OMG.... we can all go spa now!!

[tds]

secretrary ihatepop has gracefully sent his report. shall i wonder if other officials have sort of forgotten to do the same?

spa manager *daydreams*

tds

[imbetter]

SPA IS NOW OPEN ALL DAY SINCE MY SCHOOL IS FLOODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rach n bach]

Dear sir:

I have been out of town for a few days, so my report is a little late.  Everything is going well, and the free coke seems to be attracting more customers than before.  Continue the good work!

RnB

[imbetter]

thank you sir rach n bach (i almosted said ihatepop for some reason lol)

[tds]

i hereby annoint thalbergmad the Doorman of the spa.

Let us all rejoice.

Spa manager,

tds

[thalbergmad]

I would like to apply for position of doorman.

I am 5 foot 8, 240 pounds, with a history of violence.

Hoping to hear from you soon.

Thal

[imbetter]

240 pounds of furious muscel (SP?) 

[thalbergmad]

Do they not teach spelling at your school?

Thal

[imbetter]

they do but i failed english last quarter

[tds]

NO WAY!!!!..spa is OPEN!!

[ihatepop]

Dear Spa Manager tds,

The spa is doing extremly well. The customers are fairly happy, and there hasn't been much maintenance problems. However, a few customers wrote in to our spa regarding the 'atmosphere' of our spa. And it is true, the 'atmosphere' of the spa is not enough. May I suggest playing some serene music to please the customers?

Btw, the heat generator for suana 3 has just shown some signs of burning out. Replacement might be vital.

Sincerely,

Sir ihatepop

[tds]

Dear Spa Manager tds,

The spa is doing extremly well. The customers are fairly happy, and there hasn't been much maintenance problems. However, a few customers wrote in to our spa regarding the 'atmosphere' of our spa. And it is true, the 'atmosphere' of the spa is not enough. May I suggest playing some serene music to please the customers?

Btw, the heat generator for suana 3 has just shown some signs of burning out. Replacement might be vital.

Sincerely,

Sir ihatepop

Dear Sir ihatepop,

Thank you for your current report. As for the serene music, you should ask all the officials and spa community whether or not it is preferable to put music on in the spa. If it is, then we should find out ( make a poll, for instance, or else ) what sort of music they would like to hear while spaing their body away.

As to sauna 3: hmm...that is really a pity to hear the damage, specially when its only two weeks old. We bought quality, expensive burnes, too. I think i know why this happened. I forgot to mention that it's an automatic sauna burner. NO addded water is ever necessary. i believe people have put too much water way too often. Please put a sign up mentioning the nature of our high tech coal burners.

Else, you are doing a marvelous job. Well done! how about others? we havent heard from mozartian in ages, for instance. thal? xardas? imbetter? and lovely others?

spa manager,

tds

[imbetter]

As part of the spa maintance crew, i took the liberty of fixing the sauna. It will be open tomorrow

[tds]

wonderful!

[imbetter]

the sauna repairs are complete and you are now free to enjoy it!

sir imbetter, chairman of the spa maintance crew

[tds]

Dear Sir imbetter,

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the quick repair. Sauna 3 is now back and available for community use.

Btw, I am sure I have stated in my previous post about the procedure of becoming the chairman of the maintenace department. As much as wel like you and appreciate your express repair to sauna 3, I would like to suggest to you that you should not self annoint yourself in the future. Thank you for your heartiest understanding.

oh and btw, as a good candidate to the chairman of maintenance department that you are, may i ask you one question: do you open the spa everyday, as required the job descriptions?

spa manager,

tds

[ihatepop]

Dear Spa Manager tds,

Our attendence level is at an all time high. I would also like to encourage all other members of the spa comittee to provide a hyperlink in the signature leading to our thread, so that customers will not get lost trying to find it.

I have also set up the poll based on the music visitors would like to hear...

Sincerely,

Sir ihatepop

[tds]

Dear Spa Manager tds,

Our attendence level is at an all time high. I would also like to encourage all other members of the spa comittee to provide a hyperlink in the signature leading to our thread, so that customers will not get lost trying to find it.

I have also set up the poll based on the music visitors would like to hear...

Sincerely,

Sir ihatepop

Dear Sir ihatepop,

I am very pleased with your excellent work. It is simply ingenious!

Indeed, it is highly recommended that all the spa officials provide the spa hyperlink in their signature.

Thank you.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Spa is OPEN! we give away chocolate bars.

Spa manager,

tds

[rach n bach]

Spa is OPEN! we give away chocolate bars.

Dark chocolate?  Better be...

In any case my dear manager, the spa is, as Ihatepop stated, drawing more than ever before.  The atmosphere has become more enjoyable due to more frequent cleanings, and we should be able to further improve our attendance with the chocolate.

RnB

[ihatepop]

Indeed.

Chocolate will indeed improve the attendence. The spa has been doing well so far.

ihatepop

[imbetter]

i took the liberty of contacting pianist marc-andre hamelin and he will be comming in later today to give a live performance in the spa

[ihatepop]

 

Don't make jokes about him, now...

Anyway, how much is he expecting to be paid?

ihatepop

[elspeth]

i took the liberty of contacting pianist marc-andre hamelin and he will be comming in later today to give a live performance in the spa

Won't the piano get a bit damp?

[ihatepop]

The response to the free snacks are tremendous. The spa is doing better than ever.

I haven't brought this up with spa manager tds yet, but if he approves, our spa might be having a special bar for snacks and cocktails.

ihatepop

[ihatepop]

Opps...I just realised that we already have the bar.

Secretary of the SPA,

ihatepop

[ihatepop]

Dear spa manager tds,

Something absolutely terrible has happened. It started today when a guest threw up in the spa(Moz took care of the mess). Then, almost simultaneusly, many of the guests complained of stomach troubles and headaches. I suspect that there has been some contamination in the food at our bar, as guests who did not consume from the bar were fine. I took the liberty of closing up the bar. Thankfully, the guests soon felt better and left.

Investigation on the suspected contaminated food has started, and the bar will be closed until further notice. Rest assured that the attendence of the people in the spa will not be affected...the spa commitee will take care of that.

I am sorry that I had not brought this up with you before, but our bar needs an attendent attending to the food and drinks. The food and drinks at our bar were prepared beforehand, and guests would help themselves with the food, thus bringing up further the chance of contamination.

Besides a bar attendent, I also recommand a proper sick bay, so that if in the future, when such an incident occurs, we would be more prepared in facing the problem.

Sincerely yours,

Secretary of the spa,

ihatepop

[tds]

Dear spa manager tds,

Something absolutely terrible has happened. It started today when a guest threw up in the spa(Moz took care of the mess). Then, almost simultaneusly, many of the guests complained of stomach troubles and headaches. I suspect that there has been some contamination in the food at our bar, as guests who did not consume from the bar were fine. I took the liberty of closing up the bar. Thankfully, the guests soon felt better and left.

Investigation on the suspected contaminated food has started, and the bar will be closed until further notice. Rest assured that the attendence of the people in the spa will not be affected...the spa commitee will take care of that.

I am sorry that I had not brought this up with you before, but our bar needs an attendent attending to the food and drinks. The food and drinks at our bar were prepared beforehand, and guests would help themselves with the food, thus bringing up further the chance of contamination.

Besides a bar attendent, I also recommand a proper sick bay, so that if in the future, when such an incident occurs, we would be more prepared in facing the problem.

Sincerely yours,

Secretary of the spa,

ihatepop

Dear Sir ihatepop,

I am terribly sorry to hear about the incident. And i am confident to say that you did the right thing.

Do inform Mozartian and imbetter to work exclusively in the bar, and in the meantime, i need your help to recruit bar attendants ( up to 5 ).

Some of us have been rather inactive here. I need to make sure that each and every official is doing his/her job accordingly. I need their suggestions, input, etc. Am i clear?

Finally, i need work reports piled on my table by this coming Friday.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Dear spa community,

As the Spa Manager, I would like to take this opportunity to personally apololgize for today's incident. It was reported to me that we had a slight food contamination in the bar. Nonetheless, it was of tremendous relief that everyone has soon made a swift recovery.

I will make sure that it will NEVER happen again, and so that we can all have the absolute comfort and peace in the establishment. Bar will be reopened on Thursday.

Thank you very much for your kind attention.

Best regards,

tds

Spa Manager

[tds]

SPA IS SOOOO OPEN! Come on in!!

[tds]

tis true. spa is open. welcome

[ihatepop]

Notice for recruitment of new staff

Position: Bartender (up to 5 new staff)
Job Description: Attend to customers and food at our bar.
Working hours: Flexible. Different shifts can be taken.

Sincerely,

ihatepop

[rach n bach]

Notice for recruitment of new staff

Position: Bartender (up to 5 new staff)
Job Description: Attend to customers and food at our bar.
Working hours: Flexible. Different shifts can be taken.

Dear Ihatepop,

Please hold of further recrutiment for this position untill after lichristine has been asked to take this position.  She would make an excellent bartender.

RnB

[ihatepop]

Sure...we welcome her.

But I don't think all of those 5 positions will actually be taken up, so it should be safe for a while.

Sincerely,

ihatepop

[jlh]

I'm interested in a bartending position in your fine establishment.  If you'd like to see me in action, check this link out.  It's from a competition last year.  I'm the second guy on the video -- using my "showbiz name" or course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaKeYoFlzc

[tds]

I'm interested in a bartending position in your fine establishment.  If you'd like to see me in action, check this link out.  It's from a competition last year.  I'm the second guy on the video -- using my "showbiz name" or course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIaKeYoFlzc

Dear jlh,

Thank you very much for your interest. I am delighted to inform you that you have been accepted to work in the establishment as a bartender.

Job descriptions:

Kindly open the spa everyday, and welcome all custumers who go to the bar. Make sure alchohol be served to those above 18 years of age.

Spa manager,

tds

ps.

will watch you in action as soon as better computer is available.

[tds]

SPA IS OPEN!! come on in

[tds]

just remember names that could make awesome betterment to the spa. those are mayla, opus, shorty, and husky. spa needs you and your personality! fine positions are available for each and everyone of you.

others that haven't been mentioned are also most welcome to apply.

[ihatepop]

Dear spa manager tds,

I am pleased to announce that the spa is doing extremly well. Thanks to jilh, we are attracting more customers than ever. I guess this shows that people CAN be multi-talented. Thanks to jilh for such an awesome job at the bar and the piano.

Sincerely,

ihatepop

[tds]

*....just finished watching jlh in action...*

INSANE!!!!

I thereby annoint jlh the chairperson of the bar. long live, jlh!

spa manager

tds

[ihatepop]

Dear spa manager tds,

Astounding news! It turns out that the local pianostreet mayor felt that the spa is a good developement to pianostreets, and thus, he is giving the spa a free upgrade! Currently, our spa has the area of 100 square metres. He plans to add an extention directly beside the current building, and if possible in the future, connect the two buildings together. The new building will have the area of 350 square metres. All we need now is your approval for construction to get underway. Don't worry, current spa business will not be affected.

The spa has been doing well so far. The spa attendence is high and stays high all day. In fact, the attendence has been so high that we have a shortage of staff.

Sincerely,

Spa secretary,

ihatepop

[tds]

Dear spa manager tds,

Astounding news! It turns out that the local pianostreet mayor felt that the spa is a good developement to pianostreets, and thus, he is giving the spa a free upgrade! Currently, our spa has the area of 100 square metres. He plans to add an extention directly beside the current building, and if possible in the future, connect the two buildings together. The new building will have the area of 350 square metres. All we need now is your approval for construction to get underway. Don't worry, current spa business will not be affected.

The spa has been doing well so far. The spa attendence is high and stays high all day. In fact, the attendence has been so high that we have a shortage of staff.

Sincerely,

Spa secretary,

ihatepop

Dear Secretary ihatepop,

It is a great news. Do file mayor's letter and put it on my desk, as I will have a look at it first thing tomorrow morning.

You got slightly off with the measurement. Our establishment is on top of 5,000 square meters of CBD land ( our parking lot is already over 1000 sq. m ).

spa manager,

tds

[shortyshort]

just remember names that could make awesome betterment to the spa. those are mayla, opus, shorty, and husky. spa needs you and your personality! fine positions are available for each and everyone of you.

others that haven't been mentioned are also most welcome to apply.

Dear Spa Manager,

I would like to apply for the job of "Bikini Suitability Checker"

I do understand that this is a very difficult and responsible position, but I do feel that I am more than qualified for the job.

I am prepared to work any hours to ensure that the job is done properly, as I realise that some bikinis will require a longer check than others.

Regards,

Shorty

[tds]

Dear Spa Manager,

I would like to apply for the job of "Bikini Suitability Checker"

I do understand that this is a very difficult and responsible position, but I do feel that I am more than qualified for the job.

I am prepared to work any hours to ensure that the job is done properly, as I realise that some bikinis will require a longer check than others.

Regards,

Shorty

Dear Shorty,

Thank you a bunch for your letter. The position you are proposing sounds keenly new to my ear. I will therefore need several days to think it over.

spa manager,

tds

ps. first things ding in my mind are questions, like:

1. how do you set criteria of legibility?

2. isn't "no nudity" sign adequate?

3. do you sorta think that a female checker, if position granted, might be more appropriate?

[shortyshort]

The position you are proposing sounds keenly new to my ear.

I just thought that is would be a vital position, that you had not thought of yet, sorry.

1. how do you set criteria of legibility?

I don't need to be able to read or write for the job. Just good eyesight.

2. isn't "no nudity" sign adequate?

No, they definately need checking.

3. do you sorta think that a female checker, if position granted, might be more appropriate?

You could have a female checker for the Males Speedos.


Anyway, I will consider other positions meanwhile.

Shorty

[tds]

spa is OPEN! come join us ( in the chat room )

[tds]

I just thought that is would be a vital position, that you had not thought of yet, sorry.

I don't need to be able to read or write for the job. Just good eyesight.

No, they definately need checking.

You could have a female checker for the Males Speedos.


Anyway, I will consider other positions meanwhile.

Shorty

i need a committee's view re. this proposal.

committee?

[ihatepop]

Dear spa manager tds,

Is a checker really required? We already have lots of staff members around, and they can look out for these situations. It is not nessesary to have a specialist on this...

Sincerely,

Spa secretary,

ihatepop

[shortyshort]

Dear Manager,

I have decided also that the bikini checker is not required at present.

Please consider my new application to be Spa Artist, as my artistic prowess cannot be questioned.

Shorty

[jlh]

Dear spa manager tds,

I humbly accept the position of bar manager (or is that "chairperson of the bar?").  To help make sure the bar is always in top form, I would like to put a request in for additional bartenders and assistants for the bartenders.  It does frequently get quite busy here.

Josh