OMG.... we can all go spa now!!

[tds]

go to chat room now. me and all the cool people are there!

get wet!

[tds]

splash splash

[henrah]

"Hey, no splashing in the kiddies pool!!"


^_^ ehehehe j/k ^_^

[Bob]

(wondering why the water feels warm in that one spot )

[rach n bach]

(wondering why the water feels warm in that one spot )

HENRAH!!!!   

 

[tds]

spa is open again now.

and pls, no urinating in the water,...hmm if possible 

[tds]

spa's open! woohoo!

[pianowelsh]

you american tds?!?!?!  - just wondering???

[tds]

you american tds?!?!?!  - just wondering???

am international, luv. now, get yourself in the spa now ( read: enter the chat room )

[tds]

enter chat room NOW

[lichristine]

it's quite empty now.

[tds]

We apologize for the inconvinience, but our spa was closed by the time you were trying to enter.

We had to drain the water, and changed it with fresher one. And for your information, we even put vitamin C, K, and E, plus minerals for the health of our customers.

It is recommended that we all pay good attention to the spa announcement, as we are open rather sporadicly. Entry is still free this month.

Spa Manager,

tds

[lichristine]

haha i have no clue what's going on!

[rach n bach]

there are 3 personas in the spa... hey wait tds, you didn't happen to put an extra dose of Cl in there...

[tds]

there are 3 personas in the spa... hey wait tds, you didn't happen to put an extra dose of Cl in there...

no way. in the spa room? or the regular lounge? spa water is now in pristine condition. i put abit of sulfur and a few drops of lavender oil ( catching up with aroma therapy trend ). in fact, spa may be open in a few minutes. wait for the call.

spa manager,

tds

[tds]

again, we are terribly sorry for the inconvinience, but currently our spa is not open, as we are in the middle of a slight managerial problem.

however, we are pleased to announce that we have a job vacancy for spa assistant manager. those interested can apply within. requirements:

1. age limit: n/a
2. character: cheerful and friendly
3. education: have received advanced training from the piano street. com
4. no. of hour working: flexible


spa manager,

tds

[rach n bach]

Sign me up!

1. Age: Sufficent
2. Cheerful Character (ask around... or not)
3. Fair training from piano street, but still willing to learn
4. Very flexible

What is the pay?   

RnB

[tds]

Dear RnB,

Thank you for writing, and we have taken your letter of interest as a formal application.

We, however, forgot to announce that this job is altogether a voluntary job, hence no salary will be offered. For your information, we stay under the umbrella of the You-And-Me-Are-Good-People Club, a non profit organization, which works in social and humanity field.

Job Vacancy:

1. Assistant Manager
2. Administrator
3. Secretary
4. Maintanance personnel

We will announce the outcome in 10 working days. Thank you very much

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

JOB VACANCY:


1. Assistant spa manager
2. Administrator
3. Secretary
4. Maintanance personnel


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APPLICATION FORM:

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Applying for:
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying:
General character of applicant:
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa
Comment ( anything at all ):



Signature and date

[rach n bach]

Wilco.

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APPLICATION FORM:

Name: Rach n Bach
Age: Younger than you, older than iambetter
Sex: Male
Applying for: Assistant spa manager & Maintanance personnel
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying: I enjoy the spa, and would like to see that it is maintained and suitible for various disscussions.
General character of applicant:             Capable of doing the required job.
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa: Cleaning on a more frequent basis, keeping it occupied for longer periods. 
Comment ( anything at all ): Keep up the good work tds!



Signature and date

Rach n Bach     3-24-07

[tds]

Wilco.

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APPLICATION FORM:

Name: Rach n Bach
Age: Younger than you, older than iambetter
Sex: Male
Applying for: Assistant spa manager & Maintanance personnel
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying: I enjoy the spa, and would like to see that it is maintained and suitible for various disscussions.
General character of applicant:             Capable of doing the required job.
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa: Cleaning on a more frequent basis, keeping it occupied for longer periods. 
Comment ( anything at all ): Keep up the good work tds!



Signature and date

Rach n Bach     3-24-07

Dear RnB,

Thank you very much for you application. We are delighted to witness your glowing enthusiasm, and dare to say that your materials are hard to beat.

The outcome will be announced within 10 working days. Thank you.

Spa manager,

tds

[ihatepop]

JOB VACANCY:


1. Assistant spa manager
2. Administrator
3. Secretary
4. Maintanance personnel


--------------------------------------------------------
APPLICATION FORM:

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Applying for:
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying:
General character of applicant:
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa
Comment ( anything at all ):



Signature and date

Name: Sir ihatepop, knighted by the king of the musician and magician association(MMA)
Age: 13
Sex: male
Applying for: secretary
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying: I'm good at typing...
General character of applicant: cheerful, friendly, enthusiastic
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa: Posting of more ads and jb vancancies to introduce and grab attention to the spa.
Comment ( anything at all ): Just ensure that the job is fun, and make sure that the term'secretary' does not mean 'person who write and types at an office desk'.



Signature and date
Sir ihatepop

[lichristine]

i have no idea what this thread is talking about, but i'll give $1000000 to people if they go in now!

[tds]

Name: Sir ihatepop, knighted by the king of the musician and magician association(MMA)
Age: 13
Sex: male
Applying for: secretary
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying: I'm good at typing...
General character of applicant: cheerful, friendly, enthusiastic
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa: Posting of more ads and jb vancancies to introduce and grab attention to the spa.
Comment ( anything at all ): Just ensure that the job is fun, and make sure that the term'secretary' does not mean 'person who write and types at an office desk'.



Signature and date
Sir ihatepop

Dear ihatepop,

Thank you for your application.

We are glad to inform you that you have been accepted. Your position is now the SECRETARY of the spa. You may start working as soon as you are finished reading this acceptance letter.

Current job descriptions:

1. Cheerfully open the spa ( create "spa" in the chat room), and host it for at least one hour everyday. You may choose whichever hour of the day/night.
2. Jot down all the visitors' name and the duration they are there
3. Find out the best hours that would most likely attract good crowd.
4. Note all customers' inquiry, and find out if they need anything at all.
5. Be prepared to submit your work report when requested either by the spa manager or the assistant spa manager.

Finally, we want you to have much fun while doing this job. Think about it as a "hobby job". Now, go get some work done and have a ball!


Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Wilco.

--------------------------------------------------------
APPLICATION FORM:

Name: Rach n Bach
Age: Younger than you, older than iambetter
Sex: Male
Applying for: Assistant spa manager & Maintanance personnel
What made you think you are a suitable person for the positition you are applying: I enjoy the spa, and would like to see that it is maintained and suitible for various disscussions.
General character of applicant:             Capable of doing the required job.
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa: Cleaning on a more frequent basis, keeping it occupied for longer periods. 
Comment ( anything at all ): Keep up the good work tds!



Signature and date

Rach n Bach     3-24-07

Dear RnB,

We are delighted to inform you that you have been accepted as either the ASSISTANT SPA MANAGER or the MAINTAINANCE PERSONNEL. Please promtly let us know which one of the two positions you would like to take.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Signature and date
Sir ihatepop

secretary ihatepop, you forgot to jot down the date.

ps. please send me your daily report for your first three days worth of working. thank you very much. we appreciate your kind coorperation.

spa manager,

tds

[henrah]

This is the kinda stuff Pianostreet is best for!! Pure comedy

[tds]

spa's open. don't miss it this time 


ps. RnB, have you decided? when would you like to start working? wow, we still sense your glowing enthusiasm. awesome!

spa manager,

tds

[rach n bach]

Assistant spa manager

Thank you for your consideration.

RnB

[tds]

Dear RnB,

Assistant manager it is! You are high on the board. Congratulations!


Current job descriptions:

1. You are responsible for making sure that we are open at least 2 hours per day.
2. You are prepared to give work report to the spa manager.
3. You are in charge of collecting work reports from administrator, secretary, and maintainance personnel when considered necessary.
4. You have the authority to make executive decisions in the case of emergency.
5. You make sure that people work under you are doing their job properly.
5. Our goal is to have the most pleasant and fun time together, so friendliness and hospitality are highly expected.

spa manager

tds

[rach n bach]

Dear RnB,

Assistant manager it is! You are high on the board. Congratulations!

Thank you!

4. You have the authority to make executive decisions in the case of emergency.
5. You make sure that people work under you are doing their job properly.

Would this include the use of leathal force when needed?  Or how about banning a certian member?

RnB

[tds]

Thank you!

Would this include the use of leathal force when needed?  Or how about banning a certian member?

RnB

my wonderful assistant,Rnb,

you might wanna consider different lines of thinking. those are up to bush and nils.

[tds]

"Hey, no splashing in the kiddies pool!!"

Dear Henrah,

It seems to me that you could make a good administrator. Have you ever considered applying for one?

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Job Vacancy:

1. Administrator ( 1 person )
2. Maintainance Personnel ( up to 10 persons )

Joyfully apply within.

Spa manager,

tds

[ihatepop]

Dear Mr tds,

The spa has been workin fairly good over the last few days, attendence level is progressing. However, there are a few problems which we would have to take note of.

1. A breakdown of the heat generators in spa pool 2. Visitors were somewhat unhappy about the cold water today. Urgent notice: Heat generators to be fixed

2. We REALLY need to post a sign:No Urinating in the Pool!!! We have had some inconsiderate visitors who not only left behind wet footprints *ahem*.

3. I recommend hiring a few security guards. Some people tried to sneak in today...

Sir ihatepop

[rach n bach]

2. We REALLY need to post a sign:No Urinating in the Pool!!! We have had some inconsiderate visitors who not only left behind wet footprints *ahem*.

3. I recommend hiring a few security guards. Some people tried to sneak in today...

Ihatepop is completely correct on both points.  There were several times that I had to utilize my authority as the SAM to have people stop harassing others.  Security guards would be very welcome.

RnB  SAM

[tds]

Dear Mr tds,

The spa has been workin fairly good over the last few days, attendence level is progressing. However, there are a few problems which we would have to take note of.

1. A breakdown of the heat generators in spa pool 2. Visitors were somewhat unhappy about the cold water today. Urgent notice: Heat generators to be fixed

2. We REALLY need to post a sign:No Urinating in the Pool!!! We have had some inconsiderate visitors who not only left behind wet footprints *ahem*.

3. I recommend hiring a few security guards. Some people tried to sneak in today...

Sir ihatepop

Dear Sir ihatepop,

Thank you for sending your work report. I am most glad that the spa attendance level is progressing. Keep up the good work!

By the way, how many people have enjoyed our service in the last two days? How many total hours have we been open since last weekend?

As for the your inquiries:

1. Heat generator is now fixed. On top of that, we have good news, i.e. we are going to up scale our whole heating system. As per May 1st, we will have the newest all-automated CENTRAL HEATING system. For the comfort of our customer, we rarely comprimise.

2. You are right. "No urinating in the pool" sign needs to be posted first thing tomorrow morning.

3. Granted.

spa manager

[tds]

Current Job Vacancy:

1. Administrator ( 1 person )
2. Maintainance Personnel ( up to 10 persons )
3. Security Guards ( up to 5 persons )


Spa manager

[tds]

Ihatepop is completely correct on both points.  There were several times that I had to utilize my authority as the SAM to have people stop harassing others.  Security guards would be very welcome.

RnB  SAM

Dear my SAM,

Thank you for your report. We are in the middle of fixing these problems.

By the way, I will be gone for about a week, and will pay short visits to the pianostreet and the spa on a very sporadic basis. In the meantime, I would like you to take my position, as there are a couple of urgent things to do:

1. Get as many applications as possible for the vacancies.
2. Maintain the spa hour on minimum 2 hours a day.
3. Post job requirements for each position, e.g. we want some healthy, well built people for security guards, don't we?
4. Assign job descriptions for each position.

Get some work done and have a ball!

Spa manager,

tds

[rach n bach]

Wilco!

Your faithful SAM,

RnB

[tds]

you reckon thalbergmad would make a good bouncer in the spa?

[Mozartian]

applying for a Maintainance person:

name: moz
age: 18
qualifications: generally good-natured and good at getting rid of scum. 

[rach n bach]

you reckon thalbergmad would make a good bouncer in the spa?

Only if he is not drunk.

Xardas should apply for something.

applying for a Maintainance person:

name: moz
age: 18
qualifications: generally good-natured and good at getting rid of scum. 

Thank you for your aplication Moz!

You are accepted... unless you want to apply as a security guard.

Your duties include:
Keeping scum out.
Reporting problems (both mecanical and human ones.)
Fixing such problems as directed.  If the problem is an emergancy, you have authorization to utilize my authorty and slove it before a meltdown occurs.
Also, you should attempt to keep the spa open for a couple hours each day.

We hope you will enjoy it!

Your SAM (and Manager Pro Tem),

RnB

[pianogeek_cz]

APPLICATION FORM:

Name: pianogeek
Age: 17 and counting
Sex: Male
Applying for: Security guard
General character of applicant: Flexible, agile, confident, consistent, constructive, a knack for being in the right place at the right time
Tell us your idea(s) that might contribute to a better spa: Um. Hire me? Opening a bar might also be a good idea. Maybe running an advertising campaign to get a solid user base?
Comment (anything at all): What about a Marketing director position? 


Signature and date
pianogeek      28. 3. 007
     

[rach n bach]

Thank you for your application and concern pianogeek, you are accepted!  

Your duties include:

1.  Taking care of any unruly persons.  
     a. If it is a mechanical issue, please notify the Maintainance personell.
2.  Making sure that nobody is offended either by verbal or visual actions.
3.  Patroling the spa on occasion and making sure that those inside are behaving.
4.  Providing the us with occasional updates as to the saftey of the spa.
5.  Making sure the spa is open at least 1.5 hours every day.  Please post a note in this thread stating "the spa is open"

You might want to take up body building.
The advertising is an interesting idea, we shall consider it.


Current Job Vacancies:

1. Administrator ( 1 person )
2. Maintainance Personnel ( up to 9 more persons )
3. Security Guards ( up to 4 more persons )

Currently Employed:
1.  Magager, tds
2.  Spa Assistant Manager, Rach n Bach
3.  Spa Secretary, Sir Ihatepop
4.  Maintainance Personell, Moz
5.  Security Guards, pianogeek_cz

Rach n Bach,  Spa manager (Pro-Tem)

[ihatepop]

Dear Mr RnB,

I would like to report a few missing objects that belong to the visitors. I realise that the spa has no lockers for the visitors to keep their belongings in. How about adding some?

I also recommend placing up advertisements to attract more customers.

Your sincerely,
Sir ihatepop

[rach n bach]

Dear Sir Ihatepop,

Your recomendations have been taken into consideration and will, most likely, be put into execution next week.  We cannot get the construction workers here any earlier than that.

Rach n Bach,  Spa manager (Pro-Tem)

[Mozartian]

I move that the Spa committee should provide funding for a variety of dustmops, kitchen utensils, and lemons (for complimentary lemonade, of course) for the convenience of the maintenance staff.

[tds]

a personal letter to Rnb

My Dear SAM,

I am most pleased to see the steady growth of interest from all parties directed towards our spa. And I am very glad to have you as my assistant as you've done a marvelous job!

By the way, there is one person who recently sent his application. His name is pianogeek_cz. From his scribble on the form, I can see that he has a penetrating eye on marketing. I would like you to offer him a position as the Director of Marketing, instead of a security guard. Please do let him know about the change. I really like his suggestion about establishing a bar that sells beverages, and light snacks. And God, how i love his idea about an advertising campaign. Get him do it as soon as he takes the new position.

VERY IMPORTANT:

On the job descriptions of all positions, please do include the responsibility to open spa for at least one hour everyday. Kindly tell them that the choice of hour is entirely up to them. It now becomes a job regulation that everyone of us needs to post the sign:" SPA IS OPEN" in this thread, once we open the spa in the chat room. Please let me know that you have understood this matter. Thank you.

Secretary Sir ihatepop seems to be noticing things too. good for him! Please now have him make a presentable chart of our Board of Directors. Hirarchy as follows:

Spa Manager
Assistant Spa Manager 
Director of Marketing & Secretary   
Administrator  &  Chairman of Security  & Chairman of Maintanance Department
Bar Attendants & Security Guards & Maintainance Personnels

Bar will be built and will be done in one week's time. Advertise the position of Bar attendants.

Your sincerely,

tds, Spa Manager




   
               
         




                                       
                         
 

[rach n bach]

I move that the Spa committee should provide funding for a variety of dustmops, kitchen utensils, and lemons (for complimentary lemonade, of course) for the convenience of the maintenance staff.

This is a very good idea.  As we know, Mozartian has reciently cleaned a rather large, smelly blob of crack-loaded demon-infested slime from the spa with only 1 mop.  Quite impressive.  She has recieved a pay raise.


Dear Manager:

I shall inform pianogeek_cz of the devlopments, and ask that he applies for said position. 

I will update the job responibilites asap.  I may not be able to do so for a couple days however...

Rach n Bach