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Non Piano Board => Anything but piano => Topic started by: Bob on January 09, 2010, 03:36:53 AM

Title: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2010, 03:36:53 AM

 ;D

Here.  I got you a present.  It's a cat . Cause I know you don't have one (or you could use another one).

Um.... He's really nice.  Very... friendly.    (Bob shooves cat at you and heads for the door.)

(Bob speaks quickly and leaves.)  He's all yours.  Name's Satan.  We have other names we call him too.  Enjoy.

[If you look closely in its eyes, you can see the demon possessing this cat.]

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: minor9th on January 09, 2010, 07:10:06 PM

I just wonder what the *** behind the camera is doing to the poor cat to elicit such a response?  >:(

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2010, 09:51:03 PM

Kind of sounds like a coffee grinder.

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: furtwaengler on January 10, 2010, 09:53:36 AM

Goodnight...leave the poor cat alone! I'm not some animal rights wacko, but I am annoyed at this cameraman. Have you watched all the videos?

(No, I mean Good night...I'm going to bed.)

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2010, 03:12:53 AM

I was wondering about the camera moving in and out.  And there are four videos.  

I think it's just one of those cats who gets pissed off at anything.


(Bob thinks that cat needs a hug.)  ;D

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: penguinlover on January 11, 2010, 05:13:29 AM

Probably does, but who wants to try it?  I value my fingers, arms, etc. too much to try.

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: odd_wanderer on January 11, 2010, 06:55:24 AM

How about this cat? Does a fine motorboat impression, this one.

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2010, 12:51:17 AM

I can't tell if it's really happy or really mad.

Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2010, 02:11:57 AM

Scratching your cats back like that, its probably a female and your arousing her :)

Poor cats, they get scared over nothing sometimes :)

My cat only got like that once when I let him outside and he wanted to stay out and fight with another cat. I only had to kick him once for him to wake up to himself! lol.

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: furtwaengler on January 12, 2010, 03:26:59 AM

Okay, this last video at the end linked to a video about toilet trained cats, and I don't care how neat that may be, the video is DISGUSTING.  :o ;D

Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2010, 11:43:36 PM

Ugh!  :o :o :o

I clicked.  I was warned, yes, but I still clicked.  ::)  The horror.  And if you tap the window, it will stop but it also pops up in a new window and you get to repeat the horror.  ::)

That was nothing like Mr. Jinx at all.  :P


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Title: Re: Bob gives you a cat
Post by: go12_3 on January 13, 2010, 02:09:42 PM

I'd pass the cat to someone else, if Bob gave me a cat.  I used to have a cat and it
was a wild thing!  Cats are cute when they are kittens though.  That's all I have to say about cats.