OMG.... we can all go spa now!!

[rach n bach]

Dear Pianogeek_cz:

We are very appreciative of your intrest and thoughtfullness!

However, we belive that the position of security guard would not be the best for you or for us.  We would rather that you apply as head of our new marketing division.  You would be responsible for the ongoing advertising and similar duties.  Please inform us of your interest!

Rach n Bach

[pianogeek_cz]

The Spa is OPEN!

______________________________

Well, in case the Spa Management thinks that I shall better serve The Spa by holding the position of Marketing Director, then I'm in. Thank you.

Pianogeek, Marketing Director in the making

[ihatepop]

Greetings to all!!!

For your conveniece, I have provided a list of all the employees of the spa.

tds-Spa manager
rach n bach-assistant spa manager
ihatepop-secretary
mozartian-mantainence personnel
pianogeek-marketing director
 
ihatepop

[rach n bach]

Thank you for your work ihatepop.

I have been gone for a few days, and am glad to see that you have placed the advertisement in your sig.  You will be paid on a commissionary basis.

RnB

[ihatepop]

Here is an ad to attract people to be a member of our staff.


Greetings to all PS citizens,

This is an ad concerning work which is available at our spa.

Mantainence pesonnel
- vacancy: 9
- Job description: Maintainence of spoilt fecilities
- Hours: flexible

Security Guard
- vacancy: 5
- Job description: Make sure only PS members go in. Guard the place.
- Hours: Yet to be confirmed

Advertisers
- vacancy: open to everyone
- Job description: Promote the spa and spread the word.
- Hours: Free

Administrators
- vacancy: 3
- Job description: Make sure the spa runs smoothly
- Hours: 1 hour a day

We welcome you to be a member of our staff. For more information, feel free to drop us a PM.

Sincerely,

Secretary of the spa, Sir ihatepop

[tds]

Dear spa community,

I have been having difficulties with flash chat. I can't stay there for long, without my computer getting froze. Or else, I'll be on extreme lag mode which leads me to bootation. I hope nils will do something about it.

Dear spa officials,

I am extremely pleased to see your wonderful works. We are expanding faster than expected. The only thing that has to be kept in mind is that we MUST put the sign: "SPA IS OPEN" anytime we unlock the spa gate. Let this be fully understood. Thank you.

I will see you all as soon as i can access flash chat without the massive problem.

Spa manager,

tds

[pianogeek_cz]

The Spa is OPEN!

[xardas]

Hi

I heard of this chance and want to candidate as an administrator. I would realize various projects... Too much to name here. And i would advertise it in all rivalry boards so that everyone knows: Pianostreet.com has got the best Spa Channel ever!!! Vote for me and your suffer will have an end!!

Your xardas

[rach n bach]

I will accept your non-traditional application.

You are accepted to the job on a temporary basis.  I will confer with the spa manager on this before we come to a final decision.

In the meantime, good luck and thank you!

RnB

[xardas]

What are exactly my tasks as an administrator?
Have i to reinstall the flashchat?

[rach n bach]

No need to do that. 

I will allow the actual manager, tds, to determine you tasks and payment.

RnB

[xardas]

Can i earn a living with this payment?
I'm unemployed and need the money for my wife.

[rach n bach]

The spa is quasi-open, jump on in!

RnB

[Mozartian]

the maintenance lady is busily dusting in there now...

[tds]

What are exactly my tasks as an administrator?
Have i to reinstall the flashchat?

Dear Xardas,

Thank you very much for your application. You are accepted as the Administrator of our spa. Congratulations!

Your current job descriptions:

1. Make sure that each and every official put up the sign: "SPA IS OPEN", as soon as the spa in the chat room is created. Every official needs to open and attend the spa 1 hour a day. In case one can't fulfill this obligation, he/she must let his/her excuses known to you, which in turn will soon be reported to me, as the spa manager.
2. Report any shortcomings of the flashchat to nils. Flashchat is currently very problematic.
3. Make sure every offical is friendly and helpful to all customers. 
4. Create and attend the spa for 1 hour per day. the choice of hour is flexible.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

the maintenance lady is busily dusting in there now...

good job, moz! see many people in the spa right now?

[tds]

Dear pianogeek,

Have you started the spa campaign yet? Please let the board know of your ideas on the campaign.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Greetings to all!!!

For your conveniece, I have provided a list of all the employees of the spa.

tds-Spa manager
rach n bach-assistant spa manager
ihatepop-secretary
mozartian-mantainence personnel
pianogeek-marketing director
 
ihatepop

Dear Sir ihatepop,

I am sorry to tell you that the above list is NOT correct.

Here is the right, legal list, with hirarchy as follows:

Spa Manager
Assistant Spa Manager
Director of Marketing & Secretary  ( "&" refers to equally levelled positions )
Administrator  &  Chairman of Security  & Chairman of Maintanance Department
Bar Attendants & Security Guards & Maintainance Personnels

I am sorry I might not have been clear with my instruction. It is my mistake, but what i meant by providing a presentable Board-of-Directors board, was that if you could make a graphic design with the list provided. I understand that this is a rather specialized creative field. Do tell me if you can proceed. If not, we might need a graphic designer, and vacany should be announced soon.

spa manager,

tds

[imbetter]

I would like to apply for the chairman of maintance department. I'm in the chat 247 and could easily keep spa buisy and I have very good people skills

[tds]

Dear SAM,

I am happy to tell you that I am back. And thank you for your marvelous works during my absence! As of now, I resume my seat.

Spa manager,

tds

[tds]

I would like to apply for the chairman of maintance department. I'm in the chat 247 and could easily keep spa buisy and I have very good people skills

Dear imbetter,

Thank you for your application. We are very pleased see your fondness of the chat, as it is one of the basic prerequisites to work in the spa. As of now, the Chairman of Maintenance Department position is not yet available to pursue. But, we are pleased to offer you a position as a maintenance personnel. After we get several more Maintenance personnels, we are going to have a meeting to decide who will get the position as the Chair. Decision will be then based entirely on the professionalism and work ethics.

Do please find your job descriptions in the thread and follow them faithfully. Get some work done and have a ball.

Spa manager,

tds

[imbetter]

sure think you have a new maintance personel, whats my current wage?

[rach n bach]

The spa is open!

I can only be in for a few minutes, so jump on in!

RnB

[rach n bach]

It's OPEN!!!

The water is great.

RnB

[rach n bach]

Tis closed now... in need of more mops, the floor has been getting slippery from slpashed water.

RnB

[ihatepop]

sure think you have a new maintance personel, whats my current wage?

Sorry, but if I'm not wrong, it's voluntary.

ihatepop

[amanfang]

I could really use a spa right now.        Wish it were open.  It's so affordable too.  Guess I'll have to look elsewhere for some relaxation.

[tds]

I could really use a spa right now.        Wish it were open.  It's so affordable too.  Guess I'll have to look elsewhere for some relaxation.

dear amanfang, why dont you apply for a position? if you get one, you'll get the all day privilege to enter the spa.

spa manager,

tds

[rach n bach]

IT'S OPEN!!!

[dnephi]

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[amanfang]

Dear tds,

I'm sorry, but I don't think I meet the qualifications to be a spa employee.  Plus, I only speak Japanese, so that would make things rather difficult. 

[rach n bach]

Plus, I only speak Japanese, so that would make things rather difficult. 

O.o

[amanfang]

 

[rach n bach]

But of course you know it's not really true...

Your sig is absolutely truthful in this case...

[amanfang]

It's always true.   

[ihatepop]

Business has been well these few days, no competitors in sight YET...

We can't let our guard down...

ihatepop

[tds]

spa is open. come on in

[tds]

actually, hmm no. this computer wont let me use flash chat. sorry, guys

secretary i hatepop, could you open up the spa for us? thankie. tds

[tds]

does it take that long to fill out and send an application thalberg, and thalbergmad?

its ok, you dont have to write so neatly. we, us, be really happy to see you guys kick butts in there! cant wait!


to kick butts=be all around happy, and get ready to discuss piano music when needed.

according to modern_dictionary.com

spa manager,

tds

[tds]

good day, spa officials!

how are we? are we all kicking butts, still? did some of you forget to post the sign: "spa is open"? how's the attendance, sec ihatepop? do you still change the water every weeks, moz moz? i heard campaign is going wild in the some part of the northern hemisphere, is that correct, my new marketing director?


imbetter, make sure you look after the establishment, will you? dont stop bringing you buddies with you. spa is still free. bring your grandma if you want.

SAM, i want you to host a weekly meeting for all the employers. discuss issues and give guidance.

spa manager,

tds

[tds]

a new job vacancy:

a graphic designer

requirement:

1. understand mass communication
2. proficient at photoshop, or other graphic softwares.
3. highly creative, young-minded personality

audition:

1. create a graphic work with the spa theme
2. proudly post your work in this thread
3. deadline:  29 june 2007

look forward to receiving your application and work.

spa manager,

tds

[tds]

Our valued customers,

We are most delighted to announce that our BAR and SAUNA are now open. We provide towels and give away free chips at the front desk. Enjoy!

Spa manager,

tds

ps. to purchase alcohol, one must be over 18. 18+ card can be obtained gratis in the front desk.

[xardas]

a new job vacancy:

a graphic designer

requirement:

1. understand mass communication
2. proficient at photoshop, or other graphic softwares.
3. highly creative, young-minded personality

audition:

1. create a graphic work with the spa theme
2. proudly post your work in this thread
3. deadline:  29 june 2007

look forward to receiving your application and work.

spa manager,

tds

What's actually the spa theme?

[tds]

What's actually the spa theme?

i meant to write a spa theme. but u know, anything with spa and fun time

spa manager,

tds

[xardas]

i meant to write a spa theme. but u know, anything with spa and fun time

spa manager,

tds

So it's actually totally free? I can do what I'd like to?

[tds]

yupper, but no pornographic and offensive stuff are allowed tho.

go wild, fantasy. wild, wild! 

[tds]

spa is open. OMG!!

[tds]

spa's open.

we are givin away free coke now.

spa manager,

tds

[ihatepop]

Dear Mr tds,

Business has been so good, that I recommand an upgrade of the suanas to attract more potential cuctomers.

Sincerely,

Secretary of THE SPA,

ihatepop

[tds]

Dear secretary ihatepop,

Everything about the sauna is brand new. we won't need any upgrade as of this year.

Have you opened the spa today? We have several boxes of cokes and chocolate bars to give away.

Spa manager,

tds