Last post wins!!!!!

[danny_pianist]

Yes!! I made the 1000th reply!                    



What a better way to celebrate than burning houses!

[j_menz]

What a better way to celebrate than burning houses!

None whatsoever. 

One down, since I can't see internet access here...

[Bob]

[j_menz]

That card's from 1935. Times have changed....

[Bob]

And stay calm an' stuff.



Any minute now... Swat team's going to bust in, now that I searched for "how to defend against pepper spray." 

[Bob]

[j_menz]

I'll send help.....

[Bob]

That's right.  Whoever posts next goes to jail.  


So that means I win.   Esp. if I just keep posting this.  You'll all go to jail.  I can wait it out.




Haha.  I could tell if that was food or a turd. 


Ok.  Take two.  Now the next poster goes to jail....

[j_menz]

Now the next poster goes to jail....

Bad luck. you missed the "* details apply".  Fine print makes me ineligible to win, so no gaol for me.

[Bob]

Mm.  *Bob considers flipping the thread over.*

[Bob]

Hm.... *Bob backups up the thread and stores it in several places in several formats, so if anyone does flip the thread over all the pieces can be put back just as they were.* 

I suppose theoretically... The thread could least forever and no one will ever win it. 


Mwuah.  ha... ha.... *Bob considers making a second thread just to see if the second thread also lives on or if Nils will come along and delete both threads.*  I bet that would do it.  Nils would close this thread along with several others if they became a nuisance.  Then whoever posted last on them... wins.   

Or if we made a perfect copy of this thread... Same idea for closing the thread, but there would be more than one winner. 

[outin]

Or if we made a perfect copy of this thread... Same idea for closing the thread, but there would be more than one winner. 

Don't be silly,



and that's me.

BTW. I have bribed both the police force and the justice system, so no jail time for me...and even if I did go to jail, I paid the jail officers too, so I'll just keep on posting

[j_menz]

BTW. I have bribed both the police force and the justice system, so no jail time for me...and even if I did go to jail, I paid the jail officers too, so I'll just keep on posting

Finland's position as least corrupt nation on earth is clearly completely unwarranted. 

[outin]

Finland's position as least corrupt nation on earth is clearly completely unwarranted. 

[j_menz]

* head explodes *

[Bob]

I'm too tired to post.

[outin]

I'm too tired to post.

Don't worry, I'll do it for you 

[Bob]

It's ok.  I got it.

[outin]

It's ok.  I got it.

Don't work so hard, just take a rest!
I'll take care of everything

[perfect_pitch]

Hey... didn't realise I had the 999th post... Isn't that the devils number!   

[danny_pianist]

[j_menz]

Hey... didn't realise I had the 999th post... Isn't that the devils number!   

Only if you're standing on your head. 

[danny_pianist]

its supposed to be 666, not 999 , almost 

[Bob]

I'm awake... for now.

I just don't feel like posting.

[j_menz]

I just don't feel like posting.

So you want brownie points for overcoming your laziness?

Here, have an orange.

[Bob]

"~Sometimes I forget you people aren't just figments of my imagination.~"



~ means I'm not bothering to look up the exact wording.

[outin]

Here, have an orange.

And here's a cup of coffee for you

[Bob]

Looks like my coffee pot sometimes...

There's got be some kind of John Nash solution here.... What if we all post together?  Then we all win at the same time. 

You all go ahead and post now.  I'll follow along in a second.

[Bob]

Interesting....

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Post_Wins

[outin]

You all go ahead and post now.  I'll follow along in a second.

I'm afraid your second is far too long...

[perfect_pitch]

Interesting....

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Post_Wins

This apparently seems to be the prize for winning...







BUGGER IT! I WANT TO WIN THE TUMBLE WEED... ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!

[outin]

ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!

[Bob]

The person who 'post'vails though would post later, so they would win.

[outin]

or maybe it's just that

[perfect_pitch]

You mean... like drugs???



Sure... I really gotta get me some of that soon...

[Bob]

Word of warning to whoever does finally win....
 



[Not Charlie Sheen]

[danny_pianist]

Word of warning to whoever does finally win....
 

[outin]

[Bob]

[Bob]

Problems gentlemen?    Is your internet connection not working?





So I must win by default now, right?

[outin]

That I am going to win this!

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but as I'm moving house - my ADSL may be down for a week or two, so I will say that none of you will win in the long run, but I WILL MAKE MY RETURN!!!

[Bob]

No need really.

[outin]

Well... I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but as I'm moving house - my ADSL may be down for a week or two, so I will say that none of you will win in the long run, but I WILL MAKE MY RETURN!!!

Good luck with your move... Don't bother to return to this thread, we won't be here anymore...we will all be out celebrating my victory

[Bob]

Ok, I got it. I'll post for everyone.  I'll post here last, on behalf of everyone, and then everyone wins.  Problem solves.

[Bob]

Heh, heh, heh.... 

[outin]

Heh, heh, heh.... 

Having fun with yourself now?

[perfect_pitch]

Last post I can squeeze in - everything else is in boxes except for my computer.

[Bob]

I was enjoying my (temporary) win.

Maybe that's all the thread can be -- temporary wins.

[j_menz]

Maybe that's all the thread can be -- temporary wins.

Nah...



Not only eternal, but (of course) mine!