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cherub_rocker1979
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« on: June 28, 2008, 11:06:16 AM »
Do you know any jokes about music or musicians?  Here's one:

What is the difference between a double bass and a coffin?  The difference is that when it comes to the double bass, the dead person is on the outside.
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 02:11:45 PM »
 What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

       1. The viola burns longer.
       2. The viola holds more beer.
       3. You can tune the violin.


We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

    It's usually still in the case.
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2008, 02:29:21 PM »
how many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 4 one to change the bulb the others to sing about how great the old one was
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2008, 03:19:55 PM »
No offense...but I don't find these jokes particularly amusing.  Smiley

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2008, 09:31:36 PM »
Q. Whats the difference between a guitarist and savings bonds?

A. Savings bonds will eventually mature and earn money
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2008, 10:01:06 PM »
Quote from: cherub_rocker1979 on June 28, 2008, 11:06:16 AM
Do you know any jokes about music or musicians?  Here's one:

What is the difference between a double bass and a coffin?  The difference is that when it comes to the double bass, the dead person is on the outside.
Sorry to spoil the "fun" here, but when the double bass player is Corrado Canonici and when the performance is that of my string quintet, for example, the "joke" folds flat as can be, just as does that about any viola player joke in the face of the astonishing achievement of the great Levine Andrade in the same work and amply elsewhere. These kinds of joke are all very well, but they can take no account of individual players such as these.

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Alistair
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2008, 10:09:05 PM »
Great joke Hinty, i is splittin me sides.

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2008, 10:15:49 PM »
Quote from: thalbergmad on July 20, 2008, 10:09:05 PM
Great joke Hinty, i is splittin me sides.
Well, I never! I had no idea that you actually had sides to split.

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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2008, 10:26:18 PM »
How do you get a double bass player off your doorstep?

Pay for the pizza.

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2008, 10:38:11 PM »
Quote from: thalbergmad on July 20, 2008, 10:26:18 PM
How do you get a double bass player off your doorstep?

Pay for the pizza.
That's all very well, but surely it's all that pizza that (in part, at least) ensures that you have no sides to split (as I implied earlier)...

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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2008, 09:49:45 AM »
How do you shut up a pianist and how do you do the same with a guitarist?

Pianist - take him his sheet music
Guitarist - give him sheet music
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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2008, 03:10:22 PM »
A violinist asks a couple in an Italian restaurant:
-Would you like some Paganini?
-Yes, we would love some, but don't put too much tomato sauce.
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