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Non Piano Board => Anything but piano => Topic started by: Bob on February 07, 2010, 01:22:10 AM
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Thank you Bob, that's very nice of you :) ;D, right ?
Bob, here is a present from me :
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From now on, if I erase a post, I will put a snail.
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Don't drag my snails into this.
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Baby snails.
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Baby snails. [revised with new forum technology] (Bob extends his copyright.)
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*bites everything in sight ... and even a bunch of stuff that's not in sight*
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Oh crap.... (Bob realizes he forgot airholes.) Sorry snail.
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*with a diamond sword, cuts an air hole in the box so the snail can breathe*
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Snail rolls away in titanium hamster ball (which must be very small but also couldnt' be cut with diamonds since it's titanium and I say titantium is harder than diamond. It's a diamond-titanium composite. There.)
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The snail is in a protective hamster bubble. The bigger snail can't bite it.
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The snail is in a protective hamster bubble. The bigger snail can't bite it.
Your snail yes. But that one in my post was another one. :'( ;D
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I see.
Hamsterball snail continues roaming...
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where do you find all these snails? :) i mean it's winter....aren't snails supposed to be sleeping in the ground under all the snow now or something :) oh maybe they're like pet snails! :) Well if any of the snails need a place to hide or something they can come stay with me :) And i just found out that my piano is a magic piano and it can make u feel better when theres something wrong with you so.... everyone is welcome :) :D
_@/ \@_ two snail friends talking about the great magical powers of my piano!! :)
_@% and the other one pretending not to listen, shocked :o :) ;D
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Regular-sized healer snail. ;D
Too cute. :)
What did the bitten snail say to the healer snail?
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Bullets whizzing by because "someone," and I won't mentioned any names, but "someone" has really bad aim.
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Of course it's a titanium-diamond composite material. ::) i.e. bullet-proof.
This is the snail (who may be floating in midair at this point, who knows?) who stopped, turned around, and the let those bullets bounce right off the titanium-diamond composite hamsterball with airholes.
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He must be on the ground since the bullets are now laying next to him. (And it would have been cool to have the action shot of bullets bouncing off the hamsterball but I can't figure that out right now.)
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Of course it's a titanium-diamond composite material. ::) i.e. bullet-proof.
This is the snail (who may be floating in midair at this point, who knows?) who stopped, turned around, and the let those bullets bounce right off the titanium-diamond composite hamsterball with airholes.
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He must be on the ground since the bullets are now laying next to him. (And it would have been cool to have the action shot of bullets bouncing off the hamsterball but I can't figure that out right now.)
Have you tried some of these >>>>> for the bullets? 8)
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...or using periscopes. ... or hitting eggs around with baseball bats while a boomerang flies around.
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Hmmm. (Bob raises eyebrow. [in words because there's no good smiley for that])
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Whatever these bullets are, they did not splatter against the diamond titanium composite shell hull of the snail hamster ball. ::) Otherwise I would have used this | to show how they smashed. Therefore, these must be some material type hard enough to withstand travelling a thousand miles or so and stopped instantly, yet retaining its shape.
And they appear to be full metal jacket. :o Not just regular, fully encased in metal (or whatever substance that is).
(Bob determines Karli's snail must have been pretty serious about going after that poor, defenseless hamsterball snail. And it's a good thing that gun toting snail had good aim and didn't hit the wings.)
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I think the snail that was too curious and was pretending not to listen to the conversation has been pushed over the cliff! :o Now he is even more shocked!
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and he notices a boat, swims there and climbes into the boat whew!
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I think littletune has the most elaborate design.
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Jaques Cleusnail exploring the underwater terrain.
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French snails apparently.... creating some kind of bicycletta... and singing... ::)
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Regular-sized healer snail. ;D
Too cute. :)
What did the bitten snail say to the healer snail?
Let's praise the great spirit of the snails :D
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Solo snail, staring into the distance, pondering life.
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with this as background music.
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Snails... in the mist. ::)
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What did the bitten snail say to the healer snail?
Okay, Goldy, so is this the opening line for a joke that you are about to tell, or are you suggesting that I should have had the bitten snail saying something back ? :) If it's the latter, I'll go with Wolfi's comment :
Let's praise the great spirit of the snails :D
*off to think of my next snail design*
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I can't believe you posted a pic like that. You better hope Nils doesn't see that.
You should replace with something more appropriate. Like a small monkey grabbing someone's index finger.
>:( Darnit.. That's your signature. Still works.
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I can't believe you posted a pic like that. You better hope Nils doesn't see that.
You should replace with something more appropriate. Like a small monkey grabbing someone's index finger.
>:( Darnit.. That's your signature. Still works.
hee hee ... actually, I wasn't sure if I would get busted for putting a photo in my signature, so I did it just for a little tiny bit because I could barely resist doing it ;D. Instead of it being in my signature, I'll just actually post it here :) :
Okay, I took the photo down. Is it supposed to be a bad photo ? Now I'm embarrassed ! I actually "stole" it (shh !) off somebody's facebook page in all innocence ! But, now I'm wondering if it wasn't actually very innocent :-[ :-[
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Okay, Goldy, so is this the opening line for a joke that you are about to tell, or are you suggesting that I should have had the bitten snail saying something back ? :) If it's the latter, I'll go with Wolfi's comment :
*off to think of my next snail design*
Live At the Snailprov \@_
What did the bitten snail say to the healer snail?
"What took you so long?"
*Thunderous snail laughter and applause*
Join us after intermission for another joke!
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:) :) .... the snail is still sailing, he has been for quite awhile now... He has made a lot of improvements to his boat...
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sails and even a steering wheel, upper and lower deck so he can hide from the rain and the sun and the wind and high waves...
Fortunately theres a lot of rain and theres a lot of algea on the outside of the boat so he does have something to eat and drink (even though he does wish he had something else too). He also feels lonely sometimes and wonders what if he is the only snail left in the whole world. And he feels traped on the little boat. But then he sometimes hears a strange sound thats coming from the land:
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_@/RARRRRRRR !!!
...and thinks that maybe he is lucky to be so far away from land.
Or he climbes on the top of the sails and looks up:
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and sees a snail in a funny transparent titanium with wings!!!
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and sees Jaques Cleusnail exploring the underwater terrain.
And he doesnt feel so alone anymore because he knows there are snails all around. He feels happy again and free. And he imagines that someday there will be a lot of snails around him listening to his stories about his adventure. He thanks the great spirit of the snails for protecting him!
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Lol what a cute story :)
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What a COOL pirate ship!!!! :) 8) I wonder if the snail from my story will ever be sailing by those pirates... i just hope they wouldn't be mean to him :-\ well probably they wouldn't even notice him because he doesnt have anything valuable on his little boat. And maybe they aren't even very mean and bad pirates, maybe they are kinda like Jack Sparrow :) :D 8) :P . Maybe my snail could sneak on their ship and take some food so he wouldnt have to eat only algae all the time :P
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I wanted to put a canon and canonball firing out but that would take more work.
Jack Snarlow of the Black Pod ----> _@/ "Eh? Piss off 'n stop lurking 'n poinstung at me."
Jack Snarlow of the Black Pod, returning to practicing his solfege now that no one's "lurking 'n poinstung" at him.
_@/ "Mi, mi, mi.... [V-I chords] Do re do, do re mi re do, do re mi fa mi re do..."
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Snails, frockling on a rollup piano. :D
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[Warning: Do NOT attempt at home. These are professional, trained stunt snails. Normal snails will leave slime trials all over your classy rollup piano.]
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HAHA Bob, that is excellent.
This is good enough for a new art movement.
I will call it snailism.
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This snail is looking for cheese. He heard there was a lot of chesse in this thread.
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What do you think? Do you think this snail looks like Johnny Depp?
Not even a little?
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And this snail is dancing
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It may be that it's a good thing that there appear to be no French people around here, otherwise all those snails would surely be culled, cooked, presented au plat and digested...
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It may be that it's a good thing that there appear to be no French people around here, otherwise all those snails would surely be culled, cooked, presented au plat and digested...
Best,
Alistair
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Not even a little?
Well i think its kinda hard to tell, because we can only see this snail's profile :) not the whole face :) .
I was thinking about what Jack Sparrow would look like as a snail ;D would he still be cute? ;D :D
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My inner hippie snail -----> @_/////// <--- = a hippie-like tail
A facebook quiz has informed me that my hippie name would/should be "Revolution Breeze" haha ... I actually completely LOVE it ;D ... haha.
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It may be that it's a good thing that there appear to be no French people around here, otherwise all those snails would surely be culled, cooked, presented au plat and digested...
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Alistair
WARNING! The snails in this thread are very VERY poisonous!! So if anyone has been thinking about eating them they should better think again!!! Eating of this snails leads to certain and VERY painful death!
_@/ Thank you! \@_
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WARNING! The snails in this thread are very VERY poisonous!! So if anyone has been thinking about eating them they should better think again!!! Eating of this snails leads to certain and VERY painful death!
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If there were any French people around here, they would be able to tke those snails to a local pharmacy as they would do mushrooms and get a lowdown on their dietary viability...
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Alistair
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If there were any French people around here, they would be able to tke those snails to a local pharmacy as they would do mushrooms and get a lowdown on their dietary viability...
Best,
Alistair
:-\ Well maybe they would try to... get a lowdown on their dietary viability (whatever that means), but I don't think it would be good for them... those snails' poison is way stronger than anything else that people have ever eaten and tricky too, it acts as if it wasn't poison at all until someone decides to eat the poor snail and the trickiest part is that the poison can be transmitted telepathically!!! :o Yes directly into the brain!! Well, i just thought i would warn people...
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WARNING! The snails in this thread are very VERY poisonous!! So if anyone has been thinking about eating them they should better think again!!! Eating of this snails leads to certain and VERY painful death!
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_////_@/Duuuuuudde ... Does that mean that alll you little dudes are like, halucinagenic and stuff ?
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More snails, looking around suspiciously, quietly sneaking out of the thread. Where are they going? 8)
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A facebook quiz has informed me that my hippie name would/should be "Revolution Breeze" haha ... I actually completely LOVE it ;D ... haha.
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_/\/\/\/\_@/Duuuuuudde ... Does that mean that alll you little dudes are like, halucinagenic and stuff ?
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_@/ \@_ hmm lately there has been quite a lot of difficult and complicated words in this thread :) So halucinagenic means that it causes halucinations like that you see and hear things which are not there? Well if it does than probably we little dudes are like that yes :) If some people think about eating us they first start seeing and hearing horrible things and if they still keep wanting to eat us then they die!!! But looks like all of the snails in this thread are not aware of their special powers and they are scared and keep leaving this thread.... :'(
Someone should tell them!
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A new direction...
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Francheska Bardacke
Guess what her nickname is? :P
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This one probably won't talk to us little people any more.
https://www.imdb.com/character/ch0098668/
This snail is probably hopeful and added himself to the database. Probably working as a waiter somewhere. You know people would complain about the speed of his service too.
No, no, no. (Bob shakes his head.) This is not the way to break into movies my snails.
On the Trail with Miss Snail Pail (2009)
(Bob can't believe his snails got into "those kind of movies.") ::)
Not sure I can post these, but here are a few snapshots from the movie.
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=5441.msg60174#msg60174
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Is that a snail parachuting in? The trees are cool. That's a new one.
There are ASCII converters but they're too detailed. I looked but didn't find one that was the right level for snails.
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And Bob's trees are really cool too! :) :) :)
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and sees....................
a really cool big puddle of rainwater.... the snail runs.... and jumps .... (as much as a snail can run and jump :) )
into that puddle! ................ .................
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and makes a huge splash!!!!!!!!! :) yeah the snail is still having fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Hmmm. Bob's Study in Snail Eyes? ::)
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Maybe there's a way to make them move in the same direction, but that's too much work for now.
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Copyrighted snail.
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Oh I see it. Cool.
I did have the curvy line displayed on my screen in the post above. I though that one was cool.
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I suppose I could come back and re-edit these.... Hmmm....
Opera snail! ;D
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84 responses to this! I really do wonder if the principal contributors here ought to sit down to a nice dish of escargots to bring this thread to its natural conclusion!
Best,
Alistair
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A few snails, overhearing the last comment.
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:o OK so I guess no magical stars for someone upstairs! ::) two posts upalistairs!
I really do not see any good reason why this thread should be brought to a conclusion (natural or unnatural or any other kind there might be) since there are some other threads with many responses that are far more boring and ::) and :-X and ??? than this thread!
Thank you! :P
one of the principal contributors (who does not intend to eat anything or anyone from this thread!!!)
on the other hand the snails from this thread might someday all get together and sit down to a nice dish of.... :-\ nooo they are not like that! they are very nice snails!!!!! is it really too much to ask that others would be nice to them too!? ::) :'( and finally let them live peacefully in this nice thread?!
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A few snails, overhearing the last comment.
smart snails!
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Oh and about the opera snail :) I was just thinking yesterday how to make singing snails! like with their mouth open but I haven't figured it out yet :)
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These are some of the alien snails that the space snail met on his journey through space. They're all very different because they are from other planets, but they are all nice and they are friends now. :)
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I miss the snails!! Well these are singing snails! For now I can't think of a better way to make a singing snail.... so I have decided that this is what singing snails look like! :P
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Lucky snails!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooo jealous now! I wanna be on waterslide too!!!!!!!!!!
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Once again, no disrespect to K (the reverse, indeed), but it does seem to be high time that a French chef came along here and mopped up, for he/she would find sufficient stocks of escargots on this thread to keep a classy restaurant going for quite some time, methinks...
Best,
Alistair
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::) ::) ::) But I have said already: this snails can't be eaten!!! And even if they could somehow be eaten, then they would become ghost snails!!! And then they could just go from one thread to another, so then there wouldn't be just one thread with snails, but the ghost snails would be all over the Pianostreet in all of the threads!!!! They would just be appearing everywhere all the time! :o So it would really be better to just let these snails live peacefully in this thread! S'il vous plait! Merci beaucoup!
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::) ::) ::) But I have said already: this snails can't be eaten!!! And even if they could somehow be eaten, then they would become ghost snails!!! And then they could just go from one thread to another, so then there wouldn't be just one thread with snails, but the ghost snails would be all over the Pianostreet in all of the threads!!!! They would just be appearing everywhere all the time! :o So it would really be better to just let these snails live peacefully in this thread! S'il vous plait! Merci beaucoup!
No - let them all be cooked to perfection! Some of those who consume the results might even be pianists!
Best,
Alistair
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Whilst i admit i have never tried them, i can think of nothing more disgusting than eating snails.
Surely a Kentucky Boneless Box is superior.
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Whilst i admit i have never tried them, i can think of nothing more disgusting than eating snails.
They're not my favourite thing either, but since so many people do enjoy them, I felt that my post above did not lack due pertinence.
Surely a Kentucky Boneless Box is superior.
If ione of those is actually "superior" to anything at all, I'll eat - er - one of those boxes. I suppose that it might be marginally superior to a goat's cheese and vegemite soufflé, but it's a close run thing, I think.
Anyway, Thal, you would really write from a position of greater authority if you had actually tried some escargots. One may reasonably presume, on the other hand, that on at least one occasion and in the interests of bona fide research you have made the not-quite-ultimate sacrifice and tried one of those Kentucky TasteBoneless Boxes?
Anyway, this thread is supposedly for K and I'm far from convinced that any of us here wants to do her the gross disservice of foisting upon her such a soufflé or such a Box.
Best,
Alistair
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Snails hiding in their shells at the thought of being eaten.
Ah! - methinks that the dénouement of this thread is at last approaching, for if they're all hidden, the rest of us will be spared the need to worry about seeing them; in any case, have little doubt that K has things in her life that interest her far more than these little creatures that the French enjoy consuming and for which English and other gardeners put down poison on account of their horticulturally pestilential qualities (those of the snails, that is, not the gardeners)...
Best,
Alistair
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>:( >:( Well if people really want to eat these cute and nice snails :( then we'll have billions of ghost snails everywhere! Don't say I haven't warned you! And you can't eat ghosts!!!
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Oh well I guess the snail will never find out since I am sure Mr. Alistair does not want to talk to a ghost of what he only considers to be food. ::)
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>:( >:( Well if people really want to eat these cute and nice snails :( then we'll have billions of ghost snails everywhere! Don't say I haven't warned you! And you can't eat ghosts!!!
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\@_ this ghost snail is wondering if Mr. Alistair always speaks in such complicated sentences... or only when he is writing :-\ .... and if he is also writing such complicated music?
Oh well I guess the snail will never find out since I am sure Mr. Alistair does not want to talk to a ghost of what he only considers to be food. ::)
"Such" as what? - in other words, by what parameters do you perceive or assess "complication", either in words or in music?
It is indeed true that I am not in the habit of conversing with - or consuming - ghosts, but it is also true that, although snails are not an especial favourite of mine to eat, I nevertheless regard them as food, given the number of French and others who do eat them and I also regard them as a garden pest that requires to be annihilated otherwise damage to all manner of plants will be done by them.
I hope that these explanations are not unduly complex for you.
Best,
Alistair
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in other words, by what parameters do you perceive or assess "complication", either in words or in music?
Do you honestly think she is going to be able to answer that?
Perhaps when replying to posts by 11 year old girls, it might be wise to come out of Thesaurus mode ;D.
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Do you honestly think she is going to be able to answer that?
I have no idea!
Perhaps when replying to posts by 11 year old girls, it might be wise to come out of Thesaurus mode.
What's so difficult? That said, I also had no idea that she was 11 years of age.
Best,
Alistair
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I also had no idea that she was 11 years of age.
I can understand that as her posts give no indication of her age at all ::)
Obviously, someone who talks about snail ghosts, how cool their teacher is, sleepovers & covers their posts with hundreds of smilies give no clue as to their age :D.
I actually thought she was 36 :) ;) :o ::) :-X :( >:( :'( :-\
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Lucky snails!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooo jealous now! I wanna be on waterslide too!!!!!!!!!!
You are pretty artistic. It could also be snails on a rock climbing wall
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But she certainly puts good use to pianostreet's smileys.
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I actually thought she was 36 :) ;) :o ::) :-X :( >:( :'( :-\
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And Thal too ;)
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And Thal too ;)
But Thal IS 36; OK, he's been that age for rather longer than most people ever get to be 36, but no matter...
Best,
Alistair
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I thought littletune was a male fella in his early 20s...... :o
But she certainly puts good use to pianostreet's smileys.
A guy?? Oh noo! I don't wanna be a guy!! :-\ But I was pretending some time ago I was a boy :P (when I had short hair), but I didn't want to be a boy, I just wanted to be like a boy ;D
Well I guess you haven't read very a lot of my posts :P ... but would a guy wanna be named Little Tune? :-\ I mean guys usually don't want to be little, and besides Tune is a lot more a girls name than a boys name. :D
You are pretty artistic. It could also be snails on a rock climbing wall
Thanks :) Yes I guess it could be a rock climbing wall too :) Maybe it could also be a waterfall :)
Indeed, Littletune is a little angel and her posts on this forum are refreshing.
Thal
Thank you very much Thal :) you are really nice!!! :) :) :) 8)
I, too, thought her mannerisms were disgustingly sweet until I discovered she was 11 years old! Now I LOVE her!
Thank you too! :) :P but what are mannerisms? :-\
"Such" as what? - in other words, by what parameters do you perceive or assess "complication", either in words or in music?
It is indeed true that I am not in the habit of conversing with - or consuming - ghosts, but it is also true that, although snails are not an especial favourite of mine to eat, I nevertheless regard them as food, given the number of French and others who do eat them and I also regard them as a garden pest that requires to be annihilated otherwise damage to all manner of plants will be done by them.
I hope that these explanations are not unduly complex for you.
Best,
Alistair
::) sooo... you wanna know why I think your sentences are complicated or something like that right? Well it's because you use a lot of words I don't understand, and especially because it seems like you write a lot of little sentences in just one sentence (not always but a lot of times :) ) and then it's like I start reading one sentence and then it's another sentence in that sentence and then another sentence in that sentence and another and another.... and then I already forget what the first sentences were about. But don't worry it's kinda fun it's like riddles or something :) ;) :)
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One of the best descriptions ever of the style d'hinty.
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One of the best descriptions ever of the style d'hinty.
What is? In any event, I would hope to achieve substance over style. I also trust that these sentences are not thought to be unduly lengthy or to contain words that require checking in the dictionary. That said, one can never be sure about the vocabularies of potential readers when posting to internet forums; that fact is obvious, since such vocabularies will inevitably vary greatly from one forum member to another.
Best,
Alistair
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(c) Bob. 2011 (Because I'll get an extra year's worth of copyright that way.
TM, registered, etc., etc., etc. Not sure what they all mean, ::) but I'll throw them in too. All rights reserved.
I think I'll charge a dollar (US dollar) for royalties on my snails. (Even though I original saw one on an emoticons site somewhere a long time ago.) Any variation would become a derivative work.
\@_ The original snail.
\@_ A brief "snail performance."
I can license out performance. You've seen it now, so you'll have to pay up.
*Bob sends around a hat to collect money.* These aren't donations. You're being charged. This is payment for viewing the snail performance up there.
*Bob never gets his hat back either.*
*Bob wonders what kind of hat that was.*
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Crack team of legal snails, scouring the internet, looking for snail copyright infringement. They have to find something to sue about otherwise they won't make any money.
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All right. You can have this one snail for free. Do with it what you will.
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A small "snail mafia" begins invading Piano Street, charging users for snails and "snail copyrights." (Mafia snails happen to look very similar to the now out of work legal snails appearing earlier in this thread.) Snail mafia members are rumored to create a monopoly on snail copyrights and may or may not have "shaken down" membership in certain cases.
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A business snail team splits off the snail mafia group and begins selling snails legitimately, although still staking out a piece of Piano Street for their business operations using their snail mafia connections. Nils remains unaware of their activities the whole time. The business snails begin renting access to their snails, allowing users to download copies of their snails for a monthly fee of $3. The business snails give away a few free access copies of their snail membership to certain "high profile" members of the site in order to increase revenue. The business snails create a "snail dictionary" which originally was for sale but now is given away for free. The business snails begin advertising in prominent snail magazines and journals and eventually split off of the PS forum to start their own snail forum.
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Whoever said musicians were one-track minded? This entire thread is just plain brilliant.
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A small "snail mafia" begins invading Piano Street, charging users for snails and "snail copyrights." (Mafia snails happen to look very similar to the now out of work legal snails appearing earlier in this thread.) Snail mafia members are rumored to create a monopoly on snail copyrights and may or may not have "shaken down" membership in certain cases.
\@_ \@_ \@_ ) ) )
A business snail team splits off the snail mafia group and begins selling snails legitimately, although still staking out a piece of Piano Street for their business operations using their snail mafia connections. Nils remains unaware of their activities the whole time. The business snails begin renting access to their snails, allowing users to download copies of their snails for a monthly fee of $3. The business snails give away a few free access copies of their snail membership to certain "high profile" members of the site in order to increase revenue. The business snails create a "snail dictionary" which originally was for sale but now is given away for free. The business snails begin advertising in prominent snail magazines and journals and eventually split off of the PS forum to start their own snail forum.
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I forgot to say something about the smilies :) I don't really understand how can people write posts and look at all the smilies up there and just not use them at all!! :o Because I just have to! :P because if I wouldn't put smilies in my posts it would seem like I can't even say everything I want to :) ;D Like some letters or even words would be missing! :) 8) I wish there was even more of them!!! :P 8)
Oh and in real life people sometimes don't know how old I am either ::) some think I'm older and some think I'm younger :P well they never think I'm 36 of course ;D ;D and they don't think I'm a male fella in his early 20s either ;D :P That would be VERY weird! Once I saw on the internet something about a girl who is 13 years old but she looks like she was 40 or something like that, because she has something wrong with her skin and she is very sad because people don't believe she is just a kid. Well I think when people think I'm older is cause I'm pretty tall and because sometimes I look very serious :P :P I almost don't talk at all when I'm around people I don't know and I don't act stupid or anything, I'm just really quiet.... well I guess that's kinda hard to believe because I talk sooooooo much here ::) :P And when people think I'm younger I guess it's because sometimes I act like a little kid :) and I want my mum to help me with something and to go somewhere with me because sometimes people really scare me and I don't want to talk to them by myself :-[
snail on a swing ... and two snalis on a seesaw
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well this is a lot harder to make than I thought! Why is it called a seesaw? Is it because when you're up you look around and you say: Oh I see... and then you go down and you say: well I saw... and then: I see and then: I saw............. :P ;D :)
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in water :)
you can only see the snails eyes and a straw (so the snail can breath)
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;D ;D ;D Littletune, you are riot!!! Not only a fine pianist, but a brilliant graphic artist!
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;D ;D ;D Littletune, you are riot!!! Not only a fine pianist, but a brilliant graphic artist!
Thank you! :) you are too nice to me :) :) :) well actually I think for now I am still a lot better at graphic things :) I think because until I was 5 and a half I had hearing loss (and then I had surgery) and I got more used to looking at things than listening to them :) And at first at music theory when we had dictations it was really scary because I couldn't concentrate on just listening without looking at something :) but now I'm getting a lot better already :) :P 8)
This is a snail jumping on trampoline :) ;D it's like a video :) ... well kind of ;D you have to scroll down this post really fast :D and maybe use your imagination too :P
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Probably has B.O. (body odor). Which for a snail must be pretty bad.
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Sadly not true in any particular; I wouldn't invite one of these creatures as (a) I don't especially care for their taste and (b) they're a garden pest.
By the way, how did you know it was a male snail?
Best,
Alistair
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I checked of course.
"It's a foot!"
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Those stealth technology snails are cool! 8) why is one snail so far away from the rest of the snails? :)
Thank you! :) you are too nice to me :) :) :) well actually I think for now I am still a lot better at graphic things :) I think because until I was 5 and a half I had hearing loss (and then I had surgery) and I got more used to looking at things than listening to them :) And at first at music theory when we had dictations it was really scary because I couldn't concentrate on just listening without looking at something :) but now I'm getting a lot better already :) :P 8)
This is a snail jumping on trampoline :) ;D it's like a video :) ... well kind of ;D you have to scroll down this post really fast :D and maybe use your imagination too :P
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Yes :) A back flip :) :) 8)
well, maybe if you look at it from down to up ;D then it's a front flip :D
Probably has B.O. (body odor). Which for a snail must be pretty bad.
And then when that snail is flying close to some people or other snails they can't see him (cause he's using stealth technology) but they can just smell him ;D and then they are wondering why did something start smelling so bad all of a sudden ;D
Well I hope that injured snail didn't go to Ahinton's house!!! That wouldn't be a very good idea!!
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Yes this thread is really cool! 8) :P and all the snails are cool! 8)
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And I think some snails are going to get married!!! :o :D I'm not sure, but a snail asked me if I could play something at a wedding :D :D so I've looked and I have found one piece about a snail who is getting married!!!!! it wasn't so easy to find it, because there aren't that many piano pieces about snails... and specially not about snails who are getting married ::) but I have found it and I have already started learning it today :) :) so when I learn it there will be a snail wedding :D and it's a really cool piece! 8) 8) and I'm already learning a Polka too, so I'll be playing that so the guests will be able to dance :) 8)
(and what was really cool too is that when I found that snail wedding piece I looked at the notes and tried to imagine how it sounds... and I could!!!! :) :) I knew what the melody was before I tried playing it!!! :) I didn't think I could do that! :) we were trying that at music theory too, but i was never so sure...) well I hope I learn to play it soon so there will be a snail wedding!!!!!!!!!! :P :) 8) :D ;)
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Yes this thread is really cool! 8) :P and all the snails are cool! 8)
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And I think some snails are going to get married!!! :o :D I'm not sure, but a snail asked me if I could play something at a wedding :D :D so I've looked and I have found one piece about a snail who is getting married!!!!! it wasn't so easy to find it, because there aren't that many piano pieces about snails... and specially not about snails who are getting married ::) but I have found it and I have already started learning it today :) :) so when I learn it there will be a snail wedding :D and it's a really cool piece! 8) 8) and I'm already learning a Polka too, so I'll be playing that so the guests will be able to dance :) 8)
(and what was really cool too is that when I found that snail wedding piece I looked at the notes and tried to imagine how it sounds... and I could!!!! :) :) I knew what the melody was before I tried playing it!!! :) I didn't think I could do that! :) we were trying that at music theory too, but i was never so sure...) well I hope I learn to play it soon so there will be a snail wedding!!!!!!!!!! :P :) 8) :D ;)
lol, littletune, that really made me lol! :D
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Well two snails from this thread are going to get married :) I don't know them that well, but I think they've met each other when they were running away, in those scary times...
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I see now....and when will the wedding take place? :)
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I think it will take place as soon as I learn that snail wedding piece :) ;D :D 8) hope that will be soon! :)
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Well two snails from this thread are going to get married :) I don't know them that well, but I think they've met each other when they were running away, in those scary times...
Probably from ahinton...
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Yes ::) I don't know how can he not like them! :o ::)
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Is that one with the horns, Brunhilde?
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That's what I was going for. It came out only so-so.
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Poor littletune is baffled!
Well I don't know that much! :-[ What's Nibelungen? And who is Brunhilde? Well I'll just try finding out in google :P
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Well of course the snails will need a ring! they will need two rings! for the snail wedding ! ;D
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You know Die Walkerie well. :o :o BTW as much I love opera, Die Walkerie is the worst opera ever. The overture is very unsophistocated. No Offense :) Not only that but is followed by a recitatave that is long and puts you to sleep. here is a link to the overture so you can see how bad it is
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Not that well. I'm aware of it. I'd like to go through the whole thing someday.
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You know Die Walkerie well. :o :o BTW as much I love opera, Die Walkerie is the worst opera ever. The overture is very unsophistocated. No Offense :) Not only that but is followed by a recitatave that is long and puts you to sleep. here is a link to the overture so you can see how bad it is
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Are you being sarcastic?! god, I LOVE that opera!!! Did it a couple of times in my working life. The prelude is so exciting! That whole first act with the love duet at the end!!! You were pulling our leg, right? ;)
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This snail thread keeps on GOing and Going and Going! \@_ \@_ \@_ :D
Oh, doesn't it just! And at snail's pace, too. The reasons for its perpetuation (if any) seem entirely obscure, but I suppose that at least some of the contributors must have some idea of them...
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Well the snail is now hiding in a cave because it's raining really a lot. And he is watching the rain and thinking about everything and waiting for the rain and wind to go away. :)
And here also the background music (and video) ::) ::) ::) (It's boring! just a baby piano piece ::) that littletune played ::) - so don't watch if you don't like baby piano pieces and stupid videos!! - it's a video that littletune wanted to make for the snail so he won't feel all alone and forgotten! :( :P and it's played two times, first time the way it's in the sheet music the second time littletune's way :P - just a little differently with the left hand - so it's more like being in a boat and in water :P oh and the end too ::) oh :) and there also wasn't any dynamic markings at all :o so that's just littletune's way too ::) :P ) so here it is for the snail! :)
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Littletune, :) I listened and don't think it's a baby piano piece...sometimes the little
pieces can have the most profound notes and feelings into it. It is how you played it that
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Littletune, :) I listened and don't think it's a baby piano piece...sometimes the little
pieces can have the most profound notes and feelings into it. It is how you played it that
makes it special. :) Thank you for sharing :)
Thank you very very much!!! for being so nice! :) I'm really happy you think that! :) and the snail is happy too :D :)
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Thank you very very much!!! for being so nice! :) I'm really happy you think that! :) and the snail is happy too :D :)
You're welcome, littletune :) And I'm glad the snail is happy 8)
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Oh just in case anyone wants to know what snail wedding song sounds like ;D
The title is: Polž se je pa ženit šel :D (and it's a folk song and it by M. Tomc). And "polž" means snail, and I can't translate everything exactly but it's kinda like A snail went to get married ;D
And I thought it was really cool that I found a piece about a snail so I've learned it. (don't know if I learned everything right but oh well... ::) ) :) :P
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Oh just in case anyone wants to know what snail wedding song sounds like ;D
The title is: Polž se je pa ženit šel :D (and it's a folk song and it by M. Tomc). And "polž" means snail, and I can't translate everything exactly but it's kinda like A snail went to get married ;D
And I thought it was really cool that I found a piece about a snail so I've learned it. (don't know if I learned everything right but oh well... ::) ) :) :P
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;D I wonder if littletune will get that.
No I don't get it at all!! :-[ ::) don't know what a beatnik is (and i found it on wikipedia and still don't know ::) ) ... well whatever ::) ::) Bob what's that little thing on the right of your post? Is that something that your snail has lost?? :P
That's a fast snail! ;D
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Oh that's where it went. That was supposed to be the beard but it disappeared when I copied it over.
Beatniks sits around in clubs and listen to jazz while snapping their fingers, saying things like "cool" and "man." They probably smoke too, because it looks cool.... man.
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Oh well except smoking is not really cool cause it's bad for your health! man! :P
maybe that's why your snails beard fell off cause it got burnt ! ;D :)
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Don't worry man... um... snail, it will grow back... but still you shouldn't smoke so much anymore man...um... snail! But you look kinda cool without the beard too! 8)
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maybe that's why your snails beard fell off cause it got burnt ! ;D :)
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oh man! where did my beard go man?! that's not so cool man :P
Don't worry man... um... snail, it will grow back... but still you shouldn't smoke so much anymore man...um... snail! But you look kinda cool without the beard too! 8)
Hee hee ;D That's really cool man 8)
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with music. :D
*Bob thinks that snail is entirely too happy or too ignorant (ie blissful) with that music.* ::)
*Bob is getting irritated by that happy snail.*
*Bob has decided that snail must be some kind of 70s hippy snail and must be drugs to be wandering around that happy.*
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should they also have one snail looking out of the screen and one into it? :-\
I mean in their world they wouldn't really need that.... but they have to be even more careful about our world so I guess then they do need two more snails looking into our world!!!
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Snails looking out of your screen...
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Other random snails found along the way...
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Yes something like that ;D
funny snails! :D
and this is a snail looking out of the computer screen ;D
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This thread has become one of those artistic duels between giants. Like Thalberg and Liszt. Bob and Littletune.
Cleverness and geniality at work here. :)
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Okaaaay! Is that picture what I think it is???? >:( Is Bob changing into Ahinton????!!!!! :o :o
Well... guess what Bob.... you know that bob isn't just for feeding livestock?! It's also very healthy food for people (or snails i guess)! I've found some recipes! :P
(https://img.rtvslo.si/upload/Zanimivosti/poned_22_maj_bobova_juha_show.jpg)
Yes that is a soup made of Bob!! And here is a recipe:
https://www.rtvslo.si/zabava/kuharski-nasveti/bobova-juha-s-cebulico/174243
I think the snails will also like this Bob soup!
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I was also wondering if Ahinton (or maybe Bob) would be scared of that giant face licking slithering snail coming out of their computer screen all of a sudden!? :o
Maybe they wouldn't even notice at first, until the snail would already be slithering all over them and licking their face! :D :P ::)
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The escargot pic actually made me kind of hungry, except I know those are snails so it's gross too.
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Oh yes I know they're making soup with littletune ::)
But what are the snails going to do then if they eat Bob and littletune?? :o
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NOOOO !!! stop snails! Stop my friends! You are making a very big mistake!!! You have to stop making soup with Bob and littletune right now!!! You hear me?? Stop right now!! Or we'll all be lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This has to be some kind of a curse that has come upon us!!!!!! We have to be strong and break this curse! Maybe you think it would be good to have some soup made with Bob and littletune, but that is just a curse making you think that!! We are snails!!! Snails do not eat people!!!!!!!!! Think snails!! Think! And fight it! Don't let the curse be stronger then you!! Listen to me my snails!
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This is going to be like the magic 8 ball....
*Bob puts two messages on each side of the snail. The one of the left -- the left as we view the snail, not the snail's left -- says "This week." The messages on the right says "after this week." Bob places some snail food (which is what? What do snails eat?) out for the snail and waits.*
I think I got that right.
Oops... *Bob splits the snail food in half and puts a half on each side of the snail and then waits again.* Knowing the snail, it'll eat eat both. ::) Why not? But then what does that mean? It doesn't answer my question.
This must be an oracle snail.
*Bob gets nauesous after Google image searching for oracle snail.* Yuck. And there was a snail, a real snail, as big as a person's hand.
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It says snails eat mostly plants. Lettuce, grass, herbs and also apples and carrots :)
* Littletune is thinking it would be kinda cool to have a pet snail!* :)
Well not those huge ones. Bob do you mean that picture with someone holding two giant snails on his hand? I think they're even bigger than his hand!! :o But he does have a glove on his hand.
Oh you can get an answer Bob. It doesn't matter if the snail eats from both sides. What matters is form which one the snail eats first! The one it eats first has your answer. :) :P :)
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Yes, the giant snail was as large or larger than the guy's hand in the pic I saw. Yuck. It could have been a fake pic but even still, yuck.
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At the risk of sounding repetititititive, would anyone care to consider what ought to be the utterly absurd impression that is potentially and very possibly given to novitiates by this thread that K has no interest in anything but snails?
Best,
Alistair
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How did snails end up on this thread? It was supposed to be a post that was editted because K would remove posts and put a period in place of that post. *Bobs thinks those periods may have been snail eggs.*
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I see K is the one who brought the snails into the thread. It starts with one. Next thing you know the entire thread is invested with them.
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I see K is the one who brought the snails into the thread. It starts with one. Next thing you know the entire thread is invested with them.
I think that you mean "infested", as I rather doubt that anyone's sought to - er - shell out in order to try to make a profit out of them here.
Best,
Alistair
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I find this one of the most ingenious and hysterical threads, yet. ;D
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I think you're doing great Birba! :)
(( \@/ )).. <-- Snail who didn't pay attention, on its back, drying up now. *Littletune takes the poor drying up snail and pours a lot of water on it and so rehydrates the snail so it will be ok now...* \@_ :) but next time you should be more careful snail!
At the risk of sounding repetititititive, would anyone care to consider what ought to be the utterly absurd impression that is potentially and very possibly given to novitiates by this thread that K has no interset in anything but snails?
Best,
Alistair
Alistair did you mean to say " K. has no interest... " maybe... cause I don't know what interset is supposed to mean. :D
Well I don't know why anyone would think that about K anyway because if you give a present or something to someone that doesn't really mean they have to like it right? So if this thread is for her and we are only making stories about snails it doesn't have to mean she likes the snails so much! But I think it's very very nice that you think so much about K and worry and care so much about her and about what people think of her :) :) :D :D :P
Oh and also thank you very much for not having those snail eating comments again Alistair! All the snails from Pianostreet appreciate it very much and are all sending you lots of big snail kisses :D :D :D
*Littletune is thinking Bob might get nauseous thinking about all those big snail kisses :-\ * :)
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Alistair did you mean to say " K. has no interest... "
I did indeed; amendment duly made (and apologies for any confusion!).
thank you very much for not having those snail eating comments again Alistair!
I think that, having already made the point about snails as a culinary delicacy, there was no need for me to reiterate it!
Best,
Alistair
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Indeed I also think there is absolutely no need to reiterate that! (if I got that right :) )
Bestest,
Littletune and all the snails of Pianostreet! :D :-* ::) :P :)
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I am beginning to feel left out, so here is my first attempt.
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Great Thal! :) All the snails are welcoming you and your first snail here in this thread :D
And of course they're also welcoming Birba and his first snails :)
Maybe they would welcome Alistair too if he tried making a snail ;D :P
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I would love to see hinty do a snail, but somehow i think it will not happen.
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HAHAHAHA, brilliant one bob.
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I would love to see hinty do a snail, but somehow i think it will not happen.
At the risk of seeming to repeat what I hinted at promising not to repeat, I can only say that, as I do not profess to be a very good cook, your assumption that what you appear to claim that you would "love to see" "will not happen" is accordingly correct.
Best,
Alistair
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A foreign snail. To me it looks as if it's quite fast.
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A foreign snail.
Aren't they all?
Best,
Alistair
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Come on Alistair, just give us a snail.
Surely amongst all that creative genius in your posession you can do it.
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Come on Alistair, just give us a snail.
Surely amongst all that creative genius in your posession you can do it.
Thank you for your kind compliment which I will accept gracefully but, whilst I don't know about a whole snail, I'll gladly give you 20% of one in the form of an "s" which is missing from "posession"; will that do?
Best,
Alistair
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Bob, you are one genius. But do you ever practise the piano?
And wolfi, that was brilliant!!! I loved the savvy look of the european snail. SO snob. 8)
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Maybe they would welcome Alistair too if he tried making a snail
Limited experience in the garden inclines me to think that the reproductive capacity of snails is already quite sufficient without requiring anyone else to make more of them, least of all me.
Best,
Alistair
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Wow soooo many things happened here since yesterday!!! :o Now I don't know where to start... or where to continue :-\ :) I was still thinking about the little snail swords and how they're supposed to hold them ::) :D well I don't know very much about swords anyway... are they holding their swords only above their head all the time? aren't they supposed to move the swords around and all that? oh well... doesn't matter I guess... :P
Those shark snails are cool ! :)
And I'm glad Wolfi made some snails again! 8) :)
But Alistair these snails here are not completely the same as the snails from your garden! Wouldn't you just try making a snail? It's fun :) You want me to help you ? :) here, these two snails are a little unusual but I think that's cool too ! ;D 8)
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What has just happened!!? me and the snails were making something for Alistair and it wasn't very easy to do! >:( and then it just disappeared! :o Oh well maybe we'll try again........ ::)
_@% o|O@_ oo_@_ - oh come on snails let's try it again! ::)
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This is what me and the snails did for Alistair :P Would you now make a snail Alistair? :) :D :P
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Aw, come on, Alistair! How can you ignore such an ingenious hommage? ;D
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Aw, come on, Alistair! How can you ignore such an ingenious hommage? ;D
The honest answer to that is that I most certainly couldn't and would not want to but, that said, let's leave this kind of thing to the experts, shall we?!...
Best,
Alistair
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This is what me and the snails did for Alistair :P Would you now make a snail Alistair? :) :D :P
*Snail crowd clapping, impressed*
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*Snail crowd clapping, impressed*
Actually they're just trying to clap. They can't make any sound. Clapping isn't an easy thing for them to do. ::) But don't be confused. They're clapping or their version of it.
Some of us here will have heard of the Zen notion of the sound of one hand clapping, but this appears to take it to quite another level altogether.
Not to be confused with a group of snails just standing around.
Indeed not, since a snail is legless and therefore cannot stand as such.
Best,
Alistair
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Actually they're just trying to clap. They can't make any sound. Clapping isn't an easy thing for them to do. ::) But don't be confused. They're clapping or their version of it. Not to be confused with a group of snails just standing around.
Thank you very much snails for your support!!! :) 8)
I think snails can clap like this: 1. \@_ 2. \@/ 3. \@_ 4. \@/ 5. \@_ .... and so on... :)
The honest answer to that is that I most certainly couldn't and would not want to but, that said, let's leave this kind of thing to the experts, shall we?!...
Best,
Alistair
Um... you most certainly couldn't and would not want to... ignore it? :-\ But you will try really really hard and ignore it anyway?
Oh well ::) ::)
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Um... you most certainly couldn't and would not want to... ignore it? :-\ But you will try really really hard and ignore it anyway?
Oh well ::) ::)
Did I write any such thing? I think not! I made no mention of "ignoring" anything!
Best,
Alistair
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I know. A musician clap. Snails stomp their feet like instrumentalist do in an ensemble.
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Best,
Alistair
I'm sorry then Alistair! I guess it just seemed like that then :P :)
Oh Bob that was a musician clap? I didn't even know that :)
And that "Sup gastropods" was really cool and funny ;D that's like when people say "Sup homies" right? :) 8)
What's lapel? :) I know I have to look on google :)
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Thanks Bob! :) First when I looked on google I thought it was a tie or something like that! So that's why I first didn't see that snail but now I see it too ;D It must really be very difficult for that snail to hold on like that! :)
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This is going to be like the magic 8 ball....
*Bob puts two messages on each side of the snail. The one of the left -- the left as we view the snail, not the snail's left -- says "This week." The messages on the right says "after this week." Bob places some snail food (which is what? What do snails eat?) out for the snail and waits.*
I think I got that right.
Oops... *Bob splits the snail food in half and puts a half on each side of the snail and then waits again.* Knowing the snail, it'll eat eat both. ::) Why not? But then what does that mean? It doesn't answer my question.
This must be an oracle snail.
*Bob gets nauesous after Google image searching for oracle snail.* Yuck. And there was a snail, a real snail, as big as a person's hand.
Good work snail. :) *Bob gives the snail extra food.* Keep it up. There's more extra food where that came from.
I did find the largest snail around today is the AFrican giant snail. It's about the size of a hand, or palm-sized. However, those big conch fhell can be from ancient snails, some of which could have b een 40 pounds. A forty pound snail? :o And there's a Guiness world record for the most snails on a face. I didn't look into that. :P
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This is going to be like the magic 8 ball....
*Bob puts two messages on each side of the snail. The one of the left -- the left as we view the snail, not the snail's left -- says "This week." The messages on the right says "after this week." Bob places some snail food (which is what? What do snails eat?) out for the snail and waits.*
I think I got that right.
Oops... *Bob splits the snail food in half and puts a half on each side of the snail and then waits again.* Knowing the snail, it'll eat eat both. ::) Why not? But then what does that mean? It doesn't answer my question.
This must be an oracle snail.
*Bob gets nauesous after Google image searching for oracle snail.* Yuck. And there was a snail, a real snail, as big as a person's hand.
Good work snail. :) *Bob gives the snail extra food.* Keep it up. There's more extra food where that came from.
I did find the largest snail around today is the AFrican giant snail. It's about the size of a hand, or palm-sized. However, those big conch fhell can be from ancient snails, some of which could have b een 40 pounds. A forty pound snail? :o And there's a Guiness world record for the most snails on a face. I didn't look into that. :P
Oh so it worked? :) cool if it did! 8)
For the most snails a person had on their face?? That's a funny record :)
Oh I found that... there is more than one record.... oh I guess some are old records...
One record is 8 snails and it was achieved by someone named Alastair ;D
Then by a 9 year old girl who had 25 snails on her face.
And then an 11 year old boy who had 43 snails on his face!!! :o I guess that's the newest record.
Well... it think if all the snails form Pianostreet decided to give kisses to Alistair all at the same time.... he might break that record! :D :D
*\@_ this is a snail giving a kiss :) °|°
*_@ or like this too :)
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Must it be the snails?...
Best,
Alistair
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Must it be the snails?...
Best,
Alistair
Well if you wanted to break the world record for the most snails on the face then it would definitely have to be the snails :D :)
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Well if you wanted to break the world record for the most snails on the face then it would definitely have to be the snails :D :)
Your logic here is undefeatable.
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Well if you wanted to break the world record for the most snails on the face then it would definitely have to be the snails :D :)
But I didn't say that I wanted to do that, did I?!
Best,
Alistair
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Must be one of the best ever.
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Brilliant.
Must be one of the best ever.
One of the most costly, at least, given the sheer quantity of dollars therein; you'd never be expected to pay that much for a starter of escargots even in a three Michelin starred restaurant...
Best,
Alistair
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One of the most costly, at least, given the sheer quantity of dollars therein; you'd never be expected to pay that much for a starter of escargots even in a three Michelin starred restaurant...
Best,
Alistair
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Maybe this snail is like a piggy bank, except it's a snaily bank :P
But of course not that kind that you would have to break it to get the money out!!!!!! You just have to ask the snail nicely.
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Must be one of the best ever.
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Yes that's really a GREAT snail!! :) 8)
Lostinidlewonder now made all other snails look so small and not so great :'( oh well :) doesn't matter :P
but why is the snail sad?
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I'm sooooo sad!!! :( Everyone is afraid of me!!!! :'( And I'm just a really nice snail! I just wanna be friends with all this little snails :'( but everyone just keeps running away from me :'( :'( :'( they don't even want to talk to me! :'( :'( I'm sooooooo sad! Please someone be my friend? PLEASE!? :( :'(
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I am just a nice snail and I just want a friend! :( Don't be afraid of me!
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_@/oo -- so you're really not as scary as everyone says you are?? you promise? If you're just a nice snail I can be your friend! :)
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Maybe this snail is like a piggy bank, except it's a snaily bank :P
But of course not that kind that you would have to break [it] to get the money out!!!!!! You just have to ask the snail nicely.
Ah - so not like Northern Rock, Royal Bank of Scotland Group or any similar kind of bank that's quick enough to take you money but dishes it out again at - er - snail's pace, then...
Best,
Alistair
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Ah - so not like Northern Rock, Royal Bank of Scotland Group or any similar kind of bank that's quick enough to take you money but dishes it out again at - er - snail's pace, then...
Best,
Alistair
Um... well I don't really know very much about the banks.... not even the ones in my country :P
But I didn't say that I wanted to do that, did I?!
Best,
Alistair
No you didn't... but well IF you wanted to then all this snails form Pianostreet would be helpful I guess.... :P Or... IF all the snails from Pianostreet decided to give you kisses you could at the same time break the world record :) maybe you can even get some money for breaking a world record :-\ I don't know :P
Well if you don't want so much to get kisses from all the snails from Pianostreet, who would you want to get kisses from then? From all the people from Pianostreet?! you know how many people that is?? :o Like about 52 000 people! :o :o Are you sure you would like that better than the snail kisses? :P :)
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Um... well I don't really know very much about the banks.... not even the ones in my country
In some senses you could perhaps consider yourself fortunate in your self-confessed ignorance!
No you didn't... but well IF you wanted to then all this snails form Pianostreet would be helpful I guess.... :P Or... IF all the snails from Pianostreet decided to give you kisses you could at the same time break the world record :) maybe you can even get some money for breaking a world record
...but not deposit it in one of those errant banks, presumably...
Well if you don't want so much to get kisses from all the snails from Pianostreet, who would you want to get kisses from then? From all the people from Pianostreet?! you know how many people that is?? :o Like about 52 000 people! :o :o Are you sure you would like that better than the snail kisses? :P :)
But how many snails would there be on Pianostreet? Whatever the answer to that might be, it will nevertheless be up to you alone, if so you wish, to work out for yourself the answers (if any) to any or all of the questions that you ask here, I'm afraid! In the meantime, I will simply confine myself to declaring that the prospect of a kiss from a snail (even assuming snails to be capable of such a thing) is not one that has the slightest appeal to me!
Best,
Alistair
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Well, happily I have none in mine.
[An advanced Google search of the site shows 226 threads have some form of snail infestation.
OK, but I do not live in a thread.
Although that includes the snails in my signature line so it doesn't mean much.
Not much in this thread does, surely?
There's no way to serach for snails on the forum. They could be anywhere.]
I've never "serached" for anything anywhere, so I cannot comment, beyond mentioning yet again that the connection betwen all this stuff and K seems at best tenuous and at worst absent other than in the somewhat bizarre imaginations of certain posters to this thread.
Best,
Alistair
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Best,
Alistair
Yeah, I have to admit I've been wondering why my name had been on this thread title at all anymore, considering all things. But, as I see, the snails are chewing away at that.
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Snails, grazing and nesting. These are not wild snails. They're domesticated. See? These aren't eating letters on the thread.
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If you don't feed the snails, they'll start eating anything.
It is often recommended not to feed the trolls, so why feed the snails?
Best,
Alistair
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In some senses you could perhaps consider yourself fortunate in your self-confessed ignorance!
Well I remembered that my mum is sometimes complaining about the bank :)
But how many snails would there be on Pianostreet?
I'm sure there is less than 52 000 snails on Pianostreet! :) For now... But I guess the number of them is getting closer to 52 000 every day :P
I'm afraid!
Don't be afraid Alistair! You don't have to get kissed by snails if you don't want to :P Specially not those giant ones that have appeared lately in this thread... even though they're all really nice... :D
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Don't be afraid Alistair!
I'm not! I used the expression "I'm afraid" in the sense of "I'm sorry to say".
You don't have to get kissed by snails if you don't want to :P Specially not those giant ones that have appeared lately in this thread... even though they're all really nice... :D
I am aware of that, you know! - and, in any case, as I mentioned, I am far from certain that they would be capable of such an action in the first place...
Best,
Alistair
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I'm not! I used the expression "I'm afraid" in the sense of "I'm sorry to say".
Yes I know that of course! ::) I was just kidding :P
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Yes I know that of course! ::) I was just kidding :P
OK! I wasn't sure...
Best,
Alistair
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OK! I wasn't sure...
Best,
Alistair
OK! Thanks for the explanation anyway :) I think the snails didn't know :P
Best,
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Nice to see hinty coming out of his shell.
Thal
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Thal, don't you think Alistair will now stop posting in this thread cause you said that? Just like then when you said it was lovely... :-\
Well if he will never post here again I think the snails will miss him! :'( Even though he wasn't very nice to them....... but anyway... ::)
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Amusing exchanges indeed.
Nice to see hinty coming out of his shell.
Nice that you consider yourself to have been amused.
Shells are all very well but when you compose you have to come out of them to some extent. When, on the other hand, you post in thread such as this one...
Best,
Alistair
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Nice that you consider yourself to have been amused.
Shells are all very well but when you compose you have to come out of them to some extent. When, on the other hand, you post in thread such as this one...
Best,
Alistair
:o :o Alistair! are you really a snail?! I mean if you have to come out of your shell... don't worry you can tell us! :) We will still like you just the same! :D
(just kidding of course no need to explain the expression "coming out of one's shell" ::) :P )
Best,
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This is going to be like the magic 8 ball....
*Bob puts two messages on each side of the snail. The one of the left -- the left as we view the snail, not the snail's left -- says "This week." The messages on the right says "after this week." Bob places some snail food (which is what? What do snails eat?) out for the snail and waits.*
I think I got that right.
Oops... *Bob splits the snail food in half and puts a half on each side of the snail and then waits again.* Knowing the snail, it'll eat eat both. ::) Why not? But then what does that mean? It doesn't answer my question.
This must be an oracle snail.
*Bob gets nauesous after Google image searching for oracle snail.* Yuck. And there was a snail, a real snail, as big as a person's hand.
Good work snail. :) *Bob gives the snail extra food.* Keep it up. There's more extra food where that came from.
I did find the largest snail around today is the AFrican giant snail. It's about the size of a hand, or palm-sized. However, those big conch fhell can be from ancient snails, some of which could have b een 40 pounds. A forty pound snail? :o And there's a Guiness world record for the most snails on a face. I didn't look into that. :P
Bad work snail. >:( *Bob pats the snail until it pukes the food back up and reposseses that food.*
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Yuck Bob! That sounds kinda disgusting! Do you think that's really necessary to do? :-\
Maybe the snail didn't answer your question wrong, maybe you just asked it the wrong way :P
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Here's the official SuperSnail theme song.
*Bobs wonders if it's also a Jewish snail. ... Or maybe not a full Jew snail, but rather sort of Jew-like, more like a Jew-ish snail.*
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What should a cake for a snail be made of? Herbs? A herb cake :) oh I guess it could also be an apple cake or a carrot cake :P :P :P I got hungry thinking about this :)
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That's exactly how I see it, Littletune!!! ;D
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Ah, hvala. Polž veleum.
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Those dancing snails are cool! 8) 8)
Birba did you start learning Slovenian too?? :)
I wanted to post something in this thread for a really long time.... :-\ but then I never had enough time ::) because I always need a lot of time for this :P :)
Ah, hvala. Polž veleum.
Veleum Bob! :D :) although the word "veleum" is kinda funny. I mean it's not used very often, people usually just say "genij" :)
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Those dancing snails are cool! 8) 8)
Birba did you start learning Slovenian too?? :)
I wanted to post something in this thread for a really long time.... :-\ but then I never had enough time
Because you're always teaching Bob Slovenian. ;D
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Well I like teaching Bob Slovenian! :P 8) I will find some time for the snails too :D
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This is my university's world famous choir, the Cardinal Singers.
And in parts of the song they chant "Mambo", lol.
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My god, what a choir!!!!
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My god, what a choir!!!!
Yeah, they're crazy amazing! I feel like a snail compared to them...
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See? That's a snail.
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*Bob admires that snail.*
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Littletune! That was absolutely hysterical! A pince-nez! ;D ;D ;D
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so this is snail transportation ;D I mean it's human transportation for snails :P
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*Bob is wondering how the heck a snail could even attempt to play a double bass. ::) [Yes, that's supposed to be a bass. I'm tired.]*
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This is a double bass right?
Double bass is really cool!!! 8) 8)
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Yeah. I was trying to make a smaller one. I made one but it started getting too big so I knocked it down to that and gave up.
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https://ausinternet.com/ettamogah/kooka1.wav
https://fly-away.netfirms.com/kook.wav
... which is apparently in Australia. ::) Though if he's a snail, he might have something to fear here.
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That will probably be the Christmas dinner for one of us here.
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That will probably be the Christmas dinner for one of us here.
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::) No Thal no! We have talked about that sooo many times already! ::) You just can't eat these snails!!
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::) No Thal no! We have talked about that sooo many times already! ::) You just can't eat these snails!!
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You are so clever, littletune. It's amazing what you can do with a couple of script characters!
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Love from all the snails! :)
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OMG! I get it. They're dismembered snails!!!!!!
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Well... I wouldn't say dismembered :-\ They're just snails without their shells on!
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That was cool :) 8)
It's funny when I look at my numbers they look kinda girly compared to dapianokids numbers don't they? :D Well maybe it's just me... but my numbers kinda look like some kind of little flowers or something ;D I don't know just more girly (can't describe it exactly)... which is funny cause I'm not a very girly girl! :-\ Oh but maybe it just seems like that to me :P :)
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"Hut, hut, hut!"
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Yes that's accusative: Ich habe einen schleimigen Fuß. Ich habe zwei Fühler mit kleinen schwarzen Augen dran.
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Ich betrog und verwendete Babelfish, um diesen Pfosten schnell zu schreiben. Und I didn' t-Überprüfung diese drei Sätze. Ich überprüfte nur den ersten Satz.
Ich kann nicht vollständig das verstehen. <-- Das ist mein.
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Gigi ist witzig ;D
hahah ... diese Schnecke ist sehr klug, kann ich durch seinen Bleistift erzählen.
Claudia-Schnecke mit Brille, vorbereiten Sie, zu lernen _@/∞
Ja, Gigi ist meine mini-Schnecke ;D ... und, Gigi's Fuß ist am schleimigsten!
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Snails.... Who have been taken up in the rapture!!! :o :o :o ::)
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Be...geisterung... ooOOOOOOoo...... Begeisterung!
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Can someone please explain this thread to me? I have no vision, so I don't really understand what's going on and there's a lot of stuff to read up there.
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(I made a "Snail Race" thread in 2004 and it's carried on. A snail is made up of a _ @ and / For example, _@/. It looks like a snail, kind of. Little snail characters. They're visual. A screen reader probably isn't going to realize them the way viewing them on a screen displays them. Text-to-speech would really distort all of it. If you could feel the text as it's displayed on a screen that would give the right idea of the thread.)
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=4751.0
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So it's possibly easier to find....
(I made a "Snail Race" thread in 2004 and it's carried on. A snail is made up of a _ @ and / For example, _@/. It looks like a snail, kind of. Little snail characters. They're visual. A screen reader probably isn't going to realize them the way viewing them on a screen displays them. Text-to-speech would really distort all of it. If you could feel the text as it's displayed on a screen that would give the right idea of the thread.)
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=4751.0
*Bob wonders what Floyd would do with pianistimo's thread.* They were looooong.
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Ich betrog und verwendete Babelfish, um diesen Pfosten schnell zu schreiben. Und I didn' t-Überprüfung diese drei Sätze. Ich überprüfte nur den ersten Satz.
Ich kann nicht vollständig das verstehen. <-- Das ist mein.
Haha Pfosten is funny!! ;D that means pile or stake. We say Post too (English pronounciation). Or Beitrag.
Ich habe betrogen (or geschummelt=cheated) und Babelfish benützt, um den Post schnell zu schreiben. Und ich habe nicht alle drei Sätze überprüft, nur den ersten.
Ich verstehe das nicht ganz. (It's better to keep it simple here, though "Ich kann das nicht vollständig verstehen" would be correct too)
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Claudia-Schnecke mit Brille, vorbereiten Sie, zu lernen _@/∞
Ja, Gigi ist meine mini-Schnecke ;D ... und, Gigi's Fuß ist am schleimigsten!
_@☍/✏ hahah ... diese Schnecke ist sehr klug, das sehe ich an ihrem Bleistift.
Schnecke Claudia mit Brille, bereit zum Lernen _@/∞
The rest is very good! :) Oh, one little detail: it's "Gigis Fuß"... actually there shouldn't be an apostrophe, but many Germans are also wrong at this.
But where's Gigi? _@/ GIGIIIII!!!
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This is a translating snail :P Trying really hard to translate something from Snailish to Snailinian. :P :D 8)
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Ja hat Gigi ein solo dort gesungen. :)
Aussehen, Gigi üben ihr Singen jetzt
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*Bob is impressed by Google Translate.*
Das ist mein...
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Ja hat Gigi ein solo dort gesungen. :)
Aussehen, Gigi üben ihr Singen jetzt
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_@/☍✎ Ja, Gigi hat dort ein Solo gesungen. Anscheinend übt Gigi jetzt Singen.
Gratuliere zum Solo und zur großen Stimme, Gigi! :) 8)
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Gigi let's the air do the job?
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Yep. Gigi lets the air do the work.
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Gigi überlässt die Arbeit der Luft.
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::) *Bob does actually know if this is conga line dance music or not. Or if it's conga or congo.*
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(which looks similar to a conga line.)
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