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Non Piano Board => Anything but piano => Topic started by: Spatula on June 29, 2004, 08:33:08 PM
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In your personal experiences or that of a friend, what stories have you to share about well going to other places and them doing stuff differently or "wild" to your own perception?!?!? during vacations, trips, etc..hence culture shock ... like have you met any other people that have NO BLOODY CLUE what a piano is?? ( I have)
share share share...should put the light on some things in the world... 8)
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I was in Las Vegas once, i never so much people on the street of North America before...
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Ah! Yes, I'm always up for a good story (I should tell you in advance, I won't hold back on the details)
Once upon a time, during what was supposed to be a ery interesting sexual experience. My girlfriend and I decided to use her parent's bedroom as the stage for our animal-like mating rituals, her parents were to be at a two day retreat and so we prepared for an amazing evening. With a repertoire of the entire Kama sutra "In the Hands of the Master" (me ;D) we would surely be up for a while!
It all comes to an end tragicly when the front door begins to unlock and my partner jumps out of bed, running into her room. Out she comes a few seconds later in her night gown, as her parents are walking up stairs she tries to stall them. The blood pressure really starts to rise when I find out there's no hiding place, but "Ah yes!" I think to myself, under the bed! And so I hid, out of site from them. Thinking how lucky I am (idk why because I was butt-naked) I assume that after they fall asleep I can just sneak out the door. NOT the case, for it was locked. So, there I lay, under the bed, during what was supposed to be a Legendary $19.65 Recording.
;D
(I use the word's my and I because I can't stand saying "my friend's" so many times)
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Ah! Yes, I'm always up for a good story (I should tell you in advance, I won't hold back on the details)
Once upon a time, during what was supposed to be a ery interesting sexual experience. My girlfriend and I decided to use her parent's bedroom as the stage for our animal-like mating rituals, her parents were to be at a two day retreat and so we prepared for an amazing evening. With a repertoire of the entire Kama sutra "In the Hands of the Master" (me ;D) we would surely be up for a while!
It all comes to an end tragicly when the front door begins to unlock and my partner jumps out of bed, running into her room. Out she comes a few seconds later in her night gown, as her parents are walking up stairs she tries to stall them. The blood pressure really starts to rise when I find out there's no hiding place, but "Ah yes!" I think to myself, under the bed! And so I hid, out of site from them. Thinking how lucky I am (idk why because I was butt-naked) I assume that after they fall asleep I can just sneak out the door. NOT the case, for it was locked. So, there I lay, under the bed, during what was supposed to be a Legendary $19.65 Recording.
;D
(I use the word's my and I because I can't stand saying "my friend's" so many times)
Man you should be the lion in the jungle. The lion is the only animal in the whole jungle that dares to sleep in the middle of the fields (ie the bed) rather than go into hiding and sleep...would make for an interesting twist. ..until the hunter (your gf parents) would chase down the lion (you) with the shotgun (probably a kitchen knife)
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Now for a REAL story! ;)
Once upon a time, in a club not too far from here. There was Liquor, and lots of it. Yes...within ours everyone was drunk. I noticed this one girl and approached her. We started talking (silly drunk-talk ofcourse) and after a while she explained to me in detail the many things she would do for me. Here I am getting all excited, even began giggling out loud like a school girl, "yay! I'm gonna get my balls licked". But a friend of mine told me that that girl had been kicked out of the house, when I asked her where she planned to take me so she could perform her very interesting sexual acts she replied, "Just around the cat walk".
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That reminds me of that song:
In the jungle, the mighty jungle..the lion sleeps tonight...
well I think f0bul0us planned to do more than just sleep ;D
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That reminds me of that song:
In the jungle, the mighty jungle..the lion sleeps tonight...
well I think f0bul0us planned to do more than just sleep ;D
I did plan on doing more then just sleep, like eating out.
(That is my biggest pun ever on this board)
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Spammer:
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I did plan on doing more then just sleep, like eating out.
(That is my biggest pun ever on this board)
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MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR FORK AND KNIFE HINT HINT!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Ugh! Save target as ^^^
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MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR FORK AND KNIFE HINT HINT!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This thread is extreeeeeeeemely border line for being deleted, or Nils is going to have a huge post-editing party.
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I'm no spammer,
I am a professional message board biased multi-facated poster and I got my P.H.D (pimpin hoes degree) ;D
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This thread is extreeeeeeeemely border line for being deleted, or Nils is going to have a huge post-editing party.
what is he the admin...blah my beautiful posts! Oh well, another day another post(s).
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what is he the admin...blah my beautiful posts! Oh well, another day another post(s).
Besides isn't this the anything but piano board? so let it be man..seriously :P
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Besides isn't this the anything but piano board? so let it be man..seriously :P
Spatula, are you suffering from typarrhea? Stop flooding the forum with useless nonsense that distracts people from participating in serious discussions. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Spatula, are you suffering from typarrhea? Stop flooding the forum with useless nonsense that distracts people from participating in serious discussions. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
what's typarrhea? is that ADD?
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what's typarrhea? is that ADD?
Typarrhea is diarrhea applied to typing on the keyboard. >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Spatula, are you suffering from typarrhea? Stop flooding the forum with useless nonsense that distracts people from participating in serious discussions. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I agree, man.
Am I the only one who noticed that Spatula posted to every topic he could find, but stopped once he hit a post count of 250? Or is that just a coincidence?
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whats so special about 250 posts?