OMG.... we can all go spa now!!

[ihatepop]

Dear Manager,

I have decided also that the bikini checker is not required at present.

Please consider my new application to be Spa Artist, as my artistic prowess cannot be questioned.

Shorty

Even though spa manager tds is currently unavailable, I would like to temporarily accept you till tds or RnB returns. Congratulations!

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

[shortyshort]

Even though spa manager tds is currently unavailable, I would like to temporarily accept you till tds or RnB returns. Congratulations!

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

Dear Secretary,

Thank you for your temporary offer of the position of Spa Artist.
I would like to conditionally accept the position. Condition being that I only draw smiley faces on people.

Regards,

Shorty
(Temporary Spa Artist)

[ihatepop]

JOB APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE

Occupation: Bartender
Job description: Act as bartenders at our bar. You are to follow all instructions by spa manager tds and chairperson of the bar, Mr jilh.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 5

Occupation: Bar Musician
Job description: Stand on the bar platform and perform your heart out for the audience at the bar. Instruments and microphones will be provided. Singers are also accepted. You are to follow instructions by spa manager tds and chairperson of the bar,Mr jilh.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 5

Occupation: Security Guard
Job description: Stand outside/inside the bar looking out for trouble(eg. people sneaking in, rifts between customers, etc.). You are to follow instructions by spa manager tds.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 3

Sincerely,

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

[ihatepop]

Condition being that I only draw smiley faces on people.

 

I'll leave that up to spa manager tds. But until then, feel free to express yourself!

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

[shortyshort]

I'll leave that up to spa manager tds. But until then, feel free to express yourself!

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

Who is this?? 

[ihatepop]

 

You?

ihatepop

[shortyshort]

You?

ihatepop

No 

[ihatepop]

JOB APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE

Occupation: Bartender
Job description: Act as bartenders at our bar. You are to follow all instructions by spa manager tds and chairperson of the bar, Mr jilh.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 5

Occupation: Bar Musician
Job description: Stand on the bar platform and perform your heart out for the audience at the bar. Instruments and microphones will be provided. Singers are also accepted. You are to follow instructions by spa manager tds and chairperson of the bar,Mr jilh.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 5

Occupation: Security Guard
Job description: Stand outside/inside the bar looking out for trouble(eg. people sneaking in, rifts between customers, etc.). You are to follow instructions by spa manager tds.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 3

Sincerely,

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

MORE JOB APPLICATIONS

Occupation: Professional Drink-Mixer/Glass Handler
Job Description: Handle the drinks along with the bartenders. They are your ASSISTANTS. You are expected to instruct them to do their job as well.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 2

Occupation: Bar waiter
Job description: Wait the guests at our bar. Clean up tables.
Age requirement: NA
Openings available: 5

As there is a shortage of staff at our new bar, we require more new members to our commitee. Come and join us!

Sincerely,

Spa secretary,

ihatepop

[ihatepop]

No 

I can only deduce 2 things. 1. He is a pianist, and 2. He wears glasses...

ihatepop

[shortyshort]

I can only deduce 2 things. 1. He is a pianist, and 2. He wears glasses...

ihatepop

my glasses are the focus of the whole thing, really.

[ihatepop]

ooh handsome

ihatepop

[tds]

Dear spa manager tds,

I humbly accept the position of bar manager (or is that "chairperson of the bar?").  To help make sure the bar is always in top form, I would like to put a request in for additional bartenders and assistants for the bartenders.  It does frequently get quite busy here.

Josh

Dear jlh,

It's fantastic to have you as the Bar Manager in the spa. We are in the process of recruiting bartenders to work under you. When is your next show?

spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Dear shortyshort,

I now establish a full position in you as a Spa Artist. Happy creating!

spa manager,

tds

ps.

Who is this?? 

shorty's paraphrase of some pianist.  either semi crooked or differently communicative. whichever, well done!

can you now do it in the syle of picasso?

[tds]

Dear Sir ihatepop,

Your work ethic is examplary. WEll DONE!

spa manager,

tds

[ihatepop]

Dear Sir ihatepop,

Your work ethic is examplary. WEll DONE!

spa manager,

tds

Thank you!

And construction on our spa extension has already began. This will take a mere 2 weeks to complete. They have also installed a temporary noise-proof glass around the construction to keep all the noise contained inside.

I have also looked at the expected finishing product. Its beautiful!

Sincerely,

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

[tds]

Thank you!

And construction on our spa extension has already began. This will take a mere 2 weeks to complete. They have also installed a temporary noise-proof glass around the construction to keep all the noise contained inside.

I have also looked at the expected finishing product. Its beautiful!

Sincerely,

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

Yet another marvelous report from you. Thanks.

spa manager,

tds

[shortyshort]

Dear shortyshort,

I now establish a full position in you as a Spa Artist. Happy creating!

spa manager,

tds

ps.


shorty's paraphrase of some pianist.  either semi crooked or differently communicative. whichever, well done!

can you now do it in the syle of picasso?

Thank you.

I'm afraid I don't do Picasso.  (His style was too childish)

[tds]

have i seen your face drawing on thal, ihatepop, mayla, etc?

[shortyshort]

have i seen your face drawing on thal, ihatepop, mayla, etc?

No, I think Thal really looks like that. He, he, he. 

P.S. Sorry Thal

[Bob]

(glances in but does not enter because it is a "spa.")

[triton]

HI TDS!!! 

I want in

[tds]

indeed, come on in


triton, its been ages. how u doing?

[tds]

(glances in but does not enter because it is a "spa.")

its a dream place, uncle bob. dont shy away, come on in. bring ur self and soul.

[triton]

indeed, come on in


triton, its been ages. how u doing?

I'm fine! Not been too much at the pianostreet lately, so i thought i could stop by sometime.

I'm looking forward to the spa.

[tds]

spa is sooo open!! come on in 

[ihatepop]

Spa is open! A group of members have set up a room in our spa called 'silence club'.

ihatepop

[g.w.k]

Can I ask something? What is the spa?

G.W.K

[ihatepop]

The spa is the chatroom. Come on in!

Spa Secretary,

ihatepop

[tds]

Dear g. w. k,

Thank you for your inquiry. It is true, as mentioned by Sir ihatepop, that the Spa is in the chatroom. The Spa is the best, most enjoyable part of the chat. Do visit us and make the best use of our fine establishment.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

spa is




























OPEN! COME ON IN

[g.w.k]

I am still discombobulated... :-)

[ihatepop]

Whats the meaning of that word?

ihatepop

[g.w.k]

Discombobulated means confused. I am still confused...

G.W.K

[jlh]

Discombobulated means confused. I am still confused...

G.W.K

My 99 year old great-grandmother (who passed on last month) used to say that word... 

[tds]

did i see an insertion of the word "combo" in it? love that word.

[prongated]

...it's been REALLY cold down here in the past month! Open up!

...please?

[ihatepop]

I'll need to find the keys first...hold on...

ihatepop