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Title: Ali Wood
Post by: cziffra on January 23, 2004, 08:22:42 AM
as promised, a thread about the...ummm...some form of positive description...herself.

check out www.aliwood.com, make sure you watch both the videos and hear her spectacular rendition of chopsticks and the entertainer, and then post what you think of her here.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: schnabels_grandson on January 23, 2004, 08:46:11 AM
Hearing and seeing this makes me wonder how people like this get jobs.  It is kind of annoying that so many real, legitimate pianists with extensive repertoire and talent will never get a record contract, much less a Las Vegas show.  Also she uses way too much pedal, especially when she's playing bass chords.  It makes it all seem to run together.  This is just another example of someone making a mockery of classical music.  Perhaps this is too harsh?  Oh well, who cares?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 23, 2004, 02:48:11 PM
I have to agree that there are thousands of pianists out there who could create a better record than what she is playing.  I wouldn't be suprised if a fair number of the pianists on this forum could.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: cziffra on January 23, 2004, 03:50:49 PM
although, admittedly, she has been marketed very well.  if it weren't for that, she'd be as starving as an ethiopian.

although you have to wonder what the target audience is when her album is called "famous stuff."  what were the alternatives?  "some classic sh*t" or "nice little tunes for grandma?"
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 23, 2004, 04:12:31 PM
I just suffered through each of the mp3 files in turn.  Her playing sounds like a midi file!  I'd hate to hear how Tchaikovsky's Concerto or the Moonlight Sonata would be butchered into some cheap pop tune.  Read the section called "The Las Vegas Show."  Apparently a critic called her a giant among pianists.  I don't know about you, but just a while ago I was listening to Horowitz playing Rachmaninoff's Third Concerto.  There was a giant among pianists, not this midi stuff.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: piglet on January 23, 2004, 04:38:48 PM
Ali Wood and...
Carnegie Hall?
Practicing eight hours every day from age 11?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: thracozaag on January 23, 2004, 05:06:54 PM
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as promised, a thread about the...ummm...some form of positive description...herself.

check out www.aliwood.com, make sure you watch both the videos and hear her spectacular rendition of chopsticks and the entertainer, and then post what you think of her here.



 Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.....
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 23, 2004, 06:09:41 PM
Ali Wood - Incredible

Her career reads like a page from the Guiness Book of World Records or "Ripley's" Believe It or Not.

... consisted of three parts, and half of the selections would have intimidated even a seasoned virtuoso twice her age........................................

did she write this all herself? i have to wonder
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 23, 2004, 06:19:07 PM
What do you think of when you hear the term concert pianist?

If it's a stereotypical image of stuffy classical music played by some person of indeterminable age then throw that picture out the window right now!

Welcome to the new age of classical music via the youthful freshness of Ali Wood.................

who else does this enrage?
and what the hell do they mean by 'stuffy' classical music?

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 23, 2004, 06:20:05 PM
how did you hear about her gyorgy?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Noah on January 23, 2004, 09:02:32 PM
She's not even hot...
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 23, 2004, 09:30:57 PM
comme_le_vent, I take it that you are being highly sarcastic.  For one who enjoys Alkan, and powerful music played with energy, I find it hard to believe that you would call Ms. Wood a new age in classical music.  Honestly, it sounds like she's playing on an electric keyboard; the mp3 files sound like the cheesy music you find on some webpages.  I fail to see how they qualify as an "electrifying" experience.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 23, 2004, 10:03:21 PM
lol, the words before the line of dots.......................................... were quotes from the site, and they are NOT my opinions, the words AFTER the ...............were my words and opinions, sorry for the confusion, and somehow i feel sorry for ali. poor ali ???
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 23, 2004, 10:29:23 PM
It's funny, reading the "destined for greatness" "sensational" "dazzling" and all those other little phrases.  Honestly, I know at least a dozen other pianists who could play everything she does; and they don't tour the continents.  I suppose life isn't always fair.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: eddie92099 on January 23, 2004, 11:02:18 PM
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if it weren't for that, she'd be as starving as an ethiopian


Please don't revert to racist remarks,
Ed
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 23, 2004, 11:14:10 PM
I'm just curious Ed, but did you listen to those mp3 files?  I'm curious to hear what you think of them.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: eddie92099 on January 24, 2004, 12:20:43 AM
I have not listened to them. I spared myself,
Ed
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 24, 2004, 12:42:20 AM
like a moth to the flame i was attracted to her recordings, and just like the moth - it fried my brains out.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 01:32:54 AM
All these Maksim and Ali Wood types who are trying to bring young people to classical music are going about the wrong way.  I don't know if I want to hear works of genius being corrupted to satisfy the masses.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: schnabels_grandson on January 24, 2004, 01:40:00 AM
Yeah, if you can't appreciate the music as it is, then maybe it's not for you.  I heard maksim's "rendition" of the 18th variation.  I almost vomited.  It sounded so much like cheesy 80's elevator music.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: nad on January 24, 2004, 01:40:52 AM
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I have not listened to them. I spared myself,
Ed


Very sensible  ;D I did not spare myself and i'm regretting it....  :(
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 01:52:06 AM
I didn't spare myself, but then again, I'm not regretting it, either.  It is a really good laugh to hear cheesy electronic music with a midi-sounding piano while reading about an electrifying performance by a giant amont pianists.  Really, I am still laughing.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Noah on January 24, 2004, 04:06:46 AM
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It sounded so much like cheesy 80's elevator music.


There's different periods of elevator music ?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: schnabels_grandson on January 24, 2004, 04:08:26 AM
maybe there are, but I meant it sounded like elevator music with an 80's twist.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 04:23:26 AM
I don't think I've ever been in an elevator that played music; they're all silent and cell-like nowadays, I guess.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: DAwud7 on January 24, 2004, 06:35:45 AM
I havent been too the forum in a while and now there is all this stuff about Ali wood. I just dont cee what everyone was talking about this girl was hot. uh uh
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: dj on January 24, 2004, 07:25:48 AM
wow, finally, a professional pianist that im better than......do u think i could be rich and famous if i wore a fluffy white dress and and played musically worthless pieces as "energetically" as possible (with completely unnecessary glissandi of course)?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Jemmers on January 24, 2004, 09:31:34 AM
The funniest part, I'd say, is that despite all the high production, she sounds uncannily like a midi. Her piano (or rather, she) seems capable of producing only one sound from the piano, which isn't 100% bad if she intends on concentrating on a particular composer or period, but unfortunately that sound goes like this-- CLANK. I'm quite certain no composer ever wrote music to fit that particular sound.
And of course, she is capable of only one emotion on the piano-- "energy".
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 03:06:53 PM
dj, I don't know about the fluffy dress part, but I would presume if you want a real chance at piano stardom, you probably will want to aim your sights a tad higher than Ms. Wood.  Actually, though, do pianists ever get really rich?  The guys who run the cd companies, they get rich, and they don't even have to perform.

To tell you the truth, I didn't even find energy in her playing.  It all sounded like some synthesized stuff somebody could create on a computer program.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: eddie92099 on January 24, 2004, 04:28:32 PM
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CLANK. I'm quite certain no composer ever wrote music to fit that particular sound.


What about Ginastera's "Danza del Clanky Clank"?
Ed
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 24, 2004, 06:04:17 PM
horowitz was a rich sun of a pregnant dog
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 06:08:50 PM
Excuse me, but where did that come from?  Despite whatever else he may be, to me he was a great pianist; my favorite actually. (although Rubinstein is close here)
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 07:15:11 PM
I checked the classical archives section of her site and apparently she does do some real piano music.  How well it's done, however, I don't know.  Come to think of it, you'd think that they'd want to give their best clips to be heard free on the site; to give the best possible impression.  However, if the "Bumble Boogey" or whatever it is is a good impression, I don't know what a bad impression would be.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Antnee on January 24, 2004, 08:02:10 PM
I Guess She was just what people were looking for...
I mean her recordings aren't that special, to someone with some experience anyway, but I guess what big corporations were looking for were a decent appearance and lots of energy. Things that would inevitably make lots of $money$. Whatever happened to the music?!?!? Why, why, why,...
:-/ :-/
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 24, 2004, 08:58:58 PM
Nowadays, it's all about the money; and I don't think that classical music is really big money.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: allchopin on January 25, 2004, 03:42:48 AM
All of you forum-goers are way too skeptical of this pianist- too much for your own good.  It is irritating to hear what you have to say when you yourselves do not even have anything to back it up with.  I think that a girl in her early 20's touring the world and giving well-loved concerts is well on her way to success, and has probably accomplished more than you know.  I'm not sure on what basis you stake your claims (besides a couple short video clips) but I was personally impressed with her repertoire (not to mention those octaves!) and her publicity at such a young age.  Please, if you plan to pick on someone, don't choose a person more talented than yourself.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: cziffra on January 25, 2004, 03:58:41 AM
god i hope that was a joke

sorry about the ethiopian comment guys, that was out of line

i have had the...privelage?...of seeing ms wood in concert and it wasn't impressive.  she does nothing but programmes of "favourites-" so all of those overplayed pieces you wish people would move on from, she plays nothing else, basically.  she started with PACHALBELS CANON.

she didn't get any better, moving on to a terrible rondo alla turka (some sections were repeated three times for no real reason) un sospiro (in which, at the great climax of the piece, she forgot what chords to play) a short "selection" from the grieg concerto, that sounded more like a pop song, that godawful bumbleboogie, and i honestly can't remember anything else she played.  

my general reaction was, "that's pretty good...for a trained circus monkey."

i later was able to meet her manager, and fortunately for ali woods sake, i actually think he is to blame for her awfulness.  the programs and the "light shows" and the general "classical musicians are stuffy lets make it fun, the only things people will listen to are things they've heard before" attitude is all him, and she follows along because she's young and wants to defer to his experience in the industry.  she DOES have talent, and she actually has practiced quite a lot- it's all being squandered under the direction of an idiot who thinks only in marketing terms- which he's kindof good at really, if you look at her successes- to the detriment of any musical aspect of anything.  

i actually see the whole affair as a case of the exploitation of the well-intentioned.  it's almost child cruelty- he made her practice 8 hours a day since she was 15...when she was in school that meant wake up at 4, practice till 7- school, practice at lunch time, home, practice till 11.  she did this because she was being a diligent student, but how can anyone develop musically under this regime?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: comme_le_vent on January 25, 2004, 04:26:55 AM
the ethiopian comment was hilarious, ethiopians are stereotypically starving and skinny, just like americans are stereotypically lard asses. and all australians are suntanned surf dudes. isnt it bleedin obvious?

and do you realise cziffra, that starting and perpetuationing this thread, is acting like a promotional device for ali wood, is that what you really what?
well do ya, punk?
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: chopiabin on January 25, 2004, 10:17:39 AM
If Maksim and Wood had a child, they would birth the antichrist and the earth would be doomed forever :(.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Jemmers on January 25, 2004, 03:23:34 PM
Actually, i completely appreciate her trying to boogie-ise the flight of the bumblebee. It's just that I feel she completely chose the wrong piece. Her loss, though.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 25, 2004, 03:44:08 PM
Perhaps I have been a bit harsh; when I looked at her "classical archives" section (actually, I mentioned this above) I was pleasantly suprised to see that she does play real music.  But, those mp3 clicks of the pop pieces I still found amusing.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: chopiabin on January 25, 2004, 07:37:32 PM
It's just sad that she is a musical prostitute. She has to sell herself with pieces of little or no value like Chopsticks.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: allchopin on January 26, 2004, 01:20:44 AM
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It's just sad that she is a musical prostitute. She has to sell herself with pieces of little or no value like Chopsticks.

Define a music prostitue, as I'm sure we are all dying to know... I guess anyone who sells their music is one then?
Liberace was a great pianist who played Chopsticks and I haven't seen any threads about him.

Though her website does seem a little bit amateur to me, and her videos are almost of infantile creation, she has talent that goes undeserved because listeners are empty-minded.  Just because someone adds a flashy show of lights doesn't mean the music is any less appealing- she's just trying to entertain the majority of today's people (this is probably why she has her more shallow-but-impressive recordings on her website right up front).  I wonder how she would do in a concert to a more piano-devout crowd.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: cziffra on January 26, 2004, 01:27:38 AM
i don't understand the flashy light thing- it's meant to appeal to the younger generation, but it's so dodgy they'll be more repeled.  whether or not there are lights is irrelevent to most young people, if it's classical, they think it's bad, so you may as well play it without the lights...they just won't be attracted by them.  
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: liszmaninopin on January 26, 2004, 01:42:18 AM
Perhaps she has talent that I haven't heard, but I am just saying that based on what I heard on her site, I wasn't too impressed.  It wasn't just Chopstix either.  The "giant among pianists" with a repertoire that would "indimidate" a virtuoso, and the reference describing traditional concert artists as stuffy; these all combined with seemingly mediocre playing (based on what I've heard) to seem funny to me.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Chitch on January 26, 2004, 04:24:16 AM
"Ali Wood - Incredible"

I'll be frank, spare me the bullshit.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: allchopin on January 26, 2004, 06:43:24 AM
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Perhaps she has talent that I haven't heard, but I am just saying that based on what I heard on her site, I wasn't too impressed.  It wasn't just Chopstix either.  The "giant among pianists" with a repertoire that would "indimidate" a virtuoso, and the reference describing traditional concert artists as stuffy; these all combined with seemingly mediocre playing (based on what I've heard) to seem funny to me.

Eh, all I know is she is laughing (with Maksim) all the way to the bank.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: schnabels_grandson on January 26, 2004, 07:04:10 AM
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Define a music prostitue, as I'm sure we are all dying to know... I guess anyone who sells their music is one then?
Liberace was a great pianist who played Chopsticks and I haven't seen any threads about him.


No, an artist with dignity is not a prostitute, but someone who is willing to cheapen art for money is.  Liberace didn't become popular by mutilating music to appeal to the crowd.  
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Jemmers on January 26, 2004, 03:36:14 PM
I have come to agree with allchopin. His points are altogether valid.

In fact, if what has been said on this thread (about her image being a result of her manager), then I have to withdraw any criticism of her.

The fact is that she is not "selling out". This was stuff that was forced upon her since she was rather young. That she still follows with it is undeniable, but I think in the end we have to look at it this way-- it is a Vegas show, and should be marketed and produced as one.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: chopiabin on January 27, 2004, 05:10:17 AM
I highly doubt that Chopin would appreciate having his music "popularized" with silly light shows. Chopin hated gaudiness and found it repellent. The truth of the matter is that if she were really good, then she would not need the light shows.

If she were playing Scriabin's Prometheus:The Poem of Fire, in which there is a written "light score," then I would agree with it, but Chopin would despise it. This goes for Maksim as well.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: allchopin on February 03, 2004, 05:46:25 AM
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Chopin hated gaudiness and found it repellent. [He] would despise it.

... And now he's dead.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: chopiabin on February 03, 2004, 06:59:41 AM
you are so correct. I guess it was his haterd of gaudiness that did it.
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Contessa on February 18, 2004, 08:47:46 AM
I have seen Ali in concert, in Asia.  I went out of curiosity.
No comment.
Elle n'est pas importante.
She is highly "involved" with her manager, I understand.  There was a spam website about it at one point (I believe she had it removed)
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: rachlisztchopin on February 24, 2004, 10:28:47 PM
in case you all havent noticed, she's also a Yamaha artist...she must be quite naive for choosing Yamaha...if you have ever tried playing on a Yamaha piano, they sound and feel like MIDI pianos..aweful pianos they are
Title: Re: Ali Wood
Post by: Axtremus on February 25, 2004, 01:34:31 AM
Thanks to this thread, I now know who Ali Wood is and what the Ali Wood package is all about. You guys are doing such good publicity on her behalf. She should come post here and thank you all. ;)

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if you have ever tried playing on a Yamaha piano, they sound and feel like MIDI pianos..


Not true. I have played the GA/GH-series, all models in the C-series, an S-6, and a modified CFIII. None of them sound or perform like a MIDI, though Yamaha do sample their CFIIIS concert grand for for use in their digital pianos.

I suspect some of Wood's online music clips were produced on a digital piano to begin with. I am pretty sure that's the case with the "Entertainer" rag clip. No acoustic piano I have come across can sound that "sterile."  ;D