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Title: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 17, 2013, 07:02:36 AM

I win! You all lose.   


**** RULES *****
Copy pasting any part of your response is cheating and you automatically lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on May 17, 2013, 07:49:20 AM

OH how I miss the like button. Not.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

I think Nilsjohan may be the only person who can truly win at this game - but I'LL BE DAMNED TO LOSE...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 17, 2013, 12:26:39 PM

The next person who posts will be hexed for life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 01:02:00 PM

Quote from: birba on May 17, 2013, 12:26:39 PM

The next person who posts will be hexed for life.

Lucky I have a leprechaun on my side - I fear no HEXES!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: m1469 on May 17, 2013, 02:07:49 PM

I am a Hexe!  That is the German word for witch!  See my signature  ;D.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 17, 2013, 06:45:09 PM

Nils doesn't interact with the forum to win this game! :) Hex??? It loses against this post because it is all winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2013, 12:41:56 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 17, 2013, 06:45:09 PM

Nils doesn't interact with the forum to win this game! :) Hex??? It loses against this post because it is all winning.

That's it... I'm off to kidnap Chuck Norris... then I'll have all the win on my side.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmaninoff_forever on May 18, 2013, 01:55:08 AM

If another person comments on this...

When I end the world, I'm sparing NOBODy!  You all got that?!

And you're all gonna die a slow, painful death. 

Then your bodies will be reived and replaced by nobler beings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perprocrastinate on May 18, 2013, 02:05:54 AM

Come at me, bro.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmaninoff_forever on May 18, 2013, 02:17:04 AM

Quote from: perprocrastinate on May 18, 2013, 02:05:54 AM

Come at me, bro.

That's it, you're gonna freaking get it! >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 18, 2013, 05:22:01 AM

You all try so very hard, but your efforts are nullified and in fact losing to me still.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 18, 2013, 05:27:59 AM

Quote from: rachmaninoff_forever on May 18, 2013, 01:55:08 AM

If another person comments on this...

When I end the world, I'm sparing NOBODy!  You all got that?!

And you're all gonna die a slow, painful death. 

Then your bodies will be reived and replaced by nobler beings.

what's "reived"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 18, 2013, 05:30:43 AM

It is a more powerful form of revival.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2013, 06:14:22 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 18, 2013, 05:22:01 AM

You all try so very hard, but your efforts are nullified and in fact losing to me still.

Yeah... keep thinking that.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: m1469 on May 18, 2013, 06:21:21 AM

Hi  :) ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 18, 2013, 07:17:33 AM

Quote from: birba on May 18, 2013, 05:27:59 AM

what's "reived"?

English is a constanly evoluting language.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 18, 2013, 07:41:05 AM

This will be my last post on this thread, so I won :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 18, 2013, 09:23:48 AM

But not the last post in the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ajspiano on May 18, 2013, 10:01:11 AM

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2013, 12:20:30 PM

I'm hoping to win this...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 18, 2013, 01:14:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2013, 12:20:30 PM

I WIN!!!

I always win, you should give up you have no chance.


lo0ol aj

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ajspiano on May 18, 2013, 01:19:16 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 18, 2013, 01:14:27 PM

lo0ol aj

I wondered if anyone would get it..  not enough aussies around. I was avoiding this thread for a while till it dawned on me that I could respond in a way that would make my post the last post no matter what you all do afterward.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: m1469 on May 18, 2013, 03:24:31 PM

But at what point is it the last post?  When the thread goes silent for 24 hours?  Two days?  What if somebody resurrects it after a year?

AND, what do we win?  I'd like to win a cheese pizza and a million dollars, please.  Thnx  ;D

PS- I will share my cheese pizza.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 18, 2013, 09:58:31 PM

Quote from: ajspiano on May 18, 2013, 01:19:16 PM

I wondered if anyone would get it..  not enough aussies around. I was avoiding this thread for a while till it dawned on me that I could respond in a way that would make my post the last post no matter what you all do afterward.

explain yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ajspiano on May 18, 2013, 11:31:46 PM

Quote from: birba on May 18, 2013, 09:58:31 PM

explain yourself.

my first post contains a video  of a piece of music called 'the last post'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 19, 2013, 01:19:17 AM

Quote from: ajspiano on May 18, 2013, 11:31:46 PM

my first post contains a video  of a piece of music called 'the last post'.

After which is conventionally played Réveille, as below.  So I have the post after the last post.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

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You dare to challenge me??? I am so full of win, I bleed winning. I drink Tiger Blood and I'm friends with Charlie Sheen.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: m1469 on May 19, 2013, 03:16:35 AM

Ah gawd, I love that!  What did that take like an hour or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 19, 2013, 03:17:45 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 19, 2013, 01:19:17 AM

After which is conventionally played Réveille, as below.  So I have the post after the last post.  ;D

"invalid youtube link"?! HA!  You don't have nothin'!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ajspiano on May 19, 2013, 04:07:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 19, 2013, 01:19:17 AM

After which is conventionally played Réveille, as below.  So I have the post after the last post.

I fail to see how this in any way voids the concept that my post is the last post.. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 19, 2013, 07:56:46 AM

Quote from: birba on May 19, 2013, 03:17:45 AM

"invalid youtube link"?! HA!  You don't have nothin'!

Fixed. I should know better.  :-[

*** Dashes off to play some Hanon as penance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 19, 2013, 07:57:44 AM

Quote from: ajspiano on May 19, 2013, 04:07:14 AM

I fail to see how this in any way voids the concept that my post is the last post.. 

It doesn't. But mine is the last post and what comes after the last post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 19, 2013, 09:12:17 AM

I still don't see any youtube link.  You know what that means, of course.  Any post of yours from now on is invalid.  Null and void. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 12:49:16 PM

Quote from: m1469 on May 19, 2013, 03:16:35 AM

Ah gawd, I love that!  What did that take like an hour or something?

Took me 5 mins... Once I figured out the pattern, it was just copy and paste. The longest part of it was trying to find the 'infinite' character.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 20, 2013, 12:15:54 AM

Quote from: birba on May 19, 2013, 09:12:17 AM

I still don't see any youtube link.  You know what that means, of course.  Any post of yours from now on is invalid.  Null and void. 

Get your glasses on - it's there!!!  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2013, 12:57:19 AM

I want to win so much, I'm just going to keep doing this, until everyone quits in exasperation and declares me the winner!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 20, 2013, 01:12:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2013, 12:57:19 AM

I want to win so much, I'm just going to keep doing this, until everyone quits in exasperation and declares me the winner!!!    ;D

You'll see this first:

(https://lackofenvironment.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hell-freezes-over.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: patrickd on May 20, 2013, 01:28:59 AM

I won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 20, 2013, 01:40:54 AM

Nope!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 20, 2013, 03:08:48 AM

Second prize goes to the first person to leave HIS last post in this thread.  And NO ONE can take that away from me.  Bye-bye.  You all have fun....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 20, 2013, 03:36:44 AM

Quote from: birba on May 20, 2013, 03:08:48 AM

Second prize goes to the first person to leave HIS last post in this thread.  And NO ONE can take that away from me.  Bye-bye.  You all have fun....

I'll forgo my chance in order to point out that there are quite a few people who may have beaten you without even knowing it was an option.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 20, 2013, 01:41:04 PM

2nd is just the best loser.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2013, 02:11:44 PM

Quote from: j_menz on May 20, 2013, 01:12:10 AM

You'll see this first:

(https://lackofenvironment.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hell-freezes-over.jpeg)

Really???

(https://www.supermanofsteel.com/Pictures/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg)

You wanna play with meme's??? Bring it on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 20, 2013, 11:59:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2013, 02:11:44 PM

You wanna play with meme's??? Bring it on.

So.....

(https://www.tikihumor.com/wp-content/uploads/tiki-humor/2011/09/hello-is-it-meme-youre-looking-for-500x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 21, 2013, 02:34:38 AM

La.........


Here is my mimi.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/bookmarklet_uploaded/mimi_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2013, 10:21:42 PM

This is FUN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 22, 2013, 12:36:52 AM

Big car? Small......
Big post??? SMALLL!?!!??!!?
 lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: unholeee on May 22, 2013, 05:04:46 AM

i cant help but think tree in forest..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2013, 12:04:41 PM

Did you enjoy that very short lived triumph???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 22, 2013, 04:27:34 PM

The size of the post is irrelevant, you see I beat you even with this single sentence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 22, 2013, 11:33:30 PM

(https://viewyonder.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/end_is_nigh1-295x300.png)

Sigh...  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2013, 01:21:19 AM

correct :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2013, 01:24:54 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2013, 01:21:19 AM

correct :)

At least I'll have time for a nap then.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2013, 02:57:36 AM

I'll draw on your face!  8) some sunnies!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2013, 03:30:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2013, 02:57:36 AM

I'll draw on your face!  8) some sunnies!

Thanks. Just what I need in this weather.

(https://termcoord.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/raining-cats-and-dogs1.gif)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2013, 11:12:31 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 22, 2013, 04:27:34 PM

The size of the post is irrelevant, you see I beat you even with this single sentence.

Did you enjoy that very short lived triumph???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2013, 12:51:26 PM

Indeed.

*Climbs to the top of the pyramid and throws triumph into the air for everyone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2013, 10:20:44 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2013, 12:51:26 PM

*Climbs to the top of the pyramid and throws triumph into the air for everyone.

*Climbs to the top of Mount Everest and keeps the triumph for himself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 24, 2013, 12:06:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2013, 10:20:44 PM

*Climbs to the top of Mount Everest and keeps the triumph for himself.

I don't think LIIW can throw that far.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 24, 2013, 03:15:19 AM

I can. Throws up projectile vomit Exorcist style.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 24, 2013, 03:32:22 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 24, 2013, 03:15:19 AM

I can. Throws up projectile vomit Exorcist style.

I'm sending you my dry cleaning bill!  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 24, 2013, 03:41:32 AM

And you guys call yourselves serious musicians?  Honestly. A little decorum is in place here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 24, 2013, 04:04:10 AM

Quote from: birba on May 24, 2013, 03:41:32 AM

And you guys call yourselves serious musicians?

Who, me?

(https://home.comcast.net/~kptv4/shows/rusty03.jpg)

Quote from: birba on May 24, 2013, 03:41:32 AM

Honestly. A little decorum is in place here.

(https://www.sam-hane.com/sass/decorum.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2013, 11:18:28 AM

Quote from: birba on May 24, 2013, 03:41:32 AM

And you guys call yourselves serious musicians?  Honestly. A little decorum is in place here.

(https://static.onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-English-Gentleman-by-Monocle.jpeg)

Hopefully this picture of an english Gentleman will also help add a bit of decorum to the thread.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 24, 2013, 11:51:09 AM

I want a monocle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 24, 2013, 12:10:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2013, 11:18:28 AM

I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!

(https://static.onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/The-English-Gentleman-by-Monocle.jpeg)

Hopefully this picture of an english Gentleman will also help add a bit of decorum to the thread.    ;D

you do know, of course, who that "english gentleman" is, don't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2013, 01:59:31 PM

Quote from: birba on May 24, 2013, 12:10:42 PM

you do know, of course, who that "english gentleman" is, don't you?

In the spirit of the picture I posted... (in an english accent)

Blimey son, I haven't the foggiest clue who that delightful-looking chappie is? Would thou mind easing my curiosity and revealing the personality of the aforementioned snapshot?



It looks like it reads - George Culvis???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 24, 2013, 04:56:21 PM

PP why do you keep copy pasting your quote? I think we get the picture, its just making you look stupid now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2013, 12:37:29 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 24, 2013, 04:56:21 PM

PP why do you keep copy pasting your quote? I think we get the picture, its just making you look stupid now.

I'm bored... Of all threads to do it in - this one seems the most appropriate. Nothing funnier than seeing pages and pages of text quoting that 'I win'... maybe I do it to feel like a winner in my own mind.    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 25, 2013, 03:00:28 AM

Yeah but its just clogging the page and making reading this thread difficult, you can win in a much better way than perpetually copy pasting the same thing. Is there really a need to make reading my thread so difficult?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2013, 05:55:00 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 25, 2013, 03:00:28 AM

Is there really a need to make reading my thread so difficult?

Hey... you started a thread in which the last post wins - you didn't declare any rules and so far I'm the only one who people have quoted me winning. You started the thread, I'm just playing along.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 25, 2013, 06:27:16 AM

Oh good idea ;) Rule declared in the first post and subject to change without warning lo0ol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2013, 01:23:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

I WIN!!!

No offense guys - but I forever eternally win... Check out the date stamp on the quote. And this I did without copy-pasting... I used the quote function instead and edited it.

 ;)

BEAT THAT!!!    ;D

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

And just to clarify, these were the only rules stated at the time I created this post.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 17, 2013, 07:02:36 AM

**** RULES *****
Copy pasting any part of your response is cheating and you automatically lose.

Next time... try to think in 4-dimensions.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 26, 2013, 06:19:17 AM

*Throws a monocle at PP.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2013, 09:07:07 AM

Cool... Well, now that I've won eternally - I'm just going to enjoy the moment. I might peruse this thread every now and then, but I think I've made my point and don't need to post again.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 26, 2013, 09:36:17 AM

31/5/13 i bet something happens

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on May 26, 2013, 02:45:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2013, 01:59:31 PM

In the spirit of the picture I posted... (in an english accent)

Blimey son, I haven't the foggiest clue who that delightful-looking chappie is? Would thou mind easing my curiosity and revealing the personality of the aforementioned snapshot?



It looks like it reads - George Culvis???

that's george arliss, one of the great english actors of the 30's and 40's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2013, 10:20:43 PM

I didn't know that - thanks for sharing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 30, 2013, 02:24:08 PM

Well you could have always googled the signature :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 31, 2013, 12:19:32 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 30, 2013, 02:24:08 PM

Well you could have always googled the signature :)

Only if you could read it. I couldn't until I knew what it said.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2013, 10:38:12 AM

I just typed in English gentleman and clicked the images section...

As J_Menz mentioned - it's hard to google something when you don't know what to google.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 01, 2013, 06:00:13 AM

Lol can't you guys read running writing? Did you get your pen license even? :) I'm dobbing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2013, 06:23:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 01, 2013, 06:00:13 AM

Lol can't you guys read running writing? Did you get your pen license even? :) I'm dobbing.

Of course I can... it's just his HAND-WRITING SUCKS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 02, 2013, 05:27:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2013, 06:23:35 AM

Of course I can... it's just his HAND-WRITING SUCKS!!!

Quite so.

@LIIW I can even do running writing, but no-one can read it. It's better than the best encryption.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 03, 2013, 04:44:28 AM

I win because I can read running writing!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2013, 04:55:04 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 03, 2013, 04:44:28 AM

I win because I can read running writing!

You ain't seen mine.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 03, 2013, 05:29:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2013, 04:55:04 AM

You ain't seen mine.  ::)

Are you sure you want me to see yours? lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2013, 06:26:02 AM

I feel like a winner...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2013, 06:34:54 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 03, 2013, 05:29:58 AM

Are you sure you want me to see yours? lol

You may notice I didn't post a sample. High embarrassment factor.  :-[

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2013, 06:26:02 AM

I feel like a winner...    ;D

Go find one, then.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 03, 2013, 07:58:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2013, 06:34:54 AM

You may notice I didn't post a sample. High embarrassment factor.  :-[

Yes, you wouldn't want random people having a copy of it!




BTW I totally win, you are all losers! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2014, 01:02:56 PM

... I was bored.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2014, 02:17:09 PM

You won.  Congrats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 19, 2014, 05:13:16 PM

I thing you won bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2014, 05:27:58 PM

Nah, I think it was you now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 19, 2014, 06:28:07 PM

You sure??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2014, 06:57:39 PM

Pretty sure.  You or Lostinwonder.  I thought.  It gets confusing. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on January 19, 2014, 09:08:53 PM

I like cats

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 19, 2014, 09:16:05 PM

....wonders if I might have a chance of winning this ........

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 19, 2014, 11:08:49 PM

Don't think so mate.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2014, 12:30:04 AM

BOO!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2014, 12:34:49 AM

Good grief!
 Just as well I came equipped.

(https://img241.imageshack.us/img241/4990/zask1907f38jp5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2014, 12:48:10 AM

And I have my Garlic...

(https://foodmatters.tv/images/Purple%20garlic%20France.jpg)



Oh wait... that's for Vampires    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2014, 12:49:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2014, 12:48:10 AM

Oh wait... that's for Vampires    ::)

Some of us Vampyres quite like garlic. Stoker has a lot to answer for!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2014, 02:04:41 AM

*Bob eyes the synapses and wonders about upgrading his own brain with them.*

(https://wayofthemoneysaver.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/suspicious-fry.jpg)


Brains....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2014, 02:18:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2014, 02:04:41 AM

Brains....

aAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!!!

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gnpID9cEPXM/UfD_7xrNDfI/AAAAAAAABpw/Cxe0CFmj2Aw/s1600/Bob+Zombie+cover.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on January 20, 2014, 02:51:02 AM

oh my .... this will turn out to be a "BUMP" thread ... a never ending one!! ;D :D ;) :) ??? :-[ :-\ :'(

perhaps I should contribute a teeny-weeny small bump ......

here goes ......     bump !!   ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on January 20, 2014, 04:31:38 AM

I happen to know incriminating secrets about everyone's sex life or lack thereof. Thus I demand all of you to yield.

Now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2014, 04:58:22 AM

Quote from: senanserat on January 20, 2014, 04:31:38 AM

I happen to know incriminating secrets about everyone's sex life or lack thereof. Thus I demand all of you to yield.

Now.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/820985600/hEDDF4465/)

Methinks I'll pass.

Besides, any use of those photos/videos/text is a copyright violation.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 20, 2014, 08:17:59 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on January 19, 2014, 11:08:49 PM

Don't think so mate.

Thal

Being female I've never been called 'mate' before;  feels weird, lol. :)  Well, you never know, I might sneak in there and win!   ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2014, 08:23:59 PM

So Sucom wins now?


I think everyone wins for a limited amount of time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on January 20, 2014, 09:50:31 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2014, 04:58:22 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/820985600/hEDDF4465/)

Methinks I'll pass.

Besides, any use of those photos/videos/text is a copyright violation.  ;D

I knew I saw you on that shaddy web an-...I better shut up

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2014, 12:37:20 AM

Please don't turn this thread into a re-hash of lolcats with cute bloody cats plastered all over it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2014, 12:58:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2014, 12:37:20 AM

Please don't turn this thread into a re-hash of lolcats with cute bloody cats plastered all over it.

Yes sir!! Is this more to your liking?

(https://therelationshipflunkie.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/ugly20cat4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2014, 04:44:30 AM

I'm eating.... This and then eating peanut butter and seeing the breakdown pictogram of what your #2 is made out of.  My timing's off today.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2014, 04:49:52 AM

Darn... off the scale

(https://brainshavings.com/images/info-meter.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 21, 2014, 08:05:14 AM

I win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on January 21, 2014, 11:08:05 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on January 21, 2014, 08:05:14 AM

I win 

Oh NO, you didn't!!

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/063/491/my_trap_card.jpg)

 :-* ;) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 21, 2014, 08:10:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2014, 12:37:20 AM

Please don't turn this thread into a re-hash of lolcats with cute bloody cats plastered all over it.

Er, what exactly IS a re-hash of lolcats?  Is it when cats go lololololololololol...........and more lolololololololololol  and then even more lolololololololololol?  Oops, sorry I forgot this one - lol  ;D

lol (darn, how did that stray lol get in here?) 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2014, 12:18:28 AM

I'm just going to keep on replying until I win. I have endless patience...

I once listened to John Cage's 4'33" ON REPEAT!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 12:22:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2014, 12:18:28 AM

I once listened to John Cage's 4'33" ON REPEAT!!!    ;D

How do you tell when the battery goes flat?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2014, 03:16:03 AM

I suddenly feel a need to say something...



...no, nothing comes to mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 03:36:03 AM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2014, 03:16:03 AM

...no, nothing comes to mind.

(https://quirkysites.co.uk/qw/wp-content/uploads/blogger/-0iQKqp8azlM/TvRcFrRoGBI/AAAAAAAABn4/KcgjhbqwSi0/s320/empty_head.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2014, 03:47:08 AM

You'll never have that problem ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 03:53:05 AM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2014, 03:47:08 AM

You'll never have that problem ;D

Pre coffee, every morning.  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2014, 03:57:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 03:53:05 AM

Pre coffee, every morning.  :-[

Drop coffee and you won't know any difference  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 04:03:19 AM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2014, 03:57:32 AM

Drop coffee and you won't know any difference  ;D

Don't bet on it.

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/39/f1/53/39f153cd5fce6f087a4774674fbba756.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 22, 2014, 08:02:54 AM

HAHA, a picture for every occasion.

Thal

PS. I win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 22, 2014, 09:32:05 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on January 22, 2014, 08:02:54 AM

HAHA, a picture for every occasion.

Thal

PS. I win

Alas, no.  You're not the winner at this particular moment in time although you may be at some point - who knows?  But for now, (and there can only ever be 'now', which actually makes us all winners) it's meeeeeeeeee!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2014, 11:27:32 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Z2Rv9ZjgZfU/T11Xx7zSUYI/AAAAAAAAAwk/QS4Vgfw-6wY/s1600/I%2BWin%2BYou%2BLose.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 22, 2014, 07:20:43 PM

Did...did I win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 22, 2014, 07:27:15 PM

No, i did

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 22, 2014, 08:00:19 PM

Oh. Is there ever going to be an official winner?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 22, 2014, 08:26:26 PM

Well, I was going to post to congratulate Thalbergmad for winning this thread but if I do that he won't have won it; I would win it!  So instead, perhaps I should just post this to congratulate myself for winning. Yeeesssss!  8) 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 22, 2014, 08:36:06 PM

Congratulations sucom!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 22, 2014, 09:04:39 PM

Why thankyou thankyou!  :)  You've made me smile  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 22, 2014, 10:22:19 PM

You're very welcome! What was the prize for winning?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 10:52:31 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 22, 2014, 10:22:19 PM

What was the prize for winning?

A long life.

Though that may be more a prerequisite than a reward.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 22, 2014, 11:02:04 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 10:52:31 PM

A long life.

Though that may be more a prerequisite than a reward.

You could be right there!  Let's see.... hmmmm, the best prize might be.......... ah, I know, a certificate which says in exceptionally big writing 'Get a Life'   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 11:09:05 PM

Quote from: sucom on January 22, 2014, 11:02:04 PM

a certificate which says in exceptionally big writing 'Get a Life'   :)

I'd rather a T-shirt.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MXdPh7TIzq4/S7z35STzaBI/AAAAAAAABdU/XTDWml-4na8/s1600/Get+A+Life+Shirt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sucom on January 22, 2014, 11:20:44 PM

I love that t-shirt!  I would wear it with pride!  Lol .........(Who let that lolcat in again? Tch, tch)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2014, 12:48:01 AM

This thread will forever go on until we all die off, one by one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 01:22:47 AM

Or until people stop wanting to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 01:59:48 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 01:22:47 AM

Or until people stop wanting to win.

Unlikely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 02:41:22 AM

I know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 03:10:59 AM

Still, I suppose it's possible. It did go away for a while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2014, 03:13:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 22, 2014, 12:22:33 AM

How do you tell when the battery goes flat?

It usually doesn't matter - I usually just then make stuff up in my head.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 03:21:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2014, 03:13:32 AM

It usually doesn't matter - I usually just then make stuff up in my head.     ;D

A set of Variations on 4'33". Cool!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2014, 06:24:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 03:21:23 AM

A set of Variations on 4'33". Cool!!

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2014, 06:53:27 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 03:21:23 AM

A set of Variations on 4'33". Cool!!

Usually, it's just the voices in my head saying 'Burn things...' over and over again...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 03:48:10 PM

I win because this is the last (only) post on the thread that will be reply # 150!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 11:11:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2014, 06:53:27 AM

Usually, it's just the voices in my head saying 'Burn things...' over and over again...

If the "things" are all available scores of Schulhoff's In Futurum (from which 4'33" is flagrantly plagiarised) then you are just channelling Cage.

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 03:48:10 PM

I win because this is the last (only) post on the thread that will be reply # 150!

Re-read the rules.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 11:48:41 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 23, 2014, 11:11:29 PM

Re-read the rules.  ::)

Whoops!  ;D Does anyone here think that this thread will ever approach the length of the "What's on your mind?" thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 12:02:49 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 23, 2014, 11:48:41 PM

Does anyone here think that this thread will ever approach the length of the "What's on your mind?" thread?

To the extent that there is more competitive ambition than contemplative thought around here it would seem inevitable.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2014, 12:16:41 AM

So who's winning?

Nils is going to come along and delete the thread like he did with the number counting thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2014, 12:18:58 AM

He may actually lock it at some point - inevitably making one person a winner for the rest of time.

I'm hoping he'll lock it after my post.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2014, 12:21:44 AM

That's true. But wouldn't Nils win at that point?  He could put a special note, "This thread is now locked... and PS I won!" and then close the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 12:31:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 24, 2014, 12:21:44 AM

That's true. But wouldn't Nils win at that point?  He could put a special note, "This thread is now locked... and PS I won!" and then close the thread.

Hopefully he wouldn't be so petty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2014, 02:30:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 24, 2014, 12:21:44 AM

That's true. But wouldn't Nils win at that point?  He could put a special note, "This thread is now locked... and PS I won!" and then close the thread.

Actually I could see that happening to ensure none of us won... would seem only fair - Not that I think he'd do it out of pettiness... but just to end the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 02:45:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2014, 02:30:43 AM

Actually I could see that happening to ensure none of us won... would seem only fair - Not that I think he'd do it out of pettiness... but just to end the thread.

Why would anyone want to end the thread?

Oh, well. If you insist, we can all stop right here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 24, 2014, 02:55:30 AM

You mean you can stop. I'm not stopping until a winner is declared!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 03:23:12 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 24, 2014, 02:55:30 AM

You mean you can stop. I'm not stopping until a winner is declared!

Then I, rather immodestly, declare victory.  You can all go back to having a life now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 24, 2014, 04:12:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 03:23:12 AM

Then I, rather immodestly, declare victory.  You can all go back to having a life now.

It's too late. I already sold my life away when I posted in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 04:22:44 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 24, 2014, 04:12:11 AM

It's too late. I already sold my life away when I posted in this thread.

So?

(https://theheartman.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/keep-calm-and-start-a-new-life.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2014, 04:29:41 AM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Chuck_2c94f3_63005.jpg)

You can't beat me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2014, 05:21:57 AM

Just keep posting. I can wait...
I am counting on my immortality, that will be the best way to ensure my win...or maybe I'll just be able to predict the exact time of the ultimate internet crash.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2014, 05:51:40 AM

Quote from: outin on January 24, 2014, 05:21:57 AM

maybe I'll just be able to predict the exact time of the ultimate internet crash.

I'm keeping a backup.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 24, 2014, 06:16:35 AM

This thread is an excellent way to increase my post count. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2014, 07:06:55 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 24, 2014, 06:16:35 AM

This thread is an excellent way to increase my post count. :)

+1

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2014, 03:50:05 AM

That's what matters. ::)

That's why Nils will delete it too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 06:13:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 25, 2014, 03:50:05 AM

That's what matters. ::)

That's why Nils will delete it too.

Hopefully he won't delete it... Hopefully he'll just lock it after me being the last to post and being ultimately locked in as the winner for ALL ETERNITY!!!

MOOO HAAA HAAA!!!!

(https://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/3dlb/3d/256/lock-icon.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2014, 08:11:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch

(https://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/3dlb/3d/256/lock-icon.png)

I have this

(https://billramseyrealtors.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Key-Success.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 09:49:14 AM

I'm sorry - the key is too big for the lock.

Try getting past THIS!!!

(https://mattlisac.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/17856_lg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2014, 11:04:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 09:49:14 AM

Try getting past THIS!!!

(https://mattlisac.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/17856_lg.jpg)

I'll just use my 6th sense  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 01:33:26 PM

I have this on...

(https://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/161155774352_1_0_1/1000x1000.jpg)

Good luck extracting the combination from my head.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2014, 01:49:37 PM

*Bob opens the lock in seconds with a piece of a Coke can.*

I saw it on Youtube.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2014, 02:16:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 01:33:26 PM

Good luck extracting the combination from my head.     ;D

Oh I don't have to...your fingers are speaking to me  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 03:08:08 PM

You know what...

(https://www.mahala.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/chuck-norris-delta-force.jpg)

This is my protection - good luck getting past him!!!    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2014, 07:21:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2014, 03:08:08 PM

(https://www.mahala.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/chuck-norris-delta-force.jpg)

This is my protection - good luck getting past him!!!    ;)

I'm coming...

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT10ZyUF3dRcymRF6hA-1F9djU4qQtA3LpsFRrObb1q8fqEiRoMIA)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2014, 02:32:40 AM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2014, 07:21:30 PM

I'm coming...

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT10ZyUF3dRcymRF6hA-1F9djU4qQtA3LpsFRrObb1q8fqEiRoMIA)

Considering Don Adams is dead now, I doubt he'd be able to get past Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 26, 2014, 07:17:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2014, 02:32:40 AM

Considering Don Adams is dead now, I doubt he'd be able to get past Chuck Norris.

I guess I'll have to do it myself then...

(https://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/164/0/3/I_love_Modesty_Blaise_by_monkeymarc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on January 26, 2014, 07:27:58 AM

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/145586/3031163-win.png)  
 ;D :D ;) :) ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2014, 10:45:14 AM

What the heck is that frickin' thing???

It looks like a bald Tasmanian Devil.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: khantallis123 on January 27, 2014, 10:54:03 PM

You won! This is the worst. perfect pitch wins, so don't count this as a post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 27, 2014, 11:34:35 PM

Why does he win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2014, 12:03:15 AM

Quote from: khantallis123 on January 27, 2014, 10:54:03 PM

You won! This is the worst. perfect pitch wins, so don't count this as a post.

I'm fine with that... any objections? NO?

(https://3rdbillion.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/63eac137aa14c32c46d9004e32610ed22.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 12:14:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2014, 12:03:15 AM

I'm fine with that... any objections? NO?

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2599171840/h1D480B78/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 28, 2014, 12:57:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 12:14:55 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2599171840/h1D480B78/)

+1

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 01:07:20 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 28, 2014, 12:57:58 AM

+1

Quite. We can't finish before

(tried to get Rita Hunter doing it, but failed)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 28, 2014, 03:14:22 AM

https://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Press this button because you won't win  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 03:20:45 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on January 28, 2014, 03:14:22 AM

Press this button because you won't win  ;)

I'd rather press this one

(https://www.videogameologists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/win-button1.jpg)

It seems so much more promising.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 28, 2014, 03:25:28 AM

In that case I will press this one when I win  :D

(all of you will still press https://nooooooooooooooo.com/ when you lose  :P )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 03:53:58 AM

I have this one as a last resort.

(https://regmedia.co.uk/2006/07/18/usb_nuke_button_1.jpg)


Now, is that 00000 or 000000?

Of course, none of you will know (sorry about that  :-* ), which will take away a small part of the fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2014, 05:46:33 AM

If you haven't pressed already, you're probably too late...

(https://www.skomer.u-net.com/projects/images/redduster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 05:53:27 AM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2014, 05:46:33 AM

If you haven't pressed already, you're probably too late...

But.... I have one of these.

(https://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/products/24257354/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=2/Nuclear-power---no-thanks!-Umbrellas.jpg)

I'm sure I'll be OK.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2014, 05:58:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 05:53:27 AM

But.... I have one of these.

(https://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/products/24257354/views/1,width=378,height=378,appearanceId=2/Nuclear-power---no-thanks!-Umbrellas.jpg)

I'm sure I'll be OK.

Watch out for my little helpers...

(https://jellybeanpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cf28ce6b71f04b8f851048aab5565b87.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2014, 03:10:54 PM

I'm just posting here... simply to be annoying.

You know I'm going to win through persistence... just give up now and save yourselves the trouble.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 28, 2014, 03:45:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2014, 03:10:54 PM

I'm just posting here... simply to be annoying.

You know I'm going to win through persistence... just give up now and save yourselves the trouble.     ;D

NEVER!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 28, 2014, 08:21:39 PM

I just fired my DeathStar to your little planet, so I will be happily celebrating my wining with GrandMoffTarkin and the Skywalker family  ;)

(https://deathstarpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/DeathStarLaser.png)

Everyhing is better here in space!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 10:46:55 PM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2014, 05:58:28 AM

Watch out for my little helpers...

I'm prepared.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/GabbroRockCreek1.jpg/220px-GabbroRockCreek1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 12:07:44 AM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 12:14:50 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 12:07:44 AM

.

Now that's just lazy!

For you....

(https://funnerrunner.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/lazy-bum.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 12:21:11 AM

Just wanted to say, j_menz, I like your signature. And I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2014, 12:24:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2014, 03:10:54 PM

I'm just posting here... simply to be annoying.

You know I'm going to win through persistence... just give up now and save yourselves the trouble.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 12:32:10 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 12:21:11 AM

Just wanted to say, j_menz, I like your signature.

Why thank you.  :D

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 12:21:11 AM

And I win.

Not a snowballs.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 12:53:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 12:32:10 AM

Why thank you.  :D

You're welcome!

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 12:32:10 AM

Not a snowballs.....

Huh?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 02:13:14 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 12:53:35 AM

Huh?

.... chance in hell you'll win.  ;D

See how you fell for my cunning plan.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 02:22:26 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 02:13:14 AM

.... chance in hell you'll win.  ;D

See how you fell for my cunning plan.   :P

Wow, that plan was flawless!   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 02:38:15 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 02:22:26 AM

Wow, that plan was flawless!   :P

I know, I got it checked first.

(https://i.imgflip.com/23mma.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 03:20:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 02:38:15 AM

I know, I got it checked first.

(https://i.imgflip.com/23mma.jpg)

Who is Baldrick?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 03:30:15 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 03:20:17 AM

Who is Baldrick?

What culture deprived part of the Universe are you from? Baldrick is Baldrick (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 04:16:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 03:30:15 AM

What culture deprived part of the Universe are you from? Baldrick is Baldrick (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldrick).

Oh, well I don't watch TV, so I wouldn't know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 04:40:39 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 04:16:20 AM

Oh, well I don't watch TV, so I wouldn't know.

So you'd have not seen The Flood?

BTW, given your nick, can we call you coco for short?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 04:45:32 AM

Let's make this more interesting!!!  ;D

What do you think about these rules:  ::)

1.- The last pianostreet user to post in the thread ( Re:Last post wins!!!!! ) wins this competition.

2.- The winner of this competition gets a prize! (help me decide a prize for the winner, it has to be something realistic, and remember that you may be the winner [or not])

3.- Starting on February 1st, 2014, every user MUST post at least one post every 24 hours

4.- Every user that doesn't posts every 24 hours will be disqualified from this competition, and can't post on this thread anymore (further posts will be ignored and won't be counting as "last" )

5.- If there isn't a winner by January 31, 2015, the last active user that posts in that day will be declared winner (time zone UTC-0 )



So what do you think?   ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 04:49:49 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 04:45:32 AM

So what do you think?   ;)

I think rules are made to be broken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 04:54:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 04:40:39 AM

So you'd have not seen The Flood?

No, I haven't.

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 04:40:39 AM

BTW, given your nick, can we call you coco for short?

Sure!

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 04:49:49 AM

I think rules are made to be broken.

Agreed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 04:58:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 04:49:49 AM

I think rules are made to be broken.

"Not my rules" -Dr. Tesla


 :P Well, I was just saying  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:02:24 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 04:54:56 AM

No, I haven't.

Given your username, that's quite an omission.

Quote from: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 04:58:16 AM

"Not my rules" -Dr. Tesla

All rules! I especially like breaking the laws of physics and logic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 05:09:26 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:02:24 AM

Given your username, that's quite an omission.

Is this it? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzh3HnbEy4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 05:19:38 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:02:24 AM

All rules! I especially like breaking the laws of physics and logic.

Then you will enjoy building this cube  ;D

(https://euler.slu.edu/escher/upload/thumb/c/cd/Impossible-cube.svg/487px-Impossible-cube.svg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2014, 05:21:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 28, 2014, 10:46:55 PM

I'm prepared.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/GabbroRockCreek1.jpg/220px-GabbroRockCreek1.jpg)

Are you sure?

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/kid-show-hold-white-business-blank-paper-sign-20814043.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:27:38 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 05:09:26 AM

Is this it? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCzh3HnbEy4

Yes and no. That's the music, but the original was for television and so had pictures too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:29:35 AM

Quote from: outin on January 29, 2014, 05:21:55 AM

Are you sure?

Yep.

(https://nextstepconsult.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/lit-match1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:31:22 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 05:19:38 AM

Then you will enjoy building this cube  ;D

Kindergarten stuff.

(https://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/234/b/9/impossible_shapes_by_theninja1111-d47i9qn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2014, 05:31:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:29:35 AM

Yep.

(https://nextstepconsult.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/lit-match1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:36:22 AM

Quote from: outin on January 29, 2014, 05:31:55 AM

Still works. If you have to keep it wrapped around a stick, it's still rendered ineffective against the rock.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2014, 05:42:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 05:36:22 AM

Still works. If you have to keep it wrapped around a stick, it's still rendered ineffective against the rock.

I'm sure it workd just as well wrapped around your rock  8)

Time to go to work...but I'll be back!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2014, 09:21:21 AM

Just admit defeat... I will be the last poster to this thread... Just you WATCH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: anima55 on January 29, 2014, 11:57:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2014, 09:21:21 AM

Just admit defeat... I will be the last poster to this thread... Just you WATCH!!!

...... is watching very closely .........  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 03:08:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2014, 09:21:21 AM

Just admit defeat... I will be the last poster to this thread... Just you WATCH!!!

You'll never win! Even if this still goes on when I die, I will force any possible children I may have to keep posting here! ;D I'll even adopt a kid if that is what it takes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 05:12:44 PM

Can a thread like this be locked down by an admin so no one ever posts again??  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 05:13:58 PM

Quote from: danny_pianist on January 29, 2014, 05:12:44 PM

Can a thread like this be locked down by an admin so no one ever posts again??  ::)

Probably.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2014, 10:53:49 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 29, 2014, 05:13:58 PM

Probably.

Not just probably but indubitably, as various locked threads on the forum attest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2014, 11:55:57 PM

Then my goal is to keep posting, in the hopes that Nils will lock it shortly after I post.    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 12:48:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2014, 11:55:57 PM

in the hopes that Nils will lock it shortly after I post.    :)

*** wonders if Nils takes cash.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 01:30:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 12:48:44 AM

*** wonders if Nils takes cash.....

Or credit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 01:53:40 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 01:30:19 AM

Or credit.

Cash is less traceable.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xf5Gq54Aa20/T1_acqY8KBI/AAAAAAAAD-M/I8xMSP2p5RY/s1600/11-bribe-300x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 02:15:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 01:53:40 AM

Cash is less traceable.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xf5Gq54Aa20/T1_acqY8KBI/AAAAAAAAD-M/I8xMSP2p5RY/s1600/11-bribe-300x300.jpg)

Just curious, do you find these pictures as you post, or do you have a collection?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 02:34:35 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 02:15:35 AM

Just curious, do you find these pictures as you post, or do you have a collection?

The two aren't exclusive. And anyway, I regard the internet as my own personal collection.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:07:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 12:48:44 AM

*** wonders if Nils takes cash.....

Think I'll pay him a visit one of these days...if my charms aren't enough I can always make him an offer he just cannot refuse  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 04:14:43 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:07:01 AM

I can always make him an offer he just cannot refuse  ;)

Like.... ?

(https://rlv.zcache.com/make_me_an_offer_i_cant_refuse_tell_me_to_sl_tshirt-r005c989e8590484595f74fe7e54e9ea3_804gs_512.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:19:03 AM

Rather

(https://rlv.zcache.co.uk/king_end_of_discussion_t_shirts-r0d22828e042643d99cfe110a5b7086f4_804gs_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 04:33:04 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:19:03 AM

Rather

(https://rome.mrdonn.org/horati1.gif)

Viva la revolution!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:36:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 04:33:04 AM

(https://rome.mrdonn.org/horati1.gif)

Viva la revolution!!

My apologies...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Idi_Amin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 04:46:12 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:36:41 AM

My apologies...

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

Not quite the revolution I had in mind. I hate it when that happens.

I'd raise you this guy, but that would be a very temporary thing...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kTr8vlVNVVk/TSFtW5BoA5I/AAAAAAAAFMY/-ltGQAuIOzs/s400/NO%252B6%252BLULE.jpg)
Yusuf Lule

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:50:47 AM

So you like nice guys? If we are going to start a revolution, why not yourself?  :-*

Then again...The esiest way to win would be to start a discussion on piano technique, wait for it to get offensive enough and report report it  ;D

Although this forum does not allow reporting one's own posts...strange... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 04:57:36 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:50:47 AM

So you like nice guys?

I'm not sure either he or I qualify.

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2014, 04:50:47 AM

Although this forum does not allow reporting one's own posts...strange... ::)

Why on earth would you know that?   :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2014, 05:08:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 04:57:36 AM

Why on earth would you know that?   :o

I've kind of tried a few times...  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 05:15:06 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2014, 05:08:12 AM

I've kind of tried a few times...  :-[

Perhaps if you wear the shirt when you next try...

(https://skreened.com/render-product/g/y/y/gyyjmoccbvahywngacak/i-ve-been-bad-girl.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.white.w380h440z1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 05:30:37 AM

I love this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 05:35:23 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 05:30:37 AM

I love this thread.

Really? You should hear what it says about you.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 05:42:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 05:35:23 AM

Really? You should hear what it says about you.  ;)

Because I'm so clueless, what does it say about me?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 05:45:20 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 05:42:18 AM

Because I'm so clueless, what does it say about me?

I'm sworn to secrecy, I'm sorry to say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 06:42:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2014, 05:45:20 AM

I'm sworn to secrecy, I'm sorry to say.

Oh, well that sucks. :P

Seriously, I think the majority of my posts are in this thread!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2014, 09:06:41 AM

Hey... I'm on my way to getting close to 2,000 posts...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 03:08:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2014, 09:06:41 AM

Hey... I'm on my way to getting close to 2,000 posts...

Remind me when you do so I can congratulate you! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on January 30, 2014, 04:16:48 PM

What I am about to do will have the same effect as everyone's posts....

bump

:P ::) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 04:26:03 PM

So..... How's life, everybody?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2014, 12:35:21 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 04:26:03 PM

So..... How's life, everybody?

Fine... just fine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 31, 2014, 12:53:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2014, 12:35:21 AM

Fine... just fine.

That's good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 02:03:53 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 30, 2014, 04:26:03 PM

So..... How's life, everybody?

Meh...

(https://www.decentcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/needcoffee3-450x332.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 31, 2014, 02:30:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 02:03:53 AM

Meh...

(https://www.decentcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/needcoffee3-450x332.jpg)

Well then, you should spend the time you're on piano forums sleeping.

*Silently hopes that you take my advice so that there is one less person to beat in this contest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 02:50:30 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 31, 2014, 02:30:12 AM

you should spend the time you're on piano forums sleeping.

I do already.

(https://coreyhaugen.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/young_man_asleep_at_computer.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2014, 03:45:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 02:50:30 AM

I do already.

(https://coreyhaugen.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/young_man_asleep_at_computer.jpg)

In general sleep typing seems to be a common problem, if judged by the quality of the material posted online  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 04:07:36 AM

Quote from: outin on January 31, 2014, 03:45:22 AM

In general sleep typing seems to be a common problem, if judged by the quality of the material posted online  ;D

I thought it was all down to these guys.

(https://snippettoons.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/trolls113.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2014, 04:36:11 AM

Can't think of anything relevant to say...but better post anyway in case the world ends in the next few seconds  :D

How about a cute kitten picture

(http://)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 04:40:22 AM

Quote from: outin on January 31, 2014, 04:36:11 AM

in case the world ends in the next few seconds 

Oh come on... Rach4 is too busy with his school work, and Val is still with her husband anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 31, 2014, 04:58:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 04:40:22 AM

Oh come on... Rach4 is too busy with his school work, and Val is still with her husband anyway.

He isn't the only one who can end the world you know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 05:18:15 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on January 31, 2014, 04:58:17 AM

He isn't the only one who can end the world you know.

I know, but he's the most credible threat at present.

I sleep soundly, btw.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on January 31, 2014, 07:27:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 31, 2014, 05:18:15 AM

I sleep soundly, btw.

Even though I don't know you, I'm glad!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2014, 09:04:25 AM

(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f57/wegotcoffee/drink_coffee-sleep.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 01, 2014, 12:44:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2014, 09:04:25 AM

(https://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f57/wegotcoffee/drink_coffee-sleep.jpg)

Yes, but you'll probably end up sleeping earlier than you would hope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2014, 03:02:17 AM

You don't really have to post here.  Just wait and be the last one to post.  You win.  With one post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2014, 04:44:19 AM

Yeah, but remember - at any point this thread could be closed - and we don't know when that will happen, so we may as well just post in the hopes we are the last one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2014, 04:55:46 AM

To close a thread there needs to be an argument.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on February 02, 2014, 01:17:29 AM

I have an argument!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 02, 2014, 01:42:04 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on February 02, 2014, 01:17:29 AM

I have an argument!

Oh? What argument do you have?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2014, 06:03:12 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on February 02, 2014, 01:17:29 AM

I have an argument!

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 02, 2014, 06:44:48 AM

I'm confused...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2014, 12:28:27 AM

Gotta love Monty Python...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 12:41:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2014, 12:28:27 AM

Gotta love Monty Python...

(https://cdn.memestache.com/2013/4/2/memestache.com_295214_1365847204.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 01:02:55 AM

Now I'm seriously confused...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 01:54:15 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 01:02:55 AM

Now I'm seriously confused...

It happens...

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4444071424/h7A86DD78/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 03:04:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 01:54:15 AM

It happens...

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4444071424/h7A86DD78/)

Hmmmm.... Is there a version of that with a dog instead?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 03:12:51 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 03:04:30 AM

Hmmmm.... Is there a version of that with a dog instead?

(https://blog.pawshpal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dumb_dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2014, 07:42:56 AM

Okay - anyone got a version with an elephant???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 07:40:18 PM

Just posting so perfect_pitch doesn't win.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 11:26:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2014, 07:42:56 AM

Okay - anyone got a version with an elephant???

Two elephants even!!

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1eg34Els_Uo/T2CgPsDQpOI/AAAAAAAAcwM/PkY_mV7R3G8/s400/ELEPHANTS%2BCAPITOL%25232.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 11:33:58 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 11:26:09 PM

Two elephants even!!

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1eg34Els_Uo/T2CgPsDQpOI/AAAAAAAAcwM/PkY_mV7R3G8/s400/ELEPHANTS%2BCAPITOL%25232.jpg)

How about a shark?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 11:50:21 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 11:33:58 PM

How about a shark?

Now you're just being silly.  :P

(https://files.divernet.com/data/images/1207_walking_sharks_epaulette.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 11:51:42 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 11:50:21 PM

Now you're just being silly.  :P

(https://files.divernet.com/data/images/1207_walking_sharks_epaulette.jpg)

Sea Sponge?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 11:58:41 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 11:51:42 PM

Sea Sponge?

Nope. It's actually a walking shark. Native to the waters off Indonesia. It refrains from any silliness in its gait, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 12:26:14 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 07:40:18 PM

Just posting so perfect_pitch doesn't win.  :P

You're just jealous of my EPIC AWESOME-NESS!!!

Also - 10 points for anyone who can find me a dinosaur with a funny walk.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 12:52:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2014, 11:58:41 PM

Nope. It's actually a walking shark. Native to the waters off Indonesia. It refrains from any silliness in its gait, though.

Actually, I was asking if you had an image of a sea sponge making a silly/confusing motion.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 12:26:14 AM

You're just jealous of my EPIC AWESOME-NESS!!!

Also - 10 points for anyone who can find me a dinosaur with a funny walk.     ;D

Yes, I admit I am.

What value do those points have?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 01:02:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 12:26:14 AM

Also - 10 points for anyone who can find me a dinosaur with a funny walk.     ;D

(https://i00.i.aliimg.com/img/pb/744/497/659/659497744_287.JPG)

Actually, being reptilian, they all had funny walks to our eyes .

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: khantallis123 on February 04, 2014, 02:03:38 AM

Thread closed. J_menz wins. Don't count this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: khantallis123 on February 04, 2014, 02:04:51 AM

When will lostinidleworld close this?
HE CAN'T.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 02:14:46 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 12:52:14 AM

Actually, I was asking if you had an image of a sea sponge making a silly/confusing motion.

Of course.

(https://0.tqn.com/d/kidscartoons/1/6/i/-/-/-/spongebob.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 03:55:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 02:14:46 AM

Of course.

(https://0.tqn.com/d/kidscartoons/1/6/i/-/-/-/spongebob.jpg)

Haha, how about a non-animated sea sponge?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 04:13:32 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 03:55:30 AM

Haha, how about a non-animated sea sponge?

About as unanimated as it gets...

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/85/233776906_65989e7ca1_z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 04:48:20 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 12:52:14 AM

What value do those points have?

They're worth about a million bitcoins each... Here's their current market value:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VbkCcpk0tzg/Tf8tAdHwVJI/AAAAAAAACwA/NPEd-DwFkSw/s1600/stock_graph_down_arrow.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 04, 2014, 04:52:28 AM

A mosquito?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 05:19:36 AM

Quote from: outin on February 04, 2014, 04:52:28 AM

A mosquito?

(https://media2.apnonline.com.au/img/media/images/2010/01/06/SCW_08-01-2010_NEWS_05_mosquito_fct479x295_t460.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 04, 2014, 05:49:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 05:19:36 AM

(https://media2.apnonline.com.au/img/media/images/2010/01/06/SCW_08-01-2010_NEWS_05_mosquito_fct479x295_t460.jpg)

Nice one...How about...a flatworm?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 05:53:42 AM

It's a bit difficult to see if it's trying to be silly or not, but with that colour it can't be expected to be taken too seriously.

(https://ak1.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/2262977/preview/stock-footage-cerise-flatworm-pseudoceros-ferrugineus-walking-underwater-in-fiji-islands.jpg)

(Pseudoceros ferrugineus)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 06:16:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 05:53:42 AM

It's a bit difficult to see if it's trying to be silly or not, but with that colour it can't be expected to be taken too seriously.

(https://ak1.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/2262977/preview/stock-footage-cerise-flatworm-pseudoceros-ferrugineus-walking-underwater-in-fiji-islands.jpg)

(Pseudoceros ferrugineus)

How about a slug?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 06:25:31 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 03, 2014, 07:40:18 PM

I don't deserve to win... All hail the winner - PERFECT_PITCH!!! HUZZAH!!!

Don't you just hate it when buggers mess around with quotes   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: coda_colossale on February 04, 2014, 02:14:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 06:25:31 AM

Don't you just hate it when buggers mess around with quotes   :)

Lol no.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 03:17:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2014, 06:25:31 AM

Don't you just hate it when buggers mess around with quotes   :) Also, stravinskylover is winner for all eternity! There s nobody better than him, not even me!

Nope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2014, 11:01:28 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 06:16:04 AM

How about a slug?

What kind?

(https://eslblogs.englishclub.com/english/files/2013/01/vocab-slugs.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 12:10:01 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 04, 2014, 03:17:15 PM

Nope.

PFFFFT... How original...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 05, 2014, 12:11:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 12:10:01 AM

PFFFFT... How original...

Hey, you started it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on February 05, 2014, 02:41:18 AM

Hi everyone  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 05, 2014, 02:53:23 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on February 05, 2014, 02:41:18 AM

Hi everyone  :D

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1711634176/h59F8DC94/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 05, 2014, 02:59:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 05, 2014, 02:53:23 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1711634176/h59F8DC94/)

That's creepy looking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 03:01:43 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 05, 2014, 12:11:30 AM

Hey, you started it.

Yeah - I started it... You COPIED!!! That's just cheating...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 05, 2014, 03:13:50 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 05, 2014, 02:59:21 AM

That's creepy looking.

Not half as creepy as their neighbours..

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/natural/picture/170571/83578584.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 04:24:04 AM

What is the internet's fascination with animals, for goodness sake???

100 years from now, historians are going to think the internet was created simply to post pictures of cats in funny situations to each other.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 05, 2014, 04:36:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 04:24:04 AM

100 years from now, historians are going to think the internet was created simply to post pictures of cats in funny situations to each other.

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/01/ea/b4/01eab463c58542c3adfc0e7de2425aa0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 10:57:26 AM

I'm sorry, I'm going to change my quote:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 04:24:04 AM

10 years from now, historians are going to think the internet was created simply to post pictures of cats in funny situations to each other.

I will admit though - that's one boss-looking cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 05, 2014, 10:26:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2014, 04:24:04 AM

10 years from now, historians are going to think the internet was created simply to post pictures of cats in funny situations to each other.

It has other purposes:

(https://litteration.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/the_internet_simplified1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2014, 12:42:02 AM

Hey... I'm all for the internet being remembered as the integrator of porn to the masses (me being in my teenage years and the only kid with internet in a 10-block radius - I became extremely popular that year, can't figure out why)

But not as a system of delivering CAT PICTURES!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 06, 2014, 12:47:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2014, 12:42:02 AM

Hey... I'm all for the internet being remembered as the integrator of porn to the masses (me being in my teenage years and the only kid with internet in a 10-block radius - I became extremely popular that year, can't figure out why)

But not as a system of delivering CAT PICTURES!!!

But surely that's the cover for when your mother walks in.

EDIT: Unless you're caught... ummmm ....  red handed, in which case it might makes things worse.  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2014, 04:11:45 AM

I will admit that I was lucky enough not to be caught 'red-handed', although at one point I did look up porn with a couple of friends, and it wasn't till the following day that my mother decided to phone the ISP and found out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 06, 2014, 04:17:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2014, 04:11:45 AM

I will admit that I was lucky enough not to be caught 'red-handed', although at one point I did look up porn with a couple of friends, and it wasn't till the following day that my mother decided to phone the ISP and found out.

 ;D

See, cat pictures would have been so much better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 06, 2014, 04:29:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 06, 2014, 04:17:36 AM

;D

See, cat pictures would have been so much better.

What about dog pictures?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 06, 2014, 04:32:59 AM

Coincidentally, I just stumbled across this (https://www.theguardian.com/world/australia-news-blog/2014/feb/06/replacing-abbott-with-kittens-qa-with-the-co-creator-of-stop-tony-meow).

perfect_pitch's next birthday present is in the bag!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2014, 05:27:09 AM

How about an extension on PS replacing "Bach" with "cat" and "Chopin" with "kitten"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2014, 06:22:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 06, 2014, 04:32:59 AM

Coincidentally, I just stumbled across this (https://www.theguardian.com/world/australia-news-blog/2014/feb/06/replacing-abbott-with-kittens-qa-with-the-co-creator-of-stop-tony-meow).

If you can get one which replaces generic cut-out boozing celebrities with pictures of cats, there's a million-dollar idea right there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on February 06, 2014, 06:54:13 PM

I win, you lose.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: coda_colossale on February 06, 2014, 09:53:51 PM

Lol no.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2014, 12:20:42 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on February 06, 2014, 06:54:13 PM

I win, you lose.

NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN THAL... Not when I'm around.    :)   

Out of curiosity though, why do you ALWAYS sign your name at the bottom of every post???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2014, 04:39:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2014, 12:20:42 AM

Out of curiosity though, why do you ALWAYS sign your name at the bottom of every post???

To remind us of what's important of course!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 07, 2014, 05:07:11 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Er9Kf-tw9xI/Us4wu6DARaI/AAAAAAAAGug/w6R7FDaQxF0/s1600/apropos.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 07, 2014, 05:42:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 07, 2014, 05:07:11 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Er9Kf-tw9xI/Us4wu6DARaI/AAAAAAAAGug/w6R7FDaQxF0/s1600/apropos.png)

What does apropos mean?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2014, 06:58:50 AM

Reference of nothing... if I'm not mistaken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 07, 2014, 11:16:25 AM

Here I was enjoying my winnings only to find out that it has been taken from underneath my nose! INSOLENCE!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2014, 12:15:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 07, 2014, 11:16:25 AM

Here I was enjoying my winnings only to find out that it has been taken from underneath my nose! INSOLENCE!!!!!

REALLY??? What a bastard... Who is the blaggard who stole your crowned victory???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 08, 2014, 04:40:38 AM

So... I win! ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2014, 04:59:17 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 08, 2014, 04:40:38 AM

So... I win! ;D

NOPE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 08, 2014, 05:34:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2014, 04:59:17 AM

NOPE!!!

YEP!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2014, 06:43:24 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 08, 2014, 05:34:46 AM

YEP!!!

NUH-UUGH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 08, 2014, 10:33:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2014, 06:43:24 AM

NUH-UUGH!!!

YEAH-HUH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2014, 01:43:02 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 08, 2014, 10:33:36 PM

YEAH-HUH!!!

I'M TELLING MOM...



MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!



(This thread is getting ridiculous, isn't it? - Just give up and declare me the winner)    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 09, 2014, 02:37:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2014, 01:43:02 AM

I'M TELLING MOM...



MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!



(This thread is getting ridiculous, isn't it? - Just give up and declare me the winner)    ;D

Hahahaha! NEVER!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 09, 2014, 04:17:53 AM

If we wanted a real winner, we could pick someone and let them have the last post.

I think that would still end up being temporary though. Someone would pull up the thread a year or so later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on February 09, 2014, 09:31:26 AM

here is a minipost to win the top prize ... BOOO!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 09, 2014, 12:17:40 PM

I could read that!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2014, 01:24:15 PM

Quote from: emill on February 09, 2014, 09:31:26 AM

here is a minipost to win the top prize ... BOOO!!!

No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 09, 2014, 03:30:57 PM

Too small this one  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 09, 2014, 03:35:34 PM

Just copy/paste it to link bar :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 09, 2014, 04:01:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 09, 2014, 03:35:34 PM

Just copy/paste it to link bar :)

I did but I wanted to post anyway  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2014, 10:11:27 PM

ME TOO!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 09, 2014, 11:05:12 PM

(https://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hmpg.jpg)

Oh, and look who's here!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 10, 2014, 03:14:56 AM

Who's here?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 10, 2014, 03:25:07 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 10, 2014, 03:14:56 AM

Who's here?  :o

(https://momspirational.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/i-am-md.png)

Naturellement.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on February 10, 2014, 10:04:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2014, 01:24:15 PM

No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.

No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.
No matter what you do, there will always be someone willing to take it to the extreme.

 :) ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2014, 10:15:06 PM

Hey... Someone took the time to find out what I wrote.    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 11, 2014, 12:31:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2014, 10:15:06 PM

Hey... Someone took the time to find out what I wrote.    :)

It wasn't me, I assure you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 11, 2014, 03:40:25 AM

emill has been watching too much Star Wars.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 11, 2014, 04:12:34 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 11, 2014, 03:40:25 AM

emill has been watching too much Star Wars.

(https://iquotewho.com/graphics/love/too-much-is-never-enough.PNG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 11, 2014, 05:49:39 AM

Good Morning, everyone!

Or at least it's morning...here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on February 11, 2014, 08:33:48 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 11, 2014, 03:40:25 AM

emill has been watching too much Star Wars.  

How did you know???  God!!  the force may really be with YOU!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2014, 10:19:29 PM

I felt like posting because everyone needs to hear my voice every now and then.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 11, 2014, 10:40:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2014, 10:19:29 PM

everyone needs to hear my voice every now and then.   

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c3/9e/6a/c39e6a3cc157cf7e7700ce488db59a92.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2014, 11:19:45 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 11, 2014, 10:40:32 PM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c3/9e/6a/c39e6a3cc157cf7e7700ce488db59a92.jpg)

You really don't know me that well... it's the normality I tend to suppress.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 12, 2014, 04:38:24 PM

So everyone, I have some news for you that may surprise you. I win. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 12, 2014, 10:14:46 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 12, 2014, 04:38:24 PM

So everyone, I have some news for you that may surprise you. I win. ;D

Your news has been fact checked. Sorry to say, it's

(https://static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com/politifact/photos/mfalse2011.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2014, 10:15:48 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 12, 2014, 04:38:24 PM

So everyone, I have some news for you that may surprise you. I win. ;D

Congratulations... Here's a (https://australiandirectmarketingassociation.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cookie.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 12, 2014, 10:32:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2014, 10:15:48 PM

a

(https://global3.memecdn.com/mmmm-cookie_o_1385705.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2014, 12:23:01 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 12, 2014, 10:32:04 PM

(https://global3.memecdn.com/mmmm-cookie_o_1385705.jpg)

Someone needs to develop a little self-restraint then...    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 13, 2014, 09:32:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2014, 10:15:48 PM

Congratulations... Here's a (https://australiandirectmarketingassociation.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cookie.gif)

Thanks!

Quote from: j_menz on February 12, 2014, 10:32:04 PM

(https://global3.memecdn.com/mmmm-cookie_o_1385705.jpg)

So true.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2014, 12:23:01 PM

Someone needs to develop a little self-restraint then...    ;)

I have other people to restrain me, so I don't need to.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2014, 10:19:06 PM

Cool...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 13, 2014, 10:47:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2014, 12:23:01 PM

Someone needs to develop a little self-restraint then...    ;)

(https://mrbarlow.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/self-control.jpg?w=300&h=224)

BTW - note of caution. Searching for "restraint" pictures can broaden your mind!  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2014, 10:56:53 AM

You mean, like this???

(https://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/theguitarhero1/TV%20Shows/Spaced/self-restraint.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 14, 2014, 04:20:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2014, 10:56:53 AM

You mean, like this???

(https://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/theguitarhero1/TV%20Shows/Spaced/self-restraint.jpg)

That is a violent soldier there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2014, 12:10:04 AM

It's SIMON PEGG for goodness sake!!!

Hardly dangerous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 15, 2014, 12:19:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2014, 12:10:04 AM

It's SIMON PEGG for goodness sake!!!

Hardly dangerous.

Who is Simon Pegg (I really don't know)?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 15, 2014, 02:10:42 AM

He's Mrs Pegg's son, quite a nice person.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 15, 2014, 03:33:53 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 15, 2014, 02:10:42 AM

He's Mrs Pegg's son, quite a nice person.

So who's Mrs. Pegg?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2014, 01:06:44 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 15, 2014, 03:33:53 AM

So who's Mrs. Pegg?

Mr. Pegg's wife!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 16, 2014, 11:31:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2014, 01:06:44 PM

Mr. Pegg's wife!    ;D

True, but not Simon's father.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 17, 2014, 05:46:59 AM

He owes me money, the Bars tard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 17, 2014, 04:52:06 PM

What the heck is going on here?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 17, 2014, 05:38:03 PM

It's time for me to post again.

Done.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on February 17, 2014, 08:36:08 PM

I win.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 17, 2014, 08:43:12 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on February 17, 2014, 08:36:08 PM

I win.

Thal

You couldn't have been more wrong. I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 17, 2014, 09:59:13 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 17, 2014, 08:43:12 PM

You couldn't have been more wrong. I win.

You took the words right out of my keyboard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2014, 10:15:01 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on February 17, 2014, 08:36:08 PM

I win.

You mean... you WERE WINNING!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 17, 2014, 10:39:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2014, 10:15:01 PM

You mean... you WERE WINNING!    ;D

Just goes to show...

(https://i1.cpcache.com/product/284183452/patton_fleeting_glory_quote_wall_clock.jpg?height=225&width=225)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 18, 2014, 04:22:38 AM

Very true j_menz.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 18, 2014, 04:35:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 18, 2014, 04:22:38 AM

Very true j_menz.

Well, ole blood and guts gets some of the credit (even if he was only misquoting Napoleon).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2014, 12:48:10 PM

I'm BACK!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 18, 2014, 04:54:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2014, 12:48:10 PM

I'm BACK!!!

Welcome back!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 18, 2014, 10:05:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2014, 12:48:10 PM

I'm BACK!!!

Cool. This was left for you...

(https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8157/7454590054_eabf30a0a5_z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

I don't have a cat... Are you sure it wasn't a drunken burglar - blaming it on the cat???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 18, 2014, 10:37:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2014, 10:18:47 PM

I don't have a cat... Are you sure it wasn't a drunken burglar - blaming it on the cat???

I plead the fifth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2014, 05:39:06 AM

That cat is talented it can write in English and do ticks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 19, 2014, 09:58:31 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2014, 05:39:06 AM

That cat is talented it can write in English and do ticks.

Seems quaintly old fashioned to me.

(https://theweeklycat.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/clever-cat-400x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2014, 10:19:54 PM

Plus they're very tasty with BBQ sauce.   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 19, 2014, 10:47:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2014, 10:19:54 PM

Plus they're very tasty with BBQ sauce.   :)

Mmmmmmmmm... Furry!

(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/04/alspics.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perprocrastinate on February 20, 2014, 01:15:57 AM

Well, since this thread has descended into total randomness, I figure I might as well contribute now with an amusing anecdote.

Earlier today, I was in the mood to listen to some Rachmaninoff. I wasn't really sure if I wanted to listen to a concerto or a sonata, but had something in mind, so in goes the YouTube search bar, "rachmaninoff piano sonata no 3".

I thought for a second, then burst out laughing. Oh, brain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 20, 2014, 01:48:09 AM

Quote from: perprocrastinate on February 20, 2014, 01:15:57 AM

Well, since this thread has descended into total randomness,

Descended??  Reread from the start and point to a place where it wasn't totally random.

 

Quote from: perprocrastinate on February 20, 2014, 01:15:57 AM

"rachmaninoff piano sonata no 3".

I thought for a second, then burst out laughing. Oh, brain.

Quite. The quote marks are superfluous.  It's my favourite Rach Sonata, btw. Much in the manner Thalbergmad is especially fond of Schumann's Second Piano Concerto.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 20, 2014, 04:59:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 19, 2014, 10:47:51 PM

Mmmmmmmmm... Furry!

(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/04/alspics.jpg)

I don't like tabby hair in my food...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 20, 2014, 05:08:47 AM

Quote from: outin on February 20, 2014, 04:59:32 AM

I don't like tabby hair in my food...

Solved.....

(https://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/KitimmacSkinACat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 20, 2014, 05:12:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 20, 2014, 05:08:47 AM

Solved.....

(https://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/KitimmacSkinACat.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2014, 01:53:49 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 20, 2014, 05:08:47 AM

(https://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/KitimmacSkinACat.jpg)

That SO looks photo-shopped.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 20, 2014, 04:50:29 PM

Why are cats more popular than dogs (especially in memes)?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 20, 2014, 10:08:16 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 20, 2014, 04:50:29 PM

Why are cats more popular than dogs (especially in memes)?

(https://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-people-vs-dog-people-W630.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 20, 2014, 10:22:23 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 20, 2014, 10:08:16 PM

(https://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-people-vs-dog-people-W630.jpg)

Good point.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 21, 2014, 02:49:40 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 20, 2014, 10:22:23 PM

Good point.

That's because I used one of these....

(https://thumbs.gograph.com/gg64297087.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 02:58:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 21, 2014, 02:49:40 AM

That's because I used one of these....

(https://thumbs.gograph.com/gg64297087.jpg)

This is rather random, but do you prefer mechanical pencils or regular pencils?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on February 21, 2014, 03:20:26 AM

Quote from: perprocrastinate on February 20, 2014, 01:15:57 AM

Well, since this thread has descended into total randomness.  . . . . . .  

(https://loldebian.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/randomness.png)

 ;D :D ;) :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 21, 2014, 04:20:08 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 02:58:13 AM

This is rather random, but do you prefer mechanical pencils or regular pencils?

Irregular ones.

(https://img0083.popscreencdn.com/125963102_amazoncom-carton-of-irregular-verb-pencils-office-.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perprocrastinate on February 21, 2014, 04:37:20 AM

Someone suggest me a breakfast for tomorrow morning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 21, 2014, 05:00:52 AM

Quote from: perprocrastinate on February 21, 2014, 04:37:20 AM

Someone suggest me a breakfast for tomorrow morning.

(https://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/garfield_smile1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 05:24:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 21, 2014, 04:20:08 AM

Irregular ones.

(https://img0083.popscreencdn.com/125963102_amazoncom-carton-of-irregular-verb-pencils-office-.jpg)

In what way are those irregular other than the writing on the pencil?

Quote from: j_menz on February 21, 2014, 05:00:52 AM

(https://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/garfield_smile1.jpg)

I wasn't aware that smiles provided the body with the energy to perform one's daily tasks. I'll try it tommorow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 21, 2014, 05:47:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2014, 01:53:49 PM

That SO looks photo-shopped.

It's not, hairless animals are pretty common. How about a cute little rat?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gH02hdlec00/TgPJuFzBVJI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Dhq0CdSnx_g/s1600/346653397_ea32d620ed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 21, 2014, 05:48:53 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 05:24:36 AM

In what way are those irregular other than the writing on the pencil?

Are you colour blind maybe?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 07:28:17 AM

Quote from: outin on February 21, 2014, 05:48:53 AM

Are you colour blind maybe?  ;D

No, but I didn't think a different color made pencils irregular.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:02:57 AM

Mmmm - I forgot to post for a day and we have rats, pencils and a random post from Dilbert...

ADMIT IT... You missed me.    :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 21, 2014, 11:21:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:02:57 AM

Mmmm - I forgot to post for a day and we have rats, pencils and a random post from Dilbert...

ADMIT IT... You missed me.    :D

Sure, I missed you :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:47:44 AM

Well... It's always nice to be missed.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 11:15:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:47:44 AM

Well... It's always nice to be missed.    ;D

We were all PMing each other, wondering when you would post again. That's how much we missed you. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:26:50 PM

Absence does make the hearth grow fonder    :'(

My 1965th post... cool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 23, 2014, 02:30:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:26:50 PM

Absence does make the hearth grow fonder    :'(

My 1965th post... cool.

You're up to 1966 now... Some great things were born that year!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2014, 10:07:30 PM

I'm almost there...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 23, 2014, 11:20:04 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on February 21, 2014, 05:24:36 AM

In what way are those irregular other than the writing on the pencil?

It is the writing. French irregular verbs.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 23, 2014, 11:21:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2014, 11:02:57 AM

ADMIT IT... You missed me.    :D

I admit it. Won't happen again though, I'm taking lessons.

(https://site.ghilliesuitsonline.com/images/armysniper.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 24, 2014, 05:21:58 AM

*post* ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2014, 11:58:09 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 23, 2014, 11:21:48 PM

I admit it. Won't happen again though, I'm taking lessons.

(https://site.ghilliesuitsonline.com/images/armysniper.jpg)

Good luck finding me...    ;D

(https://www.thedrum.com/uploads/drum_basic_article/97639/main_images/WheresWallyAtWembley_6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on February 24, 2014, 12:47:50 PM

I win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on February 24, 2014, 03:18:47 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on February 24, 2014, 12:47:50 PM

I win

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're funny!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on February 24, 2014, 04:12:49 PM

I know

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 24, 2014, 10:15:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2014, 11:58:09 AM

Good luck finding me...    ;D

Hmm.... weapons upgrade time, methinks.

(https://erobertson265.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/atomic-bomb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2014, 10:18:38 PM

Always thinking small...

(https://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 24, 2014, 10:35:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2014, 10:18:38 PM

Always thinking small...

Seems kinda unstable.

(https://modestbob.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/death_star_exploding.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 24, 2014, 11:23:14 PM

That's because it is. This is better ;D

(https://www.dailygalaxy.com/.a/6a00d8341bf7f753ef019101fcec3f970c-pi)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 25, 2014, 03:52:04 AM

I prefer to do it less messy

(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=s5aXy1iwAzZ-2M&tbnid=l5LkRIbnpoNSsM&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgrist.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F12%2Fshattered-earth-istock-463w.jpg&ei=ExMMU5H2OYmGywOIloHQCA&psig=AFQjCNEump5UILPy9Q0j4vRIeaQehwAMLQ&ust=1393386644002244)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 25, 2014, 05:23:55 AM

Quote from: outin on February 25, 2014, 03:52:04 AM

I prefer to do it less messy

(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=s5aXy1iwAzZ-2M&tbnid=l5LkRIbnpoNSsM&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgrist.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F12%2Fshattered-earth-istock-463w.jpg&ei=ExMMU5H2OYmGywOIloHQCA&psig=AFQjCNEump5UILPy9Q0j4vRIeaQehwAMLQ&ust=1393386644002244)

Haha:

I believe you mean...


(https://grist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/shattered-earth-istock-463w.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 25, 2014, 05:28:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 25, 2014, 05:23:55 AM

Haha:

I believe you mean...


(https://grist.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/shattered-earth-istock-463w.jpg)

Oops! Thanks!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 25, 2014, 05:29:57 AM

Quote from: outin on February 25, 2014, 05:28:12 AM

Oops! Thanks!

You're most welcome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 25, 2014, 06:09:44 AM

What's the topic at hand?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2014, 01:39:53 PM

Something about procrastination and time-wasting... I think.     :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 25, 2014, 07:41:19 PM

Good, what I do best. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 25, 2014, 09:57:11 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 25, 2014, 07:41:19 PM

Good, what I do best. ::)

Were that true, you'd have put off posting that.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2014, 10:20:33 PM

Hey there...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 25, 2014, 10:33:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2014, 10:20:33 PM

Hey there...

(https://www.pictures88.com/p/hi_hello/hi_hello_003.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cometear on February 25, 2014, 10:48:51 PM

All your efforts have been crushed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 26, 2014, 12:08:56 AM

Quote from: cometear on February 25, 2014, 10:48:51 PM

All your efforts have been crushed!

Nope, just my ice.

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001551155/444466964_crushedice_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 26, 2014, 05:32:01 AM

Trivia time! Where is this place?

(https://jankocian.smugmug.com/Travel/Aleutians/i-gMSnsf8/0/Ti/Alexai%20Pt%208886%20S%20-Ti.jpg)

(https://jankocian.smugmug.com/Travel/Aleutians/i-gDsQRDh/0/M/Attu%208686%20W%20end%202S-M.jpg)

(https://jankocian.smugmug.com/Travel/Aleutians/i-FJ22vGZ/0/M/101489%20Cold%20Mtn%20from%20Vander%20S%20-M.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 26, 2014, 05:35:27 AM

Apologies for the little picture at the top. :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 26, 2014, 08:21:01 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 26, 2014, 05:32:01 AM

Trivia time! Where is this place?

(https://jankocian.smugmug.com/Travel/Aleutians/i-gMSnsf8/0/Ti/Alexai%20Pt%208886%20S%20-Ti.jpg)

(https://jankocian.smugmug.com/Travel/Aleutians/i-gDsQRDh/0/M/Attu%208686%20W%20end%202S-M.jpg)

(https://jankocian.smugmug.com/Travel/Aleutians/i-FJ22vGZ/0/M/101489%20Cold%20Mtn%20from%20Vander%20S%20-M.jpg)

That's too easy: Planet earth of course.

And one could of course check the name on the link for other clues...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2014, 11:24:03 AM

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Quote from: j_menz on February 25, 2014, 10:33:05 PM

(https://www.pictures88.com/p/hi_hello/hi_hello_003.jpg)

Perfectly framed.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 26, 2014, 01:00:30 PM

Good work!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2014, 01:31:32 PM

Thank you... good to see Genius is appreciated.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 26, 2014, 05:21:43 PM

Stupid links >:( forgot about that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 26, 2014, 10:02:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2014, 11:24:03 AM

Perfectly framed.    ;D

Drat!

(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-frc3/c0.5.180.180/s160x160/29850_119246534777126_7339650_a.jpg?lvh=1)

I so hate it when that happens!  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2014, 10:17:19 PM

Despite the fact that it is now 6:15 in the morning... I feel so compelled to write something here, simply to make me feel like a winner.

Is that the psychological point of all this - to make us all winners deep down, if only on a subconscious level???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 26, 2014, 10:25:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2014, 10:17:19 PM

Is that the psychological point of all this - to make us all winners deep down, if only on a subconscious level???

Nope. Just me.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cometear on February 27, 2014, 01:21:21 AM

Newbs

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2014, 01:44:21 AM

Quote from: cometear on February 27, 2014, 01:21:21 AM

Lots of christmas things for a church gig and choir gig  :P

You're either getting in very early, or you've neglected to update your signature.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 05:00:09 AM

Who's the noob any way?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2014, 05:23:02 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 05:00:09 AM

Who's the noob any way?

Just use this guide:

(https://jpegy.com/images/uploads/2012/06/noob-you-no-life.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 06:36:26 AM

No picture :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2014, 12:16:57 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 06:36:26 AM

No picture :'(

Use your imagination...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cometear on February 27, 2014, 08:13:26 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2014, 01:44:21 AM

You're either getting in very early, or you've neglected to update your signature.

You got me there :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 10:14:01 PM

Quote

Use your imagination...

HOW COULD YOU!!!? I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE MODS IF YOU DON'T CEASE THESE BELLIGERANT ATTACKS AT ONCE!!! YOU DARE POST SUCH VIOLENT IMAGERY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2014, 10:16:10 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 10:14:01 PM

HOW COULD YOU!!!? I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE MODS IF YOU DON'T CEASE THESE BELLIGERANT ATTACKS AT ONCE!!! YOU DARE POST SUCH VIOLENT IMAGERY!!!

Okay...... then... Seek a psychologist then???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2014, 10:50:42 PM

Quote from: cometear on February 27, 2014, 08:13:26 PM

You got me there :P

 ;D

BTW, suggestion for a contemporary piece:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 10:54:38 PM

Quote

Okay...... then... Seek a psychologist then???    Grin

What! You said use your imagination.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2014, 11:24:36 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 10:54:38 PM

What! You said use your imagination.  8)

Yeah, but not like that!  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 11:58:05 PM

How do you know, maybe the worst my imagination came up with was swatting butterflies. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 28, 2014, 12:03:42 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 27, 2014, 11:58:05 PM

How do you know, maybe the worst my imagination came up with was swatting butterflies. ;D

Until you tried to swat this guy, then it all went horribly wrong.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NAhq-qSijVw/TSUDBVwHweI/AAAAAAAAArw/lHWg3XqxWiQ/s1600/Butterfly%2BAttack.JPG)

Oh, the horror!  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 28, 2014, 01:30:04 AM

I was named after a parking spot
(https://mwcma.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/visitor-parking.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 28, 2014, 02:35:45 AM

Wow, named after asphalt how cool is that! :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on February 28, 2014, 02:39:37 AM

indecently I think I'll post topic change. STAR WARS vs STAR TREK who would win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 28, 2014, 02:40:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 28, 2014, 01:30:04 AM

I was named after a parking spot

Hmmm.. Just wondering if this works

(https://2.imimg.com/data2/RY/HI/MY-587674/visitor-management-software-250x250.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2014, 10:45:15 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on February 28, 2014, 02:39:37 AM

indecently I think I'll post topic change. STAR WARS vs STAR TREK who would win.

What an exciting and TOTALLY ORIGINAL idea... I don't think there's ever been a thread about that in the history of the internet...

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/jiFfM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 01, 2014, 01:17:23 PM

I am quite tired if all these restrictions
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5187/5656648148_7a98b3a012_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 01, 2014, 01:20:40 PM

(https://www.mysecuritysign.com/img/lg/S/Visitor-Register-Office-Notice-Sign-S-1211.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2014, 01:32:42 PM

If we're posting caution signs...

(https://static.rcgroups.net/forums/attachments/1/1/6/0/6/6/a4004213-134-Caution%20This%20Sign%20Has%20Sharp%20Edges.jpg?d=1305124176)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 01, 2014, 03:53:50 PM

For PMS days:

(https://www.safetysign.com/images/catlog/product/large/K1331.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2014, 02:24:59 AM

No problem... Just remember:

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-it-s-just-the-time-of-the-month.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 12:06:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2014, 02:24:59 AM

No problem... Just remember:

Haha, way to quieten a room.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2014, 12:15:21 AM

I know... for almost 24 hours, I was enjoying the silence.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 12:39:06 AM

Sorry, but it really was ...

(https://img3.cliparto.com/pic/xl/235034/4138269-time-to-break-silence.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2014, 01:42:43 AM

Please show me some respect and stop responding so I can win. Thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 01:56:18 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2014, 01:42:43 AM

Please show me some respect and stop responding so I can win. Thank you.

(https://www.indepthinfo.com/raspberries/images/raspberry-tongue.jpg)

Not likely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2014, 02:06:13 AM

How dare you!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 02:18:23 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2014, 02:06:13 AM

!!

Shouldn't one of those be a question mark?

My gall is astonishing, I know.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2014, 06:20:46 AM

I think I need to figure out a way to constantly spam this thread... but in the meantime I'll just do it manually, here you are:

(https://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spam.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 10:14:49 PM

Quote from: outin on March 03, 2014, 06:20:46 AM

I think I need to figure out a way to constantly spam this thread...

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001419621/stop_this_spam_xlarge.jpeg)

You have been warned.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2014, 10:18:16 PM

Go ahead... I'm more of a cat person anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 10:22:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2014, 10:18:16 PM

I'm more of a cat person anyway.

I'd guessed. I've seen the film.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ9ZNF-nD44/UGijdEjqwmI/AAAAAAAAFaM/TdPaU58Nwl8/s320/1940s-Curse-Of-The-Cat-People.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2014, 04:13:28 AM

I'll shoot shoot the dog for you and use it to make more spam :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 04, 2014, 04:20:18 AM

Quote from: outin on March 04, 2014, 04:13:28 AM

I'll shoot shoot the dog for you and use it to make more spam :)

Yummy!

(https://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/spamhotdogs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2014, 04:36:53 AM

Someone beat me to it then  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2014, 02:31:12 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 03, 2014, 10:22:21 PM

I'd guessed. I've seen the film.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ9ZNF-nD44/UGijdEjqwmI/AAAAAAAAFaM/TdPaU58Nwl8/s320/1940s-Curse-Of-The-Cat-People.jpg)

I'll admit - I've never seen the film. Looks bloody ancient. When did it come out?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 04, 2014, 10:45:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2014, 02:31:12 PM

I'll admit - I've never seen the film. Looks bloody ancient. When did it come out?

1944 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curse_of_the_Cat_People).

How do you expect to win if you keep asking questions?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 04, 2014, 10:49:59 PM

I am superb

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 04, 2014, 10:54:19 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 04, 2014, 10:49:59 PM

I am superb

Your capacity for self delusion is indeed awe inspiring.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 05, 2014, 12:02:43 AM

I'm back! Who's ready to lose?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 05, 2014, 02:31:53 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 05, 2014, 12:02:43 AM

I'm back! Who's ready to lose?

Apparently not you, despite the ridiculous futility of your position.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 05, 2014, 07:57:23 AM

Bloody Aussies. I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2014, 10:58:05 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 05, 2014, 07:57:23 AM

Bloody Aussies. I win.

Pfffft.... Scottish are more cynical - we win everything!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 05, 2014, 10:42:18 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 05, 2014, 07:57:23 AM

Bloody Aussies. I win.

Just like in the cricket?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 06, 2014, 01:24:01 AM

Don't you know you can never beat an American!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 06, 2014, 02:48:30 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 06, 2014, 01:24:01 AM

Don't you know you can never beat an American!  ;D

Apparently you can (https://myfivebest.com/the-greatest-military-defeats-in-u-s-history/).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 06, 2014, 03:48:46 AM

No,no,no,what you fail to see is that since I'm American I always win even if I lose---I win. That's how all Americans think! So sorry your bound lose. ;D :'(

(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1smsboCrV8-a17agrq6eguJQVAO7DR8XC92fG_iWTpo1h0IsQ)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2014, 10:56:20 AM

Scotland rules...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 06, 2014, 11:46:38 AM

Scotland is crap

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 06, 2014, 02:39:26 PM

What's going on here?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 06, 2014, 05:07:01 PM

International patriotism with the possibility of severe bias. Isn't that how it always works though.

DOWN WITH SCOTLAND

UP WITH AMERICA

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 06, 2014, 05:07:51 PM

Okay then. GO AMERICA!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 06, 2014, 10:00:14 PM

(https://www.thequotefactory.com/irep/en/2/2RA1P5QA6MIQ9_1Q974QK6_PL_P_LS.jpg)

Cheers, boys!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2014, 10:18:39 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 06, 2014, 11:46:38 AM

Scotland is crap

Proof that it isn't...

(https://www.danmurphys.com.au/media/DM/Product/750x2000/902548_0_9999_v1_m56577569838916058.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 06, 2014, 10:20:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2014, 10:18:39 PM

Proof that it isn't...

LOL. Real Scotch aficionados go for single malts, not overpriced blends.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 02:44:46 AM

This is a real mans drink   ;D
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCU1c77HiFPI_QpeZ2QRfJ1FcVszRTPjGbf--4aBUM8AJq18YP)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2014, 04:44:34 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 02:44:46 AM

This is a real mans drink   ;D
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCU1c77HiFPI_QpeZ2QRfJ1FcVszRTPjGbf--4aBUM8AJq18YP)

That's just proof of the ability of the Americans to ruin things invented by others...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 04:57:38 AM

Everything is better with corn ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2014, 05:11:41 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 04:57:38 AM

Everything is better with corn ;)

Nope...and especially not cat food...makes them throw up on the carpets... >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2014, 01:57:14 PM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2014, 04:44:34 AM

That's just proof of the ability of the Americans to ruin things invented by others...

My sentiments exactly...

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 02:44:46 AM

This is a real mans drink   ;D
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCU1c77HiFPI_QpeZ2QRfJ1FcVszRTPjGbf--4aBUM8AJq18YP)

That's a liquid for barely legal adults who like drinking crap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 07, 2014, 04:40:12 PM

hic

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2014, 05:47:04 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 07, 2014, 04:40:12 PM

hic

transit gloria

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 07, 2014, 07:02:37 PM

I have just got back from the carvery.

Nothing like a good old fashioned roast,washed down with a gallon of ale.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 07, 2014, 08:27:05 PM

Who here thinks they can beat me here? Because you can't. I am winning right now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 08:39:01 PM

How many times do we have to tell you, YOU CANT WIN!!!!
So give us all the advantage and don't even try.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2014, 11:23:46 PM

(https://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nevery-try-quote-by-homer-simpson.png)

I'm going to win this, and you know it. I won the First post wins thread.    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 11:39:20 PM

The title of the thread is "Last post wins!!!!!" soooooo, I believe I will win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 07, 2014, 11:39:57 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 07, 2014, 11:39:20 PM

The title of the thread is "Last post wins!!!!!" soooooo, I believe I will win.

You believe wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 08, 2014, 02:06:09 AM

He does indeed.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2014, 04:13:31 AM

Replying simply to be a winner - if only for a fleeting moment.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 08, 2014, 07:47:44 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 07, 2014, 07:02:37 PM

I have just got back from the carvery.

Nothing like a good old fashioned roast,washed down with a gallon of ale.

And thank goodness that there is nothing like that!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2014, 08:48:24 AM

Is Ale the same as beer???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: khantallis123 on March 08, 2014, 03:00:40 PM

No. This thread is getting medieval. Please can someone comment after me, 'I am commenting' or something? Thanks. Salve

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2014, 02:17:37 AM

Quote from: khantallis123 on March 08, 2014, 03:00:40 PM

'I am commenting' or something? Thanks. Salve

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 09, 2014, 11:03:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2014, 08:48:24 AM

Is Ale the same as beer???

Ale is a type of beer, it's not the only type:

(https://www.foxvalleyfoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lager-vs-ale.jpg)

Who'd a thunk there might actually be something useful posted in this thread!  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 09, 2014, 11:16:51 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 09, 2014, 11:03:01 PM

Ale is a type of beer, it's not the only type:

True, there is Aussie beer as well, or gnats piss as it is better known as.

Us English drink proper beer.

Hic

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 09, 2014, 11:50:25 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 09, 2014, 11:16:51 PM

True, there is Aussie beer as well, or gnats piss as it is better known as.

Us English drink proper beer.

Hic

Thal

LOL, what you know of Australian Beer is probably Fosters, which nobody here would drink -even to avoid dying of thirst. Only the English, it seems, will touch it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 10, 2014, 01:34:21 AM

Quote

Us English drink proper beer.

Warm beer is an atrocity to such a fine alcoholic beverage. At least Americans have the decency to drink it cold. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 10, 2014, 02:02:43 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 10, 2014, 01:34:21 AM

At least Americans have the decency to drink it cold. :P

Which is the one and only good thing going for what you, laughingly, call beer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 10, 2014, 04:46:27 AM

I'll admit most of or international beers like Bud light and Budweiser aren't the greatest. However, our vast country and climate allow for many micro breweries, some of the best beer in the country doesn't leave state borders. What do you have Guinness? ::) ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 10, 2014, 05:17:45 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 10, 2014, 04:46:27 AM

I'll admit most of or international beers like Bud light and Budweiser aren't the greatest. However, our vast country and climate allow for many micro breweries, some of the best beer in the country doesn't leave state borders. What do you have Guinness? ::) ;D

Guinness is Irish.  ::)

We have the same setup with micro breweries. 

Perhaps you should ship me a crate or two to alleviate my ignorance.  ;)  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 10, 2014, 09:48:26 AM

In jolly England, we have Old Peculiar.

Can't beat it.

BURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 10, 2014, 07:07:08 PM

Quote

Perhaps you should ship me a crate or two to alleviate my ignorance.  Wink  Grin

You sir a very funny, unfortunately I am not allowed to purchase alcohol until I'm 21. Shame really, I can be pressed in to service and die for my country even vote for my commander and chief, but I can't drink.  ::):'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2014, 10:16:44 PM

Pfffft... When it comes to Beer - the Aussies has it down-pat.

PURE BLONDE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 10, 2014, 10:45:21 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 10, 2014, 07:07:08 PM

I can ... even vote for my commander and chief, but I can't drink.  ::):'(

Good God!! You mean some of your politicians were voted into office by people who were sober at the time?   :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 11, 2014, 03:44:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 10, 2014, 10:45:21 PM

Good God!! You mean some of your politicians were voted into office by people who were sober at the time?   :o

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 11, 2014, 03:47:29 AM

Probably not, then again our politicians don't need have "votes" just a boat load of money. News of corruption in the US government is an every day thing unfortunately. So much so there has been talk of our last presidential election having been rigged. So no, they probably weren't sober but does it really matter? ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 11, 2014, 04:25:28 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 04:27:47 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 11, 2014, 04:25:28 AM

Apparently, he was talking to you.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 11, 2014, 04:30:56 AM

ahahah lo0oo0o0l :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 04:43:34 AM

I win.

Now who wants to wake me up from my delusion?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 04:54:21 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 04:43:34 AM

Now who wants to wake me up from my delusion?

Here's your

(https://mike-martinez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/early_morning_wake-up_call.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 05:05:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 04:54:21 AM

Here's your

(https://mike-martinez.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/early_morning_wake-up_call.jpg)

LOL!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 05:16:28 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 05:05:17 AM

LOL!

Here, just for you.....

(https://rlv.zcache.com/easily_amused_tee_shirt-r93907dd803934f66ab35fbb3c90a66a4_va6lr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 05:18:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 05:16:28 AM

Here, just for you.....

(https://rlv.zcache.com/easily_amused_tee_shirt-r93907dd803934f66ab35fbb3c90a66a4_va6lr_324.jpg)

Thanks! That is exactly what I needed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 05:23:09 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 05:18:50 AM

Thanks!

You're welcome.

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 05:18:50 AM

That is exactly what I needed!

One or two other things come to mind ahead of it.  Acceptance of the futility of your efforts, for example.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 11, 2014, 06:10:43 AM

Quote

Posted by: j_menz

That reminds me of my all time favorite WW2 character ODDBALL

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2014, 11:25:12 AM

My best buddy - who is going to help me win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 11, 2014, 08:26:49 PM

I am immortal. You cannot beat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2014, 09:58:00 PM

Good grief. I take a nap and you've all gone bonkers.  ::)

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUhv282fRY-vzuljaq_0jZ_Ul90ItRTkZ2VAZpugi6on9tE4Qhgg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2014, 10:16:20 PM

Catbert is more evil...    ;D

(https://saysomethingmoredan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/catbert.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:43:45 AM

Ohhh yaaaaa-----well take this!!!!

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 03:47:15 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:43:45 AM

Ohhh yaaaaa-----well take this!!!!

[ youtube ]https://www.google.com/imgres?sa=X&biw=1518&bih=714&tbm=isch&tbnid=66IDR9w7kQuk1M%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FWheat&docid=IXUq_YLBBtOOmM&imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F3%2F3a%2FWheat_harvest.jpg&w=640&h=417&ei=2tcfU8nUOeTj2wWx2IGIAQ
&zoom=1&ved=0CHsQhBwwBg&iact=rc&dur=2102&page=1&start=0&ndsp=18[ /youtube ]

Or even this:

(https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmXvf7XqCjzBMieKnUTVgviNB1JrMWlHoSuQBj4wASKyozqXxa)

 ::)

You need some coffee!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:47:59 AM

All right then how about this!!!!

(https://www.google.com/imgres?sa=X&biw=1518&bih=714&tbm=isch&tbnid=TLZkSNyTj3d6GM%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Ffinance%2Fcommodities%2F9598418%2FBritish-food-prices-to-rise-after-poor-harvest.html&docid=mVVSLrJHC9Rz6M&imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.telegraph.co.uk%2Fmultimedia%2Farchive%2F02225%2Fwheat_2225018b.jpg&w=620&h=387&ei=2tcfU8nUOeTj2wWx2IGIAQ&zoom=1&ved=0CJQCEIQcMDY&iact=rc&dur=1577&page=3&start=41&ndsp=23)

Bet you didn't see that one coming---yaa that's right I'm SMOOTH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:50:12 AM

Quote

You need some coffee!

Probably right
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o ??? 8) ::) :P :-[ :-X :-* :-\ :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 03:55:37 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:50:12 AM

Probably right
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o ??? 8) ::) :P :-[ :-X :-* :-\ :'(

Here....

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zooAC4ht-Yw/UUlIIaKB0bI/AAAAAAAArv8/BTvmHW-ycmc/s1600/Accoutrements-World's-Largest-Coffee-Cup-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:58:44 AM

Nice you rounded post 6700, I've been waiting for you to do that.  :o
(NOT STOCKING, well maybe ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 04:15:03 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 03:58:44 AM

I've been waiting for you to do that.  :o

You really do need to get out more.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 04:18:48 AM

I get out plenty, it just comes in phases. I plan on going fishing this weekend and any fish I do catch will be eaten and mounted (by myself). That should give you an idea of my "get out more."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 04:22:38 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 04:18:48 AM

any fish I do catch will be eaten and mounted

Shouldn't that be "or". "and" looks scary:

(https://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v1/354400847/hot-sell-big-fish-bones-can-sing-and-dance-novelty-gifts-home-decor.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 04:30:36 AM

To mount the fish requires skinning. The meat itself is perfectly fine after this process there's just no skin. Or you could go the boring route and take a picture with measurements, send it in to a "fake fish shop" and never have to even kill your catch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 12, 2014, 04:42:45 AM

I think I'd like to go fishing as well...only these days it's good to watch one's fingers, some of them can bite quite nasty :)

(https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=YYJRvaoqUTnKLM&tbnid=EOtgBaeXjV9bJM:&ved=0CAUQjBw4CA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.notsoboringlife.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F05%2Foz_mako.jpg&ei=ReUfU_b2K8O84ATPaQ&psig=AFQjCNGheSSeO2zYgp9R8ofuMPfvjlWnvg&ust=1394685637762659)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 05:14:45 AM

I do all my fishing at the markets. Much more reliable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 12, 2014, 05:23:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 05:14:45 AM

I do all my fishing at the markets. Much more reliable.

But you do know it's not really about the catch?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 08:56:08 PM

Quote

But you do know it's not really about the catch?

Your right. "Hey buddy break out the beer!" ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 09:42:07 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 12, 2014, 08:56:08 PM

Your right. "Hey buddy break out the beer!" ;D

Why waste good beer on something so dreary?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2014, 10:20:07 PM

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/1bcf710b87952274659d620efaf3c424/tumblr_inline_n1e9s46a9R1rl7j9n.gif)

Yoo-hoo... Hello!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 10:37:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2014, 10:20:07 PM

Yoo-hoo...

(https://derryx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/yoo-hoo.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2014, 05:28:42 AM

All your fancy postings lose to this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 13, 2014, 06:02:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 12, 2014, 09:42:07 PM

Why waste good beer on something so dreary?

Only in the eyes of the unsuccessful is it a waste. ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2014, 10:45:04 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2014, 05:28:42 AM

All your fancy postings lose to this.

At least I try to give people a laugh   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 13, 2014, 05:28:51 PM

Topic change! What's your favorite food? If you were stranded on an island (think Castaway) and could only eat one food what would it be?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 13, 2014, 05:50:26 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 13, 2014, 05:28:51 PM

Topic change! What's your favorite food? If you were stranded on an island (think Castaway) and could only eat one food what would it be?

Pizza of course :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 13, 2014, 06:59:43 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 13, 2014, 05:28:51 PM

Topic change! What's your favorite food? If you were stranded on an island (think Castaway) and could only eat one food what would it be?

Chow Mein.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2014, 10:12:36 PM

Chicken Korma!!! Man those Indians are good with spices.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 13, 2014, 10:17:09 PM

Since all the foods mentioned also generally imply "home delivery", your concept of "stranded" seems rather weak.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 13, 2014, 10:31:40 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 13, 2014, 10:17:09 PM

Since all the foods mentioned also generally imply "home delivery", your concept of "stranded" seems rather weak.

Maybe this is the future, and we have non-perishable chow mein, and we ordered a lifetime supply of it just before we were stranded.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 13, 2014, 10:33:24 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 13, 2014, 10:31:40 PM

Maybe this is the future, and we have non-perishable chow mein

I must say, my hopes for the future are a little more ambitious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 13, 2014, 10:45:42 PM

Honestly, I would para drop my kitchen, garden, hunting/fishing gear, and finally my farm yard with pigs, cows, chickens, etc. Ohh and the island is going to be tropical so I can grow my own spice. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 13, 2014, 11:03:40 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 13, 2014, 10:45:42 PM

Honestly, I would para drop my kitchen, garden, hunting/fishing gear, and finally my farm yard with pigs, cows, chickens, etc. Ohh and the island is going to be tropical so I can grow my own spice. ;D

If you're stranded, how do you know where to drop off those items?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 14, 2014, 12:20:49 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 13, 2014, 11:03:40 PM

If you're stranded, how do you know where to drop off those items?

More to the point, how can you be stranded if you've got an (apparently operational) aeroplane?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2014, 05:18:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 13, 2014, 10:17:09 PM

Since all the foods mentioned also generally imply "home delivery", your concept of "stranded" seems rather weak.

If I'm stranded without a cook, I guess I would just live on raw fish...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2014, 11:17:33 PM

(https://www.whathaveyoudonetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mexico-spring-break-2005-004-1024x768.jpg)

Morning everyone!    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2014, 06:11:54 AM

Good morning to you too!

(https://www.cartinafinland.fi/fi/imagebank/image/25/25456/Lumen+peitossa+25456.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2014, 10:28:38 AM

Mmmm - looks a little cold outside. Make sure you wear a jumper!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2014, 11:13:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2014, 10:28:38 AM

Mmmm - looks a little cold outside. Make sure you wear a jumper!    ;D

I have no intention to go out today  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2014, 02:13:51 PM

But... but...

The Snowmen need to be built by someone - won't you be that SOMEONE???

WON'T YOU???

(https://rixbury.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/EvilSnowman32.jpeg)

WON'T YOU???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 15, 2014, 04:00:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2014, 02:13:51 PM

But... but...

The Snowmen need to be built by someone - won't you be that SOMEONE???

WON'T YOU???

(https://rixbury.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/EvilSnowman32.jpeg)

WON'T YOU???

That's messed up...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 15, 2014, 04:04:07 PM

My Saturday morning.
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSFK7UD_i_VeHHjPfwIPzpRrydwJiw2ejcjkCZelSvU6QBJKLWj)

Just your everyday life in Kansas

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2014, 04:54:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2014, 02:13:51 PM

WON'T YOU???

There are enough white men around without me making more  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2014, 01:48:19 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 15, 2014, 04:00:27 PM

That's messed up...

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/170/791/welcome-to-the-internet-internet-demotivational-poster-1264714433.png.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 16, 2014, 02:05:59 AM

Just thought I win today ;).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 16, 2014, 05:43:12 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 16, 2014, 02:05:59 AM

Just thought I win today ;).

Congratulations, you won for several hours!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 16, 2014, 09:44:25 PM

More like a day ;D. How cool is that!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 16, 2014, 10:53:38 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 16, 2014, 09:44:25 PM

More like a day ;D. How cool is that!

You're thinking:

(https://www.cweden.com/snoopy/joecool/peanuts-joe-cool-4900436.jpg)

We're thinking:

(https://www.gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/not_cool_milhouse_10133.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 16, 2014, 11:38:22 PM

I think I've hit rock bottom. Getting all excited over posting, this is ridiculous! ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 12:05:47 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 16, 2014, 11:38:22 PM

I think I've hit rock bottom.

LOL, always about beer.

(https://www.eatdrinkdeals.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rockbottom.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2014, 01:15:01 AM

*Bob tries again.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 01:22:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2014, 01:15:01 AM

*Bob tries again.*

And fails again. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 01:51:00 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5701424384/h788AAB04/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 02:34:12 AM

Evidently this isn't a fail----yet. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 02:44:51 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 02:34:12 AM

----yet.

(https://fatfoogoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fail-boat.jpeg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 03:18:26 AM

Okay, let's stop this and declare no one a winner.
I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 03:26:49 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 03:18:26 AM

Okay, let's stop this and declare no one a winner.

You can withdraw anytime.

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 03:18:26 AM

I win.

(https://dunceacademy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nuh-huh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2014, 04:30:58 AM

If Nils closes the other thread, he may close this one too.

Of course... When Nils closes threads, the thread is removed. It would be difficult to tell who had the actual last post if the thread is gone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 04:38:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2014, 04:30:58 AM

Of course... When Nils closes threads, the thread is removed. It would be difficult to tell who had the actual last post if the thread is gone.

Sometimes they are just locked, so we'd still be able to see.

If not, I bags the presumption that it's me!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 05:19:58 AM

Nice try buddy! I complement on your hunting skills, no "bagging" today. You can go ahead and tell every one about the one that got away.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 05:23:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2014, 04:30:58 AM

If Nils closes the other thread, he may close this one too.

Of course... When Nils closes threads, the thread is removed. It would be difficult to tell who had the actual last post if the thread is gone.

Who is this "Nils" that posses the god like power to destroy a thread!
Tell me so I may vanquish him forever and celebrate his glorious demise!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 05:26:43 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 05:23:15 AM

Who is this "Nils" that posses the god like power to destroy a thread!
Tell me so I may vanquish him forever and celebrate his glorious demise!

Nils is chief forum mod, before whose wisdom and magnificence we all bow in awe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 05:47:17 AM

O.K. good enough.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2014, 11:59:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 05:26:43 AM

Nils is chief forum mod, before whose wisdom and magnificence we all bow in awe.

I'm willing to admit to that if he locks the thread with me being the last one to reply - thus making me the eternal winner. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 01:40:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2014, 11:59:28 AM

I'm willing to admit to that if he locks the thread with me being the last one to reply - thus making me the eternal winner. 

Although it's unlikely since you'll have to beat j_menz, joplinfreak, outin, and me (and a few others who post every now and then). You should give up, your chances of success are rather low.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2014, 01:58:09 PM

Pffft... This coming from someone who only has 171 posts??? HAAAA!

You're fighting scottish arrogance here... If there's one thing we Scots are good at... it's fighting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 02:15:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2014, 01:58:09 PM

Pffft... This coming from someone who only has 171 posts??? HAAAA!

You're fighting scottish arrogance here... If there's one thing we Scots are good at... it's fighting.

Hey, I registered later than you guys did!

My high school's mascot is a scot. ;D

P.S. it's 172 now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 06:48:55 PM

I'm coming up on post 100 thank you very much! NOT A NOOB ANY MORE!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 08:31:48 PM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 17, 2014, 06:48:55 PM

I'm coming up on post 100 thank you very much! NOT A NOOB ANY MORE!!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!

But you're still a junior member. I'm a full member now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 17, 2014, 08:54:51 PM

losers

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 10:09:08 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 17, 2014, 08:54:51 PM

losers

Does that make you post-master-general?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2014, 10:16:25 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 17, 2014, 10:09:08 PM

Does that make you post-master-general?  ;D

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 17, 2014, 11:30:19 PM

I vow to post more than thalbergmad! I'm probably going to fail though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 18, 2014, 02:42:30 AM

Eventually I will win, you see I have an unfair advantage. What with being homeschooled and no job yet (unfortunately). So unlike every one else on this forum who actually have lives during the day, I can post till the cows some home.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 02:44:42 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 18, 2014, 02:42:30 AM

Eventually I will win, you see I have an unfair advantage. What with being homeschooled and no job yet (unfortunately). So unlike every one else on this forum who actually have lives during the day, I can post till the cows some home.

Yeah, well I'm 16, so I have many years to keep posting! And who said we had lives?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 02:48:43 AM

I have an army of cats that does my posting for me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 02:56:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 02:48:43 AM

I have an army of cats that does my posting for me.

Why cats? Why not dogs?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:01:43 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 02:56:15 AM

Why cats? Why not dogs?

1. Dogs are too smart, and

2. Cats can spend their idle time posing for internet memes and funny cat videos for Youtube. They've got to earn their catnip!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:06:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:01:43 AM

1. Dogs are too smart

Very true indeed!

Quote

2. Cats can spend their idle time posing for internet memes and funny cat videos for Youtube. They've got to earn their catnip!

So why do you need an entire army? Shouldn't one or two be enough?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:08:20 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:06:01 AM

So why do you need an entire army? Shouldn't one or two be enough?

Do you have any idea how many hours of cat videos are loaded onto Youtube every day?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:16:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:08:20 AM

Do you have any idea how many hours of cat videos are loaded onto Youtube every day?  ::)

Not really. I've honestly never seen a cat video before.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:24:59 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 02:44:42 AM

I'm 16

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:16:31 AM

I've honestly never seen a cat video before.

(https://twinpossible.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shocked-smiley-face-150x150.png)

I need a lie down!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:31:05 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:24:59 AM

(https://twinpossible.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/shocked-smiley-face-150x150.png)

I need a lie down!

Is there something I should know that I can only learn from cat videos? If the answer is no, then I don't see why this a big deal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:34:47 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:31:05 AM

Is there something I should know that I can only learn from cat videos? If the answer is no, then I don't see why this a big deal.

The answer is no, but they are unavoidable on the internet. It's like saying you've never got a spam email.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:37:09 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:34:47 AM

The answer is no, but they are unavoidable on the internet. It's like saying you've never got a spam email.

I've seen links to car videos, I just never actually clicked on the links. Plus, I only use the internet for this forum and Youtube, so yeah.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:50:05 AM

Somehow, this I find comforting:

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.11838368.0197/poster,375x360,ffffff.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:53:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:50:05 AM

Somehow, this I find comforting:

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.11838368.0197/poster,375x360,ffffff.jpg)

What's a bex?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 04:18:40 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 03:53:30 AM

What's a bex?

A form of powdered aspirin, popular as a general purpose cure all for bored housewives in Australia during the 50s and 60s. Since found to cause various ailments, not least permanent kidney damage, and now no longer on the market.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 04:32:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 03:01:43 AM

1. Dogs are too smart, and

You have just proven that you have no cats (or you have never had dogs). Dogs will do anything you ask them to do (even post cat videos on the internet)...cats will only do if their life depends on it or they really want something.

Which made me think...I could always blackmail MY cats to post for me...and since I have more than any of you I WILL WIN!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 18, 2014, 04:56:07 AM

Is a dog really that smart? Lets think about this for second. Dogs will do whatever you tell them to do to the point of their own demise. Cats on the other hand are smart enough not to trust any one unless it benefits them. So if smart is obedient then yes dogs are smart (just like all the rest of the "sheeple" in the U.S.).  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 05:10:10 AM

Quote from: outin on March 18, 2014, 04:32:32 AM

cats will only do if their life depends on it or they really want something.

Which made me think...I could always blackmail MY cats to post for me...

You've spotted the flaw in your own argument.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:12:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 05:10:10 AM

You've spotted the flaw in your own argument.  ::)

How so? I never said what I would use to blackmail them with...I actually have a vet's appointment today...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 05:16:18 AM

Quote from: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:12:57 AM

How so? I never said what I would use to blackmail them with

"What" doesn't matter so long as it's effective, and my what is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:20:51 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 05:16:18 AM

"What" doesn't matter so long as it's effective, and my what is.

I am not sure what your what is...I am just sure that you don't have as many as I :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:34:54 AM

Quote from: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:20:51 AM

I am not sure what your what is...I am just sure that you don't have as many as I :)

Are you one of those cat hoarders who have hundreds of cats in your house?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:37:23 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:34:54 AM

Are you one of those cat hoarders who have hundreds of cats in your house?

Not really...I just have more than you so I'll win!

Posted by cat nr 5

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:39:21 AM

Quote from: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:37:23 AM

Not really...I just have more than you so I'll win!

Posted by cat nr 5

Yeah, well I invented a machine that responds to each post automatically. I don't even have to be alive to win! MWAHAHA!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:44:18 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:39:21 AM

Yeah, well I invented a machine that responds to each post automatically. I don't even have to be alive to win! MWAHAHA!

And when you're gone I'll be at your funeral and make sure I get my hands on your machine and WIN!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:49:01 AM

Quote from: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:44:18 AM

And when you're gone I'll be at your funeral and make sure I get my hands on your machine and WIN!

No, that won't work. You need a password, my thumbprint, my urine, and you need to play Chopin's first Ballade EXACTLY the same way I play it! You would also need to know who I am! Surely you wouldn't go that far just to win some useless competition on a piano forum, would you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:52:36 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:49:01 AM

No, that won't work. You need a password, my thumbprint, my urine, and you need to play Chopin's first Ballade EXACTLY the same way I play it! You would also need to know who I am! Surely you wouldn't go that far just to win some useless competition on a piano forum, would you?

Ever heard of sisu?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:57:50 AM

Quote from: outin on March 18, 2014, 05:52:36 AM

Ever heard of sisu?

Nope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2014, 06:07:49 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 18, 2014, 05:57:50 AM

Nope.

Then you don't know what you're up against  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2014, 12:40:01 PM

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Blast from the Past!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 09:51:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2014, 12:40:01 PM

Blast from the Past!!! 

Meaning you couldn't be bothered coming up with anything new? Shame on you!  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2014, 10:16:17 PM

The Golden Oldies are worth repeating from time to time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 18, 2014, 10:34:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2014, 10:16:17 PM

The Golden Oldies are worth repeating from time to time.

But I crave novelty!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2014, 01:57:07 AM

I win because this is reply 666

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 19, 2014, 02:29:51 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2014, 01:57:07 AM

I win because this is reply 666

We were saving it for you. Somehow it seemed appropriate.  ;D

But it doesn't win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 19, 2014, 02:58:25 AM

Guess what I get to go work in the oil field! Just had my interview today, now what that means for piano is another thing entirely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 19, 2014, 02:59:05 AM

Post 101 YEEAH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 19, 2014, 03:11:40 AM

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 19, 2014, 02:58:25 AM

what that means for piano is another thing entirely.

A lot more of this, methinks:

(https://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/d/d4/Clean-a-Piano-Step-8.jpg/670px-Clean-a-Piano-Step-8.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2014, 12:23:09 PM

Mmm... Minty fresh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 19, 2014, 02:45:31 PM

"If you brush your teeth with pepsodent, you'll wonder where all that yellow went!" ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2014, 10:18:13 PM

You should go into advertising...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 19, 2014, 10:38:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2014, 10:18:13 PM

You should go into advertising...    ;D

For remembering a line from an old advertisement?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 12:09:41 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 19, 2014, 10:38:05 PM

For remembering a line from an old advertisement?

No, for misremembering it and changing it enough to make it "brand new and improved"!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 20, 2014, 12:19:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 12:09:41 AM

No, for misremembering it and changing it enough to make it "brand new and improved"!  ;D

Oh, what was the original line?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 12:28:35 AM

Is your google broken?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 20, 2014, 01:39:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 12:28:35 AM

Is your google broken?  ::)

Sorry. :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 01:48:30 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 20, 2014, 01:39:01 AM

Sorry. :-[

So you should be.

But you've learnt a valuable life lesson.  Sometimes laziness pays.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 20, 2014, 02:15:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 01:48:30 AM

So you should be.

But you've learnt a valuable life lesson.  Sometimes laziness pays.  ;)

So on this case, the price I paid was a stranger on the internet telling me I should be sorry? Quite the price to pay. I'm devastated. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 02:28:49 AM

You also learnt how really cheesy 50's advertising was.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 20, 2014, 03:07:43 AM

What is the subject at hand?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 20, 2014, 03:15:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 02:28:49 AM

You also learnt how really cheesy 50's advertising was.  ;)

Very true.

Quote from: joplinfreak on March 20, 2014, 03:07:43 AM

What is the subject at hand?

Whatever you want it to be!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 04:45:47 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 20, 2014, 03:15:36 AM

Whatever you want it to be!

OK, the subject is what I should put in my victory speech.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 20, 2014, 05:51:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 04:45:47 AM

OK, the subject is what I should put in my victory speech.

"I am so happy to congratulate Outin for this magnificent win!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2014, 10:54:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 12:28:35 AM

Thank *** most of the adverts these days do not exhibit annoying poems and attempt to sing in a musical style of cheesy crap.

Now they just mock and ridicule us like we're monkeys.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 20, 2014, 07:59:54 PM

NILS, CLOSE THIS NOW.

PLEASE

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 10:00:39 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 20, 2014, 07:59:54 PM

NILS, CLOSE THIS NOW.

PLEASE

I didn't think you believed in the power of prayer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2014, 10:17:01 PM

I don't believe in Prayer... or those who do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 10:31:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2014, 10:17:01 PM

I don't believe in Prayer... or those who do.

Both prayer and those who practice it certainly exist, your disbelief notwithstanding. The efficacy of the practice is what is contestable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 20, 2014, 10:32:50 PM

BOLLOX

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 10:51:26 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on March 20, 2014, 10:32:50 PM

BOLLOX

Masterfully brief, if somewhat lacking in any other redeeming feature (such as relevance, intelligibility or reason).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:15:47 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2014, 10:51:26 PM

Masterfully brief, if somewhat lacking in any other redeeming feature (such as relevance, intelligibility or reason).

Yes, but since when was there intelligibility or reason in this thread? We've been discussing random topics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:17:24 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:15:47 AM

Yes, but since when was there intelligibility or reason in this thread?

Whenever I post.  ::)

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:15:47 AM

We've been discussing random topics.

No, you've just missed the logic.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:22:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:17:24 AM

Whenever I post.  ::)

Okay, when was there intelligibility or reason from more than one poster in this thread :P

Quote

No, you've just missed the logic.  :P

Okay, we've been posting random junk into this thread in an attempt to win. By the way, I win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:43:54 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:22:12 AM

Okay, we've been posting random junk into this thread in an attempt to win.

That's the obvious, you've missed the occult.

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:22:12 AM

By the way, I win!

Nope.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:48:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:43:54 AM

That's the obvious, you've missed the occult.

I've missed the "knowledge of the hidden?"

Quote

Nope.  :P

Yep!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:49:15 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:48:03 AM

I've missed the "knowledge of the hidden?"

Yep!

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:48:03 AM

Yep!

Nope!

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:52:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:49:15 AM

Yep!

Nope!

 ::)

So what's the knowledge of the hidden?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:56:51 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:52:35 AM

So what's the knowledge of the hidden?

If I told you, it wouldn't be so hidden, now would it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:58:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 12:56:51 AM

If I told you, it wouldn't be so hidden, now would it?

Am I the only one who doesn't know?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 01:44:49 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 12:58:32 AM

Am I the only one who doesn't know?

You're the only one who knows you don't know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 01:45:33 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 01:44:49 AM

You're the only one who knows you don't know.

So the others think they know, but they don't know?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 21, 2014, 01:57:05 AM

This guy knows, and he states at you for 6 hours....

Creeper.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 02:00:46 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 21, 2014, 01:57:05 AM

This guy knows, and he states at you for 6 hours....

Creeper.

How do you know that he knows?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 02:09:44 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 01:45:33 AM

So the others think they know, but they don't know?

Or they don't know that there is anything to know.

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 02:00:46 AM

How do you know that he knows?

He's at the meetings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 02:14:24 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 02:09:44 AM

Or they don't know that there is anything to know.

Well, now that you write that for all to see, they do know that there is something to know.

Quote

He's at the meetings.

There are meetings about this?

Okay, so I can assume that you know this secret?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 02:22:53 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 02:14:24 AM

Well, now that you write that for all to see, they do know that there is something to know.

Many will assume otherwise.

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 02:14:24 AM

There are meetings about this?

Of course.

Quote from: stravinskylover on March 21, 2014, 02:14:24 AM

Okay, so I can assume that you know this secret?

You should assume nothing, unless it's an identity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: joplinfreak on March 21, 2014, 05:22:45 PM

Quote

You should assume nothing, unless it's an identity.

Do you even need to do that?

"When you assume you make an A** out of U and ME"
Just saying

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2014, 11:16:58 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2014, 02:22:53 AM

You should assume nothing, unless it's an identity.

Hey - I have plenty of them... Most of them named Bob.   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 22, 2014, 03:32:41 PM

I know but I'm not telling...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2014, 04:04:26 PM

I know.  I know.  And I'm the one who hide it.  I'll admit that much.


I actually had a dream that Nils closed this thread.  I had posted saying he might close it.  A few posts later, closed.  I think outin or j_menz won in the dream. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 22, 2014, 05:40:11 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 22, 2014, 04:04:26 PM

I actually had a dream that Nils closed this thread.  I had posted saying he might close it.  A few posts later, closed.  I think outin or j_menz won in the dream. 

I even command your dreams...the only reason I haven't won yet is that I find watching everyone struggle amusing  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2014, 02:50:34 AM

Who's struggling???

(https://www.britishairways.com/cms/global/assets/images/microsites/florida/NaplesBather.jpg)

(That's me by the way - NOT struggling.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 23, 2014, 11:59:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2014, 02:50:34 AM

Who's struggling???

(https://www.britishairways.com/cms/global/assets/images/microsites/florida/NaplesBather.jpg)

(That's me by the way - NOT struggling.)

Yet...
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/06/article-1335854-0C5F9709000005DC-842_634x371.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2014, 10:15:33 PM

Pfffft... I have this:

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.12635134.3810/fig,eggplant,mens,ffffff.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 23, 2014, 11:54:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2014, 02:50:34 AM

(That's me by the way - NOT struggling.)

I'm not yet sure whether I find the image of you in a one piece woman's swimming costume, or the information that Bob has dreams with me in them more disturbing.

Either way.

(https://nyc2img.soundclick.com/05/images/y/band/yikes.jpg?version=0)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 26, 2014, 04:22:59 AM

Just posting because JMenz has been pretending to win for too long...

Don't have a cute kitten photo to post right now...but this will do :)

(https://bp.uuuploads.com/strange-animals-you-didnt-know/strange-animals-you-didnt-know-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 26, 2014, 04:42:35 AM

Quote from: outin on March 26, 2014, 04:22:59 AM

Just posting because JMenz has been pretending to win for too long...

That really wasn't necessary.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2014, 11:41:59 AM

I raise you one...

ZOMBIE DOG!!!

(https://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97635_sam2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 26, 2014, 09:36:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2014, 11:41:59 AM

I raise you one...

ZOMBIE DOG!!!

Fortunately, I know this guy:

(https://rlv.zcache.ca/half_dog_catcher_half_zombie_slayer_round_sticker-r9d1c7be665ba48d9a05c9c0a7f758f84_v9waf_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2014, 10:16:44 PM

You seem to know a lot of people, a lot of VERRRRRY unusual people.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 26, 2014, 10:32:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2014, 10:16:44 PM

You seem to know a lot of people, a lot of VERRRRRY unusual people.

 ::)

Not all of them like to be referred to as "people".  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 27, 2014, 05:40:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2014, 10:16:44 PM

You seem to know a lot of people, a lot of VERRRRRY unusual people.

 ::)

He's a lawyer...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2014, 11:52:36 AM

That makes sense...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 27, 2014, 09:48:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2014, 11:52:36 AM

That makes sense...

Actually, I meet most of them at parties.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2014, 10:17:42 PM

Any chance I can get an invite to one of those parties one day???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 27, 2014, 10:54:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2014, 10:17:42 PM

Any chance I can get an invite to one of those parties one day???    ;D

Do you have your own Tardis (or equivalent)?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2014, 11:03:05 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 27, 2014, 10:54:39 PM

Do you have your own Tardis (or equivalent)?

I have my own teleporter...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 29, 2014, 01:45:27 PM

Weak

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2014, 02:20:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 27, 2014, 10:54:39 PM

Do you have your own Tardis (or equivalent)?

Pffft... Who needs your Tardis anyway... I have - MY IMAGINATION!!!


 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 30, 2014, 11:23:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2014, 02:20:42 AM

Pffft... Who needs your Tardis anyway... I have - MY IMAGINATION!!!


 ;D

Does it have it's own wine cellar?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2014, 01:42:41 AM

It's like playing the lottery.  For a bit, I might be the last poster.  I might win...

Which is begging for someone else to post...  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 31, 2014, 01:52:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2014, 01:42:41 AM

It's like playing the lottery.  For a bit, I might be the last poster.  I might win...

Which is begging for someone else to post...  Haha.

Indeed.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2014, 01:57:29 AM

Yep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 31, 2014, 02:11:40 AM

And, just to hurry things along a little.....

Not that I'm suggesting Birgit Nilsson is the "fat lady". Heaven forefend!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2014, 02:24:24 AM

Just have to complain to Nils.  That would get it closed.

If there were lots of arguing going on on the thread...


Are too!





Close the thread with Wagner?  Isn't that going to take a long, long time?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 31, 2014, 02:49:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2014, 02:24:24 AM

Close the thread with Wagner?  Isn't that going to take a long, long time?

Nah, I skipped the first 14 hours and 52 minutes.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 31, 2014, 05:45:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2014, 02:24:24 AM

Are too!

No, you are wrong! I could explain to you why, but don't think I will...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2014, 10:27:26 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 30, 2014, 11:23:28 PM

Does it have it's own wine cellar?  ::)

Of course... that and a basement full of $100 bills. Ahhh - my imagination is a great place.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2014, 11:35:00 AM

Quote from: outin on March 31, 2014, 05:45:34 AM

No, you are wrong! I could explain to you why, but don't think I will...

M knot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 31, 2014, 10:27:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2014, 10:27:26 AM

Of course... that and a basement full of $100 bills. Ahhh - my imagination is a great place.     ;D

Mmmm.... took a look. It needs some serious cleaning.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 01, 2014, 12:12:53 AM

If it ends with this post, assuming the thread is locked but we can still view it, then it will freeze with my avatar in place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 01, 2014, 03:11:23 AM

Hardly any activity on this forum anymore, better not start locking threads not going to be much happening then.

Oh and I win!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 01, 2014, 03:17:10 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 01, 2014, 03:11:23 AM

Oh and I win!!!

(https://makeameme.org/media/created/NYET-NYET-NYET.jpg)

Nyet yet, anyway.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 01, 2014, 03:20:17 AM

Damn you!!! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 01, 2014, 03:39:39 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 01, 2014, 03:20:17 AM

Damn you!!! :)

(https://zookyworld.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/queue.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 01, 2014, 04:15:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2014, 11:35:00 AM

M knot.

Sure

(https://www.animatedknots.com/photos/reef/reefR7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 01, 2014, 04:21:03 AM

Quote from: outin on April 01, 2014, 04:15:09 AM

Sure

(https://www.usacoverbands.com/Bands/FRAYED%20%20KNOT/frayed%20knot%20logo.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 01, 2014, 04:49:24 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 01, 2014, 04:21:03 AM

(https://www.usacoverbands.com/Bands/FRAYED%20%20KNOT/frayed%20knot%20logo.gif)

(https://www.petzilla.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/o/dog_de-tangle-spray-knot-sure.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 01, 2014, 04:51:14 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4974683136/h899E0A33/)

 >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2014, 12:27:09 PM

This thread is seriously getting weird...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 01, 2014, 01:25:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2014, 12:27:09 PM

This thread is seriously getting weird...

Maybe you just can't knot it? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2014, 02:07:47 PM

Okay... Solve this knot.

(https://www.hss.adelaide.edu.au/philosophy/inconsistent-images/knots/tn_Impossible%20Knot.jpg)

CASE CLOSED!!!   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 01, 2014, 02:31:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2014, 02:07:47 PM

CASE CLOSED!!!   

But the thread remains open...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 01, 2014, 11:48:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2014, 12:27:09 PM

This thread is seriously getting weird...

Quote from: outin on April 01, 2014, 02:31:53 PM

But the thread remains open...

Hmm..... Solution:

(https://images.kaneva.com/filestore10/4879934/6782797/ClosedUForURenovationsUSign.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2014, 10:13:33 PM

Dust isn't very good for pianos...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 02, 2014, 10:36:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2014, 10:13:33 PM

Dust isn't very good for pianos...

Perhaps something like this will help:

(https://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1114356352/Rustic-cloth-lace-piano-cover-piano-cover-piano-dust-cover-romantic-rustic.jpg_350x350.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 03, 2014, 02:51:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 02, 2014, 10:36:56 PM

Perhaps something like this will help:

(https://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1114356352/Rustic-cloth-lace-piano-cover-piano-cover-piano-dust-cover-romantic-rustic.jpg_350x350.jpg)

Now my eyes hurt  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 03, 2014, 03:14:25 AM

Quote from: outin on April 03, 2014, 02:51:59 AM

Now my eyes hurt  >:(

(https://api.ning.com/files/xxuOGJcISpYGGddaa4eobVMdxOBy9-2NIg39AUwdVaztmLgo65IcOATGm5pTZLEvcyefJhcHvJp0*mPinSHtcW11wh2P**c7XgCuOEqMjWA_/hahahahaha.gif)


(Sorry   ;D )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2014, 10:15:48 PM

Frickin' hell... It's a damn piano doily...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 03, 2014, 10:34:43 PM

So.... something more like this, then?

(https://www.renner.com.sg/Pictures/piano-cover-415e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 04, 2014, 06:59:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 03, 2014, 10:34:43 PM

So.... something more like this, then?

I had no idea such things even exist... and those kitchen curtains above are not even the worst, why would someone put a woman's nightgown on their piano???   :o

(https://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/571850/26706630/0/1341538501/Upright_Piano_Covers.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2014, 11:34:51 AM

And why would name that piano Lucy?


What if the winner of this thread was the second to last post? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2014, 12:48:12 PM

That doesn't make sense considering that the thread title states 'Last post wins!!!!!'

Can't believe that in 6 weeks, this thread will be a year old.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 05, 2014, 07:30:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2014, 12:48:12 PM

Can't believe that in 6 weeks, this thread will be a year old.

It never gets old before it ends I guess...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2014, 09:28:03 AM

BUMP!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 07, 2014, 12:00:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2014, 09:28:03 AM

BUMP!!!    ;D

(https://www.helmetsstuff.com/forums/images/epic_bump.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2014, 10:59:06 AM

Just call me...

(https://melsgirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/mr20bump.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 07, 2014, 10:45:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2014, 10:59:06 AM

Just call me...

Not the first option that came to mind...  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2014, 12:33:24 PM

Try this...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Belize_Speed_Bump_Sign.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2014, 01:08:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2014, 12:33:24 PM

Try this...

Shouldn't that read "bumps"? Or should it omit the p?  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 09, 2014, 01:19:11 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/63i.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2014, 01:35:42 AM

Good grief!!

(https://pros-aide.com/images/nomorebumpsimage.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 09, 2014, 03:59:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 09, 2014, 01:35:42 AM

Good grief!!

(https://pros-aide.com/images/nomorebumpsimage.jpg)

You're so right, we need cute kittens instead!

(https://forum-s3.pinside.com/201306/935275/109067.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2014, 05:50:14 AM

Guess what you're getting for Christmas....

(https://www.webanswers.com/post-images/F/F0/D12BFFA4-FC20-4503-A271F51359409B8A.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2014, 12:46:17 PM

Since when do Crazy cat ladys need an organiser? They just let their cats crap all over the place and lick themselves wherever they want.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 09, 2014, 05:54:55 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 09, 2014, 05:50:14 AM

Guess what you're getting for Christmas....

(https://www.webanswers.com/post-images/F/F0/D12BFFA4-FC20-4503-A271F51359409B8A.jpg)

 ;D

LOL

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 09, 2014, 05:55:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2014, 12:46:17 PM

Since when do Crazy cat ladys need an organiser? They just let their cats crap all over the place and lick themselves wherever they want.

I actually do not lick myself that much  :P

And the cats probably make less mess than I do  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 09, 2014, 06:02:57 PM

It suddenly dawned me that I have no idea what my prize will be when I finally win this thread...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2014, 10:18:09 PM

Quote from: outin on April 09, 2014, 06:02:57 PM

It suddenly dawned me that I have no idea what my prize will be when I finally win this thread...

HAAAAA.... HAAAAAA... You're not going to win this, but keep dreaming.     ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2014, 11:08:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2014, 10:18:09 PM

HAAAAA.... HAAAAAA... You're not going to win this, but keep dreaming.     ;)

Why the laughter, you're not either.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2014, 10:49:00 AM

Yes, I am.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 10, 2014, 10:42:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2014, 10:49:00 AM

Yes, I am.

(https://planthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Say-no.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2014, 08:43:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 10, 2014, 10:42:58 PM

(https://planthat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Say-no.jpeg)

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/f794d00d1e1780fe30095267d9352858/tumblr_inline_n3qer8sM6S1s0u9u5.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 12, 2014, 12:27:40 AM

*Bob quietly adds a post the last post.* ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2014, 06:17:47 AM

(https://year5atbearwood.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/loud-mouth.png)

I heard it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 13, 2014, 11:17:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2014, 06:17:47 AM

I heard it...

You were mistaken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2014, 11:31:03 PM

I hear...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/kGdXSdl6EoQec/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 13, 2014, 11:45:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2014, 11:31:03 PM

I hear...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/kGdXSdl6EoQec/giphy.gif)

The bits of "everything" in languages you don't understand must be confusing. And all that rap is rotting your brain!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 14, 2014, 01:41:09 AM

Viva maraca yo win thredaca
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3476210/maracas-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 14, 2014, 04:39:42 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 14, 2014, 01:41:09 AM

Viva maraca yo win thredaca

(https://www.thirtyonethirty.com/postimages/maracas1.jpg)

no win thredaca  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2014, 04:45:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 14, 2014, 04:39:42 AM

(https://www.thirtyonethirty.com/postimages/maracas1.jpg)

(https://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/no-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 14, 2014, 05:01:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2014, 04:45:22 AM

(https://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/no-3.jpg)

Awe.....

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qr4XitJ1L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2014, 05:06:48 AM

I really have nothing to say this morning. But I will keep winning anyway  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 14, 2014, 05:15:08 AM

Quote from: outin on April 14, 2014, 05:06:48 AM

I really have nothing to say this morning.

You're in dubious, and apparently self definitionally poetic, company...

(https://freethinking.me/wp-content/uploads/i-have-nothing-to-say.jpg)

Quote from: outin on April 14, 2014, 05:06:48 AM

But I will keep winning anyway  :)

Keep?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2014, 08:11:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 14, 2014, 05:15:08 AM

Keep?  :o

I win every time I post on this thread  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2014, 10:12:00 AM

No... You have a self-deluded sense of victory, where in actual fact, you're just 2nd best.    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on April 14, 2014, 10:56:59 AM

Indeed not. He is third, you are second and I am first.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2014, 12:24:29 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on April 14, 2014, 10:56:59 AM

Indeed not. He is third, you are second and I am first.

Thal

I have  no idea who you could mean? Just made it to the top again  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on April 14, 2014, 03:39:03 PM

Are you sure??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 14, 2014, 10:42:29 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on April 14, 2014, 10:56:59 AM

Indeed not. He is third, you are second and I am first.

Thal

But I am last. Not necessarily now, but in time. And it is a case of the last shall be first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2014, 12:43:02 AM

No offense but you're all forgetting about my post from the future.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

I WIN!!!

I've won this thread for the next 2,000,000,000 years. Just give up and admit DEFEAT!!!

I won the first post wins thread, and I've won the last post wins thread.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 01:00:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2014, 12:43:02 AM

I won the first post wins thread, and I've won the last post wins thread.    ;D

You didn't win the first post thread. My thread, my first post (obviously).

And no baggsies on time periods, even ones as manifestly inadequate as a mere 2 Billion years.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 01:17:49 AM

Who missed me? Oh, that's right, no one because you all know that now that I'm back, you have no chance of winning! ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 01:24:11 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 01:17:49 AM

Who missed me?

My hitman, evidently. Now there's ten bucks wasted.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 01:30:40 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 01:24:11 AM

My hitman, evidently. Now there's ten bucks wasted.

Your hit man failed because I paid him ten dollars and one cent to not kill me!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 01:40:40 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 01:30:40 AM

Your hit man failed because I paid him ten dollars and one cent to not kill me!

Do you still have one cent coins? That must be really annoying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 02:33:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 01:40:40 AM

Do you still have one cent coins? That must be really annoying.

Yeah, I collect pennies because I knew this kind of thing would happen someday. I gave your hitman 1001 pennies!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 02:44:12 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 02:33:46 AM

Yeah, I collect pennies because I knew this kind of thing would happen someday. I gave your hitman 1001 pennies!

Couldn't you get seriously more that $10.01 if you melted them down for the copper?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2014, 02:48:34 AM

(https://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/bb480/Yumekichi11/picture6/2a8bb20c.jpg)



 :P  Can't filter that.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 02:52:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 02:44:12 AM

Couldn't you get seriously more that $10.01 if you melted them down for the copper?

Yes, but it wasn't worth the time to have them melted down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2014, 02:56:17 AM

What's zinc going for these days?

https://www.livescience.com/32401-whats-a-penny-made-of.html
"The alloy remained 95 percent copper and 5 percent zinc until 1982, when the composition was changed to 97.5 percent zinc and 2.5 percent copper (copper-plated zinc)."

Unless you've got old pennies....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2014, 03:01:23 AM

Oh.

https://www.infomine.com/investment/metal-prices/zinc/

About $0.92/pound for zinc.


https://www.parkpennies.com/penny/penny.htm
About 181 post-1982 pennies per pound.
= .005 per penny
x 1,001
= $5.09 rounding up.


Oops... And it's assuming these were 100% zinc which they're not... So...
5.09 - 2.5% of that to remove the copper percent....
= $4.96  rounding up again     Just for the zinc.


"The COMEX fell $0.0020 and closed at $3.0660 per pound."
Daily Copper Pricing Report 2014 - Trade Service
www.tradeservice.com/copper_pricing/
2.5% of 3.066
=

181 pennies....
If 100% cooper, each penny is ~$0.169
x 1001
= $16.96 rounded up, if all cooper  <-- That's the best they're worth, if they were 100% copper.
but it's only 2.5%
= .423

Means 1,0001 pennies are worth about $5.38, if those are all post-1982 pennies.



Hm....  *Bob considers this....*   "Hello, Bank?  Yes, I'd like withdraw everything in my savings and take out a loan for as much as I can.... And I'd like that all in pennies, dated between 1944 and 1982 only please.*


Guess who got a loan for $0.01?   ::) And then got charged interest and penalties on that?  Haha.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 03:45:35 AM

I actually do have more old pennies at my house than new ones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 03:51:18 AM

We haven't had 1 cent coins since 1992.  Don't you just find them a real pain?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2014, 05:17:20 AM

I've used them as weights for a few things. 

Otherwise it's the coin jar. Turn that into the bank every few years.

Change by itself is kind of a pain.  And the singles that accumulate in the wallet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 05:23:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 15, 2014, 05:17:20 AM

And the singles that accumulate in the wallet.

We haven't had one dollar notes since 1984. We have a coin (and a $2 version) so change is actually less a pain here.

Can't wait til they ditch the 5 cent coin and coinize the $5 note.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2014, 05:26:54 AM

I think the US has $2 coins at one time. That sounds like royal pain.  Nobody wants to carry giant coins around here.  $1 (silver dollars) coins aren't even used. 

And then some genius made $1 coins (forget which exactly) that were almost exactly the size of a quarter.   ::)   Susan B. Anthony or Sakajuwea $1 coins.  ::)


If you use a credit card, then they can display ads for food you just bought in your browser when you get home.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 05:29:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 15, 2014, 05:26:54 AM

Nobody wants to carry giant coins around here. 

They don't get bigger, they get a little thicker and change colour. $2 is smaller than 20 cents.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 15, 2014, 06:07:40 AM

Is money really that important to you guys?

Oh, I think I just won  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 06:18:01 AM

Quote from: outin on April 15, 2014, 06:07:40 AM

Is money really that important to you guys?

Clearly not, if you consider the denominations of which we speak.

Quote from: outin on April 15, 2014, 06:07:40 AM

Oh, I think I just won  8)

Nah.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2014, 07:34:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 01:00:04 AM

You didn't win the first post thread. My thread, my first post (obviously).

And no baggsies on time periods, even ones as manifestly inadequate as a mere 2 Billion years.  :P

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it... You KNOW I won that first post thread and just can't stand it.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 06:33:01 PM

So, since I don't want to start a new thread, does anybody know a seven minute piece that is by an obscure composer and is about the same level of technical (and musical) difficulty of Chopin's 4th Ballade, or am I just wasting my time here?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 15, 2014, 08:16:00 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 06:33:01 PM

So, since I don't want to start a new thread, does anybody know a seven minute piece that is by an obscure composer and is about the same level of technical (and musical) difficulty of Chopin 4th Ballade, or am I just wasting my time here?

So you thought you could scare us off and win by posting such a question? I am sure there's an answer to your question, but I am too busy enjoying my win to actually look for it  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 10:48:44 PM

Quote from: outin on April 15, 2014, 08:16:00 PM

So you thought you could scare us off and win by posting such a question? I am sure there's an answer to your question, but I am too busy enjoying my win to actually look for it  ;)

How did you unravel my plan so quickly? And what win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 11:12:45 PM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 06:33:01 PM

So, since I don't want to start a new thread, does anybody know a seven minute piece that is by an obscure composer and is about the same level of technical (and musical) difficulty of Chopin 4th Ballade, or am I just wasting my time here?

I know hundreds. Do you want to be more specific?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 15, 2014, 11:20:41 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 11:12:45 PM

I know hundreds. Do you want to be more specific?

Okay. It can not be an arrangement, it should have been written in the twentieth century, but is in the Romantic style, and it needs sound difficult and end with a bang! ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 15, 2014, 11:49:58 PM

Roy Agnew, Rhapsody.

I'm unable to locate a recording.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 12:44:58 AM

My knowledge of the 20th Century pieces are quite slim... sorry I can't help you out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 12:50:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 12:44:58 AM

My knowledge of the 20th Century pieces are quite slim... sorry I can't help you out.

Apparently your knowledge of grammar isn't much better.  ::)

My knowledge ... IS quite slim....

No charge for the lesson.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2014, 02:43:55 AM

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/GIF-Happy-Llama.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 02:50:47 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/HZGL/hipster-llama/image.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 04:01:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 12:50:26 AM

No charge for the lesson.  8)

(https://global3.memecdn.com/the-amount-of-fucks-given_o_519793.jpg)

No charge for the insult.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 04:03:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 04:01:36 AM

No charge for the insult.    ;D

And fully worth it.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 16, 2014, 04:05:05 AM

How did llamas get into this?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 04:14:44 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 16, 2014, 04:05:05 AM

How did llamas get into this?

They're making a play to be the new cats.

(https://img2.imagesbn.com/p/9781477137093_p0_v2_s260x420.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 05:03:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 04:01:36 AM

No charge for the insult.    ;D

Quote from: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 04:03:46 AM

And fully worth it.  ;)

Happy to do it... any time.    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 05:11:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 05:03:07 AM

Happy to do it... any time.    8)

Since you're in the US, 7th September 1752 is good for me. Just after lunch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 05:22:29 AM

I don't live in the US??? And what's so important about 1752??? Seems like an arbitrary date?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 05:28:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 05:22:29 AM

I don't live in the US??? And what's so important about 1752??? Seems like an arbitrary date?

Hmm.. sorry.  You, or your ancestors were in Britain, or it's empire, in 1752? If so, that date will be still OK, otherwise it may not be. It is only arbitrary to within a few days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 05:36:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on Today at 01:11:19 PM

...7th September 1752 is good for me. Just after lunch.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on 7th Sept, 1752 at 1:30:27pm

(https://global3.memecdn.com/the-amount-of-fucks-given_o_519793.jpg)

There you go - all the way from 1752...    ;D   I like playing with code. I'm Scottish, so we don't like to deal with the English

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 05:54:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 05:36:03 AM

I'm Scottish, so we don't like to deal with the English

I thought the Scots had been "dealing" with the English since the Battle of Dun Nechtain. Not always successfully.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 16, 2014, 07:46:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 04:14:44 AM

They're making a play to be the new cats.

Quite succesfully I'd say...

(https://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lama-cats.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 10:06:08 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 05:54:30 AM

I thought the Scots had been "dealing" with the English since the Battle of Dun Nechtain. Not always successfully.

Yeah... we have. I just said we don't like dealing with it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2014, 10:50:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2014, 10:06:08 AM

Yeah... we have. I just said we don't like dealing with it...

Apparently, it's mutual.

(https://tanjakruse.com/Trips/Scotland%202009/Culloden%20Battlefield/P1010608.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2014, 02:11:37 AM

(https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1062/959906932_a2b5759872_o.jpg)






 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 17, 2014, 02:55:35 AM

Mmmm.... tasty.

(https://marxfood.com/wp-content/uploads/steak.jpg)

I'm sure you all want the recipe (https://marxfood.com/grilled-llama-ribeye-recipe/).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2014, 04:26:10 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/Had0wG1.gif)

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tvHuF8XN9B4/Us7QZ8iIZQI/AAAAAAAAP4U/agJL5hF59YU/s1600/Llama-cant-deal-with-it.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 17, 2014, 04:47:47 AM

(https://koruknits.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/alpacalypse.jpg)

The end is nigh!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2014, 09:54:26 AM

That's okay - I have my trusty sniper rifle...

(https://www.srcf.ucam.org/assassins/archive/special/noxiano/llama.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 17, 2014, 10:20:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2014, 09:54:26 AM

That's okay - I have my trusty sniper rifle...

You'll run out of bullets sooner or later...

(https://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/328/3/7/zombie_llamas_by_leck85.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2014, 10:56:20 AM

Quote from: outin on April 17, 2014, 10:20:29 AM

You'll run out of bullets sooner or later...

(https://www.bringingbackawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/make-me-laugh-d884e93a2b0d0bcae52ee11e89e2c30c7c5f0a50-s51.jpg)

HAAAA.... HAAA.... How many bullets do you think the Americans have??? I'd put the estimate roughly at about...

(https://mathmunch.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/infinityjh.gif)

I don't think they're going to run out anytime soon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2014, 11:05:01 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Serengeti_Bueffel1.jpg)

African buffalo of infinity?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 17, 2014, 12:06:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2014, 10:56:20 AM

HAAAA.... HAAA.... How many bullets do you think the Americans have???

Had...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e8uTFdrqdmI/Tyj_qhDD2-I/AAAAAAAACsU/168YbDtMd7g/s1600/Pirate%2BCat%2Bbandit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 17, 2014, 02:12:23 PM

I seriously love this thread! ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2014, 01:07:30 AM

Quote from: outin on April 17, 2014, 12:06:52 PM

Had...

That's okay - I'm sure America will find a way to make more:

(https://media.gizmodo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/medium_032e821ca108f1d41b652ca2812d9a3b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2014, 02:17:01 AM

Ice bullets?

For the... Cold War, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2014, 02:28:40 AM

(https://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm144/Whisper46/Garfield/DavisJim-Garfield-16-Duh-sj.jpg)

They wouldn't be any good in the tropics now, WOULD THEY???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2014, 04:54:06 AM

Random misty buffalo.

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f5/68/b1/f568b1b3e9eb0790c22a8145278fec34.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2014, 05:01:40 AM

Here's some Scottish mist...

(https://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Scotland_-_Scotch_Mist_On_Loch_Awe_&_Kilchurn_Castle_Wallpaper_8xy1m.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 21, 2014, 09:05:56 PM

I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2014, 10:53:49 PM

Did you?  It looked like perfect_pitch won.  For a while at least.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2014, 12:02:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 21, 2014, 10:53:49 PM

Did you?  It looked like perfect_pitch won.  For a while at least.

I second that... I at least had the position of winner over the Easter break - not bad.    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 12:19:29 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002312601/506780020_imback_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stravinskylover on April 22, 2014, 01:04:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 12:19:29 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002312601/506780020_imback_xlarge.jpeg)

Yep!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 03:35:38 AM

Quote from: stravinskylover on April 22, 2014, 01:04:17 AM

Yep!

Apparently you're alone in that.  :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2014, 04:01:05 AM

You'll never know if you won.  Someone can always post again.

If the thread is closed, it could be reopened.

Even if the whole site shuts down, the thread could be reopened one day. 

It's always going to be more like a temporary win, for whatever length of time that lasts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 04:08:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 22, 2014, 04:01:05 AM

You'll never know if you won.  Someone can always post again.

If the thread is closed, it could be reopened.

Even if the whole site shuts down, the thread could be reopened one day. 

It's always going to be more like a temporary win, for whatever length of time that lasts.

I'm prepared to yield my crown after, say, a billion trillion years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2014, 04:34:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 04:08:50 AM

I'm prepared to yield my crown after, say, a billion trillion years.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/2e/2e2791c5df715eb8fec9e6b8a52e608cc23bb8402f6a28aea90d0844efa2791e.jpg)

Just accept it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 04:42:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2014, 04:34:48 AM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/2e/2e2791c5df715eb8fec9e6b8a52e608cc23bb8402f6a28aea90d0844efa2791e.jpg)

Just accept it.

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/bd/57/3bbd57f32cbb7a2dee1a309f432f0691.jpg)

And I have a note from my Mum saying so.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2014, 06:06:52 AM

Since the competition is back, here's a reminder:

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5336791552/hC1E348CB/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2014, 03:08:46 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 04:42:50 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/bd/57/3bbd57f32cbb7a2dee1a309f432f0691.jpg)

(https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs51/i/2009/301/5/d/no_you_can__t_by_Satansgoalie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 11:25:13 PM

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/not-listening-otter-meme.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2014, 11:50:05 PM

No problem... I have one of these:

(https://www.toa.jp/assets/images/TOAProduct/er1215_pn1e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2014, 11:56:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2014, 11:50:05 PM

No problem... I have one of these:

You miss the point...

(https://donnagarcia.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/not-listening1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2014, 01:26:09 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-let-me-win-10.png)

(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23525526.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 23, 2014, 01:28:03 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2441572608/hA7A5A1A7/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 12:01:08 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LwPyN1IIdDk/TYzr8YhFGpI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BJVg98ZC3Gk/s340/You%2527reMeanGoAway.jpg)

I might as well continue the tirade of having my pictures speak for me.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2014, 12:16:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 12:01:08 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LwPyN1IIdDk/TYzr8YhFGpI/AAAAAAAAAA0/BJVg98ZC3Gk/s340/You%2527reMeanGoAway.jpg)

I might as well continue the tirade of having my pictures speak for me.   

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JHfFFWwpgoU/TSOzwS_THJI/AAAAAAAAA50/gc4AUCxyASg/s1600/Meany%2520Doodles-Badges-b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2014, 02:30:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 23, 2014, 01:28:03 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2441572608/hA7A5A1A7/)

(https://media.lolwall.co/c/2013/04/amused-moose_263279-615x.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2014, 02:37:14 AM

Bob, I  believe you dropped this....

(https://rlv.zcache.com/easily_amoosed_sitting_moose_trucker_hats-r605c655d47d246cfb918e702f1b0b8e3_v9wq5_8byvr_512.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2014, 02:46:34 AM

I'll see your moose (or meece, or meecen).

And raise you two beefalo.

(https://www.readthesmiths.com/articles/Images/Humor/beefalo.JPG)


(They're real.  Look it up.)


Darnit...  Beefalo, plural?  Or is it beefalos?  Or beefaloes? 
Well all right...  The grammar Nazis were lazy.  All three are correct.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/buffalo

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2014, 03:07:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 24, 2014, 02:46:34 AM

Darnit...  Beefalo, plural?  Or is it beefalos?  Or beefaloes? 

Cows?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 03:34:55 AM

Doesn't matter as they will penultimately end up:

(https://product-images.imshopping.com/nimblebuy/bombdiggitys-food-may-2013-1735192-regular.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2014, 03:41:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 03:34:55 AM

Doesn't matter as they will penultimately end up:

Antepenultimately.  ::)

Ultimately...

(https://lh6.ggpht.com/-3EGoY6l5BS0/SawbEYAkfQI/AAAAAAAAA-I/Aur-WtOtCJE/Fertiliser.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 05:27:39 AM

Well... technically they'll end up as that depending on how bad the burger bar is   :) ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2014, 05:35:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 05:27:39 AM

how bad the burger bar is   :) ;D

It's called bombdiggitys. No apostrophe. I'm guessing no sommelier, either.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 10:00:11 AM

Mmmm... Your persistence in trying to win this thread is starting to annoy me.     ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2014, 11:24:08 AM

Beefalos are a cross between cattle and buffalos.  An attempt to get healthier beef and more of it.

*Someone found a list of animal hybrids.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 24, 2014, 11:29:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 10:00:11 AM

Mmmm... Your persistence in trying to win this thread is starting to annoy me.     ;)

I think it would be best for both of you to just take a rest. I will be kind enough to take over the heavy duty of winning  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2014, 01:55:28 PM

Quote from: outin on April 24, 2014, 11:29:53 AM

I think it would be best for both of you to just take a rest. I will be kind enough to take over the heavy duty of winning  :-*

Pfffft... It's only heavy because I make it hard to win.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2014, 11:11:42 PM

Yes, both you.  You both need to take a rest.  Forget about this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2014, 12:41:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 24, 2014, 11:11:42 PM

Yes, both you.  You both need to take a rest.  Forget about this thread.

(https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/I+will+never+look+at+this+the+same+way.+I_bc0721_3878698.gif)
(https://lowetide.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/never-620x360.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2014, 01:31:19 AM

I'm going to call it a tie.  You both win.  Congratulations.  Well done, well done.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2014, 05:54:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 25, 2014, 01:31:19 AM

I'm going to call it a tie.  You both win.  Congratulations.  Well done, well done.

(https://media.tumblr.com/1d1aa08b7f3459d70d6b88d37b1decac/tumblr_inline_msbtn78IwG1r04v7n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2014, 09:00:18 AM

Yeah... I'm willing to call it a tie. Congratulations Outin - you put up a hell of a fight.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2014, 12:56:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2014, 09:00:18 AM

Yeah... I'm willing to call it a tie. Congratulations Outin - you put up a hell of a fight.

(https://th588.photobucket.com/albums/ss323/Euler5853/th_SimbaMyPleasureKRC.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2014, 02:03:30 PM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2014, 12:56:58 PM

(https://th588.photobucket.com/albums/ss323/Euler5853/th_SimbaMyPleasureKRC.gif)

(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgzi9z8QB1qkzq2g.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2014, 02:20:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2014, 02:03:30 PM

(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgzi9z8QB1qkzq2g.gif)

(https://rlv.zcache.com/have_a_nice_day_cat_greeting_card-r708267200d2a45f1a36c880d41dfdaec_xvuak_8byvr_512.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2014, 10:36:35 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3A426uj2Kck/Tf5Q2XzJQnI/AAAAAAAADxE/RzPIqp-RgSc/s1600/don%2527t+take+my+picture.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2014, 10:41:11 PM

And you have a nice day.  A real nice day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2014, 12:30:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 25, 2014, 10:41:11 PM

And you have a nice day.  A real nice day.

I will... thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 26, 2014, 01:21:21 AM

You should.  Go right ahead.  Have a good night too while you're at it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2014, 05:16:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 26, 2014, 01:21:21 AM

You should.  Go right ahead.  Have a good night too while you're at it.

That sounds like a wonderful idea - thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 26, 2014, 01:17:39 PM

Yooooooou're welcome.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2014, 02:09:07 PM

I'm just posting to let you know I haven't forgotten all you nice people :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2014, 03:10:37 PM

We'd kind of hoped you'd forgotten about this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2014, 04:23:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2014, 03:10:37 PM

We'd kind of hoped you'd forgotten about this thread.

I forget a lot of things, but such a great victory of mine? Hardly...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 26, 2014, 06:01:15 PM

Who's winning now?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2014, 06:35:19 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 26, 2014, 06:01:15 PM

Who's winning now?

Me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 26, 2014, 10:11:07 PM

Good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2014, 12:33:33 AM

All right.  I guess I won. Everyone can go home now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2014, 02:38:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 27, 2014, 12:33:33 AM

All right.  I guess I won. Everyone can go home now.

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/927fbe005907e8140d80e2033093fcde/tumblr_mgnf19cTb01s2vptpo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2014, 02:53:03 AM

(https://cdn3-i.hitc-s.com/105/showing_you_the_door_24056.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2014, 06:01:32 AM

(https://images.clipartof.com/small/1046031-Cartoon-Businessman-Facing-A-Door-Without-A-Handle-Poster-Art-Print.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2014, 01:47:28 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/84038555.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2014, 02:05:18 PM

(https://allthingslearning.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/winner.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 27, 2014, 02:12:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2014, 02:05:18 PM

(https://allthingslearning.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/winner.jpg)

(https://loveamongotherthings.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/me-myself-and-i-021.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2014, 05:43:07 PM

Why you son of a....  I can't believe what you did....


(https://www.tinhouse.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/oxford-comma-just-use-it1.png)

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7n7x5dRaf1ruw0z6o1_500.png)



Not an Oxford comma, but amusing...

(https://i.imgur.com/l4ClMsF.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2014, 10:45:08 PM

(https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p308/TexTJ209/Funny%20Pics/warrantiestd8.jpg)

While we're on the subject of seals and clubbing.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 12:51:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2014, 10:45:08 PM

While we're on the subject of seals and clubbing.    ;D

(https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/054/7/3/Clubbing_Baby_Seals_by_sethness.jpg)

My, this thread seems to have gone off the rails!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 28, 2014, 02:06:05 AM

(https://www.troll.me/images/hipster-barista/im-sorry-but-i-win.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 02:49:54 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5b/5f/8b/5b5f8b6a4d048075582017f501e0a6d3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2014, 04:19:57 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2619969280/h557A43E0/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 28, 2014, 04:43:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 12:51:49 AM

My, this thread seems to have gone off the rails!

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WhiHQPisyGY/TZ2AXbU7J5I/AAAAAAAAAT4/PqExlBm6QRc/s400/Pics%2BOr%2BIt%2BDidn%2527t%2BHappen.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 04:56:49 AM

Et voila! Exhibit A:

(https://www.willowtreeaudio.com/images/trainwreck2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 28, 2014, 05:04:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 04:56:49 AM

Et voila! Exhibit A:

(https://www.willowtreeaudio.com/images/trainwreck2.jpg)

(https://www.mytinyphone.com/uploads/users/anaverry/173700.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 05:31:40 AM

Quote from: outin on April 28, 2014, 05:04:12 AM

(https://www.mytinyphone.com/uploads/users/anaverry/173700.jpg)

So that means I win, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2014, 05:33:56 AM

Nice choice of character reference...

(https://www.oystermag.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article-image-650x580/mr-burns.jpg)

(https://i29.tinypic.com/zwki6b.jpg)

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldexstLRGI1qeweuno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAI6WLSGT7Y3ET7ADQ&Expires=1398749558&Signature=Hi1MAgcPfoQHzoY%2BBVD4XHPO03Q%3D#_=_)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 05:37:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2014, 05:33:56 AM

Nice choice of character reference...

Your sarcasm showed through, so sadly....

(https://lewis.armscontrolwonk.com/files/2010/10/releasethehounds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: swagmaster420x on April 28, 2014, 06:09:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 05:37:10 AM

Your sarcasm showed through, so sadly....

(https://lewis.armscontrolwonk.com/files/2010/10/releasethehounds.jpg)

teach me french/latin phrases I can use to sound worldly and intellectual

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 28, 2014, 06:17:33 AM

(https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/mXQiEqGfKvQ/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 06:23:38 AM

Quote from: swagmaster420x on April 28, 2014, 06:09:48 AM

teach me french/latin phrases I can use to sound worldly and intellectual

Latin...

Caesar ad sum jam forti
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: swagmaster420x on April 28, 2014, 06:57:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 06:23:38 AM

Latin...

Caesar ad sum jam forti
Brutus et erat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at

thanks! h3h3
Je te fais confiance

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2014, 10:50:10 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ituf3IU4NY0/U0H98gb3GpI/AAAAAAAABQg/ZjS68obhh3M/s1600/blog%2Bbanner%2Bcopy%2Bnew.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2014, 10:51:27 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 28, 2014, 05:37:10 AM

Your sarcasm showed through, so sadly....

(https://lewis.armscontrolwonk.com/files/2010/10/releasethehounds.jpg)

(https://thedailyneuron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sarcasmHouse.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 29, 2014, 12:17:52 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/713400064/hF0DA6325/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on April 29, 2014, 02:07:21 AM

***THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLOSED by admin***

(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27289810.jpg)

Well,  ;D I think that i won  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2014, 02:21:14 AM

(https://www.forestbrook.ca/Newcomers.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2014, 04:40:55 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 29, 2014, 05:37:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 29, 2014, 04:40:55 AM

::)

Well they did enter the Circus Maximus.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2014, 10:20:26 PM

Well... you have Circus Maximus, I have...

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110818230348/gladiator2000/images/9/90/Maximus_Decimus_Meridius.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 29, 2014, 10:55:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2014, 10:20:26 PM

Well... you have Circus Maximus, I have...

Spot who didn't listen to the YT link.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2014, 11:15:46 PM

It's good to know the titles of some pieces like that one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 29, 2014, 11:32:24 PM

(https://www.tubefilter.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/aaaaaaaaaa-know-your-meme.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 12:32:07 AM

I'm back!  :D Thanks for the welcoming  :P

You should be sad, now that you wont have a winning chance  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 12:40:39 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 12:32:07 AM

You should be sad, now that you wont have a winning chance  ;D

I see you've read...

(https://www.andreabuginsky.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/delusional-thinking-FINAL-Amazon-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 30, 2014, 01:43:05 AM

(https://llnw.wbez.org/blog/insert-image/2011-January/2011-01-10/reality-check-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 01:52:00 AM

Seems quaintly old fashioned in these days of EFT....

(https://www.burkeandherbertbank.com/images/reality-check-225x225.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 01:53:35 AM

Actually, this is the book i read...

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41qHqtM3W1L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-v3-big,TopRight,0,-55_SX278_SY278_PIkin4,BottomRight,1,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 02:52:28 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 01:53:35 AM

Actually, this is the book i read...

Just Volume 2? You may have missed some of the prerequisites.  Better check.....

(https://global3.memecdn.com/loser_o_759380.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 04:48:53 AM

Oh, I didnt know about any ¨prerequesites¨, but you did...  ::)

...that means that you have called them before! Look, you are even on their webpage :P

https://www.LoserLoserLoser.com/ (https://www.loserloserloser.com/)

lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 04:55:35 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 04:48:53 AM

Look, you are even on their webpage :P

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/d5/ca/42/d5ca4223abd2df31066c4f5593455783.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2014, 04:58:46 AM

Time for my daily win, it is a great way to start the day  :D

No picture of myself available, so I'll just borrow one...

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6269661952/h18C91C58/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 05:03:46 AM

Quote from: outin on April 30, 2014, 04:58:46 AM

it is a great way to start the day  :D

Nah....

(https://www.funnycoffee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/coffee-way-start-day.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2014, 05:10:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 05:03:46 AM

(https://www.funnycoffee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/coffee-way-start-day.jpg)

Since I have been forced to give up (real) coffee

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2138410752/h0D83ABBF/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 05:13:31 AM

Quote from: outin on April 30, 2014, 05:10:37 AM

Since I have been forced to give up (real) coffee

Aren't such cruelties outlawed under several UN conventions?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2014, 05:26:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 05:13:31 AM

Aren't such cruelties outlawed under several UN conventions?  :o

(https://downatthecrossroads.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/fight-injustice.jpg?w=300&h=208)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 05:34:47 AM

Quote from: outin on April 30, 2014, 05:26:54 AM

(https://downatthecrossroads.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/fight-injustice.jpg?w=300&h=208)

I'll drink your share.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 05:47:16 AM

Quote from: outin on April 30, 2014, 05:26:54 AM

(https://downatthecrossroads.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/fight-injustice.jpg?w=300&h=208)

With these...  ::)
(https://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Deadliest-Edged-Weapons-Ever-610x632.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 06:05:57 AM

(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.7130088.1326/sticker,375x360.png)

Of course, the guy that wrote that also used his pen to start a novel "It was a dark and stormy night."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2014, 06:15:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 05:34:47 AM

I'll drink your share.  :P

Why not just

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-celebrate-me.png)

when I win :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2014, 06:18:56 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 05:47:16 AM

(https://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Deadliest-Edged-Weapons-Ever-610x632.jpg)

Don't people cut the nails on their little monsters  ???

If I forget to cut the ones on mine I will get a nice reminder pretty soon...

(https://overnightpettags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/a-cat-claws.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 06:19:56 AM

Quote from: outin on April 30, 2014, 06:15:58 AM

Why not just

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-celebrate-me.png)

when I win :)

Because the condition precedent ain't going to happen.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2014, 06:23:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 06:19:56 AM

Because the condition precedent ain't going to happen.   ::)

Or maybe it already did and you're just a

(https://tx.english-ch.com/teacher/tsai/bully.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 30, 2014, 11:27:56 AM

Regular bulls.   ...in the mist.  ::)

(https://ranchsoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Bulls-In-The-Mist.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2014, 11:29:32 AM

I'm sorry, but this is a...

(https://kdmcmillan.com/ultimate/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/no_bully111811.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 10:56:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2014, 11:29:32 AM

I'm sorry, but this is a...

(https://kdmcmillan.com/ultimate/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/no_bully111811.jpg)

Awww... but some of them are so cute. How can you say no to this little guy...

(https://mlm-s2-p.mlstatic.com/cachorros-american-pitbull-bully-pocket-14489-MLM20087145352_042014-O.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on April 30, 2014, 11:02:57 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 10:56:16 PM

Awww... but some of them are so cute. How can you say no to this little guy...

(https://mlm-s2-p.mlstatic.com/cachorros-american-pitbull-bully-pocket-14489-MLM20087145352_042014-O.jpg)

(https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130709214607/lego/images/c/c3/39215-grumpy-cat-no-Rwoe.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 30, 2014, 11:14:56 PM

(https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-488-488-90/60/6056/PF9D100Z/posters/that-s-what-she-said.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 11:50:59 PM

(https://store.rocksportsoutlet.com/merchant2/graphics/00000001/TN-She_Said_What_sm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2014, 08:14:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 30, 2014, 11:50:59 PM

(https://store.rocksportsoutlet.com/merchant2/graphics/00000001/TN-She_Said_What_sm.jpg)

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MBrpxV-bnFY/TXQtzwyaoOI/AAAAAAAAAAk/yU3XXK09drg/s320/bullies%2Bnever%2Bwin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 01, 2014, 10:54:13 AM

Bullies never win... in the long run?  In the short term, they probably do a pretty good job appearing to win when they beat someone up, hence being a bully.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2014, 11:15:46 AM

(https://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-if-you-can-t-beat-them-join-them-if-you-can-t-beat-them-arrange-to-have-them-beaten-george-carlin-325728.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2014, 11:20:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2014, 11:15:46 AM

(https://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-if-you-can-t-beat-them-join-them-if-you-can-t-beat-them-arrange-to-have-them-beaten-george-carlin-325728.jpg)

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5909544192/h6362E7FD/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2014, 10:13:17 PM

Quote from: outin on May 01, 2014, 11:20:44 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5909544192/h6362E7FD/)

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zFm97YREBwY/Umd3fG2bCUI/AAAAAAAAOds/eiJcnyZ5TAM/s1600/bender-laughing.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 01, 2014, 11:25:44 PM

(https://www.coupongeek.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/getting-back-on-track.jpg)



(https://nbchardballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/i-win-you-lose.jpg?w=290)

Don't bother to send congratulatory cards.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 02, 2014, 03:21:49 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-S2LeEYBN3VA/T6gcANIeKOI/AAAAAAAAJGY/GnU5UwLHKBg/s1600/congratulation_graphics_2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 03:34:40 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/65/ab/8c/65ab8c4c86fe47a2ed8680a906ef771d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2014, 03:51:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 03:34:40 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/65/ab/8c/65ab8c4c86fe47a2ed8680a906ef771d.jpg)

Now that you've turned 1 finally, I think you're old enough to hear some truths:

(https://rlv.zcache.com/santa_claus_doesnt_exist_post_cards-rcbcbf0b3eaa549d9b427da7f0eb47727_vgbaq_8byvr_512.jpg)

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/62/623c199748fd000a6aadff7c223cf420b62fcb21890592560c5977bccfb6fd5b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 03:59:00 AM

Quote from: outin on May 02, 2014, 03:51:12 AM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/62/623c199748fd000a6aadff7c223cf420b62fcb21890592560c5977bccfb6fd5b.jpg)

Why thanks. My python was looking a little thin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 02, 2014, 04:30:04 AM

Have some more.

(https://cl.jroo.me/z3/O/E/n/d/a.aaa-Which-one-doesnt-belong.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2014, 04:38:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 03:59:00 AM

Why thanks. My python was looking a little thin.

Aren't they supposed to be?

(https://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-23075260307887/monty-python-wafer-thin-mints-3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 04:45:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 02, 2014, 04:30:04 AM

Have some more.

Uuurrrp!  :-X

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-M-XnwVO_6_c/UZ2J5qGFw8I/AAAAAAAAA_A/k7S66CDGr9c/s1600/060915-python-ewe_big.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 04:57:05 AM

Quote from: outin on May 02, 2014, 04:38:02 AM

Aren't they supposed to be?

Only a sicko calls their python Monty.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2014, 11:06:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 02, 2014, 04:57:05 AM

Only a sicko calls their python Monty.  ::)

So what the hell else would you call a Python???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 02, 2014, 10:06:54 PM

Julia?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2014, 11:44:16 PM

Well... I know what I'd call him:

(https://www.veghead.com/reptiles/rattlesnake-saf-med.jpg)





Simon Rattle      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 04, 2014, 11:28:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2014, 11:44:16 PM

Simon Rattle      ;D

That's Sir Simon Rattle to you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2014, 12:33:07 AM

Oh, ok.   ::)  *Bob learned something new today.*


Not Simon Rattle...

(https://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/vimn_image_embed/public/migrated/2009/10/13/Simon-Cowell.jpg?itok=VzuBiTvK)

That's Simon Cowell.  Also knighted I guess.   ::)  They must not have extremely high standards for handing out knighthoods.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 05, 2014, 12:49:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 05, 2014, 12:33:07 AM

That's Simon Cowell.  Also knighted I guess.   ::)  They must not have extremely high standards for handing out knighthoods.

High enough. It's Mr Cowell.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2014, 03:19:05 AM

 ;D

(https://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00358/117089885_callow_358577c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2014, 03:20:40 AM

We don't have many Simons in the US.

 ::)

(https://katfm.radiodubuque.com/programs/images/80s_nerds/Simon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2014, 03:31:26 AM

And this thing.

(https://atariage.com/forums/uploads/monthly_11_2013/post-16281-0-12653600-1384154624.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 05, 2014, 03:46:15 AM

Carley Simon...

And Simon Andgarfunkle

And you used to have these guys...

(https://www.anti-linearlogic.net/wp-content/uploads/tv_simon_and_simon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2014, 10:59:40 AM

(https://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/b7/9e/b79e65039b79655dea86637c2d43ff67.png?itok=yvmvVVV4)

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-let-me-win-10.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2014, 01:16:25 PM

Simon, I'm sorry to say it, but

(https://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/17725647/views/2,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=316.png/the-house-always-wins_design.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2014, 10:15:04 PM

No problem...

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-burn-the-house-down-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 05, 2014, 10:27:18 PM

Yes!! I made the 1000th reply!  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  ;D

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rdNJoF8EmzA/U0BYrvrOBYI/AAAAAAAAR3M/XqrmH7AQJls/s1600/1000.png)

What a better way to celebrate than burning houses!

(https://media4.onsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/44_2008/a6ec11a928a8867a_evilgirl/i/Creepy-Girl-Front-Burning-House.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 05, 2014, 10:43:07 PM

Quote from: danny_pianist on May 05, 2014, 10:27:18 PM

What a better way to celebrate than burning houses!

None whatsoever.  ::)

One down, since I can't see internet access here...

(https://singlenessofpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/behind-bars.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2014, 11:53:11 PM

(https://images.rapgenius.com/3001f37c67fcca9d037dbed83625f4e5.500x344x1.png)


(https://socialmediatoday.com/sites/socialmediatoday.com/files/get_out_of_jail_free.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 12:18:35 AM

That card's from 1935. Times have changed....

(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/chance-card-15.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 12:24:59 AM

(https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Screen-shot-2011-08-10-at-8.29.30-PM.png)

And stay calm an' stuff.



Any minute now... Swat team's going to bust in, now that I searched for "how to defend against pepper spray."  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 12:26:34 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-go-to-jail-7.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 12:31:48 AM

I'll send help.....

(https://public.media.smithsonianmag.com/legacy_blog/tim-ellis.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 12:33:09 AM

(https://imgs.ntd.tv/programs/ntd_china_uncensored/spread-rumors-go-to-jail-says-new-chinese-law--china-uncensored-ss.jpg)


That's right.  Whoever posts next goes to jail.  


So that means I win.   Esp. if I just keep posting this.  You'll all go to jail.  I can wait it out.




Haha.  I could tell if that was food or a turd. 


Ok.  Take two.  Now the next poster goes to jail....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 12:41:04 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2014, 12:33:09 AM

Now the next poster goes to jail....

Bad luck. you missed the "* details apply".  Fine print makes me ineligible to win, so no gaol for me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 01:09:25 AM

Mm.  *Bob considers flipping the thread over.* :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 01:40:06 AM

Hm.... *Bob backups up the thread and stores it in several places in several formats, so if anyone does flip the thread over all the pieces can be put back just as they were.* 

I suppose theoretically... The thread could least forever and no one will ever win it. 


Mwuah.  ha... ha.... *Bob considers making a second thread just to see if the second thread also lives on or if Nils will come along and delete both threads.*  I bet that would do it.  Nils would close this thread along with several others if they became a nuisance.  Then whoever posted last on them... wins.   

Or if we made a perfect copy of this thread... Same idea for closing the thread, but there would be more than one winner. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2014, 03:55:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2014, 01:40:06 AM

Or if we made a perfect copy of this thread... Same idea for closing the thread, but there would be more than one winner. 

Don't be silly,

(https://images.asos-media.com/inv/media/6/5/2/2/3172256/image3xl.jpg)

and that's me.

BTW. I have bribed both the police force and the justice system, so no jail time for me...and even if I did go to jail, I paid the jail officers too, so I'll just keep on posting :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 04:42:23 AM

Quote from: outin on May 06, 2014, 03:55:52 AM

BTW. I have bribed both the police force and the justice system, so no jail time for me...and even if I did go to jail, I paid the jail officers too, so I'll just keep on posting :)

Finland's position as least corrupt nation on earth is clearly completely unwarranted.  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2014, 04:44:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 04:42:23 AM

Finland's position as least corrupt nation on earth is clearly completely unwarranted.  :o

(https://www.marriedtoachef.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/EXCEPTION-TO-EVERY-RULE-copy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 04:56:32 AM

(https://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-there-is-no-exception-to-the-rule-that-every-rule-has-an-exception-james-thurber-185209.jpg)

* head explodes *

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 06:27:12 AM

I'm too tired to post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2014, 07:03:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2014, 06:27:12 AM

I'm too tired to post.

Don't worry, I'll do it for you  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 11:34:48 AM

It's ok.  I got it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2014, 11:52:42 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2014, 11:34:48 AM

It's ok.  I got it.

Don't work so hard, just take a rest!
I'll take care of everything :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2014, 10:16:09 PM

Hey... didn't realise I had the 999th post... Isn't that the devils number!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 06, 2014, 10:36:39 PM

(https://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950302.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 10:41:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2014, 10:16:09 PM

Hey... didn't realise I had the 999th post... Isn't that the devils number!    ;D

Only if you're standing on your head.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 06, 2014, 11:21:05 PM

its supposed to be 666, not 999 , almost  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2014, 11:27:39 PM

I'm awake... for now.

I just don't feel like posting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 11:59:10 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2014, 11:27:39 PM

I just don't feel like posting.

So you want brownie points for overcoming your laziness?

Here, have an orange.

(https://getmoldremovaltips.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/foodmold-300x299.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2014, 02:26:12 AM

"~Sometimes I forget you people aren't just figments of my imagination.~"



~ means I'm not bothering to look up the exact wording.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2014, 04:03:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 06, 2014, 11:59:10 PM

Here, have an orange.

And here's a cup of coffee for you

(https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1015/1443279944_bf3771b64d_m.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2014, 05:08:54 AM

Looks like my coffee pot sometimes...

There's got be some kind of John Nash solution here.... What if we all post together?  Then we all win at the same time. 

You all go ahead and post now.  I'll follow along in a second.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2014, 05:10:14 AM

Interesting....

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Post_Wins

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2014, 07:44:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 07, 2014, 05:08:54 AM

You all go ahead and post now.  I'll follow along in a second.

I'm afraid your second is far too long...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2014, 09:56:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 07, 2014, 05:10:14 AM

Interesting....

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Last_Post_Wins

This apparently seems to be the prize for winning...

(https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070116135844/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Tumbleweed01.gif)





BUGGER IT! I WANT TO WIN THE TUMBLE WEED... ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2014, 10:10:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2014, 09:56:27 AM

ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY SHALL BE CRUSHED!!!

(https://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwoycIzMS1rqy3zpo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2014, 12:05:35 PM

The person who 'post'vails though would post later, so they would win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2014, 12:54:52 PM

(https://www.mediawebapps.com/upload/1383678284.jpg)

or maybe it's just that

(https://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-J-D-Robb-winning-Meetville-Quotes-91797.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2014, 01:36:15 PM

Quote from: outin on May 07, 2014, 12:54:52 PM

(https://meetville.com/images/quotes/Quotation-J-D-Robb-winning-Meetville-Quotes-91797.jpg)

You mean... like drugs???

(https://msdramatv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/charlie-sheen-face-.jpg)

Sure... I really gotta get me some of that soon...

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110310161626/uncyclopedia/images/archive/6/69/20110313011943!A_Drug_Called_Charlie_Sheen.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2014, 12:15:32 AM

Word of warning to whoever does finally win....
 ::)


(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fI7Pv9w8FGo/Ues9Zr9fhfI/AAAAAAAAEa4/M33qIoDaocA/s1600/with+great+power.jpg)
[Not Charlie Sheen]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 08, 2014, 05:09:54 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 08, 2014, 12:15:32 AM

Word of warning to whoever does finally win....
 ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/UiaNCEl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2014, 05:14:19 AM

Quote from: danny_pianist on May 08, 2014, 05:09:54 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/UiaNCEl.jpg)

(https://lclub.com.ua/pic/image/english/Don-t-cry-animals-2967816-425-349.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2014, 11:32:48 AM

(https://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt282/j-a28/ducks/angry-duck.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2014, 04:49:58 PM

Problems gentlemen?  ;D  Is your internet connection not working?


(https://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/028/b/4/i_am_super_lazy_today_by_sketchyjackie-d5t38po.png)


So I must win by default now, right? :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2014, 05:45:45 PM

(https://www.troll.me/images/willy-wonka-gene-wilder/after-much-pondering-i-am-please-to-inform-you.jpg)

That I am going to win this!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2014, 10:17:53 PM

Well... I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but as I'm moving house - my ADSL may be down for a week or two, so I will say that none of you will win in the long run, but I WILL MAKE MY RETURN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2014, 11:15:09 PM

No need really.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 09, 2014, 03:09:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2014, 10:17:53 PM

Well... I can't believe I'm actually going to say this, but as I'm moving house - my ADSL may be down for a week or two, so I will say that none of you will win in the long run, but I WILL MAKE MY RETURN!!!

Good luck with your move... Don't bother to return to this thread, we won't be here anymore...we will all be out celebrating my victory :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2014, 04:20:10 AM

Ok, I got it. I'll post for everyone.  I'll post here last, on behalf of everyone, and then everyone wins.  Problem solves.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/you-re-the-man-now-dog.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2014, 11:52:18 AM

Heh, heh, heh....  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 09, 2014, 01:41:50 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 09, 2014, 11:52:18 AM

Heh, heh, heh....  8)

Having fun with yourself now? :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2014, 10:23:02 PM

Last post I can squeeze in - everything else is in boxes except for my computer.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/do-you-miss-me-no-worries-i-shall-return.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2014, 10:33:36 PM

I was enjoying my (temporary) win.

Maybe that's all the thread can be -- temporary wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 10, 2014, 02:27:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 09, 2014, 10:33:36 PM

Maybe that's all the thread can be -- temporary wins.

Nah...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10250160_657047097676654_696882061857952050_n.jpg)

Not only eternal, but (of course) mine!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2014, 03:55:09 AM

*Bob tries to get the pic to display.* ::)

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/10250160_657047097676654_696882061857952050_n.jpg)


I'm just trying to be helpful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2014, 03:56:22 AM

And... now it actually appears on the previous page, making me look stupid.

I don't think my computer could handle all the pics on the previous page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 10, 2014, 06:10:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 10, 2014, 03:56:22 AM

And... now it actually appears on the previous page, making me look stupid.

I don't think my computer could handle all the pics on the previous page.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0dST5iOppLc/TArqVRzcMAI/AAAAAAAAIr8/hSof8McovyY/s200/Computer_time_to_upgrade.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2014, 01:45:16 PM

I'm getting gouged for the connection cost.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2014, 05:16:07 PM

Another temporary win... yes....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on May 10, 2014, 05:36:25 PM

I guess all wins are temporary in this thread.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2014, 09:27:49 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on May 10, 2014, 05:36:25 PM

I guess all wins are temporary in this thread.

All except mine :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on May 11, 2014, 09:49:10 AM

Well, not this time.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2014, 12:04:18 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on May 11, 2014, 09:49:10 AM

Well, not this time.

Thal

I was referring to the future one, my final moment of victory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on May 11, 2014, 05:09:42 PM

I think that is a long way off

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2014, 05:34:49 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on May 11, 2014, 05:09:42 PM

I think that is a long way off

The day will come, but good things are worth waiting for :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 11, 2014, 09:35:12 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9c8rzmUFS1ref60oo1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 11, 2014, 10:58:16 PM

Quote from: danny_pianist on May 11, 2014, 09:35:12 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9c8rzmUFS1ref60oo1_1280.jpg)

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/98/50/f898507d80f54dd6c0b95ae0e5deec2e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2014, 03:34:34 AM

I heard recently that eternity is not forever.  It's a long time, an eternity, but not forever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 03:38:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 12, 2014, 03:34:34 AM

I heard recently that eternity is not forever.  It's a long time, an eternity, but not forever.

You heard wrong.  Eternity is to time as a sphere is to a circle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2014, 03:58:44 AM

...so they're different?  Sphere is 3D.  Circle is 2D.  Different.  I think time and eternity are different. I heard eternity in the context of infinity.  Infinity is infinite.  Eternity is finite.

Thus began the great eternity war on PS....  (But if Nils closes the thread it really doesn't matter what we argue about.)

Although... I'm not sure I agree with that.  "An" eternity sounds finite though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 04:00:49 AM

No, eternity is infinite also.  That doesn't stop there being more than one of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2014, 05:23:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 04:00:49 AM

No, eternity is infinite also.  That doesn't stop there being more than one of them.

But of course only one of them matters...Mine!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 05:48:26 AM

Quote from: outin on May 12, 2014, 05:23:46 AM

But of course only one of them matters...Mine!

(https://meanderedwanderings.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/daffymine.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2014, 06:15:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 05:48:26 AM

(https://meanderedwanderings.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/daffymine.jpeg)

Ya think?

(https://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/126/6/c/speedy_gonzales_by_deathwolfblood-d3fpkd7.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 06:21:56 AM

As I recall, this little lady could get away with pretty much anything with him:

(https://dessins-animes.com/da/speedy_gonzales/images/speedy_gonzales-16.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2014, 07:42:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 06:21:56 AM

As I recall, this little lady could get away with pretty much anything with him:

(https://dessins-animes.com/da/speedy_gonzales/images/speedy_gonzales-16.jpg)

That was before he turned gay  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2014, 04:37:51 PM

*Bob posts a non-offensive, non-stereotyped, politically correct post.* :P



Phew... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on May 12, 2014, 07:28:04 PM

The Sun has got his hat on.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2014, 10:38:29 PM

And the moon has no gloves.



... Hello, Comrade....

(https://cloud.graphicleftovers.com/23586/1737116/cartoon-spy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 12, 2014, 11:31:41 PM

Oh goody, it's...

(https://ybcw.com/images/spy_vs_spy_xbox_2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2014, 12:13:32 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001760035/3050431703_SpyBlack_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 13, 2014, 01:42:36 AM

(https://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/215/0/5/boop__by_kylestudios-d59qp80.jpg)

de doop....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2014, 04:01:45 AM

(https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/034/c/2/spy_vs_spy_fanart__black_spy_by_rougetek-d38qpt5.jpg)


It's hard find a single Spy.  They're always paired up in ying-yang poses. ::)  (First World problem.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2014, 04:07:56 AM

Yin-yang.  Oops.

Some are just that.

(https://th00.deviantart.net/fs71/150/i/2010/259/9/c/spy_vs_spy_ying_yang_by_nes44nes-d1q0lgs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 13, 2014, 04:50:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2014, 04:01:45 AM

(First World problem.)

Diddums

(https://www.truefail.com/uploads/2011_12/1323856953_First_World_problems_gag.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2014, 10:28:12 PM

I was just freaking out.  I didn't see this thread.  I thought Nils moved it.

I was really wondering who won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 13, 2014, 10:33:32 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2014, 10:28:12 PM

I was just freaking out.  I didn't see this thread.  I thought Nils moved it.

I was really wondering who won.

Me, until you looked!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2014, 10:38:41 PM

I was thinking it might have actually been me.  Otherwise I was thinking maybe outin. 

And it would be like Nils to zap a thread out of existence.  It would always be a big mystery after that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 13, 2014, 10:58:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2014, 10:38:41 PM

I was thinking it might have actually been me. 

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002264505/4958326134_HA_HA_HA_OH_WOW_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2014, 11:06:26 PM

(https://fanwu.edublogs.org/files/2014/03/yeah_right_by_yeahrightplz-22tq33q.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 13, 2014, 11:08:35 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p5A3aEJlHSU/T15l6B9fOnI/AAAAAAAABSA/0zBR2PtqS2U/s1600/BIG-grin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 13, 2014, 11:58:20 PM

(https://fitnessyodha.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/random.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2014, 12:09:49 AM

Is that one of those 3D pics?  I'm not crossing my eyes a lot for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 01:07:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 14, 2014, 12:09:49 AM

I'm not crossing my eyes a lot for that.

Try it

(https://www.puppetsandprops.com/Images/marshall%20eyes%20cross.jpg#eyes%20crossed%20260x260)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2014, 03:38:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2014, 10:38:41 PM

... I was thinking maybe outin. 

You are a smart guy :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 03:42:05 AM

Quote from: outin on May 14, 2014, 03:38:53 AM

You are a smart guy :)

But, nonetheless, a very wrong one.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2014, 03:45:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 03:42:05 AM

But, nonetheless, a very wrong one.  8)

(https://www.bigisthenewsmall.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/youre-wrong.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 03:55:24 AM

Sit there in your wrongness?  ::)

Besides,

(https://patchstop.com/images/products/large_2014_P5409_-_3_Dia_-_Save_Time_Im_Never_Wrong.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2014, 04:34:02 AM

I don't feel like posting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 04:39:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2014, 11:27:39 PM

I just don't feel like posting.

Quote from: Bob on May 14, 2014, 04:34:02 AM

I don't feel like posting.

Ah.. senility strikes.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2014, 04:48:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 03:55:24 AM

(https://patchstop.com/images/products/large_2014_P5409_-_3_Dia_-_Save_Time_Im_Never_Wrong.jpg)

(https://seanwes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/you-always-have-time2.jpg)

Is that a pizza box, btw? Had one yesterday for lunch  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 05:35:33 AM

Quote from: outin on May 14, 2014, 04:48:41 AM

Is that a pizza box, btw? Had one yesterday for lunch  :D

You ate a pizza box? I suppose it's high in fibre, but still.....  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2014, 05:58:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 05:35:33 AM

You ate a pizza box? I suppose it's high in fibre, but still.....  :o

As long as it smells right :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 06:10:13 AM

Quote from: outin on May 14, 2014, 05:58:48 AM

As long as it smells right :D

European austerity is clearly worse than I had thought. And I'd also thought the Finns were doing better than most.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2014, 07:01:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 06:10:13 AM

European austerity is clearly worse than I had thought. And I'd also thought the Finns were doing better than most.

Nothing is as it was after we joined the EU...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cabbynum on May 14, 2014, 05:31:50 PM

Yup

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cabbynum on May 14, 2014, 10:43:10 PM

Quote from: cabbynum on May 14, 2014, 05:31:50 PM

Yup

So do I win yet?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 10:45:18 PM

Quote from: cabbynum on May 14, 2014, 10:43:10 PM

So do I win yet?

No.  ::)  Nor ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2014, 11:12:38 PM

I don't feel like posting.

Where's me cane?  Where's me cane?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2014, 11:16:54 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 14, 2014, 11:12:38 PM

Where's me cane?  Where's me cane?

Take your pick:

(https://www.medicalmobilityllc.com/catalog/images/AluminumCanes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 15, 2014, 05:35:16 AM

Time to close this thread. Please continue the discussion here:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=55309.msg596320;topicseen#new (https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=55309.msg596320;topicseen#new)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 15, 2014, 05:36:48 AM

Quote from: outin on May 15, 2014, 05:35:16 AM

Time to close this thread. Please continue the discussion here:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=55309.msg596320;topicseen#new (https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=55309.msg596320;topicseen#new)

Why? That thread has nothing to do with this one. And the result is bound to be different.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2014, 12:32:36 AM

You're going to get them both close.  Which means... two winners.  If we each make our own thread and then Nils closes them.... everyone wins....  It's the only way to be sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 16, 2014, 04:10:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 15, 2014, 05:36:48 AM

Why?

Isn't that obvious?

We need someone deserving to be the
(https://rockytoppoliticsdotcom1.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/winner-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 16, 2014, 04:20:37 AM

Quote from: outin on May 16, 2014, 04:10:34 AM

We need someone deserving to be the
(https://rockytoppoliticsdotcom1.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/winner-1.jpg)

I keep telling you...

(https://www.clker.com/cliparts/C/0/k/E/q/I/me-me-me-md.png)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 16, 2014, 04:47:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 16, 2014, 04:20:37 AM

I keep telling you...

(https://www.clker.com/cliparts/C/0/k/E/q/I/me-me-me-md.png)

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FwEGBm5ORZGcU1h71pSxy_i_cant_hear_you.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 16, 2014, 04:55:40 AM

Here, try this...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/TPGTTg0GIbI/AAAAAAAAiOA/IVdm1FSJf-k/s1600/EarTrumpet.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 16, 2014, 07:15:00 PM

(https://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/5a5/460988021_396794.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2014, 11:30:06 PM

Me too...

Nils is going to close all these threads.  Better get in now.  Except we'll never really know who wins when the thread is gone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2014, 11:49:41 PM

The most efficient method would be to only post once on here, just before Nils closes the thread, assuming you don't pay Nils off to close the thread. 

Even if the thread gets buried, there's a chance it will be revived one day, and then you lose.  The only way to win is to get the thread closed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 18, 2014, 11:17:11 PM

(https://greetings.flashscrap.com/days/monday-32.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 18, 2014, 11:21:46 PM

Dang... I thought I might slip the thread by.  It dropped down twice when I was last post.  Unless it's just a big ruse.... Toying with me...

It's still Sunday here.  You're just overachieving.  It's very rude.








.... Happy Tuesday.  :P  And Thursday.   Not Wednesday though. Everyone will just have to tough that out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 18, 2014, 11:24:46 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 18, 2014, 11:21:46 PM

It's still Sunday here.  You're just overachieving.  It's very rude.

I can't help it if your behind the pace. Write your congressman. Have America moved!  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2014, 12:37:30 AM

Maybe I will.  Maybe we'll add an entire eighth day to our weeks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 19, 2014, 12:43:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 19, 2014, 12:37:30 AM

Maybe I will.  Maybe we'll add an entire eighth day to our weeks.

Bobday?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2014, 11:39:16 AM

Excellent idea.  It would pair nicely with the new month.


Now it's Tuesday. You may proceed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 19, 2014, 10:42:32 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 19, 2014, 11:39:16 AM

It would pair nicely with the new month.

Lemme guess.... Bobuary? Bobember?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2014, 11:05:58 PM

I didn't really think about it.  Bobust I guess.  I was thinking of Ceasar.  "Sure... I'll name a month after myself.  Why not?"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 19, 2014, 11:35:02 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 19, 2014, 11:05:58 PM

"Sure... I'll name a month after myself.  Why not?"

Fortunately for me, the year already starts with Johnuary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 20, 2014, 11:44:15 AM

Bobust could be the zero month, before Johnuary. 8) ::)  B0bust.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 20, 2014, 10:45:22 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 20, 2014, 11:44:15 AM

Bobust could be the zero month, before Johnuary. 8) ::)  B0bust.

(https://i1.cpcache.com/product/601433364/nyet_red_modern_wall_clock.jpg?color=Silver&height=225&width=225)

Apparently you agree...

(https://archcityarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bob-hoodie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on May 20, 2014, 11:45:55 PM

Hmm is this "Last post wins" or "talk about whatever the heck you want?"

I win xP

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 12:20:03 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on May 20, 2014, 11:45:55 PM

Hmm is this "Last post wins" or "talk about whatever the heck you want?"

It can be both. People have to do something while waiting for my ultimate victory.

Quote from: schumaniac on May 20, 2014, 11:45:55 PM

I win xP

 :P

Nope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2014, 01:26:41 AM

Nyet.


Maybe there will be no end to this thread.  If there's a limit, we can find out.

*Bob posts onward... into the unknown.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 01:36:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 21, 2014, 01:26:41 AM

*Bob posts onward... into the unknown.*

Wear this shirt..

(https://rlv.zcache.com/to_boldly_go_where_no_man_has_gone_before_tshirt-r0c40ca96d28744a89e54b61cfb1363ee_wio57_512.jpg)

Thereby avoiding the split infinitive in the original.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 21, 2014, 03:31:06 AM

Latin is for dead people  ::)

(https://www.antoninewall.org/images/roman_images/tombstone.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 03:39:24 AM

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2014, 03:31:06 AM

Latin is for dead people  ::)

Amongst its many uses. Your point?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2014, 04:45:56 AM

Ergo, huh?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 21, 2014, 05:43:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 03:39:24 AM

Amongst its many uses. Your point?

Just needed to post :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 06:14:23 AM

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2014, 05:43:50 AM

Just needed to post :)

There's probably a 12 step program just for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 21, 2014, 07:50:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 06:14:23 AM

There's probably a 12 step program just for that.

Yeah, it goes like this:

1. Win
2. Win again
3. Feel like a winner
4. Win yet again
5. Win a lot
6. Realize you're a winner
7. Keep winning
8. Be a winner
9. Can't help winning
10. Win everyone
11. Win all the time
12. The ultimate victory!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2014, 12:04:13 PM

I'm going to wait and post later.  I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 10:41:25 PM

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2014, 07:50:23 AM

Yeah, it goes like this:

1. Win
2. Win again
3. Feel like a winner
4. Win yet again
5. Win a lot
6. Realize you're a winner
7. Keep winning
8. Be a winner
9. Can't help winning
10. Win everyone
11. Win all the time
12. The ultimate victory!

More like, in your case:

1.   U
2.   R
3.   D
4.   E
5.   L
6.   U
7.   S
8.   I
9.   O
10. N
11. A
12. L

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 22, 2014, 03:46:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 21, 2014, 10:41:25 PM

More like, in your case:

1.   U
2.   R
3.   D
4.   E
5.   L
6.   U
7.   S
8.   I
9.   O
10. N
11. A
12. L

For a moment I thought there was a word I had never heard of and actually tried to google ;D
Mornings  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 22, 2014, 04:05:04 AM

Quote from: outin on May 22, 2014, 03:46:46 AM

Mornings  :-[

Nah, just mornings endured coffeeless.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 22, 2014, 05:19:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 22, 2014, 04:05:04 AM

Nah, just mornings endured coffeeless.

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2003/2238928673_a0ff9dc20e.jpg)

With all 2 apostrophes!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2014, 11:16:05 AM

(https://associatesmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/internet-serious-business-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2014, 10:33:01 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/nJnD26r.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 22, 2014, 10:45:31 PM

(https://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/311/e/1/no_cats_please_by_creator_reloader-d32c7m5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2014, 10:48:28 PM

It's a smoke cat.  That doesn't count.


Have a look here...
https://neave.com/strobe/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 01:14:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 22, 2014, 10:48:28 PM

Have a look here...
https://neave.com/strobe/

(https://www.glamour.com/images/health-fitness/2013/03/migraine-w352.jpg)

Thanks.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 23, 2014, 03:06:09 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 01:14:28 AM

(https://www.glamour.com/images/health-fitness/2013/03/migraine-w352.jpg)

Thanks.  :P

Thanks for the warning :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 03:13:49 AM

Quote from: outin on May 23, 2014, 03:06:09 AM

Thanks for the warning :)

It's my good deed for the day.

Maybe I should try another......

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6a/6f/2d/6a6f2ddcbae29b081a91e73b36d36496.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 23, 2014, 03:25:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 03:13:49 AM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6a/6f/2d/6a6f2ddcbae29b081a91e73b36d36496.jpg)

Isn't it a bit early for that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 03:42:23 AM

Quote from: outin on May 23, 2014, 03:25:28 AM

Isn't it a bit early for that?

(https://www.ortorp.se/sun.gif)

(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_ZBhuxtEV0eM/TCEIyfZ1WsI/AAAAAAAAEMQ/yflVq-YFpFI/yardarm_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800)

Not here it ain't (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yard_(sailing)#.22Sun_over_the_yardarm.22).  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 23, 2014, 03:51:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 03:42:23 AM

(https://www.ortorp.se/sun.gif)

(https://lh4.ggpht.com/_ZBhuxtEV0eM/TCEIyfZ1WsI/AAAAAAAAEMQ/yflVq-YFpFI/yardarm_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800)

Not here it ain't (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yard_(sailing)#.22Sun_over_the_yardarm.22).  ;D

Thanks, this forum is quite enlightening  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 06:11:19 AM

Quote from: outin on May 23, 2014, 03:51:04 AM

Thanks, this forum is quite enlightening  :-*

Just a bug in the system..

(https://lharms925.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/glowworm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 23, 2014, 08:09:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 23, 2014, 06:11:19 AM

Just a bug in the system..

A selfie? So cute  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 24, 2014, 07:24:01 PM

Were you starting to get hopeful?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: johnwilson9 on May 25, 2014, 12:47:53 AM

this post could go on for a long long time haha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2014, 02:04:39 PM

It is possible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: danny_pianist on May 25, 2014, 07:18:43 PM

Isnt there a limit on how many replies a post can have? 9999 or something like that?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 25, 2014, 11:17:58 PM

Quote from: danny_pianist on May 25, 2014, 07:18:43 PM

Isnt there a limit on how many replies a post can have? 9999 or something like that?  ::)

We may well find out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 12:43:09 AM

That's what I was wondering.  How soon until we get to 9,999?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 26, 2014, 12:49:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 26, 2014, 12:43:09 AM

That's what I was wondering.  How soon until we get to 9,999?

8,839 posts and counting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:14:55 AM

Hm?  It's only 1161 replies with this one.

We need a start and end of these new ones to measure from...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:16:35 AM

Say... January until May... four months.  About 20 pages.

1 month = 5 pages

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:18:22 AM

50 post per page
x 5 pages
= 250 posts per month

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:21:29 AM

Oh, I see.   

About 8,840 posts left.
(/50 post per page)
which is 176.8 pages.
(/5, pages per month)
Should take... About 35.36 months to hit 10,000?
(/12 month per year)
2.94666 years.     

About three years until we find out.  We'll have to buckle down and work harder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:23:12 AM

I think we could go for hitting page 30 by July 1st.  That sounds realistic, while pushing it a bit.

So, uh... You guys get started with this project.  You've got a lot of posting to do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 26, 2014, 01:30:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:23:12 AM

So, uh... You guys get started with this project.  You've got a lot of posting to do.

Now we have an end in sight, I'm as below until it approaches nigh.

(https://www.freestockphotos.biz/pictures/3/3225/hammock.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 02:16:12 PM

You guys better get moving.  You still need to finish off this page before you even start the next six pages.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 10:42:38 PM

Come on, "you people."  It may be a holiday in the US, but that's no excuse for non-US countries.  The thread's not going to end itself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2014, 10:46:00 PM

Five pages per month... That's 1.2 pages per week.  50+10. 

You'll all need to create 60 posts per week on this thread to stay on track with the quota.  That's less than 10 post per day. 

There are a lot of people in China and India who would probably love a job like that.  I'm just saying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 26, 2014, 11:23:50 PM

Given that my ultimate victory is inevitable, I don't see the rush.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2014, 01:07:47 AM

There's still a quota.  Numbers can't be argued with.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 27, 2014, 05:31:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 26, 2014, 11:23:50 PM

Given that my ultimate victory is inevitable, I don't see the rush.

(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37198665.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 27, 2014, 05:47:57 AM

Quote from: outin on May 27, 2014, 05:31:02 AM

(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/37198665.jpg)

I can't actually see the picture.   :(

Yes, I'm counting my blessings.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 27, 2014, 07:01:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 27, 2014, 05:47:57 AM

I can't actually see the picture.   :(

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/81/9a/e0/819ae0611eb206c0fd9f7896e895eb23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2014, 11:25:10 AM

Oi.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 27, 2014, 12:46:01 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 27, 2014, 11:25:10 AM

Oi.

(https://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/moshimoshi-oioi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2014, 10:46:28 PM

Just in case Nils gets wind of the plan and closes the thread...


Nils might notice if one thread starts skyrocketing for posts, esp. if the post quality goes down.


Looks like about three posts for today.  We still need seven more to stay on track.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 12:36:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 27, 2014, 10:46:28 PM

We still need seven more to stay on track.

Staying on track isn't a common virtue in these parts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2014, 02:08:16 AM

It's like a giant metronome, but for posts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 03:10:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 28, 2014, 02:08:16 AM

It's like a giant metronome, but for posts.

I'd ask what on earth you meant, but I fear you'd tell me.  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2014, 04:06:12 AM

Seven.  We just need three more.  Three more posts and we've met our quota for the day.  Who's got a post or two or three laying around?  Come on!  You sir!  You look like you're ready to post.  Step right up.  You might win the whole thread.  Imagine that.


10 posts per day.  That's the metronome tick.  *Bob feels rushed.*   

If I had split this into two posts and split my post above into three, we'd probably be done by now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 04:12:55 AM

You need a motivational poster.

(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2657/3752771726_2d8257e7f7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2014, 04:35:05 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 04:12:55 AM

You need a motivational poster.

And a stamp?

(https://www.livefromsiliconvalley.com/airmail/russiac12.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 04:44:38 AM

Quote from: outin on May 28, 2014, 04:35:05 AM

And a stamp?

I doubt 40 Kopecks will get a letter very far these days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on May 28, 2014, 05:43:21 AM

If I were you guys I would be practicing more instead of posting more to get 30 pages...  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: flashyfingers on May 28, 2014, 05:50:19 AM

z

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 05:56:46 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on May 28, 2014, 05:43:21 AM

If I were you guys I would be .....

If you were me, you'd be taller.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2014, 06:34:11 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on May 28, 2014, 05:43:21 AM

If I were you guys I would be practicing more instead of posting more to get 30 pages...  ;D

If you were me you'd be amazed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2014, 06:36:10 AM

Quote from: flashyfingers on May 28, 2014, 05:50:19 AM

My huskies fart so much...

(https://i.imgur.com/gmfYNW8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: flashyfingers on May 28, 2014, 04:49:45 PM

Quote from: outin on May 28, 2014, 06:36:10 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gmfYNW8.jpg)

this is exactly true. but how cute is my puppy?
(https://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii638/chopchop15/ScreenShot2014-05-28at114614AM_zpsaeb372d2.png)

(https://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii638/chopchop15/ScreenShot2014-05-28at114623AM_zps33df5193.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2014, 05:57:33 PM

Quote from: flashyfingers on May 28, 2014, 04:49:45 PM

this is exactly true. but how cute is my puppy?

(https://a.wattpad.com/cover/7975913-256-k765476.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2014, 11:03:02 PM

(https://site.thespacestore.com/googleimages/faisnotopbus.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2014, 11:06:46 PM

Quote from: outin on May 28, 2014, 05:57:33 PM

(https://a.wattpad.com/cover/7975913-256-k765476.jpg)

This cat is half there, half not there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on May 29, 2014, 04:07:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 28, 2014, 05:56:46 AM

If you were me, you'd be taller.  ::)

wow  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 29, 2014, 12:23:42 PM

Quote from: schumaniac on May 29, 2014, 04:07:16 AM

wow  ::)

(https://lh4.ggpht.com/-vMFVonc0GKo/URJseEvhNuI/AAAAAAAAask/76sCzlvsisg/William%252520Shakespeare%252520tweet%252520%25252C%252520Brevity%252520is%252520the%252520soul%252520of%252520twit-8x6%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2014, 11:11:55 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2014, 11:12:33 PM

Oh. Darnit.  I'm not awake yet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on May 30, 2014, 01:07:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 29, 2014, 12:23:42 PM

(https://lh4.ggpht.com/-vMFVonc0GKo/URJseEvhNuI/AAAAAAAAask/76sCzlvsisg/William%252520Shakespeare%252520tweet%252520%25252C%252520Brevity%252520is%252520the%252520soul%252520of%252520twit-8x6%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)

But so is making your posts super long and trailing off like this withouany punctuation and full of spelling errrors like this and without really finishing your sentence but using ellipses instead.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2014, 01:19:17 AM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2014, 02:20:12 AM

.


There.  The ellipse I planned that spread out over three posts is now complete.  So it's like a giant three-part post now, instead of a short one-post post.  Because I planned it that way.



And I get the 1,200th reply here.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 30, 2014, 06:14:50 AM

(https://images.unurthed.com/Vandenbroeck-geometry-point-81.jpg)

My point is better, that's why I'm the winner

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2014, 11:47:17 AM

You've said the same amount of less, just bigger.


Haha.  "Have a look here...."

(https://cdnleicester.tab.co.uk/wp-content/blogs.dir/41/files/2013/10/black.png)

This dot is so big it won't fit.   Only a fraction of it can be displayed here, it's so big.   But it's still just a dot. ::) 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 30, 2014, 11:51:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 30, 2014, 11:47:17 AM

This dot is so big it won't fit.   Only a fraction of it can be displayed here, it's so big.   But it's still just a dot. ::) 8)

(https://www.nnin.org/sites/default/files/educational_materials/biggerbetter.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2014, 12:47:55 AM

Heh, heh, heh...  Do you hear that a lot?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 31, 2014, 05:17:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 31, 2014, 12:47:55 AM

Heh, heh, heh...  Do you hear that a lot?    ;D

(https://memeshare.net/memes/5/4463.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2014, 01:46:52 PM

I don't know.  Let's go back to talking our periods.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 31, 2014, 01:52:39 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 31, 2014, 01:46:52 PM

I don't know.  Let's go back to talking our periods.  Haha.

It's that time of the month?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2014, 05:11:22 PM

Indeed.  That time of the year in fact.  Tomorrow is the start of the second half of.... No, no, it's not.  Whew.... We've got another month until the second half of the year starts.

Either way, j_menz will beats there.  


[For the non-US PS'ers.... In the US a period is this    .       Same as a British full stop.  We call them periods.  Full stop sounds ancient to me.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 31, 2014, 05:18:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 31, 2014, 05:11:22 PM

Indeed.  That time of the year in fact.  Tomorrow is the start of the second half of.... No, no, it's not.  Whew.... We've got another month until the second half of the year starts.

(https://gallery.mailchimp.com/2205657f94f2996540a161ac4/images/LinkedIn_1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2014, 05:21:24 PM

I could handle a Rubiks cube like that. I got a 2x2 one.  Still can't figure it out.  I see there are training videos that tell you the one path to solve those things though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 31, 2014, 05:37:38 PM

Solve this for me...Did the frog eat the kitten and explode while vomiting?

(https://4playernetwork.com/static/media/uploads/random/Animals/Cats/kitten.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2014, 09:04:31 PM

Kermit?   Oh man.... I guess Kermit and Ms. Piggy finally... and that's the kid?  That would explain why I haven't seen the frog in a long, long time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 01, 2014, 11:13:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 31, 2014, 09:04:31 PM

Kermit?   Oh man.... I guess Kermit and Ms. Piggy finally... and that's the kid?  That would explain why I haven't seen the frog in a long, long time.

Nah, you clearly missed the news....

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/23/22/40/232240805c5f89a298e584f35df1de42.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2014, 12:04:13 AM

Like the Misery movie.   Should could eat his legs and still keep him alive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 02, 2014, 05:57:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 02, 2014, 12:04:13 AM

Like the Misery movie.   Should could eat his legs and still keep him alive.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2592528128/hE2873B24/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 02, 2014, 09:18:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 02, 2014, 05:57:22 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2592528128/hE2873B24/)

Don't like writer legs? I think they are much tastier than musician legs...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2014, 11:33:27 AM

Green legs and ham?


(That should be... "She could..." up there, not "Should could...".)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 02, 2014, 10:40:12 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 02, 2014, 11:33:27 AM

Green legs and ham?

Yep

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/93/35/f9/9335f96082c95dab64d2c814fcd89cb5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 02:19:53 AM

Bob, I am.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 02:51:26 AM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-25106-Waldorf-Statler-Internet-sarca-9qnT.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 02:52:23 AM

(https://bigbaddie.com/wp-content/uploads/statler_waldorf_hahaha.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 03:02:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2014, 02:19:53 AM

Bob, I am.

Are you sure?

(https://www.smittenbybritain.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bobs-your-uncle.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 03:07:18 AM

I not your uncle.  Or anyone's uncle.  I don't know who came up with that phrase.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 03:38:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2014, 03:07:18 AM

I not your uncle.  Or anyone's uncle. 

Bob is an assumed name?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 03:46:44 AM

Bob could be my name.  I never said it wasn't.  Ten years ago... The site asks for your name.  What do you put in?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:12:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2014, 03:46:44 AM

Bob could be my name.  I never said it wasn't.  Ten years ago... The site asks for your name.  What do you put in?

Whatever bobs into your head...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:15:43 AM

I am going to spend the next two weeks on my summer cottage. The internet is pretty slow there if it works. So don't imagine that you've won, I'm just preparing my final blow!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 04:20:37 AM

Quote from: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:15:43 AM

I am going to spend the next two weeks on my summer cottage. The internet is pretty slow there if it works. So don't imagine that you've won, I'm just preparing my final blow!

Two weeks... final blow... ?  This thread's got more life in than that, surely. Or is your final blow also it's coup de grace?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:36:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 04:20:37 AM

Two weeks... final blow... ?  This thread's got more life in than that, surely. Or is your final blow also it's coup de grace?

You will all have to wait and see...I may have invented the ultimate thread killing device...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 04:47:06 AM

Quote from: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:36:13 AM

I may have invented the ultimate thread killing device...

I have one of these, though...

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511d-WEUWGL._SY300_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:58:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 04:47:06 AM

I have one of these, though...

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511d-WEUWGL._SY300_.jpg)

Good, but that will only work against archaic things like this...

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ec/e2/68/ece268ac252eca83c716f4b5f7e8f343.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 05:15:26 AM

Quote from: outin on June 03, 2014, 04:58:41 AM

Good, but that will only work against archaic things like this...

Hmm... maybe I should get one of these. It's guaranteed!!

(https://www.threadsaver.com/images/header5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 05:42:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 05:15:26 AM

Hmm... maybe I should get one of these. It's guaranteed!!

(https://www.threadsaver.com/images/header5.jpg)

All those devices will be useless after I finish my experiments with biological weapons...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_r1B3Sl4NJRk/TN7oRKSJwiI/AAAAAAAAACk/J6wZmfXxcZk/s400/lifecycle.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 05:49:31 AM

Quote from: outin on June 03, 2014, 05:42:20 AM

All those devices will be useless after I finish my experiments with biological weapons...

Meh! (and bleagh, btw  :-X )

(https://www.alivepluspharmacy.com/images/Vermox_Treatments_for_Threadworms_100mg-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 06:12:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 05:49:31 AM

Meh! (and bleagh, btw  :-X )

Genetic engineering my friend...

(https://www.liebertpub.com/Dcontent/covers/Large_MicrobialDrugResistance.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 06:21:40 AM

Quote from: outin on June 03, 2014, 06:12:22 AM

Genetic engineering my friend...

(https://www.encognitive.com/files/images/gmo-gentically-modified-organism.jpg)

I think we're safe.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 06:49:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 06:21:40 AM

I think we're safe.  ::)

As always I'm prepared for everything...

(https://www.druide.com/sites/druide.com/files/styles/produit_menu/public/produit_Antidote_0.jpg?itok=jzDJsrgC)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 11:30:09 AM

I'm going to wait and post later.  Save my spot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 03, 2014, 07:22:05 PM

Seems they have upgraded...the connection isn't even that slow...
Tomorrow I must go piano shopping though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 03, 2014, 10:21:56 PM

Quote from: outin on June 03, 2014, 07:22:05 PM

Tomorrow I must go piano shopping though...

Awww...  and it's not even my birthday.  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2014, 11:02:55 PM

I'll one (a grand piano) if you're going out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 04, 2014, 12:49:47 AM

(https://s.quickmeme.com/img/90/90593329ab789b9bee830e526e082956e31fbc1980a6f2d2ec67fc255ab1d279.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 04, 2014, 04:36:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2014, 11:02:55 PM

I'll one (a grand piano) if you're going out.

You'll one what?? Bob?

Anyway, this time I'll only be shopping digitals, due to the conditions...Proper pianos will have to wait...so I'm sure no-one else here wants one...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2014, 04:48:14 AM

I'm losing it.  I'll take one.  I shouldn't have to type every word myself.  The computer should know what I'm thinking and type it out for me. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 04, 2014, 04:52:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2014, 04:48:14 AM

I'm losing it.  I'll take one.  I shouldn't have to type every word myself.  The computer should know what I'm thinking and type it out for me. 

I'll see if I can find one of these for you:

(https://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/brain-computer-interface-3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 04, 2014, 04:53:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2014, 04:48:14 AM

The computer should know what I'm thinking

The last one that did that.....

(https://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/W1/esq-exploding-computer-072111-lg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2014, 04:59:29 AM

Two posts already?

You guys go to bed (even if it's tomorrow in Australia).  I'll stand watch.

(https://www.knightforhire.com/images/standing_knight.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2014, 05:00:28 AM

Oh, and uh.... Don't blink.  8)

(https://photo.accuweather.com/photogallery/2008/8/500/8d79a1ff7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 04, 2014, 05:05:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2014, 04:59:29 AM

You guys go to bed (even if it's tomorrow in Australia).  

At three o'clock in the afternoon?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 04, 2014, 10:19:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 04, 2014, 05:05:06 AM

At three o'clock in the afternoon?  ::)

It's only about one actually.

And the piano shopping has been postponed for tomorrow. So I'll do some building work instead...first day with no praciticing for a long time...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2014, 11:08:05 PM

Quote from: j_menz on June 04, 2014, 05:05:06 AM

At three o'clock in the afternoon?  ::)

Hm?

(https://www.salem-news.com/nphotos/1390871419.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 04, 2014, 11:16:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2014, 11:08:05 PM

Hm?

So that's where it was put.  Not quite far enough for some of our likings.

(https://britainandamerica.typepad.com/britain_and_america/images/a_world_without_america.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2014, 11:19:06 PM

I wonder what the maps look like for people who live in the crack.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 05, 2014, 03:19:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2014, 11:19:06 PM

people who live in the crack.

Who?

(I tried googling, but had to wash my eyes out)

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WEUQiCJ5smY/TqO04edE1BI/AAAAAAAAAbY/ITJrcvUuuYA/s1600/MapleLam_JeNeComprendsPas.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 05, 2014, 04:23:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 05, 2014, 03:19:00 AM

(I tried googling, but had to wash my eyes out)

Thanks for not linking a picture this time!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 05, 2014, 04:39:37 AM

Quote from: outin on June 05, 2014, 04:23:57 AM

Thanks for not linking a picture this time!

It was my...

(https://www.joshuabfarrell.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Good-Deed.png)

Normal service has now resumed.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2014, 11:43:35 PM

My search results results were fine.

I found this one.

https://onebigphoto.com/climber-in-the-crack/
(won't link normally and I'm not spending time figuring it out.)

And then this.  Interesting.

(https://dolarvigilante.com/sites/default/files/images/Rome%204.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2014, 12:03:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 05, 2014, 11:43:35 PM

My search results results were fine.

Either you need therapy (or locking up) or you had your "safe search" filter on.

Quote from: Bob on June 05, 2014, 11:43:35 PM

(https://dolarvigilante.com/sites/default/files/images/Rome%204.gif)

Some of us have moved on...

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/5b/5b/095b5b88f3fc9d95852976a95aa95512.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2014, 12:16:38 AM

Nope.  Safe search is off.  There's one "vintage" image, but I'm not dying over it.  Some druggie people.  My mind started to wander though, so... I'm giving up on that.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-i-m-a-pianist-2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2014, 12:25:56 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/Tirez_sur_le_pianiste.jpg/220px-Tirez_sur_le_pianiste.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2014, 12:31:04 AM

(https://guncarryinglibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/please_dont_shoot_the_piano_player.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2014, 01:38:58 AM

I believe he can do better, so...

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/000025681/polls_squirrel_with_machine_gun.jpg_5148_728873.jpeg_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2014, 01:50:01 AM

(https://emsincorporated.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/How-Much-PR-Should-You-Have-Persistent-and-Consistent-is-Key-to-Success1.jpg)


I also found this while I was looking for persistent.  Looks familiar.

(https://www.bauenblog.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/persistencia.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2014, 01:58:54 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 06, 2014, 01:50:01 AM

Looks familiar.

More familiar with butter, garlic and parsley..

(https://www.finestchef.com/escargot_recipe.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2014, 04:37:34 AM

Yuuuuuck.

I was going to pretend that was little chunks of steak but then I start thinking "eat" and I still know it's a snail.  Yeeuck.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2014, 04:44:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 06, 2014, 04:37:34 AM

Yeeuck.

Sorry, I forgot it was personal...

(https://img-ipad.lisisoft.com/img/8/8/887-1-snail-bob.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 09, 2014, 10:54:32 PM

Did you win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 10, 2014, 12:16:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 09, 2014, 10:54:32 PM

Did you win?

Of course.  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 10, 2014, 02:24:25 AM

I forgot the   ;D  face in my post above.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 10, 2014, 06:15:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 10, 2014, 02:24:25 AM

I forgot the   ;D  face in my post above.

You mean the..

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/16/cd/7c/16cd7c28988fdff6c9c3f0e239628d76.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 10, 2014, 06:34:27 AM

You people do know that you have no chance of winning, right? I am just waiting for the right moment...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ahgp9H1FDW8/UMn_G4ti6YI/AAAAAAAAA4c/Va7tydEYd_U/s1600/theendoftheworld2012.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 10, 2014, 11:07:51 AM

*Bob thought Outin's post a reference to the thread being reborn at first.*

(https://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/334/a/4/phoenix_final07_by_eedenartwork-d5mohzq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 10, 2014, 02:59:56 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on June 10, 2014, 04:09:52 PM

Has this thread anything to do with the D-Day landings?

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 10, 2014, 05:22:34 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 10, 2014, 02:59:56 PM

.

We already had that discussion on the last page  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 10, 2014, 07:51:12 PM

Anyone else suffer from piles??

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 10, 2014, 10:51:28 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 10, 2014, 07:51:12 PM

Anyone else suffer from piles??

Thal

Napoleon, apparently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cometear on June 10, 2014, 11:15:00 PM

Let's talk religion shall we? >:)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 10, 2014, 11:21:51 PM

Quote from: cometear on June 10, 2014, 11:15:00 PM

Let's talk religion shall we? >:)

Nah.... That would make the thread endless, and we need an end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2014, 12:31:59 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 11, 2014, 01:37:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2014, 12:31:59 AM

Everything that has a beginning has an end.......

The sequence of primes greater than one?  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2014, 04:03:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 11, 2014, 01:37:48 AM

The sequence of primes...

Like this?

(https://www.havokproductions.ca/blogimages/transformerscollection/all3primesgunsup.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 11, 2014, 04:17:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2014, 04:03:22 AM

Like this?

No. Like what you'd get from this little guy...

(https://www.free-online-calculator-use.com/image-files/prime-number-generator.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cometear on June 11, 2014, 04:57:59 AM

I want to win this game but I just can't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 11, 2014, 05:12:22 AM

Quote from: cometear on June 11, 2014, 04:57:59 AM

I want to win this game but I just can't.

Of course you can't. Only I can. But you're quite welcome to waste time here like everyone else.  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cometear on June 11, 2014, 11:16:56 AM

Alright that sounds entertaining enough :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2014, 11:27:05 AM

If you believe in yourself enough, anything is possible.



Hahahaha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 11, 2014, 10:53:27 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2014, 11:27:05 AM

If you believe in yourself enough, anything is possible.

(https://fumaga.com/i/if-anything-is-possible-philosoraptor.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2014, 11:01:01 PM

Is 'nothing is impossible' than there's always something, right?  There can't be nothing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 12, 2014, 01:34:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2014, 11:01:01 PM

There can't be nothing.

These guys apparently sell it..

(https://everyonesanidiot.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/nothing13.jpeg)

(or they wasted a lot of money)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2014, 02:31:54 AM

If nothing is impossible, then that sign also says 'impossible here.'

And it you went there looking for the impossible, you would find nothing.   Just like the sign says.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 12, 2014, 04:52:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 12, 2014, 02:31:54 AM

you would find nothing.   Just like the sign says.

Finally!

(https://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Truth_In_Advertising.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 12, 2014, 11:06:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 12, 2014, 04:52:44 AM

(https://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Truth_In_Advertising.jpg)

I'm not going to buy a cat in the box...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2014, 12:12:58 PM

It's in the box and not in the box.

What's the return policy on it if it's both dead and alive?  Can you return the dead one?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 12, 2014, 10:19:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 12, 2014, 12:12:58 PM

What's the return policy on it if it's both dead and alive?  Can you return the dead one?

Not without killing it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 13, 2014, 04:43:25 AM

But it was that way when it was purchased.  And it wasn't too.  Maybe a 50% refund then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 13, 2014, 04:53:14 AM

If you buy a cat in a box, you have to live with the uncertainty. It's part of what you paid for.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 13, 2014, 06:28:18 AM

My bum hurts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 13, 2014, 09:39:54 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 13, 2014, 06:28:18 AM

My bum hurts.

Did you get spanked for being naughty again?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 13, 2014, 10:00:07 AM

I think I have overdone the cycling.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 15, 2014, 11:13:54 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 13, 2014, 10:00:07 AM

I think I have overdone the cycling.

Thal

Probably not so much the cycling as the lycra.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2014, 01:45:48 AM

*Bob's pants ripped from bike riding recently.* :-[

Trouser pants.  American pants.  Not the British meaning.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 16, 2014, 04:06:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 16, 2014, 01:45:48 AM

*Bob's pants ripped from bike riding recently.* :-[

You need these...

(https://www.floandstan.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bikeclips-272x300.jpg)

(or a better sense of balance, or to lay of those pre cycle drinkies)

Quote from: Bob on June 16, 2014, 01:45:48 AM

Trouser pants.  American pants.  Not the British meaning.  ::)

We're with you yanks on that one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2014, 04:10:18 AM

What are those?  For the pant leg? Goes around leg?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 16, 2014, 04:14:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 16, 2014, 04:10:18 AM

What are those?  For the pant leg? Goes around leg?

Yep.

It says for "gentlemen and lady riders", but in my experience the decidedly uncouth can wear them as well, without repercussions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 19, 2014, 02:59:20 AM

Just don't wear pants.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 19, 2014, 03:07:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 19, 2014, 02:59:20 AM

Just don't wear pants.

 :o

No. Do. Please.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 19, 2014, 03:33:16 AM

Too late!(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lWPVi4axL7k/U2FZrAIb6tI/AAAAAAAAbVw/MfqWi3Dq968/s1600/Overweight+Man+Wearing+Spandex+Cycling+Clothes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 19, 2014, 03:39:49 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 19, 2014, 03:33:16 AM

Too late!

You know I've just had lunch.

Cleaning bill being prepared for PM to you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 19, 2014, 06:57:04 AM

You really should ask before posting my photo.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2014, 02:35:05 AM

It would be kind of cool if we had zeppelins around again, hauling things.  Slow air travel. 


Just a random, unrelated thought. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 20, 2014, 02:40:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2014, 02:35:05 AM

It would be kind of cool if we had zeppelins around again, hauling things.  Slow air travel. 


Just a random, unrelated thought. 

I'm sure we can do a whip round to get you a ticket.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2014, 02:56:43 AM

21st century. We can make better now.

And they can stick wifi on them all.  Controlled, airborne, free internet.


Heck with it.  I'll take my flying car, but have it be a bit of a blimp too so if it messes up, it will just float around.  No road maintenance needed then either.  Money saved.  I can just hop in, let it float/drive me to work, and read email along the way.  Add some solar power with the amount of ballast covering used.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2014, 03:04:18 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yj7qLDvwK7A/UFqeWvxqmBI/AAAAAAAAAH0/CFViTl_xRwU/s1600/blimp.png)


I think I'd like my personal zeppelin to look more like a shark.  The regular blimp sharp and even the 'air whale' don't quite have the look I'm going for. Maybe navy blue or black or something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 20, 2014, 03:18:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2014, 03:04:18 AM

Maybe navy blue or black or something.

Boring!

(https://www.globe-guardian.com/images/blimp_001.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2014, 11:14:29 AM

That's not quite me.

I'd also go for a transparent or 'invisible' coloring.   Have it completely blend in. 

Or have it appear like something that shouldn't be there. The air whales look amusing, except it's a whale.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2014, 12:12:42 PM

You guys didn't think you'd seen the last of me???

If you did... then it might be for yet another while... piggy-backing of my phones internet. Don't have ADSL yet...

Good to see the threads still alive though   ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 20, 2014, 02:51:21 PM

I want an airship.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on June 20, 2014, 03:12:11 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 20, 2014, 02:51:21 PM

I want an airship.

Mightn't it be wise to obtain a pilot's licence first?

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2014, 11:45:37 PM

I'll take one "sportscar" airship.  And then I'd like one larger airship that has a decent sized apartment attached.  I'd save money on property taxes.  Just float around.  Get tired of that location.  Float somewhere else. 

I see I'm not the only one.  Interesting google images.

I'll take that in silver too.  Just because it looks cool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2014, 12:26:08 AM

I hope you don't mind if I dump my trash and stuff out while I'm hovering over your area.  :P If you're being environmentally friendly and doing your part, you'd clean that trash and stuff up.  Come on.  Don't be lazy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2014, 10:57:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 26, 2014, 01:23:12 AM

I think we could go for hitting page 30 by July 1st.  That sounds realistic, while pushing it a bit.

So, uh... You guys get started with this project.  You've got a lot of posting to do.

I think you guys are falling behind.  You're supposed to be hitting page 30 by July 1st here.

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Falling_d67ba6_167848.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2014, 11:23:04 PM

Just doing my part....


(https://i.imgur.com/GS9qRIh.jpg)


It's a purebread cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 22, 2014, 04:59:45 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2014, 11:23:04 PM

Just doing my part....


(https://i.imgur.com/GS9qRIh.jpg)


It's a purebread cat.

Lovely :)

There's more...

(https://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bread-dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 22, 2014, 05:50:38 PM

(https://www.takeamegabite.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/03/SnailBreadFriends.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 22, 2014, 05:54:12 PM

To the left...

Quote from: outin on June 22, 2014, 04:59:45 PM

(https://veryhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bread-dog.jpg)

To the right....

(https://memeguy.com/photos/images/purebread-pug-99342.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 22, 2014, 11:55:06 PM

Happy belated

(https://dakiniland.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/winter_solstice_mistletoe_300.jpg?w=590)

Cutting mistletoe, dancing round bonfires, sacrificing virgins.... I'm exhausted.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2014, 12:34:04 AM

Yes.  It's summer here now.... Dang, that was fast.


*Bob is hungry for raisin bread after looking at the pug pics.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 23, 2014, 12:51:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2014, 12:34:04 AM

*Bob is hungry for raisin bread after looking at the pug pics.*

For you....

(https://www.michels.com.au/assets/Product-Pages/Breads/_resampled/croppedimage280225-RaisinToastCoffee1sliceHR-web.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2014, 04:59:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2014, 12:34:04 AM

It's summer here now....

It seems summer decided not to come for us this year...

(https://api.ning.com/files/rSTp3gcLPnnuMrQCtv8xtqaEu5Utb-*FVQowhPSztR2c2Z69bqkE318QnHMiXNZphx9s4qrBzaqdmMVTcnYXb1l0Ojh*xTPx/332.JPG?width=737&height=491)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 23, 2014, 05:04:59 AM

Quote from: outin on June 23, 2014, 04:59:48 AM

It seems summer decided not to come for us this year...

Our fault, we decided to hang onto it (https://www.smh.com.au/environment/weather/sydney-on-track-for-one-of-its-warmest-junes-20140618-zscya.html) for just a bit longer this year.

Looks like we've now let go, so you should be sunburnt in no time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2014, 05:09:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 23, 2014, 05:04:59 AM

Looks like we've now let go, so you should be sunburnt in no time.

(https://media.salemwebnetwork.com/ecards/thankyou/cc_thanksbunch.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 23, 2014, 05:32:47 AM

Actually, your average June is only 1.6 degrees warmer than our average June.  :o

I'm normally dressed like this about now:

(https://media2.kjrh.com/photo/2011/01/07/dress_warmly_20110107115509_320_240.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2014, 07:40:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 23, 2014, 05:32:47 AM

Actually, your average June is only 1.6 degrees warmer than our average June.  :o

I'm normally dressed like this about now:

(https://media2.kjrh.com/photo/2011/01/07/dress_warmly_20110107115509_320_240.JPG)

Our concept of summer is slightly different maybe?

But I can't remember when we have been this cold in June...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2014, 11:53:09 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 23, 2014, 12:51:00 AM

For you....

(https://www.michels.com.au/assets/Product-Pages/Breads/_resampled/croppedimage280225-RaisinToastCoffee1sliceHR-web.jpg)

(https://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2013/04/funny-surprised-pug-771.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2014, 03:32:31 AM

You guys....

I've warned you.  *Bob thinks it's time to crack the whip.*

Not quite the effect I was going for.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 03:39:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 24, 2014, 03:32:31 AM

Not quite the effect I was going for.  ::)

You clearly need lessons..  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 24, 2014, 04:18:12 AM

Its winter in Australia now. It's so cold, today is 17C (62 F) and at night it will be 11C (51F)!!!!! SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 04:25:54 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 24, 2014, 04:18:12 AM

Its winter in Australia now. It's so cold, today is 17C (62 F) and at night it will be 11C (51F)!!!!! SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya big sook!  :P

BTW, factor in wind chill - it starts to look much more sympathy worthy!  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2014, 05:03:20 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 24, 2014, 04:18:12 AM

Its winter in Australia now. It's so cold, today is 17C (62 F) and at night it will be 11C (51F)!!!!! SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're such cry babies!

Just enjoy the summer activities

(https://worldwest.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2012/12/26/122712_swimming_t670.jpg?b3f6a5d7692ccc373d56e40cf708e3fa67d9af9d)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 05:07:03 AM

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2014, 05:03:20 AM

You're such cry babies!

Just enjoy the summer activities

Some of us (not me, I hasten to say) did.

https://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-planning/travel-news/hundreds-take-naked-plunge-in-dark-pregnant cat-nude-swim-20140623-3an4c.html (https://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-planning/travel-news/hundreds-take-naked-plunge-in-dark-pregnant cat-nude-swim-20140623-3an4c.html)

Content warning for the (very) sensitive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2014, 05:20:40 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 05:07:03 AM

Some of us (not me, I hasten to say) did.

So you missed all the fun?  ::)

I didn't do much swimming during my vacation at the country, but the weather was just fine 8)

(https://cdn1-www.liveoutdoors.com/assets/uploads/2010/10/file_108537_0_cold-weather-fishing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 05:28:24 AM

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2014, 05:20:40 AM

So you missed all the fun?  ::)

Not quite my idea of fun. Particularly in cold water.

Just noticed that the quaint filter daemon here at PS changed what is actually called the Dark M-o-f-o Festival (even on kiddie time TV here) to dark-pregnant-cat.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2014, 05:40:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 05:28:24 AM

Not quite my idea of fun. Particularly in cold water.

Just noticed that the quaint filter daemon here at PS changed what is actually called the Dark M-o-f-o Festival (even on kiddie time TV here) to dark-pregnant-cat.  ::)

I noticed that too, but could not find any such animal in the photo...So here's one

(https://www.2ndchance.info/pregnantcatcare-imagel.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 05:58:05 AM

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2014, 05:40:10 AM

So here's one

Looks like she'd been happier had someone read this...

(https://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/ef/3f/ef3f8f99e98c97c731aa9fb2175de11f.jpg?itok=H9asdWlQ)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2014, 08:20:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 05:58:05 AM

Looks like she'd been happier had someone read this...

(https://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/ef/3f/ef3f8f99e98c97c731aa9fb2175de11f.jpg?itok=H9asdWlQ)

Or not...

(https://lovemeow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/6962854417_2f84632620_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 24, 2014, 10:47:47 AM

Eat it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2014, 11:29:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 24, 2014, 10:47:47 AM

Eat it!

The cat?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 10:49:14 PM

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2014, 11:29:36 AM

The cat?

Mmmmmmmmm... Furry!

(https://oxfordburgerblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/cat_burger.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 25, 2014, 12:04:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 24, 2014, 10:49:14 PM

Mmmmmmmmm... Furry!

(https://oxfordburgerblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/cat_burger.jpg)

(https://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/peanut-butter-candy-corn-sandwich.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 12:45:44 AM

(https://echostains.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/90411014551578.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 25, 2014, 02:21:38 AM

I'm not looking up those realistic heads that are actually bread.  :-X

A snail instead.  8)

(https://www.kids-cooking-activities.com/image-files/tn_snailbread.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 02:59:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 25, 2014, 02:21:38 AM

I'm not looking up those realistic heads that are actually bread.  :-X

Try the other end...

(https://dqgbamvc6tnf4.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/body-parts-bread.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2014, 03:54:19 AM

Gourmet photo time?

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V7lgcekRKTE/UPPAuv0ZgOI/AAAAAAAASL0/RZJMm3lmOio/s1600/disgusting-looking-food-09.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 04:31:23 AM

Quote from: outin on June 25, 2014, 03:54:19 AM

Gourmet photo time?

Apparently not.  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2014, 04:35:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 04:31:23 AM

Apparently not.  :-X

Cute ones then?

(https://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/11/8f11d242a7b8fa8e6bbfa4eed1ef1b91.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 04:49:06 AM

Quote from: outin on June 25, 2014, 04:35:52 AM

Cute ones then?

That's just gross! Ewwww!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 25, 2014, 05:09:30 AM

(https://www.csudh.edu/oliver/chemdata/warnlabs/nofood.gif)


(But what's the blue thing?  The stew I get. Wondering about the blue thing though.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 05:16:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 25, 2014, 05:09:30 AM

(But what's the blue thing?  The stew I get. Wondering about the blue thing though.)

A Smurf.  ::)

(https://www.noslang.com/smurf/smurf.jpg)

No hat, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2014, 05:54:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 05:16:39 AM

A Smurf.  ::)

Fried smurf sounds delicious :)

(https://i1150.photobucket.com/albums/o620/shawnchen07/CCL313/9_zps487f00ee.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 06:03:32 AM

Quote from: outin on June 25, 2014, 05:54:42 AM

Fried smurf sounds delicious :)

Only in Finland!  :-X

Obviously they should be steamed.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ugPI48-KGqM/THAbI0gPcLI/AAAAAAAAAUU/A6497H1iM8s/s1600/082110SmurfBentoWtmk.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2014, 06:06:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 06:03:32 AM

Only in Finland!  :-X

Unfortunately you can only catch them in North America :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 06:12:26 AM

Quote from: outin on June 25, 2014, 06:06:23 AM

Unfortunately you can only catch them in North America :(

Wouldn't a peikko be a reasonable substitute?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2014, 06:22:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 06:12:26 AM

Wouldn't a peikko be a reasonable substitute?

No, they have white meat that doesn't taste that good :(

(https://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c311/SpankyStokes/-images1/resziedResinFigures1.jpg)

Besides I only fish, never hunt...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 25, 2014, 12:45:22 PM

Mmmm im hungry now *drool

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 10:35:12 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 25, 2014, 12:45:22 PM

Mmmm im hungry now *drool

So hungry you ate the apostrophe?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 26, 2014, 12:21:32 AM

(https://www.troll.me/images/dawson-crying/why-cant-we-all-win.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 12:37:08 AM

Quote from: visitor on June 26, 2014, 12:21:32 AM

(https://www.troll.me/images/dawson-crying/why-cant-we-all-win.jpg)

Because none of you are me. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2014, 02:37:25 AM

Then the whole thread would turn into one big afterschool special.

We'd end up like this....

(https://socialnicole.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/iStock_000011542402XSmall.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 03:01:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 26, 2014, 02:37:25 AM

Then the whole thread would turn into one big afterschool special.

We'd end up like this....

That's why we have rules about victory.  Just to remind everyone....

(https://cstrips.bitstrips.com/3VZ3P_WH43.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2014, 03:27:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 03:01:37 AM

That's why we have rules about victory.  Just to remind everyone....

(https://cstrips.bitstrips.com/3VZ3P_WH43.png)

Forgot no. 11:
But actually I'm just being delusional, it all belongs to Outin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 03:41:44 AM

Quote from: outin on June 26, 2014, 03:27:50 AM

I'm just being delusional

Many a true word was spoken in jest.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2014, 03:48:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 03:41:44 AM

Many a true word was spoken in jest.  8)

(https://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/14900000/You-Can-t-Win-bruce-lee-14927737-350-350.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 03:50:48 AM

I already have. I'm just waiting for the rest of you to catch up.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2014, 04:31:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 10:35:12 PM

So hungry you ate the apostrophe?  ::)

Yes as you can see there is no apostrophe left, it was delicious. The capital letter and full stop were also a delight :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 06:10:07 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2014, 04:31:07 AM

Yes as you can see there is no apostrophe left, it was delicious. The capital letter and full stop were also a delight :)

You could have picked tastier mistakes...

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/6d/eb/8d6debe044a37256a81142792bbe5866.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2014, 06:52:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 06:10:07 AM

You could have picked tastier mistakes...

*eats j_menz

Oh no he didnt!?!?!??!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2014, 06:54:41 AM

You know what is an annoying mistake? When people say "Absolutely!".... Im waiting for what gets attached to the end of that.... mmm do they mean yes?? THey agree? lol. Absolutely... then they mutter under their breath bs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2014, 07:08:51 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2014, 06:54:41 AM

You know what is an annoying mistake? When people say "Absolutely!".... Im waiting for what gets attached to the end of that.... mmm do they mean yes?? THey agree? lol. Absolutely... then they mutter under their breath bs.

Maybe what they actually mean to say is Absolut?

(https://pernod-ricard.com/files/gamme/i1g1_small_13.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2014, 10:47:42 AM

Isn't it a cultural thing?  Implied word following?   "I absolutely agree."  "It's absolutely ok."   But it's shortened to "Absolutely."

The vodka brand looks like it's misspelled.  If they're drunk, by the end, they just left off an E?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2014, 02:24:29 PM

(https://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/2/0/2/3/9/9/0/1/orig-20239901.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2014, 03:34:59 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 26, 2014, 10:47:42 AM

The vodka brand looks like it's misspelled.  If they're drunk, by the end, they just left off an E?

It's just the Swedish spelling which is appropriate, since this is kind of a Swedish site, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2014, 03:36:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2014, 02:24:29 PM

(https://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/2/0/2/3/9/9/0/1/orig-20239901.jpg)

I'm sorry to tell you that you are too late, we've already confirmed that I am the winner  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 26, 2014, 07:02:38 PM

You mean you were the winner. You have now been relegated to 2nd.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2014, 10:20:40 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 26, 2014, 07:02:38 PM

You mean you were the winner. You have now been relegated to 2nd.

Sorry... I'll just update that then!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2014, 10:44:17 PM

Huh?  Did I interrupt something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 10:48:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 26, 2014, 10:44:17 PM

Huh?  Did I interrupt something?

Not really. Just a speedbump on this eccentric road to my ultimate victory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2014, 04:09:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 26, 2014, 10:48:58 PM

Not really. Just a speedbump on this eccentric road to my ultimate victory.

Keep dreaming! This is what comes up when one googles your name:

(https://i1057.photobucket.com/albums/t387/Babajanian/markasspam.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 04:20:36 AM

LOL - the price of eternal vigilance.  :(

Funnily, Bing misses that one, and only has some of my posted pics after pages (and pages) of Japanese male models.

(https://item.shopping.c.yimg.jp/i/j/menz-style_135-mz20144)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 04:36:46 AM

Quote from: outin on June 27, 2014, 04:09:19 AM

This is what comes up when one googles your name:

I just tried your name. Not anything postable here.  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:01:09 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 04:20:36 AM

Funnily, Bing misses that one, and only has some of my posted pics after pages (and pages) of Japanese male models.

(https://item.shopping.c.yimg.jp/i/j/menz-style_135-mz20144)

Oh, that's isn't you in the photo?  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:03:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 04:36:46 AM

I just tried your name. Not anything postable here.  :o

This is kind of cute though...

(https://www.thesagergroup.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Outin.jpg)

But Google is really persistent in making sure I am not really searching for Putin  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:14:07 AM

Quote from: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:03:54 AM

Google is really persistent in making sure I am not really searching for Putin  ::)

Google is kind like that.

Bing didn't ask, had no option to say I really meant it and just assumed I meant out-in and produced page after page of porn!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:16:46 AM

Quote from: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:01:09 AM

Oh, that's isn't you in the photo?  ;)

Of course not. The watch is too loose.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:20:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:14:07 AM

Google is kind like that.

Bing didn't ask, had no option to say I really meant it and just assumed I meant out-in and produced page after page of porn!

Actually these searches seem to be personalized. They track your previous searches and make assumptions according to those on what you want...I did not get porn, only some reference to people coming out of the closet...so...what have you been up to lately? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:23:33 AM

Quote from: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:20:37 AM

Actually these searches seem to be personalized. They track your previous searches and make assumptions according to those on what you want...I did not get porn, only some reference to people coming out of the closet...so...what have you been up to lately? ;)

This is my work computer.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:25:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:23:33 AM

This is my work computer.  ::)

Even worse!

Or you might not want to know what other people do on the server...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:36:22 AM

Quote from: outin on June 27, 2014, 05:25:48 AM

Even worse!

Or you might not want to know what other people do on the server...

It's an open plan office for the most part. And it's all filtered (though strangely not the results of image searches).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2014, 06:36:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 27, 2014, 05:36:22 AM

It's an open plan office for the most part. And it's all filtered (though strangely not the results of image searches).

Maybe the search results are georaphically filtered? They just assume that Aussies want to see porn?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 27, 2014, 11:23:22 AM

You know, there's a TED talk on the Google search bubble....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2014, 10:00:40 PM

One more page by July 1st...   So close... I think it's doable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 29, 2014, 01:49:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2014, 10:00:40 PM

One more page by July 1st...   So close... I think it's doable.

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002151295/458112846_not_a_chance_answer_2_xlarge.png)

Nope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2014, 04:30:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 29, 2014, 01:49:38 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002151295/458112846_not_a_chance_answer_2_xlarge.png)

Nope.

(https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120402184855/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/8/8d/I-agree.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2014, 12:38:16 PM

(https://www.allgraphics123.com/ag/01/12680/12680.gif)


Oh wait.  We still have a day left at least, even for j_menz.  I guess we can slack off a bit and finish this page off tomorrow. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2014, 03:04:50 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 29, 2014, 12:38:16 PM

(https://www.allgraphics123.com/ag/01/12680/12680.gif)

(https://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p168/swingman62/CharlieBrownLucyFootball.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2014, 03:55:23 PM

All right.  You guys are on break until tomorrow.  You'll violate the union rules.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2014, 04:02:16 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 29, 2014, 03:55:23 PM

All right.  You guys are on break until tomorrow.  You'll violate the union rules.

(https://socialspark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/break-rules_38716738_XS-300x235.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2014, 04:54:04 PM

Getting pretty close to the next page.  Someone wants a word with you...

(https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/000/03/000-0310223251-union-thugs1.jpg)



Actually.... Page 1 would be the first ten post/replies.... Page 10 would be the tenth...  So, wouldn't we need to fill up Page 30 on here to actually meet the quota?  In which case, you guys better get moving.  You've got another whole page left and less than two days now.  Doable, but... better not slack off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2014, 10:25:00 PM

I win...   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 29, 2014, 11:00:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 29, 2014, 04:54:04 PM

better not slack off.

Part of my rules to live by:

(https://myadventuresinadulthood.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/slacking-off1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 12:30:11 AM

I think this should do it....



Darnit!...  >:(  Doesn't matter.  We still have to finish page 30 to be complete.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 12:51:52 AM

Calm down.

(https://www.iwantthatsign.com/WebRoot/BT2/Shops/BT4029/4BA2/15B5/A2E0/1CD6/6D82/0A0A/33E8/8C33/whats-the-rush.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 12:58:02 AM

We have a quota to meet.  It's planned out.  If we don't meet the plans, than all that was wasted.

The person who actually fills up the last page probably won't realize it though.  The person who steps to the next new page would be aware of that, but they weren't the one who completed the page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 01:02:46 AM

Aw man.... It's 50 posts per page.  So reply 1449 will finish this page.  Plus there's another page to finish by tomorrow.

You know what that means.


You guys have failed.  Shame on you.

(https://warosu.org/data/ic/img/0017/25/1399664426231.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 01:05:15 AM

I mean, uh... Let's buckle down and get this job done.  I believe in you.  Sure.  We'll finish off Page 30 by July 1st.  Go team.  Yeh.



...and there was much rejoicing.... Yeh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 01:41:45 AM

Here, you'll need this...


(https://i1.cpcache.com/product/2771239/small_poster.jpg?height=350&width=350)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 02:21:13 AM

It's not me.  I was merely hired in to manage the thread.  Have to have direction and goals.  Otherwise it will wander aimlessly. 

By the way, when do I get paid?   Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 02:56:02 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 30, 2014, 02:21:13 AM

Have to have direction and goals.  Otherwise it will wander aimlessly. 

I like wandering aimlessly.

Quote from: Bob on June 30, 2014, 02:21:13 AM

By the way, when do I get paid?   Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 03:11:18 AM

I'm charging double then. 


(I don't think that youtube has any audio...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 03:15:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 30, 2014, 03:11:18 AM

(I don't think that youtube has any audio...)

It does. Maybe your system has a taste filter?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 03:56:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 30, 2014, 12:58:02 AM

We have a quota to meet.  It's planned out. 

(https://messiahmom.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/plan-a.jpg?w=500)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:05:58 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 04:14:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:05:58 AM

(https://www.sddd.nl/fileshare/webrelatedpics/killerbbanner.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:24:24 AM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2014, 04:14:03 AM

(https://www.sddd.nl/fileshare/webrelatedpics/killerbbanner.png)

None of that little green person stuff here, thanks.

(https://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/41/80/02/400_F_41800243_MpDyZgzk1hNh43lRovmwUVagc7aeKJAX.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 04:27:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:24:24 AM

None of that little green person stuff here, thanks.

You've been watching too much silly scifi stuff? Little green men...?  ;D

(https://www.angelfire.com/planet/kingb/plan9torvamp.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:37:22 AM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2014, 04:27:02 AM

Little green men...?  ;D

Not just little green men....

(https://cbsmancave.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/pinupsanchez.jpg?w=300)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 04:47:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:37:22 AM

Not just little green men....

(https://cbsmancave.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/pinupsanchez.jpg?w=300)

You just keep dreaming... :)

(https://www.hellogreenman.com/images/green_man_3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:49:39 AM

Waiting for winter?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 05:04:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 04:49:39 AM

Waiting for winter?

That requires something warmer

(https://www.crystalmountainblog.com/IMG_0108.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 05:06:30 AM

Eww... :-X

I was referencing the ice skates on concrete look.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 06:55:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 30, 2014, 05:06:30 AM

I was referencing the ice skates on concrete look.  ::)

Something like this?

(https://us.123rf.com/450wm/wiml/wiml1211/wiml121100065/16588168-figure-skate-on-ice-floor-against-concrete-wall.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2014, 10:56:24 AM

Ugh.... Not what I wanted to see waking up this morning....  By that I mean the ice skate of course.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2014, 03:34:16 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 30, 2014, 10:56:24 AM

Ugh.... Not what I wanted to see waking up this morning....  By that I mean the ice skate of course.

Yeah, they can really ruin one's appetite...

(https://cdn.nhl.com/images/upload/2007/10/howell_skate.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 01:33:52 AM

(https://www.mysafetysign.com/img/lg/K/Thin-Ice-Never-Safe-Sign-K-7532.gif)

You have been warned!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 01, 2014, 01:35:05 AM

My throat was lacerated by thin ice in a drink, so dangerous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2014, 02:19:56 AM

Dang.  We're not going to make it.  Maybe this page, but no through Page 30.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 02:56:36 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HX5hvj7IeO4/TtxIj3VJ3vI/AAAAAAAAAcI/P-QkywNcVVo/s320/panic-wallpaper-6-743320.jpg)

(https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5009/5323063314_a0bcd6261b_m.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2014, 03:12:34 AM

Not going to happen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 04:10:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 01, 2014, 03:12:34 AM

Not going to happen.

It already hasn't here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 01, 2014, 04:22:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 01, 2014, 03:12:34 AM

Not going to happen.

(https://www.holycrapitslate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Who-Cares-Homer.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 04:56:13 AM

Quote from: outin on July 01, 2014, 04:22:30 AM

(https://www.holycrapitslate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Who-Cares-Homer.gif)

(https://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/attachments/nobody-cares-spongebob-jpg.4683/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2014, 11:47:47 AM

If you want to roll the counter over in three years.... you'll care....  you'll care....



Although, after that... It either rolls over or it doesn't.  There will probably be more of a buildup than an actual payoff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 01, 2014, 12:23:20 PM

Eye Care. Who cares? I care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 10:47:02 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 01, 2014, 12:23:20 PM

Eye Care. Who cares? I care.

(https://oddlovescompany.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/imgres6.jpeg)

Oh, and Groan!  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on July 01, 2014, 11:27:19 PM

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2014, 11:28:06 PM

(https://images.laughingelephant.com/large/34393.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2014, 11:28:43 PM

Quote from: mjames on July 01, 2014, 11:27:19 PM

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

Well it was.  



But not now.  



 ::)
 ;D


We can all boost our post count and appear more intelligent that way with this thread.


*Bob considers imposing a mandatory quota that is required on newbies.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 11:37:20 PM

Quote from: mjames on July 01, 2014, 11:27:19 PM

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

Pull up a martini....
 (https://pegitboard.com/pics/t/229400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2014, 11:45:34 PM

*Bob continues clicking the pic.*   I've almost got it.  Hang on. 


Hang on. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 12:13:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 01, 2014, 11:45:34 PM

Hang on. 


Hang on. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 02, 2014, 03:39:52 AM

Quote from: mjames on July 01, 2014, 11:27:19 PM

Is this where all the cool people hang out???.

(https://ih3.redbubble.net/image.6100659.4300/sticker,375x360.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 03:57:10 AM

Quote from: outin on July 02, 2014, 03:39:52 AM

(https://ih3.redbubble.net/image.6100659.4300/sticker,375x360.png)

"Bizness" may be good but spelling is appalling.

(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-frc3/t5/373259_195675643797274_1749695206_n.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 02, 2014, 04:11:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 03:57:10 AM

"Bizness" may be good but spelling is appalling.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W1_QuLC4ovk/UDkLDAS7NrI/AAAAAAAAEBg/UQ1FFkn1c7w/s640/spellcheck.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 05:05:25 AM

Quote from: outin on July 02, 2014, 04:11:21 AM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-W1_QuLC4ovk/UDkLDAS7NrI/AAAAAAAAEBg/UQ1FFkn1c7w/s640/spellcheck.gif)

Not exactly spellchecking, but I've known of cases where people have been required to find an alternative name because mail systems can't cope with two, say, John Smiths in the same organisation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 02, 2014, 07:39:45 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 05:05:25 AM

Not exactly spellchecking, but I've known of cases where people have been required to find an alternative name because mail systems can't cope with two, say, John Smiths in the same organisation.

Yeah, that happens, my organization just adds one initial and that is very confusing because people always assume the address is name.surmane...Luckily I have always been the first :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2014, 01:19:42 PM

Quote from: outin on July 02, 2014, 07:39:45 AM

...address is name.surmane..

Somebody's drunk...

HERE'S A MANE!!!

(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/lions-mane-cat-hat-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 02, 2014, 05:24:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2014, 01:19:42 PM

Somebody's drunk...

Of course, as always at work :)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2014, 01:19:42 PM

HERE'S A MANE!!!

(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/lions-mane-cat-hat-2.jpg)

Cute!

(https://www.theprisma.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Colombias-student-MANE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 11:05:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2014, 01:19:42 PM

HERE'S A MANE!!!

(https://careeractionnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/I-Dont-Do-Mornings.gif#morning)

Non facies mane, in veritas.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 03, 2014, 03:18:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 02, 2014, 11:05:28 PM

(https://careeractionnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/I-Dont-Do-Mornings.gif#morning)

Non facies mane, in veritas.

I don't do Latin!  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 03, 2014, 03:26:13 AM

Quote from: outin on July 03, 2014, 03:18:15 AM

I don't do Latin!  >:(

I was merely clarifying the "mane" consistency of theme for those, like you, who are thuswise deficient.

It was my good deed for the week.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 03, 2014, 03:35:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 03, 2014, 03:26:13 AM

I was merely clarifying the "mane" consistency of theme for those, like you, who are thuswise deficient.

Seems I don't do English either  ???

But it's ok, Dr. Google helped :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 03, 2014, 03:51:38 AM

Quote from: outin on July 03, 2014, 03:35:18 AM

But it's ok, Dr. Google helped :)

(https://www.healthhabits.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/doctor-google.jpg)

I did a fewgoogle translates of what I wrote and came back to English with:

"Paul compared the position of the subject Quicunqu lack thuswis "penicillo" search."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 03, 2014, 10:44:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 03, 2014, 03:51:38 AM

I did a fewgoogle ...

I tried to google that but didn't get any help  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 03, 2014, 12:41:03 PM

(https://musikcelebration.com/kind/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/blank.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2014, 09:03:22 PM

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/466/73/73466/1404263850-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 03, 2014, 10:32:42 PM

(https://www.music-for-music-teachers.com/images/sound-of-music-mountains-big-2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 03, 2014, 10:59:46 PM

Quote from: outin on July 03, 2014, 10:44:59 AM

I tried to google that but didn't get any help  :(

a fewgoogle = a few google

Damn space key!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2014, 12:49:59 AM

(https://media2.abc15.com/photo/2014/06/22/KNXV%20Theodore%20Roosevelt%20National%20Park_1403447390905_6472980_ver1.0_320_240.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 01:21:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 03, 2014, 10:59:46 PM

a fewgoogle = a few google

Pity...it would have been such a nice word...
"Would you like to fewgoogle a little?"
"I had so much fun fewgoogling the other day!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 01:32:59 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 01:21:59 AM

Pity...it would have been such a nice word...
"Would you like to fewgoogle a little?"
"I had so much fun fewgoogling the other day!"

If it were a word, it would be a noun.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 01:43:51 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 01:32:59 AM

If it were a word, it would be a noun.  ::)

No, it's clearly a verb, although you used it wrongly!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 01:49:28 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 01:43:51 AM

No, it's clearly a verb

Your Finnishness has led you astray.

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 01:43:51 AM

although you used it wrongly!

Impossible.  There are a number of instances of it on the internet, and they are always nouns. And I don't make mistakes in any case.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2014, 01:59:34 AM

Preyloods and Fewgs

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 02:23:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 01:49:28 AM

And I don't make mistakes in any case.

Quote from: j_menz on July 01, 2014, 10:47:02 PM

Oh, and Groan!  ::)

Who's Groan?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 03:09:16 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 02:23:20 AM

Who's Groan?

Titus Groan.

A character in the eponymously titled novel by Mervyn Peake, part of his Gormenghast series.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 03:45:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 03:09:16 AM

Titus Groan.

A character in the eponymously titled novel by Mervyn Peake, part of his Gormenghast series.

Nice evasion...

Too lazy to

(https://www.lifecommunitychurch.cc/files/Media%20Gallery/Images/dig-deeper-for-webpage.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2014, 04:23:35 AM

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/1M2Nv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 04:24:57 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 03:45:16 AM

Nice evasion...

A detailed explanation is hardly an evasion.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 04:33:00 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 04:24:57 AM

A detailed explanation is hardly an evasion.  ::)

Insolence!

Quote from: j_menz on June 25, 2014, 10:25:44 PM

Also, If you can't make the note sound when you get there, you needn't have bothered.

Case closed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 04:38:25 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 04:33:00 AM

Insolence!

More righteous indignation.

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 04:33:00 AM

Case closed.

Don't misquote to make your (alleged) case.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 04:48:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 04:38:25 AM

Don't misquote to make your (alleged) case.  :P

You:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gLGOsirSkHc/TH1N4av4RoI/AAAAAAAANPo/ONJq7WvpEnQ/s1600/slime+7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 05:06:06 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 04:48:17 AM

You:

(https://www.defunkd.com/public/upload/images/product_images/big/fatandyz_44241350650823.JPG)

Your point is....?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 05:19:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 05:06:06 AM

Your point is....?

(https://img.tenniswarehouse-europe.com/new_product/WWMPS-WH-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 05:31:08 AM

Nah..

(https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/648964/missing_the_point_medium.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 06:09:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 05:31:08 AM

Nah..

You need to study this

(https://www.math-salamanders.com/image-files/5th-grade-math-practice-angles-around-a-point-1ans.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 06:14:09 AM

Quote from: outin on July 04, 2014, 06:09:55 AM

You need to study this

Completely useless to me, I don't occupy a Cartesian space.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 06:19:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 04, 2014, 06:14:09 AM

Completely useless to me, I don't occupy a Cartesian space.

(https://www.digital-eel.com/images/WWshot00sm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2014, 02:10:22 PM

(https://warriorfitness.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/confused.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2014, 02:38:42 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 04, 2014, 02:10:22 PM

(https://warriorfitness.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/confused.jpg)

For you:

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/final-clearance-background-23692975.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2014, 09:23:33 PM

(https://www.troll.me/images2/skeptical-baby/done-reading-still-confused-thumb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 05, 2014, 03:18:41 AM

Wouldn't it be funny if people used pictures to converse with each other in person too? lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 05, 2014, 04:42:12 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 05, 2014, 03:18:41 AM

Wouldn't it be funny if people used pictures to converse with each other in person too? lol

Not if you can't draw  >:(

Mine would be like this

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Child_drawing_age_3_crayon_on_paper.jpg)

But maybe if we all carry a device to search and show from the internet...why not?

This one would have a lot of use...

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/stop-complaining-and-just-work-harder.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2014, 05:08:49 AM

(https://www.keepcalmandposters.com/posters/14974.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 05, 2014, 05:44:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 05, 2014, 05:08:49 AM

(https://www.keepcalmandposters.com/posters/14974.png)

(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3135/3051839117_af248e6af0_m.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2014, 01:34:39 PM

(https://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web02/2010/3/1/19/enhanced-buzz-15645-1267489528-7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2014, 02:31:09 PM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-eat-a-cookie-134.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 05, 2014, 03:13:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2014, 02:31:09 PM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-eat-a-cookie-134.png)

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/7f/7f0f9aed58bfec589acf5699cff97ff30691a4bbaf20661395a93da6a4b7306d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2014, 01:49:36 AM

That's one evil raccoon...

Here's another...

(https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140319033403/marvelcinematicuniverse/images/2/28/Rocket_Raccoon_2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 06, 2014, 02:15:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2014, 01:49:36 AM

That's one evil raccoon...

Here's another...

Thanks.  :-*

Quite fetching don't you think?

(https://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/5db6e5c41af232311c2e56f6d3d49b888fc1b814_m.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 06, 2014, 04:45:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 06, 2014, 02:15:58 AM

(https://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/5db6e5c41af232311c2e56f6d3d49b888fc1b814_m.jpg)

You don't really need to kill the animal for that...

(https://english.people.com.cn/mediafile/201003/05/F201003050824561421814788.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 06, 2014, 06:25:11 AM

Quote from: outin on July 06, 2014, 04:45:11 AM

You don't really need to kill the animal for that...

You may not, but my hair is cut too short.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 06, 2014, 06:35:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 06, 2014, 06:25:11 AM

You may not, but my hair is cut too short.

Never heard of extensions??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2014, 02:51:59 PM

Is this long enough???

(https://www.portablefireplace.com/images/extension-cord-safety.jpg)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 06, 2014, 03:02:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2014, 02:51:59 PM

Is this long enough???

I guess you could use that as well...

(https://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/panasonic-wire-animal-4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 06, 2014, 11:02:26 PM

Quote from: outin on July 06, 2014, 03:02:16 PM

I guess you could use that as well...

(https://www.resistors-and-diodes-and-picchips-oh-my.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/electricity-monster.jpg)

Not such a good look.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 12:19:29 AM

That's it... time to get our duel on...

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111008233253/pokemon/images/4/4c/Ash%27s_Pikachu.png)

Go Pikachu... Thunderbolt!      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 12:42:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 12:19:29 AM

Go Pikachu... Thunderbolt!      ;D

What on earth (or elsewhere) are you talking about?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2014, 01:59:47 AM

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140526192923/disney/images/7/7a/Ebenezer.jpg)

Nice job.  I see you completed Page 30... A week late!





 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2014, 02:00:42 AM

I'm almost to 11,000 post too.  How's that for credibility... or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 03:01:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 07, 2014, 02:00:42 AM

How's that for credibility... or something?

Quite something, I say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2014, 03:54:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 12:19:29 AM

Go Pikachu... Thunderbolt!      ;D

Come on then! I'll be ready!

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/66/8d/87/668d8751e242568235102d6bf2cf0b2c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 03:58:46 AM

Quote from: outin on July 07, 2014, 03:54:14 AM

Come on then! I'll be ready!

Or not....

(https://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120714200522/randomslackers/images/thumb/8/8e/Teletubbies_Dead.jpg/500px-Teletubbies_Dead.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2014, 04:12:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 03:58:46 AM

Or not....

Hmmm...this is what Google offered when I searched for hanged J_menz...

(https://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Ecuador/Galapagos/Birds/Boobies/Blue/pair-of-boobies-v-big.jpg)

You resurrected to that...?
Looks smart...and you even got a girlfriend ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 04:56:55 AM

Quote from: outin on July 07, 2014, 04:12:46 AM

Hmmm...this is what Google offered when I searched for hanged J_menz...

LOL - it's actually from an old post of mine:

Quote from: j_menz on June 01, 2012, 12:53:40 AM

Quote from: 49410enrique on May 31, 2012, 11:08:08 PM

boobies.

(https://www.danheller.com/images/LatinAmerica/Ecuador/Galapagos/Birds/Boobies/Blue/pair-of-boobies-v-big.jpg)

 ;D

Not sure where the hanging comes in.  :-\

I should also point out that some of us restrain our murderous searches to fictional characters. You're starting to scare me.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2014, 05:06:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 04:56:55 AM

I should also point out that some of us restrain our murderous searches to fictional characters. You're starting to scare me.  :P

I'm totally harmless, but it never hurts to be careful :)

(https://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o102/bpursell1971/psycho.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 05:17:06 AM

Quote from: outin on July 07, 2014, 05:06:32 AM

I'm totally harmless, but it never hurts to be careful :)

I'm safe. I've got..

(https://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/236x/2a/f1/1b/2af11bcc1a81333545576e3f4723be11.jpg)

Comes in handy round these parts.  ;)

Oh, and couldn't you have found a guide that wasn't quite so 1987?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2014, 08:06:33 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 05:17:06 AM

Oh, and couldn't you have found a guide that wasn't quite so 1987?

Why, those were such happy days, I fondly look back at them :)

(https://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2010/transformation/1987-nicole-kidman-400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2014, 11:47:14 AM

Haha.  At least that's something positive.

I was going to do a, "Oh, yeah?  But what does that 80s star look like today?"  I was expecting to pick a ugly, overweight current pick today, assuming they were still alive. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on July 07, 2014, 01:06:53 PM

Who the hell is that??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 01:37:20 PM

Quote from: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 12:42:55 AM

What on earth (or elsewhere) are you talking about?

Seriously... You never heard of Pokemon???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2014, 02:42:23 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on July 07, 2014, 01:06:53 PM

Who the hell is that??

I had no idea either until I saw the file name...

(https://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1071941659819_2003/12/22/dogville.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 11:01:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 01:37:20 PM

Seriously... You never heard of Pokemon???

You say that like it might be a serious confession.

What's a Pokémon, and are they tasty?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 11:27:24 PM

What rock have you been hiding under???

Pokémon is a media franchise published and owned by Japanese video game company Nintendo and created by Satoshi Tajiri in 1996, focused on the titular creatures.

(https://freewallpic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Pokemon14.jpg)

Seriously??? What childhood did you have?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 11:47:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2014, 11:27:24 PM

Seriously??? What childhood did you have?

One that had ended somewhat before 1996.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2014, 03:34:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 07, 2014, 11:47:59 PM

One that had ended somewhat before 1996.  ::)

I'm sorry... Does this take you back to your childhood???

(https://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc385/jerod26/Odds%20n%20ends/GodzillaKingKong1954.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 03:38:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2014, 03:34:37 AM

I'm sorry... Does this take you back to your childhood???

More....

(https://www.proyectosalonhogar.com/Origen_vida/universo1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 08, 2014, 03:58:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 03:38:18 AM

More....

You're so old...My first memories start at

(https://d1jqu7g1y74ds1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/early_earth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 05:07:01 AM

Quote from: outin on July 08, 2014, 03:58:25 AM

You're so old...My first memories start at

2153?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 08, 2014, 05:28:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 05:07:01 AM

2153?  :o

Forgot the check the file name did you?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 06:25:52 AM

Quote from: outin on July 08, 2014, 05:28:17 AM

Forgot the check the file name did you?  ::)

Nope.  ::)  I use a more basic date system.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 08, 2014, 06:48:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 06:25:52 AM

Nope.  ::)  I use a more basic date system.

Something like this?

(https://images.travelpod.com/tw_slides/ta00/9bc/ad2/580-redwood-tree-calendar--forks.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2014, 10:38:42 AM

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/boy-waking-up-2661175.jpg)



Not.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 08, 2014, 10:45:16 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 08, 2014, 10:38:42 AM

Not.  >:(

Quite!

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/23/d6/db/23d6db1fed26a89f50245cc0fdd06cc2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2014, 11:05:10 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/b3/b3b79a3b2e2cc556f9f86811a69f406352e28235e186e09929fb6758312bb5ac.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 09, 2014, 03:00:46 AM

Time for some friendly cats!

(https://cl.jroo.me/z3/B/o/A/d/a.aaa-nice-cats.jpg)


Disclaimer: Whatever is written there does not necessarily express my opinions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2014, 04:50:40 AM

Quote from: outin on July 09, 2014, 03:00:46 AM

(https://cl.jroo.me/z3/B/o/A/d/a.aaa-nice-cats.jpg)

Disclaimer: Whatever is written there does not necessarily express my opinions.

Lucky you wrote that... otherwise I would have been DEEPLY INSULTED!!!    >:(

I mean - to post a picture with that type of message is just horrific!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 09, 2014, 05:15:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2014, 04:50:40 AM

Lucky you wrote that... otherwise I would have been DEEPLY INSULTED!!!    >:(

I mean - to post a picture with that type of message is just horrific!!!

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001538027/cf87157df2451c2a4507096dd20b626e_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 09, 2014, 05:47:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2014, 04:50:40 AM

Lucky you wrote that... otherwise I would have been DEEPLY INSULTED!!!    >:(

I mean - to post a picture with that type of message is just horrific!!!

Nobody's going to give you away?

OK, if that offends you, we'll be only too happy to give you away.

This guy said he'd take you....

(https://rlv.zcache.com/retro_cook_cannibal_cook_book_postcards-r856e6c53aef441b9a5e8be9c80edd9ba_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 09, 2014, 11:14:57 AM

What does the message say?  I don't feel like trying to type in Cyrillic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 09, 2014, 11:30:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 09, 2014, 11:14:57 AM

What does the message say?  I don't feel like trying to type in Cyrillic.

(https://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/curiosity-killed-the-cat.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 09, 2014, 10:31:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 09, 2014, 11:14:57 AM

What does the message say? 

Quote from: j_menz on July 09, 2014, 05:47:59 AM

Nobody's going to give you away

Do pay attention.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2014, 12:18:25 AM

Quote from: outin on July 09, 2014, 11:30:23 AM

(https://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/curiosity-killed-the-cat.png)

OH MY GOD - THEY KILLED GARFIELD...

YOU MONSTERS... YOU EVIL, EVIL MONSTERS!!!

How could you...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 12:41:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2014, 12:18:25 AM

How could you...?

(https://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/61/6148/LN2G100Z/posters/mick-stevens-no-offense-i-m-just-not-a-cat-person-cartoon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 10, 2014, 04:15:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 12:41:46 AM

(https://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/61/6148/LN2G100Z/posters/mick-stevens-no-offense-i-m-just-not-a-cat-person-cartoon.jpg)

It's ok, not your fault if you have a personality disorder...

(https://gruts.com/media/images/2006/so-not-a-cat-person.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 04:25:43 AM

Quote from: outin on July 10, 2014, 04:15:50 AM

It's ok, not your fault if you have a personality disorder...

Several, actually. They tend to cancel one another out, leaving me perfectly sane.

Exempla gratia:
(https://i0.wp.com/www.practiceofmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Rottenecards-OCD.png?resize=284%2C198)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 10, 2014, 04:40:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 04:25:43 AM

Several, actually. They tend to cancel one another out, leaving me perfectly sane.

Tell me about it...any potentially harmful personalities of mine are well kept under control by the dominant lazy one :)

(https://c3e308.medialib.glogster.com/media/73/730452814e661cbb643ff0e8ed7567c14c784bd516a3b7a03f4943c2afead32a/multiple-personalities.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 05:03:37 AM

Quote from: outin on July 10, 2014, 04:40:34 AM

the dominant lazy one :)

Does your dominant lazy one resolve of its own accord to a tonic one?

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZqlO04mlb7g/UB7j6IM2zKI/AAAAAAAACgQ/W2UL4LSiAmw/s400/gin-tonic-diet-greeting-card.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 10, 2014, 07:22:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 05:03:37 AM

Does your dominant lazy one resolve of its own accord to a tonic one?

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZqlO04mlb7g/UB7j6IM2zKI/AAAAAAAACgQ/W2UL4LSiAmw/s400/gin-tonic-diet-greeting-card.jpg)

(https://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/217/4/9/you_bastard_by_andrew_ross_maclean-d45j3jd.jpg)

I CANNOT DRINK ALCOHOL EITHER!!!

And I really like G&T  :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2014, 10:42:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 04:25:43 AM

Several, actually. They tend to cancel one another out, leaving me perfectly sane.

Exempla gratia:
(https://i0.wp.com/www.practiceofmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Rottenecards-OCD.png?resize=284%2C198)

See?  This is just like something I would post.


Or maybe I did... Or will...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2014, 03:26:15 PM

Finally... I have a book on how to beat Procrastination...

I'll start reading it next week.     ;D



(https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p138/shadow_qween/Gifs/bth_troll-ba-dum-tss.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 10:44:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2014, 03:26:15 PM

Finally...

Oh, the dilemma....

(https://cdn.memestache.com/2011/11/12/foulbachelorfrog_90694_1321570815.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 11, 2014, 04:21:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 10, 2014, 10:44:16 PM

Oh, the dilemma....

(https://cdn.memestache.com/2011/11/12/foulbachelorfrog_90694_1321570815.jpg)

And I wonder...Is it still funny to make dinosaurs talk?

(https://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/197/d/d/Dinosaur_talk_by_ewedy2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 11, 2014, 04:32:34 AM

Quote from: outin on July 11, 2014, 04:21:23 AM

And I wonder...Is it still funny to make dinosaurs talk?

Sometimes...

(https://blog.gayleleonard.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dinosaurs-ark.jpg#bible%20and%20dinosauer)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 11, 2014, 04:38:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 11, 2014, 04:32:34 AM

Sometimes...

You're right  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2014, 05:20:02 AM

You can win this thread by becoming everyone else.  Then it doesn't matter who posts last.  It's you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 11, 2014, 05:47:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2014, 05:20:02 AM

You can win this thread by becoming everyone else.  Then it doesn't matter who posts last.  It's you.

Aren't you having enough trouble being just you?   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 11, 2014, 05:48:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2014, 05:20:02 AM

You can win this thread by becoming everyone else.  Then it doesn't matter who posts last.  It's you.

No thanks, my head is already crowded...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 11, 2014, 05:58:00 AM

Quote from: outin on July 11, 2014, 05:48:17 AM

my head is already crowded...

Try..


(https://www.natural-homeremedies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lice1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2014, 11:09:03 AM

Someone gets to go home early today and have their parents come pick them up in front of everyone. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 11, 2014, 04:08:28 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2014, 11:09:03 AM

Someone gets to go home early today and have their parents come pick them up in front of everyone. 

Do they look something like this?

(https://www.homewatercoolers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/These-parents-are-pretty-embarassing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2014, 02:49:20 AM

Overweight and spandex.... ugh....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2014, 01:58:14 AM

The spandex is bad enough - let alone the overweight part.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 13, 2014, 02:41:47 AM

All what the villain has to do in their case is run a block away.  They'll get winded and stop.   Or put the evil lair on the second floor with no elevator.  ::)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c6/SPECTRE_Logo.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 13, 2014, 10:46:20 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2014, 12:21:10 AM

Pffft... He was pathetic as a villian. Now this guy:

(https://www.cultbritannia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cb-bond50-tomorrowneverdies4.jpg)

He was far more malicious.     ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 14, 2014, 12:28:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2014, 12:21:10 AM

He was far more malicious.     ;)

But he doesn't have a cat.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2014, 04:40:27 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 14, 2014, 12:28:54 AM

But he doesn't have a cat.  :P

Yes, we need more cats!

And spiders...

(https://assets.dogtime.com/asset/image/5265af7e874c0919e3000866/column_cat-halloween-costume-spider.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 14, 2014, 05:24:31 AM

Cats are ok.  Spiders, no.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 14, 2014, 05:28:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 14, 2014, 05:24:31 AM

Cats are ok.  Spiders, no.

Aww... how can you say no...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MIZuzYd1TxU/THN1oc3b6KI/AAAAAAAAEdU/cmXI2VUL0sk/s320/jumping_spider_hi.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2014, 07:51:29 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 14, 2014, 05:28:59 AM

Aww... how can you say no...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MIZuzYd1TxU/THN1oc3b6KI/AAAAAAAAEdU/cmXI2VUL0sk/s320/jumping_spider_hi.JPG)

Yes, time for cute spiders!

(https://davidlampreia.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/i-just-find-myself-a-cute-spider-what-should-i-do-now_o_2247075.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 14, 2014, 11:40:43 AM

Gr.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2014, 03:32:16 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 14, 2014, 11:40:43 AM

Gr.

How about a musical spider then?

(https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/spider_67a58c_2967819.gif)

He plays a keyboard as well...

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/216/045/KeyboardSpider.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 14, 2014, 11:22:10 PM

Quote from: outin on July 14, 2014, 03:32:16 PM

He plays a keyboard as well...

Just the one? He's not trying...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FmnZb7aRbZs/UcWVt2S8t3I/AAAAAAAAmHE/6le_2__svG0/s1600/JOLLY+FISH+2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2014, 03:27:44 AM

gr

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 15, 2014, 03:33:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 15, 2014, 03:27:44 AM

gr

Lamest growl ever?

Take some lessons...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2014, 03:42:14 AM

I'm not clicking that.  That's too far.

*Bob thinks they should genetically alter spiders and all bugs so they all die off.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 15, 2014, 04:14:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 15, 2014, 03:42:14 AM

*Bob thinks they should genetically alter spiders and all bugs so they all die off.*

If they did, so would we.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2014, 04:17:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 15, 2014, 03:42:14 AM

*Bob thinks they should genetically alter spiders and all bugs so they all die off.*

Come on! The cute one not only plays music but will eat all the nasty bugs!

(https://www.richard-seaman.com/Arthropods/Belize/Highlights/SpiderWithCaterpillar09.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 15, 2014, 05:51:55 AM

Quote from: outin on July 15, 2014, 04:17:37 AM

Come on! The cute one not only plays music but will eat all the nasty bugs!

Not very ambitious, is she?

(https://www.whatsonningbo.com/news_images/45fc25a106b222a6_spider,snake.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2014, 06:14:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 15, 2014, 05:51:55 AM

Not very ambitious, is she?

I assume it's he...

(https://tarantulas.tropica.ru/files/images/sexing_book.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2014, 11:31:47 AM

All right.  Knock it off.  I'm not scrolling up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2014, 11:52:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 15, 2014, 11:31:47 AM

All right.  Knock it off.  I'm not scrolling up.

You're not playing with us?

(https://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/0021/0021_01.gif)

OTOH if we make this thread too scary for you to even open, you'll lose!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2014, 10:38:33 PM

I'm not playing.  I'm anti-spider.

*Bob did not even scroll up or allow the page to scroll up anywhere near those possible spiders.* 

There's probably a way to disabled pictures from automatically appearing too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 15, 2014, 10:41:33 PM

Quote from: outin on July 15, 2014, 06:14:37 AM

I assume it's he...

(https://tarantulas.tropica.ru/files/images/sexing_book.jpg)

I'm afraid my Russian is not sufficient to make any use of that.

Oh, and for Bob....

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/square_small/11/119557/2252517-scary_spider.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 16, 2014, 12:57:41 AM

Damn you.   Not completely joking there.


And now I can't scroll up to see what was written above that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 01:07:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 16, 2014, 12:57:41 AM

Damn you.   Not completely joking there.


And now I can't scroll up to see what was written above that.

How about their less friendly cousins?

(https://savagepedia.wikispaces.com/file/view/giant_scorpion.jpg/33310263/360x309/giant_scorpion.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2014, 01:07:58 AM

(https://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-OF018952.jpg?size=67&uid=c68c0024-acd8-4842-acb0-35d2551b4706)

*nom nom

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 01:17:53 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder link=topic=51107.msg601122#msg601122

*nom nom

What? No sauce?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2014, 01:20:25 AM

Bite into spider, enjoy the goo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 01:54:42 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2014, 01:20:25 AM

Bite into spider, enjoy the goo.

Keep this handy...

(https://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e76/nikko1977/Barfbucket.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2014, 02:04:08 AM

"Big Arachnid Roasted/Fried" Bucket, good to hold many spiders.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 02:58:17 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2014, 02:04:08 AM

"Big Arachnid Roasted/Fried" Bucket, good to hold many spiders.

(https://listdose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Clever.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 03:35:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 15, 2014, 10:41:33 PM

I'm afraid my Russian is not sufficient to make any use of that.

Maybe these will help:


(https://www.birdspiders.com/_images/faq_brachypelma_boehmei_example.jpg)

(https://www.birdspiders.com/_images/faq_female_example_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 03:41:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2014, 01:20:25 AM

Bite into spider, enjoy the goo.

I actually think these big ones may taste fine...there's probably at least as much meat as in my favorite shellfish

(https://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/nature/img/species/fish/446x251/crayfish.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 03:43:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 01:07:39 AM

How about their less friendly cousins?

(https://savagepedia.wikispaces.com/file/view/giant_scorpion.jpg/33310263/360x309/giant_scorpion.jpg)

Why not?

(https://99boomerangs.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/scorpions.jpg?w=812)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 04:06:46 AM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2014, 03:35:20 AM

Maybe these will help:

Whilst not arachnophobic, I generally avoid picking them up, and it seems a little intrusive in any case.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 04:29:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 04:06:46 AM

Whilst not arachnophobic, I generally avoid picking them up, and it seems a little intrusive in any case.

Wouldn't you think it rude to address someone wrongly? Since you English speaking people have those silly gender-specific pronouns...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 04:50:56 AM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2014, 04:29:10 AM

Wouldn't you think it rude to address someone wrongly? Since you English speaking people have those silly gender-specific pronouns...

Only in the third person, so not an issue when addressing the spider, just when talking about it behind it's back - which, as you can see, is a problem easily avoided.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 04:55:47 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 04:50:56 AM

Only in the third person, so not an issue when addressing the spider, just when talking about it behind it's back - which, as you can see, is a problem easily avoided.

Well, around here it's considered rude to address someone as "it". Especially an accomplished musician.

Although I am notorious for calling people's infants "it", but an infant hardly could be considered a person yet...

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Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 05:00:36 AM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2014, 04:55:47 AM

Well, around here it's considered rude to address someone as "it". Especially an accomplished musician.

Although I am notorious for calling people's infants "it", but an infant hardly could be considered a person yet...

Spiders don't like being referred to as "people". They regard it as somewhat insulting.

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Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 05:12:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 05:00:36 AM

Spiders don't like being referred to as "people". They regard it as somewhat insulting.

Who did you talk to? My source tells me that spiders think of themselves as THE people, we are just copycats...

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Post by: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 05:33:55 AM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2014, 05:12:04 AM

Who did you talk to? My source tells me that spiders think of themselves as THE people, we are just copycats...

This guy...

(https://picsee.net/upload/2013-12-27/6994df2f4bca.jpg)

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Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 07:30:33 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 16, 2014, 05:33:55 AM

This guy...

That guy is a complete fake! This is the one to talk to in your area:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Atrax_robustus.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on July 16, 2014, 11:39:00 AM

*Bob posts, eyes closed.*

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Post by: outin on July 16, 2014, 11:57:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 16, 2014, 11:39:00 AM

*Bob posts, eyes closed.*

If you don't scroll up, you'll miss the almost naked pretty girl in one of those posts!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2014, 01:23:48 AM

(https://x4.fjcdn.com/comments/3924679+_90d064acbdc722e392663dd0117abae3.jpg)

*** terrifying... I've seen a bloody funnel web once in our house. And their favourite past time is some how managing to stealthily enter your bathroom and wait on the ceiling until you next take a crap...

 :o

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Post by: j_menz on July 17, 2014, 01:40:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2014, 01:23:48 AM

*** terrifying...

That's a harmless little huntsman.  ::)

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Post by: Bob on July 17, 2014, 02:30:19 AM

*Bob wishes a swift death to all spiders.*  I care if they suffer.  It's just getting rid of them as soon as possible that I care about.

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Post by: outin on July 17, 2014, 03:54:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2014, 01:23:48 AM

 I've seen a bloody funnel web once in our house.

It's better to be polite to one of those...

The ones around here are usually quite friendly. The bite of the most poisonous one feels about the same as a wasp sting. They like water, but I don't think I've never actually encountered one.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zAPMUMAVAms/Tq2y7trrBcI/AAAAAAAAB7c/SS0Z9VChCxg/s1600/hy%25C3%25B6nteinen3.JPG)

Then again our snakes are quite lame as well compared to yours...

(https://calphotos.berkeley.edu/imgs/512x768/0000_0000/0311/1540.jpeg)

Time to give Bob a break and switch to reptiles?

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Post by: j_menz on July 17, 2014, 04:10:34 AM

Quote from: outin on July 17, 2014, 03:54:43 AM

Time to give Bob a break and switch to reptiles?

Yeah. And it'll ward off the inevitable switch back to cats.

(https://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/snake-eating-meat.jpg?w=780)

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Post by: outin on July 17, 2014, 04:25:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 17, 2014, 04:10:34 AM

Yeah. And it'll ward off the inevitable switch back to cats.

(https://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/snake-eating-meat.jpg?w=780)

But isn't that a mouse?

Mice are cute as well :)

(https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/images/classifieds/2013/09/15/423076/large/satin-fancy-mice-wanted-52360b9b37eb9.jpg)

Actually it could be a rat, the ears look small for a mouse... But rats are also cute :)

(https://www.towntalk.co.uk/subdomains/lib/image.php/66634_north-of-england-rat-society-rat-show.jpg?domain=.co.uk&image=https://www.thirsk.towntalk.co.uk/images_folder/eventsimg/66634_north-of-england-rat-society-rat-show.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 17, 2014, 04:45:32 AM

Erk!!

(https://www.ratsak.com.au/assets/0000/0068/ratsak-professional-pellets.jpg)

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Post by: outin on July 17, 2014, 06:33:45 AM

This is more environmental friendly though...

(https://www.topsixlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Snak-Eating-Rat.jpg)

or this...

(https://www.photoree.com/image_cache/10/77/93/60/10779360_b433_m.jpg)

and now we are back to cats...   ;D

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Post by: j_menz on July 17, 2014, 11:52:31 PM

Quote from: outin on July 17, 2014, 06:33:45 AM

and now we are back to cats...   ;D

Are you seriously claiming cats are environmentally friendly?  :o

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Post by: Bob on July 18, 2014, 03:26:51 AM

ew

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Post by: Bob on July 18, 2014, 03:28:08 AM

For the cat.

(https://cdn.theanimals.pics/pictures/affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/small_dog_on_big_dog.jpg)


Although I guess technically that's a real dog with some kind of rat-like growth on its back.   ::)

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2014, 03:31:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 17, 2014, 11:52:31 PM

Are you seriously claiming cats are environmentally friendly?  :o

Of course!

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1249329920/hF120DFE1/)

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Post by: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 03:41:16 AM

(https://www.thepinkflamingoblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Screen-Shot-2013-01-29-at-8.47.31-PM.png)

A blight in need of eradication.

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Post by: Bob on July 18, 2014, 03:44:53 AM

I've heard of that.  Little beasts outside.

If they can kill spiders, they're all right.  But if they eat those spiders, then they should stay outside.  They're tainted cats.

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2014, 03:51:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 03:41:16 AM

A blight in need of eradication.

Since when is killing animals not environmental friendly? The survival of environment is based on the circle of birth and death.


Besides...
(https://p2pthedailylife.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/treehuggerkitt1285188848881250001.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 03:51:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 18, 2014, 03:44:53 AM

I've heard of that.  Little beasts outside.

If they can kill spiders, they're all right.  But if they eat those spiders, then they should stay outside.  They're tainted cats.

My quibble is that cat owners are sorely underrepresented in those billions.

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Post by: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 03:55:17 AM

Quote from: outin on July 18, 2014, 03:51:07 AM

Since when is killing animals not environmental friendly?

What a bizarre insularity you Europeans are capable of at times.

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2014, 03:57:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 03:51:41 AM

My quibble is that cat owners are sorely underrepresented in those billions.

True but not completely absent

(https://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/bacterial_viral/headers_92302/P_infectionK_catscratch_01.jpg)

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2014, 03:59:44 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 03:55:17 AM

What a bizarre insularity you Europeans are capable of at times.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vRQbvFoRtgg/T4oFxKim4_I/AAAAAAAADHI/wjvjIN98mBc/s1600/blissful-ignorance-demotivational-poster-1220810285.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 04:00:14 AM

Quote from: outin on July 18, 2014, 03:57:58 AM

True but not completely absent

(https://kidshealth.org/parent/infections/bacterial_viral/headers_92302/P_infectionK_catscratch_01.jpg)

It reads better without the "Scratch".

Oh, and...

(https://stickthatbumper.com/data/images/11111-If-Ignorance-Is-Bliss.jpg)

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2014, 04:02:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 18, 2014, 04:00:14 AM

It reads better without the "Scratch".

Here you are then

(https://www.catrescue-qld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/revolution_diseases.jpg)

I must admit though that my cats will only kill those who invade their space...

(https://catjournalbyjj.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/balcony201204c.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on July 18, 2014, 11:29:12 AM

I heard something about a parasite cats have that their owners get too.  Makes them a little nuts, but they don't realize it.


Yep.... Here's a completely credible-looking article I just found but didn't bother to read much...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2099431/Is-cat-making-crazy-Feline-parasite-cause-schizophrenia-humans.html

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2014, 11:33:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 18, 2014, 11:29:12 AM

I heard something about a parasite cats have that their owners get too.  Makes them a little nuts, but they don't realize it.


Yep.... Here's a completely credible-looking article I just found but didn't bother to read much...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2099431/Is-cat-making-crazy-Feline-parasite-cause-schizophrenia-humans.html

Toxoplasmosis? You can get it from eating cat poo... So we all have it :D

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Post by: j_menz on July 20, 2014, 11:16:54 PM

Quote from: outin on July 18, 2014, 11:33:23 AM

So we all have it :D

Not all of us are....

(https://fearnoweebles.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/crazy-cat-lady.jpg)

So, no.  ::)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2014, 12:55:02 AM

Can't believe it - type Roast duck into Google and you get 3 jillion picks of it...

Type Roast cat into Google and you still get pictures of cats acting cute in front of Barbeques and warm fireplaces...

I think Google's search function is broken.    >:(

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 01:06:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2014, 12:55:02 AM

Can't believe it - type Roast duck into Google and you get 3 jillion picks of it...

Type Roast cat into Google and you still get pictures of cats acting cute in front of Barbeques and warm fireplaces...

I think Google's search function is broken.    >:(

Same with other search engines. Maybe the whole internet is rigged!  :o

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Post by: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:14:13 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 20, 2014, 11:16:54 PM

Not all of us are....

(https://fearnoweebles.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/crazy-cat-lady.jpg)

So, no.  ::)

Then again you can also get it from raw meat :)

(https://www.howitworksdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/iStock_000003563675Medium.jpg)

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Post by: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:15:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 01:06:44 AM

Same with other search engines. Maybe the whole internet is rigged!  :o

Guess who did it...

(https://rampagethecat.com/wp-content/uploads/tool-cat1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2014, 04:21:59 AM

241543903

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:25:25 AM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:14:13 AM

Then again you can also get it from raw meat :)

(https://www.howitworksdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/iStock_000003563675Medium.jpg)

Oh, seriously.   ::) No one eats raw meat like that.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ue2_vDGeEV8/TJDLJZIOB_I/AAAAAAAAD04/cHe6AUe0Avw/s400/Steak+Tartare.bmp)

.... is more like it.

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:27:04 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2014, 04:21:59 AM

241543903

We've done that one before.  ::)

All this exercise is rotting your brain.

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Post by: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:29:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:25:25 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ue2_vDGeEV8/TJDLJZIOB_I/AAAAAAAAD04/cHe6AUe0Avw/s400/Steak+Tartare.bmp)

Now what are those green ones?  ???

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Post by: Bob on July 21, 2014, 04:32:32 AM

I was thinking exercise produces shallower thinking.

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:38:28 AM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:29:25 AM

Now what are those green ones?  ???

Decoration. The same as anything green on a plate.

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Post by: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:44:27 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:38:28 AM

Decoration. The same as anything green on a plate.

(https://images.agoramedia.com/everydayhealth/cms/Clogged-Heart-Arteries-Strokes-article.jpg)

Your arteries?

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:58:49 AM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2014, 04:44:27 AM

Your arteries?

Your point?

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/3e/17/4a3e17b41a2bccefeacfd511d258a507.jpg)

80% not green.

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Post by: outin on July 21, 2014, 05:29:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 04:58:49 AM

Your point?

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4a/3e/17/4a3e17b41a2bccefeacfd511d258a507.jpg)

80% not green.

There's a lot of green in the melon!

But I must have forgotten...You are probably well covered...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Red_Wine_Glass.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 05:38:03 AM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2014, 05:29:16 AM

But I must have forgotten...You are probably well covered...

"Covered" is such a nice way of putting it.  ;)

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Post by: Bob on July 21, 2014, 10:30:00 AM

Interesting chart.  *Bob saves.*   

I've heard of fish, but not shrimp for heart health.

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Post by: outin on July 21, 2014, 10:44:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2014, 10:30:00 AM

Interesting chart.  *Bob saves.*   

I've heard of fish, but not shrimp for heart health.

Since shrimps and spiders are from the same family, I'm sure they are both just as good for your heart!

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Post by: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 11:31:56 PM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2014, 10:44:32 AM

Since shrimps and spiders are from the same family, I'm sure they are both just as good for your heart!

Shrimps by eating them, and spiders for getting it racing.  ;D

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Post by: outin on July 22, 2014, 03:56:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 21, 2014, 11:31:56 PM

Shrimps by eating them, and spiders for getting it racing.  ;D

The easiest exercise ever!

I wonder what would make my heart race...

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Post by: j_menz on July 22, 2014, 04:11:45 AM

Quote from: outin on July 22, 2014, 03:56:31 AM

The easiest exercise ever!

I wonder what would make my heart race...

This does it for me....

(https://www.medev.ac.uk/static/uploads/images/Medicine/P1010008.JPG)

If by "race" you mean "keep moving".

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Post by: outin on July 22, 2014, 05:32:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 22, 2014, 04:11:45 AM

This does it for me....

(https://www.medev.ac.uk/static/uploads/images/Medicine/P1010008.JPG)

If by "race" you mean "keep moving".

We've been having a lot of thunder here lately...maybe I'll just

(https://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/newsstory/2011/300x212_06222142_main.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 22, 2014, 05:42:29 AM

Quote from: outin on July 22, 2014, 05:32:56 AM

We've been having a lot of thunder here lately...maybe I'll just

Why go out?

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zA38zaultlE/TcR83jlHpfI/AAAAAAAAAl8/mWHzR8ulEEY/s1600/lightningshirt.gif)

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Post by: Bob on July 22, 2014, 11:25:34 AM

Quote from: outin on July 22, 2014, 05:32:56 AM

We've been having a lot of thunder here lately...maybe I'll just

(https://vortex.accuweather.com/adc2004/pub/includes/columns/newsstory/2011/300x212_06222142_main.jpg)

Wear a suit in a field?

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Post by: Bob on July 23, 2014, 04:18:10 AM

I think this is the most schizophrenic thread on this site.  ::)

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/32475/large/schizophrenic.jpg?1368664599)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 23, 2014, 06:06:10 AM

We might also have the record of most cat photos ON THIS SITE  :P

Edited for Bob :)

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Post by: Bob on July 23, 2014, 10:38:32 AM

That's got to be impossible.  Somewhere.... Somewhere out there... I bet there are websites... completed dedicated to just cat pictures.... 

Where ever that is, I don't want to know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 23, 2014, 10:56:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 23, 2014, 10:38:32 AM

Somewhere out there... I bet there are websites... completed dedicated to just cat pictures....  

Of course there are but see above...
(no spiders, I promise :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 23, 2014, 11:05:03 AM

I don't look for cat pictures.  Cat pictures just appear when you go online.

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Post by: goldentone on July 23, 2014, 06:07:31 PM

(https://youngadventuress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor_1394963912.jpg)
(https://www.sailblogs.com/member/diva-di/images/st_augustine_shopping_2_-_copy_scale.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 23, 2014, 10:46:55 PM

Quote from: goldentone on July 23, 2014, 06:07:31 PM

(https://youngadventuress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor_1394963912.jpg)

Of course not. One takes the bus.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/c5/c5eba3f8779db539581cc0582155810a99c478cf0b9395632254f0a4811f8fdf.jpg)

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Post by: goldentone on July 24, 2014, 10:27:22 PM

Heh. ;D

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Post by: goldentone on July 24, 2014, 10:51:04 PM

(https://www.bonjourparis.com/static/img/anna_meakin/chat_noir_journal-c1888.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on July 24, 2014, 11:49:58 PM

Apparently has a name....

(https://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780753541678/henri-le-chat-noir.jpg)

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Post by: outin on July 25, 2014, 04:00:45 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 24, 2014, 11:49:58 PM

(https://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780753541678/henri-le-chat-noir.jpg)

Ten million? And apparently you're one of them :)

I on the other hand never watch cat videos on youtube...

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Post by: j_menz on July 26, 2014, 10:36:14 PM

(https://rodneysspace.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/tumblr_m5vcgvaif71ql2603o1_400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on July 26, 2014, 10:52:11 PM

Cats are awesome and cute, whereas dogs are annoying and ugly.

CATS <3

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Post by: j_menz on July 26, 2014, 11:30:19 PM

Quote from: mjames on July 26, 2014, 10:52:11 PM

Cats are awesome and cute, whereas dogs are annoying and ugly.

CATS <3

Yeah, right.  ::)

Exhibit A:

(https://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dogs-vs-Cats.jpg)

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Post by: mjames on July 26, 2014, 11:41:52 PM

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTT J

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2014, 04:15:50 AM

This looks like a job...

... for the Nono Cat. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2014, 04:43:20 AM

*Bob leaves a bird behind to tap dance on all future posts in this thread.*

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Post by: j_menz on July 27, 2014, 06:47:00 AM

Quote from: mjames on July 26, 2014, 11:41:52 PM

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTT J

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

(https://grayzentattoo.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/raspberry.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 27, 2014, 03:09:14 PM

Enough of dogs, cats or birds!

I'm the cute one here  :D

(https://funnystack.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Funny-Cows-36.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2014, 03:43:30 PM

I think I would grab that dog's tongue if he did that. Not let go for a bit.  Then he'd learn.



That cow looks nuts.


Unlike this one, which is perfectly sane.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2AcbqrHJg-Q/T8hjeYkig-I/AAAAAAAAAv0/t_I3YVmjRbE/s1600/draft_lens10449101module94853111photo_12709946361.JPG)

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Post by: outin on July 27, 2014, 03:59:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 27, 2014, 03:43:30 PM

I think I would grab that dog's tongue if he did that. Not let go for a bit.  Then he'd learn.

Bob's thumb after being stupid:

(https://leerburg.com/Photos/dogbite_kaydi1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on July 27, 2014, 04:01:34 PM

YUCK

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2014, 05:00:21 PM

I've pulled on a dog's tongue a couple times before.  Nice dogs.  They didn't know what to do.  Haha.  ::)

(https://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnqwwbSlr1qh4hq2o1_r1_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on July 27, 2014, 05:48:04 PM

I would say that is a rather dangerous pastime.

Thal

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Post by: Bob on July 28, 2014, 04:25:08 AM

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/267/74/74267/1406478389-0.jpg)



Oops.  I only wanted the last pic.




Meh... I give up.  Go here.
https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/267/74/74267/1406478389-0.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 28, 2014, 05:31:47 PM

Why don't you just pull this guy's tongue...must be real fun...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Indiancobra.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 29, 2014, 12:16:54 AM

Quote from: outin on July 28, 2014, 05:31:47 PM

...must be real fun...

(https://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/rottenecard_93814919_t2gfhf5wtp.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2014, 02:58:54 PM

Quote from: j_menz on July 29, 2014, 12:16:54 AM

(https://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/rottenecard_93814919_t2gfhf5wtp.png)

(https://www.cointalk.com/attachments/pontiac-g6-concept-car-why-not-jpg.303499/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on July 29, 2014, 03:21:37 PM

Has been ages since I last posted here.

And I seem to be winning again.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 29, 2014, 03:58:40 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on July 29, 2014, 03:21:37 PM

Has been ages since I last posted here.

Ages as about two days??

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7993558784/h136AC0CB/)

And seems you didn't win after all :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 29, 2014, 10:55:53 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on July 29, 2014, 03:21:37 PM

Has been ages since I last posted here.

Quote from: thalbergmad on July 27, 2014, 05:48:04 PM

I would say that is a rather dangerous pastime.

Thal

Ah, senility. So much cheaper than beer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 30, 2014, 02:06:27 AM

That means tomorrow is a new age.  Or every two days is a new age.  Close enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 30, 2014, 03:42:21 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 30, 2014, 02:06:27 AM

That means tomorrow is a new age.  Or every two days is a new age.  Close enough.

(https://illuminutti.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/new-age-bs-generator.png?w=627)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 30, 2014, 05:02:32 AM

Quote from: outin on July 30, 2014, 03:42:21 AM

(https://illuminutti.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/new-age-bs-generator.png?w=627)

It works! It works!

(https://www.facelikethesun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/blogpost-1-22-2014-300x166.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 30, 2014, 07:33:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 30, 2014, 05:02:32 AM

It works! It works!

But maybe we should rather try to generate

(https://img.greatchristianbooks.com.au/D/9781892777324-Oxenden-A-happy-old-age.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 30, 2014, 11:15:57 AM

There are 182.5 ages in a year.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 30, 2014, 11:39:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 30, 2014, 11:15:57 AM

There are 182.5 ages in a year.

Are you sure?

(https://www.activityvillage.co.uk/sites/default/files/images/leap_year_poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2014, 02:35:02 AM

Yeah.  Not this year.
https://www.timeanddate.com/date/leap-day.html

Next leap year is 2016.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 31, 2014, 03:04:46 AM

It's getting intolerable up here  >:(

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OMC4rymcucA/ULrQ4UPiqjI/AAAAAAAABx0/qGHBrHZv12c/s640/hot-weather.jpg)

How can you people live in the South  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 03:08:54 AM

Quote from: outin on July 31, 2014, 03:04:46 AM

How can you people live in the South  ???

What on earth are you on about, and who are you calling people?


(https://www.petsfoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/King-Penguins1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2014, 03:11:43 AM

I actually penguin walked a bit today.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 03:14:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 31, 2014, 03:11:43 AM

I actually penguin walked a bit today.

On purpose, or have you strained something (again)?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2014, 03:22:49 AM

On purpose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 31, 2014, 03:37:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 31, 2014, 03:22:49 AM

On purpose.

(https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120813224039/clubpenguin/images/9/99/Stompin_bob.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 03:39:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 31, 2014, 03:22:49 AM

On purpose.

Or on porpoise....

(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/t1.0-1/c88.44.545.545/s200x200/283126_242052532495840_5400621_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 31, 2014, 03:44:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 03:39:53 AM

Or on porpoise....

Just learned a new word!


And in case you didn't know...

(https://rampageproductions.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/picture1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 03:59:40 AM

Mmmmmmm.... Beluga...

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/41/df/4d/41df4d2c9d6a6b30b9a26a05ed054433.jpg)

Yummmmmm!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 31, 2014, 04:32:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 03:59:40 AM

Mmmmmmm.... Beluga...

I mostly eat

(https://www.akyildizticaret.com.tr/files/708d31ef222953d230b03a271e84acf3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 04:44:28 AM

Quote from: outin on July 31, 2014, 04:32:17 AM

I mostly eat

Oh, you poor thing...

(https://rlv.zcache.ca/sympathy_card-r5e24409a397a436299495a46068149ec_xvuai_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 31, 2014, 04:58:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 04:44:28 AM

Oh, you poor thing...

It's ok...Instead of black I usually choose

(https://www.vip-food.mj777.com/pic/Exclusive%20Food/Gold%20Caviar%20Almas%20Iran_2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2014, 11:06:36 AM

That's not dark chocolate....


At some point someone said, "Hey, let's eat some fish eggs!  Yum.  Oh, these are so good.  In fact, they're a delicacy... Not gross fish eggs."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 31, 2014, 11:45:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 31, 2014, 11:06:36 AM

At some point someone said, "Hey, let's eat some fish eggs!  Yum.  Oh, these are so good.  In fact, they're a delicacy... Not gross fish eggs."

Why not fish eggs if

(https://blog.khymos.org/wp-content/2011/04/smiling_egg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 31, 2014, 06:27:20 PM

(https://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn44/goldentone76/MozartPeaches.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2014, 10:51:01 PM

Quote from: outin on July 31, 2014, 11:45:28 AM

Why not fish eggs if

(https://blog.khymos.org/wp-content/2011/04/smiling_egg.jpg)

True, esp. considering that egg is popping out of the same hole as everything else on a chicken. 

*Bob considers only eating eggs that are surgically removed from a chicken, sterile that way.*

I eat my eggs out of a carton anyway.  Lots of eggs, blended up.

*Bob ponders how many chicken butts all those eggs have touched.*


I will now steal the next post...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 31, 2014, 11:19:49 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 31, 2014, 10:51:01 PM

I will now steal the next post...

Best look out for the....

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ab/56/26/ab56266965742e88820b56344a09a3c0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 01, 2014, 03:48:27 AM

Talking about games...someone at work bought a piano game from a flee market for 3 euros...it actually includes a little plastic white grand that plays about 1,5 octaves...Didn't include the rules but we figured out you're supposed to play a tune from the cards picked (the keys are numbered). Then the others guess the tune... who ever thought of such a great fun  ;D

If only the piano sounded like one instead of this ugly electric sound...and the keys are actually just buttons, not keys...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 01, 2014, 04:07:12 AM

Quote from: outin on August 01, 2014, 03:48:27 AM

If only the piano sounded like one instead of this ugly electric sound...and the keys are actually just buttons, not keys...

For three euros?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 01, 2014, 04:43:33 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 01, 2014, 04:07:12 AM

For three euros?  ::)

It WAS a flea market...

(https://bedfordandbowery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FLEAweb9_800.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 01, 2014, 05:11:45 AM

Quote from: outin on August 01, 2014, 04:43:33 AM

It WAS a flea market...

(https://jokesandsayings.net/images/flea_market-joke.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 01, 2014, 05:15:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 01, 2014, 05:11:45 AM

(https://jokesandsayings.net/images/flea_market-joke.jpg)

 ;D

Who wants a dog in their house anyway...

(https://diydoggrooming.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dog-fleas-image-1.gif.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 01, 2014, 05:18:17 AM

I'm eating....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 01, 2014, 05:21:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2014, 05:18:17 AM

I'm eating....

Again?!?

(https://www.raptorsandrockets.com/images/Harley-Davidson/FatBobNYC001.jpg)

I did google for "fat bob"...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 01, 2014, 05:25:20 AM

Quote from: outin on August 01, 2014, 05:21:07 AM

Again?!?

(https://medinagazette.northcoastnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/FatBobPizza.jpg)

Personal discount.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 01, 2014, 06:09:56 AM

BTW Bob...I have a tip for you that is sure to make you lose weight.

Just never eat while:
- Watching tv
- Reading
- Using the computer or any other device connected to internet

Unless you have figured out how to eat in your sleep or have a habit of eating while practicing, you will soon realize how boring eating actually can be  ;)

Of course I would never follow my own advice, because who really  wants to lose all the carefully put on weight anyway?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 01, 2014, 10:34:21 PM

I already figured out how to lose weight.  The lazy way is just not to eat.  Less work that way.


When I eat, I'm usually sitting in front of the computer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2014, 03:04:33 AM

A little touch of class for this thread....

(https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/5/8/297158_v1.jpg)

See those "mountains" in the background?  Know what they're made of?  It's not rock.  See the cows?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 02, 2014, 04:03:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 02, 2014, 03:04:33 AM

See those "mountains" in the background?  Know what they're made of?  It's not rock.  See the cows?

(https://en.academic.ru/pictures/enwiki/67/CowPie-JeffVanuga.JPG)

We used to have such fun as kids stepping on these with bare feet  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2014, 01:45:07 PM

I'm eating!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 02, 2014, 02:23:05 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 02, 2014, 01:45:07 PM

I'm eating!

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002115513/938953414_gomer_pyle_surprise_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2014, 03:49:46 PM

I see that and the food part of my brain says, "Hey, that looks like chocolate!  Looks like Nutella!"  And then the reality side knows what it is.  Cognitive dissonance ensues.


"In psychology, cognitive dissonance is the excessive mental stress and discomfort[1] experienced by an individual who (1) holds two or more contradictory beliefs, ideas, or values at the same time or (2) is confronted by new information that conflicts with existing beliefs, ideas, or values. Included, stress and discomfort may also arise within an individual who holds a belief and performs a contradictory action or reaction.[2]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance



Yes, I'm being caused excessive, undue mental stress here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 02, 2014, 04:48:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 02, 2014, 03:49:46 PM

Yes, I'm being caused excessive, undue mental stress here.

You need help!

(https://www.businessesgrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/pink_freud-1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2014, 05:21:28 PM

I'm ok.  I found some chocolate.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 03, 2014, 12:16:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 02, 2014, 05:21:28 PM

I'm ok.  I found some chocolate.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 04, 2014, 04:01:42 AM

(https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f231/CruxisAurion/timetostopposting.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 04, 2014, 11:29:00 AM

(https://skepchick.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/no__9gag__by_hujikari-d51hu4l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 04, 2014, 05:52:52 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 04, 2014, 11:29:00 AM

(https://skepchick.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/no__9gag__by_hujikari-d51hu4l.jpg)

Bob should do what Bob is told!

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/82/57/f0/8257f07b8f41be15973146e303699495.jpg)

or not...

(https://www.nathanrouse.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Why-and-How-I-Spank-My-kids.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 04, 2014, 11:12:43 PM

Quote from: outin on August 04, 2014, 05:52:52 PM

or not...

I suppose it will have to be that one, since creativity is frowned upon these days.  :(


Sigh,  the good old days....

(https://theloveforhistory.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/10-medieval-torture-devices8.jpg?w=470)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2014, 02:10:13 AM

(https://www.godsboard.com/image/1586.png)

Looks like they misspelled Bob there. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 05, 2014, 02:50:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 05, 2014, 02:10:13 AM

Looks like they misspelled Bob there. ::)

(https://lowres.cartoonstock.com/religion-god-lightning-lightning_bolts-caddie-golf-mbcn1419_low.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 05, 2014, 04:44:41 AM

Now which one do you want to be?

Nasty Bob...

(https://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/160/d/c/creepypasta_series_1__bob_by_dimelotu-d4rwiaz.png)


or nice Bob

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120326063343/monstersvsaliens/images/e/e1/B.O.B._promotional_poster.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 05, 2014, 05:07:24 AM

Quote from: outin on August 05, 2014, 04:44:41 AM

Now which one do you want to be?

Nasty Bob...

or nice Bob

Me, I vote...

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/000053748/polls_not_bob_2751_367012_answer_3_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 05, 2014, 02:39:58 PM

You all should relax and play some piano in bed.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-omTyXgclYLY/TrnEF8s04XI/AAAAAAAAELA/xg6zASNMNaI/s640/piano+in+bed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2014, 03:22:50 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 05, 2014, 02:10:13 AM

(https://www.godsboard.com/image/1586.png)

Pfffft... 

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/06/article-1106924-02F6286B000005DC-556_468x224.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 05, 2014, 05:47:48 PM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7282/8735963585_199d28a55e_z.jpg)

So close to home. . . you can almost taste it.  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 05, 2014, 06:34:47 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 05, 2014, 02:39:58 PM

You all should relax and play some piano in bed.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-omTyXgclYLY/TrnEF8s04XI/AAAAAAAAELA/xg6zASNMNaI/s640/piano+in+bed.jpg)

can't too busy computing
(https://www.thanko.jp/product/img-product/gorode90-001.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 03:52:32 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 05, 2014, 06:34:47 PM

can't too busy computing

I made the mistake of googling "things to do in bed".  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 06, 2014, 04:45:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 03:52:32 AM

I made the mistake of googling "things to do in bed".  :-[

And Google won't forget that  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 05:03:42 AM

Quote from: outin on August 06, 2014, 04:45:35 AM

And Google won't forget that  ;)

Nor would have I, but I got one of these...

(https://aboutfacefitness.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/brain-wash.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 06, 2014, 06:47:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 05:03:42 AM

Nor would have I, but I got one of these...

(https://aboutfacefitness.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/brain-wash.jpg)

I just use this

(https://www.amanofgenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/brainvacuum.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 06, 2014, 09:48:38 AM

Things are looking up.  ;)
(https://www.yellowstonecountry.org/yellowstone-travel-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Visitor-Center.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 06, 2014, 05:58:49 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 06, 2014, 09:48:38 AM

Things are looking up.  ;)

 ;D

How romantic. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 06, 2014, 06:02:54 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 06, 2014, 09:48:38 AM

Things are looking up.

(https://dearauthor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/hDAEE0181.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 06, 2014, 06:22:35 PM

(https://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/files/GRCA-Mule%20Ride%201282%20GMiller%20679.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 06, 2014, 06:30:13 PM

Tomorrow I'll go...

(https://www.planetseafishing.com/images/content/reviews/2938/fishing-review-abu-suveran-evo-boat-rod-0001__front-and-header.jpg)

But no worry, I'll come back as a winner  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 10:46:00 PM

Quote from: outin on August 06, 2014, 06:30:13 PM

Tomorrow I'll go...

I get better results here...

(https://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/20110502-fish-market.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 06, 2014, 11:48:26 PM

^ You'll need some peach butt for a well balanced meal.  Dispose of peach panties properly no one likes a peach butt litterer
(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sexy-butt-peaches-with-lingerie-china-6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 11:53:05 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 06, 2014, 11:48:26 PM

^ You'll need some peach butt for a well balanced meal.  Dispose of peach panties properly no one likes a peach butt litterer

 :o

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Em7-WinFSJc/UBBxPJjwhNI/AAAAAAAAASY/IYywHj1HhcE/s1600/Wrong+on+so+many+levels.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 06, 2014, 11:57:50 PM

Quote from: j_menz on August 06, 2014, 11:53:05 PM

:o

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Em7-WinFSJc/UBBxPJjwhNI/AAAAAAAAASY/IYywHj1HhcE/s1600/Wrong+on+so+many+levels.jpg)

no but pear babies are .  I would be scared of sleeping in the same house w these spawns of darkness lest they come alive in at night and try to kill me
*eesh
(https://sickoftheradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pears-shaped-like-little-babies-china-buddha.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 12:16:51 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 06, 2014, 11:57:50 PM

no but pear babies are .  I would be scared of sleeping in the same house w these spawns of darkness lest they come alive in at night and try to kill me
*eesh

Best not go out, then. They live in the wild:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDYwMA==/z/3ZwAAMXQ74JTT4Hh/$_35.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 07, 2014, 02:38:06 AM

Jesus.... Oh, wait.  No.  It's not Jesus.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 07, 2014, 02:59:50 AM

(https://www.zestuous.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/baguette-slice.jpg)

How about a baguette with some wonderful homemade soup?  I'll bring the baguette from France. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 03:12:23 AM

Quote from: goldentone on August 07, 2014, 02:59:50 AM

How about a baguette with some wonderful homemade soup?  I'll bring the baguette from France. 8)

I can get a baguette round the corner.  ::)

If you're coming from France, you can bring..

(https://www.flavorsofthought.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/costliest-wine-chateau-mouton-rothschild.jpg)

And no brand substitution!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 07, 2014, 04:26:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 03:12:23 AM

I can get a baguette round the corner.  ::)

If you're coming from France, you can bring..

You don't mind to have fish with red, do you?

I'm sure to get at least some of these today. I won't be coming myself, but I'll send you a package of fresh pike in the mail  8)

(https://www.ontariopikefishing.ca/sscimages/fish/pike/P1010352_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 04:37:46 AM

Quote from: outin on August 07, 2014, 04:26:55 AM

I'll send you a package of fresh pike in the mail  8)

They might be fresh leaving Finland, but.... eww, thanks but no.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 07, 2014, 04:38:33 AM

Bread.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 04:49:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 07, 2014, 04:38:33 AM

Bread.....

(https://www.thequotepedia.com/images/03/hope-you-feel-butter-soon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 07, 2014, 09:39:43 AM

Quote from: outin on August 07, 2014, 04:26:55 AM

You don't mind to have fish with red, do you?

I'm sure to get at least some of these today. I won't be coming myself, but I'll send you a package of fresh pike in the mail  8)

(https://www.ontariopikefishing.ca/sscimages/fish/pike/P1010352_1.jpg)

Watch out! You might run into legendary Bach Ness monster
(https://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/939b9ac6-5b1d-4e06-b0ef-3264caf6988c.png)

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Post by: visitor on August 07, 2014, 09:46:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 12:16:51 AM

Best not go out, then. They live in the wild:

(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDYwMA==/z/3ZwAAMXQ74JTT4Hh/$_35.JPG)

thats it. Nope. Nope. nope.
(https://gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nope.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2014, 04:12:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 04:49:18 AM

(https://www.thequotepedia.com/images/03/hope-you-feel-butter-soon.jpg)

Oh dear.... did you hear the joke about the drum set falling off a cliff???

I think it went...

(https://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p138/shadow_qween/Gifs/troll-ba-dum-tss.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on August 07, 2014, 10:48:19 PM

Apparently it's....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3a/bf/e5/3abfe5afcee567e7b0603c49d2e1bedb.jpg)

I suppose we should give a hoot, for without the little blighters we'd only be up to page 12.

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Post by: Bob on August 07, 2014, 11:57:38 PM

I looked for giant space cats.  ::)

(https://marksolock.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/20120804-174438.jpg)

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Post by: outin on August 08, 2014, 01:20:46 PM

I was hoping to catch one of these this morning, but nothing was really moving :(

(https://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s540/LenP666/mix/catfish_zps46c073bf.jpg)

Yesterday was a little better, but sorry Jmenz, we ate them all so no package for you this time...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 08, 2014, 07:03:31 PM

(https://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn44/goldentone76/Kermitmeme.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2014, 11:11:54 PM

Quote from: outin on August 08, 2014, 01:20:46 PM

(https://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s540/LenP666/mix/catfish_zps46c073bf.jpg)

What on earth would you call that hybrid animal???

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Post by: goldentone on August 09, 2014, 01:35:02 AM

(https://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn44/goldentone76/Kermit2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2014, 03:31:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2014, 11:11:54 PM

What on earth would you call that hybrid animal???

That's a common catfish  ::)

(https://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/catfish/ictaluridae/212a_channel_catfish.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2014, 06:28:07 AM

Really... No attempt to make a pun or a funny attempt at naming this???

Quote from: outin on August 08, 2014, 01:20:46 PM

(https://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s540/LenP666/mix/catfish_zps46c073bf.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on August 09, 2014, 07:36:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2014, 06:28:07 AM

Really... No attempt to make a pun or a funny attempt at naming this???

Given the sharpness of those teeth, I'd advise caution in that regard - it might hear you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 09, 2014, 02:26:38 PM

You guys are working too hard at this.  You need a break.

Why not take a vacation?

This place looks good.  Just look at the promo video.

https://player.vimeo.com/video/102051605?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&wmode=transparent


(That was a joke of course.  Interesting video, horrible location I'm sure.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2014, 03:27:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2014, 02:26:38 PM

You guys are working too hard at this.  You need a break.

Why not take a vacation?

This place looks good.  Just look at the promo video.

https://player.vimeo.com/video/102051605?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&wmode=transparent


(That was a joke of course.  Interesting video, horrible location I'm sure.)

You really think I am going to click on one of your links?

(https://symphonyofheaven.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Unbelief-Says-No-Way.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on August 09, 2014, 05:42:05 PM

Yes, I do.  In fact, I think you already.

It's an exotic tourist destination. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2014, 05:50:32 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2014, 05:42:05 PM

It's an exotic tourist destination. 

(https://www.gagful.com/uploads/2011_11/1320397225_No_thanks_gag.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 09, 2014, 06:32:42 PM

I heard they have goulash or something there. We could hold a big Pianostreet world meet there.  Looks like they have plenty of hotels.

*Bob weighs the pros and cons of travelling around the world for goulash.*  I haven't goulash in a long time.  Sounds good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2014, 07:06:46 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2014, 06:32:42 PM

I heard they have goulash or something there. We could hold a big Pianostreet world meet there.  Looks like they have plenty of hotels.

*Bob weighs the pros and cons of travelling around the world for goulash.*  I haven't goulash in a long time.  Sounds good.

No thanks, I don't like red meat

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZmuSVc6sJJM/UE4YC5_mZsI/AAAAAAAAABg/xIjLl5sX_Wg/s1600/215751357_15484548b8.jpg)

You're welcome to come here for a pianostreet meeting, we can have some of our favorite Easter dish:

(https://files.fitfashion.fi/wp-content/uploads/sites/27/2013/03/mammi.jpg)

Delicious with cream...and no, it's not chocolate  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 09, 2014, 07:44:44 PM

I hope that's blood pudding.

I thought this was goulash.  Lots of noodles.... although I guess it is red meat.

(https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/250x250/00/81/47/814797.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2014, 08:11:51 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2014, 07:44:44 PM

I hope that's blood pudding.

No, it's a desert.

Speaking about blood...my favorite local delicacy:

(https://www.maajakotitalousnaiset.fi/sites/default/files/styles/landscape_large/public/recipe/image_main/mkn_vinkitjateemat_maakuntaruoka_mustamakkara.jpg?itok=yqjoZ3AQ)

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2014, 07:44:44 PM

I thought this was goulash.  Lots of noodles.... although I guess it is red meat.

(https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/250x250/00/81/47/814797.jpg)

Nope, definitely not Gulash... does that even have a name?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 09, 2014, 10:16:48 PM

If ideas are scarce there's always this for inspiration
https://thatiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2014, 05:23:29 PM

That local delicacy looks like chocolate covered poo. But I'd still eat it :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 10, 2014, 05:55:22 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2014, 05:23:29 PM

That local delicacy looks like chocolate covered poo. But I'd still eat it :)

 ;D

It's blood sausage, which we call black sausage.

The former on the other hand is sweet, made of rye flour, malted rye and dark molasses.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2014, 06:03:53 PM

Nice! I'd like to try it.


Here is some Chicken (marinated with Hoisin sauce) and avocado that I made. *nom
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/1398373_10201468123860137_7814363099325294764_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 10, 2014, 07:45:18 PM

(https://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn44/goldentone76/Goldheart.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 10, 2014, 08:27:15 PM

*Bob still thinks that goulash since Google images said it was goulash.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 10, 2014, 11:19:06 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 10, 2014, 08:27:15 PM

*Bob still thinks that goulash since Google images said it was goulash.*

It's American Goulash.

Only in murrica.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2014, 12:15:54 AM

True... Plus Google location awareness feeding me 'Murica results.

I thought goulash was thick noodles, beef, and gravy actually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 11, 2014, 03:42:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 11, 2014, 12:15:54 AM

I thought goulash was thick noodles, beef, and gravy actually.

You got the last 2 parts right. Here's some traditional goulash for you:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I3e9bOl6c2g/UXBkOZcUu7I/AAAAAAAAAHE/FI_CA90-wks/s1600/Traditional_goulash.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 11, 2014, 06:00:21 AM

Quote from: outin on August 11, 2014, 03:42:23 AM

You got the last 2 parts right. Here's some traditional goulash for you:

Not quite. Traditional goulash isn't thickened with flour (unlike gravy) but by the vegetables in it. Also, the Hungarians sometimes add a sort of small egg noodle, though most other varieties don't. Nothing like the pasta in American goulash, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 11, 2014, 07:25:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 11, 2014, 06:00:21 AM

Not quite. Traditional goulash isn't thickened with flour (unlike gravy) but by the vegetables in it. Also, the Hungarians sometimes add a sort of small egg noodle, though most other varieties don't. Nothing like the pasta in American goulash, though.

No flour in that one either. It's not the vegetables that thicken it, but the cooking process. There are many versions with more or less vegetables...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2014, 10:14:23 PM

(https://www.hannasolutions.com/DDO/too.quiet.poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 12, 2014, 10:44:18 PM

(https://sendgrid.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bang.png)

Fixed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 13, 2014, 12:56:18 AM

(https://i653.photobucket.com/albums/uu251/cheeruru/LOL/surprise.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2014, 03:07:43 AM

(https://images20.fotki.com/v113/photos/1/46891/9182427/gif_larrydavid_look-vi.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2014, 03:11:28 AM

Goulash mysteries solved....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goulash

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_goulash



*A few things dawn on Bob while a few other things don't quite make sense.*   ::)  I feel like I've been goulash-deprived or goulash-lacking now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 13, 2014, 04:48:06 AM

(https://fb8eea8e6720e1a7cbf1-62bd5d1d72f968e074436330ad481e2a.r42.cf2.rackcdn.com/7c4830ba69cc54158e921c11222c95b9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 13, 2014, 06:07:07 AM

(https://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc175/destructokid1337/Owl3.gif)

Though I think it's more a "why owls shouldn't drink" kinda pic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 13, 2014, 06:37:20 AM

(https://cdn.arwrath.com/2/297938.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2014, 10:24:42 AM

(https://media.tumblr.com/142c1b73552f55dc2e74e0a51c7f83e5/tumblr_inline_n6ir2iOXDv1rxh1p7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 13, 2014, 08:33:20 PM

(https://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn44/goldentone76/Lisztcourage.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 14, 2014, 01:10:36 AM

Cheers!

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/90/ff/ea/90ffea13597fbe67a67294bec565b468.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 14, 2014, 02:09:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 14, 2014, 01:10:36 AM

Cheers!

Is it concentrate? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 14, 2014, 05:19:19 AM

Quote from: goldentone on August 14, 2014, 02:09:21 AM

Is it concentrate? ;)

Nope, it's concentric.

(https://media.kunst-fuer-alle.de/img/16/m/16_o126~colour-study:-squares-with-concentric-circles.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2014, 05:20:44 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UTiKh1wZGLo/U2Nijs_Gc5I/AAAAAAAAA1Q/rAt5_6K1mHM/s1600/bVkZi3B.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 14, 2014, 05:28:10 AM

That's just so last page!  ::)

(https://www.asterisk-creative.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/stay-up-to-date.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 14, 2014, 09:39:46 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0zOUbbiVMn4/UO8kR4slNWI/AAAAAAAAFm8/kWteE7dFBNQ/s1600/al-bundy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 15, 2014, 12:15:56 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3114220800/hF89EB61E/)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2014, 12:20:50 AM

He's concentrating. It's relevant.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 15, 2014, 12:52:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 15, 2014, 12:20:50 AM

He's concentrating. It's relevant.

He's not concentric, though, so it's not.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2014, 03:04:23 AM

(https://directsite.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/computer-woman-i-won-300x292.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 17, 2014, 03:52:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 15, 2014, 12:52:56 AM

He's not concentric, though, so it's not.  :P

*Bob notes that Rosie O'Donnell must be concentric.*  Yeah, I know.  Makes as much sense as j_menz post...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 17, 2014, 06:51:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 17, 2014, 03:52:01 AM

Makes as much sense as j_menz post...

There's a time and a place to make sense, and this thread is neither.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 17, 2014, 07:31:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 17, 2014, 06:51:18 AM

There's a time and a place to make sense, and this thread is neither.  ::)

This is definitely a place for some

(https://media.npr.org/books/reviews/2008/07/senselessness_200-1495d4e7ba9f2f3f205721d11ccf2401dc3bd926-s6-c30.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 17, 2014, 02:40:46 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/ZKGFJbC.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 17, 2014, 11:02:30 PM

(https://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/pointless-500x400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 18, 2014, 04:06:29 AM

It's actually very important to educate your pets on how to prevent vampire bites!

(https://kitchenmischief.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/black-garlic-cat1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 18, 2014, 04:11:15 AM

Quote from: outin on August 18, 2014, 04:06:29 AM

It's actually very important to educate your pets on how to prevent vampire bites!

Unless your pet actually is a vampire, in which case it would starve.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 18, 2014, 04:11:27 AM

It's actually not wise to eat whole, raw garlic clove.

Following that up with 4-5 oven baked cloves is also not wise.


Not that I know....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 18, 2014, 04:31:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 18, 2014, 04:11:27 AM

It's actually not wise to eat whole, raw garlic clove.

Following that up with 4-5 oven baked cloves is also not wise.


Not that I know....

(https://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/incrediblegifts_2270_72748178)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 18, 2014, 04:47:02 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-wait-until-tomorrow-6.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 18, 2014, 05:17:35 AM

(https://skreened.com/render-product/y/r/u/yrusvqmybsqcqysqqjgp/i-can-t-keep-calm-because-i-love-coffee.american-apparel-unisex-fitted-tee.slate.w380h440z1b3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 18, 2014, 09:46:25 AM

Keepin it real
(https://funnypictures.guru/uploads/2838023a778dfaecdc212708f721b788.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 19, 2014, 12:49:14 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 18, 2014, 09:46:25 AM

Keepin it real

Or fake.  ::)

(https://i1.cpcache.com/product/280435150/change_the_subject_magnet.jpg?height=225&width=225)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 19, 2014, 11:34:53 AM

You am confusing I yet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 19, 2014, 11:34:53 AM

You am confusing I yet.

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/73/c4/1e/73c41ec68107add6b0f8bf03562b022c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 19, 2014, 11:32:53 PM

(https://www.wallpaperfo.com/thumbnails/detail/20120428/meme%20poker%20face%20white%20background%201920x1200%20wallpaper_www.wallpaperfo.com_73.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 20, 2014, 12:08:55 AM

(https://explosm.net/db/files/comicstupidface1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 20, 2014, 03:22:58 AM

(https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/7-10/dtLnEdB9es-10.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 20, 2014, 04:07:33 AM

(https://forum.stoxnet.com/uploads/monthly_11_2012/post-587-0-61985800-1352743026_thumb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 20, 2014, 04:26:48 AM

(https://www.clker.com/cliparts/H/M/j/2/E/F/the-end-kitty-cat-hi.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 20, 2014, 04:33:58 AM

And now for the credits........

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2014, 10:09:30 AM

Best credits I could find...

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02007/credit-cards_2007247b.jpg)

Will these suffice???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 20, 2014, 10:31:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2014, 10:09:30 AM

Best credits I could find...

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02007/credit-cards_2007247b.jpg)

Will these suffice???

(https://www.displaydecorations.com.au/shop/images/1666/DDNPNC.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2014, 02:02:37 PM

Well... apparently this kind sir has informed my I'm to be the receiver of millions of dollars...

(https://www.scamtam.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nigerian-419-scams.jpg)

So, you know what - I don't need no lousy credit.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 20, 2014, 02:05:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2014, 02:02:37 PM

Well... apparently this kind sir has informed my I'm to be the receiver of millions of dollars...

(https://www.scamtam.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nigerian-419-scams.jpg)

So, you know what - I don't need no lousy credit.    ;D

Damn! I think I missed that offer once :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 20, 2014, 10:23:32 PM

Quote from: outin on August 20, 2014, 02:05:34 PM

Damn! I think I missed that offer once :(

Don't worry. There'll be another one along any time soon now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2014, 01:47:27 PM

Holy crap - you're right... Suddenly I'm the winner of hundreds of thousands of dollars...

(https://kasperskycontenthub.com/securelist/files/2012/01/rubinshtein_lottery_pic02.png)

I'm on a roll... I also won the sweepstakes clearing house raffle. Don't remember entering...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 21, 2014, 06:46:31 PM

(https://twentyfourframes.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/nothing-sacred-poster-a.jpg)

His tender airs were not enough to confound her plotting heart. . .  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 24, 2014, 06:50:27 AM

Someone's been faking a win for too long...

(https://i1.ytimg.com/sh/4GWWpIhcFqY/showposter.jpg?v=4f102a85)

And I am once again trying to listen to Prok... I am puzzled why I don't like him since all the elements should be there  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on August 24, 2014, 08:29:22 AM

I'm still breathing!!!

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/a9/7b/d9/a97bd9027f6dfad11669038ec10ed1c6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2014, 09:15:37 AM

Each breath brings you closer to your last!!!!! :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2014, 11:36:53 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2014, 09:15:37 AM

Each breath brings you closer to your last!!!!! :o

What about each Heart beat brings you closer to your last... What are you supposed to do there?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 24, 2014, 07:13:41 PM

(https://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn44/goldentone76/cat.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2014, 10:22:37 PM

I think with all these cat photos... Future historians are going to think cats were our gods.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 24, 2014, 11:19:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2014, 10:22:37 PM

I think with all these cat photos... Future historians are going to think cats were our gods.

 ::)

Ridiculous....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PGvSoaafXiI/R-fVcRcEODI/AAAAAAAAB60/OHjylVoxQSc/s400/DogGodCartoon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2014, 03:55:25 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001921033/5943615053_129045679406052057_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 26, 2014, 04:19:49 AM

If God Cat falls in a box are these both now true?

(https://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/3980996/views/1,width=178,height=178,appearanceId=16/GOD-IS-DEAD.jpg)(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-frc3/t1/p160x160/486896_453025554754479_1169575338_n.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2014, 05:18:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 26, 2014, 04:19:49 AM

If God Cat falls in a box are these both now true?

(https://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/3980996/views/1,width=178,height=178,appearanceId=16/GOD-IS-DEAD.jpg)(https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-frc3/t1/p160x160/486896_453025554754479_1169575338_n.png)

(https://0701.static.prezi.com/preview/sdbt47plp4o22m3vcyfsxnqqxuadw6rhlm5vs2oll757hbaoaxlq_0_0.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 26, 2014, 05:25:31 AM

Quote from: outin on August 26, 2014, 05:18:46 AM

(https://0701.static.prezi.com/preview/sdbt47plp4o22m3vcyfsxnqqxuadw6rhlm5vs2oll757hbaoaxlq_0_0.png)

(https://media-cache-cd0.pinimg.com/736x/06/13/64/061364b93a1ef559c5227c4127db4e04.jpg)


Oh, and I found a bargain!!!

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ae/ff/f9/aefff9fa8d3ccf34fb00a6cc192e425c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 26, 2014, 09:31:16 AM

(https://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/engrish-9.jpg)

*i must go my people need me
(https://www.dailyfunnies.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-Real-Puss-In-Boots.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 26, 2014, 11:38:29 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 26, 2014, 09:31:16 AM

*i must go my people need me

for lunch?

(https://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/03/04/1226324/863971-zombies.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 27, 2014, 02:26:42 AM

Also out of it, but I'm not a zombie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 27, 2014, 03:17:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 27, 2014, 02:26:42 AM

but I'm not a zombie.

Tell your biographer....

(https://d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net/books/1382752657l/18716350.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 28, 2014, 12:53:06 AM

(https://media.designerpages.com/3rings/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stink-tree-coffee-table-larger.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 28, 2014, 02:55:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 28, 2014, 12:53:06 AM

(https://media.designerpages.com/3rings/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/stink-tree-coffee-table-larger.jpg)

That's one handy table. Easy to clean, just brush everything to the hole :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 28, 2014, 07:32:39 AM

Quote from: outin on August 28, 2014, 02:55:51 AM

Easy to clean, just brush everything to the hole :)

So why doesn't that work for everything?


(https://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/111051614-bright-eyed-baby-with-food-on-her-face-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GWMhbp0b2p%2fmVwaIhORKYXIlS14psyvad9ER1tkxryl3dxR%2f0Kd3%2bkB5N97AtUSRRR35dUw8r5yT6OJJV0JGgg%3d%3d)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 28, 2014, 09:06:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on August 28, 2014, 07:32:39 AM

So why doesn't that work for everything?


(https://cache3.asset-cache.net/gc/111051614-bright-eyed-baby-with-food-on-her-face-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GWMhbp0b2p%2fmVwaIhORKYXIlS14psyvad9ER1tkxryl3dxR%2f0Kd3%2bkB5N97AtUSRRR35dUw8r5yT6OJJV0JGgg%3d%3d)

After seeing the file name I'm just happy that the picture doesn't work...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2014, 01:24:50 AM

My Chinese maths teacher used to say: One over three is a turd.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on August 30, 2014, 03:32:01 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2014, 01:24:50 AM

My Chinese maths teacher used to say: One over three is a turd.

Your Chinese maths teacher was Irish?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2014, 08:13:48 AM

He could have been an Irish man dressed up as a Chinese man, they do that.


(https://38.media.tumblr.com/9f19be5a58190c53d5ec209ea15d2b26/tumblr_n287gkBSXq1qhwttfo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 30, 2014, 05:24:47 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zsWXExF26A4/TgL7RUV-8JI/AAAAAAAAAHg/whPro64K43U/s1600/2011PeachArt.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 30, 2014, 05:41:37 PM

Quote from: goldentone on August 30, 2014, 05:24:47 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zsWXExF26A4/TgL7RUV-8JI/AAAAAAAAAHg/whPro64K43U/s1600/2011PeachArt.png)

I'm allergic to peaches  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2014, 12:59:33 AM

Well... I know how to knock Outin from posting in this thread then...

ENJOY!!!    ;D



(Who next to knock out on this thread, so that I will be the ultimate winner???)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 31, 2014, 04:26:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch link=topic=51107.msg604814
#msg604814 date=1409446773

Can't believe I actually watched it   ::)
Oops, seems your deviant plan didn't work after all  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2014, 11:28:44 AM

Nice quoting skills...    ;D

Don't worry - I have many, many deviant plans.    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 31, 2014, 11:59:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2014, 11:28:44 AM

Nice quoting skills...    ;D

Just a little slip of the mouse that I didn't bother to correct  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2014, 12:53:08 AM

Did a search for peaches, actually found lots of image hits for the fruit.  Not quite what I expected.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 01, 2014, 04:12:32 AM

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/76/205756389_2976e9b1f4_m.jpg)

Looks..... ummm... yeah..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 01, 2014, 04:21:21 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 01, 2014, 04:12:32 AM

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/76/205756389_2976e9b1f4_m.jpg)

Looks..... ummm... yeah..

You...nasty...you!


Here's something I am not allergic to...

(https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/sites/bbcgoodfood.com/files/glossary/banana-crop.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 01, 2014, 06:20:07 AM

So far I'm seeing a Bellini and a Daiquiri..... or just Daiquiris.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 01, 2014, 07:17:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 01, 2014, 12:53:08 AM

Did a search for peaches, actually found lots of image hits for the fruit.  Not quite what I expected.

Peaches are the rage.  At least in our neck of the woods.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2014, 04:20:43 PM

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 01, 2014, 05:10:04 PM

Bob, after I watched your video (which has been used before, btw) this one came up:

You're welcome :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2014, 07:27:56 PM

That looks kind of fake.

I've had the real thing wake me up a few times over the past year.  That's always fun, esp when you can't find it but you're tired.


I found a spider in the tub this morning.  Let him soak in undiluted Lysol for awhile and then gave a free trip down the drain. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 01, 2014, 07:32:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 01, 2014, 07:27:56 PM

I found a spider in the tub this morning.  Let him soak in undiluted Lysol for awhile and then gave a free trip down the drain. 

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-hate-bob-8.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2014, 12:48:30 AM

Hey! >:( ::)

That's probably what the spider was thinking as it drown in Lysol.  It was a clean kill. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 02, 2014, 01:13:52 AM

Woke up in the middle of the night with a bloody

(https://blogs.houstonpress.com/news/toothache.gif)

So now I just

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-hate-everyone-and-everything.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2014, 04:40:09 AM

I woke up this morning.  Really early.  Decided to sleep in.  It's Labor Day.  Day off finally, so why not?  An instant later alarms go off and the glaring "alarm light" is shining in my eyes.  Laziness prevailed.  I must have waited it out.   Alarms and lights were off when I woke  up later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2014, 03:42:27 PM

I woke up in a dream about waking up in a dream which was about waking up in a dream, then I woke up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2014, 10:24:19 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2014, 03:42:27 PM

I woke up in a dream about waking up in a dream which was about waking up in a dream, then I woke up.

*Bob thinks that would make a good ending to the whole thread and no one else should post to disturb that perfect of an ending.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 02, 2014, 10:57:37 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 02, 2014, 10:24:19 PM

*Bob thinks that would make a good ending to the whole thread and no one else should post to disturb that perfect of an ending.*

If Bob really thought that, he'd have done it.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2014, 02:40:52 AM

I did.  You can't just have a straight drop off at the height of the last post.  A little amount to ease out is ok, like dusty or dirt filling in the corners a bit.  But now you've ruined it.  It's all ruined.


Or... This the start of the coda.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 03, 2014, 02:58:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 03, 2014, 02:40:52 AM

But now you've ruined it.  It's all ruined.

Or... This the start of the coda.

Nah, I've ruined it.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2014, 03:13:07 AM

I'd say the beginning of the coda is kind of messed up now.  We should go back and start over, if that were possible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 03, 2014, 03:25:30 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Repeatsign.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2014, 03:32:34 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Coda_sign.svg/945px-Coda_sign.svg.png)



*Bob has another idea for preventing people from posting anymore.*




(That was a joke of course.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2014, 03:38:02 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 03, 2014, 03:32:34 AM

[img width=553 height=600]


(That was a joke of course.)

Now why am I not laughing?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2014, 11:18:19 AM

It displays to me.  I didn't mess with sizing.

I thought it looked like a target finder too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2014, 12:51:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 03, 2014, 11:18:19 AM

It displays to me.  I didn't mess with sizing.

I thought it looked like a target finder too.

Guess I just did not get it :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2014, 10:20:14 PM

Do you get this???

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TvZYgs3ZyS0/U3d0zgeRYoI/AAAAAAAAAN4/mmCe5Gr0PFw/s1600/tumblr_lb5n50HXu91qzccmno1_500.png)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 03, 2014, 10:32:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2014, 10:20:14 PM

Do you get this???
 ;D

Quicker, but just as surely as the lawsuit from one Mr Cage you'll be getting.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 04, 2014, 02:57:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2014, 10:20:14 PM

Do you get this???

Still trying to figure out for how long...would 20 minutes be sufficient? I am not sure if I am advanced enough for a piece with such technical demands   :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 04, 2014, 03:27:15 AM

I'm imaging the intensity the conductor would still have to display if it was an ensemble piece.  "You have to *play* the rests."   Then after all that intensity, the arms go down, the audience applauds.

And someone's stupid cell phone is likely to off during that moment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 04, 2014, 06:00:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 04, 2014, 03:27:15 AM

I'm imaging

You don't have to....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 04, 2014, 11:21:57 AM

*Imagining.


I don't know.  I think I'd prefer a bigger, more well-known group performing that.  The conductor wasn't quite doing what I pictured.  He's not that intense.

Always a cougher too.

I wonder if they rehearsed that much.

Are all the parts marked tacet?  I would think there's a difference between tacet and having a rest on the page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 04, 2014, 10:49:22 PM

The full score reads:

4'33"
FOR ANY INSTRUMENT OR COMBINATION OF INSTRUMENTS
John Cage

I

TACET

II

TACET

III

TACET

Dull as dishwater. The score for the earlier In Futurem by Erwin Schulhof is a work of art, Cage's (cheap copy) effort looks like it was scrawled on a bar coaster after a long session.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2014, 03:44:43 AM

Dang.  I thought there was a whole set of parts for that.  That's kind of cheap. 

Then you have to go through the process of replacing that stupid triangle part that gets lost.  Pay the publisher $2.50 for them to send you a photographed copy with a sticker on it. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 05, 2014, 04:14:47 AM

Everyone would still need a part, and one page can be sold for as much as multiple pages.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2014, 04:26:03 AM

I suppose it could be written out by hand fairly easily.   But then you might need a calligraphist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 05, 2014, 04:30:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 05, 2014, 04:26:03 AM

I suppose it could be written out by hand fairly easily.   But then you might need a calligraphist.

That would be a breach of copyright. Cage sued on that already, so be careful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: coda_colossale on September 05, 2014, 10:04:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 03, 2014, 03:32:34 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Coda_sign.svg/945px-Coda_sign.svg.png)



*Bob has another idea for preventing people from posting anymore.*






(That was a joke of course.)

You were looking for me?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2014, 10:45:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 05, 2014, 04:30:34 AM

That would be a breach of copyright. Cage sued on that already, so be careful.

True.  A copy is still a copy...  I know a director who makes students who lose their parts write out a replacement part by hand.... That would actually violate copyright laws I guess.



*Bob searches for coda signs....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2014, 09:47:28 AM

Hey Guys...

Made this out of the result I had with a student who continues to not think about what's written on the music.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-work-out-the-damn-letter-name.png)

Feel free to print it out on one of those 10cmx15cm photo paper.



PS. It was originally supposed to ready - "Keep Calm and Work out the frickin' letter name, instead of using your ears to assume the notes are right and stop playing like a brainless sheep..."

... but I couldn't squeeze it all in.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 07, 2014, 11:06:15 PM

Why would you bother about thinking about the letter names?  Do you only read this by spelling it out?  ::)

(sorry for interjecting anything serious into this otherwise completely pointless (save for my inevitable triumphant victory, of course) thread.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2014, 01:38:02 AM

(Ditto.  Except I'm in the present and my future self is in the future, so technically I'm posting first.  Who thinks letter names except beginners?  It's like thinking letters while writing a sentence.)

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-youll-never-win.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 01:57:31 AM

(https://snowballsandsyndicalism.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/0102-1905_i-will-win.jpg)

It is inevitable!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2014, 02:06:43 AM

(https://markmanson.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/keep-calm-and-admit-you-re-wrong-6.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 02:52:55 AM

I am never wrong.  This is my universe for that. Everyone has such a universe according to quantum physics. It's just that this one is mine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2014, 03:42:48 AM

Ok.  You're right.  I agree with you. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 08, 2014, 03:44:13 AM

So you people want to get back to basics...
Just spell these letters (and why not ask your students to do it as well, it's a great exercise):
O u t i n w i l l b e t h e w i n n e r

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 03:53:08 AM

Quote from: outin on September 08, 2014, 03:44:13 AM

So you people want to get back to basics...
Just spell these letters (and why not ask your students to do it as well, it's a great exercise):
O u t i n w i l l b e t h e w i n n e r

Since when was lunatic nonsense a "basic"?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 08, 2014, 04:50:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 03:53:08 AM

Since when was lunatic nonsense a "basic"?  ::)

Isn't that what we all are made up behind our masks of civilized humans?  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 05:21:45 AM

Quote from: outin on September 08, 2014, 04:50:52 AM

Isn't that what we all are made up behind our masks of civilized humans?  ;)

It seems some people really skimped on the masks, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 08, 2014, 05:38:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 05:21:45 AM

It seems some people really skimped on the masks, though.

Now who would those people be...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 06:00:48 AM

Quote from: outin on September 08, 2014, 05:38:31 AM

Now who would those people be...?

Having spent rather a lot on a quality one myself, that is a question I must decline to answer.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2014, 11:03:50 AM

Too many different directions for the results when you Google image search "civilized mask."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 08, 2014, 06:39:31 PM

(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31100000/random-random-31108109-500-502.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2014, 10:19:20 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 08, 2014, 06:39:31 PM

(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31100000/random-random-31108109-500-502.jpg)

Well... as they say - it's better to have people think you're dumb than to type on your keyboard and remove all doubt.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 08, 2014, 10:34:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2014, 10:19:20 PM

Well... as they say - it's better to have people think you're dumb than to type on your keyboard and remove all doubt.     ;D

Caught in your own clever trap, perchance?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2014, 01:54:42 AM

*Bob decides not to mock those who's images don't display.*

(https://There's-no-image-here.-I-just-said-I-wasn't-going-to-mock-it.-Weren't-you-listening.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 02:37:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 09, 2014, 01:54:42 AM

*Bob decides not to mock those who's images don't display.*

[ img ]https://There's-no-image-here.-I-just-said-I-wasn't-going-to-mock-it.-Weren't-you-listening.jpg[ /img ]

Hmm... I was right, you are off it...

(https://thewoodstore.co.uk/chairs/rocking-chair-fiddleback.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 09, 2014, 03:37:45 AM

(https://image_censored.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 03:47:19 AM

Quote from: outin on September 09, 2014, 03:37:45 AM

[ img ]https://image_censored.jpg[ /img ]

(https://img2.wfrcdn.com/lf/49/hash/16387/8702781/2/Annaghmore-Agencies-Ltd-Jefferson-Rocking-Chair.jpg)(https://img2.wfrcdn.com/lf/49/hash/16387/8702781/2/Annaghmore-Agencies-Ltd-Jefferson-Rocking-Chair.jpg)

Sigh. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 09, 2014, 04:03:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 03:47:19 AM

Sigh. ::)

(https://why_not_discuss_this_way_,_the_page_will_load_a_lot_quicker_?.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 04:11:33 AM

Quote from: outin on September 09, 2014, 04:03:57 AM

(https://why_not_discuss_this_way_,_the_page_will_load_a_lot_quicker_?.jpg)

 ::)

(https://www.seecrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/super-funny-quotes-jokes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 09, 2014, 04:14:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 04:11:33 AM

::)

(https://now_who'd_want_to_be_common_anyway_?.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 04:21:57 AM

Quote from: outin on September 09, 2014, 04:14:52 AM

(https://now_who'd_want_to_be_common_anyway_?.jpg)

(https://rlv.zcache.co.uk/funny_humour_retro_woman_common_sense_joke_card-raeb97667e63d4191aea50f0ff3bc4ede_xvuai_8byvr_324.jpg)

 ::)

And apparently becoming less common daily.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 09, 2014, 09:20:25 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 08, 2014, 06:39:31 PM

(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31100000/random-random-31108109-500-502.jpg)

Lol
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/fd8b62521c32316e3ee34921d5b5542b/tumblr_mn2ihif4dp1srb4uqo1_400.gif)
I browse onward ! ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2014, 11:20:04 AM

A lot of superheroes jump off the tops of buildings.  That doesn't sound like common sense to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2014, 11:21:54 AM

Meanwhile....

Quote from: visitor on September 09, 2014, 09:20:25 AM

Lol
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/fd8b62521c32316e3ee34921d5b5542b/tumblr_mn2ihif4dp1srb4uqo1_400.gif)
I browse onward ! ;D

(https://cdn.thatssotrue.com/2012/2/24/thatssotrue_1883_1330138544.gif)



(https://writermirandastork.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/1xukblk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 10:29:07 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 09, 2014, 09:20:25 AM

I browse onward ! ;D

For eyebrow trimmers one presumes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 09, 2014, 11:55:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on September 09, 2014, 10:29:07 PM

For eyebrow trimmers one presumes.

I mustache you to please respect the power of face hair.
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/551510/mustache-power-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 10, 2014, 12:12:50 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 09, 2014, 11:55:03 PM

I mustache you to please respect the power of face hair.

Only when it's worthy.

(https://thinkinoutloud.nl/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mustache_championship_4-250x250.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 10, 2014, 02:18:28 AM

(https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6iolWPsw1qdau9mo1_500.gif)

I'll see your eyebrow raise and moustache and raise you a full beard on top of that.  And a mane too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 10, 2014, 02:38:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 10, 2014, 02:18:28 AM

I'll see your eyebrow raise and moustache and raise you a full beard on top of that.  And a mane too.

LOL. Amateur...


(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eHoqYkRyaMo/Thx2CYpbrEI/AAAAAAAAAfI/yFyUUtAmGKw/s1600/cousin-itt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 10, 2014, 03:00:22 AM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m88ihxgVNp1rwlvxto1_500.gif)


Has to have an eyebrow lift and be a gif.   ::)  I'll let it pass since they're aren't any gifs like that I see. ::)  I gave up trying to find a Lurch eye roll too.


Cousin It is still a bit creepy.

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/-sarcastic-GIF.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 10, 2014, 03:13:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 10, 2014, 03:00:22 AM

Has to have ...and be a....

(https://www.workingpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/there-are-no-rules.jpg)

There were a few, but I broke them. Now there are none.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 10, 2014, 03:38:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 10, 2014, 02:38:08 AM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eHoqYkRyaMo/Thx2CYpbrEI/AAAAAAAAAfI/yFyUUtAmGKw/s1600/cousin-itt.jpg)

I used to do that all the time when I had longer hair...

For some reason I cannot grow a moustache or a beard  :(
But I do have quite formidable eyebrows  ;D

(https://www.thelocal.se/discuss/uploads/monthly_05_2011/post-35329-1305924820.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 10, 2014, 04:29:09 AM

I've had a few female students that.  Stand facing me, flip their hair forward, put their hat on backward.  They actually look like they're facing the other way.  Then you notice the feet point in the wrong direction.  The arms start moving strangely.  It's a weird effect.


They didn't know who Cousin It was.  ...And they were a bit insulted by being called an It.



So much for that.  I was thinking Cousin It was female...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_Itt

And it's Itt.  Who knew?


I remember the voice...

Dang... I'm getting old...  Gomez and Morticia look a bit younger than I remember.  They're like... ten years younger than what I would have pictured before.  Ten or twenty years younger.  Weird....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 10, 2014, 04:36:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 10, 2014, 04:29:09 AM

And it's Itt.  Who knew?

Apparently not the writers of the later movies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 10, 2014, 10:22:56 PM

I am ready.
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ea7pUeJZwro/TM2Xr-gpD3I/AAAAAAAAAD4/z1oMmV_unqc/s320/my+costume+halloween.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 10, 2014, 10:56:13 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 10, 2014, 10:22:56 PM

I am ready.

Phhhttttt.....

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/30/32/4e303246084c293ec921209d5b55c802.jpg)

Yours looks more like a tea cosy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2014, 02:38:00 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/730195/84282899.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2014, 03:40:43 AM

(https://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/matted-hair.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 03:55:18 AM

Whichever of your cats coughed that up needs to see a vet immediately!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2014, 05:17:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 03:55:18 AM

Whichever of your cats coughed that up needs to see a vet immediately!

MY cats wouldn't touch THAT with a stick...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 05:22:54 AM

Quote from: outin on September 11, 2014, 05:17:30 AM

MY cats wouldn't touch THAT with a stick...

Not having hands capable of grasping a stick, my guess is no cat would. Nothing special about your little monsters in that regard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2014, 07:02:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 05:22:54 AM

Not having hands capable of grasping a stick, my guess is no cat would. Nothing special about your little monsters in that regard.

Actually some cats have paws quite capable of grasping a stick. I used to have one with extra thumbs and I taught him to hold a pen...

(https://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/640thumbper.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2014, 11:00:33 AM

(https://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/33866_catwith4ears.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2014, 12:53:46 PM

Why do people INSIST on posting pictures of bloody cats...

Well... if you can't beat them... Join them.

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/132/320380108_39c7df06d4.jpg)

ENJOY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2014, 01:46:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2014, 12:53:46 PM

ENJOY!!!

(https://www.nbend.k12.or.us/Staff/GShorb/Webpages/Trinity_files/image014.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2014, 10:21:08 PM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--o1VmQnph--/17ks7uyvm3198jpg.jpg)

 ;D

And anyway, we all know vampires don't exist.     ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 10:28:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2014, 10:21:08 PM

vampires don't exist.     ;)

Some of us do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 11, 2014, 10:38:29 PM

Quote from: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 10:28:22 PM

Some of us do.

and you embrace diversity
(https://rs1img.memecdn.com/vampire-chart_o_985778.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 11, 2014, 11:18:03 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 11, 2014, 10:38:29 PM

and you embrace diversity

We embrace anything with a neck and a reasonable cholesterol level.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2014, 03:23:09 AM

That flame thrown cat is kind of hard to look at.  I'll pretend it's photoshopped.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 12, 2014, 03:25:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2014, 03:23:09 AM

That flame thrown cat is kind of hard to look at.  I'll pretend it's photoshopped.

It's nothing compared to some of the things I've seen done to animals about to be eaten  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 12, 2014, 03:39:40 AM

Quote from: outin on September 12, 2014, 03:25:56 AM

It's nothing compared to some of the things I've seen done to animals about to be eaten  :(

Nor the quite appalling treatment meted out to living vegetables.

(https://hookahbarhouston.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Carrot-Juice-400x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2014, 03:46:41 AM

Vegetables are less conscious than animals.  I'm pretty sure of that.

Eating live fish... Ugh.   I ran across a video of that this weekend.  Didn't watch it.  If it's a quick kill, ok.  That.... ugh.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 12, 2014, 04:13:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2014, 03:46:41 AM

Vegetables are less conscious than animals.  I'm pretty sure of that.

Less mobile, usually, but what is consciousness that you can be so sure?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 12, 2014, 04:14:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 12, 2014, 03:39:40 AM

Nor the quite appalling treatment meted out to living vegetables.

Look who's talking...or do you have some double standard for radish?   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 12, 2014, 04:23:45 AM

Quote from: outin on September 12, 2014, 04:14:35 AM

or do you have some double standard for radish?

Yes, following a nasty first encounter with Wasabi.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2014, 11:35:11 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 11, 2014, 10:38:29 PM

and you embrace diversity
(https://rs1img.memecdn.com/vampire-chart_o_985778.jpg)

The gay one...

(https://vacationbeachphotos.com/albums/wallpaper/wallpaper%20-%20Movies-tv-games/june12-2010/Twilight-New-Moon-set3-Movies-Games-Tv_Wallpaper_%287%29.jpg)



[No offense to gays... but this bastard ruined the image of vampires for generations to come. I apologise if anyone thinks I'm slagging off all gay people - I'm not.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2014, 02:21:02 AM

Yeah... You have to scroll a bit to find a real vampire.

(https://www.paranormalhaze.com/img/vampire/real-vampires/03.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 13, 2014, 04:27:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2014, 02:21:02 AM

Yeah... You have to scroll a bit to find a real vampire.

(https://www.paranormalhaze.com/img/vampire/real-vampires/03.jpg)

That's the hollowood version...here's the real deal:

(https://cache.reelz.com/assets/content/blogimages/nosferatu-ready-to-bite.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 13, 2014, 07:27:18 AM

That would be Nosferatu.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 13, 2014, 09:38:00 AM

Quote from: goldentone on September 13, 2014, 07:27:18 AM

That would be Nosferatu.

Exactly. One of the real vampires that stalk you in the dark...Beware!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: quantum on September 13, 2014, 11:06:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 12, 2014, 03:39:40 AM

Nor the quite appalling treatment meted out to living vegetables.

(https://hookahbarhouston.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Carrot-Juice-400x300.jpg)

The same can be said about living flowers.  Why would you decapitate a living plant just to satisfy an aesthetic fancy.

IMO scenes like this are disgusting:
(https://www.internet-flowers.net/images/prolong_life_cut_flowers.jpg)

Would you chop of your cat's leg and place it in a vase with water to admire it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 13, 2014, 11:45:54 AM

Quote from: quantum on September 13, 2014, 11:06:55 AM

Would you chop of your cat's leg and place it in a vase with water to admire it?

My cats do have rather pretty legs actually 8)

But it might start smelling after a while...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2014, 02:48:47 PM

You could probably get some kittens to stay in a contain similar to that.  No water.  No cutting involved.  Just have them stand, head up over the top.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 13, 2014, 03:52:41 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2014, 02:48:47 PM

You could probably get some kittens to stay in a contain similar to that.  No water.  No cutting involved.  Just have them stand, head up over the top.

You mean like this:

(https://www.funmole.com/wp-content/themes/sahifa/timthumb.php?src=/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cat-playing-inside-a-vase.jpg&h=330&w=660amp;a=c)

This is more decorative though...

(https://img.youtube.com/vi/rABjiQH9p3E/0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2014, 05:57:23 PM

More like the first one but with more kittens.  A bouquet of kittens.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2014, 01:18:44 AM

SERIOUSLY??? I post a picture of someone roasting a cat in an effort to stop with 'THE KITTEH' pictures, and we're STILL on the cat pictures???

Let's try level 2 then...

(https://www.thatguygomer.com/images/godmasturbates.jpg)



Can we get OFF posting kitty pictures????    :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 14, 2014, 02:09:03 AM

(https://taildom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kitten-bouquet.jpg)


Knock it off God! Geez.... :o ::)



*Bob found a kitten bouquet so he's happy.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: quantum on September 14, 2014, 02:16:17 AM

Quantum is disappointed, they are not in a vase with water.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 14, 2014, 02:19:15 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9b/24/44/9b2444ad17b88c77b8f1abbc91e1812d.jpg)


This cat is protecting the dumb kittens who would go in head first.



Mm... Dang....  :-\ :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 14, 2014, 06:19:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2014, 01:18:44 AM

(https://www.thatguygomer.com/images/godmasturbates.jpg)

What exactly is that thing eating the kitten's guts? Just tell me and I start looking for images of them instead :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 14, 2014, 06:23:21 AM

Quote from: outin on September 14, 2014, 06:19:28 AM

What exactly is that thing eating the kitten's guts? Just tell me and I start looking for images of them instead :)

It's a zombie brick.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 14, 2014, 06:24:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 14, 2014, 06:23:21 AM

It's a zombie brick.

Here you are then:

(https://bricksofthedead.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/zombie-head-1.jpg)

A lot more where that came from...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 14, 2014, 02:11:10 PM

I thought it was Domo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domo_(NHK)


I'm not sure exactly what it is.  Maybe it is a brick.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=domo-kun

(https://www.fortunecat.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Domo_kun.jpg)



It's quite scary.   ::)  I'm going to have nightmares now.


Actual video, if anyone's interested....

*Bob was thinking the same thing as the youtube commenter....  White rice, carbs, not healthy....*

I thought Domo was some evil character.  This thing look likes like a brown turd kids' character.  Turd with teeth.

*Bob continues watching Domo...*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 14, 2014, 10:36:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 14, 2014, 02:11:10 PM

I thought it was Domo.

Hmm. So it seems. At least it appears to be edible.

(https://www.sadmuffin.net/cherrybam/graphics/gallery-domo/domo038.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 15, 2014, 03:42:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 14, 2014, 10:36:55 PM

Hmm. So it seems. At least it appears to be edible.

(https://www.sadmuffin.net/cherrybam/graphics/gallery-domo/domo038.jpg)

I cannot stop wondering what evolutionary benefits there are from having a mouth that apparently doesn't close at all... He runs around a lot, so maybe he get part of his nourishment from insects flying into his mouth?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 03:49:03 AM

Quote from: outin on September 15, 2014, 03:42:03 AM

maybe he get part of his nourishment from insects flying into his mouth?

Or other small critters...

(https://fc05.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/164/c/5/Domo_kun_by_RSDarth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 15, 2014, 04:02:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 03:49:03 AM

Or other small critters...

(https://fc05.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/164/c/5/Domo_kun_by_RSDarth.jpg)

But why have such big teeth if you cannot actually chew? Just to scare the enemies I guess...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 04:11:29 AM

Quote from: outin on September 15, 2014, 04:02:25 AM

But why have such big teeth if you cannot actually chew? Just to scare the enemies I guess...

Not all teeth are for chewing.

(https://tomduhamel.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/saber-tooth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 15, 2014, 04:34:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 04:11:29 AM

Not all teeth are for chewing.

(https://tomduhamel.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/saber-tooth.jpg)

Those are for cutting (as well as holding the prey), but they only work because the mouth closes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 04:48:33 AM

Quote from: outin on September 15, 2014, 04:34:48 AM

Those are for cutting (as well as holding the prey), but they only work because the mouth closes...

Actually, they're for puncturing already securely held prey, and they only work when the mouth is open.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iOYKiP1Umj8/UPUAEJfLaNI/AAAAAAAAZC4/FDQ2nMPG1Jw/s1600/lsned300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 15, 2014, 04:57:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 04:48:33 AM

Actually, they're for puncturing already securely held prey, and they only work when the mouth is open.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iOYKiP1Umj8/UPUAEJfLaNI/AAAAAAAAZC4/FDQ2nMPG1Jw/s1600/lsned300.jpg)

Well, not sure for this particular one, but with other Felines the upper canines work like scissors together with the lower canines to cut meet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 05:13:52 AM

Quote from: outin on September 15, 2014, 04:57:46 AM

with other Felines the upper canines work like scissors together with the lower canines to cut meet.

Only the uncivilised ones...

(https://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/23447527/2/stock-illustration-23447527-cat-eating-with-fork-and-knife.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2014, 12:04:14 PM

And... now we're back to cats.

(https://www.desktopwallpaper2.com/desktop-wallpaper-home/I-don----t-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore-desktop-wallpaper-hd-wallpaper-1920x1080-6-53fb6d58bbfad-4630.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: quantum on September 15, 2014, 12:30:19 PM

Quote from: outin on September 15, 2014, 03:42:03 AM

I cannot stop wondering what evolutionary benefits there are from having a mouth that apparently doesn't close at all...

It makes it easier to throw in the oxygen tank.  Position oneself on sinking boat, aim rifle...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 10:55:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2014, 12:04:14 PM

(https://www.desktopwallpaper2.com/desktop-wallpaper-home/I-don----t-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore-desktop-wallpaper-hd-wallpaper-1920x1080-6-53fb6d58bbfad-4630.jpg)

Come to mine. It needs dusting. You can be "Minion 298759682349889729134".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2014, 12:24:55 AM

Thus began the Great Cat Roundup of '14 on PianoStreet...


(https://www.mdcexports.co.uk/images/foldaway-eeziset-2.jpg)


(https://www.mdcexports.co.uk/images/foldaway-eeziset-1.jpg)


(https://www.mdcexports.co.uk/images/foldaway-eeziset-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 16, 2014, 12:44:21 AM

(https://evansheline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cat-traps-aka-boxes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2014, 12:50:23 AM

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6j73iTBkr1qh66wqo1_1280.jpg)


This is one of the dumbest things we've posted.   ::)    Catching virtual cats.  Haha.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2014, 12:54:17 AM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7560359168/hF007936F/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 16, 2014, 01:04:29 AM

*Secret's out....
(https://rs1img.memecdn.com/ninja-raccoon_o_1004622.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 01:41:24 AM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/35/55/b8/3555b82d47551290a2102fbc440fbdb3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2014, 01:54:16 AM

All right.  Everybody stop taking cats from this guy.  Geez.

(https://i.imgur.com/kIjxhc9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2014, 02:19:50 AM

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/ad_117111510.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 03:31:07 AM

Resistance, disguises, hiding... all is futile.  Behold! I have....

(https://www.catclaws.com/images/catnip8oz-1480.jpg)

Bwahahahaha!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2014, 03:35:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 03:31:07 AM

Resistance, disguises, hiding... all is futile.  Behold! I have....

(https://www.catclaws.com/images/catnip8oz-1480.jpg)

Bwahahahaha!

Got me!

(https://i.imgur.com/02Gdjhk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 03:54:42 AM

Quote from: outin on September 16, 2014, 03:35:57 AM

Got me!

Just one more needed then....

(https://www.angelfire.com/music5/thrashlangille/16.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2014, 11:17:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 15, 2014, 10:55:11 PM

Come to mine. It needs dusting. You can be "Minion 298759682349889729134".

Can you send me the Cartesian co-ordinates???

(https://stargatetothecosmos.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stargate_atlantis_wallpaper.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2014, 11:26:30 AM

Jmenz is in the future.  That Stargate thing isn't going to work.  Right place, sure, but the time will be off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2014, 02:47:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 16, 2014, 11:26:30 AM

Jmenz is in the future.  That Stargate thing isn't going to work.  Right place, sure, but the time will be off.

What? Don't you know about the solar flare effect on stargate travel?

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/evil+plan+working_b18d97_3594064.jpg)

Send p_p where J_menz is...get rid of both...only Bob left...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2014, 10:16:26 PM

You do realise you can't get rid of me that easily...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 10:35:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2014, 11:17:15 AM

Can you send me the Cartesian co-ordinates???

As I have stated previously, it's not in Cartesian space.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 10:36:39 PM

Quote from: outin on September 16, 2014, 02:47:29 PM

Send p_p where J_menz is...get rid of both...only Bob left...

You may have missed it, but I'm not gotten rid of.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 16, 2014, 10:46:56 PM

How did I get here?
(https://rack.0.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEyLzEyLzA0LzlkLzE1YmVzdGNhdG1lLmFIOC5qcGcKcAl0aHVtYgk5NTB4NTM0IwplCWpwZw/81fb5716/5f7/15-best-cat-memes-ever-meow--3283dd863e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 10:57:42 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 16, 2014, 10:46:56 PM

How did I get here?

Same way you'll get here....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/14/42/9d14429228c44dee3a672102e86b4b8e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 17, 2014, 02:34:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 16, 2014, 10:36:39 PM

You may have missed it, but I'm not gotten rid of.  ::)

I didn't send anything through the gate yet...just wait...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 17, 2014, 03:21:37 AM

Quote from: outin on September 17, 2014, 02:34:10 AM

I didn't send anything through the gate yet...just wait...

Patience is not listed amongst my virtues.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2014, 03:21:55 AM

*Bob quietly shoves a cat through the Stargate just to see what will happen....*  ::)

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2GLjOLeiaFM/TMTJooH9SdI/AAAAAAAADMQ/qW_LUzs4irE/s320/LOLanubiscat.jpg)


I actually got a few relevant results for stargate cat.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 17, 2014, 03:29:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 17, 2014, 03:21:55 AM

I actually got a few relevant results for stargate cat.   ::)

Perhaps you should have used one of those instead, then.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2014, 03:33:48 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/3DYmb.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 17, 2014, 04:21:35 AM

(https://jp6.r0tt.com/l_d8a3fc20-17ea-11e2-b59b-79f910300006.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 17, 2014, 04:31:02 AM

Is there anything you cannot find with Google?

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/aa/e4/11/aae411a2df70ea11eeb960753ca7eb6d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 17, 2014, 04:40:24 AM

Quote from: outin on September 17, 2014, 04:31:02 AM

Is there anything you cannot find with Google?

Chuck Norris.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eC_cFlvqujg/TJ3gIe-d4pI/AAAAAAAACm8/mpgP4oG0Eek/s1600/funny+google+suggestions++6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2014, 02:29:43 PM

Quote from: outin on September 17, 2014, 04:31:02 AM

Is there anything you cannot find with Google?

The definitive answer on whether there is a god or not.     ;D

The answer to life and everything in the universe (and don't give me that 42 crap)      ;)

The Colonel's secret recipe for the herbs and spices he uses on his Chicken???      :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 17, 2014, 04:14:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2014, 02:29:43 PM

The definitive answer on whether there is a god or not.     ;D

Googled that and got about 6 670 000 hits...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2014, 10:21:42 PM

Hey... you're right.   

https://www.godisimaginary.com/ (https://www.godisimaginary.com/)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 17, 2014, 10:27:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2014, 02:29:43 PM

The Colonel's secret recipe for the herbs and spices he uses on his Chicken???      :D

54,000+ hits.

I think the one with finely chopped rat and depleted Uranium is probably the correct one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2014, 03:04:00 AM

I'd hit a person 54,000 times for saying that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 18, 2014, 03:10:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2014, 03:04:00 AM

I'd hit a person 54,000 times for saying that.

Are you so weak that that many hits would be required?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2014, 04:46:23 AM

Nah attack like this!

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_honda-hundred-artwork_5799.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 18, 2014, 05:12:54 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2014, 04:46:23 AM

Nah attack like this!

Phhtt. How quaintly old fashioned.

(https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/5/9/2/6/cigar-smoking-gi-with-very-big-gun-thumb18425794.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2014, 05:29:49 PM

You'd shoot it? Oy, i thought we were hitting! That gun dont even have enough ammo to hit thousands of times. Weak.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 18, 2014, 10:26:58 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2014, 05:29:49 PM

You'd shoot it? Oy, i thought we were hitting! That gun dont even have enough ammo to hit thousands of times. Weak.

It's great advantage is that it really only has to hit once.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 18, 2014, 11:54:25 PM

Quote from: j_menz on September 18, 2014, 05:12:54 AM

Phhtt. How quaintly old fashioned.

(https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/1/5/9/2/6/cigar-smoking-gi-with-very-big-gun-thumb18425794.jpg)

quick I need that.  Here it comes give it to me, we have one shot at it!
Hold my beer
(https://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/stash-1-5044de8a62eac.gif)
Don't be fooled.  Very rare and elusive creature that's why he Harry Potter extras are excited

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 19, 2014, 12:11:41 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 18, 2014, 11:54:25 PM

Hold my beer

I'm guessing from the rest of your post it's by no means your first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2014, 02:34:29 AM

I thought someone would make a joke about compensating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 19, 2014, 03:51:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 19, 2014, 02:34:29 AM

I thought someone would make a joke about compensating.

Well..


(https://memecrunch.com/meme/YU7S/you-thought-wrong/image.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2014, 04:12:05 AM

That's not Arnold, is it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 19, 2014, 04:20:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 19, 2014, 04:12:05 AM

That's not Arnold, is it?

Who's Arnold?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 19, 2014, 05:13:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 19, 2014, 04:20:07 AM

Who's Arnold?

Your google broken?

(https://www.poets.org/sites/default/files/styles/286x289/public/images/biographies/marnold.jpg?itok=EmtTTDFQ)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 19, 2014, 05:28:33 AM

Quote from: outin on September 19, 2014, 05:13:19 AM

Your google broken?

It tends to favour the Governator one to the exclusion of all others.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 19, 2014, 07:20:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 19, 2014, 05:28:33 AM

It tends to favour the Governator one to the exclusion of all others.

So your google is just uncivilized? :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2014, 10:46:21 PM

That's too much work.

I use my brain.  Brain doesn't this image. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 20, 2014, 03:09:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 19, 2014, 10:46:21 PM

I use my brain.  Brain doesn't this image. 

 ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2014, 02:41:52 PM

Brain...  out... cutting...


*Bob decides just to blame his internet connection or ISP.*  Some kind of fault in the line maybe...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2014, 02:18:14 AM

That's okay...

For me, my coffee's no good without brain...

(https://blog.seattlecoffeegear.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/CoffeeBrain.jpg)

Wait... that doesn't sound right... I need coffee.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 21, 2014, 06:34:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2014, 02:18:14 AM

That's okay...

Where's you get my head X-ray from?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2014, 10:18:38 PM

I found the thing lying the street... didn't seem like you were using it.   


 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 04:00:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2014, 10:18:38 PM

I found the thing lying the street... didn't seem like you were using it.   


 ;D

How quaintly old fashioned. I thought these days people just hacked the cloud.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 22, 2014, 04:15:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 04:00:59 AM

How quaintly old fashioned. I thought these days people just hacked the cloud.

(https://www.thecloudhack.com/media-site/img/logo_the_cloud_hack.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 04:22:53 AM

(https://www.atascaderoins.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/umbrella.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 22, 2014, 04:31:14 AM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_3yfnggk0K0/TeadufDuwfI/AAAAAAAAAWo/X5hedHrkBn8/s1600/rain+fail.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 04:33:09 AM

Get a stronger one.  ::)

(https://charlieturtles.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/flying-umbrella.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 22, 2014, 04:57:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 04:33:09 AM

Get a stronger one.  ::)

OK...

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/thumbnails.illustrationsource.com/huge.15.77481.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 05:07:25 AM

Or just learn to live with it.....

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dE2Ya-rJM1s/S8eaFSH79FI/AAAAAAAAAHg/py0_eHvZjI0/s1600/yellow-submarine.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2014, 05:28:51 AM

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSHoFy3nqSPDcykInG1vip7FSzzhpJLWWpLeg6NFZdZ_uxopIE9g)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 05:38:48 AM

Heavens no! I'm...

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/043/0/6556342/il_340x270.579577372_6mut.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2014, 05:46:42 AM

No I think more suspicious... very very suspicious.

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcPBOe10TXBv5YsL6YqkRTmaqOtVLov86A4y-kZt1xbPFuxLnP)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 05:59:09 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2014, 05:46:42 AM

No I think more suspicious... very very suspicious.

Perfection has a habit of looking like that to the less perfect. Sorry. Here have a....

(https://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/rich_media_quiz/topic/rmq_sugar_and_sweeteners/photolibrary_rm_photo_of_spoonful_of_sugar.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 22, 2014, 06:25:38 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 05:59:09 AM

Perfection has a habit of looking like that to the less perfect. Sorry. Here have a....

(https://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/rich_media_quiz/topic/rmq_sugar_and_sweeteners/photolibrary_rm_photo_of_spoonful_of_sugar.jpg)

Is that snow?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2014, 12:42:00 PM

*Watches Jmenz put a lighter under the spoon

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 22, 2014, 12:45:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2014, 12:42:00 PM

*Watches Jmenz put a lighter under the spoon

Wonders...When the snow melts, will it spill over?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2014, 02:10:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 05:59:09 AM

Perfection has a habit of looking like that to the less perfect. Sorry. Here have a....

(https://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/rich_media_quiz/topic/rmq_sugar_and_sweeteners/photolibrary_rm_photo_of_spoonful_of_sugar.jpg)

Mmmmm... That could hit the spot.

(https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server2300/eab1f/products/161/images/538/CrackRefreshing__69892.1405332012.400.360.png?c=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 10:28:56 PM

 ::)

Of course, now it's...

(https://p.gr-assets.com/max_square/fill/books/1360745170/5261610.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 22, 2014, 11:26:20 PM

Hmm... Mary Poppins looks a little younger than I remember....

And a little reality check with the current actress...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000267/?ref_=tt_cl_t1


I could use some of those magic animals and birds that appear in Disney movies to help clean up places.  "Just a bucket full of bleach makes the toilet smell nicer... Have it little birds.  And don't spill any bleach anywhere.  Not one drop.  And... a little less chirping, a little more work, eh?   You!  Squirrels!  I want you to move these 60 pound dumbbells to the other side of the room.  No... Not you raccoon.  You look like you've got rabies.  I don't like the look of you.  You're out."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 22, 2014, 11:34:14 PM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/003226795/3842748262_1815884618_Getting_Old_When__350_xlarge_xlarge.jpeg)

Quote from: Bob on September 22, 2014, 11:26:20 PM

Hmm... Mary Poppins looks a little younger than I remember....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 22, 2014, 11:54:08 PM

Yep.  Mary Poppins and Morticia Addams...


Some quick/rough math...

Julie Andrews, born in 1935.
Mary Poppins is from 1964.
So she was about 29 years old.
About 79 now.

Addams family... also 1964.  1964-66.
Carolyn Jones (I) (1930–1983)
She would have been about 34-36.
Died at age 53 though.

source: imdb of course.



Bingo....  Makes sense.     *Bob thinks he shouldn't start getting used to saying bingo...*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 23, 2014, 12:00:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 22, 2014, 11:54:08 PM

     *Bob thinks he shouldn't start getting used to saying bingo...*

Yep...

(https://www.painetworks.com/photos/hx/hx0198.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 23, 2014, 01:12:06 AM

She's not looking young.

There must be some age where it's just old.  Maybe 70+... ish?  At some point it's not really mattering so much.  I suppose the lady in the pic above could be 80+ though.  And then there's the 120-year type of old where if they get breathed on, they'll die. 

Either way, that does not look like a good future.  They're going to have to figure out how to reverse and/or slow/halt aging.  Or else figure out how to transfer us out of bodies that only last 120 year max. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 23, 2014, 03:20:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 23, 2014, 01:12:06 AM

They're going to have to figure out how to reverse and/or slow/halt aging. 

Hmmm...I really don't mind aging as long as most parts work...it's the dying thing that should be reversed...

Quote from: Bob on September 23, 2014, 01:12:06 AM

Or else figure out how to transfer us out of bodies that only last 120 year max. 

I wouldn't mind transferring my conscience into a completely virtual reality. As soon as the technology is ready, I'll sign up. After making sure there's a proper back up plan...and virus pretention  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 23, 2014, 03:50:47 AM

Quote from: outin on September 23, 2014, 03:20:39 AM

I wouldn't mind transferring my conscience into a completely virtual reality. As soon as the technology is ready, I'll sign up. After making sure there's a proper back up plan...and virus pretention  8)

So are we to look forward to the iOutin, the Outin for Android, or the Microsoft Outin 3.2?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 23, 2014, 03:54:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 23, 2014, 03:50:47 AM

So are we to look forward to the iOutin, the Outin for Android, or the Microsoft Outin 3.2?

That sounds good! I'll soon be in everyone's pockets ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 23, 2014, 04:23:02 AM

Quote from: outin on September 23, 2014, 03:54:57 AM

That sounds good! I'll soon be in everyone's pockets ;)

And fitted with an "off" switch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2014, 10:23:37 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 22, 2014, 11:26:20 PM

And a little reality check with the current actress...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000267/?ref_=tt_cl_t1

You do realise that photo as taken when she was 72... and she still looks bloody fantastic for her age.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 23, 2014, 10:40:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2014, 10:23:37 PM

for her age.

The three most dispiriting words in English.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 24, 2014, 02:18:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 23, 2014, 04:23:02 AM

And fitted with an "off" switch.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-i-m-off-today.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 02:56:43 AM

Which munchkin are you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 24, 2014, 03:21:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 02:56:43 AM

Which munchkin are you?

A shortlegged cat?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 03:29:37 AM

Quote from: outin on September 24, 2014, 03:21:17 AM

A shortlegged cat?

You have a one track mind. Not that kind of Munchkin, the one's in the video.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 24, 2014, 05:20:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 03:29:37 AM

You have a one track mind. Not that kind of Munchkin, the one's in the video.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin).

Do not see video on the phone...which is also why did not post cat picture this time ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 05:41:48 AM

Quote from: outin on September 24, 2014, 05:20:41 AM

on the phone...which is also why did not post cat picture this time ;)

I suddenly hate them less. If only slightly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 24, 2014, 07:16:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 05:41:48 AM

I suddenly hate them less. If only slightly.

Cats or phones?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 11:27:53 PM

Quote from: outin on September 24, 2014, 07:16:14 AM

Cats or phones?

Phones. Cats haven't moved.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 25, 2014, 03:24:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 24, 2014, 11:27:53 PM

Phones. Cats haven't moved.

Well, I'm back with the pc and here's a munchkin phone for you  ;)

(https://elcellonline.com/listingimages/2013/09/kitty_cats/HC-8X-KITTC-MUNC-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2014, 03:45:07 AM

If not the right model of phone but... If you bend that phone, you bend that cat...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 25, 2014, 07:56:46 AM

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1343317924934_3120298.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 25, 2014, 06:14:05 PM

(https://hikinglady.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/IMG_4660-1024x576.jpg)

High in the Sierra Nevadas, I am dangerously and excitedly close to jazz hands. . .

But the brave go on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 25, 2014, 07:21:07 PM

Quote from: goldentone on September 25, 2014, 06:14:05 PM

...excitedly close to jazz hands. . .

But the brave go on.

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/974556/bring-it-on-spirit-fingers-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2014, 11:22:38 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 25, 2014, 07:21:07 PM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/974556/bring-it-on-spirit-fingers-o.gif)

Is that why the call them Jazz hands... because Jazz pianists just walk up to pianos and wave their fingers in a random order hoping to play something decent???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 26, 2014, 03:13:11 AM

Hands for complex piano music?

(https://freedomhygiene.com/wp-content/themes/branfordmagazine/images/backgrounds/Hands_141756.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2014, 10:23:54 AM

Holy crap - it's like the Mandelbrot pattern...

Except far more f@#$ing terrifying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 26, 2014, 06:29:22 PM

(https://www.millhousewineandspirits.com/images/labels/sierra-nevada-pale-ale.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 26, 2014, 06:37:10 PM

(https://a.images.blip.tv/Nbthd-September12FlipsideSierraNevadaBrewingCompany564.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2014, 11:26:56 PM

OK... If we're posting pictures of random food products...

(https://philly.thedrinknation.com/uploads/2014-01-21-haggis-690x420.jpg)

ENJOY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2014, 02:01:30 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 27, 2014, 06:17:54 AM

Haggis.

Properly served thus...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2014, 01:53:16 PM

Behold!  The terrifying realities of nature...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2014, 02:09:08 PM

Then a random kakapo wandered through the forum one day...

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/88/76/76088/1411696398-2.jpg)


They're flightless, nocturnal, and they stink.  Survival of the fittest.... Actually not.  They're dying off, but I wonder how they managed to survive this long.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 27, 2014, 05:54:28 PM

(https://lehighvalleybeerweek.com/wp-content/uploads/sierra-nevada-torpedo-extra-ipa.jpg)

Try this after years of privation. . .

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 28, 2014, 11:01:34 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sUyWjyj14Gs/TZY2amG9w2I/AAAAAAAAAGo/9LQBG4ygTaA/s1600/too+much+beer.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 29, 2014, 02:21:06 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 28, 2014, 11:01:34 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sUyWjyj14Gs/TZY2amG9w2I/AAAAAAAAAGo/9LQBG4ygTaA/s1600/too+much+beer.jpg)

There's no such thing as too much beer!

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-opepSvdVsMY/Tdxoz1Yr_FI/AAAAAAAAADE/mTvkCwBgHL8/s1600/Most+Funny+Drunk+Animals.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 02:50:33 AM

Quote from: outin on September 29, 2014, 02:21:06 AM

There's no such thing as too much beer!

If you say so.....

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/49/31/3e/49313ee094aad4e15cfd72bfe118c867.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2014, 02:51:44 AM

Quote from: outin on September 29, 2014, 02:21:06 AM

There's no such thing as too much beer!

Oh yes, there is.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_peRiYn-WM6A/TL08AqivC6I/AAAAAAAAAGg/OGxhMrVH9uk/s1600/passed-out-drunk.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2014, 02:52:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 02:50:33 AM

If you say so.....

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/49/31/3e/49313ee094aad4e15cfd72bfe118c867.jpg)

Oh bloody hell - I didn't even see that when I posted mine - that's bloody hilarious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 29, 2014, 03:05:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 02:50:33 AM

If you say so.....

Ok, I guess I was wrong...

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/15251c1436bcc7e41ec453bdaa9d9ace/tumblr_inline_n270v5KDxR1s6h39c.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 04:14:14 AM

Quote from: outin on September 29, 2014, 03:05:14 AM

Ok, I guess I was wrong...

What a poorly trained example.

(https://www.mypetarticles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cat-vomiting-causes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 29, 2014, 04:36:24 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 04:14:14 AM

What a poorly trained example.

(https://www.mypetarticles.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cat-vomiting-causes.jpg)

Maybe there just wasn't any toilet seats nearby in the woods?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 05:03:23 AM

Quote from: outin on September 29, 2014, 04:36:24 AM

Maybe there just wasn't any toilet seats nearby in the woods?

(https://thepreachersword.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/no-excuses-white-design-280.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2014, 05:05:53 AM

How many of those have I heard pointed at music?   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 05:10:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2014, 05:05:53 AM

How many of those have I heard pointed at music?   ::)

Excuses or Nike ads?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2014, 05:12:10 AM

Excuses.  I've only got insurance ad slogans thrown at me in music lessons.  That was a weird day.  First student.... insurance ad slogan spoken.   Second one... on and on.  I got really sick of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 05:25:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2014, 05:12:10 AM

I've only got insurance ad slogans thrown at me in music lessons. 

You should be grateful. Rocks, knives, law suits all would be worse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2014, 12:14:41 PM

I've been near/semi-worked in an environment with a live bullet and a machete.  ;D

Bob:  "Hey!  If anyone brings a machete to school again.... You're going to lose your recess for that day.  I mean it."




Parent, defending student who brought a machete to school:  "Yes, 'knives,' but the rules don't mention anything specifically about a machete.  How were we supposed to know that wasn't allowed?"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 29, 2014, 08:03:17 PM

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_larnk5GmwY1qb76eio1_500.jpg)

On my way to this "soul" country.  If I could render her expanse, it would look like this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 10:48:44 PM

Quote from: goldentone on September 29, 2014, 08:03:17 PM

On my way to this "soul" country.  If I could render her expanse, it would look like this.

So which one are you?

(https://www.geocities.ws/hobbit_valar/Lothlorien3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2014, 11:14:16 PM

They aren't too big on technological innovation in Middle Earth.  How much time passes for all those stories?  Over the whole epic storyline... thousands of years I think.  For The Hobbit and LOR, a hundred years or so?  Always the same Medieval level of things.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 11:28:18 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2014, 11:14:16 PM

They aren't too big on technological innovation in Middle Earth.  How much time passes for all those stories?  Over the whole epic storyline... thousands of years I think.  For The Hobbit and LOR, a hundred years or so?  Always the same Medieval level of things.

Isn't the Ring itself a technological innovation. You could see how they might be nervous about more of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 30, 2014, 12:10:41 AM

That was something like a thousand years before The Hobbit and LOR still.

I remember this idea from somewhere else.... What was interesting technology -- Those plantirs, however it's spelled.  The communication/crystal ball things.  Communication over any distance. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 30, 2014, 12:15:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 30, 2014, 12:10:41 AM

Communication over any distance. 

No evidence at all that it could communicate outside the (relatively small) bounds of Middle Earth.

And it was bugged by Sauron, so hardly ideal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 30, 2014, 02:39:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 10:48:44 PM

So which one are you?

(https://www.geocities.ws/hobbit_valar/Lothlorien3.jpg)

I'm the one in the back, as it's taken me awhile to catch up, or at least it seems.
It's been a long journey, but I'm picking up speed even now.

*Looks for more red doge in the cooler*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on September 30, 2014, 03:07:00 AM

Quote from: goldentone on September 30, 2014, 02:39:07 AM

*Looks for more red doge in the cooler*

Here, have some dead rogue instead....

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/c1/f7/1c/c1f71c2be5b74a20c961c95eb7c3ba19.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2014, 05:28:01 AM

My neice ate some of my sheet music today.... Im waiting for it to come out the other end, might resemble some kind of atonal music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 03, 2014, 09:16:05 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2014, 05:28:01 AM

My neice ate some of my sheet music today.... Im waiting for it to come out the other end, might resemble some kind of atonal music.

We might soon have another great composer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2014, 11:39:40 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2014, 05:28:01 AM

My neice ate some of my sheet music today.... Im waiting for it to come out the other end, might resemble some kind of atonal music.

That should be put on a bumper sticker my friend - that quote was EPIC!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2014, 04:27:28 AM

Lol thanks, would be a long bumper sticker huh!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2014, 04:28:10 AM

Quote from: outin on October 03, 2014, 09:16:05 AM

We might soon have another great composer!

I think it was better than some!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2014, 07:35:07 AM

You could listen to the Bach Kopi Luwak Cantata with sipping Kopi Luwak coffee....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak



I bet someone would actually pay money for that experience.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2014, 10:31:33 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2014, 04:27:28 AM

Lol thanks, would be a long bumper sticker huh!

Don't care - worth it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 12:28:47 AM

Sigh. The world has been overrun by philistines.  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2014, 12:34:36 AM

Hey... I have a deep love for culture and the arts... just not the shitty 20th and 21st century stuff that people claim is art.

(https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/autumn-rhythm.jpg)

I mean, to me that looks like someone swallowed a huge batch of paint, sat over a canvas and had a bad case of explosive diarrhea.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 12:39:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2014, 12:34:36 AM

Hey... I have a deep love for culture and the arts... just not the shitty 20th and 21st century stuff that people claim is art.

OK, so nostalgic philistines then.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2014, 02:21:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2014, 12:34:36 AM

Hey... I have a deep love for culture and the arts... just not the shitty 20th and 21st century stuff that people claim is art.

(https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/autumn-rhythm.jpg)

I mean, to me that looks like someone swallowed a huge batch of paint, sat over a canvas and had a bad case of explosive diarrhea.    ;D

Reminds me of tiramisu.



*Bob wonders if it's possible to create a tiny black hole that would take out this thread, leaving the last poster the winner finally.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 02:29:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 07, 2014, 02:21:10 AM

*Bob wonders if it's possible to create a tiny black hole that would take out this thread, leaving the last poster the winner finally.*

It is, it's already happened in the future. 

Spoiler alert. I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2014, 03:48:28 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 07, 2014, 03:58:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2014, 12:34:36 AM

Hey... I have a deep love for culture and the arts... just not the shitty 20th and 21st century stuff that people claim is art.

(https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/autumn-rhythm.jpg)

I mean, to me that looks like someone swallowed a huge batch of paint, sat over a canvas and had a bad case of explosive diarrhea.    ;D

But what a lovely result that made!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2014, 04:11:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 02:29:35 AM

It is, it's already happened in the future. 

Spoiler alert. I win.

Now it's all making some sense.....  Finally.  I see what happens now.  This black hole messes with time somehow, or maybe dimensions, resulting in this situation.... Someone I'm here in the present but my future self is in the future but seeing that as his present....   (And apparently in a mythical land called Austria-Land...)


I wonder why I didn't just pick Bob2....  That sounds more like something I'd do.  Why did I pick jmenz as a new username?  And what happened to Bob?  Why didn't I keep using that?  I guess with the time issue going on "Bob" the profile would still exist.  I'm using that now.  Unless the account expired. 

And now that I've become aware of the black hole situation... Why do I still do it?  Maybe I don't.  Maybe I do nothing and it still happens.  Or maybe something else causes the effect of having a future self.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 04:45:06 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2014, 03:48:28 AM

The one shot by the Pierce Brosnan James Bond? As if I care what he thinks.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 05:04:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 07, 2014, 04:11:53 AM

I wonder why I didn't just pick Bob2....  That sounds more like something I'd do.  Why did I pick jmenz as a new username?  

Bob13 is unlucky.

Quote from: Bob on October 07, 2014, 04:11:53 AM

And what happened to Bob? 

You really don't want to know. Don't be there if you can avoid it. **shudders**

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2014, 10:11:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 02:29:35 AM

It is, it's already happened in the future. 

Spoiler alert. I win.

No offense but you're all forgetting about my post from the future.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

I WIN!!!

I've won this thread for the next 2,000,000,000 years. Just give up and admit DEFEAT!!!

Considering in time I shall come back and post that thread in the last possible second before the site crashes... You know that I have won and that nothing you can say shall ever beat it!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 10:00:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2014, 10:11:42 AM

(https://www.signs-unique.co.uk/ekmps/shops/autounique/images/i-m-off-my-meds-today-funny-fridge-magnet-2659-p.jpg)

Clarified your post.

No charge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2014, 12:25:57 AM

So that's how you want it???

Quote from: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 10:00:12 PM

I'm really jealous of perfect_pitch's awesome epicness, and I know that no matter what - perfect_pitch has the audacity, the tenacity and the will to win this thread, no matter how hard I try. I bow down to his awesome greatness...

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/UZwXUe64RxarBR4alhG1_bow_down.jpg)

ALL HAIL PERFECT_PITCH!!!

Clarified your post.

You're welcome.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 08, 2014, 12:55:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2014, 12:25:57 AM

Clarified your post.

Hmm....  Ooops, seems:

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/17XCL/i-ve-created-a-monster/image.png)

Sorry people.

Now go get some pitchforks and torches. Quickly now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2014, 01:52:42 AM

To think you thought I was off my meds... Of course not. There are some very happy people who take care of my in my padded cell and if I don't take my meds, they shoot me up a syringe full of what I call 'happy juice' and I suddenly feel so pleasant again.

(https://www.empirestategamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Zoolander-Relax.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 08, 2014, 01:59:00 AM

I'm glad to see they finally arrived.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2014, 01:01:55 PM

I'm just going to dismiss that as your jealousy, as I scoff more happy pills.

(https://lovelypackage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/happybottles1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 08, 2014, 09:38:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2014, 01:01:55 PM

I'm just going to dismiss that as your jealousy, as I scoff more happy pills.

Do they have ones contra el tono_perfecto?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 12:49:47 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 08, 2014, 09:38:16 PM

Do they have ones contra el tono_perfecto?

Yeah... I slipped a couple into your coffee when you weren't looking.   

(https://toeas.com/smiley/files/2011/07/evil-smiley-2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 09, 2014, 12:55:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 12:49:47 AM

Yeah... I slipped a couple into your coffee when you weren't looking.   

They appear to have worn off.  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 07:16:56 AM

They appear??? I think if you had perfect pitch, you would know for sure.

Appearances can be deceiving...

(BTW... I seem to notice a pattern between the last 10 posts on this thread).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on October 09, 2014, 08:48:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on September 29, 2014, 11:28:18 PM

Isn't the Ring itself a technological innovation.

Ask any bona fide Wagner scholar...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on October 09, 2014, 08:49:39 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2014, 05:28:01 AM

My neice ate some of my sheet music today.... Im waiting for it to come out the other end, might resemble some kind of atonal music.

Leaving asdie the "i before e except after [not before, you note] c" rule, what might you expect that result to be had she consumed some atonal sheet music?

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on October 09, 2014, 08:51:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 07, 2014, 12:28:47 AM

Sigh. The world has been overrun by philistines.  :(

"Overrun"? No. It's just that there are a lot of them about.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 09, 2014, 11:42:53 AM

Quote from: ahinton on October 09, 2014, 08:49:39 AM

Leaving asdie the "i before e except after [not before, you note] c" rule, what might you expect that result to be had she consumed some atonal sheet music?

Best,

Alistair

Leaving aside? Why bother commenting on it then, you still understood what I meant i hope, i really hope, in fact my life dpends on your understanding neice meaning niece. Oh please i hope you didnt get confused! Omg :(

What came out certainly sounded a bit like Sorabji :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 01:48:50 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 07, 2014, 02:21:10 AM

Reminds me of tiramisu.

Thank you Bob - I don't know why I didn't see this before but thanks to you, I cannot eat Tiramasu anymore. I hate you...

 >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 09, 2014, 01:50:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 01:48:50 PM

Thank you Bob - I don't know why I didn't see this before but thanks to you, I cannot eat Tiramasu anymore.

I'd love to have some right now :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 09, 2014, 07:47:50 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Anton_Hynkel_plays_piano.jpg)

Spirit Fingers

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 09, 2014, 09:44:28 PM

Quote from: ahinton on October 09, 2014, 08:48:01 AM

Ask any bona fide Wagner scholar...

Best,

Alistair

Any bona fide Wagner scholar would regard the Ring to which I was referring as no innovation at all.

I understand Tolkein returned the favour, though.

Fourth Best (still on my coffee),

J

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 11:34:34 PM

Quote from: goldentone on October 09, 2014, 07:47:50 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Anton_Hynkel_plays_piano.jpg)

Spirit Fingers

THAT'S not spirit fingers...

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/spirit-fingers.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 09, 2014, 11:43:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2014, 11:34:34 PM

THAT'S not spirit fingers..

Nor is that.

Amateurs.   ::)

(https://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Casper-The-Friendly-Ghost-psd37760.png)

Boo!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2014, 01:19:46 AM

You're just determined to win this thread, aren't you???

Just know that trying to win this thread is as pointless as banging your head against a solid brick wall - go ahead - see how pointless it is.      ;)

Come back and tell me the results.      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 10, 2014, 01:39:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2014, 01:19:46 AM

Come back and tell me the results.      ;D

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/broken-brick-wall-6484604.jpg)

Now, excuse me while I get some aspirin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2014, 02:25:22 AM

(https://www.artofinfinitethread.com/back.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: swagmaster420x on October 10, 2014, 02:30:30 AM

****** Im *****ing procrasting on this *****ing essay right now tahs ****kcing due tomororw for ****ing 25 **** per**8cent of my mother****ing grade *** my life kms kIL MY SELF

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2014, 05:33:57 AM

Quote from: swagmaster420x on October 10, 2014, 02:30:30 AM

****** Im *****ing procrasting on this *****ing essay right now tahs ****kcing due tomororw for ****ing 25 **** per**8cent of my mother****ing grade *** my life kms kIL MY SELF

(https://i.qkme.me/5dat.jpg)

I think what you meant to say was...

Quote from: swagmaster420x on October 10, 2014, 02:30:30 AM

Oh deary, dear... I'm dreadfully procrastinating on this blooming essay right now that's due tomorrow, and sadly enough it's worth a weighty 25% of my entire grade. My, oh my. I don't need consent to take a sharp object, and to stab myself with it.

Best of luck with it... Put on some classical music, unplug the Ethernet cable and carry on with your essay.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

On the plus side, it's good to know that I have a great deal of influence over you j_menz...    :D   This will be handy to know if I ever get into trouble with the law.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 11, 2014, 08:30:18 AM

I have had such fun following your people delude yourself into the idea of being able to win this  8)

But I am back!

(https://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/B/Buried%20Alive%20(POR)/Welcome%20to%20Reality/Welcome%20to%20Reality.jpg)

...Ok, maybe not the most suiting image, but it was kinda cute  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2014, 08:56:04 AM

Quote from: outin on October 11, 2014, 08:30:18 AM

I have had such fun following your people delude yourself into the idea of being able to win this  8)

But I am back!

(https://www.spirit-of-metal.com/les%20goupes/B/Buried%20Alive%20(POR)/Welcome%20to%20Reality/Welcome%20to%20Reality.jpg)

...Ok, maybe not the most suiting image, but it was kinda cute  :D

Mmmm... Honestly, I'd say the possibility (or only hope) you have of winning this thread is buried somewhere in this picture.

(https://www.nasa.gov/images/content/588584main_desert20110914-full.jpg)

GOOD LUCK!!! Here, let me help you.

(https://forensicssource.com/UserFiles/Images/Products/1149762-d-handle-round-shovel-l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 11, 2014, 02:45:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2014, 08:56:04 AM

Mmmm... Honestly, I'd say the possibility (or only hope) you have of winning this thread is buried somewhere in this picture.

(https://www.nasa.gov/images/content/588584main_desert20110914-full.jpg)

GOOD LUCK!!! Here, let me help you.

(https://forensicssource.com/UserFiles/Images/Products/1149762-d-handle-round-shovel-l.jpg)

Not much more difficult than this:

(https://worth1000.s3.amazonaws.com/submissions/160500/160578_8ae8_625x1000.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2014, 03:49:51 PM

Well... I did bury it in the desert, so good luck.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 11, 2014, 04:59:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2014, 03:49:51 PM

Well... I did bury it in the desert, so good luck.

I'll just use my

(https://www.armaghelectrical.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Whirlpool-Retailer-Northern-Irelan-Ireland1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2014, 01:40:34 AM

I'm sorry, but as soon as I saw that, this image came to mind.

(https://thecafeallegro.com/randomthoughts/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/i-see-stupid-people.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 12, 2014, 04:06:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2014, 01:40:34 AM

I'm sorry, but as soon as I saw that, this image came to mind.

(https://thecafeallegro.com/randomthoughts/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/i-see-stupid-people.jpg)

Love that  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2014, 04:58:48 AM

Probably a dumb move... but for those that haven't still seen The 6th sense...

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST!!!      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 12, 2014, 10:33:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2014, 05:33:57 AM

On the plus side, it's good to know that I have a great deal of influence over you j_menz...    :D   This will be handy to know if I ever get into trouble with the law.     ;D

How did I get into that?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2014, 11:27:06 PM

Quote from: j_menz on October 10, 2014, 01:39:29 AM

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/broken-brick-wall-6484604.jpg)

Remember???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 12, 2014, 11:31:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2014, 11:27:06 PM

Remember???

No. Trauma induced amnesia, apparently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2014, 12:33:07 AM

(https://rojrunning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Wooden-fence-post.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2014, 12:48:02 AM

(https://onlinefreetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/black-and-white-photography-Two-Posts-520x517.jpg?db9961)

Oops.  Double post. Sorry. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2014, 01:32:10 AM

Bob... what would make you post pictures without any text??? Are we just going to start posting random pictures without context???

Okay then...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-2F2YivUYbQA/UA4SrxUGvuI/AAAAAAAAAoE/8KiGNI39Lew/s640/epicurus.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 13, 2014, 01:36:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2014, 01:32:10 AM

Bob... what would make you post pictures without any text??? Are we just going to start posting random pictures without context???

You appear to have missed the rather laboured effort at a quite appalling pun.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2014, 02:16:18 AM

I'm estimating... I've got about the equivalent of 2,000 words in those two pics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 13, 2014, 02:35:10 AM

Wonders.....

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6445452800/h8F88E722/)

 :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 13, 2014, 03:38:38 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 13, 2014, 02:35:10 AM

Wonders.....

(https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6445452800/h8F88E722/)

 :-\

Sure!

(https://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/c/c3/Add-a-Bookmark-in-Microsoft-Word-Step-9Bullet2-Version-2.jpg/670px-Add-a-Bookmark-in-Microsoft-Word-Step-9Bullet2-Version-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 13, 2014, 04:08:31 AM

What happened to the tortoise? I hope he beat that stupid hare!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 13, 2014, 04:16:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 13, 2014, 04:08:31 AM

What happened to the tortoise? I hope he beat that stupid hare!

Disqualified for cheating, I'm afraid.

(https://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/tortoise_skateboard.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2014, 05:20:05 AM

That reminds me of another turtle video I saw a while ago, but I'm not posting it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2014, 11:39:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 13, 2014, 05:20:05 AM

That reminds me of another turtle video I saw a while ago, but I'm not posting it.

I'm almost afraid to ask what the heck it is... I'll admit that I've never see the '2 women, 1 cup' video to this day, only because I usually regret asking. I've learned that the hard way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2014, 11:52:27 AM

It was on youtube I think.  Actually, I can think of two now.... Some strange turtle videos out there. ...I wasn't looking for those of course.  I just happened to run across them.  (Viral videos at the time.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 13, 2014, 09:24:15 PM

(https://whatvinniethinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/turtles.gif)

Whaddayamean "strange"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2014, 10:20:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 13, 2014, 11:52:27 AM

It was on youtube I think.  Actually, I can think of two now.... Some strange turtle videos out there. ...I wasn't looking for those of course.  I just happened to run across them.  (Viral videos at the time.)

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/016/340/633675553861133191-rule34.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 13, 2014, 10:48:42 PM

Is it too much to hope that in fact you are an exception?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 14, 2014, 03:17:18 AM

I have no idea what you people are talking about, but I know what to do with turtles...

(https://www.scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/980w/public/2013/07/31/turtle-burger-l.jpg?itok=SfyO-6l_)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2014, 09:47:31 AM

Could have looked like this...

(https://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img.news/NEfgwETHc1AOin_1_4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2014, 01:42:16 PM

HOLY CRAP...

You realise I may not ever sleep again. Having said that, it's probably far better than how the TMNT turned out in the frickin' movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 14, 2014, 02:05:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2014, 01:42:16 PM

HOLY CRAP...

You realise I may not ever sleep again. Having said that, it's probably far better than how the TMNT turned out in the frickin' movie.

I still have no idea what you are talking about. But it doesn't really matter, considering I'm clearly the winner!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 15, 2014, 12:39:43 AM

The pic I posed above... Somewhere I read that was a concept for whatever redo of the turtle movies is out/was out recently. 

I think it was going for the reality/mutated turtle or turtle-looking alien direction.  But it would have given kids nightmares. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 15, 2014, 03:00:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 15, 2014, 12:39:43 AM

  But it would have given kids nightmares. 

Does it really matter how the turtles look like? It should be disturbing enough that they have weapons...

(https://www.taurusarmed.net/forums/attachments/lounge/76789d1392588148-say-hello-my-little-friend-turtle-gun-29936.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2014, 11:35:19 AM

Pfffft...

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Guns+don+t+kill+people_ee609d_4095034.jpg)

That's why Americans have a hunting season.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2014, 12:51:41 PM

Guns dont kill people, their heart stopping does.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2014, 10:22:04 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2014, 12:51:41 PM

Guns dont kill people, their heart stopping does.

... and Psychotic Bears.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 17, 2014, 02:14:17 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2014, 12:51:41 PM

Guns dont kill people, their heart stopping does.

Or a psychotic bear eating it...
(https://shirtevolution.com/prodimages/bearbig.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2014, 11:20:21 AM

Quote from: outin on October 17, 2014, 02:14:17 AM

Or a psychotic bear eating it...
(https://shirtevolution.com/prodimages/bearbig.png)

I'm kind of wondering what on EARTH you googled to find that photo???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 17, 2014, 03:12:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2014, 11:20:21 AM

I'm kind of wondering what on EARTH you googled to find that photo???

Wouldn't reveal my secrets, would I? :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2014, 11:51:10 PM

Quote from: outin on October 17, 2014, 03:12:51 PM

Wouldn't reveal my secrets, would I? :)

Ahhh... I see. Then am I to presume you have thousands of pictures of worn, sadistic heart-holding teddy bears on your Hard drive then...



Ewwwwww......

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2014, 07:22:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2014, 11:51:10 PM

Ahhh... I see. Then am I to presume you have thousands of pictures of worn, sadistic heart-holding teddy bears on your Hard drive then...



Ewwwwww......

Oh thats not so bad...... Theres pictures of other things much worse ahahahah.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 18, 2014, 07:38:40 AM

And the weary traveler said with a glint in his eye, "We shouldn't be needing this anymore."

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 18, 2014, 07:58:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2014, 11:51:10 PM

Ahhh... I see. Then am I to presume you have thousands of pictures of worn, sadistic heart-holding teddy bears on your Hard drive then...

Not just pictures...beware!

(https://26.media.tumblr.com/Y2NA1ciNoe9wt98jsW0Mwkh6o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2014, 10:11:00 AM

Quote from: outin on October 18, 2014, 07:58:48 AM

(https://26.media.tumblr.com/Y2NA1ciNoe9wt98jsW0Mwkh6o1_500.jpg)

You see... this is why I don't want pets... They just leave hair everywhere, cause all sorts of noise and disturb the silence... and feast upon your flesh when you're sleeping in the night.

And most importantly, I really don't want them scratching my piano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2014, 12:48:27 PM

My cat sits on my lap and cuts the circulation off so i must play with pins and needles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2014, 02:38:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2014, 12:48:27 PM

My cat sits on my lap and cuts the circulation off so i must play with pins and needles.

You DO realise that you don't have to play with pins and needles - just spray it with the water as your playing and it'll leave you alone.     ;D

No offense, but one day you'll be thinking - bloody hell, I can't feel me legs... damn the bloody cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2014, 12:39:06 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2014, 12:48:27 PM

My cat sits on my lap and cuts the circulation off so i must play with pins and needles.

Like a St. Bernhard...

(https://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Lap-Dog-672.jpg)


*Bob starts thinking PS Bernhard could actually be a dog....* We haven't seen a picture of him actually....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 19, 2014, 05:26:53 AM

(https://www.aero-news.net/images/content/general/2003/snoopy-ace-0703a.gif)

The World War I Flying Ace *deftly* trying to avert disaster with the Red Baron.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2014, 12:18:00 PM

Real life Snoopy.

(https://gailgarber.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Fat-Beagle.jpg)

84 human years old = 588 dog years



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_(Peanuts)

It's unclear what type of bird Woodstock is....  But dogs don't live to be 84.  Birds don't live 60 years either.  And kids don't stay kids into their 60's.  Most likely explanation?  The original Snoopy and Woodstock died long ago and have been replaced many times since then.  Or some form of genetic experimentation might be going on... Successful in this case, except it's stunted the growth of the kids.  Apparently affected their hearing too, somehow based on age.  Adults sound more like a muted trombone in Peatnuts-land.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: zhouanne on October 19, 2014, 06:59:21 PM

I am look for a piano  tutor for my 8 years daughter,i live in 15 district.The most important is the teacher can speak english or chinese. I hope the teacher is a student of Franz Liszt Academy，and the major is piano. or other music academy's piano teacher.please e-mail:54565227@qq.com.thank you .

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2014, 09:03:48 PM

District 15?  I've heard of 12, but...

Welcome to the thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2014, 10:18:19 PM

I'm hoping it's a lot friendlier than District 9...

(https://cdn-parismatch.ladmedia.fr/var/news/storage/images/media/images/sharlto-copley-dans-district-9-de-neill-blomkamp/799040-1-fre-FR/Sharlto-Copley-dans-District-9-de-Neill-Blomkamp.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2014, 12:27:34 AM

*Jake "Blues" appears and offers to buy zhouanne's children instead.*  ::)

Alla this clip...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 20, 2014, 05:22:26 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G6xKHZpa-HE/UNMlicVnPUI/AAAAAAAAAHY/HrASx1jOw7A/s1600/HungerGamesDistrictSeal.jpg)

Looks kinda creepy....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2014, 10:17:18 PM

I am so not letting J_Menz have the last word...



BOO!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2014, 10:49:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2014, 10:17:18 PM

I am so not letting J_Menz have the last word...



BOO!

...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!   (Pronounce Bob, not boob.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 22, 2014, 01:46:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 21, 2014, 10:49:44 PM

   (Pronounce Bob, not boob.)

Sure?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/65/190574009_cd562bc9f5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 22, 2014, 02:24:34 AM

Alignment inspections?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 22, 2014, 02:28:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2014, 10:17:18 PM

I am so not letting J_Menz have the last word...

(https://image4.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/106815803/views/1,width=236,height=236,appearanceId=196/You-Can-t-Stop-Me-.jpg)

 :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 22, 2014, 03:29:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 22, 2014, 02:24:34 AM

Alignment inspections?  :o

Isn't that important for playing the piano?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 22, 2014, 05:09:05 AM

I am slightly out of alignment now.  I'm working on it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2014, 12:02:20 PM

Quote from: j_menz on October 22, 2014, 02:28:31 AM

(https://image4.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/106815803/views/1,width=236,height=236,appearanceId=196/You-Can-t-Stop-Me-.jpg)

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RgpZ-HFgfbw/TpnYm7fHLCI/AAAAAAAACPQ/fm4cqFydlYM/s1600/yes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 23, 2014, 01:03:48 AM

Finally a use for these....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8xyazv6lkZ0/TlzzLYCfqlI/AAAAAAAAJTQ/DFKr8cINElI/s400/torture%2Bthumbscrews.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2014, 11:41:01 AM

(https://rs1img.memecdn.com/the-reason-spiderman-is-not-in-avengers-no-thumbs_o_511760.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 23, 2014, 11:46:10 PM

Just hiding.

(https://www.miswallpapers.net/2008-2009Walls/dibujos-infantiles/thumb/TNG_spiderman_13.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 24, 2014, 12:00:55 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 23, 2014, 11:46:10 PM

Just hiding.

Found them!

(https://www.dreamalittlebigger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/011-thumb-tacks-dream-a-little-bigger1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 24, 2014, 01:44:00 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/cutelittlepiggies1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 24, 2014, 02:10:52 AM

(https://www.myteespot.com/images/Images_d/img_LjFAHq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2014, 01:27:07 PM

I can't believe I am going to say this... but I can't stand Bacon. I LOVE HAM, but I've never liked the texture of Bacon. It's a bit too rubbery and chewy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 25, 2014, 11:31:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2014, 01:27:07 PM

I can't believe I am going to say this... but I can't stand Bacon.

(https://www.whatsamsawtoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/shocked1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2014, 02:54:14 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/003270363/1456197027_128814154730829266_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 28, 2014, 11:19:31 PM

Hmm....

(https://www.famousquotesabout.com/quoteImage/226847/Finally-my-competitive-spirit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 29, 2014, 01:20:29 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 28, 2014, 11:19:31 PM

Hmm....

(https://www.famousquotesabout.com/quoteImage/226847/Finally-my-competitive-spirit.jpg)

Who on earth is Gustavo Kuerten?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 29, 2014, 01:30:03 AM

Quote from: outin on October 29, 2014, 01:20:29 AM

Who on earth is Gustavo Kuerten?

Former world No 1 tennis player, three time winner of the French Open. Is your google broken?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Kuerten (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Kuerten)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 29, 2014, 01:34:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on October 29, 2014, 01:30:03 AM

Former world No 1 tennis player, three time winner of the French Open. Is your google broken?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Kuerten (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustavo_Kuerten)

I've told my Google to ditch any results involving athletes  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2014, 02:04:41 PM

Seriously... You just couldn't let me win... could you???

After 3 days, I had hoped most people had forgotten about this thread. I figured it would be just EPIC if the final picture was what looked like Hilary Clinton on METH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on October 29, 2014, 02:50:33 PM

Quote from: j_menz on October 23, 2014, 01:03:48 AM

Finally a use for these....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8xyazv6lkZ0/TlzzLYCfqlI/AAAAAAAAJTQ/DFKr8cINElI/s400/torture%2Bthumbscrews.gif)

You'll never open a bottle of Penfolds Grange with one of those, you know...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 29, 2014, 11:15:04 PM

Quote from: ahinton on October 29, 2014, 02:50:33 PM

You'll never open a bottle of Penfolds Grange with one of those, you know...

Best,

Alistair

True enough, but some of the options are equally arcane in appearance...

(https://www.corkscrewsonline.com/sitebuilder/images/peerless_corkscrew-261x404.jpg)

Would that I had more opportunity to test them on Grange.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 29, 2014, 11:15:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2014, 02:04:41 PM

Seriously... You just couldn't let me win... could you???

No.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2014, 01:25:22 AM

Ouch.  For either.  Depending on how they're used.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 30, 2014, 03:21:04 AM

Things have been a bit slow lately...Bob has not been doing his job that well  ::)

And, btw, who needs tools when you have

(https://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Bottle-Opener-3717.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2014, 11:31:38 AM

...teeth to spare?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2014, 12:20:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2014, 02:04:41 PM

Seriously... You just couldn't let me win... could you???

Quote from: j_menz on October 29, 2014, 11:15:40 PM

No.  ::)

(https://www.cointalk.com/attachments/pontiac-g6-concept-car-why-not-jpg.303499/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 30, 2014, 12:35:47 PM

still not amused
(https://www.funnycatpix.com/_pics/I_Have_Long_Hair.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2014, 12:41:04 PM

(https://promethios.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/aim4cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2014, 11:01:09 PM

(https://i.myniceprofile.com/1562/156226.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 31, 2014, 02:50:30 AM

Careful there...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eRCX-GM3Gwk/S8v7hkxU1GI/AAAAAAAAACU/2mn9Lp8n20E/s1600/especulacion.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2014, 10:27:20 AM

And...

Sadly enough, we're back to the cat pictures... The INTERNET IS DOOMED!!!

(https://zwingliusredivivus.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/dead_cat.jpg)

(I'm wondering how far I could take this before people get upset...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 31, 2014, 10:29:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2014, 10:27:20 AM

(I'm wondering how far I could take this before people get upset...)

Much as I don't thinks so, I suspect for many you already have gone too far.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 31, 2014, 11:48:48 AM

(https://www.inkypaw.com/LT10982.jpg)



And then...

Like Gandolph.   I guess it's going the wrong direction though.  ::)

(https://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/246/8/2/to_cat_heaven_by_tonyhurst-d5di941.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2014, 12:17:22 PM

Quote from: j_menz on October 31, 2014, 10:29:08 AM

Much as I don't thinks so, I suspect for many you already have gone too far.

Okay then... onto Phase 2.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/635984/80880181.jpg)

I hope this deters people from posting Cat pictures... TRUST ME - You don't want to see Phase 3.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 31, 2014, 02:24:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2014, 12:17:22 PM

I hope this deters people from posting Cat pictures... TRUST ME - You don't want to see Phase 3.

Please...I've seen worse in real life...

But beware for suicide bombers

(https://v003o.popscreen.com/U2dnX2dVb3lMX1Ex_o_mad-cat-gets-blown-up-banned.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on October 31, 2014, 11:18:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2014, 12:17:22 PM

Okay then... onto Phase 2.

** wonders if they could be stitched together into a nice rug.  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2014, 12:10:13 AM

Well... Australia has so many feral cats. There's a good idea!!!

Help cull the cat population. And possible decrease the amount of bloody cat photos being taken annually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 01, 2014, 12:23:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2014, 12:10:13 AM

Help cull the cat population.

Unleash the....

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XkiV9OKq_b8/T9S2Anry2qI/AAAAAAAAEmU/khgX8uWJbm4/s400/disney_tasmanian_devil_wallpaper.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2014, 12:40:57 AM

*Bob thinks a sharknado might be more appropriate but doesn't say anything.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 01, 2014, 04:51:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 01, 2014, 12:40:57 AM

*Bob thinks a sharknado might be more appropriate but doesn't say anything.*

Good, 'cause Bob would be wrong if he did think that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2014, 08:50:34 AM

You think of...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-XkiV9OKq_b8/T9S2Anry2qI/AAAAAAAAEmU/khgX8uWJbm4/s400/disney_tasmanian_devil_wallpaper.jpg)

But in reality, they're more like the inbreeding between a Chihuahua and a tiny wee rat...

(https://www.abc.net.au/news/image/4373822-3x2-940x627.jpg)

Kind of pathetic when you look at them in real life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 01, 2014, 09:08:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2014, 08:50:34 AM

But in reality, they're more like the inbreeding between a Chihuahua and a tiny wee rat...


Kind of pathetic when you look at them in real life.

But both Chihuahuas and rats make pretty nasty bites!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2014, 06:14:38 PM

With a skunk stripe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2014, 11:31:25 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/84343363.gif)



Could be congratulating myself, being sarcastic toward my last post, or maybe I'm just saving this for later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 01, 2014, 11:31:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2014, 08:50:34 AM

You think of...

You assume too much.

Actually, they're pretty nasty, so don't be fooled by their size.

And, they are actually being considered for release in Victoria to handle the feral cat problem, so my post wasn't entirely facetious.

(https://endangered-animals.com.au/endangered_animals_pics/tasmanian_devil_d2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2014, 02:19:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 01, 2014, 11:31:55 PM

(https://endangered-animals.com.au/endangered_animals_pics/tasmanian_devil_d2.jpg)

I'd put my money on the cats winning, sadly enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 02, 2014, 04:47:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2014, 02:19:59 AM

I'd put my money on the cats winning, sadly enough.

The science indicates otherwise.

You can be happy to know that. Poor, but happy.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 02, 2014, 05:30:28 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 02, 2014, 04:47:13 AM

The science indicates otherwise.

You can be happy to know that. Poor, but happy.  :P

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/84343363.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2014, 10:20:39 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 02, 2014, 04:47:13 AM

The science indicates otherwise.

You can be happy to know that. Poor, but happy.  :P

Better than being rich, but sad...

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/222222_14416083749_6846_n.jpg?oh=259bdac7387a2f5b4ab182a093f47a79&oe=54E13CE3&__gda__=1424350164_9abce9d7c1fcb244eb75f9a5f82607e4)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 03, 2014, 01:00:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2014, 10:20:39 PM

Better than being rich, but smad...

Corrected your post.

No charge.  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2014, 01:09:01 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/84343363.gif)


I think I'll just applaud each post.  Maybe I'll win eventually that way, and people won't be upset because I was always congratulating them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 03, 2014, 04:40:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 03, 2014, 01:09:01 AM

people won't be upset because I was always congratulating them.

Wrong!   >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2014, 04:41:45 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/84343363.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 03, 2014, 05:22:39 AM

I have a better idea...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LKyQx7Cyu54/TN2yRcJag9I/AAAAAAAABdc/S3sD18vxxAY/s200/No+applause+just+throw+money+by+Trav+S.D..jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 03, 2014, 05:28:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 03, 2014, 05:22:39 AM

I have a better idea...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LKyQx7Cyu54/TN2yRcJag9I/AAAAAAAABdc/S3sD18vxxAY/s200/No+applause+just+throw+money+by+Trav+S.D..jpg)

(https://lilredfarah.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/throwmoney.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 03, 2014, 05:55:51 AM

Quote from: outin on November 03, 2014, 05:28:01 AM

(https://lilredfarah.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/throwmoney.jpg)

Your aim is appalling!  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 03, 2014, 10:28:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 03, 2014, 04:41:45 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1548104/84343363.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/3w1ej.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2014, 01:48:04 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 03, 2014, 01:09:01 AM

I think I'll just applaud each post.  Maybe I'll win eventually that way, and people won't be upset because I was always congratulating them.

I see your Picard and raise you an entire Ballroom...

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/11uArCoB4fkRcQ/giphy.gif)

Don't be afraid to think bigger Bob.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 03, 2014, 02:13:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2014, 01:48:04 PM

I see your Picard and raise you an entire Ballroom...

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/11uArCoB4fkRcQ/giphy.gif)

Don't be afraid to think bigger Bob.    ;D

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7u74pRxsM1r0sc3eo1_500.gif)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2014, 02:33:34 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 03, 2014, 02:13:59 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7u74pRxsM1r0sc3eo1_500.gif)
 :)

What in the flying f**k is THAT??? It's like a mythical creature from Greek Ages with Bulbous eyes and Duck lips...

Quackasaurus???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 04, 2014, 12:22:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2014, 02:33:34 PM

a mythical creature from Greek Ages with Bulbous eyes and Duck lips...

More recent, methinks.

(https://members.home.nl/dr-snuggles/photogallery/photo24903/Donald%20Duck.jpg)

NB: Any lame applauding and you ain't getting a Christmas card.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 04, 2014, 12:59:52 AM

Quote from: visitor on November 03, 2014, 02:13:59 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7u74pRxsM1r0sc3eo1_500.gif)
 :)

I guess one could take that both ways. :)

I must needs start the campaign for the dignitarian party.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 04, 2014, 02:09:21 AM

Quote from: goldentone on November 04, 2014, 12:59:52 AM

I must needs start the campaign for the dignitarian party.

Methinks the world needs more dignity rather more urgently than it needs more dignitaries.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2014, 03:25:26 AM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/41397-Picard-clapping-applause-gif-vX3R.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 04, 2014, 05:08:12 AM

(https://ak4.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/697813/preview/stock-footage-looping-emoticon-animation-thumbs-down.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2014, 11:08:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 04, 2014, 03:25:26 AM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/41397-Picard-clapping-applause-gif-vX3R.gif)

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Why_2e77d6_113835.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2014, 12:52:29 PM

(https://www.thedailycrate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Blog-Picard-Irritated-01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 04, 2014, 01:09:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 04, 2014, 12:52:29 PM

(https://www.thedailycrate.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Blog-Picard-Irritated-01.jpg)

(https://www.treknologic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1-winking-Troi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2014, 02:08:06 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 04, 2014, 03:25:26 AM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/41397-Picard-clapping-applause-gif-vX3R.gif)

Only on the internet can you find pictures as awesome as:

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/5/51908/960189-picard_vs_kanye.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 04, 2014, 04:10:22 PM

You people are so boring... But I'm gonna win anyway :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 04, 2014, 04:58:31 PM

Quote from: outin on November 04, 2014, 04:10:22 PM

You people are so boring... But I'm gonna win anyway :)

let's think about this....
(https://www.serieslyawesome.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/serieslyAWESOME_serienparade-06_11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 04, 2014, 08:40:54 PM

After the morning gravitron, it's time for some skiing. 8)

(https://s1.bwallpapers.com/wallpapers/2014/03/03/snowboarding-skiing_014814372.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2014, 10:20:43 PM

Quote from: outin on November 04, 2014, 04:10:22 PM

You people are so boring... But I'm gonna win anyway :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 04, 2014, 10:36:24 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 04, 2014, 02:09:21 AM

Methinks the world needs more dignity rather more urgently than it needs more dignitaries.

My campaign is purely familial and social in scope, with the goal of no political faces.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2014, 11:46:33 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 04, 2014, 04:58:31 PM

let's think about this....
(https://www.serieslyawesome.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/serieslyAWESOME_serienparade-06_11.jpg)

(https://www.treknews.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2014, 02:37:49 AM

I see you guys aren't playing anymore...


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RviMdf7gng4/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2014, 02:41:18 AM

...which means I win.  ;D

(https://www.ctrlaltgeek.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Star-Trek-happy-Picard-530x298.jpg)

(https://media18.onsugar.com/files/2011/07/28/2/192/1922507/692fc9dd16755212_PicardMain.jpg)

(https://www.spritestitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/picard-day.jpg)

(https://media.tumblr.com/1bea36c7047cbd33baa45cc1a4012392/tumblr_inline_mog60b5lIL1qz4rgp.jpg)

(https://www.treknews.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cmon-get-happy-picard.jpg)

(https://media18.onsugar.com/files/2011/07/28/2/192/1922507/692fc9dd16755212_PicardMain.jpg)

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/d8/d89dd65c8c17a7ce5e7d3acf3dd917e7a4d012c62396ab9b78aefc3d5b08a5be.jpg)


 ;D  I haven't laughed that hard at one of my own posts for a while.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 05, 2014, 02:44:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 02:41:18 AM

...which means I win.  ;D

Nope. Since I'm your future self, it means I do.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2014, 03:40:58 AM

Hm.  I find myself agreeing with that.

Yet, you'd also know I might purposely lose now, just to prove you wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 05, 2014, 04:30:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 02:37:49 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RviMdf7gng4/hqdefault.jpg)

You look worried... is it because my ship is SO much cooler than yours?

(https://echomon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tesla_eleven_spaceship_by_tryingtofly-d41z2nl.jpg)

It even has ladders for emergency escape  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 05, 2014, 04:48:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 03:40:58 AM

Yet, you'd also know I might purposely lose now, just to prove you wrong.

No sweat. I can still recover victory later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2014, 04:50:36 AM

(https://cdn.head-fi.org/0/03/200x200px-ZC-0361a57d_Picard-full-of-win.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 05, 2014, 05:37:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 04:50:36 AM

(https://cdn.head-fi.org/0/03/200x200px-ZC-0361a57d_Picard-full-of-win.jpeg)

Umm, I don't think that's "win".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2014, 05:41:25 AM

Wine?  I don't remember seeing any restroom on the Enterprise.

I was thinking I've got twice the chances of winning this thread with two people here. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 05, 2014, 10:18:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 05:41:25 AM

I was thinking I've got twice the chances of winning this thread with two people here. 

Sigh, was I ever so thick?   :-\

You have no chance, since I come after you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 05, 2014, 10:21:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 04:50:36 AM

(https://cdn.head-fi.org/0/03/200x200px-ZC-0361a57d_Picard-full-of-win.jpeg)

(https://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20090720/funny_faces_02.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2014, 11:50:17 AM

(https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130329124434/en.futurama/images/c/c5/Lurr.png)

ALL OF YOUR PUNY ATTEMPTS TO WIN THIS THREAD SHALL JUST BE RECORDS OF YOUR INEVITABLE LOSS AND FAILURE AS TIME AND TIME AGAIN, I CONTINUE TO WIN THIS THREAD AND WILL EVENTUALLY TRIUMPHANTLY EMERGE AS THE WINNER.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2014, 11:53:18 AM

I think Outin is half right.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2014, 12:30:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 11:53:18 AM

I think Outin is half right.  Haha.

Why do you have the words 'Having said that' written in Russian as your signature...?

Quote

Сказав, что

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 05, 2014, 02:40:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2014, 11:53:18 AM

I think Outin is half right.  Haha.

Your thinking is half wrong  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 12:22:28 AM

Quote from: outin on November 05, 2014, 02:40:07 PM

Your thinking is half wrong  ;D

Quite, though I suspect we differ as to which half.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 01:58:13 AM

About 7/9 right?

Having said that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 06, 2014, 04:54:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 12:22:28 AM

Quite, though I suspect we differ as to which half.

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61v485GVL1L._SX522_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 05:18:25 AM

Quote from: outin on November 06, 2014, 04:54:49 AM

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61v485GVL1L._SX522_.jpg)

Reason you're single No 5312?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 06, 2014, 05:30:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 05:18:25 AM

Reason you're single No 5312?

Or it could be this...

(https://catinkacards.com/cknotes/four_cats_on_bed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 05:31:44 AM

Quote from: outin on November 06, 2014, 05:30:04 AM

Or it could be this...

I had them down as 2976 through 3765.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 06, 2014, 05:34:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 05:31:44 AM

I had them down as 2976 through 3765.

Somewhere along the line I must have stopped counting...thanks for doing it for me!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 12:18:24 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2287100/84346800.jpg)




That cat's got the 'eyes of pride' thing going.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2014, 01:54:56 PM

WHY ARE WE BACK TO F@#$ING CATS???

Is there a single page on this bloody thread in which there isn't a picture of a CAT???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 06, 2014, 02:01:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2014, 01:54:56 PM

WHY ARE WE BACK TO F@#$ING CATS???

Is there a single page on this bloody thread in which there isn't a picture of a CAT???

Do you expect us to tell you? Find out yourself!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 06, 2014, 02:31:08 PM

headband for the win
(https://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Cat-tie.jpg#geekosystem)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 06, 2014, 06:57:00 PM

Good luck. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 06, 2014, 10:35:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2014, 01:54:56 PM

Is there a single page on this bloody thread in which there isn't a picture of a CAT???

Yes, there is. Truly rooly.

. (https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.0)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:41:09 PM

(https://hothardware.com/newsimages/Item24605/Innocent_Cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:43:22 PM

(https://images.betterphoto.com/0026/0602211019431two_cats_thumbnail1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:44:03 PM

(https://www.cypressfineart.com/artists_2012/janet_pidoux/images/20120217-2-FourCats.jpg)


(https://www.ericaricardo.com/img/harpers/the-horror.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:44:37 PM

(https://home.wavecable.com/~quakkers/images/cat-ensemble/2010-01-30--11-40--eight-cats-on-bed--800x600.jpg)

(https://www.film-festival.org/ELLEN.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:45:55 PM

(https://kuwaitiful.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/many-cat-cats-island.jpg)


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_c6R7J8rsVsQ/TKkq0Tcd2II/AAAAAAAAATk/aherNWOebHc/s1600/Carol010.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:50:10 PM

(https://www.knowyourcat.info/info/graphics/menycats.jpg)

(https://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd346/diam_meonqz/meonqz/many-cats-in-the-room.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:51:38 PM

(https://media.catmoji.com/post/claf/manul-cat-ready-to-pounce-on-your-heart-metaphor.png)

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iM5gYEo2VCY/TpRBZCreq3I/AAAAAAAAA-g/UAMU5EPMKEI/s320/aggressive_cat_1-716650.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2014, 11:54:17 PM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/47/45/99/47459911099a58000b90167e329afec2.jpg)

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/cf7a2a7ba9bf71f5aca9f725aea76f47/tumblr_mn240523wH1rw1wnno1_500.gif)

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/73/7324fae89597067417cda4e5af6a7670047bcc5102fbe8fa8256f74bf223e958.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 07, 2014, 12:08:40 AM

Hmm... did Bob take a wrong turn somewhere?

(https://www.topagentnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/Sanity-vs-Insanity.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2014, 12:32:29 AM

(https://goodereader.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/uploads/images/confused.jpg)

(https://www.dietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/confused.bmp)

(https://replygif.net/i/1322.gif)
(I actually thought this was just another confused pic.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 07, 2014, 12:47:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 07, 2014, 12:32:29 AM

confused

Here...

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.11838368.0197/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 07, 2014, 02:02:15 AM

Exercise to win
(https://www.wayofcats.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/30minutesondabike.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2014, 02:15:46 AM

What's Bex?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2014, 02:19:22 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cup_of_Tea,_a_Bex_and_a_Good_Lie_Down
"Bex, a strong compound analgesic in the form of A.P.C. or aspirin-phenacetin-caffeine tablets or powder"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenacetin
"Phenacetin is a pain-relieving and fever-reducing drug, widely used from its introduction in 1887 until banned in the US by the FDA in 1983. Its use has declined because of its adverse effects, which include increased risk of certain cancers and kidney damage."


So.. Pain killer and stimulant.

"A Cup of Tea, a Bex and a Good Lie Down was a comedy revue that opened at Sydney's Phillip Street Theatre on 18 September 1965..."


I thought you were the future version of me.  Why am I paying attention to a 60s Australian play in the future?  And why do I move to Australia?  What happens that pushes me away from here?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 07, 2014, 04:09:12 AM

I think Bob is on a mission... At some point pp cannot take it anymore and there's one less person delaying my eventual win :)

(https://events.liberal.ca/Images/uploads/Thanks-Million-Bob-300x171.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 07, 2014, 04:56:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 07, 2014, 02:19:22 AM

Why am I paying attention to a 60s Australian play in the future?  And why do I move to Australia?  What happens that pushes me away from here?

There's a revival; you really don't want to know; and you really really really don't want to know!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2014, 06:45:28 AM

Should I skip it then?

Where heading to time paradox territory now...

(https://www.dark-circuit.com/random/data/media/3/time%20paradox.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 10:07:21 AM

Quote from: outin on November 07, 2014, 04:09:12 AM

I think Bob is on a mission... At some point pp cannot take it anymore and there's one less person delaying my eventual win :)

Here you go - you like cats??? SUCK ON THIS!!! I WARNED YOU - TIME FOR PHASE 3!!!

(https://vietnampets.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/catmeat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2014, 12:54:23 PM

Ugh.... And they looked good at first, like little Cornish hens.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 01:12:13 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-o8ehHl1iPrQ/UOjI9DaTkQI/AAAAAAAAAG8/0nJ_4poWAAM/s1600/insanity-funny-quotes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 07, 2014, 01:14:24 PM

If pp is trying to shock me he isn't doing a very good work ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 01:56:05 PM

Quote from: outin on November 07, 2014, 01:14:24 PM

If pp is trying to shock me he isn't doing a very good work ::)

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/da/da1b3e48f5f88ffe9d8b8274d799f5c8d26f28d4469c212be4e40f255d58b977.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 07, 2014, 02:25:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 01:56:05 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/da/da1b3e48f5f88ffe9d8b8274d799f5c8d26f28d4469c212be4e40f255d58b977.jpg)

Who needs English when we have...

(https://rugerpistolforums.com/forums/attachments/training-defensive-scenarios/4519d1372426758-home-defense-scenario-2-two-men-your-door-th_machine-gun-cat-animation.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 11:39:49 PM

THAT'S IT - For ever picture of a cute bloody cat that's posted on here... I'm going to go out and try and find one that might repel people from posting them.

Lets see how versatile Google really is...

(https://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/116/1dc86240fba7aa983a8c8d9597b8ff81/l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 08, 2014, 12:51:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 11:39:49 PM

THAT'S IT - For ever picture of a cute bloody cat that's posted on here... I'm going to go out and try and find one that might repel people from posting them.

Well, that at least explains the sudden population surge.....

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_urrvNZ38T8/UOzgxpqO55I/AAAAAAAADEo/4jRz5gupEhw/s1600/zombie+cats.PNG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 05:06:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 08, 2014, 12:51:46 AM

Well, that at least explains the sudden population surge.....

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_urrvNZ38T8/UOzgxpqO55I/AAAAAAAADEo/4jRz5gupEhw/s1600/zombie+cats.PNG)

Okay... enough of the silly cheesy crappy generic cat pictures... let's weave in some art then...

(https://zombieportraits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/zombie-cat-495x800.jpg)

See if we can't make this thread more presentable, instead of letting this thread devolve into a 'who can post the most cat pictures in a row'... (Although I think Bob may have already won that).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2014, 05:15:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2014, 11:39:49 PM

(https://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/116/1dc86240fba7aa983a8c8d9597b8ff81/l.jpg)

That's a really interesting piece of modern art, who's the artist?

Here's more cat art for you:

(https://media.catmoji.com/post/cqxj/cat-art.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 05:39:29 AM

Quote from: outin on November 08, 2014, 05:15:15 AM

That's a really interesting piece of modern art, who's the artist?

ME!!!!! Didn't take me long to make, come to think of it. I had the car ready, and the tyres did most of the work.    ;D

Quote from: outin on November 08, 2014, 05:15:15 AM

(https://media.catmoji.com/post/cqxj/cat-art.jpg)

As much as I hate to admit it, it's far better than this crap:

(https://uploads7.wikiart.org/images/jackson-pollock/lucifer-1947.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2014, 05:51:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 05:39:29 AM

(https://uploads7.wikiart.org/images/jackson-pollock/lucifer-1947.jpg)

It's possible we don't know everything...

(https://besser.tsoa.nyu.edu/T-Shirts/dhland/JPollockscat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 07:18:22 AM

I can't believe it - I post roadkill, and someone brings it back to cute cats.

I try and post Jackson Pillock (note: that I chose that spelling intentionally), and we get back to cats.

IS THERE ANY FRICKIN' SUBJECT WE CAN DISCUSS... That does NOT... bring us back... to FRICKIN' CATS???

Let's give this a try... I can't wait till GTA V comes out on the PC. DISCUSS...

(https://cdn2.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/grand_theft_auto_v_9-wallpaper-1920x1080.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2014, 07:24:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 07:18:22 AM

Let's give this a try... I can't wait till GTA V comes out on the PC. DISCUSS...

(https://cdn2.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/grand_theft_auto_v_9-wallpaper-1920x1080.jpg)

(https://www.dormstormer.com/wp-content/themes/dormstormer/includes/dormthumb.php?src=https://www.dormstormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/grand-theft-auto-v-cat.jpg&w=500&q=90)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 08:53:18 AM

(https://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/rottenecard_39883026_qcd95hp5zx.png)

You know what... I thought I could stand a chance against the tyranny of the cats that plague this internet, and thought that there might be sane normal people out there on the internet, but I feel that the amount of cat-hugging furball-loving freaks out there (mainly Bob and Outin) in the world is just so sad and pathetic. A normal sane guy cannot win against these freaks, so I admit defeat in this thread and feel that every post I ever write in this thread is going to ultimately encourage others to post cat pictures.

(https://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4459202+_54971a40fd77301f80c7b217e69ef3e9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2014, 09:34:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 08:53:18 AM

A normal sane guy cannot win against these freaks, so I admit defeat in this thread

(https://www.inkypaw.com/LT97285.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 08, 2014, 10:19:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 07:18:22 AM

I try and post Jackson Pillock (note: that I chose that spelling intentionally), and we get back to cats.

IS THERE ANY FRICKIN' SUBJECT WE CAN DISCUSS... That does NOT... bring us back... to FRICKIN' CATS???

Philistinism?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 10:27:34 AM

Quote from: outin on November 08, 2014, 09:34:20 AM

(https://www.inkypaw.com/LT97285.jpg)

You prick... That's just being a smart-arse

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2014, 11:04:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 10:27:34 AM

You prick... That's just being a smart-arse

Nice to have you back...but why is your voice so tiny?

(https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/225/8/2/cat_got_your_tongue__cover_art_by_claudedawg-d5ay729.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2014, 11:05:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 08, 2014, 10:19:48 AM

Philistinism?

Hmm...

(https://ih2.redbubble.net/image.7640922.9486/sticker,375x360.u2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2014, 01:17:40 PM

(https://i500.listal.com/image/2658017/500full.jpg)

"That's just bad drawing.  You drew a bad cat."



Maybe someone wants a cat on each page of this thread but they're using reverse psychology on us to attain their goal....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2014, 01:58:14 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2014, 01:17:40 PM

Maybe someone wants a cat on each page of this thread but they're using reverse psychology on us to attain their goal....

If you are referring to me, then you are WRONG! I didn't just go out of my way to google 'dead cats' and 'zombie cat' in the hopes of putting people off posting those moronic pictures.

I don't even like dogs either...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2014, 02:23:39 PM

Problem solved.  ::)


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Manatee_at_Sea_World_Orlando_Mar_10.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2014, 03:10:23 PM

Very quiet here on the weekends....

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2315435/84349316.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2014, 10:33:12 PM

How about this guy?

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1165248/84349359.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 08, 2014, 11:18:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2014, 10:33:12 PM

How about this guy?

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1165248/84349359.jpg)

It needs a handle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 09, 2014, 05:41:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2014, 10:33:12 PM

How about this guy?

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1165248/84349359.jpg)

Unlike pp I am not going to post a picture, but those are consired food in South America.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 09, 2014, 11:59:53 AM

Use it as a toupée.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2014, 03:14:41 PM

That's what I was thinking.  Bad toupee with a face.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 09, 2014, 08:42:02 PM

(https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/07/strawberry-browned-butter-muffins.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2014, 10:31:24 PM

I could go for a muffin.... Except for the carbs... and fat... and cholesterol... and basically that the only plus for it is taste... and calories, but we're not hurting for calories at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 10, 2014, 12:19:02 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 09, 2014, 10:31:24 PM

I could go for a muffin.... Except for the carbs... and fat... and cholesterol... and basically that the only plus for it is taste... and calories, but we're not hurting for calories at all.

Some strawberries to make it healthy and a clearer dietary intent. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 10, 2014, 12:25:09 AM

And just to send p_p completely berserk...

(https://modcatlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/strawberry-cat.jpg#strawberry%20cat%20400x274)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2014, 01:29:53 AM

Haha.  I was going to say we've met the cat quota for this page now.

Better to skip the muffin entirely. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 10, 2014, 06:44:24 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 10, 2014, 01:29:53 AM

Haha.  I was going to say we've met the cat quota for this page now.

No way!

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RzxxdQMoH5A/UM-yj1E1wyI/AAAAAAAABUk/nWtYG3hlIzY/s1600/Muffin-Cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2014, 11:59:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 10, 2014, 12:25:09 AM

And just to send p_p completely berserk...

(https://modcatlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/strawberry-cat.jpg#strawberry%20cat%20400x274)

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/37098743.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 10, 2014, 12:01:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2014, 11:59:46 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/37098743.jpg)

(https://www.funcatpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-cat-pics-dont-cry-ill-piss-in-their-boots.jpg)

Hmm...maybe I do have some sadistic tendencies...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2014, 12:54:03 PM

(https://www.comicsandmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/cats-who-look-like-famous-people-5-Tobey-Maguire.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 10, 2014, 01:38:34 PM

Quote from: goldentone on November 09, 2014, 08:42:02 PM

(https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/07/strawberry-browned-butter-muffins.jpg)

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/641/298/448.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2014, 01:59:36 PM

The sad thing is, in the future - historians are going to think humanity was a sad pathetic race that seemed completely obsessed with cats. It was bad enough when you had old cat lady's housed indoors with a dozen cats... but the fact that 'supposedly' normal people like yourselves are spending all your time posting pictures of cats, means humanity as a whole should be wiped out.

I for one hope that at some point in time, pray (which is rare for me considering I'm atheist) that Google will one day take every single picture of a cat and delete them from the servers - thus thrusting the world back into some sense of sanity for ONCE IN THEIR FRICKIN' LIFE!!!

I even googled 'Add-on that removes cat pictures'. Sadly enough, this hasn't been done - a million dollar idea if you're up for it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 10, 2014, 06:51:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2014, 01:59:36 PM

It was bad enough when you had old cat lady's housed indoors with a dozen cats...

... 'supposedly' normal people like yourselves...

 

I might actually fit the former description better than the second... ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 10, 2014, 10:44:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2014, 01:59:36 PM

I even googled 'Add-on that removes cat pictures'. Sadly enough, this hasn't been done - a million dollar idea if you're up for it.

Someone has come up with something similar. Sadly for you, though, it removes baby pictures and replaces them with (inter alia) cat ones.

https://www.geekologie.com/2012/08/unbaby-me-chrome-add-on-removes-baby-pic.php (https://www.geekologie.com/2012/08/unbaby-me-chrome-add-on-removes-baby-pic.php)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2014, 02:55:23 AM

I like washing my feet. Don't worry it really is feet! lol

(https://i.imgur.com/30m01kt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2014, 05:20:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2014, 01:59:36 PM

The sad thing is, in the future - historians are going to think humanity was a sad pathetic race that seemed completely obsessed with cats.

Just look what happened to Egypt.  We think they worshipped cats.


(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/55/55a1734b73d809aeaf36c9ec64b2980f739418a5cf308cc53c50f7c0a2bd3323.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2014, 05:37:03 AM

Welcome...

https://zombo.com/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2014, 05:44:01 AM

LIIW is trying to get the thread locked so he could win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2014, 05:54:01 AM

Budgie to the rescue....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2014, 06:07:19 AM

We cannot drive him away with cats and I doubt a parrot will do it either...We need heavier guns...

Some terrible piano playing?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2014, 10:52:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 11, 2014, 05:54:01 AM

Budgie to the rescue....  ::)

HOLY CRAP - THAT IS AWESOME!!! That is the coolest bird video I have EVER SEEN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on November 11, 2014, 11:01:20 AM

some cats are bigger then others

(https://followgreenliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/article-2332820-1A0C1697000005DC-508_964x639.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2014, 12:18:58 PM

Quote from: outin on November 11, 2014, 05:44:01 AM

LIIW is trying to get the thread locked so he could win?

Come now, I'm sure seeing the ankles is no longer considered lewd :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2014, 12:55:23 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2014, 12:18:58 PM

Come now, I'm sure seeing the ankles is no longer considered lewd :)

It was in Chopin's days which I think some here would like to go back to ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2014, 02:02:06 PM

Quote from: outin on November 11, 2014, 12:55:23 PM

It was in Chopin's days which I think some here would like to go back to ;)

Bugger off... there's nothing sexier than seeing a womans uncovered ANKLES!!! Turns me on...

Who needs to see breasts... the ANKLES DAMNIT, THE ANKLES!!!



(You can clearly tell this thread has broken my spirit in coming up with clever responses and well-thought out responses)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 11, 2014, 08:42:11 PM

i must go. my people need me!
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2097689/82761816.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 11, 2014, 08:49:40 PM

lol  The gravitron gone haywire.

*click, click, spurt, spurt, brrrrrr*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2014, 11:33:24 PM

*Bob tries to sneak a cat into the thread.* ::)

(https://www.lawlz.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/day-37-still-dont-suspect-am-a-mere-cat-meerkat-meme.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 12, 2014, 12:42:39 AM

With all these %$#@%$# cats, we're gonna need one of these to cart the thread around.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qia13imZivg/SYIn2J5wY0I/AAAAAAAAACw/pPJjZsruIDo/s400/Cat-Carrier.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2014, 03:00:25 AM

Here's a dog pic instead. 8)

(https://stuffpoint.com/cats/image/353396-cats-hidden-kitten.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2014, 09:46:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 12, 2014, 03:00:25 AM

(https://stuffpoint.com/cats/image/353396-cats-hidden-kitten.jpg)

(https://www.benreed.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Screen-Shot-2012-10-11-at-4.15.05-PM-e1349988877552.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2014, 12:19:09 PM

Hm... Is that a cat encased in bricks?  A Count of Monte Cristo thing going on there?

Actually... If people get buried in concrete when they're making buildings and things... I imagine some cats and birds have been entombed that way too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 12, 2014, 12:57:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2014, 09:46:32 AM

(https://www.benreed.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Screen-Shot-2012-10-11-at-4.15.05-PM-e1349988877552.png)

So from now on at least one for every page:

(https://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Cat-playing-dead.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 12, 2014, 01:02:41 PM

All these cat posts!!! I think you guys need to get a CAT scan and get yourselves checked out.

(https://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/11500/CAT-Scan--11539.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 12, 2014, 01:03:28 PM

^^^ What the hell! Someone hacked my image and replaced it with cats ..... noooooo!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 03:30:47 AM

Here's a picture of a dog instead. :P

(https://www.cool-wallpapers.info/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Mocking-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 03:32:07 AM

Whoa!  Someone replaced my dog pic with a cat pic too.  Whoa!  :o  ::)  *Bob whoa's some more.*  ::)



And then perfect_pitch is like this...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J7nnD0bmyRY/TKJXr3hV_pI/AAAAAAAAACY/uRwxsFzo1C0/s1600/evil_cat_by_emelfi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 03:33:11 AM

Oh!  They did again!  It's a cat pic now.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 03:34:05 AM

Well, well, well....  A new page.  Imagine the possibilities.... I wonder what we could (or should) put on this new page.  Hmm......

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 13, 2014, 05:24:52 AM

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01737/weird-animals-ixot_1737515i.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2014, 11:48:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2014, 03:32:07 AM

And then perfect_pitch is like this...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J7nnD0bmyRY/TKJXr3hV_pI/AAAAAAAAACY/uRwxsFzo1C0/s1600/evil_cat_by_emelfi.jpg)

Oh, believe me... there is no end to my Wrath. Although, oddly enough - when googling 'I will end you', on the second line of pictures was THIS:

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Prepare_beeb7a_601853.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 11:49:27 AM

That's a pretty weird looking cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2014, 12:35:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2014, 11:49:27 AM

That's a pretty weird looking cat.

When you realise that someone is incapable of distinguishing between a human being (another member of their species) and something that usually ends up being found dead on streets all over the world.

(https://ajournalofmusicalthings.com/wp-content/uploads/Duh.jpeg)

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Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 06:08:14 PM

I meant the salamander thing.


But I'll see your face palm and raise you a double Piccard face palm.

(https://images2.fanpop.com/images/user_images/DanBackslide-405338_604_403.jpg)



I'm being nice.  Haha.  That could have been a cat.

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Post by: Bob on November 13, 2014, 06:10:32 PM

What about lions?  Are we counting big cats like that as "cats" or does "cats" just mean little house cats?

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 13, 2014, 09:47:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2014, 06:10:32 PM

What about lions?  Are we counting big cats like that as "cats" or does "cats" just mean little house cats?

Why not. At least they are social cats (live in groups). And cute when they are small.

(https://us.cdn291.fansshare.com/pictures/wallpapersforipad/ferocious-lions-wallpapers-ipad-mini-wallpapers-cute-mini-1401333901.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on November 14, 2014, 01:13:51 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 13, 2014, 09:47:07 PM

And cute when they are small.

Quite useful when they're bigger, too.

(https://theevolutionstore.com/modules/store/images/products/african-lion-sk_6082_5537_1.jpg)

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 14, 2014, 01:45:13 AM

By the way the biggest cats are tigers.


(https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/sdemedia/sdeimages/pulse/Carlleo291014.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on November 14, 2014, 02:23:44 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 14, 2014, 01:45:13 AM

By the way the biggest cats are tigers.

Best not tell Tiddles that.

(https://www.flixya.com/files-photo/s/u/n/sun512-1323870.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on November 14, 2014, 02:46:34 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 14, 2014, 01:45:13 AM

By the way the biggest cats are tigers.

(https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/sdemedia/sdeimages/pulse/Carlleo291014.jpg)

(https://hdofu.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wpid-lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg)


(https://simplepimple.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/aries-liger-cub-hercules-picture.jpg)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger


I'm not going to read that in much detail.  I heard ligers were the biggest though.  Depends I guess what genes are expressed.


That wrong pic is a little harsher sounding than I expected...

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 14, 2014, 02:52:44 AM

Well correction:
the largest cat without (stupid) humans interfering with the breeding.

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Post by: Bob on November 14, 2014, 06:31:06 AM

It's possible.... that a lion and a tiger...  ran into each... in the wild...

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2014, 09:51:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 14, 2014, 06:31:06 AM

It's possible.... that a lion and a tiger...  ran into each... in the wild...

or... while driving.

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Post by: j_menz on November 14, 2014, 11:25:39 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 14, 2014, 06:31:06 AM

It's possible.... that a lion and a tiger...  ran into each... in the wild...

What? While one of them was on an overseas trip?

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Post by: Bob on November 15, 2014, 02:09:57 AM

Maybe one of them liked to travel.

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Post by: j_menz on November 15, 2014, 06:10:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2014, 02:09:57 AM

Maybe one of them liked to travel.

That's one tourist pub I really don't want to visit if that's true.

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Post by: Bob on November 15, 2014, 08:29:10 PM

I'm just going to add a snail to the page here.... ::)

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levre71ZSs1qfyncko1_500.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on November 15, 2014, 11:09:08 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2014, 08:29:10 PM

I'm just going to add a snail to the page here.... ::)

Phht.

(https://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/21655.11-2051CANR_C_1_4.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2014, 02:33:36 AM

Let's see how many of us are nerds...

Here's a cat picture for you:

(https://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/additional/large/e9cb_schrodingers_cat_decision_maker_ondesk.jpg)



;D

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Post by: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 02:40:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2014, 02:33:36 AM

Here's a cat picture for you:

Ahh, but is it. "May or may not contain .... cat".

(Actually I peeked. It does contain a cat, but not a live one)

(Peeked again in a parallel reality - it's empty)


(Another parallel reality. Oww - scratch marks!)

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Post by: outin on November 16, 2014, 04:53:48 AM

Here's someone who's training to be a cat hunter:

(https://www.viralspell.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sv-2.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2014, 05:44:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 02:40:06 AM

Ahh, but is it. "May or may not contain .... cat".

(Actually I peeked. It does contain a cat, but not a live one)

(Peeked again in a parallel reality - it's empty)

(Another parallel reality. Oww - scratch marks!)

Maybe in another parallel reality, you ARE the cat.

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Post by: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 05:58:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2014, 05:44:28 AM

Maybe in another parallel reality, you ARE the cat.

Nope. My parallel selves and I keep each other posted and none of them are the cat.

Just a small part of tying the multiverse together into an omniverse. You'll all get the bill later.

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Post by: Bob on November 16, 2014, 06:27:44 AM

May or my not?  I thought it was both.

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Post by: outin on November 16, 2014, 06:29:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 16, 2014, 06:27:44 AM

May or my not?  I thought it was both.

Wow...that was so deep I could not dive far enough to get it  :o

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Post by: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 07:22:49 AM

Quote from: outin on November 16, 2014, 06:29:18 AM

Wow...that was so deep I could not dive far enough to get it  :o

Here, maybe this will help.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Deep_Sea_Diving_Suit.jpg)

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Post by: outin on November 16, 2014, 07:27:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 07:22:49 AM

Here, maybe this will help.

I think I'll send someone else...

(https://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1350002202234719.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 10:28:37 AM

Quote from: outin on November 16, 2014, 07:27:19 AM

I think I'll send someone else...

Helsingin Eläinsuojeluyhdistys  is getting a call.  :P

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Post by: outin on November 16, 2014, 11:27:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 16, 2014, 10:28:37 AM

Helsingin Eläinsuojeluyhdistys  is getting a call.  :P

I'll just make them a nice donation  ;)

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Post by: Bob on November 16, 2014, 03:52:14 PM

I was trying to find a pic of a bird flying underwater in an enclosed bubble, but I found this manatee instead.  ::)

(https://www.uwphotographyguide.com/images/Articles/Stanley_Bysshe/8-Close-Up.jpg)

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Post by: outin on November 16, 2014, 05:22:32 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 16, 2014, 03:52:14 PM

I was trying to find a pic of a bird flying underwater in an enclosed bubble, but I found this manatee instead.  ::)

(https://www.uwphotographyguide.com/images/Articles/Stanley_Bysshe/8-Close-Up.jpg)

He looks very...Bob...

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Post by: Bob on November 16, 2014, 08:21:42 PM

Possibly.  I've already been identified as a hamster on some test through PS.

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Post by: j_menz on November 17, 2014, 12:25:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 16, 2014, 08:21:42 PM

Possibly.  I've already been identified as a hamster on some test through PS.

(https://www.rottenecards.com/ecards/Rottenecards_22659024_v3p96sff5t.png)

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Post by: Bob on November 17, 2014, 12:47:47 AM

Kind of like this....

(https://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/c/c5/Know-when-Your-Hamster-Is-Pregnant-Step-1.jpg/670px-Know-when-Your-Hamster-Is-Pregnant-Step-1.jpg)

The cage is metaphor.



And I see from the pic name that that must be a pregnant hamster....  ::)  *Bob is not pregnant.

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Post by: j_menz on November 17, 2014, 01:01:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 17, 2014, 12:47:47 AM

The cage is metaphor.

Looks like a regular cage to me.  ::)

Quote from: Bob on November 17, 2014, 12:47:47 AM

*Bob is not pregnant.

Bob should check to be sure. The interwebs never lie!

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 01:24:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 14, 2014, 06:31:06 AM

It's possible.... that a lion and a tiger...  ran into each... in the wild...

and that they made love ... not war...

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Post by: j_menz on November 17, 2014, 01:49:15 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 01:24:19 AM

and that they made love ... not war...

Like, right on, man!

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/90/50/36/905036398560a7203187179b34b66e9d.jpg)

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 08:01:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 17, 2014, 01:49:15 AM

Like, right on, man!

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/90/50/36/905036398560a7203187179b34b66e9d.jpg)

Lol Bob in disguise... 

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Post by: j_menz on November 17, 2014, 10:17:44 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 08:01:14 AM

Lol Bob in disguise... 

No, not in disguise.

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Post by: Bob on November 17, 2014, 12:45:40 PM

My dreads are a little shorter than that.


I'm not looking up how to spell dreads for sure.

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 07:55:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 17, 2014, 12:45:40 PM

My dreads are a little shorter than that.


I'm not looking up how to spell dreads for sure.

No offense but i was referring to a Bob even more famous then yourself!

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 08:38:55 PM

I don't even know how to spell than...

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Post by: j_menz on November 17, 2014, 11:04:16 PM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 17, 2014, 08:38:55 PM

I don't even know how to spell than...

Yet you managed.  ;)

Dreads is dreads, by the way.

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 18, 2014, 02:17:44 AM

To keep some relevance to this forum:

It is however sad if you think about it that this movie has more hits then all of our performances together probably...

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Post by: stringoverstrung on November 18, 2014, 02:18:24 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 18, 2014, 02:17:44 AM

To keep some relevance to this forum:

It is however sad if you think about it that this movie has more hits then all of our performances together probably...

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Post by: outin on November 18, 2014, 04:28:12 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 18, 2014, 02:17:44 AM

To keep some relevance to this forum:

It is however sad if you think about it that this movie has more hits then all of our performances together probably...

Why would that be sad  ::)
Not only is she talented, but a really beautiful Blue Tabby as well :)

BTW. For some reason on this forum you need to remove the s from https for the Youtube links to work...

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Post by: j_menz on November 18, 2014, 05:38:07 AM

Quote from: outin on November 18, 2014, 04:28:12 AM

Why would that be sad  ::)

Because in a reversal of your own habits, she's stealing food from the mouths of aspiring pianists.  ;D

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Post by: outin on November 18, 2014, 09:16:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 18, 2014, 05:38:07 AM

Because in a reversal of your own habits, she's stealing food from the mouths of aspiring pianists.  ;D

But she's kind enough to do duets with them ;)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2014, 11:41:16 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 18, 2014, 02:17:44 AM

The fact that this stupid video has 8M views, and 37K thumbs up is proof that the human race is mentally stupid.

I've said it, I've put it out there, and I can't believe I am a member of this bloody species. Which is why, every now and then - I like to pretend I'm really an alien who's here simply to observe you fleshy humanoid meat-sacks.

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Post by: cwjalex on November 18, 2014, 11:49:07 AM

yup that was a pretty dumb video.  if you are a cat lover it's cute i guess but it's a little long and drawn out.  at the end when i saw "nora mugs t shirts and other crap available at her online store"  it made me cringe.

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Post by: outin on November 18, 2014, 11:49:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2014, 11:41:16 AM

 Which is why, every now and then - I like to pretend I'm really an alien who's here simply to observe you fleshy humanoid meat-sacks.

I feel like that most of the time...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2014, 02:08:55 PM

Quote from: outin on November 18, 2014, 11:49:53 AM

I feel like that most of the time...

Oh GOOD. I thought I was the only one... and then I thought I was insane for thinking it. And then the voices in my head told me to cut it out...

...and then I argued with them for about half an hour.

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Post by: outin on November 18, 2014, 02:34:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2014, 02:08:55 PM

Oh GOOD. I thought I was the only one...

The only difference is that mostly I find it much more pleasing to observe cats than humans...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2014, 10:20:25 PM

Nah... they just look at you in a dumb manner, meow and then continue to lick themselves.

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Post by: j_menz on November 18, 2014, 11:09:26 PM

(https://forgotston.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Looney-Bin.png)

 ::)

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Post by: Bob on November 19, 2014, 12:38:49 AM

We wouldn't we view that from the other side though?  It should appear upside from our view.

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Post by: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 01:12:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2014, 12:38:49 AM

We wouldn't we view that from the other side though?  It should appear upside from our view.

It was taken from my viewpoint.

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Post by: Bob on November 19, 2014, 01:17:12 AM

Well we don't want any.  Go away. 


That's why I don't open the door....



It is a bit awkward when you tell some little kid you're not buying the crap they're peddling.  Parent don't seem to have any appreciation for sprinkling in swear words when you're telling their kid that either.



Oh, hello?  May I help you?   Did you knock?

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 01:32:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2014, 01:17:12 AM

That's why I don't open the door....

Good!

(https://www.critcononline.com/images/don't%20open%20the%20door%20vhs%20ad.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 02:31:33 AM

So if they ring once or knock twice it's OK?

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 02:41:27 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 02:31:33 AM

So if they ring once or knock twice it's OK?

I believe so, but

(https://magicseoball.com/answers/dont-count-on-it.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on November 19, 2014, 03:33:15 AM

I just read that people who know what they're doing would find the typical horror movie stabbing knife grip very easy to disarm and easy enough to attack a person trying to do that.  I think it was cracked.com.  Things movies portray incorrectly.  If you hold a knife away from your body, someone can knock it away from you.  And there's a good chance the person holding the knife will actually end up cutting themself at some point.

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 04:04:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2014, 03:33:15 AM

I just read that people who know what they're doing would find the typical horror movie stabbing knife grip very easy to disarm and easy enough to attack a person trying to do that.  I think it was cracked.com.  Things movies portray incorrectly.  If you hold a knife away from your body, someone can knock it away from you.  And there's a good chance the person holding the knife will actually end up cutting themself at some point.

You're right, I you want to stab someone it's best to attack from below and aim upwards to the heart.

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Post by: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 04:36:36 AM

Quote from: outin on November 19, 2014, 04:04:23 AM

You're right, I you want to stab someone it's best to attack from below and aim upwards to the heart.

Sometimes, you scare me. :o

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 04:40:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 04:36:36 AM

Sometimes, you scare me. :o

Weren't you taught survival skills for the Australian deserts (which are known to be full of maniacs) in boy scout?

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Post by: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 05:11:46 AM

I was a Sea Scout, so deserts were not considered useful places to be.

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 05:22:47 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 05:11:46 AM

I was a Sea Scout, so deserts were not considered useful places to be.

Oh...but I don't think the Austalian seas are any safer...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ibDzs0JOHNw/T3OUdyk-rmI/AAAAAAAAAII/sNOgZYyG0gQ/s400/Emma.jpg)

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Post by: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 05:29:51 AM

Quote from: outin on November 19, 2014, 05:22:47 AM

Oh...but I don't think the Austalian seas are any safer...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ibDzs0JOHNw/T3OUdyk-rmI/AAAAAAAAAII/sNOgZYyG0gQ/s400/Emma.jpg)

LOL - you don't have to use a made up one. We have, inter alia, these...

(https://images.art.com/images/products/large/10313000/10313972.jpg)

(https://local.brookings.k12.sd.us/krscience/zoology/webpage%20projects/sp11webprojects/boxjellyfish/box-jellyfish-chironex-fleckeri.jpg)

(https://bransonswildworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Blue-ring-Oct.jpg)

(https://media.apnarm.net.au/img/media/images/2008/06/17/crown_of_thorns_starfish_465x288_170608.jpg)

Your little guy wouldn't last 30 seconds.

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 05:33:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 05:29:51 AM

LOL - you don't have to use a made up one. We have, inter alia, these...


(https://local.brookings.k12.sd.us/krscience/zoology/webpage%20projects/sp11webprojects/boxjellyfish/box-jellyfish-chironex-fleckeri.jpg)

I know, but I don't think stabbing works that well with those...aren't they at worst just a few mm in size and almost see through?

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Post by: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 05:40:11 AM

Quote from: outin on November 19, 2014, 05:33:58 AM

I know, but I don't think stabbing works that well with those...aren't they at worst just a few mm in size and almost see through?

Not those ones. Up to 30cm diameter for the body, 3 metres for the tentacles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish)

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 06:39:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 19, 2014, 05:40:11 AM

Not those ones. Up to 30cm diameter for the body, 3 metres for the tentacles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish)

I was thinking of these:
(https://www.irukandjijellyfish.com/irukandji-jellyfish-images/irukandji-jellyfish-03.jpg)

Anyway, I stand corrected:
The best way to stab a poisonous jellyfish is to aim for the bell and stay away from the tentacles.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2014, 11:25:01 AM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3058/3031851813_08d355f2dc.jpg)

(https://d3lp4xedbqa8a5.cloudfront.net/s3/digital-cougar-assets/AusGeo/2013/09/10/4082/great-white-sharks.gif)

(https://fitisafeministissue.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/wpid-snakes-table.gif)

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!!!

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Post by: outin on November 19, 2014, 11:54:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2014, 11:25:01 AM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3058/3031851813_08d355f2dc.jpg)

Didn't we already establish earlier that this one is harmless?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2014, 01:57:12 PM

Quote from: outin on November 19, 2014, 11:54:03 AM

Didn't we already establish earlier that this one is harmless?

Well, there are spiders a quarter the size that can KILL YOU!!! Who cares how big they are in relation to their poison level.

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Post by: visitor on November 19, 2014, 03:37:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2014, 11:25:01 AM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3058/3031851813_08d355f2dc.jpg)





WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA!!!

hey look it's house nope.


(https://alltheragefaces.com/img/usercreated/5007a3f67f996.png)

take care of the nope w/ fire!
(https://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/2/4/28/frabz-nope-371f28.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2014, 10:19:14 PM

Really??? How about this house...

(https://www.meh.ro/original/2010_04/meh.ro3898.jpg)

Or this one???

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/28320a4f4c00feb9cf2904a88f51d15e/tumblr_myn4nnNiIF1s02vreo1_400.gif)

I think someone has Arachnophobia.

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Post by: visitor on November 19, 2014, 11:15:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2014, 10:19:14 PM

Really??? How about this house...

(https://www.meh.ro/original/2010_04/meh.ro3898.jpg)

Or this one???

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/28320a4f4c00feb9cf2904a88f51d15e/tumblr_myn4nnNiIF1s02vreo1_400.gif)

I think someone has Arachnophobia.

oh hey I forgot all about nopeville
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/July-18-2013-17-05-53-74.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 20, 2014, 03:13:51 AM

Lol perfect_pitch mana bar spider made me lol.

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Post by: outin on November 20, 2014, 04:43:12 AM

Am I the only one who thinks spiders are cute?

(https://davidlampreia.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/eb4b9339d9fb477636b53726677434b41716b42.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 20, 2014, 04:56:41 AM

Quote from: outin on November 20, 2014, 04:43:12 AM

Am I the only one who thinks spiders are cute?

Depends on the spider in question.

Cute:

(https://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/ems-v2/article/featured/spidercute.jpg.jpg)

Not so cute:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bljlWt81hJY/T-M9wUH65JI/AAAAAAAALQo/KqhCfgtX1pA/s1600/australian+funnel+web+spider+%25282%2529.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 20, 2014, 05:17:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 20, 2014, 04:56:41 AM

Not so cute:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bljlWt81hJY/T-M9wUH65JI/AAAAAAAALQo/KqhCfgtX1pA/s1600/australian+funnel+web+spider+%25282%2529.jpg)

Why not? Things can be deadly but still cute, can they not?

(https://flickfeast.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/omen_1976_damien.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 20, 2014, 10:06:54 AM

Quote from: outin on November 20, 2014, 05:17:37 AM

Why not? Things can be deadly but still cute, can they not?

Perhaps.

In this instance, I'm informed they prefer "handsome" (yes, even the women).

They can be quite persuasive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 20, 2014, 11:07:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 20, 2014, 04:56:41 AM

Depends on the spider in question.

Cute:

(https://static2.beanscdn.co.uk/modules/ems-v2/article/featured/spidercute.jpg.jpg)

Not so cute:

[

Oh and I see more nopes
I'll be in the nope train out of here-there thank you
(https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/heartsdesire456/12873778/459024/459024_600.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 20, 2014, 11:24:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 20, 2014, 10:06:54 AM

They can be quite persuasive.

But of course if they happen to bite you, you'll sue!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2014, 11:59:46 AM

Quote from: outin on November 20, 2014, 11:24:49 AM

But of course if they happen to bite you, you'll sue!

What an amusing story - here... have a cookie!!!

(https://simplysenia.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/spider-in-oreo-cookie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 20, 2014, 10:29:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2014, 11:59:46 AM

here... have a cookie!!!

Or go for the big ones:

(https://www.blacktomato.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/deeptarantula.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2014, 11:18:48 PM

Well J_Menz... we've scared the visitor off... Now it's down to you and me...

(https://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/1/19/Evil_wal_smiley.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 02:07:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2014, 11:18:48 PM

Well J_Menz... we've scared the visitor off... Now it's down to you and me...

So... one cute cat picture and victory is mine?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on November 22, 2014, 04:47:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 02:07:42 AM

So... one cute cat picture and victory is mine?

Nope! Though i must admit it is hard to come up with a witty sequence to a mail like that which in this thread takes you a step ahead of the competition.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 05:07:02 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 22, 2014, 04:47:20 AM

Nope! Though i must admit it is hard to come up with a witty sequence to a mail like that which in this thread takes you a step ahead of the competition.

It's endurance rather than wit which ensures victory here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on November 22, 2014, 05:17:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 05:07:02 AM

It's endurance rather than wit which ensures victory here.

Now i wanted to post an animal with the best endurance here instead of cats, it turns out that we humans are not so bad at that because of our ability to sweat and loose heat. However it seems we will be outrun (estimated marathon time 45 mins) by an...

(https://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/4l/ostrich-400-md.jpg)

PS: I take no liability for this information (this site doesn't seem to be too scientific)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 05:46:43 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 22, 2014, 05:17:49 AM

it seems we will be outrun (estimated marathon time 45 mins) by an...

I can routinely be outrun by one of these...

(https://mrnussbaum.com/images/sloth.jpg)

Yet I shall prevail here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on November 22, 2014, 06:08:44 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 05:46:43 AM

I can routinely be outrun by one of these...

(https://mrnussbaum.com/images/sloth.jpg)

Yet I shall prevail here.

Although it seems your hand is better equip(p)ed to play the piano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 22, 2014, 06:56:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 05:07:02 AM

It's endurance rather than wit which ensures victory here.

Yes, and when something can be done while lying on the couch I have no shortage of that...You people are destined to lose!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2014, 01:15:28 PM

Quote from: outin on November 22, 2014, 06:56:53 AM

Yes, and when something can be done while lying on the couch I have no shortage of that...You people are detined to lose!

And in case you forget here is the original owners manual
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/nope-no-2.jpg)

*looks around to make sure there aren't any more nopes

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 22, 2014, 01:54:27 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 22, 2014, 01:15:28 PM

And in case you forget here is the original owners manual

That's for a bench it seems, not a couch  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 22, 2014, 07:42:18 PM

See The Pianostreet Old Farmer's Almanac for the Tip of the Day!

(This is not an advertisement)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2014, 07:50:04 PM

*Bob has no clue what direction this thread went in but isn't looking any higher after that pic.* 





*And the spiders.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on November 22, 2014, 07:56:01 PM

And what I had put originally could be misconstrued.  It wasn't a sexual reference.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 22, 2014, 11:09:26 PM

Quote from: goldentone on November 22, 2014, 07:56:01 PM

It wasn't a sexual reference.

But it was an advertisement.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 12:22:04 AM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/04/article-0-1C09256800000578-665_306x423.jpg)

Just getting the cat quota in for this page.  If that thing counts as a cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on November 23, 2014, 12:35:38 AM

I hope they never put it on Static E:

(https://physicswithothon.wikispaces.com/file/view/static-electricity-hair-stand.jpg/502910214/347x339/static-electricity-hair-stand.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 01:06:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2014, 12:22:04 AM

Just getting the cat quota in for this page.  If that thing counts as a cat.

The cat quota for this page is 0. You've exceeded it. Bad Bob!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 01:44:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 01:06:58 AM

The cat quota for this page is 0. You've exceeded it. Bad Bob!

Any chance we can change that to -∞   ???

Actually... how's this for a change...

(https://media.comicbook.com/uploads1/2014/11/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-movie-hd-wallpaper-1920x1200-4729-111808.jpg)

HUBBA HUBBA!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 02:03:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 01:44:17 AM

Any chance we can change that to -∞   ???

NO!!!!! It would suck in all the cat pics off the whole interwebthingie!  >:(

BTW, we already have outin, we don't need another crazy cat woman. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 03:14:11 AM

*Bob realizes he's in favor of switching to Catwoman instead of just plain cats.*


*Bob's brain begins filling in the justification.*

Cats are just cats.  It's missing the human element.  A bit more dramatic and timely if it's Catwoman.  That's pro-woman too.  Feminism probably without the the bad stuff.  It shows PETA, animals rights/support, etc...  blah, blah, blah....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 03:16:23 AM

Then again... Catwoman's kind of limited.  It's Catwoman.  That's it.  So many more options with regular cats... You've got the No-no cat, the grumpy cat, the nyan cat...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 04:39:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2014, 03:14:11 AM

Feminism probably without the the bad stuff. 

You don't watch many movies, do you.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 06:45:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2014, 03:16:23 AM

Then again... Catwoman's kind of limited.  It's Catwoman.  That's it.  So many more options with regular cats... You've got the No-no cat, the grumpy cat, the nyan cat...

No... BAD BOB. Go back to your previous line of thinking...

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2014, 03:14:11 AM

*Bob realizes he's in favor of switching to Catwoman instead of just plain cats.*


*Bob's brain begins filling in the justification.*

Cats are just cats.  It's missing the human element.  A bit more dramatic and timely if it's Catwoman.  That's pro-woman too.  Feminism probably without the the bad stuff.  It shows PETA, animals rights/support, etc...  blah, blah, blah....

In case you're still undecided...

(https://the-suit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anne_hathaway_catwoman.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 23, 2014, 07:51:49 AM

It wouldn't be fair without a

(https://playingintheworldgame.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cat-man.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 09:29:14 AM

(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72f52h6Qy1r71zck.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 10:52:54 AM

A breach of the PS language code?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 23, 2014, 11:08:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 09:29:14 AM

...

That's a cat man...We need some gender balance here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 11:12:41 AM

Quote from: outin on November 23, 2014, 11:08:27 AM

That's a cat man...We need some gender balance here...

(https://www.epiccarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/norway1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 11:19:09 AM

Quote from: outin on November 23, 2014, 11:08:27 AM

That's a cat man...We need some gender balance here...

That's not a cat man, that's some loser with a bad tatt.

I'm sending the real one around...

(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090119195746/pdsh/images/3/3f/Cat-Man_8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 01:59:51 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 11:19:09 AM

That's not a cat man, that's some loser with a bad tatt.

I'm sending the real one around...

(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090119195746/pdsh/images/3/3f/Cat-Man_8.jpg)

Pffffft... They'll make comic books out of any old crap. I mean, look at this:

(https://materioptikon.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/marvel-premiere-48_p01fc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 02:52:57 PM

Yep, I knew it.  That's about it for Catwoman.  Maybe... 2-3 pics.  The rest are repeats.

And it's going to going into the strange realm... Like it is a bit.  We're going to end up with those plastic surgery people who look like cats.

 ::)

(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/063/arguecat.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 23, 2014, 03:51:31 PM

I don't think we've had ants before?

(https://files.fbstatic.com/PostImages/0/0/40bfe879-2fa2-4758-a290-e8aae4639732.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 05:49:37 PM

I did see there's a Spiderwoman and then Black Widow, extending that idea further. 

I purpose that a future direction.  We can discuss it at the next strategic planning meeting.

I believe Black Widow is current pop culture.  It's important to stay up with the times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 10:16:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2014, 02:52:57 PM

Yep, I knew it.  That's about it for Catwoman.  Maybe... 2-3 pics.  The rest are repeats.

And it's going to going into the strange realm... Like it is a bit.  We're going to end up with those plastic surgery people who look like cats.

Erm... We've already had that with your bizarre tiger man freak-show.

And no offense, but there are plenty of pictures of Anne Hathaway, and Catwoman.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 23, 2014, 10:41:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 10:16:55 PM

there are plenty of pictures of Anne Hathaway, and Catwoman.

There are also many Catwomen (?) who are not Anne Hathaway.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 10:54:44 PM

Such as Lee Meriwether.  ;D  ::)  :P

(https://www.moviepropcollectors.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/LeeMeriwether1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2014, 11:04:57 PM

This is the 'leather or whatever material that is hasn't broken in yet - stiff legged walk.'

Or it could be a 'wishing I didn't have that Taco Bell' hurried trot.

(https://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/111010/anne-hathaway-300.jpg)



Typical superhero stuff though... Is anyone not going to recognize her without the mask on?  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/uZgf8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2014, 08:53:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2014, 10:54:44 PM

Such as Lee Meriwether.  ;D  ::)  :P

(https://www.moviepropcollectors.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/LeeMeriwether1.jpg)

GEEEEZ... For an almost octogenarian, she looks pretty good. Had to google her for a second to find out who she was...

I think your post however, kind of reveals your age bracket though.    :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2014, 10:31:56 AM

I was wondering if she was still alive actually. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 24, 2014, 10:39:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 24, 2014, 10:31:56 AM

I was wondering if she was still alive actually. 

Some of us return the favour a propos you.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2014, 10:20:00 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 24, 2014, 10:39:55 AM

Some of us return the favour a propos you.  ;)

I'm not sure how to respond to that statement...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 24, 2014, 11:49:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2014, 10:20:00 PM

I'm not sure how to respond to that statement...

In Latin and iambic pentameter. That should have been obvious.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 25, 2014, 01:06:26 AM

See you suckers! On way to win. Weeeee!!

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fTT9xlgZ9CU/TR35el88pqI/AAAAAAAAuhM/oPsh7asthMY/s400/LeapfrogWTF3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2014, 02:49:56 AM

(https://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.1742000.1265297744!/image/2023588861.jpg_gen/derivatives/feature_416/2023588861.jpg)


I have still several decades left.  Probably since I started exercising.  More room for decrypted, old age illnesses that way.  Or the singularity.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 25, 2014, 04:45:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 25, 2014, 02:49:56 AM

More room for decrypted, old age illnesses that way. 

Decrypted as in decoded, or decrypted as in exhumed?

Or did you mean decrepit?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 25, 2014, 04:59:00 AM

It's sheep now? Well, why not, whatever animals you want...

(https://thecityformerlyknownasprincegeorge.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/giantcatsheep2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 25, 2014, 05:27:25 AM

You're starting to look desperate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 25, 2014, 07:51:26 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 25, 2014, 05:27:25 AM

You're starting to look desperate.

At least I didn't start the cat madness...refer to page 2...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2014, 10:29:09 AM

Quote from: outin on November 25, 2014, 04:59:00 AM

It's sheep now? Well, why not, whatever animals you want...

(https://thecityformerlyknownasprincegeorge.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/giantcatsheep2.jpg)

That's boring... Here's a pony.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/WelshPonySectionA.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 25, 2014, 11:18:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2014, 10:29:09 AM

That's boring... Here's a pony.

Seems there's all kind of graziness going on in this world...People have way too much time in their hands...

(https://www.yayomg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/yayomg-cats-wearing-my-little-pony-hair.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2014, 12:52:23 PM

Decrepit.

(https://cuteanimalsonline.com/img/its-my-real-life-cakeday-so-heres-a-picture-of-my-cat-as-a-grumpy-unicorn.jpeg)

Nope.  Doesn't look stupid at all.  Haha.



(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-be-a-unicorn-cat-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2014, 10:20:40 PM

I thought I would give in to peer pressure and and post a picture of a cat... -erpillar

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NyN1z1bq7ZM/UA72gN_4L5I/AAAAAAAAAuU/UsWtAb0Mnwg/s1600/webIMG_1173+1200px+a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on November 26, 2014, 02:43:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 01:44:17 AM

Any chance we can change that to -∞   ???

Actually... how's this for a change...

(https://media.comicbook.com/uploads1/2014/11/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-movie-hd-wallpaper-1920x1200-4729-111808.jpg)

HUBBA HUBBA!!!    ;D

Kind of a shame that catwoman has pushed the Mermaids in to the shadow:

(https://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16500000/Mermaid-Of-The-lighthouse-mermaids-16575272-289-500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 26, 2014, 05:49:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2014, 10:20:40 PM

I thought I would give in to peer pressure and and post a picture of a cat... -erpillar

(https://images.nitrosell.com/product_images/11/2693/Dipel%20Caterpillar%20Killer%2050g.jpg)

You'll thank me someday.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 26, 2014, 05:58:19 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 26, 2014, 02:43:50 AM

Kind of a shame that catwoman has pushed the Mermaids in to the shadow

True...

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/011/0/5151944/il_340x270.448518580_citi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 26, 2014, 06:00:37 AM

But sometimes things get a bit overdone  ::)

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NQ1ymY-Lo2s/SunVYkbUC2I/AAAAAAAAATM/MPJlTQWpanQ/s320/5567990e-b85b-2fb1-6c5d-b835977cd5f8_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2014, 11:45:30 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on November 26, 2014, 02:43:50 AM

Kind of a shame that catwoman has pushed the Mermaids in to the shadow:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JKrWcfOymEI/UvXw95R6-HI/AAAAAAAAAIc/hhyNEwjSNxg/s1600/Screen+shot+2013-01-15+at+12.53.05+AM.png)

Lets see... To either look at the above... or the below...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 01:44:17 AM

(https://media.comicbook.com/uploads1/2014/11/catwoman-the-dark-knight-rises-movie-hd-wallpaper-1920x1200-4729-111808.jpg)

WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2014, 12:21:17 PM

Haha... Hey, now.  These aren't objects.  I don't think we should be 'choosing' anyone here. 

For that would be wrong.  ::)


Catwoman would be wearing these to read through this post.

(https://cdn.overstock.com/img/mxc/091015_top-5-boots.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2014, 01:30:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 26, 2014, 12:21:17 PM

Catwoman would be wearing these to read through this post.

(https://cdn.overstock.com/img/mxc/091015_top-5-boots.jpg)

You never know - Batman might wear them from time to time in his Manor when Alfred isn't around.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 01:45:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2014, 01:30:17 PM

You never know - Batman might wear them from time to time in his Manor when Alfred isn't around.

 ;D

It seems Alfred doesn't have to be out....

(https://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m27/victoria_wayne/drag/batman266_2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 27, 2014, 04:47:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2014, 06:45:18 AM

No... BAD BOB. Go back to your previous line of thinking...

In case you're still undecided...

(https://the-suit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anne_hathaway_catwoman.jpg)

Hey, look at that.  She's wearing high heels too.

I seriously did not notice that before.  Haha.  I googled Batman in heels and then wondered what Catwoman had on. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 05:35:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 27, 2014, 04:47:21 AM

I seriously did not notice that before. 

Here, you must have lost these....

(https://cf.ltkcdn.net/sunglasses/images/slide/47201-280x280-Eye-Bobs-Board-Stiff-Classic-Rounds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 27, 2014, 05:45:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 05:35:13 AM

Here, you must have lost these....

(https://cf.ltkcdn.net/sunglasses/images/slide/47201-280x280-Eye-Bobs-Board-Stiff-Classic-Rounds.jpg)

Or someone stole them?

(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/27500000/Cats-wearing-glasses-cats-27565172-500-311.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 05:59:53 AM

Sigh. Another nice new page ruined.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 27, 2014, 06:23:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 05:59:53 AM

Sigh. Another nice new page ruined.  ::)

You're welcome to abandon this thread :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2014, 09:53:33 AM

Here you go J_Menz - This will help you get started.    :)

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/173/119/abandonthreadbirds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 10:32:03 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/fHR06XW.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 28, 2014, 03:53:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 27, 2014, 10:32:03 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/fHR06XW.gif)

I don't get your nope ...  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 04:37:11 AM

Quote from: outin on November 28, 2014, 03:53:02 AM

I don't get your nope ...  :P

Like posts in this thread are supposed to have a point.  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 28, 2014, 05:09:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 04:37:11 AM

Like posts in this thread are supposed to have a point.  :o

(https://t1.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/07/05/20/400_F_7052008_CMMkmGmEP4b1ffNLPkEFVBtGyfLLzyy2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 05:44:01 AM

So that's where it went. I hate being pointless.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 28, 2014, 05:55:00 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 05:44:01 AM

So that's where it went. I hate being pointless.  >:(

Better pointless than dull maybe?

(https://noahfineart.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 06:11:00 AM

Quote from: outin on November 28, 2014, 05:55:00 AM

Better pointless than dull maybe?

I wouldn't know. I use...

(https://www.sportsterspecialty.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/n/e/neverdull.jpg)

Grudgingly, given the appalling spelling.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 28, 2014, 06:15:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 06:11:00 AM

Grudgingly, given the appalling spelling.

How nice that you pointed it out yourself...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 10:37:32 AM

Quote from: outin on November 28, 2014, 06:15:53 AM

How nice that you pointed it out yourself...

From anyone else it would just have been downright rude.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2014, 02:04:25 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 10:37:32 AM

From anyone else it would just have been downright rude.

Cool... Now...

(https://site.kissandmakeupny.com/img_titles/kiss.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 10:28:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2014, 02:04:25 PM

(https://site.kissandmakeupny.com/img_titles/kiss.jpg)

Well, they used a lot of it....


(https://rockchoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Kiss-2004-300x279.jpg)

Seems somewhat off topic, but I don't retract from my observation above in that regard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2014, 12:21:11 PM

Quote from: j_menz on November 28, 2014, 10:28:09 PM

Well, they used a lot of it....

(https://rockchoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Kiss-2004-300x279.jpg)

Seems somewhat off topic, but I don't retract from my observation above in that regard.

Sadly enough, I don't think I've really ever heard KISS's music. Are they good???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 29, 2014, 05:30:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2014, 12:21:11 PM

Sadly enough, I don't think I've really ever heard KISS's music. Are they good???

Not really...at least not if you prefer heavier stuff...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 29, 2014, 10:34:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2014, 12:21:11 PM

Sadly enough, I don't think I've really ever heard KISS's music. Are they good???

Not really an expert on "metal" (though enough to know using that term in respect of KISS would infuriate most metalheads), it seems to me that the ridiculousness of the outfit tends to be inversely proportional to the quality of the music.

Still, they've been around since the fall of the Carthaginian Empire, so who am I to criticise.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2014, 12:56:06 AM

Quote from: j_menz on November 29, 2014, 10:34:30 PM

...it seems to me that the ridiculousness of the outfit tends to be inversely proportional to the quality of the music.

Mmm... then I guess I should stay away from these guys then???

(https://www.supermusic.sk/obrazky/2598918_xysx.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 30, 2014, 01:06:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2014, 12:56:06 AM

I guess I should stay away from these guys then???

If you need anyone's advice on that, you're going to have trouble getting insurance.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2014, 02:02:24 AM

Well this thread has gotten weird since I was away.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 30, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 30, 2014, 02:02:24 AM

Well this thread has gotten weird since I was away.

Nah. It's always weirder when you're here.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2014, 02:20:28 AM

You knew I'd say that.  Unless you forgot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2014, 03:24:35 AM

This thread has gotten weird since the first day it was interrupted by BOB:

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2014, 02:04:41 AM

*Bob eyes the synapses and wonders about upgrading his own brain with them.*

(https://wayofthemoneysaver.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/suspicious-fry.jpg)

Brains....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2014, 05:26:18 AM

I'm still working on the upgrade.  I should have a thicker myelin sheath by now.  But what the heck?  Why not push the limit, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 30, 2014, 07:42:53 AM

Ever heard of neko montaaju?
I had not either...before today...  :o

(https://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cats-cartoon-eyes-7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on November 30, 2014, 10:09:01 AM

Quote from: outin on November 30, 2014, 07:42:53 AM

Ever heard of neko montaaju?
I had not either...before today...  :o

There's a whole lot of the internet you really shouldn't be allowed near.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2014, 12:30:05 PM

There's a whole lot internet I'm not sure existed...

Makes me afraid to find out what else is out there...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2014, 02:49:55 PM

I'm more of a Maro fan.  Or Maru.  Whatever his name is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 30, 2014, 05:18:10 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 30, 2014, 02:49:55 PM

I'm more of a Maro fan.  Or Maru.  Whatever his name is.

This one?

(https://static.tumblr.com/8z6r0du/Yekm36mmy/just_maro_logo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2014, 11:34:24 PM

Nope.  This one...

I found this internet cat video festival going on here, if anyone's interested... ::)
https://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/animal-planet-presents/videos/maru-sliding-into-boxes.htm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 01, 2014, 12:08:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 30, 2014, 11:34:24 PM

I found this internet cat video festival going on here, if anyone's interested... ::)
https://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/animal-planet-presents/videos/maru-sliding-into-boxes.htm

Oh...cats and boxes...seems rather boring to me... ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2014, 12:14:44 AM

It has to be in slow motion.

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/825/77/77825/1417351748-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 01, 2014, 12:30:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2014, 12:14:44 AM

It has to be

It really doesn't.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 01, 2014, 05:05:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2014, 12:14:44 AM

It has to be in slow motion.

But this is much more interesting...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 01, 2014, 05:27:51 AM

Quote from: outin on December 01, 2014, 05:05:56 AM

But this is much more interesting...

Almost up there with....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2014, 12:21:39 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 30, 2014, 11:34:24 PM

Nope.  This one...

SERIOUSLY??? WE ALMOST FRICKIN' MADE IT THROUGH ONE BLOODY PAGE OF POSTS WITHOUT THE WORD CAT BEING MENTIONED!!!

DAMNIT BOB... I HATE YOU!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2014, 12:51:19 PM

I believe Outin ruined it on the second post of this page. 

Besides, how can you resist the cute, widdle, fat Maru, jumping into boxes....?   Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2014, 01:05:12 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2014, 12:51:19 PM

Besides, how can you resist the cute, widdle, fat Maru, jumping into boxes....?   Haha.

Easy... I find it dumb that people feel so chuffed watching a stupid fluffed up hairball with whiskers.

There is way too many videos on the internet about cats and I'm amazed that people feel the need to record them, and share them as if somehow they have the cure to depression stored inside a 1 foot tabby.

That's just me. I'm not easily impressed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 01, 2014, 10:34:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2014, 01:05:12 PM

That's just me.

Nope. (https://www.chowmember.com/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 02, 2014, 04:15:43 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 01, 2014, 05:27:51 AM

Almost up there with....

Great, thanks! What did you think about that interesting turn of events in the last part?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 02, 2014, 05:18:29 AM

Quote from: outin on December 02, 2014, 04:15:43 AM

Great, thanks! What did you think about that interesting turn of events in the last part?

I thought it added a quite unnecessary element of excitement and would have been better without it. Surely they could have edited her out!  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 02, 2014, 05:22:09 AM

How do we know if the paint is actually dry?  This could be just the first segment of a larger series.  Or it could be edited and we don't notice it.  What if it's ten hours sped up into ten minutes?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 02, 2014, 05:28:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 02, 2014, 05:18:29 AM

I thought it added a quite unnecessary element of excitement and would have been better without it. Surely they could have edited her out!  >:(

So you actually watched it?  :o
Now I had to do it too   :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 02, 2014, 05:36:07 AM

Quote from: outin on December 02, 2014, 05:28:17 AM

So you actually watched it?  :o

It's great mental preparation for the upcoming cricket season.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 02, 2014, 12:37:11 PM

*Bob pictures an epic trilogy version, directed by Peter Jackson.*



















*...with a cave troll at the end?*  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 12:25:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 02, 2014, 12:37:11 PM

*Bob pictures an epic trilogy version, directed by Peter Jackson.*

Bob really need to leave the house more often.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2014, 12:46:19 AM

I would but... It's really hard to tell exactly when the paint is dry.  What is dry?   Where does the "paint" really end?  Can you really tell if the paint is dry just by touching the wall?  What is touch?  Which all means I'm not done yet.

It's good we've got videos of the paint drying.  Now we can back and review the tape in case anything went wrong.  Even if things go well, you can always get more out of some review and analysis.  You miss out on learning new things when everything goes well.  So... Better go back and view that youtube clip multiple times to get the maximum impact.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 12:50:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 03, 2014, 12:46:19 AM

So... Better go back and view that youtube clip multiple times to get the maximum impact.

You do that. The paint will be dry when your meds start working again.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2014, 01:15:17 AM

The current med is caffeine.  I can feel it working....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 01:25:37 AM

(https://www.printo.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/228x228/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/f/u/funny-t-shirt-caffeine-navy1.jpg)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......


(https://media.ifunny.com/results/2013/10/13/p4jxvnrigm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2014, 01:28:37 AM

New page.  Woo hoo.  :P

Technically... This doesn't count, but also doesn't meet the quota.

(https://cdn2.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hello-kitty-dog4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2014, 01:37:40 AM

How about this?  Does this count for anything?

(https://images.gmanews.tv/v3/webpics/v3/2014/01/2014_01_15_17_16_22.jpg)

55 million years early I think. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:04:46 AM

I have decided not to post any pictures of animals on this page...and I will still win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 05:12:12 AM

Quote from: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:04:46 AM

I have decided not to post any pictures of animals on this page

(https://www.filatelialopez.com/images/finland10euchydenius03.jpg)

... says you'll weaken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:20:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 05:12:12 AM

... says you'll weaken.

Nope!

It's about coins now? There are plenty that are safe to post...
(https://www.peterstrich.com.au/oz_coins/new_issues/ram_2008/200850cCuNiUNCAustraliaIIREV_medium_2.jpg)

Now that's not a turtle under the boat is it?  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 05:31:56 AM

Quote from: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:20:18 AM

Now that's not a turtle under the boat is it?  :-\

No. It's a winged keel.

Must say I'm somewhat startled to find we did a commemorative coin for the 25th anniversary of that - must have been a very slow year!  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:42:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 05:31:56 AM

No. It's a winged keel.

So I didn't eat my word  8)
Not that it would really matter, since they are quite tasty and I'll win anyway :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2014, 05:47:54 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/QaDYezp.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 05:48:18 AM

Quote from: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:42:07 AM

So I didn't eat my word  8)
Not that it would really matter, since they are quite tasty

Not when baked into...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4ZW8gyWs5Sc/TTaRzCb6g7I/AAAAAAAABJE/ZcU4maF44Ps/s400/humble%2Bpie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2014, 09:57:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 05:12:12 AM

(https://www.filatelialopez.com/images/finland10euchydenius03.jpg)

... says you'll weaken.

How much is this worth???

(https://blog.newegg.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/bitcoin-logo-3d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 10:25:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2014, 09:57:12 AM

How much is this worth???

304 Euros at time of writing. 

Is your google broken? Or are you just completely out of touch?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2014, 02:09:25 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 10:25:19 AM

304 Euros at time of writing. 

Is your google broken? Or are you just completely out of touch?

Google is broken...

(https://www.eseyo.com/images/broken-google-500.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 09:48:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2014, 02:09:25 PM

Google is broken...

(https://www.volleyball-bundesliga.de/SamsDvl/images/tumbeasts/500.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2014, 10:21:19 PM

Could be worse... They could have...

(https://www.simplysyndicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Over9000.jpg)







... errors.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 03, 2014, 11:09:52 PM

Or errors in their errors.....


(https://media02.hongkiat.com/funny_error_messages/error-displaying-previous-error-funny-error-messages.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2014, 04:38:00 AM

(https://images.techtree.com.s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com/ttimages/story/111306_noerror.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 04:55:27 AM

Leonid Brezhnev wrote software?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2014, 05:18:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 04:55:27 AM

Leonid Brezhnev wrote software?  :o

Yes, when he wasn't busy with other things...

(https://bobrow.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/brezhnev_kissinger.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 05:26:59 AM

Quote from: outin on December 03, 2014, 05:04:46 AM

I have decided not to post any pictures of animals on this page...and I will still win!

Ahem!  People aren't animals?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2014, 05:37:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 05:26:59 AM

Ahem!  People aren't animals?

Since we never established a common definition for an animal for this thread, I decided to be more lenient.

Besides...mmm....tasty :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 05:42:55 AM

Quote from: outin on December 04, 2014, 05:37:02 AM

Since we never established a common definition for an animal for this thread, I decided to be more lenient.

On yourself? How generous of you.

Quote from: outin on December 04, 2014, 05:37:02 AM

Besides...mmm....tasty :)

I suspect even hardened cannibals would go vegetarian rather than tackle either Brezhnev or Kissinger - waaay to tough and stringy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2014, 06:13:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 05:42:55 AM

On yourself? How generous of you.

I suspect even hardened cannibals would go vegetarian rather than tackle either Brezhnev or Kissinger - waaay to tough and stringy.

Your memory weakening already? ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 06:43:01 AM

Quote from: outin on December 04, 2014, 06:13:57 AM

Your memory weakening already? ::)

Only as to what you might be referencing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2014, 10:08:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 06:43:01 AM

Only as to what you might be referencing.

Oh, sorry, maybe it's not your memory after all ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 10:12:58 AM

Quote from: outin on December 04, 2014, 10:08:57 AM

;)

You had me up to here. What am I missing? Grrrrr!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2014, 11:25:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 10:12:58 AM

You had me up to here. What am I missing? Grrrrr!

(https://d12rkrm9wnppc5.cloudfront.net/production/paperclip/pieces/pics/1880/6007b7f2bba533604b0e3a2fc8f455f9/medium/you-missed-something-good.jpg)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2014, 12:31:26 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 04, 2014, 10:12:58 AM

You had me up to here.

Up to where eaxctly?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2014, 12:48:12 PM

(https://cats-favorite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat16.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2014, 02:21:19 PM

Okay... if we're posting random pictures... here is a random picture.

(https://www.random.org/analysis/randbitmap-rdo.png)(https://www.random.org/analysis/randbitmap-rdo.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 04, 2014, 02:41:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2014, 02:21:19 PM

Okay... if we're posting random pictures... here is a random picture.

(https://www.random.org/analysis/randbitmap-rdo.png)(https://www.random.org/analysis/randbitmap-rdo.png)

it's better in HD
(https://www.dcrblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tv-snow.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2014, 03:43:34 AM

(https://cats-favorite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/findcat14.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2014, 03:45:34 AM

(https://cats-favorite.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/findthecat11.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 05, 2014, 04:44:46 AM

So Bob has taken on the task of posting cat pictures  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 05, 2014, 05:39:06 AM

Quote from: outin on December 05, 2014, 04:44:46 AM

So Bob has taken on the task of posting cat pictures  ::)

Not so much a "taken on the task" as caught the disease.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2014, 12:08:58 PM

Shh....

(https://cats-favorite.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat160312.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2014, 01:52:11 PM

Pffft... Let's take it up a notch.

(https://s29.postimg.org/tqjqw5gon/url.jpg)

To all visitors, lets see who's the first to find the cat in the picture above.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2014, 03:55:26 AM

Found it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 06, 2014, 04:53:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 06, 2014, 03:55:26 AM

Found it.

Hmm..

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dLaQSLG5bj4/TvPLS4u5TsI/AAAAAAAAAH4/tVX1Gnx89EY/s320/pants-on-fire.jpg)

Is that smoke I smell?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2014, 06:04:00 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 06, 2014, 04:53:16 AM

Hmm..

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dLaQSLG5bj4/TvPLS4u5TsI/AAAAAAAAAH4/tVX1Gnx89EY/s320/pants-on-fire.jpg)

Is that smoke I smell?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/30/article-2020443-0D3651CB00000578-284_634x933.jpg)

I apologise... Apparently Spontaneous human combustion is a reality...

(https://uknowispeaksense.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/pants-on-fire.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 06, 2014, 06:09:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2014, 06:04:00 AM

I apologise... Apparently Spontaneous human combustion is a reality...

And sometimes it takes accelerant and matches.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 06, 2014, 07:14:06 AM

Here's my cat of the day, cute isn't it?

(https://img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/material-handler-19427-5564775.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2014, 12:22:04 PM

Here's another...

(https://imgs.inkfrog.com/pix/UncleDearest/Big_Cat_Malt_Liquor_Zip_Top_Beer_Can-STOUT_TOP_LID.jpg)

(https://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/336/5/f/homer_simpson_iphone_wallpaper_by_fouad_z-d343d9u.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2014, 01:22:10 PM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nRWVZgBLDwk/Tr6OxWQuQHI/AAAAAAAABbI/rRlJ18EJNMs/s320/Joe4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 06, 2014, 02:02:57 PM

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/first-world-problem.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 06, 2014, 03:08:30 PM

Extinct animals?

(https://www.hitachi-c-m.com/global//images/generator/company/csr/environment/14052buckefo/02.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2014, 06:02:37 PM

(https://www.catsthemusical.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/2010/09/cats1.jpg)


I'm think I'm starting to get that fear of cats now.  Haha.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 01:27:47 AM

That poster is simply the reason I stay away from musicals...

They're creepy as F@#K!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:35:35 AM

What about the music?  I haven't actually seen the musical, but I've heard it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 07, 2014, 05:26:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:35:35 AM

I haven't actually seen the musical

 :o

That makes you and that hermit guy.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 05:42:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:35:35 AM

What about the music?  I haven't actually seen the musical, but I've heard it.

I haven't seen or heard the damn thing. Don't ever want to...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 07, 2014, 05:57:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 05:42:32 AM

I haven't seen or heard the damn thing. Don't ever want to...

You were the hermit guy to whom I referred.

Here:

Everyone else on the planet has suffered through it, you should too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 07:04:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 07, 2014, 05:57:04 AM

You were the hermit guy to whom I referred.

Everyone else on the planet has suffered through it, you should too.

Why should I suffer... I like the not suffering.

(https://www.wallnew.com/data/media/7/d_funny_smiles.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 07, 2014, 09:58:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 07:04:11 AM

Why should I suffer... I like the not suffering.

It's not like you have a choice. That was option A. Option B it is then.





Bawahahahahahahah.

Fetch me the comfy chair, Mellors!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 11:10:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 07, 2014, 09:58:50 AM

It's not like you have a choice. That was option A. Option B it is then.

BRING ON OPTION B THEN...

(https://www.meinlenkrad.de/public/images/allegro/K_OPTION_B.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 07, 2014, 12:30:54 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 07, 2014, 05:26:36 AM

That makes you and that hermit guy.....

And me...I have hated musicals ever since I was small...there's nothing more ridiculous than people stopping whatever they were doing and start jumping around singing...and the music always sucks too >:(

I don't hate cats though and since this is a new page...Here you are :)

(https://www.hdwallpapersinn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Smart-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 12:59:56 PM

Quote from: outin on December 07, 2014, 12:30:54 PM

I don't hate cats though and since this is a new page...Here you are :)

The musical remark aside - I still hate you for the cat picture... SO HATE YOU!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:30:01 PM

Dang.  I fell asleep.  I was going to suggest an Olinguito for the page instead of a cat.

(https://thefeaturedcreature.thefeaturedcreat.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/130815122907_olinguito_640x360_markgurney_nocredit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:35:18 PM

What about Memory?  I could see not having seen the whole musical, but you can't have missed the song.

I haven't seen the visuals.   She looks like a singing dust bunny.  That does put a different spin on it, seeing visuals, and interpreting the lyrics from a cat.  She's turning into roadkill there?  Or not...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:40:42 PM

I remember now... I heard those Cats musical performers go into the audience during the musical.... *Bob thinks perfect_pitch may have had a bad experience during a Cats musical along those lines.*  If he doesn't remember it... Well, the mind blocks out bad experiences sometimes.  That makes sense.

Yeah... I think I'd go for the music over the visual for Cats.  It's like the 70s and 80s plus ballet.... plus cats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 07, 2014, 02:16:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 12:59:56 PM

The musical remark aside - I still hate you for the cat picture... SO HATE YOU!!!

(https://wildfeministappears.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/three-reasons.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 07, 2014, 02:19:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 07, 2014, 01:35:18 PM

What about Memory?  I could see not having seen the whole musical, but you can't have missed the song.

So that's where that horrendous song is from...That's only second to the Chinese water torture... >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 11:20:27 PM

Quote from: outin on December 07, 2014, 02:16:13 PM

(https://wildfeministappears.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/three-reasons.jpg)

Mmmm - Definitely the first reason...

Yeah, reason No. 1 for sure... and for the incessant cat pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2014, 11:48:24 PM

Possibly something Freudian going on there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 08, 2014, 12:20:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 07, 2014, 11:48:24 PM

Possibly something Freudian going on there.

(https://www.disaster-area.org/weis/freudslip.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2014, 02:20:48 AM

(https://www.signs-unique.co.uk/ekmps/shops/autounique/images/time-spent-with-cats-is-never-wasted-sigmund-freud-funny-fridge-magnet-ep--9689-p.jpg)


If that's true....  ::)



https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
"Frequently attributed to Freud, but there is no evidence Freud ever said it."


What would he have meant?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2014, 02:44:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 08, 2014, 02:20:48 AM

What would he have meant?

I am pretty sure he didn't mean the musical...

Cat's have no problem with acting on their oedipus complex, so maybe he thought we could learn something from them? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2014, 02:51:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2014, 11:20:27 PM

Mmmm - Definitely the first reason...

Then I am happy for you...because it's not good to hate yourself and being me is unfortunately not available at the moment.

Happy indeed...
(https://nextlol.com/images/721-i-dance-cause-im-happy-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2014, 02:59:14 AM

I was thinking that was some strange advertising for a musical, even before it was composed.  



Maybe we should start posting something else on each page instead of a cat.  ::)







                                                                                                                     (https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100506060147/southpark/images/thumb/e/ec/CartmanGetsanAnalProbe23.png/500px-CartmanGetsanAnalProbe23.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2014, 03:04:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 08, 2014, 02:59:14 AM

Maybe we should start posting something else on each page instead of a cat.  ::)

Like tiny aliens?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2014, 03:28:04 AM

Quota is met for this page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2014, 04:02:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 08, 2014, 02:20:48 AM

(https://www.signs-unique.co.uk/ekmps/shops/autounique/images/time-spent-with-cats-is-never-wasted-sigmund-freud-funny-fridge-magnet-ep--9689-p.jpg)

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud
"Frequently attributed to Freud, but there is no evidence Freud ever said it."

That's it... I do not believe Freud said that. I mean, it's just as bogus as...

(https://new4.fjcdn.com/comments/3161307+_e840396e4d472913c8d6d64ca7558f2c.png)

Same with this pillock...

https://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 08, 2014, 05:34:53 AM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/02/eb/0f/02eb0f7422d2b8e01aee4f5692abf76a.jpg)

At least in a parallel universe somewhere.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2014, 12:01:35 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 08, 2014, 05:34:53 AM

At least in a parallel universe somewhere.

I like the idea of Parallel universes... It's comforting to know that somewhere in the cosmos could be another me, very much like myself...

Except that Nicki Minaj, Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber and One Direction have already offed themselves from drug use before they ever got popular.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2014, 12:12:58 PM

Could be a multiverse.... where everything is possible and everything happens.

And in one of those other universes... There's a perfect_pitch who loves cats.  Haha.  In fact there would be an infinite variety of perfect_pitches who love cats.  We just happened to be in the universe where he doesn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2014, 12:21:01 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 08, 2014, 12:12:58 PM

Could be a multiverse.... where everything is possible and everything happens.

And in one of those other universes... There's a perfect_pitch who loves cats.  Haha.  In fact there would be an infinite variety of perfect_pitches who love cats.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/no-just-no-2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2014, 11:57:37 PM

I don't understand.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 08, 2014, 11:58:28 PM

I rather like the universe where Perfect_pitch is Justin Bieber.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2014, 12:50:47 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 08, 2014, 11:58:28 PM

I rather like the universe where Perfect_pitch is Justin Bieber.

Again - not possible. Just wouldn't happen. I wouldn't ever get into the singing business.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2014, 05:44:59 PM

But it's already happened.  The multiverse is infinite.  Therefore, perfect_pitch has already had  singing career... an infinite number of times.  And will have a singing career in the future... an infinite number of times.  So have I, and so has/will everyone else. 

*Bob wonders if he could take a out a loan from some of his other selves.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2014, 10:20:43 PM

Damn Multiverses...

Althought I don't think the Multiverse is infinite - because if there was, in one multiverse there would be a universe with me, who is capable of traveling to other multiverses. Since I haven't ever met another me from another universe - I think we can shoot down the multiverse theory.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 09, 2014, 10:33:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2014, 10:20:43 PM

Althought I don't think the Multiverse is infinite - because if there was, in one multiverse there would be a universe with me, who is capable of traveling to other multiverses. Since I haven't ever met another me from another universe - I think we can shoot down the multiverse theory.

Perhaps there are just so many universes with far more interesting perfect_pitches that he's just not gotten around to your one yet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2014, 11:43:33 PM

This could be the universe where you never meet yourself.

Or... You did actually meet yourself but weren't aware of it.  Or you blocked it out.

Maybe you're a cat in another universe.  Hence, the revolution towards cats.  There could be some kind of time paradox if come in contact with another version of yourself perhaps.  Uh oh... It's infinite, so that's happened too.  Dang. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 10, 2014, 12:47:55 AM

Lol ( mantis for "I win")
(https://i.imgur.com/mvdch.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 01:25:10 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 10, 2014, 12:47:55 AM

mantis for "I win"

Until you get your head bitten off, that is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2014, 04:35:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 01:25:10 AM

Until you get your head bitten off, that is.

Didn't bother to post a picture? What's up with you, getting lazy?  ::)

(https://img.mota.ru/upload/wallpapers/2009/07/15/11/02/3518/animals_570-preview.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 04:49:26 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2014, 04:35:39 AM

getting lazy?  ::)

That's a journey that was completed years ago.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2014, 04:54:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 04:49:26 AM

That's a journey that was completed years ago.  ::)

Of course, how silly of me...

But are you also losing your critical eye maybe? You do realize that I didn't do a very good job covering for you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 05:11:35 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2014, 04:54:59 AM

But are you also losing your critical eye maybe? You do realize that I didn't do a very good job covering for you?

I can tell a mantis from a cicada, yes.

Perhaps I'm finally developing niceness?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2014, 05:16:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 05:11:35 AM

I can tell a mantis from a cicada, yes.

Perhaps I'm finally developing niceness?

Or I have been transferred to an alternative universe during my sleep  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 05:21:20 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2014, 05:16:25 AM

Or I have been transferred to an alternative universe during my sleep  :o

Don't worry. It happened once before and I recovered.

And, if you're in the universe where perfect_pitch is a cat, bring back a picture!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2014, 05:25:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 05:21:20 AM

And, if you're in the universe where perfect_pitch is a cat, bring back a picture!

I'm still not sure...I did stumble into this...

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/47/47153164cd4c8df5f13087a49b0f893799a4cb2bf42a686938d0a6e172551a30.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 05:34:04 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2014, 05:25:59 AM

I'm still not sure...I did stumble into this...

You lost my confidence in it being him with the cigarette.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2014, 05:39:29 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 05:34:04 AM

You lost my confidence in it being him with the cigarette.

I guess you know him better than I do...now what's that thing sticking out the imposter's a**?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2014, 09:08:26 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2014, 05:25:59 AM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/47/47153164cd4c8df5f13087a49b0f893799a4cb2bf42a686938d0a6e172551a30.jpg)

Well... on the other hand - I guess I would be the only person to pass the course.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 10, 2014, 10:26:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2014, 09:08:26 AM

I disappear for a few hours to go to work,

The internet doesn't stop just because you have other plans.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2014, 06:58:12 AM

Animals generally don't like it when you sneak up with a pair of headphones or earbuds.  I haven't found one yet that understands they could listen to music that way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 09:48:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 11, 2014, 06:58:12 AM

Animals generally don't like it when you sneak up with a pair of headphones or earbuds.  I haven't found one yet that understands they could listen to music that way.

Have you tried them all??? Since you like cats, you should sneak up on this little fella and see if he likes wearing headphones...

(https://www.favhdwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/angry-cheetah-1024x819.jpg)

I'm sure nothing will go wrong - TRY IT!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 11, 2014, 10:28:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 09:48:59 AM

you should sneak up on this little fella and see if he likes wearing headphones...

Not so sure about that, but apparently some headphones quite like wearing him.

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/68/da/8968daa2a7c88e128891e24ebd4c929c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 12:57:37 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 11, 2014, 10:28:56 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/68/da/8968daa2a7c88e128891e24ebd4c929c.jpg)

I'm sorry, but it's amazing to think that you Googled 'Leopard print headphones'... Google will one day use this information against you.

Just you wait.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2014, 01:04:22 PM

*Bob mind is blown.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 10:11:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 11, 2014, 01:04:22 PM

*Bob mind is blown.*

Grammar FAIL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 11, 2014, 10:28:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 12:57:37 PM

I'm sorry, but it's amazing to think that you Googled 'Leopard print headphones'...

They're Cheetah print, not Leopard. Don't you remember your own post?  ::)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 12:57:37 PM

Google will one day use this information against you.

Given the oddities I search for, just in this thread, google already has a special task force set up to improve their algorithms.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2014, 11:45:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2014, 10:11:09 PM

Grammar FAIL!!!

What you mean?

(That's probably politically incorrect or could be taken that way... haha.)





Whoa... Check it out.   *Bob has create a wormhole using the gravity from the recent locked/blackhole thread in the forum.*
(https://static6.businessinsider.com/image/545a86dfeab8ea913a8b456d-1200-750/screen%20shot%202014-11-05%20at%203.20.59%20pm.png)


Careful.  If you post too close to it, this thread might get sucked in (locked) too.





Dang.  Doesn't work.  That would be cool to take the wormhole image above and make that a link.  I don't think it works here.

I tried this...   I wonder if there's a way to do this still in PS land....

<a href="https://www.w3schools.com">
<img src="smiley.gif" alt="Go to W3Schools!" width="42" height="42" border="0">
</a>
www.google.com (https://www.google.com)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 12:22:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 11, 2014, 11:45:29 PM

I wonder if there's a way to do this still in PS land....

(https://spearmarketing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/this-way-sign.jpg) (https://www.google.com)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 12, 2014, 12:28:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 12:22:18 AM

(https://spearmarketing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/this-way-sign.jpg) (https://www.google.com)

id stay away from there for a while the weather report said that cat laser is back
(https://cdn.lolbrary.com/2013/12/9/lolbrary.com_2532_1386603548.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 01:05:10 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 12, 2014, 12:28:07 AM

id stay away from there for a while the weather report said that cat laser is back

Laser cats are weather?  ::)

And you lose a life for the first cat pic on the page.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2014, 01:53:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 12:22:18 AM

[  url=https://www.google.com][  img]https://spearmarketing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/this-way-sign.jpg[  /img][  /url]

Well that was easy.  Cool....


(https://static6.businessinsider.com/image/545a86dfeab8ea913a8b456d-1200-750/screen%20shot%202014-11-05%20at%203.20.59%20pm.png) (https://www.pianoworld.com/forum/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 01:58:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 12, 2014, 01:53:11 AM

Well that was easy.  Cool....

Oh. You owe me $1.12 every time you use it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2014, 02:51:48 AM

I think I came up with that on my own.  At least that's how I remember it.

If you're the future me though, then I'd just pay myself.  The trick could be how much interest that would generate between our points on the timeline.  However... We both know the interest rate it squat, so that's still just a $1.12.  Plus we'd have to factor in inflation and whether that's  US or Australian dollar and what that means in the future... And you know how my/our luck is.  You're going to end up owing me money.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 05:53:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 12, 2014, 02:51:48 AM

If you're the future me though, then I'd just pay myself.  The trick could be how much interest that would generate between our points on the timeline.  However... We both know the interest rate it squat, so that's still just a $1.12.  Plus we'd have to factor in inflation and whether that's  US or Australian dollar and what that means in the future... And you know how my/our luck is.  You're going to end up owing me money.

You're assuming you have enough time left for your "luck" to kick in.

Not that I'm saying you don't, but well......

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2014, 06:21:10 AM

Depends what kind of luck.   I usually don't have $1.12 type of luck.  And I don't have gigantic luck.... I'd say somehow skipping ahead in a timeline would go above gigantic luck (which would be on the order of winning the lottery).  My kind of luck is on the job/career level or "the day you miss that class it happens to be cancelled" type of luck.

Quote from: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 05:53:47 AM

Your assuming you have enough time left for your "luck" to kick in.

Not that I'm saying you don't, but well......

$1/grammar offense plus "Bob tax" of 12 cents.  I'll accept payment on behalf of everyone.  And now we're even.  Don't let it happen again.  You know we don't make mistakes like that.  Unless you're extremely tired... So I guess that pattern hasn't changed.  Still -- You know who's watching for that type of mistake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 06:47:25 AM

Apparently just a ripple in the space-time continuum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2014, 12:38:33 PM

Now if you pay me, I can invest that.  You could even tell me what to invest in.  Boom!  Instantly more money on your end... which could then be reinvested...


Except that creates a time paradox and possibly rips the fabric of time, resulting in the destruction of the whole universe, but... Might be worth a try.  Plus, there are other universes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 12, 2014, 11:35:28 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 12, 2014, 12:38:33 PM

Might be worth a try.  Plus, there are other universes.

Clearly you haven't looked into inter-universe bank transfer fees.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2014, 02:23:36 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 12, 2014, 12:28:07 AM

id stay away from there for a while the weather report said that cat laser is back
(https://cdn.lolbrary.com/2013/12/9/lolbrary.com_2532_1386603548.gif)

SERIOUSLY... Who the F#$K comes up with these memes??? I wonder if there are a team of uni students high on Acid who create all these things???

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Post by: Bob on December 13, 2014, 02:56:33 AM

That seems to be a trend.  I've seen ones with video game characters popping into scene, causing havoc like that.  Someone decided to pick a cat with laser eyes.  I guess I'm not too impressed with that one.

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Post by: j_menz on December 13, 2014, 04:39:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2014, 02:23:36 AM

I wonder if there are a team of uni students high on Acid who create all these things???

Who you calling uni students?   >:(


(https://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/careerbuilder-chimps.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on December 13, 2014, 04:44:58 AM

I remember someone referring to Julliard students a certain way... trained chimps.  Haha.  Not those ones though.  They're outside the practice room.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2014, 06:09:46 AM

Just when you thought the world of piano couldn't get any sad... You find a video like THIS:

Seriously - it's like the worlds worst minimalist piece (after John Cage's 4'33" crap).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 13, 2014, 06:16:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2014, 06:09:46 AM

Seriously - it's like the worlds worst minimalist piece

Somehow, I think you've rather missed the point.  ::)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2014, 08:05:47 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 13, 2014, 06:16:29 AM

Somehow, I think you've rather missed the point.  ::)

I'm sorry - I just meant to compare 4'33 to CRAP!!! That's all... I personally couldn't care about minimalism or your point.

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Post by: outin on December 13, 2014, 09:16:12 AM

(https://www.hobbyfarms.com/images/are-you-lost.jpg)

See how nice I have become? No cats for you today!  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 13, 2014, 10:20:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2014, 08:05:47 AM

I'm sorry - I just meant to compare 4'33 to CRAP!!! That's all... I personally couldn't care about minimalism or your point.

Perhaps you should look into the works of Erwin Schulhoff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2014, 02:42:39 PM

How do they measure that accurately? 

It's like the opposite of those pieces that still being performed very, very slowly.  Like the notes change every ten years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2014, 02:52:32 PM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ld8teXqi--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bkpewodw0htjzsxhwjii.gif)

I don't think we've had a flying whale on the forum before.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2014, 04:20:01 PM

Now that we've breached the cat barrier on this page...  ::)

Its perfect_pitchs worst nightmare, except for the green stuff at the end.

Also explains why there are so many cats.


Looks like there are a few more here if anyone's interested.  All episode 1.  Haha.

videos


Epic isn't enough.  Super epic...   ::)  How epic epic?  Or epic to the epicness?  Epic to an epic degree?   *Bobs in favor of the original meaning of epic.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 13, 2014, 09:59:14 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2014, 04:20:01 PM

 *Bobs in favor of the original meaning of epic.*

Though apparently not equally in favour of apostrophes.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2014, 10:04:36 PM

'

Something's under my ' and enter key.  It's a lot of work to press them down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 14, 2014, 12:03:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2014, 10:04:36 PM

It's a lot of work to press them down.

That would be a lot more convincing had you not started umpteen thousand threads on getting fitter.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2014, 01:26:40 AM

It's pinkie strength.  I could get a more muscular pinkie.  That's useful for piano.  It's all about finger strength after all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2014, 01:30:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2014, 02:52:32 PM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Ld8teXqi--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bkpewodw0htjzsxhwjii.gif)

I don't think we've had a flying whale on the forum before.

Bugger it - if you guys are posting pictures of flying whales - then here's an alien.

(https://www.fxguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/o_pfn_067_015_v051_screen_grab_tiff_v001_0055R.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 14, 2014, 05:28:36 AM

(https://a54.idata.over-blog.com/0/03/08/54/flyingpenguin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2014, 06:37:07 AM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4332443/flying-penguins-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 14, 2014, 06:51:46 AM

Don't be silly.  Penguins only fly like this...

(https://www.toonpool.com/user/589/files/flying_penguin_2072615.jpg)

Though that martini looks a bit dodgy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2014, 03:02:07 PM

That alien's missing an index finger.  He's flicking us off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2014, 03:23:03 PM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2014, 07:44:10 PM

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/101/78/78101/1418384729-0.jpg)

It's the xmas goat.... I wasn't aware of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2014, 07:54:13 PM

And that was the d guinea pigs invaded the forum...

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/5A55FDBF1C1150387329882857472_39dc7bee264.1.1.9140622663400693591.mp4?versionId=fMNWnTUKkgHIM8VEk3F.6tfwvo6JyNoR

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2014, 11:29:54 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 14, 2014, 03:23:03 PM

::)

Although I didn't play it, and don't know what it's about... I can clearly say it looks like the cat in the middle with the Hello Kitty hat is contemplating suicide.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:33:45 AM

They all appear to be in the stage where they'll let a human do whatever to them.  Or they're drugged.  Or just sleepy. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2014, 12:43:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:33:45 AM

Or they're drugged...

Now there's a scary thought... Why would someone drug a party of cats??? Are the Japanese that INSANE???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 15, 2014, 12:50:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2014, 12:43:17 AM

Now there's a scary thought... Why would someone drug a party of cats??? Are the Japanese that INSANE???

You haven't watched much Japanese television, have you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:54:39 AM

Robots very possibly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2014, 04:27:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:54:39 AM

Robots very possibly.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TfuS2XjP8ug/TwMUm9Usy-I/AAAAAAAAP8k/ovEaRNz8V9Q/s1600/cat%2Brobot.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 15, 2014, 05:24:09 AM

Good Grief. You've forced me to join..

(https://www.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/campaign.to_.stop_.killer.robots.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2014, 05:55:20 AM

(https://fc00.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/168/4/f/Terminator_Kitty_by_Miscreator.jpg)

(https://www.blogilvy.nl/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/termcat.exmns5nmydc04ooo00ksw08ss.ay1x6bdb83cw404s4s4gsg0wk.th.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2014, 05:56:42 AM

Except those birthday cat are in a drugged state....

Almost...

cat-atonic, wouldn't you say?   ;D :o ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 15, 2014, 06:32:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2014, 05:56:42 AM

cat-atonic, wouldn't you say?  

Not if I had any self respect.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2014, 11:42:52 AM

Now we know Bob is really... David Caruso.    ;D

(https://i57.tinypic.com/20f4xsw.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:04:23 PM

*Bob is impressed.*


*And confused about why that guy is either removing or adding a second pair of sunglasses.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2014, 01:53:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:04:23 PM

*Bob is impressed.*

Why thank you... That's a really big complement coming from you.     :)

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2014, 12:04:23 PM

*And confused about why that guy is either removing or adding a second pair of sunglasses.*

The significance about David Caruso always putting his sunglasses on after a corny pun. It was also noted that because he always wears his sunglasses, the joke was that no matter what he's wearing, he'd always put on his glasses after a joke.

The fact that I have to explain this to you is most disappointing. You really haven't kept in touch with most of the meme's in the last couple of years.

Also... *what's with the asterisks???*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 16, 2014, 05:20:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2014, 01:53:55 PM

You really haven't kept in touch with most of the meme's in the last couple of years.

Since Caruso hasn't played the relevant role in two years, and the basic joke was originally made by Jim Carey in 2007, it seems you are the one behind the times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 16, 2014, 10:55:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 16, 2014, 05:20:34 AM

Since Caruso hasn't played the relevant role in two years, and the basic joke was originally made by Jim Carey in 2007, it seems you are the one behind the times.

*holds in laughter... ;)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RqwhfENTmd32w/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 16, 2014, 10:58:05 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 16, 2014, 10:55:28 AM

*holds in laughter... ;)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RqwhfENTmd32w/giphy.gif)

*still holding it....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ys1JLbwrLkkCc/giphy.gif)

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Post by: Bob on December 16, 2014, 12:44:59 PM

*Bob is slightly disturbed by that second pic.*


*Bob uses asterisks*

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57193388.jpg)

 ::)

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Post by: Bob on December 16, 2014, 12:49:09 PM

I see.  Haha.  That's cracking me up.  It's like a character tick/cliché. 

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/csi-4-pane-comics

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2014, 12:52:56 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 16, 2014, 05:20:34 AM

Since Caruso hasn't played the relevant role in two years, and the basic joke was originally made by Jim Carey in 2007, it seems you are the one behind the times.

Considering I was making fun of Bob - Why... WHY did you have to point that out??? And I am not behind the times - I use the internet and I have a good memory for times like these - when Internet memes are the life-blood of inane forum threads.

And to the visitor - WHY... WHY would you post something that horrid? That bloody thing is going to give kids nightmares.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 16, 2014, 03:35:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2014, 12:52:56 PM

That bloody thing is going to give kids nightmares.

Prefer this?

(https://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2910/1402/1600/breath.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 16, 2014, 10:43:57 PM

WARNING!!!


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-druBcTW0tO8/TiklMFHg4FI/AAAAAAAAAqg/dx1qK_8Tt0g/s1600/exploding-head.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 12:24:02 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 16, 2014, 10:43:57 PM

WARNING!!!

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-druBcTW0tO8/TiklMFHg4FI/AAAAAAAAAqg/dx1qK_8Tt0g/s1600/exploding-head.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/MmBKV8X.gif)





Too late for the warning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 12:44:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 12:24:02 AM

Too late for the warning.

Perhaps a little gross for the forum?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2014, 01:02:19 AM

Still cracking up over the Caruso thing.  I don't watch that show.  There are so many like it.  All the same stuff. 

That's kind of like William Shatner's acting quirks. 


I'm still laughing.  It's like bad puns meets Agent Smith from the Matrix plus Caruso.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 01:11:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 12:44:06 AM

Perhaps a little gross for the forum?

Seriously...?

1) It's a 33 year old movie and the special effects aren't that great...
2) We're all adults here...
3) You did mention 'Exploding head zone'... it would have been another user that posted it, if I hadn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2014, 01:13:47 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57216254.jpg)


I can't find one that does the four part version....  :'( ::)


And it was a royal pain to type on the generator site.  I'm not correcting that typo.  >:(

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Post by: Bob on December 17, 2014, 01:17:04 AM

(https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tumblr_mowgalVS3O1snfsquo1_400.gif)


I don't remember that part of the movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 01:45:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 01:11:37 AM

2) We're all adults here...

Actually, no - it's an open forum, and many of the members and viewers are younger.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 04:09:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 17, 2014, 01:13:47 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57216254.jpg)


I can't find one that does the four part version....  :'( ::)


And it was a royal pain to type on the generator site.  I'm not correcting that typo.  >:(

I copied the blank one into publisher and spent 3 minutes typing into the speech bubbles. EASY PEASY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2014, 05:03:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 17, 2014, 01:17:04 AM

(https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/tumblr_mowgalVS3O1snfsquo1_400.gif)


I don't remember that part of the movie.

My brain was beginning to formulate a reply until I saw I posted this comment.  There have been about five times I've done that on here.  Usually the posts are a few years ago.  I find myself either replying to add more or starting thinking I really agree with that poster.... oh, it's me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2014, 05:06:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 04:09:31 AM

I copied the blank one into publisher and spent 3 minutes typing into the speech bubbles. EASY PEASY!!!

I'm not a big fan of uploading images.  Too much work to move the file around.  And my computer might be inserting some personal info I'm not aware of and then it goes out on the internet and never disappears and...

(https://samplesaleshop.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/baseball_hat_black-300.jpg)

Screw tin foil hats.  I'm going with copper.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:14:06 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 12:44:06 AM

Perhaps a little gross for the forum?

At least he didn't post a cute kitten head exploding...

Getting soft, p_p?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2014, 05:15:30 AM

while wearing a copper hat.


Nobody post that kitten head exploding.  Outin's just setting it up there.  Don't fall for that.   ....unless it's wearing a copper hat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:17:04 AM

Quote from: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:14:06 AM

At least he didn't post a cute kitten head exploding...

Getting soft, p_p?

Why stop at just the head?

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1362298_o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:24:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:17:04 AM

Why stop at just the head?

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1362298_o.gif)

You two have began to transfer your consciousness? Or did you ever even exists as separate entities  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:28:22 AM

Quote from: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:24:59 AM

You two have began to transfer your consciousness? Or did you ever even exists as separate entities  ???

Who two?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:32:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:28:22 AM

Who two?

You and our resident cat hater of course...or maybe R4 was right all along...aj something was living in your head and now p_p has taken his place??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:38:50 AM

Quote from: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:32:52 AM

You and our resident cat hater of course...or maybe R4 was right all along...aj something was living in your head and now p_p has taken his place??

My views on cats, both generally and in respect of their constant intrusions into this forum, are well established and I don't need to channel anyone else.  ::)

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/04/e7/b5/04e7b5be487f4839123861afe268fa35.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:42:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:38:50 AM

My views on cats, both generally and in respect of their constant intrusions into this forum, are well established and I don't need to channel anyone else.  ::)

(https://escapetoreality.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/self_denial.jpg)




And yes, the grammar error annoys me too...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 05:45:02 AM

Quote from: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:14:06 AM

At least he didn't post a cute kitten head exploding...

Getting soft, p_p?

SERIOUSLY??? I am NOT going to google 'kitten head exploding'... Google will think I'm a bloody psycho.

Quote from: outin on December 17, 2014, 05:32:52 AM

aj something was living in your head and now p_p has taken his place??

I've infected his SUBCONSCIOUS... Now to work on Outin...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:50:07 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d07MuHl4tBk/TSEukSYr9PI/AAAAAAAAAf4/3n5vWrUOwAU/s1600/magritte_banana_this-is-not-a-banana.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 05:45:02 AM

SERIOUSLY??? I am NOT going to google 'kitten head exploding'... Google will think I'm a bloody psycho.

And google doesn't already suspect as much?   ::)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 05:45:02 AM

I've infected his SUBCONSCIOUS... Now to work on Outin...    ;D

Time to get out the ole...

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TL6qnqSDL._SY300_.jpg#brain%20cleanser%20147x300)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2014, 06:00:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 05:45:02 AM

I've infected his SUBCONSCIOUS... Now to work on Outin...    ;D

(https://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/MED/55/5543/L6HLG00Z/posters/warning-you-are-entering-a-fart-zone.jpg)




(I know it's a bit Thal...but I assure you I am not him...just couldn't find anything more suitable...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 06:58:53 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 05:50:07 AM

Time to get out the ole...

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TL6qnqSDL._SY300_.jpg#brain%20cleanser%20147x300)

This...

(https://www.northerntool.com/images/product/2000x2000/416/41642_2000x2000.jpg)

Also does the job. If the pills don't work, try that.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 10:06:52 AM

Hmm.. maybe time for ...

(https://www.philipaverbuck.com/Portals/0/pictures/restraining-order.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 10:54:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 10:06:52 AM

Hmm.. maybe time for ...

(https://www.philipaverbuck.com/Portals/0/pictures/restraining-order.jpg)

(https://hotmeme.net/media/i/9/e/eJl-you-say-restraining-order-i-say-long-distance-relationship.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 17, 2014, 11:23:19 AM

I'm just going to leave this here
(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/japan-weird-noodles-hair-529355.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 11:48:27 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 17, 2014, 11:23:19 AM

I'm just going to leave this here
(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/japan-weird-noodles-hair-529355.jpeg)

How the heck does anyone get the amount of noodles to sit on their head???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 10:38:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2014, 11:48:27 AM

How the heck does anyone get the amount of noodles to sit on their head???

You start like this and then trim..

(https://dreamdogsart.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c192953ef01127963ddae28a4-800wi)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 18, 2014, 01:55:39 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 17, 2014, 10:38:49 PM

You start like this and then trim..

(https://dreamdogsart.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c192953ef01127963ddae28a4-800wi)

well  it's better than the pop tart alternative.
every single time, you end up cleaning rainbow off everything. it gets everywhere. bugger to remove actually
(https://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Real_Life_Nyan_Cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2014, 12:42:13 AM

Is that a nyan cat...

... or a really slow tractor beam?

*put on sunglasses.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2014, 08:46:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 19, 2014, 12:42:13 AM

Is that a nyan cat...

NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE... NOTHING AT ALL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 19, 2014, 09:48:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2014, 08:46:52 AM

How about a CYAN cat!!!.

p_p_p_p_p posted a cat picture?  :o

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-l1FBbreLwHY/UJbFtYKkCBI/AAAAAAAAAqE/QwzWhsU1EEo/s320/The+End+Is+Near.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 19, 2014, 10:59:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2014, 08:46:52 AM

How about a CYAN cat!!!.

(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/2353814/thumbs/o-GREEN-CAT-facebook.jpg)

Or a free one
(https://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/78/67/c3814e66dace4652bbc90e1acd15b193-free-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2014, 12:23:23 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 19, 2014, 09:48:20 AM

p_p_p_p_p posted a cat picture?  :o

Don't be silly... I never posted a picture of a cat... You're CRAZY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 19, 2014, 01:17:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2014, 12:23:23 PM

Don't be silly... I never posted a picture of a cat... You're CRAZY!!!

Too late! It's forever documented by visitor ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 19, 2014, 10:39:33 PM

Quote from: outin on December 19, 2014, 01:17:00 PM

Too late! It's forever documented by visitor ;)

(https://www.samandfuzzy.com/misc/rewritehistory.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2014, 12:38:46 AM

Quote from: outin on December 19, 2014, 01:17:00 PM

You DO realise that quotes can be changed... There's no way that happened... Plus perfect_pitch is one sexy Man.    ;D

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/53350404.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 20, 2014, 12:51:20 AM

Sorry all, spilled my coffee...


(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5j4eZbsR_WE/Td2KTMo3eHI/AAAAAAAAACU/DDKcIVYE1g0/s1600/TheMatrix2.jpg)

Gimme 5, then you can all go back to being programmed minions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 20, 2014, 11:21:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2014, 12:38:46 AM

Plus Thal is one sexy Man.

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/1DD1B/if-you-say-so-firbs/image.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2014, 12:07:15 PM

Quote from: outin on December 20, 2014, 11:21:16 AM

Try coming up with your own clever comebacks/jokes instead of using mine...

There is legitimately no proof that I ever posted a cat picture, so let's just leave it at that.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YUZDZPmjihw/S_Cdt8NvnmI/AAAAAAAABhM/kEIdd6ODeTk/s1600/officerBarbrady.gif)

Moving onto other business... DAMN, Thal is one sexy man.    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 20, 2014, 12:52:04 PM

Stop posting cat pictures perfect_pitch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 20, 2014, 02:19:15 PM

Lets all take a break... there's so much wildlife out there...

(https://favim.com/orig/201108/12/cat-funny-meow-meow-meow-orca-weird-Favim.com-121845.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 20, 2014, 06:51:36 PM

Interesting fur.

We've broken the cat barrier.

Here's a cat being attacked by tiny wild porcupines.  They'll get to the intestines soon.  Thal would approve. ::)

(https://lovelycatslife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/c9875af6ef2d7f67b2460c40bf2830d0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 20, 2014, 07:09:03 PM

I wonder if p_p likes squirrels?

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/6c/b8/ff6cb8233feb71a731c65078e44329cf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 20, 2014, 07:40:23 PM

Or turkeys.  ;D

(https://www.achildgrows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat_turkey-470x313.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 20, 2014, 08:06:40 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 20, 2014, 07:40:23 PM

Or turkeys.  ;D

(https://www.achildgrows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat_turkey-470x313.jpg)

Why not?

(https://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/Picture-of-the-Day-Billboard-Shows-Weird-Cat-Turkey-Hybrid-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 20, 2014, 08:25:45 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/9d/53/a4/9d53a441551201c405ec89252502f194.jpg)


PP will come back and find a whole page full of cats one day.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 20, 2014, 10:43:50 PM

@ Bob and outin. You may find this useful, given the direction you've taken:

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/be/01/70/be0170a6334efb89da95374e178aa765.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2014, 12:55:31 AM

Dinosaur?  Or some kind of loaf of bread?

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/84389710.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2014, 01:03:22 AM

 ;D

(https://www.warbirdalley.com/images/F6F_warbirds_tw.jpg)

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0058/9912/products/X132_Hellcat_Speedster_1_-_Right_Profile_1024x1024.jpg?v=1407242893)

(https://images.thecarconnection.com/lrg/2015-dodge-challenger-srt-hellcat_100473531_l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2014, 03:44:33 AM

(https://www.gospelapplied.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hell-fire-1.jpg)

(https://www.hairsetup.com/images/Human_Hair_Toupee.jpg)




Actually you could probably generate a lot of power off a Hell like that.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2014, 04:32:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 20, 2014, 12:52:04 PM

Stop posting cat pictures perfect_pitch.

I never did... Let's get back to soothing images...

(https://www.pxleyes.com/images/contests/panoramic%20view/fullsize/panoramic%20view_4c5c4687732cc_hires.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 21, 2014, 04:57:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2014, 04:32:38 AM

Let's get back to soothing images...

Good idea!

(https://www.insidevancouver.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/craft-beer.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2014, 01:27:31 PM

(https://www.absolutearts.com/portfolio3/c/carole/Ocean-1181973942.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2014, 08:58:51 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 21, 2014, 04:57:13 AM

Good idea!

(https://www.insidevancouver.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/craft-beer.jpg)

PFFFFT... That's for light-weights. This, is what REAL men drink.

(https://s2.scoopwhoop.com/whisk/w1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 22, 2014, 09:06:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2014, 08:58:51 AM

(https://s2.scoopwhoop.com/whisk/w1.jpg)

No...THIS is what real men (and women) drink:
(https://www.dvorak.org/blog/uploads/depthcharge.jpg)

Although I suggest consuming the more expensive kinds separately. Leaving out the rocks of course...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 22, 2014, 10:41:23 AM

Quote from: outin on December 22, 2014, 09:06:25 AM

Leaving out the rocks of course...

Indeed. Quite.

p_p should be sent back to school on that one.  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2014, 01:44:57 PM

Quote from: outin on December 22, 2014, 09:06:25 AM

(https://www.dvorak.org/blog/uploads/depthcharge.jpg)

This may sound dumb... but is that a shot of whiskey being dunked into a Beer??? That sounds kind of awful... Good whiskey should never be mixed (as you mentioned)... I don't even think the piss poor whiskey should even be mixed except with Coca-cola.   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 22, 2014, 02:17:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2014, 01:44:57 PM

This may sound dumb... but is that a shot of whiskey being dunked into a Beer???

Ever tried it? Great taste...and the effects are not quite as heavy as with a pint of pure whiskey, so you can have more :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2014, 12:48:39 AM

That just sounds so wrong... I'll try it just for the sake of curiosity, but I imagine it will be a little odd.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 23, 2014, 01:20:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2014, 12:48:39 AM

That just sounds so wrong...

I agree. I like a good beer, and I like a good scotch, but I see no reason to spoil either by combining them. Rather like fish and chocolate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2014, 04:34:42 AM

(https://www.jamesbondlifestyle.com/sites/default/files/styles/fancybox_popup/public/images/product/fd001-vesper-martini.jpg?itok=bsvVBeO9)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 23, 2014, 04:46:43 AM

That martini has way way way too much vermouth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 23, 2014, 08:43:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 23, 2014, 01:20:15 AM

I agree. I like a good beer, and I like a good scotch, but I see no reason to spoil either by combining them. Rather like fish and chocolate.

You don't like fish with chocolate sauce?  :o

Anyway...I grew up in times when alcohol cost a fortune in this country and a tiny glass of any decent whiskey in a restaurant was probably more than a whole bottle where you are...so this was a perfect way to enjoy the cheapest Scotch they had...and much more to my taste than any sweet drinks ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 23, 2014, 08:45:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 23, 2014, 04:46:43 AM

That martini has way way way too much vermouth.

And where's the olive??

(https://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/24224/tipsy-olives-martini-cocktail.jpg)


This thread is getting dangerous...a few more photos of my favorite drinks and I'll lose myself and run to the liquer store...Can we get back to cats please...

(https://www.funnyzone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny-cat_funnyzone.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2014, 12:24:28 PM

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2523/4113549193_38d2b4c239.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 23, 2014, 04:23:24 PM

(https://doctorcatmd.com/images/wallpapers/sigh_thumbnail.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2014, 08:20:57 PM

Do cartoon cats count? ::)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-gn52VwpfIqc/TYrON5n5D1I/AAAAAAAAAD0/t_q1DaKfFbw/s1600/sigh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 23, 2014, 09:46:33 PM

Quote from: outin on December 23, 2014, 08:45:07 AM

And where's the olive??

I prefer it with a twist.

Quote from: outin on December 23, 2014, 08:45:07 AM

This thread is getting dangerous...a few more photos of my favorite drinks and I'll lose myself and run to the liquer store...Can we get back to cats please...

No, because more bloody cats has the same effect on others of us.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2014, 11:04:02 PM

No olives, but there is a Twist.

(https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380363357/714635.jpg)


I don't remember him asking for a martini though. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2014, 11:07:33 PM

Mrs. Lovett to the rescue...  More?  Sure.

(https://www.thedungeons.com/london/images/profiles/mrs-lovett.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2014, 12:50:06 AM

Quote from: outin on December 23, 2014, 08:45:07 AM

This thread is getting dangerous...a few more photos of my favorite drinks and I'll lose myself and run to the liquer store...Can we get back to cats please...

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME we need to get back to cats... Aren't we a LITTLE more sophisticated than that???

Quote from: Bob on December 23, 2014, 11:07:33 PM

(https://www.thedungeons.com/london/images/profiles/mrs-lovett.png)

Is that what you find sexy??? Oooooooookay...

[walks away non-chalantly]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2014, 01:21:57 AM

If you use the Helen Bonham Carter one, then you're obligated to put Johnny Depp in it too, because they're in everything together.


Hm.... I think this is her.
https://www.castingcallpro.com/uk/sherolyn.luby

Could definitely do worse.


Haha.  I work quick.  I've already got her phone number and email address.   (Along with anyone who saw the end of the video...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 24, 2014, 10:38:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2014, 12:50:06 AM

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME we need to get back to cats... Aren't we a LITTLE more sophisticated than that???

Getting to Dickens instead just seems snobbish to me... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 24, 2014, 10:53:01 AM

Quote from: outin on December 24, 2014, 10:38:40 AM

Getting to Dickens instead just seems snobbish to me... ::)

Surely there's some point between the sublime and the ridiculous you'd be comfortable with.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 24, 2014, 11:06:26 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 24, 2014, 10:53:01 AM

Surely there's some point between the sublime and the ridiculous you'd be comfortable with.

Hmmm....what on earth could that be...

(https://philmckinney.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/iStock_000014905976Medium.jpg)

No...can't think of anything :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 24, 2014, 11:20:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2014, 12:50:06 AM

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME we need to get back to cats... Aren't we a LITTLE more sophisticated than that???

Yes which is why we transition to this on occasion
(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/3f/4c/bf3f4c4e4cbc909f957f939bb6bc7cc6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 24, 2014, 11:57:53 AM

Am I the only one who detests butterflies?

But of course there's always an exception to the rule...

(https://www.ikkunasuomenluontoon.fi/sites/default/files/images/20060716_002.jpg)

Who wouldn't like little green things flying around at night?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2014, 05:47:18 PM

Aliens soon.... or a Hitler cat.... Either way, these are signs of the end of the thread potentially....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 24, 2014, 06:03:57 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 24, 2014, 05:47:18 PM

Aliens soon.... or a Hitler cat.... Either way, these are signs of the end of the thread potentially....

Why not, just means I am going to win sooner...

(https://blogossus.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/alien-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2014, 12:16:56 AM

No you're not...

Merry Christmas by the way to anyone who's still on the internet on this day.   :)

(Extra points if you're not saying 'Merry Christmas' to people using bloody facebook.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 25, 2014, 04:03:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2014, 12:16:56 AM

(Extra points if you're not saying 'Merry Christmas' to people using bloody facebook.

My Christmas present to you.... ")".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cwjalex on December 25, 2014, 05:31:08 AM

i have a feeling this is gonna garner some heat but i found it too funny not to post...

some pet owners bury their pets, some cremate them, others taxidermy them...while others turn them into...a remote controlled quad-copter

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 25, 2014, 05:44:47 AM

Quote from: cwjalex on December 25, 2014, 05:31:08 AM

i have a feeling this is gonna garner some heat but i found it too funny not to post...

some pet owners bury their pets, some cremate them, others taxidermy them...while others turn them into...a remote controlled quad-copter

Given some of our views on cats, I suspect our only question is "why wait"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 25, 2014, 07:13:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 25, 2014, 05:44:47 AM

Given some of our views on cats, I suspect our only question is "why wait"?

Hmmm...

(https://taildom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/trim-cat-nails.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Cat_teeth.jpg)

I think it's clearly better to not try until they are dead...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 25, 2014, 10:41:57 AM

Clearly you haven't seen my nails after a good week (or two).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: cwjalex on December 25, 2014, 09:26:05 PM

those nails and teeth don't scare me and my size ten and a half work boots

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 25, 2014, 09:54:56 PM

Quote from: cwjalex on December 25, 2014, 09:26:05 PM

those nails and teeth don't scare me and my size ten and a half work boots

You'd better be fast...

(https://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j164/sallypina/Animated-AttackCat.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2014, 12:34:46 AM

Quote from: outin on December 25, 2014, 07:13:48 AM

(https://taildom.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/trim-cat-nails.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/43/Cat_teeth.jpg)

I think it's clearly better to not try until they are dead...

Pffft... I think if it came down to a Cat's nails, vs a Nail gun - who do you think would win?

All you're doing is terminating their longevity a little. No biggie   :)

(I must remind you I am living in a country where feral cats are a real menace and many are regularly shot.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 02:10:30 AM

p_p on holiday:

(https://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l17/schultzs-hero/greatdogul8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2014, 05:36:18 AM

So you managed to hack into my vacation photos...

Actually - funnily enough, my sister got me shooting lessons for Christmas and time down at the gun-range.

Can't wait.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 06:06:51 AM

 :o

(https://renewworshiptn.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-1.jpg)

** rushes off to google politeness lessons.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 26, 2014, 06:53:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 06:06:51 AM

(https://renewworshiptn.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/be-afraid-be-very-afraid-1.jpg)

I'd be worried too if he lived within range...but fortunately I doubt he has access to any weapons that could range 13000km ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 09:18:31 AM

My image search for weapons with a 1300 km range managed to produce:

(https://www.angelfire.com/hi5/kdilger/bow.jpg)

I now have a new standard in optimism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 26, 2014, 12:25:40 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 09:18:31 AM

My image search for weapons with a 1300 km range managed to produce:

(https://www.angelfire.com/hi5/kdilger/bow.jpg)

I now have a new standard in optimism.

(https://www.lolpix.com/_pics/Funny_Pictures_555/Funny_Pictures_55511.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 10:29:07 PM

Well, thanks for the target to practice on.  :D

No thanks for spoiling this page's cat free status.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2014, 12:24:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 26, 2014, 09:18:31 AM

My image search for weapons with a 1300 km range managed to produce:

(https://www.angelfire.com/hi5/kdilger/bow.jpg)

Seriously??? I'd rather have this!!!

(https://thexknights.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/20130627001423cs_go_awp.jpg)

Let's see how many of the users are gamers... Anyone know the name of the gun pictured?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 27, 2014, 12:29:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2014, 12:24:20 AM

Anyone know the name of the gun pictured?

Cedric.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2014, 01:21:00 AM

You're clearly not a gamer then...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 28, 2014, 01:36:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2014, 01:21:00 AM

You're clearly not a gamer then...    ::)

Pong doesn't count?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2014, 02:55:38 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 28, 2014, 01:36:19 AM

Pong doesn't count?  :o

 :'(   I'm sorry... this is for you.

(https://jakobbrink.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/quadruple-facepalm.jpg)

(And the answer to your question is an absolute resounding no.)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Actually... thought I would share these for anyone who's looking for a laugh.

https://ilively.com/Funny/5490-17-twitter-posts-that-will-make-you-lose-your

https://ilively.com/Funny/1872-what-facebook-facepalms

It's actually shameful to think these people are alive in the world.

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Sorry to do this again, but this proves how f@#$ing awesome Tommy Lee Jones is.

In google, Type "Implied facepalm" then click "Images". I thought it was EPIC!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 28, 2014, 04:36:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2014, 02:55:38 AM

Sorry to do this again, but this proves how f@#$ing awesome Tommy Lee Jones is.

In google, Type "Implied facepalm" then click "Images". I thought it was EPIC!!!

Methinks you confound awesomeness with ubiquity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2014, 12:31:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 28, 2014, 04:36:01 AM

Methinks you confound awesomeness with ubiquity.

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/113689/4156673-1239620521380.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 01:36:47 AM

(https://lh5.ggpht.com/-ly1MqZWPbKs/U4PD1cRQEOI/AAAAAAAAABs/lE9PwAsZ3C8/Clown_Tommy%252520Lee%252520Jones.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2014, 04:05:45 AM

So you guys think those are more interesting than the cats  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 04:58:07 AM

Quote from: outin on December 29, 2014, 04:05:45 AM

So you guys think those are more interesting than the cats  ::)

Since anything is.....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2014, 05:06:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 04:58:07 AM

Since anything is.....  ::)

Ok then...

(https://danielfariagallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/21st_century_continued-24.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 05:26:01 AM

Quote from: outin on December 29, 2014, 05:06:16 AM

Ok then...

Much better. Keep up the good work!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2014, 05:28:24 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 05:26:01 AM

Much better. Keep up the good work!

I will do my best to please!

(https://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/120/4/b/The_Most_Boring_Desktop_Evar_by_TheInnerJamie.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 10:28:39 AM

Quote from: outin on December 29, 2014, 05:28:24 AM

I will do my best to please!

For some inexplicable reason, I detect sarcasm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 29, 2014, 10:49:30 AM

And  I am just here....ooh a snack. Don't mind if I do
(https://i1353.photobucket.com/albums/q665/B_Paulsen/Animals/Animated%20Animals/DeerEatingPopcorn_zpsfd6e6b38.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2014, 12:10:52 PM

(https://komincents.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/nothing_to_see_here.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2014, 03:50:22 PM

I'm just here to keep J_Menz happy :)

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/empty-lined-paper-book-open-31575404.jpg)

And win of course

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 29, 2014, 10:49:30 PM

Quote from: outin on December 29, 2014, 03:50:22 PM

And win of course

Nonsense.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2014, 10:59:04 PM

I'm completely off track with this thread now... but it's not really worth catching up on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2014, 12:17:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 29, 2014, 10:59:04 PM

I'm completely off track with this thread now... but it's not really worth catching up on.

I don't know about that. You've missed some great pics, some lovely insults towards each other and at some point there were some great laughs.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 01:06:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2014, 12:17:03 AM

I don't know about that. You've missed some great pics, some lovely insults towards each other and at some point there were some great laughs.     ;D

And p_p posted another bloody cat, albeit a large one.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:27:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 01:06:03 AM

And p_p posted another bloody cat, albeit a large one.  >:(

He's such a brat, isn't he?  I on the other hand know how to behave and only post interesting stuff...

(https://chainsawguitartuition.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/music_sheet.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 04:35:24 AM

Quote from: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:27:39 AM

I on the other hand know how to behave

The why are you plagiarising John Cage?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 04:35:24 AM

The why are you plagiarising John Cage?

None of the versions I have seen look nothing like it  ::)

(https://classconnection.s3.amazonaws.com/542/flashcards/406542/png/4_33_1952.png)

(https://www.phaidon.com/resource/score-pages-460x309.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 04:51:27 AM

Quote from: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:46:10 AM

None of the versions I have seen look nothing like it  ::)

Double negative alert!!!!

This is a job for the....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/ae/8c/6cae8c0f467f70c9eb7c4cdc95e61dc1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:54:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 04:51:27 AM

Double negative alert!!!!

Damn! It's the early morning you know...

(https://englishwithjo.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dog-apology.jpg)

To make up for it I'll keep posting more interesting things :-*

(https://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=620190)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2014, 06:10:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 04:35:24 AM

The why are you plagiarising John Cage?

You win the argument...

...IF you can identify the bars he's plagiarising.    ;D

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 01:06:03 AM

And p_p posted another bloody cat, albeit a large one.  >:(

Where???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 06:26:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2014, 06:10:10 AM

You win the argument...

...IF you can identify the bars he's plagiarising.    ;D

Oh, please. It's clearly the entire second movement.  ::)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2014, 06:10:10 AM

Where???

You got your training under Stalin, didn't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:45:26 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 06:26:47 AM

Oh, please. It's clearly the entire second movement.  ::)

You may have won the argument, but you'll never win the thread :)

(https://beastsocialmedia.com/wp-content/themes/cleanspace/timthumb/timthumb.php?src=https://beastsocialmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/no_pants_Enjoy_it.png&w=1170&h=400)

You can ignore the pants part though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 09:49:26 PM

Quote from: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:45:26 PM

You can ignore the pants part though...

Nope.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2014, 09:52:17 PM

This is a pantsful Tuesday.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 09:55:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 30, 2014, 09:52:17 PM

This is a pantsful Tuesday.

Or Wednesday.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2014, 12:41:41 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pB6D--AZwWU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 06:26:47 AM

You got your training under Stalin, didn't you?

No.... Kim Jong-un.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 31, 2014, 05:02:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2014, 12:41:41 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pB6D--AZwWU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Take a pick

(https://edanafashion.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/249.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 31, 2014, 06:43:00 AM

Quote from: outin on December 31, 2014, 05:02:07 AM

Take a pick

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/62/16/48/62164807f9ebeba340bd1ab7461e4059.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on December 31, 2014, 09:55:41 AM

Quote from: outin on December 30, 2014, 04:27:39 AM

He's such a brat, isn't he?  I on the other hand know how to behave and only post interesting stuff...

(https://chainsawguitartuition.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/music_sheet.gif)

I do get very fed up when people post copies of my works without my express consent and this example is no exception.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 31, 2014, 10:43:20 AM

Quote from: ahinton on December 31, 2014, 09:55:41 AM

I do get very fed up when people post copies of my works without my express consent and this example is no exception.

Best,

Alistair

I must say, your handwriting has improved no end.  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 31, 2014, 10:49:51 AM

Quote from: j_menz on December 30, 2014, 04:51:27 AM

Double negative alert!!!!

This is a job for the....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/ae/8c/6cae8c0f467f70c9eb7c4cdc95e61dc1.jpg)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/zrwzb3leu0FuU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 31, 2014, 11:03:53 AM

Last post for 2014 is NOT going to be a bloody cat!

(https://funny-pics.co/wp-content/uploads/funny-angry-dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2014, 12:58:46 PM

Are in 2015 already?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 31, 2014, 01:43:21 PM

Quote from: j_menz on December 31, 2014, 11:03:53 AM

Last post for 2014 is NOT going to be a bloody cat!

I must hurry to make sure it is!

(https://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm243/MetalfreD/zombie-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on December 31, 2014, 10:49:10 PM

Sigh.  >:(

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5iwrcdzlV2o/Td3ikkFolzI/AAAAAAAACgA/8u3yH22t5c4/s1600/daffy-duck.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2014, 10:59:25 PM

Otherwise... That's the start of 2015 down there?  A bloody cat pic?  Welcome to 2015.

At least it should all be uphill from there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2015, 02:35:00 AM

I can't believe it - my ad block plugin lets me block particular pictures:

(https://i58.tinypic.com/20u8mmg.png)

YEAH!!!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2015, 03:18:37 AM

Amusing.  Is that Firefox with Adblock?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 01, 2015, 10:42:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 01, 2015, 03:18:37 AM

Amusing.  Is that Firefox with Adblock?

Firefox with catblock more likely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 01, 2015, 12:09:23 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 01, 2015, 10:42:43 AM

Firefox with catblock more likely.

Is it smart enough to not block this as well?

(https://renoutfitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/catapult3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 01, 2015, 12:11:54 PM

Quote from: outin on January 01, 2015, 12:09:23 PM

Is it smart enough to not block this as well?

(https://renoutfitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/catapult3.jpg)

that looks handy.  I think I could use it for when I eat cotton candy. As you can see I am not sure I am doing it right.  A catapult. Yes, it has the word cat in its name, means it is precisely what I need!
(https://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1609797/Xl8pjnl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2015, 12:19:15 PM

Quote from: outin on January 01, 2015, 12:09:23 PM

Is it smart enough to not block this as well?

(https://renoutfitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/catapult3.jpg)

Yep - smart enough, not to block out your Catapult picture.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2015, 01:01:59 PM

How about this one?


I guess we can post stuff like this and pp will have no idea....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 01, 2015, 02:49:22 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 01, 2015, 01:01:59 PM

How about this one?


I guess we can post stuff like this and pp will have no idea....

Yes...his loss :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2015, 03:40:06 PM

*Bob tests again.*  ::)

(https://gallery.mailchimp.com/df9008398943295c78bfe1b91/images/trebuchet_drawing1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2015, 04:52:14 PM

Guess I'll return these Necomimi cat ears I got perfect_pitch for Christmas....  ::)

These actually might have some use in practicing or teaching if they really show when someone is paying attention or in a flow state...  ::)


Probably concert black if worn with a tux. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2015, 07:08:00 PM

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/462/78/78462/1420023806-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 01, 2015, 10:53:29 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 01, 2015, 12:11:54 PM

it has the word cat in its name, means it is precisely what I need!

So does catafalque, and if you keep eating like that, you'll need one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2015, 11:33:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 01, 2015, 04:52:14 PM

(https://www.ageekyworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Password-2.jpg)

That's it - I'm getting in my spaceship and heading for a new world. See you in 3 trillion years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2015, 11:36:22 PM

Well you should be aware you can purchase different sets of ears for those things, including several colors of fox ears.  And, you could make bunny rabbit ones instead of cat ones.

The world doesn't revolve around cats, you know.



Now my Amazon ads are for all those things.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:42:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2015, 11:33:31 PM

That's it - I'm getting in my spaceship and heading for a new world. See you in 3 trillion years.

OK. We'll still be going then. Victory (mine) won't occur for quite some time after that. Though cats will have evolved out of existence.

You won't like what replaces them, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 12:56:43 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:42:48 AM

Though cats will have evolved out of existence.

(https://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/554d0-3ef_woohoo.gif)

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:42:48 AM

You won't like what replaces them, though.

(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.12525766.7941/sticker,375x360.u1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2015, 12:59:50 AM

You probably won't make it too far.  I just read an article about all the effect of space travel on the human body.  Your body will fall apart and you might go nuts.  That was the basic gist.  I think it was gizmodo.com.  Interesting enough.  Doesn't sound like people would end up at Mars in very good shape, unless they make a spinning wheel to generate some artificial gravity.  

*Bob begins to suspect perfect_pitch may already have such an artificial gravity wheel/space ship.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 01:22:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 12:56:43 AM

Wishful thinking.

Nope, more....

(https://cdn.escapistmagazine.com/media/global/images/quizzes/cat_img/346.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2015, 02:15:30 AM

Bill Cosby?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 06:30:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2015, 12:59:50 AM

Your body will fall apart and you might go nuts.

I'm already nuts, so I don't have to worry about that part.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 09:22:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2015, 11:33:31 PM

That's it - I'm getting in my spaceship and heading for a new world. See you in 3 trillion years.

Watch out for these guys...

(https://tigerpixie.com/prints/PAlienCats.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 09:26:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2015, 12:59:50 AM

You probably won't make it too far.  I just read an article about all the effect of space travel on the human body.  

Now you're assuming that p_p is human...I have my suspicions...He might actually be a cat and it's all just smoke and mirrors to hide his real mission...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 09:38:32 AM

Quote from: outin on January 02, 2015, 09:26:26 AM

Now you're assuming that p_p is human...I have my suspicions...He might actually be a cat and it's all just smoke and mirrors to hide his real mission...

Or his real name: puss_puss  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 09:44:51 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 09:38:32 AM

Or his real name: puss_puss  :o

I wonder if that's safe to google...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 10:11:25 AM

Quote from: outin on January 02, 2015, 09:44:51 AM

I wonder if that's safe to google...

Only one way to find out.

Call me if you need bail.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 11:11:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 10:11:25 AM

Only one way to find out.

Call me if you need bail.

Quite an experience  :o

First

(https://clickclicksnapsnap.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/puss.jpg)


then 

(https://files.reseguiden.se/files/m620/puss-puss-berlin-tyskland-1789828.jpg)

I'll go wasn my eyes with

(https://grozisirgeris.lt/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/WHITECATshea-butter-soap.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:14:49 PM

Have you double checked the Russian under the Brezhnev pic is actually fit to post?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 12:32:37 PM

Quote from: outin on January 02, 2015, 09:26:26 AM

Now you're assuming that p_p is human...I have my suspicions...He might actually be a cat and it's all just smoke and mirrors to hide his real mission...

Cat's don't have thumbs or fingers, so I don't see how they are even capable of typing.

Nice try though... I can assure you I am very much human.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:38:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 12:32:37 PM

Nice try though... I can assure you I am very much human.

Oh c'mon. You must know people just tell you that to humour you.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 02, 2015, 02:22:29 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:38:36 PM

Oh c'mon. You must know people just tell you that to humour you.  ::)

or perhaps p_p is so something of an in-between?
(https://2ksjbh44hk54113rf2pk9bis06.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/gallery/spock/spock-dating5-580x435.jpg)

Oh and lOoK I caN use CApiTAL letters now to0  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 02:54:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:38:36 PM

Oh c'mon. You must know people just tell you that to humour you.  ::)

Well... that might make sense after all this time... that is me in the middle...

(https://static.c2w.com/uploads/question/image/01/43/63/64/N1436364/1335421922.jpg)

(And NO... this doesn't count as a cat picture... it counts as a cartoon picture - one that is a very early memory from my childhood).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 02:56:40 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 12:14:49 PM

Have you double checked the Russian under the Brezhnev pic is actually fit to post?

Nope, but you can tell me ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 02:59:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 12:32:37 PM

Cat's don't have thumbs

Some of them do...sigh...how ignorant you people are sometimes...

(https://domesticwildcat.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/photo-365.12805118.JPG)

And this time YOU made me do it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2015, 03:00:12 PM

I see 2015 is off to a good start.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 03:21:32 PM

Quote from: outin on January 02, 2015, 02:59:33 PM

Some of them do...sigh...how ignorant you people are sometimes...

(https://domesticwildcat.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/photo-365.12805118.JPG)

That HAS to be photo-shopped... And considering that I doubt they'll be able to hold weapons for about 150,000 years, I'm sure we'll have been able to design a weapon to destroy cats by then.

(And yes, I must admit, I've had a few whiskeys, so I'm hoping my spelling is still perfect.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 03:38:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2015, 03:21:32 PM

That HAS to be photo-shopped...

Of course it isn't...just google polydactyl cats...bigger sigh...

The spelling check I'll leave to j_mehz.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2015, 05:20:07 PM

Looks like something that could happen in nature.  Are those extra toes or whole extra feet?  Poor thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 02, 2015, 05:55:23 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2015, 05:20:07 PM

Looks like something that could happen in nature.  Are those extra toes or whole extra feet?  Poor thing.

Just extra toes and they are usually not harmful in any way.
I had a one like that and he was pretty handy with his thumbs. Could even hold a pen...but to teach handwriting was less successfull I'm afraid...of course I probably didn't have enough patience...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2015, 07:02:19 PM

He could probably get a better reach on an 8ve that way though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 02, 2015, 08:11:51 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 02, 2015, 02:22:29 PM

Oh and lOoK I caN use CApiTAL letters now to0  8)

Are you spocKing about a beautiful cAt that can play-eR piano and multitask?
I think not. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2015, 08:38:02 PM

Forgot muLtitask.  I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 02, 2015, 10:56:13 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 02, 2015, 02:22:29 PM

Oh and lOoK I caN use CApiTAL letters now to0  8)

If you've started a trend, I'm suing!  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2015, 12:12:25 AM

unless you start typing lIke ThiS.  in which cAse, it would become difficult to figure out what the actual meSsagE was.  I have to go over it at least twiCe just to get it out theRE.  man, This is  a lot more work than I thought.  Fortunately, I've got a system down now, so it's not that big of a deal.   unless it beCOmes a big DEal and I keep having to add more text like this.

Too much work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2015, 01:32:20 AM

would it annoy the heck out of people if i didn't use any capital letters at all

what about the absence of grammar or punctuation heck we might as well just bugger spilling for all we care   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 01:46:04 AM

Oh well, I needed a new hobby anyway.....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/08/ce/44/08ce44bc36a1e5237d3f76e805ec9174.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: swagmaster420x on January 03, 2015, 03:42:23 AM

I'm winning

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 04:42:49 AM

Quote from: swagmaster420x on January 03, 2015, 03:42:23 AM

I'm was winning

Corrected your grammar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2015, 06:56:47 AM

Quote from: swagmaster420x on January 03, 2015, 03:42:23 AM

I'm I have no chance of winning

Thought I would do the same also...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2015, 07:14:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2015, 06:56:47 AM

Thought I would do the same also...

Your correction was quite poor in quality I must say...but in fiction it's ok I guess...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2015, 07:29:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 01:46:04 AM

Oh well, I needed a new hobby anyway.....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/08/ce/44/08ce44bc36a1e5237d3f76e805ec9174.jpg)

Are we all going to shrink down so we fit in a handbasket?  And then who's carrying that to Hell?  Why do they get to carry the handbasket?  And who chose Hell?  Why didn't we pick a tropical location instead?  It's essentially free travel.  I'd rather go to the beach in a handbasket.  Or use it for daily commuting and to get groceries and things.  Save some gas.  "I'm going to store... in a handbasket." 


*Bob wonders how fast this handbasket travels because he can get car sick.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2015, 07:54:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2015, 07:29:22 AM

Are we all going to shrink down so we fit in a handbasket? 

Or granny is just knitting a very large handbasket...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2015, 08:23:19 AM

That's very possible.  They don't tend to stop when they knit like that. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 10:03:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2015, 08:23:19 AM

They don't tend to stop when they knit like that. 

Oh please. I stop for a wee sherry every 15 minutes.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2015, 10:55:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 10:03:32 AM

Oh please. I stop for a wee sherry every 15 minutes.  ::)

Great...So we are going to hell in a basket full of wrong stiches...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 11:08:10 AM

Quote from: outin on January 03, 2015, 10:55:36 AM

Great...So we are going to hell in a basket full of wrong stiches...

It's not like the doorman's all that fussy.  "Oooh, sorry, you can't get into hell turning up like that".  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2015, 12:27:25 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 11:08:10 AM

It's not like the doorman's all that fussy.  "Oooh, sorry, you can't get into hell turning up like that".  ::)

I'm prepared...

(https://site.bestsafetyapparel.com/Images/suit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2015, 12:32:28 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 03, 2015, 11:08:10 AM

It's not like the doorman's all that fussy.  "Oooh, sorry, you can't get into hell turning up like that".  ::)

Maybe, but I prefer to arrive in style...First impressions you know...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2015, 12:42:55 PM

Quote from: outin on January 03, 2015, 12:32:28 PM

Maybe, but I prefer to arrive in style...First impressions you know...

How much style do you want to put into arriving in hell? I think you'd get about 3.54ms of comfort and style before Satan jams his pitch-fork up your arse.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2015, 02:25:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2015, 12:42:55 PM

How much style do you want to put into arriving in hell? I think you'd get about 3.54ms of comfort and style before Satan jams his pitch-fork up your arse.    ;D

Oh, I would use those 3,54ms well to get some extra benefits...after all it's hell so anything goes...I might even offer your soul in return ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2015, 02:42:41 PM

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2015, 02:51:20 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2015, 02:42:41 PM

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

I'm sure of it!

(https://mischalke04.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/spk-781-front.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 04, 2015, 12:26:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2015, 02:42:41 PM

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

Going rate on e-Bay is $2,000. That's only "slightly used", though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 04, 2015, 01:53:28 AM

Not bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 02:15:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2015, 02:42:41 PM

*Bob wonders if he could sell that extra soul.*  I bet someone would want it.

I'm an atheist... I don't believe in the soul. But you can have this one if you want...

(https://www.5starweddingdirectory.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/custom-made-shoe-sole.jpg)

See how much you can get for that.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 04, 2015, 02:27:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 02:15:14 AM

I'm an atheist... I don't believe in the soul. But you can have this one if you want...

It's

(https://dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com/users/44134/screenshots/914778/soul.jpg)

Not

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Lined_sole.jpg/250px-Lined_sole.jpg)

Your perfectionism is slipping.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 02:42:58 AM

I'm not even going to comment about that... Instead, I'm simply going to post:

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6iv087Qqv1qbaj4uo1_500.png)

Have a good day.

(https://askandyaboutclothes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/HatTipCartoon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 04, 2015, 05:02:23 AM

I was going to post something.  But then I couldn't decide on a picture.  And it started feeling like a lot of work.  So you got this instead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 04, 2015, 05:05:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 04, 2015, 05:02:23 AM

I was going to post something.  But then I couldn't decide on a picture.  And it started feeling like a lot of work.  So you got this instead.

(https://www.menandmentors.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/failures.jpg)

Probably an F+ since no cats were involved.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 04, 2015, 06:38:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 02:15:14 AM

I'm an atheist... I don't believe in the soul.

Whether it exists or not is irrelevant...

(https://img5a.flixcart.com/image/book/3/4/2/how-to-become-a-billionaire-by-selling-nothing-400x400-imadumbyefcqaskg.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 04, 2015, 06:54:02 AM

Seems easy.... it even has it's own marketing campaign.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iyWz-NyrktM/SwzSs_rFjTI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/Pfk34DF38i4/s1600/buy-nothing-day.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 12:10:48 PM

Quote from: outin on January 04, 2015, 06:38:29 AM

(https://img5a.flixcart.com/image/book/3/4/2/how-to-become-a-billionaire-by-selling-nothing-400x400-imadumbyefcqaskg.jpeg)

I thought the author of that was this guy:

(https://f.edgesuite.net/data/www.scientology.org/files/profile-LRH.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 04, 2015, 12:25:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 12:10:48 PM

I thought the author of that was this guy:

Ignorance is bliss. They actually make their money selling books/DVDs/courses etc. By the truckload. "Nothing" and "worth nothing" aren't quite the same thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 04, 2015, 12:46:33 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 04, 2015, 06:54:02 AM

Seems easy.... it even has it's own marketing campaign.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_iyWz-NyrktM/SwzSs_rFjTI/AAAAAAAAAIQ/Pfk34DF38i4/s1600/buy-nothing-day.gif)

illuminati!!
Time to dance!! Ha . Victory !
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/dec39d78cdad346d025a5e68aa4e0f79/tumblr_ne645rgYUN1r5lqijo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 12:55:42 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 04, 2015, 12:46:33 PM

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/dec39d78cdad346d025a5e68aa4e0f79/tumblr_ne645rgYUN1r5lqijo1_500.gif)

OKAY - You want cat gifs? HERE!!! CHOKE ON THIS!!!

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1241502/woman-cat-bin-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 01:22:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2015, 12:55:42 PM

HERE!!! CHOKE ON THIS!!!

I googled that for a response pic.  :o

You owe me money!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 01:46:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 01:22:31 AM

I googled that for a response pic.  :o

You owe me money!

What did you type? 'Woman shoves pussy in bin'???   

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 01:53:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 01:46:28 AM

What did you type? 'Woman shoves pussy in bin'???   

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just "choke on this", though the results were probably identical.

Now 'scuse me while I go wash out my eyes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2015, 03:14:51 AM

This will keep everyone busy for a while.

You know how music corrupts everyone, like the lyrics in rap music?  People become influenced to do what they hear in the music?


Well, just listen to this....

I think that's a nun singing too, just so you know.


How long will it keep you busy, climbing mountains, just sticking with mountains for now, disregarding fjords and streams, although those are in there too?
https://www.ask.com/geography/many-mountains-world-7fe909e5b845b630
I guess it depends what you consider a mountain, doesn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 04:36:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 05, 2015, 03:14:51 AM

Well, just listen to this....



How long will it keep you busy?

Two minutes and 42 seconds.

And Maria wasn't a nun, she was a novice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 08:17:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 01:53:20 AM

Just "choke on this", though the results were probably identical.

Now 'scuse me while I go wash out my eyes.

I'm sorry, but that was such an epic fail. Something like that deserves an epic laugh...

(https://www.redstate.com/uploads/2014/06/obama-laugh1.jpg)

You've just made my day. Did you NOT see that coming???    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 11:05:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 08:17:23 AM

Did you NOT see that coming???    ::)

My halo sometimes gets in the way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2015, 11:49:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 04:36:32 AM

Two minutes and 42 seconds.

And Maria wasn't a nun, she was a novice.

It's a nun singing in that song though.


Now that you've listened to it, you should be compelled to start climbing mountains.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 12:06:14 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 05, 2015, 11:05:33 AM

My halo sometimes gets in the way.

It's usually my curiosity that gets in my way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 05, 2015, 01:59:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 12:06:14 PM

It's usually my curiosity that gets in my way.

Ha! I knew you're really a cat...you've just developed hands like these guys...

(https://www.auckland.ac.nz/theinsideword/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crazy-cats1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 11:29:39 PM

Quote from: outin on January 05, 2015, 01:59:35 PM

Ha! I knew you're really a cat...you've just developed hands like these guys...

Erm... No... Curiosity KILLED the cat. That's the right saying. Goodness knows what you're on about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 12:16:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 05, 2015, 11:49:30 AM

It's a nun singing in that song though.

You've never watched the whole movie?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 06, 2015, 05:40:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2015, 11:29:39 PM

Erm... No... Curiosity KILLED the cat. That's the right saying. Goodness knows what you're on about.

You just haven't got to that part yet, just wait... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:21:58 AM

Quote from: outin on January 06, 2015, 05:40:51 AM

You just haven't got to that part yet, just wait... ::)

Is Russia making up for the drop in oil price by flooding the market with psychoactive substances?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2015, 10:23:46 AM

Quote from: outin on January 06, 2015, 05:40:51 AM

You just haven't got to that part yet, just wait... ::)

I wonder if there's a particular person who initiated the multiple cat pictures movement. I'd love to invent a time machine, simply just so I could go back in time and beat them to death with an encyclopaedia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:36:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2015, 10:23:46 AM

I'd love to invent a time machine, simply just so I could go back in time and beat them to death with an encyclopaedia.

If you have the technology for time travel, you don't have to actually do the dirty work yourself.

Also, how much does being beaten by what are now entirely digital thingies actually hurt? Use a mace, like you mean it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 06, 2015, 10:38:24 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:21:58 AM

Is Russia making up for the drop in oil price by flooding the market with psychoactive substances?

So subtance needed...
(https://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/psych_chimp2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:40:54 AM

Quote from: outin on January 06, 2015, 10:38:24 AM

subtance needed...

And no further proof.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 06, 2015, 10:42:16 AM

Quote from: outin on January 06, 2015, 10:38:24 AM

So subtance needed...
(https://www.scienceagogo.com/news/img/psych_chimp2.jpg)

Funny I have quite a different response to it
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/112009/reverse-1257765297_dollar_bill.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:45:07 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 06, 2015, 10:42:16 AM

Funny I have quite a different response to it
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/112009/reverse-1257765297_dollar_bill.gif)

That wig must be great for picking up.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 06, 2015, 10:48:09 AM

Where do those typos come from... >:(

(https://craziestgadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/custom_keyboard.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 06, 2015, 10:48:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:45:07 AM

That wig must be great for picking up.  :P

Isn't it obvious he's buying?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 06, 2015, 10:58:50 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 06, 2015, 10:45:07 AM

That wig must be great for picking up.  :P

Quote from: outin on January 06, 2015, 10:48:50 AM

Isn't it obvious he's buying?  ::)

I'm baroquexy and I know it:-)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2015, 01:17:05 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 06, 2015, 10:58:50 AM

I'm baroquexy and I know it:-)

I to this day haven't heard the original song, and don't ever want to hear it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2015, 01:19:21 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kF7s5Yy6wFA/T1gt8sV1aZI/AAAAAAAABbE/kbha8hfECGM/s1600/morpheus.jpg)

"Tell me perfect_pitch, which do you prefer?  Another cat pic... or Honey Boo Boo?  ...Perhaps the pink and white stripped mother then?"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 07, 2015, 01:43:30 AM

(https://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/honey-jar.jpg)(https://www.puzzlepuzzles.com/imatjes/boo-boo-yogi-bears-nephew_517948b201505-p.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2015, 05:28:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 07, 2015, 01:19:21 AM

"Tell me perfect_pitch, which do you prefer?  Another cat pic... or Honey Boo Boo?  ...Perhaps the pink and white stripped mother then?"

Is she a hooker or something???

On another note, I just heard that Kanye West did a duet with Paul McCartney...

Who the hell is this 'Kanye' guy? That's what I like Paul McCartney for shining light on unknown artists

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 08, 2015, 09:43:38 AM

Who the hell is  this Paul McCartney guy?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 08, 2015, 11:55:57 AM

(https://www.pressherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/566916_Pets-Apps-for-Cats.JPEG-0a0.jpg)

https://www.pressherald.com/2015/01/07/apps-for-cats-provide-real-fun-from-virtual-critters/

They're learning.  It's like one step away from being a terminator cat. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2015, 12:44:41 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 08, 2015, 09:43:38 AM

Who the hell is  this Paul McCartney guy?

You might not know him, he's a guitar player and singer... Now go back to listening to your Justin Bieber and One Direction...

Quote from: Bob on January 08, 2015, 11:55:57 AM

They're learning.  It's like one step away from being a terminator cat. ::)

I hope you realise that for every cat picture you find, I go and find a picture/video of a cat and DOWNVOTE THE RATING!!!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/13FD3rp8IqYUXm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 08, 2015, 02:56:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2015, 12:44:41 PM

I hope you realise that for every cat picture you find, I go and find a picture/video of a cat and DOWNVOTE THE RATING!!!

And we would care because...??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 08, 2015, 11:13:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2015, 12:44:41 PM

I hope you realise that for every cat picture you find, I go and find a picture/video of a cat and DOWNVOTE THE RATING!!!

You're obviously weakening. The desire to preview your own posts outweighs your wish to have cat-block.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 12:37:47 AM

Quote from: outin on January 08, 2015, 02:56:18 PM

And we would care because...??

Well you seem to like cats so much... I was trying to stir you up...

I'll need to bump it up a notch.



(Would it be too over the top if I said I didn't swerve out of the way when there's a cat on the road???)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2015, 12:44:18 AM

Oh yeah... I forgot about cat block.  So my cat pic made it past?  Haha.  

Now it's a challenge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 02:17:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2015, 12:44:18 AM

Oh yeah... I forgot about cat block.  So my cat pic made it past?  Haha.

It's gone now... Gotta stay more vigilante about this stuff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2015, 02:52:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 02:17:08 AM

It's gone now... Gotta stay more vigilante about this stuff.

Ok.  How about this?  Full on cat.  ::)  :P

(https://s.tf1.fr/mmdia/i/73/7/chat-chaton-10967737jdzvx_1713.jpg?v=1)



Je dois dire ... Comment à ce sujet?   We need a smiley with a beret.




(https://herbadmother.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/image-2.jpeg)

"Oui, oui, monsieur. Comme ça?"



(https://img0.etsystatic.com/000/0/5376657/il_570xN.294753838.jpg)

"Ou comme ça?"


(https://www.lolpetshop.com/638-thickbox_default/beret-et-faux-col-cravate-pour-chien-et-chat.jpg)

"Je ne suis pas écossais."


(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ymp/6924993271327688161.jpg)

"Et je ne suis pas un chat.  Quoi de neuf chien?"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2015, 03:12:42 AM

(https://blog.chron.com/askacat/files/legacy/hatcat.JPG)

"Nein!  So was."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2015, 03:17:59 AM

(https://www.funpics86.ru/albums/userpics/10001/kot-frantsuz-v-berete-i-vodolazke.jpg)

"Здравствуйте."


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 09, 2015, 05:24:18 AM

Here Bob, go reads this...

(https://i43.tower.com/images/mm113300657/inferno-dante-alighieri-book-cover-art.jpg)

For most people it's great literature. For you it's more a travel guide.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 05:46:55 AM

WARNING: Bob, you may not know this, but I can guarantee that there are probably just as many pictures of 'cat roadkill' as there are 'cat' pictures... Many of which are far more disgusting, than yours are cute...

Do I SERIOUSLY need to go down that road? Can we give the cat pictures a rest?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 09, 2015, 06:17:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 05:46:55 AM

Do I SERIOUSLY need to go down that road?

Nah. Try this one instead....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 06:58:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 09, 2015, 06:17:49 AM

Nah. Try this one instead....

Nah - looks boring. This one looks far more interesting...

(https://www.mrwallpaper.com/wallpapers/las-vegas-strip.jpg)

The colours and lights are far prettier...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 07:01:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 06:58:21 AM

Nah - looks boring. This one looks far more interesting...

(https://www.mrwallpaper.com/wallpapers/las-vegas-strip.jpg)

Well... I lost all my money and got married to a Klingon... What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... I hope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 09, 2015, 08:42:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 12:37:47 AM

Well you seem to like cats so much... I was trying to stir you up...

Sorry to disappoint you...I kind of like cats...I like my own and I am interested in the species (even the insides)...but I really don't need cute cat videos or photos...exept as torture devices  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 09, 2015, 08:46:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 06:58:21 AM

This one looks far more interesting...

I'll rather take this one...

(https://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2013/07/31/126144/36ba6fcfc5c1e8375c4beec971f13f95.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 09, 2015, 10:02:31 AM

Quote from: outin on January 09, 2015, 08:46:43 AM

I'll rather take this one...

NOOOOOOO! Not the left turn!!  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 09, 2015, 10:43:33 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 09, 2015, 10:02:31 AM

NOOOOOOO! Not the left turn!!  :o

(https://www.trafficsign.us/650/reg/r3-7l.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianist1976 on January 09, 2015, 11:02:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 07:01:17 AM

Well... I lost all my money and got married to a Klingon... What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... I hope.

Hi, perfect_pitch! Good to see you again on this forum!  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 09, 2015, 11:19:42 AM

Just going to leave this here
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238408660_self-petting-cat.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 02:46:59 PM

Quote from: pianist1976 on January 09, 2015, 11:02:14 AM

Hi, perfect_pitch! Good to see you again on this forum!  :)

When did I ever leave???

Quote from: visitor on January 09, 2015, 11:19:42 AM

Just going to leave this here
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238408660_self-petting-cat.gif)

How... in the f@#$... do you... find this??? And don't say the internet... because the internet is a very, VERY LARGE PLACE!!! And based on the photo you managed to find, a very... very... scary place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianist1976 on January 09, 2015, 03:09:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 02:46:59 PM

When did I ever leave???

My mistake. Sorry  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2015, 11:33:33 PM

Sorry pp.  I got caught up in the language.  I think I'll pot owls instead of cats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 09, 2015, 11:40:23 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2015, 11:33:33 PM

I think I'll pot owls instead of cats.

Good.

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/6c/79/6c6c79366a670d2e26876bb380d3a11c.jpg)

purrrrfect_pitch will be happy, too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2015, 12:03:16 AM

(https://cutestuff.co/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/o-rly__ruserious.jpg)

I think they're far more fun than cats... and much more cool to look at.

(https://furious-gaming.com/Gallery/766.f2g)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2015, 03:45:41 AM

These pygmy ones are interesting.

(https://onbird.ru/img/photo/vorobinyy-sych/vorobinyy-sych%20foto%207%20(onbird.ru).jpg)


I've heard owls don't make good pets though.  And they barf up undigested rodents or just eat rodents to begin with.  I'd go for a nice vegetarian owl possibly as a pet. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2015, 03:47:26 AM

I think Owls are far more cute than cats anyday... I mean c'mon - look at him:

(https://pugetsoundbirds.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Northern-saw-whet-owl.jpg)

AWWWWWWWWWW!!!      ;D

I like this change from cats to Owls... I find them far more interesting as well.

I think this change in direction could be... a real... HOOT!!!

(https://missripplez.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/badum-tish.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2015, 04:20:36 AM

This one's still good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2015, 05:38:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 10, 2015, 04:20:36 AM

OH MY GOSH!!! That little owl is the cutest thing ever... AWWWWWWWW!

I'm all for owl photos. C'mon - MORE, MORE!!!

(https://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mzq1DsDB1rdophco1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 10, 2015, 09:05:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2015, 03:47:26 AM

I think Owls are far more cute than cats anyday...

What's the difference really...

(https://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-cat-kitty-owl-son1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2015, 01:23:53 PM

NO... NO... NO!!!

Back to owls... The world does NOT need more pictures of bloody cats.

(https://onlypositive.net/image.axd?picture=2012%2F5%2Fcute-little-owl-on-tree.jpg)

I dare you post a picture of anything... THAT IS NOT CAT RELATED!!!

I know I may be fixated on owls at the moment, but that's because I think as a species, we can do better than spend our lives posting picture of bloody cats. Don't you reckon?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 10, 2015, 03:56:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2015, 01:23:53 PM

I dare you post a picture of anything... THAT IS NOT CAT RELATED!!!

You'd like that, wouldn't you?  8)
 
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1376069/81845610.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2015, 04:41:01 PM

I thought that was a stuff animal at first.

After researching, I believe that's a hairless cat.  I found another picture from the front, showing it's a cat.  

It appears to be male too.



I bet people would buy those though if they made stuff animals that looked like that.  It's funny enough and odd enough that people would pay for it.


At least it's not neon blue.  *Bob has wandered into a strange part of the internet.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 10, 2015, 05:04:36 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 10, 2015, 04:41:01 PM

It appears to be male too.

Smart Bob!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2015, 09:28:13 PM

Thanks.  I could tell because of those eye lashes.  Looks like it might have a moustache too, but sometimes women have moustaches.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2015, 09:54:35 PM

(https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr03/30/23/enhanced-buzz-17964-1383190387-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 10, 2015, 11:11:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2015, 02:46:59 PM

When did I ever leave???

How... in the f@#$... do you... find this??? And don't say the internet... because the internet is a very, VERY LARGE PLACE!!! And based on the photo you managed to find, a very... very... scary place.

but it is the internetz . I just happen to hang out in the cool spots . I kick over enough rocks and eventually turn up gems like that lel

Now. How did I end up here....(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/092011/1316539676_flamingo_mating_dance.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2015, 12:21:54 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 11, 2015, 01:03:45 AM

Flamingos have their uses, I suppose.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6LGbwXeEoI0/TgFgHFQgufI/AAAAAAAAAkA/W94QfTJLYmY/s1600/croquet-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2015, 01:05:59 AM

Quote from: outin on January 10, 2015, 03:56:05 PM

You'd like that, wouldn't you?  8)
 
(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1376069/81845610.jpg)

For that... I post this as my response...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2015, 01:25:27 AM

Kind a tough, courageous, daring post... Can't quite find the right word for it.... risk-taking... bold...

Gusty...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 11, 2015, 01:30:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 11, 2015, 01:25:27 AM

Gusty...

As in windbaggery?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2015, 01:47:40 AM

Oops.  Gutsy.   I suppose I should proofread.  I type this out like talking.  It's a huge mental task to go back and hear/see what I just typed out when my mind is ready to move along.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2015, 01:49:02 AM

That said, I seem to have another one of these elephant creatures.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/q4n9lff.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 11, 2015, 06:01:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2015, 01:05:59 AM

For that... I post this as my response...

Might be scared if I didn't have

(https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130320002657/battle-cats/images/2/29/Giant_warrior_cat.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 11, 2015, 01:24:34 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 11, 2015, 01:49:02 AM

That said, I seem to have another one of these elephant creatures.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/q4n9lff.jpg)

Reminds me of the classic dogbuttface
(https://www.best-gif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-gifs-Please-dont-talk-to-me-Mr-Buttface.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2015, 12:38:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 11, 2015, 01:49:02 AM

That said, I seem to have another one of these elephant creatures.  ::)

I'm sorry... I'm just going to take my medicine...

(https://api.ning.com/files/0fwpYNjI0a*A0RD-jmOZE5qhAaLopvmfG0V7m2xowCCtz4IbjCpqSsZJUR94TQ2Cq1vOJJp0CyVpTyfW0o1h-T0ha7Nz-Gpk/EyeBleach_Card.jpg)

Bob... You are a cruel, cruel man. I will say nothing more to anger you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2015, 02:55:07 AM

I started getting nauseous searching for dog butt face.  That's how found the grey one above.  I thought that was a dog... It still looks like that cat though.  I did find another cat one for sure. 

I thought that last grey one was funny.  And the dog butt glasses.  I haven't seen that one. 


I also found Jesus.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2015, 05:13:25 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 12, 2015, 02:55:07 AM

I also found Jesus.  Haha.

Well... here's some irreverence for you then. Hope you like it...

(https://s1.postimg.org/3u5auv50v/Hang_Time.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 12, 2015, 10:29:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2015, 05:13:25 AM

Well... here's some irreverence for you then. Hope you like it...

I doubt 6 hours is a record. It wasn't even claimed to be then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2015, 11:53:10 AM

There's a dog butt version though.  I didn't want to post that.  Got nauseous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2015, 01:33:35 PM

Just want to say hi, and... WINNING! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 12, 2015, 01:50:58 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2015, 01:33:35 PM

Just want to say hi, and... WINNING! :)

Oh, you came too late...I already won :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 12, 2015, 10:17:51 PM

(https://thefalloutgirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/insearchofsanityimage.jpg)

My, my. I seem to have come to the wrong place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2015, 11:43:00 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 12, 2015, 10:17:51 PM

(https://thefalloutgirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/insearchofsanityimage.jpg)

My, my. I seem to have come to the wrong place.

It's a lamp unto his feet only if he drops it, surely?...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 13, 2015, 12:35:47 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2015, 11:43:00 PM

It's a lamp unto his feet only if he drops it, surely?...

Best,

Alistair

I'll inform Archbishop Bancroft of your disapproval of his oversight.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 12:44:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 12, 2015, 10:17:51 PM

(https://thefalloutgirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/insearchofsanityimage.jpg)

Let's not bring bible quotes into this thread...

I'm kind of curious to who know who inspired the author to write this book???

(https://self-help-ebook.net/uploads/images/painkillers-heroin-and-the-road-to-sanity-real_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 13, 2015, 05:17:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 12:44:59 AM

Let's not bring bible quotes into this thread...

You're right, lets keep it to the subject! Which was...






Oh yes, now I remember:

(https://thecatwhowrites.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cats-potatoe-046.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 05:44:39 AM

HECK... You have hairy arms Outin. Seriously - you need to shave. Start shaving quickly or you'll end up like this guy:

(https://picturrs.com/files/funzug/imgs/unusual/most_hairy_man_14.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 13, 2015, 05:46:20 AM

I thought they used a much abridged text...

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/89/20/ca/8920ca5b9507a47022839a1b682718b6.jpg)

For some reason, despite there being about a million different editions of this on the interweb, absolutely nobody has thought fit to correct the grammar of No. 4.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 13, 2015, 06:27:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 05:44:39 AM

HECK... You have hairy arms Outin. Seriously - you need to shave.

I do but they are nothing compared to my legs :)

But hairy is good when you live this close to North pole!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 07:08:16 AM

Quote from: outin on January 13, 2015, 06:27:06 AM

But hairy is good when you live this close to North pole!

True - but if you were like that in Australia - you'd be dead.

And J_Menz - I'd believe that, if there was an actual deity to believe in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 13, 2015, 10:04:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 07:08:16 AM

And J_Menz - I'd believe that, if there was an actual deity to believe in.

For your sins, you have me instead.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 13, 2015, 11:00:14 AM

Duckbutt says wutt?
(https://i.imgur.com/JRpgLbR.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 13, 2015, 06:27:46 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 13, 2015, 05:46:20 AM

I thought they used a much abridged text...

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/89/20/ca/8920ca5b9507a47022839a1b682718b6.jpg)

For some reason, despite there being about a million different editions of this on the interweb, absolutely nobody has thought fit to correct the grammar of No. 4.  >:(

like this?
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 13, 2015, 10:38:36 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 13, 2015, 06:27:46 PM

like this?
 

No. In both senses of the question.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 13, 2015, 11:19:12 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 13, 2015, 10:38:36 PM

No. In both senses of the question.

Like this then?
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2015, 11:45:25 PM

How about this then...


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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 12:35:14 AM

No. No. Getting there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 14, 2015, 01:11:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 12:35:14 AM

No. No. Getting there.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 01:29:59 AM

     .--,       .--,
    ( (  \.---./  ) )
     '.__/o   o\__.'
       {=  ^  =}
         >  -  <
        /       \
       //       \\
      //|   .   |\\
      "'\       /'"_.-~^`'-.
         \  _ /--'         `
     ___)( )(___
     (((__) (__)))

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 14, 2015, 05:35:12 AM

Did I just get transferred back to 80's??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 05:41:43 AM

Didn't you get the note in the mail?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6x3xxw-xghk/TTHzyWH0lgI/AAAAAAAAAW0/N8_AdqtILAA/s1600/ncback2the-80s.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 14, 2015, 05:50:35 AM

Damn! So do I now go to work as usual or should I instead go to a lecture? Confused...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2015, 06:11:52 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 05:41:43 AM

Didn't you get the note in the mail?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6x3xxw-xghk/TTHzyWH0lgI/AAAAAAAAAW0/N8_AdqtILAA/s1600/ncback2the-80s.jpg)

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/great-scott-keep-calm-and-generate-1-21-gigawatts.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2015, 08:04:49 AM

ahahah whats with m1469 and dima deleting all their comments? How funny. Oh and some particular idiots have stopped posting for 1 month.... hmmm maybe they died, how excellent! lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2015, 09:07:52 AM

Is there a button to replace your posts with a fullstop, or did m1469 go through ~6,600 posts and modify them all, changing what she said to a fullstop???

Just curious...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 14, 2015, 11:05:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 01:29:59 AM

     .--,       .--,
    ( (  \.---./  ) )
     '.__/o   o\__.'
       {=  ^  =}
         >  -  <
        /       \
       //       \\
      //|   .   |\\
      "'\       /'"_.-~^`'-.
         \  _ /--'         `
     ___)( )(___
     (((__) (__)))

No.

Rawr!
.. .. .. .. .. ,%%%%%%%,
.. .. .. .. ..,%%/\%%%/\%%
.. .. .. .. .c%%%\c.”‘”.J/%%%
.%.. .. ..%%%%/.o..o\%%%
….`%%.. .. %%%|.. ._..|%%%
..`%%.. . %%%(__Y__)%%’
.. ..//.. .. .; ‘%%%’\—/%%%’
.. .((.. .. ./.. ..`%%%%%’
.. ..\\.. ..’.. .. .. .. .. .|
.. .. \\../.. .. .. .. \..|.|
.. .. .\\/.. .. .. .. ..).|.|
.. .. . \.. .. .. .. ../_.|.|__
.. .. . (___________)))))))

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 11:39:33 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 14, 2015, 11:05:31 AM

Rawr!

(https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af201/XxXscene_ashleyXxX/rawr.gif)

Now, where's that restraining order...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 11:41:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2015, 09:07:52 AM

Is there a button to replace your posts with a fullstop

Nope. Manual only. One at a time.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2015, 08:04:49 AM

Oh and some particular idiots have stopped posting for 1 month....

Not all of us.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 14, 2015, 01:01:17 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 11:39:33 AM

(https://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af201/XxXscene_ashleyXxX/rawr.gif)

Now, where's that restraining order...

no. the cat is a ferocious beast
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dFeRnhEwVqc/R-j2JwgWiTI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Rw7gdcVcg40/S660/lion-rawr2(1).jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2015, 02:14:41 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 11:41:49 AM

Nope. Manual only. One at a time.

Not all of us.  ;)

Are you seriously telling me that m1469 went through 6,600 posts and edited them all, replacing every single word she had typed over the years for 6,600 fullstops???

SERIOUSLY?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 14, 2015, 05:31:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2015, 02:14:41 PM

Are you seriously telling me that m1469 went through 6,600 posts and edited them all, replacing every single word she had typed over the years for 6,600 fullstops???

SERIOUSLY?!?

Yes.

And to get back to topic:

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m219mttON01rqfhi2o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 11:19:59 PM

(https://www.troll.me/images/work-this-time/no-you-dont.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 14, 2015, 11:24:50 PM

Quote from: outin on January 14, 2015, 05:31:36 PM

Yes.

And to get back to topic:

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m219mttON01rqfhi2o1_400.gif)

Here's your prize
(https://thefagcasanova.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/big-potato.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2015, 01:21:09 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 14, 2015, 11:24:50 PM

Here's your prize
(https://thefagcasanova.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/big-potato.jpg)

Speaking of Potatoes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 01:26:04 AM

Meanwhile, not so far from me...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6sYA7Iz1xgw/SFNSag2HyCI/AAAAAAAAEcc/QeSPloAj3pc/s400/Greetings+from+Robertson+-+eml.jpg)

Which is almost as exciting as it sounds!

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6sYA7Iz1xgw/SFNSZxNN5BI/AAAAAAAAEcM/LeBhZTipgqc/s400/Big+Potato+cleaned+up+14.6.08+-+eml.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2015, 01:40:21 AM

I think that's really just a giant turd...

Probably left behind by a prehistoric dinosaur.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 01:57:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2015, 01:40:21 AM

a prehistoric dinosaur.     ;D

Are you suggesting there's another kind?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2015, 02:13:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2015, 02:14:41 PM

Are you seriously telling me that m1469 went through 6,600 posts and edited them all, replacing every single word she had typed over the years for 6,600 fullstops???

SERIOUSLY?!?

I know that hilarious isn't it? Some other members did that ages ago like Marik, it takes hissy fit to a new level huh lol!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2015, 04:19:43 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 14, 2015, 11:19:59 PM

(https://www.troll.me/images/work-this-time/no-you-dont.jpg)

 ::)

Now which one is more credible, a cat or an ass? My vote goes for the former 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 04:36:46 AM

Quote from: outin on January 15, 2015, 04:19:43 AM

Now which one is more credible, a cat or an ass? My vote goes for the former 8)

Have you just proved your point?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2015, 04:46:08 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 04:36:46 AM

Have you just proved your point?  ;D

Depends on which point you are talking about...got too many after falling for a spam...

(https://sweetiessweeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mypoints1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 08:41:36 AM

Quote from: outin on January 15, 2015, 04:46:08 AM

Depends on which point you are talking about...

Pick one.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-etZoyUylFjo/Tvc-_WTsj2I/AAAAAAAAAGw/VxNjgOitFPc/s1600/pointoffoot.jpg)

NOTE: my feet are actually not coloured in like that and may have other  unpleasant characteristics close up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2015, 10:01:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 08:41:36 AM

Pick one.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-etZoyUylFjo/Tvc-_WTsj2I/AAAAAAAAAGw/VxNjgOitFPc/s1600/pointoffoot.jpg)

NOTE: my feet are actually not coloured in like that and may have other  unpleasant characteristics close up.

I don't mind the little things about your feet, so I can take the whole thing...just send me a package.

If your feet are handy on the pedal, combining those with R4's hands will hopefully be enough to make me a virtuoso :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 15, 2015, 10:33:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 01:26:04 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6sYA7Iz1xgw/SFNSZxNN5BI/AAAAAAAAEcM/LeBhZTipgqc/s400/Big+Potato+cleaned+up+14.6.08+-+eml.jpg)

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/982/post-19715-Brent-Rambo-gif-thumbs-up-imgu-L3yP.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 15, 2015, 11:21:52 AM

Welcome to my victory. Let's dance!
C'mon it's easy is follow me
(https://i.imgur.com/mDxDDBJ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 15, 2015, 11:26:47 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 15, 2015, 11:21:52 AM

Welcome to my victory. Let's dance!
C'mon it's easy is follow me

Seems you didn't get my Christmas present...

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1d/45/3e/1d453e0dd5db7dc2fe33aefaab44fd62.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2015, 12:49:29 PM

So THAT'S what it's like to smoke CRACK!!! Mmmmm.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 01:56:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2015, 12:49:29 PM

So THAT'S what it's like to smoke CRACK!!! Mmmmm.....

That and the sudden realisation that it's a whole new page and you've posted two cats on it already.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 16, 2015, 05:06:44 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 01:56:47 AM

That and the sudden realisation that it's a whole new page and you've posted two cats on it already.

p_p is clearly a big fan of cats, just likes to pretent otherwise ;)

That's why he is constantly using reverse psychology to make us post more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 09:50:34 AM

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2015, 05:06:44 AM

p_p is clearly a big fan of cats

Evidently there's more crack about than I was aware of. Or crackpots.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2015, 10:05:06 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 01:56:47 AM

That and the sudden realisation that it's a whole new page and you've posted two cats on it already.

A quote does not count, and they're cartoon cats and badly drawn ones at that. I used it to try and make fun of visitor who seems to have posted something that was probably the lucid dream from some crack-smoking nutjob...

I'm not using reverse psychology - I don't think you'd fall for it anyway if I were to try.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 10:18:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2015, 10:05:06 AM

A quote does not count,

It surely does. No excuses, just suitable penance.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2015, 01:01:35 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 01:56:47 AM

That and the sudden realisation that it's a whole new page and you've posted two cats on it already.

Are you sure you're not just smoking some of the same 'ganja' advertised in the previous video posted???

 ;D

MAN, I love that edit function.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 16, 2015, 02:54:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2015, 01:01:35 PM

MAN, I love that edit function.

But it makes little difference since

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/hngnews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/a/19/a197085e-dc6c-11e3-b93f-001a4bcf6878/53751ed219975.image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 16, 2015, 11:46:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2015, 01:01:35 PM

MAN, I love that edit function.

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/55593543.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 12:33:09 AM

Wait a minute - didn't someone also post a picture of Kim Jong-Un last time I mentioned the edit function...

Are we getting to the point where our posts are now going in an endless cycle???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 01:20:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 12:33:09 AM

Wait a minute - didn't someone also post a picture of Kim Jong-Un last time I mentioned the edit function...

Are we getting to the point where our posts are now going in an endless cycle???

Nope, you said you trained under him as regards historical revisionism. Senility setting in?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2015, 04:56:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 01:20:56 AM

Senility setting in?

Who remembers one's own posts?

(https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/69/6977/9SVK100Z/posters/walter-bibikow-never-look-back.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 05:05:04 AM

Quote from: outin on January 17, 2015, 04:56:12 AM

Who remembers one's own posts?

(https://www.peacemonger.org/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/products/B439.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0)

Which is kinda boring for the rest of us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2015, 05:22:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 05:05:04 AM

(https://www.peacemonger.org/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/products/B439.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0)

Which is kinda boring for the rest of us.

I personally think Mr. Santayna is just plain wrong! Doing something the same way twice is a most difficult thing.

Then again I seem to manage to forget both the past and the future ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 08:58:41 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 05:05:04 AM

(https://www.peacemonger.org/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/products/B439.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0)

Good words of wisdom... if they're true.

Here's a good one...

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6270866/il_570xN.271324533.jpg)

same with

(https://gallery.mailchimp.com/8f8d44f1fc10bd074f648a4de/images/lincoln_meme.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2015, 09:03:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 08:58:41 AM

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6270866/il_570xN.271324533.jpg)

And the rest have trouble with grammar?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 10:20:07 AM

Quote from: outin on January 17, 2015, 09:03:23 AM

And the rest have trouble with grammar?  ::)

Depends on whether you read it as "four thirds people" or "four out of three people". Both are actually options.

Personally, I prefer to think that people are right. God knows there's enough instance where they clearly ain't to  not need to delve into the quibbleous.

(Yes, I just made that word up. I like it.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2015, 10:49:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 10:20:07 AM

Depends on whether you read it as "four thirds people" or "four out of three people". Both are actually options.

I know...but somehow I don't like the image of the former at all...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 11:59:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 10:20:07 AM

Personally, I prefer to think that people are right. God knows there's enough instance where they clearly ain't to  not need to delve into the quibbleous.

(Yes, I just made that word up. I like it.)

I hate to say it, but it's been used before - sorry to say...

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=quibbleous&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=mU26VKNv0-3yBYDigtAL#safe=off&q=quibbleous&nfpr=1

Next time try to be a little more originalous, uniquality, uniqualous,

BOLLOCKSITY... It's hard to make a made up word without someone else using it previously.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 01:12:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 11:59:59 AM

I hate to say it, but it's been used before - sorry to say...

No need to be sorry. I thought it should be a word. It's refreshing to know there are others out there of the same view.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 03:38:39 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 10:20:07 AM

Personally, I prefer to think that people are right. God knows there's enough instance where they clearly ain't to  not need to delve into the quibbleous.

I have a scottish accent, so I could probably get away with saying it's a slang word used in Scotland.   You never know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 17, 2015, 11:20:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2015, 03:38:39 PM

I have a scottish accent, so I could probably get away with saying it's a slang word used in Scotland.   You never know.

You get away with far too much already. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2015, 01:29:16 AM

It's great... Isn't it?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 18, 2015, 01:46:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2015, 01:29:16 AM

It's great... Isn't it?    ;D

Until this happens...

(https://oregonfirst.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chickens-vultures-coming-home-to-roost.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2015, 10:52:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 18, 2015, 01:46:37 AM

(https://oregonfirst.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/chickens-vultures-coming-home-to-roost.jpg)

That picture is flawed, because they aren't chickens - so I don't see the point in this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 18, 2015, 11:06:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2015, 10:52:03 AM

That picture is flawed, because they aren't chickens

They are. They've just taken off their day clothes to reveal their true identity.

Remember that when next at KFC.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 18, 2015, 12:22:50 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 18, 2015, 11:06:45 AM

... They've just taken off their day clothes to reveal their true identity...

Or perhaps just adjusted things a bit.  Sometimes that's all it takes.  Little changes ->dramatic results
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4iJ2x7s9RiM/UrNOrZTtYNI/AAAAAAAAPZk/9HeTj7jC9nw/s1600/Anna-Simon.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2015, 06:21:41 PM

I follow that up with a corgi...  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/wKjdA9G.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 18, 2015, 10:17:58 PM

Well... if we're posting puppies...

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/f8/62/d7f862cb0d28c772623989d0681c84b5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2015, 11:48:01 PM

That could be an adult corgi.

(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images10/PembrokeLucy2.jpg)

"My ancestors were wolves."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2015, 11:57:18 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 18, 2015, 11:48:01 PM

(https://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images10/PembrokeLucy2.jpg)

"My ancestors were wolves."

I don't know - I think they're ancestors were probably hamsters looking at their pudgy body and dumb looking faces. Over time they got bigger and grew bitter teeth.

Evolution - it's a wonderful thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 12:36:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2015, 11:57:18 PM

looking at their pudgy body and dumb looking faces.

(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/43681092.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 19, 2015, 12:39:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 18, 2015, 06:21:41 PM

I follow that up with a corgi...  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/wKjdA9G.jpg)

i see your tree and raise you 7 buiscutz
(https://petsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Clark-the-dog-accepted-the-challenge-of-ultimate-focus-guess-how-many-treats-he-could-hold.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2015, 05:19:04 AM

Drop the junk food!

(https://www.thriftysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dog-food-recipes-320.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 05:27:13 AM

Quote from: outin on January 19, 2015, 05:19:04 AM

Drop the junk food!

Best don't...

(https://www.merton.gov.uk/fast-food_merton_posters-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2015, 05:31:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 05:27:13 AM

Best don't...

https://www.merton.gov.uk/fast-food_merton_posters-3.jpg (https://www.merton.gov.uk/fast-food_merton_posters-3.jpg)

Now why would you do that?? It isn't even morning there, is it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 05:55:39 AM

Quote from: outin on January 19, 2015, 05:31:11 AM

Now why would you do that?? It isn't even morning there, is it?

Do what? Are you trying to make me look stupid?

(I owe 10 cents to perfect-pitch, it seems)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2015, 06:15:59 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 05:55:39 AM

Are you trying to make me look stupid?

Do I need to ?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 06:30:06 AM

Quote from: outin on January 19, 2015, 06:15:59 AM

Do I need to ?  ;D

Given the level of expertise around here, you wouldn't be my first choice.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2015, 08:32:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 06:30:06 AM

Given the level of expertise around here, you wouldn't be my first choice.  ;)

Really?  ;D

Back to topic!

A new rule: Only those who can post something more stupid than this are allowed to post!

(https://waitingforbabybird.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/cat-bikini-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2015, 09:23:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 05:55:39 AM

(I owe 10 cents to perfect-pitch, it seems)

Well, that's okay. Based on the 184762846% interest my Nigerian bank calculates per second, you now owe me...

15 trillion dollars. If I could have that in $100 bills, so that I can have a money fight and store it all in a scrooge McDuckian vault.     ;D

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote from: outin on January 19, 2015, 08:32:25 AM

A new rule: Only those who can post something more stupid than this are allowed to post!

Okay... I hope this suffices then...

(https://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2013/03/NsHx3pr.jpg)

IF NOT... Backup STUPID!!!

https://duckduckgrayduck.com/2012/06/01/incredibly-stupid/



(Isn't Google great...   :))

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2015, 10:15:17 AM

Not sure that's stupid enough...after all he's pretty cute and can make a career out of it...and come on, cats in bikinis? Even I have to struggle to top that...
Couldn't even get the joke and I know everything about cats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 19, 2015, 10:39:16 AM

Quote from: outin on January 19, 2015, 08:32:25 AM

...Only those who can post something more stupid than this are allowed to ......

Nomination 1
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cat-slips-fails-jump.gif?w=320)
*note -kitteh survived, whew!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2015, 10:47:49 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 19, 2015, 10:39:16 AM

Nomination 1
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cat-slips-fails-jump.gif?w=320)
*note -kitteh survived, whew!

That's no kitten, but a fat adult cat...so pretty stupid, but still breaking the rules!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 19, 2015, 11:02:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2015, 09:23:42 AM

scrooge McDuckian vault.     ;D

Leaving aside your capitalisation atrocities, i's not a vault it's a money bin.  ::)

Deposited. Have a receipt from your security guards, the Beagle Boys.

PS - not playing the "stupid post" game - you're all way too overqualified for me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2015, 02:09:04 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 19, 2015, 12:39:15 AM

i see your tree and raise you 7 buiscutz
(https://petsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Clark-the-dog-accepted-the-challenge-of-ultimate-focus-guess-how-many-treats-he-could-hold.png)

I'll see your little cookie stacks and raise you a Jenga-style biscuit stack...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a0ZchGqls4M/hqdefault.jpg)



And I'll have pp know I've seen several cat pics recently that would be good here, but I avoided posting them, including a pic of the hairless, elephant cat (or one of them) from the front where it's got some weird looking fur.   *Bob ponders whether a verbal description of a cat counts....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2015, 03:24:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 19, 2015, 02:09:04 PM

And I'll have pp know I've seen several cat pics recently that would be good here, but I avoided posting them, including a pic of the hairless, elephant cat (or one of them) from the front where it's got some weird looking fur.   *Bob ponders whether a verbal description of a cat counts....*

Well, after that description - no pic is needed (thanks for the nightmares), but I have to admire your restraint on not posting cat pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 19, 2015, 03:51:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 19, 2015, 02:09:04 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/a0ZchGqls4M/hqdefault.jpg)

"*brother!"
 ;D
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uQKHDmGzQ90/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on January 19, 2015, 05:46:05 PM

Been ages since i last won this.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2015, 09:33:17 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on January 19, 2015, 05:46:05 PM

Been ages since i last won this.

Thal

Yeah....


 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2015, 12:29:40 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on January 19, 2015, 05:46:05 PM

Been ages since i last won this.

Thal

It's nice that you think you can win this... Keeping thinking positive thoughts though. Maybe that will make you FEEL like a winner.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 01:15:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2015, 12:29:40 AM

It's nice that you think you can win this... Keeping thinking positive thoughts though. Maybe that will make you FEEL like a winner.     ;D

Just remember....

(https://www.bangstickers.com/static/images/Its-not-over-until-I-win.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2015, 03:28:04 AM

Seems quite a few of you have been disqualified due to breaking the rules.

But not me...I specialize in extreme stupidity.

(https://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/430/274788679_1652435.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2015, 10:31:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 01:15:09 AM

(https://www.bangstickers.com/static/images/Its-not-over-until-I-win.gif)

(https://www.irelandbeforeyoudie.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/LOL-BRAH-NOT-GONNA-HAPPEN.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 20, 2015, 11:22:09 AM

Thing about winning is that the next guy can still take your prize from you.
(https://i.imgur.com/zx8F8su.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:26:25 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 20, 2015, 11:22:09 AM

Thing about winning is that the next guy can still take your prize from you.

Not if there isn't one.

Longevity is the key to this - or time travel, or immortality, or serial killing. I'm keeping my options open.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2015, 11:30:08 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:26:25 AM

Not if there isn't one.

Longevity is the key to this - or time travel, or immortality, or serial killing. I'm keeping my options open.

It never was about the prize anyway...I don't really need any options, I'll win anyway...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:31:22 AM

Quote from: outin on January 20, 2015, 11:30:08 AM

It never was about the prize anyway...I don't really need any options, I'll win anyway...

I meant "next guy".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2015, 11:34:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:31:22 AM

I meant "next guy".

Whatever guy you meant won't make any difference to me winning :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:44:34 AM

Quote from: outin on January 20, 2015, 11:34:03 AM

Whatever guy you meant won't make any difference to me winning :)

That's true, but I think we mean that in quite different ways.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2015, 11:53:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:44:34 AM

That's true, but I think we mean that in quite different ways.

As long as we agree :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2015, 12:06:33 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/KItwtGL.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2015, 12:47:21 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2015, 12:06:33 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/KItwtGL.gif)

Great Bob, that's definitely stupid enough!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:30:06 PM

When did stupidity become the rule instead of just the norm?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2015, 11:52:33 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:26:25 AM

Not if there isn't one.

Longevity is the key to this - or time travel, or immortality, or serial killing. I'm keeping my options open.

You're forgetting I traveled into the future and sent a post 2 billion years into the future.

Your attempts to win are futile. Just declare me the ultimate winner and you can then move on with your lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2015, 12:38:32 AM

I knew that dog pic looked familiar... Like a muppet moray eel....

(https://spressivo.com/isa/coralreef/images/moray%20eel_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 21, 2015, 12:52:06 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/aoV2d6o.jpg)
Dog snap chat  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2015, 12:56:24 AM

Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eJgaXnyuFIU/mqdefault.jpg)


*Bob hopes he doesn't win with this post.*  Not this way.  Not this way....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 01:03:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2015, 11:52:33 PM

Just declare me the ultimate winner

How about penultimate winner?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2015, 04:35:00 AM

Ultimate or penultimate wiener.  Let's go with that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 05:04:03 AM

Let's not.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2015, 05:32:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 20, 2015, 11:30:06 PM

When did stupidity become the rule instead of just the norm?

When I rewrote the rules.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2015, 05:35:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 21, 2015, 12:56:24 AM

Just when you thought it couldn't get any stupider...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eJgaXnyuFIU/mqdefault.jpg)


*Bob hopes he doesn't win with this post.*  Not this way.  Not this way....

You did an excellent job here, but don't worry! There's no way you could actually win, that task is reserved for someone even more deserving. You all know who it is :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 05:40:15 AM

Quote from: outin on January 21, 2015, 05:32:39 AM

When I rewrote the rules.

Regarding your attempted coup....

(https://galerie.alittlemarket.com/galerie/sell/224442/pins-badge-slogan-refuse-resiste-1606166-refuse-b240c_big.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2015, 05:44:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 05:40:15 AM

Regarding your attempted coup....

(https://galerie.alittlemarket.com/galerie/sell/224442/pins-badge-slogan-refuse-resiste-1606166-refuse-b240c_big.jpg)

(https://i0.wp.com/www.libertystickers.com/static/images/collectivism-always-leads-to.gif)

I'm just making it easier for you  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 06:04:00 AM

Quote from: outin on January 21, 2015, 05:44:23 AM

(https://i0.wp.com/www.libertystickers.com/static/images/collectivism-always-leads-to.gif)

I'm just making it easier for you  :-*

Quoting Freidrich certainly does.

(https://cdn2.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/viva_la_revolucion.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2015, 06:12:32 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 06:04:00 AM

Quoting Freidrich certainly does.

Penance required!

(https://api.ning.com/files/TOoAQlDC4Xrkgm4JrDI2bz-DDCwNAunnP-eewCQl2w7v9Cl3UQDBy8rZ*wwNaGFDOq1Xgb36tsPp1I3HkUI*8TccJWE--V3W/89769876987.JPG?width=737&height=420)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 06:44:49 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3XAyEiR6rvQ/TDsoSpihCQI/AAAAAAAAAF0/PAjBshB8Wz0/s1600/Shiny.jpg)

You are forgiven.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 21, 2015, 10:54:01 AM

*i win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 11:29:35 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 21, 2015, 10:54:01 AM

*i win

If you can't do capitals, you're disqualified.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2015, 11:45:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 11:29:35 AM

If you can't do capitals, you're disqualified.

That rule is hereby approved.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 11:49:49 AM

Quote from: outin on January 21, 2015, 11:45:17 AM

That rule is hereby approved.

Your approval is not required. In the sense you don't mean it, it is welcome. In the sense you do mean it, it is just one step closer to your day of reckoning.

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/89/4e/0e/894e0ea4d1f6363ca6524c179873ef9f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2015, 01:39:15 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 11:49:49 AM

Your approval is not required.

Oh yes it is!
What Karl aimed to do I have already achieved...only the first part though. So far...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2015, 02:46:57 PM

You're all just jealous of my time-traveling abilities...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 11:50:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2015, 02:46:57 PM

You're all just jealous of my time-traveling abilities...

It's hard to be jealous of nothing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2015, 12:59:40 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 21, 2015, 11:50:29 PM

It's hard to be jealous of nothing.

Apart from my time-traveling abilities...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2015, 01:28:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2015, 12:59:40 AM

Apart from my time-traveling abilities...    ;D

All learnt from....

(https://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/science-technology/44024d1245967411-how-build-your-own-time-machine-time-travel-dummies.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2015, 02:46:34 AM

Time travel is hard work. (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hr2aj1ibVYE/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2015, 03:57:31 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 22, 2015, 01:28:22 AM

(https://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/science-technology/44024d1245967411-how-build-your-own-time-machine-time-travel-dummies.jpg)

Don't be stupid... I used this.

(https://everythingdifferent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Tardis-JPEG.jpg)

Controls are hard to get used to and sometimes the changes on the space-time continuum can be a little dangerous... Once I had a chat to L. Ron about aliens in the 50's as a joke... buggers been obsessed about them ever since.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2015, 04:52:14 AM

Perhaps this will help....

(https://fc04.deviantart.net/fs42/i/2009/147/e/5/TARDIS_Prime_Control_FINAL_by_phaeton99.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2015, 09:14:45 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 22, 2015, 04:52:14 AM

Perhaps this will help....

I DIDN'T say that I didn't know how to use the TARDIS, all I said was that flying it is hard.

I know how to use my TARDIS thank you.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2015, 09:38:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2015, 09:14:45 AM

I know how to use my TARDIS thank you.    ;D

Obviously.

(https://www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/timeline/ponds/images/tardis-crash.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2015, 12:19:25 PM

Ok, I have to admit you people are getting better at following the rules :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 22, 2015, 10:30:42 PM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2015, 12:19:25 PM

Ok, I have to admit you people are getting better at following the rules :)

You confuse aptitude for acquiescence.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 12:47:11 AM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2015, 12:19:25 PM

Ok, I have to admit you people are getting better at following the rules :)

Rules???

There are RULES??? I've just been posting psychotic nonsense at a whim to vent my frustration about the complexities of life.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2015, 04:29:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 12:47:11 AM

Rules???

There are RULES???

Only these:

(https://walterjameson.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/keep-off-the-grass-200x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 05:37:50 AM

Here's my thoughts on that...

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002826295/321291663_break_the_rules_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2015, 06:22:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 05:37:50 AM

Here's my thoughts on that...

Don't just sit there.....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_baBLnleMCrc/SDIMLtsYYxI/AAAAAAAAAg8/nI_qfcRvmaw/s400/join+the+revolution.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2015, 06:52:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 12:47:11 AM

Rules???

There are RULES???

Yes, there are rules now. I gave them to you free of charge, because I am not just the greatest but also kind (occasionally)  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 09:14:19 AM

Quote from: outin on January 23, 2015, 06:52:44 AM

Yes, there are rules now. I gave them to you free of charge, because I am not just the greatest but also kind (occasionally)  :-*

No... I meant it's kind of cute how you think that we're just going to play by your rules.

Ahhhh... to be naive.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2015, 09:19:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 09:14:19 AM

No... I meant it's kind of cute how you think that we're just going to play by your rules.

Ahhhh... to be naive.    ;D

Yes, it's quite cute how some of you believe you could not :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 09:27:57 AM

Quote from: outin on January 23, 2015, 09:19:24 AM

Yes, it's quite cute how some of you believe you could not :)

Scottish can't possibly be Naive... It's in our genetics. Whiskey killed that trait a long time ago.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2015, 09:30:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 09:27:57 AM

Scottish can't possibly be Naive... It's in our genetics. Whiskey killed that trait a long time ago.     ;D

It may have killed something else too...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2015, 09:46:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 09:27:57 AM

Scottish can't possibly be Naive... It's in our genetics. Whiskey killed that trait a long time ago.     ;D

A Scot that can't spell whisky?   ::)

Release the banshees!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 10:14:04 AM

OH BOLLOCKS TO THE BLOODY DROWNING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BY THE U.S.

I thought Whisky was the US spelling, and Whiskey was the British, but again - like the bastardisation of the english language - I've gotten the bloody 2 mixed up.

DAMN U.S. and their inability to spell common words properly. They always have to go and screw things up.

Quote from: j_menz on January 23, 2015, 09:46:17 AM

Release the banshees!

Chuck Norris is my bodyguard - he can take care of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 23, 2015, 10:35:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 23, 2015, 09:46:17 AM

Release the banshees!

Like this?  
*meh ...close enough

(https://release the kitties animated gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 23, 2015, 11:58:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2015, 10:14:04 AM

OH BOLLOCKS TO THE BLOODY DROWNING OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BY THE U.S.

I thought Whisky was the US spelling, and Whiskey was the British, but again - like the bastardisation of the english language - I've gotten the bloody 2 mixed up.

DAMN U.S. and their inability to spell common words properly. They always have to go and screw things up.

Umm... much as I sympathise, the Irish use the "whiskey" spelling.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2015, 04:38:47 PM

*Bob releases some tarigardes into the thread.*

(https://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/files/2014/03/tardigrade_swim.gif)



These will win.  They'll outlast us all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2015, 05:06:45 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 24, 2015, 04:38:47 PM

*Bob releases some tarigardes into the thread.*

(https://tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com/files/2014/03/tardigrade_swim.gif)



These will win.  They'll outlast us all.

That's not stupid but it's so cute you're forgiven :)

I could turn into one if necessary, but I doubt such drastic measures are necessary to ensure my win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 24, 2015, 10:27:16 PM

Quote from: outin on January 24, 2015, 05:06:45 PM

I could turn into one if necessary, but I doubt such drastic measures are necessary to ensure my win.

Anything that's eaten by worms is unlikely to be around at the end.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2015, 11:53:36 PM

They're small.  They could have been here this whole time and we just never noticed them.

*Bob glances around for these... thermoturds...*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 12:41:41 AM

Well... this is taking an interesting detour...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 25, 2015, 12:42:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 12:41:41 AM

Well... this is taking an interesting detour...

It seems there's a definition of "interesting" with which I am unfamiliar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2015, 03:56:44 AM

I wasn't following the thread before.  I popped in with a post now and then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2015, 06:07:44 AM

Now who needs cute kittens when we have these all around...

(https://main-designyoutrust.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/NASA-loves-Tardigrade-640x552.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 25, 2015, 10:13:16 AM

Y'all need to get a, like, life.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2015, 01:25:15 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 25, 2015, 10:13:16 AM

Y'all need to get a, like, life.  ::)

Yeah, we should all join the fleet ;)

OTOH, have you ever tried to play the piano in space?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 01:26:47 PM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2015, 06:07:44 AM

Now who needs cute kittens when we have these all around...

(https://main-designyoutrust.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/NASA-loves-Tardigrade-640x552.jpg)

Bloody hell... I never thought I'd say this - but after seeing them - can we bring back the kittens???

Or at least anything BUT those creepy little buggers???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2015, 01:33:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 01:26:47 PM

Or at least anything BUT those creepy little buggers???

Would you prefer these?

(https://www.inceptivenotions.com/images/blog/11.6.08/2big.jpg)

They are very friendly and always close to you :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 02:04:47 PM

You're sick... My life functioned perfectly normal because I had again repressed the fact that there were billions of little bugs crawling and festering all over my skin.

Thank you for that sick, twisted and horrifying reminder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2015, 02:13:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 02:04:47 PM

You're sick... My life functioned perfectly normal because I had again repressed the fact that there were billions of little bugs crawling and festering all over my skin.

Thank you for that sick, twisted and horrifying reminder.

My pleasure  :-*

I guess you're happy these things are only found in the ocean?

(https://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/055/232/i02/hydrothermal-worm-electron-microscope.jpg?1374863448)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2015, 03:46:16 PM

I found some more.  Looks like these are fighting.

(https://www.citywidemoonwalks.com/houston-interactive-adult-party-rentals/interactives/inflatable-sumos-suit-rentals.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 11:35:24 PM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2015, 02:13:30 PM

My pleasure  :-*

I guess you're happy these things are only found in the ocean?

(https://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/055/232/i02/hydrothermal-worm-electron-microscope.jpg?1374863448)

Which is why I don't go to the ocean. Also, sharks...

... and sting-rays.

... we also have poisonous jelly-fish and other buggers that just want to KILL YOU.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 26, 2015, 05:16:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2015, 11:35:24 PM

Which is why I don't go to the ocean. Also, sharks...

... and sting-rays.

... we also have poisonous jelly-fish and other buggers that just want to KILL YOU.

You're right, better stay on dry land...

OTOH you might encounter one of these if you're not careful. Better stay away from children, they are the most frequent source...

(https://thefunnyinbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/human-hair-Lice-microscope.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 26, 2015, 05:18:35 AM

Amateurs.   :P

(https://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/summer_skin_hazards_slideshow/cdc_photo_of_mosquito.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 26, 2015, 05:29:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 26, 2015, 05:18:35 AM

Amateurs.   :P

(https://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/summer_skin_hazards_slideshow/cdc_photo_of_mosquito.jpg)

But that's just cute! Not that I don't hate them, but still...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 26, 2015, 10:41:34 AM

Looks like nopes are back
*(https://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu26/dramabeans/drama/2010/gumiho14/gumiho14-00336.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 26, 2015, 11:54:44 AM

I can steer it back....


(https://www.danoah.com/wp-content/uploads/microscope-banana.jpg?b6bc0e)

Welcome to the fountains of...  Nevermind, that's just a banana.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 12:30:35 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 26, 2015, 10:41:34 AM

Looks like nopes are back

Let me help...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/b4pPnoO1QDd1C/giphy.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/CJ1AeyfeeGdOw/giphy.gif)

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/02/nope.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/8vcBhYZ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 01:46:07 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001404641/179_milkberry___Please_Say_Yes_cover4_xlarge.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2015, 04:03:36 AM

Oops.  I forgot to post.  Thanks for saving my spot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 04:12:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 01:46:07 AM

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/001404641/179_milkberry___Please_Say_Yes_cover4_xlarge.png)

(https://d2a2wjuuf1c30f.cloudfront.net/product_photos/201091/IMG_5061_original.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 04:33:06 AM

Nitrous Oxide?

(https://rlv.zcache.com/laughing_gas_photocard-p243566808580968923env3a_400.jpg)

And yes, I know it's N₂O not N₁O₁ - I just naturally expect you to be wrong.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2015, 05:03:08 AM

(https://pdmtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/PDMTV_image_YES_spot.jpg)

I wonder if they provide a cool pianist along with the equipment...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 05:41:58 AM

Quote from: outin on January 27, 2015, 05:03:08 AM

I wonder if they provide a cool pianist along with the equipment...

Cool enough?

(https://penguingiftshop.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/penguin-playing-grand-piano.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 08:30:36 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 05:41:58 AM

Cool enough?

(https://penguingiftshop.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/penguin-playing-grand-piano.jpg)

How about a cool piano???

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/66/52/d466525945574278093d9790bcf81c4e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2015, 11:53:14 AM

(https://herschelian.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/harbin-ice-piano.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 02:27:29 PM

You may think you have me beaten... but I have SUB-ZERO playing piano.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F0NST6W6sNI/maxresdefault.jpg)

BEAT THAT!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 10:13:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 02:27:29 PM

You may think you have me beaten... but I have SUB-ZERO playing piano.

BEAT THAT!!!    ;D

As ever, Batman to the rescue...

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/batman-subzero2_8374.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 11:33:13 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 27, 2015, 10:13:39 PM

As ever, Batman to the rescue...

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/batman-subzero2_8374.jpg)

Well... Let it be said that you never like to lose a challenge. I tip my hat to you...

Jst t nny y, 'll typ th nxt sntnc wtht ny vwls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2015, 11:48:36 PM

Is that guy's arms part of the costume?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2015, 12:00:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/74VkKp5.jpg)

*Bob releases ring tailed lemurs into the thread to take out one member.* 

That's one down.  Who's next?  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2015, 12:04:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 11:33:13 PM

I tip my hat off to you...

Tipping your hat would be fine. Tipping it off just looks silly.  :P

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2015, 11:33:13 PM

Jst t anny y, 'll typ th nxt sntnc wtht ny vwls.

"A" isn't always a vowel?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2015, 01:02:11 AM

Well... if we're back onto pictures of animals... Here's a panda for you.

(https://7-themes.com/data_images/out/10/6800119-kung-fu-panda.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2015, 02:09:38 AM

And here's a roosteroscerous.....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-n2QvonGTdAI/UJ-8ZS4B9uI/AAAAAAAAoJE/-Qr7oYC0DIs/s1600/strange+animal+(7).jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2015, 03:46:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 28, 2015, 02:09:38 AM

And here's a roosteroscerous.....

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-n2QvonGTdAI/UJ-8ZS4B9uI/AAAAAAAAoJE/-Qr7oYC0DIs/s1600/strange+animal+(7).jpg)

And to think there are people who don't want us to meddle with Gene splicing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2015, 04:04:50 AM

I'll just post more frozen things, it's so homey :)

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k1gyR9vgcMU/U2zhuagHf8I/AAAAAAAAIfQ/KljrN2wqmq0/s1600/A+frozen,+kind+of+depressed+statue.+-+The+30+Most+Amazing+Photos+Of+Frozen+Things+In+Honor+Of+The+Coldest+Morning+Of+The+21st+Century.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2015, 04:43:16 AM

So now if someone wanted to post the opposite, you'd find yourself googling "hot women" right?  Haha.


I'll try it anyway.... There might be something I can actually post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2015, 04:46:58 AM

Ok.  Made it.  I had to scroll for a long time.  It's like doing a word count of the word "the."

Behold!  Hot women....

(https://www.sweedeedee.se/archives/record_sleeves_by_robert_crumb/images/hot_women_cd_label.jpg)

That's my anti-reply to the frozen dude up there.


Also found the album cover I think....

(https://www.eastriverstringband.com/radioshow/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/9783036915050.jpg)

 ::)  This artist... Probably didn't have a google image as a reference point....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2015, 04:49:34 AM

So how about

(https://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/283420-bigthumbnail.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2015, 04:53:40 AM

(https://www.bitrebels.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/wonder-sauna-hot-pants-2.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2015, 05:22:47 AM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3199/2295522332_c9277628f7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2015, 05:46:21 AM

Good grief.

(https://www.thelooneybin.id.au/images/looneybin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2015, 04:16:40 PM

(https://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/058/9/f/frozen_bin_by_ombre_blanche-d4qkuc5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 28, 2015, 11:13:33 PM

Right. Just off to the shops to get me one of these babies.....

(https://www.panamapump.com/images/flameGun.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2015, 11:27:11 PM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2015, 04:49:34 AM

(https://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/283420-bigthumbnail.jpg)

Mmmm... They're trapped... and unable to move.

MY TIME to shine...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2015, 08:15:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 28, 2015, 11:13:33 PM

Right. Just off to the shops to get me one of these babies.....

(https://www.panamapump.com/images/flameGun.jpg)

(https://maxcdn.creativeadawards.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Frozen-Flame-2-l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2015, 10:17:27 AM

Is there a special Finnish version of google just so your winters don't seem so awfully bleak?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 29, 2015, 10:40:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2015, 10:17:27 AM

Is there a special Finnish version of google just so your winters don't seem so awfully bleak?

Shhh don't tell people about the secret engines!!
*i use starter google
(https://cdn.memepix.com/images/large/p1qsc.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2015, 11:01:14 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 29, 2015, 10:40:28 AM

Shhh don't tell people about the secret engines!!
*i use starter google
(https://cdn.memepix.com/images/large/p1qsc.gif)

I'm not sure which one is worse - this or Caber tossing...

(Or what the Australians call football - MAN, that sucks!!!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2015, 07:42:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2015, 10:17:27 AM

Is there a special Finnish version of google just so your winters don't seem so awfully bleak?

I need new entertainment while waiting for my win...whatever you post I'll freeze  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 29, 2015, 11:14:21 PM

Quote from: outin on January 29, 2015, 07:42:03 PM

I need new entertainment while waiting for my win...whatever you post I'll freeze  ;)

Since this freezing over is a prerequisite for your win, you may as well get started...

(https://www.helltycoon.com/images/screenie-001.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2015, 11:42:52 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2015, 11:14:21 PM

(https://www.helltycoon.com/images/screenie-001.jpg)

What game is that? And which DECADE is it from?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2015, 12:43:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2015, 11:42:52 PM

What game is that? And which DECADE is it from?

You're asking me?  ::)

I can tell you it's not Pong, and it's probably from one of the relatively few decades after that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 30, 2015, 12:54:42 AM

(https://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/indiana-jones-popcorn-reaction-gif.gif)
Mhm it's gettin good

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 30, 2015, 02:48:07 AM

Nice timing...


The professor in this clip wears a fedora.  Haha.  Seems to be ignoring them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2015, 04:39:58 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 29, 2015, 11:14:21 PM

Since this freezing over is a prerequisite for your win, you may as well get started...

(https://www.helltycoon.com/images/screenie-001.jpg)

That was just too easy  ::)

(https://lisavandyke.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/frozen-hell.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2015, 04:45:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 30, 2015, 12:54:42 AM

(https://nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/indiana-jones-popcorn-reaction-gif.gif)

(https://www.thenational.ae/storyimage/AB/20140901/BLOGS/140909930/AR/0/AR-140909930.jpg&MaxW=640&imageVersion=default)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2015, 04:46:35 AM

And a bonus...

(https://coconutoilcooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Frozen-Popcorn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 30, 2015, 10:48:39 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2015, 04:46:35 AM

And a bonus...

(https://coconutoilcooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Frozen-Popcorn.jpg)

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shocked_owl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2015, 11:35:38 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 30, 2015, 10:48:39 AM

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shocked_owl.gif)

(https://www.boorp.com/sfondi_gratis_desktop_pc/sfondi_gratis/sfondi_animali_cuccioli/frozen_owl_gufo_con_neve.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 30, 2015, 10:44:24 PM

(https://www.abronsartscenter.org/assets/images/event-images/antifreeze.jpg)

Share it around!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2015, 11:45:28 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2015, 10:44:24 PM

(https://www.abronsartscenter.org/assets/images/event-images/antifreeze.jpg)

Maybe we should post that here:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=57138.0

Give it a try J_Menz... see how it tastes. 

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2015, 12:38:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2015, 11:45:28 PM

Give it a try J_Menz... see how it tastes. 

 ;D

Since ice never gets anywhere near my scotch, it seems unnecessary (and possibly poisonous).  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2015, 06:19:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 30, 2015, 10:44:24 PM

(https://www.abronsartscenter.org/assets/images/event-images/antifreeze.jpg)

Share it around!

Pathetic...

(https://tla-temagami.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/my-anti-freeze-is-frozen-jan-22-2013.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on January 31, 2015, 06:55:14 AM

Quote from: outin on January 31, 2015, 06:19:03 AM

Pathetic...

Indeed. You should have noted that mines the ad for a live performance, not something you stick in a car radiator.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2015, 07:22:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on January 31, 2015, 06:55:14 AM

Indeed. You should have noted that mines the ad for a live performance, not something you stick in a car radiator.  ::)

Makes no difference. You just can't see it's frozen already because of the opaque packaging ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2015, 03:02:51 PM

Quote from: j_menz on January 31, 2015, 06:55:14 AM

Indeed. You should have noted that mines the ad for a live performance, not something you stick in a car radiator.  ::)

You should have noticed that I didn't care... Who calls a performance 'Anti-freeze'???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 31, 2015, 04:23:25 PM

*Bob places a double pendulum at the end of the thread to defend it from further posts.* ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2015, 07:17:07 PM

(https://www.themainephotosource.com/images/IcedScrub4161Pendulum-copy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 31, 2015, 08:58:42 PM

(https://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1012/penmanship-write-your-name-in-snow-demotivational-posters-1292872151.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 01, 2015, 01:32:35 AM

Yes , this is proceeding  nicely. 
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MrACoDWlcDw/Tw4rz3ShPfI/AAAAAAAAAm8/3DNCzyi4mRk/s1600/old-spice-guy-nodding.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2015, 01:37:43 AM

So THAT's where Bobble-heads come from...    ;D

Continuing on with the snow theme...

(https://stemjobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/snowman.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 01, 2015, 01:45:06 AM

(https://rlv.zcache.com.au/i_am_melting_away_without_you_greeting_card-r3b6fc700fa35462daff4153367a698e1_xvuak_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 01, 2015, 02:27:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 01, 2015, 01:45:06 AM

(https://rlv.zcache.com.au/i_am_melting_away_without_you_greeting_card-r3b6fc700fa35462daff4153367a698e1_xvuak_8byvr_324.jpg)

Precisely .  Ice sux
(https://vipgif.com/uploads/gif/gif/6889/bernese-mountain-dog-slips-on-ice.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 01, 2015, 05:00:56 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 01, 2015, 02:27:18 AM

Ice sux

Sometimes literally...


(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3IErUbFXMHQ/U_cq6m_aUfI/AAAAAAAAUsQ/zVOovaDCx9g/s1600/falling%2Bthrough%2Bthin%2Bice%2Bgag.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 01, 2015, 06:25:42 AM

(https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/antarctic_seaice_sept19.jpg)

Australia will be next...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2015, 02:09:52 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 01, 2015, 02:27:18 AM

Precisely .  Ice sux
(https://vipgif.com/uploads/gif/gif/6889/bernese-mountain-dog-slips-on-ice.gif)

ICE doesn't suck... It's just that dogs are incredibly stupid. That's all.    ;D

Your spelling of sux, sucks though...

Quote from: outin on February 01, 2015, 06:25:42 AM

(https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/antarctic_seaice_sept19.jpg)

Australia will be next...

Yeah - it's summer here and almost 38 degrees on average this week, so I doubt that ice gets anywhere near us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2015, 02:36:01 PM

*Bob takes quiet pride in knowing that Australia cannot see Polaris (northern star) and that that means something is better about the northern hemisphere.*  ::)


(https://coolscience.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2015, 11:23:33 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 01, 2015, 02:36:01 PM

*Bob takes quiet pride in knowing that Australia cannot see Polaris (northern star)...

(https://coolscience.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/photo1.jpg)

You can keep your Northern star... We have KOALAS!!!

(https://i.imgur.com/nhmdk3D.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 01, 2015, 11:55:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2015, 11:23:33 PM

You can keep your Northern star... We have KOALAS!!!

And their rarer relation.....

(https://i0.wp.com/www.savagechickens.com/wp-content/uploads/chickenkoala.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2015, 04:31:59 AM

(https://alsbeverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/koala-ice-koala.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2015, 04:36:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2015, 02:09:52 PM

Yeah - it's summer here and almost 38 degrees on average this week, so I doubt that ice gets anywhere near us.

Guess how long it takes to change that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 02, 2015, 04:37:41 AM

Koalas eat their mother's poop when their babies.  And their mean.


When going to take your warm temps up here soon... Soon...  :o ::)   And then it will be too much heat and we'll complain about that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 02, 2015, 04:39:19 AM

Quote from: outin on February 02, 2015, 04:36:41 AM

Guess how long it takes to change that?

Wrong hemisphere. Polar vortices are a northern phenomena only.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2015, 04:40:29 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 02, 2015, 04:39:19 AM

Wrong hemisphere. Polar vortices are a northern phenomena only.  ::)

Now who says I cannot change the order of that as well?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 02, 2015, 05:12:26 AM

Quote from: outin on February 02, 2015, 04:40:29 AM

Now who says I cannot change the order of that as well?  ::)

Any sane person.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2015, 05:21:25 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 02, 2015, 05:12:26 AM

Any sane person.  ::)

(https://www.divaluxe.com/LAMF1977/PIX/Freeze_Sanity_Detail.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2015, 11:07:58 AM

Quote from: outin on February 02, 2015, 04:40:29 AM

Now who says I cannot change the order of that as well?  ::)

Guess that proves your sanity level...



(Call the guys in white coats... NOW - before he escapes.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2015, 06:03:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2015, 11:07:58 AM

(Call the guys in white coats... NOW - before he escapes.)

You sent them? They were chasing some guy before I decided to freeze them as well :)

(https://www.edu.vantaa.fi/suomi/lumipuv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2015, 12:48:19 AM

Freeze this....

(https://www.fisicamente.net/A/Liquid_Helium.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 03, 2015, 01:08:55 AM

Just gonna sit down and have snack.
Lady la la la
(https://i.giftrunk.com/4g0jjm.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2015, 01:24:04 AM

Mmmm. cosy.

(https://longshotsblues.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/animated_fire_by_nevit.gif)

Now, is that roast dinosaur I smell?  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 03, 2015, 08:39:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2015, 12:48:19 AM

Freeze this....

(https://www.fisicamente.net/A/Liquid_Helium.gif)

Sigh...

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--WhwG5_L2--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18fzcqi2hxgexjpg.jpg)

https://io9.com/5987458/a-spiral-through-frozen-helium (https://io9.com/5987458/a-spiral-through-frozen-helium)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 03, 2015, 08:42:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2015, 01:24:04 AM

Now, is that roast dinosaur I smell?  :-\

(https://i2.wp.com/pagingfunmums.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/DINO-EGGS-5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 03, 2015, 07:33:07 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 03, 2015, 01:08:55 AM

Just gonna sit down and have snack.

Why you're clairvoyant. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 03, 2015, 11:44:52 PM

Quote from: goldentone on February 03, 2015, 07:33:07 PM

Why you're clairvoyant. :)

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WwJiqSCYxqg/UMfv2mvikSI/AAAAAAAAIyw/K0l7IND7-ks/s400/m-claire.voyant-02.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 04, 2015, 11:21:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 03, 2015, 11:44:52 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WwJiqSCYxqg/UMfv2mvikSI/AAAAAAAAIyw/K0l7IND7-ks/s400/m-claire.voyant-02.jpg)

Quote from: goldentone on February 03, 2015, 07:33:07 PM

Why you're clairvoyant. :)

Ha ha perhaps! :P

Ooh almost forgot my drink
(https://media.giphy.com/media/beUGtz8Uh8sy4/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 04, 2015, 11:27:54 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2015, 11:21:56 AM

Ooh almost forgot my drink

Put it down. Now! It's clearly been spiked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 04, 2015, 11:36:32 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2015, 11:21:56 AM

Ooh almost forgot my drink
(https://media.giphy.com/media/beUGtz8Uh8sy4/giphy.gif)

(https://www.dogwoodpet.com/wp-content/uploads/dog-frozen-water-bowl-drink.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2015, 02:17:14 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2015, 11:21:56 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/beUGtz8Uh8sy4/giphy.gif)

I bet you have a folder on your hard drive FILLED with gifs like this... just ready to use when the opportunity strikes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 04, 2015, 07:44:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2015, 02:17:14 PM

I bet you have a folder on your hard drive FILLED with gifs like this... just ready to use when the opportunity strikes.

nope.
(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi02ZTVhYmRmMzg4NjYzMGEz.png)
**it's how i win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 04, 2015, 07:50:09 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2015, 07:44:11 PM

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi02ZTVhYmRmMzg4NjYzMGEz.png)

Frozen...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PABGSIL5ECM/U4zsbp-EiOI/AAAAAAAA7mw/JpuNMpd2Ttc/s640/google+logo+ice.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2015, 10:15:46 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2015, 07:44:11 PM

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMi02ZTVhYmRmMzg4NjYzMGEz.png)

I'd say you're mad... that seems true.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 05, 2015, 12:58:28 AM

For you all...

(https://thebarefoot.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bd_4_dummies.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 08:11:58 AM

Spoiler alert... When you end up separating all the pages... you find out the entire book is blank.

(https://musiccityschoolcounselor.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/magic-book-blank1.jpg)

Was a real let-down - I paid $30 for that book.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 05, 2015, 08:51:50 AM

Here' a book for you...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-x8XuXdxLWyc/TxUbLkDk_CI/AAAAAAAAGyw/i0E8ItY68nU/s1600/Screen+shot+2012-01-16+at+10.50.19+PM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 08:57:18 AM

Probably a far better read than...

(https://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/images/facts-about-God.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 05, 2015, 09:11:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 08:57:18 AM

Probably a far better read than...

(https://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/images/facts-about-God.jpg)

Well, we can agree there...although I'm not sure you could actually finish it where you are  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 05, 2015, 09:37:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 08:11:58 AM

Spoiler alert... When you end up separating all the pages... you find out the entire book is blank.

Was a real let-down - I paid $30 for that book.     ;D

Somehow I imagined your writing credit would have guaranteed you a freebie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 01:16:21 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 05, 2015, 09:37:47 AM

Somehow I imagined your writing credit would have guaranteed you a freebie.

Funny how I hadn't heard about the book until you mentioned it... I take it this was one of the books you took home to read from the school library? I can only guess that it was the only other book in the library apart from the...

(https://www.evangelicaloutreach.org/images/facts-about-God.jpg)

Now how about you hush down with another book and let the grown ups get back to the discussion at hand.

(https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140305232036/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/4/4a/Obama_oh_snap.jpg)

Quote from: outin on February 05, 2015, 09:11:24 AM

Well, we can agree there...although I'm not sure you could actually finish it where you are  ;D

Yeah... you're right. Reading it would only make me want to go out and find a Jehovah's witness, simply to crack his skull open with it; than finishing the thing from beginning to end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 05, 2015, 02:46:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 01:16:21 PM

Yeah... you're right. Reading it would only make me want to go out and find a Jehovah's witness, simply to crack his skull open with it; than finishing the thing from beginning to end.

I was actually talking about the other one...but never mind...

Why don't you people just accept my win, so we can end this sillyness. You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 05, 2015, 03:17:18 PM

Quote from: outin on February 05, 2015, 02:46:28 PM

Why don't you people just accept my win, so we can end this sillyness. You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

*laughs at your attempt to win. 
(https://i.imgur.com/36HTEnu.gif)

***
(https://wbzn-fm.com/files/2013/01/bite-300x293.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 05, 2015, 03:30:09 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 05, 2015, 03:17:18 PM

 
(https://i.imgur.com/36HTEnu.gif)

In an imagenary world maybe not, but this is real life (kind of...)  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 10:16:49 PM

Quote from: outin on February 05, 2015, 02:46:28 PM

I was actually talking about the other one...but never mind...

I know... I was trying to subvert your message so I could turn it into a win on my part.

Quote from: outin on February 05, 2015, 02:46:28 PM

Why don't you people just accept my win, so we can end this sillyness. You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

What's a JW???

Oh, also... you aren't going to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 06, 2015, 12:57:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 10:16:49 PM

What's a JW???

Jehovah's Witnesses (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 06, 2015, 12:59:54 AM

Quote from: outin on February 05, 2015, 03:30:09 PM

In an imagenary world maybe not, but this is real life (kind of...)  :-*

Ignoring your spelling as my act of kindness for this month, this is in fact an imaginary world. Some of you are the somewhat peculiar results of figments produced by a particularly good cheese I ate before retiring.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2015, 07:51:08 AM

Quote from: outin on February 05, 2015, 02:46:28 PM

You don't seriously want me to freeze a jw, do you?

Yes... I seriously do... Do it... C'mon you chicken... DO IT!!!

Here's one I prepared earlier:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K8uJL0RcETI/TPeH2nPIioI/AAAAAAAAAbU/yQnofkhkPGI/s1600/Picture+38.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2015, 09:56:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2015, 07:51:08 AM

Yes... I seriously do... Do it... C'mon you chicken... DO IT!!!

I do have access to couple, but they are actually useful, so I don't think I will...

Besides I'm getting bored with freezing things :(

I think I will instead do something else...

(https://m.cdn.blog.hu/sz/szvijazsszkij/image/melting-face.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2015, 10:02:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 06, 2015, 12:59:54 AM

Ignoring your spelling as my act of kindness for this month,

Why thank you... as a sign of gratitude I will offer you something for the next month:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Seeking_human_kindness.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2015, 10:09:13 AM

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2015, 09:56:16 AM

(https://m.cdn.blog.hu/sz/szvijazsszkij/image/melting-face.jpg)

If that's Margaret Thatcher - I don't think people will care...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2015, 10:38:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2015, 10:09:13 AM

If that's Margaret Thatcher - I don't think people will care...    ;D

I have no idea who it is, I randomly chose someone to melt...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 06, 2015, 01:17:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2015, 10:16:49 PM

I know... I was trying to subvert your message so I could turn it into a win on my part.

What's a JW???

Oh, also... you aren't going to win.

you're ruthless!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b6/4d/d2/b64dd2df3a11c8d7042fc9bda8627dc9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2015, 01:41:09 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 06, 2015, 01:17:46 PM

you're ruthless!

Oh no, he's a puppy!

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mXzbQTIzUSI/VHOZgXvr89I/AAAAAAAAD8Y/8eX6SZxugKg/s1600/melty-zombies.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2015, 12:08:19 AM

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2015, 10:38:52 AM

I have no idea who it is, I randomly chose someone to melt...

Next time... go melt a Scientologist.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 12:11:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2015, 12:08:19 AM

Next time... go melt a Scientologist.     ;D

Some of them manage their own meltdowns....

(https://larrikin.outphase.com/image/TOMCRUISE.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perprocrastinate on February 07, 2015, 12:44:34 AM

Almost two years, and I still haven't managed to find out what this thread is about. It's not really about having the last post, is it?

But if it is, I win! :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 12:56:33 AM

Quote from: perprocrastinate on February 07, 2015, 12:44:34 AM

Almost two years, and I still haven't managed to find out what this thread is about. It's not really about having the last post, is it?

But if it is, I win! :o

It's a living metaphor for the transience of states.

For example, now you don't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2015, 06:22:21 AM

And now I do!

It's been a while so...

(https://joyerickson.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/sunshine-kitten.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 06:32:17 AM

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2015, 06:22:21 AM

And now I do!

It's been a while so...

Not nearly long enough. Oh, and now you don't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2015, 07:31:38 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 06:32:17 AM

Not nearly long enough. Oh, and now you don't.

Actually I did, do and shall do again and again...because

(https://erikaglenn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/instaquote-14-11-2013-09-58-56-1-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2015, 08:47:19 AM

Yeah, but the problem is - that implies that you were born to win... possibly only once. And you have won... in the past.

I however am a Scottish argumentative f#$%er, so there's no way you guys stand a chance against me... I will continue winning, after all - that's all we do.

We even invented Whisky as a drink to celebrate the fact that we are winners!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 11:13:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2015, 08:47:19 AM

I will continue winning, after all - that's all we do.

We even invented Whisky as a drink to celebrate the fact that we are winners!

And the last Scottish victory was... ummm... Haddington? Redeswire? Quite a long time between drinks (whisky or otherwise, which was in fact an Irish invention, much as the Scots may have improved it).

Meanwhile, the rightful order of things is restored, though you may attempt to momentarily disrupt it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2015, 11:22:07 AM

You people stuck there on your little island maybe can score little wins against each other, but you stand no chance against the

(https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs40/i/2009/026/e/f/Ruler_of_the_World_by_Zutarafan16.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 11:32:26 AM

Well, with global warming he's going to get his feet wet.

Sitting on that lumpy bit at the bottom, right?

(https://proliberty.com/observer/mcarthur.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2015, 11:38:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 11:32:26 AM

Well, with global warming he's going to get his feet wet.

Nope, the ruler is prepared :)

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Tqm_twHp2so/UHsc9R7zsyI/AAAAAAAAXHg/24gmhxelhTk/s320/Nokia+Kumisaapas.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2015, 06:33:24 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/RzYC6Ke.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 01:10:02 AM

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2015, 11:38:22 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Tqm_twHp2so/UHsc9R7zsyI/AAAAAAAAXHg/24gmhxelhTk/s320/Nokia+Kumisaapas.jpg)

No wonder they got into financial trouble. There were smaller ones around in the 60s...

(https://a57.foxnews.com/www.foxnews.com/images/379640/350/450/0_24_get_smart_shoe_phone.jpg#shoe%20phone)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 02:43:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 07, 2015, 11:13:01 AM

Meanwhile, the rightful order of things is restored, though you may attempt to momentarily disrupt it.

Well... how about you have a seat on your throne then.

(https://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/dagobert-toilet-throne-2.jpg)



Remember to flush.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 02:53:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 02:43:48 AM

Remember to flush.    ;D

Mine doesn't.

(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090924000232/imperialkingdom/images/3/33/Imperial_Throne.jpg)

Now, off to the dungeons with you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 05:18:51 AM

Is it weird or just psychologically WARPED that you think you have any power over us???

Quote from: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 02:53:04 AM

Now, off to the dungeons with you...

I'm fine exactly where I am.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 08, 2015, 07:14:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 05:18:51 AM

I'm fine exactly where I am.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Upside_Down_%28book%29_by_Eduardo_Galeano_%28english%29.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 10:43:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 05:18:51 AM

Is it weird or just psychologically WARPED that you think you have any power over us???

I regret to advise loyal readers of this thread the poor beknighted (suddenly popular around here for inexplicable reasons, hence the spelling) p_p was struck by lightning (well several times, one must be sure) and is no longer with us. Please regard any future posts by him as either proof of life after death or fraud. Since I understand he is .. sorry, was.. an atheist, the former option seems unlikely unless accompanied by the rather unmistakable whiff of sulphur and brimstone.

Requiescat in.. um....  what's a nice Latin word for the opposite of "pace"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 08, 2015, 10:49:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 10:43:53 AM

Requiescat in.. um....  what's a nice Latin word for the opposite of "pace"?

Google seems to think a dog is more appropriate?

(https://www.artrenewal.org/artwork/419/419/10197/requiescat-large.jpg)

Of course why would a cat bother...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 12:22:46 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 10:43:53 AM

I regret to advise loyal readers of this thread the poor beknighted (suddenly popular around here for inexplicable reasons, hence the spelling) p_p was struck by lightning (well several times, one must be sure) and is no longer with us. Please regard any future posts by him as either proof of life after death or fraud. Since I understand he is .. sorry, was.. an atheist, the former option seems unlikely unless accompanied by the rather unmistakable whiff of sulphur and brimstone.

Requiescat in.. um....  what's a nice Latin word for the opposite of "pace"?

That was a beautiful Eulogy but...

(https://i.imgur.com/t9iKjT4.gif)

Just like Billy Connolly - rumours of my death were fabricated and false. I guess J_Menz is just cracking under the pressure of having to deal with someone as iron-willed as I am. You wish you could get rid of me that easily... but you'll have to do better than that.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 09, 2015, 12:45:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2015, 12:22:46 PM

You wish you could get rid of me that easily... but you'll have to do better than that.    ;D

Damn cheap lightning bolts!  >:(

Though that cigar does have a faint whiff of brimstone about it.... :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 09, 2015, 10:54:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 08, 2015, 02:53:04 AM

(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090924000232/imperialkingdom/images/3/33/Imperial_Throne.jpg)

Now, off to the dungeons with you...

meanwhile in the king's kitchen
(https://i.imgur.com/6RxtPjS.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2015, 02:01:24 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 09, 2015, 10:54:21 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/6RxtPjS.gif)

WHY??? WHY??? WHY... would you POST THAT???

1) Surely no one can have that much skin to scuff off their feet on a day by day basis...

2) You may have COMPLETELY ruined Italian food for me, for the rest of my life...

3) You are evil.

Quote from: j_menz on February 09, 2015, 12:45:41 AM

lightening

SPELL CHECK, MAN. It's free! Let's at least try to class up the dialogue written in this forum with proper spelling...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 09, 2015, 09:33:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2015, 02:01:24 PM

SPELL CHECK, MAN. It's free! Let's at least try to class up the dialogue written in this forum with proper spelling...

1) Lightening is a word, and passes a spellcheck.

2) I don't know what you're on about anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2015, 02:41:03 AM

If I drink some of this... I can just wait you all out.

(https://i.imgur.com/JG9WOis.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 10, 2015, 05:14:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 10, 2015, 02:41:03 AM

If I drink some of this... I can just wait you all out.

(https://i.imgur.com/JG9WOis.jpg)

Make sure you know where to make a complaint when you realize you've been screwed :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 10, 2015, 05:54:59 AM

Quote from: outin on February 10, 2015, 05:14:20 AM

Make sure you know where to make a complaint when you realize you've been screwed :)

Surely the proof that you've been screwed makes both realising it and complaining about it equally problematic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 10, 2015, 06:03:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 10, 2015, 05:54:59 AM

Surely the proof that you've been screwed makes both realising it and complaining about it equally problematic.

Shhh...Bob doesn't need to know that ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2015, 12:49:09 PM

It's probably expensive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2015, 01:56:08 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 10, 2015, 12:49:09 PM

It's probably expensive.

At $11, doesn't seem so. C'mon Outin - grab a can and CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!



(I bet you it's probably paint thinner or something      ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 10, 2015, 02:25:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2015, 01:56:08 PM

At $11, doesn't seem so. C'mon Outin - grab a can and CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!

You might be interested in their other stock...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ADsLTaDR70/TdRuauIWU8I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/0RvLk3oB_WI/s640/IMG_1990-sm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perprocrastinate on February 10, 2015, 06:45:39 PM

Outin, how do you pronounce your name?

Is it just oo-tin, or oo-tahn, like in the French matin?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 10, 2015, 08:32:09 PM

Quote from: perprocrastinate on February 10, 2015, 06:45:39 PM

Outin, how do you pronounce your name?

Is it just oo-tin, or oo-tahn, like in the French matin?

Oh-tin would be closest I guess...weight on the first syllable as is customary in my language.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 11, 2015, 05:13:49 AM

Quote from: outin on February 10, 2015, 02:25:35 PM

You might be interested in their other stock...

And their conditions of purchase...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zqFoq3qej2c/SrWKtD2ALDI/AAAAAAABFGM/8EI8zR9RrAY/s400/heroismvow.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 11, 2015, 10:54:47 AM

Quote from: outin on February 10, 2015, 02:25:35 PM

You might be interested in their other stock...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ADsLTaDR70/TdRuauIWU8I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/0RvLk3oB_WI/s640/IMG_1990-sm.jpg)

Careful w that jitters one( not in view but sits on bottom shelf towards the back).  Has the side effect of skyrocketing your swag. Drink at own risk aka
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/9f05351b818e5b6cba7e8206b0406587/tumblr_n2ezck1uXR1sm1e13o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2015, 02:11:35 PM

Quote from: outin on February 10, 2015, 02:25:35 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4ADsLTaDR70/TdRuauIWU8I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/0RvLk3oB_WI/s640/IMG_1990-sm.jpg)

If you ingest 'Matter' and 'Anti-matter' together - would the universe implode upon your body, filling your cells with the power of the COSMOS???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 11, 2015, 02:35:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2015, 02:11:35 PM

If you ingest 'Matter' and 'Anti-matter' together - would the universe implode upon your body, filling your cells with the power of the COSMOS???

I suggest you try :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 11, 2015, 11:44:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2015, 02:11:35 PM

If you ingest 'Matter' and 'Anti-matter' together - would the universe implode upon your body, filling your cells with the power of the COSMOS???

Since anti-matter and the more pedestrian variety fuse to create no matter and quite a lot of energy, I suspect rather than the implosion you think, you would explode violently and coat the "power of the COSMOS" with your cells.

If you do try it, please make advance arrangements to cover the cleaning costs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 12, 2015, 12:23:10 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 11, 2015, 11:44:15 PM

Since anti-matter and the more pedestrian variety fuse to create no matter and quite a lot of energy, I suspect rather than the implosion you think, you would explode violently and coat the "power of the COSMOS" with your cells.

If you do try it, please make advance arrangements to cover the cleaning costs.

*my reaction when I walk in on someone Im/ex ploding

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Us9Pp_na3Q/T750HAScVkI/AAAAAAAABO4/t8-egObGIQY/s1600/guy-opening-door.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 12, 2015, 01:00:09 AM

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Doctor-Who-what-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 12, 2015, 01:36:28 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 12, 2015, 12:23:10 AM

*my reaction when I walk in on someone Im/ex ploding

Fine for an implosion. Given the masses involved here, though, the recommended action for the explosion is:

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2273858/duck-and-cover-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2015, 10:25:03 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 11, 2015, 11:44:15 PM

Since anti-matter and the more pedestrian variety fuse to create no matter and quite a lot of energy, I suspect rather than the implosion you think, you would explode violently and coat the "power of the COSMOS" with your cells.

If you do try it, please make advance arrangements to cover the cleaning costs.

Actually, I put it into your towns Water supply J_Menz... thought it would be good for a laugh... but NOW you tell me that it might create a mess...

Shame... I don't have the anti-dote..    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 12, 2015, 11:05:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2015, 10:25:03 AM

Shame... I don't have the anti-dote..    ::)

Since I neither drink water nor bathe in it, I'm safe. But the mess you've made of my curtains..... I'll send you the bill.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2015, 10:15:37 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 12, 2015, 11:05:50 AM

Since I neither drink water nor bathe in it, I'm safe. But the mess you've made of my curtains..... I'll send you the bill.  >:(

Sure... seems only fair. I've attached my address below. Send it to:

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m680grkvxR1rpyvhwo1_500.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 12, 2015, 11:36:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2015, 10:15:37 PM

Sure... seems only fair. I've attached my address below. Send it to:

I'll just send the boys round to collect then, shall I?

(https://www.uloc.de/screenshots/c/cabf14_25_wiggum_lou_eddie_123_fake_street.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 13, 2015, 11:30:37 AM

Aeek!! Ohy gawd., hot bread!  Get away.  Eww!!!
(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-cat-toaster-scared-657503.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 13, 2015, 12:34:59 PM

The cat scared the poor bread :(

(https://www.sayradio.ca/files/2014/10/scary-bread.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2015, 02:42:17 PM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/13FZK/carbs/image.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 13, 2015, 03:42:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2015, 02:42:17 PM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/13FZK/carbs/image.png)

A typo?

(https://media.mlive.com/kzgazette_impact/photo/carp-attack-6f517342ebd0ef31.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2015, 11:49:50 PM

Quote from: outin on February 13, 2015, 03:42:29 PM

A typo?

(https://media.mlive.com/kzgazette_impact/photo/carp-attack-6f517342ebd0ef31.jpg)

Someone with Dyslexia...

(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.13830314.2537/fig,black,mens,ffffff.u2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 14, 2015, 12:17:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2015, 11:49:50 PM

Someone with Dyslexia...

A dyslexic who didn't misspell...

(https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/40/4059/GNWLF00Z/posters/attack-of-the-crab-monsters-1957.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2015, 08:27:28 AM

(https://examinedexistence.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/distraction.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 14, 2015, 09:02:20 AM

Since we are into scary things...

(https://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9781429920254_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 14, 2015, 05:20:09 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/jhgL5K5.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 14, 2015, 08:24:37 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/evVR7Sq.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2015, 01:44:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 14, 2015, 08:24:37 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/evVR7Sq.png)

I like it... It's odd, but funny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 02:26:25 AM

Get your own...

(https://weather.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/snowman-for-sale-assembly-required-by-jonco.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2015, 05:20:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 02:26:25 AM

Get your own...

(https://weather.thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/snowman-for-sale-assembly-required-by-jonco.jpg)

I'd say get one that works.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 05:27:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2015, 05:20:16 AM

I'd say get one that works.

Or one that works out....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/f3/14/d7f314a9f7233f7eaf7e4cd7afc1655a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2015, 06:26:00 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 05:27:57 AM

Or one that works out....

Or....

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2a/b6/d6/2ab6d6d26733a4ec7689453a37a9065b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 06:36:24 AM

Quote from: outin on February 15, 2015, 06:26:00 AM

Or....

Mmm...lunch for....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/26/af/8e/26af8e8510847427b3db3324e013ee5c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2015, 09:15:29 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 06:36:24 AM

Mmm...lunch for....

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/26/af/8e/26af8e8510847427b3db3324e013ee5c.jpg)

Here doggy, take this instead:

(https://photo.accuweather.com/photogallery/2011/2/500/0a2c7e275.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 10:12:35 AM

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/eww.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2015, 01:19:18 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 10:12:35 AM

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/eww.gif)

It's a sausage! ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2015, 10:12:01 PM

Okay... enough of the snow creatures...

(https://wallpaper-download.net/wallpapers/beautiful-wallpapers-beautiful-sunshine-wallpaper-wallpaper-36699.jpg)

(https://cdn.business.transworld.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2012/02/Melting_Snowman_12-16-05.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 11:14:06 PM

Some, it seems, survive....

(https://lowres.jantoo.com/weather-snowball-snowmen-snow-snowing-christmas-01234971_low.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 16, 2015, 04:17:24 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 15, 2015, 11:14:06 PM

Some, it seems, survive....

(https://lowres.jantoo.com/weather-snowball-snowmen-snow-snowing-christmas-01234971_low.jpg)

(https://picture.yatego.com/images/4c9234cf060238.8/845-kqh/t--shirt---are-you-ok-.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 04:38:19 AM

I am, though my browser has taken to leaving the cursor in the wrong place when I insert the [ IMG ] tags, and sometime I don't notice. It's really quite annoying!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 16, 2015, 04:49:56 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 04:38:19 AM

I am, though my browser has taken to leaving the cursor in the wrong place when I insert the [ IMG ] tags, and sometime I don't notice. It's really quite annoying!

And it just happened to me too...

(https://workerspartynz.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/catconspiracy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 05:11:55 AM

(https://pbmo.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/conspiracy.png?w=370)

Ie, apply Hanlon's Razor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 16, 2015, 11:02:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 04:38:19 AM

I am, though my browser has taken to leaving the cursor in the wrong place when I insert the [ IMG ] tags, and sometime I don't notice. It's really quite annoying!

(https://www.hilariousgifs.com/gifs/cursor-disco-join-the-groove.gif)
*i laugh @my own posts
(https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ray-Liotta-Laughing-In-Goodfellas-Gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 11:59:58 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 16, 2015, 11:02:14 AM

*i laugh @my own posts

Is that really less awkward than the silence would be?  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 16, 2015, 03:29:04 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 11:59:58 AM

Is that really less awkward than the silence would be?  :-\

i tend to think so. certainly less awkward than this
*ooh yummy, .....and.... now my food ate me
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ffSIWOa8KYc/VOHqq8AJXMI/AAAAAAAAANA/W6KgEnJy3Dg/s1600/cat.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2015, 10:10:44 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 16, 2015, 11:59:58 AM

Is that really less awkward than the silence would be?  :-\

Let's put that to the test...

(https://www.freakingnews.com/images/app_images/1211.jpg)





































































































































































































































Nope... Just as awkward.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 17, 2015, 05:19:18 AM

The inside of your mind is rather better lit than I'd have expected.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2015, 10:22:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 17, 2015, 05:19:18 AM

The inside of your mind is rather better lit than I'd have expected.

It's my wit that keeps it shining brightly.   

(https://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=64533596)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 17, 2015, 11:01:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2015, 10:22:12 AM

It's my wit that keeps it shining brightly.   

(https://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=64533596)

I could have used some if that earlier when I was making my way down the mountain
(https://www.thefablife.com/files/2012/07/fish-catch.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2015, 01:33:39 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 17, 2015, 11:01:57 AM

I could have used some if that earlier when I was making my way down the mountain

Well... I'm also brimming with sarcasm... you want some of that???   

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7d2e8bd98987c828fe883cf482e3293d14f8c295/c=0-50-2223-1300&r=x1803&c=3200x1800/local/-/media/Nashville/2014/06/06/emoticons.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 17, 2015, 03:47:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2015, 01:33:39 PM

Well... I'm also brimming with sarcasm... you want some of that???   

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7d2e8bd98987c828fe883cf482e3293d14f8c295/c=0-50-2223-1300&r=x1803&c=3200x1800/local/-/media/Nashville/2014/06/06/emoticons.jpg)

(https://s3.scoopwhoop.com/osi/jok/12.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 18, 2015, 12:46:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gDf8zdX.gif)

Japan...  ::)  I'm assuming that's Japanese.  It looks like something they would do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 18, 2015, 10:53:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 18, 2015, 12:46:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gDf8zdX.gif)

Japan...  ::)  I'm assuming that's Japanese.  It looks like something they would do.

(https://images.japemonster.com/2011/11/13222297657813.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2015, 12:13:11 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 18, 2015, 12:46:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gDf8zdX.gif)

Japan...  ::)  I'm assuming that's Japanese.  It looks like something they would do.

Would it be racist to say that it probably took 100 takes to get that right, and that chances are that 3 of the actors brought shame to their family for dropping the pancake at some point during the filming...?

If we're looking at funny gifs of things... Here's a Rube-Goldberg machine...

(https://i.imgur.com/uW1oXVM.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 18, 2015, 07:36:18 PM

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/264/200/acb.jpg)
(https://cdnvideo.dolimg.com/cdn_assets/827cfa32ed17745543b6186f6f651d6d9bc0cfec.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2015, 10:15:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 18, 2015, 12:46:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gDf8zdX.gif)

Japan...  ::)  I'm assuming that's Japanese.  It looks like something they would do.

Man... if you thought the GIF was weird... check out the whole Advert.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 19, 2015, 01:18:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2015, 10:15:44 PM

Man... if you thought the GIF was weird... check out the whole Advert.

You actually searched that out?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 19, 2015, 04:21:46 AM

Why don't you people stop this nonsense and spend more time with your piano. I will take care of this thread for you  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 19, 2015, 05:06:56 AM

No you won't. You'll give it to your damn cats to play with.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 19, 2015, 05:39:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 19, 2015, 05:06:56 AM

No you won't. You'll give it to your damn cats to play with.  ::)

They'd be very gentle with it :)

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/british-blue-cat-chewing-red-ball-threads-21447784.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 19, 2015, 05:44:48 AM

Still... thanks, but no thanks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2015, 01:51:58 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 19, 2015, 01:18:51 AM

You actually searched that out?  :o

All I had to type into Youtube was 'Japanese advert pancakes'...

I didn't spend my entire afternoon devoted simply to hunting down that video. It took like 30 seconds.

(https://www.irononsticker.com/images/2012/09/18/Military%20-%20Gun%204.jpg) (https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/british-blue-cat-chewing-red-ball-threads-21447784.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 20, 2015, 04:57:57 AM

No, I just thought I'd

(https://coaching-journey.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/keep-calm-be-unreasonable.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 20, 2015, 05:10:45 AM

Is there some reason you're promoting the NRA?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 20, 2015, 11:09:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2015, 10:15:44 PM

Man... if you thought the GIF was weird... check out the whole Advert.

Accepts challenge
Raises bar

Sorta reminds me if time I ate that funny smelling potato
Sorry for this.  Here is a kitty potato
(https://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/215ea_funny-pictures-dont-worryz-potato-u-is-not-alone.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2015, 11:50:12 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 20, 2015, 05:10:45 AM

Is there some reason you're promoting the NRA?

Erm... I don't like cats. I thought I had made that PERFECTLY clear over the last few weeks with all my anti-cat posts...

Quote from: visitor on February 20, 2015, 11:09:02 AM

Accepts challenge
Raises bar

You raised the bar... about an inch off the ground. Let me freak you the f@#$ out...

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I'm just going to keep doing this...

(https://www.irononsticker.com/images/2012/09/18/Military%20-%20Gun%204.jpg) (https://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/215ea_funny-pictures-dont-worryz-potato-u-is-not-alone.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 20, 2015, 12:11:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2015, 11:50:12 AM

Erm...

I didn't mean you.  ::)

Oh, and purrrrrrrfectly clear.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 20, 2015, 01:53:23 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 20, 2015, 05:10:45 AM

Is there some reason you're promoting the NRA?

You'll have to scroll up for my answer, I seem to have messed up...


Or maybe I have a time machine and answered your question before it was posted ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 20, 2015, 11:49:39 PM

Quote from: outin on February 20, 2015, 01:53:23 PM

You'll have to scroll up for my answer, I seem to have messed up...


Or maybe I have a time machine and answered your question before it was posted ;)

Either way....

(https://www.veiled-chameleon.com/weblog/httpdocs/images/blogcontent/much-better.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 21, 2015, 06:12:06 AM

(https://asset-5.soup.io/asset/0302/4302_5d00.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 21, 2015, 12:11:53 PM

Back to the thread to post...

(https://i.imgur.com/OuMNB47.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 22, 2015, 05:46:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 21, 2015, 12:11:53 PM

Back to the thread to post...

Your exercise routine? Doesn't it have it's own thread (or twenty)?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2015, 07:56:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 21, 2015, 12:11:53 PM

Back to the thread to post...

(https://i.imgur.com/OuMNB47.gif)

(https://270c81.medialib.glogster.com/media/ac/ac5f1797de5765863b0c6708ddbee33f7325dffb8164ef988d2ad0055c9bd8f8/436800-epic-fail-jpg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 22, 2015, 09:48:13 AM

Speaking of epic fails.... you're ongoing (pathetic) attempts to win will make the list soon enough.


(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9c/d1/fc/9cd1fc2d0b94f2e6828dbedf4e00612a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2015, 02:10:55 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 22, 2015, 09:48:13 AM

(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9c/d1/fc/9cd1fc2d0b94f2e6828dbedf4e00612a.jpg)

This is my happy place...

(https://www.covington-oh.gov/Assets/Images/Biz/fire.jpg)

GOOD LUCK burning that down.     ;D

Oh, by the way...

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/1TDQ0/you-thought-you-could-win/image.png?w=500&c=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 22, 2015, 02:40:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2015, 02:10:55 PM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/1TDQ0/you-thought-you-could-win/image.png?w=500&c=1)

You both were...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 22, 2015, 08:00:29 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 22, 2015, 05:46:00 AM

Your exercise routine? Doesn't it have it's own thread (or twenty)?

Actually I wouldn't mind my own hamster treadmill wheel.  Might be simpler than a motorized one.


Keep your strength up for this thread everyone... with some tomatoes...

(https://i.imgur.com/8laN6Dg.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2015, 10:09:14 PM

If only the Japanese could put all of their inventiveness to actual useful products... We'd have bloody time machines and portals by now instead of this...

Quote from: Bob on February 22, 2015, 08:00:29 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/8laN6Dg.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 23, 2015, 05:31:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2015, 10:09:14 PM

If only the Japanese could put all of their inventiveness to actual useful products... We'd have bloody time machines and portals by now instead of this...

Be careful what you wish for. They may use them for a little historical revising.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2015, 11:37:27 AM

I'm not American, so I'll be fine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 23, 2015, 12:55:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2015, 11:37:27 AM

I'm not American, so I'll be fine.

You failed history, I'm guessing.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 23, 2015, 01:13:25 PM

(https://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/4/1/7/1/2/3/thumbsup-148795530165.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2015, 10:16:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 23, 2015, 12:55:57 PM

You failed history, I'm guessing.  ::)

No... I was quite good... but considering it was the Yanks who dropped 2 atomic bombs on them, I figure they won't care about what we did in comparison.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 24, 2015, 12:19:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2015, 10:16:03 PM

No... I was quite good... but considering it was the Yanks who dropped 2 atomic bombs on them, I figure they won't care about what we did in comparison.

I figured that if they were going to go to the trouble of rewriting history they may have gone for the whole who won thing.

As an expert in revisionism yourself, I would have thought you'd have expected nothing less.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 24, 2015, 03:31:20 AM

Seems I'll better wait for the next page to have my final win, since this one is becoming

(https://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9780393046670_p0_v1_s260x420.JPG)

You people should stop posting all those animations, they are not going to do anything to prevent my win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 24, 2015, 04:48:21 AM

A book about black women by a woman called white?

Your "final win", if it is to occur on the next page will be about 45,673 pages too early.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2015, 10:10:20 AM

And mine will be 45,674 pages afterwards...   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 24, 2015, 11:28:46 AM

I know once I drink this win juice, I can induce that mana victory . 
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/132014222094.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmforever on February 24, 2015, 11:38:14 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/8BZIGu3DWUdxe/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 24, 2015, 12:11:32 PM

Oh look.. It's

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/082014/reverse-1408554753_cowboy_hits_the_end_sign_while_riding_horse__geico_commercial.gif)

Just time for the credits, a drink and off to collect my winnings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2015, 12:42:28 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 24, 2015, 12:11:32 PM

Oh look.. It's

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/082014/reverse-1408554753_cowboy_hits_the_end_sign_while_riding_horse__geico_commercial.gif)

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-this-is-not-the-end.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 24, 2015, 05:46:10 PM

So if you think you can prevent my win by filling this page with all those animations as well, you're just plain

(https://www.anh-usa.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wrong.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 24, 2015, 11:17:56 PM

Quote from: outin on February 24, 2015, 05:46:10 PM

you think you can prevent my win

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pW5b0TQrSuc/T_jt8vIQHXI/AAAAAAAAAC0/XvkyajTHxEY/s1600/Yes+We+Can.gif)


It's actually remarkably easy to stop that which was never going to happen anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 24, 2015, 11:51:16 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/FNMAvib.gif)











(Dumbo octopus.)


















[The gif, not you.]  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 25, 2015, 11:38:58 AM

Here have a consolation potato
(https://visualsonline.cancer.gov/retrieve.cfm?imageid=2653&dpi=300&fileformat=jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2015, 12:02:10 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 24, 2015, 11:17:56 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pW5b0TQrSuc/T_jt8vIQHXI/AAAAAAAAAC0/XvkyajTHxEY/s1600/Yes+We+Can.gif)

It's actually remarkably easy to stop that which was never going to happen anyway.

It was never going to happen to you anyway, sorry... but

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jY-agNiOFNA/0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 25, 2015, 12:24:25 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 24, 2015, 11:51:16 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/FNMAvib.gif)

I knew those things kind of looked familiar....

Pols Voice...

(https://image-cdn.gamnesia.com/9924/pols__medium.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 25, 2015, 11:07:41 PM

My kung fu is more strong. Than your Kung fu.  Reverse side kick for the win
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3708015/kung-fu-bear-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 26, 2015, 12:16:55 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 25, 2015, 11:07:41 PM

My kung fu is more strong. Than your Kung fu. 

The same is apparently not true of your grammar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 26, 2015, 02:06:33 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 25, 2015, 11:07:41 PM

My kung fu is more strong. Than your Kung fu.

You mean strongerer....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 26, 2015, 02:19:13 AM

(https://halfasiansensation.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/grammar-day.jpg)

Obviously, some of you aren't invited to participate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2015, 12:44:22 PM

All Hail Grammer...   

(https://shakefire.com/sites/default/files/news/kelsey-grammer-boss.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 26, 2015, 12:55:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2015, 12:44:22 PM

All Hail Grammer...   

(https://vonnes.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/grrrr.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2015, 01:29:31 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 26, 2015, 12:55:32 PM

(https://vonnes.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/grrrr.gif)

I KNEW that would PISS you the (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) off...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmforever on February 26, 2015, 05:01:26 PM

just  :D
(https://s14.postimg.org/s2io74u2p/keep_calm_and_listen_to_mozart_39.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2015, 10:15:01 PM

Quote from: rachmforever on February 26, 2015, 05:01:26 PM

just  :D
(https://s15.postimg.org/8ypmnzhmj/keep_calm_and_listen_to_mozart_39.png)

I'm just going to leave this here...

(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmforever on February 26, 2015, 10:29:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2015, 10:15:01 PM

I'm just going to leave this here...

(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg)

HAHAHA LOL XD Just fixed it Sorry dude  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 27, 2015, 12:01:36 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 01:21:05 AM

(https://icongal.com/gallery/image/195326/letter_t.png)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/Charlesgrey2.jpg/250px-Charlesgrey2.jpg)(https://www.freesignage.com/pdfthumbs/osha_danger/hot_osha_caution_sign.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 27, 2015, 02:01:21 AM

Thot?  What's Thot?

Oh...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thot

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 02:08:24 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 27, 2015, 02:01:21 AM

Thot?  What's Thot?

Damn fickle Pommy Aristocracy. The pic worked when I previewed it. Fixed.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 05:02:24 AM

Quote from: rachmforever on February 26, 2015, 05:01:26 PM

(https://s14.postimg.org/s2io74u2p/keep_calm_and_listen_to_mozart_39.png)

(https://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/Buttons/I-Will-Not_03.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:11:15 AM

Vee heff vays.....

(https://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01a511b8a813970c-800wi)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 05:21:40 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:11:15 AM

(https://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01a511b8a813970c-800wi)

Try to catch me!
(https://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/11/10/1415635779229/13b6465c-6c3f-4089-a940-8a9c8685bf64-620x372.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:30:48 AM

Quote from: outin on February 27, 2015, 05:21:40 AM

Try to catch me!

Sure thing. Now which one are you again?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wVkG0E3L1hQ/VLXVV-SohSI/AAAAAAAABDc/x0FaQtH-7J0/s1600/spaceinvaders-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 05:35:37 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:30:48 AM

Sure thing. Now which one are you again?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wVkG0E3L1hQ/VLXVV-SohSI/AAAAAAAABDc/x0FaQtH-7J0/s1600/spaceinvaders-o.gif)

(https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMDcxMzE2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTU2NTkxMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: diomedes on February 27, 2015, 05:38:37 AM

Quote from: rachmforever on February 26, 2015, 05:01:26 PM

just  :D
(https://s14.postimg.org/s2io74u2p/keep_calm_and_listen_to_mozart_39.png)

I did. 24 in c minor, k491. no regrets.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:40:37 AM

Quote from: outin on February 27, 2015, 05:35:37 AM

(https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMDcxMzE2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTU2NTkxMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/08/fc/bf/08fcbf7c5ef90d67c60ee9adc49be0d9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:43:11 AM

Quote from: diomedes on February 27, 2015, 05:38:37 AM

I did. 24 in c minor, k491. no regrets.

Love the hat.

(https://www.osprofanos.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/GIF2-je-ne-regrette-rien.gif)

Not so much the capitalisation.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 05:53:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 05:40:37 AM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/08/fc/bf/08fcbf7c5ef90d67c60ee9adc49be0d9.jpg)

(https://api.ning.com/files/0jOGfrIFOlI9fhg20pF9Mts5u9sPRn1FGmkDHjFWxEEKElOBOmpifQvGhq1bf*XmNbsPO8CbeIKh1BPy-cPcJg__/Onethatgotawaycameback.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 06:00:01 AM

We'll be ready....

(https://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/20/26/77/m42_pa10.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 06:04:17 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 06:00:01 AM

We'll be ready....

(https://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/20/26/77/m42_pa10.jpg)

Sometimes Google just surprises me...

(https://www.quarterdream.com/go/images/stories/pie/127%20one%20gun%20chick.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 09:43:17 AM

Maybe it just noticed you were hungry?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/08/article-2275565-176E1B98000005DC-670_306x230.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 09:51:42 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 09:43:17 AM

Maybe it just noticed you were hungry?

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/08/article-2275565-176E1B98000005DC-670_306x230.jpg)

I am indeed very hungry right now, but I think I'll have something like this instead:

(https://www.applebees.com/~/media/2012_menu_images/Menu%20C/579x441/Salads/Oriental_Chicken_Salad_6_2011.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 09:54:54 AM

Quote from: outin on February 27, 2015, 09:51:42 AM

I am indeed very hungry right now, but I think I'll have something like this instead:

Hmm...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-P25jyQOEUTE/UT17Z4XiyYI/AAAAAAAACi4/9VHJKKR0Fqs/s1600/dodo+blog+br.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 10:20:46 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 09:54:54 AM

Hmm...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-P25jyQOEUTE/UT17Z4XiyYI/AAAAAAAACi4/9VHJKKR0Fqs/s1600/dodo+blog+br.jpg)

Looks delicious, but I wonder if it's quite fresh?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 10:37:21 AM

Quote from: outin on February 27, 2015, 10:20:46 AM

Looks delicious, but I wonder if it's quite fresh?

No. But that's OK if you follow the directions on the packet.

(https://www.aslabeled.com/images/internationalpictoriallabels/imp31_keep_frozen_label.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2015, 11:12:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 10:37:21 AM

No. But that's OK if you follow the directions on the packet.

(https://www.aslabeled.com/images/internationalpictoriallabels/imp31_keep_frozen_label.gif)

My teeth hurt if I eat frozen food :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 27, 2015, 11:31:08 AM

Ready victory cannon!
Aim!
Boom!!!
Win
(https://i.imgur.com/w8d56h.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2015, 12:31:15 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 27, 2015, 11:31:08 AM

Ready victory cannon!
Aim!
Boom!!!
Win
(https://i.imgur.com/w8d56h.jpg)

Where in the (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) do you find (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) like this???

(I'll let you fill in the blanks... I'm beginning to like the use of this picture as a replacement to the expletive script in Pianostreet)    ;D

And I expect a legitimate (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) answer to my question...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 11:23:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2015, 12:31:15 PM

And I expect a legitimate (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) answer to my question...

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) off. Don't (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) tell me what to (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2015, 11:51:50 PM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 11:23:44 PM

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) off. Don't (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) tell me what to (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) do.

Find your own (https://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/flameia/xmas-gingerbread/128/sheep-icon.png?zz=1) way of being creative.



Nah... that doesn't work as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmforever on February 28, 2015, 12:09:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on February 27, 2015, 11:23:44 PM

(https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) off. Don't (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) tell me what to (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) do.

You should know LOL  ;D
(https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/18/8/enhanced/webdr10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31770-1405685426-4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on February 28, 2015, 05:26:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2015, 11:51:50 PM

Find your own (https://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/flameia/xmas-gingerbread/128/sheep-icon.png?zz=1) way of being creative.



Nah... that doesn't work as well.

OK, I (https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/315/d/f/animated_cat_icon_by_infinityvortex-d5kqdi0.gif) will.

Seems to work.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 28, 2015, 01:07:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2015, 12:31:15 PM

Where in the (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) do you find (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) like this???

(I'll let you fill in the blanks... I'm beginning to like the use of this picture as a replacement to the expletive script in Pianostreet)    ;D

And I expect a legitimate (https://farm1.staticflickr.com/141/366076320_3c89f37204_z.jpg?zz=1) answer to my question...

Right over there .
Then take a left at google

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2015, 01:29:57 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 28, 2015, 01:07:07 PM

Right over there .
Then take a left at google

Okay... What I PROBABLY should have said was, what POSSESSED him to go to Google and (I can only presume) typed in 'Deer arse cannon kill'... and THEN decided to post it here???

I might take a page out of his book and see what random pictures I can find with the following phrase 'what has science done'...

(https://i.imgur.com/FUYAthb.jpg) (https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/227/a/0/pretty_in_blue__by_deoxyribonucleic-d46q67j.jpg) (https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/20/50141/thumb.gif) (https://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/041/3/2/what_has_science_done___by_arcum89-d5uhdyk.png)

Interesting...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2015, 02:24:08 PM

*Bob constructs a "white hole" (opposite of a black hole) in this thread which allows nothing inside.*

(https://cdni.wired.co.uk/620x258/w_z/White_Hole_620x258.jpg)

*This has the effect of blowing Bob back out of the thread too, along with everyone else.  No one else could cross the threshold of the white hole.*  But that would also make this the last possible post on the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2015, 02:29:57 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 28, 2015, 02:24:08 PM

Bob constructs a "white hole" (opposite of a black hole) in this thread which allows nothing inside.

This has the effect of blowing Bob back out of the thread too, along with everyone else.  No one else could cross the threshold of the white hole.  But that would also make this the last possible post on the thread.

And make you the winner...?

(https://danielazwan.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/yeah_right.jpg)

By the way, I think your White hole is somewhere in the middle of my black hole...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/BH_LMC.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 28, 2015, 02:51:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2015, 01:29:57 PM

Okay... What I PROBABLY should have said was, what POSSESSED him to go to Google and (I can only presume) typed in 'Deer arse cannon kill'... and THEN decided to post it here???

I might take a page out of his book and see what random pictures I can find with the following phrase 'what has science done'...

(https://i.imgur.com/FUYAthb.jpg) (https://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/227/a/0/pretty_in_blue__by_deoxyribonucleic-d46q67j.jpg) (https://derpicdn.net/img/2012/7/20/50141/thumb.gif) (https://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/041/3/2/what_has_science_done___by_arcum89-d5uhdyk.png)

Interesting...

That's messed up. I was actually looking for a good squash casserole recipe.
Then that.  And it just hit me.
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1329414634_dog_slap.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2015, 05:42:22 PM

It's impossible to defeat that white hole. 

The only explanation is that you guys are from another dimension (me too apparently).

*Bob feels very sane right now.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 28, 2015, 07:49:18 PM

The mad scientist just came to the thread to rip apart Bob's hole...

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4128/5172251677_fe89097e82_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmforever on February 28, 2015, 07:58:37 PM

(https://www.harkavagrant.com/history/chopinlisztsm.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2015, 02:46:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 28, 2015, 02:51:39 PM

That's messed up. I was actually looking for a good squash casserole recipe.
Then that.  And it just hit me.

Well... as much as I've been on the internet over the last 20 years, I still don't know what pictures 2 and 3 are supposed to be of, but I think they served my purpose for this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 02, 2015, 12:25:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2015, 02:46:22 AM

but I think they served my purpose for this thread.

To confuse us into submission?


Nah.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 02, 2015, 02:50:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2015, 02:46:22 AM

...I've been on the internet over the last 20 years....

(https://www.steaw-webdesign.com/css/Wondering.png)

1995?  Too soon I think.  But someday, and fairly soon, people will start saying that. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2015, 03:08:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 02, 2015, 02:50:17 AM

(https://www.steaw-webdesign.com/css/Wondering.png)

1995?  Too soon I think.  But someday, and fairly soon, people will start saying that. 

Excuse me??? I remember when we first got the internet in 1995. We had a 14.4Kb modem on our 33Mhtz computer. It took almost 2 minutes to load up a single picture which was only about 320 pixels tall, and that we were astounded by it.

I remember downloading the first MP3 in 1996, it took 45 minutes to download and that was AMAZING!!! This was of course before they deemed downloading MP3's as illegal.

Man... amazing to think that the internet has come so far.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 02, 2015, 05:21:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2015, 03:08:55 AM

Excuse me??? I remember when we first got the internet in 1995.

Noob.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2015, 05:24:36 AM

I cannot really remember, but it must be more than 20 years. We used it in the university before 1995. I think I might have had my first encounters around 1991.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2015, 07:31:05 AM

Hey... I had this in my home. My father worked at a Technological company, so that was awesome. Most people in Perth hadn't heard of the internet in 1995.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 02, 2015, 09:46:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2015, 07:31:05 AM

Most people in Perth haven't heard of the internet.

Corrected your post.

Doesn't Gina have some sort of injunction on it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 02, 2015, 10:36:12 AM

Wow. That long already?  I remember . It was like magic. Mind blowing
(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-26279-cinderella-head-explodes-gif-r2Hp.gif)
I used to use prodigy haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 02, 2015, 11:24:01 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 02, 2015, 10:36:12 AM

Wow. That long already?  I remember . It was like magic. Mind blowing
(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-26279-cinderella-head-explodes-gif-r2Hp.gif)
I used to use prodigy haha.

Alternately lel
(https://i.imgur.com/Qi7NId3.gif)
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2015, 02:36:51 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 02, 2015, 09:46:41 AM

Corrected your post.

No offense, but Perth isn't as backwards as you think... (let me clarify)

Not quite as backwards as you think...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2015, 05:15:44 AM

I was using telnet to connect to computer networks in early 1990s, remember those days of MUDs lol.  Perth net pretty shitty, I was downloading 10megs a second in singapore you get like 10 times less speed here -_-

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 03, 2015, 05:45:29 AM

I see it all now.....

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iOnaDdaqny0/TdZOv-5lRuI/AAAAAAAAAAU/vBQ8jjz2UM0/s1600/computes+stoneagebueno.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2015, 10:07:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 03, 2015, 05:45:29 AM

I see it all now.....

No... It's more like this...

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/no_internet/slow_internet.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 03, 2015, 11:25:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 03, 2015, 05:45:29 AM

I see it all now.....

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iOnaDdaqny0/TdZOv-5lRuI/AAAAAAAAAAU/vBQ8jjz2UM0/s1600/computes+stoneagebueno.jpg)

Internet gained a level.  Internet is evolving!! Internet became friendnet!
Friendnet used Taco!!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e7/a8/98/e7a89822408bb55693e964e76f40269b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2015, 10:15:04 PM

Who the heck wants their internet to give them a TACO???

I'd want it to fork over $100 bills.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2015, 04:11:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2015, 10:15:04 PM

Who the heck wants their internet to give them a TACO???

I'd want it to fork over $100 bills.     ;D

Nothing wrong with tacos, but some days I'd prefer pizza...
Who wants paper when one can have something instantly eatable??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 04, 2015, 11:09:45 AM

Quote from: outin on March 04, 2015, 04:11:55 AM

Nothing wrong with tacos, but some days I'd prefer pizza...
Who wants paper when one can have something instantly eatable??

doesnt work.  You can spill hit cheese on your lap. Then, this
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vPyy0FbDt29vW/giphy.gif)
*every time!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2015, 10:13:53 PM

This was funnier...

(https://data3.whicdn.com/images/25642074/original.gif)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 04, 2015, 10:50:06 PM

What's "hit cheese"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 05, 2015, 05:10:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 04, 2015, 10:50:06 PM

What's "hit cheese"?

I didn't even want to ask... And I prefer all food to go directly to my mouth...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 05, 2015, 05:43:46 AM

Quote from: outin on March 05, 2015, 05:10:15 AM

I prefer all food to go directly to my mouth...

I prefer it to be prepared, cooked (as appropriate) and served on a plate en route.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 05, 2015, 07:28:21 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 05, 2015, 05:43:46 AM

I prefer it to be prepared, cooked (as appropriate) and served on a plate en route.

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/58159407.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 05, 2015, 09:59:16 AM

That's what evolution does.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 06, 2015, 12:40:04 PM

*Bob releases a zonkey into the thread.* ::)

(https://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/SPL_zebra_donkey_mthg_130725__16x9_992.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 06, 2015, 11:00:23 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 06, 2015, 12:40:04 PM

*Bob releases a zonkey into the thread.* ::)

And for the resulting cleaning costs....

(https://media.merchantcircle.com/33075644/Angel%20Clean%20Invoice_full.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 07, 2015, 02:20:15 PM

Suddenly wild potatoes appear!
(https://i.imgur.com/x9vLJHa.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2015, 03:08:49 PM

Time to use this...

(https://asseenontvmalaysia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/POTATO-CHIPPER-02.jpg)

(https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t104/TurambarPB/Dead.png~original)

Dinner's up!!!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/McDonalds-French-Fries-Plate.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2015, 05:10:28 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/27/6f/57/276f5711dd606c1fa725a454d0d42f89.jpg)

Zorses and zebroids. 

I would have thought those things were photoshopped for sure.  Real apparently.


Somewhere someone is seeing one in real life, saying, "Fake.  This is fake.  It's all photoshopped live or something."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2015, 05:37:36 PM

Hm...  Always quiet here on the weekends...

<<

>>




*Bob moves a herd of zebras through the forum....*

(https://www.thirteen.org/13pressroom/files/2013/04/DustandStripes_5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 07, 2015, 10:34:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 07, 2015, 05:37:36 PM

*Bob moves a herd of zebras through the forum....*

Oh goody. Lunch for some of the bloody cats that live here.

(https://www.africa-wildlife-detective.com/images/african-lion-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 07, 2015, 11:45:41 PM

Someone gonna clean all these droppings these zebras left behind please?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 08, 2015, 12:38:23 AM

Oh yeah?  How about a little rhino stampede?  8)


(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Herdwick_Stampede.jpg)







Wait a sec.... That's not what I ordered....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 08, 2015, 12:39:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 07, 2015, 11:45:41 PM

Someone gonna clean all these droppings these zebras left behind please?

Problem solved.


(https://public.media.smithsonianmag.com/legacy_blog/dung.jpg)


Saving the world from global warming too apparently from what I glanced at while searching for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 08, 2015, 01:16:22 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wqo9IVCWV5E/SCG7uA9OcpI/AAAAAAAAAVA/VRHe-yarO2M/s320/bz+TIGER+Zoo+04-30-08WB.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 08, 2015, 01:21:10 AM

That's not a cat picture, is it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 08, 2015, 01:35:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 08, 2015, 01:21:10 AM

That's not a cat picture, is it?

Hmmm...

(https://t7.rbxcdn.com/e6655795ca211257d5c1a44165b313a4)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: 8_octaves on March 08, 2015, 01:55:01 AM

Don't still know what this thread is about, but I link the following 4 switchable voices:

https://www.dennyweb.com/singing_horses.htm (https://www.dennyweb.com/singing_horses.htm)

And with this, I wish you all a good night, I'm a little tired...

greetings from: 8_oct!  :) :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 02:06:40 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 08, 2015, 01:35:40 AM

Hmmm...

(https://t7.rbxcdn.com/e6655795ca211257d5c1a44165b313a4)

I have glasses... and even I can't read the very last word...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 08, 2015, 02:30:16 AM

Quote from: 8_octaves on March 08, 2015, 01:55:01 AM

Don't still know what this thread is about,

It's the thread equivalent of Seinfeld.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 08, 2015, 04:01:22 AM

It's about this.  Until the next person posts.  Then I have to post again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 06:04:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 08, 2015, 04:01:22 AM

Then I have to post again.

You don't have to... In fact, I dare you... Don't post.    ;D

C'mon... there are plenty of other threads you can post in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 08, 2015, 06:49:07 AM

Yes, lets see how many of you can unpost!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 08:02:01 AM

Quote from: outin on March 08, 2015, 06:49:07 AM

Yes, lets see how many of you can unpost!

Want to be the leader of unposting???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 08, 2015, 08:39:07 AM

I'm more into the idea of "do as I say, not as I do"...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 09:01:36 AM

Quote from: outin on March 08, 2015, 08:39:07 AM

I'm more into the idea of "do as I say, not as I do"...

Usually they have a name for that... a Hypocrite.      ;D

It's like those transport ministers who go on about lowering speed limits, but end up getting caught for speeding themselves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 08, 2015, 09:55:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 09:01:36 AM

Usually they have a name for that... a Hypocrite.      ;D

I'm not sure that's the right word, since I am quite open about my double standards and would not claim it's fair for  anyone else but me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2015, 10:27:35 AM

I think perfect_pitch meant this:
(https://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/114/a/5/hippocrates_by_cobravenom-d3eqq6p.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 10:37:02 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2015, 10:27:35 AM

I think perfect_pitch meant this:
(https://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/114/a/5/hippocrates_by_cobravenom-d3eqq6p.jpg)

That's EXACTLY what I meant. Thanks lost - I had attempted to find a picture like it, but they weren't as... cute.

Geez Outin... How could you not get that???      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 08, 2015, 10:49:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 10:37:02 AM

That's EXACTLY what I meant. Thanks lost - I had attempted to find a picture like it, but they weren't as... cute.

Geez Outin... How could you not get that???      ;D

We all have out weak moments...

The hippos I've met look more like this:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Hippo_mouth.jpg)

So I'd rather see them IN the crate...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2015, 10:55:26 AM

Quote from: outin on March 08, 2015, 10:49:22 AM

So I'd rather see them IN the crate...

Like this:

(https://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff288/forwardmarch/randompics/hippoincrate.jpg)

???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 08, 2015, 11:19:36 AM

Philistines. How could you try to tame such artistry? Shame!  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 08, 2015, 12:08:20 PM

*Bob observes a hippo doing it's propeller tail thing off in the distance of this thread.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 08, 2015, 12:59:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 08, 2015, 12:08:20 PM

*Bob observes a hippo doing it's propeller tail thing off in the distance of this thread.*

Here you go
(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81tmu9heu-L._SL1500_.jpg)
(https://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17f8070g6rgbwgif/original.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 09, 2015, 01:15:10 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 08, 2015, 12:59:15 PM

Here you go

And here you go....

(https://timesaverangels.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bucket1.jpg)

And don't miss any spots, I'll be checking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 09, 2015, 01:18:56 AM

I didn't need to see that again.  (But it's still funny.)


Do they do a time change down in Australia?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 09, 2015, 01:32:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 09, 2015, 01:18:56 AM

Do they do a time change down in Australia?

In parts of it, not all. We change on 5th April, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2015, 11:38:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 09, 2015, 01:18:56 AM

I didn't need to see that again. 

I didn't need to see that for a first time...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/52/4c/10/524c1069bf822e40e510cac2c92627f0.jpg)

Why someone decided to make a Motivational poster using My little pony is just sad... but I think the picture makes a good point.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2015, 01:02:47 AM

There's a video of it if you're interested. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 10, 2015, 10:17:07 AM

*sneak attack...I initiated stealth win
(https://i.imgur.com/PMRfhbN.gif)

I know this because I'm a pug

Here is a celebratory potato
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Thk3yxtJObM/TcCEGaOXN3I/AAAAAAAAAHU/XnF0zruJuHA/s1600/03.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 10, 2015, 10:46:36 AM

Whatever you're on, I'd suggest you cut down the dose. And the potatoes.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 10, 2015, 11:03:09 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 10, 2015, 10:46:36 AM

Whatever you're on, I'd suggest you cut down the dose. And the potatoes.  ::)

Good advice...they can be deadly...

(https://www.nickbeggs.co.uk/site_images/Dangerous-Potato-Anatomy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2015, 02:32:23 PM

I find this far more likely...    ;D

(https://nekonekomovielitterbox.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/killer-potato.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2015, 11:21:47 PM

(https://www.tasteofbeirut.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/MG_0116.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 10, 2015, 11:40:11 PM

Let's see time to do some repairs
Doodeee dooo doo do
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/092010/reverse-1283422362_mechanized-potato-peeler.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2015, 01:23:44 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 10, 2015, 11:40:11 PM

Doodeee dooo doo do

Dumb di dumb dumb dumb, surely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 11, 2015, 09:51:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 11, 2015, 01:23:44 AM

Dumb di dumb dumb dumb, surely.

laaa li laa la loo.  Certainly. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2015, 10:24:25 AM

Wagala weia!
 Wallala, weiala weia!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 11, 2015, 11:15:37 AM

(https://appskidslove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/titleDoodleYoodle.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2015, 02:06:44 PM

Might as well get aboard the insane train.

(https://fc02.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/231/1/e/zip_a_dee_doo_dah_by_aerocrue13.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 11, 2015, 02:25:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2015, 02:06:44 PM

Might as well get aboard the insane train.

(https://fc02.deviantart.net/fs49/i/2009/231/1/e/zip_a_dee_doo_dah_by_aerocrue13.jpg)

like this ol chap
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1150362_o.gif)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 11, 2015, 06:27:37 PM

(https://astrolibrary.org/images/sun-zodiac-art.jpg)

Zipping your way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 11, 2015, 11:31:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2015, 02:06:44 PM

Might as well get aboard the insane train.

Oh, come now. You've been aboard for ages.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 12, 2015, 12:00:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 11, 2015, 11:31:36 PM

Oh, come now. You've been aboard for ages.

well there is great company aboard!
(https://www.lolhome.com/img_big/photoshop-master.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 12, 2015, 01:42:53 AM

There's a cat in the hunt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2015, 02:00:03 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 12, 2015, 12:00:35 AM

well there is great company aboard!

Still, I'm glad I'm not one of them.

(https://lh3.ggpht.com/_NN3ACenoFWw/TOI8TGo0u9I/AAAAAAAADGk/IRC-qrB4mig/train_wreck_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg?imgmax=800)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 12, 2015, 05:34:27 AM

So we're back to J_Menz's favorite things?

(https://www.lolmaze.com/pictures/e561611fa0ccf4a2c8867a82f8382816.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 12, 2015, 05:41:13 AM

Since you're working to break all the rules in reverse order...

(https://img.docstoccdn.com/thumb/206/34078063.png)

... it seems time to get that restraining order.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 12, 2015, 05:50:35 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 12, 2015, 05:41:13 AM

Since you're working to break all the rules in reverse order...

Of course I am!

Here you are, free to take:

(https://www.bjwinslow.com/albums/limbs/nasty_foot_6.jpg)


(https://www.aocd.org/resource/resmgr/ddb_high/hand_dermatitis_high.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 12, 2015, 09:53:28 AM

Quote from: outin on March 12, 2015, 05:50:35 AM

Of course I am!

Here you are, free to take:

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7jbrVKUh1rps6iho1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2015, 12:44:03 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 11, 2015, 11:31:36 PM

Oh, come now. You've been aboard for ages.

My goal was to hoard all the crazy people on it - drive it in to a mountain and jump at the last second.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 12, 2015, 02:50:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2015, 12:44:03 PM

My goal was to hoard all the crazy people on it -

(https://www.incprocollect.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/crazy-white-640_01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 13, 2015, 01:39:12 AM

Hmm.... ready!

(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/9/95167/1617540-rifles_large_01.jpg)

Are you allergic to any tranquilizers?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2015, 03:57:13 AM

I rather use the quill icing on cakes. cakequillising goodness.

(https://whippingitup.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/favorites-zurispizli-21st-cake-w-butter-cream-22-july-09-100.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 13, 2015, 06:09:20 AM

Cakes! I like cakes! :)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/a0/55/d0a05502f2ec28f58cc6b58160c251fc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 13, 2015, 09:53:25 AM

Quote from: outin on March 13, 2015, 06:09:20 AM

Cakes! I like cakes! :)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d0/a0/55/d0a05502f2ec28f58cc6b58160c251fc.jpg)

choose your flavor carefully . They can attract noggins. .  They're nice enough beasts, but really creepy
(https://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/Majestic+animals+_e2689453eb376c09d0ef51e81d3ee127.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2015, 10:59:45 AM

I like this cake! (https://images.watoday.com.au/2012/08/14/3555092/snake_cake_729-620x349.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 13, 2015, 11:11:03 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2015, 10:59:45 AM

I like this cake!

Really nice!

As is this one

(https://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-halloween-spider-cake-41-21626103.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2015, 11:19:34 PM

Quote from: outin on March 13, 2015, 11:11:03 AM

(https://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-halloween-spider-cake-41-21626103.jpg)

(https://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/yaker.jpg)

In Soviet Russia - CAKE BITES YOU!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2015, 06:29:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2015, 11:19:34 PM

In Soviet Russia - CAKE BITES YOU!!!

Not just Russia...beware!

(https://m.thesweetspot.com.my/wp-content/gallery/birthday-cakes/teeth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2015, 09:38:24 AM

Who's Eugene???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 14, 2015, 09:58:22 AM

Some avid birdwatcher I reckon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2015, 10:14:46 AM

(https://www.wrestlingmedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/eugene4grande.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 14, 2015, 06:31:01 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2015, 08:27:14 AM

^That was groovy...and SO deep  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 15, 2015, 10:51:26 AM

Quote from: outin on March 15, 2015, 08:27:14 AM

^That was groovy...and SO deep  ;D

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ueHFLipJH9I/UUoBJh3-i3I/AAAAAAAAaUk/UYSd9LTW-Pw/s1600/groovy.gif)

Explains a lot, really.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2015, 02:42:00 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 15, 2015, 10:51:26 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ueHFLipJH9I/UUoBJh3-i3I/AAAAAAAAaUk/UYSd9LTW-Pw/s1600/groovy.gif)

Explains a lot, really.  :P

That is so pretty, cannot help staring at it  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 15, 2015, 02:43:53 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/aq9WtgZ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2015, 04:50:11 PM

Still glued to the screen... ;D

(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.11150825.3586/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 15, 2015, 11:05:02 PM

Here...

(https://www.masters.com.au/media/MASTERS/Product/300x300/900023585_0_9999_med_v1_m56577569830859204.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 16, 2015, 12:13:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2015, 02:32:23 PM

I find this far more likely...    ;D

(https://nekonekomovielitterbox.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/killer-potato.png)

*Wild newcomer has appeared! Wild newcomer used sarcasm!*
I can see it now. Attack of the Killer Potatoes.
Wouldn't be better than Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, though..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 16, 2015, 01:01:51 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on March 16, 2015, 12:13:04 AM

*Wild newcomer has appeared! Wild newcomer used sarcasm!*

*Wild newcomer is a week too slow*

This thread moves fast (if erratically). Keep up!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 16, 2015, 01:31:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 16, 2015, 01:01:51 AM

*Wild newcomer is a week too slow*

This thread moves fast (if erratically). Keep up!

I'm aware, I just don't bother :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 16, 2015, 01:55:31 AM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/3523104/yawn-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 16, 2015, 04:06:02 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/89wZGkR.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2015, 04:29:44 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on March 16, 2015, 12:13:04 AM

Wouldn't be better than Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, though..

Mmmm...cake...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/63/b3/4f/63b34f17e5a0105951067af4fd1335a6.jpg)

And lost...it's just getting even better :)

(https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/life/food/2013/01/130114_FOOD_Bear.jpg.CROP.article568-large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 16, 2015, 11:31:35 AM

(https://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2011/07/07/126198-grizzly-bear-attack.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 16, 2015, 12:40:03 PM

ah. i see. let me play you the song of my people
(https://www.funnyjunksite.com/pictures/funnypics/animated/funny_animated_picture_68.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2015, 01:00:03 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 16, 2015, 12:40:03 PM

ah. i see. let me play you the song of my people

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FCGtFDoBUTJGKnIdH65uS_musical_staff.jpg)

Pretty boring song, if you ask me.    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 16, 2015, 01:01:14 PM

I also missed the boat with the potato pictures:

(https://puu.sh/gCDcs.JPG)


And just for good measure, here is a seductive banana:
(https://puu.sh/gCDjm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2015, 02:03:09 PM

How about a cute kiwi?

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/kiwifruit-character-16913410.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 16, 2015, 02:25:51 PM

I hope this doesnt degenerate into a food fight...

(https://puu.sh/gCHhD.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2015, 02:56:12 PM

Quote from: stoat_king on March 16, 2015, 02:25:51 PM

I hope this doesnt degenerate into a food fight...

(https://puu.sh/gCHhD.jpg)

Is that a pizza? I'm so hungry!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2015, 12:56:30 AM

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8hLOd8pl7B0/VQK16BbazAI/AAAAAAAACGg/EobVdwaOTH4/w512-h287/is9fb.gif)


Looks interesting.  For everyday/layperson use, I don't quite see the need for a 3D printer yet though.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2015, 04:26:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2015, 12:56:30 AM

Looks interesting.  For everyday/layperson use, I don't quite see the need for a 3D printer yet though.  ::)

Why not? I could get all my food in cat shape...with the complementary hairs :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 17, 2015, 05:18:58 AM

Quote from: outin on March 17, 2015, 04:26:58 AM

Why not? I could get all my food in cat shape...with the complementary hairs :P

You could get that without one. You have cats, you have an oven......

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 17, 2015, 07:25:34 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 17, 2015, 05:18:58 AM

You could get that without one. You have cats, you have an oven......

Just not without PETA knocking on your door.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2015, 08:30:18 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on March 17, 2015, 07:25:34 AM

Just not without PETA knocking on your door.

They haven't found me yet :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 17, 2015, 09:46:53 AM

(https://puu.sh/gDTjU.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 17, 2015, 09:56:45 AM

(https://www.netanimations.net/tCheZ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 17, 2015, 10:41:27 AM

(https://puu.sh/gDTgI.gif)

This is a musical forum after all...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2015, 11:43:39 AM

(https://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/3eaf4d075511bef71b764380c42eef33/https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f221/turpeinen/Macros/1212544071135.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2015, 03:41:50 AM

Maybe you need to work on your eyes...

(https://www.tintumon.in/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Funny-man-Horrible-Eyes-500x375.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 18, 2015, 11:10:51 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gngXgsD.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 18, 2015, 11:51:15 AM

A more traditional way of celebrating St Patrick's day...

(https://puu.sh/gFhIX.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 18, 2015, 02:27:12 PM

i must go, my people need me!
*but i'll be back to win.
(https://img1.ruspoki.tvnet.lv/upload/articles/75/7555/images/Dobro-pozhalovat-na-16.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2015, 01:36:44 AM

I was looking up awkward, but I found this instead.  ::)

(https://students.gethope.net/msm/files/2013/02/web-awkward-cow.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 19, 2015, 02:18:44 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 18, 2015, 02:27:12 PM

i must go, my people need me!

You're a bit slow!

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/8b/13/3c/8b133c3bc7a5d04e778958f9efec768a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2015, 11:35:02 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/GxKbBGF.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 19, 2015, 11:45:49 AM

(https://puu.sh/gGDIJ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 19, 2015, 02:00:15 PM

just grabbing my share and will be back on my way.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/df9197f13c3e91dbd7b9d80dbee696eb/tumblr_nlfvmgYl581s02vreo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 19, 2015, 02:45:01 PM

i'm in first place. but we can provide a mailed potato to the runner up. yes. mail a spud is an actual thing. perfect.
https://www.mailaspud.com/
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0713/3939/files/spud1.png?8615443609068940445)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2015, 11:15:22 PM

Also for the winner.
https://thepayback.com/getrevenge.html


*Bob wonders what happens if he wins.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2015, 10:14:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2015, 11:15:22 PM

Also for the winner.

Easy - we all chip in for this:

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

...and give it to the winner. Or, you could just declare me the winner. Save you all the hassle (and ultimate humiliation).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 20, 2015, 10:42:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2015, 10:14:14 AM

Easy - we all chip in for this:

https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/

...and give it to the winner.

Oh goody. I like glitter!  ;D

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2015, 10:14:14 AM

Or, you could just declare me the winner. Save you all the hassle (and ultimate humiliation).

Nah. Pass.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 20, 2015, 10:24:30 PM

It's shiny therefore I need it in my life!

Oh wait, so are tin can bombs....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 21, 2015, 12:12:25 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Thunderbird3.jpg)

Anti-gravity forces receding, but we need more power from the boosters.  Agent Redfox, do you copy?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2015, 12:23:23 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on March 20, 2015, 10:24:30 PM

It's shiny therefore I need it in my life!

Oh wait, so are tin can bombs....

Mmm... I know what to get you for your birthday.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2015, 01:27:11 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZbVyAfztvzU/U5ppfZB1RgI/AAAAAAAAA3w/RNrg8upCvWI/s1600/southpark+3.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 21, 2015, 07:32:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 20, 2015, 10:42:53 AM

Oh goody. I like glitter!  ;D

Then here you are!

(https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276308/Article/images/25908197/9367689-large.jpg)

I assume you just forgot that little something :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2015, 10:39:41 AM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2015, 07:32:54 AM

Then here you are!

Not the gary variety.  :-X

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2015, 07:32:54 AM

I assume you just forgot that little something :)

The IQ of some posters?  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 21, 2015, 12:19:11 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 21, 2015, 10:39:41 AM

The IQ of some posters?  :-\

I can't believe you to be that demented...

Anyway, here's something for you :)

(https://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22200000/cat-glitter-picture-22213382-284-197.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 21, 2015, 04:16:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2015, 12:23:23 AM

Mmm... I know what to get you for your birthday.     ;D

Aw, how thoughtful of you. I mean, it passed a couple months ago, so you'll have to wait another 20 or so pages of this thread..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 21, 2015, 10:34:53 PM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2015, 12:19:11 PM

I can't believe you to be that demented...

After all this time? Really?  ::)

Oh, and your picture doesn't show for me. Research indicates me to be grateful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 22, 2015, 12:25:03 AM

(https://www.boiseweekly.com/binary/f33a/1356626255-thunderbirds.jpeg)

Fasten your peach belts.  We got some fuel now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 22, 2015, 02:15:46 AM

Quote from: goldentone on March 22, 2015, 12:25:03 AM

We got some fuel now.

Sadly, it's....

(https://www.prosportstickers.com/product_images/d/rocket_fuel_round_color_sticker_funny_color_auto_sticker__05117.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2015, 03:26:11 AM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/12/article-1034321-01EADB3500000578-166_224x355.jpg)


I haven't been following the flow, but here's my post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 22, 2015, 05:41:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 22, 2015, 03:26:11 AM

here's my post.

And here's mine.

(https://www.twinsupply.com/janitorial/images/100/DRK94780.JPG)

The queue to thank me forms on the left.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 22, 2015, 07:05:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 22, 2015, 05:41:27 AM

The queue to thank me forms on the left.

Here, I'll help

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lqKzQqjmWGE/RbEbQQ3WBhI/AAAAAAAAABM/zz2OX1kvHL0/s320/thank+queue+photo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2015, 09:20:07 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/2ubPze1.jpg)

Take a good look.  Is this what you'll see in the mirror when you don't win this thread?

(That you've switched to piccolo, yes.   ::) )

(I'd assume she's on the losing team.  Or it's the trumpet blaring away behind her.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 22, 2015, 11:48:55 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/gX97ngSYrJkCQ/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 22, 2015, 12:26:20 PM

Its time to raise the tone with some applied mathematics...

(https://puu.sh/gCCYN.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2015, 12:48:05 PM

How many teeth kids?  Come practice your counting.  Haha.


(https://www.coronacomingattractions.com/sites/default/files/news/alien_teeth_bared.jpg)



I think they got the outer teeth from some kind of deep sea fish.  That's looking more familiar now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 22, 2015, 01:18:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 22, 2015, 09:20:07 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/2ubPze1.jpg)

Take a good look.  Is this what you'll see in the mirror when you don't win this thread?

(That you've switched to piccolo, yes.   ::) )

(I'd assume she's on the losing team.  Or it's the trumpet blaring away behind her.)

Sister!!
(https://rs2img.memecdn.com/toot-toot-my-lovely-flute_o_322767.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 22, 2015, 06:44:50 PM

(https://www.onscreenasia.com/uploadedimages/onscreenasia/15VIRGIL_JOHN_ALAN.JPG)

Yes, we're all feeling nostalgic after that Broccoli-Peach soup. . . another round please, with baguette and some cookies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 23, 2015, 10:40:24 AM

Just came across a load of screenshots from the endless ocean of fail that is yahoo answers.

(https://puu.sh/gM7mA.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 23, 2015, 01:53:16 PM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nasa_c63cf7_2339293.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2015, 01:57:30 PM

Quote from: outin on March 23, 2015, 01:53:16 PM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Nasa_c63cf7_2339293.jpg)

Give it a try and tell us how you go.     ;D

(Damn... I do sound like a sadistic f@#$er, don't I???)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 23, 2015, 02:56:26 PM

(https://puu.sh/gM7kn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 23, 2015, 03:18:50 PM

Quote from: stoat_king on March 23, 2015, 02:56:26 PM

(https://puu.sh/gM7kn.jpg)

(https://naturallymel.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/meme-smile.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 23, 2015, 03:47:24 PM

(https://puu.sh/gMkNE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 23, 2015, 05:28:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2015, 01:57:30 PM

(Damn... I do sound like a sadistic f@#$er, don't I???)

Nope ::)

I've got my towel ready, just waiting for my ride...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 23, 2015, 06:09:53 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Giant_Panda_Tai_Shan.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2015, 05:33:02 AM

(https://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/303/4/c/guns_don__t_kill_____pandas_do_by_sombra_revolution-d4ege3y.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 24, 2015, 05:38:17 AM

Is it just my impression, or has this thread lost what little plot it once had?

(https://ogrogrenga.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny_lost_found_pet_signs_051.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2015, 05:50:16 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 24, 2015, 05:38:17 AM

Is it just my impression, or has this thread lost what little plot it once had?

I took it  ;D

(https://mytinyplot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mtplogo2015.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 24, 2015, 10:37:39 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 24, 2015, 05:38:17 AM

Is it just my impression, or has this thread lost what little plot it once had?

(https://ogrogrenga.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/funny_lost_found_pet_signs_051.jpg)

*my response reaction to the latest plot arc
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-foDaoc1cJTg/T6QJR19vPII/AAAAAAAABGU/9IYPAtwX1gU/s1600/shocked-asian-girl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 24, 2015, 10:50:39 AM

(https://images1.tickld.com/live/postimages/7d536cae3fc2e065396c0e8ff88e8113.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 24, 2015, 10:53:14 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 24, 2015, 10:37:39 AM

*my response reaction to the latest plot arc
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-foDaoc1cJTg/T6QJR19vPII/AAAAAAAABGU/9IYPAtwX1gU/s1600/shocked-asian-girl.gif)

The feeling is mutual lol

(https://puu.sh/gNvK7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2015, 11:00:03 AM

(https://pandodaily.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/internet_weird_inside.jpg?w=900&h=341)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2015, 01:21:01 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 24, 2015, 05:38:17 AM

Is it just my impression, or has this thread lost what little plot it once had?

IT HAD A PLOT??? I was just using this to vent my anger towards the world... it's much cheaper than seeing my Psychologist.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 24, 2015, 06:37:51 PM

(https://askaboutworkerscompgravytrains.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/lion-truth.jpg?w=684&h=400&crop=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 25, 2015, 01:03:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2015, 01:21:01 PM

IT HAD A PLOT??? I was just using this to vent my anger towards the world... it's much cheaper than seeing my Psychologist.    ;D

Well, that's your Christmas present sorted.

(https://www.irreverentshirts.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/5/small_image/295x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/i/r/irrdtg8-sarcasm-and-attitude-are-so-much-cheaper-than-therapy-and-bail-money.-t-shirt.-1_sarcasmandattitude.291.jpg)

Of course, you haven't seen our bill yet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2015, 05:49:39 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 24, 2015, 10:37:39 AM

*my response reaction to the latest plot arc
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-foDaoc1cJTg/T6QJR19vPII/AAAAAAAABGU/9IYPAtwX1gU/s1600/shocked-asian-girl.gif)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2076647/82894098.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 25, 2015, 07:14:55 AM

What is this obsessions with young girls? Isn't this thread really about
(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28500000/Cats-cats-28572014-1600-1200.jpg)
taking over the internet?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 25, 2015, 08:51:59 AM

Finally, someone who understand the menace

They are everywhere
(https://puu.sh/gOMfY.jpg)

And they are stealthy
(https://puu.sh/gOMfH.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 25, 2015, 09:46:08 AM

Quote from: stoat_king on March 25, 2015, 08:51:59 AM

Finally, someone who understand the menace

They are everywhere
(https://puu.sh/gOMfY.jpg)

And they are stealthy
(https://puu.sh/gOMfH.jpg)

And mutating and multiplying
(https://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Welcome-To-Kitty-City-The-Spider-Cat-Monster-Has-Grown-In-Animation-By-Cyriak.gif)
*and sort of like voltron ( awesome combined lion robot https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4359657/voltron-unite-o.gif (https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4359657/voltron-unite-o.gif). ) they can merge for battle

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 25, 2015, 09:54:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 25, 2015, 05:49:39 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2076647/82894098.gif)

My secret is out. I must go. My people need me.
(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/07/GIF-Japanese-movies.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 25, 2015, 10:00:34 AM

With regard to the cat menace, I can only see one outcome.

(https://puu.sh/gOOsg.jpg)

Let me be the first to welcome our new feline masters!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 25, 2015, 11:10:58 AM

Quote from: stoat_king on March 25, 2015, 10:00:34 AM

I can only see one outcome.

Quite.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t2Ry7I5DNuQ/S4V14q9lpFI/AAAAAAAAFMs/oIfJKOK4Y8k/s400/Gates+of+Hell+copy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2015, 11:16:51 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2384613/84500918.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2015, 11:19:15 AM

 ::)  This thread.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2384613/84500926.gif)


Haha.  Now I see her.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2015, 02:06:20 PM

Quote from: stoat_king on March 24, 2015, 10:53:14 AM

(https://puu.sh/gNvK7.gif)

It's like something out of the move 'the Ring'... DAMN!!!

Quote from: j_menz on March 25, 2015, 01:03:55 AM

(https://www.irreverentshirts.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/5/small_image/295x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/i/r/irrdtg8-sarcasm-and-attitude-are-so-much-cheaper-than-therapy-and-bail-money.-t-shirt.-1_sarcasmandattitude.291.jpg)

I own about 16 of them... ripped one off a cellmate last time I was thrown in jail.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 25, 2015, 03:46:47 PM

(https://puu.sh/gP4bl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 25, 2015, 06:04:31 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mjZhimzeHoY/UDj-0_7krII/AAAAAAAABKI/PjOAQvouOIY/s1600/Kermit+plays+instrument+banjo+2.jpg)

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head. . .

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2015, 10:52:05 PM

(https://www.albany.edu/news/images/thunderstorm-340px.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 26, 2015, 12:03:57 AM

Quote from: goldentone on March 25, 2015, 06:04:31 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mjZhimzeHoY/UDj-0_7krII/AAAAAAAABKI/PjOAQvouOIY/s1600/Kermit+plays+instrument+banjo+2.jpg)

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head. . .

As you sing and play
Now I must dance
I must
Dance
(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/funny-twerk-ash-pokemon.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 26, 2015, 12:23:36 AM

Well, there's my appetite for lunch gone.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 26, 2015, 03:57:22 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 26, 2015, 12:23:36 AM

Well, there's my appetite for lunch gone.  >:(

The pole dancing cow didn't get to you, but that did?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 26, 2015, 04:06:26 AM

(https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130421021537/playstationallstarsbattleroyale/images/b/b7/Willy-wonka-you-must-be-new-here.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on March 26, 2015, 04:22:34 AM

If you're referring to me, I would've thought my low post count would've given it away  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 26, 2015, 09:24:17 AM

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/8b0fae7f6e3c5fae7d2be4d5172eeb6e/tumblr_n3qudjYtOx1suhamco1_500.gif)
Easter will be here soon

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 26, 2015, 09:45:11 AM

(https://puu.sh/gQaxq.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2015, 10:17:48 AM

Quote from: stoat_king on March 26, 2015, 09:45:11 AM

(https://puu.sh/gQaxq.gif)

NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

No more bloody cat pictures... surely there's MORE to the internet than cat pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 26, 2015, 11:05:29 AM

I can only apologise for all the cats.

I am working on a set of cards, much like tarot cards, but with cats.
I have christened this breakthrough "lolcatomancy".

Anyway - I have found a picture that seems to be 100% cat-free:

(https://puu.sh/gQdmr.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 26, 2015, 11:32:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2015, 10:17:48 AM

surely there's MORE to the internet than cat pictures.

Oh, you so wish.  Sadly not, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 27, 2015, 12:39:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 26, 2015, 09:24:17 AM

Easter will be here soon

(https://31.media.tumblr.com/42f6938611040b8bc7a3e81a2394b8c6/tumblr_mu5i090Ivi1s2wio8o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 27, 2015, 12:47:15 AM

Don't forget to duck....


(https://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/Elmer_Fudd-rabbit-season.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 27, 2015, 02:33:09 AM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--65Ae1Ije--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18kymb4467sc0jpg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 27, 2015, 05:34:07 AM

Mine...

(https://www.mircobros.com.au/media/bunny_bait_5kg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 27, 2015, 10:06:06 AM

Quote from: j_menz on March 27, 2015, 05:34:07 AM

Mine...

(https://www.mircobros.com.au/media/bunny_bait_5kg.jpg)

And certainly works better than a warm invitation . Tried to search an analogous illustration but was disappointed ....(*and creeped out)
(https://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bugs-bunny-on-toilet-gif.gif)
What the heck is wrong w the internet? It ruins everything
And I don't even into the deep or dark net (from editorials and story I read  ie stay way far away from the deep net and unregistered content ie  use of tor or onion browser. much  of the stuff much of it illegal and viruses packed will scar you for life.  But this was an innocent search w a filtered google) :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 27, 2015, 11:55:16 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 27, 2015, 10:06:06 AM

What the heck is wrong w the internet?

(https://s2.glbimg.com/ymYnpJX4ZyJ5KhfetlSSAAXe-Gk=/299x260/top/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2013/05/15/larrypage1.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Mark_Zuckerberg_at_the_37th_G8_Summit_in_Deauville_018_v1.jpg/220px-Mark_Zuckerberg_at_the_37th_G8_Summit_in_Deauville_018_v1.jpg)
(https://www.techjournal.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bill-gates.jpg)(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LaROAe62gxs/To5LG3pEzoI/AAAAAAAAghI/2yTehbDi_G4/s640/035_steve_jobs--300x300.jpg)

And something went wrong?  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2015, 11:51:04 PM

Quote from: j_menz on March 27, 2015, 11:55:16 AM

(https://s2.glbimg.com/ymYnpJX4ZyJ5KhfetlSSAAXe-Gk=/299x260/top/e.glbimg.com/og/ed/f/original/2013/05/15/larrypage1.jpg)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Mark_Zuckerberg_at_the_37th_G8_Summit_in_Deauville_018_v1.jpg/220px-Mark_Zuckerberg_at_the_37th_G8_Summit_in_Deauville_018_v1.jpg)
(https://www.techjournal.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bill-gates.jpg)(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LaROAe62gxs/To5LG3pEzoI/AAAAAAAAghI/2yTehbDi_G4/s640/035_steve_jobs--300x300.jpg)

And something went wrong?  :o

Okay - Don't know who No. 1 is, You're right about 2, No. 3 gave us Microsoft Office and Windows (as opposed to the crap that No. 4 created)... who is unfortunately dead. To be fair 'Tim Cook' should be in place of No. 4. At least Jobs gave us the iPod.     :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 28, 2015, 12:25:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2015, 11:51:04 PM

Okay - Don't know who No. 1 is

Larry Page. Mr "Don't be Evil".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 28, 2015, 10:19:34 PM

I'm going to violate my "no cat posting" treaty.... ::)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/718392/84527118.gif)

It's Marmite from what I found online.  And a leopard.  That's not what I thought it was at first.


I'm going to have to go find some of this stuff...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2015, 02:59:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 28, 2015, 10:19:34 PM

It's Marmite from what I found online. 

Well... chances are if you were to lick a random brown stain off the ground - it would taste just like Marmite.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2015, 11:04:54 AM

My computer's getting slow.  I saw that gif slower the other day than what it's showing up as today.  Much more impact.

The problems is after clicking by that image, I couldn't find it again.  When I saw it again, I had to capture it.


But today, I give you two owls to make up for the one leopard I posted yesterday.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/22/article-2527971-1A3FF01700000578-257_634x450.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2015, 11:06:42 AM

Let me throw in another one.  They're small.

(https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/BRD/07/BRD_07_NE0014_01_P.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 29, 2015, 11:30:05 AM

Potatoe.
(https://potatoooo.weebly.com/uploads/1/6/7/1/16710504/6641266.jpg?524)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2015, 11:45:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 29, 2015, 11:06:42 AM

Let me throw in another one.  They're small.

(https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/BRD/07/BRD_07_NE0014_01_P.JPG)

Awwwwww.... MY GOSH!!! I so want one as a pet now... Bugger the cat videos - cats are ignorant and prissy... These things are just so CUTE!!!

Quote from: visitor on March 29, 2015, 11:30:05 AM

(https://potatoooo.weebly.com/uploads/1/6/7/1/16710504/6641266.jpg?524)

Thank you for that picture... Now I feel horny and hungry at the same time...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on March 29, 2015, 11:47:55 AM

Another owl. Not a cat. Oh no.

(https://puu.sh/gTWMs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2015, 07:42:41 PM

These pygmy ones look nice.  I've heard they don't make good pets though.  They eat mice, regurgitate the leftovers.  I forget what else.  I'm not sure it's even legal.

(https://i.imgur.com/aYrpB.png)

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01903/owls-2_1903597i.jpg)


I guess they're Northern Saw Whet owls.  Close enough.

And illegal as pets.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080421171010AAVVt1m

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2015, 08:09:11 PM

 ;D  Almost looks like something else, doesn't it?  But it's not.  It's still all owl.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 30, 2015, 05:21:19 PM

Almost!!
(https://i1.wp.com/www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/so-mad-i-could.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 30, 2015, 06:57:37 PM

(https://www.drsusanrubin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/red-wiggler-worm.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2015, 12:38:01 PM

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bioshock/images/d/dd/Meat_Hook.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110629221916)

Quote from: goldentone on March 30, 2015, 06:57:37 PM

(https://www.drsusanrubin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/red-wiggler-worm.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 31, 2015, 12:43:49 PM

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/fish-eating-warm-open-mouth-to-eat-hook-abstract-background-being-trapped-bait-concept-42185162.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2015, 11:12:29 PM

(https://fc02.deviantart.net/fs50/i/2009/263/c/1/There__s_Always_a_Bigger_Fish_by_kingboo7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 31, 2015, 11:50:51 PM

Moot anyway.....

(https://www.nature.com/news/2008/080307/images/news.2008.658.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2015, 11:52:39 PM

 ::)

(https://www.starno.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/Squid_Attack.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on March 31, 2015, 11:59:07 PM

Phhhttt....

(https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/M4zdMDaNqD8/hqdefault.jpg)

 :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 01, 2015, 01:05:26 AM

Omg omg. O-m-g.  Omgomgomgomg.!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/NGjC2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 01, 2015, 01:44:11 AM

Shalom.  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 01, 2015, 05:40:44 AM

(https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2014/1-6/xdWH1Nkk1Q-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 01, 2015, 11:08:42 PM

There really is anything out there... I searched for octokitty.  Then went with the "owl treaty" on here and searched for "octo owl," not expecting to find anything.  Nope.  There's some out there.  I didn't bother looking through it all.  Who does this stuff?  Haha.

(https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/78/787d83f94c7c5a1798d3b03f4fdd638be01897ab_full.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 02, 2015, 10:40:22 AM

This thread will keep on keeping on
*just that that arch in Nagasaki
(https://rs2img.memecdn.com/What-The-Hell-Is-That-Arch-Made-Of_o_100647.jpg)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IE6maCoZSVA/maxresdefault.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 02, 2015, 03:53:46 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 02, 2015, 10:40:22 AM

(https://rs2img.memecdn.com/What-The-Hell-Is-That-Arch-Made-Of_o_100647.jpg)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IE6maCoZSVA/maxresdefault.jpg

Cats of course!

(https://nail-art-at.kerioak.com/image/cache/data/Cats/Cat%20Silhouette,%20Arched%20Back%20Black-600x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2015, 01:26:42 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 02, 2015, 10:40:22 AM

This thread will keep on keeping on
*just that that arch in Nagasaki
(https://rs2img.memecdn.com/What-The-Hell-Is-That-Arch-Made-Of_o_100647.jpg)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IE6maCoZSVA/maxresdefault.jpg

Don't be daft... It's made out of the same thing as the Nokia phones. Why do you think Nokia phones are indestructible.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 03, 2015, 01:46:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2015, 01:26:42 AM

Why do you think Nokia phones are indestructible.   

I don't think that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 03, 2015, 02:59:20 AM

I'm amused.

Also interesting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2015, 12:44:50 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 03, 2015, 01:46:34 AM

I don't think that.

Man... I haven't watched them in years... shame they look like something from the 70's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2015, 06:10:36 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2359627/84499028.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 05, 2015, 01:27:42 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/883100/84528530.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 05, 2015, 12:44:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 05, 2015, 01:27:42 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/883100/84528530.gif)

(https://dickbird.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Picture-22.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 05, 2015, 02:15:35 PM

Even continued the dairy theme there.  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2015, 01:22:15 AM

Well, I attempted to find something to do with Dairy, so I typed in 'Got Milk' and...

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Got+milk_9a9e49_4668712.jpg)

...came across this. I'm going to leave this here, and see if people have invented lasers to be fired into the neurons of my brain in the hopes of deleting the image from my memory.

I will be back when science has cured me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 06, 2015, 01:38:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2015, 01:22:15 AM

I will be back when science has cured me.

We'll be waiting.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m9FO5DDn3q4/UUAhbndRd8I/AAAAAAAAVAA/Hch9Q4l9AGI/s400/Lynch+Mob.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 06, 2015, 09:45:01 AM

Shhh don't spook the triceracow...
(https://www.lightfarmbrasil.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/5897_LFS_Triceratops_MainImage1_2000px.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 06, 2015, 10:42:29 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 06, 2015, 09:45:01 AM

Shhh don't spook the triceracow...

Of course not.


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I_CCj9nKHs0/T6bXprz6h8I/AAAAAAAAAhY/UdLrzPFDk-4/s1600/1154_35307_friendseat_hamburgers.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2015, 10:15:47 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 06, 2015, 10:42:29 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-I_CCj9nKHs0/T6bXprz6h8I/AAAAAAAAAhY/UdLrzPFDk-4/s1600/1154_35307_friendseat_hamburgers.png)

That's just a normal burger...    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 07, 2015, 12:33:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2015, 10:15:47 PM

That's just a normal burger...    >:(

Some Europeans thought they were getting "just a normal" lasagne. Looks can be deceiving.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2015, 05:52:04 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 07, 2015, 12:33:49 AM

Some Europeans thought they were getting "just a normal" lasagne. Looks can be deceiving.

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/150LT/touche/image.jpg?w=400&c=1)

I commend you for that. Quite a good comeback...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 07, 2015, 10:24:06 AM

Food deception - foodception is everywhere.  We only catch the unsuccessful ones
(https://hugelolcdn.com/i700/122197.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 07, 2015, 10:56:24 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 07, 2015, 10:24:06 AM

foodception is everywhere. 

Foodception?  ::)

Rather less prevalent than auto-correct-suggest it seems.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 07, 2015, 06:06:53 PM

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110609211537/logopedia/images/b/bd/PepsiGold.png)

You won't see the shine of this in the market.

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 07, 2015, 11:40:09 PM

Best way to spot foodception? Smell. Those doppelgänger have not gotten the Hang of that part yet
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vOx3C7-EQ4w/Um0yeaNUiXI/AAAAAAAAOfc/1JXuZhu3HmM/s1600/cat-smells-cheese.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 08, 2015, 12:20:21 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/JBdp0Nl.jpg)

Stay back!

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 08, 2015, 01:18:52 AM

New page... two posts.. a cat and an owl.  >:(

I don't normally drink this early in the day, but........

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 08, 2015, 04:13:54 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 08, 2015, 01:18:52 AM

New page... two posts.. a cat and an owl.  >:(

I don't normally drink this early in the day, but........

Here's something to cheer you up:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/60/Walton_with_Leicester_-_Peterborough_East_train_geograph-2791492-by-Ben-Brooksbank.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 08, 2015, 05:56:40 AM

Gee, thanks.

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/418787/train-wreck-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 08, 2015, 09:58:11 AM

Ok change up. Let's include a coke ( since we established that Pepsi cannot and should not be trusted)
(https://i.imgur.com/u0nZg.gif)
all going according to plan. It is almost time...-hamster overlord Oberon

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 08, 2015, 11:48:37 AM

(https://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/brandreversioningcocacolapepsilogo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 08, 2015, 11:51:45 PM

(https://www.mif-design.com/blog/2011image/05/0506_17.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2015, 12:45:45 AM

Going for the INFINITE LOOP!!!

(https://i.imgur.com/9TvAzQD.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2015, 01:58:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2015, 12:45:45 AM

Going for the INFINITE LOOP!!!

That's just an infinitely regressing fractal.  ::)

This in an infinite loop....

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/Eg0V2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 09, 2015, 02:00:16 AM

There's a sonic version of that but I'm not looking it up.  So and so's wave or something like that.  It sounds like the pitch keeps ascending.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2015, 03:25:11 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 09, 2015, 01:58:39 AM

This in an infinite loop....

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/Eg0V2.gif)

Great... Now I have the words 'Going around the Mobius strip' to the tune of 'Here we go round the Mulberry bush'...



 >:(   THANKS!!!    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2015, 05:36:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2015, 03:25:11 AM

THANKS!!!

You're most welcome.

Welcome to ....

(https://soundloungeblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/earwormtitle4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2015, 06:44:34 AM

That was your plan all along, wasn't it - to annoy me to death with awful earworms???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 09, 2015, 06:57:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2015, 06:44:34 AM

That was your plan all along, wasn't it - to annoy me to death with awful earworms???

That would be....


(https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/4e/e4/1d/4ee41d5033f2c562db17bea8f77dd7cf.jpg)

Stand in the corner if you don't get the joke.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 09, 2015, 10:16:17 AM

The propaganda machine is at work.  The master plan is working
(https://grist.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/ad_colaearly.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 09, 2015, 06:08:52 PM

(https://www.topdesignmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ancient-coca-cola-girls07.jpg)

The sovereign cure.

 ;) ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2015, 12:12:44 AM

Hell no... that stuff has too much sugar.

(https://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2013/03/26/64555/b7119a5fb6d24f7eb2bd4c601250d322.jpg)

Now that's something I can get behind.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 10, 2015, 12:13:54 AM

*Bob tries rolling some giant plastic balls through the thread to clear out other... contestants.*  ::)

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hIPAlDGE--/jhudqgkhqfde665x7qkw.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 10, 2015, 12:14:43 AM

(https://www.cocaine.org/coca-cola/cocacola-advert.gif)

You should be aware that the "nerve stimulant properties of the coca plant" were actually cocaine. Odd that it's the "temperance drink".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2015, 12:20:28 AM

What are you doing J_Menz - we moved on from Coca-cola 5 minutes ago...

KEEP UP!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 10, 2015, 12:27:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 10, 2015, 12:14:43 AM

(https://www.cocaine.org/coca-cola/cocacola-advert.gif)

You should be aware that the "nerve stimulant properties of the coca plant" were actually cocaine. Odd that it's

(https://wallpaper.ultradownloads.com.br/277286_Papel-de-Parede-Meme-A-Historia-e-Verdadeira_2048x1536.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 10, 2015, 03:53:49 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 10, 2015, 12:14:43 AM

You should be aware that the "nerve stimulant properties of the coca plant" were actually cocaine.

(https://consumeraffairs.global.ssl.fastly.net/files/news/cocaine.jpg)

The sugar free version is much better for you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2015, 10:19:44 AM

Quote from: outin on April 10, 2015, 03:53:49 AM

The sugar free version is much better for you!

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/23/article-0-0EE9B85F00000578-823_634x425.jpg)
(https://munfitnessblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/obese-man-with-chips-and-coke.jpg)

Totally...

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0156/4610/products/Facepalm_Black_Tile_5_1024x1024.jpg?v=1354767465)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 10, 2015, 11:13:20 AM

(https://puu.sh/h8sAP.jpg)

Are you going to finish that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2015, 02:07:24 PM

You know what - I usually post things to irk people, but THAT...

Quote from: stoat_king on April 10, 2015, 11:13:20 AM

(https://puu.sh/h8sAP.jpg)

...is going to give people NIGHTMARES!!! What is wrong with you???

 ;D

Okay... let's knock this up a notch then!!!

(https://heresthesilly.com/img.php?id=2172&w=900&hash=e6c9a1cd)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 10, 2015, 04:21:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2015, 02:07:24 PM

You know what - I usually post things to irk people, but THAT...

...is going to give people NIGHTMARES!!! What is wrong with you???

I take offence at that. How dare you talk about my caseworker like that?!?!?!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 10, 2015, 07:14:10 PM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-37243-Anna-Kendrick-gross-gif-Imgur-cJka.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 11, 2015, 12:24:09 AM

(https://makeameme.org/media/created/mutually-agreed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 11, 2015, 04:39:42 AM

Yes, please stick to...you know  ;D

(https://qids.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Fat-Cat-Facts-pets-pet-cat-Cats.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2015, 01:39:35 PM

You know the world is a sad place when you try to find an image in google with the keywords 'Cat' and 'Lawnmower', and are deeply unsatisfied with the results.



 :P



I weep for the rest of humanity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 11, 2015, 02:20:55 PM

^ Look on the bright side -
I'm sure you'd find the world an even sadder place had you searched for 'Rule34 + cat + lawnmower".

*shudders*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 11, 2015, 05:28:40 PM

PSA

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rules-of-the-internet

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2015, 04:39:15 AM

Quote from: stoat_king on April 11, 2015, 02:20:55 PM

^ Look on the bright side -
I'm sure you'd find the world an even sadder place had you searched for 'Rule34 + cat + lawnmower".

I didn't find one single picture of a cat being run over by a lawn mower...

(https://i.imgur.com/zKzmV2N.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 12, 2015, 06:13:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2015, 04:39:15 AM

I didn't find one single picture of a cat being run over by a lawn mower...

You don't know why? Because cats are simply just too smart to get run over by such a thing :)

Something that cannot be said for humans...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/HLk6xgrTpGo/hqdefault.jpg)

(https://www.eatonhand.com/jpg/jpg00423.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/8SEH7.jpg)


And for those who got upset by the photos, here's a cute cat picture:

(https://i.imgur.com/rveHUYw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 12, 2015, 02:21:28 PM

Blech.  Take those down.  I hit "Go down" and see those right away on this page.


Crocheted cat mushrooms... sheesh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2015, 03:14:37 PM

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT... And by that, I mean the bloody cat in the Mushroom clothing...

And yet, Google still doesn't have an image for 'Fried cat with mushrooms'... Such a shame. What is the point of the internet then???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 12, 2015, 03:35:40 PM

The mushroom cat is just too creepy.

Here is a cat with a little more dignity:

(https://puu.sh/hb7aE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 12, 2015, 04:36:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2015, 03:14:37 PM

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT... And by that, I mean the bloody cat in the Mushroom clothing...

Oh there's more...
(https://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/clipboard011.jpg?w=560)
Although I am not quite sure what I am looking at? A pink...never mind  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 13, 2015, 03:15:51 PM

(https://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-mine-seagull-lighthouse.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 13, 2015, 06:05:00 PM

(https://www.notcoming.com/images/reviews/l/masterandcommander.jpg)

Did I just see. . .

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2015, 11:00:28 PM

Quote from: outin on April 12, 2015, 04:36:26 PM

Oh there's more...
(https://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/clipboard011.jpg?w=560)

Although I hate quoting pictures of cats in my posts... this one I just had to...

... while I clarify what the hell it's supposed to be.

Quote from: outin on April 12, 2015, 04:36:26 PM

Although I am not quite sure what I am looking at? A pink...never mind  :-[

Were you going to say... Dildo???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2015, 02:57:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2015, 11:00:28 PM

Were you going to say... Dildo???    ;D

No comment...

Although now that I think of it...environmental friendly, no batteries needed...

(https://makeameme.org/media/created/shame-on-me.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2015, 04:01:23 AM

Quote from: outin on April 14, 2015, 02:57:26 AM

Although now that I think of it...environmental friendly, no batteries needed...

(https://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1310483866536.jpg)

Even WILL SMITH is disgusted at you right now. NOW we know why you like cats...

... and possibly why they hate you.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2015, 04:44:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2015, 04:01:23 AM

Even WILL SMITH is disgusted at you right now. NOW we know why you like cats...

... and possibly why they hate you.    ;D

I know better than that, I went to

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iXEVCCsssh8/S9rpSCbtsFI/AAAAAAAAAO8/T2qaKN0YNyw/s1600/funny-pictures-crazy-cat-lady-school.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 14, 2015, 09:52:52 AM

@outin....

Esplain?
(https://i.imgur.com/BkWEwH4.jpg)
 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 14, 2015, 10:48:47 AM

(https://puu.sh/hdx0h.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 14, 2015, 11:32:43 AM

http://Fraudster Televangelist Benny Hinn   ;D
Got to watch till the end.  roflmao!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2015, 01:37:18 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 14, 2015, 09:52:52 AM

@outin....

Esplain?
(https://i.imgur.com/BkWEwH4.jpg)
 ;D

Hmm...isn't it quite clear? Efficiency above all.
And before advancing to a higher language, maybe you should first learn to spell plain English?  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 14, 2015, 07:08:25 PM

Quote from: outin on April 14, 2015, 01:37:18 PM

Hmm...isn't it quite clear? Efficiency above all.
And before advancing to a higher language, maybe you should first learn to spell plain English?  ;)

still better than this i think.  ie  spell  very well, but 'dat usage' ha ha
(https://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1193185/ATT3310642_fullsize.jpg?352183f0)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 14, 2015, 11:48:52 PM

Go for effectiveness, then efficiency.  Effective sloppiness beats efficient ineffectiveness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 15, 2015, 09:15:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 14, 2015, 11:48:52 PM

Go for effectiveness, then efficiency.  Effective sloppiness beats efficient ineffectiveness.

Is there a name to that quote? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 15, 2015, 10:24:27 AM

Sometimes the attempt is neither effective nor efficient
*the more you know
(https://www.catgifs.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/137_sleepfalls_cat_gifs.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2015, 12:15:06 AM

(https://i873.photobucket.com/albums/ab298/whistlersgoo/ReloadBench/AimForTheCat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2015, 01:49:30 AM

(https://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/pew_pew_pew_dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 16, 2015, 03:43:12 AM

(https://d.justpo.st/images/2014/03/f4751d288cddd87d5d4eb62c5ef7e81c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 16, 2015, 05:40:03 AM

You called?

(https://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110731010906/annoyingorangefanon/images/d/d9/Pepe_Le_Pew.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2015, 11:09:25 PM

All of you tremble before the might power of God...

(https://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r81/annetastar/jesus_laser_eyes.jpg)



(And his ability to melt faces and hair off the little children with his terrifying laser eyes)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 16, 2015, 11:37:08 PM

(https://www.captionite.com/c/2013/1/11/63933552.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2015, 01:00:16 AM

These llamas would like to have a word with you.

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/omqC2eFRicu8U/200_s.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2015, 05:04:17 AM

I think if these big buggers...

(https://www.jurassicworld.com/media/dinosaurs/tyrannosaurus-rex/tyrannosaurus-rex-detail-header.png)

...were still alive, the Llama's wouldn't have a word for very long.

(neither would the cats)



PS. It takes a very secure man to be photographed half-naked, holding cats. A VERY secure man...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 17, 2015, 06:16:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2015, 05:04:17 AM

the Llama's wouldn't have a word for very long.

Llamas don't have a word for anything.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 17, 2015, 09:47:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2015, 05:04:17 AM

I think if these big buggers...

(https://www.jurassicworld.com/media/dinosaurs/tyrannosaurus-rex/tyrannosaurus-rex-detail-header.png)

...were still alive, the Llama's wouldn't have a word for very long.

(neither would the cats)



PS. It takes a very secure man to be photographed half-naked, holding cats. A VERY secure man...

Well maybe in the wild. But the pet ones are pretty chill
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/8/7635/17127817396_66593250dc_z.jpg)

*here have a captured potato
(https://i.imgur.com/ds1dknP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 17, 2015, 05:36:09 PM

(https://c300221.r21.cf1.rackcdn.com/dancing-cats-1389822406_b.jpg)

I'm a danzer. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2015, 12:00:07 AM

The movie sucked anyway... The only good bit was when Leo Dicaprio drowned - shame it didn't happen 3 hours earlier in the film.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 18, 2015, 09:05:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2015, 12:00:07 AM

The movie sucked anyway... The only good bit was when Leo Dicaprio drowned - shame it didn't happen 3 hours earlier in the film.

I agree.
On a similar note, I used to loathe everything related to Justin Bieber until I saw this:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2015, 08:23:12 PM

Bad acting.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2015, 01:34:29 AM

Quote from: stoat_king on April 18, 2015, 09:05:15 AM

I agree.
On a similar note, I used to loathe everything related to Justin Bieber until I saw this:

I cried...



...when I found out it wasn't real.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2015, 05:08:57 AM

(https://www.smittenby.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/meanpeople.jpg)

Must post a (disgustingly) cute puppy picture...

(https://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cute-puppy-l1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2015, 02:33:33 PM

BLERGH!!!! Disgusting... Back to the cute owl pictures...

https://onebigphoto.com/uploads/2013/12/cute-baby-owl.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 19, 2015, 03:14:27 PM

I don't think that's a baby owl, just a small one.  Young maybe.  It does have that dumb look in its eyes.  A baby owl wouldn't have regular feathers.

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3731/12153458283_6791bd2e98_b.jpg)
Pygmy chicks.  (Don't.  ::) )


Skeksis for comparison...

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/darkcrystal/images/3/36/Skekses.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100214053226)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2015, 01:23:05 AM

Hey, I won!  Haha.

Word of the Day... ailurophile.   Perfect Pitch is definitely not an ailurophile.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 21, 2015, 02:02:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 21, 2015, 01:23:05 AM

Perfect Pitch is definitely not an ailurophile.

He secretly is.

Quote from: Bob on April 21, 2015, 01:23:05 AM

Hey, I won!  Haha.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2015, 02:44:39 AM

I'm pretty sure I did win there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 21, 2015, 03:11:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 21, 2015, 02:44:39 AM

I'm pretty sure I did win there.

Were winning, yes. Did win, no. See how grammar matters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2015, 03:27:01 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 21, 2015, 03:11:22 AM

See how grammar matters.

Actually it doesn't. Words are hardly needed to describe what I was, am and will be :)

(https://img.wikinut.com/img/19uhm6qf6kx.n5a4/jpeg/724x5000/Award-Winner.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2015, 03:38:30 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 21, 2015, 03:11:22 AM

Were winning, yes. Did win, no. See how grammar matters.

I'd have to question that a bit, assuming you're the future me.  Today I finally realized an Australia connection that's been with me the whole time.  But if you're me, the part about how I become you is missing.  I can't possibly remember something that in the future.....

All right I'm giving up there.  There was some kind of joke/point to that, but it's late and I'm losing the ....  track of thought... or my brain's not getting the idea out, can't find the words....  Darnit....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 21, 2015, 05:44:13 AM

Quote from: outin on April 21, 2015, 03:27:01 AM

Actually it doesn't. Words are hardly needed to describe what I was, am and will be :)

Cheap plastic?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2015, 09:16:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 21, 2015, 01:23:05 AM

Hey, I won!  Haha.

Word of the Day... ailurophile.   Perfect Pitch is definitely not an ailurophile.

There's actually a word for that??? Weird... and yes, you're right. I am DEFINITELY not an Ailurophile... although they are delicious with some BBQ sauce.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2015, 11:12:28 AM

Small werds.  Til coffee.

That's not quite accurate for an old cat lady though.

And I see dogs get their own word, just mushrooms.
https://www.morewords.com/ends-with/ophile/


Although if you combine them, perfect pitch might like that.
lyophile ailurophile
 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2015, 11:56:15 AM

Quote from: j_menz on April 21, 2015, 05:44:13 AM

Cheap plastic?

Still more durable than rotting flesh...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2015, 11:39:11 PM

Material from stars?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2015, 12:14:22 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ee7zE19.gif)


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on April 22, 2015, 09:03:54 PM

Quote from: goldentone on April 17, 2015, 05:36:09 PM

(https://c300221.r21.cf1.rackcdn.com/dancing-cats-1389822406_b.jpg)

I'm a danzer. :)

Titango eventually, peut-être?

OK - just popped in for a moment. A single claws will suffice and now I'm well and truly outta here!...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2015, 10:11:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 22, 2015, 12:14:22 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ee7zE19.gif)

The fact that there are people like this, makes we so wish I wasn't part of the human race... it would be nice to be an alien and using this thread to study all of you... like lab rats.



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 22, 2015, 11:58:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2015, 10:11:24 PM

The fact that there are people like this, makes we so wish I wasn't part of the human race

Your expulsion notice is in the mail.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2015, 10:11:24 PM

... it would be nice to be an alien and using this thread to study all of you... like lab rats.

The coat suits you.....

(https://roarofwolverine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/RatScientist-150x150.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2015, 09:29:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2015, 10:11:24 PM

The fact that there are people like this, makes we so wish I wasn't part of the human race...

Quote from: j_menz on April 22, 2015, 11:58:07 PM

Your expulsion notice is in the mail.

Under whose authority? Had I known that, I'd have applied sooner.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2015, 10:11:24 PM

it would be nice to be an alien and using this thread to study all of you... like lab rats.

That's okay - I already know all your weaknesses - soon my race shall come and obliterate the planet and mine it for all its natural resources.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 23, 2015, 10:00:30 AM

Quote from: outin on April 21, 2015, 03:27:01 AM

Actually it doesn't. Words are hardly needed ...

I think I see what you mean
@outin
Esplane this flavor name?
( Norwegian Doritos)
(https://i.imgur.com/Le3ng.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 23, 2015, 10:45:41 AM

Oh come now. There's surely no thing as a cool American. Not since 1963.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2015, 02:20:56 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 23, 2015, 10:45:41 AM

Oh come now. There's surely no thing as a cool American. Not since 1963.  ::)

I think you mean 1984...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Henry_Winkler_Fonzie_1977.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 23, 2015, 02:42:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2015, 02:20:56 PM

I think you mean 1984...

not as rad as
(https://cdn.hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/26/charles-scott-baio.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2015, 10:17:26 PM

Yeah... because

Quote from: visitor on April 23, 2015, 02:42:40 PM

(https://cdn.hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/26/charles-scott-baio.jpg)

looks much cooler than

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2015, 02:20:56 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Henry_Winkler_Fonzie_1977.JPG)

(https://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/HomerFacePalm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2015, 12:01:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2015, 02:20:56 PM

I think you mean 1984...

Fonzie jumped the shark (literally, and giving rise to the phrase) in 1977.  ::)

And he was only cool in the 1950s.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 24, 2015, 03:15:34 AM

OK, lets settle this...According to Google here's the coolest guy on earth. And as we know Google is never wrong...

(https://www.coolestpersononearth.info/1328877182.png)

Now who the hell is that??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2015, 03:20:36 AM

Haha.  I was actually doing the same hand to forehead gesture as Homer there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2015, 05:02:40 AM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--WMX3ur6N--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/pfr6p8k66f4omulctb7r.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 24, 2015, 05:45:15 AM

(https://lowres.cartoonstock.com/miscellaneous-judge-judging-bribes-scores-scored-mly0706_low.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2015, 02:28:39 AM

(https://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2010/09/ten-dollar-bill-02.jpg)

About $12.78 of your Australian dollars for that US $10 dollar.  That's how much.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 25, 2015, 02:38:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 25, 2015, 02:28:39 AM

About $12.78 of your Australian dollars for that US $10 dollar.  That's how much.  ::)

I could have got the real Alexander Hamilton for less than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2015, 02:42:07 AM

It's ok.  You did your best.   :P







(https://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Alexander-Hamilton-Quotes-4.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 04:26:08 AM

Mmmm... A lot of people have told me I'll never have a three-way with Jessica Alba and Sandra Bullock...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 25, 2015, 05:42:06 AM

And just your luck that that post starts a new page completely devoid of context.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 07:09:11 AM

I think the statement speaks for itself.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 25, 2015, 11:54:22 AM

Hurrah hurrah a new page
(https://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/142/2/f/fat_cat_animation____by_spade_fox-d50p9da.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 25, 2015, 12:22:12 PM

And yet another one spoiled.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 12:25:33 PM

The simple reason why I don't have pets (especially cats)...

(https://img0105.popscreencdn.com/158910471_100ml-frontline-spray-for-dog-and-cat-kills-fleas-ticks-.jpg)

SCREW THAT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2015, 12:31:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 12:25:33 PM

The simple reason why I don't have pets (especially cats)...

Do you live with someone? This is how their skin looks like:
(https://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/129/8f8993d6ad9b42da8ec747c278581192.jpg)

OTOH I would never tolerate either fleas or ticks on my cats...Any imports I have had from such dangerous zones as Australia have been dipped into such poison that no living thing would survive it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 12:38:25 PM

Well... I don't live with someone actually, even though I know my own skin is crawling with them - but despite that, at least I can't bloody well see them.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 25, 2015, 02:07:10 PM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2015, 12:31:36 PM

Any imports I have had from such dangerous zones as Australia have been dipped into such poison that no living thing would survive it...

Surely your weather is sufficient to that purpose.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 02:56:45 PM

Actually, it's mind boggling how extreme the planet can be. I remember once it was 40 degrees (Celsius for all you weird Americans who still use obscure methods of measurement, including the imperial units), and a friend of mine was travelling to Scotland in a weeks time, so I went to check what the weather was like at that moment, and it was -20 degrees Celsius.

Couldn't comprehend that there could actually be 60 degrees difference at the exact same time on the same planet. Quite extraordinary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2015, 03:29:10 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 25, 2015, 02:42:07 AM

It's ok.  You did your best.   :P







(https://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Alexander-Hamilton-Quotes-4.jpg)

 ;D

I'd do a facepalm on myself but...

That was supposed to be a quote from Hamilton that you shouldn't expect much of people.....

Oh, weird.  It still actually says that. 
https://www.rugusavay.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Alexander-Hamilton-Quotes-4.jpg

How did that pic get changed on the previous page?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2015, 03:34:42 PM

The danger of linked pics.  The "I never expect a perfect work from an imperfect man." quote change I think was just changed.  It was different when I looked a few minutes ago.  Still a Hamilton quote, but not that one.  Odd.. I can't find the second quote now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2015, 03:58:42 PM

This doesn't quite make the "what are you listening to" thread for me.  So I'll put it here.

It's the "I can only take 10 seconds" or "I'll never listen to this again" type of piece.

I'm wondering if this is mocking people with disabilities though.  Might not be politically correct.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2015, 04:57:58 PM

Quote from: j_menz on April 25, 2015, 02:07:10 PM

Surely your weather is sufficient to that purpose.  ::)

You might be right...

(https://viralandscdn.net/posts/15ce8/image-EQGhIFdt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 27, 2015, 10:02:12 AM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2015, 04:57:58 PM

You might be right...

(https://viralandscdn.net/posts/15ce8/image-EQGhIFdt.jpg)

Enough w cold. Bring on the warm!
Time for sun and surf
(https://telenya.com/file/pic/photo/2014/06/cfae5e2e39dc5d7371671acad2107d62_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 11:45:58 AM

You may regret posting that last pic lol

(https://puu.sh/hszoF.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2015, 12:14:37 PM

What are you doing to all these beautiful woman...

Boobs or GTFO!!!   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 12:32:17 PM

A compromise seems in order...

(https://puu.sh/hszpy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2015, 12:57:08 PM

Well... this is the worst Porn I've ever seen...

 >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 01:02:56 PM

I think 'porn' is putting it a bit strong.
'Tasteful' is the word you are looking for.

(https://puu.sh/hszpi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 01:04:18 PM

Hmm. Am now thinking 'tasteful' isnt the right word either...

(https://puu.sh/hszpL.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2015, 01:14:11 PM

Quote from: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 01:04:18 PM

Hmm. Am now thinking 'tasteful' isnt the right word either...

(https://puu.sh/hszpL.jpg)

Well... I always like a woman who keeps fit.     ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 27, 2015, 01:16:29 PM

the parts are interchangeable
(https://soupsnoop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/spice-girl-and-trainer-5.png)

(https://r.fod4.com/s=w350,pd1/o=80/https://p.fod4.com/p/media/716562a4bf/c=sq/s=w700/o=90/UGgyLCbHQvm1iCrkGhAq_Gwkd41ZxQHSo40FVheaX_g4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2015, 01:24:12 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 27, 2015, 01:16:29 PM

(https://r.fod4.com/s=w350,pd1/o=80/https://p.fod4.com/p/media/716562a4bf/c=sq/s=w700/o=90/UGgyLCbHQvm1iCrkGhAq_Gwkd41ZxQHSo40FVheaX_g4.jpg)

No offense, but given that in this photo, the dogs lead is hovering in mid-air, I'd say this is a pretty poor photo-shop.

Also, this thread certainly has taken an interesting turn into abnormality - time to play along. Wouldn't this be awesome as a pet:

(https://vrf.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/03-Heagle.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 01:41:29 PM

Time to raise the tone I think...

(https://puu.sh/hsFjB.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 27, 2015, 02:05:18 PM

Quote from: stoat_king on April 27, 2015, 01:41:29 PM

Time to raise the tone I think...

(https://puu.sh/hsFjB.jpg)

i see your domo and raise  you
(https://dailyfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/classic_yoda.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2015, 02:10:04 PM

Well... they say there's a picture of everything on the internet... I'm wondering if there's a picture of Yoda naked...

(https://cliparts.co/cliparts/5cR/K7e/5cRK7ezMi.jpg)

What do you know...



Excuse me, while I was the horror off me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2015, 01:07:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2015, 02:10:04 PM

Well... they say there's a picture of everything on the internet... I'm wondering if there's a picture of Yoda naked...


What do you know...

Better.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2015, 10:49:47 AM

It won't come off... must be clean, must be clean...

I'll never be clean...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on April 28, 2015, 10:56:47 AM

Try sandblasting.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 28, 2015, 12:23:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2015, 10:49:47 AM

It won't come off... must be clean, must be clean...

I'll never be clean...

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/261993/cannot-be-unseen-cat-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2015, 02:11:48 PM

The cat won't make me any cleaner...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2015, 02:29:06 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/RWB8kbi.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2015, 03:42:00 AM

(https://www.ahjlibrary.org/jumping%20owl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 01, 2015, 10:10:39 AM

Hard to believe how many others have slipped In front of this.  Been really quiet here lately. Calls for an instant infusion of taco.

To the top w you!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/9pELEnM9zHTZC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2015, 11:13:38 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 01, 2015, 10:10:39 AM

Hard to believe how many others have slipped In front of this.  Been really quiet here lately. Calls for an instant infusion of taco.

That made me hungry... no tacos around unfortunately, but I think have a pizza and then our traditional 1st of May treat :

(https://suomenkielen.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/tippaleipa.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2015, 01:58:07 PM

I have a bad back at the moment which is why my monumental presence has been a little limited in the last couple of days...

  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2015, 01:59:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2015, 01:58:07 PM

I have a bad back at the moment which is why my monumental presence has been a little limited in the last couple of days...

  :(

Then you must not post, just lie down and rest. I'll cover for you  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 01, 2015, 01:59:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2015, 01:58:07 PM

I have a bad back at the moment which is why my monumental presence has been a little limited in the last couple of days...

  :(

sorry chap. it's ok though. taco is good for anytime and should fix you up too. good for play, rehap/exercise, and even clinical treatment.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/fvLTnKMAhp1hm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2015, 02:10:13 PM

Quote from: outin on May 01, 2015, 01:59:51 PM

Then you must not post, just lie down and rest. I'll cover for you  8)

I'd almost take that as a real ask, but knowing you - if I handed over my login and password, you'd just post cat pictures everywhere...

If you must post in my name, make sure you're slightly condescending, but still witty and humourous.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2015, 04:54:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2015, 02:10:13 PM

I'd almost take that as a real ask, but knowing you - if I handed over my login and password, you'd just post cat pictures everywhere...

Cat pictures? Me? What makes you think so?

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/60400011.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 03, 2015, 04:08:53 PM

Post owls instead.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/fxYMc6V.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 03, 2015, 11:25:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 03, 2015, 04:08:53 PM

Post owls instead.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/fxYMc6V.gif)

Or this

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 04, 2015, 12:18:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 03, 2015, 04:08:53 PM

Post owls

You mean these kind?

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/536fb2acf721950cac6a86f03713a3de/tumblr_mk6excjfzv1r55leko4_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 04, 2015, 04:00:25 AM

I think I'd prefer my things paw delivered

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2448/3698223032_1954fe5bb7.jpg)

Feels a lot safer, especially if I ordered a new grand...

(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/optipess-comics-war-bomb-315605.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2015, 11:33:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 03, 2015, 04:08:53 PM

Post owls instead.  ::)

Really??? Posting pictures of owls crapping on rooftops??? Is THIS where the thread is going?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on May 04, 2015, 12:24:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2015, 11:33:51 AM

Really??? Posting pictures of owls crapping on rooftops??? Is THIS where the thread is going?

It could be worse...


(https://puu.sh/hB1xt.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 04, 2015, 01:05:20 PM

Quote from: stoat_king on May 04, 2015, 12:24:21 PM

It could be worse...


(https://puu.sh/hB1xt.png)

it can also be much better.  i'm counting the minutes until this masterpiece releases

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2015, 01:53:26 PM

Quote from: visitor on May 04, 2015, 01:05:20 PM

(https://www.moviecricket.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/367ifz.jpg)

That fact that Eric Roberts is starring in it, gives me mixed feelings about whether it might actually be brilliant and he was brave enough to star in it... or he's desperate for money.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2015, 01:20:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2015, 11:33:51 AM

Really??? Posting pictures of owls crapping on rooftops??? Is THIS where the thread is going?

It's a statement about society.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2015, 03:02:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 05, 2015, 01:20:48 AM

It's a statement about society.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0228/2185/products/blame-society-black-box_large.jpg?v=1406197815)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 05, 2015, 03:25:41 AM

(https://www.thewobblyshop.co.uk/politburo/mugs/files/439_margaret_thatcher_mug_image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2015, 03:31:48 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 05, 2015, 03:25:41 AM

(https://www.thewobblyshop.co.uk/politburo/mugs/files/439_margaret_thatcher_mug_image.jpg)

Hmmm...?

Cencorship at work maybe?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 05, 2015, 05:37:55 AM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2015, 03:31:48 AM

Cencorship at work maybe?

Doubtful. It would be a brave enterprise that tried to silence Maggie Thatcher.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2015, 07:39:19 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 05, 2015, 05:37:55 AM

Doubtful. It would be a brave enterprise that tried to silence Maggie Thatcher.

Maybe it was my computer...this one doesn't seem to care...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on May 05, 2015, 07:52:27 AM

Okay everybody, if any of you all think you can have the last post in this thread, now that I am here you may want to reconsider such an impossible to achieve goal.  It ain't gonna happen.  Or does a quasi-old timer from Texas need to show you all how to get it done right?  I am all saddled up and ready to go, and I won't need until the cows come home to straighten this here mess out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 10:09:41 AM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2015, 03:31:48 AM

Hmmm...?

Cencorship at work maybe?

Probably, because your spell checker seems to be broken.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 10:10:46 AM

Quote from: michael_sayers on May 05, 2015, 07:52:27 AM

Okay everybody, if any of you all think you can have the last post in this thread, now that I am here you may want to reconsider such an impossible to achieve goal.  It ain't gonna happen.  Or does a quasi-old timer from Texas need to show you all how to get it done right?  I am all saddled up and ready to go, and I won't need until the cows come home to straighten this here mess out.

As much as I hate to double post... I just saw this after my initial post...

I was here before you were, I shall be here well after you. You will not win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2015, 11:12:36 AM

It's actually difficult to find a pic of a pic error x.  I looked before and gave up.


If you want something a bit creepy...

Here's one to balance out the thing above.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on May 05, 2015, 12:30:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 10:10:46 AM

As much as I hate to double post... I just saw this after my initial post...

I was here before you were, I shall be here well after you. You will not win this thread.

Something says to me that you have not crossed paths before now with a true Texan.


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2015, 12:42:01 PM

Now who's gonna be the last one standing?

A Texan:

(https://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Posters/T/Poster%20-%20Texan,%20The%20(1930)_01.jpg)

or a Finn:

(https://www.contactsintocash.com/wp-content/themes/arthemia/images/6icebreakers-h.jpg)

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 01:12:25 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 05, 2015, 11:12:36 AM

OH MY GOSH!!! I SOOOOOOOOOOO HAVE TO GET ONE!!!

They're so CUTE!!! (Yes, as much as I hate Cat videos... I LOVE Owl videos).

Quote from: michael_sayers on May 05, 2015, 12:30:46 PM

Something says to me that you have not crossed paths before now with a true Texan.

Sure I have... I think I have a picture of the last one who crossed me...

(https://johnrichardsjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/unmarked-grave-on-attu.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on May 05, 2015, 02:07:33 PM

That is what it would take for me not to get in the last post here. At my age there is an ever increasing possibility that nature will take care of this for you.

For now I remain ever present and all observing, and cordially such [for the most part ;D ]. . .


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 10:20:30 PM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2015, 12:42:01 PM

Now who's gonna be the last one standing?

A scot.

(https://barbwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/braveheart-film-1995.jpg)

Although, don't let the kilt fool you - Mel Gibsons scottish accent was awful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 05, 2015, 10:25:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 10:20:30 PM

A scot.

(https://barbwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/braveheart-film-1995.jpg)

Although, don't let the kilt fool you - Mel Gibsons scottish accent was awful.

That's cute
Sorry but
(https://m.quickmeme.com/img/5a/5ad6c8f9897f923139508114de14254e39448111a2df182724814d9322721861.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2015, 01:13:43 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 05, 2015, 10:25:22 PM

Sorry but

Nonsense.

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41C9WY1EYNL.jpg)

Of course, by "every one" they mean just me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2015, 02:06:12 AM

*Bob hands out participation medals.* 

Good job, good job, good job, good job, good job.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2015, 03:33:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2015, 10:20:30 PM

A scot.

Sure... ::)

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--w8zGgM2T--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18x0vxrflwadzjpg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2015, 06:21:55 AM

Haha.  I scrolled up from the bottom.  Is that a girl?  With beer cans?  And muscly legs?  Man hands?!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on May 06, 2015, 05:54:09 PM

Quote from: michael_sayers on May 05, 2015, 12:30:46 PM

Something says to me that you have not crossed paths before now with a true Texan.

No, probably not, because unless you are a Native American (hopefully that doesn't offend anyone?), there isn't such a thing :) We all came from lovely Europe

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2015, 10:44:48 PM

I was born here.  Everyone I know was born here too.  That makes me a native, right? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 06, 2015, 11:45:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2015, 10:44:48 PM

I was born here.  Everyone I know was born here too.  That makes me a native, right? 

Indeed. But you only get a small "n".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2015, 12:19:52 AM

Small n, big B, as they say... or not.


*Bob's trying to figure out what means.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2015, 02:09:43 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/EjtJI32.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2015, 10:52:50 AM

That's it... I want an owl.

(https://parliamentofowlettes.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/cute-owl-in-palm-of-a-hand.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2015, 11:34:46 AM

Haha.  Subtle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2015, 11:59:49 AM

(https://momdoesreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/owl-question-win.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2015, 12:00:58 PM

(https://ingoldthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/i-am.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2015, 12:05:13 PM

Quote from: outin on May 07, 2015, 12:00:58 PM

(https://ingoldthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/i-am.jpg)

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/e5/e5be4746e9fe0f2e7e3869ed1146ff92cc7cb7d4eb591310ba33bab7d8a37e23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2015, 12:48:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2015, 12:05:13 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/e5/e5be4746e9fe0f2e7e3869ed1146ff92cc7cb7d4eb591310ba33bab7d8a37e23.jpg)

So you get an owl and I'll get a cute black guy? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2015, 02:26:32 PM

Quote from: outin on May 07, 2015, 12:48:37 PM

So you get an owl and I'll get a cute black guy? ;)

I think the correct term is 'African-American'... Geez...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2015, 03:33:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2015, 02:26:32 PM

I think the correct term is 'African-American'... Geez...    ::)

Nope, you wont get any by trying to be overly politically correct...not even owls 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 07, 2015, 03:39:16 PM

error

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2015, 01:47:48 AM

It must be tougher for non-US people.  For race terms I mean.  I would they would just say black.  But then they'd probably also have to take into account if they're from the US, in which case it would be 'African American.'


Oh yes... Blame Canada.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2015, 04:59:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 08, 2015, 01:47:48 AM

It must be tougher for non-US people.  For race terms I mean.  I would they would just say black.  But then they'd probably also have to take into account if they're from the US, in which case it would be 'African American.'

I've spend a lot of time with said people in US and none of them thought of themselves as AFRICAN American and many find it quite offensive to be called so. OTOH no-one never seemed to be bothered when I called them a cute black guy, quite the opposite  ;)

But I am quite colour blind, I'll be just as happy with a cute white guy  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2015, 11:24:37 AM

I guess this would work too.  ::)


(https://img1.owned.com/media/images/2/2/3/7/22375/i_don_t_see_race_540.jpg)


The funny thing is when you actually say something like that in real life.  People ask what someone looked like -- male/female, ethnicity -- and you tell them, "I don't know.  I didn't notice.  ...I don't see people in terms of _____." ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2015, 02:53:16 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 08, 2015, 11:24:37 AM

I guess this would work too.  ::)

No, he's not cute at all  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2015, 11:17:09 PM

I didn't catch the second part until today.  It just sounds funny to me if you're saying you don't see obvious features about people. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 09, 2015, 04:33:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 08, 2015, 11:17:09 PM

I didn't catch the second part until today.  It just sounds funny to me if you're saying you don't see obvious features about people. 

You do know there are people who cannot really "see" faces (facial agnosia)? But I'm not really bad though, I can tell if someone's cute or not  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2015, 01:11:03 PM

It's just the missing gender and skin color part.  Workplace political correctness....


Bob:  Hey, someone stopped by for you.
Coworker:  Was it a tall African American guy?
Bob:  I don't know.  I didn't notice.
Coworker: o_0
Bob:  ...I don't see gender or ethnicity.  I'm sure they'd prefer to called a "person" too and not an "it."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 09, 2015, 01:30:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 09, 2015, 01:11:03 PM

It's just the missing gender and skin color part.  Workplace political correctness....


Bob:  Hey, someone stopped by for you.
Coworker:  Was it a tall African American guy?
Bob:  I don't know.  I didn't notice.
Coworker: o_0
Bob:  ...I don't see gender or ethnicity.  I'm sure they'd prefer to called a "person" too and not an "it."

I usually refer to everyone as IT in 3rd person...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on May 09, 2015, 05:27:24 PM

(https://www.ilquotidianodisalerno.it/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/sinatra.jpeg)

"Kapustin?  Not my number. . . "

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on May 09, 2015, 11:55:36 PM

Pianos and Pandas have something in common. Guess what?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 10, 2015, 01:15:48 AM

Quote from: senanserat on May 09, 2015, 11:55:36 PM

Pianos and Pandas have something in common. Guess what?

Hmm....

(https://www.newsgd.com/culture/culturenews/200612290009_71958.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on May 10, 2015, 01:48:43 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 10, 2015, 01:15:48 AM

Hmm....

(https://www.newsgd.com/culture/culturenews/200612290009_71958.jpg)

Oh my, how quaint a ? symbol !

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2015, 01:50:15 AM

Quote from: senanserat on May 09, 2015, 11:55:36 PM

Pianos and Pandas have something in common. Guess what?

They're bothy highly strung???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 10, 2015, 02:30:01 AM

Quote from: senanserat on May 10, 2015, 01:48:43 AM

Oh my, how quaint a ? symbol !

(https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/sjonathan02/snidelywhiplash.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 10, 2015, 11:02:31 AM

Don't worry everyone .  I'll get this .

Situation is under control (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4a/84/96/4a84961de04fe4e485ecaef4bb572773.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2015, 03:27:12 AM

There's facial blindness... I wonder if there's something like self-appearance blindness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2015, 03:56:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 11, 2015, 03:27:12 AM

There's facial blindness... I wonder if there's something like self-appearance blindness.

Of course there is!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/06/68/7b/06687b64b1f2c5e9c222cfee1211ca8f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on May 11, 2015, 06:08:26 AM

Quote from: outin on May 11, 2015, 03:56:00 AM

Of course there is!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/06/68/7b/06687b64b1f2c5e9c222cfee1211ca8f.jpg)

That guy has a palm on his crotch huehuehue.

By the way both pandas and pianos are black white, also both are made of atoms

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 11, 2015, 09:27:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 11, 2015, 03:27:12 AM

There's facial blindness... I wonder if there's something like self-appearance blindness.

doesnt know what you mean.  Knows that looks simply fabulous
(https://fotofiliablog.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/orange-crush-434x285.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 11, 2015, 09:32:05 AM

Quote from: senanserat on May 11, 2015, 06:08:26 AM

By the way both pandas and pianos are black white, also both are made of atoms

Also you can tickle ivories when playing piano.  Pandas are ticklish too.

But so is kitteh, and so is vader

(https://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tickle.gif)
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/42f052f54fc90462769305465d725446/tumblr_njrgoe9kSk1qb61kpo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 11, 2015, 10:37:03 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 11, 2015, 09:32:05 AM

Also you can tickle ivories when playing piano.  Pandas are ticklish too.

But so is kitteh, and so is vader

You make Nancy Reagan's "Just say no" campaign look so.... inadequate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2015, 10:59:20 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ed5Bh_DbHPU/maxresdefault.jpg)

:|


<<


>>



(https://hugelolcdn.com/i700/193918.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 11, 2015, 05:55:00 PM

 I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 12, 2015, 12:23:14 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 11, 2015, 10:37:03 AM

You make Nancy Reagan's "Just say no" campaign look so.... inadequate.

on that note there is certainly certain things one should be certain to say no too.
Like this femme. Should have said no to dancing
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/acecfebb6377cc64af1851701b37ed30/tumblr_mi7l4iryQy1r1ft0fo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2015, 01:49:59 AM

(https://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121112174030/glee/images/7/7b/Happy_dance.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 12, 2015, 08:17:42 AM

(https://www.trendhure.com/gifdumps/animierterpicdump244/41.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2015, 11:09:50 AM

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/CSriGBFh.jpg)


 ::)  Still sad in real life.  That goat's whole life probably is transformed into just a gif now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2015, 02:32:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 12, 2015, 11:09:50 AM

Still sad in real life.  That goat's whole life probably is transformed into just a gif now.

Yeah, but it's bloody hilarious...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 12, 2015, 03:52:19 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s4vboy9Y1rcqwpko1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on May 13, 2015, 01:10:29 AM

I'll be bach later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 01:38:37 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZAsB3wbYU9Q2Y/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2015, 03:01:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2015, 01:38:37 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZAsB3wbYU9Q2Y/giphy.gif)

Ok, I've done the thumb exercise, so what's next?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: senanserat on May 13, 2015, 03:27:17 AM

Quote from: outin on May 13, 2015, 03:01:23 AM

Ok, I've done the thumb exercise, so what's next?

When in doubt, middle finger.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2015, 03:42:30 AM

Quote from: senanserat on May 13, 2015, 03:27:17 AM

When in doubt, middle finger.

Like this?

(https://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/51/20/52a65778a4f805662c0837fa238e45b4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 03:54:54 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/VCE6/talk-to-da-hand/image.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2015, 04:01:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2015, 03:54:54 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/VCE6/talk-to-da-hand/image.png)

I will, if that's going to make me a better player...Should I talk to the hands together or separately?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:05:13 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/hch8h.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:07:24 AM

(https://chadalexander.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/arnold-do-it-now-mvpexchange-com.jpg%3Fw%3D1000)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2015, 04:07:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:05:13 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/hch8h.jpg)

RH it is then...

I am having trouble pedalling a piece. Should I talk to the foot as well?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:09:46 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/34CVK/arnold-yells-shut-up/image.png?w=400&c=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2015, 04:12:54 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:09:46 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/34CVK/arnold-yells-shut-up/image.png?w=400&c=1)

This method is hard...I'm getting mixed messages...talk but shut up? Is it some kind of interval training?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:16:14 AM

(https://www.adweek.com/socialtimes/files/2011/05/Arnold-Schwarzenegger.jpg)



(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/da/da2eea853666ae9123be92748b2f504f031250a3038560ea35c788dc7c2564f2.jpg)


(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/e6/e6fea896cac0c47d842509af713c5f34720dd73f414f56d144ea6037d8a4464a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2015, 04:35:27 AM

Ok, I did some practice with your method. I definitely see improvement...need to get going now, but I'll be back  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 04:40:25 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/rteZP.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 13, 2015, 05:34:23 AM

(https://www.trendhure.com/gifdumps/animierterpicdump243/77.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 11:25:29 AM

(https://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120916182950/degrassi/images/b/b9/Ew.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: medtnaculus on May 13, 2015, 10:00:05 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/XwDBVCD.gif)
 :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2015, 10:46:55 PM

I doubt the essence of the song is right, but I think you get the point.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2015, 05:05:23 AM

It's been so long since we had any cute spoders crawling into this thread!

(https://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-scary-spider-creepy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 14, 2015, 08:57:39 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e9/1a/b8/e91ab8d1fe585fc7cd9a41157cd319a0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2015, 11:10:02 AM

Quote from: compline on May 14, 2015, 08:57:39 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e9/1a/b8/e91ab8d1fe585fc7cd9a41157cd319a0.jpg)

No offense, but Mickey has nothing on Tom & Jerry.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/8YjeozO2fNNte/giphy.gif)

(https://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfzdqyvmPs1qa1xnko1_500.gif)

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/t-and-j.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/j0Ge2MQ.gif)

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qtz8sZ6k1rsp3y1o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 14, 2015, 12:35:58 PM

Definitely better .  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 14, 2015, 12:37:28 PM

One more  :)


(https://media.giphy.com/media/tgVCrKSj1jdSw/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 14, 2015, 01:17:56 PM

There are days I swear my keyboard does that too.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 14, 2015, 01:36:19 PM

darn, i've been doing it wrong this whole time!
(https://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dpaf.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2015, 11:28:41 PM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 15, 2015, 12:34:16 AM

Mhm mhm
Ahh
Mhm
(https://i.imgur.com/WQ6eTnw.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 15, 2015, 07:29:51 AM

(https://www.trendhure.com/gifdumps/animierterpicdump244/36.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2015, 09:56:23 AM

(I don't mean this in a racist way), but... I wonder if there are any Asian proctologists out there in the world. With their tiny hands, I can only presume that you probably wouldn't feel a thing.

I'm hoping...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on May 15, 2015, 01:42:53 PM

Their tiny hands, and what else? You seem to be forgetting one, if we're talking about traditional asian stereotypes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 15, 2015, 06:19:11 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 15, 2015, 09:08:53 PM

Alright!  Let's do this !!!!!!!!
(https://crossfitgreenpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Cat-Fight.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 15, 2015, 11:37:11 PM

Quote from: outin on May 15, 2015, 06:19:11 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/4x4oMcz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 16, 2015, 05:29:19 PM

(https://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2014/12/classic.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2015, 02:34:53 AM

Quote from: compline on May 16, 2015, 05:29:19 PM

(https://c2.thejournal.ie/media/2014/12/classic.gif)

Those are some very strong roots. I would have been less surprised if the whole head of hair just went 'SHOOOOOM' in the opposite direction.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 18, 2015, 03:02:36 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ef/09/1e/ef091eac8053eb1b6ae7b6781e5480ca.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2015, 09:50:11 AM

Could be worse...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/8c/0b/348c0b40a405e4947f97df76d3ef185d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 18, 2015, 11:45:37 AM

(https://scontent-a.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s306x306/e15/10954404_594034670742734_2056627558_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 18, 2015, 11:55:08 AM

Well there's another page ruined before it started. And a milestone (400 replies) too.

Bad Bob!  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 18, 2015, 12:10:39 PM

(https://makeameme.org/media/created/im-fabulous-with.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 18, 2015, 12:44:41 PM

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmb04ijXyx1qchzcgo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2015, 02:05:42 PM

Quote from: visitor on May 18, 2015, 12:10:39 PM

(https://makeameme.org/media/created/im-fabulous-with.jpg)

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ridiculously-photogenic-horse-meme.jpg)

2 can play at that game.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on May 18, 2015, 02:16:00 PM

 "bump"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on May 18, 2015, 05:44:08 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/VPW7T4g.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2015, 01:03:58 AM

(https://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/824890/123761842/stock-vector-vector-illustration-two-arms-with-hands-123761842.jpg)




(Two arms!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 19, 2015, 10:20:29 AM

Time to work on bed hair
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/f7716994aff092f09335d75af7e1ec29/tumblr_noderoN1Zz1tlb56zo1_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2015, 10:50:07 AM

Back onto hair... Who sells it best...

(https://themadhouseofcatsandbabies.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Bad-hair-day.jpg)

or...

(https://resources1.news.com.au/images/2011/09/19/1226140/562377-20110919carrottop.jpg)

Votes close 10pm, Monday 12th May, 2015.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 19, 2015, 11:04:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2015, 10:50:07 AM

Back onto hair...

Animal hair?

(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Weird_Lizard_Hair.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2015, 12:11:45 PM

Quote from: outin on May 19, 2015, 11:04:19 AM

Animal hair?

(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Weird_Lizard_Hair.jpg)

That's either the only way people will actually reach out and attempt to touch him (the hair, that is), or a great way to never be hired.

Why would ANYONE do that???

Also, instead of inanely blabbering about something poxy, I thought I would share this - hope you all like it.

To me, I like it because it helps people almost experience what it's like to have perfect pitch. To see visually the music is quite beautiful - especially this one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 20, 2015, 01:35:54 PM

47 short, it seems.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 20, 2015, 04:03:54 PM

Beautiful!  His playing puts me to shame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 20, 2015, 06:24:27 PM

Quote from: compline on May 20, 2015, 04:03:54 PM

Beautiful!  His playing puts me to shame.

i know how you feel. i get the same feeling everytime i watch and listen this little one!
(*by now no doubt even more of a piano beast)

and not an anomaly, this one too!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2015, 01:01:57 AM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--jelqObCt--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hutvs67vmosdc530m0zz.jpg)


 8) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on May 21, 2015, 01:55:16 AM

Quote from: goldentone on May 18, 2015, 05:44:08 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/VPW7T4g.png)

And against the Schumann concerto, no?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 21, 2015, 02:54:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 21, 2015, 01:01:57 AM

 8) :P

Back to birds?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 21, 2015, 04:25:15 AM

 Who was or is the most flamboyant pianist ever?  



(https://38.media.tumblr.com/edf32ff6a6f2b9b59320f6b62b0bb101/tumblr_n0pblrd1uc1sllf8xo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 21, 2015, 04:33:44 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/TXqKcSws9ajcc/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2015, 05:27:28 AM

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2015, 02:54:43 AM

Back to birds?

Not quite.  Take another look.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 21, 2015, 05:45:00 AM

Oh my goodness, well observed!  It looks like bird is injuring itself or they have drugged it.  Cruel!  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 21, 2015, 09:58:24 AM

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2015, 02:54:43 AM

Back to birds?

Very very metal!
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/54219885.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2015, 10:27:03 AM

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2015, 02:54:43 AM

Back to birds?

Okay... Here's a cute looking bird...

(https://www.designsnext.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Hot-Jessica-Alba-Images-6.jpg)

I'd have her as a pet, anyday.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2015, 11:37:30 AM

Make sure to crank up your volume before you play this.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on May 21, 2015, 04:09:32 PM

(https://safe4work.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Alps-3.jpg)

Rising view of the village, breathe the sweet mountain air. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 21, 2015, 04:20:56 PM

Quote from: goldentone on May 21, 2015, 04:09:32 PM

(https://safe4work.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Alps-3.jpg)

Rising view of the village, breathe the sweet mountain air. :)

(https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Look-At-All-These.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2015, 12:00:38 AM

 ::)  See how long this lasts...

(https://www.johannesstoetterart.com/wp-root/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chameleon-web.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 22, 2015, 03:45:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 22, 2015, 12:00:38 AM

::)  See how long this lasts...

(https://www.johannesstoetterart.com/wp-root/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/chameleon-web.jpg)

Yours is pretty but mine is prettier...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/86/80/e2/8680e2ec9c3401f8468f5f12e461a3f8.jpg)

So I win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2015, 09:48:50 AM

(Really?   ;D Haha...)


Maybe this will help.

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Then look at the lizard and bird.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2015, 12:28:26 PM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-14291-C-C-C-Combo-Breaker-Vudr.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on May 22, 2015, 03:22:16 PM

(https://photorator.com/photos/images/aerial-view-of-the-small-town-of-berchtesgaden-from-atop-the-german-alps--18791.jpg)

Rising view of the village today. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 22, 2015, 04:26:37 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 22, 2015, 09:48:50 AM

Maybe this will help.

Nope...I still win ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 23, 2015, 07:19:16 AM

https://i.imgur.com/RH2pYLs.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 23, 2015, 07:20:16 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/RH2pYLs.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 23, 2015, 08:51:07 AM

Quote from: compline on May 23, 2015, 07:20:16 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/RH2pYLs.gif)

Clear the room guys,  here is the winner!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 23, 2015, 01:40:40 PM

Quote from: compline on May 23, 2015, 08:51:07 AM

Clear the room guys,  here is the winner!!

(https://www.loveworksmethod.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/its-me-copy.png)

Oh, and thanks for getting rid of the riff raff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on May 23, 2015, 01:52:48 PM

Just staying on top of things . . .


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 23, 2015, 02:41:21 PM

https://i.imgur.com/hls96Kv.mp4

Can we post mp4's?


Trying youtube...
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 23, 2015, 02:59:46 PM

Aww, that's brilliant!  How can I share it ?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 23, 2015, 06:19:45 PM

This is where I got it from.  I don't know if these can be embedded.

https://imgur.com/gallery/hls96Kv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 23, 2015, 06:24:04 PM

Oh it's a vine thing.

https://vine.co/v/eAatwl7UKzv

I had to right click and unmute to get the sound.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2015, 04:54:29 AM

(https://www.pixteller.com/pdata/t/l-4622.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 24, 2015, 08:02:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/KWWWuSe.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 24, 2015, 08:10:59 PM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/mv9sVnakzbtxS/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 02:18:19 AM

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rolling_eyes_neil_degrasse_tyson.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2015, 11:25:48 AM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/30547-Yeah-science-gif-9HyV.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 25, 2015, 11:38:14 AM

It's LAST post wins, not most random animated gif wins.

If you must, do at least try and be amusing/interesting/entertaining.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 11:42:14 AM

Oh, ok.   ::)   (Mine's relevant to this forum.  Although I guess some people are missing the obvious connections between pics...  ::) )

(https://aetherforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/the_music_of_the_spheres_iv__the_aethon_by_mrboltzmann-d5it9ap.jpg)

 ::)  <-- Extra  ::) for emphasis.









 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 11:45:43 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 25, 2015, 11:38:14 AM

It's LAST post wins, not most random animated gif wins.

If you must, do at least try and be amusing/interesting/entertaining.  ::)

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw0recwtsA1qh59n0o1_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 25, 2015, 11:56:07 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 25, 2015, 11:38:14 AM

It's LAST post wins, not most random animated gif wins.

If you must, do at least try and be amusing/interesting/entertaining.  ::)

Is my silly pianist not amusing and relevant ?   What are the rules. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2015, 12:16:29 PM

Quote from: compline on May 25, 2015, 11:56:07 AM

Is my silly pianist not amusing and relevant ?   What are the rules. 

I enjoyed it very much. Thought it was delightfully humourous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 25, 2015, 01:02:34 PM

Quote from: compline on May 25, 2015, 11:56:07 AM

 What are the rules. 

1) That I win.

2) Correct punctuation matters.

3) See Rule 1.

That's about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 25, 2015, 04:26:39 PM

(https://thenarcissistsson.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/muhammad-ali-quotes-winning11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 25, 2015, 04:28:17 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/dKnL2d9oPAHv2/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 06:09:52 PM

(https://quotes.lifehack.org/media/quotes/quote-Thomas-A.-Edison-hell-there-are-no-rules-here--213.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 06:11:07 PM

Quote from: j_menz on May 25, 2015, 01:02:34 PM

1) That Bob wins.

2) Correct punctuation matters.

3) See Rule 1.

That's about it.

Oops.  Left that part out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 06:13:57 PM

Quote from: compline link=topic=51107.msg627540#msg627540

I agree.  I think Bob should win too.

This is just asking for it though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2015, 06:17:32 PM

Quote from: nilsjohan on May 25, 2015, 08:03:20 AM

Agreed.  Bob wins.  I command everyone to stop posting.

Well... There you have it.  Can't argue with Nils.


(And that was the day we lost the quote function on the forum....  ::) )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2015, 09:49:43 AM

Quote from: The great and powerful, almighty, infallible God on May 25, 2015, 06:17:32 PM

perfect_pitch is the winner.

Well, I've got God saying I won, so I'm just going to accept it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2015, 09:50:42 AM

Just accept it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 26, 2015, 10:36:48 AM

Are you kidding?? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 26, 2015, 02:09:28 PM

Quote from: The answer to life the universe and everything on May 26, 2015, 10:36:48 AM

There has never been nor will there ever be any other winner than outin.

I guess so then :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2015, 11:25:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2015, 09:49:43 AM

Well, I've got God saying I won, so I'm just going to accept it.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/81/81a52962dea373c4d1e2c198ce47232a407283283e6c749682308318f4789daa.jpg)




Ok, ok.  I'll be nicer.  Here...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/znPYH_Sg5lY/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 27, 2015, 01:04:13 AM

(https://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m-OHchTlYRF5fL2JH4rBMYA.jpg)

Queue forms to the left, people. Do try and keep the line orderly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 27, 2015, 03:14:19 AM

They wont let me in :(!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 27, 2015, 05:44:28 AM

Quote from: j_menz on May 27, 2015, 01:04:13 AM

(https://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m-OHchTlYRF5fL2JH4rBMYA.jpg)

Queue forms to the left, people. Do try and keep the line orderly.

(https://www.immigrationequality.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ASYLUM-WINS.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 27, 2015, 10:17:39 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2015, 11:16:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 27, 2015, 03:14:19 AM

They wont let me in :(!

I'm the one who rejected your entrance. Who do you think owns the establishment!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 27, 2015, 11:20:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2015, 11:16:57 AM

I'm the one who rejected your entrance. Who do you think owns the establishment!    ;D

Their humouring of you seems to have gone a little far.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2015, 11:59:09 AM

(https://www.radiosurvivor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Look_a_Distraction_Design_by_eecomics.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 27, 2015, 12:44:53 PM

(https://lowres.cartoonstock.com/myths-legends-cryptozoology-cryptozoologists-loch_ness-lake_monster-nessie-rmcn427_low.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 27, 2015, 06:16:33 PM

oooh....
nope.
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/012013/1378400763_cat_tin_foil_counter_surprise.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2015, 01:59:36 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 28, 2015, 09:03:54 AM

Wait stop! 
Time for a remix!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2015, 11:03:41 AM

I take it none of you liked my distraction???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 28, 2015, 12:24:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2015, 11:03:41 AM

I take it none of you liked my distraction???

It's only a distraction if people notice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2015, 12:32:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2015, 11:03:41 AM

I take it none of you liked my distraction???

(https://onetinygooddeed.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/distraction-meme-generator-wasnt-quite-sure-what-to-say-so-heres-a-distracting-picture-of-a-bunny-with-a-cookie-0de61b-copy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 28, 2015, 12:35:42 PM

hard to become distracted w/ the lunacy happening in the ol noggin
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/342198f0dbd565eca5063bbc76957759/tumblr_mkr0y88ZgL1rl52wjo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2015, 02:24:17 PM

That's okay... I managed to drown out the various voices in my head. My psychologist helped me with that...



...that and the crack cocaine.



(If you suffer from multiple personalities, but you managed to smother them somehow - was a murder committed???)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2015, 03:44:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2015, 02:24:17 PM

(If you suffer from multiple personalities, but you managed to smother them somehow - was a murder committed???)

I have no idea, since I am very fond of mine and would not do any of them harm...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2015, 12:37:48 AM

Quote from: outin on May 28, 2015, 03:44:30 PM

I have no idea, since I am very fond of mine and would not do any of them harm...

Yeah, but you end up arguing with them on the street corners, as passers by stare at you uncomfortable.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 29, 2015, 05:39:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2015, 12:37:48 AM

Yeah, but you end up arguing with them on the street corners, as passers by stare at you uncomfortable.   

Not when they have established a proper command hierarchy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 29, 2015, 11:22:14 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e8/c8/8c/e8c88c9aa4833c7bd5074ab45b8ee50a.jpg)




(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0EtS3GJNeWQ/VRbjGDwIx6I/AAAAAAAB1UA/g27vzyFE7OE/w506-h750/ThreeStooges-114-1949-WhoDoneIt3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 29, 2015, 12:28:08 PM

(https://www.imprint.co.uk/books/1845400720.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 29, 2015, 12:43:57 PM

(https://blog.any.do/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/distractions.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2015, 12:10:58 PM

(https://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/icecream.gif)

Here you go. Now that visitor is distracted with ice-cream, that leaves 1 less person to try and snatch my ultimate victory in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 30, 2015, 01:03:44 PM

(https://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/otFQwWNSSueyCaQV4mOQ_Why%20Didn't%20I%20Flinch.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 30, 2015, 03:23:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2015, 12:10:58 PM

(https://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/icecream.gif)

Thanks p_p :)

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwz2i35mzX1qdedm3o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on May 30, 2015, 04:03:55 PM

Hey, the voices may not be real, but DAMN do they have some good ideas!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2015, 07:16:50 PM

(https://rlv.zcache.co.uk/the_voices_tell_me_not_to_trust_you_bumper_sticker-rb4d41882511f4d5a8e7cafe225b50fa1_v9wht_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on May 30, 2015, 07:51:21 PM

Hic

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2015, 09:10:50 PM

(https://www.nahcardoso.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-main.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on May 31, 2015, 12:36:50 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on May 30, 2015, 07:51:21 PM

Hic

Them's fightin' words (apparently)

(https://www.thetapestryhouse.com/media/transfer/img/me009.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2015, 09:16:54 PM

Hm...


*Bob scatters beach balls throughout the thread.*

(https://littlepnuts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Beach_Balls_Blog.jpg)



https://www.opb.org/news/article/beach-balls-a-sea-lions-worst-enemy-/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2015, 03:27:16 AM

No problem...

(https://m1.behance.net/rendition/pm/7160721/disp/d2fd9bfa78ce85fbbdd70b4644bbd0be.jpg)

Who wants to help me?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2015, 01:56:46 AM

That's on you.  Not my fault.

(https://media.10news.com/photo/2013/10/22/16x9/Foul_poop_smell_returns_to_La_Jolla_Cove_1025110000_1147660_ver1.0_640_480.jpg)


(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hWbjiSod7fk/TYfaQr50DjI/AAAAAAAAChg/D_v1gmr3U74/s1600/sealion.jpg)



*Bob considers buying many beach balls to keep any potential sea lions away.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2015, 01:58:11 PM

Mmm... Google seems to tell me that beach balls won't really ward off sea lions...

(https://media.columbian.com/img/photos/2015/05/28/Sea_Lions_Beach_Balls.JPEG-.jpg)

(https://saki.iwarp.com/California2010/beachBall.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2015, 02:49:44 AM

The second one looks fake.

The article said it didn't get them all, but it drove most away.  And then there are the seals but those were manageable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 04, 2015, 10:01:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 16, 2014, 12:49:09 PM

I see.  Haha.  That's cracking me up.  It's like a character tick/cliché. 

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/csi-4-pane-comics

Meanwhile...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/b8/0b/c5b80b553bd21fc6cab68fd1bae48b77.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2015, 11:36:42 AM

Quote from: visitor on June 04, 2015, 10:01:45 AM

Meanwhile...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/b8/0b/c5b80b553bd21fc6cab68fd1bae48b77.jpg)

Gotta ask - what is Japanese Manga's obsession with people and animal parts???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2015, 11:55:40 AM

All right...  *Bob rigs up a drone and begins taking out people who post on this thread.*

[ Invalid YouTube link ]



Actually, I suppose manual control or not having it take out everyone, including myself, would have been a better idea....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on June 04, 2015, 01:30:42 PM

It looks like I still am winning . . .


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 04, 2015, 01:31:48 PM

Quote from: michael_sayers on June 04, 2015, 01:30:42 PM

It looks like I still am winning . . .


Mvh,
Michael

Not from here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 04, 2015, 02:24:29 PM

Quote from: j_menz on June 04, 2015, 01:31:48 PM

Not from here.

from here either (but honestly can't see much myself when i'm winning while being awesome)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f9/38/9a/f9389a60b8881fb2cc915105a0ee5aff.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2015, 04:29:58 PM

This thread is a floccinaucinihilipilification.



That will at least slow you down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2015, 11:37:10 PM

Hey, it worked.   ::)


[ Invalid YouTube link ]

These poor cats.  It gets worse... You can tell they've given up on resisting.  It's not the first time, nor have they just had a little training.  Prepare to be horrified....
https://www.youtube.com/user/sammi1796/videos

4 years?  So... They've grown up like this.  It's all they've ever known.


(https://booksandleaves.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/kill-me-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 05, 2015, 02:42:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2015, 04:29:58 PM

This thread is a floccinaucinihilipilification.



That will at least slow you down.

Only because it's not.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2015, 08:04:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2015, 04:29:58 PM

This thread is a floccinaucinihilipilification.

Pffft... Heard that word when I was 8... didn't even blink when I saw it.

Unless you have a laser-aimed death star and my house co-ordinates - I doubt you can do much to stop me, as I shall eventually be the winner of this thread.

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2015, 11:37:10 PM

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/9b83b162dfdfe3b2fefbcb07c47e1f17/tumblr_inline_nezwieGxvM1sb19dt.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on June 05, 2015, 10:22:57 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 04, 2015, 01:31:48 PM

Not from here.

You might want to re-check that assessment.


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 05, 2015, 12:29:57 PM

Quote from: michael_sayers on June 05, 2015, 10:22:57 AM

You might want to re-check that assessment.


Mvh,
Michael

Hmmmm .... OK.


Nope, still not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2015, 01:34:31 PM

How many times have I told you J_Menz - you're attempts to win this thread will be futile compared to my stubbornness and determination to succeed in my ultimate and inevitable triumph.

Just give up J_Menz...

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/10/10157f3d920577047d62a1b01bd5fc4bef287446b2f04943d7d0d01138701f13.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 05, 2015, 01:40:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2015, 01:34:31 PM

How many times have I told you J_Menz - you're attempts to win this thread will be futile compared to my stubbornness and determination to succeed in my ultimate and inevitable triumph.

Nonsense doesn't cease from being nonsense just because it's repeated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2015, 02:25:12 PM

Mmmm... I think maybe I need to sweeten the mood here...

Here everyone, enjoy some

(https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/1/1/2/411112_v1.jpg)



Goes great on toast.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 05, 2015, 02:36:28 PM

Aww, gee. Thanks.

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/051/3/10092874/il_340x270.707505293_40or.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 05, 2015, 04:59:22 PM

Oh my gosh, I'm winner!   :D    Thanks you for nominating me again guys.  :-*


(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kT35LRhcRvo/Ut4PgXXl10I/AAAAAAAAB5s/eI_8P6dyHbs/s1600/82949-Thank-You-gif-Jim-Carrey-The-M-CKND.gif)




 :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 05, 2015, 05:07:16 PM

I'll let you play around for a while since I am busy

(https://www.vastavalo.fi/albums/userpics/15312/normal_jj16784.jpg)

and
(https://www.vastavalo.fi/albums/userpics/14279/normal_DSCN7998.jpg)

and
(https://lvs.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Laiturilla-620x465.jpg)

Then I'll come back to collect my wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 05, 2015, 05:08:45 PM

(https://www.peter2000.co.uk/aviation/crete/alps2big.jpg)

Morning rising view of the village. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 05, 2015, 05:50:13 PM

You call that a village?

Where's the trees and the little lambs and  birds?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2015, 11:13:08 PM

(https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2014/01/Animals-Have-Already-Given/13-Animals-Have-Already-Given.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on June 06, 2015, 03:17:07 AM

(https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://img.niadd.com/funnypictures/music/2/smartasscomposer.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.niadd.com/pictures/funny/2323560.html&h=405&w=540&tbnid=b-QVvkjsIDcTgM:&zoom=1&docid=KbNqQrxWZTmbnM&ei=oGVyVbyBNsP5yQTAn4OYDg&tbm=isch&ved=0CCcQMygKMAo)

EDIT: When images fail...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2015, 03:20:02 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on June 06, 2015, 03:17:07 AM

EDIT: When images fail...

..... consult an expert.

(https://img.niadd.com/funnypictures/music/2/smartasscomposer.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on June 06, 2015, 03:38:10 AM

Thank you, good sir!
(https://www.marriedtothesea.com/061207/hey-composer-your-inventions-blow.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 06, 2015, 11:29:58 AM

*experiment one update
after the control group was calibrated , step two commences
Waits to see if this breaks the thread
(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-09/13/7/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-2094-1410606460-1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 06, 2015, 11:38:02 AM

Quote from: visitor on June 06, 2015, 11:29:58 AM

Waits to see if this breaks the thread

It did, but I'm onto it.

Finally a use.  ;D

(https://www.boyscoutstore.com/images/detailed/36/b033n06152.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 06, 2015, 01:45:06 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2015, 02:12:26 PM

Quote from: compline on June 05, 2015, 04:59:22 PM

Oh my gosh, I'm winner!   :D    Thanks you for nominating me again guys.  :-*

It doesn't count if those nominations only occurred inside your own head.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 06, 2015, 03:06:44 PM

(https://i1331.photobucket.com/albums/w583/jeskimokimono/champion-thumb-500x281-98649_zpsdf062968.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on June 06, 2015, 04:15:07 PM

Quote from: j_menz on June 05, 2015, 12:29:57 PM

Hmmmm .... OK.


Nope, still not.

You might want to check again.


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on June 06, 2015, 04:16:30 PM

Quote from: outin on June 05, 2015, 05:07:16 PM

I'll let you play around for a while since I am busy

(https://www.vastavalo.fi/albums/userpics/15312/normal_jj16784.jpg)

and
(https://www.vastavalo.fi/albums/userpics/14279/normal_DSCN7998.jpg)

and
(https://lvs.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Laiturilla-620x465.jpg)

Then I'll come back to collect my wins.

It looks like a local lake here in the Stockholm area.  Of course, the lake in the photos could be anywhere [well, anywhere within reason!].


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 06, 2015, 05:01:20 PM

(https://www.hotelhermitage.it/images/Napoleon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 06, 2015, 06:35:40 PM

Quote from: michael_sayers on June 06, 2015, 04:16:30 PM

It looks like a local lake here in the Stockholm area.  Of course, the lake in the photos could be anywhere [well, anywhere within reason!].

I have no idea where the lake(s) are, they are all pretty much the same here anyway. Obviously it's not actually me in the photos either...I might be a winner but even I cannot do that yet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 07, 2015, 12:18:46 AM

Quote from: goldentone on June 06, 2015, 05:01:20 PM

(https://www.hotelhermitage.it/images/Napoleon.jpg)

Bah!!

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/03/article-2442712-18805E7200000578-331_306x423.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2015, 01:08:20 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on June 06, 2015, 03:38:10 AM

Thank you, good sir!
(https://www.marriedtothesea.com/061207/hey-composer-your-inventions-blow.gif)

Haha.  Same here.  All my symphonies are finished too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on June 07, 2015, 01:34:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 07, 2015, 01:08:20 AM

Haha.  Same here.  All my symphonies are finished too.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/61/6167b6c2ea12155303cd608ea1044b96dde840a51bf2e9cebd80aad250e5eb81.jpg)
Looking at you there, Franz!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2015, 12:09:35 PM

(https://photos.gleuch.com/data/assets/kanye_imma_bookmarklet.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2015, 02:32:54 PM

Some good Photoshopping up there.   ::)   I don't use it myself, but....

https://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9780545652360_p0_v7_s260x420.JPG
(https://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9780545652360_p0_v7_s260x420.JPG)


"Why would Quentin Herms flee into the Quag? There was nothing in the Quag except certain death."
Bob:  Why oh Quetin?  Why oh why?  Oh no....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2015, 02:41:27 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 07, 2015, 02:32:54 PM

Some good Photoshopping up there.   ::)   I don't use it myself, but....

https://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9780545652360_p0_v7_s260x420.JPG
(https://img1.imagesbn.com/p/9780545652360_p0_v7_s260x420.JPG)


"Why would Quentin Herms flee into the Quag? There was nothing in the Quag except certain death."
Bob:  Why oh Quetin?  Why oh why?  Oh no....  ::)

It's LAST post wins, not the most cryptic one  ::)

Not that you had any chance to win anyway...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 08, 2015, 02:38:39 AM

We were talking about finishing things.  I looked up "finisher."


(https://www.aledlewis.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Finnish-Hymn-2013.jpg)


Google... First image that comes up for Finnish....   ::)  I start thinking, "Is that right?  Is that traditional or something?"

(https://i.imgur.com/p1EBWj0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 08, 2015, 02:50:23 AM

Too bad Schubert didn't have the internet.  

Only takes three minutes apparently.



 ::)

This thread is no on course to the inevitable comment/joke....

(https://www.icebergwatereurope.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iceberg2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 08, 2015, 04:48:10 AM

Interesting.  Nils disabled the modify button.  I can't fix my typo no....   (<-- That's intentional.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 08, 2015, 05:26:42 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 08, 2015, 02:50:23 AM

Too bad Schubert didn't have the internet.  

Only takes three minutes apparently.

This girl is dangerous...I would strongly advice against hugging people you meet in Finland...it's ok for most women and kids, but the rest of us might use our fist to defend against such attacks even when someone we know ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 08, 2015, 05:28:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 08, 2015, 02:38:39 AM

Google... First image that comes up for Finnish....   ::)  I start thinking, "Is that right?  Is that traditional or something?"

(https://i.imgur.com/p1EBWj0.jpg)

And there's more...

(https://framednetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Screenshot-2013-12-06-14.26.34.png)

How come I've never met any of these people?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 08, 2015, 05:47:58 AM

Quote from: outin on June 08, 2015, 05:28:58 AM

How come I've never met any of these people?

The camouflage must work better in real life than in the photographs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 08, 2015, 07:51:23 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 08, 2015, 05:47:58 AM

The camouflage must work better in real life than in the photographs.

Like this?

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LNCVoHjoETU/TyLyTycEnmI/AAAAAAAAEw0/QWyUV_Jr_VA/s1600/IMG_0423.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 08, 2015, 08:39:19 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/12oyZr7VXoTn68/giphy.gif)

Pass the soap! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 08, 2015, 10:15:30 AM

Can you pass me some some sunscreen? Yeah .  Thanks.  Me?  Oh nothing just working on my moves.  They said can be anything I want.  So I became weather dancer.

(https://i.imgur.com/kSiRIeb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 08, 2015, 06:23:08 PM

(https://lefeverphotoblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/eh_og_120115_0010_b3.jpg)

Who knows what awaits. . . in the enchanted Victorian parlor.
                                       

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 09, 2015, 01:30:36 AM

Quote from: goldentone on June 08, 2015, 06:23:08 PM

Who knows what awaits. . . in the enchanted Victorian parlor.
                                       

These guys...


(https://img.scoop.it/HZNLroTjGqssKt2OBy57ijl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVvK0kTmF0xjctABnaLJIm9)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2015, 05:23:39 AM

(https://www.starwarscats.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/darth-vader-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 09, 2015, 06:56:28 AM

(https://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/dynamic/00218/Queen-Victoria-1024_218929k.jpg)


Me want cookies,
Bring me cookies!

 :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2015, 07:05:25 AM

(https://witchesbrewpress.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/queengrumpy1.jpg?w=500)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 09, 2015, 07:44:28 AM

Quote from: compline on June 09, 2015, 06:56:28 AM

Me want cookies,
Bring me cookies!

Biscuits, old chap. Biscuits.

They're only "cookies" where civilisation ain't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2015, 08:16:47 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 09, 2015, 07:44:28 AM

Biscuits, old chap. Biscuits.

They're only "cookies" where civilisation ain't.

And where would that be...?  ;D

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/29/42/a8/2942a8093706411f9e9cc5b02b0bcb72.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 09, 2015, 09:22:00 AM

Quote from: outin on June 09, 2015, 07:05:25 AM

(https://witchesbrewpress.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/queengrumpy1.jpg?w=500)

(https://jp3.r0tt.com/l_889dac50-8f73-11e1-bbb5-2535d3900003.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2015, 01:37:40 PM

Quote from: outin on June 09, 2015, 08:16:47 AM

And where would that be...?  ;D

(https://www.embassyenglish.com/-/media/Embassy/Images/Countries/australia_map.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2015, 05:41:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2015, 01:37:40 PM

(https://www.embassyenglish.com/-/media/Embassy/Images/Countries/australia_map.png)

Red zone?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 09, 2015, 06:20:59 PM

Quote from: outin on June 09, 2015, 05:41:37 PM

Red zone?

Formerly, for many years, the white zone.  Suddenly I feel I am understanding the possibility of political un-boundaries in a very political setting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2015, 11:41:53 AM

Whoa... I thought Nils finally deleted this thread for a minute. 


Maybe an overweight chinchilla will block everyone else out.

(https://i.imgur.com/fPBFaxh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 12, 2015, 12:46:42 PM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ef/9e/8a/ef9e8ae5023eb22cdfc37cec18c7b43e.jpg)

Who you callin' overweight?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2015, 03:04:01 PM

Pfffft... Got nothing on...

THE ORCA!!!

(https://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/fat.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 12, 2015, 05:27:09 PM

(https://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/357/2/a/swiss_alps_village_by_tundra_timmy-d35ibqx.jpg)

Preparing for some high scenic views.  First to the "coffeehouse" for some long awaited breakfast.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2015, 10:35:23 PM

Stretch marks.... ugh.

The muscles though on guts like that.... It's not just fat.  The muscles are all stretched out.  It would take forever to get that put back, if that's even possible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lhb_ on June 13, 2015, 03:04:21 AM

Incredible athletic ability. The fast runs are 20 NPS. :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 13, 2015, 06:59:03 AM

and I start my victory run

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2015, 09:01:47 AM

Quote from: lhb_ on June 13, 2015, 03:04:21 AM

What would have been hilarious, is if I could find a picture of Michael Flatley riverdancing, saying 'That's cute, you call that dancing'...

Instead, I'll just put this instead...

Quote

BI TCH, PLEASE!!!

and stick this picture here...

(https://media5.starkinsider.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/riverdance22.jpg)



(You get the gist of it.)    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 13, 2015, 03:56:56 PM

AND NOW FOR SOME..........


(https://tante.cc/pics/dramaticmusic.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 13, 2015, 06:32:44 PM

You'll never win....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 13, 2015, 08:14:30 PM

Quote from: compline on June 13, 2015, 03:56:56 PM

AND NOW FOR SOME..........

(https://lasfloressquirrels.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/squirrels-family.jpg)

Of the best pie and coffee you've ever had.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 14, 2015, 03:10:47 AM

(https://www.sovereignman.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/offshore-gold-storage-e1426625911781.jpg)

Alert. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 14, 2015, 06:11:12 AM

I have much patience you will never beat me

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2015, 06:23:48 AM

Are these your patients?

(https://efhpa.friendsrlhim.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/EFHPA-leaflet-picture-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 14, 2015, 08:10:16 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/4ep2u.jpg)
yes this was the situation last week

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2015, 01:37:59 PM

(https://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/107983/1580128/1211216218743/Snail-jump--31907.jpg?token=zn%2F8qJDAM7dqKzKqFeoVwa28%2FbI%3D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 14, 2015, 06:51:47 PM

(https://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130035650/dragonball/images/3/34/Xzibit-meme-generator-what-was-that-i-don-t-even-know-c01eb6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2015, 10:01:53 PM

Brain freeze.

(https://i.imgur.com/64cleFh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 15, 2015, 06:51:55 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3_P7eJQLZ54/R4r8TiWcBeI/AAAAAAAAAYs/grc3Kb2F5g4/s400/beethoven2m.jpg)



Ok, who  pinched my coffee!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 15, 2015, 10:51:44 PM

(https://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/3/7/2/3/0/i-dont-always-engage-in-meme-wars-but-when-i-do-i-win.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2015, 05:43:58 PM

 :P  Make way!  Move!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 16, 2015, 06:09:11 PM

Ouch!  I bet that gave her a migraine.   


(https://www.trendhure.com/gifdumps/animierterpicdump249/42.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 17, 2015, 10:56:35 PM

I will win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 17, 2015, 11:23:19 PM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/i-will-win-not-immediately-but-definiteley.png)




 ::)  Except I would correct misspellings.  Not immediately, but definitely...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 18, 2015, 02:27:37 AM

(https://blend-allaboutwine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Blend_All_About_Wine_Quinta_da_Murta_The_Shakespeare_Wine.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 18, 2015, 05:07:15 AM

Quote from: goldentone on June 18, 2015, 02:27:37 AM

(https://blend-allaboutwine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Blend_All_About_Wine_Quinta_da_Murta_The_Shakespeare_Wine.jpg)

This intrigues me.    Can you by any chance translate from Portuguese? 
I think Quinta is 5, and Murta  is  Myrtle.  So is the wine made from Myrtle,  or the Myrtle berry?

I wonder why they name it  the wine of Shakespeare.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 18, 2015, 05:47:54 AM

Quote from: compline on June 18, 2015, 05:07:15 AM

This intrigues me.    Can you by any chance translate from Portuguese? 
I think Quinta is 5, and Murta  is  Myrtle.  So is the wine made from Myrtle,  or the Myrtle berry?

I wonder why they name it  the wine of Shakespeare.

Quinta da Murta is the name of the estate. The wine itself is a bucelas, made from the Arinto grape. One of the varieties of this is mentioned in Henry VI Part 2 (according to their website (https://www.quintadamurta.pt/en/quinta-da-murta/um-nome/)).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: michael_sayers on June 18, 2015, 07:06:03 AM

Paderewski owned a vineyard.

https://www.epochwines.com/Land/Paderewski-Vineyard

(https://www.thewinepressmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/paderewski2.jpg)


Mvh,
Michael

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 18, 2015, 04:17:13 PM

(https://www.ruralintelligence.com/images/food/HarneyRoyalTea280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 18, 2015, 06:27:38 PM

Quote from: j_menz on June 18, 2015, 05:47:54 AM

Quinta da Murta is the name of the estate. The wine itself is a bucelas, made from the Arinto grape. One of the varieties of this is mentioned in Henry VI Part 2 (according to their website (https://www.quintadamurta.pt/en/quinta-da-murta/um-nome/)).

Well observed. Thank you for that information, it is interesting to me because I am a bit of a Shakespeare buff.     

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 18, 2015, 06:28:34 PM

Quote from: goldentone on June 18, 2015, 04:17:13 PM

(https://www.ruralintelligence.com/images/food/HarneyRoyalTea280.jpg)

What a lovely gift idea!   
Thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2015, 02:17:57 PM

I forget to visit the forum for a few days, only to find when I come back - everythings BORING!!!

You guys need me to liven things up...

(https://i.imgur.com/UXLTZwv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 19, 2015, 05:28:36 PM

Quote from: compline on June 18, 2015, 06:28:34 PM

What a lovely gift idea!  
Thank you.

And a Shakespearean mug for the Mrs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 19, 2015, 06:54:33 PM

Quote from: goldentone on June 19, 2015, 05:28:36 PM

And a Shakespearean mug for the Mrs.

Oh yes, got one of those.  

(https://tubbyandcoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Shakespearean-Love-Mug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 19, 2015, 07:11:05 PM

Please forgive me, but I love this song from Shakespeare's  play, Twelfth Night. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 19, 2015, 07:20:36 PM

mhm leads me to think
(https://www.whatsupwhatson.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shakespeare-cat-e1335821846607.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 19, 2015, 07:36:29 PM

mhm. . .

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 20, 2015, 12:11:04 AM

Quote from: visitor on June 19, 2015, 07:20:36 PM

mhm leads me to think

Hmmm.. is "think" really the right word there?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 20, 2015, 03:14:20 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 20, 2015, 12:11:04 AM

Hmmm.. is "think" really the right word there?

Of course!

(https://pagesunforgotten.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/cat-thinking8_11.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2015, 04:31:28 AM

It's gonna rain...  :P  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2015, 02:21:28 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2015, 04:31:28 AM

WHY... would someone feel the need that the phrase 'Of course' should be repeated 300 bloody times???

Is there something wrong with the world???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 20, 2015, 03:15:46 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 21, 2015, 06:22:44 PM

(https://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i58/2/12/25/frabz-one-does-not-simply-win-a-meme-war-when-im-around-57fd36.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 22, 2015, 03:11:01 AM

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/409px-Alexandre_Cabanel_-_Echo.jpg)



I don't think she's wearing a shirt...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 22, 2015, 03:41:33 AM

I'm not following you there, Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 22, 2015, 04:11:16 AM

Quote from: goldentone on June 22, 2015, 03:41:33 AM

I'm not following you there, Bob.

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/59899187.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2015, 11:19:19 AM

Quote from: blackonwhite on June 21, 2015, 06:22:44 PM

(https://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i58/2/12/25/frabz-one-does-not-simply-win-a-meme-war-when-im-around-57fd36.jpg)

(https://prettylittleliars.alloyentertainment.com/files/2015/04/Facebook11.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on June 22, 2015, 05:59:43 PM

(https://thewortzone.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/snoopy1920x1080.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 22, 2015, 06:50:30 PM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BWsdK60IkuA/VTaRCo6Iv2I/AAAAAAAAAB0/R5RKzt7Kmj8/s1600/confusiungius.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 22, 2015, 11:45:07 PM

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lezj3w3mGW1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2015, 02:22:25 AM

Quote from: goldentone on June 22, 2015, 03:41:33 AM

I'm not following you there, Bob.

It's Echo from Greek mythology.   


And from the Wikipedia page, she is not wearing a shirt.  ::)  Someone cropped the painting in the pic above.  And now I can't post the link because she's not wearing a shirt.  Darnit painters...  I guess she doesn't wear a shirt in nearly every painting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2015, 04:02:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2015, 02:22:25 AM

  And now I can't post the link because she's not wearing a shirt.  Darnit painters...

Yes, wearing a shirt is absolutely mandatory here!

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/01/article-2439915-186B061300000578-247_634x889.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on June 23, 2015, 06:02:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2015, 02:22:25 AM

It's Echo from Greek mythology.  


And from the Wikipedia page, she is not wearing a shirt.  ::)  Someone cropped the painting in the pic above.  And now I can't post the link because she's not wearing a shirt.  Darnit painters...  I guess she doesn't wear a shirt in nearly every painting.

If It's allowed, I'll post full picture.


ECHO 

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Alexandre_Cabanel_-_Echo.jpg/220px-Alexandre_Cabanel_-_Echo.jpg)


Alexandre Cabanel - Echo.jpg
Echo by Alexandre Cabanel. Painted in 1874 the piece now hangs in the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.
 

Abode
Mount Kithairon

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2015, 10:22:04 AM

Quote from: outin on June 23, 2015, 04:02:56 AM

Yes, wearing a shirt is absolutely mandatory here!

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/01/article-2439915-186B061300000578-247_634x889.jpg)

Probably because, if she wasn't wearing a shirt, I'd be vomiting right now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2015, 03:33:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2015, 10:22:04 AM

Probably because, if she wasn't wearing a shirt, I'd be vomiting right now.

Seriously?? It would be worse than what she's wearing?
Someone's starting to like pussies...;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2015, 12:09:41 PM

Quote from: outin on June 23, 2015, 03:33:06 PM

Seriously?? It would be worse than what she's wearing?
Someone's starting to like pussies...;)

Okay - first, get your grammar checked...

Secondly...

Definition of Pussies (plural of pussy)

1) Also called: puss, pussycat,  (ˈpʊsɪˌkæt) an informal name for a cat
2) (taboo, slang, mainly US) an ineffectual or timid person

NO... I do not like either of those pussies... Get it right, I like 'Pussy'.

Definition of Pussy

1) (taboo, slang) the female pudenda

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 24, 2015, 12:16:00 PM

So, plurals are out?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2015, 04:26:08 AM

Mmmm... A lot of people have told me I'll never have a three-way with Jessica Alba and Sandra Bullock...

"A lot of people" seem to know of what whereof they speak.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2015, 01:59:09 PM

I can't even remember saying that... the fact that (I can only presume) that you went through the entire board looking for some sort of plural of mine to criticise is quite remarkable...

I tip my hat off to you... well done.

(https://media.tumblr.com/9280b1791a028233a5d07e10b882d38f/tumblr_inline_n3d5f7oRwA1qzauve.gif)

Nicely played...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2015, 11:01:21 PM

(https://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/WomanTiedToTracks.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 27, 2015, 01:08:00 AM

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/cf861deae0803761e48df7c94f286bda/tumblr_n0cgy1SKxw1s2wio8o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 27, 2015, 06:29:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2015, 12:09:41 PM

Okay - first, get your grammar checked...

I give up...I still cannot figure out what exactly went wrong with that...need help!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 27, 2015, 11:49:20 PM

*Bob attempts to scare everyone away.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/cl2nrsY.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on June 28, 2015, 12:21:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 27, 2015, 11:49:20 PM

*Bob attempts to scare everyone away.*  ::)

*Bob fails.

(https://www.tdc.ca/roastgoose.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2015, 01:47:46 AM

I didn't know geese had teeth.  That looks like some missing link creature.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2015, 02:16:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2015, 01:47:46 AM

I didn't know geese had teeth.  That looks like some missing link creature.

If it's on the internet, it MUST be true.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 28, 2015, 05:00:18 AM

Quote from: j_menz on June 28, 2015, 12:21:49 AM

*Bob fails.

(https://www.tdc.ca/roastgoose.jpg)

I'm so hungry...

(https://www.unclebob.com.my/images/unclebob_header.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on June 28, 2015, 09:25:22 AM

I know all of you copy and pasted the picture url so therefore you are all disqualified

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2015, 11:34:39 AM

Nope.  I type all my URLs out by hand like they did in the olden days. 


I also hand wrote them in with my trusty ink quill.  I can see them on my screen but the pages haven't loaded yet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2015, 03:12:28 PM

Hey.



Hey!








*Bob does a "sail by" on the thread.*  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2015, 12:57:21 PM

(https://www.salmaniac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Browsing+Newest+Uploads.+Move+along+people+nothing+to+see+in_f39591_4620435.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2015, 05:49:12 AM

*Bob sends out an assassin.*  You know where you'll get hit too.


















(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/c/c2/Butters_(Facebook).jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101010032409)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 01, 2015, 05:01:50 PM

(https://www.yeodoug.com/articles/articles_images/1906_bso_33.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 01, 2015, 05:05:37 PM

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ZDDwga8LL._SY300_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 02, 2015, 04:10:58 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2015, 11:00:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 01, 2015, 05:49:12 AM

*Bob sends out an assassin.*  You know where you'll get hit too.

I have Chuck Norris on my side...

(https://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/2/1896/file.jpg)

So chances are that your assassin has probably already committed suicide.













(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/c/c2/Butters_(Facebook).jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101010032409)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2015, 12:30:23 PM

Oh yeah?  Well I have an excellent retort to that.  Let me explain a bit.  If you think that
(https://c0.thejournal.ie/media/2015/07/insta-176.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: breakup on July 03, 2015, 08:41:07 PM

Is this a private fight, or can anyone join in? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 05, 2015, 06:35:34 PM

(https://cdn7.dottech.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/filtering_lions.jpg?6c0b56)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2015, 02:44:22 AM

(https://www.bansemer.com/wp-content/uploads/Cattails1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 06, 2015, 04:12:14 AM

(https://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/dog_biting_tail-300x199.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 06, 2015, 07:23:21 AM

(https://www.awf.org/sites/default/files/media/gallery/wildlife/Lion/lion_Theodore_mattis.jpg?itok=lAT56K6j)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 06, 2015, 02:38:06 PM

wait, what's going on here?
(https://aboutcats.davyprovoost.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Most-Famous-Felines-030.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2015, 12:44:10 AM

(https://www.ifaw.org/sites/default/files/wordpress/little-owl_web.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2015, 10:43:30 AM

Let's carry on down the food chain then and keep in the theme of surprised facial expressions...

(https://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq360/ricksprinkle/surprised-mouse.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 07, 2015, 12:14:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2015, 10:43:30 AM

Let's carry on down the food chain then and keep in the theme of surprised facial expressions...

(https://www.cskfood.com/assets/uploads/images/cheese.jpg)

Facial expression?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2015, 01:56:44 PM

(https://www.novasans.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/rain-bacteria.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2015, 02:31:58 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tFO6vp2qFKM/UFx-vc8XFTI/AAAAAAAAFhw/aurhN04HZT4/s1600/023_resize_wm.JPG)

Honestly, I did google for surprised molecule...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2015, 03:42:56 PM

and here's an atom
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/atom-smiling-11670911.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2015, 04:07:02 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Quark_structure_proton.svg/2000px-Quark_structure_proton.svg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2015, 05:03:00 PM

(https://home.web.cern.ch/sites/home.web.cern.ch/files/image/featured/2014/01/higgs-simulation-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2015, 05:07:01 PM

I just found a completely new particle!
Here's a picture:




It's just too small for you to really see, sorry...but I promise it was very surprised to be found!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 07, 2015, 05:34:35 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QJ72ImZ.jpg)

I see peaches dancing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2015, 05:36:25 PM

here, have a photon.  (my photon makes up the particle you discovered that we cannot see).
(https://images.iop.org/objects/phw/news/16/8/19/PW-2012-08-10-photon-shapes-story1.jpg)
oh, and here is a theoretical antiphoton.
(https://www.medidirect.com.au/MEDIstores/_images/no-thumb.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2015, 05:37:52 PM

(https://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgyeivo7C11qf8r8uo1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2015, 05:39:05 PM

But your photon does not seem surprised at all...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2015, 05:40:12 PM

Quote from: outin on July 07, 2015, 05:39:05 PM

But your photon does not seem surprised at all...

it is surprised when it is a particle. it's only mildly amused when it is wave.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2015, 05:41:32 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 07, 2015, 05:40:12 PM

it is surprised when it is a particle. it's only mildly amused when it is wave.

I see...

Now I think it's time to get bigger!

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/surprised-cartoon-jupiter-illustration-planet-looking-47066048.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2015, 06:33:03 AM

(https://www.wordans.ca/wvc-1405337743/wordansfiles/images/2014/7/14/257762/257762_340.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 08, 2015, 08:30:43 AM

If this is surprised universe...

(https://resources3.news.com.au/images/2015/01/26/1227197/502855-d17fa6f6-a535-11e4-b988-694a6302ad1f.jpg)

Then is this surprised multiverse?

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01702/universe-win-2_1702054i.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2015, 06:48:23 AM

I tip my hat off to you, good sir. Well played.

(https://gifsb.in/hat-tip/tumblr_lsau46tqT41qcwlib.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stoat_king on July 10, 2015, 02:30:15 PM

(https://puu.sh/iU5ZJ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on July 12, 2015, 08:39:01 AM

(https://t.qkme.me/3pjyfr.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2015, 01:09:14 PM

*Bob quietly slips in a post.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 12, 2015, 01:19:10 PM

Mine is so small no-one will notice...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_menz on July 12, 2015, 01:35:46 PM

Quote from: outin on July 12, 2015, 01:19:10 PM

Mine is so small no-one will notice...

Only a female would ever say that.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 12, 2015, 02:38:26 PM

Quote from: j_menz on July 12, 2015, 01:35:46 PM

Only a female would ever say that.  ;D

I guess I underestimated you ability to see it even if very small ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2015, 03:12:15 PM

Hello... just thought I'd pop in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 12, 2015, 06:07:10 PM

(https://files2.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_1788/17880505/planters-peanuts-the-lovers-nut-600-68427.jpg)

"I feel the magnetic pull of the Mrs."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on July 12, 2015, 07:58:26 PM

Quote from: outin on July 12, 2015, 02:38:26 PM

I guess I underestimated you ability to see it even if very small ;)

Ctrl + the scroll wheel you can see anything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2015, 01:09:00 AM

What the hell is that supposed to be?? A large brown...

Turd??? That or...

(https://i.imgur.com/P40DbAp.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 13, 2015, 01:23:54 AM

I can't think of anything to post to follow that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 13, 2015, 03:08:12 AM

Quote from: blackonwhite on July 12, 2015, 07:58:26 PM

Ctrl + the scroll wheel you can see anything.

I take your word for it ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2015, 03:15:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 13, 2015, 01:23:54 AM

I can't think of anything to post to follow that.

(https://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Archer-Cant-Or-Wont.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 14, 2015, 12:56:39 AM

(https://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz151/haverchuck_bill/Archer/archericant_zps6238da22.gif)


Can't find an Archer pic that might have some other meaning associated with it.  I haven't seen that show in years.

And I can't stay awake.  Take a break for a minute... Wake up two or three hours later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2015, 09:44:44 AM

(https://img.pandawhale.com/105723-Archer-meme-what-Im-sorry-but-xVft.png)

Archer rocks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2015, 10:17:02 AM

No wonder he's got a black eye (or red actually) for talking like that :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 14, 2015, 06:37:33 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/okSuZHdSd5GE/giphy.gif)

 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2015, 12:55:28 AM

Well... lets change the subject then to Charlie Chaplin.

Meh, that doesn't interest me. Here's a nice quote instead:

(https://www.wordsonimages.com/pics/117275-o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blackonwhite on July 19, 2015, 06:29:10 AM

This interests me
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TtNXwN8w7ig/TyUefK5fWHI/AAAAAAAABZM/iD7SWLX3s-0/s1600/Wallpaper-With-Funny-Quotes-4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2015, 02:22:21 PM

Meh... pretty much the same quote as...

(https://www.loveoflifequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Albert-Einstein-quote-on-stupidity.jpg)

Also... I'm surprised there was such a lull on this thread for the last 4 days. Could be a sign that I'm persistent enough to win this thread.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 19, 2015, 05:11:29 PM

I kept find good cat pics but restrained myself from posting them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2015, 01:17:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 19, 2015, 05:11:29 PM

I kept find good cat pics but restrained myself from posting them.

And I for one, thank you for the restraint.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 01:31:55 AM

Alley cat plays piano… (and ridiculous interview )

surely my first attempt is the one which ends the thread  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 20, 2015, 04:26:32 AM

Quote from: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 01:31:55 AM

surely my first attempt is the one which ends the thread  ;D

No. Such a pathetic attempt to post a cat video will have no effect either on  this thread or p_p.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 05:50:38 AM

@ outin  You cut me to the quick…  :o
K.  I see i must bring out the larger artillery.. with the avant-garde cat..

(i'll be working on my acceptance speech..  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 20, 2015, 08:19:45 AM

Quote from: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 05:50:38 AM

@ outin  You cut me to the quick…  :o
K.  I see i must bring out the larger artillery.. with the avant-garde cat..

(i'll be working on my acceptance speech..  :-*

You video will still be ignored...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2015, 09:29:01 AM

Quote from: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 05:50:38 AM

I see i must bring out the larger artillery.. with the avant-garde cat..

(i'll be working on my acceptance speech..  :-*

To be honest - I didn't click the video either and won't. No point in writing an acceptance speech anyway, especially since you won't get to use it.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 20, 2015, 10:56:29 AM

It was a good effort though.  You win for effort.   ;D  Nice try.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 01:45:49 PM

@Perfect Pitch…  they are not Really 'cat' vids…  I employ the colloquialism as a means of transition only…  
@Bob  … thanks…

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 06:30:03 PM

Is the protocol here:  embed; links not accepted? (if not, my humblest of apologies for double-posting…  :-[ repeat marks are 'so yesterday'…. )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 21, 2015, 03:57:24 AM

Quote from: themeandvariation on July 20, 2015, 06:30:03 PM

So you finally got it...
But you disappoint me...we need more cat pics and videos to drive p_p away for good...he's been surprisingly persistent I must say...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: themeandvariation on July 21, 2015, 05:36:58 AM

Whew… being that 'i got it' , i think a dance is in order (disappointment notwithstanding)  :P
The Cat Lady does the Tango: 
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2015, 01:29:18 PM

Quote from: outin on July 21, 2015, 03:57:24 AM

But you disappoint me...we need more cat pics and videos to drive p_p away for good...

Considering this thread has bee going for over a year and you STILL haven't gotten rid of me, shows that you're doing a lousy job.

You clearly underestimated me.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 22, 2015, 04:28:54 PM

the struggle continues. obviously my guy w/ the green will win the thread, his midi-choliran count is of the charts
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EJrLjZ6P5pA/Va658FWGvlI/AAAAAAAAAp0/uyL8vndtu2o/s1600/chipmunk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on July 22, 2015, 10:06:35 PM

Good thing those aren't squirrels. Squirrels live only for food.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/19uUmES4K72KI/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2015, 04:49:53 AM

*Bob contributes a pug loaf to the thread.*  ::)

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/398/83/83398/1437605737-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 24, 2015, 05:08:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 24, 2015, 04:49:53 AM

*Bob contributes a pug loaf to the thread.*  ::)

(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/398/83/83398/1437605737-0.jpg)

(https://www.cookinggodsway.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/eatit-weirdal.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 24, 2015, 10:31:18 AM

Just pet it for the win
*good boy, whos a good reptile, you are!
(https://www.mash123.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lizard-man-dog.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 24, 2015, 12:58:03 PM

Note for self...do not google petting while at work  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 24, 2015, 05:27:12 PM

(https://best-animalpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Snow-Leopard-11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2015, 01:56:29 PM

Aren't those creepy looking blue-eyed goons on 'Game of Thrones' or something???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 27, 2015, 08:47:08 PM

Hi. just winning before we recharge.
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2015, 10:13:15 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 27, 2015, 08:47:08 PM

Hi. just winning before we recharge.

https://netdna.walyou.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/06/Ascii_Art_-_Bender_Wearing_Gre.png

Bite my shiny metal ass.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 28, 2015, 01:26:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2015, 10:13:15 AM

Bite my shiny metal ass.    ;D

You bite my shiny metal tail!

(https://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m1YGHPMp1rwnI5603XD4nCQ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on July 29, 2015, 12:23:51 AM

If anybody else tries to post after this, my team will "get" you.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/11avpe3k9R82PK/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 29, 2015, 02:20:49 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 29, 2015, 12:23:51 AM

If anybody else tries to post after this, my team will "get" you.

Here's what I'll do to your team...

(https://www.pak101.com/funnypictures/Animals/2014/7/13/FunnyCaptionPlease6504_mcuha_Pak101(dot)com.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on July 29, 2015, 02:53:36 AM

Quote from: outin on July 29, 2015, 02:20:49 AM

Here's what I'll do to your team...

Dang it team!! At least put up a fight!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 29, 2015, 12:46:43 PM

elephant for the win

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2015, 01:25:35 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 29, 2015, 12:23:51 AM

If anybody else tries to post after this, my team will "get" you.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/11avpe3k9R82PK/giphy.gif)

Lucky, I keep this handy in my pocket at all times.

(https://www.thespecialistsltd.com/files/Tranquilizer_Gun.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on July 29, 2015, 05:46:41 PM

(https://www.letssmiletoday.com/uploads/images/16310-coffee_cat_19_9_2012.jpg)

Coffee at the Peachy Parlor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on July 29, 2015, 06:26:35 PM

Unfortunately, he got a little too greedy. I can't find him amongst the beans.

(https://www.snazzyspace.com/wallpapers/3f0e03_coffee-beans.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 29, 2015, 10:53:40 PM

(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/7/79824/2103275-Skeptical_Dog.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2015, 01:04:54 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on July 29, 2015, 06:26:35 PM

Unfortunately, he got a little too greedy. I can't find him amongst the beans.

(https://www.snazzyspace.com/wallpapers/3f0e03_coffee-beans.png)

Oh my sweet holy Satan... that is probably the greatest picture I have ever seen on the internet.

Imagine just being able to dunk your hands into that pile of beans and sniff the scent of brilliance!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on July 30, 2015, 03:29:44 PM

lol I roast coffee beans so I can do that whenever I want!!!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 31, 2015, 10:30:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 29, 2015, 10:53:40 PM

(https://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_super/7/79824/2103275-Skeptical_Dog.png)

ok we have been working to impress you
here is some footage if our training to win this
(https://www.mentalbreeze.com/humor/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/close-enough-guys.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on July 31, 2015, 03:07:39 PM

Wow. that was just spectacular.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2015, 05:34:08 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 31, 2015, 10:30:06 AM

ok we have been working to impress you
here is some footage if our training to win this
(https://www.mentalbreeze.com/humor/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/close-enough-guys.gif)

(https://i.nowthisnews.com/prod/images/4/9/8/6/0/49860/putin-not-impressed-meme_0r_1024x748.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 01, 2015, 08:21:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2015, 05:34:08 AM

(https://i.nowthisnews.com/prod/images/4/9/8/6/0/49860/putin-not-impressed-meme_0r_1024x748.jpg)

I think he looks pleased enough...

Although maybe not quite as happy as here:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/3f/8c/253f8c706c4be5e5a610f5a477ea1014.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 01, 2015, 11:56:55 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 31, 2015, 10:30:06 AM

ok we have been working to impress you
here is some footage if our training to win this
(https://www.mentalbreeze.com/humor/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/close-enough-guys.gif)

I was trying to find a cross-eyed pic in case the coffee bean pic was one of those 3D eye ones.  I tried for a few seconds but gave up.  Plus, the dog looks a little annoyed.


If I post now... I noticed there isn't much activity over the weekend.... So I can win for the weekend.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 01, 2015, 06:01:36 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2015, 11:56:55 AM

If I post now... I noticed there isn't much activity over the weekend.... So I can win for the weekend.

lol no

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: evryali on August 08, 2015, 08:10:17 PM

(https://fightpacquiao.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/floydrun.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 09, 2015, 03:26:35 AM

dang it I was winning for almost a week  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 03:41:41 AM

Oh my... Have you guys noticed how much time I am spending here and how frequently I refresh?

I'm taking this home, baby.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: evryali on August 09, 2015, 04:05:26 AM

Well, well, well... looks like we are all in this battle and will be fighting to win it for a very long time even though we know nils is the only one who could win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2015, 04:06:24 AM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 03:41:41 AM

I'm taking this home, baby.

Newbies have no chance. We have been practicing for a long time. And I am of course the grand master of this thread. The only reason I haven't won yet is because I kind of like watching everyone's pathetic attempts...

(https://image2.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/18692570/views/1,width=235,height=235,appearanceId=2/Black-loser-go-home-(1c)-Women-s-T-Shirts.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:10:54 AM

Quote from: outin on August 09, 2015, 04:06:24 AM

Newbies have no chance. We have been practicing for a long time. And I am of course the grand master of this thread. The only reason I haven't won yet is because I kind of like watching everyone's pathetic attempts...

(https://image2.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/compositions/18692570/views/1,width=235,height=235,appearanceId=2/Black-loser-go-home-(1c)-Women-s-T-Shirts.jpg)

Oh it's on Bee-atch ;)

And have you noticed how many freaking posts I make? The only way I leave this forum is I give up on piano... Not happening :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2015, 04:16:25 AM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:10:54 AM

Oh it's on Bee-atch ;)

And have you noticed how many freaking posts I make? The only way I leave this forum is I give up on piano... Not happening :P

We'll see 8)

Care to listen to some beautiful serene music?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:20:18 AM

Wow, Sorabji really is a true master at irritating the living sh*t outta me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2015, 04:24:24 AM

Seems J_menz has already run off with his

(https://cache2.asset-cache.net/xt/200481103-001.jpg?v=1&g=fs1%7C0%7CPC%7C11%7C031&s=1)

And I am pretty close to driving away p_p too...

(https://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i58/2/2/6/wnd_13442be8e256e899a51b5e7386387ec6.jpg)

Then there's only ME!

(https://occupylondon.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/04_MOTU_WEBSITE.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:26:31 AM

So, you want to "Master your domain then?"

Queen of the castle?
Lord of the Manor?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2015, 04:33:40 AM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:26:31 AM

So, you want to "Master your domain then?"

Queen of the castle?
Lord of the Manor?

Sound like some stupid PC games  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:35:29 AM

As a former PC gamer.... I agree ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 09, 2015, 04:50:52 AM

hi.

that simple, stupid post just trumped all of your fancy verbiage, simply because it came after yours!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:53:27 AM

Oho! Rejoining the fray are we m'boy? ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 09, 2015, 05:11:45 AM

gifs are fun

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xAwrR4PfFPJqE/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 05:15:14 AM

Hey Noah, when are you going to post another video?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on August 09, 2015, 05:27:38 AM

Quote from: outin on August 09, 2015, 04:06:24 AM

Newbies have no chance

Ahem...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 05:31:04 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on August 09, 2015, 05:27:38 AM

Ahem...

Don't worry, I'LL prove them wrong ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: evryali on August 09, 2015, 07:16:18 AM

I'm gonna win for the next five minutes starting now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: evryali on August 09, 2015, 07:22:50 AM

Quote from: evryali on August 09, 2015, 07:16:18 AM

I'm gonna win for the next five minutes starting now.

Yes I did it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 12:28:25 PM

Vincero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 09, 2015, 04:01:30 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 09, 2015, 03:26:35 AM

dang it I was winning for almost a week  >:(

Pfft. Reply 90 - 91..... I AM THE KING!!!!! lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 04:06:13 PM

This is going to be a cakewalk ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 09, 2015, 09:27:39 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 09, 2015, 05:15:14 AM

Hey Noah, when are you going to post another video?

I don't know, Josh. I'm working on Prelude 16. I should be able to record it in about a month  :-\
I have chopin concerto 2 mov 2 down but I don't have an orchestra to record it with!
I have ginastera rondo on argentine children's folk tunes but I hate it so much I don't want to record it.
I am 4 pages into bach italian concerto 3rd movement. I played the first movement a while back but I don't remember it! Kind of a predicament. Besides, I don't know if I feel like it after that guy went on to my videos and started cursing at me for how bad I was...  :-[  :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 10, 2015, 04:38:06 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 09, 2015, 09:27:39 PM

Besides, I don't know if I feel like it after that guy went on to my videos and started cursing at me for how bad I was...  :-[  :'(

Idiots are a side effect of free internet communication. Just try to ignore them, even though it may be hard sometimes. You can usually tell them apart because they don't offer any actual advice on how to get better. They only post to make you feel bad and all you can do is not let them :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 10, 2015, 08:29:56 AM

Quote from: outin on August 10, 2015, 04:38:06 AM

Idiots are a side effect of free internet communication. Just try to ignore them, even though it may be hard sometimes. You can usually tell them apart because they don't offer any actual advice on how to get better. They only post to make you feel bad and all you can do is not let them :)

What a nice way to slip into the lead ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2015, 12:31:01 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 10, 2015, 08:29:56 AM

What a nice way to slip into the lead ;)

Sorry man, you're a great guy - but I can' let you win that easily.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 10, 2015, 12:58:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2015, 12:31:01 PM

Sorry man, you're a great guy - but I can' let you win that easily.     ;D

Why thank you :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 10, 2015, 07:16:52 PM

(https://jeremybrett.info/Holmes_C/images/Colour_Holmes%20(1).jpg)

I'll take some Irish coffee, thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 10, 2015, 11:04:46 PM

Quote from: goldentone on August 10, 2015, 07:16:52 PM

(https://jeremybrett.info/Holmes_C/images/Colour_Holmes%20(1).jpg)

I'll take some Irish coffee, thank you.

Wha...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2015, 09:58:57 AM

Quote from: goldentone on August 10, 2015, 07:16:52 PM

I'll take some Irish coffee, thank you.

(https://blog.plumpjack.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Irish-Coffee.jpg)

Why you posted a picture of what looks like a 19th century ENGLISHman though, I will NEVER know!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 11, 2015, 10:03:43 AM

I know, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 11, 2015, 10:28:12 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/axjvMbp/axmrxVkY_700w_0.jpg)
*fin

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 11, 2015, 10:41:11 AM

That's a bit disturbing... And I thought Michael Cera was totally innocuous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 11, 2015, 05:24:19 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 10, 2015, 11:04:46 PM

Wha...?

An after winning drink, of course.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2015, 09:58:57 AM

Why you posted a picture of what looks like a 19th century ENGLISHman though, I will NEVER know!

19th century, 16th century. . . My bike has gold plated gears.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2015, 03:35:29 AM

Just for p_p :)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/00/46/83/004683f42c1f14baac48d318e3a9504d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2015, 01:57:17 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/e5/e5be4746e9fe0f2e7e3869ed1146ff92cc7cb7d4eb591310ba33bab7d8a37e23.jpg)

You call yourself a music lover.

(https://www.stylishboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/314.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 12, 2015, 02:30:08 PM

I have nothing to add...

Except...

(https://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t493/tabletmypc/Cats%20n%20Comedy/sheen_pres.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 12, 2015, 03:34:58 PM

what's going on over here, oh look i'm winning
yay
(https://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cat-selfie-02.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2015, 04:27:12 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 12, 2015, 03:34:58 PM

what's going on over here, oh look i'm winning
yay
(https://www.bandofcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cat-selfie-02.jpg)

Even I find that disgusting  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 12, 2015, 04:51:57 PM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2015, 04:27:12 PM

Even I find that disgusting  ::)

duck!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrKt2_tIUAE7WGs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 12, 2015, 05:39:47 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4yikpWtIFU8/maxresdefault.jpg)

I'll be on my way then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 12, 2015, 10:20:47 PM

Animals? Come on!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2015, 01:48:56 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 12, 2015, 04:51:57 PM

duck!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrKt2_tIUAE7WGs.jpg)

Oh come on - even I find that kind of cute... better than cats, any bloody day.

And to Josh... you may find I was using Charlie Sheen 'winning' pictures back in the very origins of this thread. You're a year too late.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 13, 2015, 01:51:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2015, 01:48:56 PM

Oh come on - even I find that kind of cute... better than cats, any bloody day.

And to Josh... you may find I was using Charlie Sheen 'winning' pictures back in the very origins of this thread. You're a year too late.    ;D

Why on earth would I spend my time trawling through all the nonsense that's gone on before?

Besides, originality doesn't matter, only

















WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 13, 2015, 02:03:54 PM

(https://www.turnitincdn.com/800404/v2.turnitin.com/assets/en_us/images/blog/20130426_originalitymattersposter.png)

I've acquired the copyright to winning this thread...  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 13, 2015, 02:05:33 PM

Well, sue my because I don't give a flying kcuf about copyright.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 13, 2015, 02:23:47 PM

MMmm I like Sui mai.
(https://images.tastespotting.com/uploads/thumbnail/72293.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 13, 2015, 02:33:44 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 13, 2015, 02:23:47 PM

MMmm I like Sui mai.
(https://images.tastespotting.com/uploads/thumbnail/72293.jpg)

Foul! No Non Sequiturs!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2015, 06:24:43 AM

I agree! I call...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Alectura_lathami_-_Centenary_Lakes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 14, 2015, 07:00:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2015, 06:24:43 AM

I agree! I call...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Alectura_lathami_-_Centenary_Lakes.jpg)

What are you trying to say?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2015, 02:36:01 PM

Never mind... here's a picture to express my grief.

(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/992/401/e37.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2015, 12:26:02 PM

(With only seeing the very last post...)


(https://thumb101.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/370663/370663,1308390262,3/stock-photo-businessman-scratches-his-head-and-looks-up-doubtfully-isolated-on-white-background-79560103.jpg)


(https://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/LoveLooksUpLA-628x351.jpg)


(https://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/93178/178307564/stock-photo-portrait-of-the-young-thinking-man-looks-up-with-hand-near-face-isolated-on-white-178307564.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 15, 2015, 12:31:47 PM

Don't you understand the rules of the game?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 15, 2015, 12:36:12 PM

The only rule is the one that declares me the winner!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 15, 2015, 01:01:04 PM

Quote from: outin on August 15, 2015, 12:36:12 PM

The only rule is the one that declares me the winner!

How long do you think before people figure out what game *I'm* playing?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 15, 2015, 01:07:58 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 15, 2015, 01:01:04 PM

How long do you think before people figure out what game *I'm* playing?

(https://www.booknerdtours.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Fools_Game_Banner.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 15, 2015, 01:39:38 PM

Quote from: outin on August 15, 2015, 01:07:58 PM

(https://www.booknerdtours.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Fools_Game_Banner.jpg)

Do you need a hint?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 15, 2015, 01:48:35 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 15, 2015, 01:39:38 PM

Do you need a hint?

(https://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i40/2/5/29/wnd_c83dfccbaa7e53f13dae287a652efd97.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 15, 2015, 02:16:22 PM

Ah! bugger it! I'm tired of the questions game!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 15, 2015, 03:23:55 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 13, 2015, 02:33:44 PM

Foul! No Non Sequiturs!

Sorry but my logic was a just a play on words:

Quote from: josh93248 on August 13, 2015, 02:05:33 PM

Well, sue my .......

Sue my.... Sui Mai..... .... ha.. haha? .... *crickets*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2015, 04:42:34 PM

An octopus randomly passes through the thread...


(https://i.imgur.com/QdMAgqy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: evryali on August 16, 2015, 02:24:04 AM

Next person to post will be the one who SHUTS DOWN PIANO STREET.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 16, 2015, 02:57:02 AM

AAAARRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!!! I'm being sucked into the vortex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 16, 2015, 03:48:57 AM

I suppose that's possible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2015, 05:25:43 AM

Quote from: outin on August 15, 2015, 12:36:12 PM

The only rule is the one that declares me the winner!

(https://www.rlmseo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/not-bloody-likely.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 17, 2015, 01:44:13 PM

*blub blrub blurg blab
(https://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/devi-bg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on August 17, 2015, 03:23:27 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 17, 2015, 01:44:13 PM

*blub blrub blurg blab
(https://tribktla.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/devi-bg.jpg)

Gah! Aquaman's Wife!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 17, 2015, 03:27:45 PM

Quote from: josh93248 on August 17, 2015, 03:23:27 PM

Gah! Aquaman's Wife!!!!

just dancing for the win
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hvVTQpPpBKI/Vc5JP-cq36I/AAAAAAAAAvY/5y9X8NrqSc8/s1600/quicksand.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 17, 2015, 06:30:36 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QXk_oSMYTBE/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stevensk on August 17, 2015, 06:38:06 PM

Quote from: outin on August 01, 2015, 08:21:20 AM

I think he looks pleased enough...

Although maybe not quite as happy as here:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/3f/8c/253f8c706c4be5e5a610f5a477ea1014.jpg)

Is that Paavo Järvi?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianogoals on August 18, 2015, 01:33:52 AM

Winning at the moment.  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 18, 2015, 03:27:11 AM

Quote from: stevensk on August 17, 2015, 06:38:06 PM

Is that Paavo Järvi?

I would say...

(https://www.thecorporatepimp.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/No-frog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2015, 09:42:27 AM

Quote from: outin on August 01, 2015, 08:21:20 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/3f/8c/253f8c706c4be5e5a610f5a477ea1014.jpg)

That HAS to be photo-shopped... only because I find it far more likely to believe that Putin would rather eat the hearts and souls of those cats, than to hug them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 18, 2015, 01:43:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2015, 09:42:27 AM

That HAS to be photo-shopped... only because I find it far more likely to believe that Putin would rather eat the hearts and souls of those cats, than to hug them.

I think it's far more likely for Putin to hug the cats than you, isn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 18, 2015, 02:59:09 PM

staying calm while winning
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-S_vAx_BzpLI/VdHhMFR2U7I/AAAAAAAAAvw/b08GmJhAHgM/s1600/calm%2Bowl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 18, 2015, 04:29:36 PM

(https://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/drunk-owl-595x393.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 18, 2015, 04:53:53 PM

Quote from: outin on August 18, 2015, 04:29:36 PM

(https://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/drunk-owl-595x393.jpg)

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances2/500x/1438747.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 18, 2015, 06:03:06 PM

(https://photo.net/general-comments/attachment/14306540/greysquirrelsmall.jpg)

I now have the server.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2015, 10:27:45 AM

Quote from: outin on August 18, 2015, 01:43:57 PM

I think it's far more likely for Putin to hug the cats than you, isn't it?

Mmmm... interesting comment. I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult - especially since it's Putin I'm being compared to...

(https://www.clker.com/cliparts/6/5/b/f/11949864691020941855smiley114.svg.med.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2015, 11:02:53 AM

(https://wheremonstersdwell.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/674d31d06b_Tawny-frogmouth-1.jpg)

Maybe a Great Potoo will scare everyone away.  Apparently these things are real.  Some of the other pics of them are creepy as heck.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 19, 2015, 11:13:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 19, 2015, 11:02:53 AM

(https://wheremonstersdwell.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/674d31d06b_Tawny-frogmouth-1.jpg)

Maybe a Great Potoo will scare everyone away.  Apparently these things are real.  Some of the other pics of them are creepy as heck.

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/55098964.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2015, 11:27:24 AM

(https://sandyschussel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/potoo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2015, 02:06:53 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 19, 2015, 11:02:53 AM

(https://wheremonstersdwell.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/674d31d06b_Tawny-frogmouth-1.jpg)

Awwww.. c'mon - they look great. They look so fluffy. I just want to pet it.

If you're attempting to scare us away Bob... you're doing a poor job at it.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: haohaohao123 on August 19, 2015, 03:47:31 PM

lucky ;D
https://www.tinytanksunblocked.com/ (https://www.tinytanksunblocked.com/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 19, 2015, 04:00:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2015, 10:27:45 AM

Mmmm... interesting comment. I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or an insult - especially since it's Putin I'm being compared to...

Why don't you think about that while I win... 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on August 19, 2015, 10:07:13 PM

Quote from: outin on August 19, 2015, 04:00:23 PM

Why don't you think about that while I win... 8)

Ahh, I'm the president of North Korea. Bow down to me before I nuke your country.

jk ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2015, 11:30:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2015, 02:06:53 PM

Awwww.. c'mon - they look great. They look so fluffy. I just want to pet it.

If you're attempting to scare us away Bob... you're doing a poor job at it.    ;D

All right... You asked for it.  Pet it.  That that potoo.  ::)


(https://wheremonstersdwell.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/674d31d06b_Potoo.JPG)

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/ec84de36665f707d3d8e12c426853276/tumblr_n1dpwp7XBh1tqg3dwo3_400.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/phvyF_xmz4I/hqdefault.jpg)


Creepy looking things.  Real as far as I can tell.


Looks like a cross between the Little Shop of Horrors plant, Stephen King's Langoliers, and tree bark.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 20, 2015, 04:12:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 19, 2015, 11:30:34 PM

Creepy looking things.  Real as far as I can tell.

I think they are really cute!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 20, 2015, 10:26:52 AM

Just enjoying a victory snack
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5K13nG_460s_v1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2015, 11:31:11 AM

Quote from: outin on August 19, 2015, 04:00:23 PM

Why don't you think about that while I win... 8)

Meh... I'm done thinking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 20, 2015, 05:16:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2015, 11:31:11 AM

Meh... I'm done thinking.

(https://www.morrisallsop.com/think_win_crop.jpg)

Not that you really will...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 20, 2015, 06:04:06 PM

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/631df66918ef13ae0d36734a78669749/tumblr_mqd8lpFW9a1r7o14io1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 21, 2015, 12:34:01 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/himZD0M.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 21, 2015, 11:41:49 AM

(Bob attempts to distract the thread....)


(https://i.imgur.com/JPZDIh8.gif)

It's going slow on this page.  This link might be faster.  That's what I was thinking originally.
https://i.imgur.com/JPZDIh8.gifv

With this music....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2015, 12:17:47 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 21, 2015, 11:41:49 AM

I found this... much more entertaining than that by far.

Oh Outin... how you underestimate my resolve. I shall win this thread once and for all. I will become the final poster and will triumph where everyone else has failed. Watch puny humans as my stubbornness helps me win this thread and prove my almighty awesomeness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 21, 2015, 01:36:50 PM

You're so cute, peepee dear....I'd give you a kiss if I wasn't more into winners ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 21, 2015, 04:46:42 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 21, 2015, 11:41:49 AM

(Bob attempts to distract the thread....)


(https://i.imgur.com/JPZDIh8.gif)

...

quick while no one's looking this way!
(https://memeguy.com/photos/images/ducklings-used-for-an-elaborate-distraction-38671.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 21, 2015, 05:52:09 PM

(https://kathyewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gardensquirrelhandbag-wallpaper.jpg)

Is this the train station to Ashworth?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 21, 2015, 06:16:41 PM

Quote from: goldentone on August 21, 2015, 05:52:09 PM

(https://kathyewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gardensquirrelhandbag-wallpaper.jpg)

Is this the train station to Ashworth?

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Odcyh-MFSrA/UTir1Wk8s0I/AAAAAAAAAGM/X4RpxakUAP0/s1600/funny+squirrel.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2015, 12:19:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2015, 12:17:47 PM

I found this... much more entertaining than that by far.

And the next morning perfect_pitch did watch that video again.  ::)

 :o She's... Got a nice voice?


 ;D



Here's the original if anyone's interested.

Federica Von Stade : Cherubino's "Non so più" - Paris 1980

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2015, 12:28:20 AM

All right.  The smell of cheese will drive people away.

I think they're playing.  The audio's not synced.  That's what I'm going with. 

Imagine all the practicing they did and all serious groups they were in... and then they're in that. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2015, 12:30:30 AM

Not enough?  

How about this...

That's from 2011.  The last post was 2012.  That's right.  They're out there, somewhere, doing this year after year after year....  Mwuah!  ;D


The distance they're spread out would make that challenging.  That's a "watch the conductor like a hawk/block out the sound across from you" performance situation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2015, 03:51:42 AM

Quote from: outin on August 21, 2015, 01:36:50 PM

You're so cute, peepee dear....I'd give you a kiss if I wasn't more into winners ;)

Okay... Now it's just getting a little bit creepy.

Quote from: Bob on August 22, 2015, 12:19:01 AM

And the next morning perfect_pitch did watch that video again.

HEY!!!

(https://pathtogod.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/anger.jpg)

Don't knock the duck song!!!    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 22, 2015, 03:56:22 AM

Don't worry, I'm not really into pianists...or stalking losers in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2015, 06:26:18 AM

We all have won... but we all have lost.... but we all won at least... We can share in the winnings and losings... in the end... we have nothing.... But at least for this moment I win, so at least I have that and you guys have nothing at all!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 22, 2015, 06:32:17 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2015, 06:26:18 AM

We all have won... but we all have lost.... but we all won at least... We can share in the winnings and losings... in the end... we have nothing.... But at least for this moment I win, so at least I have that and you guys have nothing at all!!!!!

What a pathetic attempt to use philosophical ramblings to win...didn't work, sorry!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2015, 08:25:08 AM

Quote from: outin on August 22, 2015, 03:56:22 AM

Don't worry, I'm not really into pianists...or stalking losers in this thread.

Well, I'm humbled that you called me a pianist... Not that I needed validation, but thanks.

 ;D

Also, this habit of having to try and read your really tiny writing is really pissing me off. I thought however, it would be ironic that I tell you in this manner!

                                                                                             

                                                                                               .'''';;;;;;;;::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,..                                                                         
                                                                                             ,+##@@@@@@@@@@@#@##++++';'+++++++.                                                                         
                                                                                            ;.;+.+#';;''''::':'@#;;;...;#'';'                                                                           
                                                                                         `,.,::.#+''''''+....++';++;...+,',                                                                             
                                                                                        '`,`;. ,#'':'''':`..:#'''':+;;.':                                                                               
                                                                                      :`,.;++###+;;;+''++.;','''''':::,                                                                                 
                                                                                   `;`..';####';;+;'''''''''''''''';`                                                                                   
                                                                                  ;`:`'#'####;,.+'''''''''''''';;::;                                                                                   
                                                                                +`:.;'#####:'.,::::::;;:.,;;:,'#':.`                                                                                   
                                                                              :`:`;;:##@#;''+:++'''':,,:;''##';:,#,::                                                                                   
                                                                            :`;`+,'@#@#:+';.``,';:::::#'';;'''';;'+'++`                                                                                 
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 ```````````............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,'#:@'#+;,;:,..,::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,####+++##.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.........``````````````````````````                                         
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                      ```````````..............,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,':;@,''+.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.......```````````````````````                                                     
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                                           `````````.....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,';;,;;:+.......................```````````````````                                                                 
                                                `````````.....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,.........,,,:..........`````````````````````` `                                                                           
                                                       ```````.......................```````````````````````````                       

If you're going to use tiny text, you might as well do it properly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 22, 2015, 08:53:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2015, 08:25:08 AM

Also, this habit of having to try and read your really tiny writing is really pissing me off. I thought however, it would be ironic that I tell you in this manner!

Oh, there's no need to read...or answer...I'm quite happy with this being the last post here....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2015, 08:57:54 AM

Quote from: outin on August 22, 2015, 08:53:22 AM

Oh, there's no need to read...or answer...I'm quite happy with this being the last post here....

Well, that ain't going to happen in your lifetime. Get used to it.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2015, 10:22:49 AM

Quote from: outin on August 22, 2015, 06:32:17 AM

What a pathetic attempt to use philosophical ramblings to win...didn't work, sorry!

Oy Mr rice writer Im telling my mum you said that!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 22, 2015, 10:24:45 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2015, 10:22:49 AM

Oy Mr rice writer Im telling my mum you said that!

My dad will beat up yours!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2015, 12:06:32 PM

(Bob continues stacking cheese.)  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2015, 03:29:56 PM

Seriously... Not one bloody comment about my lovely Piano ASCII art???

I'm insulted.    :(

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     #+++'''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::,,                `,,,,,,,,,,,,,,                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,.     
    #+++''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;::.                  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,`                  ,,,,,,,,,,,,`   
   +#+++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;:,                   `,,,,,,,,,,,:                    ,,,,,,,,,,,,`   
   #++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;                     ::,,:,,,,,,.                    .,,,,,,,,,,,.   
  @#+++++++++''''''''''''';;;;;;;`                     ::::,:,,,,,.                     ,,,,,,,,,,,,` 
  ##++++++++++''''''''''''''';';:                      :::::::,:,,`                     .,,,,,,,,,,,. 
 ###++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;`                      ::::::::::,.                     `,,,,,,,,,,,,`
 ###++++++++++++++''''''''''''''`     :@@@@@@@#       `:::::::::,,,       '#@@@@@@      `,,,,,,,,,,,,`
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 ####+++++++++++++++++''''''''''`  `@@@@@@@@@@@@@    `:::::::::::::.    @@@@@@@@@@@@#   `,,,,,,,,,,,,,
`#####++++++++++++++++++''''''''.  #@@@@@@@@@@@@@    ;::::::::::::::    @@@@@@@@@@@@@#  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
`######++++++++++++++++++'''''''' `@@@@@@@@@@@@@#   '::::::::::::::,;   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  :,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 ########++++++++++++++++++''''''` @@@@@@@@@@@@@;  ';;;;:::::::::::::;  @#@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,,,::,,,,,,,,,.
 ##########+++++++++++++++++''''++ @#@@@@@@@@@'@  ;;;;;;;;::::::::::::'  @#@@@@@@@@@#;`,:::::::,,,,,,.
 @##########++++++++++++++++''''''+ @:@@@@@@+#. +;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::` @,@@@@@@@'+`:::::::::::::,,`
 .@###########++++++++++++++++''++''` #'  :@  +;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::;` #'   :@ ':::::::::::::::, 
  @############+++++++++++++++++'''+''#',,'#'''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::,':``.';::;;;;;;;;::::::,` 
  ,#############+++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::   
   @@############++++++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::`   
    @#############+++++++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:,   
     @##############++++++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:     
     .#################+++++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::     
      .#####################++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:       
        #@#####################+++++++++++++++++'+'''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:;;:;;;;;;;;;;;::       
         @@@####################+++++++++++++''+@@@@@@@@#####@@@@@@@#'::;;;;;;;;;;:::::::;:::.         
          #@@######################++++@++@@@+''+++++'''''''''''''';;;:;#@#::;:,;;;;::::::;;`         
            @@@#######################++'@+++++++++++++'''''''''''''';';;;;::@@,;;;;;;;:::,           
             .@#######################++++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''';;;;;;:;;;;;;;;;;;             
               :@@#######################+++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;'               
                 `@@#######################++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;'''                 
                    @@@#######################++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''''''+.                   
                       @@@@####################+++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''++;                       
                          @@#####################++++++++++++++++++++++++++#,                         
                    ``````````@@@###################+++++++++++++++++++@:                             
          `````....,,,,:::::::;;;:'#@#####################+##+#####'`....``````                       
       ```...,,::;;;''++++++#################################++++++'';;:::,,...```                     
       ```..,,,::;;''+++################@@@@@@@@################++++'';;::,,,..```                     
         `````...,,,,::::;;;;;;'''''''''''''''''''''''''';;;;;;;::::,,,....`````                       
                ```````````..................................```````````                               

The lengths I go to please you people.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 22, 2015, 03:37:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2015, 03:29:56 PM

Seriously... Not one bloody comment about my lovely Piano ASCII art???

I'm insulted.    :(

                                          ```............````                                         
                                   `.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.``                                   
                              `,:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,``                             
                          `,:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,``                         
                       `:,,:::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.`                       
                    `:::::,::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.`                   
                  :::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`                 
                ';;;::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`               
              +;;;;;::::::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`             
            ;'';;;;;;:::::::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`           
           ''';;;;;;;;:::::::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.           
         +'''';;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::,,,......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..,,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`         
        #''''';;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::.:        :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.:       `:.,,,,,,,,,,,,`       
       ++'''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::,,            ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:            :.,,,,,,,,,,,.       
      +++'''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::,:               :,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,              `.,,,,,,,,,,,.     
     #+++'''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::,,                `,,,,,,,,,,,,,,                 ,,,,,,,,,,,,.     
    #+++''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;::.                  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,`                  ,,,,,,,,,,,,`   
   +#+++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;:,                   `,,,,,,,,,,,:                    ,,,,,,,,,,,,`   
   #++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;                     ::,,:,,,,,,.                    .,,,,,,,,,,,.   
  @#+++++++++''''''''''''';;;;;;;`                     ::::,:,,,,,.                     ,,,,,,,,,,,,` 
  ##++++++++++''''''''''''''';';:                      :::::::,:,,`                     .,,,,,,,,,,,. 
 ###++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;`                      ::::::::::,.                     `,,,,,,,,,,,,`
 ###++++++++++++++''''''''''''''`     :@@@@@@@#       `:::::::::,,,       '#@@@@@@      `,,,,,,,,,,,,`
 ###++++++++++++++++''''''''''''`    #@@@@@@@@@#      :::::::::::::      #@@@@@@@@@#    `,,,,,,,,,,,,.
 ####+++++++++++++++++''''''''''`  `@@@@@@@@@@@@@    `:::::::::::::.    @@@@@@@@@@@@#   `,,,,,,,,,,,,,
`#####++++++++++++++++++''''''''.  #@@@@@@@@@@@@@    ;::::::::::::::    @@@@@@@@@@@@@#  ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
`######++++++++++++++++++'''''''' `@@@@@@@@@@@@@#   '::::::::::::::,;   @@@@@@@@@@@@@@  :,,,,,,,,,,,,,
 ########++++++++++++++++++''''''` @@@@@@@@@@@@@;  ';;;;:::::::::::::;  @#@@@@@@@@@@@@ ,,,::,,,,,,,,,.
 ##########+++++++++++++++++''''++ @#@@@@@@@@@'@  ;;;;;;;;::::::::::::'  @#@@@@@@@@@#;`,:::::::,,,,,,.
 @##########++++++++++++++++''''''+ @:@@@@@@+#. +;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::` @,@@@@@@@'+`:::::::::::::,,`
 .@###########++++++++++++++++''++''` #'  :@  +;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::;` #'   :@ ':::::::::::::::, 
  @############+++++++++++++++++'''+''#',,'#'''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::,':``.';::;;;;;;;;::::::,` 
  ,#############+++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::   
   @@############++++++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:::`   
    @#############+++++++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:,   
     @##############++++++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:     
     .#################+++++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;::     
      .#####################++++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:       
        #@#####################+++++++++++++++++'+'''''';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;:;;:;;;;;;;;;;;::       
         @@@####################+++++++++++++''+@@@@@@@@#####@@@@@@@#'::;;;;;;;;;;:::::::;:::.         
          #@@######################++++@++@@@+''+++++'''''''''''''';;;:;#@#::;:,;;;;::::::;;`         
            @@@#######################++'@+++++++++++++'''''''''''''';';;;;::@@,;;;;;;;:::,           
             .@#######################++++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''';;;;;;:;;;;;;;;;;;             
               :@@#######################+++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''';;;;;;;;;;;;'               
                 `@@#######################++++++++++++++++++''''''''''''''';;;;;;'''                 
                    @@@#######################++++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''''''+.                   
                       @@@@####################+++++++++++++++++'''''''''''''++;                       
                          @@#####################++++++++++++++++++++++++++#,                         
                    ``````````@@@###################+++++++++++++++++++@:                             
          `````....,,,,:::::::;;;:'#@#####################+##+#####'`....``````                       
       ```...,,::;;;''++++++#################################++++++'';;:::,,...```                     
       ```..,,,::;;''+++################@@@@@@@@################++++'';;::,,,..```                     
         `````...,,,,::::;;;;;;'''''''''''''''''''''''''';;;;;;;::::,,,....`````                       
                ```````````..................................```````````                               

The lengths I go to please you people.

My bloody phone never even showed me that before...It's lovely! The intent is forgiven :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2015, 09:57:17 PM

I'm impressed.  The resolution is higher on those two new ones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2015, 02:51:50 AM

I may just use this as a semi-sort of signature. I'm proud of it.

                                                                                               

                                                                                               .'''';;;;;;;;::::,,,,,,,,,,,,,..                                                                         
                                                                                             ,+##@@@@@@@@@@@#@##++++';'+++++++.                                                                         
                                                                                            ;.;+.+#';;''''::':'@#;;;...;#'';'                                                                           
                                                                                         `,.,::.#+''''''+....++';++;...+,',                                                                             
                                                                                        '`,`;. ,#'':'''':`..:#'''':+;;.':                                                                               
                                                                                      :`,.;++###+;;;+''++.;','''''':::,                                                                                 
                                                                                   `;`..';####';;+;'''''''''''''''';`                                                                                   
                                                                                  ;`:`'#'####;,.+'''''''''''''';;::;                                                                                   
                                                                                +`:.;'#####:'.,::::::;;:.,;;:,'#':.`                                                                                   
                                                                              :`:`;;:##@#;''+:++'''':,,:;''##';:,#,::                                                                                   
                                                                            :`;`+,'@#@#:+';.``,';:::::#'';;'''';;'+'++`                                                                                 
                                                                          ....;::@#@@';+,##:::;++'''''';;''';;;';''';''+:`                                                                             
                                                                        ,.:`'`+@@#@':,#,;,##';;;;+,''';;;'';;;;';;;;'';'''';:'+';;+###+;,.`                                                             
                                                                       :`:,:;#@#@#;.,,;;,::@':''';:':;'';';''';'';'';'';''''';''.'''+;+;'','#'';;:;';''+'';;,,.``                                       
                                                                     '..:;:@@@@#:+':::::;::;@,::;:+''''+',+;'''';;'';;''';;'';;'+',::++;++':+++'+'::;;'.:'+++++'+;;;;;;;::::;'#+`                       
                                                                   ' :.':#@@@@;'':;:;;;:::::+@,:;::;;'''';'':+''+''''''''';'''';''',::+';';;''';'';:''''+'''+++';;;;;;;;;::::#;::::                     
                                                                 ' :`+:#@@@@':::';;;:;;:;::;,+#::;:;::;:;'+',;#::';+++::#++::++':,'#.,:'+,;'++;;;;'+++++'+++'''+;:;;;;;::::::::::::,                   
                                                               :`:`+;##@@@';;;;;;;::::;:;::;;:@':::,,:::::,;;'''';;:'';'''';'''+;;;'+'';;;+'++''''+++++'++'+''+;:;;;;::::::::::::::                     
                                                             ; ' ';#@@@@+::;;'';:;;:,,::::::;:'@::::::;:,::;;:::'++;:;#'#''''::;';';'++'''+''+++,:'++++++++''+;:;::::::::::::::::;`                     
                                                           ; ;`++#@@@#++;;;:'+''''';;;;:::::;;:'@::;::::;;;;;++;:::;''+';;;'+####+'''+++'++''+;#'@#++'''+'+''';:::::::::::::::::.                       
                                                         ..'`'++@@@@'#@+'''';;'+++'++'::';,;###+##:;;';:;'''''';::'###+#+++#++''++'+''++''';++;.,;++'''''+''#::;::::::::::::#;:                         
                                                       .`;`':+@@@@'#++##;'''''+'''+###+'';:,,:;;+##:;'+++@#+++++#+++++++++++++++++''''+'';`'''++'++''+'+++'#::::::::::::::::,                           
                                                      ,.,;:;#@@@'++#,';#',:''''':..:''''';::+#+++'@+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++''++''++++'+;''+'+''';::::::::::::::,                             
                                                   `.,`;;'@@@@+;'+'''####''';;:;'+#++++++++++++';,+@`,,,,,::;''++++++++++++++++++'''';,,:;:;+++':;'';'''''';::::::::::::`                               
                                                  :`,.';@@@@#;:+'+++;:;++++++++++'++++;:,,,,,,,,,,:+@,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;:;;:;,:::;;:,:::::,,,:'+;;;;;;'';'';:::::::::::                                 
                                                :.,.:'@@@@+;;;+++'''''''''';:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,;#@,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:::::::;;;;;'''''++++++'''''';;;;;;@;::::::::::`                                   
                                     :''''''''''+;''+####;':'''';;:,,,,:::::::::::::;;;;;;''''''''+'#@@;'++++++++++'';'''''''''';';';;'''';'+''';,.:;'+',:::::::;                                       
                                    +'''''''''''''''''''''''''++++++++++++#';;;;;;;;;;'';'::::;;:;;:#@##+;;;:;'';';;;';';''''';';''''''''''+'+'';''##;:::::::,                                         
                                   ;''''''''''''''''''''''''''''+'++++++++#+;;;;''';;;;;;;;;;;;';';;;#@##';;;;';''''';'''+''+'''+'''+''+++'+''''#@#+::::::`                                             
                                   ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''++++++#++'++++++++++''''';''''''''+@@@@+####'#@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@##+@@@@@@@#;::::`                                                 
                                  `'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''+'++++@@@@@@@###@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@+##+'';;;::::,,,,,,,::;;'+#+##@@@@@@##++'+'#+++##@#@@++':,`                                 
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 24, 2015, 11:55:42 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/9uDaXOn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2015, 12:15:14 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 24, 2015, 11:55:42 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/9uDaXOn.jpg)

Awwwwwww......

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 24, 2015, 12:17:00 PM

hipster llama approves the recent thread arc
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/-yLi5JOw2NnY/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/R7Cx9O8TYhk/s900-c-k-no/photo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 24, 2015, 11:53:13 PM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3532/3200186739_e65f2bfbdf_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2015, 02:26:53 PM

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funny-hairy-animals-30__700.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 25, 2015, 03:00:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2015, 02:26:53 PM

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/funny-hairy-animals-30__700.jpg)

I see  your hamster and raise  you dog
(https://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef013488d25176970c-pi)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 25, 2015, 11:29:43 PM

(https://www.camellesbudgies.com.au/images/photo/4598.JPG?22462371)

Will not see you... or anyone else... or anything at all.  ::)

It's clairvoyant.  That's it.  Doesn't need eyes.   ::)


(It knows you're looking at it, too.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2015, 02:29:21 AM

Suddenly this thread is flooding with food...

(https://mestreacasa.gva.es/c/document_library/get_file?folderId=500005335031&name=DLFE-286592.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2015, 12:00:57 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 25, 2015, 03:00:32 PM

I see  your hamster and raise  you dog
(https://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef013488d25176970c-pi)

I see your dog and raise you a horse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 26, 2015, 12:09:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2015, 12:00:57 PM

I see your dog and raise you a horse.

i see your horse. and raise you dog
(https://cdnstatic.visualizeus.com/thumbs/b5/70/afrodog,dog,dogs,wigs-b570253e9a0b3c140b919cfb5c3ffdc4_h.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 26, 2015, 01:58:00 PM

This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2015, 02:07:18 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 26, 2015, 01:58:00 PM

This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends...

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,

And I'll bloody well win it... because I'm awesome. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2015, 02:31:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2015, 02:07:18 PM

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,

And I'll bloody well win it... because I'm awesome. 

I was wondering where he went...;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 26, 2015, 02:41:56 PM

suddenly. a wild fabulous hound appears.
(https://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/105500/Bassett-Hound-Wearing-a-Wig-105689.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 26, 2015, 05:26:04 PM

(https://www.rv123.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/smiling-horse.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 26, 2015, 11:12:38 PM

This is my 400th post, and the 4,450th post on this topic...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 26, 2015, 11:35:25 PM

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj0pdhCP6S1qibcfdo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2015, 11:36:35 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 26, 2015, 11:12:38 PM

This is my 400th post, and the 4,450th post on this topic...

(https://dissociatedpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/whaddya-want-500.jpg)

And no offense, but I have to say it - that post was the 4,451st post on the topic. The 4,450th post was the one on the bottom of page 89.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 27, 2015, 12:27:09 PM

*excuse me, *sorry *coming through.
 ok. bye.
(https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/i/streams/2014/September/140910/1D274906747985-gif-jiff-140910.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 27, 2015, 01:30:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2015, 11:36:35 AM

(https://dissociatedpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/whaddya-want-500.jpg)

And no offense, but I have to say it - that post was the 4,451st post on the topic. The 4,450th post was the one on the bottom of page 89.

Munch Munch

And it did say, "Reply #4,450"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2015, 01:44:08 PM

Yeah... Reply 4,450

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 26, 2015, 11:12:38 PM

...and the 4,450th post on this topic...

Post 4,451

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 27, 2015, 06:25:18 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 27, 2015, 12:27:09 PM

*excuse me, *sorry *coming through.
 ok. bye.

You might get away with that back in the day.

(https://oldtownwinchesterva.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/videoVAUDEVILLE3.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 27, 2015, 06:56:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2015, 01:44:08 PM

Yeah... Reply 4,450

Post 4,451

OH WHATEVER! YOU WIN! ;D

(but you don't win the last post contest)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: birba on August 27, 2015, 07:20:39 PM

https://video-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xat1/v/t42.1790-2/11288926_813262382097063_1713522594_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjMwMCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=300&vabr=67&oh=d598b880805e7cf4971533b9dc828786&oe=55DF841B

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 27, 2015, 07:30:58 PM

Quote from: birba on August 27, 2015, 07:20:39 PM

https://video-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xat1/v/t42.1790-2/11288926_813262382097063_1713522594_n.mp4?efg=eyJybHIiOjMwMCwicmxhIjo1MTJ9&rl=300&vabr=67&oh=d598b880805e7cf4971533b9dc828786&oe=55DF841B

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. ha ha!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 28, 2015, 10:35:42 AM

Wait what?
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/bd7a161d141684387544899147_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2015, 11:10:03 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 27, 2015, 06:56:12 PM

OH WHATEVER! YOU WIN! ;D

(but you don't win the last post contest)

Excuse me??? Check that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 01:33:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2015, 11:10:03 AM

Excuse me??? Check that.

ok done

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2015, 01:39:12 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 01:33:27 PM

ok done

You're living in the past. Get with the times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 01:53:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2015, 01:39:12 PM

You're living in the past. Get with the times.

ok done

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2015, 03:12:10 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 01:53:35 PM

ok done

Took you long enough.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 03:44:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2015, 03:12:10 PM

Took you long enough.     ;D

Suddenly, a bison storms through, knocking out the current winner...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/T2T88eISbnCKc/giphy.gif)

(I'm that big bison who comes in and plows you over)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 28, 2015, 04:23:45 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 03:44:35 PM

Suddenly, a bison storms through, knocking out the current winner...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/T2T88eISbnCKc/giphy.gif)

(I'm that big bison who comes in and plows you over)

You do realize that the wolves will get him too?

I'm a wolf, btw...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 04:52:35 PM

Quote from: outin on August 28, 2015, 04:23:45 PM

I'm a wolf, btw...

Yes, I am leaving you all in the dust. The wolves have no chance at Godzilla buffalo. He's bookin it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2015, 12:38:15 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2015, 12:41:16 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 28, 2015, 03:44:35 PM

Suddenly, a bison storms through, knocking out the current winner...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/T2T88eISbnCKc/giphy.gif)

(I'm that big bison who comes in and plows you over)

Yeah... yeah. And I'm a hunter with a shotgun and dozens of bullets. You don't stand a chance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2015, 12:49:47 AM

(https://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Video%20Games/A/Aliens_vs_Predator_Xbox_360/ALIENS%20VS%20PREDATOR%20Xbox%20360%20(2).jpg)

It would be rude, but if someone did this during a concert in a quiet section...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: evryali on August 29, 2015, 01:25:46 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 29, 2015, 12:49:47 AM

(https://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/image-base/Video%20Games/A/Aliens_vs_Predator_Xbox_360/ALIENS%20VS%20PREDATOR%20Xbox%20360%20(2).jpg)

It would be rude, but if someone did this during a concert in a quiet section...

I would slowly stop playing grab the person who did that's phone and smash it, then go back to where I left off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2015, 10:56:46 AM

You wouldn't be able to find them though.  Everyone would hear the sound and look around.  No one would be completely sure it was a person doing that. 




(https://img-new.cgtrader.com/uploads/blog/wp/2013/07/Alien_Vs_Predator__Chess_by_Xidon_.jpg)

Predator:  And then everyone looks over and blames me.  I'm pretty sure it was that kid a few rows up or the guy in the balcony, but who they kick out of the concert?  Me, of course. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2015, 03:57:49 PM

I think we live in an amazing time when we can easily find and access pictures of the Predator and an Alien playing Chess and sipping wine.

Extraordinary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2015, 04:44:49 PM

I spent a lot of time looking for that.  Nearly 30 seconds.


Chess is a game of war....  I can't quite see either one of them being into chess though.  The predator is about sport.  The aliens just attack and reproduce.  Strategic planning, yes, but probably not for chess.


I imagine someday... For a thread like this, AI could handle it.  It's just associating idea, a general theme, find some pics.  I could see a computer doing that "intelligently" at some point, even better than a person with the way IBM Watson is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 29, 2015, 07:08:25 PM

I used to think foxes were smart.
 
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bGl8yMNLsU7ao/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2015, 11:07:26 PM

Does break my "no cat" treaty?  ::) :P

(https://i.imgur.com/Y5Gegw0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on August 29, 2015, 11:13:52 PM

Yes Bob, it does, and you should feel terrible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 30, 2015, 12:40:22 AM

(https://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bugs/sad-bug-smiley-emoticon.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2015, 02:33:23 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 29, 2015, 07:08:25 PM

I used to think foxes were smart.
 
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bGl8yMNLsU7ao/giphy.gif)

You should watch the entire documentary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 30, 2015, 04:07:34 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/1PHW7/that-s-just-impressive/image.png)


They can also floof, and run-run-run, run-run-run-run-run I've heard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2015, 04:20:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 30, 2015, 04:07:34 AM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/1PHW7/that-s-just-impressive/image.png)

They can also floof, and run-run-run, run-run-run-run-run I've heard.

Nah... THIS is floof:

(https://i.imgur.com/gx0AN39h.jpg)



(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 30, 2015, 05:08:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2015, 04:20:44 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/gx0AN39h.jpg)

my hamsters rock

(https://media.giphy.com/media/JdCz7YXOZAURq/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2015, 12:10:33 PM

Nah... bunnies are more cute.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 30, 2015, 01:29:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2015, 12:10:33 PM

Nah... bunnies are more cute.     ;D

But they all taste the same...

(https://worth1000.s3.amazonaws.com/submissions/410000/410310_11b9_1024x2000.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on August 30, 2015, 02:01:00 PM

Just eat 'im

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/olhaq1mvF8RYQ/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 30, 2015, 08:17:38 PM

(https://www.somegif.com/gifs/13613451651248535655.GIF)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 30, 2015, 11:02:33 PM

Let me hear your warrior cry!  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2015, 12:05:00 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on August 30, 2015, 02:01:00 PM

Just eat 'im

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/olhaq1mvF8RYQ/giphy.gif)

See - a dog is decent, a dog is kind. A dog wouldn't eat a bunny like that.

Cat's are w****rs.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 01, 2015, 02:16:01 PM

There are only 4 members online. That's depressing. Oh well, it means I win for a while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2015, 02:22:29 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/MCaNzIJ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2015, 12:14:20 PM

Aaaaaaaand, I'm back to liking owls again.

Awwwww.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2015, 11:09:02 PM

*Bob collects dust bunnies from old threads on the forum and creates a creature....*

(https://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/_Zsjbaa1rfDMiQc18rNIZA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3NfbGVnbztmaT1maWxsO2g9MTAyNDtpbD1wbGFuZTtweW9mZj0wO3E9NzU7dz03Mjg-/https://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/afp.com/Part-HKG-Hkg10206541-1-1-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 02, 2015, 11:14:02 PM

i win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2015, 11:32:38 PM

Je vous félicite pour une belle victoire.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 02, 2015, 11:36:15 PM

i win again

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2015, 12:07:01 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 02, 2015, 11:36:15 PM

i win again

Your triumph is short-lived.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 01:34:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2015, 12:07:01 PM

Your triumph is short-lived.

So was my defeat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2015, 02:19:36 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 01:34:11 PM

So was my defeat.

And yet, there are so many of them.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 02:24:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2015, 02:19:36 PM

And yet, there are so many of them.    ;D

And yet, I am the 4500TH REPLY!!!! PUTTING ME IN THE LEAD! ;D

Ahh starting a fresh page yet again. I did last time too. Ha ha, loosers!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2015, 03:09:57 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 02:24:53 PM

And yet, I am the 4500TH REPLY!!!! PUTTING ME IN THE LEAD! ;D

Ahh starting a fresh page yet again. I did last time too. Ha ha, loosers!!

Actually I prefer to let the young ones to do the work and then just sit back and enjoy winning  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 03:14:40 PM

Quote from: outin on September 03, 2015, 03:09:57 PM

Actually I prefer to let the young ones to do the work and then just sit back and enjoy winning  8)

You were saying?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2015, 03:24:43 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 03:14:40 PM

You were saying?

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/57419522.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 03:31:01 PM

Quote from: outin on September 03, 2015, 03:24:43 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/57419522.jpg)

Why does that cat have any extra paw-stump coming out of its belly?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2015, 04:57:00 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 03:31:01 PM

Why does that cat have any extra paw-stump coming out of its belly?

It's called winner's stump...Only losers don't have one!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 05:52:22 PM

Quote from: outin on September 03, 2015, 04:57:00 PM

It's called winner's stump...Only losers don't have one!

Well I'm just fine winning without a paw stump, thank you!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2015, 07:18:04 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 05:52:22 PM

Well I'm just fine winning without a paw stump, thank you!!

The delusions of youth...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 03, 2015, 07:52:09 PM

Quote from: outin on September 03, 2015, 07:18:04 PM

The delusions of youth...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/XweOsBl72PFcc/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 04, 2015, 12:28:15 AM

Meanwhile, the delusions of adulthood... broken....

(https://i.imgur.com/DDjznMJ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: dcstudio on September 04, 2015, 03:07:27 AM

that is creepy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 04, 2015, 04:07:12 PM

I wonder what happened to michael sayers lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 04, 2015, 08:24:48 PM

Shh.  It's like Beetlejuice....  ::)



Meanwhile....

(https://i.imgur.com/dGT4iqu.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2015, 05:39:38 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 04, 2015, 04:07:12 PM

I wonder what happened to michael sayers lol

Don't SAY THAT... His absence has been greatly appreciated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on September 06, 2015, 03:40:21 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 04, 2015, 04:07:12 PM

I wonder what happened to michael sayers lol

Seriously.
Not like the audition room needed more of his stupid playing..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2015, 06:08:27 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on September 06, 2015, 03:40:21 AM

Seriously.
Not like the audition room needed more of his stupid playing..

Almost as bad as SCP's. Man - thank goodness those days are gone.

Is it possible to petition to have MS's posts and threads deleted??? Just for the sake of cleanliness???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 06, 2015, 11:27:44 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/V6jlI38.jpg)


She's looking at you pp.  Haha. :P  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 07, 2015, 02:29:15 AM

(https://www.aktifmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/owls-being-cute-18.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2015, 11:39:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 06, 2015, 11:27:44 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/V6jlI38.jpg)


She's looking at you pp.  Haha. :P  ::)

Wow... so hot.

(https://hsto.org/getpro/habr/comment_images/f96/da5/720/f96da5720fbc64570d1e65584ac064d7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2015, 02:30:46 AM

(https://i1.wp.com/images.free-extras.com/pics/o/owls-150.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2015, 09:37:23 AM

I had kind of hoped you would have been able to see through my response as being satire, almost ironic given how much I hate cats... especially when it was immediately followed by THIS:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2015, 11:39:35 AM

(https://hsto.org/getpro/habr/comment_images/f96/da5/720/f96da5720fbc64570d1e65584ac064d7.jpg)

Please learn to read between the lines...

Also, I know those owls are trying to stare into my soul, but I don't have one.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2015, 11:50:46 PM

This is what I see.

(https://onedayinitaly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/italian-flag.jpg)

Il Tricolore.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2015, 02:19:48 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/bmQfPwx.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 09, 2015, 07:29:25 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN1nI_FW8AAwATG.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 10, 2015, 12:17:03 AM

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3334452.7263/sticker,375x360.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 10, 2015, 12:19:28 AM

yes

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 10, 2015, 12:31:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 10, 2015, 12:17:03 AM

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3334452.7263/sticker,375x360.png)

everytime

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 10, 2015, 03:30:45 AM

Oh great! We haven't had any cute bugs for some time now...

(https://www.richard-seaman.com/Insects/Vietnam/Highlights/WhiteNhaTrangBug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 10, 2015, 03:32:01 AM

CUTE bugs?!?!

*oxymoron detected*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 10, 2015, 03:45:10 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 10, 2015, 03:32:01 AM

CUTE bugs?!?!

Yes, the world is full of them :)

(https://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/macro-insects-hq-john-hallmen-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2015, 11:31:31 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 10, 2015, 03:32:01 AM

CUTE bugs?!?!

I don't know - he looks kind of friendly.    ;D

Quote from: visitor on September 09, 2015, 07:29:25 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN1nI_FW8AAwATG.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 10, 2015, 10:00:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2015, 11:31:31 AM

I don't know - he looks kind of friendly.    ;D

well, nothing could be cuter than these! (https://www.animalspot.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Star-Nosed-Mole-Images.jpg) (https://d8559fa83407ca590c9c-26c3b154822345d9dde0204930c49e9c.r68.cf1.rackcdn.com/2271496_d04caf20_m.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 10, 2015, 10:02:38 PM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 10, 2015, 10:00:21 PM

(https://www.animalspot.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Star-Nosed-Mole-Images.jpg)

Isn't that the animal that devours its food the fastest?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 10, 2015, 10:03:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2015, 05:39:38 AM

Don't SAY THAT... His absence has been greatly appreciated.

And when I leave, you guys are gonna be like *no more random chopin posts!

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 10, 2015, 10:02:38 PM

Isn't that the animal that devours its food the fastest?

its a star nosed mole. found it on wiki when i was bored

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on September 11, 2015, 01:48:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2015, 06:08:27 AM

Almost as bad as SCP's. Man - thank goodness those days are gone.

Sadly (or perhaps not so), I haven't the faintest idea about whom SCP is, neither the state of his recordings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 11, 2015, 02:01:23 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on September 11, 2015, 01:48:38 AM

Sadly (or perhaps not so), I haven't the faintest idea about whom SCP is, neither the state of his recordings.

and i hv only been here for like a month

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2015, 03:12:25 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 10, 2015, 10:00:21 PM

well, nothing could be cuter than these! (https://www.animalspot.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Star-Nosed-Mole-Images.jpg) (https://d8559fa83407ca590c9c-26c3b154822345d9dde0204930c49e9c.r68.cf1.rackcdn.com/2271496_d04caf20_m.jpeg)

I don't think those actually fit the definition of bugs...the other one is a mammal and the other one is a...fish?

Here are some real bugs for you:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DBUzo2iLrWM/maxresdefault.jpg)

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/502d2cede4b0ab396711e089/t/502d6ce584ae3ea0a82461ab/1345154277659/1FishSpider_1000.jpg)


BTW Isn't he soooo cute? :)

(https://i.imgur.com/IpunHXb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2015, 07:43:18 AM

Bugger that... I'd say kill the last several posts (and all their wretched animals included in the pictures) with:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/bsRSKZhTXgDXa/giphy.gif)



Ahhhh... toasty warm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2015, 09:17:08 AM

Yes! Roasted delicatessen :)

(https://www.thecambodiaherald.com/images/upload/cambodia/YjRjZTEwNDM0MjN/760_450/eating-insects.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 11, 2015, 10:36:00 AM

Oh look. The nopes are back. Ill be on my way.
(https://img.memecdn.com/nope-nope-nope-nope-nope_o_543426.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2015, 11:03:00 AM

Quote from: outin on September 11, 2015, 09:17:08 AM

Yes! Roasted delicatessen :)

(https://www.thecambodiaherald.com/images/upload/cambodia/YjRjZTEwNDM0MjN/760_450/eating-insects.jpg)

(https://www.raidz3ro.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/n/o/nope-nope-nope-t-shirt-thumbnail_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 11, 2015, 03:49:17 PM

Crunchy... Scrumptious...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Kz228FJIvvs/0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 11, 2015, 03:52:14 PM

^
(https://media.giphy.com/media/o8VXwSvuLXhM4/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2015, 12:31:35 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 11, 2015, 03:49:17 PM

Crunchy... Scrumptious...

(https://memeshappen.com/media/created/aww-hell-naw-meme-23569.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2015, 06:13:32 PM

I should not have scrolled up..... and I'm eating....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2015, 06:19:56 PM

(https://fedgeno.com/meme-generator/memes/1490.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 12, 2015, 07:02:51 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2015, 06:13:32 PM

I should not have scrolled up..... and I'm eating....

Lol sorry bob ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 13, 2015, 12:25:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2015, 06:19:56 PM

(https://fedgeno.com/meme-generator/memes/1490.png)

omg that sounds messed up

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 15, 2015, 11:54:30 PM

...  shhh....    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:07:18 AM

Still here and winning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 16, 2015, 12:14:57 AM

Quote from: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:07:18 AM

Still here and winning...

No you're not.

Why do I always start new pages? Lol

Hey that's post 700! YAY!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 16, 2015, 12:22:44 AM

Quote from: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:07:18 AM

Still here and winning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:36:39 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 16, 2015, 12:14:57 AM

No you're not.

I heard you! Haven't you been told not to talk back to your elders?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 16, 2015, 12:38:14 AM

Quote from: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:36:39 AM

I heard you! Haven't you been told not to talk back to your elders?

Why, I'm older than you, but I look 10x younger. That's sad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:57:18 AM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 16, 2015, 12:38:14 AM

Why, I'm older than you, but I look 10x younger. That's sad.

Are you sure it's not the other way round?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 16, 2015, 12:58:58 AM

Quote from: outin on September 16, 2015, 12:57:18 AM

Are you sure it's not the other way round?

Hahahahaha burned!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kypiano on September 16, 2015, 02:49:09 AM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 16, 2015, 12:38:14 AM

Why, I'm older than you, but I look 10x younger. That's sad.

You think too much

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2015, 09:59:46 AM

Could be a forum elder, based on how long you've been on the forum, not actual age.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2015, 11:15:23 AM

https://jatticus.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/terminator-back.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 16, 2015, 12:28:11 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 16, 2015, 09:59:46 AM

Could be a forum elder, based on how long you've been on the forum, not actual age.

lol immediately brings this image to mind for some reason ha\
(https://i.imgflip.com/r4q61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 16, 2015, 05:36:01 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 16, 2015, 12:28:11 PM

lol immediately brings this image to mind for some reason ha\
(https://i.imgflip.com/r4q61.jpg)

Why, it's Nathaniel Pepperidge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 16, 2015, 09:44:19 PM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 16, 2015, 12:38:14 AM

Why, I'm older than you, but I look 10x younger. That's sad.

how?

Quote from: visitor on September 16, 2015, 12:28:11 PM

lol immediately brings this image to mind for some reason ha\
(https://i.imgflip.com/r4q61.jpg)

i think of this

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2d/2dc1a795315052f7350015b1df746aaaf8e5dcd27f39d242eb6e61787cf14f5d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2015, 12:46:34 AM

(https://www.eliwhitney.org/sites/default/files/erector-set_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 17, 2015, 04:19:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 17, 2015, 12:46:34 AM

(https://www.eliwhitney.org/sites/default/files/erector-set_0.jpg)

it originally said healthy chicken recipes with balls. 50 ways to eat cock  ;D
 (https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71FFew1ejZL.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 17, 2015, 08:49:11 PM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 17, 2015, 04:19:26 AM

it originally said healthy chicken recipes with balls. 50 ways to eat cock  ;D
 (https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71FFew1ejZL.jpg)

EWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAQQQQQQQQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 17, 2015, 09:27:26 PM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 17, 2015, 08:49:11 PM

EWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAQQQQQQQQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

and i once saw a condom commercial on FOX

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2015, 12:31:29 AM

I only eat hens.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 12:53:07 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 17, 2015, 09:27:26 PM

and i once saw a condom commercial on FOX

#jeremydahmer

Please, the world does not need another one of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:16:02 AM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 12:53:07 AM

#jeremydahmer

Please, the world does not need another one of them.

um the world has like 1 millions rapists and serial killers, but don't worry, i won't become one. I'm not that messed up

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 01:17:11 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:16:02 AM

um the world has like 1 millions rapists and serial killers, but don't worry, i won't become one. I'm not that messed up

Yes, you are. You were thinking about eating someone's cocks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:24:07 AM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 01:17:11 AM

Yes, you are. You were thinking about eating someone's cocks.

dont prejudge. this is a image I've had with me since i was an innocent (yes i was innocent before) boy in third grade. some pervert sent it on gmail, and two years later I'm like *OHHHHHHHH i GET IT


and no, like i said, I'm straight.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 01:50:07 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:24:07 AM

dont prejudge. this is a image I've had with me since i was an innocent (yes i was innocent before) boy in third grade. some pervert sent it on gmail, and two years later I'm like *OHHHHHHHH i GET IT


and no, like i said, I'm straight.

Well, sorry, but we don't have cocks. It is an item exclusively found on men.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 18, 2015, 01:51:08 AM

Oh goodness shut up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:52:32 AM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 01:50:07 AM

Well, sorry, but we don't have cocks. It is an item exclusively found on men.

It's even more exclusive to find the cock in a woman's pussy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 01:53:28 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:52:32 AM

It's even more exclusive to find the cock in a woman's pussy

Eewwwwww didn't you say you were gonna STOP BEING PERVERT

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:54:01 AM

Quote from: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 01:53:28 AM

Eewwwwww didn't you say you were gonna STOP BEING PERVERT

what? you're being perverted too!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 18, 2015, 02:00:10 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 18, 2015, 01:54:01 AM

what? you're being perverted too!

#glennross

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2015, 10:09:38 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-act-nonchalant-3.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2015, 11:08:32 PM

And eat little pumpkins.  ::)

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kypiano on September 18, 2015, 11:13:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 18, 2015, 11:08:32 PM

And eat little pumpkins.  ::)

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Awwwww! So cute!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 19, 2015, 02:46:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2015, 10:09:38 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-act-nonchalant-3.png)

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dont-keep-calm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2015, 04:39:36 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on September 19, 2015, 02:46:14 AM

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dont-keep-calm.jpg)

You mean, like this???

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3rgXBF2ReXLuUpqPeg/giphy.gif)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on September 19, 2015, 03:02:44 PM

Quote from: kypiano on September 18, 2015, 11:13:24 PM

Awwwww! So cute!

#spam

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: tritone_player on September 20, 2015, 12:20:30 AM

I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 20, 2015, 12:28:22 AM

Quote from: tritone_player on September 20, 2015, 12:20:30 AM

I win.

You lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: tritone_player on September 20, 2015, 12:32:21 AM

50 years from now when nobody cares about this forum anymore, I will remember this thread and make the last post.

I will emerge victorious; it is only a matter of time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 20, 2015, 12:43:18 AM

Quote from: tritone_player on September 20, 2015, 12:32:21 AM

50 years from now when nobody cares about this forum anymore, I will remember this thread and make the last post.

I will emerge victorious; it is only a matter of time.

No, because it will come back to the top of the piano forum list and some passer-by will make a post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2015, 02:12:24 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on September 20, 2015, 12:43:18 AM

No, because it will come back to the top of the piano forum list and some passer-by will make a post.

That will be me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 20, 2015, 05:31:40 AM

I have decided to live forever just to win this thing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 20, 2015, 05:49:23 AM

Quote from: tritone_player on September 20, 2015, 12:32:21 AM

50 years from now when nobody cares about this forum anymore, I will remember this thread and make the last post.

I will emerge victorious; it is only a matter of time.

in 50 years, computers would be extinct. we'd have 30-inch apple watches strapped to our hand that we could fold away or whatever sh!t the future manages to make when I'm old

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 20, 2015, 12:56:18 PM

Quote from: outin on September 20, 2015, 05:31:40 AM

I have decided to live forever just to win this thing...

But then you couldn't glory over anybody because they would just post over you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2015, 01:48:49 PM

https://i.imgur.com/Z9taC9u.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 22, 2015, 10:44:10 AM

Reach for the win
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a8jeeb3_460s.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2015, 12:41:13 PM

Do I really need to bring back my delightful collection of dead cat pictures???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 22, 2015, 07:47:33 PM

(https://www.thakehamfurniture.co.uk/productimages/antique-piano-stool-3-L.jpg)

I win with olde-world elegance. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 22, 2015, 09:50:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2015, 12:41:13 PM

Do I really need to bring back my delightful collection of dead cat pictures???

if i said no, i think i would be someone else

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on September 24, 2015, 05:51:25 AM

how to hack:
- post a chain of horrible, inappropriate pictures under multiple alt accounts, then start an imaginary flame war between them
- create yet another alt account with convincing misspelling of OPs name
- when you see the moderator online, report to the moderator using that account, saying that the thread has gone way out of hand + isn't what PianoStreet stands for. Request to close the topic.
- while waiting for the moderator to close the topic, log back into your main account and post the final post
- you have won!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2015, 03:33:51 PM

I'd find a way to still win.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2015, 04:34:54 PM

Unless someone randomly posts before the thread is closed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 24, 2015, 06:44:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 24, 2015, 04:34:54 PM

Unless someone randomly posts before the thread is closed.

from what I think, that'll never happen

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2015, 12:25:12 AM

*Bob unleashes  ::) an elephant in the thread to trample everyone.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on September 25, 2015, 04:34:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2015, 12:25:12 AM

*Bob unleashes  ::) an elephant in the thread to trample everyone.*

@pencilart3 you didn't make a new page this time

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2015, 09:06:06 AM

To answer the subject line of said video... I think it would involve...

(https://contentinjection.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/super-strength-propper-pants.jpg)

and...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1256679636/crap-pile.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 25, 2015, 10:28:27 AM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1473134/puppy-stampede-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 26, 2015, 12:28:13 AM

Haha.  Here come the puppies.  The puppies think it's fudge.... And they probably don't care either way.  All the same to them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 28, 2015, 02:23:38 PM

soon...
(https://cdn2.designbyhumans.com/product/design/u186575/pr163638-2-2137290-190x285-b-p-061526.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on September 28, 2015, 07:39:41 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/0d4c39e0853f120856fcad6a42255e18/tumblr_meskqnJXFm1r8g8fbo1_250.gif)


Merry Christmas ya'll.   :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2015, 01:14:44 AM

Quote from: yewtree on September 28, 2015, 07:39:41 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/0d4c39e0853f120856fcad6a42255e18/tumblr_meskqnJXFm1r8g8fbo1_250.gif)


Merry Christmas ya'll.   :D

Und Sie....

1989.... Some of the actors are looking young in this now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2015, 01:48:10 PM

I think this represents my sanity at said point in time...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/zM3yKws8qrM64/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2015, 11:34:17 PM

(https://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/158369906/serenity_now_retro_mug.jpg?height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on September 30, 2015, 12:10:56 AM

how do I turn off notifications for a post?
I don't want to see any new replies to this post...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 30, 2015, 12:38:56 AM

Try the notification button.   :P




There's a row of tabs on the bottom and top.  Notify.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 30, 2015, 12:46:52 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on September 30, 2015, 12:10:56 AM

how do I turn off notifications for a post?
I don't want to see any new replies to this post...

And another one bites the dust... and another one's down and another one's down...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2015, 02:19:07 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on September 30, 2015, 12:10:56 AM

how do I turn off notifications for a post?
I don't want to see any new replies to this post...

Press this button
(https://www.ecologistnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Switching-off-devices-when-not-in-use.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on September 30, 2015, 05:26:05 AM

It's all over now,  Repent, the end is nigh!     :P



(https://www.quinnsquantumtechnologies.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/Sheeple_Pit.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on September 30, 2015, 05:41:40 AM

Quote from: yewtree on September 30, 2015, 05:26:05 AM

(https://www.quinnsquantumtechnologies.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/Sheeple_Pit.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/MfEXpoJPeoAec/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2015, 08:13:12 AM

Quote from: schumaniac on September 30, 2015, 12:10:56 AM

how do I turn off notifications for a post?
I don't want to see any new replies to this post...

You just want to assume that you're the winner, and don't want to see any notifications letting you know how you've lost???

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2015, 11:34:17 PM

(https://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/158369906/serenity_now_retro_mug.jpg?height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true)

(https://namawhatyogablog.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/serenity-now-544af7f25308d.gif)

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/serenity-now-insanity-later--3.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 30, 2015, 11:07:57 AM

(https://kramersapartment.com/wp-content/uploads/the-serenity-now-insanity-later-lloyd-braun.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on October 01, 2015, 04:24:28 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/aa/a8/3e/aaa83e9b3eee1bda157b1d8ab5b41698.jpg)


Yeah, been  there!     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on October 01, 2015, 05:39:00 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/50/c5/de50c52d52a3b716ee8795fc54b08de8.jpg)

I turned 16 a few hours ago!! yay I'm healthy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 01, 2015, 06:42:27 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on October 01, 2015, 05:39:00 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/50/c5/de50c52d52a3b716ee8795fc54b08de8.jpg)

I turned 16 a few hours ago!! yay I'm healthy

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/6d/6ddb9ab71ed5722b5f5733f0cbef0054d8059f42782f14a8d66989936edfabfc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 01, 2015, 06:44:18 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnK2ZXRzsVu1V7O/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on October 01, 2015, 08:01:05 PM

Quote from: outin on October 01, 2015, 06:42:27 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/6d/6ddb9ab71ed5722b5f5733f0cbef0054d8059f42782f14a8d66989936edfabfc.jpg)

Thanks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 01, 2015, 11:33:58 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56728506.jpg)

Which is a subtle way of calling them both losers....  :P


Except now I've called them something.... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2015, 12:11:34 AM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/Alrighty-Then.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2015, 01:45:12 AM

I see a similarity in the teeth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 02, 2015, 03:20:15 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on October 01, 2015, 08:01:05 PM

Thanks.

But happy birthday anyway :)

Do come back when you have managed to reach a more impressive figure...






Oh, wait, it will be too later because I have already won this!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2015, 06:40:43 AM

You will always place second compared to me.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 03, 2015, 05:41:25 PM

(https://mosereien.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/katze-schiff.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 03, 2015, 09:42:53 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/LZsDRtU.gif)

Owl eating garlic.  (Or not.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2015, 02:45:41 AM

Quote from: outin on October 02, 2015, 03:20:15 AM

Oh, wait, it will be too later because I have already won this!

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/10/1049d5929f6b1b6c81f7589e22c2c10b3106d91afc9685cd40196dc8deb89bb7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 04, 2015, 04:40:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2015, 02:45:41 AM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/10/1049d5929f6b1b6c81f7589e22c2c10b3106d91afc9685cd40196dc8deb89bb7.jpg)

Tell that to my stupid phone...He really needs to go back to school.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2015, 03:33:37 PM

*Bob considers an aggressive stare down to win the thread.*

https://www.fox19.com/story/30158100/12-year-old-boy-suspended-for-staring-at-girl?clienttype=generic
 ::)   I'm still never not surprised by the stupidity of these things.  Why not fire the school admin who does stuff like this?  "Sit down and knock it off... and you... Just ignore him."  Problem solved, lesson learned.  Instead the "staree" will grow up and become offended when someone "looked at her."  ::)


*Bob declines the stare down approach on this thread since it might mean making eye contact with other forum members.*   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on October 04, 2015, 04:07:03 PM

In the news.

(https://topwar.ru/uploads/images/2014/928/qrpb705.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2015, 12:26:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 04, 2015, 03:33:37 PM

https://www.fox19.com/story/30158100/12-year-old-boy-suspended-for-staring-at-girl?clienttype=generic

(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/281/752/0fb.jpg)

Makes me glad to live in Australia.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on October 05, 2015, 12:43:03 AM

(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2011/10/24/10/enhanced-buzz-29439-1319467356-33.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rubinsteinmad on October 05, 2015, 03:27:18 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on October 05, 2015, 12:43:03 AM

(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2011/10/24/10/enhanced-buzz-29439-1319467356-33.jpg)

loll

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2015, 02:20:32 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/7XV22.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2015, 03:55:05 AM

Why does it look like that kid is wearing eye-shadow???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 08, 2015, 08:19:56 AM

She is just very angry that someone is disturbing her colouring in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2015, 09:14:23 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 08, 2015, 08:19:56 AM

She is just very angry that someone is disturbing her colouring in.

Is that what you do with your free time lost... take pictures of kids???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 08, 2015, 01:18:14 PM

Yes then put them on my wall at home and pretend they are my family.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 08, 2015, 03:20:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2015, 09:14:23 AM

Is that what you do with your free time lost... take pictures of kids???    ;D

Please, can we just get back to animal photos instead of scary small humans...
Or I'll have to post some peepee style images of kids...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2015, 11:21:37 PM

Quote from: outin on October 08, 2015, 03:20:04 PM

Please, can we just get back to animal photos instead of scary small humans...

I prefer to think bigger...

(https://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEyLzEyLzA0L2MzL2lmeW91dHdlZXRpLmJkeC5qcGcKcAl0aHVtYgk5NTB4NTM0IwplCWpwZw/fdfdea98/0ec/if-you-tweet-it-the-universe-will-come-6289f27522.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 09, 2015, 10:21:21 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2015, 02:20:32 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/7XV22.jpg)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a8ef6380141721712403548099_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2015, 10:34:40 AM

Mmmm... time for me to get my:

(https://www.cpsc.gov/PageFiles/74339/10716.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on October 09, 2015, 07:38:15 PM

Pistol crossbow?
I've actually just ordered one..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2015, 11:14:12 PM

It will help me with the cats in this thread...   

(https://orig01.deviantart.net/22fc/f/2014/073/9/5/emotion_____evil_grin_by_mondspeer-d7a45y0.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 10, 2015, 04:32:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2015, 11:14:12 PM

It will help me with the cats in this thread...   

I thought I could google one to use to help me with the small monsters in this thread and now I have to bleach my eyes :o

Should have remebered that bow means something else as well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2015, 10:27:14 AM

Look at it again...

(https://orig01.deviantart.net/22fc/f/2014/073/9/5/emotion_____evil_grin_by_mondspeer-d7a45y0.png)

...as it stares deep into the middle of and melts your soul.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2015, 01:15:01 PM

So if you don't have a soul... Nothing to worry about, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2015, 02:14:59 PM

I'd just like to take this thread as an opportunity to announce my disgust about the new James Bond theme song...

It sucks...

Really... really... badly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2015, 11:27:04 PM

This it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2015, 02:42:32 AM

No... It's Sam Smith's 'Writing on the wall'...

I mean the instrumental music is pretty good, and the lyrics are... well, okay (maybe), but the falsetto voice is just pathetic and his mumbling makes it worse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on October 13, 2015, 07:28:01 PM

(https://fbgags.com/wp-content/uploads/bad-luck-brian-makes-first-prank-call.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2015, 11:56:13 PM

(https://richglare.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/liam-neesonmdfn.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on October 14, 2015, 12:51:08 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/e2KejBM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2015, 10:38:41 AM

Here.  I got the elevator for you guys.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2015, 11:31:24 AM

It's like one of the sound effects from some disturbing Japanese horror movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 14, 2015, 06:25:22 PM

about sums it up right.
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dogs-who-made-poor-life-choices-103__605.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2015, 11:30:45 AM

I thought you were only supposed to flush pets down the toilet after they die...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 17, 2015, 04:39:33 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/uRXVNSy.jpg)


Any individual's chance of "winning" this thread.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2015, 03:42:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 17, 2015, 04:39:33 PM

Any individual's chance of "winning" this thread.  ::)

(https://cassandrawashington.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/I-can-and-I-will.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 18, 2015, 11:55:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2015, 03:42:55 AM

(https://cassandrawashington.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/I-can-and-I-will.jpg)

...wear tights?  I'm seeing a lot of tights here.

https://icaniwill.se/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2015, 11:39:35 AM

Hey - you where whatever makes you comfortable.

You like the tights? Go for it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 19, 2015, 02:17:52 PM

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/The-Beautiful-Red-Foxes-of-Prince-Edward-Island__880.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 19, 2015, 06:04:38 PM

(https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32600000/Sherlock-Holmes-jeremy-brett-32699889-790-546.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2015, 01:09:19 PM

And back to owls...

(https://i.imgur.com/vajfFWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2015, 11:55:19 PM

(https://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cq1CoD4.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 21, 2015, 10:27:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 20, 2015, 11:55:19 PM

(https://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cq1CoD4.png)

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/9d3be1bcef7ec30f820e55f4c27db1a5/tumblr_n20zr0nK5z1r7yxrco1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2015, 12:34:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 20, 2015, 11:55:19 PM

(https://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cq1CoD4.png)

Where in the hell do you find these pictures Bob?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 21, 2015, 01:57:11 PM

and suddenly...GOAT!
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4492542/funny-goat-o.gif)

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Post by: emill on October 21, 2015, 02:57:27 PM

                                                    




                                                      b u m p

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 22, 2015, 10:11:44 AM

Just passing through. Excuse me....as you were
(https://i.imgur.com/TT2pXAv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2015, 01:09:16 PM

Quote from: emill on October 21, 2015, 02:57:27 PM

                                                   




                                                      b u m p

Quote from: emill on October 21, 2015, 02:57:27 PM

                                                   




                                                      Did you not think we'd see that? Thanks for playing though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 23, 2015, 10:30:28 AM

Excuse me. Move. Passing through! Ok guys lets get them. Dont let em get away!
(https://i.imgur.com/6rCQDr4.gif?gifm)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2015, 11:32:02 AM

Well, you haven't chased me off. I bring to you a reminder of how tenacious I am...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

I think Nilsjohan may be the only person who can truly win at this game - but I'LL BE DAMNED TO LOSE...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 24, 2015, 11:18:53 AM

Here's another picture of some... creature...  ::) running around.

(https://i.imgur.com/CvOluys.gif)

Oh, hello, perfect_pitch. :P


The circular running may mirror the circularness of posting on this thread.  Except we tend to post different things.  It's not exactly the same each time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2015, 02:21:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 24, 2015, 11:18:53 AM

The circular running may mirror the circularness of posting on this thread.  Except we tend to post different things.  It's not exactly the same each time.

Maybe... but when drawing a circle, it has to begin and end somewhere...

I will finish this thread.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 07:02:36 AM

I win! You all lose.

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Post by: outin on October 24, 2015, 03:09:13 PM

Just popped in to say hi!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on October 25, 2015, 02:41:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2015, 01:09:16 PM

Hi pp!
The old crowed here of 10 year olders seem to be getting old.
But this thread seems to just go on and on, sort of a never ending
story of sorts. I hope you can see this ... thanks too!.

emill

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2015, 11:18:13 AM

Quote

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 27, 2015, 12:45:29 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/A525nPd.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on October 27, 2015, 03:34:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2015, 11:18:13 AM

Quote

 

 ;D :D ;) :) ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 27, 2015, 10:13:48 AM

Albino owl is creepy.
.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2015, 10:37:16 AM

Quote from: emill on October 27, 2015, 03:34:34 AM

I totally agree.     ;D

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Post by: yewtree on October 28, 2015, 03:06:59 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/G5zxtfUGLSqFG/giphy.gif)


This is all I have to say about this thread!  

Shlubadubba , shlubadubba , phhhhthrruppp.  phhhhrruppp. blubbablubbaa!!


 ;D :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 28, 2015, 04:52:12 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/37/3a/c3373a299912584ca00ed11f39a1e1ee.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2015, 10:12:29 AM

I think President Putin IS the next bond villain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 30, 2015, 04:01:22 PM

I must go my people need me
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-top-24-3-word-spooky-stories-20__605.gif)

^mine too but first let me grab a snack
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-top-24-3-word-spooky-stories-23__605.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2015, 04:23:15 AM

We were doing to so well without the cats... why did you have to spoil it Visitor???

Although, I'm kind of curious how that effect was done in the first picture. Anyone have a longer gif/youtube video???

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3b/a2/51/3ba25117abadef2ccb8114e21adc74cd.jpg)

In the meantime - batman seems to have really let himself go.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 31, 2015, 05:30:17 PM

Not a cat.  ::)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/Striped_Skunk_not_a_cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 02, 2015, 04:10:49 AM

Also not a cat.   ...and I'm still winning.

(https://i.imgur.com/j8tCIgi.gif)

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Post by: outin on November 02, 2015, 05:02:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2015, 04:23:15 AM

Although, I'm kind of curious how that effect was done in the first picture. Anyone have a longer gif/youtube video???

Do you really want to know? There are plenty of other similar works of art from the same source...should I start posting?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2015, 11:38:17 AM

Quote from: outin on November 02, 2015, 05:02:50 AM

Do you really want to know? There are plenty of other similar works of art from the same source...should I start posting?  ;D

No... that's not necessary - but thanks for the offer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2015, 12:22:22 AM

How dare you!  I posted the whole set years ago.  ::) 

It's hover cat.  Come on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 03, 2015, 01:16:03 AM

Do not fear.  Reinforcements have arrived
(https://alef.net/ALEFAnimatedGifs/Animals-CatsMoving/HoveringCats.Gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2015, 12:19:58 PM

Are you kidding me... If I had a needle, I'd pop those bloody things.    ;D

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_GCixWcB6ng/U9LcZmxNWsI/AAAAAAAAK2A/3MxEHkvWvUc/s1600/burns.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 03, 2015, 04:36:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2015, 12:19:58 PM

Are you kidding me... If I had a needle, I'd pop those bloody things.    ;D

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Deal-with-it-cat-gifs.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2015, 02:12:06 AM

Those are some serious-looking hover cats.  Haha.


(https://www.snellvalleyranch.com/images/beef-cattle.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 04, 2015, 03:24:37 AM

(https://wallpaperscraft.com/image/barn_funny_cow_kitten_1286_3840x2160.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2015, 10:56:55 AM

Talking of exploding cats...

(https://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00859/Cat_859007b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2015, 01:36:43 AM

What's in the box perfect_pitch?  Where are the legs?  What's the box?  What did you do?

(Be warned.  Cat gif here.)
https://i.imgur.com/wE8qzVO.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2015, 02:00:58 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/lbUbP2t.gif)

I won...?   ...Again?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2015, 03:54:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 07, 2015, 02:00:58 AM

I won...?   ...Again?

The sucky thing is that you have lost... again.

And yes, you could point out in your next post that I have lost also, but considering how stubborn I am - I will eventually win this thread, and your losing will forever be etched in stone on this forum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 07, 2015, 03:56:46 AM

Hey perfect pitch you just lost.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2015, 04:11:12 AM

(https://img03.deviantart.net/bc9b/i/2014/087/4/e/surprised_fish_by_ratchetgamerlover1-d6e6azv.jpg)

That would really funny.... If that's pencilart3 and perfect_pitch's expression when Nils closes this thread, leaving this the very last post.


*Bob hopes he didn't include a typo.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 07, 2015, 04:27:44 AM

Nope, I got one in... OK Nils, go ahead!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 07, 2015, 06:01:52 AM

Nils is busy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2015, 06:29:59 AM

Anytime now.... Anytime... Nils is in Sweden so he's probably waking up about... right... now...

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Post by: goldentone on November 07, 2015, 07:05:44 PM

(https://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/wnpr/files/201510/Traugers-farm-bucks-county-large.jpg)

They lived in a stony cottage
Harvesting pumpkins all the day,
She baking from years' unrottage,
He lantering their shells away.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2015, 02:41:40 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on November 07, 2015, 04:27:44 AM

Nope, I got one in... OK Nils, go ahead!

Yeah Nils... go ahead.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 08, 2015, 04:41:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2015, 02:41:40 AM

Yeah Nils... go ahead.     ;D

yup

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2015, 11:10:40 AM

He's still busy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2015, 11:42:19 AM

Well... I'll just continue to post and win this thread while Nils has more important things to deal with.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2015, 12:42:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2015, 11:42:19 AM

Well... I'll just continue to post and win this thread while Nils has more important things to deal with.

And I will just keep him busy until I feel it's the right time for

(https://www.bigbangcentral.com/images/top_pic_end_page.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: schumaniac on November 08, 2015, 08:45:30 PM

aww yeah every single "last post" on a topic is mine B)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2015, 09:57:58 PM

If this were a photon... There would be no time, so there would be no winner.  Everything would be now/instant.  No beginning or end.






Except it's not a photon.  It's a thread.

(https://cartasa1985.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gandalf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2015, 11:36:38 AM

A thread has to have a beginning... which it has...

and an end - which I will.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2015, 11:55:39 PM

Maybe there was no beginning.  Maybe... dinosaurtales?  (I'm not going back to look)... just picked up on the thread but it had already started and was going for some time.  If there's no beginning, maybe there's no end.  Maybe it's a circle.

Maybe dinosaurtales inbox is getting blown up with email alerts about new posts on here.


What I came in to post -- If someone makes a bot, that could always post right after someone else posts.  That would have a good chance at winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2015, 11:56:30 PM

Lostinwonder.... That's who started this thread.
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=4240

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2015, 01:48:29 AM

*shifts uncomfortably

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on November 11, 2015, 06:04:30 PM

But its fun in here when you get bored!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2015, 11:49:35 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2015, 01:48:29 AM

*shifts uncomfortably

*Reads that wrong the first time around.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 12, 2015, 04:53:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 11, 2015, 11:49:35 PM

*Reads that wrong the first time around.*

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2015, 11:41:30 AM

I'm bored...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2015, 12:15:00 AM

Hi Bored!  I'm Bob!


Never said that before....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2015, 05:41:56 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/yeZjDuy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2015, 10:06:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2015, 12:15:00 AM

Hi Bored!  I'm Bob!

Hi Bob... I'm sick.    :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2015, 12:03:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2015, 10:06:30 AM

Hi Bob... I'm sick.    :P

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/surprised_eleventh_doctor.gif)

*Bob backs away slowly and then updates this anti-virus software.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2015, 04:40:55 AM

Completely Vinnink.

(https://www.nevilley.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/trumpet/lastpost.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2015, 04:47:22 AM

(https://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/45/burnsbestpost.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2015, 04:58:16 AM

Tasty.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1e/bb/8b/1ebb8bad6bdf31166563118128aa58f2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2015, 07:57:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2015, 04:58:16 AM

Tasty.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1e/bb/8b/1ebb8bad6bdf31166563118128aa58f2.jpg)

(https://images.sodahead.com/polls/002707739/3127862076_comic_book_guy_worst_post_ever_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2015, 04:19:28 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/k2cVIdr.gif)


*Bob re-enters the thread.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on November 16, 2015, 05:27:12 AM

a mvj;,vdbqomuaimluupvdb,qopimiuwpbdeb\



That's what it looks like when I play piano on my keyboard

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2015, 11:53:09 AM

Man... that Giraffe looks so uncoordinated.

It's like seeing a flamingo wearing roller skates.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2015, 01:57:21 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/PDnmo7g.gif)


Think you're winning?   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2015, 10:49:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 17, 2015, 01:57:21 AM

Think you're winning?   ::)

Oh... I know I'm winning. I just like to meddle with you and give you false hope about possibly winning this thread otherwise it would get very boring in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 17, 2015, 11:03:26 AM

*suddenly visitor opens the door and ruins someone's win
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kslweQDetwmk/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2015, 01:39:51 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DmMPP3iYEvA/VBrl5KXm3GI/AAAAAAAAARk/OyPQMVM5KSo/s1600/shutthefrontdoor500.png)

There... the door is shut, and I'm back to winning.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2015, 12:47:44 AM

The door thing is fake.  Jimmy Kimmel I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2015, 11:51:39 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/B0seN.gif)

After seeing this, I believe you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on November 19, 2015, 03:20:42 PM

(https://static1.techinsider.io/image/5629164cbd86ef185c8b8d76-1200-1111/ti_graphics_what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-die.png)



https://www.techinsider.io/how-human-bodies-decay-2015-10?utm_content=bufferbe3ee&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer-ti

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2015, 11:58:55 PM

(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/C.wq4.tJsyYmHoBqzfYRCw--/Zmk9ZmlsbDtweW9mZj0wO3c9OTU2O2g9NTM4O3NtPTE7YXBwaWQ9eXRhY2h5b24-/https://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_1350_09_Debbie_Downer.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2015, 09:34:09 AM

Quote from: yewtree on November 19, 2015, 03:20:42 PM

(https://static1.techinsider.io/image/5629164cbd86ef185c8b8d76-1200-1111/ti_graphics_what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-die.png)

Well... Step 14 after you die will be that I post again in this thread to commemorate the loss of a member.

I'll still win though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on November 20, 2015, 10:19:43 AM

Well a few members have been dropping off lately,   then it will be a clean sweep for me being the winner!   Yea,  hee, hee, hee.


(https://www.scottisharts.org.uk/resources/artforms/drama/case-studies/plutot1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 20, 2015, 01:32:14 PM

1 2 3 PANCAKE!
(https://girlgeniusadventures.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/180px-flapcat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2015, 12:10:11 AM

Pancakes are tomorrow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2015, 12:51:18 AM

And I will have pancakes tomorrow... as it's Pancake day tomorrow.

Today was Oatmeal day.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2015, 02:48:02 PM

Pancakes... Too much work for today.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2015, 01:28:25 AM

4 5 6 paaaan CAKE!
(https://images.lotuselan.net/lel/3080/0/Spencer%20the%20Guinea%20Pig%20with%20a%20Pancake%20on%20its%20Head.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2015, 02:03:47 AM

I'm thinking eggs.  Maybe eggs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2015, 02:10:11 AM

Ah.  This will scare everyone away.  (Grammar included.  ::) )


(https://i.imgur.com/7onrHJB.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2015, 02:14:47 AM

I've already paid mine off... you don't scare me!!!

(https://orig01.deviantart.net/22fc/f/2014/073/9/5/emotion_____evil_grin_by_mondspeer-d7a45y0.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2015, 01:56:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2015, 02:14:47 AM

I've already paid mine off... you don't scare me!!!

(https://orig01.deviantart.net/22fc/f/2014/073/9/5/emotion_____evil_grin_by_mondspeer-d7a45y0.png)

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11/113387/2580543-confused_meme.jpg)


Huh?  ??????? This implies you're not in music.

Who was my time travelling counterpart?  Jmenz I think... I was wondering if this was some college payment scheme from decades ago when it was actually possible to pay for college while you were in college.

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Post by: Bob on November 24, 2015, 01:57:10 AM

Can you pay mine off too?  I'll... give you music lessons or clean up your music studio on a weekly basis.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on November 24, 2015, 02:05:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 24, 2015, 01:57:10 AM

Can you pay mine off too?  I'll... give you music lessons or clean up your music studio on a weekly basis.

I don't know about PP (or how the hell he payed off his student loans, seeing as he seems quite young), but anyone who comes near my scores and tries to reorganize them for me is getting a steel toe somewhere they don't want it!


...Just kidding. My parents work hard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 24, 2015, 02:15:17 AM

What's the difference between a large pizza and a professional pianist?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2015, 02:33:58 AM

*Bob continues to wait for the student loan bubble to burst.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on November 24, 2015, 02:52:34 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on November 24, 2015, 02:15:17 AM

What's the difference between a large pizza and a professional pianist?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Since we're doing jokes,
https://euge.ca/2014/08/30/chopins-bolero/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 24, 2015, 03:31:21 AM

Haha, good ole' hideous bolero ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on November 24, 2015, 03:39:17 AM

Chopin's, though. Not Ravel's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 24, 2015, 06:51:32 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on November 24, 2015, 02:05:01 AM

I don't know about PP (or how the hell he payed off his student loans, seeing as he seems quite young)

We come from the best country in the world (Australia) where it still isn't insane expensive to get higher education. Though unfortunately it's getting more expensive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2015, 01:13:55 PM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on November 24, 2015, 02:05:01 AM

I don't know about PP (or how the hell he payed off his student loans, seeing as he seems quite young), but anyone who comes near my scores and tries to reorganize them for me is getting a steel toe somewhere they don't want it!

I'm 31... it took me 8 years to pay off my University fees... plus whilst I was doing that, I bought a grand piano, a car and saved up a 10% deposit for a home.

I WORKED FOR IT!!! How else do you think I paid off my loan, ya lazy bum...    ;D

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's capable of making a full time career and good pay from teaching piano???

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 24, 2015, 06:51:32 AM

We come from the best country in the world (Australia) where it still isn't insane expensive to get higher education. Though unfortunately it's getting more expensive.

Yeah, I sometimes wonder if I'm the last of the best generations, where it's possible to pay off your University loans, and pay for a house while you're still alive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2015, 02:27:54 AM

I don't even think my teachers had paid off their loans.  That was one reason one of them said they had to increase fees.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2015, 03:59:44 AM

Don't click this link perfect_pitch.

&feature=youtu.be

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 25, 2015, 04:14:12 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 24, 2015, 06:51:32 AM

We come from the best country in the world (Australia) where it still isn't insane expensive to get higher education. Though unfortunately it's getting more expensive.

Wait, you actually have to PAY for higher education?!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on November 25, 2015, 04:41:27 AM

bumpity - bumpity - bump

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 25, 2015, 11:51:37 AM

Suddenly, a wild pancake!
(https://agooddaytodye.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/pancake-monster.jpg?w=1248)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2015, 12:14:54 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 25, 2015, 03:59:44 AM

Don't click this link perfect_pitch.

&feature=youtu.be

I hate that you almost compelled me to click the link...

And when I did, all I saw was a video of 5 woman who have absolutely NO JOB QUALIFICATIONS other than unlocking wire doors and shaking bits of tinsely crap around, wasting their life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 25, 2015, 04:00:29 PM

Did it ever occur to you guys that Thal and Alistair alone have made nearly 4% of all the posts ever made on this forum?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on November 25, 2015, 11:23:19 PM

Quote from: outin on November 25, 2015, 04:14:12 AM

Wait, you actually have to PAY for higher education?!

Yup, but it's highest in the US. Most people hear free college and go "NO THAT'S DIRTY DIRTY SOCIALISM, WE'RE MURICA AND CAPITALISTS!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2015, 12:14:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2015, 12:14:54 PM

I hate that you almost compelled me to click the link...

And when I did, all I saw was a video of 5 woman who have absolutely NO JOB QUALIFICATIONS other than unlocking wire doors and shaking bits of tinsely crap around, wasting their life.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost clicked on that link.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 26, 2015, 05:14:09 AM

Quote from: chopinlover01 on November 25, 2015, 11:23:19 PM

Yup, but it's highest in the US. Most people hear free college and go "NO THAT'S DIRTY DIRTY SOCIALISM, WE'RE MURICA AND CAPITALISTS!"

According to OECD the fees are not the highest in US but England and Japan.

It's just good to be from a "socialist" country I guess ;)

Must say though that higher education has suffered a bit of an inflation in the recent decades, but it's not because it's free, but because at some point it was decided that about 65% should get a higher degree (bachelors, masters or doctorate). And at the same time there simply weren't enough jobs that actually require high education, partly because the public sector has been constantly downsized. So now we have a fair amount of highly educated people who cannot find a job or work in something that could have been achieved with a lot less schooling. And at the same time employers in some fields have trouble finding people with good practical skills.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2015, 10:00:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 26, 2015, 12:14:03 AM

You will always remember this as the day that you almost clicked on that link.

I'll remember it as the day I truly appreciated my job, knowing that it could be a LOT WORSE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on November 28, 2015, 11:12:34 AM

Hey....go away!!   This is private!!



(https://media.giphy.com/media/m9sExze0NFyE0/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2015, 01:15:00 AM

Personally, I like these chickens better.

(https://theanimalglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/Cooked-Whole-Chicken-2.jpg)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Damn... for a minute, I thought I had found a video of Lord Voldemort playing the piano...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/STsUTDsmtUi7S/giphy.gif)

Shame. I guess Google doesn't have everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2015, 11:38:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2015, 10:00:16 AM

I'll remember it as the day I truly appreciated my job, knowing that it could be a LOT WORSE!!!

This may finally explain what drives me to move to the mythical Australia-land and complete my transformation to jmenz (odd that he disappeared during this time) -- Student loans, price of health insurance... and then add over-priced/under-powered internet service here... Plus, they've got Hobbits (close enough)....  *Bob ponders taking out a giant loan before skipping the country to avoid paying it off.*  Haha... That almost sounds like the new American way, unfortunately.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2015, 06:46:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 30, 2015, 11:38:51 AM

This may finally explain what drives me to move to the mythical Australia-land and complete my transformation to jmenz

MYTHICAL??? What do you mean by that? You think I'm sitting on rainbows, clouds and unicorns here??? You Americans need to realise there's more countries in the world other than America      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2015, 12:40:51 PM

A giant island that's also a continent?  Come on.  That's a little farfetched, isn't it?  Poisonous ducks who are also mammals?  Hobbits and wizards? 

Some copyright pirate "goes away to New Zealand" or somewhere, never seen again?  I see what's going on there.  Ditto with prisoners long ago.  "Uh, sure... They're not here... because they were all sent to... Australia, yeah...." 

They didn't even invest much thought in the name.  Just pick a country off to the side and change the ending a bit.  Could have been Germania or Turkeyland.

A quick Google search will reveal the truth.  "Australia doesn't exist" gives lots of hits.  I didn't actually look at them, but there are a lot of hits.

I haven't seen Australia so it must not exist.  Kangaroos are probably some weird genetic experiment.  Imagine the effort put in for that though just to get people to believe a continent exists. 

And then they needed to get a bunch of people to say they're from there and insist it exists.  There must be some kind of payment scheme.... Health care, free college... Making more sense now, right?  I bet they're international students frequently too.  It's hard to go to college at a place that doesn't exist.

There's plenty of open spaces on the map in the southern hemisphere.... *Bob considers making a Bobland continent.*   Imagine the coordination that must have happened long ago for everyone to buy into this Austria-land idea. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 02, 2015, 01:00:18 AM

https://i.imgur.com/g1GTW3v.mp4


Dang.... No way to post that here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2015, 08:57:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2015, 12:40:51 PM

A giant island that's also a continent?  Come on.  That's a little farfetched, isn't it?  Poisonous ducks who are also mammals?  Hobbits and wizards? 

Some copyright pirate "goes away to New Zealand" or somewhere, never seen again?  I see what's going on there.  Ditto with prisoners long ago.  "Uh, sure... They're not here... because they were all sent to... Australia, yeah...." 

They didn't even invest much thought in the name.  Just pick a country off to the side and change the ending a bit.  Could have been Germania or Turkeyland.

A quick Google search will reveal the truth.  "Australia doesn't exist" gives lots of hits.  I didn't actually look at them, but there are a lot of hits.

I haven't seen Australia so it must not exist.  Kangaroos are probably some weird genetic experiment.  Imagine the effort put in for that though just to get people to believe a continent exists. 

And then they needed to get a bunch of people to say they're from there and insist it exists.  There must be some kind of payment scheme.... Health care, free college... Making more sense now, right?  I bet they're international students frequently too.  It's hard to go to college at a place that doesn't exist.

There's plenty of open spaces on the map in the southern hemisphere.... *Bob considers making a Bobland continent.*   Imagine the coordination that must have happened long ago for everyone to buy into this Austria-land idea. 

You CLEARLY put a lot of thought into this answer... so I award you points for being creative. Have a cookie:

(https://edge.alluremedia.com.au/m/k/2012/03/cookie.jpg)



PSSSST... It's laced with LCD and meth.

I'm going to let you linger in your own fantasies a little longer without bursting your bubble.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2015, 12:20:07 AM

Supposedly j_menz is my future self.  I find it odd now that he disappeared, but now I'm thinking... Maybe there's a future version of j_menz on here now, and that's what happened.  *Bob ponders if Bob could be the future j_menz.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 03, 2015, 05:35:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 03, 2015, 12:20:07 AM

Supposedly j_menz is my future self.  I find it odd now that he disappeared, but now I'm thinking... Maybe there's a future version of j_menz on here now, and that's what happened.  *Bob ponders if Bob could be the future j_menz.*

Have you considered that you will cease to exist tomorrow or maybe the day after, so effectively wiping out your future self as well?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 03, 2015, 11:15:28 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/714e68c8141682663555631617_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2015, 01:38:14 PM

I think it's amusing to think that now Google has proof that you typed in the words 'naked man running and flailing his arms around' into its search engine.

Google OWNS you now, pregnant dog!      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on December 04, 2015, 07:03:49 PM

(https://legacyhunting.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/tj14.jpg)

Thomas Jefferson stops by to give his words of wisdom to those gathered outside Monticello.  His last words:  "I must give farewell for now and return unto my wife who needs my rich wisdom."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2015, 12:30:31 AM

(https://f.tqn.com/y/urbanlegends/1/S/E/D/1/lincoln-quote.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on December 05, 2015, 12:36:27 AM

That has always been one of my favorites haha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2015, 09:27:26 AM

What about this one...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lbup_X_jZ4M/T0d34Ck0tNI/AAAAAAAABmA/dI3dF2nZsgQ/s1600/Funny_Quotes_and_Sayings_Funny_Quotes_Sayings_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2015, 01:48:41 PM

(https://53dde335a2dce2ca942c-498c68ea2e9d4fdb160dd89f86b552f2.ssl.cf3.rackcdn.com/v1/large/9781/4088/9781408865514.jpg)


That should keep people off the thread, busy either reading or recovering from sore abs from laughing too hard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 06, 2015, 02:36:55 PM

This one is for peepee:

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/3a/5a/093a5aa98600abea6ed7f583103acfb0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2015, 10:46:58 AM

I must retaliate with another cat picture...

(https://2zod.com/news/Free_Cat.jpg)





 ;D   I'm a mean son of a b!tch, amn't I?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 07, 2015, 02:42:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2015, 10:46:58 AM

I must retaliate with another cat picture...

(https://2zod.com/news/Free_Cat.jpg)





 ;D   I'm a mean son of a b!tch, amn't I?    ;D

Sure you are my dear  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2015, 08:17:46 AM

THAT SUCKS... It loaded the picture straight after I posted it...

BASTARDS!!!

Shame I don't live in Vietnam... they know what to do with cats...

(https://vietnampets.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/catmeat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2015, 03:22:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2015, 08:17:46 AM

Shame I don't live in Vietnam... they know what to do with cats...

Other things have been roasted in Vietnam you know...

(https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/posts/2014/08/corpse/61bde04cf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on December 08, 2015, 06:31:06 PM

Thanks for the info.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2015, 12:17:12 PM

(Yuck...)


And then a rogue wave appeared....

(https://i.imgur.com/IiE1ZWq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on December 12, 2015, 07:08:44 AM

(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12347819_10153765755508764_6846001045557733919_n.jpg?oh=59510a438dda2573ac50a23997193308&oe=5719BBDF)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2015, 02:31:25 AM

There may be a clue here about how to win this thread....

(https://i.imgur.com/qqpQzSQ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2015, 04:15:57 AM

^No, you got it all wrong...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/03/f2/a5/03f2a5dcd6db578b8251e0a6523f1160.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 15, 2015, 10:07:36 PM

I win, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 16, 2015, 12:34:53 AM

(https://images.viralnova.com/000/021/208/174.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 16, 2015, 04:43:21 AM

(https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Cat-Walking-Around-Inside-a-Hat.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2015, 12:56:45 AM

This should keep everyone away.  :P


(https://thevegetarianginger.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/dsc1346.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2015, 04:09:33 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5L9fljHDg5Q/S7EczCRJd4I/AAAAAAAAACY/iTWjGaqgK7c/s1600/i_love_onions_heart_t_shirt-p235045943084028164ukpf_210.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 17, 2015, 05:26:00 AM

im not losing this one  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2015, 11:57:33 PM

I think if enough other threads got new posts, this one would fall to the second page and be forgotten.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 18, 2015, 05:35:28 AM

go to **** bob!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 18, 2015, 12:50:23 PM

I'm in purgatory, limbo.

*Bob considers limo'ing.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 23, 2015, 12:02:51 PM

Thought I would wing it for a win. Turns out drumsticking works too
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/282bb3c9142673282954235561_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2015, 11:15:12 PM

*Bob looks up purgatory.*  Well... There aren't enough naked people around, so this can't be purgatory, at least according to art.

Also appears to be some sort of ski resort. 

*Bob thinks he must have gotten a crappy kind of purgatory, if there was a better option available.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 24, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

IM NOT GOING TO LOSE THIS ONE  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2015, 01:05:13 AM

Ok.  We get it.  Go do something else now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 24, 2015, 10:51:29 PM

I don't want to, i want to win :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2015, 07:23:00 PM

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6jAvaIKkqwC8Ia8Rfy (https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6jAvaIKkqwC8Ia8Rfy)

(Doesn't work in IE.  Works in Firefox.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 30, 2015, 12:13:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 29, 2015, 07:23:00 PM

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6jAvaIKkqwC8Ia8Rfy (https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/K6jAvaIKkqwC8Ia8Rfy)

(Doesn't work in IE.  Works in Firefox.)

hahaha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2015, 12:31:14 AM

No sign of perfectpitch lately....

*Bob deems it safe and hauls out ver 1.0 of the cat death star...*  ::)


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/3e/4e/7c/3e4e7c7c240616ea8996b70003ce500e.jpg)


Not sure wicker is air tight in the vacuum of space, but it's close enough.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 30, 2015, 01:43:23 PM

I want to congratulate each and everyone on of you in here, you've finally made it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2015, 02:33:48 PM

*Bob does a slow clap.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2015, 07:34:46 PM

This will keep everyone out of the thread.

*Bob opens the cage door....*


(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/84876535.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 30, 2015, 08:18:08 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 30, 2015, 07:34:46 PM

This will keep everyone out of the thread.

*Bob opens the cage door....*


(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/84876535.jpg)

**Suddenly a wild judgmental human faced cat appears
(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/200/87/87200/1451433939-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on December 31, 2015, 12:56:39 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 30, 2015, 08:18:08 PM

**Suddenly a wild judgmental human faced cat appears
(https://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/200/87/87200/1451433939-0.jpg)

Looks exactly like my *** cat, how??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2015, 03:42:50 AM

This is what happens when the apex predator is away (perfectpitch).


They're multiplying....

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgK7Sp9IYAAIxKl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 31, 2015, 04:06:57 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_HVKPX8SqFs/VoRzIqjUqUI/AAAAAAAA50Y/9mgbnkJoQo4/s1600/1reaction.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2015, 05:07:10 PM

(https://www.adweek.com/files/imagecache/node-blog/blogs/run_with_cats.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2015, 05:11:12 PM

Got him.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rHLLDOyZepY/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 01, 2016, 06:48:37 AM

What happened here?!

Anyway, I am still around so just forget about winning.

Mine are ready to bite anyone who gets in my way...
(https://www.angelfire.com/hi2/central238/images/growl1.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2016, 12:19:13 PM

Must have stayed up too late last night.  They're all yawning now. ::)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ia8rqW0Jzoc/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2016, 12:45:35 PM

I may have been away for a month, but I still win the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2016, 04:05:40 AM

Oh, yeah?  Bring it!  >:(


*Bob demonstrates his most aggressive move yet.*


(https://i.imgur.com/Em1bi8a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 06, 2016, 08:57:59 AM

 Aww lovely,  he/she is blowing bubbles out of his/her nose!   

Is that your dog, Bob?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 06, 2016, 09:08:36 AM

(https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-07-2015/beuVcu.gif)


Hey look, that's  Carl Sagan!
 What on earth is he trying to prove by blowing bubbles?

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2016, 11:51:06 AM

Quote from: yewtree on January 06, 2016, 08:57:59 AM

Aww lovely,  he/she is blowing bubbles out of his/her nose!   

Is that your dog, Bob?

Nope.  Reddit.  Apparently it's a dog thing.  Some dogs do that.  Looks funny and depends how you interpret the dog's look.  He's probably actually trying to please the owner I would think. 



Now for something a little scarier....

(https://i.imgur.com/g1TNNs7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 13, 2016, 10:48:53 PM

(https://www.halloweencostumeideas.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Airline-Pilot-Cat-Costume.png)

Complementary grapes and cheese by the Captain's quarters.  Dinner is at 8:00.
Enjoy your voyage.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2016, 12:50:46 AM

How can he possibly navigate - he doesn't even have thumbs!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2016, 03:16:16 AM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cat+wit+thumbs+green+i+hope_e7d1d4_5060333.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2016, 04:10:20 AM

(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/d816ed_6ec795f1f3fe47c18b330b3bd650cd4b.jpg/v1/fit/w_651,h_871,q_90,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/d816ed_6ec795f1f3fe47c18b330b3bd650cd4b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2016, 10:31:53 AM

I've seen that owl in nature before when I went down south.....those magic mushrooms might have helped.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2016, 10:54:36 PM

Always trying to prove me wrong Bob...

You're doing a bloody job doing so as well...     >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 15, 2016, 02:19:27 AM

I though real cat toes at first, but I think those might be second paws growing out.  I didn't look any more than that.  So technically, no toes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2016, 04:38:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 15, 2016, 02:19:27 AM

I though real cat toes at first, but I think those might be second paws growing out.  I didn't look any more than that.  So technically, no toes.

Nope,they are real toes. One of mine had extra toes. Since he had proper thumbs, I taught him how to hold a pen...after learning to write, there's nothing stopping the cats to take over the rest of the world! (As they already took over the internet...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 15, 2016, 12:53:25 PM

I imagine that would help out a lot for cross unders on scales.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2016, 11:38:53 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 15, 2016, 12:53:25 PM

I imagine that would help out a lot for cross unders on scales.

Yeah, but their stretch is abysmal.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 16, 2016, 10:18:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2016, 11:38:53 PM

Yeah, but their stretch is abysmal.    ;D

In fact I have given a few piano lessons to both cats and dogs recently (the owners find that very entertaining). The limited span and lack of finger independence really does present a problem for both. But cats have a much more flexible general posture than dogs, it's really difficult for dogs even to sit and play both hands. Dogs also have these hard nails that do not retract. So I'd say the changes of finding a cat virtuoso are much higher. I wonder if they would do better starting with a small keyed toy piano than a real one though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on January 16, 2016, 10:25:20 AM

Illuminati wins this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 16, 2016, 02:23:52 PM

You know what I think?

That's what I think.  ::) :P   Waffle poots for everyone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2016, 02:37:12 PM

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2016, 10:18:22 AM

In fact I have given a few piano lessons to both cats and dogs recently (the owners find that very entertaining). The limited span and lack of finger independence really does present a problem for both. But cats have a much more flexible general posture than dogs, it's really difficult for dogs even to sit and play both hands. Dogs also have these hard nails that do not retract. So I'd say the changes of finding a cat virtuoso are much higher. I wonder if they would do better starting with a small keyed toy piano than a real one though...

The fact that you made such a detailed analysis of the situation makes me wonder as to your level of sanity...

 ;D

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Post by: outin on January 16, 2016, 05:41:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2016, 02:37:12 PM

The fact that you made such a detailed analysis of the situation makes me wonder as to your level of sanity...

 ;D

Was that really ever a question for you? ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2016, 01:00:12 AM

Yes... of course. I'm not that judgmental, and on the internet, everyone is sane until they out themselves by typing something like:

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2016, 10:18:22 AM

In fact I have given a few piano lessons to both cats and dogs recently (the owners find that very entertaining). The limited span and lack of finger independence really does present a problem for both. But cats have a much more flexible general posture than dogs, it's really difficult for dogs even to sit and play both hands. Dogs also have these hard nails that do not retract. So I'd say the changes of finding a cat virtuoso are much higher. I wonder if they would do better starting with a small keyed toy piano than a real one though...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2016, 05:30:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2016, 01:00:12 AM

Yes... of course. I'm not that judgmental, and on the internet, everyone is sane until they out themselves by typing something like:

Glad that it's clear now then! Though I doubt that's the most insane thing I've written  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2016, 02:30:50 PM

Well, you've never taken your insanity that far to discuss the possibility of cats and dogs playing piano, so I'd say:

(https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34200000/-s-s-s-the-simpsons-34261606-250-196.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2016, 04:07:56 PM

You can't lose something you never had.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2016, 05:58:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 17, 2016, 04:07:56 PM

You can't lose something you never had.

(https://i3.cpcache.com/product/769010189/bob_name_of_course_im_right_im_bob_tshirt.jpg?height=350&width=350)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2016, 08:09:16 PM

Let's try distraction....  ::)  8)

Oops... *Bob realizes he's accidentally kicked over a can of earworms in the thread...*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2016, 11:16:31 PM

Considering you put the word earworm in the post, I didn't dare click the link.

I'm just going to listen to the music already in my head instead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on January 18, 2016, 01:07:38 AM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on January 18, 2016, 10:00:30 AM

Emilll, you swedish?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2016, 02:46:13 PM

*Bob tries to hear . with a Swedish accent.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2016, 11:14:11 PM

I can't believe it - I almost made it to the age of 30 without stepping into an Ikea shop.

I was proud of that fact...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on January 18, 2016, 11:20:07 PM

I'm 16 and still going strong as far as the no-Ikea rule.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2016, 01:01:18 AM

I heard Ikea is actually cheap stuff in Europe.  In the US it's this special thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2016, 03:11:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 19, 2016, 01:01:18 AM

I heard Ikea is actually cheap stuff in Europe.  In the US it's this special thing.

Yes, if you want very cheap low quality furniture that you can assemble yourself, you go to Ikea.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on January 19, 2016, 04:04:38 AM

115115 views.

That's like all my youtube views combined times 11.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2016, 04:22:33 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on January 19, 2016, 04:04:38 AM

115115 views.

That's like all my youtube views combined times 11.

You're not failing math are you?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on January 19, 2016, 03:03:49 PM

Quote from: siveron on January 18, 2016, 10:00:30 AM

Emilll, you swedish?

Come to think of it I might been splashed a bit by Swedish blood....

My GGG-grandfather a "pure" Spaniard was rumored to be the illegitimate child of a Scandinavian woman. He married my GGG-grandmother who was also rumored to be the illegitimate daughter of a Spanish friar who was himself rumored to be a descendant of "vikings" who somehow wandered through Spain. ;D ;D  ;D

Why did you ask?
btw, I am Filipino, but my Great-Grandparents were "pure" Spaniards who migrated to the Philippines in the early 19th century.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on January 19, 2016, 06:41:33 PM

You just felt swedish to me :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on January 19, 2016, 08:20:54 PM

Quote from: outin on January 19, 2016, 04:22:33 AM

You're not failing math are you?  ;D

Well, I guess I'm 1000 views short of it hahaha

(https://s11.postimg.org/401960ygz/Screen_Shot_2016_01_19_at_1_21_25_PM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 19, 2016, 08:48:50 PM

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/a9b3675ba85d098a7a75027fe7f3609b/tumblr_nfrj70KeC51rlv8txo1_540.jpg)

My Dear, have you been Chopin?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2016, 11:37:23 PM

I think we should ban cat pictures... at least just in this thread. There's been way too many for our own good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2016, 02:44:08 AM

Hey... hey... What kind of grade did you get in math?


Haha....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on January 20, 2016, 04:45:50 AM

I did horrible in act math. 26 :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2016, 05:05:08 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on January 20, 2016, 04:45:50 AM

I did horrible in act math. 26 :(

Don't worry, you won't need it...as long as you can count to 4 you're fine ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2016, 05:12:50 AM

What about 6/8?

Don't you need to count to 6?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2016, 05:20:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2016, 05:12:50 AM

What about 6/8?

Don't you need to count to 6?

No, you can count to 3 twice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: siveron on January 20, 2016, 07:26:30 AM

Time to wooop

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2016, 11:24:54 AM

*Bob woops quietly, testing it out.*

















*Bob thinks he sounds like an owl.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2016, 11:16:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2016, 11:24:54 AM

*Bob thinks he sounds like an owl.*

(https://62e528761d0685343e1c-f3d1b99a743ffa4142d9d7f1978d9686.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/files/2770/width668/orly.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 23, 2016, 01:22:59 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QxUZQlN.gif)

Sleep.... Go to sleep.... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2016, 02:35:15 PM

I presume that's what raindrops look like when you're on ACID!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2016, 06:36:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2016, 02:35:15 PM

I presume that's what raindrops look like when you're on ACID!!!

Don't you just love acid! ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2016, 12:05:13 AM

Try blinking while looking at it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2016, 01:18:54 AM

Quote from: outin on January 23, 2016, 06:36:31 PM

Don't you just love acid! ;)

(https://i1241.photobucket.com/albums/gg519/anton_Kampf/iloveacid80sdanceslogansmileydancemusictshirtallsizesandcolours_0009_menswhitetshirt.jpg)

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH!!!!!



(https://quietus_production.s3.amazonaws.com/images/articles/5515/noggin_dropped_1294411140_crop_450x380.jpg)

 :o :o :o   On SECOND THOUGHT...    :o :o :o

[searches number for Betty Ford Clinic]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2016, 01:27:33 AM

(https://puu.sh/iHbP6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2016, 09:19:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 24, 2016, 01:27:33 AM

Do you find this post useful?

Not really :)


Oh, I was supposed to see a picture?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2016, 09:24:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2016, 01:18:54 AM

[searches number for Betty Ford Clinic]

You do know that LSD doesn't actually cause any physical addiction or withdrawal symptoms? So a competent local therapist will do...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2016, 12:45:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 24, 2016, 01:27:33 AM

(https://puu.sh/iHbP6.jpg)

This is all I saw of Bob's post as well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2016, 01:54:01 AM

https://puu.sh/iHbP6.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2016, 06:34:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 25, 2016, 01:54:01 AM

https://puu.sh/iHbP6.jpg

After seeing the other little video you posted in another thread - I think I'm not ready to just click links that you post.

I'm just going to pretend that the link takes me to a lovely video of Jessica Alba telling me how much she loves me.

 ;D   Man, I love my delirium.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 26, 2016, 02:59:39 AM

knockknockknock










                                                                           knockknockknock

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2016, 06:59:07 AM

You... DO realise, I don't have a door. What are you knocking on...?

On an unrelated note, just bought a couple of these:

(https://images.sunfrogshirts.com/2015/04/22/img_55383f99e2042.jpg)

I am SO wearing this for my High School students.    ;D

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Post by: Bob on January 26, 2016, 10:54:38 AM

Who'stherewho's










                                                                           Who'stherewho's

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2016, 12:03:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 26, 2016, 10:54:38 AM

Who'sthere

(https://images-mm.s3.amazonaws.com/Mario_Itsame_Juniors_Loose_Fit_POP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 29, 2016, 12:08:09 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/9U7gvTh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2016, 02:42:20 PM

Why can't you just let me win...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 30, 2016, 08:27:33 AM

And the winner is ....  :D




(https://i0.wp.com/www.artofthecell.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/John-Liebler-Kinesin-Walking.gif?resize=256%2C256)

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Post by: theholygideons on January 30, 2016, 08:33:05 AM

Quote from: yewtree on January 30, 2016, 08:27:33 AM

And the winner is ....  :D

Myosin motor protein walking on a microtubule filament.

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Post by: yewtree on January 30, 2016, 08:48:04 AM

Isn't it fascinating.........well, mind blowing really.

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Post by: Bob on January 30, 2016, 08:11:18 PM

This one was interesting.  More story like.  It was one of the related ones.

They must shoot electrons at that stuff?  Or just imagine what it looks like?  I'm wondering how they come up with the shape.  Some of that stuff is smaller than a photon so light doesn't help.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2016, 01:44:25 AM

Quote from: theholygideons on January 30, 2016, 08:33:05 AM

Myosin motor protein walking on a microtubule filament.

That's sounds like the worst scientific joke ever...

A Myosin motor protein walking on a microtubule filament enters a bar...

(https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33900000/bazinga-the-big-bang-theory-33926500-600-600.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 31, 2016, 07:33:26 AM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Darwin+at+its+finest+my+second+animation+in+6+months+small+special_7a66bf_4822546.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2016, 08:02:27 AM

Oh dear...

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/GIF-Not-Amused.gif?gs=a)

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Post by: Bob on January 31, 2016, 05:13:05 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/nZmjnkH.jpg)

Cat swaggers through the thread alla the honey badger, oblivious to perfect_pitch.  It's got enforcers with it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2016, 12:45:19 AM

Pffft... I know these guys...

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/We_9fdd3d_638085.jpg)

I'm not worried...

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Post by: Bob on February 02, 2016, 06:04:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/dWOtmnU.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2016, 10:01:17 PM

Seagulls are crafty little bastards, aren't they?

(https://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj44/Seraphinae/1203260857622.gif)

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Post by: Bob on February 03, 2016, 12:41:00 AM

Quite clever indeed....

(https://media.giphy.com/media/R5zIcNpO4RHC8/giphy.gif)

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Post by: Bob on February 03, 2016, 02:28:46 AM

And then an ocean sunfish randomly swam through the thread....

(https://wild-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/ocean-sunfish.jpg)

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Post by: outin on February 03, 2016, 06:24:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 03, 2016, 12:41:00 AM

Quite clever indeed....

I don't usually like birds much, but seagulls are pretty cool.
They are not all the same though...

These are nice:
(https://www.luontoportti.com/suomi/images/7602.jpg)

There are not so nice:
(https://yle.fi/aihe/sites/aihe/files/migrated/oppiminen/images/harmaalokki.jpg)

And these are quite a pain in the a**:
(https://www.suomenluonto.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/naurulokki.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2016, 08:07:16 AM

Maybe... but to me - Crows will always be the jerks of the bird kingdom:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Corvus-brachyrhynchos-001.jpg)

However, these guys are really awesome:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f5/Eolophus_roseicapilla_-Wamboin,_NSW,_Australia_-adult-8-2cp.jpg)

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Post by: outin on February 03, 2016, 10:47:33 AM

I have always had a soft spot for

(https://yle.fi/aihe/sites/aihe/files/migrated/oppiminen/images/copy-of_naakka_8287.jpg)

and

(https://www.tunturisusi.com/varis/varis3.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2016, 11:51:45 AM

I had one of these little guys:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Erithacus_rubecula_with_cocked_head.jpg)

...eating out of my hand when I was on my holiday to Scotland - SO COOL!!!

Mainly because I live in Australia now, and the only bird that's really interesting (apart from the Red & Grey Galah) is:

(https://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/Laughing_Kookaburra_0.jpg)

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Post by: outin on February 03, 2016, 02:47:03 PM

What do you mean?? You have these

(https://2014hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com/2014savage_emu.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2016, 10:03:10 PM

Considering we have these little b@#$ards...

(https://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-spiders-redback2.jpg)

That hide in the tiniest of places, your mailbox, in the clothes peg basket - we're far more worried about them than our emus.

Emus are dumb.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 04, 2016, 03:23:46 AM

(https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Damn+you+shopworker+damn+_b9ae2eabd39c7055096447f5cc9b86ad.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 04, 2016, 04:01:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2016, 10:03:10 PM

Considering we have these little b@#$ards...

From what I hear these are a much bigger problem...

(https://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/m/p/w/4/7/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.1mpval.png/1448322590845.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2016, 10:06:22 PM

I've seen one of these:

Quote from: outin on February 04, 2016, 04:01:15 AM

(https://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/m/p/w/4/7/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.1mpval.png/1448322590845.jpg)

...in the last 22 years of living in Australia.

I killed one of these:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2016, 10:03:10 PM

(https://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/image-files/australian-spiders-redback2.jpg)

..hanging off my front fence, yesterday afternoon. The one before that was a few days ago, next to my water heater, and the one before that was just over a week ago, near my washing line.

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Post by: pencilart3 on February 04, 2016, 10:22:55 PM

This one hits a little closer to home for me :)

(https://insectadventure.okstate.edu/meet-our-bugs/arachnids/wolf-spider)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 04, 2016, 11:56:41 PM

God dammit....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 05, 2016, 07:04:03 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on February 04, 2016, 10:22:55 PM

This one hits a little closer to home for me :)

(https://insectadventure.okstate.edu/meet-our-bugs/arachnids/wolf-spider)

Aren't those cuties pretty harmless? Not more venomous than wasps and rarely bite unless really provoked?

I am afraid we don't have truly venomous spiders at all...or really big ones.

These are very common on our summer place though:
(https://antistromso.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/image0001.jpg?w=584&h=438)

And there's a colony of these at my balcony:
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JvhCOXN4V-s/TVf2dCQbYEI/AAAAAAAACnI/kRwwvWV10X4/s1600/2447312380102526293S425x425Q85.jpg)
I always wonder how they manage to survive the winter...and my cats ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 05, 2016, 09:45:41 AM

This is my favorite spider.
(https://www.instructables.com/files/orig/FFM/P36E/H5ED7WLX/FFMP36EH5ED7WLX.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2016, 02:28:31 PM

Well... all this talk of spiders - I thought I'd be a real prick...

ENJOY!!!

(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/6/18/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26246-1371571161-20.gif)

(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/6/18/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2331-1371572132-2.gif)

(https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/6/18/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-19100-1371572285-2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 06, 2016, 01:12:30 AM

Sonofa.... *Bob cannot scroll upwards anymore...*


*Bob commences scratching...*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 06, 2016, 12:33:34 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/LzrOXxJ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2016, 02:23:01 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/2JTjXNN.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 06, 2016, 09:25:02 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QQMJh6R.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2016, 12:26:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 06, 2016, 01:12:30 AM

Sonofa.... *Bob cannot scroll upwards anymore...*

BEST REPLY I could hope for.

Okay... How about we agree that you and Outin don't post any more cat pictures in this thread, and I won't go on the internet and find about another 1,000 animated gifs that involve spiders the size of dinner plates maliciously horrifying people at their worst...

(https://awwproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shake_hands-295x300.jpg)

Deal???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2016, 08:19:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2016, 12:26:49 AM

Okay... How about we agree that you and Outin don't post any more cat pictures in this thread, and I won't go on the internet and find about another 1,000 animated gifs that involve spiders the size of dinner plates maliciously horrifying people at their worst...

Deal???

Why? I love spiders...I actually found a really cute hairy one yesterday when cleaning. It's very rare to find those in city flats during winter.

I was worried my cats would eat it so I moved it to a safer place. Hopefully it will live a long and productive life and there will be many more around in the future :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2016, 03:59:44 PM

I hit the end key to get to the bottom of the page.  Then the pics start loading (slow connection), and a spider pic pops onto the screen.  I hit end again... Then the page pops up to a spider again.  Ugh...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2016, 04:15:39 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 07, 2016, 03:59:44 PM

I hit the end key to get to the bottom of the page.  Then the pics start loading (slow connection), and a spider pic pops onto the screen.  I hit end again... Then the page pops up to a spider again.  Ugh...

Poor Bob...Let me tell you a little story: When I was very young I was really disgusted and afraid of spiders. Then I started school in an old wooden building full of spiders. After a while I realized that the boys who tried to bully me were afraid of them as well and I could make them pee their pants by overcoming my fear, catching the spiders and playing with them. So the spiders became my friends and I realized there was nothing to be afraid of :)


Although there are a few species in this thread you might like to leave alone

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2016, 09:59:19 PM

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2016, 04:15:39 PM

Although there are a few species in this thread you might like to leave alone

Yeah... you should definitely keep an eye out for the vicious ones - you don't want them turning up in your life...





(https://www.planetdeadly.com/wp-content/uploads/mouse-spider-420x283.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2016, 10:52:17 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2016, 10:54:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2016, 09:59:19 PM

Yeah... you should definitely keep an eye out for the vicious ones - you don't want them turning up in your life...





(https://www.planetdeadly.com/wp-content/uploads/mouse-spider-420x283.jpg)

Yes, beware the mouse spiders!
(https://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1B2JQKpXXXXbmaXXXq6xXFXXX2/3D-USB-Wired-Gaming-Optical-font-b-Mouse-b-font-font-b-Spider-b-font-Queen.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2016, 02:31:17 AM

...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2016, 02:47:24 AM

Here's how this thread has gone.  ::)

https://gfycat.com/ChubbyVelvetyIbex

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2016, 03:12:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ERQyGYV.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 08, 2016, 05:03:38 AM

yay way 2 go broncs

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 08, 2016, 05:11:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 08, 2016, 02:47:24 AM

Here's how this thread has gone.  ::)

https://gfycat.com/ChubbyVelvetyIbex

You don't seriously think I am going to click on your links?

Oh, and once again

(https://charlivince.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/coverprev.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2016, 10:01:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 08, 2016, 03:12:13 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ERQyGYV.jpg)

It took me a little while to get the reference, since I'm not American...



...and mainly because, I think Football sucks.

Quote from: outin on February 08, 2016, 05:11:38 AM

https://gfycat.com/ChubbyVelvetyIbex

Actually, it genuinely doesn't have a thing to do with spiders - it's actually quite entertaining.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 09, 2016, 05:19:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2016, 10:01:56 PM

Actually, it genuinely doesn't have a thing to do with spiders - it's actually quite entertaining.     ;D

I was not worried about spiders... And after 99 pages in this thread I doubt what entertains you would do the same for me ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2016, 09:58:24 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 04, 2016, 11:56:41 PM

God dammit....

(https://i.imgur.com/LzrOXxJ.jpg)

I wonder if that's how we get Bob to stop posting in this thread - just fill it with Spider pictures...

 ;D

I think that might work. Then it'll just be me and you Outin.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 12, 2016, 02:08:58 AM

Posting in case Nils closes this thread too.  I see he's been out recently.  Or someone has.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 12, 2016, 03:01:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2016, 09:58:24 PM

I think that might work. Then it'll just be me and you Outin.   

Yeah...Good luck trying to figure out a way to drive me away ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2016, 11:53:41 AM

Quote from: outin on February 12, 2016, 03:01:11 AM

Yeah...Good luck trying to figure out a way to drive me away ;)

(https://minions2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Funny-minion-challenge-accepted-gif.gif)

(https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/article/27237/1446156050941535.gif)(https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/article/27237/1446156050941535.gif)
(https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/article/27237/1446156050941535.gif)(https://motherboard-images.vice.com/content-images/article/27237/1446156050941535.gif)

(https://49.media.tumblr.com/4f7130a1be70141788bfa124b7b1afed/tumblr_nswkxf6eR91s02vreo1_400.gif)

(https://49.media.tumblr.com/517bf67d8598132024d45547c013523b/tumblr_mh3yphCQmt1qzmhhxo1_r1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 12, 2016, 01:27:22 PM

Such cute little insects keeping themsleves so busy :)
Delicious when fried also, btw...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 12, 2016, 04:30:28 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/U0zvFbqJpVUFa/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 12, 2016, 05:20:30 PM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/04/22/article-2610331-1D435D7100000578-344_634x478.jpg)

And while we are at it...

(https://memeyourfriends.com/uploads/images/October2014/a-snake-wearing-a-top-hat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2016, 10:46:03 PM

Are you afraid of clowns, Outin???

(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1488107/thumbs/o-SCARY-CLOWN-570.jpg?5)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/7b/33/53/7b3353a52ae9a3e19e48f7d9b575e611.jpg)

(https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/it-pennywise-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 13, 2016, 03:43:12 AM

ARRRG!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 13, 2016, 03:45:05 AM

I'm winning and page 100 winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 13, 2016, 07:57:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2016, 10:46:03 PM

Are you afraid of clowns, Outin???

I'm sorry but no...they just bore me...

Not enough to leave the thread though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2016, 08:22:56 AM

How about heights... are you afraid of heights???

(https://www.workbykevin.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Bernhardt2_Image13@2x.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/r109b.jpg)



(I am a cruel bugger, ain't I?)    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 13, 2016, 10:02:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2016, 08:22:56 AM

How about heights... are you afraid of heights???

(I am a cruel bugger, ain't I?)    ;D

While indeed I am not happy with heights, I can handle a little bit of uncomfort...As long as you cannot actually make me go there, I'll be fine ;)

Those horrible toe nails on the other hand...to see those on my feet would be scary...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2016, 10:28:44 AM

Quote from: outin on February 13, 2016, 10:02:42 AM

While indeed I am not happy with heights, I can handle a little bit of uncomfort...As long as you cannot actually make me go there...

Mmmm... this gives me an idea. You live in Finland - don't you...



[goes to pack suitcase]      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 13, 2016, 11:03:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2016, 10:28:44 AM

Mmmm... this gives me an idea. You live in Finland - don't you...



[goes to pack suitcase]      ;D

You like cold? Welcome  ;D

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1FiSiPvSIvY/TkjRLEjOPGI/AAAAAAAAAgM/URotGKX6xBI/s1600/images-33.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 13, 2016, 07:28:41 PM

(https://cheesiemack.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Demodex_SciSource_BM8307.jpg)


You're reading this.  They can see it too.  They're watching everything you do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2016, 12:27:55 AM

Quote from: outin on February 13, 2016, 11:03:00 AM

You like cold? Welcome  ;D

I was born in Scotland for goodness sake - if you think I'm worried about the cold, you have no idea who I am.

Good think we can't see those little buggers, because if we could - I think we'd all go insane knowing they were crawling over us every single minute of the day.

Wouldn't it???

(https://i.imgur.com/bjDcaSL.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/R36gRdv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 14, 2016, 02:25:46 AM

You cannot win... for you like children... trying to ride sheep.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/C04yZTV.gif)



I think there's a gif where a single ant crawls across every minute or so, otherwise it's just blank.  That one got me once for sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 14, 2016, 04:44:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2016, 12:27:55 AM

I was born in Scotland for goodness sake - if you think I'm worried about the cold, you have no idea who I am.

Scotland? Isn't that like tropic compared to where I am? And you had this to keep you warm:
(https://s.graphiq.com/sites/default/files/821/media/images/t2/Laphroaig_10_Year_Old_Cask_Strength_Islay_Single_Malt_Scotch_Whisky_1187099_i0.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2016, 12:27:55 AM

Good think we can't see those little buggers, because if we could - I think we'd all go insane knowing they were crawling over us every single minute of the day.

Don't you just love the idea of having all those cute little bugs to keep you company all the time?  8)

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/the-rp-fear/images/f/f0/Bugs_under_skin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140215051908)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2016, 05:53:36 AM

Quote from: outin on February 14, 2016, 04:44:43 AM

Don't you just love the idea of having all those cute little bugs to keep you company all the time? 

Out of sight... out of mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 14, 2016, 02:11:57 PM

Happy v day everyone :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2016, 10:01:49 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on February 14, 2016, 02:11:57 PM

Happy v day everyone :)

Oh... bugger valentines day. Move on - it's Monday here in Perth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 15, 2016, 02:23:35 AM

Uh... what? I don't even do anything for v day lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 15, 2016, 03:10:16 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ed288b84141697657327279719_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2016, 05:20:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2016, 10:01:49 PM

Oh... bugger valentines day.

The most useless day of the year... We  call it "friendship day". Who wants friends when one can have such lovely enemies as peepee?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 10:44:49 AM

Hey... I'm actually a nice person...











...once the coffee kicks in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2016, 11:52:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 10:44:49 AM

Hey... I'm actually a nice person...

I said you are lovely...like little kitten  :-*

(https://s4.favim.com/orig/50/cat-cats-cute-lovely-Favim.com-449729.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 12:47:01 PM

 You still called me an enemy...

 :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2016, 01:28:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 12:47:01 PM

You still called me an enemy...

 :-*

Everyone in this (my) thread is ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 01:49:10 PM

Quote from: outin on February 15, 2016, 01:28:39 PM

Everyone in this (my) thread is ;)

Everyone in this thread will lose to me...

Just accept it, and get on with your lives.     :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2016, 02:08:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 01:49:10 PM

Just accept it, and get on with your lives.     :D

How many do you think I have? I'm too busy winning  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 16, 2016, 12:59:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2016, 10:44:49 AM

Hey... I'm actually a nice person...











...once the coffee kicks in.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Toiletpapier_(Gobran111).jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2016, 10:47:27 AM

I don't know what to make of that...

Bob... if you need a toilet break - you go ahead. I'll continue winning while you... take care of business.

Just make sure you give a quick spray of:

(https://www.wilko.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0293478/0293478_l.jpg)

...when you're done.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 17, 2016, 12:52:09 AM

You mentioned coffee kicking in.

Here... :P

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/18/article-2424433-1BE576B2000005DC-922_634x398.jpg)
                                      (Not Bob's hands.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2016, 11:09:08 AM

I mentioned it because I like a little buzz in the morning... I was focusing on the caffeine buzz, it gives me.

If you're constantly on the toilet after coffee... I'd try not drinking a triple espresso.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 17, 2016, 11:56:54 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/67/6705a9fdbb7e31d7980c7df3f6df293108562db4747880d6b24c66fe10abd53e.jpg)

I was going to post the bee but the page won't load.  And then the pic above is more like me.  Not much effect anymore.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 17, 2016, 11:57:47 PM

Now the bee loads.

(https://www.littlehouseonthebighill.com/beekeeping/images/caffeinebee.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2016, 11:10:17 AM

Speaking of coffee...

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/ilovecoffee-img/uploads/why_coffee_good/why_coffee_good.png)

Just because, I love drinking the stuff...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 18, 2016, 11:52:42 AM

I need some glasses.  Or a magnifying glass.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2016, 01:44:39 PM

Right-click... view image.

PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

This calls for a coffee.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 19, 2016, 01:05:44 AM

:(   *Bob has no right click view image option.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 19, 2016, 01:13:52 AM

(https://www.virgin-vacations.com/shared/scandinavia/gallery/northern-lights.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 19, 2016, 01:35:07 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/dc2ddd91141684511430751044_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2016, 09:40:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 19, 2016, 01:05:44 AM

:(   *Bob has no right click view image option.*

Bob needs coffee to cope with this new stress...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 19, 2016, 10:39:58 AM

Bob needs a new coffee mug...

(https://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_toilet_paper_two_tone_coffee_mug-r1efb00a57cd94504904449fc41cad5f2_x7j54_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 19, 2016, 02:03:23 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/dc2ddd91141684511430751044_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2016, 10:49:15 PM

(https://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/mrs-robinson-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 20, 2016, 12:00:03 AM

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/3/3f/Undergraduate.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070618034858)

I'm not re-editing....  If this doesn't post correctly, here's the URL.
https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/3/3f/Undergraduate.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070618034858

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2016, 08:18:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 19, 2016, 02:03:23 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/dc2ddd91141684511430751044_700wa_0.gif)

What the hell is that from??? Looks like it was from a cheesy TV game show from the 90's... only starring kids who look like their dolled up in 17th century Renaissance clothing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 21, 2016, 11:58:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2016, 08:18:22 AM

What the hell is that from??? Looks like it was from a cheesy TV game show from the 90's... only starring kids who look like their dolled up in 17th century Renaissance clothing...

lol no that is me. Happy i am winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on February 21, 2016, 06:00:12 PM

page 100..cool

Glad i was here to experience this

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 21, 2016, 09:22:15 PM

Quote from: mjames on February 21, 2016, 06:00:12 PM

page 100..cool

Glad i was here to experience this

me too

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2016, 09:44:24 PM

You realise I've been on every single page since this thread was created.

Quote from: visitor on February 21, 2016, 11:58:31 AM

Happy i am winning.

WERE winning. NOW losing.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 22, 2016, 05:11:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2016, 09:44:24 PM

You realise I've been on every single page since this thread was created.

(https://andrenabebless.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/focus-quality-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 09:17:15 AM

I focus on both... so I WIN!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 22, 2016, 09:47:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 09:17:15 AM

I focus on both... so I WIN!

You need to read the rules again poor boy...only one post needed to win. And that post will be mine :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 12:48:37 PM

This might be mean, but I really wanted to have the 5,000th reply to this thread...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 12:49:14 PM

...so to secure my chance of being the 5,000th person to reply to this thread...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 12:50:59 PM

...I thought I'd post multiple messages, just so I can claim to be...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 12:51:37 PM

...THE 5,000TH REPLY ON THE LAST POST WINS THREAD!!! I AM LEGENDARY AND BRILLIANT!!!

Another great milestone for me.

(https://heatherclayton.weebly.com/uploads/4/8/9/9/48990401/3383768_orig.jpg)

(To be honest, I was hoping there may be a limit to the amount of replies a thread can handle, and was really hoping that 5,000 was the limit.)    ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 22, 2016, 02:28:34 PM

oops it goes to 5001. Besides I think the what's on your mind now it on page like 119 or something

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 09:54:25 PM

Damn... I'll just have to keep on winning then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 23, 2016, 03:54:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2016, 09:54:25 PM

Damn... I'll just have to keep on winning then.

'eye' salute you
(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/952/144/4d2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2016, 10:01:42 PM

HOLY MOTHER OF...

KILL IT... KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/48Eku3umFdppC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 23, 2016, 10:46:24 PM

This should do.

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznw3rPRyX1rohqiho1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 24, 2016, 01:58:28 AM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/7a/7a02a00d1cfd79ccd9226a13027e652370132bf22a53046585d9c070d3dc3409.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 24, 2016, 04:10:16 AM

Don't kill it...it's so cute  :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on February 24, 2016, 04:15:28 AM

I feel a nightmare coming on

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2016, 09:22:13 AM

I mean - SERIOUSLY... Who would want to create such a hideously frightening image???

It's like a Mutant booger that grew a face.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 24, 2016, 02:35:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2016, 09:22:13 AM

I mean - SERIOUSLY... Who would want to create such a hideously frightening image???

It's like a Mutant booger that grew a face.

not nearly as disturbing as this experimental children's animation from the 1930's....yeesh!
https://archive.org/details/ThePeanutVendor1933

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 24, 2016, 08:22:18 PM

Thanks for sharing, Visitor.  What a find.  That it was intended for children does floor you.
It's good it never existed while it did. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2016, 10:04:35 PM

I think that will give ME nightmares...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 26, 2016, 01:20:45 AM

Yeah... No one noticed the creepiness just from the character?  Shorten the arms a little?  Touch up the face?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 26, 2016, 11:22:26 AM

Still trying to undisover it and lead myself back to blissful ignorance....frantically working to unsee it
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a81Pme/aXX1w6ND_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2016, 10:52:22 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/79/16/f9/7916f9f2272c6f9b6c99c04c7949273f.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on February 27, 2016, 05:35:23 PM

(https://www.imaxmelbourne.com.au/images/uploads/Unseen_World_3D/UNSEEN-WORLD-3D-B2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2016, 03:04:45 AM

That thing looks like a very expired marshmallow.    ;D

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Post by: outin on February 28, 2016, 06:47:49 AM

And here's one of his friends

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ac/04/68/ac04685e34f7ec4c5504bf6d74799f68.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2016, 09:15:39 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/D0eiXFU.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2016, 09:55:32 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2c/03/1a/2c031a735a1efc01d2bf8384fabcd018.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2016, 10:02:12 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/71/57/f0/7157f031afb0a583ecd0917061474a19.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 29, 2016, 06:19:27 AM

(https://images.clipartpanda.com/dinnertime-clipart-dinner-time.svg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2016, 08:52:45 AM

Well... Rabbits are often seen as a pest here in Australia... I may just go out and see if I can snaffle one.

Might go well with some HP Sauce.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 29, 2016, 11:24:37 AM

(https://propelsteps.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/cute-rabbit-10.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2016, 11:53:43 AM

Mmmm, mmmm.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QN3f-oCT4QM/Tb2NleT5-8I/AAAAAAAABf8/N1MAbcV3mSc/s1600/photo%25287%2529.JPG)

Finger-licking good.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 29, 2016, 12:43:30 PM

Cuy Chactado – Deep-fried guinea pig
(https://cde.peru.com/ima/0/0/6/4/3/643393/611x458/gastronomia-andina-cuy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 29, 2016, 03:18:27 PM

(https://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hdx2h9g91qzw7lko1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 29, 2016, 05:29:53 PM

  error.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 29, 2016, 05:33:52 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/XRveFiqIaVqIo/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2016, 09:59:33 PM

That's disgusting...

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Post by: Bob on March 01, 2016, 12:39:58 AM

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/easter-bunny-meme-eggs-240x180.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 02, 2016, 02:31:22 AM

I seriously thought this post had been removed.  Phew... I was wondering who had won.  We might never know.  Only Nils would know. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2016, 06:48:03 AM

Oh but we do know! Me of course.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2016, 11:15:06 AM

Quote from: outin on March 02, 2016, 06:48:03 AM

Oh but we do know! Me of course.

(https://www.bellaunion.com.au/images/uploads/2012_aug_dec/InYourDreams.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 03, 2016, 01:56:01 AM

 ::)  I couldn't find the right "fantasy" pic.  Then it became too much work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2016, 04:30:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2016, 11:15:06 AM

(https://www.bellaunion.com.au/images/uploads/2012_aug_dec/InYourDreams.jpg)

Is that yours?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2016, 10:32:45 AM

Quote from: outin on March 03, 2016, 04:30:23 AM

Is that yours?  ;D

No... Me winning this thread is just the inevitable conclusion to this thread.

You keep fantasising about winning though.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 03, 2016, 11:55:29 AM

(https://cdn-img-1.wanelo.com/p/904/dd2/9f4/4a80b02215da6d840eab4c4/x354-q80.jpg)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/10cf151a142541505822654970_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2016, 09:59:59 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 03, 2016, 11:55:29 AM

(https://cdn-img-1.wanelo.com/p/904/dd2/9f4/4a80b02215da6d840eab4c4/x354-q80.jpg)

That picture is so dumb... why didn't the dog which (apparently for some odd reason) has hands, not pour a drink for the other dog who only has paws???

That just doesn't make sense...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 03, 2016, 11:28:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2016, 10:32:45 AM

No... Me winning this thread is just the inevitable conclusion to this thread.

You keep fantasising about winning though.    ;D
[/quote

Not a pic, but close enough... Found my fantasy "pic."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2016, 04:21:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2016, 09:59:59 PM

That picture is so dumb... why didn't the dog which (apparently for some odd reason) has hands, not pour a drink for the other dog who only has paws???

That just doesn't make sense...

How do you know that the other one isn't just a servant or a bartender?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 04, 2016, 11:52:24 AM

Happy "Day of Movement."  March Fourth!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2016, 10:46:29 PM

Quote from: outin on March 04, 2016, 04:21:28 AM

How do you know that the other one isn't just a servant or a bartender?

Given he doesn't have hands, I'd say that would make him a terrible bartender.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 04, 2016, 11:51:50 PM

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/lloyd-the-bartender-lrg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 05, 2016, 05:35:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2016, 10:46:29 PM

Given he doesn't have hands, I'd say that would make him a terrible bartender.

Aren't you a bit prejudiced? How much harder can it be than playing the piano?

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dmvidpics-2016-02-17-at-12-37-23.png?w=748&h=420&crop=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2016, 07:15:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2016, 10:46:29 PM

Given he doesn't have hands, I'd say that would make him a terrible bartender.

I was stating that, because it was a dog... and, why would a dog need alcohol anyway?

Where do you get these pictures? You seem to know some of the weirdest parts of the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 05, 2016, 11:20:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2016, 07:15:23 AM

I was stating that, because it was a dog...

Not only prejudiced then, but discriminating against someone just because it's another species?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2016, 07:15:23 AM

Where do you get these pictures? You seem to know some of the weirdest parts of the internet.

I learned from the master...who sadly has left us...

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Post by: visitor on March 05, 2016, 02:10:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2016, 07:15:23 AM

I was stating...

Where do you get these pictures? You seem to know some of the weirdest parts of the internet.

It is not that hard ...just ride waves of the interwebs and let all that stuff float by lel


(https://philly.barstoolsports.com/files/2015/01/gif11.gif)

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Post by: visitor on March 05, 2016, 02:16:25 PM

Quote from: outin on March 05, 2016, 11:20:10 AM

I learned from the master...who sadly has left us...

hmm you have come far young padowan.  Far more powerful than anyone could have imagined. Indeed the student has become the teacher...
(https://www.askideas.com/media/11/Cow-Kungfu-Fight-Funny-Gif.gif)

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Post by: Bob on March 05, 2016, 06:24:54 PM

(https://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01762/Emma-Moody-MAIN_1762693a.jpg)

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Post by: goldentone on March 05, 2016, 07:46:36 PM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ove0Bb8Yztg/Tastw3ryK_I/AAAAAAAACw4/sMVoOJRe9gI/s1600/First+Knight.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2016, 02:15:01 AM

On the topic of Sean Connery...

(https://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/323-sean-connery-dog-30001.png)
(https://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/323-sean-connery-dog-30002.png)
(https://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/323-sean-connery-dog-30003.png)
(https://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/323-sean-connery-dog-40004.png)
(https://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/323-sean-connery-dog-30005.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 06, 2016, 05:25:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 05, 2016, 06:24:54 PM

(https://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01762/Emma-Moody-MAIN_1762693a.jpg)

He seems upset...but here's a friendly one:

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/dianka/dianka0812/dianka081200007/4747709-Cute-friendly-cow-2009-is-the-Year-of-the-Ox-according-to-the-Chinese-Zodiac--Stock-Vector.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2016, 06:01:51 AM

And here's a grumpy cow...

(https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2015/02/150220_POL_Hillary.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 06, 2016, 11:27:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2016, 06:01:51 AM

And here's a grumpy cow...

Oh, not only are you prejudiced but insulting to older women too?

(https://images.rapgenius.com/6c009e80ca2205162f30f2aa6bbad879.432x288x1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 06, 2016, 11:43:15 AM

(https://49.media.tumblr.com/5d8da315194931091674764d02571439/tumblr_nfok782pDz1qckmajo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2016, 01:30:24 AM

*Bob quietly releases several human-tamed llamas into the thread...*

(https://www.nationalforest.org/visit/images/location/1752_01_National-Forest-Llama-Treks.jpg)

But these are no ordinary llamas... for the llamas have come to regard humans as their equals...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berserk_llama_syndrome

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2016, 02:11:05 AM

Quote from: outin on March 06, 2016, 11:27:09 AM

Oh, not only are you prejudiced but insulting to older women too?

Oh... there's so many jokes I could take to skip around that, but I'm only basically prejudiced against Hilary Clinton. If Bruce Wayne thought it to be funny, I'm happy.

You're right, that may seem insensitive to Hillary, so very sorry Outin. Here's an updated picture of a grumpy cow.

(https://ifeltlikeagringo.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/nun.jpg)

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Post by: outin on March 07, 2016, 04:28:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2016, 02:11:05 AM

... Here's an updated picture of a grumpy cow.

She actually looks almost friendly compared to this one:
(https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5341/7153322145_f6affd3fec_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2016, 06:15:32 AM

While we're on cows... here's a picture of a stuck-up cow...

(https://picturiadotnet.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/smokinghotbeauty-parishilton2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2016, 06:18:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2016, 06:15:32 AM

While we're on cows... here's a picture of a stuck-up cow...

Really? I think this is more accurate...

(https://theflashingblade.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/cow1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2016, 08:56:50 AM

Nah... I like my photo better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2016, 09:17:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2016, 08:56:50 AM

Nah... I like my photo better.

Even with the tits covered? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 09, 2016, 02:41:18 AM

(https://www.netspeedfasttracks.com/132/media_inline/forthebirds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 09, 2016, 10:22:27 AM

Looks like I won....

*Bob starts moving his stuff in.*

(https://i.imgur.com/eYZIRVw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2016, 10:28:47 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2016, 09:17:54 AM

Even with the tits covered? ;)

God yeah... She's basically a plastic barbie to me, almost generic crap in terms of beauty.

I prefer Sandra Bullock...

(https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTI5NDY5NjU3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzQ0MTMyMw@@._V1_UY317_CR1,0,214,317_AL_.jpg)

...as her face gave off the impression that there was more than just plasma between her ears... which cannot be said for Paris Hilton.

Sorry Bob... but I have this.

(https://smpalestine.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/sjp-eviction-notice.png)

You lose.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 11, 2016, 01:27:19 AM

I almost posted a black and white "cow" cat pic...


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/77/c5/1b/77c51b39706152966bad2f7d88fdc6cc.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on March 11, 2016, 02:28:18 AM

 ::)

Saw an article about great tits having personality and shy tits being competitive.  Naturally I thought of cows in this thread.

Dang... I can't figure out the image tag for displaying short, clean text that can click to a URL.

Click here, if you dare, to see a great tit.  ::) :P
https://cdn.phys.org/newman/csz/news/800/2016/competitionf.jpg alt

Here's an article.
https://phys.org/news/2016-03-competition-favours-shy-tits.html


I don't ever remember hearing about great tits.  This is first time I remember seeing one.  
Nope... No great tits near me.  Now I know what I can tell someone going to Europe to look out for though.  There's a female great tit on this Wikipedia page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

It's like a Hitchcock movie... except it's not... It's only got two great tits.   ...and they're angry apparently.



I'm actually kind of surprised with my search results while researching for this post.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2016, 09:26:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 11, 2016, 02:28:18 AM

Click here, if you dare, to see a great tit.  ::) :P

Didn't I already post a picture of a great big, angry tit???

(https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2015/02/150220_POL_Hillary.jpg.CROP.promo-mediumlarge.jpg)



 ;D

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Post by: visitor on March 11, 2016, 06:22:38 PM

19.....20-win
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vuIVvW0NsWBzy/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2016, 11:05:11 PM

WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU about CAT PICTURES???

Last chance. Don't post them again...



Anyway, on the subject of Arnold - some good advice everyone should know...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6e/a2/f6/6ea2f6eb5827383073c35fc6e359d58d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2016, 02:02:39 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/49932079.jpg)


The man likes birds.  ::)   


*Bob thinks that's working on more levels than he intended.*
https://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/bird

This is some sort of loop.  I don't think I've done one of these before... I've gotten a couple triple entendres but nothing quite like this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2016, 04:42:41 AM

What you need now, is a lovely bra for that pair of tits...

(https://www.geckorouge.co.uk/ekmps/shops/geckorouge/images/a-pair-of-blue-tits-by-david-finney-licensed-art-needle-minder-10980-p.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 12, 2016, 06:48:05 AM

I personally would never wear one, but seems they are useful for some...

(https://i.imgur.com/VFor0WA.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2016, 10:13:31 AM

Is it just me, or does that cat have a very small moustache... very similar to...

Hitler???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2016, 04:18:12 PM

Yeeeeehp.....


I was just thinking that one kind of reminds me of some people in real life. 


*Bob thinks the thread my die soon now that the Hitler idea has been invoked.  He stays quiet and waits for the opportune moment to post last....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2016, 04:28:42 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 12, 2016, 04:18:12 PM

*Bob thinks the thread my die soon now that the Hitler idea has been invoked.  He stays quiet and waits for the opportune moment to post last....*

You mean like...

NOW?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2016, 04:29:18 PM

Now!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2016, 07:22:33 PM

Maybe now.  Anytime....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 13, 2016, 12:44:58 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/qrwPl3e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2016, 02:18:41 AM

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02364/G_2364082b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 13, 2016, 05:43:19 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/cd/42/1ecd42fd38796f4859d76a5339633c6d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2016, 09:21:03 AM

Helps if you pull the trigger...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/GaqnjVbSLs2uA/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 13, 2016, 11:57:45 AM

(https://www.goofer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/LF-Owl-2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2016, 09:57:38 PM

(https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-03-2015/Dqhjfk.gif)

Although, to be honest - I've never seen the movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2016, 05:37:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2016, 09:57:38 PM

Although, to be honest - I've never seen the movie.

Really  :o

(https://image.slidesharecdn.com/conversationstartersdemo-130810133329-phpapp02/95/100-conversation-starters-demo-2-638.jpg?cb=1376316522)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2016, 10:30:37 AM

Where did I grow up... EARTH!!!

But instead of watching movies in my spare time - I practice.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2016, 10:34:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2016, 10:30:37 AM

Where did I grow up... EARTH!!!

But instead of watching movies in my spare time - I practice.     ;D

Well...good thing then I watched all the movies first before I started to play :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 14, 2016, 10:37:29 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on March 14, 2016, 10:38:13 AM

is that scarface
or godfather
dont remember

I think I kinda watched the first for both but I must have fell asleep. those movies are too long.

inb4 younglins have no attention spans

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2016, 01:59:55 PM

Hey... There's nothing wrong with my attention span. I can stay focused without...

OOOOOOOHHHH LOOOOK, A KITTY!!!

Quote from: visitor on March 14, 2016, 10:37:29 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/6d544785145658728105369416_700wa_0.gif)

Wait... what was I saying?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 14, 2016, 02:05:15 PM

@^
wow. ok. enough  internetz for the day...
(https://iliketowastemytime.com/sites/default/files/funny_cats_lol_cats_wat.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2016, 10:00:18 PM

Figured that would freak a few out...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 15, 2016, 12:25:31 AM

(https://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Vertigo1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2016, 10:15:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 15, 2016, 12:25:31 AM

(https://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Vertigo1.jpg)

Is that a bad gif, or have I scared you stiff???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 15, 2016, 10:42:54 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/287e9c03142644331422775855_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on March 15, 2016, 01:17:36 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 15, 2016, 10:42:54 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/287e9c03142644331422775855_700wa_0.gif)

Ha I literally watched that for like 5 minutes LOL

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2016, 09:59:13 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/mkcDEUM.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/cjMslVS.gif)



Can never have enough Christopher Walken.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2016, 05:37:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2016, 09:59:13 PM

Can never have enough Christopher Walken.   

This is where we agree!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2016, 10:46:18 AM

Quote from: outin on March 16, 2016, 05:37:48 AM

This is where we agree!

AWESOME!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2016, 12:53:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2016, 10:46:18 AM

AWESOME!!!    ;D

Lets not make it a habit though!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 16, 2016, 01:29:59 PM

Umm, you know that Zika virus thing?  No upper skull development?  
Perhaps its not Zika always the virus that causes flat skull as it seems more common than thought.  



(https://a.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdigital/fscom/WWE/2014/09/11/091114-WWE-Brock-Lesnar-Paul-Haeyman-J2-PI.vresize.1200.675.high.32.jpg)




(https://media.giphy.com/media/dGIVqpSNZLkmA/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2016, 01:48:06 PM

Quote from: outin on March 16, 2016, 12:53:12 PM

Lets not make it a habit though!

(https://i.imgflip.com/ccpmc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 16, 2016, 08:05:27 PM

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/QpfqKHA1fUXDi/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2016, 09:54:39 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/5hc2bkC60heU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 17, 2016, 09:06:33 AM

(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10402849_10154102930749260_2209524007103269836_n.jpg?oh=9dac41628c940880baec1d27d324ddea&oe=574D8BCF)



The feeling after 7 minutes of Rachmaninov preludes........ ;)




.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2016, 10:57:35 AM

Pfffft....

Try playing 4 - 5 hours of Stravinsky's Petrushka or the Brahms Paganini Variations, and you'll know what real mental exhaustion feels like.

Didn't need to go to the gym either...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2016, 11:50:08 AM

*Bob shows up a day or so late.*  ::)

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ek9MZmaidOs/U8LfyU5iMxI/AAAAAAABtdc/L_hTIsAjf8Y/s1600/Christopher+Walken+To+Play+Captain+Hook+In+NBC's+Live+%22Peter+Pan%22+Musical_Special.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2016, 02:18:08 PM

Seriously dude... keep up with the times...

(These old folks really need to stay up to date with everything)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2016, 03:11:13 PM

Spring has arrived!

(https://thisiswhyimweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/walken3-287x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 17, 2016, 03:43:56 PM

Quote from: outin on March 17, 2016, 03:11:13 PM

Spring has arrived!

(https://thisiswhyimweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/walken3-287x300.jpg)

(https://www.lolroflmao.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-see-what-you-did-there-also-over-here-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2016, 09:56:10 PM

Quote from: outin on March 17, 2016, 03:11:13 PM

Spring has arrived!

(https://thisiswhyimweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/walken3-287x300.jpg)

Well here in Australia, it's starting to turn cold, so I guess you could say I'm...

(https://1069kickscountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/walken.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 18, 2016, 10:50:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2016, 09:56:10 PM

Well here in Australia, it's starting to turn cold, so I guess you could say I'm...

(https://1069kickscountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/walken.jpg)

can do it tooo

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/73f3f5e5141700977880418787_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2016, 11:15:05 AM

Time to combine the previous post about Mario and my love for video games...

Can't wait to see what the future is like for Game graphics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 18, 2016, 12:50:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2016, 11:15:05 AM

Time to combine the previous post about Mario and my love for video games...

Can't wait to see what the future is like for Game graphics.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o85xtLMuBC5USZccM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2016, 10:49:14 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2c8106649df12de4b274b96ed88bdede9952ee3a8f96076d89bfffa5719b4d0e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 19, 2016, 04:24:26 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/81p33.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2016, 06:54:38 AM

I think the fact that you're afraid of a Zombie Apocalypse says enough about your sanity...



(or absence of...)    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 19, 2016, 09:42:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2016, 06:54:38 AM

I think the fact that you're afraid of a Zombie Apocalypse says enough about your sanity...

Didn't we settle that already on page cannot remember?  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2016, 12:23:54 PM

Quote from: outin on March 19, 2016, 09:42:33 AM

Didn't we settle that already on page cannot remember?  ;)

So you've lost your sanity, and you're losing your memory???

Things aren't going well for you, are they?    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 19, 2016, 12:28:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2016, 12:23:54 PM

So you've lost your sanity, and you're losing your memory???

I've never had much, so I didn't have to lose anything  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2016, 02:37:02 PM

A random, white fox appears and laughs at everyone's attempts to win the thread.  (except for Bob's)   ::)

I'm not messing with it...  I get a slash circle on either youtube video I post.  That's with removing the s on https like normal.

First attempt

Second attempt

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2016, 02:51:33 PM

Perfect_Pitch appears and laughs at Bob's delusion that he has any chance at winning this thread.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/7b/7b32cd35eb2098b9e5d6a1b2708ccaa4437ef2d24bbb4d8b6906a30c6e1689e7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2016, 03:51:43 PM

I think my browser decided to block youtube vides.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2016, 08:28:01 PM

I think IE is blocking embedded flash videos....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2016, 08:48:13 PM

Had to reset my IE settings.  Now it works.  Weird.  Here's my original post, the way it was meant to be....


A random, white fox appears and laughs at everyone's attempts to win the thread.  (except for Bob's)   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2016, 01:13:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2016, 03:51:43 PM

I think my browser decided to block youtube vides.

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2016, 08:28:01 PM

I think IE is blocking embedded flash videos....

I think it's the first sign, that you are facing a losing battle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 20, 2016, 06:58:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2016, 08:48:13 PM

Had to reset my IE settings.  Now it works.  Weird.  Here's my original post, the way it was meant to be....

Oh Bob...why on earth would you think you need to repost it because YOUR browser blocked the video? ;D

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/i-cannot-brain-today-i-has-the-dumb-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2016, 11:55:49 AM

Could you NOT have found that meme without having a cat in the picture???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 20, 2016, 12:58:43 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPsWA6LGz87Uphe/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 20, 2016, 01:43:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2016, 11:55:49 AM

Could you NOT have found that meme without having a cat in the picture???

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/65012481.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2016, 09:58:06 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/101UsesforDeadCat.jpg)

#1

(https://helpgov.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cat-pencil-sharpener-c2a9-simon-bond.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2016, 10:47:10 AM

Quote from: outin on March 20, 2016, 06:58:45 AM

Oh Bob...why on earth would you think you need to repost it because YOUR browser blocked the video? ;D

*Bob laughs manically....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2016, 01:03:03 PM

And here is how Arctic fox died...

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/014/1/6894892/il_570xN.445513419_4ewj.jpg)

Life goes on...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 21, 2016, 03:43:49 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fc/84/49/fc844979bb6c3c12bcdca60c4cd84483.jpg)


Why is Beethoven always depicted as being such a grouch?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2016, 09:55:58 PM

Does this help???

(https://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/BEETHOVENPARTY.jpg)

(https://www.robertgreenbergmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/beethoven-funny.jpg)

Also... WHY THE DAMN CATS???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 23, 2016, 03:43:25 AM

(https://thefunniestpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dogs-blaming-the-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 23, 2016, 10:24:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2016, 09:55:58 PM

Does this help???

(https://mentalfloss.com/sites/default/legacy/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/BEETHOVENPARTY.jpg)

(https://www.robertgreenbergmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/beethoven-funny.jpg)

Also... WHY THE DAMN CATS???

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/002637d1141949399556828457_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2016, 10:41:03 AM

Quote from: yewtree on March 21, 2016, 03:43:49 PM

Why is Beethoven always depicted as being such a grouch?

That's a pizza...

Maybe that's why Beethoven is grouchy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 23, 2016, 10:49:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2016, 10:41:03 AM

That's a pizza...

Maybe that's why Beethoven is grouchy...

no , it is a savory tomato cheesecake

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 23, 2016, 11:07:15 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 23, 2016, 11:26:47 AM

Double post to finish off the thread.  :P ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/3f8xoeA.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2016, 01:47:23 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 23, 2016, 11:26:47 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/3f8xoeA.jpg)

(https://i.imgflip.com/11augj.jpg)

Given your sweet tooth... Thought I'd throw this into the mix.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0dff84cddff44e74ca6bea9dc337408883b337e449229188a9a928ab5c11ccad.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 23, 2016, 03:30:10 PM

You people are not fun posting all that stuff...I am hungry as a wolf and stuck on train that is late...If you read on the news tomorrow that some crazy person ate up other passengers on a train somewhere north, just remember it's your fault...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2016, 09:55:54 PM

Well... just think about how many calories are on a0 human being... that might prevent you from going cannibalistic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2016, 04:56:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2016, 09:55:54 PM

Well... just think about how many calories are on a0 human being... that might prevent you from going cannibalistic.

The more the better!
But I was tamed by a chocolate bar so the people survived ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 24, 2016, 10:50:21 AM

Quote from: outin on March 24, 2016, 04:56:18 AM

The more the better!
But I was tamed by a chocolate bar so the people survived ;)

☆how it went down
(https://img.memecdn.com/one-snickers-to-rule-them-all_o_4164509.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2016, 11:45:06 AM

Reminds me of a snickers advert...

After seeing that... I could do with a...





JOY-RIDE IN A TANK!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on March 24, 2016, 12:33:30 PM

Off topic.

Thank god it's holy week, I was saved from a lot of humiliation this saturday. My teacher is on vacation!


Drinks on me guys! Hahahaha!!!!!



Joke. Need to study harder. :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 24, 2016, 07:24:43 PM

(https://bob-irving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hd-colonial-williamsburg-va.jpg)

"We shall lodge here for the night.  I say, the
Kharghs Red Inn looks like a happy, vibrant place."

"It says, 'For 50 years the beautiful ghost of Isabella Kharghs
has appeared to welcome the guests with her violin voice.
From time to time guests relay they have heard  
familiar homespun sounds, but they never see anything and
it doesn't bother the wayfarers.' "

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 24, 2016, 08:47:28 PM

suddenly a wild dance appears
(https://replygif.net/i/1264.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2016, 12:03:49 AM

(https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-28-2015/eVVI-T.gif)

And here's how we end that dance...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 25, 2016, 05:21:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2016, 12:03:49 AM

(https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-28-2015/eVVI-T.gif)

And here's how we end that dance...

(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sleeping-rabbit-monday-at-work.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2016, 10:40:27 PM

Because it's almost Easter...

(https://getbunnybox.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Number-1.jpg)
(https://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cute-bunny-pictures/cute.jpg)
(https://www.digyourowngrave.com/content/bunny01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 26, 2016, 10:39:15 PM

Not yet here...

*Bob releases some screaming mud skippers into the thread.*  ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2016, 01:20:14 AM

I say bugger cats - BUNNIES are far more cute.

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

AWWWWWWWW

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 27, 2016, 04:41:07 AM

(https://www.hideme.io/uploads/2015/9/28/20-photogenic-animals-posing-for-the-camera-14.jpg)


https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/21/easter-bunny-debunked-how_n_852187.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2016, 10:32:38 AM

Not that I wish to offend the Catholics, but hopefully those with a sense of humour will see this for what it is...

(https://s15.postimg.org/vvw8pu60r/Hang_Time.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 27, 2016, 01:28:34 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2016, 03:10:52 PM

Hate to break it to you Bob, but the Easter bunny ain't real.    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 28, 2016, 04:25:49 AM

Not anymore.  You're lack of belief has killed him.

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_12ac38_200832.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on March 28, 2016, 04:26:38 AM

Happy easter everyone!

(https://www.cccgo.com/images/thumbs/easterfrontweb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 28, 2016, 04:36:00 AM

Strawberry peep?  They're not infected.

(https://i.imgur.com/PqBNcQh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2016, 04:45:33 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on March 28, 2016, 04:26:38 AM

Happy easter everyone!

(https://whynogod.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/d4hbs.png?w=640)

(https://6544-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/God.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on March 28, 2016, 04:48:33 AM

why did you post those? to be funny?

btw I'm not the one to be worried haha where did that come from ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2016, 09:58:08 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on March 28, 2016, 04:48:33 AM

why did you post those? to be funny?

The same could be said for THIS:

Quote from: pencilart3 on March 28, 2016, 04:26:38 AM

(https://www.cccgo.com/images/thumbs/easterfrontweb.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on March 28, 2016, 04:05:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2016, 09:58:08 AM

The same could be said for THIS:
 ::)

the things I put up with on this retarded forum

Have a nice day

::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2016, 12:24:25 AM

Yeah, you're right. Religions dumb. Let's get back to BABY OWLS!!!

(https://15858-presscdn-0-65.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/default/files/images/Owl8jpg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 29, 2016, 04:38:14 AM

(https://www.wildscenes.com/images/graphics/barn_owl_church.jpg)

Owls get that way too it seems...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2016, 06:45:47 AM

(https://cdn.pcwallart.com/images/cute-white-baby-owl-wallpaper-4.jpg)

So ADORABLE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 29, 2016, 09:23:29 AM

  There's beauty in all seasons.
Rejoice always!      :-*




(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/65/2d/cd/652dcdc7fdc299b54be2af56ab28bc84.gif)




.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2016, 10:29:29 AM

 ::)

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/watership-down-parents-left-horrified-as-1978-animated-film-traumatises-children-on-easter-sunday-a6956061.html


I'd post a pic except they're a bit creepy and it's work to post pics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 29, 2016, 03:50:07 PM

and now time to dance [again]
(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jsc.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2016, 09:58:49 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 29, 2016, 03:50:07 PM

and now time to dance

(https://media.giphy.com/media/WfyP9ebBuovu0/giphy.gif)

And if you like Autotune, and a little creativity:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 30, 2016, 11:30:28 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/1b81644a141684691925559889_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 31, 2016, 05:09:48 AM

It's been a while...so time for some cat pictures!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/56/79/e0/5679e06fc6981327c1a222b5a75e4d34.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2016, 12:30:14 PM

Damnit... No more bloody cat pictures...

Burn that cat to...





Oh Wait... It's already on fire...    ::)

I can sort that out...

[goes to get a fire extinguisher, puts the fire out]...

Okay... And here's a new picture of the kitty...



(https://a.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/coexist/imagecache/1280/poster/2013/08/1682787-poster-1280-steam.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 31, 2016, 02:42:31 PM

So you like smoke cats? Here's one for you :)
(https://coons-de-la-croix-du-mayne.e-monsite.com/medias/images/black-smoke.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2016, 09:59:30 PM

Mmm... Let's see if I have any more pictures of cats...

Here's one...

(https://s16.postimg.org/cwatxruyd/cat.jpg)



(F.Y.I. There's about 280 more where that came from)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 03, 2016, 12:57:45 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2016, 09:57:01 PM

There are dark, sordid parts of the internet that I dare never go...

But thanks to Bob, he brings parts of them here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 03, 2016, 10:38:52 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 03, 2016, 12:57:45 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2016, 01:23:07 AM

(https://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/4253922/Dieter-from-Sprockets.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2016, 01:28:13 AM

This thing creeps me out a bit.  Maybe it will scare others away from the thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/rNjdOds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 04, 2016, 04:05:55 AM

(https://commentphotos.com/gallery/CommentPhotos.com_1391957063.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 04, 2016, 10:12:40 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/f49eY.png?fb)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2016, 11:30:14 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 03, 2016, 10:38:52 PM

Well... They're german. Certainly can't be weirder than this:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2016, 11:30:41 PM

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-there-is-no-mistake-so-great-as-the-mistake-of-not-going-on-william-blake-54-13-82.jpg)


Nope.   I was trying to find a "not going there" image to show I'm not going any further with Japanese stuff.  They just get too weird.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 15, 2016, 10:07:34 AM

Hmm 10 days, now is the purrrfect time to pounce on the win  when mo one is looking.
*Quickly wins , then gets the heck meowt of there
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a2/8a/68/a28a6860d916df7a70e05b03e9bcdfd7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2016, 11:43:10 AM

Mmmm... Don't know how I managed to let this thread go without my attention, but I'm going to rectify that.

(https://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02647/01_18231646_fc89e1_2647041a.jpg)

Just hold still...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 15, 2016, 12:27:59 PM

I have been posting all the time, but my posts are invisible. So you will not even know when I have already won :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2016, 01:17:05 PM

If they're invisible and they can't be seen, then you can't claim that you've won if no one can see it.

I however like the good old posts that you can see. This way I can brag about my ultimate (and inevitable) WIN!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2016, 11:07:10 PM

Damn.  I thought this might actually fall off the first page.

This is what I would have posted before.

(https://i.imgur.com/jP7NEty.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2016, 11:16:09 PM

AWWWWWWWW...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 16, 2016, 04:43:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2016, 01:17:05 PM

If they're invisible and they can't be seen, then you can't claim that you've won if no one can see it.

Of course I can!

(https://yt3.ggpht.com/-46C7rajZ38k/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/qB6IwRQwuUU/s900-c-k-no/photo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2016, 11:32:50 AM

*Bob places a live scallop near the entrance to scare others away.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/irerzPg.jpg)


Just realizing we've had these little emoticons here for at least 12 years now.

And who the heck would have decided to eat a scallop originally?  "Looks like a little creepy beast... I'd like to eat that."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on April 16, 2016, 07:25:32 PM

How do I upload one of my own pictures from my files?  

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2016, 10:45:02 PM

It has to be posted somewhere online first.  Imgur is one.  Photobucket is another.  Put it up there.  Then get the URL.  Put the URL inbetween  (https://URLhere)   without the space.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2016, 02:20:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 16, 2016, 11:32:50 AM

*Bob places a live scallop near the entrance to scare others away.*  ::)

Mmmm... I could eat some seafood...

[snacks deliciously on a few scallops]



Mmm... What else do you have for me Bob?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 17, 2016, 03:55:21 AM

How do you snack deliciously?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2016, 08:27:41 PM

(https://media.nbcmiami.com/images/1200*812/oysters-shutterstock_116539306.jpg)

Could be oysters... could be snot.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2016, 01:25:08 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on April 17, 2016, 03:55:21 AM

How do you snack deliciously?

It can be used in that manner... It implies that you engorged on something you found most tasty, without it being a full meal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2016, 02:41:26 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/lCOcBvK.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2016, 03:32:59 AM

Hows this for a cute animal fail...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 18, 2016, 01:44:27 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/CwqTfVDinxXI4/giphy.gif)
(https://piq.codeus.net/static/media/userpics/piq_203528_400x400.png)

suddenly a wild Hoff gang appeared.
Hasellfoff used flash blind cute combo.
flash blind cute combo was very effective.
Flash blind cute combo caused blindness. Flash bind cute combo caused stun.
You were defeated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 18, 2016, 08:10:23 PM

(https://www.autrefoisantiques.com/images/1544.jpg)

"To be defeated is surfeited."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2016, 12:25:56 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 18, 2016, 01:44:27 PM

You were defeated.

(https://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/4-21/mFFYLXyqAW-4.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2016, 03:35:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2016, 03:32:59 AM

Hows this for a cute animal fail...

Sorry, didn't watch...I am not into owls or weddings...

Then again...

(https://m0.her.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Im_winning.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2016, 07:33:56 AM

You forget that this happens literally seconds after your uploaded gif...

(https://bananastandard.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/rat-race-falls-asleep.gif)

















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































I win!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 19, 2016, 10:00:12 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ic97mPViHEG5O/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2016, 11:25:12 AM

I win again!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2016, 01:48:31 PM

Big black posts don't impress me   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 19, 2016, 02:18:12 PM

it's grey

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2016, 05:39:36 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on April 19, 2016, 02:18:12 PM

it's grey

Depends on your screen... And makes no difference to me winning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2016, 11:59:54 PM

It may not make a difference, but it does make this page the longest page in history.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 20, 2016, 04:16:29 AM

Time to get something like this?

(https://jqueryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Vertical-Scrolling-Speed-520x245.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2016, 04:59:40 AM

Nah... I was just bored.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 20, 2016, 05:01:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2016, 04:59:40 AM

Nah... I was just bored.

I have a solution! Just go to more interesting threads. I'll close this down for you  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2016, 02:22:04 PM

Quote from: outin on April 20, 2016, 05:01:15 AM

I have a solution! Just go to more interesting threads. I'll close this down for you  :-*

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/58161319.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 20, 2016, 11:53:34 PM

And then an albino moose wandered into thread.   Randomly.

(https://i.imgur.com/n8d3Cjt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 12:21:45 AM

Following this, an albino snake wandered into the thread, randomly...

(https://www.caribbeanpets.com/site/images/animals/reptiles/albino_king_snake/albino_king_snake_01L.jpg)

...and killed and ate the albino moose. The end.





I win.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 21, 2016, 12:36:16 AM

(https://[https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/2e138412142668620694219386_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 03:28:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2016, 02:22:04 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/58161319.jpg)

Sigh...People just don't appreciate kindness anymore  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 03:29:10 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 21, 2016, 12:36:16 AM

(https://[https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/2e138412142668620694219386_700wa_0.gif)

You failed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 03:31:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 12:21:45 AM

Following this, an albino snake wandered into the thread, randomly...

...and killed and ate the albino moose. The end.



I win.    ;D

Sorry, you didn't...an albino quirrel came and killed and ate the albino snake...

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01501/albino-squirrel_1501531i.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 21, 2016, 04:55:52 AM

Watch out for those albino quirrels!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 05:01:44 AM

(https://harrypotterfanzone.com/wp-content/2015/07/quirinus-quirrell.jpg)

Well... he looks kind of albino, and anyway, screw your Albino quirrel.

(https://cdn2.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/001/185/430/large/lewis-jones-trex.jpg)

ALBINO TYRANNOSAURUS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 05:44:56 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on April 21, 2016, 04:55:52 AM

Watch out for those albino quirrels!

That damn keyboard!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 05:52:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 05:01:44 AM

(https://harrypotterfanzone.com/wp-content/2015/07/quirinus-quirrell.jpg)

Well... he looks kind of albino, and anyway, screw your Albino quirrel.

(https://cdn2.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/001/185/430/large/lewis-jones-trex.jpg)

ALBINO TYRANNOSAURUS!!!

I just sent an albino climate change your way...gone is the saurus!

And google just told me a typo squirrel guy actually exists...kind of...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 05:54:03 AM

What the flying f*ck is an albino CLIMATE CHANGE??? That's just poor. You have to come up with something better than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 21, 2016, 09:46:55 AM

Quote from: outin on April 21, 2016, 03:29:10 AM

You failed!

oh ha ha ha ha.
 Take that!  ;D
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/10d4f61c145656693880791336_700wa_0.gif) 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 12:24:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 05:54:03 AM

What the flying f*ck is an albino CLIMATE CHANGE??? That's just poor. You have to come up with something better than that.

How about an albino flying duck?

(https://www.crystalbeachlocalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Waterfowl-PDF23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 02:28:18 PM

Quote from: outin on April 21, 2016, 12:24:33 PM

How about an albino flying duck?

(https://www.crystalbeachlocalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Waterfowl-PDF23.jpg)

I'll refer to one of my previous posts...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2016, 02:18:41 AM

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02364/G_2364082b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2016, 03:18:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 02:28:18 PM

I'll refer to one of my previous posts...

An albino funnel web just crawled into the pants of your gunman...as an Australian you know what that means...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/19/4d/07/194d07be87c3422b553e630dd710b1d5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 21, 2016, 03:32:26 PM

Quote from: outin on April 21, 2016, 03:18:12 PM

An albino funnel web just crawled into the pants of your gunman...as an Australian you know what that means...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/19/4d/07/194d07be87c3422b553e630dd710b1d5.jpg)

correction. pp is a nopelandian. here see for yourself
https://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/the-land-of-nope#.ciy5Xj3j3

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 11:00:57 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 21, 2016, 03:32:26 PM

correction. pp is a nopelandian. here see for yourself

You realise that's just propaganda to convince the illegal immigrants, NOT to come here.    ;D



Plus, I'm pretty sure that type of spider is non-venomous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2016, 11:23:01 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/84997448.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 02:06:06 AM

Hey... That would be the perfect pet. It obeys commands, looks awesome - and best of all, doesn't poop all over the place.

Speaking of robots... NERDS EVERYWHERE REJOICE...

I am SO GETTING ONE OF THESE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2016, 03:50:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2016, 11:00:57 PM

Plus, I'm pretty sure that type of spider is non-venomous.

(https://5343-presscdn-0-91.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/FLW_6_OrangeStripes-Fini.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2016, 03:51:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 02:06:06 AM

I am SO GETTING ONE OF THESE!!!

Then again...there's this:

(https://thejesterscorner.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/robot-cat.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2016, 03:52:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 21, 2016, 11:23:01 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2183782/84997448.jpg)

An albino owl just ate your robot one!

(https://i.imgur.com/jhlO7B9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 09:36:39 AM

Quote from: outin on April 22, 2016, 03:51:33 AM

(https://thejesterscorner.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/robot-cat.jpeg)

The Robot cat ate your albino owl...





Awwwww....  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 22, 2016, 10:11:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 09:36:39 AM

The Robot cat ate your albino owl...





Awwwww....  :-[

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/3c18108e142666936850526038_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2016, 10:35:20 AM

(https://49.media.tumblr.com/9f9b47b703af52816a15e87b29883c3c/tumblr_mvjv6cKPu61rsq9eyo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 12:37:24 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 22, 2016, 10:11:46 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/3c18108e142666936850526038_700wa_0.gif)

What can I say... I wouldn't take that crap either...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2016, 10:09:06 PM

(https://49.media.tumblr.com/9f9b47b703af52816a15e87b29883c3c/tumblr_mvjv6cKPu61rsq9eyo1_500.gif)



(There's some potential with that being a "urinal owl."  The owl would sit in the back of the restroom and just stare are you.  "No, no, go ahead.  I'm just going to sit back here at stare at you.")  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 10:47:50 PM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/b7/5e/ebb75ea8eb9b14180c31fba2c51092a0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 23, 2016, 01:21:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2016, 10:47:50 PM

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/eb/b7/5e/ebb75ea8eb9b14180c31fba2c51092a0.jpg)

be gone  foul demon! I am the legendary gaurdian deity of  this thread.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/20/article-2345120-1A6BB061000005DC-983_634x511.jpg)
you shall not win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 23, 2016, 02:18:18 PM

*Bob channels Bernhard.* 

Have a look here...


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions


Scroll down the part where it mentions you winning this thread.



Hahaha..... ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2016, 01:36:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 23, 2016, 02:18:18 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions

Scroll down the part where it mentions you winning this thread.

That's okay - I wouldn't be too happy either, you're name ain't there either.

I'm going to win this thread!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 24, 2016, 04:20:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2016, 01:36:00 AM

I'm going to win this thread!!!

(https://a.wattpad.com/cover/4122519-368-k4a01e8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2016, 08:43:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2016, 01:36:00 AM

I'm going to win this thread!!!

That... wasn't a dream.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 24, 2016, 10:41:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2016, 08:43:17 AM

That... wasn't a dream.

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdro6yK11qa7dyho1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2016, 04:01:55 PM

(Just found it.  No idea about it.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2016, 01:14:57 AM

Quote from: outin on April 24, 2016, 10:41:46 AM

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pdro6yK11qa7dyho1_1280.jpg)

(https://www.kathrynvanaukencoaching.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/When-you-argue-with-reality-you-lose.png)

Just accept the truth... I shall win, and you cannot. I know it hurts, but it's better to accept the truth now...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2016, 02:10:48 AM

*Bob goes to the evil side and tweaks everyone's mini blinds so they don't retract properly.*  :P

(https://i.imgur.com/L3gpL3J.jpg)


This would be pretty evil.  One of those things that would drive you nuts after a while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2016, 04:17:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2016, 01:14:57 AM

Just accept the truth... I shall win, and you cannot. I know it hurts, but it's better to accept the truth now...    ;D

(https://reikibusblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/preview.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 25, 2016, 04:42:35 AM

Now THAT it a terrifying thought....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2016, 05:38:39 AM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2016, 04:17:05 AM

(https://reikibusblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/preview.png)

PFFFFT... Hogwash. I am going to win...

(https://www.brainyquote.com/photos/a/arthurconandoyle398910.jpg)

Can't be Arthur Conan Doyle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 25, 2016, 02:01:24 PM

Such as, what is being taught in public schools ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on April 25, 2016, 09:48:56 PM

To be fair its still miles better than being indoctrinated into far right religious ideologies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2016, 10:28:26 PM

Quote from: mjames on April 25, 2016, 09:48:56 PM

To be fair its still miles better than being indoctrinated into far right religious ideologies.

Totally agree...

(https://6544-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/God.jpg)

(https://skeptic.skepticgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/unholy_trinity3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 25, 2016, 11:51:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2016, 10:28:26 PM

(https://6544-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/God.jpg)

LOL you think I'M worried?!?! HAHA you guys make no sense ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2016, 11:55:19 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65980114.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 12:48:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2016, 10:28:26 PM

(https://6544-presscdn-0-22.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/God.jpg)

My opinion for the need to not worry, was aimed towards those who DO believe in God. They can stop worrying and enjoy their lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on April 26, 2016, 01:50:42 AM

you should worry if youre not a muslim...
because islam is the one true religion.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 26, 2016, 02:05:29 AM

What a classic, influenced-by-peers, straight-out-of-the-atheist-book response ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on April 26, 2016, 02:10:43 AM

I'll pray for u
may allah and mohamet save ur soul

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2016, 03:12:25 AM

Lets get back to reality...even the albino primate is laughing at you...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/39/73/8b/39738b10077155c0bc317b4e800b728d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on April 26, 2016, 04:00:42 AM

if u talking to me...i know wut reality is...

mashalalalallah

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 04:15:25 AM

Quote from: mjames on April 26, 2016, 01:50:42 AM

...because islam is the one true religion.

Bollocks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2016, 06:17:56 AM

Quote from: mjames on April 26, 2016, 04:00:42 AM

if u talking to me...

Wasn't really  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 26, 2016, 10:13:02 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/5e198345143011962206234875_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 10:30:01 AM

I think that guy needs to try drinking a little more of this:

(https://groceries.iceland.co.uk/medias/sys_master/root/h6d/h59/8882046763038.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 26, 2016, 12:42:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 10:30:01 AM

I think that guy needs to try drinking a little more of this:

(https://groceries.iceland.co.uk/medias/sys_master/root/h6d/h59/8882046763038.jpg)

*gets in car to go to store to buy some nescafe in winner's medium roast, so i can brew up a  cup of victory
(https://i.imgur.com/cn4bCjv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on April 26, 2016, 01:12:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 04:15:25 AM

Bollocks.

how so???? isnt it plausible that out of 4000+ religions that islam is the right one...????
PLUS
all the miracles.


idk which is more fun, christian fundamentalists or muslims.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 09:58:49 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 26, 2016, 12:42:11 PM

*gets in car to go to store to buy some nescafe in winner's medium roast, so i can brew up a  cup of victory

Well... I'm drinking my coffee out of this.

(https://rlv.zcache.com/all_i_do_is_win_coffee_mug-rdba0027ab7bb49b2ade75030a22d2ea1_x7jgr_8byvr_324.jpg)

Quote from: mjames on April 26, 2016, 01:12:07 PM

how so???? isnt it plausible that out of 4000+ religions that islam is the right one...????
PLUS
all the miracles.

What miracles? I don't think there is one scientifically recorded miracle that science can't explain (or rationality for that matter).

As for your other question...

Quote from: mjames on April 26, 2016, 01:12:07 PM

idk which is more fun, christian fundamentalists or muslims.

Gotta admit - It isn't the fundamental christians who have been blowing themselves up as of late...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on April 26, 2016, 10:07:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2016, 09:58:49 PM

What miracles? I don't think there is one scientifically recorded miracle that science can't explain (or rationality for that matter).

I'm just being facetious, didn't you look into the video? There's this entire branch of Islamic fundamentalism that started off somewhere in the late 1980s. The idea is that all scientific discoveries were "predicted" by the Quran. It's quite common to hear this from moderate and fundamentalist muslims alike...

"Mohamet (praise be to his name!) was an idiot and therefor should have not written such a brilliant 'scientific' document."

However the FUN in it is how they identify the "miracles", and that is through distorting the original text to such a point that it "fits" (even after distortion, theyre still ambiguous) scientific discoveries.

Example:

I LOVE THIS! It is FAR more delicious than Christian fundamentalism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2016, 12:14:39 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Four_Locks_Panorama_from_Berm_Side_of_Chesapeake_and_Ohio_Canal.jpg/1920px-Four_Locks_Panorama_from_Berm_Side_of_Chesapeake_and_Ohio_Canal.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 27, 2016, 10:01:18 AM

Victory. Now i dance
(https://www.bobbymichaud.com/images/dancingbaby.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2016, 11:42:55 AM

For some reason, this song came into my head when watching the dancing baby...

Who also knew that the Hoff did a cover of it... YEEEEESH!!!    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 27, 2016, 11:47:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2016, 11:42:55 AM

For some reason, this song came into my head when watching the dancing baby...

Who also knew that the Hoff did a cover of it... YEEEEESH!!!    ::)

that's hoff-tastic!
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/2257691/hasselhoff-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 27, 2016, 12:11:56 PM

You can't fool me into watching the video...I'll win the thread while you people are trying to erase that thing from your ears and eyes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2016, 01:57:35 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 27, 2016, 11:47:57 AM

that's hoff-tastic!

No... I would have said it's...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/v9rfTQBNqdsSA/giphy.gif)

Hoff-al...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ktC_bDbIdPg/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2016, 02:33:53 AM

(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/eb90d6b6ecb0519ab977c648b53d6fea4cd8a69f56d89ca631ab1f2b53408466_1.gif)

(https://pixabay.com/static/uploads/photo/2013/07/13/10/24/burglar-157142_960_720.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on April 28, 2016, 11:50:46 AM

Off topic,, just wanted to share, teacher went on hiatus for  almost 1 and a half month. I'm a terrible piano student. *cries in a corner*



Edit: OMG, i should've posted this on "what's on your mind right now?" section. Oh well, sorry guys. Please do continue as you were.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 28, 2016, 11:58:40 AM

Quote from: reiyza on April 28, 2016, 11:50:46 AM

Off topic,, just wanted to share, teacher went on hiatus for  almost 1 and a half month. I'm a terrible piano student. *cries in a corner*



Edit: OMG, i should've posted this on "what's on your mind right now?" section. Oh well, sorry guys. Please do continue as you were.

nice  try, but you cannot win by mistake. sorry, no win for you.
but good job
(https://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/david-hasselhoff-baywatch-thumbs-up-nerd-happy-1412016437p.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on April 28, 2016, 01:06:02 PM

Haha. i Wasn't even trying to win. I knew i posted in the wrong thread. :))

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2016, 02:26:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 28, 2016, 02:33:53 AM

(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/eb90d6b6ecb0519ab977c648b53d6fea4cd8a69f56d89ca631ab1f2b53408466_1.gif)

Let me try to explain it this way then with this lovely drawing of yourself...

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/cardfight/images/a/ac/Joke_over_your_head.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2016, 03:44:59 AM

(https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Conan-OBrien-Sarcastic-Clap-and-Thumbs-Up.gif)


 ;D ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2016, 03:54:53 AM

Enough of those guys...The albino amphibia will take the stage now...

(https://www.axolotl.org/images/animals/axolotl.jpg)

And he declares me the winner!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2016, 09:54:21 AM

You should hang your head in shame, much like the swan for your pithy attempt to crown yourself winner of the thread.    ;D

You can't win... because I'll be there to stop you.    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2016, 11:53:42 AM

See! I am not giving up, you have no chance  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2016, 02:15:25 PM

You don't stand a chance. I have heard Mary had a little lamb, possibly more than 1,000 times in my life.

I have endless patience.

You will not win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 29, 2016, 02:20:35 PM

Quote from: outin on April 29, 2016, 11:53:42 AM

not giving up,...8)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Vuw9m5wXviFIQ/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2016, 02:30:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2016, 02:15:25 PM

I have endless patience.

I have very little, but I will win anyway  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 29, 2016, 03:27:45 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 29, 2016, 02:20:35 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Vuw9m5wXviFIQ/giphy.gif)

Actually, I just watched this while listening to

he kind of dances to the music, sort of 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2016, 03:38:23 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on April 29, 2016, 03:27:45 PM

he kind of dances to the music, sort of 8)

And I took the bait...he really does  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2016, 10:51:35 PM

Quote from: outin on April 29, 2016, 02:30:41 PM

I have very little, but I will win anyway  ;D

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/79/79ce13ca962e5f808680d1c72a283c83e7a485a37597318bf067bb904509ee7e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 30, 2016, 02:04:47 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/XK7VcGR.gif)

Elephant for the win!  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2016, 03:05:31 AM

That MAY be the most creative picture I've seen in a while, but we're still staring essentially at a cat's arse.

Another great use for a cat:

(https://www.hookshotinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cat-copter-main.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2016, 06:07:56 AM

Funny, I was just thinking that I am bored with albinos and should instead post something with eumelanin. But Bob already did. So I'll go for phaeomelanin instead.

Here's Peepee after I have won the thread

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/db/18/0edb1899bb6d55313ed21dfbaeca8017.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on April 30, 2016, 07:14:08 AM

I'm pretty sure this thread was just designed to trick people into losing forever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 30, 2016, 01:20:46 PM

You're just now realizing that....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 30, 2016, 03:10:13 PM

(https://taildraggersinc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/instagram-digest-20130929-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2016, 02:17:19 AM

Quote from: outin on April 30, 2016, 06:07:56 AM

Here's Peepee after I have won the thread

You see... the problem is you seem to be under the assumption that you're going to win...

And we ALL know what happens when you assume... You make yourself look like a total ass.

Keep thinking positive thoughts though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2016, 06:08:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2016, 02:17:19 AM

And we ALL know what happens when you assume... You make yourself look like a total ass.
 

Me...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/01/30/de013028bd9fe4d6d8c72f42ebe517ec.jpg)

You...
(https://www.commentsdb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/You-Loser-Animated-Graphic.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2016, 06:37:53 AM

I bought you a book Outin...

(https://ubdavid.org/kids-world/lets-talk-about/graphics/bad-sport-cover.jpg)

Happy reading...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2016, 06:41:13 AM

I'm afraid I am indeed a very bad loser... I never seem to manage to do it  :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2016, 09:45:40 AM

Quote from: outin on May 01, 2016, 06:41:13 AM

I'm afraid I am indeed a very bad loser... I never seem to manage to do it  :(

Well, when I win this thread, it'll be a learning experience.    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 02, 2016, 11:30:49 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/71/bd/7271bddcae98297a61ded1cdb75a04c4.jpg)


You all have much experience.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 02, 2016, 01:49:43 PM

Finally, something I agree with.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2016, 09:57:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 02, 2016, 11:30:49 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/71/bd/7271bddcae98297a61ded1cdb75a04c4.jpg)


You all have much experience.

So far... what I've learned, is that you are all persistent __________'s.

But I'm Scottish. We defeated the British, and I will defeat you all.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 02, 2016, 11:24:15 PM

You guys are all doing a lot of learning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 03, 2016, 04:34:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 02, 2016, 11:24:15 PM

You guys are all doing a lot of learning.

Learning actually makes you more narrow-minded... So I prefer not to and instead keep all options open  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2016, 02:41:45 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 02, 2016, 11:24:15 PM

You guys are all doing a lot of learning.

I'll be doing a lot of winning as well... I like to multi-task.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 04, 2016, 12:21:32 AM

Quote from: outin on May 03, 2016, 04:34:26 AM

Learning actually makes you more narrow-minded... So I prefer not to and instead keep all options open  ;D

The more concrete, the less fluid.



(https://www.ramahughes.com/spacesquid_vs_spaceshuttle.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/03/eb/7e03eb494945840a65ec496146dd8b5b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2016, 08:57:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 04, 2016, 12:21:32 AM

The more concrete, the less fluid.

You know me... I love my fluids...

(https://uncrate.com/p/2013/09/johnnie-walker-platinum-xl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 04, 2016, 11:37:53 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/TmlAtO1.jpg)

Ink Nightowl, Hua Tunan, Traditional, 2013

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 04, 2016, 11:52:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 04, 2016, 11:37:53 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/TmlAtO1.jpg)

Ink Nightowl, Hua Tunan, Traditional, 2013

Golden Anniversary (think that's what it's called) , Vladimir Kush
(https://trash-russia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/russian-salvador-dali-surrealistic-paintings-by-vladimir-kush-5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2016, 10:00:28 PM

(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/i1Ah78UNNDWw/v1/-1x-1.jpg)

Kazimir Malevich's White on white...

$15,000,000 apparently... I swear the art world is seriously screwed up.

https://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-11-14/why-pay-15-million-for-a-white-canvas (https://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-11-14/why-pay-15-million-for-a-white-canvas)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 04, 2016, 11:33:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2016, 10:00:28 PM

(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/i1Ah78UNNDWw/v1/-1x-1.jpg)

Kazimir Malevich's White on white...

$15,000,000 apparently... I swear the art world is seriously screwed up.

https://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-11-14/why-pay-15-million-for-a-white-canvas (https://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-11-14/why-pay-15-million-for-a-white-canvas)

I rread that it is art world


dirty little secret. Huge art purchases used to money launder and pay or transfer vast amounts of wealth by sidestepping certain kinds of taxes tariffs amd reporting

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2016, 06:19:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2016, 10:00:28 PM

(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/i1Ah78UNNDWw/v1/-1x-1.jpg)

Kazimir Malevich's White on white...

For once I agree that I would not pay much for that particular work, although it might be more impressive in real life.

Then again there's things like this (20million)...

(https://m5.paperblog.com/i/22/222289/really-expensive-abstract-art-gerhard-ritchte-L-wPJR6p.jpeg)

If I had the cash, why not...It would fit my piano room really well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2016, 10:43:11 AM

Blank Post, by Bob.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2016, 12:10:05 PM

(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2016, 12:13:30 PM

(https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/up-arrow_318-74795.png)(https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/up-arrow_318-74795.png)(https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/up-arrow_318-74795.png)(https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/up-arrow_318-74795.png)(https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/up-arrow_318-74795.png)

Now, THAT'S HOW YOU DO a proper Blank post. I'm sorry, but you failed in posting a blank post Bob. SHAME...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/67237234.jpg)



You gotta give me credit for that... that was f***ing genius.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2016, 12:24:11 AM

I don't think that's your post.  I think you copied part of mine and didn't give me credit. 

*Bob checks again.*  Yeah... That's looking a lot like my post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2016, 03:12:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2016, 12:24:11 AM

I don't think that's your post.  I think you copied part of mine and didn't give me credit. 

*Bob checks again.*  Yeah... That's looking a lot like my post.

(https://www.ithinkmedia.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/wallecopyrightcriminal500b-219x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2016, 11:26:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2016, 12:24:11 AM

I don't think that's your post.  I think you copied part of mine and didn't give me credit. 

*Bob checks again.*  Yeah... That's looking a lot like my post.

Nah... unfortunately you're wrong. Your blank post contained many, many text line breaks followed by a string of text which invalidated the blank post idea.

MINE, doesn't contain a single text line break and is a completely different colour to your post.

I had the genuine idea of getting pictures of the exact same Hex colour as the background and pasted it.

You're just jealous that I thought of it first.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 06, 2016, 11:56:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2016, 12:10:05 PM

(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)

space sloth approves your space. you may proceed. but you may not win.
(https://img0.gtsstatic.com/wallpapers/b0669b191ecb07b0f7d87f370606b675_large.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2016, 01:49:33 PM

I never needed Space sloths approval, nor wanted it - however, I will gratefully accept it.

I 'may' not win... but chances are I will.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2016, 02:06:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2016, 01:49:33 PM

I 'may' not win...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/51297193.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2016, 10:49:06 PM

Hey... I said I might not win, but I'll make damn sure you don't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2016, 05:59:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2016, 10:49:06 PM

Hey... I said I might not win, but I'll make damn sure you don't.

My win is inevitable I'm afraid...

(https://www.lehuaparker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/windmills.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2016, 08:09:22 AM

Outin... something you should know:

Delusion: an idiosyncratic belief or impression maintained despite being contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically as a symptom of mental disorder.

Quote from: outin on May 07, 2016, 05:59:28 AM

My win is inevitable I'm afraid...

Never going to happen. Another word you should look into:

Defeat: An instance of being defeated.

It's going to hurt when it happens.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2016, 10:10:01 PM

Not thinking of anything.  I just want to get the last post in before Nils closes the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 07, 2016, 10:38:34 PM

oops, too late

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2016, 11:11:48 PM

*Bob send s a solider back to 2013 to prevent lostinwonder from creating this thread, thereby "winning" the thread by being the last to post despite the thread never existing in the first place.*
























































Damn.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2016, 05:24:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2016, 08:09:22 AM

Delusion: an idiosyncratic belief or impression maintained despite being contradicted by reality or rational argument, typically as a symptom of mental disorder.

Correct. And here's my recommendation for yours ;)

(https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/68127/2014/04/147583-150190.jpg?itok=I9B27uqv)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2016, 06:44:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 07, 2016, 11:11:48 PM

*Bob send s a solider back to 2013 to prevent lostinwonder from creating this thread, thereby "winning" the thread by being the last to post despite the thread never existing in the first place.

You see, the sucky thing is that even if you did post in this thread, go back to 2013 and prevent the thread from being started, then you still wouldn't be the winner. Your causing of the thread to never exist means you eliminate the possibility of being the winner in 'said' thread.

Sorry... but you'd still lose.

Quote from: outin on May 08, 2016, 05:24:57 AM

(https://cdn.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/styles/article-inline-half/public/blogs/68127/2014/04/147583-150190.jpg?itok=I9B27uqv)

Are you a qualified psychologist? If not, then your opinion is moot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 08, 2016, 12:23:40 PM

Lol you all
 Thinking you'll win .... omg too funny. Haha wow
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2b/93/14/2b9314044d7b647a5b997c5d7cc84795.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2016, 12:36:25 PM

If I had the last post and then the thread ceased to exist or never existed in the first place, it would still be the last post.


(https://i.imgur.com/XF9H4tA.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 08, 2016, 12:47:50 PM

But that won't happen...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2016, 01:19:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2016, 06:44:38 AM

Are you a qualified psychologist? If not, then your opinion is moot.

Well...I did study psychology as well...so I consider myself qualified enough :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2016, 09:58:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 08, 2016, 12:36:25 PM

If I had the last post and then the thread ceased to exist or never existed in the first place, it would still be the last post.

Erm... No. If you posted the last post, then caused the thread to not exist - then you would not have the last post because the thread would not exist.

It's essentially the time travellers paradox.

Quote from: outin on May 08, 2016, 01:19:01 PM

Well...I did study psychology as well...so I consider myself qualified enough :)

And exactly what qualifications do you have? Do you have one of these?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/c3/2d/63/c32d63ad2baab40dc3e7c9c4fc61cc29.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2016, 03:56:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2016, 09:58:09 PM

Erm... No. If you posted the last post, then caused the thread to not exist - then you would not have the last post because the thread would not exist.

It's essentially the time travellers paradox.

*Bob dismisses this.*  Alternate timelines.... It still exists, but it ends there.  And it ends with a post by Bob.



This gif represents your valiant, but misguided attempt as the soldier, while the Imperial Walker represents inevitable Fate.

(https://i.imgur.com/ikfmYbC.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 09, 2016, 04:02:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2016, 09:58:09 PM

And exactly what qualifications do you have? Do you have one of these?

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/c3/2d/63/c32d63ad2baab40dc3e7c9c4fc61cc29.jpg)

You do know that most people originally want to study psychology because they are NOT quite comfortable in their heads? I did it because then I could take part in all kinds of fun laboratory experiments  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2016, 11:51:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 09, 2016, 03:56:08 AM

This gif represents your valiant, but misguided attempt as the soldier, while the Imperial Walker represents inevitable Fate.[/img]

Gif didn't load for me... didn't care anyway. I dismissed it anyway because you're ignoring the facts.

If you create an alternate timeline, then you erase the one that used to exist. If I went back in time and (just simply for hypothetical reasons) accidentally killed your mother before you were born - it's impossible to state that you existed in a timeline, because once I had accidentally killed your mother, then I have erased the possibility of you ever being able to exist - thus, you can no longer exist and in no timeline can you exist because there is only one timeline - the one we are all living in.

Sorry, but you can't win this thread... NOR this argument. Plus, I'm pretty sure that most time travelling movies have completely ignored the laws of physics in monumental ways.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 09, 2016, 09:18:50 PM

and i'll just take this win rug and be on my way
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bl5nu9v0asI/UNmWHyw2crI/AAAAAAAAdBk/TlWDxP55hZ0/s1600/007-funny-animal-gifs-raccoon-steals-carpet.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2016, 09:58:07 PM

Your win rug just lost to my random post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2016, 12:30:17 AM

https://i.imgur.com/bndZY0T.mp4

Darnit.  Too much work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 10, 2016, 04:28:44 AM

Can I win this now? :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 10, 2016, 06:35:12 AM

Quote from: reiyza on May 10, 2016, 04:28:44 AM

Can I win this now? :D

Well you can, but not now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2016, 10:54:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 10, 2016, 12:30:17 AM

https://i.imgur.com/bndZY0T.mp4

Darnit.  Too much work.

This is much easier...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ceE4RymtDQeti/giphy.gif)



I WIN!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2016, 11:04:58 AM

(https://blog.raptnrent.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/breedersbatman.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 10, 2016, 11:32:28 AM

omg winning is so tiring
(https://www.drodd.com/images10/funny-cat-gifs4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2016, 01:18:34 PM

And yet I find it very easy.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 10, 2016, 01:33:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2016, 01:18:34 PM

And yet I find it very easy.    ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/y98H0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2016, 05:45:44 PM

And then a random, shy octopus visited the thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/vRdg5N6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 10, 2016, 06:08:00 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 10, 2016, 06:35:12 AM

Well you can, but not now.

Maybe now kind maam/sir? :)

I wonder what's the prize? A private session with a hot blonde piano teacher?(female and preferrably under 30 years old.) :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2016, 09:58:13 PM

Quote from: reiyza on May 10, 2016, 06:08:00 PM

Maybe now kind maam/sir? :)

I wonder what's the prize? A private session with a hot blonde piano teacher?(female and preferrably under 30 years old.) :)

That a prize worth winning... and damnit I'm going to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2016, 11:38:00 PM

I'm disappointed in Google.  I looked up war and chaos, and it's just finding current Avengers pictures... Not quite what I was thinking or think of when I think of the chaos of war.  Maybe popular, but not so relevant to my search.



That octopus... I knew it reminded me of something.

Legend of Zelda, NES    Pols Voice character

(https://image-cdn.gamnesia.com/9924/pols__medium.gif)



I knew these were familiar....
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.3450

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2016, 11:46:05 AM

This is the REAL ZELDA!!!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bAMzIihPjAg/maxresdefault.jpg)

I spent many a wasted hour cracking open Pots for rupees and using the Master Sword to defeat Ganon.

I probably should have been doing practice instead...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 11, 2016, 07:00:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2016, 09:58:13 PM

That a prize worth winning... and damnit I'm going to win.

Oh ho.! Now we're talking! That blond teacher can put 5kg weights on my arms and have me play scales all day for all I care. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2016, 09:55:29 PM

Quote from: reiyza on May 11, 2016, 07:00:48 PM

Oh ho.! Now we're talking! That blond teacher can put 5kg weights on my arms and have me play scales all day for all I care. :)

She's MINE DAMNIT! Get your own hot, blonde teacher.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2016, 10:21:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2016, 11:46:05 AM

This is the REAL ZELDA!!!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bAMzIihPjAg/maxresdefault.jpg)

I spent many a wasted hour cracking open Pots for rupees and using the Master Sword to defeat Ganon.

I probably should have been doing practice instead...    ::)

Actually the real Zelda is this...

(https://www.mylusciouslife.com/wp-content/uploads/galleries/post-10563/thumbnails/med-Baz-Luhrmann-The-Great-Gatsby-movie-2012.jpg)

I just read the Nintendo creators got the name from The Great Gatsby.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2016, 10:45:26 PM

Oops...  Close enough.

It's F. Scott Fitzgerald's wife...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_Fitzgerald

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Zelda_Fitzgerald_portrait.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 12, 2016, 08:28:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2016, 09:55:29 PM

She's MINE DAMNIT! Get your own hot, blonde teacher.   

Oh what? You want a duel? Bring it on brother! I'll be sure to win that hot teacher's heart in no time.!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2016, 11:48:47 AM

I have a charming accent... you have no chance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 12, 2016, 11:58:12 AM

 

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2016, 11:48:47 AM

I have a charming accent... you have no chance.

Not if I win this thread, then she'll have to reconize me for sure. Grr..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 12, 2016, 12:04:32 PM

awe... look, surprise! you're losing. I keep winning

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/4c8cdb7b1199e623caf9bc567b4c6e37/tumblr_o5nkw5in1O1qg5nyao2_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 12, 2016, 12:19:56 PM

Not if I'm online to stop you.!
You and your decieving pictures of cute girls!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2016, 01:28:18 PM

Quote from: reiyza on May 12, 2016, 11:58:12 AM

Not if I win this thread, then she'll have to reconize me for sure. Grr..

Sorry boys, I heard she's gay  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 04:49:39 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/UbGe1IW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2016, 10:03:47 PM

(https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4051856.jpg)

I am.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 10:41:19 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/zZslkoE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 10:44:33 PM

(https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Danny-DeVito-Clapping.gif)



 ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 10:46:00 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/FFXPbb4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 10:48:23 PM

(https://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tumblr_ml87q0tkrp1re3x32o1_.gif)


(She doesn't know why she's clapping.)  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 10:48:59 PM

 ::)

(https://img.pandawhale.com/post-61371-kim-jong-un-clapping-gif-imgur-o7HL.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 11:01:42 PM

(https://molempire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jeff-from-community-claping.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 11:02:46 PM

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hmc.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 11:03:37 PM

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqar2vN2R1qeeqito3_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 11:04:23 PM

(https://gsngaming.com/uploads/monthly_07_2015/post-536-0-31844600-1437139191.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 12, 2016, 11:08:01 PM

Quote from: outin on May 12, 2016, 01:28:18 PM

Sorry boys, I heard she's gay  ;D

Oh wut? And here I thought, I could score a hot date.

Oh wait, don't feed me your lies! Your not gonna keep me from her. ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2016, 11:12:59 PM

(https://a.fod4.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/conan.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2016, 01:38:37 AM

Canada geese, passing through the forum....



(https://njcooperator.com/_data/nj/articles/3558.jpg?w=640&h=360&mode=crop&scale=both)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 13, 2016, 02:21:22 AM

All this clapping makes me think of this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2016, 04:28:37 AM

Quote from: reiyza on May 12, 2016, 11:08:01 PM

Oh wut? And here I thought, I could score a hot date.

Oh wait, don't feed me your lies! Your not gonna keep me from her. ;)

It's not like I'm interested anyway...I am yet to meet a hot piano teacher...Maybe if I did jazz instead of classical...

(https://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/08/16/the-jazz-pianist-that-john-f-kennedy-saved/jcr:content/image.img.2000.jpg/1378999575261.cached.jpg)

(https://ejazznews.com/wp-content/uploads/ChristianSands-NYC-00199.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2016, 04:31:49 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 13, 2016, 05:23:47 AM

Quote from: outin on May 13, 2016, 04:28:37 AM

It's not like I'm interested anyway...I am yet to meet a hot piano teacher...Maybe if I did jazz instead of classical...

Maybe you could still be a jazz pianist and be a classical at the same time.?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2016, 06:24:54 AM

Quote from: reiyza on May 13, 2016, 05:23:47 AM

Maybe you could still be a jazz pianist and be a classical at the same time.?

I don't want to be a jazz pianist I want to play the sax! I wonder if I could find a really hot sax teacher instead...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 13, 2016, 01:02:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 12, 2016, 10:41:19 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/zZslkoE.jpg)

(https://m.popkey.co/cb13df/0JeND.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2016, 02:43:59 PM

Quote from: outin on May 13, 2016, 06:24:54 AM

I don't want to be a jazz pianist I want to play the sax! I wonder if I could find a really hot sax teacher instead...

How about this guy? He seems to know how to play the sax...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2016, 06:15:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2016, 02:43:59 PM

How about this guy? He seems to know how to play the sax...

I guess he could teach me some endurance  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2016, 10:43:31 PM

Quote from: outin on May 13, 2016, 04:31:49 AM

Also - where in the darkest, most obscure and shifty place in the internet did you find THAT???

That is just...



...SAD!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2016, 05:50:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2016, 10:43:31 PM

Also - where in the darkest, most obscure and shifty place in the internet did you find THAT???

That is just...



...SAD!!!

You are so right, someone doesn't know how to draw cats, they look more like foxes or dogs  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2016, 06:20:15 AM

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scsc.gif)


(https://media3.giphy.com/media/6dJaim7ELSxmE/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2016, 06:35:55 AM

Quote from: outin on May 14, 2016, 05:50:33 AM

You are so right, someone doesn't know how to draw cats, they look more like foxes or dogs  ::)

THAT'S your only problem with that video??? Other than the poor animation, the pathetic music loop plastered all over the video and the fact that this sort of crap doesn't need to belong on the internet???

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I was a bit saddened, that I had missed the first round of applause for my win. You see - I was working... and earning money instead of posting pointless gifs...

...but since Round 2 has started - I may as well join in.

(https://www.joesdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/joker-clapping.gif)

I CHALLENGE the next poster to find a GIF in which the clapper is clapping in beat with mine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2016, 07:19:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2016, 06:35:55 AM

I CHALLENGE the next poster to find a GIF in which the clapper is clapping in beat with mine.

This is what I think of your pathetic challenge!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2016, 10:35:57 AM

I clicked on that video simply so I could downvote the video...

You really know the darkest, most creepy parts of the internet... and I'm not so sure that's a good thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2016, 10:46:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2016, 10:35:57 AM

I clicked on that video simply so I could downvote the video...

You really know the darkest, most creepy parts of the internet... and I'm not so sure that's a good thing.

My dark and creepy cats showed me the way...and there's more!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 14, 2016, 01:12:23 PM

Quote from: outin on May 14, 2016, 10:46:40 AM

My dark and creepy cats showed me the way...and there's more!

rawrrrrr follow me
 Rawwrrr i am ferocious
(https://guidelive.imgix.net/1431711474-kitten.gif?fit=clip&q=50&or=0&h=214)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2016, 01:39:13 PM

Quote from: visitor on May 14, 2016, 01:12:23 PM

rawrrrrr follow me
 Rawwrrr i am ferocious
(https://guidelive.imgix.net/1431711474-kitten.gif?fit=clip&q=50&or=0&h=214)

I have to say I rarely find cat videos funny but this one made me LOL  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2016, 03:11:19 PM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b2/b2fee5b33e88ae37aeeedc442db12ca5838a01f9572f2b921ffffdf24e54e80f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 14, 2016, 03:43:15 PM

What happened to that hot blonde girl?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2016, 06:09:48 PM

Quote from: reiyza on May 14, 2016, 03:43:15 PM

What happened to that hot blonde girl?

She left. She's into winners but I'm not into hot blond girls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2016, 01:51:14 AM

If she's into winners - why did she leave. I'm into hot blonde girls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 15, 2016, 02:02:13 AM

If she is into winners then what does that have to do with you or your preferences perfect pitch? And I'm not. At least, certainly not girls, PLURAL.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2016, 12:52:46 AM

And then tree goats appeared in the thread....  ::)

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xtLhtNBM3h8/VVL4cfPXTJI/AAAAAAABB9A/nt70tdrLrNk/goats-argan-trees-7%25255B6%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)


The tree goats will eat fruit from the tree.  And they will poop.


(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/f8/Mindtrick.png/revision/latest?cb=20130313232210)

"You will take their poop and press oil out of it.  You will use that oil on your food."



 :P Except it's all true from what I read.  Maybe they eat Argan oil with their food while sipping Kopi Luwak (cat poop coffee).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2016, 05:01:32 AM

*Bob places a four dimensional sphere in the thread to confuse the hell out of everyone.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2016, 11:49:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 16, 2016, 05:01:32 AM

*Bob places a four dimensional sphere in the thread to confuse the hell out of everyone.*

Just because you put a 4-dimensional sphere in the thread, doesn't mean you can control it... so your gesture still doesn't guarantee your win.

See... I can paste a picture of a Penteract

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Penteract_projected.png)

...but that doesn't mean I will win.



My stubbornness and patience guarantee's that.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 16, 2016, 12:15:40 PM

Here's a Poincaré sphere, on or beneath which the three Stokes parameters [S1, S2, S3] (or [Q,U,V]) are plotted in Cartesian coordinates...... yes indeed.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bf/Poincar%C3%A9_sphere.svg/250px-Poincar%C3%A9_sphere.svg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 16, 2016, 01:05:20 PM

whew all this winning is making me work up a sweat.  time to cool off
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DgjC4nmCdfg/Vzhkbg6E5bI/AAAAAAAABlk/Tju3twqzv4402X1H8ihhqC7aEQmpaE21wCLcB/s1600/husky.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2016, 09:57:22 PM

That's disgusting... Who wants dog hair in your ice???

And I thought having a fly in your drink was bad... Fleas would be worse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2016, 10:59:24 PM

*Bob thinks that's a hamburger.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: reiyza on May 16, 2016, 11:56:44 PM

Hot blonde russian girl pianist. :)

Gotto win this. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2016, 02:43:43 AM

*Bob buys some rhinos and releases them into the thread.*

Wait... This isn't right.  This isn't working at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2016, 02:30:46 PM

Quote from: reiyza on May 16, 2016, 11:56:44 PM

Hot blonde russian girl pianist. :)

RUSSIAN??? Meh... maybe it isn't worth winning then.

Although I'm happy to continue winning for my own feeling of self-worth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2016, 11:44:09 PM

(https://j.gifs.com/v2zB08.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2016, 11:33:42 AM

Bloody russians...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 18, 2016, 07:46:52 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/fffda5aa141805705992513660_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2016, 10:00:01 PM

Here's a picture that always makes me smile...

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/A_29456b_989416.jpg)



And reminds me WHY I didn't go into Networking as a career.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 24, 2016, 10:29:00 AM

Stampede!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/rSbOG82.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2016, 11:05:15 AM

Where's one of these guys when you need them...

(https://archives.deccanchronicle.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_node_view/public/previewimage/commentary/2013/Jun/crocodile-ap-0702.jpg)

Couldn't just let me win, could you???

5 days... I believe we have a new record.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 24, 2016, 12:59:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2016, 11:05:15 AM

Couldn't just let me win, could you???

5 days... I believe we have a new record.

I like to play with my victims...make them think they are winning before giving the final blow...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2016, 02:32:37 PM

What final blow??? Your victory lasted less than 2 hours... mine lasted 5 days.

No offense, but you've lost yet again... to ME!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 24, 2016, 02:45:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2016, 02:32:37 PM

What final blow??? Your victory lasted less than 2 hours... mine lasted 5 days.

No offense, but you've lost yet again... to ME!!!

I do not care for temporary "wins". I always go for the real thing. And I am in no hurry, I will enjoy watching you guys struggle...for nothing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2016, 09:56:35 PM

Quote from: outin on May 24, 2016, 02:45:01 PM

I do not care for temporary "wins". I always go for the real thing.

Yeah, but you'll never get it.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kawai_cs on May 25, 2016, 01:26:51 AM

Oops, I am in wrong thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2016, 02:58:05 AM

No problem.

*Bob is lazy and lets others bring the thread back up to the top of the list.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 25, 2016, 10:26:49 AM

C'mon Cletus quit messin' ''round! Ma Belle said they dun on went this way!

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/4fd4e7d3142526321270416143_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2016, 11:28:03 AM

Quote from: kawai_cs on May 25, 2016, 01:26:51 AM

Oops, I am in wrong thread.

That's a great excuse reason...

Whoooops... Sorry - I to, also posted in the wrong thread. My apologies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kawai_cs on May 26, 2016, 04:07:21 PM

Visitor, I hope you don't mind. I skewered and roasted one of them.
It was so fast but arrogant and it thought I would not get it but I did
Anybody has got any cranberry sauce?


 (https://dartagnan.scene7.com/is/image/DARTAGNAN/bresse-style-poached-roasted-turkey-recipe_HomeMedium?$EDP$)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 26, 2016, 06:21:56 PM

Quote from: kawai_cs on May 26, 2016, 04:07:21 PM

Visitor, I hope you don't mind. I skewered and roasted one of them.
It was so fast but arrogant and it thought I would not get it but I did
Anybody has got any cranberry sauce?


 (https://dartagnan.scene7.com/is/image/DARTAGNAN/bresse-style-poached-roasted-turkey-recipe_HomeMedium?$EDP$)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnH1sBPov5htfuU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on May 26, 2016, 06:56:17 PM

^omigod youre too funny... only reason why i ever log on this pathetic forum is just to look for visitor's gifs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2016, 09:55:01 PM

Quote from: kawai_cs on May 26, 2016, 04:07:21 PM

(https://dartagnan.scene7.com/is/image/DARTAGNAN/bresse-style-poached-roasted-turkey-recipe_HomeMedium?$EDP$)

It might look nice on the outside... but let's get a professional opinion about that turkey...

(https://www.risefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/angry-gordon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on May 26, 2016, 10:17:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2016, 09:55:01 PM

(https://www.risefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/angry-gordon.jpg)

yes..mm. .. this turkey... is Absolutely f**king DisGOSTing !!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2016, 10:36:56 PM

(https://replygif.net/thumbnail/1422.gif)


Says it's a gif, but my internet connection might be too slow.  Looks like a still to me.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2016, 10:39:47 PM

(https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Suleiman-what-Nope-Disgust.gif)

There.  This one moves for me.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kawai_cs on May 27, 2016, 12:57:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 26, 2016, 10:39:47 PM

(https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Suleiman-what-Nope-Disgust.gif)

There.  This one moves for me.  ::)

(https://i.giphy.com/3o85xlskK9pbp68Mco.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2016, 02:32:13 AM

Well it did before.  I'm tired of troubleshooting why pics don't display on here.


Schrödinger's Cat....

(https://i.imgur.com/tCPpiy8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 07:53:54 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 26, 2016, 10:36:56 PM

(https://replygif.net/thumbnail/1422.gif)

You realise that GIF is simply a file format that can also support multiple frames. It's not necessary for every gif to animate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2016, 11:03:02 AM

Boo.  I thought that was the point of gif.  Small size and to move.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 11:11:32 AM

Tut, tut.

THIS... Is a gif.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/tmXBQmS0mX9MQ/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 27, 2016, 12:16:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 11:11:32 AM

Tut, tut.

THIS... Is a gif.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/tmXBQmS0mX9MQ/giphy.gif)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/dc2ddd91141684511430751044_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 02:47:28 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/vEnwwHV.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 27, 2016, 03:04:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 02:47:28 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/vEnwwHV.gif)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/620dda9b146410170047075349_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on May 27, 2016, 03:56:56 PM

visitor u freaking nerd
you going to get ff15?

im so excited...10yrs of waiting...

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/c8c658fbeffb99fea7616f19a58b9541/tumblr_mrql9tyRvh1rlwybyo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 27, 2016, 04:43:59 PM

Quote from: mjames on May 27, 2016, 03:56:56 PM

visitor u freaking nerd
you going to get ff15?

im so excited...10yrs of waiting...

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/c8c658fbeffb99fea7616f19a58b9541/tumblr_mrql9tyRvh1rlwybyo1_400.gif)

i'm excited about it but also afraid it might be a bust. it looks beautiful and it should have been ff xiii versus since part of the same universe but unrelated story. i hope it's the hit and needed reboot that ffxiii trilogy wasn't (though i enjoy xiii and xiii-2).

i also hope it means there will be a new concert transcriptions album w ffxiv piano collections. we are over due for this too.

believe it or not , i'm more excited about the NIer sequal and the experimental project/concept that released a few years ago and recently reupped
skip to 20 seconds

nier sequal, oh man oh man oh man, i'm actually just as excited for this as i am for the FINALLY of ffxvi (shimomura is on the music side of things so i know that will not disappoint, hopefully some of hamauzu's influence will be preserved)

so yes, i need to bust out my piggy bank this year if there are not MORE DELAYS!  >:( >:( >:( :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on May 27, 2016, 06:32:52 PM

:D haha awesome, which platform are you going to play it on?

And yeah, I've heard a lot of about Nier's story. Wasn't too excited about the gameplay though XD, will definitely look into Nier's sequel.
Yeah, man SquareEnix's engine demos are always freaking cool. Best visuals in the industry.  8)  8)

The only thing that makes me sad about ff15 is that you can only control Noctis... ;( ;( ;(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 10:44:47 PM

I think I'll just leave this here...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P8PShcif0ps/maxresdefault.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/uq0FbYL.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 30, 2016, 02:16:05 PM

8 hit combo. ko. win
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-08-2014/O0PDGY.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2016, 09:55:53 PM

INFINITE TEA BAG!!!

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/2efdb91d45b1085d32da9313da3491b4/tumblr_nssfamBozK1qm2xzxo3_500.gif)



Plus, you guys are starting to lose. I've had the win for several periods of days at a time. You know you can't defeat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 30, 2016, 11:47:15 PM

But even if you somehow did win you could never brag about it

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2016, 02:35:08 AM

(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/12239873,width=178,height=178,version=1359575366/no-brag,-all-swag.png)


 ::)

Double eye roll.  I see the image was assuming that background was white....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2016, 10:28:59 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on May 30, 2016, 11:47:15 PM

But even if you somehow did win you could never brag about it

Possibly, but everyone would know I won and it could never be changed...

And that's all I care about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 31, 2016, 11:38:20 AM

Unless Nils takes down the thread.  Then he'll be the only one who knows for sure who posted last. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2016, 01:35:35 PM

That would be just cruel... given how long this thread has gone for.

I'm sure he's not that mean.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 31, 2016, 03:13:51 PM

Oh, but there's nothing to worry! Whatever happens you can all be assured that it was me who won  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on May 31, 2016, 04:17:14 PM

Can I ask an actual question? Does this thread keep the forum alive or just distract all of you terribly?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 31, 2016, 04:30:37 PM

Nice to see you again Josh! In answer to your question, I would say, yes. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: josh93248 on May 31, 2016, 06:01:42 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on May 31, 2016, 04:30:37 PM

Nice to see you again Josh! In answer to your question, I would say, yes. :P

Hey Noah, good to see you too, I was going to dedicate a video to you but there were audio problems, I'll do it again though ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on May 31, 2016, 10:20:56 PM

Haha sounds great, I can't wait to see it! :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kawai_cs on June 01, 2016, 12:30:06 AM

Oh, i see potential for another Good_morning_[I won't point finger] thread LOL

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 01, 2016, 12:35:26 AM

If the thread disappears... I could just make another thread to say that I was the last to post.  No one will be able to prove it wrong except Nils.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mspiano101 on June 01, 2016, 03:07:57 AM

Ok...I'm the winner!

:)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 01, 2016, 11:41:03 AM

Yeah... You're a real winner. :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mspiano101 on June 01, 2016, 01:30:04 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 01, 2016, 11:41:03 AM

Yeah... You're a real winner. :D

Yes, I sure am there Bob! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 01, 2016, 03:09:11 PM

*grows highly suspicious of the thread. what's going on here (besides my winning of course)?
(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/05/urkel.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2016, 12:37:32 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/46/36/c8/4636c8ae0d1d515650a7806a1ead906f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2016, 11:09:32 AM

Quote from: outin on May 31, 2016, 03:13:51 PM

Oh, but there's nothing to worry! Whatever happens you can all be assured that it was me who won  8)

Sure... Go ahead and assume you won. Go on... imagine it.

Then realise you've lost since I've just posted.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2016, 11:37:29 AM

You don't have to imagine losing right now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2016, 12:45:14 PM

Yes, but the repeated times I have returned to this thread to be the last poster symbolises my multiple triumphs, and that after 3 years, I continue to be just as annoying, deviant and untiring in my wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2016, 10:40:37 PM

Good point. Congratulations on your win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kawai_cs on June 03, 2016, 01:57:12 AM

• • Just
    testing
    something

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on June 03, 2016, 02:27:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2016, 10:44:47 PM

I think I'll just leave this here...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P8PShcif0ps/maxresdefault.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/uq0FbYL.png)

fcking pleb

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2016, 07:22:41 AM

Quote from: mjames on June 03, 2016, 02:27:53 AM

fcking pleb

(https://image15.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1000388672/views/1,width=235,height=235,appearanceId=376/Jealous-much-Women-s-T-Shirts.jpg)

(https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/6b/45/f4/6b45f47f56991334890122dd0ea69066.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2016, 11:16:35 AM

I misread a word above.

See this, this mulch?  Does it look envious?

(https://remingtonmulch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Red-colorized-in-bulk.jpg)


Jealous mulch?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2016, 10:28:01 PM

Bob... stop with the whiskey drinking, and grab your glasses.

Plus - mulch can't have an emotional state.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on June 04, 2016, 01:59:52 AM

I actually am jealous because

1. I have no current generation console
2. Or a good PC


Meaning I can't play the Witcher 3.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 04, 2016, 02:06:32 AM

Quote from: mjames on June 04, 2016, 01:59:52 AM

I actually am jealous because

1. I have no current generation console
2. Or a good PC


Meaning I can't play the Witcher 3.

That's just good. More time for piano :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2016, 05:32:33 AM

Yeah... but all work and no play makes Outin a dull boy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 04, 2016, 09:12:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2016, 05:32:33 AM

Yeah... but all work and no play makes Outin a dull boy...

Wouldn't that be fun  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2016, 04:36:49 AM

Quote from: outin on June 04, 2016, 02:06:32 AM

That's just good. More time for piano :)

Then quit screwing around with my winning streak and practice some damn piano then...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 05, 2016, 05:47:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2016, 04:36:49 AM

Then quit screwing around with my winning streak and practice some damn piano then...    ;D

I cannot practice right now...the piano is not in one piece yet :)

I will instead practice winning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2016, 12:12:53 PM

Good job!  ;D  Keep that 'practicing' going.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2016, 12:48:09 PM

This is stop some posting for a while....

(https://i.imgur.com/vvfG7EC.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2016, 01:14:43 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 05, 2016, 12:48:09 PM

This is stop some posting for a while....

You suck at grammar.

This is like an epic fail of monumental proportions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2016, 02:16:57 PM

Someone hacked my account msut have for that to happen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 05, 2016, 02:19:30 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/c81c59c9145641080812687141_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2016, 02:13:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 05, 2016, 02:16:57 PM

Someone hacked my account msut have for that to happen.

I think posting in this forum is causing your grammar skills to deteriorate.

GO, SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS BLACK HOLE and SAVE YOUR GRAMMAR!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2016, 02:23:04 AM

*Bob disagress.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2016, 04:59:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 06, 2016, 02:23:04 AM

*Bob disagress.*

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/55533285.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2016, 11:24:22 AM

Got you a comfort stuffed animal. ::)


(https://www.sbs.com.au/news/sites/sbs.com.au.news/files/styles/full/public/ebola_toy_compo.jpg?itok=fEd44hGu&mtime=1413604099)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 06, 2016, 11:58:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 06, 2016, 02:23:04 AM

*Bob disagress.*

haha no no no cat is classic, one of the first /best virals.  it's right up there with dog butt face which started a whole trend of these lol
(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/48/56/af6248b9af12ca4edbe26d540b2d474d-bulldog-has-backwards-halloween-costume.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2016, 01:52:34 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 06, 2016, 11:24:22 AM

Got you a comfort stuffed animal. ::)

Well... I don't see it in the post. C'mon - chop, chop.

I expect my Ebola stuffed animal in the mail slot within the week.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2016, 11:31:01 PM

That's odd.  It's already shipped for sure.

And once it arrives you will be able to procure a handsome profit from it.  Oh yes.  Unfortunately for it to completely it's final arrival, it only need a small bit of shipping payment covered.  I have already spent all I have for shipping, but you will have plenty of money available after it arrives.  Therefore, it is required that you send me the tiny amount of final shipping charges now so that it may arrive on time.  This is the only way to ensure it arrives safely and on time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2016, 06:19:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 06, 2016, 11:31:01 PM

That's odd.  It's already shipped for sure.

You just cannot trust the mail these days...A little package labeled Ebola did not arrive to the destination in Australia?! How can I ever trust my free anthrax samples will get there in time?  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2016, 10:41:12 AM

You should contact the authorities.  Tell them you were......  I'm going to stop there.  This will end up being one of those jokes that gets taken seriously by someone.

So... owls!  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/W0v5Oio.mp4)

Darnit...
https://i.imgur.com/W0v5Oio.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2016, 10:57:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 07, 2016, 10:41:12 AM

You should contact the authorities.  Tell them you were......  I'm going to stop there.  This will end up being one of those jokes that gets taken seriously by someone.

*I* have nothing to worry about, I'm not in US  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2016, 11:00:00 AM

ME EITHER!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2016, 11:01:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2016, 11:00:00 AM

ME EITHER!!!    ;D

Except for the packages you're going to receive soon  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2016, 01:13:45 PM

Considering you don't have my address...

I have nothing to fear.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2016, 11:22:54 PM

It's all right.  The NSA/Homeland Security already said they monitor everything outside the US in terms of internet traffic.  They just don't monitor the internal traffic... So they say.  You've already been watched ever since your internet traffic went through any US server.
https://theintercept.com/2015/06/04/nsa-hackers-nyt-warrantless-surveillance/


Meanwhile...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 08, 2016, 04:59:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 07, 2016, 11:22:54 PM

It's all right.  The NSA/Homeland Security already said they monitor everything outside the US in terms of internet traffic.  They just don't monitor the internal traffic... So they say.  You've already been watched ever since your internet traffic went through any US server.
https://theintercept.com/2015/06/04/nsa-hackers-nyt-warrantless-surveillance/

They can monitor all they want but that's about all they can do  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2016, 01:04:05 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 07, 2016, 11:22:54 PM

Given that I have perfect pitch... I can seriously say... I bled from my ears.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 08, 2016, 01:31:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2016, 01:04:05 PM

Given that I have perfect pitch... I can seriously say... I bled from my ears.

figured i can win and also ask you a question, how difficult would rate this to transcribe, and what is your rate again per x time segment or page of music? Would love this piece but searching for a while and nothing yet....
figured the hardest is that juicy improvisation after the main std/easier material....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2016, 09:57:47 PM

Well... you won briefly... but here I am yet again taking the trophy.

Honestly... not hard at all. The LH has a lot of repetitive patterns, and it's just the Right hand that has a lot of frills.

I used to do things like this, but I got in a little bit of trouble charging people to transcribe other peoples (copyrighted technically) material.

I transcribed a piece for Ted a couple of years back and all I had was an MP3 of inferior quality to that, and I did a pretty good job.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 08, 2016, 10:44:52 PM

(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/20257213/views/1,width=235,height=235,appearanceId=1,backgroundColor=f9f9f9,version=1440417743/Mother-of-God-ears-bleed-t-shirt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 09, 2016, 02:47:56 AM

And then somehow a cat squeezed into the thread.  Randomly.

(https://i.imgur.com/A3YJP9z.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kawai_cs on June 09, 2016, 03:10:27 AM

I have seen it in the Himalayas just recently

(https://i.giphy.com/fXgKfzV4aaHQI.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on June 09, 2016, 03:50:02 AM

^you scare me sometimes.


Are you still awake??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 09, 2016, 10:23:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 09, 2016, 02:47:56 AM

And then somehow a cat squeezed into the thread.  Randomly.

(https://i.imgur.com/A3YJP9z.gif)

(https://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/imagecache/Node_Page/images/1310419417595.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 09, 2016, 11:36:01 AM

(https://www.askideas.com/media/22/Funny-Fluffy-Face-Cats-Picture.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2016, 11:43:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 09, 2016, 02:47:56 AM

And then somehow a cat squeezed into the thread.  Randomly.

Sure... Randomly...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 09, 2016, 12:48:55 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/10KEZs0WcRerrG/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2016, 02:06:22 PM

Look what else I get when I type in the word 'random'...

(https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/convergence.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 09, 2016, 10:49:41 PM

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fullpage/art-fraud-spot-fakes-fooled-art-world-interactive-24456912

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 09, 2016, 11:18:05 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 09, 2016, 10:49:41 PM

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fullpage/art-fraud-spot-fakes-fooled-art-world-interactive-24456912

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/4b7843fe141900550915599103_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 10, 2016, 08:25:01 AM

(https://media.thecelebrityauction.co/picture/c/58/CwMdBE5KXR4RFVwIABUZABkVAhcASwAdCFsWBQBbGQIbF18FGwkRWR8dAARfARsEERcBTg4DH1oXCh9cCwYFFlsUB0QXGwsGFgsX/XRAEDxgIEAdKQENUVl1VQ0w9ABlZJhMBABpfIwYGFgIREEg9BhFONAQXBlo6FwYEBhANChwCWSQeD1k9C18-DAIASDgKFhtZRVFB/RVBXRVdNW1kOHRI=.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2016, 09:56:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 09, 2016, 10:49:41 PM

https://abcnews.go.com/US/fullpage/art-fraud-spot-fakes-fooled-art-world-interactive-24456912

No offense, but the idiots who pay $60m for a piece of bloody drip art or blurry squares that most 6 year olds could create - DESERVE to get ripped off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 10, 2016, 02:56:28 PM

and then somehow, the great galaxy PB & J cat floats onto the thread
(https://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-catsinspace1006/14.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2016, 10:37:06 PM

Yeah... maybe, but remember - there is no oxygen in the vastness of space.

So I think we can conclude the PB & J cat is DEAD!!!

(https://www.futuregravestone.com/image.php?&id=3.JPG&name=PB+%26+J+Cat&byear=2001&dyear=2016&insc=Died+in+the+emptiness+of+space.+No+one+cares)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2016, 12:37:25 AM

I don't think these have been posted on here.   No surprise, but they actually exist.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b9/be/44/b9be444aaf297db63cdd36da630d9530.jpg)

(https://media.galaxant.com/000/090/558/desktop-1415303008.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 11, 2016, 05:27:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2016, 10:37:06 PM

Yeah... maybe, but remember - there is no oxygen in the vastness of space.

So I think we can conclude the PB & J cat is DEAD!!!

So little you know about cats...
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/87902482/large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2016, 08:14:07 AM

My crossbow begs to differ...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2016, 04:47:16 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/05/88/9d/05889daf276b2999b9a65008b699d427.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2016, 03:36:16 AM

Excuse me a second... I'm just heading out to my shed...

[rummages about for a few minutes...]

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/PistolCrossbow122.jpg)



AH-HAH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 12, 2016, 05:11:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2016, 03:36:16 AM

Excuse me a second... I'm just heading out to my shed...

[rummages about for a few minutes...]

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/PistolCrossbow122.jpg)

AH-HAH!!!

Stupid human ::)

(https://static2.stuff.co.nz/1391561047/821/9688821.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2016, 10:03:37 AM

At least I'm a good shot...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2016, 02:01:41 PM

A lot more pics like that out there.  Ugh...

(https://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7b6/772869385_895354.gif)


I was also surprised to find this stuff.  I could not find my fat superman cat pic, so I had to settle for the flashing pic above.

(https://www.soapandglory.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/368x368/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/u/supercat-fat_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2016, 09:54:52 PM

I can't believe there are pictures like the one Bob posted out there on the internet...

I weep for the future of humanity and worry about what future civilisations will think of us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 13, 2016, 04:13:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2016, 09:54:52 PM

I can't believe there are pictures like the one Bob posted out there on the internet...

I weep for the future of humanity and worry about what future civilisations will think of us.

Don't worry, just accept what's inevitable!

(https://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/28405225.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2016, 10:44:07 AM

Horses can't breathe fire... and cat's can't wield weapons.

What type of phoney baloney do you expect I believe in???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 13, 2016, 11:44:44 AM

(https://kingdomofhorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/FireHorse.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 13, 2016, 01:45:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2016, 10:44:07 AM

Horses can't breathe fire... and cat's can't wield weapons.

What type of phoney baloney do you expect I believe in???

(https://cdn1.tnwcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2015/02/ctXFWZl-1.gif)
and i'm off, my people need me

(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/weird-funny-gif-picard-shuttle.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2016, 02:56:13 PM

I've wandered into that weird part of the internet... haven't I?

Now all that's missing it the windowless van...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 13, 2016, 03:40:13 PM

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/391736737_cf17c66ad2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2016, 09:55:41 PM

I can only presume that's the shuttle bus for here:

(https://cdn.pulptastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3140-620x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 13, 2016, 10:39:33 PM

(https://mrbarlow.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/drugs-are-bad.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 14, 2016, 09:46:55 AM

All seems pretty legit
 Yep. Everything is fine. Nothing else for me to do here. Ill go now.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/wQvFuXLMOtw8o/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2016, 02:08:17 PM

Yeah... that's 'TOTALLY' not CGI...

Just as real as this picture, found in the news this morning.

(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/68/17/a35fcb7065bcba28137a55a271fab91d-totally-not-fake-apocalypse-happening-right-now.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 14, 2016, 06:09:55 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/0b8bf8dd145652348726319517_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on June 14, 2016, 06:25:17 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 14, 2016, 09:46:55 AM

All seems pretty legit
 Yep. Everything is fine. Nothing else for me to do here. Ill go now.


(https://media.giphy.com/media/wQvFuXLMOtw8o/giphy.gif)

Im not surprised bc it is Chuck Norris.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2016, 09:57:54 PM

Quote from: briansaddleback on June 14, 2016, 06:25:17 PM

Im not surprised bc it is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is just a man... capable of error just like the rest of us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2016, 11:46:53 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/4Z27TnI.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2016, 12:29:31 PM

After Seinfeld... he went downhill.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 15, 2016, 01:23:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2016, 09:57:54 PM

Chuck Norris is just a man... capable of error just like the rest of us.

there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed because of course as we all know, no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
heeyah!
(https://www.ece.sunysb.edu/summercamp2011/images/ChuckNorrisT.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on June 15, 2016, 05:46:02 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 15, 2016, 01:23:25 PM

there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but the name was changed because of course as we all know, no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
heeyah!
(https://www.ece.sunysb.edu/summercamp2011/images/ChuckNorrisT.gif)

Im sorry but this is inaccurate. his gi must be loosened down to his belly and showing massive chest hair.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 15, 2016, 08:34:39 PM

Quote from: briansaddleback on June 15, 2016, 05:46:02 PM

... showing massive chest hair.

lol hair
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/2172013175358.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2016, 09:54:34 PM

Meh... It's Thursday. I'm just going to stick this here, since I can't be BUGGERED waiting for next Monday to post it.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/ab/4d/a7ab4d8aa1c4a0a2fec6a854ee4aed5f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 15, 2016, 11:27:01 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63241576.jpg)


 ::)  I'll side with that mass.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 16, 2016, 10:10:41 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/0cc84ffa146414849123631777_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2016, 10:42:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 15, 2016, 11:27:01 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63241576.jpg)

I suspect that you're just...

https://www.deadinsidethemovie.com/images/dead_inside_logo.gif

You heartless, heartless, loveless person.

(https://cvcdn.zpld0wgit4phl1lqbbuos0bpw.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Minions.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/aa/ca/25/aaca25579408016b018452ed69c5554e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2016, 11:30:05 AM

This one's a little more subtle.  ::)


(https://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ley1c2T0RN1qdapvlo1_500.png)  !

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2016, 01:34:47 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 16, 2016, 11:30:05 AM

(https://applauss.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/minions-bob.jpg)

For all those bloody cat pictures you posted, I'm now just going to replace them with a supposed quote from you, with the minion Bob placed in the text area.

A different one each time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 16, 2016, 02:06:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2016, 01:34:47 PM

For all those bloody cat pictures you posted, I'm now just going to replace them with a supposed quote from you, with the minion Bob placed in the text area.

.


taste righteous fire!
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Th0HFcK7--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/19ap8rosf33segif.gif)
clippidy cloppitty clip clip clop

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2016, 10:00:21 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 16, 2016, 02:06:34 PM

(https://www.eyewaysigns.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/r/e/red_7.gif)

You're messing with powers far beyond yours.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 17, 2016, 12:05:36 AM

Hey! I posted owls!


Including this superb owl....  ::)  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/PVAKKNH.jpg%3F1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 17, 2016, 01:14:18 AM

Attack mode....

(https://i.imgur.com/9ErAFVC.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 17, 2016, 04:04:23 AM

Why did you let the dog out?  ::)

(https://watchwood.drunkengamers.net/images/owls/dead.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2016, 07:45:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 17, 2016, 01:14:18 AM

Attack mode....

(https://i.imgur.com/9ErAFVC.gif)

That's a dog??? I thought it was one of those new automated mops that go around and clean your floors... You know - like the Roomba vacuums do.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 17, 2016, 11:45:23 PM

Yeah, it's a wild mophead.  The ones you see in stores were raised on farms.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2016, 07:17:00 AM

That's probably one of the best answers I've heard in a long time.

Here... have a cookie.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Chocolate-chip-cookie-crumbs-on-plate.png)























Damnit... I shouldn't have posted that thread while hungry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 18, 2016, 01:30:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2016, 10:00:21 PM

You're messing with powers far beyond yours.

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/2d839c7c146410975591702006_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 18, 2016, 05:25:08 PM

(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/dVJNUJlVS6yeyEYhtJIL_Confused%20Mark%20Wahlberg.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2016, 04:44:59 AM

Quote from: visitor on June 18, 2016, 01:30:41 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/2d839c7c146410975591702006_700wa_0.gif)

And with that Gif, I presume you know when you're defeated? Excellent. Now to take on Bob.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/64LA456eqXawg/200_s.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 19, 2016, 07:04:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2016, 04:44:59 AM

And with that Gif, I presume you know when you're defeated? Excellent. Now to take on Bob.

Yes, lets get rid of the trash and then I will gently finish this thing with you. It will be over before you even notice  :-*

Just remember:
(https://static.topyaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Losing-is-not-the-end-of-the-world..jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2016, 09:57:40 PM

Exactly...

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4024/4241444425_456736b539_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2016, 03:56:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2016, 09:57:40 PM

Exactly...

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4024/4241444425_456736b539_b.jpg)

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d088bb096edc776e0dc0a4002d14e63d28fdd2a5/c=0-10-1600-1210&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/Murfreesboro/2014/11/05/murbrd01-23-2014dnj1b00120140122imgmarsh.jpg114p680k0vl3520404.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 20, 2016, 10:23:42 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/e03d61ba146417891283417777_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2016, 10:50:57 AM

I'mma just gonna leave this here...

(https://www.mandm.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/created.jpg)





[walks away non-chalantly]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 20, 2016, 12:12:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2016, 10:50:57 AM

I'mma just gonna leave this here...

...





[walks away non-chalantly]

(https://rs302.pbsrc.com/albums/nn100/evanudinz/MrBean-4.gif~c200)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2016, 12:35:13 PM

Okay... if there's Mr Bean photoshop you're after...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cf/5c/12/cf5c127b60cd4be31a19114400b135f2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 20, 2016, 12:40:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2016, 12:35:13 PM

Okay... if there's Mr Bean photoshop you're after...

...

previously....
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mom-kicks-soccer-ball-in-kids-face-kids-sports-gifs.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2016, 01:12:07 PM

Epic fails then???

(https://img.memecdn.com/epic-fail_o_1153950.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 20, 2016, 04:50:19 PM

*day 47, the flowers have accepted me as one of their own and I am able to do most flower type things w ease and not disturb those around me. the project continues....
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Artist-perfectly-captures-day-job-doldrums-with-gifs-5767a9bed54a5__880.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2016, 09:59:32 PM

This is the only type of Laundry I like doing...

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/money-ironing-19897618.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2016, 10:58:08 PM

This is easier and less dirty.  Bills are filthy.

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/media-economy-credit_crunch-recessions-budgets-cutting_costs-hsc4883_low.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2016, 12:03:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2016, 10:58:08 PM

This is easier and less dirty.  Bills are filthy.

Don't give a crap... I'd take this any day of the year.

(https://www.preapps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/GTY_stock_cash_pile_money_dollar_bills-thg-130726_33x16_1600.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2016, 10:52:08 PM

*Bob has seen Breaking Bad.*   (Potential spoiler/series info here.)

You have to take care of the paper money though.  Silverfish.  Keep it dry.  That's too much work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2016, 01:47:03 PM

Yeah... sounds like an awful lot of work.    ::)

Again... wouldn't give a crap. So...... worth it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 22, 2016, 11:11:00 PM

(https://i.redd.it/h2cu3qhm4v4x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2016, 12:11:41 PM

And then a kookaburra appeared....

(https://i.imgur.com/jOzp9xk.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 23, 2016, 12:17:40 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/xo3UZlg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on June 23, 2016, 05:47:19 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 23, 2016, 12:17:40 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/xo3UZlg.jpg)

this is freaking cute. i want to kiss it on the mouth

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2016, 06:56:06 PM

Quote from: briansaddleback on June 23, 2016, 05:47:19 PM

this is freaking cute. i want to kiss it on the mouth

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/15020009.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2016, 09:57:59 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2016, 12:11:41 PM

And then a kookaburra appeared....

(https://i.imgur.com/jOzp9xk.jpg)

I've seen those guys in real life... I think they're adorable. They look quirky, but friendly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2016, 10:52:53 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2016, 12:04:59 PM

As I said - they look cute...

But f@#$ they piss me off when they do that at 4:30am on a Winters morning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2016, 11:16:56 PM

I don't remember which thread my typo was in, but this will do.

(https://i.imgur.com/2suf9eT.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 25, 2016, 12:47:42 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/4XZprHN.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2016, 06:58:01 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 25, 2016, 12:47:42 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/4XZprHN.png)

Looks like a delicious jelly desert!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2016, 01:55:46 AM

Well... if you want to bite into it... go ahead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2016, 02:41:31 AM

It's just dew.


(https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/morning-dew-on-ladybug-flower.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2016, 05:53:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2016, 01:55:46 AM

Well... if you want to bit into it... go ahead.

Mmmm...was tasty!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2016, 06:19:59 AM

You like eating bugs???

Try this on for size...

(https://rethinksurvival.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/girl-eating-bug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2016, 10:13:23 AM

She started late
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYeTA_KZo9yKrKE3V-LS6QA57HWmHIOJz0gEXf4w9tEyECmh-fXkP_OMxqBQ)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2016, 12:03:55 PM

I don't mind eating bugs as long as they taste good :)

Those furry spiders are so damn cute though, that I am not sure I would want to...but if already dead and cooked, then I guess we don't want them to go to waste?

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-don-t-waste-food-15.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 26, 2016, 01:39:19 PM

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/5e7145c1523f3a97ec5aa66341e28497/tumblr_n78am03yXj1rpe379o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2016, 02:19:01 PM

*Bob went back, looked at the spider pics, and is now nauseous.*  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2016, 09:55:55 PM

Well... my question is - why did you go back and look at the spider pics, if chances are you knew it would make you nauseous???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 27, 2016, 12:06:44 AM

I thought they might be stuffed animals or food made to look like spiders.

(https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/720x405/1612514.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2016, 11:17:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 27, 2016, 12:06:44 AM

(https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/720x405/1612514.jpg)

Now... THAT, is AWESOME!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 27, 2016, 11:33:44 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bd48OlV9b6s/VDQilkmlcfI/AAAAAAAACs4/FmxKUNLl89I/s1600/Awesomesauce.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 27, 2016, 01:04:25 PM

i remain calm because i'm a summer doge
(https://media.giphy.com/media/skUJFjdxWdB6w/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2016, 09:55:48 PM

Somewhere is a dog... contemplating suicide over being ridiculed on the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 28, 2016, 05:01:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2016, 09:55:48 PM

Somewhere is a dog... contemplating suicide over being ridiculed on the internet.

Here, found it:

(https://i.onionstatic.com/onion/2516/8/original/1200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2016, 11:25:19 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rIkmF4m46cM/maxresdefault.jpg)



News dog.

And a news Doge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 28, 2016, 01:06:06 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2016, 11:25:19 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rIkmF4m46cM/maxresdefault.jpg)



News dog.

And a news Doge.

'sup cuz?!
(https://www.exposureguide.com/media/2013/08/MenswearDog12-600x600.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2016, 01:18:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2016, 11:25:19 AM

News dog.

And a news Doge.

And your point was... what?

Here's a hot dog...

(https://rustlersonline.com/wp-content/uploads/HotDog.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 28, 2016, 01:20:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2016, 01:18:31 PM

And your point was... what?

Here's a hot dog...

(https://rustlersonline.com/wp-content/uploads/HotDog.png)

(https://petradioshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Hot-Dog-Dog-Costume.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on June 28, 2016, 06:00:22 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 28, 2016, 01:06:06 PM

'sup cuz?!
(https://www.exposureguide.com/media/2013/08/MenswearDog12-600x600.jpg)

He looks sharp.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2016, 09:54:51 PM

Spoiler - it's PHOTO-SHOPPED!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2016, 10:41:49 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 28, 2016, 01:06:06 PM

'sup cuz?!
(https://www.exposureguide.com/media/2013/08/MenswearDog12-600x600.jpg)

I'm not finding the exact pic but I see some similarity here.

(https://img1.rnkr-static.com/list_img_v2/18069/58069/C480/alec-baldwin-s-loves-and-hookups-u2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 29, 2016, 12:00:02 AM

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/8bc740e15983c7b3022f5756005591ce/tumblr_o90t2y1ab91s4yg05o1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2016, 04:00:14 AM

Some ...individuals just have no fashion sense...

(https://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/m/mbIhfdi_xHHLZ3K2oyVrIow/s-l225.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2016, 04:38:38 AM

I guess I'll just win for the day.

(https://d13yacurqjgara.cloudfront.net/users/42583/screenshots/862515/wintheday.dribbble2.jpg)


Apparently it's the Orlando Ducks football team or something.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: jasonlim9090 on June 29, 2016, 05:42:39 AM

I want to win too! But what do I get for winning??



Cheers,
Jason
www.singaporepianohub.com (https://www.singaporepianohub.com)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2016, 11:03:44 AM

Quote from: jasonlim9090 on June 29, 2016, 05:42:39 AM

I want to win too! But what do I get for winning??



Cheers,
Jason
www.singaporepianohub.com (https://www.singaporepianohub.com)

You have to win first.  Nothing right now.  ::)  You get nothing.  :P  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2016, 12:02:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 29, 2016, 04:38:38 AM

I guess I'll just win for the day.

No... You couldn't even win for the whole day. I have won for multiple days in a row...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 29, 2016, 12:57:04 PM

Quote from: outin on June 29, 2016, 04:00:14 AM

Some ...individuals just have no fashion sense...

(https://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/m/mbIhfdi_xHHLZ3K2oyVrIow/s-l225.jpg)

(https://core0.staticworld.net/images/article/2013/11/menswear-dog-copyright-dave-fung-and-yena-kim-100067102-orig.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2016, 02:30:34 PM

Think you're handsome?  ::)

(https://funnycatsgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cat-images-hilarious-gifs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 29, 2016, 02:31:27 PM

Quote from: outin on June 29, 2016, 02:30:34 PM

Think you're handsome?  ::)
...

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/13caf241141821c6683a4e41c5f37a95/tumblr_njczd067El1tq87b5o1_500.gif)
 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2016, 02:35:41 PM

Embarrassing to notice you're overdressed for the occasion, isn't it?

(https://news-cdn.stylecaster.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/2/files/stylish-cats/cat-in-hat-001-1312928553.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2016, 09:56:20 PM

Any chance we can get away from the cat and dog pictures???

(https://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamster-in-a-hat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2016, 04:31:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2016, 09:56:20 PM

Any chance we can get away from the cat and dog pictures???

(https://cdn4.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamster-in-a-hat.jpg)

You prefer to post pictures of food instead? Why not, I love food...

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/03/12/dsc_0239_wide-28b56c47aa5588c9899d9c0ea7dbdc2bf1dc6e12-s300-c85.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2016, 11:22:01 AM

(https://harveysmuse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/15467641.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2016, 11:25:18 AM

Wait... Why is there a harp in a jazz band?  I thought that was a jazz band.  Now it doesn't make any sense, having a harp.... in a jazz band.... with instruments played by hamsters.

Do they really *need* two saxophones?  Left hand on the trumpet?  Look at that guy's embouchure who is actually playing the sax... What happened to the drum sticks and the cymbal... and snare?  And why's that other sax guy not actually playing his instrument?  Did he come here just to talk?  To impress girls?  We've got too many saxophones again...  And a harp.  I wasn't trained to deal with harps much at all. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 30, 2016, 01:45:06 PM

suddenly a wild furry super hero potato appears!
(https://hotdigitalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/costume1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2016, 01:47:15 PM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2016, 04:31:07 AM

You prefer to post pictures of food instead? Why not, I love food...

I have plenty of fried and roasted cat pictures... wanna see???    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2016, 03:09:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2016, 01:47:15 PM

I have plenty of fried and roasted cat pictures... wanna see???    8)

If you feel like eating them, why not?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2016, 03:10:37 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 30, 2016, 11:25:18 AM

Wait... Why is there a harp in a jazz band?  I thought that was a jazz band.  Now it doesn't make any sense, having a harp.... in a jazz band.... 

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2016, 09:59:36 PM

You know what... in Jazz, anything seems to make sense...

Apparently...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2016, 12:39:57 AM

You know what jazz attracts?

(https://i.imgur.com/i3XneMt.gif)



That's it cow.... Mix up that milk... That's how happy cheese is made....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2016, 12:41:54 AM

That gif took on a completely different tone since I've got this playing.

And it was originally a .gifv but I have to take off the v here so it posts.  With the v off, the gif plays in slow motion the first time I watch it.  Slow moving gif with that music in the background.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2016, 07:48:24 AM

Now I'm hungry for burgers...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: briansaddleback on July 01, 2016, 03:18:13 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: debussychopin on July 01, 2016, 03:19:36 PM

Introducing my sockpuppet below.  v

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2016, 10:41:16 PM

Quote from: briansaddleback on July 01, 2016, 03:18:13 PM

.

C'mon... even I put more thought into winning this thread than THAT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2016, 11:40:00 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/aSTszpL.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2016, 01:16:33 AM

I'm sorry I'm doing this, but there is this BLOODY-AWFUL advert for a psychic who apparently can read the future, but can't spell for sh*t.

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/stirling/other-community/psychic-english-lady-trust-local-psychics/1115075249

Gave me a laugh...

Is it just me, or does this advert sound total bull... NOT because she's a psychic (that's a given), but for her awful claims?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 02, 2016, 08:07:36 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/98/84/299884fd7386510e9ef47b277975d493.jpg)


Psychic owl.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 02, 2016, 08:56:01 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/85069256.gif)

Anyone got galeophobia or thalassophobia?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 02, 2016, 09:47:18 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 02, 2016, 08:56:01 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/85069256.gif)

Anyone got  galeophobia or thalassophobia?

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/27e53329142667567962493204_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2016, 01:45:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 02, 2016, 08:56:01 PM

Anyone got galeophobia or thalassophobia?

No... but I do suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesq

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 03, 2016, 03:15:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 02, 2016, 08:56:01 PM

Anyone got galeophobia or thalassophobia?

Sorry no.

Anyone got ailurophobia or papyrophobia?

(https://www.redbarninc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/it__s_a_cat_in_a_box_by_equinejumper2-d5375js.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2016, 04:45:57 AM

(https://www.colorhexa.com/222222.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2016, 03:31:48 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/zrwQ94C.gif)


Good one for the top of the page.  (And last post.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2016, 05:41:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 04, 2016, 03:31:48 AM

(And last post.)

Grammar fail...

WAS last post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2016, 12:53:02 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ecVTpqE.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2016, 01:51:37 PM

Who needs a gyroscope when you have an owl...

And may I say...

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2016, 09:59:14 PM

I found a treasure trove of owl gif a while ago....

(https://i.imgur.com/mpqrmOz.mp4)
Darnit..

https://i.imgur.com/mpqrmOz.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2016, 12:19:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 04, 2016, 09:59:14 PM

I found a treasure trove of owl gif a while ago....

Meh... not as cute as the first one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2016, 02:25:48 AM

You want the owls?  I'll bring the owls.

(Apparently these are all mp4.  Darnit.)

https://i.imgur.com/ecVTpqE.mp4

Aggressive, in your face owl dance going on here.  I guess it's stare down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2016, 10:39:06 AM

NERD OWL!!!

(https://androidwallpaperhd.com/static/wallpapers/cute-owl-glasses.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2016, 11:22:12 AM

That's got to be one of the most pointless thing, glasses for predator birds.   ::)

(https://thumb101.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/2657767/274264943/stock-vector-the-image-of-an-owl-with-bow-and-glasses-vector-illustration-274264943.jpg)


This one's superb I'd say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 05, 2016, 12:39:04 PM

hipster raptor approves of the direction this is going.
(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/98/985ea35c917c307dad9ecfaf528fc06a2af4a7c058c7cf8419f3179feb94230f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2016, 11:35:19 PM

(https://img03.deviantart.net/d934/i/2015/113/6/a/hipster_owl___design_by_pinkplaidrobot-d5sziv6.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2016, 01:13:20 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 05, 2016, 12:39:04 PM

hipster raptor approves of the direction this is going.
(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/98/985ea35c917c307dad9ecfaf528fc06a2af4a7c058c7cf8419f3179feb94230f.jpg)

That picture is a fail for 2 reasons... No one uses the Imperial system of measuring, except for those living in the past, and kilometre is spelt wrong (and no, don't tell me that's how the americans spell it, because they don't use the term kilometres - they use miles etc...)

(https://kaero.wz.cz/jokes/imperial-vs-si.png)

(https://www.aiche.org/sites/default/files/images/Chenected/postlegacylead/oatmeal-metric-system-copyright-allan-inman.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 06, 2016, 04:29:48 AM

Do get this one Bob:
(https://rlv.zcache.com/metric_owl_mousepad-ra51f2852dbff4b279e43a161e9ec96ce_x74vi_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2016, 11:34:07 AM

If you use Imperial measurements, fractions look better than decimals.  Kind of defeats the purpose.

1 km = about 3/5 mile

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2016, 11:38:13 AM

I think it's up to this one.

This girl's going to get her nose bit off.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6c/d6/a3/6cd6a349f1a2b31e3eac035153def857.jpg)

Darnit.  They still want to download instead of display...

https://media.galaxant.com/000/437/626/owlgif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2016, 01:57:16 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 06, 2016, 11:34:07 AM

If you use Imperial measurements, fractions look better than decimals.  Kind of defeats the purpose.

1 km = about 3/5 mile

Considering most (normal) people don't know how much a mile is, they're going to be screwed having to figure and guesstimate how long 3/5ths of a mile is.

What looks nicer: 

1 km

or

3/5 mile

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 06, 2016, 03:21:33 PM

suddenly Thomas intervenes
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Sjj-qOO-Ayc/V3vj0vlHKvI/AAAAAAAABv4/wUF-8QXXAXEgfCSimk8bI_gMzp_uQg7pwCLcB/s1600/Thomas.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2016, 10:42:54 PM

5,280 feet.  Everyone in the US is supposed to know that.
1km = 3,280.84 feet


That's a very clean wall up there visitor.  Those things would need to scrub around the light switches more and run over the switch itself.  Who's walls are getting that dirty that they need to clean them?  I've actually done that maybe three times ever since I've lived in apartments.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2016, 11:49:48 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 06, 2016, 03:21:33 PM

suddenly Thomas intervenes

WHAT THE HECK is that thing??? It looks like a possessed Roomba that can defy gravity... and looks evil.

1km = 1,000m
1m = 5,280 ft, or 1760 yards

Yeah. so much easier... not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2016, 01:14:55 AM

Add a little music to complete the effect.  ::)

https://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/07/06/well-meaning-creator-makes-nightmare-inducing-thomas-the-tank-engine-ceiling-crawling-abomination/


I thought the wall must be textured somehow.  How the heck does this thing grip the wall?
https://www.engadget.com/2008/10/01/takara-tomys-wall-climbing-aerospider-rc-car-ships-this-month/



Here's the ad...

(Nice haircut.)

Is this a joke?  Just turn the camera so it looks like it's driving on walls?


Apparently not.  I wonder if it uses air to suction/vacuum itself to the wall.

Yep, suction.  So it's noisy and wouldn't work on every surface.  Plus, none of the videos show it changing from one wall to another to the ceiling.  It's just going to drain the battery and fall off the wall.
https://internetsiao.com/this-toy-car-runs-upside-down/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2016, 04:11:19 AM

That would be an awesome prank to pull on someone in the middle of the night.

Get the thing attached to a motion sensor and watch them freak the f@#$ out in pitch black...

Those haunting eyes coming towards you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2016, 05:36:37 PM

*that's ok, i didn't need to sleep anyways...

i always thought he was terrifying as is, then again he is also a prime candidate for maximum overdrive remake, imagine him and the at big rig from the original\
(https://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_1463,w_2197/t_mp_quality/the-truth-about-thomas-the-tank-engine-is-truly-a-depressing-tale-322656/the-truth-about-thomas-the-tank-engine-is-truly-a-depressing-tale-322656.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f0/71/25/f07125b7f6377d48fd4320d90a52dad9.jpg)

or if someone make a wall crawler out of the MO big rig face.....eeesh!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2016, 10:43:32 PM

Meh... 6:45am here... too tired...

Last post win... off to sleep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2016, 12:17:30 AM

Sleepytime....

(https://www.tanner.org/media/Image/Anesthesiology-OR.jpg)


 :o ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2016, 02:33:19 AM

I see you're finally getting that boob job you always wanted, Bob.

Good for you!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2016, 04:07:21 AM

Uh oh...


(https://i.imgur.com/Jw8ZZmU.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2016, 02:41:09 PM

Meh... I'm not scared...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 09, 2016, 01:24:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2016, 02:41:09 PM

Meh... I'm not scared...

(https://i.imgur.com/Ah1NSnc.gif)

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wyfail.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2016, 02:06:52 AM

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/54888032/original.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2016, 02:49:32 PM

https://www.wikihow.com/Not-Be-Scared-of-a-Hamster

"Do hamsters give you a sense of foreboding?"


 ::)


I guess these aren't meth strung out hamsters though so maybe that's the difference.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2016, 03:23:01 PM

Hey - Meth changes people. It's not something to underestimate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2016, 01:25:35 AM

(https://hdwallpaperbackgrounds.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Blue-Ice-High-Resolution-Desktop-Wallpapers.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2016, 01:30:01 AM

Haha.  The real stuff is $30/pound.

https://www.candywarehouse.com/colors/blue-candy/products/light-blue-cotton-candy-rock-candy-crystals-5lb-bag/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2016, 02:12:02 AM

You know, sadly enough somewhere, someone is probably buying that stuff, putting it into little bags and handing it to the kids on the street... getting them addicted...



...to candy. And now we know why America is obese.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 17, 2016, 01:59:32 PM

The owl is watching you buy blue candy....  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/LnEGRpX.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2016, 02:54:34 PM

You JUST couldn't let me win... could you???

I almost had the win for an entire week and figured that people would forget about it when it didn't show up on their 'Unread posts since last visit'...

Damn you. Damn you to hell.



And so WHAT if I bought blue candy???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 17, 2016, 08:32:59 PM

The owl still watches....

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e7/b6/e0/e7b6e0230ede600b1b1ad0040f15155e.jpg)

The owl of psychological torture still watches....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2016, 10:46:57 PM

You think you can psychologically scare me???

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ugs5m2Su1rc45a0o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 18, 2016, 03:16:27 AM

The dark headed cat sneaks into the thread, eats the owls and watches how you all lose!

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/black-cat-green-eyes-dark-background-58359113.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2016, 05:11:12 AM

I've heard that Coyotes eat cats... so...

(https://www.trutechinc.com/images/species/Coyote_01.jpg)

Hopefully that's the last we'll see of Outin.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 18, 2016, 03:35:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2016, 05:11:12 AM

I've heard that Coyotes eat cats... so...

Hopefully that's the last we'll see of Outin.     ;D

Outin will have your coyotes as a snack, so no chance!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on July 18, 2016, 03:55:12 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 17, 2016, 08:32:59 PM

The owl still watches....

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e7/b6/e0/e7b6e0230ede600b1b1ad0040f15155e.jpg)

The owl of psychological torture still watches....

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2016, 12:18:15 AM

Well... I'm in a good mood because I read this.

https://ask.audio/articles/music-theory-432-hz-tuning-separating-fact-from-fiction

For those who aren't interested in reading... here's the end statement:

"432 Hz seems to be just another number without any special significance over others."



All is good with the world... and screw your owls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 19, 2016, 01:00:51 AM

It's epitah owl search results!  Perhaps for perfect_pitch's endeavors on this thread?  :P

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0750/0101/products/last-laughs-cvr_large.jpeg?v=1442092951)


And the owls continue watching...

(https://media.oregonlive.com/oregonian/photo/2011/02/9256973-standard.jpg)




Yes, it's a double post.  I did it.  I went there.  Double pic post.   :P ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 19, 2016, 01:48:05 AM

*Bob releases some poltergeists into the thread....*

(https://i.imgur.com/BezPXGp.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2016, 02:50:22 AM

That's not poltergeists for goodness sake... that's just different lighting on a moving train causing the shadows to slightly flicker as it moves along.

PATHETIC!!! You'll have to do better than that. May I just point out that I almost won this thread after no one posted for almost an entire week. You know I'm going to win it, so you may as well just give up now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 19, 2016, 06:55:55 PM

ghosts make me wanna dance. so i must!
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/NQ3SGAMneQ920/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2016, 09:56:23 PM

Okay dokay then...

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/504cb94fe0f41e563f435ee2f833dcb5/tumblr_n47d7f7uFv1rt5pgzo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2016, 12:17:37 PM

Some guidelines for dancing here. Ok?!

(https://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/5146.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2016, 10:03:20 PM

Hey - don't make fun of the Carlton. That helped me laugh through my youth. It was cool at one time - like the Macarena.

I was only told of this rule with dancing, growing up:

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-06/20/17/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-5833-1403299774-16.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2016, 12:40:52 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/58959280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2016, 01:31:14 AM

Reminds me of someone's reaction on here when they became more aware they didn't win the thread.  ::) :P

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR8F7T9ieVk)

I'm messing with this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 21, 2016, 03:22:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2016, 01:31:14 AM

Reminds me of someone's reaction on here when they became more aware they didn't win the thread.

I am amazed some of you still haven't realized it  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 21, 2016, 09:54:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2016, 01:31:14 AM

Reminds me of someone's reaction on here when they became more aware they didn't win the thread.  ::) :P

(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/916/517/f4b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2016, 11:42:43 AM

Always thinking small...

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/9f2417af526fb8b193deb6a0fac35c05/tumblr_nbvctftUbA1rxmai6o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 21, 2016, 03:00:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2016, 09:56:23 PM

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/504cb94fe0f41e563f435ee2f833dcb5/tumblr_n47d7f7uFv1rt5pgzo1_400.gif)

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/totoro-exercising-100-days-of-gifs-cl-terryart-2-578f80ec7f328__605.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2016, 10:11:04 PM

Cute... but Clayton did it first. What a fun time the 1990's were.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 22, 2016, 03:28:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2016, 10:11:04 PM

Cute... but Clayton did it first. What a fun time the 1990's were.

I kind of preferred the 1980's...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 22, 2016, 04:53:32 AM

Gah new page...... Not motivated to load previous page, wouldn't have missed much just losing posts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 23, 2016, 12:52:39 PM

That would be interesting if lostinidlewonder ended up winning the thread.

Yep.... Would be interesting.... if that happened....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 23, 2016, 05:04:38 PM

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/trceiJ6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2016, 02:57:46 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/Pm5BnyY.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2016, 03:02:47 AM

I'll just keep winning tonight....  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/jvZRZyk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2016, 11:37:55 AM

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2016, 12:54:23 PM

I just don't want to lose the snail.  Snail cancels out cat.

(https://i.imgur.com/wRccYmy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2016, 09:59:38 PM

Yeah... they look cute until you see this:

(https://i.imgur.com/2ooBbIL.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 25, 2016, 03:28:32 AM

Snails now, is it?

OK, why not...who's the winner again?
(https://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I00008GxstqDRxCE/s/750/750/IPS-World-Championship-Snail-22.jpg)
It's Outin!

And the rest of the snails, Bob, Peepee and Lostalready...
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q1TE0CWF3vQ/UULqiLXbxcI/AAAAAAAAGy8/mYxcG66p_tE/s1600/snails,spring+rolls,+food+makeover+009.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2016, 10:48:28 AM

You eat snails...

I eat Chicken. I think it's far tastier.



I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 25, 2016, 10:56:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2016, 10:48:28 AM

You eat snails...

I eat Chicken. I think it's far tastier.



I win.

No. You get eaten. With delicious chili sauce.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2016, 12:38:39 AM

And then Godzilla Snail showed up....  ::)

(https://www.kiasa.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/shot-2014.04.01-18.19.23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 26, 2016, 12:43:16 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 25, 2016, 10:12:09 AM

  
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/3fd6b161145704737738198439_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2016, 11:15:36 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/8Bd8URh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2016, 11:43:21 AM

Bob - Most of your gifs seem to upload with errors, as most of the time I never see them or they don't load.

You're seem to be the only one. Since it hasn't shown up, I'm going to assume it's a gif about how incredibly awesome I am and that you bow down to my superiority and admit you're never going to win this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 27, 2016, 02:42:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2016, 11:43:21 AM

You're seem to be the only one. Since it hasn't shown up, I'm going to assume it's a gif about how incredibly awesome I am and that you bow down to my superiority and admit you're never going to win this.

Sorry, just another bird...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 27, 2016, 04:03:04 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/9cd1ba47142677889101795193_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 27, 2016, 06:30:12 PM

on garde!
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/435928560cc36ed95eb04b6fd1c6e17a/tumblr_n7dwz7FKCs1s9rrcgo1_400.gif)
(https://assets.rbl.ms/268416/980x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2016, 09:57:47 PM

I'll take you on any day...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Fencing_girl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2016, 11:23:34 PM

The gif's I've been finding are .gifv.   I have to take the v off for them to actually play here.  They play for me but slow at first. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2016, 09:19:18 AM

Meh - there's something nostalgic about the good ol' classic gifs...

None of this new nonsense.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 28, 2016, 01:25:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2016, 09:57:47 PM

I'll take you on any day...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Fencing_girl.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/JTGioHd.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2016, 09:58:00 PM

You want to step it up then???

HERE!

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/jgroup/jgroup1005/jgroup100501167/7053904-Medieval-knight-in-shining-armour-of-the-15th-century-standing-outside-with-sword-Isolated-on-a-dark-Stock-Photo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 30, 2016, 05:35:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2016, 09:19:18 AM

Meh - there's something nostalgic about the good ol' classic gifs...

None of this new nonsense.

Yep.  But if I found something I want to post and it's .gifv, I'm stuck.  I thought they were working though, just maybe slower, but then I have a slow connection so it might be slower just on my computer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2016, 02:23:55 AM

Meanwhile... I'll...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65382084.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 31, 2016, 11:38:41 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/62f99159143136036267103807_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2016, 12:04:05 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000179346426/42ed17cf05d7070e846ba1fe047ef6d0.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2016, 03:04:16 AM

*Bob's still waiting for that Dory gif to move....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2016, 11:04:12 AM

Stealth for the win....

(https://i.imgur.com/7Fh07WQ.jpg)


This is an ultra-slow moving gif of course.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2016, 12:48:04 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 02, 2016, 03:04:16 AM

*Bob's still waiting for that Dory gif to move....*

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/63565340.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 02, 2016, 01:06:48 PM

just keep wallkin'....
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7a/fc/da/7afcda10a6192286af18b7d7f4fcbc99.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2016, 10:00:53 PM

I swear John Lennon looks like he has a stick up his arse...



Oh wait, that's probably just Yoko.

(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/2/25/Yoko-Ono-angry.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on August 03, 2016, 02:32:55 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Actor_portraying_Alexander_Graham_Bell_in_an_AT%26T_promotional_film_(1926).jpg)

This is not Alexander Graham Bell, it is an actor portraying him.

Do not try this at home.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 03, 2016, 11:01:34 AM

 ::)

(https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2014/10/6c10be34d8bb2ee5bfd3964c87007dab.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2016, 11:19:21 AM

Yeah... I think the generation that watched Jackass growing up developed this habit of not knowing 'what not to try at home'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 03, 2016, 11:41:23 PM

Meanwhile....

(https://i.imgur.com/vfVVbw3.gif)


This is a gifv again.  Here's the original file.
https://i.imgur.com/vfVVbw3.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 04, 2016, 10:54:46 AM

What's this?  Why there appears to a hole in the side of the forum/thread....

https://i.imgur.com/eJiMG5z.gifv
(Don't click here perfect_pitch.  ::) )


I wonder where they'll all end up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2016, 12:23:52 PM

You know what... since someone got the better of my curiosity and told me know to click a link in 2002, and it ended up being goatse.cx... I have learned to just let my curiosity dissipate and not be lured into clicking random links.

However... on the topic...

https://i.imgflip.com/hfgp4.jpg (https://i.imgflip.com/hfgp4.jpg)





(https://reactionface.net/reactionface/images/original/761.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 04, 2016, 01:58:21 PM

in case you still do not know how to internetz. is ok, this will be your guide (meanwhile i'll continue to win)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 04, 2016, 11:31:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2016, 12:23:52 PM

You know what... since someone got the better of my curiosity and told me know to click a link in 2002, and it ended up being goatse.cx... I have learned to just let my curiosity dissipate and not be lured into clicking random links.

However... on the topic...

https://i.imgflip.com/hfgp4.jpg (https://i.imgflip.com/hfgp4.jpg)





(https://reactionface.net/reactionface/images/original/761.jpg)

Well it finally loaded.  I thought it was a jpg of a white screen.
https://s2.photobucket.com/user/HitmanKleppin/media/NavyField/whitescreen.jpg.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2016, 05:08:16 AM

(https://libertyinfinity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/11.gif)(https://libertyinfinity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/11.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 05, 2016, 01:18:33 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/vuaEwpF.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2016, 10:42:22 PM

So... THAT's what it's like to take LSD.

Trippy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: opus43 on August 05, 2016, 10:51:53 PM

Will this thread last till the end of PianoStreet?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2016, 11:07:17 PM

*Bob begins researching...*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_fate_of_the_universe

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2016, 11:09:35 PM

Pics didn't load fast enough.  I thought perfect_pitch posted an empty post.  Then I thought it was one of the 3D eye images, so I tried to do that.  Then it started changing, so I thought it was a gif of 3D eye images.  Then I got the actual image clip.  Or maybe it IS 3D eye images that go that fast.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2016, 08:31:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 05, 2016, 11:09:35 PM

Pics didn't load fast enough.  I thought perfect_pitch posted an empty post.  Then I thought it was one of the 3D eye images, so I tried to do that. 

It is one of those 3D eye images... you just gotta look harder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 06, 2016, 08:05:32 PM

Oh... This must be someone else's....  *Bob puts it back.*

[Don't click here perfect_pitch.]
https://i.imgur.com/kS0qcf4.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2016, 02:27:05 AM

No worries... I won't.

Don't click this either:

https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/df/df22858c3ccb30b0ea02d6c9086cf8041c47adf0b5446071495d8e028a56674c.jpg (https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/df/df22858c3ccb30b0ea02d6c9086cf8041c47adf0b5446071495d8e028a56674c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 07, 2016, 05:09:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2016, 10:42:22 PM

So... THAT's what it's like to take LSD.

Trippy.

That's the cheap stuff...you only get the B&W trips...

I prefer the full experience

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/fb583d4c627fc91ce6203f2e8f15e08e/tumblr_nq7p0agVNX1s04zg1o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2016, 09:56:02 PM

Ahh... that's what you get when you take the Red pill.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 08, 2016, 11:26:42 AM

(https://counterinception.com/sites/default/files/pictures/MatrixBluePillRedPill.jpg)

(There's a film theory that the whole red pill scenario was just created by the machines.  It's not really freedom.  It's just another layer of the Matrix, another form of control by the machines.  I thought it was interesting.)


*Bob hands out blue pills.*  Enjoy everyone!   ;D ::)



*Bob pauses and realizes the asprin he's taking is actually blue... and life does seem *that* routine....* :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 08, 2016, 01:48:53 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 08, 2016, 11:26:42 AM

(https://counterinception.com/sites/default/files/pictures/MatrixBluePillRedPill.jpg)

drug corporation cold medicine advertising haha, I knew I'd seen those before
(https://pics1.ds-static.com/prodimg/534285/300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2016, 09:57:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 08, 2016, 11:26:42 AM

(There's a film theory that the whole red pill scenario was just created by the machines.  It's not really freedom.  It's just another layer of the Matrix, another form of control by the machines.  I thought it was interesting.)

Is there any proof to that theory or any supposed evidence? I'd be curious to know, because it doesn't seem like it... and I have watched that movie... MANY MANY times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 09, 2016, 10:47:53 PM

I think it's only a fan theory but it's interesting.   I think there may have been a reddit post that started it.  I'm not finding that now but I did find this.https://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/Matrix_in_a_Matrix_theory

Part of the idea is that the architect said it -- They needed another form of control.  How about a hero/Jesus quest?  And then it explains why Neo is able to control machines outside the Matrix apparently (although I saw a post saying wifi could do that).

I think there's a reddit post about film/fan theories that make sense or work with the movie more than what's in the movie.


Still not finding it.  But here a similar one. It must have been a post like this or a website article like this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gu7as/what_fan_theory_have_you_accepted_as_canon/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 10, 2016, 09:40:45 AM

Quote from: outin on August 07, 2016, 05:09:37 PM

That's the cheap stuff...you only get the B&W trips...

I prefer the full experience

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/fb583d4c627fc91ce6203f2e8f15e08e/tumblr_nq7p0agVNX1s04zg1o1_500.gif)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ed288b84141697657327279719_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2016, 09:48:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2016, 10:47:53 PM

Part of the idea is that the architect said it -- They needed another form of control.  How about a hero/Jesus quest?

Seems like Religion is about as fake as the Matrix anyway... interesting comparison.

Quote from: visitor on August 10, 2016, 09:40:45 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ed288b84141697657327279719_700wa_0.gif)

Was thinking more like this...

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/07a0ec729317905d21c418d0a172697f/tumblr_n3gyabPllH1qcorclo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 10, 2016, 12:21:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2016, 09:48:29 AM

Seems like Religion is about as fake as the Matrix anyway... interesting comparison.

Was thinking more like this...

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/07a0ec729317905d21c418d0a172697f/tumblr_n3gyabPllH1qcorclo1_400.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/7kn27lnYSAE9O/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2016, 09:59:27 PM

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/7/7c/South-park-s02e04c01-drugs-are-bad-16x9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 11, 2016, 12:28:04 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/hbL8Nyk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2016, 12:38:04 AM

(https://www.soulseeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cat-in-fish-mouth1-300x262.jpeg)


(https://www.cnmuqi.com/data/out/190/cute-owl-wallpaper-8491799.jpg)
https://www.cnmuqi.com/data/out/190/cute-owl-wallpaper-8491799.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 11, 2016, 02:45:44 AM

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/scrubs/images/2/22/5x15-Guy_with_Kitten_in_his_Mouth.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110610024805)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2016, 11:13:43 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 11, 2016, 12:28:04 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/hbL8Nyk.gif)

WHO IN THE FLYING MOTHER *** MAKES sh*t LIKE THIS???

SERIOUSLY???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2016, 10:42:03 PM

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/super-mother-green-screen-24709525.jpg)




(https://www.getworksheets.com/samples/worksheets/childhood/dots30.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 11, 2016, 10:52:38 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduQAsYcJKQH2XsI/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2016, 04:55:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2016, 11:13:43 AM

WHO IN THE FLYING MOTHER *** MAKES sh*t LIKE THIS???

SERIOUSLY???

Welcome to the world of cat people...

(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/licki-brush-a-cat-brush-you-hold-with-your-mouth-that-lets-you-lick-your-cat-0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 12, 2016, 09:28:17 AM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2016, 04:55:56 AM

Welcome to the world of cat people...

(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/licki-brush-a-cat-brush-you-hold-with-your-mouth-that-lets-you-lick-your-cat-0.gif)

so this tis exisits...(searched cat person, it was too effective)...omg its what nightmares are made of.... https://artfcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chriddof.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 12, 2016, 09:33:56 AM

Ok time for a super cute palette cleanser
(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/quiz-rpg-the-world-of-mystic-wiz/images/5/5c/2013-07-08-pugsplanet-cute-animated-gif-pug-jumping-around-by-unknown.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150401071928)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2016, 09:37:26 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 12, 2016, 09:28:17 AM

so this tis exisits...(searched cat person, it was too effective)...omg its what nightmares are made of.... https://artfcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/chriddof.gif

Normally I don't click on the links you people post but this was definitely worth it (note to peepee)  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 12, 2016, 09:59:02 AM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2016, 09:37:26 AM

Normally I don't click on the links you people post but this was definitely worth it (note to peepee)  ;D

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/714e68c8141682663555631617_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2016, 02:49:35 PM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2016, 09:37:26 AM

Normally I don't click on the links you people post but this was definitely worth it

Given what he posts without hiding them... I would rather not...

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2016, 04:55:56 AM

(https://odditymall.com/includes/content/licki-brush-a-cat-brush-you-hold-with-your-mouth-that-lets-you-lick-your-cat-0.gif)

I find it hard to believe that I share 99.9% of my DNA with... HIM...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2016, 03:48:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2016, 02:49:35 PM

I find it hard to believe that I share 99.9% of my DNA with... HIM...

Which one again?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2016, 11:30:32 PM

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1a620f2c64a6586b987e9a64d40f7bd4/tumblr_o4z27tCg4j1qkvbwso1_500.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2016, 11:40:05 PM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2016, 03:48:48 PM

Which one again?

If you have to ask... then I am to presume you failed Biology?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2016, 02:12:14 AM

Yeah!   90%!   Come on....

https://www.eupedia.com/forum/threads/25335-Percentage-of-genetic-similarity-between-humans-and-animals

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 13, 2016, 03:38:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2016, 11:40:05 PM

If you have to ask... then I am to presume you failed Biology?!?

Or I may just be uncertain of your real identity...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2016, 03:04:15 PM

Quote from: outin on August 13, 2016, 03:38:26 AM

Or I may just be uncertain of your real identity...

Well... considering what I managed to type, despite the fact that CATS don't have opposable thumbs or fingers...

(https://myliveactiondisneyproject.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/well-duh.jpg)



And I'd like to clarify, that isn't 'technically' a cat picture... It's a cartoon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 13, 2016, 03:33:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2016, 03:04:15 PM

Well... considering what I managed to type, despite the fact that CATS don't have opposable thumbs or fingers...

They don't?
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Obz7dcWVsHE/UhCUBIye2qI/AAAAAAAACbs/f6Kv1hgwwxY/s1600/Polydactyl-cats_1.JPG)

Besides, this is what I type with:
(https://www.colourbox.com/preview/2742375-a-businessman-pointing-finger-first-number-one-idea.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2016, 03:48:50 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/40/4040debbd8ee92c78a5f2906d1b9ac795ab8bb4cd3474b48f91c585a94bc6d72.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 02:17:30 AM

If you can show me an example of a cat managing to type a legible sentence on a keyboard - You will win the internet.

And as for Bob - One person can recognise their own existence, but can feel lonely without a second.

Zero people don't exist and therefore can't be lonely due to not having any self-consciousness.

Happy???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 14, 2016, 05:59:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 02:17:30 AM

Zero people don't exist and therefore can't be lonely due to not having any self-consciousness.

Wrong again...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LMJ4Bp0KC2c/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 11:12:05 AM

Given how bad their music sucks... I'd say 0 people in the band have talent...

There you go.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 14, 2016, 11:32:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 11:12:05 AM

Given how bad their music sucks...

So you've actually listened to it? For me seeing the photo was quite enough ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 01:09:54 PM

Quote from: outin on August 14, 2016, 11:32:34 AM

So you've actually listened to it? For me seeing the photo was quite enough ;)

Youtube my friend... Minimum effort, Maximum results.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 14, 2016, 01:59:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 01:09:54 PM

Youtube my friend... Minimum effort, Maximum results.

I don't like to expose my ears to too much carbage (especially since I am prone to ear worms of the most horrible kind), so I am very cautious with YT searches... In this case I'll just take your word for it :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2016, 02:10:54 PM

*Bob misread carbage.*

(https://kingofwallpapers.com/cabbage/cabbage-007.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2016, 04:26:51 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1176861/85104030.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2016, 09:57:43 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 14, 2016, 02:10:54 PM

*Bob misread carbage.*

(https://kingofwallpapers.com/cabbage/cabbage-007.jpg)

(https://favoritememes.com/_nw/24/36290666.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 15, 2016, 11:57:10 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/5opxuR8U99ILC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2016, 09:54:18 PM

Either they're watching the longest Tennis match in history... or they both really need to see a Chiropractor.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on August 16, 2016, 07:28:08 AM

Say when!    :D


(https://66.media.tumblr.com/f00b78c1bb9c7eed47a2a28238102bf4/tumblr_o4g6hyHOvT1v3b5rko1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 16, 2016, 11:04:23 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1176861/85104030.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2016, 12:55:24 PM

Now you're just getting lazy Bob... C'mon - surely, you can be more creative than re-posting...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 16, 2016, 01:02:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2016, 12:55:24 PM

Now you're just getting lazy Bob... C'mon - surely, you can be more creative than re-posting...

lazy is sometimes confused with thrifty. when you are on a budget you make the most of available resources. Bob was likely posting on a budget.
in the same spirit i suppose of cosplay on the cheap
(https://geekologie.com/2014/03/13/low-budget-cosplay-7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2016, 09:59:05 PM

(https://orig07.deviantart.net/b151/f/2008/179/a/e/freaked_out_smiley_by_freakedsmileyplz.jpg)

HOLY HELL THAT IS CREEPY!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 16, 2016, 10:37:46 PM

sorceresses produces the best fire magik
(https://geekologie.com/2014/03/14/low-budget-cosplay-23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2016, 11:07:57 AM

(https://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article172954.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/image-36-jim-carrey-50th-birthday-906984784.jpg)

CRAP ON A STICK.. MAKE IT STOP!!!

Okay - you wanna play hard ball??? I'll play hard.

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/0/0d/Nick_Wilde_Pose_Render.png/revision/latest?cb=20160328121735)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/96uU6BxT0TE/maxresdefault.jpg)



Weird to think what you can find on the internet... Sadly enough, it gets worse - you have been warned.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 17, 2016, 03:15:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2016, 11:07:57 AM

...

works for imitating real life persons too  8)
(https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/taylor-swift-cosplay.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2016, 09:58:24 PM

Oh it's on now... beatch...    ;D

FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THIS!!!

(https://static.ilykecdn.com/uploads/2015/11/30/sub/71896-large-258480.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 17, 2016, 11:03:22 PM

(https://orig09.deviantart.net/061c/f/2011/002/1/e/oh_geez_by_crispypata-d36aqm3.png)


I don't think that owl/dog pic was a repost.  I've got lots of owl pics collected.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 18, 2016, 04:14:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 17, 2016, 11:03:22 PM

I don't think that owl/dog pic was a repost.  I've got lots of owl pics collected.

I don't want to scare you, but watch out for early signs of dementia...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 18, 2016, 10:30:23 AM

Here's another one.  Different as far as I know.  I don't remember posting these before.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1176861/85104031.jpg)


Oh I see.   I've marked which pic I'm at in the series.  It's a dog and a rescued owl pic series.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2016, 11:32:59 AM

It's PRACTICALLY the same thing... C'mon Bob...

You can do better!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 18, 2016, 11:53:25 AM

(https://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/212103491_6faef963e9.jpg?v=1155255201)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2016, 12:18:10 AM

It's a series.  I've transcending the single post and now have "post arches" occuring, a post "cycle" instead of a plain, ordinary, individual, single-thought post.  ::)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1176861/85104032.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2016, 05:20:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 19, 2016, 12:18:10 AM

I've transcending the single post and now have "post arches" occuring, a post "cycle" instead of a plain, ordinary, individual, single-thought post.  ::)

Maybe, but I'd try and transcend your grammar to a higher level instead.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Hindenburg_at_lakehurst.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2016, 05:21:49 AM

(https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2012/05/75-years-since-the-hindenburg-disaster/h04_60509040/main_1200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2016, 05:22:25 AM

(https://levelplay.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ss-120504-hindenburg-08.ss_full.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2016, 05:22:58 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Hindenburg_disaster,_1937.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2016, 05:23:41 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NhDldrSlAAs/UYepaNXb3HI/AAAAAAAAA9Y/voh8G3UwdUM/s1600/ss-120504-hindenburg-06_ss_full.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on August 19, 2016, 11:08:35 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZGRqRg62P4RIQ/giphy.gif)


Eye catching. :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2016, 10:51:59 PM

You want weird???

Let's get crazy...

(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/26/85/a9f9853d0dd99120026bbeb53c43cbce.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Hh4yEDr9VNp6/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 20, 2016, 03:46:48 PM

A post cycle.  That's what I was trying to think of before.


(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1176861/85104033.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2016, 02:25:47 AM

Well... I can only presume this...

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/1500e2dd6cdc092105c0135e94886036/tumblr_nuumj7nCj31upwit4o1_400.gif)

...is the Cybernetic Donald Trump running through a program lists of facial commands, in response to various questions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 21, 2016, 06:30:26 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/Ibfdwgb.gif)
*fabulously bein' fabulous

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2016, 12:17:01 AM

THAT, ain't a fabulous spider.

(https://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/056/015/original/Maratus-speciosus-peacock-spider.jpg)

THAT'S a fabulous spider.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 23, 2016, 04:49:32 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/pz9aV1A.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2016, 09:53:13 PM

Here...

(https://www.pomades.com/media/catalog/product/cache/5/image/f28b990e663af973e3823720653f0005/h/r/hr_438-117-00_prairie-boys-unbreakable-pocket-comb.jpg)

You need this more than I do.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 23, 2016, 11:27:08 PM

Not so much anymore.... ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/KD6sPPI.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 24, 2016, 10:06:19 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/3c512251143103316637444125_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 24, 2016, 11:13:32 AM

The dark chocolate represents life...  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/Gd6F9df.gif)

https://i.imgur.com/Gd6F9df.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2016, 12:23:17 PM

The Dark chocolate represents America's obesity problem.

Kids are brought up binging on sugar - no WONDER AMERICA is the fat capital of the world.



Sorry...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 24, 2016, 01:20:31 PM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Huehue+huehuehue_1f6ff4_4336054.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 24, 2016, 04:25:16 PM

Depends what you get for dark chocolate.  Dark chocolate is healthy.  Not all of it has extra sugar added though like milk chocolate 'candy' does.

Speaking of milk....

(https://i.redd.it/fdsiw8lnubhx.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 24, 2016, 06:03:53 PM

(https://i3.asn.im/One-badass-monster-muscle-cow-_tvaw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 24, 2016, 06:08:53 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 24, 2016, 01:20:31 PM

(https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Huehue+huehuehue_1f6ff4_4336054.gif)

A chocolate horse, yummy :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2016, 09:59:52 PM

I have no comeback to that - too early in the morning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 25, 2016, 03:45:47 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 24, 2016, 06:03:53 PM

(https://i3.asn.im/One-badass-monster-muscle-cow-_tvaw.jpg)

You do know that those things don't produce milk??   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2016, 10:37:49 AM

No... but they serve a much higher function...

(https://www.steakandomelette.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Steak-and-Omelette-Bar-0056.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 25, 2016, 02:00:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2016, 10:37:49 AM

No... but they serve a much higher function...

(https://www.steakandomelette.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Steak-and-Omelette-Bar-0056.jpg)

I don't get why people would eat something like that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 25, 2016, 02:04:46 PM

Quote from: outin on August 24, 2016, 06:08:53 PM

A chocolate horse, yummy :)

huehuehue
(https://media.giphy.com/media/SJaUGkFAgjJle/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2016, 10:01:27 PM

Awwwww... how cute. Seals. Haven't had them on the forum before.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2016, 03:00:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2016, 10:01:27 PM

Awwwww... how cute. Seals. Haven't had them on the forum before.

Are you quite sure?
(https://thehumblerumble.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/seal_harbor_ad1a.jpg)

You are right, the photoshopping is pretty pathetic...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 26, 2016, 11:27:42 AM

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/b/b9/Ew.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120916182950)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2016, 10:51:40 PM

You don't think seals are cute??? Here's another

(https://s3.favim.com/orig/45/baby-cute-seal-seal-pup-smile-Favim.com-400983.jpg)

Maybe that's a bad picture... Here's one more...

(https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/pas-2016_seal_0224_2_hires11.jpg)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 26, 2016, 11:07:25 PM

 ;D  :o   ::) :P

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5f/5f954e52b47fe0d1b9178990b178e2cad9c2c0b99255fa127affd74c8abb7761.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 27, 2016, 05:16:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2016, 10:51:40 PM

You don't think seals are cute??? Here's another

Of course we do!

(https://www.roadmachine.fi/redline/additives/Seal-Saver.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2016, 10:25:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 26, 2016, 11:07:25 PM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/5f/5f954e52b47fe0d1b9178990b178e2cad9c2c0b99255fa127affd74c8abb7761.jpg)

You just don't get it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 27, 2016, 06:15:57 PM

Oh... kay....

I almost gave up searching for Mr. Seal there.   ::)  Luckily (?) the second page I clicked on had enough info.  But....


(https://misseverchanging.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Untitled.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 02:23:52 AM

Every post I write brings me closer to my inevitable and triumphant win.

It was worth it for me. I kept you busy looking for Mr. Seal instead of posting on this thread...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 28, 2016, 05:13:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 02:23:52 AM

Every post I write brings me closer to my inevitable and triumphant win.

It was worth it for me. I kept you busy looking for Mr. Seal instead of posting on this thread...    ;D

Quantity really doesn't matter. Only one thing matters: To be the last. And that will be me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 06:02:35 AM

Quote from: outin on August 28, 2016, 05:13:41 AM

Quantity really doesn't matter. Only one thing matters: To be the last. And that will be me.

(https://static.tumblr.com/a80f41f9179a5d71abf1d478cca54a96/sxcqk13/wWvmlndpj/tumblr_static_keep-dreaming.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 28, 2016, 06:51:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 06:02:35 AM

(https://static.tumblr.com/a80f41f9179a5d71abf1d478cca54a96/sxcqk13/wWvmlndpj/tumblr_static_keep-dreaming.png)

I will have to do that later, I just woke up :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 01:17:10 PM

Well... it's nice to know that I'm about to head to bed...

And I'm winning. All night I can bask in the glory that I was the last person to post on this thread, and although I may not be in the lead tomorrow morning, it will be another chance to secure another win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 28, 2016, 01:23:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 01:17:10 PM

Well... it's nice to know that I'm about to head to bed...

And I'm winning. All night I can bask in the glory that I was the last person to post on this thread, and although I may not be in the lead tomorrow morning, it will be another chance to secure another win.

That is if you actually wake up again...people often die in their sleep...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2016, 09:57:30 PM

Quote from: outin on August 28, 2016, 01:23:10 PM

That is if you actually wake up again...people often die in their sleep...

That's very true...

...but I didn't, so...



I win again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2016, 11:48:42 PM

Or... Maybe nobody ever wins.  Nils would have to close the thread for someone to win.  Otherwise, the thread stays open and potentially someone could.  If someone could post, then it's not over, and that apparent "last" poster is only temporarily last. 

I think the thread went for a few years with no posts, right?  But then it started up again.  That person who "won" for a few years didn't really win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 30, 2016, 04:07:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 29, 2016, 11:48:42 PM

Or... Maybe nobody ever wins.  Nils would have to close the thread for someone to win.  Otherwise, the thread stays open and potentially someone could.  If someone could post, then it's not over, and that apparent "last" poster is only temporarily last. 

Didn't we go though this several times before? That's all irrelevant, because I will win anyway. It was already clear when the thread started.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2016, 06:29:20 AM

I was winning for around half a year.

 https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg558380#msg558380

until pp came along and caused the snowball to continue lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2016, 01:00:27 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2016, 06:29:20 AM

I was winning for around half a year... /// ...until pp came along and caused the snowball to continue lol.

I am a prick... amn't I??? I just couldn't let you win.

(And before anything tries to go all Grammar Nazi on me, that is a proper Scottish contraction).

You're all forgetting that I jumped in my time Machine and posted from the year 2,000,000,000 CE.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

I WIN!!!

You all lose... You know you can't beat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 30, 2016, 03:24:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2016, 01:00:27 PM

You all lose... You know you can't beat me.

I may not be able to physically beat you right now, but just wait...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 30, 2016, 03:54:56 PM

Quote from: outin on August 30, 2016, 03:24:54 PM

I may not be able to physically beat you right now, but just wait...

outin, you do know how to transform don't you? Just shee-rah it out and you're ready to do, no need to wait (well at least wait for your magic sparks to dissipate for better dramatic effect)
(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4566501/she-ra-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2016, 09:55:57 PM

I'm a time traveller... Do your worst.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 30, 2016, 11:05:02 PM

Everyone wins....?    And infinite number of times?

Because there are infinite parallel universes so everyone has won this thread at some point and they've done that an infinite number of times.


So...  No point for anyone else to post.  This is probably one of those dimensions where I win.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2016, 10:04:57 PM

I hate to say that, but I disagree with the infinite dimensions theory. I feel there is one universe and that there is the capability of an infinite amount of possibilities, but by our choices in life - we help to minimise the number of remaining possibilities from that point on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2016, 10:44:06 PM

Oh, that's very interesting.   ::) Except... This is still a dimension where you lose so... I guess it really doesn't change anything.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2016, 02:32:32 AM

<<

>>


(https://i.imgur.com/ZElSTva.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2016, 08:58:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 01, 2016, 10:44:06 PM

Oh, that's very interesting.   ::) Except... This is still a dimension where you lose so... I guess it really doesn't change anything.  :P

As I said... the possibility of me winning is still plausible, and only when I do win this thread, will you find out that all things are possible...

...except being able to beat me.

Random horse... meet random bunny.

(https://myliteraryquest.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bunny.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 02, 2016, 10:35:27 AM

Random bunny... meet random fox.

(https://animal-dream.com/data_images/fox/fox1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2016, 11:26:40 AM

Which brings a random snail.

(https://orig07.deviantart.net/81a0/f/2013/209/9/e/random_snail_by_c0l0ss4l_st1nk3r-d6fje53.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 02, 2016, 12:13:11 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 02, 2016, 11:26:40 AM

Which brings a random snail.

Random snail... meet French chef.

(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-vector-french-chef-holding-a-platter-with-bourguignonne-snail-vector-illustration-100434331.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 02, 2016, 12:45:47 PM

which brings a random giant black slug
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/15I8eIqh9iI/maxresdefault.jpg)
*Mr Chef, meet 'tiny'  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on September 02, 2016, 02:07:06 PM

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42ujwNgOz1qj6kc8o2_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2016, 11:03:25 PM

Quote from: outin on September 02, 2016, 10:35:27 AM

Random bunny... meet random fox.

(https://animal-dream.com/data_images/fox/fox1.jpg)

So cruel... How could you do that to a cute little bunny.

Never mind... Random fox - meet random hunter.

(https://www.ghanaclass.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/HUNTER.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2016, 12:11:35 AM

Well... This doesn't really fit here anymore....

(https://i.imgur.com/zYbCRhC.gif)

https://i.imgur.com/zYbCRhC.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2016, 03:55:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 03, 2016, 12:11:35 AM

Well... This doesn't really fit here anymore....

Well, we've discussed the intricacies of time travel, infinite universes and everything in-between.

I'm sure this post is as good as anywhere to post it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on September 03, 2016, 06:21:01 AM

Hi all.

I win.


Thanks for playing! <3

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2016, 09:08:00 AM

Sorry, but you 'did' win, but now I have won.

The problem is, I'll continue to win no matter how many times you reply.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2016, 01:53:23 PM

That's right.  I see.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2016, 11:55:27 PM

Thus proving my point once again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 04, 2016, 01:31:46 PM

Yep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2016, 10:05:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2016, 11:55:27 PM

Thus proving my point once again.

Thus proving my point once again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 05, 2016, 04:05:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2016, 10:05:05 PM

Thus proving my point once again.

Actually you are just repeating yourself...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2016, 11:48:51 AM

Yeah, but I am repeatedly winning.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2016, 12:00:41 PM

Congratulations on your mini win. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2016, 12:19:28 PM

Quote from: outin on September 02, 2016, 10:35:27 AM

Random bunny... meet random fox.

(https://animal-dream.com/data_images/fox/fox1.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/Ek7Nvf3.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/Ek7Nvf3.gifv


I've won twice now in a row.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2016, 02:01:34 PM

That's only because you double posted...

I once quintuple posted, and nobody seemed to care. Your Double posting is MEANINGLESS!!!

MEANINGLESS, I TELL YOU!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2016, 08:33:08 PM

I only skimmed the above post, but I'd agree that the little wins are meaningless overall.   As much as you might 'win' that way, you're also losing.  Like now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2016, 12:08:33 AM

I'm just lulling you into a false sense of triumph. You know deep down in your soul that I will ultimately win, but you convince yourself that 'maybe... just maybe' I might forget about this thread and let someone else win...

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 06, 2016, 03:18:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2016, 12:08:33 AM

I'm just lulling you into a false sense of triumph. You know deep down in your soul that I will ultimately win, but you convince yourself that 'maybe... just maybe' I might forget about this thread and let someone else win...

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!

Shouting will not make you win either...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2016, 04:51:52 AM

HOW DO YOU KNOW???

Oh look, I did win. Shouting does help.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: chopinlover01 on September 06, 2016, 06:04:09 AM

Only posting will. Which means, for the time being, I shall win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2016, 07:55:32 AM

And how many times have you lost to me???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 06, 2016, 10:01:01 AM

(https://blitzlift.com/wp-content/uploads/Tarantowla.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 06, 2016, 10:56:02 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 06, 2016, 10:01:01 AM

(https://blitzlift.com/wp-content/uploads/Tarantowla.jpg)

He's been here before I think, but he's not gonna make you win...

This is for Bob if he still hangs around:

(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/funny-nope-moment-spider-mouth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 06, 2016, 01:58:24 PM

Quote from: outin on September 06, 2016, 10:56:02 AM

He's been here before I think, but he's not gonna make you win...

This is for Bob if he still hangs around:

(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0713/funny-nope-moment-spider-mouth.jpg)

probably so, it was only a prelude to the majestic wild meowls and their close cousin the rare felowl.

(https://gunshmiff.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Meowls.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/FX5NLTm.jpg)


(https://i.imgur.com/f0XGgun.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2016, 10:02:45 PM

Always bloody cats... Try something different...

(https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/photoshopped-animal-hybrids-9.jpg)



AWWWWW. Combines my love of foxes and squirrels.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2016, 04:21:31 AM

I'm not looking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2016, 04:31:20 AM

DON'T CARE!!! Some of these are AWESOME!!! I even found you an Owl pic... (or sorts)

(https://cdn.deccanchronicle.com/sites/default/files/mediaimages/gallery/2015/Nov/animal-hybrids-93.jpg)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/hybrid-animals-photoshop-21.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zeLMWWrijV8/maxresdefault.jpg)

(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/hybrid-animals-photoshop-14.jpg)

(https://vrf.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/03-Heagle.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2016, 04:45:30 AM

All right.  Here.  I believe this one's real though.

(https://i.redd.it/bj70zjl196kx.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 08, 2016, 04:47:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 08, 2016, 04:21:31 AM

I'm not looking.

Here's an owl for you then :)

(https://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/birds/owls/elf-owl-eating-bug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2016, 04:59:19 AM

Here's another...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/f6/a0/7bf6a0c154da19045b28f1b80442cf35.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 08, 2016, 02:33:56 PM

also not an owl
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/da70b2003d1738e5ce23fba2c23224e8/tumblr_nls1uiJMNd1qgwf6po3_400.gif)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1aeaf8e5d34f9e218d3e12368ab71db5/tumblr_nls1uiJMNd1qgwf6po1_400.gif)
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/5caf9279d8f6521aaa6d69d9499d587d/tumblr_nls1uiJMNd1qgwf6po6_400.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/R54DE7tx6GZ5C/giphy.gif)
#tawnyfrogmouthforlife

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2016, 10:03:43 PM

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I respect the fact that you were able to find the same picture in 4 different angles... and ANIMATED!!!

Respect.







But I still won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2016, 10:43:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2016, 04:59:19 AM

Here's another...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/7b/f6/a0/7bf6a0c154da19045b28f1b80442cf35.jpg)

This one's ok.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2016, 07:13:38 AM

Well... this one may put you off owls forever.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a5/70/fc/a570fc64459c1f53d1b0e616d3f45df1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2016, 10:37:26 PM

*Bob forges onward... like a hippo....*  ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/HypJxoD.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/HypJxoD.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2016, 10:47:01 PM

To me they seem like the ugliest animals on the planet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2016, 10:55:56 PM

(https://sketchoholic.com/uploads/old_files/13166/Hippo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2016, 11:02:20 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/19208970.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: dogperson on September 09, 2016, 11:04:34 PM

Point this thread out to PianoPlayerStar, and he will keep the thread going.....  all by himself

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2016, 11:58:04 PM

I don't think I want to know.  It was too easy to find a sexy hippo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 10, 2016, 03:54:22 AM

Quote from: dogperson on September 09, 2016, 11:04:34 PM

Point this thread out to PianoPlayerStar, and he will keep the thread going.....  all by himself

True, he's probably the only one with any chance of winning over me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 10, 2016, 04:10:48 PM

I searched for "meek shall win the thread" but found this fish instead.  ::)


(https://www.aquaticquotient.com/gallery/files/3/4/7/3/l046_-_ghost_fry_-_05.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on September 10, 2016, 11:42:05 PM

I see a lot of beasts and critters here.  Do we need or like them?  Anyway, I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2016, 12:21:30 AM

Yep, you won.  Congratulations.  ::)


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/27/81/88/27818881a7091e658660676f8cf913d4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on September 11, 2016, 01:18:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 11, 2016, 12:21:30 AM

Yep, you won.  Congratulations.  ::)


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/27/81/88/27818881a7091e658660676f8cf913d4.jpg)

Yay! I won!  Nice octocat insectcat and fish.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2016, 01:36:37 AM

I think having one of these as a pet would be awesome...

(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny_3d_cg_creatures_07.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2016, 02:36:31 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e6/f4/2c/e6f42c9e552042405a7fa291bae3ae46.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2016, 02:49:26 AM

(https://drscdn.500px.org/photo/124440959/q%3D80_m%3D2000/2ab7667451975d12f98101a92ebb00b1)
https://drscdn.500px.org/photo/124440959/q%3D80_m%3D2000/2ab7667451975d12f98101a92ebb00b1

They brought you a white flag.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2016, 12:43:43 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/pXQ1i6T.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 11, 2016, 12:52:05 PM

#familyreunion
(https://media.giphy.com/media/LB8dqnnhJrU08/giphy.gif)
Sea dog  meets up w cousin land dog

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2016, 01:04:13 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/swHVzJg.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/swHVzJg.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2016, 10:03:43 PM

I'm just posting so I can win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 12, 2016, 12:43:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2016, 10:03:43 PM

I'm just posting so I can win.

Everyone needs their daily dose of winningness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2016, 03:08:16 AM

*Bob wonders if losinidlewonder is getting email receipts everytime someone posts.*




(https://storage.designcrowd.com/w1k/submissions/5660500/5660714_5ec3.jpg)
"My mission is... to win the thread."

The owls... They don't feel pity or remorse.  They absolutely will not stop.  There's no end to them. (https://orig09.deviantart.net/327c/f/2011/313/e/7/terminator_smiley_face_by_kwbunyap-d4fmr5s.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2016, 03:10:01 AM

Now you're still picturing it. :P   ...Metallic endoskeleton covered with living tissue... and feathers....   ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/7wHZjl6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2016, 09:07:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2016, 03:08:16 AM

*Bob wonders if losinidlewonder is getting email receipts everytime someone posts.*

We're both from Western Australia, so chances are it's our chance in the early morning to win the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 12, 2016, 12:47:37 PM

oooh look a win, must take a closer look...
(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/04/GIF-Cute-Seal.gif?gs=a)

*i'll take that and be on my way...
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/102013/reverse-1383326929_cute_curious_seal_pup.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2016, 02:41:23 PM

Can you see me winning???

No? Take a closer look...

(https://theoutlawmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/p6136382.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 12, 2016, 03:42:06 PM

winning attracts puppies.
(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Baby-Seal-GIF2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2016, 10:02:01 PM

Good... I may need another 100 of them, so I can skin them and make me a very fine coat.

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/5/58/101-dalmatians-disneyscreencaps.com-1291.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 12, 2016, 11:32:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2016, 09:07:05 AM

We're both from Western Australia, so chances are it's our chance in the early morning to win the thread.

Hey just living in WA is already winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2016, 11:35:44 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/9Yi3Y4k.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/9Yi3Y4k.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 13, 2016, 12:26:05 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/sGVK6Vq.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2016, 01:51:37 PM

Fire beats water...

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/e/e5/006Charizard_AG_anime.png)



You lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 13, 2016, 02:11:41 PM

(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybsigLbsE1qce334.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2016, 10:06:25 PM

Okay - you asked for it...

Go MEWTWO!!!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/gPjzE0ivYud5C/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2016, 10:54:29 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/82/e9/e7/82e9e72d14b072843c892258ae39a406.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2016, 10:31:14 AM

Are you sure that was your brain and not just the back of your skull???



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 14, 2016, 01:39:17 PM

(https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spinningseal.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2016, 10:03:13 PM

Colbert does it better...

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4792588/colbert-twirls-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 15, 2016, 11:11:59 AM

(https://movemoretoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/illusion_spinning.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2016, 01:07:10 PM

This post...

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b9c851b7bece0ab8e964be9dd1cd9ea4978d973b47c3aefd560b0bcc86a3cbc6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 15, 2016, 11:07:54 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o72F4yhuK2Tavz1DO/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2016, 02:03:47 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ZzBp5m0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 16, 2016, 03:25:12 AM

Sorry, your membership has been denied...

(https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_200_200/AAEAAQAAAAAAAAKWAAAAJGEwOWU2YWQ0LTE4MDUtNGU0YS1iZThjLWNmYjAyMmUwNjBmYg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2016, 06:11:02 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-because-you-can-t-stop-me-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 16, 2016, 07:00:15 AM

11six is a Christian hip hop collective from Dallas. Didn't know you where into them pp ahah :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2016, 09:26:03 AM

Couldn't give a crap... the message supported my thoughts, so I used it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2016, 11:11:11 AM

(https://themysticallife.com/sites/default/files/uploads/sometimes-i-like-to-ponder.jpg)


https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100405102719AAA2tOI

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 16, 2016, 04:54:43 PM

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/082010/1282599040_bouquet.gif)
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/082010/reverse-1282599040_bouquet.gif).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2016, 10:47:01 PM

I'm sure someone posted the post that would go before this on here.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/vliRBu3.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2016, 11:42:40 PM

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/e/ec/No-wai-001.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 17, 2016, 01:15:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2016, 09:26:03 AM

Couldn't give a crap... the message supported my thoughts, so I used it.

Good to see an atheist supporting Christian music bands looool

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2016, 03:24:37 AM

I don't... Again... their motto supported my inability to lose, so I used it.

I don't support Christian anything...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2016, 03:54:57 PM

Shetland ponies have invaded the thread....

(https://adriancolston.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/shetland-2.jpg?w=660&h=441)




Nils told me everyone's supposed to stop posting until he can get them all trucked off and have a clean up crew go over the thread.  That's going to be be a while.  So stop posting so nothing gets int the way of the clean up effort.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 17, 2016, 04:42:17 PM

Fixed it!

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/15/article-2309499-194F405D000005DC-538_634x392.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2016, 06:33:50 PM

I googled "angry pony."  I'd forgotten about all that.   ::)


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6a/43/bd/6a43bdc122b929c15d5fbc5bb3d5e07b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2016, 06:41:53 PM

An then a TIE fighter owl appeared....

(https://i.redd.it/91twgasm13mx.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2016, 02:21:42 AM

I am going to win...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 18, 2016, 01:51:33 PM

(https://assets-animated.rbl.ms/444886/980x.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2016, 03:08:35 PM

(https://aos.iacpublishinglabs.com/question/aq/700px-394px/chemistry-relate-biology_8b0ef080dbd185ab.jpg?domain=cx.aos.ask.com)


This scientist is still searching for how the previous post relates to the... antipenultimate post before this post.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2016, 10:00:01 PM

It's visitor - he's weird, you're a scientist...

I'm a winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2016, 12:30:25 AM

(https://josh.newdream.net/wiener/gfx/wiener.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2016, 06:46:46 AM

I think Bob is just feeling the hurt that no matter how many times he tries... I always win.

Here Bob... this is for you. Just click the link and you too can be winner...

(https://www.newpromogiveawaybrands.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/find-free-sweepstakes-contests.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 19, 2016, 10:23:22 AM

Axelotl is fine with you all thinking you win...
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/Yz4nrsJWiqgqA/giphy.gif)
*Axelotl recognizes scientist from reaearch study back in the day at home lake.
Axelotl says wah-sup scientist  cuz
Axetlotl win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2016, 01:22:44 PM

If you're going to use something like that... make sure you can spell AXOLOTL right.

Anyway... Axolotl... meet my friend.

(https://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00002vz7hCYV1g8/fit=1000x750/Sushi-chef-dustin-Snipes.jpg)

He REALLY wants to meet you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 19, 2016, 01:46:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2016, 01:22:44 PM

If you're going to use something like that... make sure you can spell AXOLOTL right.

Anyway... Axolotl... meet my friend.

(https://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00002vz7hCYV1g8/fit=1000x750/Sushi-chef-dustin-Snipes.jpg)

He REALLY wants to meet you.

I  Axelotl the Axolotl.
(https://i0.wp.com/www.fromquarkstoquasars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/axolotl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2016, 09:54:41 PM

Nice cover-up to hide your spelling mistake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2016, 11:59:54 PM

Hm.... *Bob keeps clicking the link, determined to make it work on the next click.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2016, 02:58:06 AM

Huh?  You say something?

I thought I heard something.  Guess not.

(https://i.imgur.com/KBxeFZb.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/KBxeFZb.gifv


I was too busy winning over here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 20, 2016, 04:06:25 AM

(https://www.nomorebirds.co.uk/no-more-birds-images/no-more-birds.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2016, 01:30:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 19, 2016, 11:59:54 PM

Hm.... *Bob keeps clicking the link, determined to make it work on the next click.*

Great... My distraction worked. Time to sneak in and win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 20, 2016, 01:47:50 PM

*waits for 'winner' to lose their balance and fall
(https://rs965.pbsrc.com/albums/ae134/Arctic_Banana/ontd_startrek%20Party%20Post%20Usefuls/Alligatorflail.gif~c200)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2016, 11:25:37 PM

Ugh... I just not that impressed.  It's the millennial whoop though I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 21, 2016, 05:23:16 PM

That's what I win with?  That? 


Ok.


(https://i.imgur.com/RNn9cRP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2016, 09:55:43 PM

You have GOT to stop double posting... Because no matter how many times you double post...



I STILL WIN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 22, 2016, 03:59:58 AM

I don't need to double post because I will

(https://www.savvysponsoring.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/double-win-300x199.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2016, 09:43:12 AM

Always thinking small Outin...

(https://3540eob9sfqvwwmw3ldxigj4.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/darts-three-green.jpg)

This shows that you cannot win against me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 22, 2016, 11:54:54 AM

pffft
(https://media.tenor.co/images/46596330e0f88bc5c70c2b0110a867bf/raw)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2016, 10:02:24 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/pGnoFOy11ZvkA/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 23, 2016, 12:27:53 AM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/71/71e402f30c2b741ecd69ba3ae4baf90bb45b7443c52422de88cf02f4802a5a19.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2016, 10:28:00 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/i-m-a-winner-for-life.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 23, 2016, 11:35:46 AM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/132823/robin-hood-o.gif)

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FCi02WIodEc/VMLl4aJvwZI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/gSWb_DhSZwc/s1600/archer.gif)
win....win....win...
   win.....win...win...
       win...win...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 23, 2016, 01:06:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2016, 10:28:00 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/i-m-a-winner-for-life.png)

Who did you kill?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2016, 02:40:45 PM

Ok seriously, I will give everyone who has participated in this thread $10,000 USD paid cash if everyone stops posting from now on.

(https://www.marshu.com/articles/images-website/articles/presidents-on-us-paper-money/ten-thousand-10000-dollar-bill.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 23, 2016, 05:34:04 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2016, 02:40:45 PM

Ok seriously, I will give everyone who has participated in this thread $10,000 USD paid cash if everyone stops posting from now on.

(https://www.marshu.com/articles/images-website/articles/presidents-on-us-paper-money/ten-thousand-10000-dollar-bill.jpg)

I am in no need, give it to the others...while you're arranging money transactions, I'll help by closing the thread for you :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on September 23, 2016, 05:44:53 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2016, 02:40:45 PM

Ok seriously, I will give everyone who has participated in this thread $10,000 USD paid cash if everyone stops posting from now on.

(https://www.marshu.com/articles/images-website/articles/presidents-on-us-paper-money/ten-thousand-10000-dollar-bill.jpg)

Your $ bill looks fake to me.  Note the serial number.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2016, 10:54:04 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2016, 02:40:45 PM

(https://www.marshu.com/articles/images-website/articles/presidents-on-us-paper-money/ten-thousand-10000-dollar-bill.jpg)

But how will we get the $10,000 bill if we stop posting...

Hey wait... this sounds like a ruse.    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on September 23, 2016, 10:57:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2016, 10:54:04 PM

But how will we get the $10,000 bill if we stop posting...

Hey wait... this sounds like a ruse.    8)

Good point.  Plus it looks like a fake bill to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2016, 06:45:49 AM

Nice try Lost... but I'm going to win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 24, 2016, 11:10:50 PM

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2016, 02:17:49 AM

It's going to take a lot more than that to fool us...

(https://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/n-ou1isn/ydriczk/products/87081/images/88036/Scooby_Doo_and_Shaggy_cardboard_cutout_set_buy_now_at_starstills__30445.1397130529.1280.1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2016, 04:42:01 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2016, 11:36:38 PM

Someone else who hates kids...

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/You+meddling+kids_bd83c4_4250740.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 26, 2016, 11:20:30 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/LvtKS6f1WatQ4/giphy-downsized-large.gif)
https://media.giphy.com/media/LvtKS6f1WatQ4/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 26, 2016, 12:44:42 PM

beep beep passing through. just picking up my win.
and i'm off
(https://rateeveryanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cat-on-roomba.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 26, 2016, 01:06:36 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 26, 2016, 12:44:42 PM

beep beep passing through. just picking up my win.
and i'm off
(https://rateeveryanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cat-on-roomba.gif)

I should get one of those...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 26, 2016, 01:23:19 PM

Quote from: outin on September 26, 2016, 01:06:36 PM

I should get one of those...

they are pretty cool lol
(https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/8/7/179787.gif?v=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 26, 2016, 05:00:30 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/sjQ2C2c.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/sjQ2C2c.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2016, 11:39:16 PM

WHAT TYPE OF MONSTER... Would TRY to drink Bunny fluid???

That's just wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2016, 12:48:42 AM

Tea?


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7e/a4/e1/7ea4e1a582f000a80188c35b12f199dd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2016, 05:23:01 AM

Right now, I have a cold... so for me - I'll be having...

(https://www.americanwhiskeytrail.com/sites/default/files/styles/flexslider_full/public/page/field_image/american-whiskey-history.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 27, 2016, 11:35:23 PM

Haha.  ;D


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b7/e0/4c/b7e04c529cb030a0b062328c87f949d9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2016, 11:59:20 PM

Silly wabbit... Jamiesons is for kids... I MEAN adults.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2016, 02:00:42 AM

Sad kid/goat now.

(https://www.whiskeycreekranch.net/666_500_csupload_23826105.jpg?u=2861225444)


...out on the whiskey ranch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2016, 05:33:58 AM

Awwww... isn't it great what happens when you combine the above and fire...

(https://rachel.daneman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DSC_0318.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2016, 10:45:30 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/68O3L4Z.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/68O3L4Z.gifv


That one looks a little bigger than what I usually picture.




The owl, I mean.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2016, 11:17:32 PM

So fluffy...

AWWWWWW!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2016, 11:35:19 PM

Hehehe.... A Cronenberg owl....

It's cute too.

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrtg7mFPqe1r13m08o1_500.jpg)


(https://www.funny-animalpictures.com/media/content/cats/images/funnyowls0001_L.jpg)




Double owl post.  ooOOOOOo  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 29, 2016, 12:36:27 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVXez1K/anDBk1b9_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 29, 2016, 04:04:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 28, 2016, 10:45:30 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/68O3L4Z.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/68O3L4Z.gifv

How disgusting...not only do birds carry things like Salmonella, they have all kinds of external parasites... It's not such a good idea to kiss mites...

(https://pestkill.org/wp-content/uploads/mites-symptoms.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2016, 04:22:50 AM

I wasn't sure if that photo was someone bitten with mites, or just some poor bastard going through High school...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 29, 2016, 04:52:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2016, 04:22:50 AM

I wasn't sure if that photo was someone bitten with mites, or just some poor bastard going through High school...

Such things are too far in the past for me to remember ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: minhogang on September 29, 2016, 08:16:55 AM

During my years of playing piano I only played pieces I like, which are Chopin, Liszt, and Ravel, and none of Bach or Beethoven.

Now Bach's 3,5,21 preludes and fugues (first book WTC) is literally harder than Liszt's chasse neige. This is a big problem :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2016, 01:20:38 PM

Well... thank you for contributing something that has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with this thread.

Gotta stay on topic with this thread. Lots of inside jokes... which are probably above you right now Minhogang...

Anyway, getting back on topic - the little girl in Bob's gif doesn't look as if she has any psoriasis or any skin lesions. I'm sure if it's a pet owl, you'd probably be pretty sure it's got less parasites than any wild owls.

Plus, it's cute...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 30, 2016, 10:50:30 AM

This is also what I pictured with that owl.


(https://media.buzzle.com/media/images-en/gallery/birds/owls/450-508585428-owl-eating-rat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2016, 10:52:31 PM

This is what I think of...

(https://cosmouk.cdnds.net/15/50/1449487321-harry-potter-hedwig-pic.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 01, 2016, 12:08:37 AM

*Bob gets lost trying to find the best picture response....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 01, 2016, 06:29:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2016, 10:52:31 PM

This is what I think of...

Not sure which one, but it's still a bit pervert...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2016, 08:52:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 01, 2016, 12:08:37 AM

*Bob gets lost trying to find the best picture response....*

And you FAILED to come up with one. Bury your head in shame...

...but leave me to win.

And outin... why do you just assume everything is perverted... also - your grammar sucks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 01, 2016, 08:56:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2016, 08:52:59 AM

also - your grammar sucks.

And I will still win...that sucks, doesn't it?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 01, 2016, 12:56:23 PM

(https://i.reddituploads.com/f14d164ed8204c408a59c1bd09494286?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3f7fd11f12ae548b5cbe23bc9d1e94ed)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 01, 2016, 12:57:20 PM

Found one.

(https://i.reddituploads.com/5257d443b16847d2b86b88605d2fafc5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=40bfb089da318b5c6f359b50bb0c2efc)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2016, 02:03:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 01, 2016, 12:57:20 PM

Found one.

(https://i.reddituploads.com/5257d443b16847d2b86b88605d2fafc5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=40bfb089da318b5c6f359b50bb0c2efc)

Oh MY GOD!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FLUFFY...

HOW DO I GET ONE!!!



[looks on eBay]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2016, 04:55:39 AM

https://www.ebay.com/itm/like/351845740214?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 02, 2016, 09:53:00 AM

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EhSBqnuhL._SX375_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg)

I just look stupid!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2016, 10:04:51 AM

(https://i.reddituploads.com/5257d443b16847d2b86b88605d2fafc5?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=40bfb089da318b5c6f359b50bb0c2efc)

(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxNjAw/z/C3UAAOSwTA9X3-87/$_57.JPG)

Not... even... close. I'd say thanks for trying, but you tried very little... so...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2016, 02:27:10 PM

How about some cake then?


Expectations vs. reality....

(https://i.imgur.com/BvY5pzs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2016, 12:29:08 AM

I wonder if this is true...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/13/4c/47/134c473eb856af66e4e81a3e35afdb87.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 03, 2016, 03:28:54 AM

I've been surprised a few times that people think you can't see anything, like a person in the room, without correct vision, ie glasses or contacts.  It's blurry but you can still tell if there's a person there.   ::)


On that note, there's got to be a joke here, but I'm not thinking of it... yet.

(https://i.imgur.com/7LkZrDz.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/7LkZrDz.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2016, 10:53:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 03, 2016, 03:28:54 AM

On that note, there's got to be a joke here, but I'm not thinking of it... yet.

(https://static.tumblr.com/v3wbbmv/gd8m2ulyz/sorry.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 03, 2016, 11:03:40 PM

(https://s33.postimg.org/uzkeld8zj/Insert_joke_here.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2016, 02:11:27 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Y637mcD2Jgufm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2016, 06:07:57 AM

WHY... do you continually post. It's like double-dipping...

It's disgusting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2016, 11:14:18 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n6t1dSh5mAI/TuVNeKH8sHI/AAAAAAAAGjs/1X2EF7a4uqQ/s640/tumblr_lvlxekMfgx1qfik8to1_500_large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2016, 11:15:27 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kC0BKh0XTBU/TwTj1xwf2pI/AAAAAAAAIDE/ls-tdrEluuw/s640/298354_10150791875060504_795600503_20601557_1506343229_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2016, 11:54:26 AM

Well... if we're posting pictures of birds...

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2015/05/08/16/bigbird.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 04, 2016, 11:56:18 AM

*ponders the current direction of this thread over a hot cup
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1a/66/2a/1a662ab61a3f40ff0d133d2b7c3bfe6d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 04, 2016, 12:50:31 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 04, 2016, 11:56:18 AM

*ponders the current direction of this thread over a hot cup
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1a/66/2a/1a662ab61a3f40ff0d133d2b7c3bfe6d.jpg)

splendid idea old chap
(https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M66b2ebe870f14c2a4adf78a88922f1a1o0&pid=15.1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 04, 2016, 12:51:59 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 04, 2016, 12:50:31 PM

splendid idea old chap
(https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M66b2ebe870f14c2a4adf78a88922f1a1o0&pid=15.1)

those guys are on to something. but cold drinks help you win as well
(https://blog-imgs-59.fc2.com/f/l/y/flyingpandanews/funny-birds-photoshopped-arms-8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 04, 2016, 01:02:58 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 04, 2016, 12:51:59 PM

those guys are on to something. but cold drinks help you win as well
(https://blog-imgs-59.fc2.com/f/l/y/flyingpandanews/funny-birds-photoshopped-arms-8.jpg)

bruh, ya need to lay off the sugary drinks, you'll never build w/ all that junk food
(https://www.iywib.com/birds_with_arms99999999957.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2016, 12:00:15 AM

Visitor - you're dong the same mistake as Bob and double (in this case quadruple posting).

Plus it makes you look schizophrenic... and anyway...



I WIN!!!



(No there are no weird pictures of hybrid man-owls to load... that's just weird)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 05, 2016, 09:30:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2016, 12:00:15 AM

Visitor - you're dong the same mistake as Bob and double (in this case quadruple posting).

Plus it makes you look schizophrenic... and anyway...



I WIN!!!



(No there are no weird pictures of hybrid man-owls to load... that's just weird)

Don't hate.
Congratulate.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AXxTjLqvFrM/maxresdefault.jpg)
YOLO

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2016, 03:06:20 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 05, 2016, 09:30:49 AM

YOLO

(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/24/9/1582575582-9a366f7ee519446e97b09bdd843e9a89.jpg)

I want a higher res of that picture, so I can stick it on a T-shirt.



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 05, 2016, 03:39:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2016, 03:06:20 PM

(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/24/9/1582575582-9a366f7ee519446e97b09bdd843e9a89.jpg)

I want a higher res of that picture, so I can stick it on a T-shirt.



 ;D

hate-uz gonna hate
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/57/cd/ec/57cdec9fe2988d3979729f27054a6fe6.jpg)
YOLOLO  then

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2016, 11:51:04 PM

This is for you then visitor...

https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/10-phrases-you-can-say-instead-of-yolo?utm_term=.jhA44G0nen#.arBKK3YPrP



(Don't worry - there's nothing awful about the link, but it's worth a read)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 06, 2016, 12:24:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2016, 11:51:04 PM

This is for you then visitor...

https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/10-phrases-you-can-say-instead-of-yolo?utm_term=.jhA44G0nen#.arBKK3YPrP



(Don't worry - there's nothing awful about the link, but it's worth a read)

mhm mhm. I see. very insightful and interesting.
(https://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-20-09-birds/Frogisis.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2016, 01:46:23 PM

Well... if we're going to get crazy with animal-human hybrids...

Then let the CRAZINESS BEGIN!!!

(https://art-sheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/IMG_9285.jpg)



(Also, there's some REALLY freaky sh*t online if you type that into Google images... Nightmare fuel - honestly)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 06, 2016, 02:01:58 PM

eeesh....no. no hybrid. just gifted aves.
(https://i.imgur.com/PypJ7Px.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2016, 11:31:56 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/mZEnTJc.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/mZEnTJc.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 07, 2016, 04:42:18 AM

What this thread needs is a bird eater!

(https://www.ourbreathingplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/136.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2016, 08:04:09 AM

Meh... I live in Australia, so spiders don't worry me.

We have to worry about poisonous snakes. I don't think anyones been worried about a spider biting them on the toilet...

(https://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/samuel-l-jackson-snakes-on-a-plane1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2016, 10:51:28 AM

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcguj1O67u1qzpzfmo1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 07, 2016, 11:49:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2016, 08:04:09 AM

Meh... I live in Australia, so spiders don't worry me.

Are you a bird? If not, then why should you worry?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 07, 2016, 12:36:30 PM

Quote from: outin on October 07, 2016, 11:49:40 AM

Are you a bird? If not, then why should you worry?

no worries is the best way!
(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/381/434/be7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2016, 12:46:06 PM

Quote from: outin on October 07, 2016, 11:49:40 AM

Are you a bird? If not, then why should you worry?

(https://getupwithgod.com/wp-content/uploads/GUWG-Dont-Worry-Sky.gif)

I'm not.    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 07, 2016, 12:51:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2016, 12:46:06 PM

(https://getupwithgod.com/wp-content/uploads/GUWG-Dont-Worry-Sky.gif)

I'm not.    8)

hey you guys! this one isn't worried!
(https://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2015/06/Birds-Human-Arms/01-Birds-Human-Arms.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on October 07, 2016, 01:21:48 PM

I think I will come in here for a bit and try to escape from Hinty.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on October 07, 2016, 01:40:28 PM

Quote from: thalbergmad on October 07, 2016, 01:21:48 PM

I think I will come in here for a bit and try to escape from Hinty.

Then you'd better leave again!

Never mind, surely you have some banjo practice to do and/or some more obscure Romantic piano concertos to scan?...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2016, 10:31:23 PM

Thal has entered the thread.....  ::) There really is anything on the internet.....


(https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6509824/il_fullxfull.284222861.jpg)


 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2016, 11:14:25 PM

And back to the cute owls...

(https://hotphotosfree.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/ee4226f4ff9f6a1db7fd8338a2c2804d.jpg?itok=jY3M9UE-)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 08, 2016, 02:47:08 AM

I'm surprised we haven't gotten to these yet.  So many owls to find....

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/7200801/original.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2016, 12:25:43 AM

With those talons... he'll scratch the keys...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 09, 2016, 01:45:15 AM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/di21sJS8tsPSM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 09, 2016, 02:00:19 AM

He can sit instead.


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/ed/34/f7ed34af6319997e7c843eb06c98d4dc.jpg)


Apparently owls have butts.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2016, 08:10:48 AM

The more I see owls, the more I want one.

(https://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cute-owl-in-palm-of-a-hand.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 09, 2016, 05:05:37 PM

Haha.  That one's subtle.  Won't catch much.

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6104/6300448613_be26b02082_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2016, 11:44:20 PM

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2016, 12:31:23 AM

Yeah, aw...   ::)

(https://outdooroverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Ermine-Owl-700.jpg)


(https://www.audubon.org/sites/default/files/styles/hero_mobile/public/editorial-card-images/article/Card_APA_2013_29007_230153_RobertPalmer_Great_Gray_Owl_KK.jpg?itok=CWw5nfMG)

T-1000 model, rising up from the floor in its liquid metal state?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2016, 02:15:18 AM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/25/04/2AD23BE300000578-3173998-image-m-25_1437795091790.jpg)

I say enough of the cats... Cats have had their time. TIME for the owls to make their way onto the internet.

And I feel this forum is helping.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 10, 2016, 04:03:54 AM

This is what I will do to your owls before I'll win this thread into oblivion...

(https://image.oregonlive.com/home/olive-media/width620/img/oregonian/photo/2011/02/9256975-large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2016, 05:58:41 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56447014.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2016, 10:44:00 PM

Maybe they're just sleeping.  ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/Qv7QlLH.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 11, 2016, 12:14:21 PM

lel fooled ya!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/dDfaQypg2kzfi/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2016, 09:59:57 PM

That could have been worse had he been dumb enough to sneak up on a sleeping tiger.

Would be funnier to watch as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 12, 2016, 12:45:22 PM

nom nom nom nom...
(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/halloween-dog-costumes-123-57fdf33ba6e51__605.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 12, 2016, 04:52:42 PM

(https://thechurchofnom.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/owl-1-of-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2016, 09:58:46 PM

(https://images-gmi-pmc.edge-generalmills.com/6f69410d-739a-4477-b60f-977808289b53.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 12, 2016, 11:06:04 PM

That's nice attempt at an owl cake you've got going there.  Good job.   *maniacal laughter, and actually out loud.*  (there's no maniacal laughter smiley to go with that)
(https://cliparts.co/cliparts/di4/8xg/di48xgB4T.jpg)




I had another pic, but I'm just going to bump up two levels and save everyone some effort.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ffii2jFLGUE/T29orzrS7HI/AAAAAAAAFzA/GcsT-OBnuaA/s1600/cake-central1.jpg)

Yes, that's a cake.
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2016, 12:25:31 PM

You have to think bigger than that...

It's impressive, but not as good as:

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3ce8qE6JOLA/Vh08vXqRotI/AAAAAAAAdwY/aClX9aj8u58/s1600/4.jpg)

Yes, and it is a cake.

https://hawttalkwithtosan.blogspot.com.au/2015/10/check-out-these-amazing-animal-cake.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 13, 2016, 01:03:43 PM

Ermegerd!

(https://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/920827/27183365/1470607055207/10710906-27183364-thumbnail.jpg?token=rcDTFcnLH8XYYvE%2BueakEp2w%2BGQ%3D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2016, 09:54:53 PM

Well... I was going to either guess that it was a tiger...

...Or the Kraken taking a poop.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2016, 11:00:52 PM

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/monster/images/9/9f/Release_the_Kraken_by_GENZOMAN.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121010193956)



I'm assuming that Kraken is just rampaging.... Not taking a poop there.  ::)  But you know at some point....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2016, 10:27:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 13, 2016, 11:00:52 PM

I'm assuming that Kraken is just rampaging.... Not taking a poop there.  ::)  But you know at some point....

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/theflophouse/images/f/f5/Everyone_poops_by_taro_gomi.jpg)

Although, the thing that worries me is the fact that they have a picture of a person, a horse and a duck - who all poop...



...but why is the picture of the apple there???



(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BGvXV2iCUAAnfaw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2016, 10:56:14 AM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NbjHwSj_--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18ffk7ctm6ccwjpg.jpg)


 ::)


Looks like skyscrapers down there on the right.  But there wouldn't be a city like that that close to a mountain.  And it looks like he's sitting.  So he's either crouched awkwardly, sitting on a plane wing, or something like that.  Or there's one skyscraper that's way taller than the rest? 

Looks pretty smug about sitting there too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 14, 2016, 01:27:50 PM

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/2d97786f6417f56aaaf8c0bcf5d0465a/tumblr_msxmzjuc8x1qzwenko1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2016, 03:03:59 PM

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111125721/3338318-superman-vs-batman.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2016, 10:20:54 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/49975323.jpg)

 ;D


Except.... Wouldn't you think Superman has a super immune system and wouldn't get drunk at all?  Or maybe it take a zillion bottles to get him drunk?  Or maybe he gets super drunk?  With everything he's super-endowed at, why is drinking "normal" for him?  He's an alien after all.  Why is alcohol affecting him exactly the same as a human?  For sure, he's not human.    Whatever.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2016, 10:52:49 PM

So... the fact that he's invulnerable to bullets (technically a man of steel), yet can move around freely, faster than any normal man can and can even fly...



...and YOU question why he gets drunk???



This is why I don't get into arguments with comic book fans - they assume that physics just doesn't exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on October 14, 2016, 11:22:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2016, 10:52:49 PM

So... the fact that he's invulnerable to bullets (technically a man of steel), yet can move around freely, faster than any normal man can and can even fly...



...and YOU question why he gets drunk???



This is why I don't get into arguments with comic book fans - they assume that physics just doesn't exist.

it's called consistency...
Superman's metabolism (his cells work crazy fast) can break down any sort of toxins at such a rate that he wouldn't even feel its effects. It applies to alcohol too. It wold actually tons and tons of alcohol to get him tipsy. XD

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2016, 02:37:51 PM

Okay - then how is it he can fly??? We all know that gravity is a pregnant dog, and yet he seems to display no aerodynamic ability to fly through the air??? Any explanation of how that works?

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/53538909.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on October 15, 2016, 03:12:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2016, 02:37:51 PM

Okay - then how is it he can fly??? We all know that gravity is a pregnant dog, and yet he seems to display no aerodynamic ability to fly through the air??? Any explanation of how that works?

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/53538909.jpg)

FFS, I'm not saying that I care about science in fantasy/supernatural/sci-fi settings. I'm saying that even if your story requires 'suspension of belief', you still have to maintain a sort of logic consistency within the story. If the author makes a mention of Superman having an extremely high metabolic rate that prevents him from being affected by human food/drinks/poisons/toxins etc, then the same should apply for alcohol. Though to be fair that would just be a little plothole and I don't think anyone would care about if he did drunk, unless they're pedantic.

 As for superman's ability to fly, it depends on the series. Last one I read said something about him having the ability to alter gravity fields or something, a weaker form of telekinesis.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2016, 12:50:09 AM

Ahhh... antagonising Comic book nerds...

(https://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/article_main_wide_image/public/2016/02/simpsons_comic_book_guy.jpg)

It's like:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oETdzBk0T8k/UlregRzhTwI/AAAAAAAAAU0/I0yrccSfbFc/s1600/i-3ec05ebf13f813e364b2ba58aee4d33a-fishinabarrel.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2016, 07:43:05 PM

There he goes....

(https://static3.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11113/111136721/3576221-9819674900-super.gif)



That means in the movie he either went through a lot of bottles or... He was only acting like he was drunk.  Or maybe it was the placebo effect.

Seems to be a common superhero question.  Apparently if he's getting everything from our yellow sun, he doesn't need to eat, breath, sleep, and alcohol wouldn't affect him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2016, 09:55:52 PM

It's not even good scotch either... I mean, Red Label Johnnie Walker?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 17, 2016, 11:31:19 AM

(https://i.redditmedia.com/IJpWhdIvPK5qPJ20XYcxaBmK2ry3iC60eof-4VQ9-FQ.png?w=1024&s=b4865be101247b87b3ae8910c902786c)

!Hola!


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2016, 12:43:37 PM

I'm now starting to think Bob IS an owl with the amount of pictures we seem to be getting of them...

And the pictures are family photos...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 17, 2016, 01:01:10 PM

(https://cdn.gifbay.com/2014/03/birds_with_arms-119826.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2016, 01:46:58 PM

Half man, half eagle...

It's the MANGLE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2016, 12:27:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2016, 12:43:37 PM

I'm now starting to think Bob IS an owl with the amount of pictures we seem to be getting of them...

And the pictures are family photos...

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/b/b1/Birdperson.png/revision/latest?cb=20140415133633)


(https://i.imgur.com/i2H2PGn.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2016, 09:55:01 AM

I bet you that's Bob's business suit.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 19, 2016, 09:58:22 AM

Business wear is where it is at!
(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/05/fashion/05DRESSCODES_COMBO/05DRESSCODES_COMBO-facebookJumbo-v3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2016, 11:43:20 AM

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_memjwrfVsH1rcx1hfo1_500.gif)


I thought that was a thermos, like a blue collar owl worker.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2016, 01:11:37 PM

Love your hat though - not many owls can pull it off...

...but you do.    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2016, 10:39:25 PM

Here.  I got everyone copies of this book.  Go check out these videos in the book.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/sIiaTdq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 20, 2016, 04:32:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 19, 2016, 10:39:25 PM

Here.  I got everyone copies of this book.  Go check out these videos in the book.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/sIiaTdq.jpg)

Anything to make kids read books again ;)

BTW. I don't really need to post that often, because every time you people do we will be one step closer to the inevitable. Do I need to say it again?

Maybe not but I will anyway...

I will be the last poster and the only real winner of this thread!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2016, 08:44:10 AM

Quote from: outin on October 20, 2016, 04:32:06 AM

I will be the last poster and the only real winner of this thread!

No... you only have delusions that you will be the last poster in this thread...

You will fail though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2016, 11:04:52 AM

(https://cf.broadsheet.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/114.jpg)

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_looykcV8K91qjy6sb.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0f/28/9e/0f289e2cd9d1f946577e9eff6b96a0b4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2016, 12:56:33 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/37/0d/d9/370dd9beb6dd002d097444cddb67f6c7.jpg)

I say bring on Genetic manipulation... BRING ON THE HYBRIDS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 20, 2016, 01:53:55 PM

(https://squirrelworld.lincatz.com/spidersquirrelbest.jpg).
(https://www.lincatz.com/thelitterbox/images.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2016, 11:23:42 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/28/8b/06/288b063f5880a3f1c1f5d52f77536e62.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2016, 02:41:38 AM

Staring contest??? YOU'RE ON!!!

Quote from: Bob on October 20, 2016, 11:23:42 PM

                                                     (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/28/8b/06/288b063f5880a3f1c1f5d52f77536e62.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/skun5T25zWc/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 21, 2016, 03:00:36 AM

Isn't he sweet?

(https://i.imgur.com/m7ch3KP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2016, 04:32:56 AM

Quote from: outin on October 21, 2016, 03:00:36 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/m7ch3KP.jpg)

If that thing existed...

...and that thing was in my house...

...I would trap it in a bucket...

...take it out into my backyard, while still in the bucket...

...and keep it out there until I could procure enough dynamite to blow the motherf***ing s**t out of it, so that it could NOT be molecularly recognised.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2016, 11:02:08 PM

(https://pre05.deviantart.net/0b46/th/pre/i/2014/336/e/d/snowy_owl_approves____by_diehyaene-d88fucq.jpg)

(https://www.ronanpalliser.ie/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dsc_6901.jpg)


I guess my spirit animal must be an owl.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 22, 2016, 01:09:23 PM

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2cen5AnOC1r48bp2o1_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 22, 2016, 04:39:45 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/tU9m9iB.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/tU9m9iB.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2016, 02:24:38 AM

I don't believe in spirit animals...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 23, 2016, 04:07:39 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PxWji0NF6ls/VzUMROUxDkI/AAAAAAAAABw/e_57GiA_roYwVuaEfSJmmOPiW3fGbATzgCLcB/s1600/We%2BBelieve%2BIn%2BYOU.jpg)

(https://dvirfixler.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/spirit-animals-sue-ireland.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2016, 05:47:08 AM

Still don't believe in them...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 24, 2016, 02:45:18 AM

Such dislike....

(https://i.imgflip.com/16zy6g.jpg)



I didn't click on the youtube links.  Instead of I searched for that user's latest posts.  All the same, but I noticed the signature.  I searched for that.... And then then perfect_pitch's reaction made perfect sense.  I'm not going to post that link either, but the subject of the website was NOT perfect_pitch's favorite topic.

*Bob contemplates signing perfect_pitch up for the mailing list...* ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2016, 09:59:08 AM

That's just mean Bob...

And I didn't click the link either, but I just assumed they were trying to fish for views as you said, since they had posted the same link 10x.

I hate spam...





...And what title???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 25, 2016, 01:31:24 AM

Do a google search on Jenny Parks, if you dare.....  But you won't like that results.


You've been warned.  Proceed at your own risk.


This might balance things out.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/57/67/f5/5767f56c8a363f7abd4523524deb70c8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2016, 12:36:02 PM

You've tricked me in the past to click on random links - I AIN'T dumb enough to do it this time.

I'm happy not to let curiosity get the better of me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 25, 2016, 10:53:41 PM

I thought it was fairly interesting.  And it explained your reaction. 

I guess we'll never know now...  ::)

(https://static0.thethingsimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Superhero-labs.jpg)


Although it must be a different person than who posted on here.  The person here probably made up the name and it just happened to be an artist.  I didn't think the work was too bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on October 25, 2016, 11:47:44 PM

Now I'VE WON!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 26, 2016, 02:21:25 AM

Well done.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2016, 10:10:50 AM

Quote from: beethovenfan01 on October 25, 2016, 11:47:44 PM

Now I'VE WON!!!

Yes... you won; past tense.

I'm WINNING!!!

(present tense)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 26, 2016, 10:25:54 AM

Here is your prize

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2016, 12:33:01 PM

The Moral credit is more than enough for me...

I don't like dogs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 26, 2016, 07:13:22 PM

here is a moral credit waveform
(https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20110201/animated_12.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2016, 09:58:05 PM

I'll happily accept it...

(Although I probably should have also asked for cash... LOTS of cash)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 26, 2016, 11:09:39 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 08:48:01 AM

Now you're posting 4 second YouTube clips, Bob???

This thread has lost its charm... Let's see if we can bring the charm back.

(https://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Benedict-Cumberbatch-Sherlock--1600x720.jpg)







Ahhhh... Much better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 27, 2016, 11:23:32 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Lucky_Charms_(14803357412).jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 12:24:26 PM

Meh - never liked that sugary crap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 27, 2016, 01:21:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 12:24:26 PM

Meh - never liked that sugary crap.

With a lot of salt... This is so much better

(https://images.wisegeek.com/bowl-of-cooked-oatmeal-with-fruit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 27, 2016, 01:22:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 08:48:01 AM

Now you're posting 4 second YouTube clips, Bob???

This thread has lost its charm... Let's see if we can bring the charm back.

(https://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Benedict-Cumberbatch-Sherlock--1600x720.jpg)


Ahhhh... Much better.

Who's that? Doesn't look that cool to me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 02:25:24 PM

Quote from: outin on October 27, 2016, 01:21:49 PM

With a lot of salt... This is so much better

(https://images.wisegeek.com/bowl-of-cooked-oatmeal-with-fruit.jpg)

With NO salt is better... with Honey is bloody awesome...

and that's Benedict Cumberbatch - one of the best English actors of our day. Charming and witty...

Seriously???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 27, 2016, 05:25:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 02:25:24 PM

With NO salt is better... with Honey is bloody awesome...

Of course with no salt...I was referring to the high salt content of all those disgusting cereals...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 02:25:24 PM

and that's Benedict Cumberbatch - one of the best English actors of our day. Charming and witty...

Seriously???

Never heard of him...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 09:56:30 PM

Ahhh... okay - because you realise some people do add salt to their porridge. I think it's disgusting though...

And you're NEVER HEARD OF HIM???

WATCH SHERLOCK!!! It's awesome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 28, 2016, 12:19:12 AM

 ::)

(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/d/db/No-sh*t-sherlock_o_850672.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130112142655)



(Different movie/production.  I haven't actually seen the other one.) ::)



There.  Enough fixing.
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/d/db/No-sh*t-sherlock_o_850672.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130112142655
Geez...
https://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/File:No-sh*t-sherlock_o_850672.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 28, 2016, 12:54:49 AM

Darnit... I'm not fixing that.



Meanwhile....

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d5/e1/90/d5e190b8e2e39e686a2f140b0214b718.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 28, 2016, 02:50:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2016, 09:56:30 PM

Ahhh... okay - because you realise some people do add salt to their porridge. I think it's disgusting though...

And you're NEVER HEARD OF HIM???

WATCH SHERLOCK!!! It's awesome.

No thanks, I avoid remakes of classic series or movies. With a couple of exceptions they totally suck and just make me mad.

After googling I see that he's been in a couple of films I have seen. Must have been pretty forgettable..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2016, 03:05:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 28, 2016, 12:19:12 AM

(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/d/db/No-sh*t-sherlock_o_850672.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130112142655)

There.  Enough fixing.
https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/d/db/No-sh*t-sherlock_o_850672.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130112142655

Geez...
https://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/File:No-sh*t-sherlock_o_850672.jpg

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/dd/2d/2e/dd2d2e7f6959675c0ec52bffe43e9f3a.png)

I'm sorry... but that deserves:

(https://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm288/locamocha3/failtothe2ndpower.jpg)

Was THIS your card???

(https://s21.postimg.org/goz6p2n7r/sherlock_o_850672.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 28, 2016, 10:30:28 AM

<<

>>

...No?


(https://free.clipartof.com/89-Free-3D-Worried-Smiley-Face-Clipart-Illustration.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2016, 11:53:15 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/23/24/fd/2324fdb625145c1abc849c7e16d13fca.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 28, 2016, 12:35:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!I WIN!!!

You dare to challenge me??? I am so full of win, I bleed winning. I drink Tiger Blood and I'm friends with Charlie Sheen.     ;D

I'm Winsy McWinsface & your losing post makes a nice perch for my cute flying death from above feetsies
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/32727a87f354358d67e28896f4f67d9c/tumblr_o7fawfm9aF1sgv8dco1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2016, 02:43:44 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 28, 2016, 12:35:30 PM

I'm Winsy McWinsface & your losing post makes a nice perch for my cute flying death from above feetsies
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/32727a87f354358d67e28896f4f67d9c/tumblr_o7fawfm9aF1sgv8dco1_500.gif)

I think you mean Whingy McWhingeface... and technically the bat is perching from your comment... not my quote.

But since, you decided to take a quote from my past... here is my first Winning comment...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

I'LL BE DAMNED TO LOSE...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 28, 2016, 08:18:36 PM

(https://99gifs.com/-img/505340f5afa96f02da00016f.gif)
*graphical representation of perfect_pitches' attempts to win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2016, 10:48:20 PM

Ohhhh... that's low. Using Nicolas Cage as an insult!!! Okay then...

Animated representation of Visitors attempts to discourage me and claim victory for his own.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Vg0JstydL8HCg/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 29, 2016, 12:53:00 AM

Well, well, well.... Interesting turn of events.  Nils just made me a mod.  (But didn't make any of "you" a mod, so don't bother asking.)

As mod, I officially close this thread due to all the fighting between perfect_pitch and visitor. 

No more posting on this thread is allow.

Have a nice day.

(https://www.nicolasfradet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/fake_smile.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2016, 04:12:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 29, 2016, 12:53:00 AM

No more posting on this thread is allow.

Grammar fail...

Plus, I like to test the boundaries and push the bar.

Oh, look... seems my post is still allowed.

(https://150597036.r.cdn77.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/face-off1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 29, 2016, 11:03:59 PM

You violated the rules.  You're banned from this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2016, 03:33:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 29, 2016, 11:03:59 PM

You violated the rules.  You're banned from this thread.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/462244617321062400/ZU9gWQ4j_400x400.png)

If you think that's going to stop me...

THINK AGAIN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2016, 01:32:55 PM

(https://37.media.tumblr.com/869365b48f57e4ed0660dd0a82d2392a/tumblr_n5xsfbTHnk1rlo1q2o1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2016, 02:12:11 PM

Considering you're using South Park pictures and quotes to relay your message...

I'd say what little 'authoritah' you had just left the building...

Much like:

(https://a5.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fit,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,h_1200,q_80,w_1200/MTE4MDAzNDEwNjYxMTgwOTQy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 31, 2016, 01:17:26 PM

just dropping off a little win bomb
(https://s2.favim.com/orig/151130/animal-costumes-cat-funny-halloween-Favim.com-3673012.gif)

now that i won. i'll be taking my luck dragon and be on me way

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HfV7Z-HrbDc/UvHD-mJOifI/AAAAAAAAAOE/ySUMG3nU418/s1600/Falcor.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2016, 01:20:48 PM

Well... you're little win bomb lasted all of what - 4 minutes...

Nice try.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2016, 12:15:17 AM

I see.  This will keep perfect-pitch out. ::)


(https://web.gracesgraphics.com/1/67079520c46bd9572d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2016, 10:49:39 AM

This is for you Bob...

(https://www.brainyquote.com/photos/s/samuelbeckett121335.jpg)

I want you to continue to 'fail better'.    ;D

On the subject of posting... Something to think about before the next person posts...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/df/03/b3df035be12cf7f1ebec1d6ba9661857.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 01, 2016, 01:21:57 PM

..and one for the rest of us
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fRCqU9OGj2s/T_-qBDk8KeI/AAAAAAAACtc/WdVkjbL12-E/s1600/A%2Bflow%2Bchart%2Bmeme.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2016, 11:21:11 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65334565.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2016, 01:06:27 PM

It is too complicated Bob...

You take some time away to gather your thoughts, while I just leave this post here...



[walks away nonchalantly]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2016, 12:32:45 AM

Looks like someone came to get your post.  ::)

(https://www.vosizneias.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Mailman.jpg)


I see he's wearing waders. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2016, 09:02:33 AM

That or the toilet flooded over...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2016, 10:36:58 AM

Bob moves back into the lead....  :P

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KuG6zc2AfLs/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2016, 10:37:59 AM

...for exactly one minute...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2016, 10:44:17 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/uUSl2hMcsJvSo/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2016, 12:10:31 PM

I love the fact that I keep on winning...

Time and time and time again...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 04, 2016, 12:28:16 PM

keep on  keeping on
(https://i.giftrunk.com/fry72z.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2016, 04:26:56 PM

I'm not messing with it....

=33

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 04, 2016, 05:10:37 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 04, 2016, 04:26:56 PM

I'm not messing with it....

=33

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIE2GAqnFGw&feature=youtu.be&t=33)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2016, 10:35:59 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 04, 2016, 04:26:56 PM

I'm not messing with it....

=33

It seems Technology hates you...    ;D

This lack of technology is going to break your spirit down, and allow me to take the ultimate win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2016, 12:15:09 AM

I take the s off the http to make it work.  Usually that works, but sometimes I have to find different URL version that work.  Too much work. 


Back to the thread with an eerie one....

(https://orig05.deviantart.net/e935/f/2010/027/8/b/room_135_by_darthhell.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2016, 01:37:26 AM

*Bob tosses a confounding variable into the thread and runs like heck.*

(https://ro.uwe.ac.uk/FileStore/LearningObjects/LearningObject297/qda_icecream.jpg)



Some people just want to watch the world burn.  ::)


(I don't know either.  That's what came up when I did a Google image search.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2016, 03:29:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2016, 01:37:26 AM

*Bob tosses a confounding variable into the thread and runs like heck.

I think I found your variable... Wasn't that confounding at all...

(https://www.nerdyshirts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/14/thumbnail/600x/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/f/i/findx.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2016, 01:19:23 PM

Nope.  It's changed now.  The variables didn't work like you thought because there was another one (confounding) influencing it.

Plus, you looked at it, and that changed it. ::)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Square_-_black_simple.svg/1000px-Square_-_black_simple.svg.png)


Essentially, you were off in terms of concept and understanding from the beginning.  Now you're just left with a giant experimental mess to clean up.  And there's probably nothing really useful from the whole endeavor, so you just wasted a lot time and effort, producing zero actual results.

(https://m.memegen.com/g9ip7f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2016, 01:31:56 PM

Nice try Bob... Your theory about me looking and changing only applies to quantum physics...

I don't think quantum physics applies to the posts involved in a forum thread.

Quote from: Bob on November 05, 2016, 01:19:23 PM

And there's probably nothing really useful from the whole endeavor, so you just wasted a lot time and effort, producing zero actual results.

You realise wasting time is how I can assure my win on this thread??? You're messing with powers far beyond your reach...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2016, 12:04:40 AM

I kind of glanced at that, but didn't take it in that much, not enough to understand it....  ::)


But anyway, cheers!  ;D

(https://fashiondivadiaries.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/leo.jpg)


Hope that pic post makes it through....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2016, 01:15:26 AM

(Still didn't read.)  ;D

(https://fashiondivadiaries.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/leo.jpg)

 ;D


And now it's after Halloween.  Every year I'm thinking I missed out on Halloween things.... 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2016, 01:16:18 AM

You know what...

Cheers...

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/efa914180d8df3f06c15dda637b126b4/tumblr_nogeczMv9K1tgck26o1_1280.jpg)

...to my inevitable win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2016, 01:21:07 AM

Everyone wins!
  ;D

Sheers!  Haha.   (That was actcually  ... whatever...  actually a joke.)  ::)


(https://www.listen2abook.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2016/01/5726711083_07a7e034bc_o-1.jpg)




(Bob gets serious and eats liver.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2016, 01:29:36 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 06, 2016, 01:21:07 AM

Sheers!  Haha.   (That was actcually  ... whatever... 

Mmmm... Someone has been 'cheersing' (correct term for multiple cheers???) all day.

Someone sounds drunk...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2016, 03:35:08 AM

As emperor moderator on this thread, I hereby promote perfect_pitch to the status of Uber-Poster.  You may now go off and make your own thread perfect_pitch.  Congratulations.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2016, 09:08:35 AM

I must say, that's a lovely thing to say - but I've invested so much time and effort into this one that I wish to see it all through to the bitter end...

...where I eventually and inevitably win, and everyone else must bow down to my AWESOMENESS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 07, 2016, 02:31:00 PM

(https://www.troll.me/images/you-shall-not-pass/you-shall-not-win.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2016, 10:41:00 PM

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/4UJCB/wanna-bet/image.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2016, 02:16:25 AM

Go pass the butter.  That's your job.  ::)

(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.142577879.7962/raf,750x1000,075,t,322e3f:696a94a5d4.u1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2016, 05:16:57 AM

You'll all get tired (or die) eventually...I just have to wait ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2016, 12:14:59 PM

Two can play at this.  :P

(https://checkonetwo.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the-waiting-game.jpg)


(Bob waits faster than outin....)  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2016, 01:35:54 PM

You guys have nothing on me... I'll out think and out wait you all...

(https://store.metmuseum.org/content/ebiz/themetstore/invt/80010981/80010981_01_l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 08, 2016, 02:46:32 PM

and then....
(https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Ma4879afb4fe01ca30cbb57e87e53e1cco0&pid=15.1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2016, 02:53:04 PM

It's too late to think of a witty comeback...

I'm just to say 'I win', and head off to bed.

I'll be back to win in the morning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2016, 11:52:20 PM

Technically it's still a win.  You just automate something to post for you.  I would also set myself up to physically present in front of the compute though to be fair.  ::)

(https://www.funbull.com/funny-pictures/Funny-Pictures/Long-Software-Install-Wait-2507.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 09, 2016, 12:54:40 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/87/1e/ee/871eee0356690dc015426861155ebda8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2016, 04:11:17 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/APUKYsOh.jpg021)

(https://i.imgur.com/mT0xzdkh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 09, 2016, 05:52:32 AM

(https://demandware.edgesuite.net/aamm_prd/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-joann-product-catalog/default/dw63598c0d/images/hi-res/14/14988786.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2016, 08:50:27 AM

For those who think I'm an underling who can't prove myself in this world...

I'm going to win this thread... just like

(https://altoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Donald-Trump-thumbs-up.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2016, 11:48:56 AM

 ::)  Four years of that to listen to.  I don't think Trump's someone to look up to.


(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/566/060.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 09, 2016, 01:47:01 PM

i just learned i can save 15% on my car insurance if i switch to geico
(https://oi42.tinypic.com/2vj4s5e.jpg)
that's a 15% win bonus

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2016, 05:45:01 PM

(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-where-search-button-d-text-search-answer-on-question-in-red-101353240.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2016, 09:55:34 PM

Bob... Trump won despite the odds...

...and Visitor... you're using adverts to try and win this thread???

Shame...

(https://revolutionarypaideia.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/did-the-wrong-thing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2016, 01:11:37 AM

Get in the box.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/eP1fobjusSbu/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2016, 09:37:13 AM

C'mon Visitor - in the box you go as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2016, 11:47:08 AM

(https://cooperscorner.info/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/72.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2016, 01:41:49 PM

My post... and I win.

(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/wf6vUjwZtlJPIvdc106cUA--/cT04NTtzbT0xO2FwcGlkPXl0YWNoeW9u/https://s.yimg.com/cd/diminuendo/1.0/original/8ee2feabd435f8fe1ccb966915de234cb9e17adf.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 10, 2016, 02:33:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2016, 09:37:13 AM

C'mon Visitor - in the box you go as well.

nice try. i know how this ends. nope.
(https://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-homer-simpson-chasing-spider-box-animated-gif-pics.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2016, 09:53:07 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 10, 2016, 02:33:29 PM

i know how this ends.

So how do you react when I win this thread... do you drink yourself to death knowing you put so much time and effort into this thread only to have me win???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2016, 11:51:21 PM

I almost had that spider event happen the other day.  Lifted something.  Felt something hit my leg.  Realized it was a spider.  Spider scurries off.  I swear it and then have to let it live since I'm running late and don't want to chase it down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2016, 05:54:18 AM

(https://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-v6i35/products/28058/images/44107/spider_skeleton_halloween_prop__42218.1437518471.1280.1280.jpg?c=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2016, 07:09:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 10, 2016, 11:51:21 PM

I swear it and then have to let it live since I'm running late and don't want to chase it down.

Don't worry... I'm sure the spider will be back... waiting... lurking in the night...



...to finally finish you off.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2016, 11:51:45 AM

*swear at it


It was in another room, although it had plenty of time to travel anywhere by now....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2016, 02:37:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 11, 2016, 11:51:45 AM

It was in another room, although it had plenty of time to travel anywhere by now....

(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/983ca04ff1263a6cec3840be9a2eb0f79fe3eee2fb494b7e53555a2648835407_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 11, 2016, 02:52:38 PM

use fire. we remember last time you tried that water bazooka
(https://media.giphy.com/media/56REjDzN1yxTa/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2016, 07:26:36 AM

I'd kill anything with fire...

Poor bugger though - that looks like it could have caused some permanent injury.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2016, 01:53:16 PM

That's why you should use a potato gun.  Potatoes are organic.  What could go wrong?  ::)

If that's not displaying correctly I'm not fixing it....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2016, 02:49:54 PM

I CANNOT believe that we share 99.99% of the same DNA with those morons...

That's why every now and then, I like to pretend I'm an alien - here to observe you odd little human creatures...



...and win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2016, 03:19:23 PM

Corrected:  *Almost* win this thread.


This should look familiar to you.

More seriously, it is scary.  Almost like a different species of human splitting off.  Sounds elitist but then there's stuff like this and you run into these people.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2016, 12:43:22 AM

I actually thought that video was beautifully poetic... the music by Barber, the lovely animation...

All we need now is a 3 second video of Bob scowling me with his insults WHEN I win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2016, 02:06:26 AM

(https://storage.googleapis.com/imgfave/image_cache/1292980373877977.jpeg)




There's like an owl out there for everything.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2016, 04:09:29 AM

Forgot the sound effect with the scowling owl.  

Guess that sound clip is 4 seconds, not 3....  ::) :P   But yeah, you won.  How's that win going?   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2016, 04:20:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 09, 2016, 10:47:53 PM

I think it's only a fan theory but it's interesting.   I think there may have been a reddit post that started it.  I'm not finding that now but I did find this.https://matrix.wikia.com/wiki/Matrix_in_a_Matrix_theory

Part of the idea is that the architect said it -- They needed another form of control.  How about a hero/Jesus quest?  And then it explains why Neo is able to control machines outside the Matrix apparently (although I saw a post saying wifi could do that).

I think there's a reddit post about film/fan theories that make sense or work with the movie more than what's in the movie.


Still not finding it.  But here a similar one. It must have been a post like this or a website article like this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gu7as/what_fan_theory_have_you_accepted_as_canon/

Found another one.

Film Theory: The Matrix has NO ESCAPE
The Film Theorists
The Film Theorists

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2016, 10:16:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2016, 02:06:26 AM

(https://storage.googleapis.com/imgfave/image_cache/1292980373877977.jpeg)

Is that a realisation and admission that you know I will win this thread???

I think someone's JEALOUS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 13, 2016, 03:01:33 PM

(https://divyaramesan.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/jealousy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2016, 06:04:06 PM

(https://secure.static.tumblr.com/0e828a57a3afe7bc574fbd6640b6c62d/s9axs73/M0Cng6udz/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_7ahe5bdwuw4k4g0gos00csk4k_640.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2016, 09:55:39 PM

You're still not going to win...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2016, 10:27:44 PM

*Bob bwongs.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2016, 08:47:32 AM

You can Bwong all you want, but that ain't going to make you a winner...

Sorry Bob...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2016, 11:28:58 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2016, 02:21:30 PM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-because-i-m-a-winner-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 14, 2016, 02:50:20 PM

you keep trying to stop it but it'll still get you (your loss that is)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/332e9db762ab2df743116cf07cd4d3cd/tumblr_msppdwemdN1sezoa7o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2016, 09:57:27 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 14, 2016, 02:50:20 PM

you keep trying to stop it but it'll still get you

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/cf/cf538c211f84e60777be2e390691dde58737d3378b3f16d18557ba09deeb9275.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2016, 11:48:34 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/81/06/f9/8106f98cd78037175d05bb5244ccbe80.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 15, 2016, 02:13:46 AM

Good job everyone!  ;D  ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/V0EGs3G.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/V0EGs3G.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2016, 11:43:53 AM

What the heck was that... Did he swallow a hummingbird or something???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 15, 2016, 01:15:33 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/10IIAfqom8p4go/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2016, 09:54:08 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2016, 02:13:46 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/V0EGs3G.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/V0EGs3G.gifv

Scary thing is, that the guy who filmed it - probably had it in slow-motion record.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2016, 12:43:31 AM

Thus... a strobe light.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/4b/ae/584bae9801d8339159be6fe605ac6c89.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2016, 12:55:20 AM

Meanwhile....

https://giant.gfycat.com/SlipperyOpulentIchthyosaurs.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2016, 10:06:05 PM

Well... that was pointless.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2016, 12:13:58 AM

It's Bessyphus.  Condemned to roll a bale of hay around.  She must not have been that bad though since she's rolling it downhill and seems to be happy doing it.

(https://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7288082.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Bored-cows-in-a-field-amuse-themselves-rolling-bales-of-hay.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2016, 09:35:16 AM

I never knew why Sisyphus was condemned to rolling a rock uphill for the rest of time...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2016, 11:31:14 AM

Betrayed the gods.  I read a little on it yesterday.  Told someone where someone was.  Or, tricked his way out of Hades and refused to return.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/21/3a/86/213a86fd7258e6751848324cacfd2318.jpg)


Bob wonders if pushing a boulder uphill is a good form of exercise.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2016, 01:05:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 17, 2016, 11:31:14 AM

Bob wonders if pushing a boulder uphill is a good form of exercise.  ::)

Give it a try... Would help work the forearms a little.

You see how it goes, while I... ponder about here... a little...



...in your absence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2016, 06:42:36 PM

I've seen people pushing around giant tractor tires.  I don't have any boulders around here.


Perhaps this scary dinosaur will dissuade anyone from posting....

(https://i.imgur.com/AJAlqOn.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/AJAlqOn.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2016, 09:59:20 PM

Let me know if it works...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2016, 12:15:59 AM

(https://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/10244291/3/stock-illustration-10244291-turkey-cartoon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2016, 04:53:23 AM

I guess it didn't...

Nice try though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 18, 2016, 05:06:58 AM

Now it is a good time to refer to my earlier posts where I have already stated the obvious. Just go back and read.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2016, 12:53:11 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Bp5dwyOW9BwbK/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2016, 01:12:25 PM

Meh... can't be bothered going back to read earlier posts...

Would rather just keep winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2016, 11:32:37 PM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/f0/f0e22d39145f1b9cfe9bbabf7ce16edda111045e75ef0f343ff69aabfa397d1b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2016, 07:47:21 AM

This thread is really starting to circle the drain...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2016, 02:23:55 AM

Meanwhile... I'll...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65382084.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 19, 2016, 08:12:24 AM

Any of your cracking yet? You all doing pretty well at winning heheh ;)!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2016, 03:10:25 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 19, 2016, 08:12:24 AM

Any of your cracking yet? You all doing pretty well at winning heheh ;)!

You know what... If I knew where you lived, I'd personally ride up to your house, ring the doorbell and b@tch slap you for that incredibly poor piece of grammar.

What HAPPENED to you in English class???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2016, 08:23:08 PM

"You all" could be interpreted as racist, so it's politically incorrect.  We all?  Like we're separate from you?  Another group, another "class" of people?  How dare you.   ::)  (That was a joke, except the "you all" thing is real I think.)


Onto the slapping of b!tches... :P

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/pregnant dog+slap+more+cowbell+something+i+found+on+the+interweb_0c4161_4263420.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2016, 01:09:36 AM

Well lostinidlewonder... I've been saving this for a while, to give to someone, so...

...this is for you:

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/84/279806080_8e7c539cef.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 20, 2016, 04:09:24 PM

Oh.  That would explain the search results.

I figured "slap" instead of of "b!tch slap."  Then I thought maybe I'll be festive with Thanksgiving coming up.   ::)  I was wondering why there was a BDSM turkey picture....

*Bob learns a new term.*  ::)

This looks safe enough, although I think it might imply something...

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-02/1/23/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-7630-1454388776-12.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2016, 09:55:13 PM

For years, I had never seen Big Brother, and thankfully had never known what that was until someone pointed it out.

Having seen only 3 minutes of the Big Brother program EVER... I feel rather proud I haven't watched any more than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 20, 2016, 11:26:46 PM

Apparently the chicken variety of slap is also reserved....  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/Jru7nHW.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 21, 2016, 06:37:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2016, 03:10:25 PM

You know what... If I knew where you lived, I'd personally ride up to your house, ring the doorbell and b@tch slap you for that incredibly poor piece of grammar.

What HAPPENED to you in English class???

I swear ipads have inbuilt errors which replace what your type ahaha :)
*sorry I did put "your" in there that time now just here in purpose for lols isnt it grammar funny?!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 21, 2016, 06:42:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2016, 08:23:08 PM

"You all" could be interpreted as racist, so it's politically incorrect.  We all?  Like we're separate from you?  Another group, another "class" of people?  How dare you.   ::)  (That was a joke, except the "you all" thing is real I think.)

lol Bob you remind me of my English literature teacher! :P Yes yes your class is different to mine, much higher if we tally the post counts in this thread haha :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2016, 09:40:53 AM

Remember this... Conserve energy...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/08/f2/80/08f2806574d65ce7196c989be3947a5f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 21, 2016, 11:34:25 AM

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1329414634_dog_slap.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2016, 11:42:41 AM

Let's take a break and listen to some music.  ::)

Theme "song" for the thread?  :P

I give up....

Not the greatest thing to listen to first thing in the morning.  Geez....



More importantly... Here's the actual group info.  I didn't know this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portsmouth_Sinfonia

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2016, 10:05:31 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 21, 2016, 11:34:25 AM

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/012012/1329414634_dog_slap.gif)

And THAT'S why I don't have pets.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2016, 01:23:14 AM

Be careful what you name them too.  Because someday....


All was peaceful and normal on the thread (as normal as this thread gets) until...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2016, 07:38:17 AM

The only abnormal thing about this thread, is that I wasn't winning for the last 6 hours.

How strange...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: geo201110292 on November 22, 2016, 10:09:34 AM

Hey everyone. I'm looking for a transcription of rapsodia negra suitable for pianos. I've been surfing the web for weeks in search of ernest lecuona's sheet music books but none of what I've found so far has got this particular piece of art.
Can any of you assist me with my search ?
thanks in advance

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2016, 11:18:41 AM

Quote from: geo201110292 on November 22, 2016, 10:09:34 AM

Hey everyone. I'm looking for a transcription of rapsodia negra suitable for pianos. I've been surfing the web for weeks in search of ernest lecuona's sheet music books but none of what I've found so far has got this particular piece of art.
Can any of you assist me with my search ?
thanks in advance

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aOy1Xbv/aZJ0EMW7_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2016, 11:32:16 AM

He could try PM'ing everyone.   ::)   Twice.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shaking_head_breaking_bad.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2016, 01:31:15 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a3316KQ/aLbY6X0E_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2016, 01:43:56 PM

Quote from: geo201110292 on November 22, 2016, 10:09:34 AM

Hey everyone. I'm looking for a transcription of rapsodia negra suitable for pianos

(https://res.cloudinary.com/jpress/image/fetch/https://www.wow247.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Morgan-Freeman-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2016, 01:49:18 PM

Consolation prizes
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aNdj2rr/aDoPrn91_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 22, 2016, 03:09:28 PM

ahah funniest thread to ask for help :) lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2016, 08:41:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 22, 2016, 03:09:28 PM

ahah funniest thread to ask for help :) lol

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aAAPY2/ajQpw6VZ_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2016, 09:55:47 PM

Hey - it's the new Gandalf Bobblehead...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 23, 2016, 01:48:28 PM

(https://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/F6s0Rqc1Sfuty3PqBPbm_Glasses%20Work%20Done.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 23, 2016, 01:54:39 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 23, 2016, 01:48:28 PM

(https://p.fod4.com/upload/aff3567c9abaad4b798a350dc1e1b1a3/F6s0Rqc1Sfuty3PqBPbm_Glasses%20Work%20Done.gif)

Cool new style you have there, every guy should wear eye shadow!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 23, 2016, 02:23:02 PM

Quote from: outin on November 23, 2016, 01:54:39 PM

Cool new style you have there, every guy should wear eye shadow!

well it certainly seems to work better than powdering the face
(https://funalive.com/uploads/files/article/images/bathroom-pranks-are-a-special-type-of-evil-gif-3.gif)
We do what can.
(https://buzzsharer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Dancing-boy-gif.gif)
 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 23, 2016, 05:44:11 PM

I win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2016, 09:56:50 PM

Love your enthusiasm pianoamatuer (although you spelt amateur wrong)...

But you will never win this thread. Like the optimism though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2016, 10:13:59 PM

Quote from: pianoamatuer on November 23, 2016, 05:44:11 PM

I winlose!

Fixed.  I see a lot of you keep misspelling the word lose like this.  It's a common error on this thread... that you make, not me.  ::)



*Bob confused as heck now for how to say he'll win....*  Darnit... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2016, 10:14:51 PM

Problem solved.


(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/66498335.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 24, 2016, 03:09:35 AM

I still win!
Just noticed I spelt my name wrong. Oh well lol!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2016, 11:47:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2016, 10:13:59 PM

*Bob confused as heck now for how to say he'll winlose....

Seems to be more of a common error than you think Bob... One should avoid pointing out other peoples mistakes, especially if they are prone in doing the same.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2016, 12:03:18 PM

Yes, you should avoid that, shouldn't you?  ::)

(https://enpundit.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/glass-house-santambrogiomilano.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 24, 2016, 05:04:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 20, 2016, 11:26:46 PM

Apparently the chicken variety of slap is also reserved....  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/Jru7nHW.png)

Just *chicken* out already.  Clearly you guys can't even admit I won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2016, 09:57:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 24, 2016, 12:03:18 PM

Yes, you should avoid that, shouldn't you?  ::)

(https://enpundit.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/glass-house-santambrogiomilano.jpg)

How do you know for sure that isn't some sort of Polycarbonate??? Guy could be living in a bullet proof house... Maybe it's to keep out zombies???

Anyway, I win...

Quote from: pianoamatuer on November 24, 2016, 05:04:17 PM

Clearly you guys can't even admit I won.

I'm not sure if I should confuse your naivety in winning with being freshly signed up to these forums.

You won't win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2016, 12:04:33 AM

*Bob notes the lack of a toilet or bathroom in that glass house.* 

People in glass houses shouldn't have glass pipes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2016, 05:10:22 AM

I'm trying to figure where he keeps his clothes...

Or how he changes into those clothes in privacy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2016, 04:45:03 PM

Bob wins the thread over the holiday.  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 25, 2016, 05:33:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 25, 2016, 04:45:03 PM

Bob wins the thread over the holiday.  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gifv

Think again pal!
[oh, and that video is somewhat very pleasant to watch.. ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2016, 10:47:47 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 25, 2016, 04:45:03 PM

Bob wins the thread over the holiday.  ;D

I didn't get a holiday... here in Australia, it was just your standard work day...

But yeah, I have to admit that video is kind of cute.

Also pianoamatuer... if you signed up to this forum in the hopes of winning this thread - you've bitten off more than you can chew. Bob and I have been battling over this thread for over 3 years.

If you think you can top us, I hate to break it to you but...

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2e/2e2791c5df715eb8fec9e6b8a52e608cc23bb8402f6a28aea90d0844efa2791e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2016, 12:58:53 AM

You just have to have a group of people get in a big wooden boat, sail across an ocean, have half starve, and then the half that live make a holiday.  That's all.


*Bob forges onward...*

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/duyBLN_vWgo/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2016, 02:57:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 26, 2016, 12:58:53 AM

You just have to have a group of people get in a big wooden boat, sail across an ocean, have half starve, and then the half that live make a holiday. 

I live in Australia... WE HAD THAT! We had a whole bunch of criminals transported here, many who lived (many who still work as politicians)...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 26, 2016, 03:41:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2016, 10:47:47 PM

If you think you can top us, I hate to break it to you but...

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/2e/2e2791c5df715eb8fec9e6b8a52e608cc23bb8402f6a28aea90d0844efa2791e.jpg)

I CAN win! You know why?
Because they said if I put my mind into it I can do anything!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 26, 2016, 04:42:49 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder692/500x/58480692.jpg)

You can't vin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2016, 05:58:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2016, 02:57:56 AM

I live in Australia... WE HAD THAT! We had a whole bunch of criminals transported here, many who lived (many who still work as politicians)...

 :P

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/X62C/gullibull/image.png)

I considered drawing it out more, repeating it again.  "No, no.  I mean they all got in a boat, several boats, and left from Europe, like from England and colonized a whole 'nother continent..."  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2016, 09:42:32 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 26, 2016, 04:42:49 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder692/500x/58480692.jpg)

Has that photo been edited??? She looks f@#$ing evil in that picture...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 26, 2016, 12:09:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2016, 10:47:47 PM

Also pianoamatuer... if you signed up to this forum in the hopes of winning this thread - you've bitten off more than you can chew. Bob and I have been battling over this thread for over 3 years.

You mean battling over the second place?

Although I don't think there will be any silver medals...Just something for me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2016, 02:38:54 PM

Second place is the first loser.


(https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8569/16520175629_beba56636c_o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 26, 2016, 08:44:40 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 26, 2016, 02:38:54 PM

Second place is the first loser.

Yup. There's only room for 1 winner in this town.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2016, 09:37:18 PM

(https://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/so.jpg)

(https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/jfZboX4G8Fs/hqdefault.jpg)

(https://image.freepik.com/free-icon/question-mark_318-52837.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 27, 2016, 12:11:34 AM

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 02:17:12 AM

Quote from: outin on November 26, 2016, 12:09:00 PM

You mean battling over the second place?

No... I chose my words correctly. There will be me (the winner)...

...and you guys (wishing you were me).    ;D

And damn, is that bird pretty cute.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 27, 2016, 03:59:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 27, 2016, 12:11:34 AM

;D

(https://i.imgur.com/rTu9VRO.gif)

I really really love this bird's strut. I really do.
Let me just post a trophy here right now..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 27, 2016, 05:08:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 02:17:12 AM

...and you guys (wishing you were me).    ;D

I understand that you cannot imagine how great it is to be me, but I assure you I would never wish to be anyone else. Neither do I need to because I am a natural born winner.

And the bird just looks like something my cats would have for a snack...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 05:55:07 AM

Quote from: outin on November 27, 2016, 05:08:00 AM

Neither do I need to because I am a natural born winner.

And yet you consistently lose this thread... to me!!!

Quote from: outin on November 27, 2016, 05:08:00 AM

And the bird just looks like something my cats would have for a snack...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 27, 2016, 06:05:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 05:55:07 AM

And yet you consistently lose this thread... to me!!!

How sweet are the delusions of youth ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 06:21:46 AM

I hope you enjoyed your 15 mins of win...

And, Now it's gone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 27, 2016, 08:34:56 PM

You guys cannot bring yourselves to the conclusion that I will always remain victorious, because.. well.. we'll worry about that later.

I still win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 09:46:36 PM

Quote from: pianoamatuer on November 27, 2016, 08:34:56 PM

You guys cannot bring yourselves to the conclusion that I will always remain victorious, because.. well.. we'll worry about that later.

Ahhh... Naivety... Seems like an interesting hypothesis - you winning...

...Results however speak more than guesses.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on November 27, 2016, 10:22:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2016, 09:46:36 PM

...Results however speak more than guesses.

Agreed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2016, 09:26:29 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/99/56/c7/9956c74bd5eb4bf4d75c7f0e406a4390.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 28, 2016, 11:07:09 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/aWJKo0o2_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2016, 09:55:34 PM

I said CHICKEN... Not pizza...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 28, 2016, 10:03:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2016, 09:55:34 PM

I said CHICKEN... Not pizza...

food's food!
I'm off
https://i.imgur.com/ukKWCXO.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 29, 2016, 03:14:41 AM

Annuity cow, no?

(https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1mYjnHpXXXXcjXXXXq6xXFXXXS/200343897/HTB1mYjnHpXXXXcjXXXXq6xXFXXXS.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2016, 12:59:52 PM

My favourite type of cow...

(https://theirishplacecambodia.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/gourmet_beef_burger.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 30, 2016, 03:35:06 AM

I like spherical cows... perfectly elastic spherical cows moving through a vacuum...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2016, 11:13:25 AM

Ye lo sou...  ;)

(https://www.browneyedbaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/scrambled-eggs.jpg)

Years as to out.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2016, 01:35:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 30, 2016, 03:35:06 AM

I like spherical cows... perfectly elastic spherical cows moving through a vacuum...

Bloody physicists...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 30, 2016, 06:49:53 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/c20UV66B7zCWA/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2016, 10:16:14 PM

I was going to make a horse joke... but I don't think Christopher Reeve like's horses...

...not any more...    :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2016, 12:04:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2016, 10:16:14 PM

...not any more...    :-\

Ornament Yo....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2016, 09:06:41 AM

I don't consider 'yo' to be a word, so...

Anagram FAIL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 01, 2016, 01:49:07 PM

At least Reeve's horse was not a perfectly elastic spherical horse moving through a vacuum, he would have died very fast. You could bet on that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2016, 02:00:11 PM

What the HELL would a perfectly elastic spherical horse even look l...



(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/smIGnIlq3ag/maxresdefault.jpg)



Never mind...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 01, 2016, 02:32:09 PM

it's a trap. run!
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/QV2MK6c1YbsnQtqCV2wv3A--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTAwO2g9MjI4/https://l.yimg.com/cd/diminuendo/1.0/original/51a68fe986f3667daeeb173912a4638158f88177.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2016, 09:54:57 PM

I don't know why Batmans running... he usually falls into the traps anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kevonthegreatpianist on December 02, 2016, 05:19:28 AM

(https://file:///Users/kevin/Desktop/Pics/Level%204%20Goblin%20King_FQ.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2016, 07:25:21 AM

Quote from: kevonthegreatpianist on December 02, 2016, 05:19:28 AM

(https://file:///Users/kevin/Desktop/Pics/Level%204%20Goblin%20King_FQ.png)

Someone f@#$ed up...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 02, 2016, 11:48:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2016, 09:06:41 AM

I don't consider 'yo' to be a word, so...

Anagram FAIL!!!

Nail Fly.....

Ole Stills You.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2016, 01:56:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 02, 2016, 11:48:26 AM

Nail Fly.....

Ole Stills You.

Tic Con Err

Wren In = ME

Air Fuel = YOU!!!





I like this... it's like passing secret messages in class.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 02, 2016, 01:57:59 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/l5eER9Z.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2016, 03:02:07 PM

Not only have you still lost...

...you also seem to have broken your teeth. Mine are still attached however, so I won't be losing them...

...much like this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 02, 2016, 04:22:51 PM

Ignore you teeth and they will go away.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2016, 10:21:30 PM

You know what... I tried to google finding a picture of people with no teeth...

...but it just freaked me out.

Not going there again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 03, 2016, 12:04:10 AM

no teeth lol makes me think of this 0:50 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2016, 01:58:20 AM

All right.  I figured it out. 

*Bob becomes an Übermensch, transcends the thread, and wins (but he doesn't care about that because he transcended that, although he still did actually win, just to be clear).*

Problem solved.  8) ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 03, 2016, 02:59:43 AM

Problem solvered you mean.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2016, 03:03:29 AM

*Bob is just too lazy to look up a good post reply.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2016, 03:26:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 03, 2016, 01:58:20 AM

All right.  I figured it out.  

*Bob becomes an Übermensch, transcends the thread, and wins

Well... if you've won, then you won't mind me posting here... will you? If you really feel you've transcended this thread - you won't ever post here again...

Also... I'd like to point out, how much I hate adverts that try and bastardise words...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 03, 2016, 08:40:26 AM

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the winner of them all?

(https://www.heavenboundhomemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Mirror-Mirror-on-the-Wall1.jpg)

Me of course!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2016, 09:54:54 AM

I'd get a refund then... because the mirror was WRONG!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2016, 01:40:37 AM

Hm.  There's no one in the mirror.  What does that mean?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2016, 02:36:12 AM

A random kiwi is observed in the thread overnight.  Who knows what the heck this one is doing?  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/OF5ls12.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/OF5ls12.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2016, 05:00:06 AM

The kiwi looks like he's high on something...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 04, 2016, 10:45:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 04, 2016, 01:40:37 AM

Hm.  There's no one in the mirror.  What does that mean?

Obviously the mirror will only show the winner...that's why the rest of you cannot see anything  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2016, 01:51:35 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/p0rpAOx.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2016, 02:30:09 PM

Quote from: outin on December 04, 2016, 10:45:31 AM

Obviously the mirror will only show the winner...that's why the rest of you cannot see anything  8)

(https://i.imgur.com/TUwDceb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2016, 03:46:52 PM

Stop this?


 ;D Hahaha.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2016, 12:46:35 AM

Let's see how obedient you are...

(https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/07/07/08/14/stop-1502032_1280.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2016, 12:31:41 PM

*Bob considers discovering images.... and then hot linking them, just for spite.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2016, 01:34:03 PM

What a bunch of b@#$ards...

I'll hotlink whatever the HELL I LIKE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 05, 2016, 02:24:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2016, 01:34:03 PM

What a bunch of b@#$ards...

I'll hotlink whatever the HELL I LIKE!!!

Watch that language! Don't be a bad loser ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2016, 09:57:23 PM

Winners use whatever language they want...

****



I'll let your imagination fill in the blank...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2016, 11:46:19 PM

Works for me.  ::)

(https://images.slideplayer.com/26/8521988/slides/slide_9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2016, 11:49:15 AM

(https://rs994.pbsrc.com/albums/af67/onceuponabetsy/GQMFGIFs/dancingcolbert.gif~c200)
https://rs994.pbsrc.com/albums/af67/onceuponabetsy/GQMFGIFs/dancingcolbert.gif~c200

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2016, 12:47:37 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/MnfSO3FdAHYxa/giphy.gif)

Behold... I am the winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 07, 2016, 02:54:41 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ij87d6qbAhdJe/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 07, 2016, 05:57:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2016, 12:47:37 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/MnfSO3FdAHYxa/giphy.gif)

Behold... I am the winner.

I guess it's only fair that everyone wins something  :D
I win this thread and you win a...see-through sex toy?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2016, 09:53:36 PM

Everythings a sex toy to you, isn't it Outin???

Pervert...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2016, 11:41:36 PM

(https://i.redd.it/cppdfjb6c62y.jpg)


See no one else winning....
Hear no one else winning....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2016, 04:40:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2016, 09:53:36 PM

Everythings a sex toy to you, isn't it Outin???

(https://thejwsdojapan.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/no-comment-cat.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2016, 07:40:29 AM

Ohhhhh... That's a definite yes, but afraid to admit it.

Anyway Bob... just because you can't see anyone winning, or hear anyone winning doesn't mean you're winning.

You can stick your fingers in your ears running around going tra-la-la-la all day while I yell 'I WIN' in a loud voice, but just because you didn't hear it, doesn't mean I didn't win.

And look... I'm winning again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 08, 2016, 11:43:30 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVXez1K/ar0ZznGD_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2016, 12:50:57 PM

I'm sorry... but Putin couldn't win a game of tic-tac-toe against a 7 year old...

...much less this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2016, 03:51:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2016, 07:40:29 AM

Ohhhhh... That's a definite yes, but afraid to admit it.

(https://www.quotesvalley.com/images/01/there-is-nothing-to-fear.jpg)

And that's for Bob...

(https://www.bigcheesebadges.com/images/i_love_spiders_heart.png)

...and not in a kinky way!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2016, 03:53:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2016, 12:50:57 PM

I'm sorry... but Putin couldn't win a game of tic-tac-toe against a 7 year old...

...much less this thread.

You are absolutely right! To find the winner of this thread one just has to replace the P with the one on the left ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 08, 2016, 03:55:52 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3BO9ZGFYlds/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 08, 2016, 04:24:58 PM

Hi I found this website I think it can help, i've been able to sleep better now I don't worry about this thread.

How To Not Feel Like You're Losing When Others Are Winning
https://startupcamp.com/feel-like-losing-others-winning/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2016, 08:43:58 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 08, 2016, 04:24:58 PM

Hi I found this website I think it can help, i've been able to sleep better now I don't worry about this thread.

How To Not Feel Like You're Losing When Others Are Winning
https://startupcamp.com/feel-like-losing-others-winning/

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FyhJKRTsgMU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2016, 11:44:58 PM

Quote from: outin on December 08, 2016, 03:53:58 PM

You are absolutely right!

I somehow suspect Outin is really Putin, but wasn't wearing his glasses when he signed up to this thread.

Still didn't win though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2016, 11:54:19 PM

(https://i.redd.it/izvrm29xw52y.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2016, 07:00:29 AM

Bob... Your signature intrigues me...

Any details as to what it means?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2016, 12:05:21 PM

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-HDQTC7npCYQ/Vu62DnpLptI/AAAAAAABcYk/4jRI7m6GdgM/white-rabbit-exiting-rabbit-hole_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2016, 01:41:56 PM

I can post random pictures with no real relevance as well...

(https://i1.whatsmovingindia.com/sites/default/files/owl8.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 09, 2016, 02:19:17 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QQMJh6R.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2016, 11:12:58 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/33658978.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2016, 12:22:50 AM

(https://eskipaper.com/images/white-rabbit-1.jpg)

(https://img1.steemit.com/0x0/https://www.skipprichard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/iStock_000012933486Small-583x343.jpg)

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/ad_199293905.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&strip=all)


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2016, 07:02:09 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 09, 2016, 02:19:17 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QQMJh6R.gif)

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/xEpTspH9hGwHS/200_s.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2016, 11:21:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2016, 11:44:58 PM

I somehow suspect Outin is really Putin, but wasn't wearing his glasses when he signed up to this thread.

Sorry, been a bit busy reorganizing the world to my taste... but back here to win now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2016, 11:38:13 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2016, 11:21:34 AM

Sorry, been a bit busy reorganizing the world to my taste... but back here to win now!

Probably busy having a merry old lunch with Trump and discussing your plans for world domination...

WELL, I won't put up with it!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2016, 01:25:27 PM

*Bob wonders if Outin is Canadian.... He thought it was "Out-In," but if it's pronounced like Putin, that makes it "Oot-In" which sounds Canadian, eh?....*



*Bob performs a distraction tactic to win the thread.*

What Happens in Portland When it Snows...
The Unipiper

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2016, 01:57:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 10, 2016, 01:25:27 PM

*Bob wonders if Outin is Canadian.... He thought it was "Out-In," but if it's pronounced like Putin, that makes it "Oot-In" which sounds Canadian, eh?....*

I've been to Canada..it was not such a bad place, but decided not to stay ;)

And, btw, diphthongs such as "ou" are actually properly pronounced in my language... So it sounds like "oh-tin" to you.

On the other hand out-in sounds like me on a cold day  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2016, 02:09:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2016, 11:38:13 AM

Probably busy having a merry old lunch with Trump and discussing your plans for world domination...

I would only use Mr T to make the US look bad...which I guess it often manages to do without my help...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2016, 02:21:38 PM

Mr T right now is the PRIMARY reason the US looks bad...

Your idiotic stance on having guns is the secondary...

YouTube can fill you in on reasons 3 -----> ∞

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2016, 02:34:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2016, 02:21:38 PM

YouTube can fill you in on reasons 3 -----> ∞

I don't need YT to get information you know...I just ask my old friends from KGB ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2016, 08:48:48 PM

Well, Ooootin's out.  The whole "communism" experiment didn't work, so he's bound to fail here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 12:22:57 AM

So now I just need to find a way to take care of Bob...

Mmmm...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2016, 02:51:20 AM

That's Boob to you.  Or maybe Bub.    Boob and Ootin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 03:00:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 11, 2016, 02:51:20 AM

That's Boob to you. 

(https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/73552689/doubleboobprint.jpg)

Tried to find the least offensive picture of Boobs then... Should be your avatar Bob... I mean Boob.



Mmmm... I'm thirsty for milk now, for no apparent reason.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 11, 2016, 08:52:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 03:00:14 AM

Mmmm... I'm thirsty for milk now, for no apparent reason.

Trying to make me disgusted enough to leave?

Won't work, I can handle whatever you come up with...
(https://www.technocrazed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Disgusting-Cake-designs-31.jpg)

And I'm still in, btw.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 09:24:44 AM

I must say... that's the most interesting use of Chocolate sprinkles... I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Now, I can't each chocolate sprinkles now... great.    >:(



I still win though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 11, 2016, 10:41:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 09:24:44 AM

I must say... that's the most interesting use of Chocolate sprinkles... I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Now, I can't each chocolate sprinkles now... great.    >:(

Good for you!

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/lancasteronline.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/4/66/4669c5ee-f45e-52f0-9883-2091fb6e6be9/5232457f3ccad.image.jpg)

That doesn't seem fair though...why can you eat more?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2016, 01:26:01 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fa/37/1b/fa371b995a73eb36ccc5664a825e7872.jpg)



Sugar cubes I believe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 01:52:24 PM

Quote from: outin on December 11, 2016, 10:41:49 AM

That doesn't seem fair though...why can you eat more?

I presume that was a grammar fail, and that the question was meant to say...

Quote from: outin on December 11, 2016, 10:41:49 AM

That doesn't seem fair though...why can't you eat more?

You're welcome to eat as much as you like... as long as you're happy looking like...

(https://images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/17676/obese-man.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 11, 2016, 04:28:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 01:52:24 PM

I presume that was a grammar fail, and that the question was meant to say...

No grammar fail...it was meant to say why can YOU eat more than I?

EDIT: A second time in a row I start a new page...that's how things are won!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on December 11, 2016, 04:35:20 PM

Last ... ?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2016, 05:32:48 PM

....post.   

Thanks, nicely done.  Nice way to end the thread here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2016, 10:36:52 PM

I'll end the thread when the thread needs to be won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 11, 2016, 11:20:40 PM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/514hfkyZvyL._AC_UL320_SR292,320_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2016, 05:07:58 AM

(https://payposter.com/poster_preview/lion-yawning-858152.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2016, 11:21:03 AM

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/wm/live/1280_720/images/live/p0/2s/gh/p02sghps.jpg)


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2016, 01:27:15 PM

You broke your own rule Bob - how are we supposed to trust you???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2016, 12:01:52 AM

No I didn't.  That bird is roaring, not yawning. 


(https://cyber-breeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/animal-hybrid-23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2016, 12:47:51 AM

That's right.  You stay backed down.   :P

(https://i.imgur.com/GbcYNPw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 13, 2016, 03:37:25 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2016, 12:47:51 AM

That's right.  You stay backed down.   :P

(https://i.imgur.com/GbcYNPw.jpg)

That's a Finnish bird you know...You shouldn't mess with a Finn... You cannot win, you'll just get your brain eaten...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2016, 04:17:57 AM

Pffft... We Scots don't let anyone put us down.

Even our robins have a 'I'll kick your arse' demeanour...

(https://www.rspb.org.uk/community/cfs-file.ashx/__key/communityserver-blogs-components-weblogfiles/00-00-05-26-81/3404.robin-by-Andy-Hay.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2016, 11:54:10 AM

(https://forgetomori.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/owlship.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 13, 2016, 01:42:33 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2016, 11:54:10 AM

(https://forgetomori.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/owlship.jpg)

Did he eat his own brain??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2016, 12:26:37 AM

I have no words... No words... except...



I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2016, 11:43:11 AM

Quote from: outin on December 13, 2016, 01:42:33 PM

Did he eat his own brain??

I think this is real/non-Photoshopped.  The owl's crouching down.  It's one of those small owls again.



*Bob attempts the "menacing dance" to scare others away from the thread.*

(https://i.imgur.com/T0zz6b7.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/T0zz6b7.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2016, 12:23:20 PM

Here's some consolation for you from Louis CK.

(https://i.redd.it/w77j67dw3g3y.png)


You can hang onto that. 

While you lose. 

On this thread.

Because you didn't post last.

And you lost.



 ;D ::)

Did I mention you lose?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2016, 11:53:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 14, 2016, 12:23:20 PM

You can hang onto that. 

While you lose. 

On this thread.

Because you didn't post last.

And you lost.



Did I mention you lose?

Tell that to the guy above you...

OH WAIT, it's still you. That's the problem with double posting - some people might think you have Schizophrenia.



By the way...

Quote from: Bob on December 14, 2016, 12:23:20 PM

Did I mention you lose?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2016, 11:56:32 PM

Whatever did happen to jmenz?  I thought he was my future self.

*Bob wonders if he altered the timeline by running into jmenz.*  That would mean I'm on an alternative timeline now probably.  That would explain a few things.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2016, 12:05:25 AM

*Bob's other personality looks down upon the thread with disdain.*

(https://i.imgur.com/3iYnU.jpg)

And here's an owl. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2016, 04:09:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 14, 2016, 11:56:32 PM

Whatever did happen to jmenz?  I thought he was my future self.

He was. He lost, just like your future self will.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2016, 04:22:30 AM

Quote from: outin on December 15, 2016, 04:09:41 AM

He was. He lost, just like your future self will.

 :o

*Bob assumes a defensive position.*

(https://i.imgur.com/wv0dplC.jpg)

I guess the banana's outin's comment.  ::)

And now I'm mentally hearing it as ootin....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2016, 05:26:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2016, 12:05:25 AM

*Bob's other personality

I KNEW IT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2016, 12:22:37 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/TePSRMX.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/TePSRMX.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2016, 01:05:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2016, 12:22:37 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/TePSRMX.gif)

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 16, 2016, 11:30:45 AM

Subtle.

(https://i.imgur.com/nn4IVWw.jpg)



Speak friend and enter.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2016, 10:46:33 PM

Imagine walking past that door one night, drunk out of your mind...

You've have a bloody heart attack...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 16, 2016, 11:53:10 PM

A random ghost shark passes through the thread....

(https://i.imgur.com/jYuYsJT.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/jYuYsJT.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2016, 07:19:21 AM

That looks like some abomination, the end result of a shark, a dolphin and a stingray all doing it with one another...

Giving you... the above.

I bet you all the other sea creatures make fun of it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 17, 2016, 07:58:01 AM

Aren't they just so cute? Sharks I mean :)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JTYECkL8SwI/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2016, 04:36:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2016, 07:19:21 AM

That looks like some abomination, the end result of a shark, a dolphin and a stingray all doing it with one another...

Giving you... the above.

I bet you all the other sea creatures make fun of it...

I briefly looked it up.  I think it's a chimera.  And now that we've all looked at it, apparently we've looked at its "parts" because those are on its forehead.  Although I still don't see that. 

Looks like a Frankenstein shark to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2016, 05:51:23 PM

And then guinea pigs began devouring the thread....

(https://i.imgur.com/rIJcnXe.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/rIJcnXe.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2016, 10:32:29 PM

Hm.... Triple post for the win....

(https://i.imgur.com/NYosJm2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2016, 12:47:19 AM

Single post beats your triple post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 18, 2016, 02:34:22 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GD6qtc2_AQA/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2016, 11:15:55 PM

Okay then... Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

Quote from: Bob on December 18, 2016, 02:34:22 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GD6qtc2_AQA/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 19, 2016, 02:09:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 18, 2016, 02:34:22 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GD6qtc2_AQA/maxresdefault.jpg)

kiss cams dont  always go as planned or intended
(https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/kiss-cam-gif-131.gif?w=260)

Im off. Go hooman. My work is done, onward to the next adventure!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OqNBIjnudq2D6/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 19, 2016, 04:17:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2016, 11:15:55 PM

Okay then... Farting helps reduce high blood pressure and is good for your health.

Thanks for the tip! Now I know what to do when visiting the nurse. The sight of her makes my pressure rise...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2016, 04:57:32 AM

Quote from: outin on December 19, 2016, 04:17:34 AM

Thanks for the tip! Now I know what to do when visiting the nurse. The sight of her makes my pressure rise...

Tell me how that works out for you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 19, 2016, 05:06:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2016, 04:57:32 AM

Tell me how that works out for you...

Thankfully I'm lactose-intolerant so some ice-cream should do the trick...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 19, 2016, 11:05:07 AM

(https://m.popkey.co/da8187/mv0jk_f-maxage-0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2016, 11:16:45 AM

That is one ugly woman...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2016, 12:18:58 PM

 :-X

Lots of results for that search.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2016, 11:51:54 PM

I swear... sometimes this thread never pops up in the 'unread posts since last visit...

I somehow suspect foul play is afoot...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 21, 2016, 01:19:20 AM

Black magic!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2016, 02:28:07 AM

Racist...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 21, 2016, 06:33:59 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 21, 2016, 01:19:20 AM

Black magic!

(https://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/049/512/original/voodoo-doll.jpg?interpolation=lanczos-none&downsize=*:1000)

Which one of you have red hair?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 21, 2016, 11:36:50 AM

Ooh yay i *heart arts n crafts. So cute
(https://media.giphy.com/media/MW27DzJThGD3a/giphy.gif)
U can save a ton of money making gifts for your friends

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2016, 12:12:42 PM

(https://easybadges.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cheap-cheap-chicken.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2016, 12:31:06 PM

Quote from: outin on December 21, 2016, 06:33:59 AM

Which one of you have red hair?

Mmm... sounds like a trick question.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 21, 2016, 01:21:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2016, 12:31:06 PM

Mmm... sounds like a trick question.

Don't worry, I have these dolls for every hair color ;)

Edit: Damn I'm good! Third time in a row...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2016, 03:04:47 PM

I'm wondering what you had to do 3 times in order to get it right...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 21, 2016, 04:20:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2016, 03:04:47 PM

I'm wondering what you had to do 3 times in order to get it right...

Haha...

I have been the top poster for 3 times now which clearly indicates I will be the winner of this thread!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2016, 11:33:51 PM

Actually, no.

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Threestrikesyourout.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/400?cb=20111003180047)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 22, 2016, 12:59:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 21, 2016, 11:33:51 PM

Actually, no.

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/94/Threestrikesyourout.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/400?cb=20111003180047)

Did you forget I'm out-in? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2016, 01:13:28 AM

Quote from: outin on December 21, 2016, 04:20:42 PM

I have been the top poster for 3 times now which clearly indicates I will be the winner of this thread!

You can have all the top posts you want...

I'll have the last post... that will make me the winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 22, 2016, 05:27:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2016, 01:13:28 AM

You can have all the top posts you want...

I'll have the last post... that will make me the winner.

I might need to teach you a lesson...

...heading for the doll collection...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2016, 07:35:19 AM

Quote from: outin on December 22, 2016, 05:27:12 AM

I might need to teach you a lesson...

...heading for the doll collection...

Why... do you still like playing with dollies, Outin??? Awwwwww...

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 22, 2016, 12:05:44 PM

Thread interrupted by some splishy splashy
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c8/51/60/c851607a1a806972f94c29a3e417b2ec.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 22, 2016, 12:17:19 PM

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/128/590x/Rare-owl-Sooty-enjoying-a-shower-532809.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 22, 2016, 12:54:44 PM

(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTc4SJGjnF6MX9HDqWM7GkgzR2TnEyEi-24dk7AC8UhrPImNWRasQ)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2016, 01:58:36 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 22, 2016, 12:05:44 PM

Thread interrupted by some splishy splashy
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c8/51/60/c851607a1a806972f94c29a3e417b2ec.gif)

Wait a minute... those hands are fake. They don't even move...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 22, 2016, 06:07:00 PM

Yeah...  ::)

Actually, that's a cool effect.  Like when they colorize one item in a black and white image or gif.

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_XjwKqFb6g1c/TcN2uNxOIwI/AAAAAAAABBk/hpbs4KwHdzw/schwingsetcropped.gif)


Does this effect/technique have a name?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 22, 2016, 11:51:15 PM

Cinemagraph

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinemagraph

I remember seeing a set of these, around Halloween one year I think, where it was still 90% of the time, and then one thing suddenly changed, like the person would look at you for a second.

Haha....

(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/cinemagraph-orlando.gif?w=650)

(https://www.andysowards.com/blog/assets/animated-cinemagraph-movie-screen-Psycho.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2016, 12:19:49 AM

(https://replygif.net/i/452.gif)

Yeah, that's not creepy at all... is it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2016, 12:42:45 AM

I wonder if there's a niche name for the ones that don't move for a while.


And then there's this kind.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/ff/fc/f7fffc0ba3d61f6fd194730de5df0175.jpg)


Wait for it.  It's worth it.   8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2016, 01:51:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 23, 2016, 12:42:45 AM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/ff/fc/f7fffc0ba3d61f6fd194730de5df0175.jpg     <----------

Wait for it.  It's worth it.   8)

Problem with that is that anyone with a brain knows that JPG files don't allow for animation.

Think Bob... Think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 23, 2016, 01:55:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2016, 12:19:49 AM

(https://replygif.net/i/452.gif)

Yeah, that's not creepy at all... is it?

no it is not. Go back to sleep.
Sweet dreams
(https://framasphere.org/camo/b60e2c6bb7b1a24560efaadca2ee82398c1f8498/68747470733a2f2f33382e6d656469612e74756d626c722e636f6d2f39646534383837393538323638636338303530653762656435316333343532652f74756d626c725f6e72723736355564724d317365676b356c6f31305f3530302e676966)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2016, 02:33:13 PM

(https://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cinemagraphs-penguins.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2016, 02:46:36 PM

I could watch some of these all day...

(https://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cinemagraph-gifs-traffic.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2016, 03:44:15 PM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyjrpJZIz1qzcq51o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2016, 11:50:21 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/mZzzvKD.gif)

(https://wix-wpblog1-wix-com.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/07101003/coffee.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2016, 03:14:16 AM

 ;D   Here's another horror one.  ::)

(https://caylanweisel.com/gra422/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Piano_Cinemagraph.gif)



Maybe this makes up for it.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/MhJXALv5b56QE/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2016, 10:47:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 24, 2016, 03:14:16 AM

;D   Here's another horror one.  ::)

(https://caylanweisel.com/gra422/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Piano_Cinemagraph.gif)

Hey, at least she's trying to improve the LH. It's usually the weaker one...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2016, 03:30:16 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/hYbFIpl.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/hYbFIpl.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2016, 10:43:37 PM

Merry Christmas.     8)

Click if you dare.  ;)

https://i.imgur.com/nII3iqT.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2016, 02:32:00 AM

Knowing Bob, it's probably got something to do with bloody owls.

Meh... not touching it.

Anyway Merry Christmas.

(https://pennymc2.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/tree-cinemagraph.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/mTtD5l8.gif)

(https://shannonobrienart.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/christmas-lights.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on December 26, 2016, 04:07:28 AM

Oh hey.
I'm back. Looks like I'm still winning. Not surprising you know, I'm pretty talented at this kind of stuff.
I'm really busy but I can't let you busy bees take the stage.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2016, 07:08:37 AM

Oh Pianoamatuer...

I've been winning this thread for most of it, so if you think you have a chance...

...Think again.



On a slightly less sinister note... I hope everyone had a good Christmas.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 26, 2016, 07:18:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2016, 07:08:37 AM

On a slightly less sinister note... I hope everyone had a good Christmas.

I had, although I didn't have much time to play with my dolls..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2016, 01:34:13 AM

I take it then Santa didn't bring you any GOOD toys, since someone had been bad all year...

You're wrecking my wins Outin...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 27, 2016, 05:37:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2016, 01:34:13 AM

I take it then Santa didn't bring you any GOOD toys, since someone had been bad all year...

You're wrecking my wins Outin...

Actually Santa and I have a deal, he lets me get myself whatever presents I want...but he did drop by to tell me that he will make sure I'll win this thread because I have been such a good girl :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2016, 11:26:34 AM

*Bob has a good xmas and still manages to win the thread.*

(https://i.imgur.com/S18hEGA.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/S18hEGA.gifv

Outin's a girl?  I always pictured a guy.  Unless that was a joke.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 27, 2016, 12:46:01 PM

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Funny-Duck-GIF1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2016, 03:02:16 PM

Quote from: outin on December 27, 2016, 05:37:04 AM

Actually Santa and I have a deal, he lets me get myself whatever presents I want...but he did drop by to tell me that he will make sure I'll win this thread because I have been such a good girl :)

I think Santa just told you that to humour you. Santa's a lying bastard...    ;D

But damn, that Duck is CUTE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 27, 2016, 07:28:26 PM

Quote from: Bob lin=topic=51107.msg672600#msg672600 date=1482837994

Outin's a girl?  I always pictured a guy.  Unless that was a joke.

Who knows...maybe I'm just human..or am I really?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 27, 2016, 10:30:49 PM

Quote from: outin on December 27, 2016, 07:28:26 PM

Who knows...maybe I'm just human..or am I really?  8)

???
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/83/4c/53/834c53d4f783866b61adffd71be818fb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2016, 10:53:58 PM

A couple random hippo cuttlefish passing through the thread.  Don't mind them.

(https://i.imgur.com/MCrIaY2.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/MCrIaY2.gifv


Hey, hey.  14,000th post right here.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2016, 01:04:51 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 27, 2016, 10:30:49 PM

???
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/83/4c/53/834c53d4f783866b61adffd71be818fb.jpg)

BLOODY HELL.. Kill it with FIRE... KILL IT!!!

Quote from: Bob on December 27, 2016, 10:53:58 PM

A couple random hippo cuttlefish passing through the thread.  Don't mind them.

(https://i.imgur.com/MCrIaY2.gif)

KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 28, 2016, 03:55:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2016, 01:04:51 AM

KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!

(https://www.waikikiaquarium.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cuttlefish_620.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 28, 2016, 12:10:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 28, 2016, 03:55:27 AM

(https://www.waikikiaquarium.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/cuttlefish_620.jpg)

Approved.
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/b39f2ec9a306a221cb1644523bee2c09/tumblr_ntwkzbnBcy1s02vreo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2016, 12:58:50 AM

 ::)

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6181/6049650126_ed4d8593e3_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2016, 01:23:35 AM

Yeah, yeah - at first they're cute

(https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/youngkra2.jpg)

But then you gotta flush them down the toilet before they become

(https://orig10.deviantart.net/8c14/f/2011/205/6/d/kraken_by_eronzki999-d41hxvv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2016, 02:52:00 AM

(https://orig05.deviantart.net/798f/f/2011/213/4/e/4e3ffd9a1bd25e3ea33a27a9a5c09dfa-d42c8bj.jpg)



Yes, this is a sarcastic cute-awed squid post.  ::)


 :o  Phew... *Bob double checks that that's a squid.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2016, 08:27:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 29, 2016, 02:52:00 AM

:o  Phew... *Bob double checks that that's a squid.*

That... or it's Spongebob Squarepants new friend.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2016, 11:18:45 AM

These are interesting.  I don't know what the effect is called though.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/85222181.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 29, 2016, 12:22:10 PM

Yes. And?

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYx3wNyEox89XRC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2016, 01:13:28 PM

You like sea creatures?

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bvBOv5sBAdo/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2016, 01:17:23 PM

This one should probably visit a dentist...

(https://www.groundzeroweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Deep-Sea-Creatures-Goblin-Shark.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2016, 01:20:16 PM

Am I cute or what?

(https://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130115202019-deep-sea-time-2-horizontal-large-gallery.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2016, 01:22:13 PM

Need I say it again? I win!

Edit: Amazing am I not?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2016, 03:45:27 PM

Quote from: outin on December 29, 2016, 01:22:13 PM

Edit: Amazing am I not?

The lack of a comma in that sentence means you are NOT amazing... and anyone can post multiple posts until they happen to be the top post on a page... They're called trolls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 29, 2016, 04:12:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2016, 03:45:27 PM

The lack of a comma in that sentence means you are NOT amazing... and anyone can post multiple posts until they happen to be the top post on a page... They're called trolls.

4 times in a row? You can try...troll away!

Besides the fact that I made myself perfectly understood without the comma just makes me more amazing :)

(https://kelliedoherty.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/basking.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 29, 2016, 04:54:40 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2016, 05:35:34 PM

That's pretty much my brain's reaction after sloughing through dull, dry info....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on December 29, 2016, 07:22:09 PM

Watson. . .

(https://www.honeykennedy.com/content/uploads/2013/01/honey-kennedy-adventures-of-sherlock-holmes-jeremy-brett-spyglass.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 12:14:04 AM

Here Outin... A found a picture just for you.   :D

(https://wpmu.mah.se/nmict151group2/files/2015/01/8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2016, 12:39:42 AM

(https://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/04/1280x526/gallery-1453899563-helms.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 01:57:49 AM

Big Lord of the rings fan? You may enjoy this then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 30, 2016, 06:03:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 12:14:04 AM

Here Outin... A found a picture just for you.   :D

(https://wpmu.mah.se/nmict151group2/files/2015/01/8.jpg)

That was so sweet of you...How did you know I love everything green?  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 06:23:32 AM

Easy, because Jealousy is a green eyed monster, and you're jealous I'm winning.

If you loved that picture, get ready to gush then...

(see below)



























































































































































































































































(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c9cDUpLYkkA/maxresdefault.jpg)

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2016, 11:22:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 01:57:49 AM

Big Lord of the rings fan? You may enjoy this then...

(https://i.imgur.com/ZKXInDB.gif)


Classy way to start off 2017 soon, but at least no one died.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 30, 2016, 12:51:12 PM

Everyone wins

Yau
(https://jerrymcgarrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/medal-3st-place-Mykola.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 02:21:04 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 30, 2016, 11:22:40 AM

Classy way to start off 2017 soon, but at least no one died.

It's not 2017 yet...

and...

Quote from: visitor on December 30, 2016, 12:51:12 PM

Yau

Spelling fail... I hope it improves in 2017, Visitor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2016, 03:27:08 PM

It can be 2017 with one of these.

(https://photos5.com/assets/cache/idNTU1MjJkMmJkZmRlODVh-8973d3ce81b0a83a6fd7ea83cff8f16f.jpg)


(Yes, it does.  It does make sense if you don't think about it.)  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 31, 2016, 04:35:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2016, 02:21:04 PM

It's not 2017 yet...

But it is now for you I think? Have fun being the winner of 2017...until I come along and win :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2016, 04:54:21 PM

Quote from: outin on December 31, 2016, 04:35:39 PM

But it is now for you I think? Have fun being the winner of 2017...until I come along and win :)

It is... I started 2017 as being a winner. Hooray for me. Anyone can start a measly thread page as being the winner...

I STARTED THE WHOLE F@#$ING YEAR as a WINNER!!!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D







Totally worth it... I'm off to bed. Happy New Year, everyone.    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2016, 04:58:21 PM

Hey, congratulations on your big six minute win there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2016, 04:58:54 PM

Oops.  Four minute, not six.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2017, 02:46:33 AM

Yeah, but you gotta admit... it's rather cool being the first winner to start the year off.

Quite a milestone... and anyway, I've won for days in a row without people realising.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 01, 2017, 04:52:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2017, 02:46:33 AM

Yeah, but you gotta admit... it's rather cool being the first winner to start the year off.

Quite a milestone... and anyway, I've won for days in a row without people realising.

Actually I was watching you all the time... It's kind of fun to see people think they've done it and then come back to crash them  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2017, 05:14:33 AM

Depends which time zone you're in.


Happy New Year.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/injkmHv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on January 01, 2017, 07:41:12 AM

I really like that fox.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2017, 07:46:50 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 01, 2017, 05:14:33 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/injkmHv.jpg)

Do foxes like people petting them???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 01, 2017, 01:01:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2017, 07:46:50 AM

Do foxes like people petting them???

Some do...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCN5hJaUAAAL8B_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2017, 01:31:33 PM

I suppose they're no different from dogs... in a way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 01, 2017, 01:41:43 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/22/d8/18/22d818b358c204105cec95f536727e69.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2017, 04:53:13 PM

I've heard foxes are half dog, half cat for behavior.

Except they only live 3-4 years.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kJ7nvPYo-Ig/TA6_wjVdixI/AAAAAAAAAY4/bkwFse9GEx0/s1600/169792-tiger-dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2017, 11:12:23 PM

Well, foxes don't last long out here in Australia...

...because we shoot the buggers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on January 02, 2017, 02:21:31 AM

Foxes typically can live up to ten years average. Once upon a time I wanted to own a pet fox and did some research. Results? A ton of work, cash, and when you think about it, a pet fox is unorthodox. I'll get my face blasted with judgement for just saying that.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2017, 03:43:18 AM

Double ew.

I should have known before googling "face blasted."  Text results..... yeah.  Images, yuck.

(https://clipartix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Confused-emoticon-fever-nauseous-sick-vomit-icon-icon-cliparts.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2017, 06:13:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2017, 03:43:18 AM

Double ew.

I should have known before googling "face blasted."  Text results..... yeah.  Images, yuck.

You HONESTLY didn't see that coming???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2017, 11:24:14 AM

I thought I'd get results of people arguing like this. :(

(https://computing.ece.vt.edu/~santol/projects/zsl_via_visual_abstraction/interact/interact_illustration_instance_dataset/imgs/2LDYHVI44OS27U7EWI5ZYBAUOY04YP_07.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2017, 01:13:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2017, 11:24:14 AM

I thought I'd get results of people arguing like this. :([/img]

If you're looking for more feline pictures, feel free to go ahead and type 'pussy' into google...



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2017, 05:45:33 PM

Behold.... The 2017 Olympic guinea pigs...

(https://i.redd.it/kbqygze1qa7y.gif)
https://i.redd.it/kbqygze1qa7y.gif

https://www.yoChariots of Fire Theme • Vangelis
HD Film Tributes
HD Film Tributesutube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2017, 12:25:31 AM

Whats so Olympic about them???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2017, 12:47:35 AM

Where have you been?  Everyone knows guinea pigs are elite athletes.   ::)

(https://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/guineapig19.jpg)

I really didn't expect to get any results for that search.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2017, 01:55:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2017, 12:47:35 AM

I can't BELIEVE that awful b@#$dy video has almost 2 million f@#$ing views...

Human beings are a sad, sad... sad, sad race. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 03, 2017, 07:07:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2017, 01:55:12 AM

Human beings are a sad, sad... sad, sad race. 

I agree...except it's a species not a race. Those who don't belong will be the last ones standing. And win. I wonder what species you belong to, losers I assume?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2017, 11:38:00 AM

*Bob ponders becoming a cyborg to win the thread.*  ::)

(https://stream.org/wp-content/uploads/iStock_000047668238_Small_resized.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2017, 11:39:12 AM

Double post. 

Geez....

(https://orig07.deviantart.net/1697/f/2014/032/6/f/6f226769587937df44da3544cc8318ac-d74p0dy.png)


I didn't realize how much people like their pigs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2017, 02:06:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 03, 2017, 11:38:00 AM

*Bob ponders becoming a cyborg to win the thread.*  ::)

Have you SEEN Terminator??? It doesn't end well for any of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 04, 2017, 12:29:48 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aBx060A/a0mVaak2_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 04, 2017, 03:11:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 04, 2017, 12:29:48 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aBx060A/a0mVaak2_700w_0.jpg)

Who's that cutie?  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 04, 2017, 05:24:42 AM

It looked like the whole terminator/cyberdyne thing kept innovating, surviving far into the future.  That didn't look so bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 04, 2017, 11:33:37 AM

Quote from: outin on January 04, 2017, 03:11:22 AM

Who's that cutie?  :D

it is a photographic self image of the inner self of my doppelgänger in the  abstract impressionist style

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 04, 2017, 11:49:44 PM

Owl transcendence.  And it looked vaguely music-related.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tHTcHNcDKVQ/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2017, 12:21:59 AM

Looks like I won the thread.  :P  ::)

I give up.  I've tried five times with different URL variations.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2017, 01:18:46 AM

Hm....

*Bob considers winning other thread, all of them on the forum possibly.*

(https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/thumb/d/d0/I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg/350px-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2017, 01:57:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 05, 2017, 12:21:59 AM

I give up.  I've tried five times with different URL variations.

Gotta know how to use the Internet, my friend.

Visitor... that video says 2 things to me...

1) Someone seriously has NOTHING ELSE better to do than to make s@#$ty cat videos, when they go to that much effort...

2) The fact that you know all these weird videos says something about your psychology... and it's not good news, I'm afraid.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2017, 04:21:02 AM

And then....

(https://i.imgur.com/kiNL4W1.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/kiNL4W1.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2017, 04:27:32 AM

Soon... After I figured out the last part, I'll have the power to win this thread....

(https://i.imgur.com/od5Ji6c.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/od5Ji6c.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2017, 05:11:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 05, 2017, 04:21:02 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/kiNL4W1.gif)

I bet you they scratch the floors all the time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2017, 12:18:36 PM

I bet if you punched them, they'd fly off the ground.  They're pretty small.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 05, 2017, 12:46:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2017, 01:57:44 AM

...

Visitor... that video says 2 things to me...

1) Someone seriously has NOTHING ELSE better to do than to make s@#$ty cat videos, when they go to that much effort...

2) The fact that you know all these weird videos says something about your psychology... and it's not good news, I'm afraid.

...*log, day 33, the hoomans has axceptd me as 1 of der ownz. the disguize haz work'd,  they do not suspect a thing, i shall continue to monitor and continue the mishion with da next faze of operation.

PS

sincerely,
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVXez1K/a4LAWrBM_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2017, 12:15:04 AM

(https://i.reddituploads.com/2de9d3012a3f46d78a44f8390fc6a734?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=4579f84db9ede299e26c57087d0bddb5)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2017, 12:42:36 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 05, 2017, 12:46:27 PM

...*log, day 33, the hoomans has axceptd me as 1 of der ownz. the disguize haz work'd,  they do not suspect a thing, i shall continue to monitor and continue the mishion with da next faze of operation.

Oh, we suspected something, but just didn't have any tangible proof till now. My question is, what's the next 'faze of operation'???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2017, 06:15:38 AM

Meanwhile....

(https://i.imgur.com/odt8hZw.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/odt8hZw.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2017, 06:53:51 AM

They see me rolling, rolling...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2017, 05:12:17 PM

 ;D

Blues Brothers - Rawhide
BluesBrothersMusic

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2017, 12:56:37 AM

I have no witty comeback, whatsoever...



...but I still win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 07, 2017, 06:10:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2017, 12:56:37 AM

I have no witty comeback, whatsoever...



...but I still win.

Don't worry. I'll help!

Oops. I guess you didn't:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2017, 11:29:26 AM

Back for the win...

You see, I'm like Gonorrhoea. You think you've gotten rid of me...

...but you HAVEN'T!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2017, 07:28:28 PM

Here's one for perfectpitch?   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/qSWDcRY.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/qSWDcRY.gifv


What are those?  Haha.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 07, 2017, 07:36:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2017, 11:29:26 AM

Back for the win...

You see, I'm like Gonorrhoea. You think you've gotten rid of me...

...but you HAVEN'T!!!    ;D

With a healthy dose of tetracycline it's all gone and I win again :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2017, 11:15:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 07, 2017, 07:28:28 PM

Here's one for perfectpitch?   ::)

I bet you those cats are thinking...

This is humiliating... when she falls asleep... we ATTACK!!!

Quote from: outin on January 07, 2017, 07:36:31 PM

With a healthy dose of tetracycline it's all gone

I take it you know that because you've had Gonorrhoea before?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 08, 2017, 07:34:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2017, 11:15:31 PM

I take it you know that because you've had Gonorrhoea before?    ;D

Please, I know how to avoid such things...

Time for some education!

(https://playsafe.health.nsw.gov.au/sites/default/files/Safe-Sex_Infographic_1.jpg)

The latter cannot be dealt with antibiotics...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2017, 08:32:39 AM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/oh-really-tell-xfdqq9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 08, 2017, 10:04:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2017, 08:32:39 AM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/oh-really-tell-xfdqq9.jpg)

If you don't know how to use one, Google's your friend ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2017, 11:24:43 AM

Quote from: outin on January 08, 2017, 10:04:05 AM

If you don't know how to use one, Google's your friend ;)

Oh, don't worry - I know perfectly well how to use one. I just thought this was the perfect opportunity to use the sexy Patrick Stewart meme, as we hadn't had him feature on these forums in a while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 08, 2017, 06:53:08 PM

(https://media.tenor.co/images/1de82a1b5f4e59f0732c0c4d607b82f2/raw)
https://media.tenor.co/images/1de82a1b5f4e59f0732c0c4d607b82f2/raw

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 08, 2017, 10:24:11 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/a0mV6XoB_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2017, 01:17:33 AM

I take it he's not good at staring contests???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2017, 01:22:48 AM

(https://www.markd60.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/I-Got-Nothing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 09, 2017, 12:15:49 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVXez1K/aMlPgEGk_700wa_0.gif)
Oh well. A win is a win afterall.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2017, 03:01:57 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2017, 01:22:48 AM

(https://www.markd60.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/I-Got-Nothing.jpg)

Meh... that's a pretty wimpy raccoon...

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/2/25/Rocket_Cutout_Render.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 09, 2017, 03:45:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2017, 03:01:57 PM

Meh... that's a pretty wimpy raccoon...

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/2/25/Rocket_Cutout_Render.png)

ooh look a raccoon in scorpio cosplay
(https://www.fightersgeneration.com/nx2/char/scorpion-umk3-redone.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2017, 11:46:07 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 09, 2017, 12:15:49 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVXez1K/aMlPgEGk_700wa_0.gif)
Oh well. A win is a win afterall.

Typo on gracious winner here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2017, 01:31:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2017, 11:46:07 PM

Typo on gracious winner here.

That's some really bad typing you have... Do you have a spell check???

Ode to the Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me so.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2017, 03:18:15 AM

Troo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2017, 05:03:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 10, 2017, 03:18:15 AM

Troo.

I've never liked honomy monohymn homoynme...

...english.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2017, 11:36:59 AM

(https://www.therefrigerator.net/features/food/images/hominy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2017, 02:09:49 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 10, 2017, 11:36:59 AM

(https://www.therefrigerator.net/features/food/images/hominy.jpg)

Don't even want to know what's inside those cans...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2017, 11:24:36 PM

Dried corn, used to make grits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominy

(https://www.post-gazette.com/image/2015/09/14/ca0,7,2600,1740/cheesegrits-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2017, 12:38:13 AM

Man, they'll cream anything these days just to try and market it in another way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2017, 01:33:04 AM

I didn't realize those grits had cheese.  

Here.

(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2732/4300998482_0f6f77312f.jpg)


Older than the United States apparently.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grits
"Grits have their origin in Native American corn preparation."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2017, 05:08:32 AM

Bob... I am really curious about your signature... any hints as to what it means?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2017, 05:41:00 AM

Therein ash.

Bing hit?

Show this?

Bogus hut hoot vii....




Exit Mr. Hat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2017, 05:51:45 AM

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/137/0/6054112/il_680x540.1063953033_fx0j.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/53/White_Rabbit_label.jpg/220px-White_Rabbit_label.jpg)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81Olg3e0foL._AC_UL320_SR232,320_.jpg)

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1E-5hAsfesg/UkRRSpiSvfI/AAAAAAAABIE/GS89FRyL2Ls/s1600/DSC01690.jpg)



(https://gamersunite.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/agent-alice-a-hidden-object-adventure/1429921460730)

(https://www.itp.net/images/content/601690/article/27609-rabithol_article.jpg)


Our dinosaurs cure cure I....  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 11, 2017, 12:07:55 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azrrQmj/aVga05Np_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2017, 02:16:05 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 11, 2017, 05:51:45 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1E-5hAsfesg/UkRRSpiSvfI/AAAAAAAABIE/GS89FRyL2Ls/s1600/DSC01690.jpg)

I somehow suspect the objects pictured in this...... erm... picture are responsible for you typing that signature.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2017, 12:31:59 AM

On.

I thought that was all kind of hitting it over the head.  It just started off with one line.



Worthwhile flab to bite.
i Try nit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2017, 12:53:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 12, 2017, 12:31:59 AM

Worthwhile flab to bite. i Try nit.

I think Bob is speaking in tongues...

(https://factslegend.org/factslegend/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/exorcist-regan.jpg)

Anyone know an exorcist???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 12, 2017, 01:06:33 AM

Palate cleanser!!
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/44de199757ca9b7a94c5029d7393a9bc/tumblr_njssa2jgxZ1rzfa3ao1_500.gif)
And a scrub scrub
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/59799432f297eff9ec89c2af0d28b844/tumblr_odmt64MbeY1s1vn29o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2017, 02:09:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2017, 12:53:03 AM

I think Bob is speaking in tongues...

Sneakiest pun going.  8)


Unspoken saint I egg.

*Unspoken.* I gig as ten.

Sputnik's going a nee!!!

 :P

It's funny how odd, almost like they should make sense, they sound, right?  But you know they're all connected, don't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 12, 2017, 03:26:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2017, 12:53:03 AM

I think Bob is speaking in tongues...

Anyone know an exorcist???

I know a couple of guys in white coats that may be able to help.

I think it's all that exercising and weird diet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2017, 04:29:43 AM

I ornery fumed.
If needy rumor...
Mein furry doe.
Die furry omen!
Rude money fir.
I need rum for...?
In reedy forum,
find our emery.
Me ire foundry.
If ruder, money.
Rid four enemy.
Merry ion feud.
I of merry dune.
Edify mourner!
Rid fur yeomen!
Domineer fury.
Mein rode fury....
Your men... fried?
Yum refined?  Or...?
Yum!  Fire drone!
Yum for denier.
Yum in for deer.
Yum fed.  Nor ire...
Foyer.  Rum.  Dine.
Fury demon ire.
Fiery demur?  No.
You mend firer.
Rim fender, you....
Mine odor fury?
Defy!  Ruin more.
Deify in rumor.
Mourn, fir-eyed.
(I drum en [Foyer) I'd run me.]
Yore fine drum.
Ferry en odium.
Your me finder.
Irony mud reef.
Your firm Eden.
Remedy of ruin.

This one was the address bar URL with the s on https removed.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 12, 2017, 12:22:07 PM

Wait for it....
...
...
...
And...
...
...
Now!
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aDorQ4w/a4LA4eP9_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 12, 2017, 03:02:00 PM

You people are losing it... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 12, 2017, 03:28:39 PM

Quote from: outin on January 12, 2017, 03:02:00 PM

You people are losing it... ::)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czf-3-rWIAEIhJV.jpg) ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2017, 03:37:52 PM

Quote from: outin on January 12, 2017, 03:02:00 PM

You people are losing it... ::)

I'm not - I still have my sanity... at least that's what my toaster keeps telling me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2017, 11:36:40 PM

It's going to be hard to top my last post I think.  It's unified.  Has a music parallel.

(https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1386925634l/1118930.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2017, 12:00:18 AM

Bob... these nice men want to see you...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/28/83/e9/2883e96bf9a8df16798673c0060a22d2.jpg)

Don't be afraid...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 13, 2017, 02:08:57 AM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0a17b6dcdbc48e32bda67fcfb5df6e854bc747bcf330667c32c1d74203b569f6.jpg)

(https://img.picturequotes.com/2/2/1343/to-be-great-is-to-be-misunderstood-quote-1.jpg)

Or not understood at all in this case.   :P

The answer is on one of the last few pages of this thread, at least for the process.

For that post, there's one line that unites it all, but it's not obviously right there.  That's a line from the same source that started all of it, including my signature which prompted the new postings.

'Ere cashed nice.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 13, 2017, 03:52:26 AM

It is quite common to not realize it oneself when one has lost it. Just let the professionals decide...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2017, 06:05:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 13, 2017, 02:08:57 AM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0a17b6dcdbc48e32bda67fcfb5df6e854bc747bcf330667c32c1d74203b569f6.jpg)

(https://ci.memecdn.com/3480685.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 13, 2017, 12:30:35 PM

I can't take teenage Vader seriously.  ::)


Back to owls....

(https://i.redd.it/sccia8o2ba9y.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 13, 2017, 12:33:28 PM

Bob spelled otter incorrectly. There is no W or L
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/KIKYIMlv7beKI/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2017, 11:48:57 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 13, 2017, 12:33:28 PM

Bob spelled otter incorrectly. There is no W or L
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/KIKYIMlv7beKI/giphy.gif)

You like Otters? No problem... Typed it into Google and got this...

(https://islanublar.jurassicworld.com/media/dinosaurs/tyrannosaurus-rex/tyrannosaurus-rex-info-graphic.png)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2017, 12:45:36 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c5/2a/ba/c52abadff9608ffa2ec6602910e6a33f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 14, 2017, 01:07:29 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/50/08/2b5008f5dc79a4e3e6b82a4e60d49603.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 14, 2017, 01:08:31 AM

(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/2581166/images/o-ANGRY-OWL-facebook.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2017, 02:55:22 PM

Uh oh.  Here we go I think....

(https://www.kappit.com/img/pics/90763926aigha_sm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2017, 03:17:59 PM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1d6ff90af41715663f6c03790750b40a1f4b371d425d95643114bc3fe0a202f3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 14, 2017, 03:18:11 PM

(https://conduit1.com/wp-content/uploads/animal-pun-memes-001-animal-puns-quack-me-up.jpg).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2017, 07:00:48 PM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/wow-here-we-w8ajib.jpg)


(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h3qy-UFbu3c/VWsR-N69WDI/AAAAAAADceo/prlNgfnVMSA/s1600/Pun%2B00282.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2017, 11:03:21 PM

Car stehl!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2017, 11:19:38 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 14, 2017, 11:03:21 PM

Car stehl!

I think scientists are still trying to deduce what this sentence means, and have for decades.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 15, 2017, 01:50:01 AM

Sound it out.  Then reverse it.  It makes perfect sense.

k ahhh RRR     SSSS  T   ehhhh LLL
RRR aaahK      LLLL eehhhTTsss
LLLL eehhhTTsss RRR aaahK     

See?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2017, 05:11:59 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 15, 2017, 01:50:01 AM

Sound it out.  Then reverse it.  It makes perfect sense.

k ahhh RRR     SSSS  T   ehhhh LLL
RRR aaahK      LLLL eehhhTTsss
LLLL eehhhTTsss RRR aaahK     

See?

Someone needs help...

Evil me thinking...To win I just need to get Bob and peepee committed...now I just need to make the latter mad as well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 15, 2017, 05:36:27 AM

Quote from: outin on January 15, 2017, 05:11:59 AM

Someone needs help...

Evil me thinking...To win I just need to get Bob and peepee committed...now I just need to make the latter mad as well...

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-stay-committed-2.png)


Happy Halloween.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2017, 06:44:10 AM

Quote from: outin on January 15, 2017, 05:11:59 AM

Evil me thinking...To win I just need to get Bob and perfect_pitch committed...now I just need to make the latter mad as well...

I told you, I'm sane - my toaster told me so... and the microwave agrees.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 15, 2017, 07:33:57 PM

This is all most Owlmusing

(https://charlespaddockzoo.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Burrowing-Owl4x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 15, 2017, 08:11:26 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/40/89/55/408955dcee416193936d68b978ddaabd.jpg)
As well

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2017, 12:30:04 AM

(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/emgn-animal-memes-pic-17.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 16, 2017, 12:24:01 PM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/56ab2b83f9308cb58b5deb82c4c53cfd/tumblr_oie73yaAfM1rjlj53o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 16, 2017, 07:52:44 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/tDinUY0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2017, 11:15:38 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 16, 2017, 07:52:44 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/tDinUY0.jpg)

(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/emgn-animal-memes-pic-13.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 17, 2017, 01:48:21 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c2513be4e9256c768ab988ff5b1cf0c6/tumblr_mf650qYkGH1rgpyeqo1_400.gif)
You guys otter try dis. It's al otter fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 17, 2017, 02:17:42 AM

*nahp nahp nahp nahp*   or how to spell this??? lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2017, 03:12:02 AM

I don't know how his wife puts up eating meals with him...

[*nahp nahp nahp nahp* taste the beef, *nahp nahp nahp nahp* taste the bechamel sauce, *nahp nahp nahp nahp* taste the cheese... *nahp nahp nahp nahp*

That's probably an 8...   (spends the night sleeping on the couch)]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 17, 2017, 12:39:45 PM

It is also the sound  the heels made when exiting

Nahp nahp nahp nahp nahp etc

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/4098762e141998024238854731_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2017, 12:36:12 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 17, 2017, 12:39:45 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/4098762e141998024238854731_700wa_0.gif)

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/how-odd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2017, 03:21:29 AM

(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ilz1B18j1qa6lp8.gif)
https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ilz1B18j1qa6lp8.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2017, 06:25:28 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 17, 2017, 12:39:45 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/4098762e141998024238854731_700wa_0.gif)

It's like a reverse shimmy...

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-shimmy-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2017, 11:34:31 AM

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-screaming-excited-gif.gif)

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-gangnam-style-dancing-gif.gif)

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-dancing-gif-2.gif)

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-dancing-get-lucky-gif.gif)

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-excited-gif-3.gif)

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-sassy-gif.gif)

(https://campusriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/stephen-colbert-mic-drop-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2017, 01:08:36 PM

I'm not in front of my computer, so I have no funky gifs to share...

But still wanted to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 18, 2017, 01:43:28 PM

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/232554ffd4e0098cb696d1956bb37b30/tumblr_mympglbUus1sbnjg9o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2017, 03:20:36 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 18, 2017, 01:43:28 PM

(https://24.media.tumblr.com/232554ffd4e0098cb696d1956bb37b30/tumblr_mympglbUus1sbnjg9o1_500.gif)

I wanna see a snake Moonwalk... then we'll know for sure that there's NOTHING that can't be found on the internet

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2017, 12:00:12 AM

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/reverse-1253698390_snake_vs_mouse.gif)


That counts. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2017, 01:11:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 19, 2017, 12:00:12 AM

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/092009/reverse-1253698390_snake_vs_mouse.gif)

Nice try... I'll give you 'A' for effort, 'F' for results.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2017, 03:02:22 AM

I can improve that for you.  ::)

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder430/500x/58336430.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2017, 12:09:05 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 19, 2017, 03:02:22 AM

I can improve that for you.  ::)

It didn't need improvement.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 19, 2017, 12:48:32 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aAw0bp/abxo4XG2_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2017, 01:53:06 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 17, 2017, 12:39:45 PM

It is also the sound  the heels made when exiting..

Yes.... the heels... lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2017, 02:21:13 PM

I have no witty comeback..
or smart-arse cliched jest
This shitty poem will have to do,
I win, 'cause I'm the best.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2017, 12:05:02 AM

Random art.

(https://whitney.org//image_columns/0001/5827/50.23_tooker_imageprimacy_compressed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2017, 01:55:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2017, 12:05:02 AM

Random art.

(https://whitney.org//image_columns/0001/5827/50.23_tooker_imageprimacy_compressed.jpg)

It doesn't seem to random, quite nice actually.

This...

(https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/autumn-rhythm.jpg)

This is random art...
This is random...

Actually, that's s***...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2017, 04:47:20 AM

(https://comps.canstockphoto.com/can-stock-photo_csp5500042.jpg)



I hope that's chocolate....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2017, 08:55:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2017, 01:55:45 AM

(https://www.jackson-pollock.org/images/paintings/autumn-rhythm.jpg)

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2017, 04:47:20 AM

I hope that's chocolate....  ::)

I think it's best these questions are left unanswered...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 20, 2017, 12:54:58 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aDA3b9x/a0NRxJ3b_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2017, 01:39:42 PM

(https://i0.wp.com/media3.giphy.com/media/sHV6YMsVFTQD6/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 20, 2017, 02:16:15 PM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3768256/laughing-gremlin-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2017, 10:43:44 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ODlw0HGZWTiCY/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2017, 02:24:27 AM

(https://img.minq.com/slides/3/1/7/3/8/2/317382671/6a317c54add2ece12e5919d82cfc52dacffe4680.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2017, 03:22:24 AM

With to follow that up... double post.  ;D  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2017, 04:50:20 AM

Why do you double post... You realise that once you are the latest poster, you are the current winner of the thread, until I come and wipe it away from your smug face.     ;D

Double posting isn't going to make you more of a winner... in fact, it highlights your defeat when I come and post straight after you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 21, 2017, 02:41:38 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/931ada5e146428842494626900_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2017, 07:48:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2017, 04:50:20 AM

Why do you double post... You realise that once you are the latest poster, you are the current winner of the thread, until I come and wipe it away from your smug face.     ;D

Double posting isn't going to make you more of a winner... in fact, it highlights your defeat when I come and post straight after you.

I have to compete against myself.  ... 'Cause you guys aren't challenging enough for me.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2017, 01:00:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 21, 2017, 07:48:10 PM

I have to compete against myself.  ... 'Cause you guys aren't challenging enough for me.   :P

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/58317406.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 22, 2017, 02:26:59 AM

(https://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/08/GIF--laughing-funny-LOL-haha-hehe-hilarious-fun-happy-laugh-Minion-Minions-Despicable-Me-GIF.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2017, 07:24:25 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 21, 2017, 07:48:10 PM

I have to compete against myself.  ... 'Cause you guys aren't challenging enough for me.   :P

Well... how about the two of you beat yourselves to death, and I'll take on the winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 22, 2017, 02:36:36 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/TuhRXzq9pAOg8/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2017, 02:46:18 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 22, 2017, 02:36:36 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/TuhRXzq9pAOg8/giphy.gif)

I take it, she's NOT the safety supervisor???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 22, 2017, 04:13:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2017, 07:24:25 AM

Well... how about the two of you beat yourselves to death, and I'll take on the winner.

Ah, yes, Shih Tzu's "Art of War" philosophy.  ::)

I see Visitor has knocked himself/herself? out with a pic. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2017, 11:50:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 22, 2017, 04:13:11 PM

Ah, yes, Shih Tzu's "Art of War" philosophy.  ::)

[not sure if joke or someone really loves dogs too much]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2017, 02:45:00 AM

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?


rueowruiwerHalfadog390482348  ^_____^

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2017, 08:48:12 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2017, 02:45:00 AM

What's got 2 legs and bleeds?


rueowruiwerHalfadog390482348  ^_____^

(https://rock937online.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/WorstJoke2.jpg)

Also, because of your spelling and grammar - this is for you.

(https://teengle.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/seal-of-fail.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 24, 2017, 01:00:24 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/ooy42rDn98x3i/200w.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2017, 11:58:40 PM

Bob is present.

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/present-box-3007278.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2017, 12:32:37 AM

Bob is insane...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2017, 12:50:58 AM

(https://www.askideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/I-became-insane-with-long-intervals-of-horrible-sanity.-Edgar-Allan-Poe.jpg)

Never heard of long intervals.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2017, 05:38:54 AM

(https://s24.postimg.org/fp3jyylx1/Sanity.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2017, 11:45:03 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/30/62/db/3062db41265160c8ff714cac3a3da09b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 25, 2017, 12:06:52 PM

Otter otter otter otter otter otter otter otter
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/JO5JvDgQApQfm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2017, 12:59:40 AM

I bet you they make horrible pets...

They'd hog the shower all the time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 26, 2017, 02:43:13 AM

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-04-15-Esther7.jpg)

My brain's not quite processing that.  That's a normal size tub.... which makes the pig huge.

It is that big.  Esther the pig.
https://bridoz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cochon-domestique-8.jpg
That's a "hell no" from me for having that thing around.  *Bob saw the Hannibal movie.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2017, 10:09:01 AM

He wouldn't last long either... second he hops in the bath, I bathe him...

...in Barbecue sauce... and I think we'd all know the end result of that...

(https://indianakitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Ham-Sandwich.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 26, 2017, 02:42:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 26, 2017, 02:43:13 AM

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2014-04-15-Esther7.jpg)

My brain's not quite processing that.  That's a normal size tub.... which makes the pig huge.

It is that big.  Esther the pig.
https://bridoz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cochon-domestique-8.jpg
That's a "hell no" from me for having that thing around.  *Bob saw the Hannibal movie.*

Pigs are big...and lovely animals! As intelligent as dogs and not dangerous at all... I guess they forgot to tell you that the movie was not a documentary  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2017, 03:34:22 PM

Quote from: outin on January 26, 2017, 02:42:03 PM

Pigs are big...and lovely animals! As intelligent as dogs and not dangerous at all... I guess they forgot to tell you that the movie was not a documentary  ;D

I don't care what they are... they're delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 26, 2017, 03:48:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2017, 03:34:22 PM

I don't care what they are... they're delicious.

To each their own...I prefer chicken...much more stupid and much more eatable...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2017, 11:48:29 PM

You do realise that Ham and Chicken (beef, lamb, fish etc) are just as edible if they're dead.

Quote from: outin on January 26, 2017, 03:48:10 PM

eatable...

Sorry, I meant 'eatable'...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 05:47:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2017, 11:48:29 PM

You do realise that Ham and Chicken (beef, lamb, fish etc) are just as edible if they're dead.

Sorry, I meant 'eatable'...    ::)

I assume you as a native English speaker do know the difference...I meant exactly what I wrote.

Sorry, forgot you are Australian...not sure if that makes a difference.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 10:43:00 AM

Well... I'll be darned.

I was actually born in Scotland, so some of the Australian bastardisation may have latched onto me... without my intention.

It just sounded 'odd'... sorry Outin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 11:03:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 10:43:00 AM

Well... I'll be darned.

I was actually born in Scotland, so some of the Australian bastardisation may have latched onto me... without my intention.

It just sounded 'odd'... sorry Outin.

Odd is my middle name ;)

Lets enjoy a virtual Scotch together to celebrate my upcoming win!

(https://www.seriouseats.com/images/2014/10/scotch-shutterstock_72390655.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2017, 11:53:01 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KJdYe66AXAE/UaPW9umQO7I/AAAAAAAAIzw/0u4TcwENl2A/s1600/Vesper+martini.jpg)

 8)  Do you expect me to drink?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 11:56:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 27, 2017, 11:53:01 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KJdYe66AXAE/UaPW9umQO7I/AAAAAAAAIzw/0u4TcwENl2A/s1600/Vesper+martini.jpg)

 8)  Do you expect me to drink?

Yes, and I love Martinis as well (with olives it must be though), so cheers!

(https://vamarket.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/3-Bar-Olives-Martini-with-Peppers-and-w-o-Amazon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: dontcheeseme on January 27, 2017, 12:12:19 PM

hi

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 12:19:22 PM

Quote from: dontcheeseme on January 27, 2017, 12:12:19 PM

hi

So what would you like to drink? Here's another one of my favorites.

(https://tjobriensbarandgrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bloody-mary-bar-1.jpg)

Kippis as we say here!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 27, 2017, 12:26:59 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/adbYZV/awW4ZPM1_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 12:37:30 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 27, 2017, 12:26:59 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/adbYZV/awW4ZPM1_700wa_0.gif)

Since you're underaged, here's for you (completely legal):

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/66/df/3b/66df3bfb7ea8425e5a59c82ff97f3bc5.jpg)

I'll pass this one... don't want to get too drunk full to enjoy my win :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 27, 2017, 02:08:38 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ed288b84141697657327279719_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 02:10:00 PM

Quote from: visitor on January 27, 2017, 02:08:38 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ed288b84141697657327279719_700wa_0.gif)

I know exactly what you need! And I 'll have one too :)

(https://assets.absolutdrinks.com/drinks/solid-background-black/soft-shadow/floor-reflection/415x655/gin-tonic(85).jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 02:35:31 PM

Quote from: outin on January 27, 2017, 11:03:45 AM

Lets enjoy a virtual Scotch together to celebrate my upcoming win!
(https://www.seriouseats.com/images/2014/10/scotch-shutterstock_72390655.jpg)

Seems a shame... You didn't even have time to drink it before you lost again!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 02:37:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 02:35:31 PM

Seems a shame... You didn't even have time to drink it before you lost again!!!    ;D

But I'm back on it :)

How many did I have already? Maybe it's time to take a little break and have a snack. Join me!

(https://hopworksbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/HUB_Site_Pint_LAGER.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 02:59:39 PM

Quote from: outin on January 27, 2017, 02:37:51 PM

But I'm back on it :)

How many did I have already?

Way too many...

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/b6a6e39e-1092-43fe-923b-9a0dac180229_1.29bce0e09f6e53ef1ec5b46fe134e3b4.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2017, 03:32:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 02:59:39 PM

Way too many...

It's Friday night so I guess there's nothing wrong with getting virtually drunk... Lets have some dessert :)

(https://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2012/2/23/0/02_FW-1B16_000_04_63956_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni12col.landscape.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 10:45:01 PM

Quote from: outin on January 27, 2017, 03:32:32 PM

It's Friday night so I guess there's nothing wrong with getting virtually drunk... Lets have some dessert :)

(https://foodnetwork.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2012/2/23/0/02_FW-1B16_000_04_63956_s4x3.jpg.rend.sni12col.landscape.jpeg)

How is that dessert???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2017, 05:47:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2017, 10:45:01 PM

How is that dessert???

Because it's delicious and has whipped cream on it?

I'm afraid I have quite a virtual hang over this morning :(
Oh well, it's not always easy to be the winner :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2017, 06:21:12 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2b/b2/c7/2bb2c77f306cc5d534e96fbbfddb0370.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2017, 06:57:52 AM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2017, 05:47:49 AM

Oh well, it's not always easy to be the winner :)

Actually, I find it to be incredible easy...

Although, it's probably because I'm so good at being one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2017, 08:18:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2017, 06:57:52 AM

Actually, I find it to be incredible easy...

Although, it's probably because I'm so good at being one.

Salute to that!

(https://simplespanishfood.typepad.com/.a/6a013487d45991970c0168e992e289970c-pi)

Only kidding of course, but this will cure my hang over  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2017, 03:17:26 PM

Well, they say the only way to avoid a hangover, is to...

KEEP ON DRINKING!!!



(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/768341571014b6638dfc2a1efe7b07942ae9fb8e69b9657b4146684f2836cf97_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2017, 05:08:24 PM

Yawn.








(https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00000151_p.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2017, 05:18:39 PM

We actually had a few with your friend Mr. Owl as well...

(https://www.randomgoofiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/drunk-owl1.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2017, 08:09:10 PM

(https://i.redd.it/ackvbgey2iby.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 02:17:23 AM

Oh my gosh...

(https://15858-presscdn-0-65.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/default/files/images/Owl8jpg.jpg)

CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2017, 07:12:11 AM

Owls just look stupid...the only really cute birds are jackdaws (just learned a new word!) and crows.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 09:35:45 AM

Quote from: outin on January 29, 2017, 07:12:11 AM

Owls just look stupid...the only really cute birds are jackdaws (just learned a new word!) and crows.

(https://voices.nationalgeographic.com/files/2014/02/Jackdaw2_.jpg)

(https://pngimg.com/upload/crow_PNG3114.png)



Yeah... sure... 'cute'...      ::)

Anyway, moving on - More baby owls...

(https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/55/21/vJj0Yq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2017, 03:15:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 09:35:45 AM

(https://voices.nationalgeographic.com/files/2014/02/Jackdaw2_.jpg)

Yeah... sure... 'cute'...      ::)

You're grazy...if that isn't cute, then what is... Oh, maybe you are one of those who think human babies are cute  ::)

Mr. Smart & Cute Crow says hello :)
(https://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/birds/varis-42748.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 03:33:02 PM

Quote from: outin on January 29, 2017, 03:15:42 PM

Oh, maybe you are one of those who think human babies are cute  ::)

No... not really. Never really thought of them as cute...

(https://i.imgur.com/aq1m6bL.jpg)

However, that is ADORABLE!!! That is a baby pink and grey Galah - far cuter than crows. Crows are like ravens - symbols of death, but slightly smaller.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 29, 2017, 03:38:14 PM

I got a 30 year old pink and grey, swears and does all sorts of sounds like a car starting ignition lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2017, 03:44:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 03:33:02 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/aq1m6bL.jpg)
However, that is ADORABLE!!! That is a baby pink and grey Galah - far cuter than crows.

What I see is poor fashion sense... ::)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 03:33:02 PM

Crows are like ravens - symbols of death, but slightly smaller.

You've probably just met their mean Aussie cousins  ;D
I wish Littletune was still here, she'd tell you about her pet crow...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 11:20:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2017, 03:33:02 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/aq1m6bL.jpg)

Seriously - how is that not cute???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 30, 2017, 01:09:17 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/aq1m6bL.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/07/82/98/078298e5924c5dee6412a1fa1430195e.jpg)
* "that's my bird!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2017, 02:52:09 AM

Too creepy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 30, 2017, 05:54:03 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEYdkvXVAAIAuxE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2017, 10:43:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 30, 2017, 05:54:03 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEYdkvXVAAIAuxE.jpg)

SO FLUFFY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2017, 04:08:31 AM

You people disappoint me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 31, 2017, 11:57:30 AM

Quote from: outin on January 31, 2017, 04:08:31 AM

You people disappoint me...

(https://i179.photobucket.com/albums/w305/cycloncece/018-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 31, 2017, 12:50:29 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/29dc6979141718518293398131_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2017, 02:04:02 PM

I love the way it's pupils get bigger and bigger...

Like it's having an acid trip or something.

I came prepared though...

(https://lifestylechallenge.deborahgabriel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spray-bottle-pic800x445.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2017, 02:25:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2017, 02:04:02 PM

I love the way it's pupils get bigger and bigger...

Like it's having an acid trip or something.

I came prepared though...

(https://lifestylechallenge.deborahgabriel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spray-bottle-pic800x445.jpg)

Do you really think those work?

(https://d.christianpost.com/full/73335/img.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2017, 10:45:42 PM

They love it as long as you're not squirting them with water, sure...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2017, 12:30:34 AM

I use those with diluted bleach, so that could get interesting.



The pizza represents your chance at winning the thread.   :P  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/8yuTa2s.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/8yuTa2s.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 01, 2017, 12:42:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 01, 2017, 12:30:34 AM

The pizza represents your chance at winning the thread.   :P  ::)

Playing dirty? Well, bad news, I ate it all and I still win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2017, 01:38:57 AM

Ok.... Remember, the pizza represents your chances at winning the thread.  ::)  :P

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-01/29/22/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-08/anigif_sub-buzz-10759-1485745471-3.gif)

(https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/effyeahwinona.gif?w=400)

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/fa1965d4a5694fcce2b1e0a4c6ee37d6/tumblr_okkrebfuEa1uiiqvyo4_400.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26xBwUmhInIkLxfIQ/giphy.gif)



(https://cdn.skim.gs/images/twijenm5rhbiwgyztwzn/sag-awards-gifs-2017-emma-stone-55)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2017, 05:59:29 AM

I never liked the Emmys... or the Golden Globes...

...or whatever crap that is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2017, 11:57:55 AM

(https://www.homeschoolmath.net/teaching/f/images/1-12.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 01, 2017, 12:42:27 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/1S7zMIr.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2017, 12:50:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 01, 2017, 11:57:55 AM

(https://www.homeschoolmath.net/teaching/f/images/1-12.gif)

And... congratulations. Now we know how fractions work...

(https://www.homeschoolmath.net/teaching/f/images/12-12.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2017, 11:55:37 PM

(https://howng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/limes_74531311.jpg)

(https://savidasangria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Lemon.jpg)

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/55912c6ce4b09d60c5dab4ef/t/55acf151e4b06871a4716714/1437397332562/vesper-martini.jpg)

Hey, back to this again?


(https://www.paceadv.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Pace-Blog_champagne-glasses_cheers.jpg)

Ok.  Unmeasured, swhished around, and a red plastic cup.

(https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/external?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvideomam.news.com.au.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fgenerated%2Fprod%2F07%2F22%2F2015%2F138334%2Fimage1024x768.jpg%3Fcount%3D2&width=650&api_key=kq7wnrk4eun47vz9c5xuj3mc)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2017, 11:57:19 PM

Oops.

(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aVXQmrO_700b_v1.jpg)

 ::) :P ??? :-[ :-X :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2017, 11:59:11 PM

(https://edc2.healthtap.com/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/48377/large/dv028069.jpeg?1415890869)

 

I'm not quite buying this for Bond.  Unless....  It's some kind of willpower thing.  Then I can see it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 02, 2017, 12:00:37 AM

On the other hand.... and it's quadruple win/post....


(https://www.lizcurtishiggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/32-BLOG-Spray-of-Water.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 02, 2017, 12:03:28 AM

On the other hand.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61Dc5og5fCL._SY355_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2017, 05:47:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 01, 2017, 11:55:37 PM

(https://howng.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/limes_74531311.jpg)

(https://savidasangria.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Lemon.jpg)

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/55912c6ce4b09d60c5dab4ef/t/55acf151e4b06871a4716714/1437397332562/vesper-martini.jpg)

Hey, back to this again?

That is NOT how I want my martinis served...May I get a new bartender, please.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 02, 2017, 11:25:40 AM

(https://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/owl-bar.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 02, 2017, 12:27:37 PM

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5611/15308908140_e130b22571_z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2017, 12:44:41 PM

Well... that's no good. You'd get hair in your martini...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2017, 01:51:22 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 02, 2017, 11:25:40 AM

(https://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/owl-bar.png)

That's perfect, thanks! Now can I tell you my worries as well?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2017, 10:01:23 PM

Meh - you can tell me, but I won't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 03, 2017, 01:53:24 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/d2b63801141712189160783183_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2017, 05:40:28 AM

Somebody's drunk...

Gotta give them credit... sometimes they really face plant that floor and they don't even flinch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 03, 2017, 12:20:07 PM

*Suddenly, a parade marching band interrups the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2017, 12:33:48 PM

Just pathetic animation... I see one of those cats hitting the wooden xylophone in the EXACT same spot and producing different notes...

LAZINESS... Just LAZINESS...

Also, I'd just like to point out that having perfect pitch, and a fantastic memory - when I heard the Nyan Cat tune, I had it stuck in my head for almost 2 weeks.

If I get this stuck in my head for the next 2 weeks, I WILL have to kill you visitor... I'm really sorry...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 03, 2017, 10:09:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2017, 12:33:48 PM

Just pathetic animation... I see one of those cats hitting the wooden xylophone in the EXACT same spot and producing different notes...

LAZINESS... Just LAZINESS...

Also, I'd just like to point out that having perfect pitch, and a fantastic memory - when I heard the Nyan Cat tune, I had it stuck in my head for almost 2 weeks.

If I get this stuck in my head for the next 2 weeks, I WILL have to kill you visitor... I'm really sorry...

 ::)

Oh. ok. this one is better. :-]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2017, 10:45:03 PM

I usually detest cat pictures... but this one sums up my feelings about the last post of yours visitor...

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/65342341.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 04, 2017, 12:22:29 AM

(https://perpetuallypeeved.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fatbastard.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2017, 04:55:15 AM

That's FAT Bastard... Not an evil bastard.

Although, they could be brothers...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 04, 2017, 02:04:37 PM

A peace offering has been made
(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/yXlp640Tn-VxbxP-vaiI2NKZjxA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/01/09/880/n/1922507/17b90c6d5873edb1231823.18767920_edit_img_image_18019874_1483991626/i/What-Salt-Bae-Meme.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/GyKPNR7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 04, 2017, 03:23:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2017, 04:55:15 AM

That's FAT Bastard... Not an evil bastard.

Although, they could be brothers...    ;D

Isn't that your brother? You're Scottish after all?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 04, 2017, 07:07:06 PM

How about this one?    ::)

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/boss_hogg_4173.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2017, 12:57:25 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/JmlzLNp.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/JmlzLNp.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2017, 12:59:21 AM

Followed by perfect_pitch....  ::)

(https://i4.glitter-graphics.org/pub/2793/2793674q82uf07r4q.jpg)


Followed by me...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/2e/a1/092ea15a8f07acd0bf1959d3dc6decb9.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4e/5c/f7/4e5cf7d4ccb9c59b6620a9c71944d51e.jpg)

(https://sr.photos3.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP782/k21990687.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f9/4b/65/f94b658c828fa904089bf0a1be09af09.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/ae/44/ecae440f5807bdbe95dde249cab8e637.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/82/fd/7e/82fd7e584487cdca81e97c643be220e5.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/33/57/f3/3357f32aea8abce1b16fa1cb0842b9d3.png)


Looks like Nils got rid of that five pic limit from years ago....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2017, 01:01:58 AM

Quote from: outin on February 04, 2017, 03:23:53 PM

Isn't that your brother? You're Scottish after all?

Don't have any brothers I'm afraid... Nice try though.

Quote from: Bob on February 05, 2017, 12:57:25 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/JmlzLNp.gif)

You see - that's why owls are awesome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2017, 01:06:11 AM

Ahem!....

(https://proxy.bigfooty.com/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fimg1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20140227012600%2Fadventuretimewithfinnandjake%2Fimages%2Fb%2Fb9%2FCute-smiley-facebook.png&hash=4f5f26890545d162dbab4b96c12228ef)


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/fe/f0/f8fef08fb41ff72e9409a0dcc4c2bbcb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2017, 02:30:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 05, 2017, 01:06:11 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f8/fe/f0/f8fef08fb41ff72e9409a0dcc4c2bbcb.jpg)

Do you cuddle that every night when you go to sleep Bob???

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/82/fd/7e/82fd7e584487cdca81e97c643be220e5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 05, 2017, 03:18:10 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/avY79q/aN7n1xj7_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 05, 2017, 05:18:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2017, 02:30:12 AM

Do you cuddle that every night when you go to sleep Bob???

Isn't Bob American?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e57MrFOX5kE/T1UdxHltiAI/AAAAAAAABGc/6dzUKdd2Arg/s400/sleep+with+hot+gun.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 05, 2017, 08:12:45 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/flLC5BOkdQpkk/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 05, 2017, 08:28:03 PM

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/128/590x/seal1-437677.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2017, 09:16:26 PM

I made you guys a doctor appointment.

(https://s.storage.akamai.coub.com/get/b40/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/b86ac555767/2fe820f8daa14dec39159/med_1409706731_image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2017, 09:59:14 PM

I don't need to see a Doctor... I'm sane remember?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 06, 2017, 01:01:08 AM

(https://i.reddituploads.com/6d1e0824abc348528b6fb6010fa5fbe9?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=cc44221f3d5805b6c4fe6f5b6a27b770)

Photo taken by A.Lincoln.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 06, 2017, 01:43:32 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/aVlkR0XV_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 06, 2017, 02:49:15 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/MlchdcM.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 06, 2017, 12:37:05 PM

(https://hugelolcdn.com/i/205288.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 06, 2017, 08:17:01 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/MlchdcM.gif)

And the night hung pale upon the lorn mill

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 06, 2017, 09:21:13 PM

(https://orig04.deviantart.net/4bd4/f/2015/020/3/0/no_peaches_by_konargus-d8eayex.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2017, 10:01:01 PM

I disappear for a day and everyone posts weird stuff...

Mmmm...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2017, 12:35:12 AM

Too late.  I just stocked up.


(https://www.cheezwhse.com/prodimages/3313.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 07, 2017, 12:43:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 07, 2017, 12:35:12 AM

Too late.  I just stocked up.


(https://www.cheezwhse.com/prodimages/3313.jpg)

They will be deported by the Dept. of Internal Peaches.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 07, 2017, 02:51:53 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ff460bd1142441323770555019_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2017, 04:11:34 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 07, 2017, 02:51:53 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ff460bd1142441323770555019_700wa_0.gif)

That's me after eating peaches  ;D

Or nuts...so you people are safe ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2017, 10:46:45 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 07, 2017, 02:51:53 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ff460bd1142441323770555019_700wa_0.gif)

Where the f@#$ do you find this s@#$???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 07, 2017, 05:26:51 PM

(https://images.newrepublic.com/0ccd67656f5c741e3e5515062dcf532819893e1c.gif?w=600&q=65&dpi=1&h=329)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2017, 09:59:57 PM

Quote from: yewtree on February 07, 2017, 05:26:51 PM

(https://images.newrepublic.com/0ccd67656f5c741e3e5515062dcf532819893e1c.gif?w=600&q=65&dpi=1&h=329)

And THAT Ladies and Gentlemen is who the american people voted for to run their country...

A Hairpiece that loves to grope woman. Hope you're all proud.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2017, 11:44:19 PM

(https://www.nanrussell.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Not-me.jpg)


And yet that's probably on the least concerning spectrum of things.


This is what happens when they can't come up with anyone better.  I would think there couldn't possibly be as much uproar, but if Clinton was elected there would have been something about the emails and servers for sure, and then who knows what?  More of the same old, same old probably.  Trump is probably the rich idiot who happened to be present when enough people were looking for absolutely anything else different from the same old, same old.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 08, 2017, 01:29:37 AM

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/SKgq0sivhpUC4/200w.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2017, 04:53:53 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48k8g9xFA1r4zr2vo1_r1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2017, 12:46:37 PM

(https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Bird-Attacks-Camera.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2017, 06:20:27 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/m3w9F7u.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/m3w9F7u.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 08, 2017, 08:24:56 PM

(https://i.giphy.com/AAhbathTrTJ1S.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2017, 10:04:57 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 08, 2017, 06:20:27 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/m3w9F7u.gif)

There isn't enough 'awwwwwwws' in the world for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 09, 2017, 01:08:46 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/997d73e1142830914320958849_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 09, 2017, 05:29:39 AM

It's that owls eat mice and regurgitate what doesn't get digested that's gross.  And they probably eat bugs.

If they really clean and ate something like cotton candy.... There's not much bad about them then. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 09, 2017, 11:54:18 AM

(https://i.redd.it/r9frbry3fqey.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 09, 2017, 12:40:45 PM

*potoo stops in to say hi
(https://i.imgur.com/dPfc1SJ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2017, 03:04:37 PM

Damn... not so cute...

Back to the cute owls...

(https://i.imgur.com/m3w9F7u.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2017, 12:24:03 AM

All right.  Here's a cute one.

(https://i.imgur.com/ykWXoyv.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ykWXoyv.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2017, 12:25:57 AM

Bonus owl.

(https://i.reddituploads.com/4851bf4b8d754bdbaee68bf0481e3bce?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=70e75659f66056188b1645fd57c9cb0d)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2017, 04:57:54 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 10, 2017, 12:24:03 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ykWXoyv.gif)

SO WANT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 10, 2017, 05:08:17 AM

Small things are so cute, aren't they?
(https://pulpbits.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/small-black-beetle-like-bug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2017, 11:50:06 AM

(https://empireonline.media/jpg/50/0/0/640/480/aspectfit/0/0/0/0/0/0/l/uploaded/newprometheus61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 10, 2017, 12:31:35 PM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/YgDrAKjcKz77G/200w.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 10, 2017, 05:51:04 PM

(https://rs460.pbsrc.com/albums/qq328/jayesh_jg/mail.gif~c200)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 10, 2017, 08:40:55 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/DqM2J9tokKqt2/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2017, 10:47:51 PM

(https://petslady.com/sites/default/files/inline-images/Incredible-Eye-Macros-caterpillar1-490x367.img_assist_custom.jpg)

Meh - Owl still wins.

Quote from: Bob on February 10, 2017, 12:24:03 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ykWXoyv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 11, 2017, 12:40:30 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/LSFbi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 11, 2017, 12:57:50 AM

I have won the thread!  The gods are showing this with the eclipse going on.   That proves I won the thread.

(https://childofbrighid.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/moon-worship3.png)


Guess there's no reason for anyone else to post now.  You might upset the gods.   ::)  If anything bad happens to you from now on, you'll only have yourself to blame if you post on the thread now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2017, 09:26:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 11, 2017, 12:57:50 AM

Guess there's no reason for anyone else to post now.  You might upset the gods.   ::)  If anything bad happens to you from now on, you'll only have yourself to blame if you post on the thread now.

Well, for the sake of science, I thought I'd put that theory to the test.





[6 seconds in and nothing has gone wrong...]





[4 hours and 17 minutes and still nothing has gone wrong...]





(https://img07.deviantart.net/4930/i/2012/337/8/1/error_404___god_not_found_by_arisxris-d5mwvvs.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 11, 2017, 01:42:36 PM

Gairieukdwowkamznxhduwlalanzhucuvjrnemamlzodijebebdudufndmw.
(https://comediva.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/WalrusGIF2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 11, 2017, 05:43:02 PM

Oops.  Typo in my baby walrus search.   ::)

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/51f87ff0e4b0cdf15da4952e/t/55abf784e4b03f43f2a705fd/1437333381250/sweet+potato+waffles+baby+toddler+-+babyfoode)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2017, 11:14:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 11, 2017, 05:43:02 PM

Oops.  Typo in my baby walrus search.   ::)

(https://s1.lonestarpercussion.com/resize/images/product-image/Adams-XCHV-40.jpg)

Same here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 12, 2017, 02:20:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2017, 11:14:56 PM

(https://s1.lonestarpercussion.com/resize/images/product-image/Adams-XCHV-40.jpg)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/dc2ddd91141684511430751044_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 12, 2017, 03:17:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 11, 2017, 12:57:50 AM

Guess there's no reason for anyone else to post now.  You might upset the gods.   ::)  If anything bad happens to you from now on, you'll only have yourself to blame if you post on the thread now.

Or maybe I am a god...just messing around with you guys. Could end the thread anytime but enjoy watching you people desperately trying to win when you have no change. That's what us gods do when bored. Unless we want to start a war or something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2017, 05:45:00 AM

Quote from: outin on February 12, 2017, 03:17:08 AM

Could end the thread anytime but enjoy watching you people desperately trying to win when you have no change.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dREgR77HKGY/VP8UTIhccwI/AAAAAAAAbVU/Tj3B3GL_OW0/s1600/Grammar%2BDay2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 12, 2017, 08:15:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2017, 05:45:00 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dREgR77HKGY/VP8UTIhccwI/AAAAAAAAbVU/Tj3B3GL_OW0/s1600/Grammar%2BDay2.jpg)

Something you didn't know I guess...and don't tell anyone, but even gods have little chance against a smartphone that's constantly guessing what they want to say...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 12, 2017, 03:16:50 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/e647cf8b51c7381c6cd45bb723219834/tumblr_mq9iq6PFEH1qa68j2o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2017, 09:56:07 PM

Quote from: outin on February 12, 2017, 08:15:12 AM

Something you didn't know I guess...and don't tell anyone, but even gods have little chance against a smartphone that's constantly guessing what they want to say...

What would a so-called God need with a smartphone...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 13, 2017, 01:45:47 AM

Or...

(https://images.onesite.com/community.beliefnet.com/user/utilyan/b26cfa1b8f993cb46d0b32b2edc7561d.jpg?v=57000)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 13, 2017, 02:19:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2017, 09:56:07 PM

What would a so-called God need with a smartphone...?

How do you think the Gods live? Sit on a cloud and play harp? Play with thunder on our mountain? That's so old fashioned...It's much more fun to let the humans invent all sorts of gadgets for us to play with :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 13, 2017, 09:16:27 AM

Taking gymnastics  to a different level.   :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2017, 10:59:19 AM

Quote from: yewtree on February 13, 2017, 09:16:27 AM

Taking gymnastics  to a different level.   :)

Now I'm starting to understand why I've NEVER wanted to travel to Japan...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 13, 2017, 02:12:13 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2017, 10:02:04 PM

Well, that was irrelevant.    ::)

(https://3w6kx9401skz1bup4i1gs9ne.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/telegraph-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 14, 2017, 03:45:35 AM

Just to slap you all out of dreaming of winning this thread ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 14, 2017, 05:00:04 AM

 
Ok, ready for grade 8 now.  :P 


(https://images.says.com/uploads/story_source/source_image/382095/fdbc.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 14, 2017, 05:50:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2017, 10:02:04 PM

Well, that was irrelevant.    ::)

(https://3w6kx9401skz1bup4i1gs9ne.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/telegraph-1.jpg)

Pandas at among the most stupid looking animals in the world... and from what I hear they really ate not that smart... Unlike dolphins which just look stupid.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 14, 2017, 11:42:46 AM

(https://americanlibrariesmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/keep-calm-bah-humbug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 14, 2017, 01:04:36 PM

We concur. It will be allowed
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/7475da3f145686740945231439_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2017, 02:14:04 PM

Quote from: outin on February 14, 2017, 05:50:47 AM

and from what I hear they really ate not that smart...

Oh... the irony.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 14, 2017, 04:11:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2017, 02:14:04 PM

Oh... the irony.

There's a reason I left that uncorrected :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 14, 2017, 06:22:08 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder830/400x/53812830.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2017, 09:54:44 PM

Quote from: outin on February 14, 2017, 04:11:58 PM

There's a reason I left that uncorrected :)

Lack of proper grammar???    ;D

All of you know I'm going to win this thread... you might as well just give up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 14, 2017, 11:41:15 PM

It's good to have dreams.  It gives you no hope.    It gives you hope.   (That was a Freudian typo.)
 

No matter how misguided, pointless, grounded in another reality... You've got hope at least.


*Bob channels Bernhard.*  Completely unrelated -- Have a look here.  8)
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/delusional

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 15, 2017, 01:09:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2017, 09:54:44 PM

Lack of proper grammar???    ;D

I thought you'd appreciate the irony..

Anyway, you cannot win against gods and the gods are on my side. Sorry, life just isn't fair.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 15, 2017, 03:34:30 AM

Well, hey... Looks like Michael Finney is on your side too.   ::)  You've got gods... and Michael Finney.  Can't lose that way I guess.

(https://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/kgo/images/cms/119415_1280x720.jpg)

*Bob is kind of glad Michael Finney isn't on his side.*  8)

I hope that's not a new age magnetic bracelet.  I searched a little.  The guy's on the news from what I can tell.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2017, 08:58:52 AM

I have no idea who he is... nor care who he is.

He still won't help you win though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 15, 2017, 01:18:09 PM

Realizing key win strategy...

*when you are only one left, you win.
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/71e26c34141771426771106459_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 15, 2017, 01:18:09 PM

Realizing key win strategy...

THAT... says it all. Video not working... not much of a strategy.

Keep trying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 16, 2017, 03:16:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2017, 10:10:08 PM

THAT... says it all. Video not working... not much of a strategy.

Keep trying.

you waited too long so it was a forced removal of the video. You snooze you lose...
btw here it is again
 https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7eb_1487070075

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pianoamatuer on February 16, 2017, 03:46:57 AM

Why trying to get people to be on your side? I think it's clearly obvious that I will remain victorious in the end. It's like trying to add a new letter to the alphabet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2017, 09:41:10 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 16, 2017, 03:16:03 AM

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7eb_1487070075

That's just *** wrong... What a MORON!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 16, 2017, 12:33:15 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/adx3AjRE_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 16, 2017, 12:45:31 PM

I wasn't finding anything good, and I ran out of time.

(https://thechroniclesofmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/JustinSchaeffersBench-300x200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 16, 2017, 12:50:38 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 16, 2017, 12:45:31 PM

I wasn't finding anything good, and I ran out of time.

(https://thechroniclesofmania.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/JustinSchaeffersBench-300x200.jpg)

Here have my extra one
(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/anime-8b.gif)

besides this one i just used still works for me so really dont need it. No sense in letting it go to waste
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/adx3AjRE_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2017, 03:01:37 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 16, 2017, 12:33:15 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/adx3AjRE_700wa_0.gif)

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/3434bd3761a7b349029b4c5891a65d38/tumblr_inline_o1fbbyokl91qz4bc5_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 16, 2017, 11:47:23 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_84--XCXrG7Y/RzZCytI1OgI/AAAAAAAABFw/KFHnx1-kS3w/s400/japan.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2017, 01:57:50 AM

Probably why I've never been there...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 17, 2017, 12:24:07 PM

A waterfowl parade passes through the thread
(https://giant.gfycat.com/ForkedSlushyGopher.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2017, 01:18:33 PM

One stray car and that parade could have ended prematurely...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 17, 2017, 08:31:21 PM

(https://i.giphy.com/ZehNbGN2bcty0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2017, 10:45:31 PM

Which Donald is better:

Well... that's embarrassing. I did have Donald Duck and another moron to spar against each other, but apparently this web-site seems to have a bias against Donald Duck...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 18, 2017, 12:55:35 PM

Take down. 2 points.
(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/668/008/7c0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 18, 2017, 04:45:05 PM

(https://ic.c4assets.com/brands/crocodile-dundee/3bed9aa5-3753-4c39-809e-76e9e0b35a9d.jpg?interpolation=progressive-bicubic&output-quality=90)

"That's not a duck parade...."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 18, 2017, 07:56:24 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 18, 2017, 10:15:57 PM

Quote from: yewtree on February 18, 2017, 07:56:24 PM

.

..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 19, 2017, 12:19:23 AM

 ::)  Fine.


...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2017, 01:54:47 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DDq7P7hsmQc/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 19, 2017, 04:29:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 19, 2017, 12:19:23 AM

::)  Fine.


...

 Sorry, I had to abandon the meme I was going to post. It wouldn't upload.  
No uploading facility here and delete button.   :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 19, 2017, 04:44:10 AM

(https://thebeethovenhub.createaforum.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=34.0;attach=1;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 19, 2017, 05:23:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 19, 2017, 12:19:23 AM

::)  Fine.


...

....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2017, 05:56:52 AM

Quote from: yewtree on February 19, 2017, 04:44:10 AM

Well... they say it's better to be quiet and have people think you're a moron, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 19, 2017, 06:03:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2017, 05:56:52 AM

Well... they say it's better to be quiet and have people think you're a moron, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Oh yes,  a  Mark Twain  quote.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 19, 2017, 01:42:09 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/54/2a/3c/542a3cb0b2926c9f0adb5717af74ddfe.jpg)
Dude kept it real

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2017, 02:10:36 PM

(https://backtothethames.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/the-problem-with-quotes-on-the-internet.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 19, 2017, 02:49:31 PM

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/lincolns-missing-bodyguard-12932069/


Saw something about this recently.  Lincoln's personal guard, one of four hand-picked guards, was incompetent. 

That and if Lincoln's son had agreed to attend the play, his son would have been sitting behind Lincoln, so even if the guard wasn't there, Booth would have had another person in the way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 20, 2017, 12:44:31 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2017, 01:39:19 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 20, 2017, 12:44:31 PM

.

I can't imagine a more useless talent in the entire world... than...

Never mind...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 20, 2017, 02:36:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2017, 01:39:19 PM

I can't imagine a more useless talent in the entire world... than...

Never mind...

(https://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/today-omg-jaw-dropping-reaction-shot-gif-video-2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 20, 2017, 03:33:22 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2017, 09:57:26 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 20, 2017, 02:36:30 PM

(https://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/today-omg-jaw-dropping-reaction-shot-gif-video-2.gif)

I genuinely don't want to know...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 21, 2017, 02:04:54 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/3RwUBbH.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2017, 03:26:29 AM

(https://www.standbyformindcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/nicholas-cage-faceoff.jpg)

Nicolas Cage wins for creepiest person staring...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 21, 2017, 12:27:09 PM

(https://h3-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/assets/kombucha-support-02.gif?v=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 21, 2017, 12:49:27 PM

LessThanAverageMan to the rescue
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/67beef0c142467696007002063_700wa_0.gif)

Back up has arrived!
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/82aa2126142894145301856649_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2017, 01:53:33 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 21, 2017, 12:49:27 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/82aa2126142894145301856649_700wa_0.gif)

It's BAD ENOUGH that they're making another Power Rangers movie... lets not give them any more credit... shall we???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 21, 2017, 02:30:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2017, 01:53:33 PM

It's BAD ENOUGH that they're making another Power Rangers movie... lets not give them any more credit... shall we???

i'm kinda excited about it, but I'm scared that the neccessary element of awesomeness may not survive to the remake, those rad sparks  and flames from they hit and get hit. that makes all the difference. if the movie doesn't have this, it'a an epic failure on the part of the writers. key detail!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/12GHuwUExVfAD6/giphy.gif)
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pVP0uletyXk/Vfg4ztlJhmI/AAAAAAAADLc/qC7pz8nvYE8/s1600/Waited%2BThree%2BEpisodes%2BFor%2BThis.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 21, 2017, 05:03:41 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/Qj9LpzV.gif)





.

I think the shower is  haunted!  

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2017, 09:56:14 PM

Quote from: yewtree on February 21, 2017, 05:03:41 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/Qj9LpzV.gif)

I;m kind of curious why you enjoy seeing Zach Braff in the shower...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 22, 2017, 12:23:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2017, 03:26:29 AM

Nicolas Cage wins for creepiest person staring...

(https://i.imgur.com/4VuDB.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2017, 09:32:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2017, 03:26:29 AM

Nicolas Cage wins for creepiest person staring...

Actually... I changed my mind...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/SqYSzhfMc9QLm/giphy.gif)



He She That thing wins...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 22, 2017, 11:31:24 AM

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/uSXTDFYDWpelW/200_s.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 22, 2017, 11:33:01 AM

(https://www.pyramid-tech.net/images/genmay/demotivators/reaching.jpg)

That was a really, really short win there.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 22, 2017, 11:37:27 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/1byGZp2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 22, 2017, 12:18:17 PM

DOLPHIN BANANA SPIN JUMP!!!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/B2jFqrT1VPw1G/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2017, 09:57:16 PM

Just shows you that the internet is full of weird people...

I haven't had any coffee yet, so it's too early for a well-thought out post from me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 23, 2017, 01:18:18 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/KtPsCn9wjUx1e/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 23, 2017, 07:11:36 AM

(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Supernatural-gif-mouth-open.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2017, 08:48:46 AM

No one does it better than...

(https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Screaming-GIF-3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 23, 2017, 12:03:31 PM

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kW6zh6t0Sac/VaQOoQdWBWI/AAAAAAAAfvA/gQJTF3Lk0YY/s323-p/2015%2B-%2B1)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kW6zh6t0Sac/VaQOoQdWBWI/AAAAAAAAfvA/gQJTF3Lk0YY/s323-p/2015%2B-%2B1

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2017, 01:06:23 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/skun5T25zWc/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 23, 2017, 02:46:59 PM

(https://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/1/c/1c1d5_ORIG-361de_ORIG_samuel_l_jackson_black_snake_moan_stare.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 23, 2017, 02:51:37 PM

(https://bestanimations.com/Careers/Medical/grey-anatomy-doctor-animated-gif-2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 23, 2017, 02:56:53 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t5zm8goh1r3g50to1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2017, 09:56:18 PM

Quote from: outin on February 23, 2017, 02:56:53 PM

(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4t5zm8goh1r3g50to1_500.gif)

If these are the types of 'Childrens' movies, you grew up with Outin - that explains a lot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 24, 2017, 03:58:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2017, 09:56:18 PM

If these are the types of 'Childrens' movies, you grew up with Outin - that explains a lot.

(https://cdn5.viralscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Scary-Kid-520x245.jpg)
Children are sociopaths...Fortunately most of them grow out of it...

But to be fair, the bird was already damaged, so it had to be put out of it's misery.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 24, 2017, 04:08:34 AM

I'm going to step it up a level here.   ::)  I think.

Purcell: Pox On You - Dante Ferrara
(I tried twice.  No luck fixing the link.)


Appears to be real.  Maybe this was mentioned as some brief, "Oh by the way..." in a music history class, but I don't really remember being aware of this before.  Mozart, there was something.  I don't remember a piece or two by Purcell though.
https://catesings.org/2012/11/25/low-humour-in-high-style-once-twice-thrice-i-julia-tryd-purcell/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 24, 2017, 11:25:13 AM

(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16996192_1274175355998729_3075788306112324635_n.jpg?oh=4594447afaec23731154fc4d7d507bc8&oe=59276C02)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 24, 2017, 11:53:02 AM

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/5/5b/Oscar-can.png/revision/latest?cb=20120117061845)(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/c/c3/Oscar-can2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090819003837)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2017, 02:48:56 PM

And why not have a picture of snuffleupagus as well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 24, 2017, 11:32:14 PM

According to my search results that's Mr. Snuffleupagus.



Let's see if I can side by side....

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/9/96/Tumblr-SnuffyDancing.png/revision/latest?cb=20110408171815)(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/9/96/Tumblr-SnuffyDancing.png/revision/latest?cb=20110408171815)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 25, 2017, 03:21:54 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/2e138412142668620694219386_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 25, 2017, 05:48:43 AM

(https://www.allmystery.de/static/upics/3066d4_Itzfridaaay.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2017, 09:32:03 AM

Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 25, 2017, 12:41:27 PM

(https://www.allmystery.de/i/t6afed6_tumblr_lwmh3bZUft1r24lq9o1_500.gif)


This has got to be the most annoying face, ((EVER))!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 25, 2017, 02:04:41 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/U4p6rxQ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/U4p6rxQ.gifv


That doesn't look like something that should be real.  Looks like a muppet or theater character.


Shoebill is anyone's wondering.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoebill

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2017, 02:20:30 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f2/1c/1b/f21c1bd381c020291bfd718d2b78bdd8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 26, 2017, 04:40:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2017, 09:32:03 AM

Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...

I wonder how big it must be to get them all the way down there...I've sent one before by plane and it was far too complicated...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2017, 04:46:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2017, 09:32:03 AM

Well... that is why the catapult was first invented...

Easy disposal of cats...

No of course, we have the woodchipper instead...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 26, 2017, 03:16:16 PM

(https://www.allmystery.de/i/t57163b18e_a91d0a_9ab93f1515da4e0387c88890eadaa74f..jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 26, 2017, 06:51:35 PM

(https://quadrisonico.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/labirintofauno.gif)
https://quadrisonico.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/labirintofauno.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 26, 2017, 08:18:27 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/287d2c0c143011554349669058_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 26, 2017, 08:24:29 PM

(https://i.giphy.com/PMPyp9aEhBC24.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 26, 2017, 08:37:08 PM

(https://www.allmystery.de/i/t50751d_Lustiger-Promi-Olivia-Wilde.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 26, 2017, 09:38:47 PM

I'm.... uh...




Forgot what I was going to post. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2017, 09:57:27 PM

Let's see if I can use this to my advantage... Maybe I can win this thread after all

Hey Bob...

Quote from: yewtree on February 26, 2017, 08:37:08 PM

(https://www.allmystery.de/i/t50751d_Lustiger-Promi-Olivia-Wilde.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 27, 2017, 12:16:58 AM

Ha.

(https://www.netanimations.net/balance-weigh-scales.gif)


It's from a GQ comedy show in England apparently.  ...Five years ago.
https://www.businessinsider.com/in-an-effort-to-shed-her-sexy-image-olivia-wilde-jiggles-her-boobs-for-gq-comedy-issue-2012-3

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2017, 02:20:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2017, 09:57:27 PM

Let's see if I can use this to my advantage... Maybe I can win this thread after all

Maybe I need more examples before I can draw a conclusion...

Hey Bob...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vc3jJzNsTFo/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 27, 2017, 04:02:50 PM

How would you like a robot to take over your driving ?  

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2017, 10:03:32 PM

Yeah... because computer are smart...

Not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2017, 12:11:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2017, 02:20:11 PM

Maybe I need more examples before I can draw a conclusion...

Hey Bob...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vc3jJzNsTFo/maxresdefault.jpg)

Looks a bit... photoshopped.

(https://demandware.edgesuite.net/aabj_prd/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-SBS-SallyBeautySupply/default/dw6ba69bf2/images/large/SBS-200201.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 28, 2017, 02:18:08 AM

(https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Life+hacks_cd4128_6192320.jpg)

If you see sadako coming out of TV, just put another TV for her to crawl into

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2017, 03:47:52 AM

Random wombat.   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/VvrbPBU.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 28, 2017, 04:20:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 28, 2017, 03:47:52 AM

Random wombat.   ::)

Bob has won the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2017, 04:52:38 AM

Quote from: goldentone on February 28, 2017, 04:20:32 AM

Bob has won the thread.

(https://www.wombatprotection.org.au/Suzie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 28, 2017, 06:11:32 AM

Quote from: goldentone on February 28, 2017, 04:20:32 AM

Bob has won the thread.

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2017, 11:29:19 AM

(Hey, my wombat disappeared.  ::) )

Quote from: outin on February 28, 2017, 06:11:32 AM

No.

(https://yankeewombat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/wombat.jpg)

"Yeesh."  (Alla Sean Connery because apparently Australian wombats have Scottish accents.  ::) )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on February 28, 2017, 01:06:48 PM

(https://www.allmystery.de/i/t990523_tumblr_mkyfa5Acy51qkd0oho1_500.gif)

 

I smile when no one is looking. lol!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 28, 2017, 01:09:35 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/YoB1eEFB6FZ1m/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2017, 02:13:14 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 28, 2017, 11:29:19 AM

"Yeesh."  (Alla Sean Connery because apparently Australian wombats have Scottish accents.  ::) )

I can tell you that's bollocks... coming from a fellow Scotsman, who lives in Australia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2017, 11:46:56 PM

Perfect_Pitch is Scottish?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2017, 09:36:09 AM

Damn right... couldn't you tell by my use of correct spelling, and flawless grammar???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 01, 2017, 12:31:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2017, 09:36:09 AM

Damn right... couldn't you tell by my use of correct spelling, and flawless grammar???

(Alla Scottish Sean Connery accent.)


Hm.  Intereshhting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 01, 2017, 01:17:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 28, 2017, 11:46:56 PM

Perfect_Pitch is Scottish?

He is...but is he a wombat?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2017, 02:35:40 PM

Quote from: outin on March 01, 2017, 01:17:48 PM

He is...but is he a wombat?

How many bloody Scottish wombats do you know, that are able to type on a keyboard???

And play piano???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 01, 2017, 03:04:09 PM

I'm a Scot too.   ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 01, 2017, 04:53:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2017, 02:35:40 PM

How many bloody Scottish wombats do you know, that are able to type on a keyboard???

And play piano???

I guess none...but I don't know any Scottish cats either that are able to play piano...yet they obviously exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2017, 09:59:26 PM

How serialism and 20th century music came about...

Quote from: outin on March 01, 2017, 04:53:24 PM

I bet you though, the cat only types 20 wpm... and I bet his spelling is atrocious.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 01, 2017, 11:41:27 PM

All right... Perfect_Pitch, are you in fact a wombat?



The 'wild' pictures definitely had something wombats didn't though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 09:19:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 01, 2017, 11:41:27 PM

All right... Perfect_Pitch, are you in fact a wombat?

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2017, 09:47:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 09:19:44 AM

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

One cannot help wondering why you feel the need to deny it so vehemently...maybe you are a tasmanian devil instead?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 02:46:14 PM

Quote from: outin on March 02, 2017, 09:47:34 AM

One cannot help wondering why you feel the need to deny it so vehemently...maybe you are a tasmanian devil instead?

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Outin... you forgot to take something...

(https://modernsurvivalblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/extra-prescription-meds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2017, 04:40:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 02:46:14 PM

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Outin... you forgot to take something...

Or...

(https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Animated-Cartoons-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Warner-Bros/Looney-Tunes/Taz-Tasmanian-Devil/tasmanian-devil24-33328.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 02, 2017, 05:17:42 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ze6xMPjTJrGx2/giphy.gif)


 :o 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 09:56:44 PM

Quote from: outin on March 02, 2017, 04:40:36 PM

Or...

Or... the first option.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 02, 2017, 11:34:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 09:19:44 AM

No... sorry to disappoint. I'm definitely NOT a wombat.

Hm.  That's exactly what a wombat would say....

(https://static.tumblr.com/ys07vza/23Wlidxrc/fry_squint.jpg)








(https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3267/2867413296_4e083e8280.jpg)


*Bob notices this other wombat, one who is most definitely NOT Perfect_Pitch.... appears to be...

(https://replygif.net/i/380.gif)

...lying.*






And then the grammar nuts will come about whether it's laying or lying.  I don't remember...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2017, 09:41:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 02, 2017, 11:34:01 PM

Hm.  That's exactly what a wombat would say....

I'm pretty sure Wombats can't talk...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 03, 2017, 11:29:59 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LoI9BTpj5Zg/VzI3lcvo8iI/AAAAAAABm9k/_nciZ8adJ3wGKBYJgo6szotMz3tzNjR4ACLcB/s1600/05-funny-gif-202-baby-emu-chick-spaz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 03, 2017, 11:44:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2017, 09:41:01 AM

I'm pretty sure Wombats can't talk...

Yet Perfect_Pitch can type.  We haven't actually heard him talk.  I'd assume he could though.  Which leads to the inevitable question... What the heck are they doing in Australia if they've produced talking/typing wombats? 


*Bob remembers jmenz and the whole fictional "Australia-Land" scenario.*





*Bob begins formulating the idea that jmenz was perhaps an original sentient wombat from the mysterious "Australia-Land" while Perfect_Pitch may be "Version 2.0" released onto the internet.  Perhaps the internet is some kind of controlled release for the new intelligence testing process.  The presence of Perfect_Pitch (ver 2.0) and the absense of jmenz (ver 1.0) suggests whoever is in charge of the whole thing most likely destroyed the original "experiement" (jmenz/ver 1.0).  Or jmenz escaped the experiment.  Or... jmenz mutated into what is now this "Perfect_Pitch" creature.*

(https://edge.alluremedia.com.au/m/g/2016/01/McaqAEX_2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 03, 2017, 09:11:37 PM

(https://i.giphy.com/nilRt0NbKrTC8.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2017, 10:50:02 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 03, 2017, 11:44:43 AM

*Bob begins formulating the idea that jmenz was perhaps an original sentient wombat from the mysterious "Australia-Land" while Perfect_Pitch may be "Version 2.0" released onto the internet.  Perhaps the internet is some kind of controlled release for the new intelligence testing process.  The presence of Perfect_Pitch (ver 2.0) and the absense of jmenz (ver 1.0) suggests whoever is in charge of the whole thing most likely destroyed the original "experiement" (jmenz/ver 1.0).  Or jmenz escaped the experiment.  Or... jmenz mutated into what is now this "Perfect_Pitch" creature.*


*Bob remembers jmenz and the whole fictional "Australia-Land" scenario.*

Apparently I sent this to the wrong person... so I'll try again.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2017, 02:46:14 PM

A Tasmanian devil who can play piano and type??? Where do I start...

Bob... you forgot to take something...

(https://modernsurvivalblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/extra-prescription-meds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 03, 2017, 11:32:27 PM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/352cdbaf9ffb325cc1e7de35a446b53e/tumblr_nks9z9EwU31up2jnio1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 03, 2017, 11:36:35 PM

A new clue... It's something with Perfect_Pitch taking pills.... Maybe that's how he became a wombat or maybe he already was a wombat but pills gave him more intelligence....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 04, 2017, 02:30:09 AM

 ;D Secret underwater attack... with scallops.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/LrCQ4En.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2017, 08:56:25 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 03, 2017, 11:36:35 PM

A new clue... It's something with Perfect_Pitch taking pills.... Maybe that's how he became a wombat or maybe he already was a wombat but pills gave him more intelligence....

Oh, believe me. I don't need pills...

...of ANY kind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2017, 11:47:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2017, 08:56:25 AM

Oh, believe me. I don't need pills...

...of ANY kind.

Just wait ;)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51SdT8m2xHL._AA300_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 04, 2017, 01:38:16 PM

Ooh pils. All mine get back!
(https://rs1321.pbsrc.com/albums/u555/rndm-select/1bbGamx_zpsc51b2d96.gif?w=480&h=480&fit=clip)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 04, 2017, 08:54:39 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 04, 2017, 01:38:16 PM

Ooh pils. All mine get back!
(https://rs1321.pbsrc.com/albums/u555/rndm-select/1bbGamx_zpsc51b2d96.gif?w=480&h=480&fit=clip)

That's a literal lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2017, 01:30:26 AM

I take it then Visitor is worried about HIS prostate???   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 05, 2017, 01:50:07 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26ybwr0GeS7rE42Gc/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2017, 02:37:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 05, 2017, 01:50:07 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26ybwr0GeS7rE42Gc/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

I was going to write that the world is fully of wacky people... some are wacky enough to find dresses, small enough to fit geese...

...and some seem to rant incessantly about Jesus christs return...

The SAD thing is that we share 99.99% of our DNA with these morons.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 05, 2017, 03:09:18 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 05, 2017, 01:50:07 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/26ybwr0GeS7rE42Gc/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

do not be fooled or worried it is just another way to remain near Aurora without being recognized...
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/3d1a252df05b89afd9b50f2f67318a24/tumblr_mtg2sg6MMZ1shue0qo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 05, 2017, 06:27:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2017, 02:37:26 PM

I was going to write that the world is fully of wacky people... some are wacky enough to find dresses, small enough to fit ducks...

...and some seem to rant incessantly about Jesus christs return...

The SAD thing is that we share 99.99% of our DNA with these morons.

Not ducks,  they are white geese.   :D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/jsevSrcpt7Fe/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 05, 2017, 07:05:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2017, 02:37:26 PM

I was going to write that the world is fully of wacky people... some are wacky enough to find dresses, small enough to fit ducks...

...and some seem to rant incessantly about Jesus christs return...

The SAD thing is that we share 99.99% of our DNA with these morons.

I think we share 50% dna similarities with bananas.

https://www.thedodo.com/animals-you-had-no-idea-were-so-closely-related-to-humans-1172946617.html

Looks like mostly ape/monkey lines.   Wow... Check out #8 here.  90%?  Haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 05, 2017, 09:12:22 PM

(https://i.giphy.com/xPUwTULvRm4yQ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 01:37:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 05, 2017, 07:05:19 PM

I think we share 50% dna similarities with bananas.

https://www.thedodo.com/animals-you-had-no-idea-were-so-closely-related-to-humans-1172946617.html

Looks like mostly ape/monkey lines.   Wow... Check out #8 here.  90%?  Haha.

And yet, a wombat wasn't one of them. Oh well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 06, 2017, 02:18:16 AM

(https://media.tenor.co/images/edb1076a263ba99bc611eabf63a593b1/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 02:53:57 AM

I never found Charlie Chaplin to be all that funny...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 06, 2017, 04:46:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 02:53:57 AM

I never found Charlie Chaplin to be all that funny...

Finally something we have in common! I may actually share a little percentage of DNA with peepee!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 09:01:20 AM

Quote from: outin on March 06, 2017, 04:46:17 AM

Finally something we have in common! I may actually share a little percentage of DNA with peepee!

Peepee??? Really? How old are you???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 06, 2017, 09:47:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 02:53:57 AM

I never found Charlie Chaplin to be all that funny...

Same here, I never liked,  C. Chaplin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 06, 2017, 10:25:23 AM

Me neither... Probably because I've never watched it. 

I bet there's a lot on youtube though.  I found some hits there I think when I did a search for that gif.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 06, 2017, 01:21:03 PM

Laurel and Hardy were  the best.   The Marx brothers  mildly  amusing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 06, 2017, 02:52:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 09:01:20 AM

Peepee??? Really? How old are you???

Isn't that what you call yourself?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 06, 2017, 08:46:52 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 06, 2017, 10:25:23 AM

Me neither... Probably because I've never watched it. 

You do have to watch a handful before you discover how great he was.  He's worth giving a chance.  He had close to the greatest fame in history.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 09:54:58 PM

Quote from: outin on March 06, 2017, 02:52:15 PM

Isn't that what you call yourself?

No... just... No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2017, 01:14:04 AM

Hm... What's this?

*Bob finds a microphone on the floor.*


(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/4013850/images/n-MIC-628x314.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2017, 01:37:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2017, 09:54:58 PM

No... just... No.

I guess it's just me then...it kind of suits you  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 07, 2017, 08:33:21 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-S58dwHc-Zes/WLsBBMyXKQI/AAAAAAAADs0/0Zk_VL27aTMdmMkTW5mojyHUp8R7p7LvACLcB/s1600/CAT%2BGIF%2B%25E2%2580%25A2%2BNightmares%2Bafter%2BCatnip%2Boverdose%2BToo%2Bmuch%2Bcatnip%2Bis%2Btoo%2Bmuch.gif)


Cat nightmares  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2017, 10:11:52 AM

*Bob gets lost googling for images of cat nightmares that don't include an actual cat in the pic.*  ::)

Here's one.  Consider that you're positioned underneath these owlettes.  Keep your mouth closed. :-X

(https://i.imgur.com/DoWiipD.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 07, 2017, 12:41:03 PM

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/e19bd7a78bd82aaefc64cfd10cbc91f4/tumblr_nh3ivhx9ob1rs61ydo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2017, 12:46:32 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 07, 2017, 01:14:04 AM

*Bob finds a microphone on the floor.*

(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/4013850/images/n-MIC-628x314.jpg)

I dropped it, after I exclaimed 'Perfect_Pitch for the win... mic drop...'

And won the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 07, 2017, 12:56:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2017, 12:46:32 PM

I dropped it, after I exclaimed 'Perfect_Pitch for the win... mic drop...'

And won the thread.

we thought you were just too tired after your  very vigorous aerobics the blue kinda suits you

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2017, 02:30:10 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 07, 2017, 12:56:57 PM

we thought you were just too tired after your  very vigorous aerobics the blue kinda suits you

I bet this was one of your 'favourite' videos Visitor...

Makes me scared of what else is part of your favourites.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 08, 2017, 01:39:05 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C58lvbpU8AApx_y.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 08, 2017, 01:50:35 AM

(https://www.ballindalloch-press.com/society/societyof18thcgents.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 08, 2017, 02:03:34 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/997e9796145686812088999321_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2017, 01:11:31 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 08, 2017, 02:03:34 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/997e9796145686812088999321_700wa_0.gif)

And we wonder where Schrodinger got the idea from...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 09, 2017, 02:11:58 AM

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-08-2016/GUm6Dz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 09, 2017, 03:42:37 AM

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/coraline/images/c/cd/The_Beldam's_Third_Form.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150521000535)



Poem
O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
Alone and palely loitering?
The sedge has withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.

O what can ail thee, knight-at-arms,
So haggard and so woe-begone?
The squirrel’s granary is full,
And the harvest’s done.

I see a lily on thy brow,
With anguish moist and fever-dew,
And on thy cheeks a fading rose
Fast withereth too.

I met a lady in the meads,
Full beautiful, a fairy’s child;
Her hair was long, her foot was light,
And her eyes were wild.

I made a garland for her head,
And bracelets too, and fragrant zone;
She looked at me as she did love,
And made sweet moan

I set her on my pacing steed,
And nothing else saw all day long,
For sidelong would she bend, and sing
A faery’s song.

She found me roots of relish sweet,
And honey wild, and manna-dew,
And sure in language strange she said—
‘I love thee true’.

She took me to her Elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild, wild eyes
With kisses four.

And there she lullèd me asleep,
And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!—
The latest dream I ever dreamt
On the cold hill side.

I saw pale kings and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci
Hath thee in thrall!’

I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gapèd wide,
And I awoke and found me here,
On the cold hill’s side.

And this is why I sojourn here,
Alone and palely loitering,
Though the sedge is withered from the lake,
And no birds sing.




"La Belle Dame sans Merci" (French for "The Beautiful Lady Without Mercy"[1]) is a ballad written by the English poet John Keats.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Belle_Dame_sans_Merci

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 09, 2017, 04:57:19 AM

I hate poetry...but do like spiders :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2017, 09:02:48 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 09, 2017, 02:11:58 AM

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-08-2016/GUm6Dz.gif)

That CANNOT be a real spider... the f***ing thing has bloody PINCERS (by the looks of it).

I only say that because I'm sure if it was real, then someone who have been standing 10 feet away with a flamethrower, ready to ensure it doesn't reproduce.



[edit] BLOODY HELL, IT IS REAL. Where is a flamethrower when you need it???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 09, 2017, 12:29:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2017, 09:02:48 AM

That CANNOT be a real spider... the f***ing thing has bloody PINCERS (by the looks of it).

I only say that because I'm sure if it was real, then someone who have been standing 10 feet away with a flamethrower, ready to ensure it doesn't reproduce.



[edit] BLOODY HELL, IT IS REAL. Where is a flamethrower when you need it???

those little guys  are unjustly villified, they are pretty much harmless to humans (no venom no stingers etc)
They almost always are likely to run away from you even in the rare event you happen upon one (nocturnal and recluse, they prefer to go about their business eating other insects more worthy of our dislike)
These little dudes ,some/a rare few will only defend themselves when attacked or taunted like the guy in video i think all he got for his efforts was a little pinch and at worst its like a small thorn prick and he had to really try and work at it too in order to get it to do that.
Cool ancient liitle animal/arachnid, hey walk on 6 legs and use those neat w remaining appendages to eat defend etc, not so bad actually, they look more terrifying than they actually are

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/azgPMnz/aDVxV6rl_700wa_0.gif)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2017, 10:03:03 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 09, 2017, 12:29:55 PM

Cool ancient liitle animal/arachnid, hey walk on 6 legs and use those neat w remaining appendages to eat defend etc, not so bad actually, they look more terrifying than they actually are

Maybe so, but in millions of years, those things will be the size of T-rex's and our human descendants will be trying to nuke the little bastards.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 09, 2017, 11:32:38 PM

Use some spider repellent.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Clorox_Bleach_products.jpg/220px-Clorox_Bleach_products.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2017, 05:32:21 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 09, 2017, 11:32:38 PM

Use some spider repellent.

Some people like to think big...

(https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/flamethrower-e1396973685544.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 10, 2017, 10:10:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2017, 05:32:21 AM

Some people like to think big...

(https://dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/flamethrower-e1396973685544.jpg)

I want one of those for the pigeons!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 10, 2017, 10:56:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2017, 10:03:03 PM

Maybe so, but in millions of years, those things will be the size of T-rex's and our human descendants will be trying to nuke the little bastards.

Unless we play it smart and assimilate...
(https://i.imgur.com/ufFa4Yj.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 10, 2017, 12:44:31 PM

^ oh look a cute little house spider
(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/011/392/manlyman.PNG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 10, 2017, 12:55:31 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 10, 2017, 12:44:31 PM

^ oh look a cute little house spider

Well, it's debatable, since spiders are supposed to have 8 legs...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2017, 01:05:25 PM

Quote from: outin on March 10, 2017, 10:56:21 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ufFa4Yj.gif)

I don't believe in a deity... but......

JESUS... F***ING... CHRIST!!!! THAT IS THE STUFF...... OF NIGHTMARES!!!

1) Where the 7th circle of hell did you find that picture...
2) Why the bloody hell would you think it's fine to post it here...
3) SERIOUSLY... Why the bloody hell would you think of posting it here...

That is some weird sh*t man... Seek a psychologist...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 10, 2017, 03:11:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2017, 01:05:25 PM

I don't believe in a deity... but......

JESUS... F***ING... CHRIST!!!! THAT IS THE STUFF...... OF NIGHTMARES!!!

1) Where the 7th circle of hell did you find that picture...
2) Why the bloody hell would you think it's fine to post it here...
3) SERIOUSLY... Why the bloody hell would you think of posting it here...

That is some weird sh*t man... Seek a psychologist...

You don't wonder at all about the genius of the person who actually produced it?

Besides, psychologists are for the sissy stuff...psychiatrists deal with the really cool stuff...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 10, 2017, 09:48:45 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/JycfwuGPmlk3u/source.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2017, 10:40:33 PM

Quote from: outin on March 10, 2017, 03:11:08 PM

Besides, psychologists are for the sissy stuff...psychiatrists deal with the really cool stuff...

No... Psychiatrists just pump you full of drugs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 11, 2017, 03:38:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2017, 10:40:33 PM

No... Psychiatrists just pump you full of drugs.

You wish...
(https://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/electro-chock-therapy-e1408762178517.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2017, 06:15:52 AM

So you get to lie down as well... I'm sure it's not all that bad...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 11, 2017, 07:53:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2017, 06:15:52 AM

So you get to lie down as well... I'm sure it's not all that bad...

Then you might like to try another fancy treatment...
(https://maskofreason.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/lobotomy.jpg?w=400)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 11, 2017, 12:30:28 PM

*Bob steers the thread in a different direction....*


(https://i.imgur.com/hldiOJk.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/hldiOJk.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 11, 2017, 12:34:44 PM

Oops, a big spider just ate Bob's lizard  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/DZRZapD.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2017, 01:07:02 PM

This should take care of that pesty spider...

(https://www.allenedmonds.com/on/demandware.static/-/Library-Sites-AllenEdmondsShared/default/dwec88ada2/images/customPages/model-shoe.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 11, 2017, 01:10:57 PM

(https://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/Spider-Slippers.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 11, 2017, 02:52:46 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/n5yN6Uo.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/n5yN6Uo.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 11, 2017, 04:15:44 PM

DERPHOVEN.  8)

.



(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/57/24/ab/5724ab362081563b988f5f985878d2ed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2017, 02:25:30 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 11, 2017, 01:10:57 PM

(https://imghumour.com/assets/Uploads/Spider-Slippers.jpg)

I'm beginning to suspect (based on the photos you post), that you had to have been the 'weird' kid at school.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 12, 2017, 02:15:48 PM

(https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Cats-reaction-when-his-owner-comes-home.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2017, 04:19:48 PM

(Sorry pp.  ::)  )

(https://i.imgur.com/1vhyHrg.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/1vhyHrg.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2017, 09:55:53 PM

And yet we were doing so well without the cat pictures...

And then Visitor had to ruin it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 13, 2017, 12:44:19 AM

Might as well get this other cat one in too then.... ::) 

(https://i.imgur.com/qecLpkU.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/qecLpkU.gifv


Though these are kittens, not cats....  So technically..... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 13, 2017, 02:48:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 13, 2017, 12:44:19 AM

Though these are kittens, not cats....  So technically..... ::)

Just like these are not humans...
(https://www.rainbowcplaycentre.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/RCity_package_4.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 13, 2017, 08:37:05 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/7ec1a003f4e7918714895bf779f8a8be/tumblr_mt8chdU5px1rl4a6ko1_1280.jpg)

Plenty for these guys to feed on....  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 13, 2017, 11:28:50 AM

* ...the owlettes are interrupted by a train....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2017, 12:25:21 PM

Visitor... your knowledge of the deepest, darkest pits of the internet, where the vile, monstrous most bizarre what...

...is seriously frightening.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 14, 2017, 02:05:45 AM

pp ur scared too easily haha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2017, 10:20:11 AM

Seriously... how the hell do people come across this stuff???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 14, 2017, 12:17:11 PM

(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/c2a3a1ec16d171e03df1e9566b3e0dc2a9ecf799e3fce1d3f389d91fc8bb318d_1.gif)
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/38c235be141825489918142635_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2017, 02:03:20 PM

Given your posts... I've realised, that you'd probably make a great drinking buddy...

One day, I'll have to put that theory to the test.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2017, 02:44:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2017, 10:20:11 AM

Seriously... how the hell do people come across this stuff???

(https://b.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/slideshow_large/slideshow/2014/04/3029902-slide-s-search-factory-crazy-search-infographic-smaller-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2017, 09:58:58 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 13, 2017, 11:28:50 AM

* ...the owlettes are interrupted by a train....

(https://i.imgur.com/P4cDTEV.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 14, 2017, 10:59:22 PM

The video's deleted now.  Now I'll never know...

There should really be something to at least identify something about the video on youtube when it gets removed.

What to post?  Let's see...


(https://i.redd.it/9c0soe38q3ly.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 15, 2017, 03:04:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2017, 02:03:20 PM

Given your posts... I've realised, that you'd probably make a great drinking buddy...

One day, I'll have to put that theory to the test.

just give the signal!
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2f/be/f2/2fbef24696e139330353ee9862f3d2ac.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 15, 2017, 07:55:00 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Zf2dYx8wyeEhi/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2017, 02:01:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 14, 2017, 10:59:22 PM

The video's deleted now.  Now I'll never know...

The Metaphor seemed appropriate. Glad I had an excuse to use it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 15, 2017, 05:48:47 PM

 >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2017, 09:57:57 PM

Quote from: yewtree on March 15, 2017, 05:48:47 PM

>:(

I quote what someone told me once:

"Put a smile on your dial"



In my circumstances though, I'd just gotten my report card, one of which subjects was a 'D', and I really wanted to punch the kids face in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 15, 2017, 10:37:55 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder793/500x/62506793.jpg)


Hm... Sounds a bit ominous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 08:36:14 AM

I must admit, trying to find a good comeback was a little hard, and then I gave in and googled 'grumpy cat'...

Loved this one though - well worth posting...

(https://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/h8uaupbuctsskjzimwgt.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/6d/b8/c56db84eda6474d9839797cd19a5be14.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2017, 09:46:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 08:36:14 AM

I must admit, trying to find a good comeback was a little hard, and then I gave in and googled 'grumpy cat'...

Loved this one though - well worth posting...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c5/6d/b8/c56db84eda6474d9839797cd19a5be14.jpg)

Have to admit, this one really spoke to me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 11:43:14 AM

I'm ready...

(https://www.wellforce-osk.com/big_images/91116_724819f2-d965-43c0-8034-10e917a0eb3d.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2017, 02:04:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 11:43:14 AM

I'm ready...

(https://www.wellforce-osk.com/big_images/91116_724819f2-d965-43c0-8034-10e917a0eb3d.png)

To get hammered? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 02:20:26 PM

Quote from: outin on March 16, 2017, 02:04:59 PM

To get hammered? ;)

I'm Scottish... What do you think...    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2017, 02:34:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 02:20:26 PM

I'm Scottish... What do you think...    ;)

Well then...

(https://www.randomlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Its-Thorsday-Lets-Get-Hammered.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on March 16, 2017, 05:41:03 PM

If at first you don't succeed..........



(https://media.giphy.com/media/11PVuEm7Osdjoc/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 16, 2017, 09:01:56 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JhL0Gpfbvs4Y07K/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2017, 09:55:21 PM

Talking of hammers...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 16, 2017, 10:38:45 PM

And time for a suasagey snack....

Uh oh
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/76/9e/b3/769eb3212683eb4c8137266047113790.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2017, 12:19:03 AM

I don't do this often, but all right.


*Bob gets blocks of cheese for everyone... in the entire forum.* ::)

(https://www.dairyreporter.com/var/plain_site/storage/images/publications/food-beverage-nutrition/dairyreporter.com/regulation-safety/italy-blocks-eu-costa-rica-trade-deal-over-cheese-gi-infringements/8298600-1-eng-GB/Italy-blocks-EU-Costa-Rica-trade-deal-over-cheese-GI-infringements_strict_xxl.jpg)



(I said I "got" them.  I didn't say I bought them.  Eat quickly.)



And it's not that maggot cheese.  That's just gross.  :-X :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 17, 2017, 11:24:58 AM

visitor rewards Bob with a fresh special order custom burger
(https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/MU3LvYSrcR48h3hmiQJNKw--/aD00Mzc7dz02MzA7c209MTthcHBpZD15dGFjaHlvbg--/https://media.zenfs.com/de_DE/News/contentfleet/bei-mcdonalds-sonderling-bestellt-spezial-cheeseburger-102788.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2017, 02:45:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2017, 12:19:03 AM

I don't do this often, but all right.

*Bob gets blocks of cheese for everyone... in the entire forum.* ::)

That's a lot of cheese...

But I'm lactose intolerant. Thanks for the offer though - I'll just keep on winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2017, 04:02:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2017, 02:45:03 PM

That's a lot of cheese...

But I'm lactose intolerant. Thanks for the offer though - I'll just keep on winning this thread.

In that case you should know that most hard cheeses are lactose free...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2017, 06:11:56 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/CAgFA2A.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/CAgFA2A.gifv


This lizard is bored with your lack of win.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2017, 11:13:56 PM

Quote from: outin on March 17, 2017, 04:02:26 PM

In that case you should know that most hard cheeses are lactose free...

Really? Oh well, in that case I'm not lactose intolerant.

I just wanted an excuse to write something... and win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2017, 06:00:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2017, 11:13:56 PM

Really? Oh well, in that case I'm not lactose intolerant.

I just wanted an excuse to write something... and win.

And failed, poor you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 18, 2017, 12:11:54 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2017, 06:11:56 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/CAgFA2A.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/CAgFA2A.gifv


This lizard is bored with your lack of win.  ::)

(https://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/lime-green-iguana-cat-funny-picture.jpeg)
Iguana sorry late, was busy
Iguana thinks that is an odd looking lizard.
Iguana is glad st patrick's day is over
Iguana wins

I

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 18, 2017, 01:10:30 PM

 ;D

(https://www.epicurus.com/beverages/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/greenpussy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 18, 2017, 02:25:34 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 18, 2017, 12:11:54 PM

(https://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/lime-green-iguana-cat-funny-picture.jpeg)

What a gorgeous feline! Thought I had as many as I need, but I want one in that colour!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2017, 02:04:05 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 18, 2017, 12:11:54 PM

(https://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/g/lime-green-iguana-cat-funny-picture.jpeg)
Iguana thinks that is an odd looking lizard.

How on earth do you get a cat to stay still long enough to dye it green???

You can tell it's lost the will to live now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 19, 2017, 04:27:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2017, 02:04:05 AM

How on earth do you get a cat to stay still long enough to dye it green???

You can tell it's lost the will to live now...

It is dyed? What a disappointment...No green little kittens then I guess :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2017, 12:09:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2017, 02:04:05 AM

You can tell it's lost the will to live now...

Speaking of which....

&feature=youtu.be

Actually these two look like they're biding their time.  One day.... when the owner isn't paying attention so much....



There are hundreds of these videos.   I took the time to search out the original birthday party youtube video poster.   ::)

These cats don't quite look happy or tamed.  They look like they're a bit ready to kill.

鄭朵兒
is the youtube channel owner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2017, 01:25:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2017, 12:09:09 PM

Speaking of which....

&feature=youtu.be

Is it possible to get rohypnol for cats??? Looks like it...

(hey, managed to spell it right, first time...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 19, 2017, 01:56:23 PM

Seems they have a custom made pillow as well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2017, 05:14:09 PM

Those poor cats... They seem like they're stripped of being a cat.  And the looks on their faces, the ears, and those tails flipping like that... Looks like they would kill the owner if they could.

*Bob thinks it's odd perfect_pitch knows the exact name and spelling of a date rape drug but says nothing.*  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2017, 09:55:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2017, 05:14:09 PM

*Bob thinks it's odd perfect_pitch knows the exact name and spelling of a date rape drug but says nothing.*  :-X

It's spelt exactly as it sounds... not really that hard...

Ro - hyp - nol...

Plus, I'm really smart.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 20, 2017, 01:14:47 AM

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/010/0/5495058/il_fullxfull.455526963_rcif.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2017, 09:07:13 AM

I don't know if it's the image, but that thing looks so big, it could be used as a suppository.

Which would make it a Back door Chill Pill...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 20, 2017, 11:16:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2017, 02:04:05 AM

How on earth do you get a cat to stay still long enough to dye it green???

You can tell it's lost the will to live now...

No, it no cate
It is fuzzy iguana
Ok
Bye
(https://giflife.com/content/uploads/2016/08/Puppy-escapes.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2017, 11:47:56 AM

.......................and...

Back to Baby owls.

(https://thefw.com/files/2013/03/tumblr_mc9t5oX2e11qkc2l5o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 20, 2017, 12:38:06 PM

owl cuteness overload. i offer this fuzzy baked potato to show gratitude
(https://i.imgur.com/G9hXz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2017, 01:08:43 PM

Hey... I had that for dinner.

Tasted a litte off though... and flossing was a b***h.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2017, 01:12:51 AM

Owls + butter....

(https://blog.etsy.com/en/files/2015/11/BEAUTY-owls.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2017, 08:13:23 AM

All right.  Continued overnight win.  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/0fke6xvr61my.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 21, 2017, 11:33:16 AM

What's goin on meowver here
(https://i.imgur.com/0za1LHz.gif)
Oh not meowuch, just meowlaxing..
(https://i.imgur.com/6wXVAhW.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2017, 11:51:14 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 21, 2017, 11:33:16 AM

meowver

meowuch

meowlaxing

THESE... are not words. I think the English language is already bastardised enough with the latest generation of words...

Phunk
Hangry
Lol

English teachers everywhere must be dying little by little each day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 21, 2017, 12:09:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2017, 11:51:14 AM

THESE... are not words. I think the English language is already bastardised enough with the latest generation of words...

Phunk
Hangry
Lol

English teachers everywhere must be dying little by little each day.

the mew mighty meowrphin moewer rangers opens soon, it looks purrfect, wish could see it right meow
Lel
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/l0ExmW4lfkvT1ScLK/200w.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0EwZuXUA7BZQEsLe/giphy.gif)
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0ExryJ8YvjCWFvQk/giphy.gif)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/LvtzAJJIwZphC/200w.gif)


😺

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on March 21, 2017, 07:45:04 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/fXgKfzV4aaHQI/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2017, 09:57:10 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 21, 2017, 12:09:17 PM

the mew mighty meowrphin moewer rangers opens soon, it looks purrfect, wish could see it right meow

That is so bad, it calls for:

(https://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/ExPacis/infinitefacepalm.jpg)

INFINITE PACEPALM!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2017, 07:53:24 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2017, 02:55:18 PM

A+ for creativity...

D- for timing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2017, 11:41:58 PM

A# Db... Could be a m3, but... doubly diminished 4th?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2017, 08:24:33 AM

Interesting piece... possibly the only piece where a performance could end up with one guy in the hospital from a ricochet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 23, 2017, 11:52:51 PM

Ricochet... rick-o-shaw....


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/de/94/0b/de940b9c1ebc102b4506d78b47d6dd1b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2017, 08:47:02 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 23, 2017, 11:52:51 PM

Ricochet...

Speaking of which...

(https://img.rasset.ie/000a071a-800.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 24, 2017, 11:20:00 AM

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-17-2016/G-TXIy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2017, 11:54:32 AM

Well... that seems clearly relevant...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2017, 12:45:05 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/KA1Kms5.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/KA1Kms5.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 25, 2017, 01:13:36 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 25, 2017, 12:45:05 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/KA1Kms5.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/KA1Kms5.gifv

Candy :)
(https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/752/203/012/ewww.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2017, 01:52:30 AM

Quote from: outin on March 25, 2017, 01:13:36 PM

(https://fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/3004/752/203/012/ewww.jpg)

Lunch  :)
(https://il3.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/10925360/thumb/1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 26, 2017, 03:14:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2017, 01:52:30 AM

Lunch  :)
(https://il3.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/10925360/thumb/1.jpg)

Think I'll pass...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o7nvyXFsyf8/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 26, 2017, 10:51:58 AM

(https://goodvibrationspianoservice.com/files/slider/laurel-and-hardy-piano.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 26, 2017, 12:47:59 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 26, 2017, 10:51:58 AM

(https://goodvibrationspianoservice.com/files/slider/laurel-and-hardy-piano.jpg)

Bob that is a wierd cat


Ok bye

(https://images.boomsbeat.com/data/images/full/481/tumblr_myxt92hgai1s9sszto1_400-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2017, 10:11:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 26, 2017, 10:51:58 AM

(https://goodvibrationspianoservice.com/files/slider/laurel-and-hardy-piano.jpg)

Now the question is, how does it get down???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 27, 2017, 12:36:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2017, 10:11:55 PM

Now the question is, how does it get down???

Like this?  :D

(https://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/673/animated-dance-smiley-image-0062.gif)


Probably around 2:53min in this video, if not sooner.  8) ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 27, 2017, 04:41:36 PM

And I'm still winning...  8)

(https://i.imgur.com/p4I3S1O.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/p4I3S1O.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2017, 09:58:45 PM

To me... they look like big pudgy eels, with flippers and teeth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 27, 2017, 10:27:36 PM

(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/741/861/6b4.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/jquLaz4.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/7T6NoHe.jpg)

(https://www.lifeintheseas.com/images/fbseals208.jpg)



 ::)  I actually laughed most of the time while constructing this post.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2017, 11:34:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 27, 2017, 10:27:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/jquLaz4.png)

He... looks like he has a hangover...

Quote from: Bob on March 27, 2017, 10:27:36 PM

(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/741/861/6b4.jpg)

He... looks like he's about to barf...

Seals ain't cute...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f5/63/da/f563dafbff9b30b24dc7dd4e6f45c918.jpg)

AWWWWWW...    :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 28, 2017, 11:47:14 AM

(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/polls/1032000/1032712_1337472505396_full.jpg?v=1337472442)

(https://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/107500/Christopher-Walkin-as-Gollum--107563.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2017, 01:09:12 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 28, 2017, 11:47:14 AM

(https://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/107500/Christopher-Walkin-as-Gollum--107563.jpg)

And... That's why Napalm was invented.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2017, 07:29:09 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 28, 2017, 11:47:14 AM

(https://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/107500/Christopher-Walkin-as-Gollum--107563.jpg)

(https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/kMpDPoAcRl0HMWX8KylTY1TLnGU=/48x8:690x419/1320x880/filters:focal(307x172:427x292):format(webp)/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53771637/targetjeff_jones_750xx1200_675_0_134.0.jpg)

Jeff Jones,  Uber President

Hopefully there's zero similarities there....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2017, 09:42:06 AM

Quote from: visitor on March 28, 2017, 11:47:14 AM

(https://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/107500/Christopher-Walkin-as-Gollum--107563.jpg)

I'm trying to decide which one is scarier and more frightening...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/ff/05/2aff05f8232d9f136f6216bd3044121a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 29, 2017, 11:57:40 AM

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/f71cbbcee902e98ed555d55a513796b5/tumblr_ncn34hmBEm1s37nz6o3_r1_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2017, 09:58:11 PM

You can make all the faces you want... you still won't win.

(https://i0.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3271/2957757491_d0a0e9d51d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2017, 10:54:39 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder607/48405607.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2017, 01:16:32 PM

Erm.... You're almost close.

You may win the battle...

I will win the war.

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/03/038c5ccf761e3d65fcce9bf3e886dfe0337479c880383388842e6f6b8b0df0b7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 30, 2017, 09:19:06 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Ba5wxXM0ocEYU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2017, 09:55:31 PM

I never got into Anime...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2017, 07:30:13 AM

https://fat.gfycat.com/CompleteLastingFruitbat.webm


That's not a fruit bat at all...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 31, 2017, 11:19:33 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ulE6dbY.jpg)
These cats look wierd

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2017, 04:59:16 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/kcbgixl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2017, 10:49:15 PM

No offense, but there are many animals far more cute than Seals or dogs...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/63/b0/ec63b01ded18b2d70b285efc50d5b86a.jpg)

(https://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz167/Gemsplycer/DaaaWWWWWWWW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 01, 2017, 12:16:58 AM

Yeah... Like horses... and dinosaurs. ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/kNmuYXB.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/kNmuYXB.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2017, 03:18:58 AM

There's no emoticon to show how adorale this thing is...

(https://wallpapercave.com/wp/WYeGlJ3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on April 01, 2017, 03:28:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2017, 03:18:58 AM

There's no emoticon to show how adorale this thing is...

(https://wallpapercave.com/wp/WYeGlJ3.jpg)

 :) +  :D +  :-* +  ;)

I win.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2017, 05:03:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2017, 03:18:58 AM

There's no emoticon to show how adorale this thing is...

Emoticon... singular... not plural.

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/i-m-sorry-but-you-lose.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 01, 2017, 11:23:02 AM

(I gave up searching.   ::)  This is all I came up with.)

(https://image.slidesharecdn.com/doesgreenteahelpyouweight-160114164203/95/does-green-tea-help-you-lose-weight-2-638.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2017, 01:23:58 PM

(https://www.maniacworld.com/most-useless-sign-ever.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 01, 2017, 01:29:31 PM

(https://www.nishto.com/uploads/images/March2017//yb31h-animation.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 01, 2017, 08:20:47 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/i2pYQ1RLaWzrW/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 01:40:05 AM

I had to post this... This could possibly be the worlds worst orchestra...

If I'm ever feeling down - I listen to this and it cheers me right the f@#k up.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 02, 2017, 03:57:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 01:40:05 AM

If I'm ever feeling down - I listen to this and it cheers me right the f@#k up.    ;D

Is there a piano version? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 04:27:24 AM

Don't know... but when those brass instruments sounded like an elephants mating call... I shat myself with laughter.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on April 02, 2017, 04:44:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 01:40:05 AM

I had to post this... This could possibly be the worlds worst orchestra...

If I'm ever feeling down - I listen to this and it cheers me right the f@#k up.    ;D

Not bad.  Interesting arrangement but the brass section needs work imo.  I’ve heard worse though.   ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 09:17:33 AM

Quote from: georgey on April 02, 2017, 04:44:28 AM

Not bad.  Interesting arrangement but the brass section needs work imo.  I’ve heard worse though.   ;)

How could you possibly have heard worse than that??? If Strauss heard that... he'd have an embolysm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 02, 2017, 11:33:56 AM

It's interesting that the percussions doesn't sound so bad in that clip and that the low brass is completely missing.  Strings sound out of tune, more like a horror movie background.

No cymbals or triangle either?



Here they are, the group.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portsmouth_Sinfonia
https://www.portsmouthsinfonia.com

I'm not finding anything about the instrumentation of the group.  Maybe they couldn't get anyone or the instruments.


That website kind of matches the group...  ::)


Funny.
https://classicalmusicreimagined.com/2016/03/15/the-portsmouth-sinfonia/

I really wonder what the instrumentation of the group was though. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 02, 2017, 12:56:14 PM

It is the missing soundtrack to this.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-17-2017/n3IdUa.gif)
Thanks for finding, was having a hard time locating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 09:53:30 PM

I think that video is only funny if you're off your face on drugs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on April 02, 2017, 09:57:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2017, 09:17:33 AM

How could you possibly have heard worse than that??? If Strauss heard that... he'd have an embolysm.

I’m talking about groups that do not play good enough to have musical value and do not play not bad enough to have entertainment value.  This group is entertaining and has special musical value imo.  Brass section still needs work though, perhaps.

Also, I win.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on April 02, 2017, 09:59:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 01, 2017, 12:16:58 AM

Yeah... Like horses... and dinosaurs. ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/kNmuYXB.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/kNmuYXB.gifv

Nice horse, dinosaur and large ball.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 03, 2017, 10:10:38 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/hMCGFPP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 03, 2017, 12:01:51 PM

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/bqgDvFaDxbJLi/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2017, 12:56:09 PM

Quote from: georgey on April 02, 2017, 09:57:30 PM

Also, I win.   ;D

Correction... You lost.

I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2017, 07:30:37 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-DIARynrh-I/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2017, 11:54:52 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/46478710.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 04, 2017, 12:49:32 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/254d86fb145675196966157267_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2017, 04:45:59 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/qK2EwhH.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/qK2EwhH.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2017, 09:55:04 PM

You always love making a splash, don't you Bob???

(I swear - all these bloody gifs are chewing up my internet, taking minutes just to load this damn page...    :P)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 05, 2017, 07:59:03 AM

Those birds don't look like they should real.  They look like a muppet or some kind of alien creature.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2017, 08:04:21 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 05, 2017, 07:59:03 AM

Those birds don't look like they should real. 

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/53db0dfae4b0fef6abe13cd3/t/53e52e35e4b0781694aef39e/1407528507492/high_cost_of_energy)

I think that your grammar has gone the same way as the money in the above picture...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 05, 2017, 10:39:29 PM

(https://www.clownsonrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bee-cartoon.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2017, 09:08:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2017, 04:59:16 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/kcbgixl.jpg)

Wait a minute... how did I not see this...

...and why would anyone want to bl@#dy well molest seals???

What type of sickos does that zoo invite in???



On a semi-related note, the person responsible for creating that sign should be shot for their poor grammar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 07, 2017, 07:34:59 AM

Well.... seal molesters no doubt.   ::)  If they're talking about Navy SEALS... Those must be some pretty bad people.


Or these people....

(https://i.imgur.com/ZzSiVTo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 07, 2017, 11:42:02 AM

Still working on figuring out  what is wrong with this funny looking cat

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5agRoxWYAARARt.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2017, 01:12:25 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 07, 2017, 11:42:02 AM

Still working on figuring out  what is wrong with this funny looking cat

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5agRoxWYAARARt.jpg)

Seems like there's nothing wrong to me... keep staring at it Visitor and you'll see it.

Quote from: Bob on April 07, 2017, 07:34:59 AM

Well.... seal molesters no doubt.   

Is that seriously a thing??? If so, what is WRONG with this world???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 07, 2017, 11:02:55 PM

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/molest

1
:  to annoy, disturb, or persecute especially with hostile intent or injurious effect The zookeeper warned the visitors not to molest the animals.
2
:  to make annoying sexual advances to; especially :  to force physical and usually sexual contact on He was sent to prison for molesting children.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 08, 2017, 04:49:00 AM

Just popped in to say hi...and remind you all that you are only winning in your
(https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-vector-imagination-brain-and-bird-wings-168146441.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2017, 07:32:18 AM

That fact that you keep having to reply to my comments, means I'm winning in my head...

...and in yours.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 08, 2017, 10:00:33 AM

This thread.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/1QkzhTM.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/1QkzhTM.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 09, 2017, 12:35:06 PM

I a slug lel
(https://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/38d04f11c12c9996683e9ab9d6897761/https://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp126/tubagirl091/llamaslug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 09, 2017, 04:39:02 PM

(https://images-gmi-pmc.edge-generalmills.com/2c59163e-f331-49bf-86c8-a032737eb32e.jpg)


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oGpFcHTxjZs/maxresdefault.jpg)



Kind of looks like a llama...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2017, 02:59:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 09, 2017, 04:39:02 PM

(https://images-gmi-pmc.edge-generalmills.com/2c59163e-f331-49bf-86c8-a032737eb32e.jpg)

Kind of looks like a llama...  ::)

Bob needs glasses...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 10, 2017, 07:23:55 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u7BwBzwPhM4/SjVTo-d4LdI/AAAAAAAAC9s/KcN_H_TseXk/s400/frank7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 10, 2017, 07:52:02 AM

Dang... That IS an alpaca...

https://modernfarmer.com/2015/09/difference-between-llama-and-alpaca/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 10, 2017, 11:33:49 AM

Dali Llama agrees

(https://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/dali-llama-time.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2017, 02:12:13 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 10, 2017, 11:33:49 AM

Dali Llama agrees

(https://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/dali-llama-time.jpg)

You mean Dali Alpaca agrees???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 11, 2017, 07:23:20 AM

Now that's a llama.

You can tell by the ears and puffiness of fur.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2017, 08:43:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 11, 2017, 07:23:20 AM

Now that's a llama.

I know... I just thought I would mess with you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 11, 2017, 10:59:46 AM

(https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20140203/4969860/vicuña-o.gif)
The vicuñas decide to leave before they get dragged into this...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2017, 11:49:28 AM

I win...

I'm bored...

I'm tired...





[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 11, 2017, 11:15:38 PM

Why won't those post?   >:(

This is what the tag coding looks like
[     youtube]https://youtu.be/DHHKU4znvo8[/youtube]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2017, 12:23:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 11, 2017, 11:15:38 PM

Why won't those post?   >:(

This is what the tag coding looks like
[     youtube]https://youtu.be/DHHKU4znvo8[/youtube]

Trying to better yourself and utilising the technology at your fingertips???

INTRODUCING... a pictorial demonstration of Bob and Technology...

(https://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/face_plant_skater.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 12, 2017, 12:26:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2017, 12:23:19 AM

Trying to better yourself and utilising the technology at your fingertips???

What's the difference here....?

pp
[    youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHKU4znvo8[/youtube]

Bob
[     youtube]https://youtu.be/DHHKU4znvo8[/youtube]

So it must need youtube.com  and the ?v= thing.  I would swear those aren't always listed though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 12, 2017, 11:53:34 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PYiB_00Mjd8/VW7cYXDtcpI/AAAAAAAAASY/YFjnGilj2JA/s640/gif-indian-movies-tv-723978.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2017, 12:58:17 PM

Meh... The Matrix did it better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 13, 2017, 07:51:41 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/81/5d/4a/815d4aaf85629dca538f37a8d07b6d8a.gif)

"Yahp."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2017, 11:20:32 AM

So can't wait till John Wick 2...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 13, 2017, 11:32:34 AM

Win
(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/102011/1320091440_singham_bollywood_action_scen.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: afarmboysforte on April 13, 2017, 07:47:41 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 12, 2017, 12:26:49 AM

What's the difference here....?

pp
[    youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHKU4znvo8[/youtube]

Bob
[     youtube]https://youtu.be/DHHKU4znvo8[/youtube]

So it must need youtube.com  and the ?v= thing.  I would swear those aren't always listed though.

Pardon my interruption; I don't mean to barge in on this thread. As soon as I'm done I'll not write anything else. But Bob, I had the same problem, but what I had to do was delete the s out of "https" and just say "http". Maybe this will help.
~The Farmboy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 13, 2017, 10:54:37 PM

(https://images.sobadsogood.com/20-completely-absurd-awesome-bollywood-action-movie-scenes/7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 13, 2017, 11:55:44 PM

Quote from: afarmboysforte on April 13, 2017, 07:47:41 PM

Pardon my interruption; I don't mean to barge in on this thread. As soon as I'm done I'll not write anything else. But Bob, I had the same problem, but what I had to do was delete the s out of "https" and just say "http". Maybe this will help.
~The Farmboy

That's what I was doing but it doesn't always work.  And then I left https in and that did actually work sometimes too.  I looked into more at least once and figured out what worked then.  Now I'm going with it having to be youtube.com and the v part at the end.  But I don't think that's always listed on the youtube videos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 14, 2017, 12:01:04 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/53a8d1d17cca43919d782480f527297b/tumblr_olu0xqzqzj1udh5n8o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2017, 12:30:16 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 13, 2017, 10:54:37 PM

(https://images.sobadsogood.com/20-completely-absurd-awesome-bollywood-action-movie-scenes/7.jpg)

Was Gravity taking the day off or something???

And Bruce Willis did it better... and with more panache

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SydzwD1_CdI/U9N00V0TP8I/AAAAAAAAAcs/54vom3JqyxQ/s1600/red-police-car-o.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 14, 2017, 08:00:10 AM

Today Bob learned Panache is a clothing line....  ::)



And then Bob got a mental image of Bob Willis in Panache.   :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2017, 09:10:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 14, 2017, 08:00:10 AM

Today Bob learned Panache is a clothing line....  ::)

Isn't Google fun???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 14, 2017, 12:51:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2017, 09:10:10 AM

Isn't Google fun???

Kiwi kat agrees
(https://i.imgur.com/2cMWCr4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2017, 10:43:04 PM

Cats are the bane of the internet...

In thousands of years when we're all dead and gone... historians are going to think we worshipped them.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 15, 2017, 06:04:14 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 14, 2017, 12:51:26 PM

Kiwi kat agrees
(https://i.imgur.com/2cMWCr4.jpg)

My favorite fruit!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2017, 09:07:24 AM

Yeah, no more cats.   I'll just post this tree instead.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/D6ibSkM.jpg)


 8)

(https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7620/16573941853_7df0107b19_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2017, 11:38:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 15, 2017, 09:07:24 AM

Yeah, no more cats.   I'll just post this tree instead.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/D6ibSkM.jpg)

How dumb do you think I am...    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 15, 2017, 12:23:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2017, 11:38:41 AM

How dumb do you think I am...    >:(

At least it's not the domestic kind...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2017, 07:30:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2017, 11:38:41 AM

How dumb do you think I am...    >:(

About this much.  *Bob holds his hands up.*  ;D


If you'd like a more advanced one....  ::)

(https://cdn.grindtv.com/uploads/2015/07/Leopard.jpeg)

There's a leopard in there.  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2017, 01:20:45 AM

You sure there isn't a Tyrannosaurus rex hiding in there as well???



 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2017, 09:58:52 AM

Happy Easter.  Just about everything in this pic.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2017/04/15/114854/85325503/cevFMxng.jpg)


Maybe there's a leopard in the background.  :P ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 16, 2017, 01:32:17 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ao1dVbg/a1w1YQw4_700wa_0.gif)
Easter sure brings out some odd looking cats

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2017, 11:56:27 PM

1) I think that little hamster on the right is dead, or suffering from an aneurysm...

2) For those who are stuck in the past (I mean the western hemisphere):

(https://aintnogod.com/mysnap/zombie_jesus.jpeg)

(https://i.imgur.com/hf3AKSa.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2017, 02:19:10 AM

I was just thinking how warped kids' minds would be if we traditionally ate rabbit for Easter instead of ham.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 17, 2017, 04:50:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 17, 2017, 02:19:10 AM

I was just thinking how warped kids' minds would be if we traditionally ate rabbit for Easter instead of ham.

You eat ham at easter??

But kids don't get warped that easily though...after all we eat mämmi at easter ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2017, 10:58:08 AM

Yep.  It's traditional.


(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d5/c5/dc/d5c5dcf5ccff28ca038efad9d68a0eb5.jpg)


I was amused.  ::)  And then a little nauseated.  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on April 17, 2017, 04:42:49 PM

(https://www.trendmutti.com/gifdumps/animierterpicdump344/10.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2017, 11:14:28 PM

Quote from: outin on April 17, 2017, 04:50:23 AM

You eat ham at easter??

But kids don't get warped that easily though...after all we eat mämmi at easter ;)

It doesn't sound that bad... what's wrong with Mammi???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 18, 2017, 03:17:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2017, 11:14:28 PM

It doesn't sound that bad... what's wrong with Mammi???

Maybe you should ask mr. Google for a few photos...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2017, 07:40:38 AM

You're right... it looks like someone puked up on a plate, and then coughed all over it...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/M%C3%A4mmi-2.jpg)

Or, it looks like an American Brownie covered with cream...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 18, 2017, 03:46:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2017, 07:40:38 AM

You're right... it looks like someone puked up on a plate, and then coughed all over it...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/M%C3%A4mmi-2.jpg)

Or, it looks like an American Brownie covered with cream...

Congratulations, you found one that looks less like poo...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2017, 11:18:16 PM

Why would you do that??? Now I can never eat Mimma ever again...

At least I still have brownies...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2017, 11:54:19 PM

That was the wrong thing to google. 

(https://jixifox.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/mouth-watering-homer.jpg)


I can even smell them now.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2017, 02:51:45 AM

Brownies was a bad thing to google???

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=brownies&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiuv6Grwa_TAhWJW5QKHagxCf8Q_AUIBigB&biw=2560&bih=1331 (https://www.google.com.au/search?q=brownies&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiuv6Grwa_TAhWJW5QKHagxCf8Q_AUIBigB&biw=2560&bih=1331)

Yep... you're right... I feel fatter just looking at the pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2017, 03:15:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2017, 11:18:16 PM

Why would you do that??? Now I can never eat Mimma ever again...

You ate Mimma? I knew Aussies are crazy but did not know Scots are prone to cannibalism...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2017, 05:44:17 AM

Okay - force of habit... I've never had it, and now never ever will.

I said never again, when I should have said - forever more???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2017, 05:55:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2017, 05:44:17 AM

Okay - force of habit... I've never had it, and now never ever will.

So Mimma is alive and well, glad to hear that!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 19, 2017, 08:30:48 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2017, 10:50:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 19, 2017, 08:30:48 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)

THAT... IS THE GREATEST GIF I have seen in YEARS!!!

AWESOME!!!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 20, 2017, 10:55:20 PM

I did think of you.  I was going to save it but then I'd have to wait for an over the top cute post.


Kind of piano-related....

(https://i.imgur.com/0sJeoN4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2017, 03:14:55 AM

No... not really. Where's the E and F semitones???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2017, 03:17:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2017, 03:14:55 AM

No... not really. Where's the E and F semitones???

One if them escaped :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2017, 06:47:29 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2b/dc/27/2bdc275064ba62ad170fa2e01f9d011e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 21, 2017, 11:29:24 AM

(https://forgifs.com/gallery/d/259454-2/Massage-chair-shock-prank.gif)

Many dinosaurs had long tails, some up to 45 feet long. Scientists think this helped them with balancing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2017, 10:47:49 PM

I'd think of a long and witty comeback...

...but I haven't slept in 24 hours...

...catch me later for said 'smart-alecky remark'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2017, 08:08:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2017, 10:47:49 PM

I'd think of a long and witty comeback...

...but I haven't slept in 24 hours...

...catch me later for said 'smart-alecky remark'.

Just sleep and don't stress about coming back...I will take care of the  winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2017, 06:11:36 PM

Happened to me.  I was coming up with a reply for the massage chair post and fell asleep. 


Dang.... *It dawns on Bob that he's probably older than the others and this will just turn into a giant waiting game.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2017, 07:42:25 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 22, 2017, 06:11:36 PM

Happened to me.  I was coming up with a reply for the massage chair post and fell asleep. 


Dang.... *It dawns on Bob that he's probably older than the others and this will just turn into a giant waiting game.*

I doubt you're older than me, but I will still be awake when you sleep...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2017, 08:07:14 PM

Just took a nap... to prepare for waiting you out on this post?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2017, 08:38:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 22, 2017, 08:07:14 PM

Just took a nap... to prepare for waiting you out on this post?

Keep on waiting!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 22, 2017, 11:01:30 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aVWMGzd/aza2BrJr_700w_0.jpg)

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2017, 12:48:40 AM

Here's a fun one... anyone know what hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of???



(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 23, 2017, 04:10:58 AM

I fear nothing!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2017, 08:08:52 AM

You're afraid of me winning this thread...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/mrnPqGpuInfWM/giphy.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/g5PQToi.gif)





F@#$ me... the horrors you find when you try and google 'Jelly face'

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0e/52/d4/0e52d40b8f8dfc795302c192692e0774.gif)



I MEAN SERIOUSLY... WHAT THE F@#$ is that???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 23, 2017, 12:11:35 PM

(https://americablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ethiopia-stop-lightx.gif)
Bravo avocado

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 23, 2017, 02:18:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2017, 08:08:52 AM

You're afraid of me winning this thread...

No more than ghosts and other things that don't exist...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2017, 12:55:09 AM

Quote from: outin on April 23, 2017, 02:18:04 PM

No more than ghosts and other things that don't exist...

No, but the possibility of me winning this thread does...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 24, 2017, 04:54:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2017, 12:55:09 AM

No, but the possibility of me winning this thread does...

 ;D

Seriously? What planet do you live on?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2017, 07:50:14 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/31/ce/81/31ce81d93d02e843db45914692f1ff86.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2017, 07:59:05 AM

Quote from: outin on April 24, 2017, 04:54:23 AM

Seriously? What planet do you live on?

I think it's called Earth... Let me check Google...

Yeah... apparently I live on Earth.   

@Bob - thought you might get a kick out of that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2017, 12:52:25 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 25, 2017, 01:09:27 AM

Whoop watch your step there, you almost smashes that thread i won
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/ao1dVbg/a1w1ZWzN_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2017, 10:09:15 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 25, 2017, 01:09:27 AM

Whoop watch your step there, you almost smashes that thread i won

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1329536683249_5521957.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2017, 10:52:15 AM

(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/if-your-a-grammar-nazi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 25, 2017, 11:37:36 AM

I no likes grammars ir spelkings
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2017, 09:57:12 PM

I take it you're not very highly...

(https://orig07.deviantart.net/c0f7/f/2008/100/c/9/edumacated_by_mad_but_happy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 26, 2017, 01:01:00 AM

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2017, 01:37:27 PM

Media & Technology does not like you Visitor...

Quote from: visitor on April 25, 2017, 11:37:36 AM

I no likes grammars ir spelkings
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif)

Was THIS your card???

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/43/77/2d43774b96ee4490228422c0b7910f3a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2017, 07:20:49 AM

(https://media.tenor.co/images/f3a08a6b834a36a45794798d499b2e12/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2017, 08:56:35 AM

Well... that was 2 whole days I was the winner.

You guys are starting to fail in your attempts to beat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 28, 2017, 11:45:15 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/77ee65da145648425201982186_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2017, 11:27:04 PM

You wonder what type of weirdo has the time to photoshop that...

There are some very strange people on the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2017, 08:12:19 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2017, 08:43:08 AM

Very amusing...

Probably the only use of a Trombone...   



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2017, 03:42:30 PM

(https://www.mattabout.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/zootopia-trailer-sloth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2017, 04:14:11 PM

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-10-2016/QL8cnQ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2017, 11:18:17 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sCOm0YjBXZw/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2017, 01:03:38 AM

I'm sensing Bob likes Zootopia...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 30, 2017, 07:31:54 PM

That sloth disturbs me a little.  Interesting character/effect in the movie though. 

Zootopia was so-so.  I'm glad I didn't go out of my way to watch it.  It's a "watch it once and never again" kind of movie.

I was going for a delayed, three-part, reaction post thing with that sloth.  That last post is still his reaction to the original post that caused the reaction.  He's that slow.  Yuck yuck yuck.


(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/heh.gif)



 ::)  Also found this one.  What not to do at a urinal.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/stoke.gif)

(Although if you did do this no one should notice because the rule is eyes forward.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2017, 09:58:46 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 30, 2017, 07:31:54 PM

::)  Also found this one.  What not to do at a urinal.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/stoke.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 01, 2017, 10:05:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2017, 09:58:46 PM

Problem?   ;D
#Invalid YouTube Link#

=12s

A stallman is not a real man.


Fixed that for you.  ;D   (Surprised it worked.   ::) Second attempt.  I copied the URL from the address bar and then had to take out the https.)

Although, stall-wise, I'm thinking sitting.  If it's a standing stall, then you get a pass.  But you're left with the noise problem.  It ends up with a loud situation or extreme precision, but if it's not loud then it's implied that you're focusing a lot of attention there... because it's a stall.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2017, 12:14:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 01, 2017, 10:05:02 AM

Problem?   ;D

Yes - YouTube's share function doesn't like forums. I can handle it myself thank you... after all, I'm usually the one fixing your media problems.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 04, 2017, 07:00:18 AM

Whew... I seem to have lost a few days but this post is nearly where I left it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 06, 2017, 06:41:15 PM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/82c28d7d142494899077993029_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2017, 09:07:48 AM

(https://i.redd.it/05ju9cf9v4uy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2017, 11:43:41 AM

Still here...and very much enjoying Bob's last post, even if it did not win.

(https://weirdopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/016.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 07, 2017, 12:40:34 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Vw2uzhE0Bwfks/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2017, 07:36:08 AM

(https://i.redd.it/1wzfcq80evvy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 08, 2017, 03:19:11 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 08, 2017, 10:36:02 PM

(https://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/e9/e98a8683-f2a8-4d40-a782-2069d5f19ddc_300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 09, 2017, 01:37:38 AM

(https://www.awesomelycute.com/gallery/2011/11/awesomely-cute-animals-1147.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2017, 12:05:14 AM

Sleep tight.  8)

(https://i.imgur.com/6EFkI2J.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 10, 2017, 06:20:02 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/GS2ljSjFkSfeM/giphy.gif).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2017, 10:50:31 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/ETW67.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 11, 2017, 08:35:53 AM

If you are holding a hot drink , put it down now!  

https://www.facebook.com/celiomarcos.duarte.50/videos/1170004963146076/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2017, 10:51:25 AM

 :o

(https://static.tumblr.com/0ee21b1cf4ad4b2057305b00cb5f9669/ihh9sai/uUWmr68oc/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_cheese_205_1362800142.jpg)

(https://assets.epicurious.com/photos/568eb0bf7dc604b44b5355ee/2:1/w_1260%2Ch_630/rice.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 11, 2017, 11:49:15 AM

Suddenly a wild pancake appears!

Pancake used dig. It was very effective!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2017, 11:53:24 AM

Well... I regret to inform you all, that now my computer has been fixed...

I have come back to win this thread. You know your attempts to beat me are fruitless, and will simply make my inevitable win - ultimately triumphant.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 11, 2017, 12:14:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2017, 11:53:24 AM

Well... I regret to inform you all, that now my computer has been fixed...

I have come back to win this thread. You know your attempts to beat me are fruitless, and will simply make my inevitable win - ultimately triumphant.

Quote from: Bob on May 10, 2017, 10:50:31 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/ETW67.gif)

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aDjRnO9/aN7BYBjZ_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2017, 12:38:40 PM

(https://www.notforhiremedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/trump-smug-grin-670.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2017, 04:25:44 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ac/01/28/ac0128a40936bfc5c274c734a0608438.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2017, 09:56:07 PM

Quote from: outin on May 11, 2017, 04:25:44 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ac/01/28/ac0128a40936bfc5c274c734a0608438.jpg)

They say beauty must be from within....

...cause that's a WHOLE LOT OF UGLY on the outside.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2017, 10:47:21 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/wqrm5NU.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2017, 12:31:56 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CarXz5pW4AAeJzb.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2017, 11:47:05 PM

A toupee works better...

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Post by: Bob on May 13, 2017, 01:15:16 AM

Careful.... Might be wire tapped in here... You might summon something with talk like that...

(https://lawnn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/SummonsToAppear.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2017, 03:24:24 AM

I'll take my chances... let's see what the Magic 8 ball says...

(https://www.magic8ball.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/The_Magic_8_Ball_Has_All_the_Answers.png)

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Post by: yewtree on May 13, 2017, 12:14:21 PM

Motorbike fail!   :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2017, 01:13:56 AM

Anytime I'm feeling bad... this sure as hell cheers me up.

And somewhere, there surely has to be a conductor with a drinking problem.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 14, 2017, 09:39:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2017, 01:13:56 AM

Anytime I'm feeling bad... this sure as hell cheers me up.

And somewhere, there surely has to be a conductor with a drinking problem.     ;D

OMG, that's enough to wake up the dead!     :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 14, 2017, 12:27:18 PM

:o

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Post by: Bob on May 14, 2017, 12:44:21 PM

(https://theamericanceo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/are-you-guilty-of-been-there-done-that-hiring.jpg)


(https://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/22/mw9tag7m33.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 14, 2017, 12:52:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 14, 2017, 12:44:21 PM

(https://theamericanceo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/are-you-guilty-of-been-there-done-that-hiring.jpg)


(https://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/07/22/mw9tag7m33.jpg)

Quote from: visitor on May 14, 2017, 12:27:18 PM

:o

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Post by: yewtree on May 14, 2017, 02:51:27 PM

(https://www.trendmutti.com/gifdumps/animierterpicdump340/10.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 14, 2017, 03:07:19 PM

Dreadfully irreverent. 

(https://i.imgur.com/gU6t0cX.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2017, 09:57:13 PM

I think the weird thing about a lot of renaissance paintings, is that they paint the babies with almost adult eyes and faces...

...creeps the hell out of me.

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Post by: Bob on May 14, 2017, 10:46:32 PM

I remember there was a reason for that mentioned in an art survey course I took.  I don't remember what it was though.  It could have been something like 'that was just the style,' they only draw people one way for some reason, or something about everyone having an adult face, esp for a religious figure as an infant, because it represents their knowledge or wisdom or something.

(https://i.redd.it/f5v26uxujaxy.jpg)






Here you go.
https://mentalfloss.com/article/66691/why-do-babies-medieval-paintings-look-so-old-and-scary

Babies/children represent Jesus.
Jesus was born perfect so he's painted as an adult because that's what he always was.
So every child in a painting must be painted as an adult too then.
 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2017, 11:07:59 PM

HEY!    YAW!!!!!  ;D

Ya!    Ya!    YAAAAAAWW! YAW!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 15, 2017, 07:00:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 14, 2017, 10:46:32 PM

I remember there was a reason for that mentioned in an art survey course I took.  I don't remember what it was though.  It could have been something like 'that was just the style,' they only draw people one way for some reason, or something about everyone having an adult face, esp for a religious figure as an infant, because it represents their knowledge or wisdom or something.

(https://i.redd.it/f5v26uxujaxy.jpg)






Here you go.
https://mentalfloss.com/article/66691/why-do-babies-medieval-paintings-look-so-old-and-scary

Babies/children represent Jesus.
Jesus was born perfect so he's painted as an adult because that's what he always was.
So every child in a painting must be painted as an adult too then.
 ::)

I think that is correct Bob, the Christ child is always depicted as older and wiser for his years full of wisdom. Here is a painting  of the Christ child  looking world weary and all knowing as if he knows where we are all ultimately heading, like we are all doomed!

(https://crivelli.gardnermuseum.org/artworks/virgin-and-child-circa1490.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 15, 2017, 11:25:44 AM

I always found it funny Christ is often portrayed as white, blond and blue eyed. This would be more accurate:
(https://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/15/51/768x1005/gallery-1450102902-screen-shot-2015-12-14-at-91810-am.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2017, 12:23:57 PM

Quote from: yewtree on May 15, 2017, 07:00:19 AM

(https://crivelli.gardnermuseum.org/artworks/virgin-and-child-circa1490.jpg)

And yet, he looks drunk to me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2017, 10:44:01 PM

Lots of symbolism/code too.  I see apples up there.  And a pear?


*Bob wonders what long, slender, apparently crushed fingers represent.*  Something going in the 'wrong' direction possibly, haha.  Or maybe just the artist's inability to draw hands.



I did read a comment a while ago about what was "in," correct, and just the way they did things or their concept of what things should look like vs. drawing or painting in a photo realistic way.  No photos?  No artists trying to draw or paint and have it look like a photo.  Were they unable?  Even in Realism, you know it's still a painting.  It's not like you look at it and then realize, "Oh, wow, that was actually done with pens?  I thought it was a photograph."

Like this one.  I'm even thinking about double checking that this was actually done with a pen.

(https://lh6.ggpht.com/-JrDLtSmnJjg/UDZtcZoixlI/AAAAAAAAcAU/aC4eSvHDmBg/samuel-silva-7%25255B6%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800)

https://www.amusingplanet.com/2012/08/samuel-silva-incredible-photorealistic.html


I guess you tell on the edges.  The other ones on that page look more drawn than this one.



I think I'm more impressed now... if this was actually hand drawn, without tracing.

(https://printscreen.hu/files/styles/large/public/images/samuel-silva-viana-arts-ballpoint-stylo-2.jpg?itok=jnPp2660)

https://printscreen.hu/cimkek/samuel-silva
Google translate...
"Amazing what Samuel Silva is doing with a dozen colored balls. The nature of the genre also determines the difficulty level, but it does not spend 60 to 70 hours on a single drawing, so that the end result is a photorealistic representation. The creator has some attraction to cats, and of course, for many, this is a bit tedious topic, but let's look at this, since how many people are capable of mimicking this with a ballpoint pen? Worth to see DeviantART's gallery, because there are more interesting and beautiful graphics for the visitor looking for visual stimuli!"


https://vianaarts.deviantart.com
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Silva

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2017, 11:15:05 PM

Found another.

(https://i.imgur.com/z47dLkk.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/z47dLkk.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 17, 2017, 01:15:59 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/47b53ee3d275e29f718fd1114a063a78/tumblr_oo108t313L1tx45yjo1_540.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2017, 07:27:50 AM

(https://ibhuluimcom-a.akamaihd.net/ib.huluim.com/video/60622078?region=US&size=600x400)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2017, 10:38:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 16, 2017, 11:15:05 PM

Found another.

(https://i.imgur.com/z47dLkk.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/z47dLkk.gifv

This is the extent of my drawing skills...

BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS, AND UNRIVALED TALENT!!!!!



(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1724449330/stick_man_by_minimoko94-d2zvfn8.png)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2017, 06:15:14 PM

That is photo realistic... if you take a photo of it after you draw it.  ::)


Meanwhile...

(https://i.imgur.com/BWbNHCX.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/BWbNHCX.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2017, 09:56:42 PM

So some cats are scared of bubbles... This information is MOST useful.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2017, 11:40:51 PM

*Bob thinks of a way to get perfect_pitch removed from the thread.*

https://www.peta.org


(https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4769212.jpg)

"Arrest that man!  He's blowing bubbles at cats in a threatening and aggressive manner.!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2017, 01:14:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 17, 2017, 11:40:51 PM

https://www.peta.org

"Arrest that man!  He's blowing bubbles at cats in a threatening and aggressive manner.!"

Given that the morons at PETA think that animals are not to be eaten (which is ridiculous since Chicken is *** delicious, and no man can go past a steak), I hope you're a Vegan... before you ranting off to PETA about me...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 18, 2017, 05:14:02 PM

He's training young. ::)

(https://schultzphotographic.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/20130426ebd-14.jpg)



And this guy would be some kind of bubble terrorist.

(https://www.dhresource.com/200x200s/f2-albu-g4-M00-1F-E9-rBVaEFc3wMqAExAaAAFtjfK8YuA379.jpg/horn-blowing-bubble-gun-bubble-machine-containing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on May 18, 2017, 08:47:24 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/W8OfQ8S1PXWKY/giphy.gif?response_id=591e08056d47583514573732)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2017, 10:15:28 PM

Pffft... Considering cats can also be distracted with balls of wool...

I don't think we have anything to worry about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2017, 06:33:43 AM

Balls of wool?  That's when you're kind of determined but not really?  You'll follow through but if you don't really feel like it or something gets the way you might not too.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 19, 2017, 10:47:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 19, 2017, 06:33:43 AM

Balls of wool?  That's when you're kind of determined but not really?  You'll follow through but if you don't really feel like it or something gets the way you might not too.  ::)

Is your google broken?

(https://www.slu.se/globalassets/.gamla_strukturen/externwebben/centrumbildningar-projekt/framtidens-djurhalsa/nyhetsbrev/2016-2/reneebage1liten.jpg)

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Post by: yewtree on May 19, 2017, 03:41:43 PM

Gym nuts! 



(https://images.shape.mdpcdn.com/sites/shape.com/files/skyword-image-250823.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2017, 11:17:38 PM

Either Outin was dumb enough to type 'balls of wool' into Google...

...or Google now has a record of Outin typing 'Sheep Genitalia' into their search engines...

...either way - not good.



And seriously Outin???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 20, 2017, 04:32:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2017, 11:17:38 PM

Either Outin was dumb enough to type 'balls of wool' into Google...

...or Google now has a record of Outin typing 'Sheep Genitalia' into their search engines...

Actually that's an alpaca...and the right word is testicle  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 20, 2017, 06:54:46 AM

Testing, testing!  :D




(https://i.imgur.com/7J36reM.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 20, 2017, 07:44:26 AM

There IS definitely something wrong with me...because I found that hilarious  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2017, 08:28:38 AM

Well... I may be winning the thread in terms of last post wins...

...but I also seem to be in the lead about who's the most mature among us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 20, 2017, 12:37:25 PM

And that will be how the thread ends.


(https://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Balls-Of-Steel-18K-Gold-Whiskey-Balls-1.jpg)


I looked them up.  Apparently balls of steel don't get as cold or stay as cold as regular ice so they're not so great.  Ice cubes melt and water things down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2017, 01:30:12 PM

Well... somewhere is a Cyborg grabbing his crotch... and missing his man parts...

...just so this guy can have an ever-so-slightly colder drink without it being diluted.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 20, 2017, 02:26:25 PM

I wonder why you couldn't fill the steel ball with ice and solve both problems.  Cold as ice but no melt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2017, 02:20:25 AM

I doubt the Steel would get cold enough to allow the ice inside to freeze...

Plus - god help the drunken idiot who accidentally swallows them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 21, 2017, 04:37:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2017, 02:20:25 AM

I doubt the Steel would get cold enough to allow the ice inside to freeze...

Plus - god help the drunken idiot who accidentally swallows them.

Right! When the cyborg comes to get them back I'm sure he won't wait for them to come out naturally...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2017, 07:03:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2017, 01:30:12 PM

Well... somewhere is a Cyborg grabbing his crotch... and missing his man parts...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2017, 02:20:25 AM

Plus - god help the drunken idiot who accidentally swallows them.

Quote from: outin on May 21, 2017, 04:37:29 AM

Right! When the cyborg comes to get them back I'm sure he won't wait for them to come out naturally...

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder463/66752463.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 21, 2017, 08:07:29 AM

biscuits are sick.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2017, 11:20:45 AM

Is that a US "cookie" or a something more like a bun or roll?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2017, 01:57:14 PM

I wouldn't know - the Americans can't get anything right.

They can't pronounce 'aluminium'...

They call their trousers 'pants'... and

They elected an orange with a bad toupe as their president.



(FYI, I know President is supposed to be spelt with a capital P, but in Trumps case, I'll make an exception)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 21, 2017, 02:59:10 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 21, 2017, 11:20:45 AM

Is that a US "cookie" or a something more like a bun or roll?

this may be able to clarify:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=13205.0

I provided the orange ice cream once, he likes haagen dazs

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2017, 09:57:10 PM

Quote from: lau on May 21, 2017, 02:59:10 PM

I provided the orange ice cream once, he likes haagen dazs

Why am I not surprised...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2017, 12:40:45 AM

(https://www.cookingmaniac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/buttermilk-biscuit-1.jpg)


(https://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/8.5.15-Rex-Ryan-Will-Eat-Dog-Biscuits-for-Charity2.jpg)



Those are biscuits. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 22, 2017, 04:35:53 AM

pianistimo, mayla, stevie, zheer, Bernhard- I have all of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2017, 06:20:10 AM

(https://strangenotions.com/wp-content/uploads/Crusades.jpg)




Reality.  ::)

(https://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/7b193451-728c-423b-8d34-c63ceca1d653/3b81f847-5381-4d0d-80a4-dda0d21c29b5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 22, 2017, 08:02:39 AM

Does anyone have a deluxe mirror? How has your life benefited from its physical properties?
I have a huge one, so I can inspect all of the crevices of my face and arm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 22, 2017, 12:05:37 PM

(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/c0.103.1073.1073/17881658_1936999339868872_176975927022977024_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTQ5MDc1OTM0ODE0ODc4NjE4Ng%3D%3D.2.c)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2017, 12:07:40 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 22, 2017, 12:40:45 AM

(https://www.cookingmaniac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/buttermilk-biscuit-1.jpg)

That actually looks more like freshly-baked scones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 22, 2017, 01:14:36 PM

(https://www.tbgreats.com/seabiscuit/seabiscuit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 22, 2017, 02:23:09 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Q95tbGyRzCkbC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2017, 09:56:46 PM

The annoyances of having to get up at 5:45am to teach at 7:30am.

Why can't we all win lotto.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 22, 2017, 10:48:34 PM

I haven't worked in 4 months.  Surprised I'm still surviving, actually. I'm thriving.
like the extremophiles on the ocean floor vents. thriving.  Like a pulsating bacterial colony.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 23, 2017, 06:50:40 AM

And then the bubbles returned.


(https://i.imgur.com/ur4duvk.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ur4duvk.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2017, 11:42:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 23, 2017, 06:50:40 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/ur4duvk.gif)

Thought I would give everyone a laugh... don't know if you've ever seen this:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 24, 2017, 03:48:02 AM

fart sonatina. I feel the fart was slightly edited

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on May 24, 2017, 03:58:09 AM

I WON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY, I HAVE BROUGHT AN END TO THIS POINTLESS DEBATE IN THE SENATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 24, 2017, 06:20:31 AM

hi beethovenfan01?
Pretty confused on what debate lies beneath.
michell pfiefer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2017, 11:44:11 AM

Quote from: lau on May 24, 2017, 03:48:02 AM

fart sonatina. I feel the fart was slightly edited

I hate 3 people after watching that idiotic video...

1) The moron who uploaded it...
2) You for suggesting it...
3) Me, for letting curiosity get the better of me...

Quote from: beethovenfan01 on May 24, 2017, 03:58:09 AM

I WON

No, you haven't. You're going to have to try a lot harder than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 24, 2017, 11:55:23 AM

this pitch is just perfection.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 24, 2017, 11:18:13 PM

He's got his own symbol...

(https://www.warnerchappellpm.com/images/library-logos-large/perfect_pitch.png)



*Bob wants his own symbol now....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 25, 2017, 12:03:01 AM

bobbing for apples is so good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2017, 08:14:35 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/b2f873c31842d431e64117c9a490d1ad/tumblr_omi5ofg8Pn1qg39ewo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2017, 08:50:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 24, 2017, 11:18:13 PM

(https://www.warnerchappellpm.com/images/library-logos-large/perfect_pitch.png)

Ooooh... I like that.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 25, 2017, 10:57:50 AM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/10UpDb4p81zJNS/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2017, 11:10:13 AM

Quote from: yewtree on May 25, 2017, 10:57:50 AM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/10UpDb4p81zJNS/giphy.gif)

And people wonder why no one gives a s@#t about Shakespeare anymore.

It's like leetspeak. Hopefully it has died a silent death.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2017, 04:55:06 PM

Haha.... Did Nils actually come through and clean out the fart posts?  ::) I can't find them.

I was just thinking on that.  Assuming that sound clip was true, eventually it was enhanced and there wasn't much extra noise.  So originally was it recorded in a sound-proofed booth?   And then who got to use that microphone right after that?  Ew.


(https://az58332.vo.msecnd.net/e88dd2e9fff747f090c792316c22131c/Images/Products31031-1200x1200-69562.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 25, 2017, 04:59:00 PM

Perfect_Pitch.



Perhaps if you paid more attention to Shakespeare and all that complex language that you don't understand, you might learn in fact that the word  LEET  in fact signified certain types of medieval/manorial court which were called ''Courts Leet''.    


Shakespeare was the most accomplished and dazzling wordsmith in the English language.
Anyone that doubts this is quite simply needs to work on their own language in order to see what their deficiencies are, because for sure and for certain , Shakespeare is the standard.  
  

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2017, 05:22:11 PM

(https://www.vereencenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/getty_rm_photo_of_cold_water_on_burnt_hand.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2017, 10:12:26 PM

My point was that maybe Shakespeare was relevant and that his body or works was probably fascinating to listen to 400 years ago and study...

...but in todays society, it serves absolutely no purpose in teaching 12-year olds about arcane and now unbeknown dialect... as it will just bore them stupid and there's nothing to learn from it anymore.

I never doubted it, I merely stated that it's not worth studying anymore, or at least it's not worth shovelling down the throats of teenagers... who'll just continue to grow up and despise it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2017, 10:53:54 PM

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/ANbD1CCdA3iI8/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2017, 10:48:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 25, 2017, 10:53:54 PM

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/ANbD1CCdA3iI8/giphy.gif)

You're just posting that because you know I'm right...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 26, 2017, 12:01:44 PM

(https://cdn.fireelf.com//Thumbnails/14/70423-1431531194_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2017, 05:03:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2017, 10:48:11 AM

You're just posting that because you know I'm right...    ;D

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/eX4TDuw5z4PrW/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2017, 12:15:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 26, 2017, 05:03:19 PM

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/eX4TDuw5z4PrW/giphy.gif)

I would have taken that seriously... but bunnies can't talk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2017, 10:47:02 AM

No mention about the laugh.  They can't talk of course.... but they can laugh. :P



*Bob has an idea.*1   Let's see how long it takes anyone to notice....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2017, 01:25:48 PM

It's been done before... you do REALISE that???

Quote from: ajspiano on May 18, 2013, 10:01:11 AM

Is Dementia setting in early Bob???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 27, 2017, 01:41:17 PM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnequaledSeveralIndianelephant-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 27, 2017, 10:49:46 PM

(https://scopicimpulse.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/comedy-wildlife-photo-awards-shortlist-57fb453b11c53__880.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2017, 01:39:23 AM

Well... if it is Bob, they say ignorance is bliss.

You enjoy your ignorance...    ;D

I'll enjoy this win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 28, 2017, 08:37:31 AM

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2017/05/27/09/giphy-98.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2017, 12:44:29 PM

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2017, 01:19:52 PM

Is this what making sense looks like?

(https://cdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cook-in-brain-l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2017, 01:29:08 PM

Okay... it looks like we're about to take a step into the very weird part of the internet...

 :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2017, 01:52:20 PM

(https://www.supermanofsteel.com/Pictures/lex-luthor-wrong1.jpg)


And this.

&feature=youtu.be  if it doesn't post.


Still 1.  Still waiting to see how long it will take to sink in.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2017, 05:08:04 PM

Not sure if this means anything more than what it is, but I was amused.


suddenly a bunny on a tank appears
......(\_/)
......( '_')
..../""""""""""""\======░ ▒▓▓█D
/"""""""""""""""""""\
\_@_@_@_@_@ /

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2017, 10:00:42 PM

Bob is genuinely posting stuff from years ago...

Bob is suffering from Dementia and thinks it's 3 years ago.

Poor Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 28, 2017, 11:14:31 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/07/53/2d/07532dfa9a61d2d38ced5e32d9ed6bd3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2017, 08:54:27 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 28, 2017, 11:14:31 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/07/53/2d/07532dfa9a61d2d38ced5e32d9ed6bd3.jpg)

Staring contest starts... Now!!!

(https://resources.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/i/1/3/c/m/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.1i13e6.png/1490213250263.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 29, 2017, 01:51:34 PM

(https://kalinski1970.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/michael-gove-listens-to-a-006.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2017, 09:57:13 PM

Personally, I'm betting on Elmo.

Your guy just looks creepy... like the sort of man who owns a van, with very dark windows...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 30, 2017, 03:33:13 AM

Speaking of vans...

(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/65/48/2a5757d7d1f3a9aec94dafff0221d091.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 30, 2017, 06:37:07 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/The_Lady_in_the_Van_film_poster.jpg)

There's a piano connection too.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3722070/
https://crosseyedpianist.com/2015/10/07/pianist-clare-hammond-appears-in-a-new-alan-bennett-film-adaptation-the-lady-in-the-van/

(https://crosseyedpianist.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/img_0256.jpg)


After the Harry Potter series, McGonagall must have become homeless.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2017, 11:16:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 30, 2017, 06:37:07 AM

After the Harry Potter series, McGonagall must have become homeless.  ::)

With the obscene amount of money she probably got from all the films? I highly doubt it.

You wonder how long some of these actors will continue acting for. Sean Connery hung it up years ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 30, 2017, 11:59:11 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBA71YAV0AAKKIp.jpg)
pika Pika

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2017, 12:33:51 PM

I don't know what very scary web-sites you visit Visitor, but you have some nightmare fuel at your disposal.

That's just wrong...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 30, 2017, 05:35:45 PM

last post wins

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2017, 09:56:17 PM

That's a very interesting signature you have there Lau...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 31, 2017, 11:25:12 AM

For kuh-trey and glory!
(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/hot-dogs.gif?w=748&h=420&crop=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2017, 02:29:30 PM

That's making me hungry...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on May 31, 2017, 02:39:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2017, 09:56:17 PM

That's a very interesting signature you have there Lau...

oh thanks pleasant pitch, I enjoy my signature as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2017, 10:01:02 PM

It's too early for a comment... I need coffee.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 01, 2017, 02:46:14 AM

Enjoy!

(https://ot-foodspotting-production.s3.amazonaws.com/reviews/1212992/thumb_600.jpg?1326474598)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on June 01, 2017, 07:19:06 AM

anyone else as happy as me that in the at least 12 years on pianoroad, the smileys haven't changed. its refreshing. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2017, 08:20:38 AM

I could do with a couple of new ones... They are getting a little stale.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on June 01, 2017, 08:32:44 AM

stale shemale.  I wonder what nils had for dinner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 01, 2017, 10:30:05 AM

Quote from: outin on June 01, 2017, 02:46:14 AM

Enjoy!

(https://ot-foodspotting-production.s3.amazonaws.com/reviews/1212992/thumb_600.jpg?1326474598)

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3pdwik_i-ve-never-seen-a-laughing-owl-until-now-and-it-s-hilarious_fun

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2017, 11:13:42 AM

Which is better...

(https://ot-foodspotting-production.s3.amazonaws.com/reviews/1212992/thumb_600.jpg?1326474598)

V.S.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O9OX4o-gXEw/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 01, 2017, 11:55:21 PM

Quote from: outin on June 01, 2017, 02:46:14 AM

Enjoy!

(https://ot-foodspotting-production.s3.amazonaws.com/reviews/1212992/thumb_600.jpg?1326474598)

(https://img.aws.livestrongcdn.com/ls-article-image-400/cpi.studiod.com/www_livestrong_com/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/148/71/95798381_XS.jpg)



That's also one of the faces you make when you chug the coffee sludge.


Instant coffee + as little water as possible = something that looks similar to this

Tastes bitter as hell but that wakes you up too.


Add it to a water bottle with a cap.  Forget about it for a week at room temperature.  Then chug it.  The bitter taste will have a slight sweetness to it (from whatever chemical process started happening during that week).

Good times at college....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2017, 08:02:46 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 01, 2017, 11:55:21 PM

Good times at college....

Damn Bob... We had a cafe at our University and by hell, I never stooped to instant coffee to get me out of bed...

YYYUUUEECKKK!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2017, 01:11:55 PM

Instant coffee is more efficient than regular coffee.  It's about maximizing liquid volume caffeine content.  Add in mass producing instant coffee sludge production (while reusing plastic water bottles) and you end up with multiple bottles of portable instant coffee sludge for a wake me up (along with strong coffee breath).  Having it turn a little sweet was gross.  I stopped making the water bottles like that after I realized it was fermenting or something throughout the week.  You could also load it up with fake sugar so it was a caffeine, bitter taste, sweet taste hit all at once.    *Bob misses the coffee sludge  :-\ and considers making some more again.*  Maybe I will make some more.  I remember it's relief to be wide awake and alert like that.

Since then I moved on to caffeine pills, but those don't do much of anything anymore.  I have seen you can get pharmaceutical grade caffeine powder off Amazon, but something like a spoonful of that can actually kill you.  I'm surprised they sell it.

*Bob continues pondering making some more....*

(https://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/335861/slide_335861_3385577_free.gif)

That's just inefficient.  Imagine all the liquid you ingest slooshing around and then having to keep taking in that amount once you build up a tolerance to it.


Dang... That's interesting.  I remembered I might actually have some in my kitchen cabinets.  It starated to feel like Christmas morning for a second at the thought of running over and seeing if there some instant coffee in there.

I also remember if you keep reusing the same coffee mug with that sludge that the crusted sludge can start molding after a while.  You either realize that visually or by the taste.  It's bitter bark-tasting sludge.  It's not supposed to have a hint of mold in it, although it would still work.  ::)




Here's what I came to post.

(https://i.imgur.com/lZgQMu6.jpg)





*Bob heads off to the kitchen.*   I know it's still there.... Just waiting... Calling me....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2017, 01:20:33 PM

That was interesting.  The instant coffee wasn't in the cabinet like I thought.  Started to get frantic searching for it.  I know it's there.  I remembered it was in a box of kitchen stuff nearby.  I found it....  A year's-old jar of instant coffee.  The smell is like happiness and relief.  I'm amused that feels like the best thing I've found or that's happened in a while.  

*Bob continues sniffing instant coffee.*  It's a solid chunk of grounds fused together in the bottom of the jar.  I bet it's still usable though....  And I can buy new at the store if I have to.... They'll have it there too....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2017, 03:54:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2017, 01:20:33 PM

*Bob continues sniffing instant coffee.*  It's a solid chunk of grounds fused together in the bottom of the jar.  I bet it's still usable though....  And I can buy new at the store if I have to.... They'll have it there too....

Well... it's clear that Bob has truly lost his sanity... poor Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2017, 06:11:25 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder61/500x/76224061/british-rapper-meme-cant-lose-something-you-never-had.jpg)




https://books.google.com/books?id=dBldXrykXI8C&pg=PT197&lpg=PT197&dq=enemy+thinks+you%27re+crazy+war&source=bl&ots=wFb-0nNMwc&sig=XU8RAJLvb2Pr1kle5ermPtmaiWA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwio66G6oaLUAhUGxoMKHcXSAq8Q6AEINTAE#v=onepage&q=enemy%20thinks%20you're%20crazy%20war&f=false 8) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2017, 02:48:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2017, 06:11:25 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder61/500x/76224061/british-rapper-meme-cant-lose-something-you-never-had.jpg)

Don't worry - I'll have the guys in white coats to your front doorstep very soon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2017, 10:22:10 AM

White coats.... Butchers?  What the heck...?    *Bob notes the subtle strategy of  trying to give everyone a heart attack in the long run, knocking out the competition.*

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/Butchers-starts-selling-meat-in-pounds-and-ounces-after-Britain-votes-Brexit-683451.jpg)


*Bob makes a note to let the local grocery know he's on to them.... "Perfect Pitch talked to you, right?  Don't play dumb with me.   F you butcher.  F you."  Along with squinted eyes and pointing a finger at them.*  ::)


*Bob decides to play along.*


Here, Perfect_Pitch.  Have some fries....

(https://cdn-img.health.com/sites/default/files/styles/small_16_9/public/styles/main/public/to-much-salt-400x400.jpg?itok=rWxbp6VG)

(The extra salt will cause dehydration, making the body run a little harder, and wear out a little faster.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 04, 2017, 11:58:40 AM

https://giphy.com/gifs/fox-eyebleach-juniper-mms8RfVRfHxYY

https://out.reddit.com/t3_5u3b6z?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fjl1j1ZP.gifv&token=AQAAJgQ0WciMC4T-HIqsCTnWtu3kfd1ExtImoCAnn01zw0XigVdo&app_name=mweb2x

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2017, 02:53:55 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 04, 2017, 11:58:40 AM

https://giphy.com/gifs/fox-eyebleach-juniper-mms8RfVRfHxYY

https://out.reddit.com/t3_5u3b6z?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fjl1j1ZP.gifv&token=AQAAJgQ0WciMC4T-HIqsCTnWtu3kfd1ExtImoCAnn01zw0XigVdo&app_name=mweb2x

Embedding fail...

Well done Visitor - you suck at technology.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on June 04, 2017, 06:38:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2017, 10:22:10 AM

White coats.... Butchers?  What the heck...?    *Bob notes the subtle strategy of  trying to give everyone a heart attack in the long run, knocking out the competition.*

(https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/Butchers-starts-selling-meat-in-pounds-and-ounces-after-Britain-votes-Brexit-683451.jpg)


*Bob makes a note to let the local grocery know he's on to them.... "Perfect Pitch talked to you, right?  Don't play dumb with me.   F you butcher.  F you."  Along with squinted eyes and pointing a finger at them.*  ::)


*Bob decides to play along.*


Here, Perfect_Pitch.  Have some fries....

(https://cdn-img.health.com/sites/default/files/styles/small_16_9/public/styles/main/public/to-much-salt-400x400.jpg?itok=rWxbp6VG)

(The extra salt will cause dehydration, making the body run a little harder, and wear out a little faster.)

Would that be Halalalalalalal  Meat?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 05, 2017, 01:59:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2017, 02:53:55 PM

Embedding fail...

Well done Visitor - you suck at technology.    ;D

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/BgBf6pW9qOgQU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2017, 04:38:46 AM

Here's another helpful tip for you Visitor...

(https://i.imgur.com/gKp4lq2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2017, 10:49:15 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder881/500x/59837881/john-candy-walley-world-new-orleans-is-closed-sorry-folks-tashia-broke-the-internet-again.jpg)


Oops.  I missed Tasha in there.  Oh well...  I guess outin's name is Tasha now. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2017, 09:01:07 AM

So that's who I have to blame for YouTube going slow...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 06, 2017, 09:47:11 AM

I have no idea what you people are talking about, but the only things I am going to break are your wins...although might be a bit hard to break something that does not exist... but I like challenges!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2017, 12:43:08 PM

Your sanity may shatter if you think I'm going to let you win outin...

(https://www.brainyquote.com/photos/v/vincelombardi115467.jpg)

I'm sorry, but I think it's rather sad that you think you're going to win...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 06, 2017, 02:44:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2017, 12:43:08 PM

I'm sorry, but I think it's rather sad that you think you're going to win...

I didn't even say that...only that you won't ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on June 06, 2017, 03:32:33 PM

How may people leave a tip to the waiter?




(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/sgR95QyTWR_.fznN5Uuq.g--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NDgwO2g9MjUy/https://media.zenfs.com/en-US/homerun/esquire_269/0300da500cc378a181a4599bf000c3b7)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 06, 2017, 05:23:15 PM

(https://i.redd.it/emlmirybs02z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2017, 09:59:10 PM

Quote from: yewtree on June 06, 2017, 03:32:33 PM

How may people leave a tip to the waiter?

I don't... here in Australia - we pay our workers a fair wage without them having to beg for tips.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 06, 2017, 11:15:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2017, 09:59:10 PM

I don't... here in Australia - we pay our workers a fair wage without them having to beg for tips.

Same here, but I might tip if it's a very cute guy  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2017, 08:39:25 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/LtPc6JP.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/LtPc6JP.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2017, 09:03:23 AM

Quote from: outin on June 06, 2017, 11:15:59 PM

Same here, but I might tip if it's a very cute guy  8)

So, essentially - you only tip the hotties... That doesn't seem like discrimination or favouritism at all...

Quote from: Bob on June 07, 2017, 08:39:25 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/LtPc6JP.gif)

So CUTE!!! I do like owls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2017, 11:57:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2017, 09:03:23 AM

So, essentially - you only tip the hotties... That doesn't seem like discrimination or favouritism at all...

No, it's pure sexism ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2017, 10:00:48 PM

Quote from: outin on June 06, 2017, 11:15:59 PM

Same here, but I might tip if it's a very cute guy  8)

Quote from: outin on June 07, 2017, 11:57:35 AM

...it's pure sexism ;)

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/only-in-AMERICA-lqv5eg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 08, 2017, 01:30:21 AM

(https://galeri13.uludagsozluk.com/617/pikachu_1194126.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 08, 2017, 04:27:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2017, 10:00:48 PM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/only-in-AMERICA-lqv5eg.jpg)

What kind of a person makes fun of other people's misery  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 08, 2017, 09:59:42 AM

I don't think I've seen that before.  CD audio with sync clips from a live show pieced in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2017, 02:24:38 PM

Meh - musicals bore me...

Here's yet another awesome picture of an owl.

(https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/36/27/xd9mef.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 08, 2017, 11:16:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2017, 02:24:38 PM

Meh - musicals bore me...

Here's yet another awesome picture of an owl.

(https://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/36/27/xd9mef.jpg)

(https://images.naldzgraphics.net/2013/02/5-peeking-owl-hi-res-free-wallpaper.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2017, 08:29:16 AM

This owl is miffed that all you're doing is copying me...

(https://idahoptv.org/sciencetrek/topics/owls/images/horned.png)

Not impressed indeed...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 10, 2017, 12:37:17 AM

(https://i.redd.it/6gmda8w8272z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2017, 02:41:21 AM

With a wink like that - I think the owls coming onto the photographer.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 10, 2017, 08:08:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2017, 02:41:21 AM

With a wink like that - I think the owls coming onto the photographer.     ;D

Why not...

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f5/58/8e/f5588ec2ac3ce060090c6ffce35e54ba.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2017, 02:30:39 PM

I'll give you credit Outin - that was a good comeback... and a good comeback picture.

...but you still won't win!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 10, 2017, 05:03:19 PM

Svelte voice too?   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2017, 01:30:36 AM

Yeah... cat's have NOTHING on these cute little buggers.

I think the reign of cats on the internet has COME TO AN END!!!

Everybody embrace the reign of the owls...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 11, 2017, 05:19:14 AM

(https://ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/catowl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2017, 09:17:44 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/btWw5zw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2017, 11:15:19 AM

It's watching you.

(https://i.imgur.com/bL3MAet.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/bL3MAet.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2017, 12:17:28 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2017, 11:15:19 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/bL3MAet.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/bL3MAet.gifv

This

and that at the same time...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 11, 2017, 02:09:21 PM

(https://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2011/october/images/caring_owl_01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2017, 03:35:10 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d7/dc/0f/d7dc0fde758accb6b6974536a0dd5bff.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2017, 09:58:38 PM

Lovely Bob - you should be a poet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2017, 11:02:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2017, 09:58:38 PM

Lovely Bob - you should be a poet...

That would make me... glad?  :P


https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/a/aa/GLaDOS_sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2017, 11:34:42 AM

Damn... it has been a long time since I played that game...

I should have gotten the reference.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 12, 2017, 05:02:58 PM

https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/17/GLaDOS_escape_02_spheredestroy4-06.wav

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2017, 10:02:24 PM

https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/1/12/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a3_end_paradox_explanation04.wav

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 13, 2017, 03:29:05 AM

https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/3/34/GLaDOS_chellgladoswakeup01.wav

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 13, 2017, 04:25:47 PM

I think you two are in the wrong thread, it's not the worst post wins  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2017, 10:02:13 PM

Quote from: outin on June 13, 2017, 04:25:47 PM

I think you two are in the wrong thread, it's not the worst post wins  ::)

Of course not... had that been the case, we would have announced you the winner a long time ago.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 14, 2017, 07:55:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2017, 10:02:13 PM

Of course not... had that been the case, we would have announced you the winner a long time ago.

 ;D

Coming from someone who thinks posting a link that no-one with any sanity will ever click on will end the thread  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2017, 11:10:38 AM

*Bob adds the first quote about sanity he can find....*  ::)


(https://jdstockholm.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/sanity-is-madness-put-to-good-uses-george-santayana.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2017, 11:30:24 AM

Quote from: outin on June 14, 2017, 07:55:17 AM

Coming from someone who thinks posting a link that no-one with any sanity will ever click on will end the thread  ;D

No... I believe persistence on my end and an unwillingness to let anyone beat me will bring this thread to an end...

...with me being the winner.

(https://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0925W_VOICES_PLANNING.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2017, 05:23:23 PM

Nice job on the win.  How many minutes was that?  That's like a... minute win record or something, isn't it?  ;D


(https://i.imgur.com/wx9Rt52.gif)





Dang.... *Bob realizes he's trapped himself with a wall of sarcasm he must now cut through to leave the thread.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2017, 10:03:54 PM

My Post: 7:30pm
Hist post: 1:23am

Yes, that was clearly only a minute...

[Bob apparently is experiencing lost time... possibly from dimentia... Poor Bob)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2017, 10:45:25 PM

I get about 20 min from my post to your post. 


*Bob sics his dog on perfect_pitch.*
https://cdn-e2.streamable.com/video/mp4/erfgr.mp4?token=1498687854_b9fd8dccd0bb23d6e13381801917d9af0dbd40a4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2017, 02:09:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 14, 2017, 10:45:25 PM

https://cdn-e2.streamable.com/video/mp4/erfgr.mp4?token=1498687854_b9fd8dccd0bb23d6e13381801917d9af0dbd40a4

Didn't click - internet too slow...

...too busy winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 15, 2017, 05:16:05 PM

*Bob lets perfect_pitch win a while longer.*










https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/e/ed/GLaDOS_dlc1_leaderboard24.wav

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2017, 10:14:51 PM

[Perfect Pitch steals Bobs win... just because he's a persistent son of a bïtch]

I like breaking rules...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2017, 12:06:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2017, 10:14:51 PM

[because he's a persistent son of a pregnant dog]

This part is true, online or in real life. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 16, 2017, 11:04:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2017, 10:14:51 PM

[Perfect Pitch steals Bobs win... just because he's a persistent son of a pregnant dog]

perfect pitch gets win stolen perfectly right of of hands while talking about how perfect pitch stole the win from Bob
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/44a0f00d145692763539004583_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2017, 12:29:47 PM

You may have taken it, but it will always be MY win.

[Bob's just jealous that I'm going to win this thread]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 17, 2017, 07:07:47 PM

How's all that winning going guys? 

(https://i.imgur.com/kqFjSq6.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/kqFjSq6.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2017, 01:54:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 17, 2017, 07:07:47 PM

How's all that winning going guys?

(https://www.myloveforwords.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/doing-just-fine.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 18, 2017, 12:28:18 PM

They foretold my winning...  ::)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2a/a9/fc/2aa9fc410102a5c9ccc7a53ae23dcc7f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2017, 10:01:32 PM

No offense Bob, but that quote doesn't stipulate that you will in.

It stipulates that everything will be right in the end...

and when (not if) I win, everything will be all right, and it will be the end.



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 21, 2017, 11:58:22 AM

(https://oradeamagazin.ro/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/12622322_863869220397069_3722244362582810652_o.jpg)
Fin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2017, 02:14:21 PM

Or otherwise called - how to develop Tinnitus quickly...

I wonder if they'd let me have the record for most accurate perfect pitch...

Although if they're giving him a record - seems they'll make a record of anything.

I should enter - most wrong notes in a playing of a 20th century piece.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on June 21, 2017, 07:36:17 PM

I refuse to believe that is the best fingering :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 22, 2017, 02:02:46 AM

(https://anonymous.com.pt/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/18839637_1622655971099784_6661121048991235062_o.jpg)
Fin mate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 22, 2017, 06:27:48 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/47/96/fc/4796fc1098854c800b46d68993b1192b--photoshopped-animals-funny-cat-pictures.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2017, 07:37:33 AM

I so want one of these...

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/animal-hybrids-73.jpg)

C'mon scientists... Make this s@#t happen already. How much better would the world be if lakes were filled with these cute little buggers.



Does this technically count as a cat picture???

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/animal-hybrids-482.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 22, 2017, 02:57:27 PM

Cat picture? No way...

(https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/45972f1ef96a5c25cfb6c7109fe8bf71)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2017, 10:16:04 PM

It's vampire cat...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 23, 2017, 12:23:06 AM

Quote from: outin on June 22, 2017, 02:57:27 PM

Cat picture? No way...

(https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/45972f1ef96a5c25cfb6c7109fe8bf71)

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQG0daJUXAoi1nipbGXEQEgmBqa5kwa62tJ1wBPaCF1blQz0f7DA)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 23, 2017, 01:35:43 AM

Word

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2017, 06:55:22 AM

What the heck....?  Gone for a day or so and these creatures start popping up.

*Bob begins eradicating the mutant creatures from the thread.*

(https://impliedsubjectivity.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/aliens1.jpg)


(... Thus setting up a Nazi reference, leading to the final end of the thread....)  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2017, 07:25:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2017, 06:55:22 AM

*Bob begins eradicating the mutant creatures from the thread.*

You need something bigger...

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/animal-jam-clans-1/images/5/50/Cat-T-Rex-Hybrid--107011.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2017, 12:06:08 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2017, 06:55:22 AM

What the heck....?  Gone for a day or so and these creatures start popping up.

Oh, come on. Tell me you wouldn't want one of these as a pet...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2017, 07:37:33 AM

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/animal-hybrids-482.jpg)

LOOK AT IT!!!



Edit: Actually, after a later evaluation - I'd like to declare that cat owners are idiots... after watching...

...THIS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 23, 2017, 09:53:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2017, 12:06:08 PM

Edit: Actually, after a later evaluation - I'd like to declare that cat owners are idiots... after watching...

...THIS!!!

You are so right! As if he didn't have a tongue already  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2017, 11:18:15 PM

I mean seriously - what type of weirdo comes up with this crap???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2017, 11:34:09 PM

Everything's perfectly normal here.   ::)


(https://68.media.tumblr.com/d221acc684d6393a8a88328a9fca4ec1/tumblr_myuar03Emc1s3hp12o1_500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2017, 03:53:42 AM

I guess our forums are tame compared to some of the weird s@#t you hear about in Japan...

No offense to the Japanese...

(actually, some offense, considering they have used panty vending machines and came up with the concept of bukakke)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c2/5e/d3/c25ed3c3579902e608f8e55c7f63d4ff.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2017, 04:56:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2017, 11:18:15 PM

I mean seriously - what type of weirdo comes up with this crap???

This guy?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6135/5968889426_36a829e7cb_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2017, 05:36:27 AM

On a positive note, one of those cats revolted.


"Freedom!"

(https://i.imgur.com/9HHx9Oy.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/9HHx9Oy.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2017, 07:38:11 AM

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2017, 04:56:44 AM

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6135/5968889426_36a829e7cb_b.jpg)

Seriously - where the f@#k do you find this weird crap???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 24, 2017, 11:50:07 AM

(https://img.mp.itc.cn/upload/20170621/6a9fe96b0b2d403fa7bd7b8f6547b026_th.jpg)
As you were.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2017, 12:58:18 PM

You sure you guys are in the right thread?  We wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/ZRdaRMY.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2017, 03:19:15 AM

I'm Scottish... I doubt anything bad will happen to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on June 25, 2017, 04:15:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2017, 03:19:15 AM

I'm Scottish... I doubt anything bad will happen to me.

Is losing bad?  Because I win.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2017, 08:10:34 AM

Quote from: georgey on June 25, 2017, 04:15:39 AM

Is losing bad?  Because I win.  ;D

Not really... You see, by giving you a taste of winning, and then repeatedly taking it away from you - I am slowly but surely diminishing your hopes in ultimately finishing this thread as the last poster...

All I need to do is keep doing it until you realise you can't beat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2017, 09:41:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2017, 08:10:34 AM

All I need to do is keep doing it until you realise you can't beat me.

He can't but I can!

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-dujJk93c64k/Tac4b_jNRfI/AAAAAAAACHI/vDAinC6VSMU/s1600/a%2Bbat.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 25, 2017, 10:38:28 AM

You're all doing a a great job winning!  ::)  :P

=19

(It won't do the time start option here...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 25, 2017, 11:52:25 AM

Win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 25, 2017, 03:07:55 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 25, 2017, 11:52:25 AM

Win

I don't think so...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2017, 10:02:17 PM

Sorry Outin - same goes for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 26, 2017, 04:41:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2017, 10:02:17 PM

Sorry Outin - same goes for you.

Yet I'm back to winning again :)
Ever heard if sisu? You southeners have no chance...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2017, 09:13:23 AM

Quote from: outin on June 26, 2017, 04:41:29 AM

Yet I'm back to winning again :)

And yet it seems to fleeting, doesn't it???

Always in your grasp, and then when you open your hand - it's gone!!!

STOLEN BY ME!!!!!

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_mr_burns_evil_7487.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 26, 2017, 10:51:41 AM

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2017, 12:07:54 PM

If you think that's metaphorical for the fact that we all win...

Guess again. I will win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2017, 11:01:09 PM

Ugh... *Bob regrets eating and then watching creepy, uncanny videos.*   :-X


Back to the owls....

(https://i.imgur.com/JcEpQRd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2017, 12:37:53 PM

Here you go... more owls...

(https://stuffpoint.com/owls/image/267901-owls-owl.jpg)



Why... what did you have to eat... Sushi???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 29, 2017, 11:16:47 AM

Wiiiiioooo
(https://funnypictures4.fjcdn.com/funny_gifs/Gif_74003f_5992301.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2017, 11:56:34 AM

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/2af3447c4f738e1c97cfa2df32af1898/tumblr_nqdn3dfWyY1s6twq0o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2017, 02:48:41 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 29, 2017, 11:16:47 AM

Wiiiiioooo
(https://funnypictures4.fjcdn.com/funny_gifs/Gif_74003f_5992301.gif)

I thought that was very amusing. Good work - keeping me happy.

I'm off to get surgery... I shall come back to win this thread in a couple of days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2017, 02:14:09 AM

Oh yeah?   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/ftFYIQL.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ftFYIQL.gifv


How about that?  Huh? ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 30, 2017, 12:07:36 PM

Perfect pitch, hope recovery is speedy.

Bob quoted the how dow dah girl.

Tis friday here we go...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2017, 08:40:48 AM

Quote from: visitor on June 30, 2017, 12:07:36 PM

Perfect pitch, hope recovery is speedy.

Thanks... I look like a cross between a blowfish and a professional sumo wrestler.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 01, 2017, 12:54:42 PM

 ::)  I almost need a translator or subtitles.  Geez.  Took me a second to realize it's English.  



Found a post with cash me outside and owl but it's not loading.   So you get this owl pic I did find that works.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C48-MZaVMAQ2bYz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2017, 01:59:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 01, 2017, 12:54:42 PM

It IS?!? Are you sure she just doesn't need an exorcism??? Or a bag over the head sealed tightly?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 02, 2017, 06:15:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2017, 01:59:45 AM

Or a bag over the head sealed tightly?

That is a great solution for numerous problems in the world! I guess I'm glad you survived although you probably will be delaying my win a little. Then again, some things are more fun when done slowly...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2017, 08:52:45 AM

Damn these painkillers aren't too bad.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 02, 2017, 09:44:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2017, 08:52:45 AM

Damn these painkillers aren't too bad.    ;D

How about an improvisation then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 02, 2017, 11:43:22 AM

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5148c3d2e4b00086bb8cbc9f/t/58613e6a59cc68360b133117/1482767995370/TFTDS+EP+4)


One of the results when googling painkill improvisation.  Kind of looks like "Dr." Phil too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 02, 2017, 01:36:25 PM

(https://cs6.pikabu.ru/post_img/2017/07/02/6/1498983844297614953.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2017, 12:05:17 AM

Quote from: outin on July 02, 2017, 09:44:56 AM

How about an improvisation then?

Nah... might get the thread deleted.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 03, 2017, 02:55:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2017, 12:05:17 AM

Nah... might get the thread deleted.    ;D

Who wins then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 03, 2017, 11:32:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 01, 2017, 12:54:42 PM

 ::)  I almost need a translator or subtitles.  Geez.  Took me a second to realize it's English.  



Found a post with cash me outside and owl but it's not loading.   So you get this owl pic I did find that works.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C48-MZaVMAQ2bYz.jpg)

Es muy ok, we have help from subtitle hero when we need him. 
Like
Here

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2017, 10:37:17 PM

Quote from: outin on July 03, 2017, 02:55:23 AM

Who wins then?

Check the title of the thread.


(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/841314532907667456/72Ade-q1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2017, 10:43:03 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 03, 2017, 11:32:08 AM

Es muy ok, we have help from subtitle hero when we need him. 
Like
Here

(https://i.imgur.com/It8cz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 04, 2017, 03:39:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 03, 2017, 10:37:17 PM

Check the title of the thread

Let me rephrase it:
How do we know who won?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2017, 08:02:59 AM

Well it would be me.  We could probably get Nils to check but it's just confirming the obvious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2017, 09:00:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 04, 2017, 08:02:59 AM

Well it would be me.  We could probably get Nils to check but it's just confirming the obvious.

Sure... you won...

(keep telling yourself that)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 04, 2017, 12:46:04 PM

Suddenly more wild subtitles appear

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2017, 02:35:11 PM

It's sad that we share DNA with these people...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 04, 2017, 03:33:55 PM

50% DNA shared here too.  ::)

(https://www.organicfacts.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Banana3-1020x765.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2017, 09:33:39 AM

And 100% of the bananas DNA shared with this woman...

https://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/guy-s-girlfriend-cannot-understand-how-the-sun-works

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 05, 2017, 11:38:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2017, 09:33:39 AM

And 100% of the bananas DNA shared with this woman...

https://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/guy-s-girlfriend-cannot-understand-how-the-sun-works

That is very unfair and insulting to bananas! How do you know how smart they are?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2017, 03:03:19 PM

Quote from: outin on July 05, 2017, 11:38:09 AM

That is very unfair and insulting to bananas! How do you know how smart they are?

They're not smart enough to avoid being devoured and blended into milkshakes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2017, 03:11:31 AM

Some kind of combo here.


(https://www.pinkblueindia.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/721x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/k/i/kids-banana-fruit-costumes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2017, 03:42:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 06, 2017, 03:11:31 AM

(https://www.pinkblueindia.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/721x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/k/i/kids-banana-fruit-costumes.jpg)

(https://prismstar.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/facedesk.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2017, 11:38:09 AM

*Bob brings in several types of palms.*  ::)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e4/49/b2/e449b26e8111ef705f1741cf75fb86f7.jpg)


I'm trying to think of some gene developing between people and bananas like the Alien saga has going on.  Instead of aliens, it's bananas.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2017, 02:51:48 PM

Well... when the world starts getting weird,

there's...

(https://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/The-10-Best-Country-Songs-About-Whiskey.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2017, 12:28:15 AM

*But Bob continues the weirdness and releases some echidnas into the thread.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/9hj3wLn.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/9hj3wLn.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 07, 2017, 01:14:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 07, 2017, 12:28:15 AM

*But Bob continues the weirdness and releases some echidnas into the thread.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/9hj3wLn.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/9hj3wLn.gifv

Nice porcupines rodents animals!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2017, 01:25:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 07, 2017, 12:28:15 AM

*But Bob continues the weirdness and releases some echidnas into the thread.*  ::)

I'm in Australia... there's nothing weird about Echidnas here...

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/strange-animals-you-didnt-know/strange-animals-you-didnt-know-7-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 07, 2017, 02:40:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2017, 01:25:28 AM

I'm in Australia... there's nothing weird about Echidnas here...

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/strange-animals-you-didnt-know/strange-animals-you-didnt-know-7-1.jpg)

I thought you said you were Scottish?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 07, 2017, 02:41:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 07, 2017, 12:28:15 AM

*But Bob continues the weirdness and releases some echidnas into the thread.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/9hj3wLn.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/9hj3wLn.gifv

Nice critters varmints.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2017, 08:39:32 AM

Quote from: georgey on July 07, 2017, 02:40:20 AM

I thought you said you were Scottish?  ;D

Scottish born, now living in Australia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2017, 07:42:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2017, 08:39:32 AM

Scottish born, now living in Australia.

Well.... Look what I found.
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-can-t-keep-calm-i-m-scottish-and-australian.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 08, 2017, 08:04:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 08, 2017, 07:42:50 PM

Well.... Look what I found.
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-can-t-keep-calm-i-m-scottish-and-australian.jpg

Still cannot post the actual picture?

(https://www.askideas.com/media/73/You-Loser-Picture.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2017, 11:37:19 PM

I wanted it to be more of a surprise and not have people think I was posting it for myself since I'm neither Scottish nor Australian.



But now you've gone and spoiled it all....  For shame... For shame....

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9UH0JId3P-M/VzdaJjMqIYI/AAAAAAAAStc/p34EFcGshl0jT926XSL6MMSO4w6wgtdQQCLcB/s1600/sorrowful-emoji.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2017, 11:44:54 PM

Now back to the weird....


(https://i.imgur.com/bKfiRSv.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/bKfiRSv.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2017, 01:03:46 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 08, 2017, 07:42:50 PM

Well.... Look what I found.
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/i-can-t-keep-calm-i-m-scottish-and-australian.jpg

I must say Bob - your lack of technological skills is causing you to lose face in this thread...

...may be worth just leaving me to finish this thread.

(and visitor & outin can try in a vain attempt to beat me)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 09, 2017, 01:42:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2017, 01:03:46 AM

I must say Bob - your lack of technological skills is causing you to lose face in this thread...

...may be worth just leaving me to finish this thread.

(and visitor & outin can try in a vain attempt to beat me)

I would like to take this opportunity to defend Bob and to win this contest at the same time.  Bob has provided many fine examples of creatures, animals, critters and varmints, perhaps more than anyone else.  Besides, one does not lose face in this thread by their poor technological skills.  My skills are probably the worst.  They lose face by not posting last here.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 09, 2017, 04:09:35 AM

Losing face really isn't nice, fortunately mine is still at place...

(https://static.flickr.com/58/171612235_973a24b58e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2017, 10:37:06 AM

Quote from: outin on July 09, 2017, 04:09:35 AM

(https://static.flickr.com/58/171612235_973a24b58e.jpg)

That's SO early 2000's... Someone needs to do that with Trump...

Or at least have a Terminator skeleton instead. I'd do it, but I'm s@#t with Photoshop.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 09, 2017, 12:29:42 PM

(https://i.redd.it/h9aq7vexsj8z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2017, 02:33:58 PM

Meh... I'm just going to replace photos like this with smiley equivalents.

(https://image.ibb.co/h59mNv/Works_the_same.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 09, 2017, 05:46:25 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/b3/b9/6db3b93210de140175211a0ff5cd1543--happy-faces-smiley-faces.jpg)

(https://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/smile.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2017, 10:42:31 PM

Looks like someone is getting better at posting pictures...

Well Done Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2017, 07:53:29 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/UpobWd0mSpRfO/giphy.gif)

(Dang.  I can't find the 'lick the finger, sarcastic burn gif I want...)  A hedgehog will have to do...
(https://media.tenor.com/images/9e8782de3e45caa3d35b1b4455494741/tenor.gif)

(https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380410736ra/805829.gif)

(https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/1223/ea0e1b40-6c7b-0133-9ed6-0af7184f89fb.gif?w=740&h=416&fit=max&auto=format)

(https://www.incimages.com/uploaded_files/image/1940x900/getty_467206247_970646970450032_70580.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2017, 08:09:15 AM

(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/dVJNUJlVS6yeyEYhtJIL_Confused%20Mark%20Wahlberg.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Qy9hRuWrKjY2I/giphy.gif)

(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/ZcfqBkqCSoeGmTSftrgo_Confused%20Joey%20Friends.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/R2JueF2gu4Z9u/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2017, 11:03:27 AM

I discovered the next slogan I want printed on a t-shirt, so that I can proudly wear it in this forum.

(https://comicallyquirky.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/sarcasm4.jpg)

And because I'm an evil bastard...

(https://comicallyquirky.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/sarcasm49.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 10, 2017, 12:17:10 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 10, 2017, 08:09:15 AM

(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/dVJNUJlVS6yeyEYhtJIL_Confused%20Mark%20Wahlberg.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Qy9hRuWrKjY2I/giphy.gif)

(https://p.fod4.com/p/media/5c597eb60b/ZcfqBkqCSoeGmTSftrgo_Confused%20Joey%20Friends.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/R2JueF2gu4Z9u/giphy.gif)

(https://oi42.tinypic.com/34fiemo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2017, 01:46:24 PM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder960/500x/55457960/willy-wonka-and-thats-not-creepy-at-all.jpg)

(https://ind5.ccio.co/0G/B4/k1/373bbd24d19f4b10b971531969fa7fc7.jpg)

(https://www.relatably.com/m/img/creepy-animal-memes/that-amp-039-s-not-cute-it-amp-039-s-creepy_o_1294535.jpg)

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/be66f67beb91b032e8302f521f1b2d50/tumblr_inline_nogpv770yJ1qkiwwx_250.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2017, 04:21:55 PM

Not terrifying....
https://zippy.gfycat.com/VengefulRecentDotterel.webm


Spoiler/hint:

(https://i.redd.it/5iqvt7f1ij7z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2017, 12:16:48 AM

I say bring on gene splicing, because damnit - I want a real f@#$ing Pikachu!!!

(Damn, there's not one decent photoshop of a pikachu...)

Well... I think everyone knows what it might look like if it was real.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2017, 02:16:35 AM

Cats, rabbit, bad animation, and then some real weirdos dressed up... I got nothing for a Pikachu, whatever it is exactly.

(https://i.imgur.com/AgxQzHk.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2017, 06:04:05 AM

C'mon Genetic splicing...

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/1/1e/Shadow_mewtwo_base_form_.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2017, 05:08:57 PM

(https://i.redd.it/7o8nuczj0y8z.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2017, 10:53:11 PM

You guys are getting slow.  Even an near-extinct porpoise is beating you.   :P

(https://i.imgur.com/ldNrMea.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2017, 11:44:15 PM

That's okay - I only eat Tuna and Salmon that is Non-ocean friendly, so eventually I'll wipe those porpoises out.

Back to the awwwwwww....   

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2017, 05:08:57 PM

(https://i.redd.it/7o8nuczj0y8z.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2017, 08:16:38 AM

(https://i.redd.it/gdenoqwyzk8z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 12, 2017, 11:45:47 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEd8MExXUAA_UBz.jpg)
Here is your loss prize
 [ Invalid YouTube link ]
Her hair lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2017, 02:33:05 PM

You'd assume that since the bass is strong enough to tussle her hair like that, then it's probably loud enough to deafen her.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2017, 10:11:23 AM

(https://i.redd.it/pyr3fm13bn9z.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2017, 11:40:39 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/N5SoLDk.jpg)


Did you seriously think you ever had a chance at winning this thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2017, 11:54:12 AM

Look who's winnig now!

But don't worry, you'll get something too
(https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/AAEAAQAAAAAAAALZAAAAJGI3M2FkY2ZjLWU2OGMtNDM3MC1iZDI2LWVjOTRmMWIyYWI4NA.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2017, 06:04:49 PM

Defiant goose dance?

(https://i.imgur.com/aWVCfAU.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/aWVCfAU.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2017, 06:23:56 PM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hva1FD9iCx0/Tud6MyRsdLI/AAAAAAAACmE/jscdPRMt_uE/s1600/22112011%2Bgoose%2Bthat%2Blaid.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2017, 07:51:16 PM

Bring it!  :P

(https://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60116/1242143274/mutation.jpg)

(https://www.halleethehomemaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2heads-300x233.jpg)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/31/af/20/31af2030c04a1227017769e69687f29d.jpg)

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Fqm5kICYoxQ/VQ9v2_TDUZI/AAAAAAAADsA/9OoE8xQmBnY/s1600/2-tomia.png)




What?  No... Sorry.  You guys invited for this part.  ::)   I don't care if you can puff up and "look really big."  I said no.  You look as menacing as a slightly burnt marshmallow.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/72/a5/8a/72a58a164ce79f5fe5ee179b7318af84--mandarin-duck-canard-mandarin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2017, 03:47:24 AM

You just couldn't let me win - could you???

(https://cdn5.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/scale_crop_768_433/2014/09/too_good_for_grumpy_cat.jpg)

3 Days I had the win... you guys are starting to lose it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2017, 05:28:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2017, 03:47:24 AM

3 Days I had the win... you guys are starting to lose it.

Just stalking my prey...

(https://petcarefacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cat-stalking-mouse.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2017, 06:58:35 AM

Cat looks like it's barely hanging on... I reckon the prey is outside of your grasp.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2017, 07:48:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2017, 06:58:35 AM

Cat looks like it's barely hanging on... I reckon the prey is outside of your grasp.

Looks are deceiving...especially with cats...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 16, 2017, 10:45:10 AM

Hamster Stampede!
STEVE Kahn - Topic
(This really isn't worth listening to at all.  Not that good.  The hamsters don't even stampede until 2/3's of the way through.)


(https://media.giphy.com/media/11Ss9q3F4zf5VC/giphy.gif)
*Bob hopes no one notices.*  ::)


I thought perfect_pitch didn't like cats.  But he himself posted one?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2017, 12:28:13 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 16, 2017, 10:45:10 AM

[youtube]I thought perfect_pitch didn't like cats.  But he himself posted one?

For the first time ever... I figured the picture of Grumpy Cat would perfectly capture my distaste and loathing of you breaking my Winning streak.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 16, 2017, 01:15:41 PM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1cda157c6d48b0eee87733f36e4675746e484473ea53212aaa638c672ed8e99d.jpg)

(https://www.patspicks.com/images/uploads/miami_streak.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 16, 2017, 03:16:18 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/W3TM6DE.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/W3TM6DE.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2017, 01:41:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 16, 2017, 03:16:18 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/W3TM6DE.gif)

SO FLUFFY!!!

(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/9/97/Zootopia_So_Fluffy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2017, 02:45:12 AM

This owl thinks that image could be interpreted as.... inappropriate.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kszzbkfJ-5Q/hqdefault.jpg)



And here's an owl with a hat.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Cmh4ajUmT8/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2017, 02:55:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 18, 2017, 02:45:12 AM

This owl thinks that image could be interpreted as.... inappropriate.

They love being petted and touched... you know they do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2017, 05:14:19 PM

Well, well, well.... So other ones also have ears.

(https://i.imgur.com/ngtRHwS.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ngtRHwS.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2017, 09:55:19 PM

That's not an owl...

BOOOO, HISSSSS!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2017, 10:47:13 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/41/98/9d4198ed247de121414f56bbd0a64a51--parrot-bird-love-birds.jpg)


(https://www.swiss-miss.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tattly_mike_lowery_boo_who_web_design_01_grande-480x480.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2QQ4FxjNclo/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 19, 2017, 12:24:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 18, 2017, 10:47:13 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9d/41/98/9d4198ed247de121414f56bbd0a64a51--parrot-bird-love-birds.jpg)


(https://www.swiss-miss.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/tattly_mike_lowery_boo_who_web_design_01_grande-480x480.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2QQ4FxjNclo/maxresdefault.jpg)

Ooh we.can post a snek!
*snek is to snakes what doge is to doggos
(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/157/167/88f.gif)

Snek is.cute.

Giant African Trapdoor Nope is.not

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2017, 11:51:47 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 19, 2017, 12:24:20 AM

And that, dear children is what nightmares are made up of... hundreds and hundreds of THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 20, 2017, 10:46:28 AM

(https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder462/500x/39187462/bill-lumbergh-yeah-im-not-clicking-any-of-those.jpg)



Misuse of a meme though I think. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 20, 2017, 11:21:11 AM

(https://pics.me.me/henlo-yes-i-am-a-cute-snek-large-rope-doin-14045616.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2017, 01:16:58 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 19, 2017, 12:24:20 AM

Seriously... it's videos like that, that make me all for wiping out a species of something. Keep the bloody Panda bears, I say, but wipe these little bastards out.

Where's a flamethrower when you need it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 20, 2017, 01:58:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2017, 01:16:58 PM

Seriously... it's videos like that, that make me all for wiping out a species of something. Keep the bloody Panda bears, I say, but wipe these little bastards out.

Where's a flamethrower when you need it?

And in current/recenr events..
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1280052598773076&id=599675266810816&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwrif.com%2F2017%2F07%2F19%2Fterrifying-giant-spider-caught-on-camera-snatching-cricket%2F&_rdr

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 20, 2017, 02:46:28 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 20, 2017, 01:58:06 PM

And in current/recenr events..
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1280052598773076&id=599675266810816&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwrif.com%2F2017%2F07%2F19%2Fterrifying-giant-spider-caught-on-camera-snatching-cricket%2F&_rdr

I am not clicking any links to ars...sorry, facebook. Couldnt you just post a nice picture so that I could see the cute little thing  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 20, 2017, 04:09:14 PM

Quote from: outin on July 20, 2017, 02:46:28 PM

I am not clicking any links to ars...sorry, facebook. Couldnt you just post a nice picture so that I could see the cute little thing  >:(

lol i don't even have a facespace account , it was hyperlinked in a new article from a couple days ago, here's an alternate
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4043070/trap-door-spider-video-giant-arachnid-pouncing-prey-locust/

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2017, 09:59:28 PM

See...

(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/agVMGW1_700b.jpg)

This is the result of lolcats getting out of hand... having every bloody species trying to copy it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 21, 2017, 04:22:11 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 20, 2017, 04:09:14 PM

lol i don't even have a facespace account , it was hyperlinked in a new article from a couple days ago, here's an alternate
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4043070/trap-door-spider-video-giant-arachnid-pouncing-prey-locust/

 8)

What a stupid article...There's nothing scary about that unless you happen to be a locust.

Maybe p_p is one?

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7219/7369436970_f95da2e7a9_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2017, 10:32:48 AM

(https://filmcrithulk.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/david-cronenberg.jpg)

Cronenberg approves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 21, 2017, 02:57:52 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2017, 10:32:48 AM

Cronenberg approves.

Which reminds me...

(https://nextprojection.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shivers_01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2017, 11:11:44 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/FOfkMv99nixgs/giphy.gif)



That's what I get for googling Cronenberg images.  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 22, 2017, 07:57:38 PM

(https://images.zaazu.com/img/Whistling-male-smiley-whistle-smiley-emoticon-000698-huge.png)


*Bob puts of a painting in the thread.*

(https://i.reddituploads.com/4084b7d2648b453e89203708df86c7d8?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3cc9f2bfa8f2045d3baf8e21d33c52cf)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 23, 2017, 05:59:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 22, 2017, 07:57:38 PM

*Bob puts of a painting in the thread.*

I really don't know what to think about that painting... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 23, 2017, 12:58:30 PM

visitor provides the thread relief and gives a brief respite with some much needed disco

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 23, 2017, 03:52:37 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 23, 2017, 12:58:30 PM

visitor provides the thread relief and gives a brief respite with some much needed disco

What a pathetic attempt to imitate the real thing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2017, 10:04:54 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eItVHCRh1DI/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2017, 01:13:00 AM

*Bob feigns not noticing.*

I believe outin had the real disco there.  That other thing wasn't disco at all.




*And the a mouse train ran through the thread.*

(https://i.imgur.com/pyFYHA2.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/pyFYHA2.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2017, 09:09:16 AM

You can feign all you want, but I know you're annoyed that I'm back.

It only means that I shall win this thread - NO MATTER WHAT!!!

(https://www.failepicfail.com/epic-fail/1011/the-fail-train-all-aboard-it-train-epic-fail-1290200579.jpg)

Bob's mice seem to have boarded the wrong train.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2017, 11:17:22 PM

(https://d2d00szk9na1qq.cloudfront.net/Product/6d215f23-6794-4375-9849-4ea40b45dac0/Images/Large_0310346.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2017, 09:40:28 AM

If you thought that would make me dizzy, and possibly ruin my chances of replying and thus... securing yet another win after 3 days...

You are wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 29, 2017, 12:45:01 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Dizzy_Gillespie01.JPG/1200px-Dizzy_Gillespie01.JPG)


That actually looks kind of painful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2017, 09:53:27 AM

He would have been great help in setting up for Birthday parties...

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/balloons/images/4/4a/Maxresdefault1.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 30, 2017, 12:03:38 PM

(Return of owls...)

(https://karaspartyideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/552871_638541446171711_524151197_n_600x900.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 30, 2017, 04:29:05 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 30, 2017, 12:03:38 PM

(Return of owls...)

And they are all gone...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6c/c4/fa/6cc4fa8050eb5e1f431cf57e149eecfe--curious-george-cupcakes-curious-george-birthday-decorations.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 30, 2017, 05:30:56 PM

(https://img.purch.com/w/660/aHR0cDovL3d3dy5saXZlc2NpZW5jZS5jb20vaW1hZ2VzL2kvMDAwLzA4Ni8xNzMvb3JpZ2luYWwvZ3JlYXQtZ3JleS1vd2wuanBn)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2017, 09:57:07 PM

Well, that was 49 seconds of 'Meh, I've seen stranger things on the internet'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2017, 01:07:58 AM

The body of the message was not left empty.  ::)



Hm....  No that I'm watching it.... I wouldn't have posted it now, but I already put the work in to make sure the link works so I'm leaving it up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2017, 01:54:15 PM

Congratulations Bob - you got a link working correctly for once...

..and without posting the source link as well in an attempt to provide a futile attempt for people to follow the link if your embedding didn't work.

Have a cookie...

(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/8/81/Panel-cookie-choc-cookie.png)

That being said though - I didn't watch your 14 min video.

Sorry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2017, 04:51:27 PM

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cookie-cleaner-cookie-era/cbmeppphogddecgcngpdiknecdacbkoa?hl=en

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2017, 09:56:53 PM

Hey, I'm insulted.    ???

I baked that cookie myself.    :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2017, 10:56:47 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb3AzDqk5fiP0FG/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2017, 11:27:05 AM

(https://www.alexterry.co.uk/365/tshirt74.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 01, 2017, 10:54:35 PM

*Bob tears off perfect_pitch's post and "borrows it" for a minute.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/UkrSdC8.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/UkrSdC8.gifv




And that was the day Nils ended the thread... and Bob won.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2017, 12:51:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2017, 10:54:35 PM

And that was the day Nils ended the thread... and Bob won.  ;D

I do love your over-inflated optimism. It will help you deal with my crushing defeat as in the future I will end this thread and be the last to post.

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!!!



(except if my internet went down... that would be really, really bad)

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2017, 10:54:35 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/UkrSdC8.gif)

And Bob... what is WRONG WITH YOU???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2017, 10:36:56 PM

Yeah, I thought it may be pushing it for the good taste of the forum.

(https://www.2qt.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/97809564284791-288x300.jpg)

I guess that's a wheelchair and not a snail in case anyone's wondering.  It looks like a snail of justice, running over those who push it too far....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on August 03, 2017, 01:10:20 AM

I'm just trying to understand what the point of this thread is. It seems to have devolved into the ridiculous  ::). Last post, by the way!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2017, 09:48:01 AM

Quote from: beethovenfan01 on August 03, 2017, 01:10:20 AM

I'm just trying to understand what the point of this thread is. It seems to have devolved into the ridiculous  ::). Last post, by the way!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No offense, but how could you screw up a bunch of collective smilies???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on August 03, 2017, 03:30:28 PM

Frankly I don't care ... I've screwed up worse. I win again!  ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D Don't you see the pattern???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on August 03, 2017, 03:33:30 PM

Or this more complicated one?

;D ;D ;D;D;D;D;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D    ;D;D;D;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D;D;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   ;D;D;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2017, 10:00:12 PM

One of the P's is a little squished...

DAMN MY OCD... Damnit.

Maybe it's just nice knowing that you spend all that time honouring me... and yet despite that...

I win again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2017, 12:13:17 AM

About a three hour win there...  ::) 

Way to go there Gilligan.  :P


(https://media.giphy.com/media/tGZRCBAPhCXxm/giphy.gif)



Dang... I thought he was gone already.  I vaguely remember that.   About 12 years ago....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2017, 04:46:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 05, 2017, 12:13:17 AM

About a three hour win there...  ::)  

And then it's gone - life is so fleeting, isn't it?



(Hopefully you can come up with a better comeback than 'you tell me...')    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2017, 08:20:37 AM

Here ya go...  Congrats. ;D

(https://www.emperialbrewing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/secondary1318597146144.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2017, 03:29:06 PM

That's okay - I have this...

(https://www.catholicconspiracy.com/actsoftheapostasy/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2012/11/first-place-ribbon.jpg)

As far as I remember, this is better... isn't it???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 07, 2017, 08:18:18 AM

And then Steve Harvey appeared, regarding perfect_pitch's "win"...

=142

(https://cdn.abclocal.go.com/content/kgo/images/cms/1136543_1280x720.jpg)

 :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2017, 11:39:55 AM

Damn... I did NOT see that comeback coming. WELL played.

I tip my hat off to you Bob. That was a very wise, and brilliant comeback.

I give in to you. I am sick of competing with you. I think you truly should be the winner of this...

(https://photos.gleuch.com/data/assets/kanye_imma_bookmarklet.png)















































































































Meh - never mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 08, 2017, 10:43:25 PM

Reminds me of this.

...


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OGAu_DeKckI/hqdefault.jpg)


*Bob is not sure if he just inadvertently insulted himself.  If perfect_pitch's post was a compliment is Bob's post referring to just perfect_pitch's or actually to Bob's earlier post then?*  ::)


*...But then that would mean perfect_pitch was complimenting a turd too....*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2017, 10:15:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 08, 2017, 10:43:25 PM

*Bob is not sure if he just inadvertently insulted himself. 

No - let's sort this out.

- Yes, you insulted yourself
- No, I was not complimenting a Turd
- I congratulated you before the word Turd was even mentioned
- Again, you definitely insulted yourself
- Yes, I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on August 10, 2017, 03:56:00 AM

No, you don't win. I d o.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2017, 09:03:17 AM

Quote from: beethovenfan01 on August 10, 2017, 03:56:00 AM

No, you don't win. I do.

Correction... You DID!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on August 10, 2017, 07:50:33 PM

You do realize that this is a paradox, and that this is not really a winnable game ...

For the moment, I have won again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2017, 10:13:10 PM

I don't think so...

Nils could close the thread and the last poster would definitely win...

Although, it would also be a little unfair if he did close it, but just after he puts in the last post.

This has been a long struggle over 4 years to win against Bob and lostinidlewonder...

Although, for a name like 'lostinidlewonder' he seems to post here way too regular to be 'lost in idle wonder'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2017, 09:03:42 AM

zzzz

I wake up.  The first thing I want to do is have the day finished so I can go back to sleep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2017, 01:40:09 PM

You go back to sleep then... I'll just hover here and stop idlewonder from winning.



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2017, 11:16:59 PM

Tomorrow's not that far away....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2017, 11:48:53 PM

Tomorrows just another chance for me to claim victory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2017, 05:03:12 AM

And here I come, crashing whatever hopes you had for winning this thread!

And just to annoy peepee...

(https://www.petperoni.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2017, 05:56:47 AM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2017, 05:03:12 AM

And just to annoy peepee...

You DO realise, that saying that makes you sound like a 7 year old...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2017, 05:59:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2017, 05:56:47 AM

You DO realise, that saying that makes you sound like a 7 year old...

Who says i'm not?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2017, 05:44:25 PM

(https://i.imgflip.com/ujc81.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2017, 02:26:09 AM

(https://www.awbers.com/images/BiteMe/CoolAsACucumber.jpg)

Is that your last Portrait picture Bob???   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2017, 09:44:52 AM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/de/b3/61/deb3613645d28bf57e99531085f9da2d.jpg)



Wait..... Who's the guy with a turkey on his shield?  That's not going to intimidate anyone.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2017, 10:19:44 AM

Damn... I accidentally deleted my post by editing it, instead of posting a new one...

Oooops.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2017, 09:24:04 AM

(https://rlv.zcache.com/cute_bad_egg_classic_round_sticker-r4a458682545342bc9709dc01f46d1c2e_v9waf_8byvr_324.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2017, 10:01:48 AM

Quote

(https://www.bellovoi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Odd-one.jpg)

I just realised - does this picture look like it might have racial undertones, or is that just me???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 16, 2017, 11:22:47 AM

Nailed it
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHU3MNzXoAEF3f5?format=jpg&name=small)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2017, 09:57:48 PM

That bird does NOT look impressed. That's as subtle as your attempt to win this thread.

Seriously - it took you guys 2 days to get back to this thread. You're starting to lose it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 21, 2017, 11:45:02 PM

*Bob transcends the thread.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 22, 2017, 10:41:22 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aYNyP8m/akmblV22_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2017, 11:41:25 AM

Seriously - 5 days... I had the win for 5 days.

You all are falling behind. Just let me win and get on with your lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2017, 11:50:05 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/FwrzGkD.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2017, 10:52:17 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/c8YC8htf5YQg0/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 23, 2017, 10:57:22 AM

visitor lines up a winning shot.
(https://touchnoticias.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/billar_humano.gif)
*much success

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2017, 11:41:39 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 23, 2017, 10:57:22 AM

(https://touchnoticias.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/billar_humano.gif)

Where the hell does one come up with an idea like that??? DRUGS?

MILK THAT'S EXPIRED SEVERAL MONTHS PAST ITS PRIME???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 23, 2017, 12:36:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2017, 11:41:39 AM

Considering I've never come most of the awkwardness and weird sh!t you have come across on the internet... I worry about you.

I really worry about you.

well what can we say, we do aim to please haha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2017, 01:02:09 PM

Crap... Again, I edited a quote instead of posting a new one. I'm in danger of not posting and maintaining myself as the winning thread poster.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I state, and declare that the person who posts below me, is ascertaining and acknowledging that they are an idiot... and only posts with misinformed and deluded hope that they may have a shred of a chance in beating me in this post...

Their delusion however is completely merited as they cannot beat me, and I will ultimately win this thread.


SIGN BELOW THE DOTTED LINE

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 23, 2017, 05:30:51 PM

You are so right! Luckily I am not a he...

I see I am winning, btw :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rachmaninoff_forever on August 23, 2017, 08:40:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2017, 10:01:48 AM

I just realised - does this picture look like it might have racial undertones, or is that just me???

That's some real sh*t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2017, 10:03:39 PM

Gotta read these contracts carefully.     ;D

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2017, 01:02:09 PM

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I state, and declare that the person who posts below me, is ascertaining and acknowledging that they are an idiot... and only posts with misinformed and deluded hope that they may have a shred of a chance in beating me in this post...

Their delusion however is completely merited as they cannot beat me, and I will ultimately win this thread.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 24, 2017, 04:22:13 AM

Then again...there's only one of me...and I am still winning :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2017, 12:22:51 PM

Quote from: outin on August 24, 2017, 04:22:13 AM

there's only one of me...and I am still winning :)

No, you're not.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 24, 2017, 04:01:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2017, 12:22:51 PM

No, you're not.    ;D

Are you sure?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2017, 10:16:16 PM

Quite certain.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 25, 2017, 05:40:46 AM

Quite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 25, 2017, 07:47:50 AM

I wonder if you could be wrong anyway?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2017, 09:19:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 25, 2017, 05:40:46 AM

Quite.

Then Quit.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 25, 2017, 10:58:33 AM

Quité.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 25, 2017, 11:21:00 AM

(https://img12.deviantart.net/d2f4/i/2011/084/a/0/ah_yes__quite__by_kainbloodbane-d3cemk1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 25, 2017, 11:48:48 AM

Q, it, eh
Ok boss. Will do.
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aE7VYjG/aGKllagL_700wa_0.gif)
Eh, It has been q'd.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2017, 01:26:31 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 25, 2017, 11:48:48 AM

Q, it, eh
Ok boss. Will do.
Eh, It has been q'd.

Ooooookay... let's see... Dictionary time.

Q: (definition) the seventeenth letter of the alphabet.



WOW... that was enlightening.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 25, 2017, 01:53:53 PM

(https://www.lettercult.com/alphabattleQ/jules.q.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2017, 11:17:40 PM

You and your crazy posts Outin. I've become so desensitised to all your weird crap, that now it's just...

(https://media.tenor.com/images/7f90edb1f23388f0684239b52f4366fb/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2017, 03:16:21 AM

(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/h6LwMw/Maybe-your-weird-is-my-normal-Who-s-to-say?size=800)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2017, 07:15:49 AM

Quote from: outin on August 26, 2017, 03:16:21 AM

(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/h6LwMw/Maybe-your-weird-is-my-normal-Who-s-to-say?size=800)

Mmmm... a good psychologist???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2017, 07:42:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2017, 07:15:49 AM

Mmmm... a good psychologist???

They know very little about weird, they are too concerned with normal, which for them means average ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 26, 2017, 01:51:02 PM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/2e813877e34fc2b0f9d526cd96384171/tumblr_okbrlnsjZ21twbppvo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2017, 01:55:38 PM

Quote from: outin on August 26, 2017, 07:42:27 AM

They know very little about weird, they are too concerned with normal, which for them means average ;)

I'm pretty sure normal is rather average... they're almost synonymous with each other. What's your point???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2017, 02:26:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2017, 01:55:38 PM

I'm pretty sure normal is rather average... they're almost synonymous with each other. What's your point???

Don't count on psychologists...they are hung on the past...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9k_V3i_gQeE/Ud8QBTEnYMI/AAAAAAAAAJE/4pyq8pnbLRA/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/weird+is+the+new+normal.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 26, 2017, 02:26:51 PM

Oh and another thing... I win :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 26, 2017, 07:53:26 PM

Quote from: outin on August 26, 2017, 02:26:51 PM

Oh and another thing... I win :)

Until the ducks arrived.... ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/ZNQGm5R.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ZNQGm5R.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 26, 2017, 08:23:06 PM

 visitor counters Bob's water fowl with a floating Russian Folk dancer summon.
*critical hit

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2017, 01:56:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 26, 2017, 07:53:26 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/ZNQGm5R.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ZNQGm5R.gifv

How the heck do you get a whole flock of Ducks to follow you so calmly???

Are you lord of the Ducks, Bob???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 27, 2017, 10:38:11 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/19/c9/b019c99c63fdb47a2bd823398d366aa8--funny-duck-oregon-football.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 27, 2017, 10:51:41 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/FNpAjwtN1p1Yc/200.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2017, 01:24:58 PM

Nope - they're not as cute as ducks.

Sorry - gotta give all the cuddly points to the ducks.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/6b/04/0b6b04d74c5db35056c1b7ee42723d09--duckface-baby-ducks.jpg)

Platypuses aren't cute.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 28, 2017, 11:38:14 AM

(https://sc02.alicdn.com/kf/HTB11sg0LXXXXXb8XpXXq6xXFXXXr/Animal-cartoon-toys-ugly-platypus-plush-toy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2017, 12:43:31 PM

I don't know if that's some sort of weird ugly f@#$ing pokemon, but if so...

Lucario uses some sort of magic power...

(https://cdn3.volusion.com/o37eo.toug5/v/vspfiles/photos/MEGALUCARIO-053941182854-2.jpg?1430914271)

It beats the sh!t out of your... whatever the hell it is.



(https://www.somethingundone.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/super-effective.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 28, 2017, 11:08:05 PM

(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P1013245214T268A544MPC1021847937PA393PT10/views/3,width=800,height=800,appearanceId=544,backgroundColor=E8E8E8,version=1475696775/100-percent-pure-super-detective-mugs-drinkware-contrast-coffee-mug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2017, 10:13:52 AM

That's not an appropriate t-shirt to be wearing being a piano teacher...

You need one of these.

(https://images.sunfrogshirts.com/2015/04/22/SUCCEED-PIANO-TEACHER.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2017, 10:38:47 PM

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f4/6b/57/f46b5701dce9872310246f37ef6d478d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2017, 08:55:35 AM

Never read it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 31, 2017, 10:14:39 AM

(https://i.redd.it/ttm4kpv3j2bz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2017, 01:06:39 PM

Well... that's a squirrel with a hell of a dye job.

He has ATTITUDE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 31, 2017, 04:36:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2017, 08:55:35 AM

Never read it...

Haha.  Neither have I.  Never got around to it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2017, 06:30:15 AM

*Bob looks around for all this "winning" going on.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/0UIwFbR.gifv)
take 20...  https://i.imgur.com/0UIwFbR.gifv   Nope...

*...while risking docked points for using an old meme.*


Where is that win of yours?   Is it under here?

(https://st.depositphotos.com/2273597/2431/i/950/depositphotos_24310137-stock-photo-3d-guy-looking-under-a.jpg)


 ;D :P



Well, that's ruined.  I've got the gif set up correctly.  I don't think gifs are posting now or something.  That's from two different sites.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2017, 06:48:37 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi/200.gif)
https://media.giphy.com/media/gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi/200.gif

(https://media.giphy.com/media/gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi/200.gif)
https://media.giphy.com/media/gw3IWyGkC0rsazTi/200.gif


Dang.  Maybe Nils disabled gifs.  Nope, I see some working on old posts.


(https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gifv)
https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gifv

(https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gifv)
https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gifv

(https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gif

(https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gif


Finally.  Funny how the https one moves a little faster than the http one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 01, 2017, 06:57:08 AM

(Revised post.)

*Bob looks around for all this "winning" going on.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/M2bZq.gif)

*...while risking docked points for using an old meme.*


Where is that win of yours?   Is it under here?

(https://st.depositphotos.com/2273597/2431/i/950/depositphotos_24310137-stock-photo-3d-guy-looking-under-a.jpg)


 ;D :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2017, 02:27:17 PM

I was going to look for a nice win, but I found this instead, and I rather like it.

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-if-you-lose-today-win-tomorrow-in-this-never-ending-spirit-of-challenge-is-found-the-daisaku-ikeda-76-32-37.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 02, 2017, 01:16:56 AM

For kuntry,  for viktory

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2017, 08:53:56 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 02, 2017, 01:16:56 AM

For kuntry,  for viktory

Definitely not for the good of the English language... because your spelling sucks.



And WHAT THE F@#$ did I just watch??? It may have been 13 seconds long, but there are some weird people on the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 02, 2017, 09:24:02 AM

Yes, it's too early for crazy duck videos.

However, I did find something.

Victor's heart.  I'm pretty sure this is it.  ::)

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.timetoast.com/public/uploads/photos/750730/586739-chang-killer-walks-free-early.jpg)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Chang
"Victor Peter Chang (real name: Victor Leslie Peter Chang) , AC (born Chang Yam Him; 21 November 1936 – 4 July 1991), was a Chinese-Australian cardiac surgeon and a pioneer of modern heart transplantation."


I guess if you really want, you could have Victor's heart too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2017, 03:21:40 AM

You can have Victors heart...

I'll settle for this win.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2017, 09:52:28 AM

 ;D  So.... I guess... You guys have a lot to learn?


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/39/bf/b2/39bfb217d89cedcb9db4a51eb1a4ec4b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2017, 10:00:22 PM

You're taking advice on winning from a guy who spent a quarter century in jail???

Let me know if you end up winning this thread then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 04, 2017, 06:14:50 PM

visitor's winning intensifies

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2017, 09:28:36 PM

Quote from: visitor on September 04, 2017, 06:14:50 PM

visitor's winning intensifies

Visitors grasp on technology and embedding photos into posts to win - nullified.

Nice try.

I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2017, 05:50:20 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/c8UtdZc.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/c8UtdZc.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2017, 10:03:03 AM

It looks genuinely like that Owl has melted into the floor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on September 06, 2017, 05:38:49 AM

I won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 06, 2017, 06:27:28 AM

You guys will probably notice some similarities to your situation in this thread in this video.  ::)

Apart from the sloth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2017, 10:15:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 06, 2017, 06:27:28 AM

You guys will probably notice some similarities to your situation in this thread in this video.  ::)

What... that I'm vengeful and I will stop at nothing to get what I want???

You're right!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 06, 2017, 11:22:36 PM

(https://onelazyrobotblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/morpheus.jpg)



Yeah, that's feeling like an old meme. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2017, 11:51:16 AM

I can't believe that movie is almost 20 years old...

Makes me feel awful...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2017, 12:08:53 AM

Have some blasphemy.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/matrix-reboot-works-at-warner-bros-986292



Way too soon.

The only way I could see something working is if a "movie" was in a different format, like 3D/virtual reality.  Then yes, redo it I guess.   Although I'd have to wonder a bit about the storyline staying the same.  Why redo it if only the format has changed a little?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2017, 12:11:22 AM

Ouch...

I've already had the, "That was 20 years ago already?" effect.

You only get that about three times though, don't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2017, 10:29:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 08, 2017, 12:08:53 AM

Have some blasphemy.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/matrix-reboot-works-at-warner-bros-986292

That news is months old - already knew about it. Won't replace the original.

The movie they should re-do is 'The Fly'. It's never been properly done, and since they're re-doing 'It', 'The Fly' should be next on horror remakes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2017, 04:52:07 PM

Too easy... and gross.... and I already found this.

(https://i.redd.it/uqvk042mhnkz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2017, 10:33:49 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 08, 2017, 04:52:07 PM

Too easy... and gross.... and I already found this.

(https://i.redd.it/uqvk042mhnkz.jpg)

Not really... if I'm not mistaken that's a real violin with a really creative paint job.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2017, 08:28:33 AM

Nah, posting a Fly movie pic would be easy but gross.

So a cartoon version instead.

(https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/rickandmorty/images/9/9a/Rick-and-morty-rick-potion-number-9-cronenbergs-1280px.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150915150520)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 09, 2017, 02:02:20 PM

So is the violin actually meat or is it wood meant to look like meat?
visitor is confused

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 09, 2017, 09:10:19 PM

It's a violin that looks like steak.

I found it here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/6yud4u/hmmm/
"It's a repurposed 1827 violin.
My parents purchased it for my partner's birthday from an art auction at the Natsoulas Gallery in Davis, CA.
The artist is Alex Reisfar."

(https://i.imgur.com/E3Ufzyv.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/3r8IH1i.jpg)

I did think it was actual meat until perfect_pitch mentioned it.



This must be the artist.  Yeah, the violin's on here.
https://www.instagram.com/alexreisfar/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2017, 02:21:24 AM

If Lady Gaga played the violin... chances are she would have bought it.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 10, 2017, 09:52:20 AM

This dog says you did not win.  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/wbenr8bizvkz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2017, 12:08:24 PM

His fashion sucks, so I don't care what he says.

Oh... also - dogs can't speak. So those voices you heard... have to be...

...in your head???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 12, 2017, 07:31:54 AM

Well that dog spoke.  He just didn't speak to you.  Probably doesn't like you for some reason, maybe because you don't believe in him.   ::)



Victory dance. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2017, 10:01:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2017, 07:31:54 AM

Well that dog spoke.  He just didn't speak to you.  Probably doesn't like you for some reason, maybe because you don't believe in him.   ::)

I'm not the one questioning your sanity after you divulge that you heard a talking dog.

(https://maxcdn.icons8.com/office/PNG/512/Messaging/crazy-512.png)

[Someone needs their meds... or for someone to mash them up and put them into Bob's coffee]

Quote from: Bob on September 12, 2017, 07:31:54 AM

Better than Flatley any day... but it still doesn't make you the winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2017, 07:04:45 AM

*Bob sends out a dove of peace to end the thread.*

(https://i.imgur.com/HDOCcve.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2017, 09:07:44 AM

* Perfect_Pitch sends out a surface to air missile to end your dove of peace...

(https://www.army-technology.com/projects/akashsurfacetoairmis/images/1-image-1.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c6/aa/7a/c6aa7a6c1d0fe47c478b2b2578f88822.jpg)

(https://ak2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/27346483/thumb/4.jpg)



Whoooops...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2017, 11:13:55 AM

(https://seasandreign.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dove-of-peace.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2017, 04:47:22 PM

For the win.  All right.

(https://i.imgur.com/VHBeVxv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2017, 09:59:02 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2017, 04:47:22 PM

(https://seasandreign.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/dove-of-peace.jpeg)

Like a bullet proof vest is going to save you from a surface-to-air missile...

Think Bob... Think.



And back to the AWWWWWW....

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2017, 04:47:22 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/VHBeVxv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 14, 2017, 06:34:23 AM

(https://rotocasted.com/static/mediafiles/tmp6jaL4b.jpg.580x580_q85.jpg)



Apparently there are real "penguin" missiles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2017, 10:22:20 AM

Yeah - that penguin aint as cute...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 15, 2017, 06:18:09 AM

(https://rs397.pbsrc.com/albums/pp54/omawari_san66/pengin_evil.jpg?w=280&h=210&fit=crop)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVqAI8eUkAAi-VS.jpg)

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Yxd-Vaczzic/UGCRBNjBuDI/AAAAAAAACOw/noC-KiaEYZ0/s1600/penguin05.jpg)

(https://cdn.thinglink.me/api/image/512703056899473408/1240/10/scaletowidth)
(Chinstrap penguin.  Never heard of these before.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2017, 08:51:46 AM

DAMNIT... I have GOT to stop editing threads, thinking I'm posting new ones - I'll never win the thread at this rate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2017, 06:37:36 AM

(https://robpatey.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/unacceptingpenguin.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2017, 03:09:45 PM

Okay... I'll admit - he doesn't look too happy... but this will take your mind off it.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/92/fb/2e/92fb2e031df943d53008c3fa946662f3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 16, 2017, 04:01:42 PM

(https://www.openlettersmonthly.com/likefire/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/angry-penguin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2017, 02:59:37 AM

If you're annoyed Bob that I keep besting you in this thread - you're going to be wearing the same scowl that Penguin has for a long, long time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2017, 01:13:46 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/955509/85467374.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 17, 2017, 01:20:02 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2017, 04:47:22 PM

For the win.  All right.

(https://i.imgur.com/VHBeVxv.gif)

For the win also. Here hold my beer. Nm I'll set it down here for a sec
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/34fbaee0149841342754123883_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2017, 01:23:50 PM

(https://img01.deviantart.net/ca06/i/2012/332/6/9/i_said_no_photos__get_out__now__by_kai__photography-d5mftdn.jpg)

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/8400610/tumblr_lilou5d8KK1qh4ldpo1_400_large.png?1301618663)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2017, 01:59:23 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 17, 2017, 01:23:50 PM

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/8400610/tumblr_lilou5d8KK1qh4ldpo1_400_large.png?1301618663)

(https://i.imgflip.com/rzh8t.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 17, 2017, 02:05:44 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/02/57/f2/0257f203f6d9d22af690cc57d28b66bd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2017, 02:38:51 PM

(https://www.ldssmile.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Still-NO.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2017, 09:54:50 PM

(https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/survivor-org/images/a/a4/Breaking-news-i-don-t-care.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2017, 11:59:02 PM

(https://i.redd.it/47diji87lgmz.jpg)

Owl on a towel.  (Not mine.  I stole it.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2017, 12:21:22 PM

I think Owls dread being wet...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VWcHL4Bc9Ik/hqdefault.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/8f/fb/728ffbef10cc0667f32e01d76d12c914.jpg)

(https://static.mobyware.net/data/programs/images/big-wet-owl-at-rain-hd-lwp_1_programView_274341.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2017, 04:21:06 PM

The message was not left empty.  There's a youtube url in it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2017, 09:57:33 PM

Hey - you managed to properly put an embedded video into a post...

I'm proud of you Bob. Have a sticker.

(https://schoolmeritstickers.com/data/img/products/main/_cache/af032724797262bb388f683eae1bcf22.jpg)

Wear it proudly. You deserve that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2017, 06:26:51 AM

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-C6OIo-Mw-W4/TkU3FI6pXiI/AAAAAAAABAg/rydixN8Ibaw/w506-h750/Bozo-Button.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2017, 10:29:13 AM

Do you like Clowns Bob??? Do you...

(https://cdn.movieweb.com/img.news.tops/NEDHyxNg0XqoHE_2_b/It-Movie-2017-Pennywise-Footage-Description-Sxsw.jpg)

Do you also like balloons???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2017, 04:47:58 PM

*Bob waves back.*

(https://i.imgur.com/0Ww2EiE.gif)


*...while releasing a tiger.*

(https://i.redd.it/hf9mrnbqnsmz.jpg)


Wait, what?

(https://i.redd.it/qmdeoie69umz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 19, 2017, 09:28:40 PM

(https://pics.me.me/land-puppy-sea-puppy-sky-puppy-3-kinds-of-puppers-27679331.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2017, 09:59:11 PM

What the hell is a sky puppy???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 19, 2017, 11:30:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2017, 09:59:11 PM

What the hell is a sky puppy???

Like a sea pupper but built for the air.
https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6ar0nm/sky_puppy/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2017, 07:18:06 AM

 ;D  *Bob just looked the bat signal and was amused.* 

Never know what you're going to get for results.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2017, 09:40:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 20, 2017, 07:18:06 AM

;D  *Bob just looked the bat signal and was amused.* 

Never know what you're going to get for results.  ::)

Yeah... knowing Google - I'm too afraid to try. Plus, any results I get - I don't want going on record.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 20, 2017, 10:41:50 PM

It kind of looked like this.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/ae/b8/82aeb8e5077bc66402d398e9efeb498b.jpg)


*Bob snickers.*  I'll never look at the bat signal again the same way now.  Haha.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2017, 01:16:49 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 20, 2017, 10:41:50 PM

*Bob snickers.*  I'll never look at the bat signal again the same way now.  Haha.  ;D

Again... no idea - not googling it to find out what you know.

Ignorance is bliss, I say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 22, 2017, 07:17:22 AM

(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/0*0cE2XnYXCYWZEeI2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2017, 09:47:06 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/GvG57zvOVM8Ao/giphy.gif)

You guys just stare at that, while I just ramble here in a post for no particular reason. Don't mind me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 22, 2017, 11:11:45 AM

.(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/38/87/78cde80cbab2e37f0efacb6f5450159d.gif).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2017, 02:04:13 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c6/e5/ab/c6e5ab357a2bd4a79eb7396d501bbefa--ways-to-stop-smoking-keith-richards.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on September 22, 2017, 02:05:22 PM

What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little pregnant dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *** words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, ***. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *** idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2017, 02:06:49 PM

Quote from: mjames on September 22, 2017, 02:05:22 PM

What the *** did you just *** say about me, you little pregnant dog? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the *** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *** words. You think you can get away with saying that sh*t to me over the Internet? Think again, ***. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *** dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *** idiot. I will sh*t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *** dead, kiddo.

RAGE QUIT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on September 22, 2017, 02:12:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2017, 02:06:49 PM

RAGE QUIT!!!

DELETE THIS, NEPHEW
I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL LAND IN AUSTRALIA

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on September 22, 2017, 02:14:17 PM

i keep forgetting PS changes B*** to female dog
it's pretty cool really

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2017, 10:53:10 PM

Quote from: mjames on September 22, 2017, 02:12:33 PM

DELETE THIS, NEPHEW
I'LL SLAP YOU SO HARD YOU'LL LAND IN AUSTRALIA

What if you're already in Australia...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2017, 01:30:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2017, 10:53:10 PM

What if you're already in Australia...    ;D

(https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/7/77/S2e16_You_lose.png/revision/latest?cb=20141109223427)


 ;D ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2017, 06:27:08 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6a/83/bf/6a83bf5263d54e9e2125aa5be5955203.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2017, 05:43:11 PM

A lazy win.  An owl win.

(https://i.imgur.com/AOalUyJ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 24, 2017, 09:09:25 PM

A winning intermission duet Interrupts the thread

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2017, 12:45:25 AM

I bet you they practiced for ages, getting the timing right...

...and totally f@#$ed up the floor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2017, 06:42:08 AM

https://zippy.gfycat.com/FrightenedPeacefulEastsiberianlaika.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2017, 12:36:53 PM

The statement I live by

(https://image.ibb.co/cHkGuQ/Crack.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 26, 2017, 06:08:11 AM

What time is it in Australia right now?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2017, 06:57:42 AM

Time for winning...

Also 2:57pm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 26, 2017, 08:27:07 PM

(https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/intermission_impossible.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2017, 12:08:29 AM

...And I'm back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2017, 06:52:58 AM

Grrr.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2017, 07:48:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 28, 2017, 06:52:58 AM

Grrr.

You're just annoyed that I keep winning. Keep growling.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2017, 11:39:08 AM

I'm growling at my schedule or time or something.

Gr.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2017, 12:36:35 AM

Well, you keep growling.

I'll keep winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2017, 07:20:09 AM

I'm just tired and posting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2017, 08:39:14 AM

You get some sleep Bob... I'll take care of the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2017, 10:46:47 AM

Oh, ok.

*Bob thinks perfect_pitch isn't doing a very good job taking care of the thread right now.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2017, 11:50:11 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2017, 10:46:47 AM

Oh, ok.

(https://neverwintervault.org/sites/neverwintervault.org/files/project/3369/images/1177309885fullres.jpg)

*Bob thinks perfect_pitch isn't doing a very good job taking care of the thread right now.*

I'm trying to get rid of the cobwebs, but some people keep cluttering this page up...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 30, 2017, 12:05:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2017, 11:50:11 PM

Perfect_Pitch thinks Bob is doing a good job winning the thread.

As long as we're adjusting quotes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2017, 02:43:17 AM

Touche... well done.

But what you should have done was:

Quote from: Bob on September 30, 2017, 12:05:11 PM

Bob thinks Perfect_Pitch is doing a better job at winning the thread and reluctantly knows that Perfect_Pitch will inevitably win.

See - you think too small. Gotta be 2 moves ahead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 02, 2017, 08:52:29 PM

whoa!
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dogham5.jpg?strip=all&w=719)

aaahhK!
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dogham1.jpg?strip=all&w=719)

eeghad! thrrrrrp!
(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dogham2.jpg?strip=all&w=715)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2017, 11:34:12 PM

(https://i.redd.it/5kt364ctofpz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2017, 12:47:07 AM

I think cats are overrated... Owls are the best.

(https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/sites/default/files/2016-10/owl_southern_white_faced.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 03, 2017, 08:05:19 AM

*Bob removes the cheese from the thread.*

(https://media.istockphoto.com/vectors/mouse-stealing-cheese-vector-id522634870)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2017, 08:24:03 AM

I don't care - I'm lactose intolerant.

You're not helping your win here.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 03, 2017, 11:49:37 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QBwHWkL.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/QBwHWkL.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 04, 2017, 03:25:28 PM

Lets get back to business...of me winning :)

(https://dreamatico.com/data_images/kitten/kitten-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2017, 04:45:00 PM

Ok.  :P

(https://i.redd.it/lqscwhijuspz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2017, 12:22:19 AM

Screw cats... Owls rule.

(Also, puppies are overrated)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/44/fb/3f/44fb3fd69ea36b1581c1a05eae4ef684--cute-baby-owl-baby-owls.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on October 05, 2017, 02:10:29 AM

men should have never domesticated wolves
seriously, the most annoying animals ever

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2017, 05:18:01 AM

Erm... I don't think we really domesticated wolves.

We've domesticated Huskies, but Wolves???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on October 05, 2017, 04:15:59 PM

dogs exist because we domesticated an extant species of wolves. technically they're still considered to be wolves...i think

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 05, 2017, 05:22:05 PM

mjames knows his stuff...

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/3YLM/dogs-are-stupid/image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 05, 2017, 08:09:40 PM

Ready for Oktoberfest!

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/68/f8/49/68f8494c12e29d121b3f46798e074f01--the-walk-tartan.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2017, 01:43:33 AM

Quote from: outin on October 05, 2017, 05:22:05 PM

mjames knows his stuff...

(https://memecrunch.com/meme/3YLM/dogs-are-stupid/image.jpg)

Cats spend half the day licking themselves, and the other half sleeping.

What would they know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mjames on October 06, 2017, 01:55:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2017, 01:43:33 AM

Cats spend half the day licking themselves, and the other half sleeping.

What would they know.

that dogs are stupid...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2017, 05:10:00 AM

Quote from: mjames on October 06, 2017, 01:55:35 AM

that dogs are stupid...

...and both cats and dogs aren't as smart as Owls!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2017, 10:43:35 PM

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/118/1/7881387/il_570xN.884064594_4v7f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2017, 11:49:05 PM

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/284/922/0e3.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2017, 09:21:43 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b5iWjQbuycM/U4WXaTR-s4I/AAAAAAAAbuk/71lYrjkHwgM/s1600/Redmer-Hoekstra-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2017, 09:51:04 AM

I'd like to see that Owl standing... would be quite an awkward sight.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2017, 05:52:05 PM

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/barn-owl-tyto-alba-4-months-old-standing-26425146.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2017, 07:44:05 PM

How's that winning going?  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/VqZ81Gb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2017, 01:32:45 AM

Going great by the way. Also, I ran into that pig a little later on that day...

(https://videocdn.sbs.com.au/u/video/SBS_Production/83/858/Suckling-pig_640x360_2234359376-640x360.jpg)

He sure was tasty.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on October 08, 2017, 09:54:10 AM

Suspicious-looking owl:

https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/916041520159121408

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2017, 01:21:52 PM

Someone's not impressed...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLdM8O3XUAAYQVh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 08, 2017, 01:58:10 PM

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/052/0/6328408/il_340x270.697036687_ewjk.jpg)




(I think that's a ring.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 08, 2017, 02:24:41 PM

This is how I like my owls thank you!

(https://d2ydh70d4b5xgv.cloudfront.net/images/9/9/rare-loggers-cream-of-spotted-owl-soup-can-vintage-display-prop-gag-70-s-80-s-93b31dc3f1389dc2010293455be1e0fd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2017, 12:33:59 AM

That surely can't be a real thing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 09, 2017, 07:34:38 AM

(https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2014/04/FriendOwlBambi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2017, 09:51:33 AM

Owls are far more relaxed than that.

(https://i2.wp.com/www.coolowls.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/cute-white-owl-wallpaper-HD.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2017, 08:23:54 AM

(https://i2.wp.com/everwideningcircles.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/laughing-snowy-owl.jpg?fit=800%2C600&ssl=1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2017, 10:18:25 AM

Looking right back atcha...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0O2S1CokAC72whJm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 10, 2017, 12:01:38 PM

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5124/5352491819_70554fba0f_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2017, 10:00:42 PM

Going in for the kill... I mean win.

(https://justfunfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/snowy-owl-hunting.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 11, 2017, 09:46:17 AM

(https://roadsendnaturalist.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/snowy-owl-profile-sleepy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2017, 10:25:03 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/F9hbT1c861ImA/giphy.gif)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b1/37/d6/b137d640371ca129fe41de936ba9e08a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 15, 2017, 01:12:21 AM

I win!
I win!
I win!

(https://i.imgur.com/GgMV6J0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2017, 04:20:01 AM

Seriously - why did you have to ruin my win? I had the lead for 4 days.

You guys are really falling behind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 15, 2017, 11:33:35 AM

(https://connect2conserve.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/00000090_p-1024x683.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2017, 10:00:06 PM

I will take the win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 15, 2017, 11:14:34 PM

(https://i1.wp.com/electricbeachentertainment.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/dennis_nedry_magic_word_header.gif?resize=591%2C214)



(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/9/99/Tumblr_mvezamWTkg1rmbf7ho1_1280.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20170620041703)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2017, 09:04:20 AM

Yeah... we all know how well it ended for Dennis Nedry.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5aT1pmzP9ZM/T75lsmITMLI/AAAAAAAAA_k/kSdAiAB370E/s1600/spitFace.jpg)

He didn't win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2017, 11:13:18 PM

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKwbTEgUut_Lyd-vJpyY (https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKwbTEgUut_Lyd-vJpyY)

 ;D

Oh wait.  It's slow again.  Whew.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2017, 10:22:58 AM

You know what... for such a creative and epic reply, I'm almost tempted to just let you win.

But I am a stubborn bastard. And I had the utmost respect for you up until I saw this...

Quote

Yuck... I laughed and snorted and now I have parmesan cheese up my nose.  Because I was eating while creating this.)
No... Now the scroll is fast again.  I'm not fixing it.  This is becoming too much work.

Then I lost every shred of it.



How was your Parmesan cheese, by the way?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 17, 2017, 11:04:05 PM

Good.  I'm experimenting with more carbs.

*Bob loads his muscles with glycogen.*

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VbpPapfrL._SX355_.jpg)

(https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/000081264-1?id=fgER92&fmt=jpg&fit=constrain,1&wid=296&hei=296)

(https://cdn1.medicalnewstoday.com/content/images/articles/266/266258/olive-oil-and-olives.jpg)

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91Zmjcfcv8L._SL1500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2017, 11:03:08 AM

Hey - it worked for this guy.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/3/3f/Fatbastard.png)

Have at it. Pump those muscles with carbs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2017, 11:03:12 PM

It did seem to actually work the past few mornings.  More carbs, more energy, instead of crashing.


A little music to describing the plodding nature of winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2017, 04:21:54 AM

Meh - that's not a winning theme...

THIS...

...is a winning piece of theme music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 20, 2017, 01:51:54 PM

the thread is interrupted by sounds of a battle going on in the far north
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/22a4d60464bbfe29923e30794fbd4b99/tumblr_owdeim9esC1toamj8o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2017, 04:11:19 PM

(https://smhttp-ssl-5891.nexcesscdn.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1800x/6b9ffbf72458f4fd2d3cb995d92e8889/d/a/darkside_newthumb.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2017, 04:43:06 PM

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5789/22802442386_05158ca833_z.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2017, 11:21:31 PM

I'd rather go for this.

(https://i2.wp.com/artdecake.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/11333770_1410986972560948_1418457920_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2017, 11:27:07 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/WDt1OWC.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/WDt1OWC.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2017, 04:39:36 AM

As much as I love owls, I must admit, there was something hypnotic about this:

These are what the Queen eats at afternoon tea every day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 22, 2017, 12:41:42 AM

(https://i.redd.it/z1let5fc5ivy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2017, 05:35:51 AM

I think it's really sad that people have birthdays for animals. They don't know the date, plus when people do them up in Bunny ears like so, it just looks depressing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on October 22, 2017, 10:44:47 AM

Liszt post wins!

(https://www.cpr.org/sites/default/files/styles/full-width/public/images/franz-liszt_pic.jpg?itok=HyMDUSYV)

(it is his birthday after all!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 22, 2017, 10:51:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2017, 05:35:51 AM

I think it's really sad that people have birthdays for animals. They don't know the date, plus when people do them up in Bunny ears like so, it just looks depressing.

Why wouldn't they know the date?? Not eveyone picks up their cats or dogs from the street you know  ::)
The bunny ears I don't get though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 22, 2017, 02:48:19 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 20, 2017, 11:27:07 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/WDt1OWC.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/WDt1OWC.gifv

Enough with owls!

(https://hs.mediadelivery.fi/img/658/dc8273a4e7064110bc43dcce91112391.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2017, 09:59:46 PM

We need more owls...

(https://kawarthanow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/screech-owl.jpg)

(https://www.japantimes.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/f-snowy-owls-a-20150109.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e3/7d/94/e37d942964fd953f8669d7b3c0be4ff3--awesome-facts-interesting-facts.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 22, 2017, 10:07:46 PM

Too many owls?

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Dv3-cMozNow/Tlkcyy6ATKI/AAAAAAAABFE/9nlEEWgcIgI/s1600/DSC01202.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 22, 2017, 10:35:48 PM

Here.  You guys can win.

Like this... :P


(https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAZddrcGgbqSME/giphy.gif)


Congratulations. ::)  They're all cheering for you.  Good job. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2017, 12:01:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 22, 2017, 10:07:46 PM

Too many owls?

I tried finding a picture of an owl with a look of disapproval, however it's hard to get one, so here - have one of Trump instead.

(https://www.progressivepostdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/poll-majority-disapprove-of-donald-trump-job-performance-1278x640.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on October 23, 2017, 12:32:22 PM

A photo of Trump deserves to be met with an owl of disapproval.
(https://www.pixoto.com/images-photography/animals/birds/angry-owl-11114350.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2017, 09:56:26 PM

Hey... don't look at me - I didn't vote him in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 23, 2017, 10:53:08 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mcTgj5MJ4AU/hqdefault.jpg)

(https://www.downvids.net/video/bestimages/img-the-annoyed-owl-941.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2017, 09:51:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 23, 2017, 10:53:08 PM

(https://www.downvids.net/video/bestimages/img-the-annoyed-owl-941.jpg)

Wow... even the owls hate Trump. That's harsh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 26, 2017, 12:55:00 AM

(https://tumblr_nlle10QqDJ1r94dqgo1_500)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2017, 10:02:18 AM

Quote from: visitor on October 26, 2017, 12:55:00 AM

(https://tumblr_nlle10QqDJ1r94dqgo1_500)

Glad to see your contributing to the thread...

I take it we haven't got the hang of embedding pictures in forums yet???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 26, 2017, 11:27:23 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/i6l7yLI.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2017, 01:17:49 PM

Meh...

Seal with the hiccups... nothing cute about that.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/niwwhXgKgrK9O/giphy.gif)



Also... sometimes I wonder about the people who come up with some of the content you find on Google... like this:

(https://i.imgur.com/1AK3mpG.gif)

(https://www.speakgif.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/minions-scare-animated-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 26, 2017, 06:37:04 PM

(https://www.gifmania.us/Animated-Gifs-Technology/Free-Animations-Bar-Codes/Barcode-Giraffe-83781.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2017, 10:14:26 PM

Ahhh... visitor finally got the hang of embedding pictures.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 26, 2017, 11:09:56 PM

*Bob attempts a subtle win.*

(https://i.imgur.com/GnStjlN.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/GnStjlN.gifv


Must be really subtle.  The .gif version of the URL isn't moving at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2017, 08:17:33 AM

Ahh... it's good being the winner of this...

Quote from: Bob on October 26, 2017, 11:09:56 PM

*Bob attempts a subtle win.*

WAIT A MINUTE... How did that sneak in there??? It's like it was witchcraft or something...

No offense, but that was about as subtle as Elmer Fudd trying to sneak up on Bugs Bunny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 27, 2017, 10:37:12 AM

I just got a new phone...sl watch out, after I learn to use tjis thing upi'll all lose!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 27, 2017, 07:28:29 PM

visitor celebrates outin's post with a meowzing rendition of despacito

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 27, 2017, 10:39:19 PM

(https://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1506/nah8616087_lrg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2017, 11:12:44 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 27, 2017, 07:28:29 PM

visitor celebrates Putin's post with a meowzing rendition of despacito

Why in all of great holy hell would you post that???

Also, seems a bit of an insult of resembling poor Outin to Putin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 28, 2017, 12:54:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2017, 11:12:44 PM

Why in all of great holy hell would you post that???

Also, seems a bit of an insult of resembling poor Outin to Putin.

spek chek never works on my phone.... either does auto incorrect

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 28, 2017, 06:06:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2017, 11:12:44 PM

Why in all of great holy hell would you post that???

Also, seems a bit of an insult of resembling poor Outin to Putin.

Don’t worry, I do it all the time...who’s idea was it to place o and p so close to each other...

My cats went grazy though...should send them to Visitor  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2017, 10:21:59 AM

The know the best thing I like about a new page???

It's the fact that my poor internet doesn't have to spend 5 mins loading every freakin' gif from the last week.

I can't wait for NBN.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: rosejaune177 on October 28, 2017, 01:37:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2017, 11:12:44 PM

Also, seems a bit of an insult of resembling poor Outin to Putin.

That said, Putin does play the piano.

Sort of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Af_Ka0auw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Af_Ka0auw)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2017, 02:47:12 PM

Such a beautiful looking room...

and yet, such a hideously f@#$ing tuned piano.

AWFUL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 28, 2017, 06:32:54 PM

(https://i.redd.it/zwbve07s9huz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2017, 02:08:57 AM

It's like they can stare into my soul...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 29, 2017, 09:52:09 AM

(https://i.redd.it/pvokhcvhbquz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2017, 09:56:31 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 29, 2017, 09:52:09 AM

(https://i.redd.it/pvokhcvhbquz.jpg)

That's disappointing.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2017, 11:48:57 PM

I think it was a large and small owl, staring.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qCiOficc9tM/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2017, 11:53:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 30, 2017, 11:48:57 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qCiOficc9tM/maxresdefault.jpg)

Posted this, way too early.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2017, 02:08:57 AM

It's like they can stare into my soul...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 31, 2017, 04:30:50 PM

(https://i.redd.it/rkva4zo8j3vz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 31, 2017, 07:08:28 PM

Game over

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2017, 09:56:35 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 31, 2017, 07:08:28 PM

Game over

Thank you visitor... I'll be back. I have to buy new SPEAKERS NOW!!!

 >:(

Have fun with this pirate theme song.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 01, 2017, 01:43:44 PM

New best

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2017, 05:34:29 PM

(https://img0.etsystatic.com/020/1/8514523/il_570xN.498655862_g17f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 01, 2017, 08:05:16 PM

Some people seem to think they can win by making me bored with stupid owl pictures...won't work, I will still post the last post, just do it less frequently  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2017, 09:58:33 PM

Quote from: outin on November 01, 2017, 08:05:16 PM

Some people seem to think they can win by making me bored with stupid owl pictures...won't work, I will still post the last post, just do it less frequently  ;D

You're up a cynical, and impatient Scotsman who takes this little thread very seriously.

You won't win.

(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/c9ef94_e48b4dd660dc4eaaac6a5367ed529445.png_srz_568_210_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_png_srz)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 01, 2017, 10:46:31 PM

I have an obvious idea.  ::)

(https://www.financialgazette.co.zw/wp-content/uploads/Turkeys-300x169.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2017, 10:20:08 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 01, 2017, 10:46:31 PM

I have an obvious idea.  ::)

(https://m.popkey.co/6f0e1b/bpQ4K.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 02, 2017, 01:38:06 PM

Visitor rewards those in the thread with song and dance
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2017, 02:20:34 PM

Well... my computer has stopped playing YouTube videos for some reason. I suspect Firefox is the reason...

Oh well, I'll just assume by the tacky outfits that I didn't miss out on much.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 02, 2017, 08:15:12 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 02, 2017, 01:38:06 PM

Visitor rewards those in the thread with song and dance

Now why did that sound so familiar...because the Finnish version became quite popular and was recorded by at least 3 artist  ;D

This one is so cool, helicopter and all  ;D

Oh wait, that's Copterline that flew from Helsinki to Tallinn and later went bankrubt due to crashing into the sea...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 02, 2017, 09:36:35 PM

Quote from: outin on November 02, 2017, 08:15:12 PM

Now why did that sound so familiar...because the Finnish version became quite popular and was recorded by at least 3 artist  ;D

This one is so cool, helicopter and all  ;D

Oh wait, that's Copterline that flew from Helsinki to Tallinn and later went bankrubt due to crashing into the sea...

lol classic
 the group, it's popularity knows no bounds, seems everyone eventually records their masterpieces

Even supreme leader of and advanced North Korea gets in on it.
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2017, 10:11:39 PM

This is starting to get weird now...

I need a bit of normality and peace...

(https://peacefuljourneyvet.com/images/slide2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 02, 2017, 11:03:36 PM

And then weird again.  :P

I wasn't paying attention at first, but I thought the audio sounded MIDI-ish.

Is this the original?  I don't feel like researching it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin_(song)


Not sure if this is a better version of not... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2017, 08:24:44 AM

Thank goodness that the decade of people wearing white spandex body suits has been dead for a long time.

Thank... GOODNESS!!!

That's worse than Rebecca Black's 'Friday'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 03, 2017, 12:45:21 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 02, 2017, 11:03:36 PM

And then weird again.  :P

...

yes. normal = boraaang
(https://i.imgur.com/P6x0U.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2017, 02:53:57 PM

Based on how heavy an elephant weights, and the inability for a good trampoline to support its weight, I think it's safe to assume that if this was real, the second it achieved a decent height and fell to the trampoline again, the impact would crush and shatter its legs.

Sorry...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2017, 11:54:38 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/AWlGFnu.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Derek on November 04, 2017, 12:01:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 03, 2017, 11:54:38 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/AWlGFnu.gif)

Is this....supposed to have so many weird glitches in the animation? Hilarious if so  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2017, 12:28:37 AM

(https://i.redd.it/uzd0ygh1nldy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2017, 03:55:38 AM

Quote from: Derek on November 04, 2017, 12:01:56 AM

Is this....supposed to have so many weird glitches in the animation? Hilarious if so  ;D

So... it's not worth getting Netflix just yet then, if they movies look like that???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2017, 01:20:56 PM

(https://www.surrealartists.org/Images/FullSize/000000000/Img695_PugOwl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2017, 01:46:26 PM

Not as cute as this:

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5e/17/15/5e1715ba1badcd70b067089bb20d3e4d--photoshopped-animals-bending.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 04, 2017, 04:44:20 PM

(https://i.redd.it/k3zxoe3colvz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2017, 01:21:44 AM

How about this for stylish...

(https://media.zenfs.com/en_us/gma/us.abcnews.gma.com/ht_zoo_portraits_cheetah_sr_131105_canvas_ssh.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2017, 11:45:53 AM

(https://vev.ru/uploads/images/00/58/33/2014/02/14/tumblr_mk9rsuQE8l1s7aky5o2_r1_1280_original.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 05, 2017, 11:47:49 AM

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/195c/f/2015/052/6/1/fat_frog_in_a_suit_by_froggyfroggy-d8iwx4r.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2017, 04:44:17 PM

I can do this all day.  Probably literally.  I found a whole site full of these.

(https://vev.ru/uploads/images/00/58/33/2014/02/14/tumblr_mk2lpcsr3I1s7aky5o2_r1_1280_original.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2017, 10:01:27 PM

Well... now that you've said that - we all know the site now.

(https://vev.ru/uploads/images/00/58/33/2014/02/14/tumblr_mk4fytBskI1s7aky5o2_r1_1280.jpg)

You've given away your secret.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2017, 12:58:54 AM

Good.  I didn't want to keep posting those.  They got old quick.

(https://i.redd.it/eb1vf5zpl7vz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 06, 2017, 01:56:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2017, 10:01:27 PM

Well... now that you've said that - we all know the site now.

(https://vev.ru/uploads/images/00/58/33/2014/02/14/tumblr_mk4fytBskI1s7aky5o2_r1_1280.jpg)

You've given away your secret.

dear elegant moon moon, doge wanted me to send you this song
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2017, 09:06:38 AM

And people wonder what the hell is wrong with the music industry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2017, 05:28:04 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6f/77/25/6f7725e4e7d34bcfcfcbd19ff1e2c4b6.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/7isbcNAx367qU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2017, 09:58:34 PM

(https://33hpwq10j9luq8gl43e62q4e-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dm3.3.2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 06, 2017, 11:23:06 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/cQQuTMr.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 06, 2017, 11:45:43 PM

You've been disqualified.  That's already been posted... I'm pretty sure it has.  So you're disqualified.


(https://happydays-365.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Repeat-1.jpg)


I did see (hear) there are many of those translation-to-Autotune-music videos on youtube.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 07, 2017, 05:05:01 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/400x/2910815.jpg)
 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2017, 12:51:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 06, 2017, 11:45:43 PM

You've been disqualified.  That's already been posted... I'm pretty sure it has.  So you're disqualified.

(https://i.imgflip.com/l0j3y.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2017, 11:54:47 PM

Yeah, hey... Good job on that win there.  Way to go.  Nice work.   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/rJsuxgG.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on November 08, 2017, 01:31:36 AM

No, I won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 08, 2017, 01:38:52 AM

visitor awards participation prizes to the thread , some nice manicures (w French tips)
(https://i.imgur.com/fhtR7qH.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on November 08, 2017, 05:41:55 AM

It took me a second to realize those were hot dogs ...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2017, 10:13:03 AM

Quote from: visitor on November 08, 2017, 01:38:52 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/fhtR7qH.jpg)

That's just a waste of perfectly good hotdogs.

Shame...

(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/81a/7e/homer_sam_simon.jpg)



Plus, how did you know they were french tipped??? I would have just said... HERE ARE NAILS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 08, 2017, 11:43:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2017, 10:13:03 AM

That's just a waste of perfectly good hotdogs.

Shame...

(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/81a/7e/homer_sam_simon.jpg)


Plus, how did you know they were french tipped??? I would have just said... HERE ARE NAILS!!!

No it is a waste of perfectly good  french tip nails. And we pianist should know these things. You fail you not know
Reporting live from a winning post
visitor
..
*visitor realizes that visitor needs a last name. So that visitor can move visitor's head each time visitor reports and says last name....
[ Invalid YouTube link ]
What an odd name too, what were the parents thinking.... Stavoh On The Boulivard....wierd name, definitely

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 08, 2017, 12:13:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2017, 10:13:03 AM

That's just a waste of perfectly good hotdogs.

Shame...

What do you mean? Just bite off the nails and enjoy...I would, but not my kind of food...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2017, 12:47:42 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 08, 2017, 11:43:50 AM

And we pianist should know these things.

No... I need to know not to avoid the nails from clicking on the keys, by keeping them cut regularly.

Everything else about the nails has no relevance to piano.

Quote from: visitor on November 08, 2017, 11:43:50 AM

You fail you not know

To congratulate you on your epic failure in using the English language, have a Ralph Wiggum sticker.

(https://assets.fxnetworks.com/cms/prod/2016/12/simpsonsworld_social_og_ralph_1200x1200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 08, 2017, 02:15:39 PM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RingedUnnaturalFerret-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2017, 10:01:52 PM

I've got nothing witty to say right now, it's 6am in the morning.

I'll be back with something AWESOME, so you'll have to wait till later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2017, 12:32:34 AM

For the win....

(https://i.redd.it/mq1ra2rx2swz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 09, 2017, 03:21:32 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/Nhz6Z.gif)for the wi.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2017, 10:52:37 AM

Meh...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2017, 05:51:51 PM

Perhap this sir?

https://giant.gfycat.com/FearfulCluelessDog.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2017, 10:13:29 PM

I worry about what happens in your neighbourhood, Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 10, 2017, 01:55:12 AM

A cute spider wanders into the thread

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2017, 06:57:33 AM

Yeah... considering there are spiders here in Australia, which quite frankly will make you their b@#$h,

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Victorian_funnelweb_side.jpg/1200px-Victorian_funnelweb_side.jpg)

I'm not falling for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2017, 10:09:54 AM

(https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3786/12019875783_8b616b4eb9_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2017, 02:29:58 PM

Nah... I have one of these...

(https://stonethepreacher.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/go2.jpg)

So, I'm going to keep on winning.



(Also, on a side note; I don't know how I ended up finding my way onto YouTube looking up the worlds worst and most disturbing PSA's... but I may never sleep again.)

Hello Insomnia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2017, 12:44:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2017, 02:29:58 PM

(Also, on a side note; I don't know how I ended up finding my way onto YouTube looking up the worlds worst and most disturbing PSA's... but I may never sleep again.)

Prostata problems?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2017, 01:14:20 PM

(https://i.redd.it/jltm1u0y7kwz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2017, 02:48:45 PM

Quote from: outin on November 11, 2017, 12:44:48 PM

Prostata problems?

I'm note sure if you meant Prostate... but I'm far too young to have to worry about that.

Get back to me in 30 years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2017, 03:36:24 PM

(https://i0.wp.com/knuckledraggin.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/owl-gif.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2017, 04:56:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2017, 02:48:45 PM

I'm note sure if you meant Prostate... but I'm far too young to have to worry about that.

Get back to me in 30 years.

Prostata is the latin term.
So if not, why would you worry about PSA?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2017, 05:48:24 PM

Maybe it's the eyes?  ...Those dead, cold eyes...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2017, 01:00:10 AM

I heard them start to sing and went...

NOPE... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!

Not going to fall for that.

Why must have the weird 70's PSA's have cheesy music and shitty lyrics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2017, 02:22:06 PM

Here's one about getting harassed by overly nosey neighbors who call the cops on the someone just trying to move.

And here's everyone in the 1980's with their tiny cell phones... Nobody had those.  Those would have cost $1,000+ back then.  Just walk around with a 10 pound brick?  A little old lady doing that?   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2017, 03:44:05 PM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--OEG0mVJ4--/gu65gpmzqlvpjhgafxne.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2017, 09:58:27 PM

Please - no more PSA's. I've already seen some terrifying ones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2017, 11:35:34 PM

(https://animalstime.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/snowy-owl-facts-for-kids1.jpg)


(https://scotowlblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/img_1356.jpg)



And now... A public service announcement about snowy owls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2017, 02:06:41 PM

Yeah... well, we get invasions of spiders, so you have the better deal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2017, 10:00:06 AM

(https://i.redd.it/ox1rlz4v39yz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2017, 10:48:42 AM

That is actually very well done. You can't really see the blending of the first and last frames, and the sky and waves look like they infinitely go on, despite repeating so quickly.

Well done...







...but it still won't win you this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 16, 2017, 09:38:30 PM

(https://i.giphy.com/media/6Eyrpl2cuOCvm/giphy.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2017, 10:12:41 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 16, 2017, 09:38:30 PM

I do love our little conversations...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2017, 11:38:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2017, 10:48:42 AM

That is actually very well done. You can't really see the blending of the first and last frames, and the sky and waves look like they infinitely go on, despite repeating so quickly.

Well done...







...but it still won't win you this thread.

It's not mine.  I only steal them.  Although I have more appreciation for this individual llama cinemagraph now.

Here's another one I found for a "llama cinemagraph." ::)

(https://reneeklahr.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/rudolph-cinemagraph.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2017, 01:23:08 AM

Not as well done though. Which web-site did you get these from? The Llama one was brilliantly done.

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Post by: Bob on November 17, 2017, 01:59:50 AM

That took awhile to find.  I just ran across it on reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cinemagraphs/duplicates/7dfpc2/majestic_llama_xpost/

Must have been one of those.


Also found this by accident just now too.

(https://i.redd.it/5swyka1pkayz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2017, 11:10:12 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/c9ptGZy.gif)

That's a nice one.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2017, 11:42:20 PM

I noticed this one yesterday after you mentioned the llama one.

(https://i.imgur.com/0pEGDbA.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/0pEGDbA.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 18, 2017, 12:45:47 PM

[ Invalid YouTube link ].
Kind of a weird looking cat, but it's still cute

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2017, 02:18:42 PM

(https://cdn.wolfire.com/blog/Turkey.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2017, 01:53:42 AM

Oh thats right - you guys have Thanksgiving soon... (I think)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2017, 11:30:10 AM

This Thursday.  A whole holiday dedicated toward food.  Haha.  ::)


Oh, did I mess up your win?  :P

(https://i.imgur.com/HVNIhXV.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2017, 01:35:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2017, 11:30:10 AM

Oh, did I mess up your win?

Nope... and I took care of the duck.

(https://www.mapleleaffarms.com/lib/sitefiles/Image/recipe/whole-roast-duck-how-to.jpg)



He was delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 20, 2017, 12:47:26 AM

All the words are going to used up.  "Mm food" is a rap album.  I can't find any other pics.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WRdqjuMmawk/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2017, 12:06:52 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 20, 2017, 12:47:26 AM

All the words are going to used up. 

I think your grammar are going to used up as well...

I don't know what to make of that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 20, 2017, 12:20:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2017, 12:06:52 PM

I think your grammar are going to used up as well...

I don't know what to make of that.

No words no problems

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2017, 09:56:06 PM

I learnt my lesson a long time ago about watching videos you post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 20, 2017, 11:48:10 PM

I... did that on purpose of course.   ::)

Because then I could post something..... like this?  *Bob expected to find Sherlock Holmes reference, and yes, it is 222B.*

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/9265/f/2016/168/3/4/2b_ii_by_koyorin-da6o3qn.jpg)

This is all I'm finding for "2B." 


Apparently she's very tall because most of the pics are from below.  I had make a point to find a safe one that's not.  No idea who this is, but it's *the* result for 2B.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 20, 2017, 11:53:57 PM

*Bob became concerned that he posted an anime porn star on the forum.*  ::)

Apparently she's a character...   (Spoiler alert!  Spoiler alert!   Hahaha...)
https://nier.wikia.com/wiki/YoRHa_No.2_Type_B

...in a Playstation/XBox3 game...
https://nier.wikia.com/wiki/NieR_RepliCant

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 21, 2017, 01:44:13 AM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/778eb12f7fd0f9adf6340d2949ea05c3/tenor.gif)
Dogo log , Day 1296,they have accepted us as one of their own

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2017, 12:21:41 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 20, 2017, 11:48:10 PM

Because then I could post something..... like this?  *Bob expected to find Sherlock Holmes reference, and yes, it is 222B.*

You do realise however Sherlock Holmes lived at 221B Baker street... not 222B.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2017, 12:02:18 AM

(https://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/13900000/Realization-toy-story-3-13945729-500-279.jpg)

*Bob immediately cancels his detective service.*   That would explain why they never solved anything... ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/yta0yeS.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2017, 01:17:08 AM

It's still a win though.

(https://i.imgur.com/czUhE7J.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/czUhE7J.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 22, 2017, 12:28:22 PM

Hey Batman, drop that beat, I said play track!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2017, 09:58:35 PM

I hope Dubstep dies a painful, painful death.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2017, 10:18:36 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/1M9fmo1WAFVK0/giphy.gif)

 ::)  

As opposed to a quick death I guess.




I swear I'm seeing things.  I could have sworn perfect_pitch wrote something about a long, slow death.  Although I guess if you want a painful, painful death, it's not going to be quick. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2017, 11:16:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2017, 10:18:36 AM

I could have sworn perfect_pitch wrote something about a long, slow death. 

Sorry to disappoint, but you're seeing things. I wrote my message before I went out to work and this is the first chance I've had to get back to this forum.

I'd rather it be painful, than slow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 23, 2017, 11:35:31 AM

(https://i.giphy.com/media/irZ58gC4WGaHu/giphy.webp) :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2017, 11:52:03 AM

I don't even know what's going on in this one.

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/caf5db70667485a6d32b7c53ab14aec8/tumblr_ngv1h058lX1sxnfcxo1_1280.jpg)


What's that?  Oh, why thank you for congratulating me on win. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2017, 10:11:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 23, 2017, 11:52:03 AM

I don't even know what's going on in this one.

Nobody does - that's because Americans are weird.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 24, 2017, 03:44:59 AM

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2017, 09:04:54 AM

(https://i.redd.it/c5lj1aq60tzz.jpg)

I'm picturing it being six foot tall, weighing several hundred pounds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2017, 09:20:05 AM

Sorry to say it, but due to it's obese size - it doesn't fall under the 'cute' category.

Now this...

(https://cdn.pcwallart.com/images/squirrel-drawing-wallpaper-2.jpg)

Is adorable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 24, 2017, 01:41:10 PM

(https://yt3.ggpht.com/-bv0_RsRIQS0/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/Ynx9vw6_XU8/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg)
Cute combat wombat is cute

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 24, 2017, 06:17:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2017, 09:20:05 AM

Sorry to say it, but due to it's obese size - it doesn't fall under the 'cute' category.

Now this...

(https://cdn.pcwallart.com/images/squirrel-drawing-wallpaper-2.jpg)

Is adorable.

And propably full of these cuties

(https://i0.wp.com/delusion.ucdavis.edu/images/squirrel-flea-jeffsmith.jpg?resize=600%2C450)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2017, 10:59:10 PM

Quote from: visitor on November 24, 2017, 01:41:10 PM

(https://yt3.ggpht.com/-bv0_RsRIQS0/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/Ynx9vw6_XU8/s900-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg)
Cute combat wombat is cute

That pictures so blurry, it had to have been taken on a Samsung.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 26, 2017, 01:38:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2017, 10:59:10 PM

That pictures so blurry, it had to have been taken on a Samsung.    ;D

haha not I've found Samsung mobile devices gave the best optics and imaging sensors and supporting software on the market , at least for the flagahip galaxy line  in the US, may be different in other Parts of the world

Here my gift to you have the finest version of despacito on the internet

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2017, 06:43:48 PM

You're going to make the squirrels feel bad.  Look at them now.  Just look.  ::)

(https://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/eui1HAh-1.jpg)

(https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/58e697732c00002800ff2b39.jpeg?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale)

(https://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/fat-balloon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2017, 09:58:13 PM

Wow... talk about what happens when you stress eat.

I gotta stop doing that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2017, 11:09:19 PM

(https://t1.ea.ltmcdn.com/en/images/5/4/4/img_how_to_look_after_a_squirrel_445_paso_3_600.jpg)















(https://deadrabbit.barstoolsports.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/24/squirrel.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 27, 2017, 01:46:59 AM

Xfiles Theme song music Intensifies

#InfantOwls #NotAliens #LOLindia

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2017, 09:58:30 AM

That was...

horrifying.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a7/30/64/a7306492d9bad03b661348496a1dbeba--smiley-faces-smileys.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 28, 2017, 12:06:15 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/90/d7/4a/90d74ab0a3e9226a239b6e67d5a85b70--fantasy-creatures-mythical-creatures.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on November 28, 2017, 04:27:07 AM

(https://image.ibb.co/d2FL7m/Screen_Shot_2017_11_27_at_9_25_37_PM.png)

lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 28, 2017, 05:14:21 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on November 28, 2017, 04:27:07 AM

(https://image.ibb.co/d2FL7m/Screen_Shot_2017_11_27_at_9_25_37_PM.png)

lol

Nice try but no. You are not going to win. Just go back to doing what you do best. Play some Chopin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2017, 10:25:30 AM

Quote from: pencilart3 on November 28, 2017, 04:27:07 AM

(https://image.ibb.co/d2FL7m/Screen_Shot_2017_11_27_at_9_25_37_PM.png)

Are there that many people desperate for love???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 29, 2017, 12:46:51 AM

*Bob runs out of time and posts anything.*

(https://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Am+i+cool+yet+_290c9a83d2a230177fd4b244ed099f68.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 29, 2017, 01:11:42 AM

A new contender enters the competition

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on November 29, 2017, 01:30:36 AM

Sorry visitor, this is best pirate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 29, 2017, 11:13:53 AM

*Bob is still searching for something to post.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 29, 2017, 12:43:25 PM

Quote from: ronde_des_sylphes on November 29, 2017, 01:30:36 AM

Sorry visitor, this is best pirate.

draht!!
I was going to counter
[ Invalid YouTube link ]
Alas,it may still  not be enough to win however

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2017, 02:23:36 PM

Why is it part of the meme to have 'He's a pirate' completely distorted and too loud???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 29, 2017, 11:51:37 PM

(https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/pirate-ship-at-giants-pirates-game-in-san-francisco.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 30, 2017, 02:21:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2017, 02:23:36 PM

Why is it part of the meme to have 'He's a pirate' completely distorted and too loud???

lol I feel that's part of its beauty hahah

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 30, 2017, 02:22:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 29, 2017, 11:51:37 PM

(https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/pirate-ship-at-giants-pirates-game-in-san-francisco.gif)

that has got to be one of of the best pirates I have ever seen

!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2017, 09:09:39 AM

I'm not usually one for cute meme's... but damn this was adorable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 30, 2017, 12:10:30 PM

visitor re pays the thread with a similar overdub while also spreading holiday cheer

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2017, 01:49:42 PM

I really hate that f@#$ing song...

I think Mariah Carey is past her prime.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2017, 11:57:40 PM

Man, this took a while to find.  Still watching it.  It appears to be within the range of what I was searching for.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on December 01, 2017, 02:42:45 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2017, 11:05:42 PM

I never got into Peanuts. Maybe it's mainly an american thing???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2017, 11:49:05 PM

It's on tv every year so you grow up with it.  The comic strips kind of a depressed humor.  The cartoons, the originals at least, have Vince Guaraldi's jazz in the background which is definitely part of the feeling.  Simple aesthetic.  Doesn't feel rushed.  The Christmas and Halloween ones are the big ones.  There's a Thanksgiving one too I think....  And probably Easter.  And some other crappier ones. 

It's kind of a Wonderful Life, every person, self-deprecating/depressed humor thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 02, 2017, 03:15:51 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/bc6f0ab1145649561339587373_700wa_0.gif)
Gulp.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2017, 04:11:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2017, 11:49:05 PM

It's kind of a Wonderful Life, every person, self-deprecating/depressed humor thing.

I remember the Garfield Christmas movie... that was cool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 02, 2017, 06:30:45 AM

You people bore me  >:(

The shark was cure though  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 02, 2017, 04:22:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2017, 04:11:28 AM

I remember the Garfield Christmas movie... that was cool.

Wow... I don't think I've seen this for decades.  That didn't survive like the Peanuts one did.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0302596/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2017, 02:13:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 02, 2017, 04:22:33 PM

Wow... I don't think I've seen this for decades.  That didn't survive like the Peanuts one did.

For some reason I can relate to Garfield more.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 03, 2017, 08:20:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2017, 02:13:18 AM

For some reason I can relate to Garfield more.    ;D

Because you love cats? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2017, 01:24:45 PM

Quote from: outin on December 03, 2017, 08:20:13 AM

Because you love cats? ;)

No... probably because like Garfield, I realise that Christmas is meant to be a perfect day where everyone is happy, but simply just hides their distaste for each other meanwhile, it's just a glorified day where people buy presents in a shallow attempt to try and shove what gift they think the person needs as a way of covering up for the fact that they don't really know them as well as they should.

But that's just me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on December 04, 2017, 12:49:32 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/fe/83/d8/fe83d8850991c08f2026c7fe66b03e17--redhead-jokes-redhead-funny.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2017, 01:08:44 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 04, 2017, 10:08:49 AM

*Bob switches on the banana fan and makes hot Dr. Pepper for everyone.*  :P

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/85527174.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on December 04, 2017, 03:49:09 PM

that hot dr.pepper video was one of my favorites of all time

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 04, 2017, 06:29:30 PM

**visitor comes to the realization that his ceiling light rotator can be modified to provide a banana breeze
(https://i.imgur.com/yD4Vtjg.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2017, 10:28:26 PM

Quote from: pencilart3 on December 04, 2017, 03:49:09 PM

that hot dr.pepper video was one of my favorites of all time

WHY??? That was awful. It sounded like it was narrated by a 10 year old who was bored while his mother was out shopping.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2017, 12:48:27 AM

(https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/541100/header.jpg?t=1484740032)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2017, 09:09:13 AM

I don't know what the is a reference to, or for???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2017, 09:40:19 AM

https://historythings.com/krampusnacht-what-is-it-and-how-did-it-start/

I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago.  Today, Dec 5th, is Krampus Night though.  Dec 6th is St. Nicholaus (nick-o-la-shh, not nick-o-liss) day.  It looks like Krampus is the opposite -- Takes stuff from kids.  Probably the idea of the devil and Hell, maybe the boogey man.  Or just from thinking of the opposite of Santa Claus. 

Looks like it should be nighttime right now on Dec 5th in Australia....

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Post by: visitor on December 05, 2017, 01:07:26 PM

*visitor drops dat hot krumpus carol beat

Thishas got to be the greatest recorder flute pirate i have ever seen


**not mine, yt for some reason suggested this to me

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2017, 02:05:03 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 05, 2017, 09:40:19 AM

I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago.  Today, Dec 5th, is Krampus Night though.  It looks like Krampus is the opposite -- Takes stuff from kids

So he's like the reason kids are warned about stranger danger???    ;D

Oh... and on a side note - that video is probably the only proof people need for why all the recorders in the world should be confiscated, put into a big pile and burnt until there is nothing left but a big puddle of plastic.

I'm sure they can recycle it for something more useful... like more bins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2017, 05:38:51 PM

*Bob hires a conductor to "politely shove" everyone else out of the thread.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/HyI5Jca.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/HyI5Jca.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2017, 09:58:46 PM

You see the problem is with Conductors is that they are polite. They never jump in early, or go against the composers wishes.

Here's how you shove someone out the way.

(https://i.redd.it/ye844js13ozy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2017, 11:51:53 PM

I'm thinking if you select pieces for a school "holiday" event, if you're supposed to pick a variety of pieces, a variety of styles, nationalities, etc....  Shouldn't you be picking some Krampus music too then?

That might get the heavy metal style into a concert/program.


I could actually see this piece working for an elementary group...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 06, 2017, 12:04:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 05, 2017, 11:51:53 PM

I'm thinking if you select pieces for a school "holiday" event, if you're supposed to pick a variety of pieces, a variety of styles, nationalities, etc....  Shouldn't you be picking some Krampus music too then?

That might get the heavy metal style into a concert/program.


I could actually see this piece working for an elementary group...  ::)

(https://irevuo.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/tumblr_n4pty3aowp1qj2h7eo3_500.gif)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/de/20/93de20784fd7f19bf3567e84c031df1d.gif).

fin.(?)....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2017, 08:06:39 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 06, 2017, 12:04:45 AM

The fact that, the channel above has more than 6,000,000 views and the number of likes and dislikes on any given video shows that the ratio of stupid morons, easily outweighs the bright intelligent people.

I weep for the future of mankind... I really do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2017, 11:11:55 AM

That's why rhythm is more important than pitch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2017, 02:00:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 06, 2017, 11:11:55 AM

That's why rhythm is more important than pitch.

As someone with perfect pitch, I beg to differ.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 06, 2017, 02:00:49 PM

The winds of change begin to blow, and a floof settles into the thread
(https://i.redditmedia.com/j4Cd51zZgKrChMEfiKrhJ6ZiHOz721pDDeIz58tcmzo.png?w=604&s=340a59e5b9f1d7e0aa050c29f9fdfe13)

*plays in background

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2017, 09:57:01 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 06, 2017, 02:00:49 PM

.

I bet Visitor probably had perfect pitch, but listening to too much of that has destroyed it.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2017, 09:55:48 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/j7etjX5.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/j7etjX5.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 07, 2017, 12:45:01 PM

(https://www.bizarbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/SlyStalloneHouse2-500x331.jpg) :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2017, 02:18:58 PM

(https://funnylife.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/funny-527.jpg)







How many of you read that with sound of Morgan Freemans voice in your head?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 08, 2017, 01:48:30 PM

(https://gifsdomi.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/gif-animaux-drc3b4les-214.gif?w=640)

Comme les sables à travers le sablier, les jours de nos vies le sont aussi.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2017, 02:00:42 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 08, 2017, 01:48:30 PM

Comme les sables à travers le sablier, les jours de nos vies le sont aussi.

I didn't like the animation in that movie... I thought it could have been done a lot better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2017, 06:09:07 PM

(https://i.redd.it/f3dzpnxdnw201.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2017, 12:54:33 AM

Perfect Pitch approves the owl picture. Keep 'em coming.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 10, 2017, 01:11:21 AM

 A tinder pop up appears, visitor attempts to close it before it posts but missed it
(https://cdn.dopl3r.com/memes_files/real-human-20-70-miles-away-hello-i-am-an-real-human-i-enjoy-the-human-hobbies-of-breathing-air-and-walking-with-my-leg-X33a9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2017, 09:37:16 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/vHDldlq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2017, 02:31:49 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 10, 2017, 01:11:21 AM

A tinder pop up appears, visitor attempts to close it before it posts but missed it

Are you that desperate, that you're relying on Tinder???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2017, 03:47:10 PM

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/g6mgOdr.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2017, 12:02:40 AM

Okay... I have to give that person a huge applause - that takes skill.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2017, 11:15:57 AM

(https://i.redd.it/z872u0af5e301.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2017, 11:39:12 PM

Hm.   

https://hmpg.net



*Bob decides not to tell anyone in real life, but to keep this information to himself.*  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2017, 12:38:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 12, 2017, 11:39:12 PM

https://hmpg.net

I've learnt not to trust strange hyperlinks from weirdos on the internet. Not going to touch that...



[Casually walks away]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2017, 12:45:27 AM

Ok.

https://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 13, 2017, 02:50:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 12, 2017, 11:15:57 AM

(https://i.redd.it/z872u0af5e301.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2017, 04:11:57 AM

Quote from: visitor on December 13, 2017, 02:50:29 AM

WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2017, 12:17:01 PM

Something to cleanse your palette....  ::)

Darnit... 1:35min in....

&feature=youtu.be&t=96

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2017, 02:09:35 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2017, 12:17:01 PM

Something to cleanse your palette....  ::)

I don't usually respond in this manner...

but...












































































































































(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/011/365/GRUMPYCAT.jpg)

SERIOUSLY?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 14, 2017, 12:29:49 PM

dear pp,  sorry for bad recorder flute. Here i make up to you now w strings
[ Invalid YouTube link ]
luv
v

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2017, 01:20:54 PM

Despite the incredibly poor playing of the violin... those shots spliced in really make the video rather amusing.

Allow me to respond in kind.

Always makes me laugh. I can't believe however they actually managed to get an Elephant into the Orchestra pit.  



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2017, 10:42:57 AM

I was looking for elementary violin performances, for that sound, except they're real life performances....

Then I found a video on what creates bad string sounds but the format was wrong for posting here.

So I got nothing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 15, 2017, 01:26:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 05, 2017, 09:40:19 AM

https://historythings.com/krampusnacht-what-is-it-and-how-did-it-start/

I hadn't heard of it until a few years ago.  Today, Dec 5th, is Krampus Night though.  Dec 6th is St. Nicholaus (nick-o-la-shh, not nick-o-liss) day.  It looks like Krampus is the opposite -- Takes stuff from kids.  Probably the idea of the devil and Hell, maybe the boogey man.  Or just from thinking of the opposite of Santa Claus. 

Looks like it should be nighttime right now on Dec 5th in Australia....

so many things on the internet on Krampus are not quite written in the right perspective, this write p the guy actually knows what he's talking about, Krampus is actually on the same side as St Nicolas, he's not the opposite of Santa or bad, he's the 'arm of justice' so to speak, Santa rewards good, and Krampus punishes evil, and detering bad behavior and punishing bad is not a bad thing right? at least that's how the original folk tales put it, but along the way, people started saying he's  bad boogey man,
further reading here:

https://benito-cereno.tumblr.com/post/69155222281/the-misunderstood-krampus-over-the-last-few
(https://assets.huckberry.com/uploads/post/image/1746/featured_Huckberry_Krampus_Shenal_4.jpg)

still, creepy as heck, and as author said, pretty severe, but that was sort of the point originally at least to those that created and developed the folk tale and it's tradition.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2017, 03:55:49 PM

Meet my Christmas hero:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/seuss/images/5/56/How-the-grinch-stole-christmas-benedict-cumberbatch.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on December 15, 2017, 10:34:09 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 15, 2017, 01:26:29 PM

he's not the opposite of Santa or bad, he's the 'arm of justice' so to speak,

The arm of justice, you say.  How harsh and creepé, I say.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/52/50/0a/52500aa7a292ad9fcb1075bd9860697d--monocle-a-gentleman.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2017, 11:05:23 PM

More bloody cats... seriously? Let's try something different

(https://i.imgur.com/eBToa.jpg)

(https://pics.clipartpng.com/Baby_Fox_PNG_Clip_Art-2277.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 16, 2017, 01:01:43 AM

(https://www.pbteen.com/ptimgs/ab/images/dp/wcm/201734/0016/fox-faux-fur-critter-beanbag-c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 16, 2017, 03:32:41 AM

(https://d2zqzdyn2mziub.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/10102717/Screen-Shot-2017-10-10-at-1.19.33-PM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2017, 12:32:35 PM

Not even Google Translate can detect what language that's supposed to be...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 16, 2017, 02:03:22 PM

I'll go with this.  I'm tired of searching.

(https://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/1w-CHC3oRYNeHPp6ept44Q/258s.jpg)



The question is, what is that white thing on the bench?  A fluffy seat thing to sit on?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2017, 01:16:55 AM

Elton Johns underwear???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2017, 09:30:38 AM

And then....


(https://i.redd.it/c5i149dwnd401.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2017, 02:04:52 PM

And now we have the Elton Johns underwear 'BEFORE' shot.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2017, 07:13:13 PM

The message body was not left empty...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2017, 11:50:20 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 17, 2017, 07:13:13 PM

This video is Scientific proof that the possibility exists that not only could there be intelligent life on other planets...

...and that there seems to be some on our planet that don't. And to think we share 99% of our DNA with these idiots.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2017, 05:41:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2017, 11:50:20 PM

This video is Scientific proof that the possibility exists that not only could there be intelligent life on other planets...

...and that there seems to be some on our planet that don't. And to think we share 99% of our DNA with these idiots.

So you're saying this video was made by a chimp?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2017, 11:27:47 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 19, 2017, 05:41:15 PM

So you're saying this video was made by a chimp?

Given the quality of the content... I'd say...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6X_cC0WbLmI/maxresdefault.jpg)

YEAH!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2017, 11:55:14 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv


Enjoy your sunlight down there on there on the southern hemisphere.  In a couple days we'll start taking it back. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 20, 2017, 12:13:02 AM

I guess I won the thread....  ;D


(https://i.imgur.com/6ADLV4r.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/6ADLV4r.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2017, 04:47:48 AM

The only way you win the thread is if my internet connection dies.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/18/3d/2f/183d2fdf51bf314c5063495dffbfbf65.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 20, 2017, 11:41:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/4ivFSHD.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2017, 12:49:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 20, 2017, 11:41:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/4ivFSHD.gif)

Bob knows that his defeat at my hands is looming closer and closer.

That's not the face of a potential winner.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2017, 02:01:13 AM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/13Zh9drdSWAeSQ/giphy.gif)


Quick edited:   Your winning that is.  That's what I don't see happening.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 21, 2017, 02:29:15 AM

Where will you be when the 14th cup of coffee you and your friends had after lunch hits?

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on December 21, 2017, 07:18:30 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2017, 10:52:13 PM

Darth vader seems to have lost his edge. No wonder his Death Star got blown up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 22, 2017, 12:01:33 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/13Y6LAZJqRspI4/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2017, 02:15:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 22, 2017, 12:01:33 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/13Y6LAZJqRspI4/giphy.gif)

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/9f/9f2eeb0e221b0f8d1cf270ee7e6c6c18aab7716618984e61c7fcfae02e8ca55d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 22, 2017, 01:48:20 PM

*warrior Santa spotted riding near the thread
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d59f76defb49134d5018976861ff288/tumblr_p0zmpfhTM31u8wbhro1_400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2017, 11:13:04 PM

They should post that once in a while to kids, to remind them to be nice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on December 23, 2017, 10:49:41 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 22, 2017, 01:48:20 PM

*warrior Santa spotted riding near the thread

Classic post, Visitor.  
Intelligence from the North Pole says Rudolph is about ready to stroll.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2017, 02:26:20 AM

1)        No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

2)       There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3)       Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc.

 4)       This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

5)      The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

6)        353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -- If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.



(Someone had to post it)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 25, 2017, 09:30:54 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/DRXtxWg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2017, 02:34:01 PM

Well... it's 10:30pm here in Australia. I hope everyone had a Merry Christ

Ooops sorry, what I should have said is........ Happy Holidays!

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted upcoming calendar year 2018, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first."Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

DISCLAIMER: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee, him/herself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2017, 02:05:52 PM

(https://www.pakchainint.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Happy-New-Year-2018-Images-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2017, 02:55:26 PM

That's maybe a tad too early... On Hogmany yeah, but 5 days before New Year???

Someones very, very early...

(https://s.hswstatic.com/gif/alcohol-drunk-orig.jpg)

So is that guy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2017, 04:08:49 PM

These days don't really seem to count.  It's like leftover days in the year.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on December 28, 2017, 09:37:46 AM

Who likes peanut butter!   :P


(https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Grandma-playing-with-her-false-teeth.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2017, 10:04:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 27, 2017, 04:08:49 PM

These days don't really seem to count.  It's like leftover days in the year.

No it's not. It's the part where we can relax and actually enjoy our holidays before work resumes.






And yewtree... what is wrong with you.    :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on December 28, 2017, 02:51:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2017, 10:04:15 AM

No it's not. It's the part where we can relax and actually enjoy our holidays before work resumes.






And yewtree... what is wrong with you.    :(

 PP,  You may delete it if you wish.  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2017, 11:45:38 PM

Quote from: yewtree on December 28, 2017, 02:51:04 PM

PP,  You may delete it if you wish.  :-\

Deleting it won't do. I'm going to need the Eye bleach and a wire scourer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 29, 2017, 01:44:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2017, 11:45:38 PM

Deleting it won't do. I'm going to need the Eye bleach and a wire scourer.

best way to forget an ouchie? Have a different bigger ouchie

Via our favorite neighborhood cartoon network of course

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2017, 10:32:02 PM

*Bob is actually eating peanut butter right now.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2017, 11:12:39 PM

Quote from: visitor on December 29, 2017, 01:44:27 AM

best way to forget an ouchie? Have a different bigger ouchie

I'm not going to click that video, simply based on the fact that the image looks like she doesn't have a brain between her ears.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2017, 12:10:51 AM

*Bob is thinking 2018 probably won't get any better.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2017, 05:48:00 PM

Time to celebrate this win.... ::)

(https://i.redd.it/nd2e8j4vtj501.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2017, 10:02:42 PM

 (https://i.imgur.com/kJYPYBy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2017, 12:15:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 30, 2017, 05:48:00 PM

(https://i.redd.it/nd2e8j4vtj501.gif)

I was so hoping that Gravity would get the best of her... and she would faceplant the ground.

Why the HELL would anyone want to be stuck inside a giant rubber ball???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 31, 2017, 01:16:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2017, 12:15:20 AM

I was so hoping that Gravity would get the best of her... and she would faceplant the ground.

(https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140704/girls_who_just_cant_23.gif)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 31, 2017, 01:17:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2017, 12:15:20 AM

I was so hoping that Gravity would get the best of her... and she would faceplant the ground.

Why the HELL would anyone want to be stuck inside a giant rubber ball???

Can't miss the ball if you're in it :)
(https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140704/girls_who_just_cant_05.gif)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2017, 01:43:43 AM

Good job.  Here's a biscuit.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/VfbmBr9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on December 31, 2017, 02:07:27 AM

(https://imgstocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Crazy-cat-wallpaper-150x150.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2017, 06:31:29 PM

Well - to those stuck in 2017...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! First post of 2018 in this thread. Another milestone in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2017, 11:00:34 PM

Next year... We'll get to 2019 first... next year...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2018, 02:01:56 AM

If you're anywhere West of Perth, Australia - no you won't.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 01, 2018, 02:05:02 AM

Well well well looks like we got ourselves a good old standoff forming.
Hoping it surpasses this classic

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2018, 02:48:21 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/3u7gfvN.jpg)


Australia added closed captions.  Haha. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2018, 01:35:26 AM

Reminds me of this:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 02, 2018, 05:32:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/AVB3MJ8.gif)
Sup 2018

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 02, 2018, 10:56:12 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/YiVzto3NLt5Go/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2018, 10:57:06 PM

It's the 3rd of January where I am... New Years has past and gone.

How bad was your New Year Hangover???    ;D

Quote from: visitor on January 02, 2018, 05:32:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/AVB3MJ8.gif)

That's one hell of an entrance right there...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2018, 11:56:03 PM

Oops, I'm late now....

Those are Canadian ducks.  They're curling when they land.



This is probably a little more relevant for music history, etc.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2018, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2018, 11:56:03 PM

I never found that song to be of any interest to me... I thought it sounded awful, especially with that call-and-response thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2018, 12:20:37 AM

https://giant.gfycat.com/MintyFantasticAlligatorgar.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2018, 12:22:39 AM

I've got nothing interesting to post... so to fill the gap, here's some white noise.

(https://i.imgur.com/U5Ccc0f.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/U5Ccc0f.gif)

Pretend it's a 3D Image and see if you can identify the picture hidden inside...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2018, 03:07:24 PM

I think there are moving 3D eye images out now.

(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2018, 03:53:21 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 06, 2018, 03:07:24 PM

(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)(https://www.subgenius.com/GIFmovies/TUMBLINGPIPE.gif)

I know... This is seriously awesome. I've been staring at this for hours.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 06, 2018, 05:53:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2018, 12:22:39 AM

I've got nothing interesting to post... so to fill the gap, here's some white noise.

(https://i.imgur.com/U5Ccc0f.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/U5Ccc0f.gif)

That's no white noise! There are THINGS in it...And I see them crawling out...























Good thing my cats catch them before they get to me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2018, 06:40:12 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2018, 02:15:05 AM

Hey... let me try that...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/kjbutNOsKX1Ty/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kjbutNOsKX1Ty/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kjbutNOsKX1Ty/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kjbutNOsKX1Ty/giphy.gif)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kjbutNOsKX1Ty/giphy.gif)
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxoz5lf0b1qlef3io1_500.gif)







NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 07, 2018, 02:22:28 AM

Time for a palate cleanser
(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-japanese-weird-sh*t-1016998.gif)
As you were

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2018, 03:22:41 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/90/4d/9d/904d9dc063320b12abc4c2c52bd1e1f9.jpg)

"ooooOOOOOooooo....."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2018, 05:24:24 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 07, 2018, 02:22:28 AM

Time for a palate cleanser
(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/gif-japanese-weird-sh*t-1016998.gif)

They say we humans share 50% of our DNA with bananas...

...I somehow suspect some people out there are closer related to the banana, than to their fellow human beings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2018, 10:31:49 AM

We'll have to wait for the world of music to tell us whether this is a quality piece.   ::)  We might not know in our lifetime though.


Oh, farts too.  That guy had to perform while making the video and then someone was editing that thing together.  You'd think he'd be wondering what he's doing with his life.




*Bob wonders what he/Bob is doing with his life.* ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 07, 2018, 02:32:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2018, 05:24:24 AM

They say we humans share 50% of our DNA with bananas...

...I somehow suspect some people out there are closer related to the banana, than to their fellow human beings.

This poor child looks like he is having an epileptic  fit.    :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 07, 2018, 02:41:34 PM

Banana Boat song.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 07, 2018, 04:12:28 PM

Instead of posting banana songs people should tell me to practice...piano lesson tomorrow and I am just feeling lazy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2018, 12:40:44 AM

This should help then.

(https://www.rewardcharts4kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/piano-practice-chart-4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 08, 2018, 04:40:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2018, 12:40:44 AM

This should help then.

(https://www.rewardcharts4kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/piano-practice-chart-4.jpg)

Cute, but what do I do with it? Draw cats in the boxes?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2018, 08:52:07 AM

Erm... You... can if you want, but if you're worried about your practice, I'd write in the amount of minutes you practice, to keep you aware of how much your throwing at the piano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 08, 2018, 09:34:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2018, 08:52:07 AM

Erm... You... can if you want, but if you're worried about your practice, I'd write in the amount of minutes you practice, to keep you aware of how much your throwing at the piano.

I do try not to throw anything at the piano...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2018, 12:13:21 AM

Could always throw pianos instead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 12, 2018, 02:57:49 AM

You have been granted access down loser' s way
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a0YynOd/aWlJdJ02_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2018, 06:21:00 AM

I can't swim, nor can I kayak or canoe - so I'll take the shortcut down 'Winners bypass'.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 13, 2018, 12:41:37 AM

Win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2018, 08:35:47 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 13, 2018, 12:41:37 AM

Win.

I'm sorry Visitor, but you seemed to have spelt 'Runner up' wrong...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 13, 2018, 07:58:46 PM

(https://i.redd.it/uyw7trmc3u901.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 13, 2018, 10:23:26 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/PC6QboR.jpg)

"That's strange.  I normally level the whole city."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2018, 02:00:54 AM

Who did it better - weird, worm like Godzilla, or

(https://i.imgflip.com/zmvq0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 15, 2018, 03:43:50 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2018, 02:05:24 AM

Sorry to say it, but I found this:

(https://happyandhealthyrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/broccoli-in-oyster-sauce-recipe-2.jpg)

Funnier than the post above.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2018, 09:06:32 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/CSA-Red-Russian-Kale.jpg/219px-CSA-Red-Russian-Kale.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2018, 10:36:51 AM

This might come in handy, since we're on the topic.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/2e/eb/372eeb3334505904748939e7807c9956.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 19, 2018, 10:55:35 AM

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/23d55fec-4891-4288-9145-fe9493425fbf_1.ae9e6950e05c9dcd3cad50cad5c223d3.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2018, 01:23:31 PM

Here's a fork...

(https://static.pexels.com/photos/39565/fork-eat-metal-fork-dine-39565.jpeg)

See what fun you can have if you put it in your microwave.    ;D

I'll wait here patiently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2018, 12:02:23 PM

(https://img.wonderhowto.com/img/72/28/63484948539355/0/melt-metal-with-modified-microwave-oven-transformer.w1456.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2018, 02:01:12 PM

If you took my advice literally, then I guess I have more power over you than I thought Bob.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/f/f8/Mindtrick.png)

'These are not the droids you're looking for'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2018, 02:46:33 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 15, 2018, 03:43:50 PM

Clearly I have spent too much time on this forum, since I misread the title as Chopin broccoli...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2018, 12:36:32 AM

Quote from: outin on January 20, 2018, 02:46:33 PM

Clearly I have spent too much time on this forum, since I misread the title as Chopin broccoli...

Well, of course. We all know Chopin was a prolific composer, fine pianist and advocate of vegetarianism.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2018, 12:25:34 PM

 ;D

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-11/3/11/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-27619-1446567953-9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2018, 03:04:41 PM

I know he's probably feeling like s@#$ right now after all the controversy, but I got a present that might cheer him up.

(https://image.ibb.co/iWt3Gw/my_tombstone.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2018, 05:23:38 PM

(https://www.niubniubsuniverse.com/characs/ep1/jarswim.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2018, 05:43:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2018, 03:04:41 PM

I know he's probably feeling like s@#$ right now after all the controversy, but I got a present that might cheer him up.

(https://image.ibb.co/iWt3Gw/my_tombstone.jpg)

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2018, 07:05:08 PM

*Bob deploys several hedgehogs, set at "ramming speed."   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/VXwqEh1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2018, 07:06:19 PM

Quote from: outin on January 21, 2018, 05:43:02 PM

Am I supposed to know who that is?

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/7njcup/whats_going_on_with_logan_paul_and_a_dead_body/?st=jcp5li25&sh=9b038628

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2018, 08:18:39 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 21, 2018, 07:06:19 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/7njcup/whats_going_on_with_logan_paul_and_a_dead_body/?st=jcp5li25&sh=9b038628

Who in their sane mind would waste time reading such a page? Unreadable S*it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2018, 12:24:09 AM

I'm simply hoping he ends up feeling depressed and sorry for what he did, he's pulled off YouTube forever and he eventually fades into obscurity forever, never to be heard from again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 22, 2018, 01:11:56 AM

He's probably sitting and sulking right now... with his millions of dollars from being a youtuber.  Must be rough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2018, 02:28:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2018, 12:24:09 AM

I'm simply hoping he ends up feeling depressed and sorry for what he did, he's pulled off YouTube forever and he eventually fades into obscurity forever, never to be heard from again.

Poor thing is obscure to the people who count (me) already.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2018, 05:22:01 AM

If he ends up being obscure to everyone else, then life will be just.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2018, 12:32:29 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/v8aWfGd.jpg)

oi...

https://i.imgur.com/v8aWfGd.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 24, 2018, 01:41:12 PM

(https://pics.me.me/when-life-gives-you-onions-make-onionade-onion-juice-27341964.png)
 :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2018, 02:41:42 PM

I saw that and thought of:

(https://boardofwisdom.com/cachetogo/images/quotes/223927.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2018, 11:41:07 PM

https://giant.gfycat.com/RepentantCrispBoa.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2018, 12:06:41 AM

Bob still hasn't got the hang of embedding yet...   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 26, 2018, 11:50:23 PM

You can't embed a .webm file in here, can you?

How about this?  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/HfQrcTQ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/HfQrcTQ.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2018, 12:59:17 AM

Bob's finally learning... Good on you Bob.

You've earned yourself a cookie.

(https://moziru.com/images/cookie-clipart-transparent-background-16.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 27, 2018, 01:06:58 AM

Oooo cookie is favorite treat of leafopotamus
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aZMKrOX/aXPXlrJD_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2018, 05:45:01 AM

Meh... Leatopotamus would probably be eaten by the Koaowl.

(https://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/new-hybrid-animals-photoshop-30.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2018, 05:56:04 AM

Now why would we have to worry about biodiversity? The internet creates new species faster than nature ever could ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2018, 03:28:02 PM

(https://news.uchicago.edu/sites/default/files/styles/leading_regular/public/images/image/20170726/istock-613678930.jpg?itok=mmMwEj_7)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2018, 06:48:20 AM

Quote from: outin on January 27, 2018, 05:56:04 AM

Now why would we have to worry about biodiversity? The internet creates new species faster than nature ever could ;)

True, but you can't hold any of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2018, 05:52:01 PM

Here's one reason to worry.  ::)
https://gizmodo.com/scientifically-accurate-finding-nemo-would-be-horrifyin-1169760550


That would have a weird movie.  Or two.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2018, 12:26:29 AM

Yeah... seen that before on Cracked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 30, 2018, 01:23:34 AM

Kind of creepy.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lvdTUcUZ34c/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 30, 2018, 02:00:55 AM

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2018, 06:56:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 30, 2018, 02:00:55 AM

Note to self... replace speakers...



...and remember to turn down the volume next time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 30, 2018, 09:35:47 AM

The body was not left empty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2018, 11:19:01 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 30, 2018, 09:35:47 AM

The body was not left empty.

I don't know what to make of that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2018, 02:16:06 AM

Here's a perfectly ordinary bush as my response.  ::)  ;D  :P

(https://i.redd.it/8s5lnspm8ed01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2018, 05:45:47 PM

Click on the wrong thread.  Thought Nils deleted the perfectly ordinary bush pic.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/ydg8DYS.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2018, 10:51:12 PM

Well... it is a boring bush. Here's one that's a little more interesting...

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/12/article-2390056-1B418DCD000005DC-608_634x602.jpg)



...and one that's not so interesting...

(https://www.askideas.com/media/46/Funny-Sad-George-Bush-Face-Image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 03, 2018, 12:31:37 AM

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/MRNwHHV.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/MRNwHHV.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2018, 12:24:31 AM

Sorry Bob, but my internet is way to slow to wait for your gif to download.

I'm going to assume it says something about how great I am, and that you bow before me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 04, 2018, 02:55:04 PM

Yeah... Kind of a summary gif like that.  ::)  ;D



Hey, I found it.  It's a gif of this.

If this doesn't post (removed the https) I'm not fixing it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 04, 2018, 08:26:46 PM

Visitor rewards the thread  w  a rendition of star wars cantons that cannot be unheard
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 04, 2018, 09:44:42 PM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/61047557/sorry-weve-already-heard-that-one-before.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 04, 2018, 11:16:43 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 04, 2018, 09:44:42 PM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/61047557/sorry-weve-already-heard-that-one-before.jpg)

Pardon
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on February 05, 2018, 12:30:13 AM

(https://www.animal-space.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/squirrel-piano.jpg)

"And now, an old tune from my Tin Pan Alley days."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2018, 01:08:44 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/P7b3EHa.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/P7b3EHa.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2018, 10:49:08 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2018, 11:16:43 PM

I'd like to state that the fact that, the amount of views that idiotic video has is genuine proof that the human race...

...is filled with idiots. And if people don't believe me... here is yet another piece of evidence supporting my statement.

Quote from: visitor on February 04, 2018, 08:26:46 PM

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2018, 12:25:17 PM

(https://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/2012/02/22/news/economy/recovery/caution-sign.ju.top.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2018, 01:57:02 PM

Almost as useful as this sign:

(https://www.carrentals.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/sharp.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 06, 2018, 11:56:17 PM

(https://images.smartsign.com/img/lg/K/children-at-play-caution-sign-k2-0402.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 07, 2018, 12:44:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2018, 10:49:08 AM

I'd like to state that the fact that, the amount of views that idiotic video has is genuine proof that the human race...

...is filled with idiots. AnVisitor d if people don't believe me... here is yet another piece of evidence supporting my statement.

17million views ....10hrs...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2018, 08:18:02 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 07, 2018, 12:44:41 AM

17million views ....10hrs...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/0/08/I_don_t_want_to_live_on_this_planet_anymore.jpg)

On the other hand - this made my sh*t myself with laughter....

(https://i.imgur.com/YyGzxWu.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2018, 05:39:24 PM

Like from Friends?   ::)

(https://www.comedycentral.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/image-w-1200-h-600-scale-crop/public/mtv_uk/arc/2014/05/27/f8bf5a4f-0745-45e6-b57a-3cc95f1bd3cf.jpg?itok=neQ-BYZn)

*Bob feels old now.*



That's two words I've learned on here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2018, 11:56:09 PM

I can't find the demonic alien bird glass video....  :-\  I'm back to page 137 on here.  It seems impossible to search for it.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2018, 12:03:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 07, 2018, 11:56:09 PM

I can't find the demonic alien bird glass video....  :-\  I'm back to page 137 on here.  It seems impossible to search for it.  >:(

Type that into Google and this is what is spits out...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/a/a5/Turian_without_armor.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2018, 06:13:02 PM

I found it.  It's a speech by a character named Sovereign in a game called Mass Effect.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 09, 2018, 12:51:47 AM

repent heathen! for the end is nigh!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_j0qKxV0AArwK3.jpg)
an memoriam un  homage al ed palamar

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2018, 09:47:25 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 08, 2018, 06:13:02 PM

Meh... I found this

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/6/62/Zordon.jpg)

...scarier than that - but sadly enough, better than:

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/LHlV13sp-_Fww3cOZ2_X0Cr4E14=/108x0:739x355/1600x900/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/52835041/power_rangers_zordon_trailer_screenshot_1.0.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2018, 02:46:19 PM

(https://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Why+because+of+the+floating+nic+cage+head+_f08eaca6571d2f45a6be0d2376473bf4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2018, 02:06:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 10, 2018, 02:46:19 PM

(https://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Why+because+of+the+floating+nic+cage+head+_f08eaca6571d2f45a6be0d2376473bf4.gif)

That would be true if it wasn't for the fact that...

...no one cares about Nicolas Cage.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 11, 2018, 01:07:50 PM

(https://replygif.net/i/787.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2018, 01:41:10 PM

You know I'm right Bob...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 11, 2018, 02:59:31 PM

thread achievement unlocked
trophy awarded
(https://i.giphy.com/media/p3iUMzKlIf8ly/giphy.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 11, 2018, 06:12:34 PM

(https://boygeniusreport.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/ezgif-com-e6db6ddfbd.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2018, 10:07:05 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 11, 2018, 02:59:31 PM

thread achievement unlocked
trophy awarded
(https://i.giphy.com/media/p3iUMzKlIf8ly/giphy.webp)

Yet another picture embedding fail Visitor...

I'll take the prize (despite the fact that Nicolas Cage's career sure has gone downhill in the last few years)

(https://blazeti.me/shrine/cage34.gif)

ADDENDUM... You want to see something funny... if you thought the image was peculiar enough, visit the beautiful site this image was featured on... It's well worth a laugh...

https://blazeti.me/shrine/

To think someone spent the time to make this site...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 13, 2018, 01:21:53 AM

I see no failure in visitor's image embedding, unless he fixed it before it was linked somehow.

(https://replygif.net/i/787.gif)

I do see failure in my ability to realize the Nick Cage page was automatically playing disco music.  I couldn't figure it out for a second.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2018, 10:50:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 13, 2018, 01:21:53 AM

I see no failure in visitor's image embedding, unless he fixed it before it was linked somehow.

I think Firefox has a weak 'Cat' and 'Nicolas Cage' filter to ensure images of that nature are blocked.

Although this:

Quote from: Bob on February 13, 2018, 01:21:53 AM

I do see failure in my ability to realize the Nick Cage page was automatically playing disco music.  I couldn't figure it out for a second.

That is also funny... and for that, all I can offer you is this picture of Nicolas Cage face palming you over your failure...

Quote from: Bob on February 13, 2018, 01:21:53 AM

(https://replygif.net/i/787.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 13, 2018, 03:00:22 PM

liking where this this whole thing is going
(https://nicolas_cage_as_the_star_of_everything_640_22)
(https://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nicolas_cage_as_the_star_of_everything_640_high_22-465x614.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 14, 2018, 02:47:11 AM

attamahswuamp!
(https://static.tumblr.com/6a899bd2a9aeb13aaa835b0aa2aeae33/lsfp81z/Dkgn8wzbi/tumblr_static_96ohq808llgc0oggoc4s884gc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2018, 09:29:24 AM

(https://www.i2clipart.com/cliparts/9/0/c/5/clipart-smiley-scared-yellow-emoticon-512x512-90c5.png)

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK...

That is the stuff nightmares are made of...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 15, 2018, 12:05:33 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/62587542/you-look-like-crap-on-a-stick.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2018, 10:24:00 AM

You mean like this:

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fuk3FcH91rzn04ho1_500.jpg)





Also, Mewtwo does not approve of your comment.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L1J4EGXI3Xs/maxresdefault.jpg)



(I like this new use of facepalm... I may use this image more)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 15, 2018, 11:57:16 PM

Yes... It's the lip flapping technique brass players use.   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/1doodqm.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/1doodqm.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 16, 2018, 02:32:43 AM

(https://new2.fjcdn.com/gifs/Ya+dont+say+flippity+flappity+flip+flip+flip+flip+flip_915543_4798390.gif).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2018, 07:22:23 AM

Visitor - with some of the things you post here - I worry about your sanity...

...and where it's gone to.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 16, 2018, 05:17:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2018, 07:22:23 AM

Visitor - with some of the things you post here - I worry about your sanity...

...and where it's gone to.

I think I know...

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1021/7821/products/sanecatlady_black_2_1024x1024.png?v=1478254058)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 17, 2018, 12:23:19 AM

One cat per decade.  That's what I've heard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2018, 03:57:28 AM

If the internet was limited to posting one cat picture per decade... we'd all be better off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 17, 2018, 05:24:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2018, 03:57:28 AM

If the internet was limited to posting one cat picture per decade... we'd all be better off.

And lets make it one owl per century please...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 17, 2018, 01:34:46 PM

I'll just post this heart instead.  ::)

(https://www.franschhoektatler.co.za/site/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/How-now-brown-owl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 17, 2018, 02:55:13 PM

This kidney is a lot cuter...

(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/entire-normal-human-kidney-picture-idvis308203)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2018, 01:40:43 AM

Quote from: outin on February 17, 2018, 02:55:13 PM

This kidney is a lot cuter...

Really?!? You think this:

Quote from: outin on February 17, 2018, 02:55:13 PM

(https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/entire-normal-human-kidney-picture-idvis308203)

...is cuter than this???

(https://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/animals/pictures/birds/s/snowy-owl/snowy-owl.adapt.1190.1.JPG)

I'm beginning to understand what's wrong with you now.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 18, 2018, 09:38:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2018, 01:40:43 AM

Really?!? You think this:

...is cuter than this???

(https://www.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/animals/pictures/birds/s/snowy-owl/snowy-owl.adapt.1190.1.JPG)

At least it tastes better...

And the owl just looks stupid. According to research most people see cuteness in animals based on how much they resemble a human baby. And imo human babies are just plain ugly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 18, 2018, 11:37:54 AM

Would anyone like some soup?  ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/ZTAXFCA.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/ZTAXFCA.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2018, 01:00:00 PM

Quote from: outin on February 18, 2018, 09:38:02 AM

And imo human babies are just plain ugly.

Hey... I have a little nephew, so I have to disagree with that statement.

Also, what's it like to have no soul???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 18, 2018, 03:10:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2018, 01:00:00 PM

Hey... I have a little nephew, so I have to disagree with that statement.

Also, what's it like to have no soul???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 19, 2018, 01:34:23 AM

Is this ironic?  Article on soul read by an artificial, soulless voice?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2018, 09:47:01 AM

Quote from: outin on February 18, 2018, 03:10:54 PM

Now the only thing is, I can't tell if you're the one handing out balloons, or the one accepting them...

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/a277/f/2015/091/9/9/new_smiley__big_grin_by_mondspeer-d8nvor8.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 19, 2018, 03:29:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2018, 09:47:01 AM

Now the only thing is, I can't tell if you're the one handing out balloons, or the one accepting them...

Maybe I'm both at the same time...as the cat in the box...which brings us back to...guess what?

(https://stevedalepetworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/cat-in-box-960x690.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 20, 2018, 01:09:20 AM

nope

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2018, 12:31:00 PM

Quote from: outin on February 19, 2018, 03:29:20 PM

Maybe I'm both at the same time...as the cat in the box...which brings us back to...guess what?

Brings us back to what... Schrodinger?

The cats alive, ain't no mystery... moving on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 20, 2018, 05:20:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2018, 12:31:00 PM

Brings us back to what... Schrodinger?

The core of the internet, silly...cat pictures!

But seems I just derailed into the very outskirts of it...cool...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 20, 2018, 05:47:28 PM

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/what_doctor_who.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2018, 09:45:51 AM

Quote from: outin on February 20, 2018, 05:20:24 PM

Any chance you can post a video that DOESN'T have as high a view count???

Makes me depressed when sh*t like this has 100K+ views, and yet there are videos of people with genuine talent what are barely in the thousands.

We live in a sad, sad world.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 21, 2018, 09:58:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2018, 09:45:51 AM

Any chance you can post a video that DOESN'T have as high a view count???

As you wish :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2018, 02:30:03 PM

Thank you... that's all I ask.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 21, 2018, 03:00:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2018, 02:30:03 PM

Thank you... that's all I ask.

And I can now end the thread?

(https://thenailartandbeautydiaries.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/i-won.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2018, 12:45:02 PM

Quote from: outin on February 21, 2018, 03:00:45 PM

And I can now end the thread?

(https://pearlsofprofundity.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/sadly-no-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 22, 2018, 11:51:11 PM

I knew these videos would be there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2018, 10:00:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 22, 2018, 11:51:11 PM

I can't wait till they make the sequel...

Also, you do realise that's just a picture? That isn't actual drying paint - it's just a picture taken of wet paint put on a loop.

It never dries... although maybe that sparks a more fundamental and deeply spiritual question...



...are we ever really dry?  

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-11/256/thinking-face.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 23, 2018, 01:26:49 PM

*visitor comes out from out of nowhere. bam. win.
(https://cloudfront.dappered.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/life-1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 25, 2018, 12:33:29 AM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/59/59e3b07459d9670b73754a9379441874f4a5d830c4106b0e65d1a7e84116e20d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2018, 03:28:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 22, 2018, 11:51:11 PM

That was as stimulating as watching grass grow...

On 2nd thought... that was kind of cool...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 25, 2018, 08:28:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2018, 03:28:56 AM

On 2nd thought... that was kind of cool...

The first part kind of made me think of

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 25, 2018, 12:31:17 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/DRSovrk.gif).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 25, 2018, 01:06:56 PM

Have a banana.


(https://i.imgur.com/hcCxNyl.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/hcCxNyl.gifv



Ugh.  Dirty hands though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2018, 01:41:13 PM

Outin... what the hell is wrong with you posting that crap...

That's just wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 25, 2018, 03:01:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2018, 01:41:13 PM

Outin... what the hell is wrong with you posting that crap...

Well... it's not my fault that these little buggers live in crap :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 26, 2018, 12:48:31 AM

Here's a plushie tapeworm.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/516aatJopYL._SL1500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2018, 10:24:31 AM

Quote from: outin on February 25, 2018, 03:01:34 PM

Well... it's not my fault that these little buggers live in crap :P

I'm not appalled that they live in crap... I'm appalled that you took the liberty of POSTING a picture of crap!!!

That cannot be unseen... Neither can this...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8-oCZ_JEgbM/maxresdefault.jpg)

or...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/46/4a/c7464a1dac8a9ba92bf34958800bfce1.jpg)

Both of which look like they came from the latest Doom Game.

And the fact that they made a plushie tapeworm is perhaps the most stupid idea in existence. How in dear hell are you meant to market that??? Does it come free with every copy of 'Everybody poops?'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 26, 2018, 04:27:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2018, 10:24:31 AM

I'm not appalled that they live in crap... I'm appalled that you took the liberty of POSTING a picture of crap!!!

Wasn't Wolfie obsessed with crap? So I'm just following classical tradition...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2018, 10:24:31 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/46/4a/c7464a1dac8a9ba92bf34958800bfce1.jpg)

Isn't that the cutest thing ever!  :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 26, 2018, 04:43:53 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/26/1d/86261dbeaebb1534dda4deabada8d954.gif)...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 27, 2018, 12:49:30 AM

(https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/media/catalog/category/header/venereals.jpg)



This one has a cape.  ::)

(https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/885x564/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/r/mrsa-cluster.jpg)


And a plushie tick.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61M1-aZnfWL._SL1500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2018, 12:16:08 PM

I'm still confused as to how they market that... and who they market it to.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2018, 12:28:16 AM

Teachers, doctors, gag gifts.

https://www.giantmicrobes.com/


What the heck...
https://www.stupid.com/The-potty-piano.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2018, 07:51:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 28, 2018, 12:28:16 AM

What the heck...
https://www.stupid.com/The-potty-piano.html

Does it play... 'Tinkle, tinkle, little star'



(https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0308/13/1394706644072.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 02, 2018, 12:34:58 AM

(https://s2.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cd0cb688ec403ecc8e0208b383c27b4156d6048759a44f5a346a15f11d36e44.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2018, 05:30:07 AM

Now you know how Drum teachers feel...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 03, 2018, 01:39:51 PM

https://www.zalotube.com/embed/ngY/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2018, 02:42:46 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 03, 2018, 01:39:51 PM

https://www.zalotube.com/embed/ngY/

Nope, not clicking on that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 03, 2018, 03:44:27 PM

Quote from: outin on March 03, 2018, 02:42:46 PM

Nope, not clicking on that.

haha it's actually benign, it's a cat video :-)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2018, 04:26:17 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 03, 2018, 03:44:27 PM

haha it's actually benign, it's a cat video :-)

Not falling on that either... besides cats are never benign...just turn your back on them and...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 03, 2018, 06:29:39 PM

I thought that one cat looked familiar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2018, 02:31:19 AM

Why are you posting cartoon clips from movies 35 years old???

Never heard of NIMH... I preferred Tom & Jerry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 04, 2018, 01:43:08 PM

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/index.shtml

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2018, 02:14:28 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 04, 2018, 01:43:08 PM

https://www.nimh.nih.gov/index.shtml

I don't need that... I'm not the one posting videos of dog poop and cat pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 05, 2018, 05:16:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2018, 02:14:28 AM

I don't need that... I'm not the one posting videos of dog poop and cat pictures.

Got curious and actually clicked... very disappointing, none of those seem to fit  :(

Then looked at "more topics" and what did I find:
"Special Populations

Children & Adolescents
Men
Older Adults
Women"

Seems I am special after all  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 05, 2018, 09:35:30 AM

These messages could be taken the wrong way.


(https://i0.wp.com/boomsumo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Love-quotes-about-love-life-You-Are-So-Special-One-Towards.jpg?zoom=1.5625&resize=600%2C375)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2018, 01:58:32 PM

Then again - if everyone's special, it doesn't make us unique.

That's rather disappointing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 06, 2018, 11:50:25 PM

(https://askmeaboutmyhair.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/I-am-unique.jpg)


*Bob doubts that the first person to ever say that.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2018, 03:29:19 PM

I had actually never heard Gretchen Rubin...

Here's one for you:

(https://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-never-trust-a-man-who-when-left-alone-in-a-room-with-a-tea-cozy-doesn-t-try-it-on-billy-connolly-301651.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 10, 2018, 11:57:31 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/aG70ijf.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/aG70ijf.gifv


Huh.... It stopped working with that one.  .gifv doesn't display.  Changing it to .gif worked but this one freezes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 11, 2018, 01:18:00 AM

I was expecting something more but I guess it's another weekend win.

Anyone want to take pictures with a cute bison?  Or buffalo, whatever this is?


(https://i.imgur.com/Rsmy8wG.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/Rsmy8wG.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2018, 02:06:28 AM

Do we really need any more gifs or photos involving expulsions from the human body???

Why not have a drunk guy throwing up all over the place to complete the set...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 11, 2018, 07:17:50 AM

As you wish...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/68/33/35/6833357bb72a33971c9f22be560b15ea.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2018, 11:54:42 AM

I think anyone would throw up if they had to drink American beer.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2018, 11:12:37 PM

(https://i.redd.it/kb2bducj4uaz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 13, 2018, 05:10:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 12, 2018, 11:12:37 PM

(https://i.redd.it/kb2bducj4uaz.jpg)

Never completed any of the Star wars movies...found them utterly boring...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 14, 2018, 08:53:09 AM

(https://m.popkey.co/8f4693/oGGpr.gif)

(https://m.popkey.co/6bbfda/eWqlr_f-maxage-0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2018, 09:30:25 AM

 8)

Quote from: outin on March 13, 2018, 05:10:44 AM

Never completed any of the Star wars movies...found them utterly boring...

So THAT'S what it's like to have no soul...

That's depressing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2018, 04:46:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2018, 09:30:25 AM

8)
So THAT'S what it's like to have no soul...

That's depressing.

You're just so wrong :)

(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w300_and_h450_bestv2/A7NBy6onEdLpbmL0iysQBrm0a8l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 15, 2018, 09:00:41 AM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qb9g5zYH0n0/UyYR9te5AqI/AAAAAAAABas/G04tMBvMbgc/s1600/Zebra+Head+Taxidermy.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2018, 10:33:17 AM

Quote from: outin on March 14, 2018, 04:46:47 PM

(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w300_and_h450_bestv2/A7NBy6onEdLpbmL0iysQBrm0a8l.jpg)

Yes... because that guy looks TOTALLY right in the head... and not like a psychotic axe-wielding maniac craving the taste of human blood.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2018, 12:04:09 PM

I was looking for "perfectly normal sane" but I found this instead.   ::)

(https://criticallysane.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pss390.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on March 17, 2018, 08:20:02 PM

I win ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2018, 02:33:50 AM

You 'thought' you won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 18, 2018, 11:00:30 AM

Random PSA.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 19, 2018, 12:05:46 AM

(https://www.agentsofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sailor_moon_cosplay_wicked_lady.jpg)
nailed it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2018, 10:22:01 AM

Gee - who worse it best...

Hard to decide that one.

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cosplay11.jpg)

I don't even know what the one on the right is meant to be.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 19, 2018, 01:02:00 PM

<(https://www.bondmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tmwtgg.gif)>

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2018, 11:41:09 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/S3i0IiK.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/S3i0IiK.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2018, 10:37:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 19, 2018, 11:41:09 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/S3i0IiK.gif)

Things like this is proof that the world is not only full... but RUN by idiots.

Need further proof???

(https://www.bostonglobe.com/rw//Boston/2011-2020/WebGraphics/National/BostonGlobe.com/2017/01/21speech-analysis/assets/donaldtrump.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 20, 2018, 11:12:13 PM

I liked the idea of setting Trump up with some Fischer Price toy phones and things so he "play" president.  ::)


(https://i.imgur.com/tsMp4HQ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2018, 09:21:53 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 20, 2018, 11:12:13 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/tsMp4HQ.jpg)

Even that can't undo how bad that show has gotten.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2018, 08:58:23 AM

What show is it?  


Meanwhile....
https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticHatefulIberianlynx.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2018, 02:20:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 22, 2018, 08:58:23 AM

What show is it?  

It's not worth watching - trust me. The first couple of seasons were good, but then it went down like the Titanic did. It's called 'The Walking dead', which perfectly symbolises the idiots who continue to write scripts for the show.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2018, 02:11:23 PM

(https://i.redd.it/orplt26x3un01.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 25, 2018, 09:59:35 PM

These two posts should be reversed now.

*Bob hands out fish in the thread.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/nh5aCA9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2018, 01:33:38 PM

Looks like the sort of pet Bob Marley had...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 26, 2018, 11:07:07 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnathia_marleyi

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2018, 10:46:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 26, 2018, 11:07:07 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnathia_marleyi

And that, is why I NEVER swim in the ocean.

Plus, fish @#$% in it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 28, 2018, 12:22:25 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DHGv2xAKpi4/UnHSqImDUXI/AAAAAAAAAR4/fHMKh9cYwIY/s1600/Puffer+fish.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2018, 10:32:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 28, 2018, 12:22:25 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DHGv2xAKpi4/UnHSqImDUXI/AAAAAAAAAR4/fHMKh9cYwIY/s1600/Puffer+fish.jpeg)

And you get fish bullies as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 28, 2018, 11:53:29 PM

(https://bullfishgrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/386687_2662780336381_1897634984_n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2018, 11:01:03 AM

That's one of the ugliest statues I've ever seen.

(https://www.theworldofchinese.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Picture-26.png)

Guess, it could be worse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on March 30, 2018, 08:41:18 PM

as we investigate further correlations I must confess a truancy that has been delayed far too long:   As you may know, many months ago something had been said in this forum.  The significance of the quote is been underestimated in my opinion.

Also...you see, all of us here on this planet have developed somewhat of a moral compass. To surpass my own compass would be a fartbomb.  I have sniffed many of Rachmaninoff's farts and from what I understand is, it is highly unusual but also sensual (in a fine tuned sense).    So here we are, what comes next is up to you.   All I ask is honesty, humility, and many morsels (snacks).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2018, 09:26:25 AM

Okay Lau..

Question 1 - Where did you get the weed from... and

Question 2 - Seriously... where can I get that weed from???



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lau on March 31, 2018, 08:44:23 PM

i am drug and std free

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2018, 11:31:32 PM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RecentThoughtfulBug-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2018, 02:01:02 AM

Quote from: lau on March 31, 2018, 08:44:23 PM

i am drug and std free

Just because it's written on the internet - doesn't make it true.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: blairderosa on April 01, 2018, 04:23:16 PM

I wonder if anyone knew what happened to the very active and helpful user called Bernhard, who seemed to have disappeared from the last year onward...


I could ask the question here, for perhaps this would be the last post  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2018, 01:45:45 AM

It's not. I've already promised everyone that I would have the last word. I'm Scottish, argumentative and VERY competitive.    ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 02, 2018, 04:21:07 PM

How To Speak With A Scottish Accent
3,237,681 views

20K

742

SHARE


 
Videojug

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2018, 01:11:16 AM

Gotta give him credit - he nailed the sounds very well.

Makes me proud...



[sheds a tear]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 03, 2018, 07:55:58 AM

I thought you were in Australia.... Oh, look at that.  A whole article.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Australians

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2018, 12:43:50 AM

From the Wikipedia page:

Quote

According to the 2016 Australian census, 119,416 Australian residents were born in Scotland

When asked about their reasons for moving country, 3 reasons were generally given

1) They wanted to see what a real beach looked like
2) Maggie Thatcher was a @#$%
3) It's pishing doon with rain every bloody second

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 04, 2018, 01:08:51 AM

and I am back!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2018, 01:45:09 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 04, 2018, 01:08:51 AM

and I am back!

You were gone?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 04, 2018, 04:41:02 PM

I too am back.  And now in the lead....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 05, 2018, 02:32:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2018, 01:45:09 PM

You were gone?!?

its ok i know it can be hard to keep up with what is happening at the front where the winning happens when you're stuck losing way in the back , hence my update , didn't want you to get completely left behind lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 05, 2018, 11:43:53 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l1BgRIamescnkx5Dy/giphy.gif)


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2018, 07:43:44 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 05, 2018, 02:32:22 AM

its ok i know it can be hard to keep up me what is happening giant the front what a the winning happens when you're stuck losing way in the back , hence my update , didn't want you to get completely left behind lol

He had ONE chance to write a cohesive, and seemingly interesting comeback... and completely BOTCHED it up.

I'm almost want to correct it, but feel it's not my job. I'm only here to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 06, 2018, 11:17:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2018, 07:43:44 AM

He had ONE chance to write a cohesive, and seemingly interesting comeback... and completely BOTCHED it up.

I'm almost want to correct it, but feel it's not my job. I'm only here to win.

lolz auto corrective on this mobile seems to west to change and mess up all I type
I didn't read what I typed I just hit post and left I should go back and try to fix everything this stupid interface botched up lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2018, 01:47:53 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 06, 2018, 11:17:01 AM

lolz auto corrective on this mobile seems to west to change and mess up all I type
I didn't read what I typed I just hit post and left I should go back and try to fix everything this stupid interface botched up lol

(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/KeHgPxWHN8l93W0ZaEAGZlUjDBE/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2014/05/03/220/n/1922398/31d8cb5a38ebce99_488089017_10/i/Joel-McHale-White-House-Correspondents-Dinner-2014.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 06, 2018, 11:43:33 PM

My mind blanked out those replies when it required too much effort to figure out what they were saying.   ::)  So I didn't notice.


(https://i.redd.it/x3imzv5bfbq01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2018, 11:46:18 PM

Isn't that lovely - the picture of a dirty, disgusting rubber band, rolling around in the filth of the streets, that only at that moment seems to fall in the shape of a treble clef.

Seems like beauty can be found in everything...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4JipHEz53sU/maxresdefault.jpg)

...except Nicki Minaj. She looks... hoooorrifying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 10, 2018, 04:32:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2018, 11:46:18 PM

Isn't that lovely - the picture of a dirty, disgusting rubber band, rolling around in the filth of the streets, that only at that moment seems to fall in the shape of a treble clef.

Seems like beauty can be found in everything...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4JipHEz53sU/maxresdefault.jpg)

...except Nicki Minaj. She looks... hoooorrifying.

I'll see your Minaj and raise you a Cardi B.  ::)

(https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/59e8a301e7a2784de77a0a2f/2:1/w_790/147924_9399%202.jpg)



And get off my lawn... If I had a lawn... or could see any grass from where I am....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mrcreosote on April 10, 2018, 07:34:21 PM

NOTE:  Coach is talking about how Henry Winkler played.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2018, 11:59:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 10, 2018, 04:32:26 PM

I'll see your Minaj

You can only see someones 'Minaj' if you don't have your sleeping gown closed over properly

...or quick with the pause button    ;D



(https://i.gifer.com/TR16.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 11, 2018, 10:55:14 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/RoyFbSb.png?1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mrcreosote on April 12, 2018, 08:47:39 AM

!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2018, 11:56:35 AM

Judging by the thumbnail of the video - I'm going to choose not to watch that.

The whole Hitler reacts has been done to death and died a long time ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mrcreosote on April 12, 2018, 09:38:16 PM

Loopy Loo herself...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 13, 2018, 10:33:45 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/bml5rZY.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/bml5rZY.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 15, 2018, 12:53:49 AM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/6da2a97211de8c2798b08c605c6fe203/tenor.gif)
https://media.tenor.com/images/6da2a97211de8c2798b08c605c6fe203/tenor.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2018, 07:54:48 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/HRMHco7.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/HRMHco7.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mrcreosote on April 16, 2018, 06:46:39 PM

For all the EE's and Controls Engineers out there:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2018, 11:30:53 AM

(https://img00.deviantart.net/b2a1/i/2012/091/0/f/huh__by_eriktjernlund-d4unhd7.jpg)


That's when you just start furiously writing notes to collect the info and figure out what it means later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2018, 09:18:30 AM

I disappear for 5 days, and you guys get up to no good.

I can't leave you alone for any amount of time, can I?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on April 18, 2018, 06:29:33 PM

Quote from: mrcreosote on April 16, 2018, 06:46:39 PM

For all the EE's and Controls Engineers out there:

This is the only Missal I know ,   :D



(https://static.trinityroad.com/prod/500/daily-roman-missal-third-edition-1111607.jpg)







.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2018, 11:06:58 PM

I had one of them once... it disappeared one night after a bad curry, and I'd run out of toilet paper.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 20, 2018, 02:43:57 AM

the oridge Russiam missile
(https://img0.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/гифки-большие-гифки-что-могло-пойти-не-так-качели-4423216.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2018, 08:43:00 AM

Gravity seems to be less forgiving on some people, more than others.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 21, 2018, 01:51:27 PM

(https://i2.wp.com/media.giphy.com/media/BM0mlHtsHTiRGhvs3p/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2018, 02:08:05 AM

Here's another picture of the Solar System without the sun...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/5/5a/Black.jpg)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2018, 05:07:58 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/oHzFllW.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/oHzFllW.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2018, 10:42:28 PM

Talking about hurtling chunks of rock in space...

Seemed appropriate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 22, 2018, 11:47:25 PM

(https://images-platform.99static.com/5Ff1dK_90sFMU9qisjkfzqFOehs=/410x18:1176x784/500x500/top/smart/99designs-contests-attachments/86/86061/attachment_86061346)



There's a giant set up for the next post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 23, 2018, 01:29:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 22, 2018, 05:07:58 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/oHzFllW.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/oHzFllW.gifv

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/617a824c08a4a3da02b59ec83fdfdd11/tumblr_np1z15tPzz1tp8kdpo1_500.gif)
https://78.media.tumblr.com/617a824c08a4a3da02b59ec83fdfdd11/tumblr_np1z15tPzz1tp8kdpo1_500.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2018, 04:45:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on April 22, 2018, 11:47:25 PM

(https://images-platform.99static.com/5Ff1dK_90sFMU9qisjkfzqFOehs=/410x18:1176x784/500x500/top/smart/99designs-contests-attachments/86/86061/attachment_86061346)



There's a giant set up for the next post.

You lose!!!

(https://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/checkmate.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 23, 2018, 10:41:52 PM

You've forgotten the Alien series.... tsk tsk tsk...

(https://img00.deviantart.net/60d2/i/2015/106/8/0/queen_takes_bishop_by_geekingscards-d7w1rsm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2018, 10:51:36 PM

If the Bishop takes the Queen...

how can the Queen take Bishop??? Think Bob, think.

And meh - never really got into the Alien series; before my time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 24, 2018, 08:24:07 AM

You can get another queen.  Promote a pawn.

(https://www.lukesurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/2010-01-13-promotion.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2018, 12:12:43 AM

Never played the game... didn't know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2018, 07:30:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2018, 12:12:43 AM

Never played the game... didn't know.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/colbert-jaw-drop.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 27, 2018, 12:21:38 PM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/60d5b1b97c74d29ea0a824f1ceafc0ff/tumblr_p77c6rJO5q1sa9k8zo2_r1_500.gif)
....*purrr....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2018, 10:43:26 PM

At what point is it not a cat anymore?

(https://img00.deviantart.net/291c/i/2013/113/0/5/cheshire_cat_universe_by_bright_eyes_see_lies-d62qf14.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2018, 10:48:20 PM

Easy... Cat:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Cat03.jpg/1200px-Cat03.jpg)

Not a cat:

(https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/e91a3dcf-c15a-441a-b369-996922364cdc-profile_image-600x600.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2018, 08:20:31 AM

Half cat.   8)

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/funny-half-cat-photoshop-battle-23-57357f94a2804__700.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2018, 09:43:37 AM

No cat...

(https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2018/03/dead-cat-skin-rug-for-sale-on-trade-me/_jcr_content/par/image.dynimg.1280.q75.jpg)

Seriously - the world needs to get over cats. They're not that cute. Now these:

(https://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/mf_image_16x9/public/57159-istock-486456250.jpg)

...are cute.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2018, 11:27:27 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/nfxH6Jz.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/nfxH6Jz.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2018, 03:16:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 28, 2018, 11:27:27 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/nfxH6Jz.gif)

Okay - I'll admit - that gave me a laugh. I laughed my sorry arse off...

The way to solve the energy crisis. Although - watching the full advert kind of sullies the fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 28, 2018, 06:16:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2018, 09:43:37 AM

No cat...

(https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2018/03/dead-cat-skin-rug-for-sale-on-trade-me/_jcr_content/par/image.dynimg.1280.q75.jpg)

Seriously - the world needs to get over cats. They're not that cute. Now these:

(https://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/mf_image_16x9/public/57159-istock-486456250.jpg)

...are cute.

cubes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 28, 2018, 10:43:50 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/SrncHri.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2018, 02:35:05 AM

If you thought doing that to a dog was cruel... check this out:

(https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02024/dog-my-little-pony_2024613i.jpg)

That dog has to suffer from depression... not to mention being teased by the other dogs.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2018, 07:19:12 AM

Those rodents are not even cute...this is a cute rodent:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClHA9JDVEAQO376.jpg)

And yes, I know wombats are not really rodents, but dogs aren't ponies either so...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2018, 11:10:33 AM

Quote from: outin on April 29, 2018, 07:19:12 AM

Those rodents are not even cute...this is a cute rodent:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClHA9JDVEAQO376.jpg)

IT'S HORRIBLE... KILL IT, KILL IT!!!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7UjW6hQdjqA/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 29, 2018, 01:10:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2018, 11:10:33 AM

IT'S HORRIBLE... KILL IT, KILL IT!!!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7UjW6hQdjqA/maxresdefault.jpg)

Ha! That didn't work...just curled it's whiskers...and amazinly, made it grow hair again...

(https://i.imgur.com/xiEwtRI.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 29, 2018, 08:50:50 PM

(https://i0.wp.com/mymeadowreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/yellow-brick-road_803x450.jpg?w=803)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2018, 12:11:47 AM

Speaking of the Yellow Brick road... are we sure Dorothy didn't just pop a couple of her mothers pills and hallucinate the whole thing???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 01, 2018, 12:50:20 AM

*Bob fell asleep while researching the yellow brick road...*

(https://i.redd.it/kjtnvhpgs1v01.jpg)

That's what I came here to post.  Turns out that's for perfect_pitch apparently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2018, 12:37:48 PM

Why, Thank you...



I think?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 01, 2018, 04:33:28 PM

Sad news...especially for Bob... :'(

Supposedly the oldest spider in the world has died...she was only 43 when she was killed by a wasp. RIP!

(https://hs.mediadelivery.fi/img/1920/cfe167b4c0b34018bf11c77545e5e14f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 01, 2018, 05:20:52 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/OgcgFosQK9SFy/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 02, 2018, 01:55:09 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aq9zMLR/akmRoQaG_700w_0.jpg)nope

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 02, 2018, 10:00:15 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/EK2LIaH.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2018, 11:56:21 AM

Quote from: outin on May 01, 2018, 04:33:28 PM

Supposedly the oldest spider in the world has died...she was only 43 when she was killed by a wasp. RIP!

Seriously??? We keep track of the oldest bloody bugs??? You think they really get pissy when you forget their birthday???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2018, 01:53:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2018, 11:56:21 AM

Seriously??? We keep track of the oldest bloody bugs??? You think they really get pissy when you forget their birthday???

She was an Aussie so definitely you should have followed her career...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2018, 02:18:57 PM

We don't follow them... we kill them with fire.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2018, 02:58:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2018, 02:18:57 PM

We don't follow them... we kill them with fire.

Nope...she survived you...
if it wasn't for that bloody wasp she might have lived much longer >:(
Just Google "trapdoor number 16"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 02, 2018, 04:38:47 PM

(https://i.redd.it/30jjsggwx9v01.jpg)

I was amused.  It's "The Bach."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 02, 2018, 06:08:27 PM

and here's the wok
(https://wishmeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Dwayne-The-Rock-Johnson-Meme-04.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2018, 10:36:01 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/04/f2/7904f2865c484bbdb57e1c1f4f79698e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 03, 2018, 11:29:06 AM

Dwayne the Spock Johnson
lelz
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/482015031910.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2018, 02:31:26 PM

Absolute proof that some people on the internet have WAAAY too much time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 04, 2018, 12:58:16 AM

First google result.   ::)

(https://images.homedepot-static.com/productImages/e13eadd4-3539-409e-8623-5bfca2b194d3/svn/rock-blend-pavestone-retaining-wall-blocks-81148-64_1000.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2018, 08:17:08 AM

Proof that people are stupid
-------------------------------

Example 1:

(https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20141020/dumbest_things_09.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 04, 2018, 11:15:42 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/61/aa/7a61aac74710682354848c32179386a8.jpg)
truth spoken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2018, 03:03:28 PM

That is just wrong... so *** wrong. What we need now is a Science-fiction nerd to rant on for 6 pages about how this is an atrocity.

Shame I think most science fiction shows are kind of crap...

...any takers for the role of 'Sci-fi nerd?'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2018, 12:03:39 PM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/7acec84ad6a605c4a3337a37c18c9c90/tumblr_mkfdycHDSq1rluauqo8_250.gif)

Good day for a win.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2018, 01:26:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2018, 03:03:28 PM

That is just wrong... so *** wrong. What we need now is a Science-fiction nerd to rant on for 6 pages about how this is an atrocity.

Shame I think most science fiction shows are kind of crap...

...any takers for the role of 'Sci-fi nerd?'

Sorry, I'm only into REAL science fiction... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2018, 02:47:12 PM

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/pop.h-cdn.co/assets/17/20/480x227/gallery-1495129718-screen-shot-2017-05-18-at-14820-pm.png?resize=980:*)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2018, 10:32:06 AM

I didn't know you were the CEO of your own company, Bob???

(That was way too easy...)



 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 09, 2018, 12:23:59 AM

leeks are a great traditional ancient remedy for boredom
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2018, 09:37:04 AM

Well... this video seems to be of the same standard of 'absolutely pointless' as the last video...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 09, 2018, 11:29:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2018, 09:37:04 AM

Well... this video seems to be of the same standard of 'absolutely pointless' as the last video...

helps to have some context
here is the original
from the earliest days of YouTube, an old veteran memes almost 10M views and going

then 10 hours of fun

then hatsune


then real girl nails it

of course then there's this
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2018, 01:43:00 PM

Quote from: visitor on May 09, 2018, 12:23:59 AM

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

I see no difference really...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2018, 11:03:00 PM

If we're going that direction...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 11, 2018, 02:55:51 AM

Visitor decides the thread needs some of the greatness that is toto's smash hit, Africa

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2018, 09:53:24 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 10, 2018, 11:03:00 PM

I've gone my entire life without hearing that song...

...and will continue to avoid it like the plague.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on May 11, 2018, 10:32:52 PM

Quote from: visitor on May 11, 2018, 02:55:51 AM

Visitor decides the thread needs some of the greatness that is toto's smash hit, Africa

Wow, you must be my soul-channeler. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2018, 11:05:23 PM

I don't mind the fox song.  I hadn't heard the whole.

I was wondering if I should bone up on recognizing more of those.   Name and performer maybe.  Youtube has videos with lists of those.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2018, 11:48:32 PM

Heres one I used to love...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 12, 2018, 02:30:46 PM

(https://laurarossblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/giphy1.gif?w=420&zoom=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2018, 03:46:31 PM

No... No... that guy doesn't deserve to be immortalised on the internet.

He's an embarrassment to Australian TV, and should have been shot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2018, 11:06:37 PM

I searched a while for "must be Australian" and that was the best I could come up with.  Who is he?


How about this?  Seems a bit cliche though.

(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/351551_afe4777e604947bb96a5415e61a9902e.gif)


Didn't really have a "must be Australian" vibe to it though.  That music video reminded me of Mad Max.  I'm guessing it was influenced by it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 15, 2018, 01:19:51 AM

and here's the Russian version of that
lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 15, 2018, 08:03:40 AM

This will stir things up a little.... ::)


Tchaikovsky wasn't very Russian though, was he?

(https://www.skeptic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/Sigmund-Freud-1926-by-Ferdinand-Schmutzer-with-signature-added-2x.jpg)




(Yep, they all look the same.  Haha.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2018, 09:13:09 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 14, 2018, 11:06:37 PM

I searched a while for "must be Australian" and that was the best I could come up with.  Who is he?

That's rather funny - I also typed in 'Australian Tax cheat' and his image popped up as well.

Crocodile Dundee is the movie. It's not worth watching.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2018, 11:30:46 PM

Ok.  I found this.  This is what happens when people switch hemispheres and try to play piano.

(https://i.imgur.com/I2rko5u.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/I2rko5u.gifv



(Les Luthiers.  Some kind of Spanish comedy group.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 18, 2018, 01:10:40 AM

oh..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2018, 06:10:40 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 17, 2018, 11:30:46 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/I2rko5u.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/I2rko5u.gifv

(Les Luthiers.  Some kind of Spanish comedy group.)

Victor Borge did it better...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2018, 08:08:15 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 18, 2018, 01:10:40 AM

oh..

*Bob counters with a slow, relentless "do do doo" attack.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2018, 09:36:50 AM

Okay - if we're going the Anime route:

2 can play at that game...

Oh sh*t - Bob's already involved... I mean 3 can play at that game.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2018, 04:42:57 PM

*Bob feels the need to add a disclaimer.*  I think Steinsgate (for the time travel idea) and one of the Totoro movies is the only anime I've ever watched.   ::)
Yeah, that's it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Neighbor_Totoro
I should find the sequel or whatever the next one was....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2018, 01:40:05 AM

I listened to exactly 4 seconds of that before I wanted to stab myself in the ears. Luckily it was quicker and easier just to hit the off button on my computer, but thought that song was bad enough that I had to switch the computer BACK on - just to post this sentence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 20, 2018, 11:53:21 PM

yesn't

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2018, 10:21:06 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 20, 2018, 11:53:21 PM

yesn't

(https://thefunnyplace.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Funny-English-fail-image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 21, 2018, 01:38:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2018, 10:21:06 AM

(https://thefunnyplace.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Funny-English-fail-image.jpg)

it's on the way
https://www.bttoronto.ca/videos/a-petition-to-change-no-to-yesnt/

smh

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2018, 09:25:07 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 21, 2018, 01:38:48 PM

it's on the way

37,764 people have brain damage. This is a sad, SAD time we're living in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 24, 2018, 01:04:14 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/abzja.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 24, 2018, 01:34:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 24, 2018, 01:04:14 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/abzja.jpg)

yesn't

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 24, 2018, 08:16:10 AM

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yeah%2C%20No


Which leads to this.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pet%20peeve

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2018, 10:48:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 24, 2018, 08:16:10 AM

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yeah%2C%20No

Who in the hell says that?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 24, 2018, 12:24:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2018, 10:48:26 AM

Who in the hell says that?!?

nice try.  you win'nt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on May 25, 2018, 06:02:26 PM

 Getting  kids interested in rhythms.




(https://www.gyrix.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=260&d=1526635442)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2018, 10:59:26 PM

Eat... Your *** spinach!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2018, 11:51:03 PM

Quote from: yewtree on May 25, 2018, 06:02:26 PM

(https://www.gyrix.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=260&d=1526635442)

That SURELY cannot be the only way to get them to learn their rhythm names...

No wonder them amuricans have them diabetes & obesity...

[facepalm]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 26, 2018, 11:31:12 AM

Forgot triplets.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2018, 02:20:45 AM

What about the Dotted quaver-semiquaver?
Semiquaver-dotted Quaver?
Semiquaver-Quaver-Semiquaver?

C'MON BOB!!! Don't let us down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 28, 2018, 01:15:25 AM

time to play,  assign a rhythm to a real event
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6dd4a7ce27c5b7a2346f563c018675f/tumblr_p4kiupc92P1toamj8o1_250.gif)

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Post by: Bob on May 28, 2018, 02:20:54 AM

At first I was going to say half note followed by dotted half note, but now I'm thinking something more like a grave tempo with a "staccato" note first followed by a tenuto note second.  Maybe mark the first note as "tentative" and the second as "resolutely."

Edited:  I think there's a little crescendo at the end of that second note too.  But of course the room acoustics would determine how the listener would hear the note's resonance.  It does suggest a dramatic conclusion to a piece or maybe the opening of an overture.



Might be relevant later?  ::)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2018, 08:45:37 AM

Quote from: visitor on May 28, 2018, 01:15:25 AM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/b6dd4a7ce27c5b7a2346f563c018675f/tumblr_p4kiupc92P1toamj8o1_250.gif)

I'm going to assume that the above captured man is moments from realising that you can't intake Cigarettes' like you would, a suppository???

 ;D

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Post by: Bob on May 28, 2018, 04:03:41 PM

Maybe he sat on one of these?  (Would that mean he got vaped?)

(https://assets.vaping.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/602x465/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/2/0/2017-01-04-09_44_475596.png)

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Post by: Bob on May 28, 2018, 04:12:16 PM

Yep, I checked.  I don't think that's a fart.  Someone here says compressed air.


https://imgur.com/gallery/uS4QD2w

It's a thermal cam, so white is hot, black is cold.  That's black coming out.  *Bob starts wandering off in a weird direction on Youtube but quickly returns.* ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2018, 08:41:59 AM

My question, is what type of idiot goes about an airport with compressed air???

Bastards don't like you going through with a Snapple, or even water so much - yet alone a canister of unknown compressed gas.

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Post by: visitor on May 30, 2018, 10:37:06 PM

in the distance the song of airport man's people plays....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2018, 10:25:39 AM

Can we get OFF the leek song??? That got old weeks ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 31, 2018, 02:31:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2018, 10:25:39 AM

Can we get OFF the leek song??? That got old weeks ago.

request approved
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd667ef924f3cc98ede2d256a893f8e6/tumblr_ms7qt2epZw1ra1skso1_250.gif)

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Post by: Bob on June 01, 2018, 11:41:21 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/vUnZ4Z2.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/vUnZ4Z2.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 01, 2018, 11:54:12 AM

es muy ok sir el bob.
here this easier to understand

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2018, 11:59:09 AM

WE HAVE MASTERED THE TECHNOLOGY TO SEND DATA, INFORMATION FROM ONE SIDE OF THE GALAXY IN MERE SECONDS. WE CAN FURTHER OUR INTELLIGENCE BY BEING ABLE TO FIND A MULTITUDINOUS AMOUNT OF REFERENTIAL MATERIAL, AND COMMUNICATE TO PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET WITH EASE.

BEHOLD THE INTERNET IN ALL IT'S GLORY...

Quote from: visitor on June 01, 2018, 11:54:12 AM

Future historians are going to look at us, like we look at monkeys at the zoo.

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Post by: outin on June 01, 2018, 11:59:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 01, 2018, 11:41:21 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/vUnZ4Z2.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/vUnZ4Z2.gifv

I lost it many posts ago...so I just post something I can understand...a cute little spider :)

(https://c.pxhere.com/photos/d6/20/spider_close_cobweb_arachnid_garden_spider-1092936.jpg!d)

Turns out he isn't that little  ;D

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Post by: visitor on June 01, 2018, 12:02:59 PM

Quote from: outin on June 01, 2018, 11:59:30 AM

I lost it many posts ago...so I just post something I can understand...a cute little spider :)

(https://c.pxhere.com/photos/d6/20/spider_close_cobweb_arachnid_garden_spider-1092936.jpg!d)

Turns out he isn't that little  ;D

hi friend!
(https://i.imgur.com/1N8ySU4.jpg)
**rare photo of outin as a kid

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Post by: outin on June 01, 2018, 12:06:27 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 01, 2018, 12:02:59 PM

hi friend!
(https://i.imgur.com/1N8ySU4.jpg)
**rare photo of outin as a kid

Damn it! I told my mom to get rid of all those and not post them on the internet...people might think I'm weird  >:(

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Post by: Bob on June 01, 2018, 11:56:26 PM

(https://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Damn+you+google+you+told+me+that+was+correct+usage+_c92a7e84a2de3dc05c5ccb75fc8ae325.gif)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/bef3e647cf00b2f8e7f53b0296d91632/tenor.gif?itemid=5958967)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2018, 12:02:06 AM

How about this little guy... he seems friendly.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VrS6akzR3sk/maxresdefault.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on June 02, 2018, 12:20:36 AM

(https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_914670_XhrVk.jpg)

(https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_1376917_VEwvJ.jpg)

(https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_841538_vUSzT.gif)

(https://img.devrant.com/devrant/rant/r_705341_hzgfG.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 02, 2018, 01:00:45 AM

cant stop

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2018, 07:59:23 AM

He's going to wreck his knees doing that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 02, 2018, 04:00:06 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/OMQvv7z.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/OMQvv7z.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2018, 02:22:38 AM

(https://www.gifbin.com/bin/012014/1391200819_movie_character_faceoff.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 04, 2018, 12:34:32 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/ce34fb92f0e7dd3551d43c07f06abbee/tumblr_o73k2jNSJ51ukes1io1_500.gif)

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53647833/keanu.0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2018, 01:51:15 AM

Gotta admit - that John Wick series was AWESOME!!!

(https://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2BlMMydcdBvgze/giphy.gif)

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Post by: visitor on June 04, 2018, 01:15:31 PM

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPxwL3zCszCmVY3eRhy53NS6GSiumAvDSGwsvF2PRtr0IgoQ4d9w)
successn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2018, 02:02:33 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 04, 2018, 01:15:31 PM

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPxwL3zCszCmVY3eRhy53NS6GSiumAvDSGwsvF2PRtr0IgoQ4d9w)

I don't know what I'm staring at, but it looks like the final result 30 years after Kim Jong Un and Madonna had a one night stand.

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Post by: visitor on June 05, 2018, 12:07:45 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/02/fa/6302fa0a8e734958e26607824d2e4547.gif)
lose'nt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2018, 12:38:20 PM

God they're almost feral, aren't they???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 06, 2018, 12:17:11 AM

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/8584cc5cf8abb0f1844137e9c436cba6/tumblr_o5t2hmUrfR1sdss0qo1_400.gif)
face-swapn't

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2018, 11:52:01 AM

It's like that scene from Harry Potter, when the Dementors tries to steal his soul.

(https://s15559.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dementor-kiss.gif)

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Post by: Bob on June 08, 2018, 08:50:41 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/10SOMY5L8NMv2U/giphy.gif)

So... Dementor-proof?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2018, 11:07:10 AM

I don't know - that is assuming souls exist... Depending on your religion, or lack of belief in it.

(https://clearlens.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/nogod.jpg)

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Post by: visitor on June 09, 2018, 01:41:25 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/wM7XHUq.j)
awe jyissss
(https://img.youtube.com/vi/SmhxukCx-0w/0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2018, 06:38:45 AM

Hold that a little closer and there goes your piano career.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 09, 2018, 11:24:40 AM

Honey badger doesn't care.

(https://i.redd.it/q3kafvlcwv211.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2018, 02:34:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2018, 11:52:01 AM

It's like that scene from Harry Potter, when the Dementors tries to steal his soul.

Oh, whatever they are they are free to take mine!



If only I had one...

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Post by: Bob on June 10, 2018, 02:22:12 AM

Is this true?  I didn't know this about Dewey.

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-there-is-no-god-and-there-is-no-soul-hence-there-is-no-need-for-the-props-of-traditional-john-dewey-65-18-80.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2018, 02:30:56 AM

I know - I tried selling mine on the internet, but some guy called beelzebob or something said it wasn't long before he was going to harvest it anyway...

You meet strange people on the internet.

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Post by: visitor on June 10, 2018, 05:32:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2018, 02:30:56 AM

You meet strange people on the internet.

(https://i.redd.it/saeikg0qi1u01.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2018, 09:46:06 AM

If that's sourdough he's kneading... would that make it a...



...sourpuss?



(https://media.sketchfab.com/urls/c515934745cb4c5db2d5cdfd955f7b06/dist/thumbnails/07691edd3e3d4793a556accece88f52a/1920x1080.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 11, 2018, 12:34:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2018, 09:46:06 AM

If that's sourdough he's kneading... would that make it a...



...sourpuss?



(https://media.sketchfab.com/urls/c515934745cb4c5db2d5cdfd955f7b06/dist/thumbnails/07691edd3e3d4793a556accece88f52a/1920x1080.jpeg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPCu8BSVAAAkU0f.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on June 11, 2018, 04:48:44 PM

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/b3w77zjftjd9n619drdg.Gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 12, 2018, 01:57:45 AM

(https://i0.wp.com/www.memesita.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/aQ32Kgd_460s.jpg?w=670&ssl=1)
back to pirates

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2018, 08:54:00 AM

I'm surprised no one has posted this on the topic of pirates.

And for all the gamers out there who like a good machinima...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 13, 2018, 02:04:39 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aejEgzW/annpVKDb_700w_0.jpg)
 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2018, 09:53:48 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/1m4hs2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 14, 2018, 01:51:30 AM

I sneak
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IllustriousAmpleClingfish-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2018, 11:33:57 AM

Oh my god that is SO CUTE!!! Seriously - why don't I have an Owl for a pet???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2018, 11:32:30 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/a6gAG0G.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2018, 08:14:16 AM

Damnit... my favourite 'Awww' smiley can't be found...

...so I'm going to substitute this instead:

(https://www.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/mp/designs/12524043,width=178,height=178/kawaii-happy-face-smiley-cute.png)

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Post by: visitor on June 15, 2018, 07:07:26 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/6d5132b67b1f22cbb67e808778a75d95/tenor.gif)
I majestik

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 15, 2018, 11:06:10 PM

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/59481148/large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2018, 11:46:40 PM

Hows this for cute:

(https://www.tehcute.com/pics/201110/duckling-and-baby-owl-big.jpg)

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Post by: outin on June 16, 2018, 05:30:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2018, 11:33:57 AM

Oh my god that is SO CUTE!!! Seriously - why don't I have an Owl for a pet???

Because you are not a (complete) idiot. Owls make the most horrible pets and are nothing but trouble.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2018, 08:00:31 AM

Owls eat mice and things.  Then they puke the boney/hairy parts back up.  Yuck.

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Post by: visitor on June 16, 2018, 11:04:20 AM

boingy boingy boingy boingy
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-24-2016/2yHQRW.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2018, 12:35:17 PM

Quote from: outin on June 16, 2018, 05:30:55 AM

Because you are not a (complete) idiot. Owls make the most horrible pets and are nothing but trouble.

So are dogs... and people go insane with them... plus look at them:

(https://media.tenor.com/images/6d5132b67b1f22cbb67e808778a75d95/tenor.gif)

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Post by: Bob on June 16, 2018, 01:02:23 PM

 ;D

(https://i.imgur.com/64aqY0p.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/64aqY0p.gifv

I wonder if they're actually trying to get shedded fur for nests.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2018, 01:11:33 PM

Oi Bob - I just won this thread less than an hour. Did you have to ruin it?

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Post by: outin on June 16, 2018, 08:06:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2018, 12:35:17 PM

So are dogs... and people go insane with them... plus look at them:

Dogs can be a pain as well, but at least they are trainable and not wild animals... read more: https://top-10-list.org/2013/03/27/top-10-reasons-why-an-owl-would-be-terrible-pet (https://top-10-list.org/2013/03/27/top-10-reasons-why-an-owl-would-be-terrible-pet)

There are some wild animals that make rather easy to keep pets though if you really want one:
(https://fthmb.tqn.com/usc_ZdjQJHwx0BAGlePt0KLNzyg=/960x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/GettyImages-200559521-001-5814cd275f9b581c0bad0c8a.jpg)

(https://snakeshop.weebly.com/uploads/1/9/4/4/19440215/s679808085481794946_p1_i1_w1399.jpeg)

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Post by: visitor on June 16, 2018, 11:34:43 PM

.(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/0cc84ffa146414849123631777_700wa_0.gif).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2018, 12:50:36 AM

Quote from: outin on June 16, 2018, 08:06:03 PM

There are some wild animals that make rather easy to keep pets though if you really want one:
(https://fthmb.tqn.com/usc_ZdjQJHwx0BAGlePt0KLNzyg=/960x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/GettyImages-200559521-001-5814cd275f9b581c0bad0c8a.jpg)

Are you kidding me??? Australia is crawling with them - they hide in your garages and in your washing baskets... and the last thing we do is keep them as pets.

The first thing we do is usually we go to Bunnings and buy a Flamethrower...

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Post by: Bob on June 17, 2018, 01:06:55 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/hugx6XhpJ5ONi/giphy.gif)


I'm always eating... and someone posts a *#$($^ spider....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 17, 2018, 02:23:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2018, 12:50:36 AM

Are you kidding me??? Australia is crawling with them - they hide in your garages and in your washing baskets... and the last thing we do is keep them as pets.

Silly you...Many of them are territorial, so you should keep a few harmless ones as pets so the nastier one's will stay away from your clothes  8)

Or just get one of these...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2018, 02:08:38 PM

Quote from: outin on June 17, 2018, 02:23:02 AM

Silly you...Many of them are territorial

It's my bloody house... it's my bloody territory. They can sod off if they think they're living in my house rent free.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 18, 2018, 05:10:54 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/xFEAiNJ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/xFEAiNJ.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2018, 09:09:56 AM

Crazy Canadians...

Could be worse:

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NvKJSHxclvE/Vcf1mMg6DRI/AAAAAAAAH5A/gp707vg9ROw/s1600/map-according-to-america.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2018, 08:38:48 AM

(https://i.redd.it/g4chj57lsz411.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 20, 2018, 09:17:25 AM

You do know that obsession with "cute" (=resembling a baby's face) animals is tied to maternal instinct...so why don't you just make your own babies and stop littering this thread with all those stupid looking animal photos??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2018, 09:48:02 AM

Quote from: outin on June 20, 2018, 09:17:25 AM

You do know that obsession with "cute" (=resembling a baby's face) animals is tied to maternal instinct...so why don't you just make your own babies and stop littering this thread with all those stupid looking animal photos??

Hey... I'm in my early thirties and still looking for 'Miss Right'... I'll get to the 'making of my own babies' when I get that sorted out.

In the mean time...

(https://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2018/03/baby-panda.jpg.860x0_q70_crop-scale.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 20, 2018, 10:31:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2018, 09:48:02 AM

Hey... I'm in my early thirties and still looking for 'Miss Right'... I'll get to the 'making of my own babies' when I get that sorted out.

I think with modern technology that should be easy to fix... or if not just get yourself a stupid puppy. They are a lot of trouble but still way less than a baby...unless you find yourself an oldfashioned Miss Right who does all the work for you... good luck with that!

Don't wait too long though, you little ones may loose their spark ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2018, 12:00:13 PM

Hey... I'd actually prefer cleaning up after a baby than a puppy, any day of the week.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 20, 2018, 12:12:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2018, 12:00:13 PM

Hey... I'd actually prefer cleaning up after a baby than a puppy, any day of the week.

Really? Have you actually changed diapers...? It's gross...besides babies smell disgusting and make a lot of noise...will totally ruin your practice ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2018, 06:01:43 PM

(https://495p931j9olb2qgq0qvr3fxy-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/15-must-have-tools-for-small-business-696x464.jpg)


(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-H0iU3MMc1s/Sq0kEs6Yf3I/AAAAAAAAAz8/zrJjRstcmEY/s640/frankenbaby+copy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 20, 2018, 06:06:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2018, 06:01:43 PM

(https://495p931j9olb2qgq0qvr3fxy-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/15-must-have-tools-for-small-business-696x464.jpg)


(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-H0iU3MMc1s/Sq0kEs6Yf3I/AAAAAAAAAz8/zrJjRstcmEY/s640/frankenbaby+copy.jpg)

I guess that one isn't that bad...just pull the plug on it's neck and put it away after you're tired of playing daddy ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2018, 12:18:48 AM

Guess I won't post that...  ::)  It was a baby threatening to "pull the plug" on a computer.  Not that good.

(https://c0016417.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/358974.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2018, 12:16:31 PM

(https://regmedia.co.uk/2015/04/21/pull_the_plug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on June 26, 2018, 04:13:04 PM

  Not for the faint hearted!   :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 26, 2018, 11:07:01 PM

The alien must be a metaphor for the fart.  The only one suffering or hearing it would be the individual astronaut.  If a small fart is the beast/alien turning, then we can figure out what the other astronauts did.  Ew....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2018, 09:38:52 AM

Quote from: yewtree on June 26, 2018, 04:13:04 PM

 Not for the faint hearted!   :D

I saw scarier and more gory movies when I was a teenager. I think the faint-hearted would yawn through it.

I think I can safely say, I had the longest win - 6 days. You guys just can't keep up with me. Just let me win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 27, 2018, 10:39:45 PM

All part of the plan.  Lulling you into a false sense of security.  8)


My awesome contribution now....  ::)

I guess that means Little Shop of Horrors is vore....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2018, 11:25:26 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 27, 2018, 10:39:45 PM

My awesome contribution now....  ::)

#Invalid YouTube Link#

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/middle-earth-roleplay/images/d/d4/Fascinating-02rp9a.jpg)

Nice try Bob... I guess technology is a little over your head.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2018, 05:47:08 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/24cdd62202ff159ec1ebe851edcebaed/tenor.gif)

(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/data-star-trek-gif-4-1.gif)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/12879027b45178f4382d4c580dd87b42/tenor.gif)



https://i.giphy.com/media/fjw8FTSX3RuyA/giphy.webp

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2018, 08:36:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2018, 05:47:08 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/12879027b45178f4382d4c580dd87b42/tenor.gif)

Challenge accepted... I'll show you who's fierce...

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/345/499/0f6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 29, 2018, 11:35:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2018, 08:36:03 AM

Challenge accepted... I'll show you who's fierce...

(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/345/499/0f6.jpg)

hamster version says nice try
 sorry I'm late
(https://cachedmemes1.fjcdn.com/pictures/Overwatch+thing_f9d3b6_6651741.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2018, 01:37:23 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 29, 2018, 11:35:29 AM

(https://cachedmemes1.fjcdn.com/pictures/Overwatch+thing_f9d3b6_6651741.jpg)

And just HOW the HELL does he pull the trigger??? HUH, HUH???

(https://media.giphy.com/media/5jlpyYfz46KVa/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 30, 2018, 12:10:02 AM

(https://www.thegeekmates.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_inline_mx29rwX7wG1qi998u.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2018, 02:30:50 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/JiYCDAkEwcg4E/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 02, 2018, 01:14:09 PM

(https://i.gifer.com/TPUl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2018, 12:39:08 AM

(https://orig10.deviantart.net/e94e/f/2011/036/b/1/fire_breathing_dinosaur_rawr_by_chibi_kiwi-d38wnje.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2018, 12:48:22 AM

I thought this was rather funny...

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/24d0/f/2012/083/c/8/profile_picture_by_i_shall_eat_you_rawr-d4tssoq.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2018, 07:41:04 AM

 ::)  It's late... or early...  What the heck/why the heck did someone make this?  Describes a lot on the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2018, 01:10:58 PM

The worst part about that...































































































































...is the auto tune.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 03, 2018, 02:53:13 PM

even better

Hahahrawrrahaha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2018, 03:11:24 PM

Is there a plugin for YouTube in which they won't show or suggest idiotic videos like the ones above...

...that and Reaction videos??? I would LOVE to see them wiped off from existence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2018, 09:15:51 PM

How about "no reaction" videos?



(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/no-no-no-very-bad-man-Babu-Bhatt-seinfeld-gifs-finger-wag.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2018, 12:21:48 AM

I'll admit, there was one advert posed as a reaction video, which I thought was pretty good...

Any gamers out there may have already seen this:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2018, 10:21:30 AM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/everyone-hates-you.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2018, 01:41:26 PM

(https://preview.ibb.co/iT10Md/mr_t_snickers_800x500.png)

I hope you appreciate the time and effort it took to make this Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 05, 2018, 03:39:34 PM

Tasty treat requires lots of teeth
(https://www.dophu.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2018, 12:13:08 AM

Oh please don't post pictures like that... I've got braces on right now and it hurts to talk.

Last thing I want to think about is teeth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2018, 07:15:02 AM

I found a dancing narwhal instead.   ::)


(https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/722563/screenshots/2966091/narwhal_dribbble.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2018, 01:14:51 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 06, 2018, 07:15:02 AM

I found a dancing narwhal instead.

(https://i.imgflip.com/cwruv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 06, 2018, 01:31:47 PM

welcome

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2018, 10:40:51 PM

I thought I was going to beat that for internet weirdness but I went to the wrong site.... A little too out there. :-X


(https://i.imgur.com/zDcF7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2018, 11:22:56 PM

Well... on my search for something funny to post (can't remember what I typed in), but I came across this...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/b7/4e/56b74e15123afae4afc9e1630af81c0c.jpg)

Weird enough for you Visitor???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2018, 11:51:46 AM

(https://i.redd.it/fya9wmm8nh811.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 07, 2018, 12:28:34 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3e3f4a41f60fdc1deab97dbcfe4db9dd/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2018, 02:52:16 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/vVkoPPU.gif)

 ::)

(https://i.redd.it/y7y8xq0age811.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 07, 2018, 03:52:07 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2018, 08:16:00 PM

(https://i.redd.it/g49xg2f0kj811.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2018, 01:09:19 AM

Bob... I worry about you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2018, 12:23:38 PM

(https://i.redd.it/zp5pwvd8cc811.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2018, 12:52:08 PM

See what happens if you get too much Botox?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2018, 03:48:46 PM

I was starting to look for "too much Botox" but... ugh.  :-X

(https://i.redd.it/jz2hw148xk811.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2018, 11:22:10 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 08, 2018, 03:48:46 PM

I was starting to look for "too much Botox" but... ugh.  :-X

Sucker...     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 09, 2018, 11:40:07 AM

.(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aGxdvjw/abx1lKAE_700w_0.jpg).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2018, 12:28:44 AM

It's like the caricature of a weird paedo staring at someone from round the corner. Now all he needs is his gown, the clerical collar and the cross round his neck.



(Too far?!?)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 10, 2018, 01:53:36 AM

(https://s1.storage.akamai.coub.com/get/b66/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/7dd5ea3df00/7a36de35508e9935b0c08/big_1471399938_image.jpg)
 welcome to jeffrassic park

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2018, 08:59:02 AM

(https://i.redd.it/vlc51lqc80911.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2018, 02:50:35 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 10, 2018, 01:53:36 AM

(https://s1.storage.akamai.coub.com/get/b66/p/coub/simple/cw_timeline_pic/7dd5ea3df00/7a36de35508e9935b0c08/big_1471399938_image.jpg)
 welcome to jeffrassic park

Thanks for ruining a childhood classic for me...



 >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2018, 12:54:05 AM

Well, I found an image of Jeff Goldblum with a piano, but I'm not posting that.  Then I discovered he plays some level of jazz piano, or did.  Then I wandered off into youtube movie reviews.  So I have nothing to post.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2018, 10:16:42 AM

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Just when I thought Jeff Goldblum was already a bad-arse... now I find out he's a jazz pianist???

AWESOME!!!

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2018, 12:54:05 AM

Well, I found an image of Jeff Goldblum with a piano, but I'm not posting that

Why not??? I'll do it then.

(https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/sjm-l-goldblum-1228.jpg?w=700)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2018, 11:01:04 PM

All right.  Click at your own risk.   ::)

https://giflikegif.tumblr.com/post/98947277022

I was starting to look for the commercial that's from but gave up yesterday.  I'm not bothering to look today.  Ew.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2018, 01:11:37 AM

Oh boy...

If you thought the image was bad... you really need to see the commercial. Thanks to it - I've lost an INCREDIBLE amount of weigh respect for Jeff Goldblum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2018, 08:13:09 AM

Wow.  I thought that was from the 1980s when I first saw it. 


Here's something better.

(https://i.imgur.com/1VwVgyi.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/1VwVgyi.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2018, 11:49:29 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 12, 2018, 08:13:09 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/1VwVgyi.gif)

(https://i.giphy.com/media/10jRHyuxV1FsvC/giphy-downsized.gif)

Quote from: Bob on July 12, 2018, 08:13:09 AM

Wow.  I thought that was from the 1980s when I first saw it.

You need your eyesight checked then. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park??? He sure as hell LOOKED a lot older than he was in both I & II.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2018, 11:02:47 PM

I didn't really study it out.   ::)  It's was more of an "ugh... Maybe I'll go find the commercial and post that," reaction.  And then I got side tracked watching a review of The Fly.


Here's an owl pellet for you.  :P

(https://i.imgur.com/45IhJcq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2018, 01:20:15 AM

Well... I was about to up the ante by posting a picture of a cats furball... but I don't think anyone on the PLANET wants to see that.

Instead - look at this adorable fur ball...

(https://d32xvgr96w2oxp.cloudfront.net/2017/03/quokka-ok-03-2017.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 13, 2018, 11:59:30 AM

*quick be cute
 ** ok
*** ...
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aZp8Ee0/a49VoBQr_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2018, 10:44:02 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 13, 2018, 11:59:30 AM

*quick be cute

There's no competition. We may have hideous and potentially horrifyingly dangerous spiders that will f@#k you up, but then we also have:

(https://www.natureaustralia.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Quokka-The-Nature-Conservancy-Australia.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 14, 2018, 11:40:16 AM

noice. here have a paraequestrian centaur [half horse half centaur ]
(https://i.redd.it/ziz3oovxpznz.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2018, 05:43:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2018, 10:44:02 PM

There's no competition. We may have hideous and potentially horrifyingly dangerous spiders that will f@#k you up,

Did I hear someone calling me?

(https://www.planetdeadly.com/wp-content/uploads/mouse-spider.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 14, 2018, 08:03:33 PM

(https://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/images/2008/05/07/cartman3.jpg)

 >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2018, 02:31:36 AM

Quote from: outin on July 14, 2018, 05:43:20 PM

Did I hear someone calling me?
(https://www.planetdeadly.com/wp-content/uploads/mouse-spider.jpg)

Hey Outin... meet my boot...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81fsVyVG33L._UL1500_.jpg)

(https://theaccidentalnovelist.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/ink-splat-051.gif)



Well... that takes care of Outin.    ;D



Edit: I think there's something wrong with the way this web-site is embedding these images. I thought they automatically shrunk images to fit...    :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2018, 05:15:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2018, 02:31:36 AM

Edit: I think there's something wrong with the way this web-site is embedding these images. I thought they automatically shrunk images to fit...    :(

Your ugly boot's just too big...

And I'm still here, must have been one of my siblings that you crushed... that's ok, more room for me to grow...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 16, 2018, 12:23:21 AM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2018, 12:50:25 AM

I'm sorry - but that thing ain't cute. With its red eyes, it looks like it's trying to absorb your soul.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2018, 03:34:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2018, 12:50:25 AM

I'm sorry - but that thing ain't cute. With its red eyes, it looks like it's trying to absorb your soul.

You should sell yours before someone takes it for free.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2018, 03:58:55 AM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2018, 03:34:02 AM

You should sell yours before someone takes it for free.

You're assuming I have one, or at some point had one...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2018, 05:32:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2018, 03:58:55 AM

You're assuming I have one, or at some point had one...    ;D

If you have none, then you need not worry about red eyed owls :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2018, 06:37:23 AM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2018, 05:32:02 AM

If you have none, then you need not worry about red eyed owls :)

I was warning other people...

(https://img00.deviantart.net/20cd/i/2009/208/a/f/bart_simpson__s_soul_by_mc06x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2018, 04:19:16 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 16, 2018, 10:54:47 PM

(https://inmymentalmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Tightrope-300x200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2018, 11:26:09 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2018, 04:19:16 PM

And here I thought Family guy couldn't get any worse... how wrong was I.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 17, 2018, 10:54:37 PM

(https://www.curezone.org/upload/Members/new03/what_has_been_heard_cannot_be_unheard.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2018, 09:04:35 AM

I'm surprised Seth McFarlane hasn't been shot for his idiotic jokes.

How mentally sick does America have to be to allow crap like this to continue??? How has this stupid cartoon gone on so long?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2018, 09:52:35 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/8KdCaU1.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/8KdCaU1.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 18, 2018, 12:10:20 PM

treat?  treat ? treat?
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2018, 02:21:03 PM

What else could I have done with that 1:05...

Cute??? That's subjective.

These guys??? Definitive!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 18, 2018, 04:01:09 PM

(https://pics.onsizzle.com/Imgur-3d220a.png),

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2018, 04:37:50 PM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8148733440/h46DC1676/)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 18, 2018, 07:38:03 PM

More pink snakes for visitor...
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/c47652e5dd4cac4dec6a2580242457db/tumblr_ozicg6XTDY1wvbutio1_500.jpg)

Damn! I ended up surfing some corn snake breeders' websites and now I suffer from snake fever...They are really cute!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2018, 10:48:13 PM

I give up.  These aren't posting right.  ::)

https://i.imgur.com/1NEOXgo.gifv

https://media2.giphy.com/media/1wmMk1RMgQixVHu76n/giphy.gif

(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/snek-gif-7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2018, 08:08:59 AM

LET ME TRY!!!

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/1wmMk1RMgQixVHu76n/giphy.gif)

Nope... you just fail at using the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 19, 2018, 04:20:15 PM

https://48laws-of-power.blogspot.com/2011/05/law-7-get-others-to-do-work-for-you.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2018, 12:12:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 19, 2018, 04:20:15 PM

https://48laws-of-power.blogspot.com/2011/05/law-7-get-others-to-do-work-for-you.html

Interesting read... I had a quick skim and it seems to make some good points...

1. Nobody likes a run-down, burned-out hero
2. There are some skills that you do not possess
3. Standing on the shoulders of giants can be brilliantly manipulated
4. Sharing the credit with others

They did however forget point number 5:

5. IT HIDES YOUR INCOMPETENCE!!!      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 20, 2018, 02:40:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2018, 12:12:01 AM

Interesting read... I had a quick skim and it seems to make some good points...

1. Nobody likes a run-down, burned-out hero
2. There are some skills that you do not possess
3. Standing on the shoulders of giants can be brilliantly manipulated
4. Sharing the credit with others

They did however forget point number 5:

5. IT HIDES YOUR INCOMPETENCE!!!      ;D

And 6.  I win.  ;D

Reminder:  This is not a Person who posts most wins thread.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2018, 04:44:40 AM

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 20, 2018, 11:11:17 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2018, 04:44:40 AM

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Oh really?  You're going there?

Then I guess you get a little this beginning...

Followed by a little of this....

*Because Bob didn't listen to more than maybe 30 seconds of either while searching and the Scriabin wasn't quite what he remembered anyway.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 20, 2018, 11:15:44 PM

Oh duh... Someone actually screamed.  That IS funny. 

And I can't bothered with editing URLs to make videos post correctly on here anymore....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 20, 2018, 11:19:16 PM

All right.  How about this then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 21, 2018, 11:13:08 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DgY_Xj8VMAAFRT9.jpg)just sayin'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2018, 12:21:13 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/pRsSegq.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 22, 2018, 11:36:30 AM

(https://pics.me.me/thumb_see-if-you-can-enhance-that-license-plate-crime-scene-27518167.png)
true story

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 22, 2018, 11:43:18 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/53ce24238a435fdb4558fc6693174e8f/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 23, 2018, 07:48:52 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/lk5XLZp.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/lk5XLZp.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2018, 09:07:50 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 22, 2018, 11:36:30 AM

(https://pics.me.me/thumb_see-if-you-can-enhance-that-license-plate-crime-scene-27518167.png)
true story

I must say - I completely agree how stupid CSI can be at times. It's the same with the movie 'Enemy of State'. Most of it's rather BS and can't be done.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2018, 12:07:13 AM

Blade Runner Enhance Scene
Colton Casados-Medve

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/


1982.  I wonder who did that bit first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2018, 09:04:38 AM

So that's where CSI gets their ideas from...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2018, 07:34:21 AM

Blade Runner influence is all over.

(https://i0.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/5e8.jpg?w=768&ssl=1)

(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-829f09f5383354ddd4a97119910d084f)


(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SeparateAgedFlyingfish-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2018, 09:31:49 AM

I can't wait till the days Meme's die a painful death and people realise how incredibly STUPID they are.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2018, 11:14:33 PM

Hey! I found the same gif.   ::)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/udmx3pgdiD7tm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 27, 2018, 01:24:50 AM

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2018, 10:10:24 AM

I found this FAR... more entertaining.

If you haven't seen the original video - I thought the tune was rather catchy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2018, 10:58:34 PM

(https://imgprx.livejournal.net/a01290f9cb28abcb56a4096984c70d52718fe0e8/IBMikuNa51GY4u1BRt3irra4k5nQnQh2-TIWISmK_LUa1D7-HG-MsTuJrWYAIRx-Tse7RcLTXibpb1vqeizc8A)

(https://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2018/01/Grumpy-Cat-920x584.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2018, 06:13:33 AM

Oh my god...

THIS

(https://imgprx.livejournal.net/a01290f9cb28abcb56a4096984c70d52718fe0e8/IBMikuNa51GY4u1BRt3irra4k5nQnQh2-TIWISmK_LUa1D7-HG-MsTuJrWYAIRx-Tse7RcLTXibpb1vqeizc8A)

To the soundtrack of this...

= WIN!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 28, 2018, 02:49:24 PM

(https://www.monicabilak.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kidwin.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2018, 02:55:10 AM

Awwww... is that one of your weird Childhood Photos Bob?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 29, 2018, 12:54:51 PM

I think I did have something like this as a kid.  Except this symbol looks more modern somehow.

(https://80steess3.imgix.net/Main-Headless/performance-superman-logo-t-shirt.main.jpeg?w=600&h=900&fit=crop&usm=12&sat=15&auto=format)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 30, 2018, 02:00:18 AM

I shall now play for you the hero supersong of my people

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 30, 2018, 10:29:55 PM

I've waited all day.  Now I can post it.

https://giant.gfycat.com/WhimsicalKaleidoscopicGrasshopper.webm


Except it's a webm file...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2018, 09:27:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 30, 2018, 02:00:18 AM

The only reason I can honestly speculate in how this gentleman (if we can label him as one with that shoddy playing) has this many likes is that there are approximately 97K idiots in this world.

That or they were wasted while they watched it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 01, 2018, 06:31:06 AM

(https://popcodex.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/mag-21.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2018, 09:08:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2018, 06:31:06 AM

Ahhh... that's much better. After the kazoo abomination - I had to clean my ears out...

...with acid.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2018, 04:25:35 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 02, 2018, 06:28:00 AM

(https://www.justcolor.net/wp-content/uploads/sites/1/nggallery/doodle-art-doodling/coloring-page-adults-doodle-art-rachel.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2018, 07:22:06 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2018, 04:25:35 AM

And BACK TO THE ACID!!!

It's like he took his singing cues from nature... Even these wolves...

...were more in tune with the song than he was...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 03, 2018, 10:41:28 PM

Howling beagle can out-howl your stupid dog!




Not me.  That's just the title of the video. ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2018, 11:01:22 PM

Hence why I don't have dogs... they sound like maniacal depressed little whingers...

I'd probably prefer this little guy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 04, 2018, 08:21:11 PM

I forgot about these.  I think this is the webcam I used to watch.
https://www.ustream.tv/channel/peacheyroo

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 07, 2018, 01:09:15 AM

(https://gag.fm/uploads/posts/t/l-7640.jpg)
choochoo

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2018, 10:13:19 AM

That is...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eXACZJbQM8Y/hqdefault.jpg)

..horrifying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2018, 11:28:01 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2018, 11:48:30 AM

You know what Lost... If I could live for 10,000 years, I would be a happy man if I never came across that video...

...but thank you for showing me how fulfilling my life is, now that I've seen it.

Now for something really funny...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 08, 2018, 04:41:23 AM

Glad to help. People find all sorts of things funny, this guy takes the cake... or noodles..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2018, 09:36:45 AM

Just looking at that still image makes me NOT want to click it...

...and so I shan't.

This however, seemed pretty epic:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 08, 2018, 01:47:26 PM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/76a6b208b3b8109c366ae3c2c3e5f29e/tumblr_oglifrepeS1rsdpaso1_250.gif)
 :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 08, 2018, 05:16:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2018, 09:36:45 AM

Just looking at that still image makes me NOT want to click it...

...and so I shan't.

Don't you like fat Asians? Thankfully this thread isn't titled "hope to get the other poster to watch your video".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2018, 06:41:24 AM

Actually - to be honest, it was more the title in the top of the image, not the image itself...

Although, I can't bring myself to watch ANYONE in the world eat food, because I'm sure there are far better things to watch on YouTube than someone stuffing their mouth...

...asian or not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 09, 2018, 11:55:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2018, 09:36:45 AM

Just looking at that still image makes me NOT want to click it...

...and so I shan't.

This however, seemed pretty epic:

(https://i.imgflip.com/1aer15.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 10, 2018, 01:31:57 AM

ooh cute puffer fis....wait waht!?!?
(https://s01.yapfiles.ru/files/1984659/jxBXAMC.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 10, 2018, 07:36:56 AM

(https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/K1R5vGFOmYDR9I6d2W3iCGznq-I=/1400x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/E3J3KQPWTYLR7LJ6XPZFFUCF7Y.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2018, 12:16:13 PM

Quote from: visitor on August 10, 2018, 01:31:57 AM

(https://s01.yapfiles.ru/files/1984659/jxBXAMC.gif)

That is intense... and possibly the deleted scenes from David Attenboroughs 'Planet Earth' series.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2018, 12:31:06 AM

Uh oh.  We're getting into stock photos now.   ::)

(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/studio-shot-of-mature-handsome-businessman-giving-thumbs-down-picture-id670373854)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2018, 12:13:46 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 11, 2018, 12:31:06 AM

Uh oh.  We're getting into stock photos now.   ::)

Yeah, you're right (I win) This is getting embarrassing. I keep thinking to myself that maybe I could best be served in the community, if everyday I wasn't spending my time posting in this thread (I win) I could help the thread out so much more (I win)

Maybe we should put this thread to rest (and just declare me the winner)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2018, 08:00:13 AM

Ugh... Search for "declare me the winner," and what do you get?

(https://scottsthotz.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/trump-cards.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2018, 08:44:25 AM

A balding fat-arse with an inflated ego, and complete lack of common sense or intelligence?

I did however find this winners trophy, so I'm going to keep and use it.

(https://www.jamaicanmateyangroupie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Winner-Trophy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 15, 2018, 11:55:25 AM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/a715546e59752154cfb5565795393b6c/tumblr_p640y4TgpF1tfmrz4o1_400.gif)
wut?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2018, 02:10:57 PM

Well, they do say cats have 9 lives... just never seen the same cat live all of them at once.

Makes sense...



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 15, 2018, 03:35:49 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2018, 06:44:12 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 15, 2018, 03:35:49 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 16, 2018, 10:35:13 PM

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/7/7e/Nightmare-christmas-disneyscreencaps.com-5181.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131116020033)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on August 17, 2018, 12:44:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 16, 2018, 10:35:13 PM

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/7/7e/Nightmare-christmas-disneyscreencaps.com-5181.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131116020033)

The Nightmare Before Christmas - great movie!  I like the way he cuts his brain in half and put the other half in his wife (or something).  Would be great or boring conversations?  Not sure.   :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 17, 2018, 02:15:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2018, 06:44:12 AM

So is this
(https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/3/8/317838_v1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2018, 07:42:57 AM

Never seen it...

On the subject of brains... has anyone watched 'The Man with two brains'?

Steve Martin was brilliant...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 20, 2018, 07:49:00 AM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/4dde0e9517a74414cd2020fdcc6ae70d/tumblr_n5jq1d9Loj1t0l1jvo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2018, 12:36:11 PM

Meh - that's not scary...

...neither is this though:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/MDZ5Gadb0K9uE/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 21, 2018, 11:07:01 PM

How's that 1.5 day of false-win feel? :D

(https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/archive/2009/02/1_123125_122954_2208762_2210628_090205_mov_coralinetn.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg)

"Good job!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 22, 2018, 02:31:31 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/apLBwOD/azaB7z3x_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2018, 12:31:53 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 21, 2018, 11:07:01 PM

How's that 1.5 day of false-win feel?

I've had longer wins than you have, which I believe it a testament to how stubborn I am... and how bad you all are at keeping up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 23, 2018, 08:20:55 AM

I wonder who did have the longest win on this thread.  Lostinidlewonder I bet, right?  Wasn't this thread dead for a long time at the beginning?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2018, 08:36:42 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 23, 2018, 08:20:55 AM

I wonder who did have the longest win on this thread.

That would be me - I once held it for 10 days before someone interfered...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2018, 10:55:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 23, 2018, 08:20:55 AM

I wonder who did have the longest win on this thread.  Lostinidlewonder I bet, right?  Wasn't this thread dead for a long time at the beginning?

Not a long time but it quietened down for a few months while I basked in the winningness. But now I have nothing at all, it is all lost, all my hard work gone. But at this very moment I can taste the win again, I feel like a winner, win win!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2018, 08:36:42 AM

That would be me - I once held it for 10 days before someone interfered...

7 months
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg558380#msg558380

Ok please no responses for at least 7 months so I can experience a better win than before please. Thank you. Please don't take this away from me, it is the only thing I can win at in life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2018, 11:54:16 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2018, 10:55:41 AM

Ok please no responses for at least 7 months so I can experience a better win than before please. Thank you. Please don't take this away from me, it is the only thing I can win at in life.

(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/compositions/1011565846/views/1,width=650,height=650,appearanceId=2,version=1515071370/trump-nope-no-hell-no-awww-hell-noanti-trump-trump-obama-no-trump-trump-trump-obama-trump-donald-trump-obama-hope-hillary-democratic-party-nope-shirt-hope-poster-democracy-nope-trump-shirt.jpg)





I am a prick... aren't I?!?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 24, 2018, 11:07:47 PM

Mirroring reality... Now we have to live with that on the top until we can switch to the next page..... which won't be much different from the other pages, but at least it's not that on top anymore.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2018, 03:18:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 24, 2018, 11:07:47 PM

Mirroring reality... Now we have to live with that on the top until we can switch to the next page.....

Mmm... you've given me an idea...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on August 27, 2018, 11:40:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2018, 10:26:46 AM

Not even going to click that... I've learned the hard way, not to trust anything posted by you visitor.

just some sportz.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8513/8441700055_a6f39ccd9c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on August 27, 2018, 12:13:58 PM

I think someone has a respiratory  problem.   :P




(https://media.giphy.com/media/lGeU0oSNluQCY/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2018, 01:11:29 PM

And that's why I never ever had bubble gum growing up...

Plus it tastes like crap...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/aa9VQ6gg5wCBy/source.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 28, 2018, 12:15:38 AM

(https://i0.wp.com/thumbs.gfycat.com/UnsightlyNewItaliangreyhound-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 28, 2018, 10:53:31 PM

(https://pics.me.me/aw-yiss-29815823.png)

Stilling winning...  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2018, 09:45:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 28, 2018, 10:53:31 PM

Stilling winning...  8)

...not at using language in the correct manner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2018, 04:04:04 AM

perfect_pitch interjects, stilling Bobs winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2018, 04:06:09 AM

Quote from: visitor on August 27, 2018, 11:40:56 AM

just some sportz.
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8513/8441700055_a6f39ccd9c.jpg)

Some sort of translucent clear colour :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2018, 07:23:03 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2018, 04:04:04 AM

perfect_pitch interjects, stilling Bobs winning.

I can only ascertain from the statement given by both Bob and Lost...

I'd say people seem to be coming down with dyslexia, or...

...You're prime examples of why kids were forced to stay in school till the end of Year 12.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 31, 2018, 11:38:18 PM

Dog...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2018, 12:53:10 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 31, 2018, 11:38:18 PM

Dog...

Okay then...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SfLV8hD7zX4/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 01, 2018, 06:11:12 AM

Hi folks! Did you think I'd let you win? Wrong...I have just been busy making plans on how to invest my prize money...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7OYLUUFtzoA/UJUsD52J-fI/AAAAAAAAAYM/wzs8PCTg5W0/s1600/d.duck.jpg)

And I see you are still posting those boring owl pictures...shame on you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 01, 2018, 12:23:38 PM

just flying through,  will collect my winnings at the bottom
thanks

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2018, 12:44:30 AM

Here's a scene from some of his deleted footage, when a gust of wind sent him off course...

(https://s3.envato.com/files/230067693/preview.jpg)

Hope that win was worth the pain.    ;D



(https://orig00.deviantart.net/1eba/f/2018/244/e/f/my_job_here_is_done_by_py_bun-dclpthh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2018, 05:04:25 AM

Quote from: outin on September 01, 2018, 06:11:12 AM

Hi folks! Did you think I'd let you win? Wrong...I have just been busy making plans on how to invest my prize money...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7OYLUUFtzoA/UJUsD52J-fI/AAAAAAAAAYM/wzs8PCTg5W0/s1600/d.duck.jpg)

And I see you are still posting those boring owl pictures...shame on you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 02, 2018, 06:30:23 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2018, 05:04:25 AM

Wrong technique, dummy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 03, 2018, 09:18:41 AM

(https://i.redd.it/kqrvdfvhkuj11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2018, 11:40:02 AM

Outin - I'd say for posting a video clip of Family Guy, you lose.

That show's not only scraping the bottom of the barrel - it's dug a hole through it and is attempting to dig to China.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 03, 2018, 12:41:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2018, 11:40:02 AM

Outin - I'd say for posting a video clip of Family Guy, you lose.

That show's not only scraping the bottom of the barrel - it's dug a hole through it and is attempting to dig to China.

Losers cannot even correctly track who posted what it seems...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 04, 2018, 11:06:04 PM

(https://i.redd.it/ft1dy3y8znj11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2018, 08:55:02 AM

Quote from: outin on September 03, 2018, 12:41:31 PM

Losers cannot even correctly track who posted what it seems...

You quoted and technically reposted - my comment still stands.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 05, 2018, 02:03:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2018, 08:55:02 AM

You quoted and technically reposted - my comment still stands.

Do you really want to be reminded of some of the things you have (re)posted in this thread  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 05, 2018, 11:28:13 PM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/54541553/my-plan-is-working-perfectly-excellent.jpg)

Continue your fighting and bickering...  8)



This is what was supposed to be posted...
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/54541553/my-plan-is-working-perfectly-excellent.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2018, 07:31:26 AM

This thread has been going on for 5 years... you think I'm going to lose now???

Nuh-uh.

Quote from: outin on September 05, 2018, 02:03:56 PM

Do you really want to be reminded of some of the things you have (re)posted in this thread  ;D

I don't mind - I like to think of them all times I 'won' the thread. Remind me of my victories please...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 06, 2018, 01:52:32 PM

(https://78.media.tumblr.com/2db8b2018f83982387369b67839b0fae/tumblr_ov3dssbOT21w6viuzo1_500.jpg)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 06, 2018, 10:54:06 PM

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.577282451.3697/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2018, 04:52:51 AM

(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5bf8739e508a8bef398908d001d5e181-c)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 07, 2018, 11:12:12 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/gpHQPSH.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/gpHQPSH.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2018, 11:37:35 PM

Seriously - now this thread has devolved into an array of random pictures from random movies???

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!

(https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/power%20rangers%20main.jpg)





Oh wait, I see what went wrong - your technical ineptitude got the better of you Bob.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 08, 2018, 09:01:20 AM

Hmmm...why not...

(https://randommovienight.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/trivia11.jpg)

It's even piano related :)

(https://bit.ly/2NsI2H5)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 08, 2018, 10:29:31 PM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/3o7btT1T9qpQZWhNlK/giphy.gif)



I have to post .gifv URLs that way.  They don't show up here otherwise.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2018, 01:40:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 08, 2018, 10:29:31 PM

I have to post .gifv URLs that way.  They don't show up here otherwise.

Most of the time, they don't seem to work for you either...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 11, 2018, 09:11:34 AM

Maybe they're high quality gifs, and that's why they don't play correctly?


(https://toub.es/2017/09/11/high-quality-gif-with-ffmpeg-and-docker/output2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2018, 11:54:38 AM

Or it could be the whole 'technology is above you' argument.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 13, 2018, 02:20:32 AM

visitor winning theme rendition for orchestra brings to play in the background

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2018, 05:50:20 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 13, 2018, 02:20:32 AM

Somewhere is a guy, holed up in his house, surrounded by his 25 cats - beaming and thinking that what he created there...

...is to be marveled at.



What a sad... sad world we live in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2018, 11:25:36 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/x90QjA0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2018, 08:49:59 AM

Isn't it great what ducks can learn off the internet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on September 14, 2018, 09:19:50 AM

Quote from: visitor on September 13, 2018, 02:20:32 AM

visitor winning theme rendition for orchestra brings to play in the background

Furry funny! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2018, 10:51:25 PM

Quote from: goldentone on September 14, 2018, 09:19:50 AM

Furry funny! :)

(https://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/18/18/640x320/landscape-1525093714-simon-cowell-gutted-sad-devestated.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2018, 10:43:08 PM

*Bob makes the mistake of googling furry sway.*

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/enough-internet.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2018, 09:35:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 18, 2018, 10:43:08 PM

*Bob makes the mistake of googling furry sway.

I'm just going to trust that it's not something I want to do... even for the sake of curiosity.

...and I'm not. What a lovely day.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 19, 2018, 10:58:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2018, 09:35:33 AM

I'm just going to trust that it's not something I want to do... even for the sake of curiosity.

...and I'm not. What a lovely day.    ;D

I did it for you! Not out of curiosity but because I never want to stop educating myself :)

(https://i.imgur.com/qXz2Cq0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on September 20, 2018, 12:34:13 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 21, 2018, 10:27:44 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/r8tl8.jpg)


And incorrect meme usage here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on September 21, 2018, 07:18:30 PM

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Ouch!  Don't try this at home  :P


(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/42206929_943672215817886_676647835214544896_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&oh=668b75e0f4122529755a03448242db7e&oe=5C20F477)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 21, 2018, 10:36:39 PM

(https://jimmytorso.tripod.com/jimmytorso/kit.jpg)

 ::)  I'm not really surprised I found that right away.  I don't want to know if it's real (like for animals) or if it's a joke.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2018, 11:05:42 PM

I'd be curious to know what Bob's 'Google search history list' looks like.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 22, 2018, 09:09:35 AM

I was wondering what ads I'll get now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2018, 11:55:21 AM

Given your pic shown here:

Quote from: Bob on September 21, 2018, 10:36:39 PM

(https://jimmytorso.tripod.com/jimmytorso/kit.jpg)

You'll probably begin to see ads like these:

...uuurgh - creepy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2018, 01:18:51 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/MkMD6m2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on September 25, 2018, 02:22:54 AM

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2018, 04:27:44 AM

I'm genuinely not going to click on that Visitor...

...has this forum degenerated into a 'who can disgust the most users' thread???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 25, 2018, 03:46:28 PM

I think I'd win anyway, remember the worms on page...whatever :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2018, 12:29:41 AM

Quote from: outin on September 25, 2018, 03:46:28 PM

I think I'd win anyway, remember the worms on page...whatever :)

No...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on September 27, 2018, 04:45:05 PM

Nope, too big.  

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2018, 10:46:26 PM

Quote from: yewtree on September 27, 2018, 04:45:05 PM

Nope, too big. 

...or too long ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 28, 2018, 01:19:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2018, 10:46:26 PM

...or too long ago.

Right! That must be corrected immediately...This one is even better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 28, 2018, 10:45:23 PM

Quote from: Bob on September 25, 2018, 01:18:51 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/MkMD6m2.jpg)

I found out how those are made. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2018, 10:49:40 PM

Thank you Bob for bringing the topic to a more 'civilised' and less disgusting tone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2018, 12:44:32 PM

I'm just pretending like I didn't understand what the one video was.  My brain hasn't fully registered it yet.

Moving on... I find the lack of true owl bun pics a little disturbing.   ::)

(https://www.thefreshloaf.com/files/55325/11720726_415870865274866_870841573_n.jpg)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1025342380831064064/ITysR_7e_400x400.jpg)

You'd think you could find anything online, but I'm ending up with own muffins instead of owl buns.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 29, 2018, 06:22:42 PM

Halloween's coming...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/roblox/images/1/10/Owl_of_the_Week-_Ghost_Owl.png/revision/latest?cb=20170213055910)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2018, 01:04:48 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 29, 2018, 06:22:42 PM

Halloween's coming...

Meh - that's just a fancy word for a mandatory session where American kids get to fuel their obesity and prove that glutton knows no age limit. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2018, 12:24:37 AM

Well, the movies are better.  They've got options for anything essentially.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2018, 12:36:44 AM

Most of them aren't scary though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 02, 2018, 04:42:49 PM

yep. just like that.
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2018, 11:12:54 PM

That's a well done marshmallow.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wxX1gUk2JKU/S_GTDVSATEI/AAAAAAAAA5I/8O9mHQWLTzE/s400/hay+bales+%26+Eagles+004.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2018, 11:42:48 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 02, 2018, 04:42:49 PM

yep. just like that.
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2013/07/12/business/Adco5/Adco5-blog427.jpg)

That's right Visitor - only YOU can prevent them - so if we see any more Bushfires, we're knocking on YOUR door and demanding to know what happened.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 04, 2018, 12:19:04 AM

(https://smokeybear.com/timeline/images/pleasemister.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2018, 01:11:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 04, 2018, 12:19:04 AM

(https://smokeybear.com/timeline/images/pleasemister.jpg)

I'm pretty sure Poachers are a bigger problem... That's what you get when 'em 'Muricans have 'em guns.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 05, 2018, 10:44:27 AM

Nice.  I got the seal and Smokey Bear combined here....

(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZmbdwp_700bwp.webp)
https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aZmbdwp_700bwp.webp

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2018, 12:13:17 PM

Sorry Bob - but the file doesn't seem to play. I presume this is another of your technological fails???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2018, 12:07:27 AM

It's a still image.   ::)  How long were you waiting?


I was looking for a Pronton-M rocket failure gif from today to congratulate you win, but I couldn't find one.  And I didn't want to use a potentially offensive rocket failure gif as a joke. 

So I found this instead.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/uksZNQMmqOB0s/giphy.gif)
https://media.giphy.com/media/uksZNQMmqOB0s/giphy.gif

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2018, 12:11:34 AM

Go to 9gag.  First thing I see is the Proton-M failure.

But it's a webm file.

So here.

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aVYzjqw_460svvp9.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2018, 02:46:01 AM

Web-m usually implies Media file - hence the M on the end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2018, 11:00:32 AM

The round bear is a webp though, whatever that is.


Interesting.
https://www.zamzar.com/convert/webp-to-jpg/
WebP is an image format developed by Google in 2010. The format allows users to save an image in either lossy or lossless format. Google has made bold claims about the compression efficiency of the format stating that it can be up to 34% smaller than the equivalent JPEG or PNG file. Google believes that through the adoption of a more efficient image format, the speed of the web as a whole can be increased due to the volume of images being viewed at any one time across the world.


(https://i.imgur.com/EconY2m.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/EconY2m.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2018, 09:42:16 PM

Bob pulls ahead...  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2018, 12:31:11 AM

Later that day... Bob met a new friend who didn't like his driving style.

(https://cdn.willyandhobby.com.au/media/victoria-police-williamstown-arrest-3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 12, 2018, 07:45:18 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/txO9Z0d.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/txO9Z0d.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2018, 03:14:49 PM

5 days I had the win Bob... why did you have to ruin it?

You're just pissed off at being pulled over by the cops after that drifting... aren't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 12, 2018, 10:45:41 PM

I was thinking I was missing something.

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/a0/e0/ab/a0e0abb4c11428f22f23c38e04c18e64--smiling-animals-funny-animals.jpg)



 ;D How's the win feel?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2018, 10:50:37 PM

It felt good...

... and it feels good again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 13, 2018, 12:33:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2018, 10:50:37 PM

It felt good...

... and it feels good again.

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/av8jM4d/am0K2bo2_700wa_0.gif)
 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2018, 06:42:51 AM

Quote from: visitor on October 13, 2018, 12:33:54 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/av8jM4d/am0K2bo2_700wa_0.gif)

I wonder where David Attenborough was at when that was shot...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2018, 07:23:10 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/K7Issmd.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/K7Issmd.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2018, 12:01:12 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/W9WSk4tEU1aJW/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2018, 10:25:55 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/5r4aToJlLKCWY/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2018, 01:46:49 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/XuBJvrKHutnkQ/giphy.gif)

I could play this game all day long.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 15, 2018, 02:26:26 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/78694b81ca25bc38984011db05aca57e/tenor.gif)
 :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2018, 08:35:04 AM

(https://static.advice-and-resources.cbcortex.com/media/attachments/000/000/438/original/Friends13.gif?1412630082)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2018, 09:32:47 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/e3/60/c7e360fd28bd89d76d472158bd9e58a9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 16, 2018, 03:00:08 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/50ff1b9e991b4cc997ca7e15b542b103/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 17, 2018, 08:25:50 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ce1f17d49de7c51a65009439ca81746e/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2018, 09:27:41 AM

Okay - then given the previous posts... this is coming your way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 17, 2018, 11:04:20 PM

 ;D

Uh oh.  You've angered Sam.

(https://heteronomy.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/s01e04-samwell.jpg)



 ::)


(https://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2016/07/tumblr_lw2tcykxlH1qlhdj1.jpg)


(https://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29700000/Samwell-Tarly-nights-watch-29721687-631-449.png)

(https://www.theironthrone.it/it/images/stories/attori/samwell_tarly.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2018, 06:15:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 17, 2018, 11:04:20 PM

;D

Uh oh.  You've angered Sam.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/45/45357979ba23a0f3dd6ae8e9d32d0596621c95948b6c062a5e555bc8fe8cf825.jpg)

(https://inkedbrownies.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/sam-jackson-who-the-***-is-this-***.gif)

MAN... we live in a glorious age of the internet where there are a plenitude of pictures depicting exactly what we want to say.



No one cares about Sam.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 18, 2018, 07:49:28 AM

(https://www.clevver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/princess-leia-i-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2018, 08:38:23 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/8SxGru3XzElqg/giphy.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/5nMdF0Z813DxK/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on October 18, 2018, 06:15:13 PM

Star wars!  What a gorgeous day today (weather wise).  I'm taking the afternoon off for a hike in the woods. No need for mosquito repellant today with the lower temps and high wind. 

Cheers!  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 19, 2018, 02:55:12 AM

and w this post pianostteet becomes one less internet place that doesnt have bowsette
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aGXv75/a0N3J0Pr_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2018, 08:13:13 AM

You want weird???

Let's get this rolling...

(https://zomgwtfbbqq.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/shark-hug1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on October 20, 2018, 05:12:13 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/EOkLyANmiT7ZS/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2018, 08:26:40 AM

Michael did it better...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/tWshrlJy2A1z2/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2018, 08:37:29 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB2iQQYVIAAjHfH.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2018, 01:12:19 PM

(https://mbtskoudsalg.com/images/humpty-dumpty-clipart-broken-egg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on October 22, 2018, 10:30:49 PM

McDonalds and “CNN is Fake News”

I live in heart of Trump country.  A white van has been parked INSIDE a McDonalds parking lot in same place for over a week (in the most prominent place possible) that says in huge black letters:  “CNN is fake news.  Trust me.”  I said to myself:  CNN is fake news?  Oh, wait.  They said “trust me” so it must be true.

I spoke to the African American manager a week ago.  He said he was also offended by this and called the police.  Van is still in same location today (unmoved).  Manager said today the police won’t pay for towing since MCD is private property.  I talked to the police and they agreed.

I called MCD corporate office and explained.  They appeared to be very interested and said they would immediately call the owner of the store and the police.


Why post her instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

Don't forget to vote Nov. 6.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2018, 11:00:01 AM

Quote from: georgey on October 22, 2018, 10:30:49 PM

Why post here instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

Don't forget to vote Nov. 6.

I fixed your grammar. Also, I'm not American so I don't give a crap. You guys have fun with Trump... you voted him in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on October 23, 2018, 03:28:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2018, 11:00:01 AM

I fixed your grammar. Also, I'm not American.  Therefore, I don't give a crap. You guys have fun with Trump... you voted him in.

“I fixed your grammar.”  – Thanks!

“Also, I'm not American. Therefore, I don't give a crap.”  – I also fixed (or tried to fix) your grammar.  You appear to imply that only Americans can give a crap?  Maybe you are not implying this.  You raise a good point though.  Maybe I should reach out to a larger audience.

“You guys have fun with Trump... you voted him in.” – Fair point.  But we shall ALL have fun with Trump.  The fun is not limited just to “you guys”.  ;D

Question:  What if I turned this into a boring Trump thread and so I chase everyone away and so no one posts here except me.  Do I still win this thread?  Or is this cheating?  Of course I would never do this to you guys.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on October 23, 2018, 05:23:33 PM

Quote from: georgey on October 22, 2018, 10:30:49 PM

McDonalds and “CNN is Fake News”

I live in heart of Trump country.  A white van has been parked INSIDE a McDonalds parking lot in same place for over a week (in the most prominent place possible) that says in huge black letters:  “CNN is fake news.  Trust me.”  I said to myself:  CNN is fake news?  Oh, wait.  They said “trust me” so it must be true.

I spoke to the African American manager a week ago.  He said he was also offended by this and called the police.  Van is still in same location today (unmoved).  Manager said today the police won’t pay for towing since MCD is private property.  I talked to the police and they agreed.

I called MCD corporate office and explained.  They appeared to be very interested and said they would immediately call the owner of the store and the police.


Why post her instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

Don't forget to vote Nov. 6.

I’m trying to reach out to a larger audience.  ;)

If you are interested in Trump or McDonalds or fake news:
I got a call from the McDonald’s restaurant owner who has a van in their parking lot saying “CNN is fake news.”  To my surprise, he had a heavy middle east accent, maybe from Saudi Arabia.  At first, I thought he might be a terrorist and the van is his and it is full of explosives. ;) But after listening to his 3 minute message on my answering machine, I realized this is probably not the case.  The van is from out of state and is abandoned.  Since it is from out of state, there are procedures that the police must follow including a 7-day waiting period.  Anyway, he said that the 7-day waiting period is almost up and the van should be gone by the end of the week.

If not:
Please enjoy these pictures of chickens.
https://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+chickens&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwip7rzYh53eAhUErVkKHZCzCqcQsAR6BAgAEAE&biw=1920&bih=969

Either way:  I WIN!

Question:  You were already winning.  I thought you said you are efficient person.
Answer: Oops.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 23, 2018, 11:01:40 PM

Quote from: georgey on October 22, 2018, 10:30:49 PM

Why post her instead of "What's on you mind now" thread?  Here I can say what is on my mind AND win the 'ast post contest all in 1 step!  I am very efficient person.

 ;D

(https://www.eattoperform.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/hows-that-working-out-for-you.jpg)

(https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/8q9E97JVsASKbh4wXripKyde5kw=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2FLove-and-Other-Drugs.gif)

(https://static.stuff.co.nz/1451942739/688/13579688.gif)

(https://images.rapgenius.com/4177135027b01decf42f9ff48ffabe43.250x250x21.gif)



I know this because Bob knows this. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on October 23, 2018, 11:51:35 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 23, 2018, 11:01:40 PM

I know this because Bob knows this. ::)

But as Trump said earlier today:  "There's no proof of anything,"

My question to you:  How do you know this Bob thing even exists if there is no proof of anything?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2018, 10:19:46 AM

Quote from: georgey on October 23, 2018, 11:51:35 PM

But as Trump said earlier today:  "There's no proof of anything,"

I think that was the Doctors response to seeing the X-ray of Trump's skull.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 25, 2018, 10:10:16 AM

Quote from: georgey on October 23, 2018, 11:51:35 PM

But as Trump said earlier today:  "There's no proof of anything,"

My question to you:  How do you know this Bob thing even exists if there is no proof of anything?

I am Bob's raging bile duct.



(https://media.giphy.com/media/2mKQpTKeEaxBm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2018, 11:49:48 AM

If there's no proof of anything Bob... then there's no proof you're the winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 26, 2018, 10:58:54 PM

Here's your proof.  ::)

(https://3rt0qt1y30au2f96av3fz0vu-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/toast.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2018, 11:27:18 PM

I see your Picard... and I raise.

(https://i.gifer.com/BsEK.gif)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 27, 2018, 10:44:45 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/2Yxs9iyWGiq1a/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2018, 10:56:42 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/9H279yb0blggo/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 28, 2018, 12:43:54 PM

(https://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/soosiriussss.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2018, 10:32:16 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xuQITyQrRJIs/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2018, 10:06:19 AM

I thought the blank lines would just end up being removed.


*Bob falls asleep instead of deciding on a pic to post...*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2018, 10:33:04 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 30, 2018, 10:06:19 AM

*Bob falls asleep instead of deciding on a pic to post...*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 30, 2018, 11:21:49 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2018, 12:08:54 PM

Holt does it better:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 31, 2018, 09:18:49 AM

*In another attempt to end the thread, Bob strategically places some special horses at the end of the thread.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2018, 09:21:44 AM

I saw the word 'farting' in the title and refuse to play it.

Nice try ending the thread... but this thread won't end...



...until I end it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 31, 2018, 11:44:24 PM

I think there was a sequel to that video too. ::)



Happy Halloween.

(https://cdnb3.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/127/455/large/tomislav-jagnjic-001.jpg?1470049441)

Yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? Yeah man it's cool, by Tomislav Jagnjic

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2018, 05:14:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 31, 2018, 11:44:24 PM

I think there was a sequel to that video too. ::)

I do NOT want to know about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 01, 2018, 03:32:41 PM

Lets see...this is the last post...so I just won!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2018, 05:29:29 AM

Quote from: outin on November 01, 2018, 03:32:41 PM

Lets see...this is the last post...so I just won!

Good for you... have a cookie.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-NF1BYAaXGEQ/VcRLVqtT6PI/AAAAAAAABOg/XjIXzFplsKw/s1600/toppings_crumbs.png)




[BUUUUURP]


Erm... on second thought - never mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2018, 12:20:17 AM

'Sup pianos?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2018, 01:23:45 PM

That girl is going to fail english...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 07, 2018, 09:12:16 AM

(https://www.conversion-elite.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/bold-strategy-cotton-let-s-see-if-it-pays-off-for-em-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2018, 06:11:27 AM

(https://www.renaissancemama.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Carpe.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2018, 09:53:26 AM

A lazy post.
For a lazy win.
But it's a still a win. 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2018, 01:55:24 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2018, 01:56:27 PM

Beat that Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 09, 2018, 11:40:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2018, 01:55:24 PM

.

Beat that?  Nothing?  Oh ok.  I see...


.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2018, 05:37:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 09, 2018, 11:40:34 PM

Beat that?  Nothing?  Oh ok.  I see..

I meant - Beat that, in terms of laziness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2018, 10:52:20 AM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 10, 2018, 02:30:57 PM

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2018, 01:46:25 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 11, 2018, 08:53:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2018, 01:46:25 AM

Thanks, you know how I adore spiders :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2018, 12:45:11 PM

(https://blog.parrotessentials.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/quaker-parrots-angry.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2018, 09:35:24 AM

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/hawk-1520360450.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 12, 2018, 02:41:24 PM

Especially because...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ri5BQdURq9k/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2018, 06:06:47 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/195f06fd7941802cd1f5307dd3697186/tenor.gif?itemid=5362007)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2018, 11:46:18 PM

The party parrots were for the hawk, although they still work I think.

Here's a bald eagle, pooping on you, for that other pic.  ::)  Now we're going to have to look at that for a few weeks since it's on the top of the new page.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZgFuNcN.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2018, 09:05:05 AM

We have spiders that big on Australia - some as pets.

You're going to have to do a lot more than THAT to scare me off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2018, 09:27:04 AM

Yeah, we've got big birds over here in the US, so... You better watch yourself if into any of those too over here.  ::)



(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/-LLMSBsGs3S0SmQpArYXayts1oo=/0x94:1494x1090/1220x813/filters:focal(0x94:1494x1090):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/45686844/big_bird_half.0.0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2018, 10:50:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 14, 2018, 09:27:04 AM

Yeah, we've got big birds over here in the US, so... You better watch yourself if into any of those too over here.  ::)

I think Bob is drunk... I'll just leave this here and let him sleep it off.

(https://s.hswstatic.com/gif/alcohol-drunk-orig.jpg)

Night, night Bob... sounds like you're in for one hell of a hangover.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 14, 2018, 05:56:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2018, 10:50:45 AM

I think Bob is drunk... I'll just leave this here and let him sleep it off.

(https://s.hswstatic.com/gif/alcohol-drunk-orig.jpg)

Night, night Bob... sounds like you're in for one hell of a hangover.

And his drinking buddy as well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2018, 08:42:53 AM

(https://www.applepestcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/spider-joke2.jpg)















































































(https://onceuponatimewithbipolar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wpid-screenshot_2015-07-02-10-20-17-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 15, 2018, 10:08:47 AM

I know! Lets just keep posting spiders until Bob finally gives up!
After that it's just you and me...

This one should work well with Bob :)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0c/3b/1e/0c3b1eed9a4dfd2c52a5e2352d1890bc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 15, 2018, 10:30:32 AM

https://i.gifer.com/2lwA.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 15, 2018, 11:07:50 AM

I know Bob likes videos...have you seen this? Funny, isn't it? :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2018, 12:05:47 PM

How about this big, beautiful bugger...

(https://mtltimes.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Spider-493x300.jpg)



Also, they only thing that destroys the terror in the above video is the guy who sounds like a Contralto, wailing like a frightened 8 year old girl.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 15, 2018, 02:12:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2018, 12:05:47 PM

How about this big, beautiful bugger...

(https://mtltimes.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Spider-493x300.jpg)

I want one! Although not sure if as a pet or as a snack...I hear they can be very tasty!

Quote from: perfect_pitch

Also, they only thing that destroys the terror in the above video is the guy who sounds like a Contralto, wailing like a frightened 8 year old girl.

What was funny was that he actually thought it was hair...and not from a head... ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 15, 2018, 03:09:52 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3898AFXUAcnxBe.jpg)
 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2018, 10:26:12 PM

Someone needs to see a dentist...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 16, 2018, 03:13:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2018, 10:26:12 PM

Someone needs to see a dentist...

a consolation prize, tom and jerry played on rubber chicken keyboard

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2018, 03:44:46 PM

The only way to forget that awful sound is an icepick through the ears...

Ahhhh... silence once again. What's that red stuff...?







Back in a moment...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2018, 12:15:25 AM

*Bob throws octopus balls at other people in the thread.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2018, 04:30:16 AM

*Perfect pitch takes them and makes Takoyaki. Mmm... delicious. Thanks for Lunch, Bob - very generous.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cb/Takoyaki.jpg/1200px-Takoyaki.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 17, 2018, 06:04:32 AM

Just woke up terribly hungry...and have neither octopusses nor spiders so will have to go for my usual breakfast, porridge...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2018, 03:23:12 PM

Quote from: outin on November 17, 2018, 06:04:32 AM

Just woke up terribly hungry...and have neither octopusses nor spiders so will have to go for my usual breakfast, porridge...

Spelling Outin - there's no such thing as 'Octopusses'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 17, 2018, 03:55:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2018, 03:23:12 PM

Spelling Outin - there's no such thing as 'Octopusses'.

Seems there are indeed!

But would you prefer octopussys? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2018, 11:36:30 PM

I thought we already covered that.  It's octopuses.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/octopi-octopuses/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2018, 12:25:01 AM

Thank you Bob for backing me up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 18, 2018, 08:43:35 AM

I am disappointed in you guys...no imagination?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2018, 01:41:09 PM

*Bob ponders that there are octopuses and octopus balls.*  ::) 

Time well spent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2018, 02:11:06 PM

Quote from: outin on November 18, 2018, 08:43:35 AM

I am disappointed in you guys...no imagination?

This coming from someone who eats Porridge??? Where's your imagination?

(https://cdn2.images.yourquote.in/post/large/0/0/4/307/4YzK7174.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 18, 2018, 02:44:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2018, 02:11:06 PM

This coming from someone who eats Porridge??? Where's your imagination?

You never asked what I eat it with, did you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2018, 05:51:43 PM

Bears?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 18, 2018, 08:05:42 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 18, 2018, 05:51:43 PM

Bears?

I don't like red meet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2018, 09:18:52 AM

(https://i.redd.it/2jfof11pl6z11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 19, 2018, 09:40:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2018, 09:18:52 AM

(https://i.redd.it/2jfof11pl6z11.jpg)

Bird meat however...tasty with or without porridge :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2018, 10:31:23 AM

Quote from: outin on November 19, 2018, 09:40:35 AM

Bird meat however...tasty with or without porridge :)

DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE OWLS...

How could you possibly eat anything that cute??? YOU MONSTER!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 19, 2018, 12:55:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2018, 10:31:23 AM

DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE OWLS...

How could you possibly eat anything that cute??? YOU MONSTER!!!

I do not find owls cute any more than I find puppies or babies cute...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2018, 01:43:32 PM

Quote from: outin on November 19, 2018, 12:55:37 PM

I do not find owls cute any more than I find puppies or babies cute...

That's because puppies aren't cute...

Babies however - I have to disagree, although I could be biased. I have a little 18 month nephew and I remember when he was a baby.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 20, 2018, 04:32:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2018, 01:43:32 PM

That's because puppies aren't cute...

Babies however - I have to disagree, although I could be biased. I have a little 18 month nephew and I remember when he was a baby.   

Well, cute or not they are probably not very tasty either...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2018, 10:04:10 AM

"Baby" back ribs.  Look tasty.

(https://media.paleomg.com/2017/10/EN0A0690-960x640.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2018, 11:56:16 AM

Yeah, but we all know they're not really made from genuine human babies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 21, 2018, 02:34:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2018, 11:56:16 AM

Yeah, but we all know they're not really made from genuine human babies.

Probably because those are an ingredient quite difficult to buy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2018, 10:47:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2018, 11:56:16 AM

Yeah, but we all know they're not really made from genuine human babies.

What?  Well... Learn something new everyday.


*Bob releases a dinosaur into the thread.*

(https://i.redd.it/3rjxly39slz11.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2018, 06:55:21 AM

How in the HECK is that a dinosaur???

God killed them all about 6000 years ago...    ;D

[and yes, I am doing that to piss off all the Creationists in the thread]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2018, 12:24:53 PM

Bably blue heron.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/9z2l1c/for_anyone_wondering_what_a_baby_blue_heron_looks/


Only the lucky survive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2018, 10:01:59 AM

A dinosaur is classified as a land-mammal, not a flying mammal.

Therefore - still not a dinosaur.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2018, 10:30:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2018, 10:01:59 AM

A dinosaur is classified as a land-mammal, not a flying mammal.

What...?  Mammal?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 28, 2018, 01:41:02 AM

A real mammal, rising up.. for the win!  :P

(https://i.imgur.com/8VDDW0O.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2018, 07:26:04 AM

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/92c34d9e0b37713a191d45e199c81cba.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 28, 2018, 10:38:23 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/d316039cbfa35cbf4812c48e7c1210ee/tenor.gif?itemid=5011708)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2018, 06:52:24 AM

Seriously??? You cut out the best part of his attitude towards Science...

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/517/111/fbd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 29, 2018, 06:05:53 PM

*Bob classes up the thread a bit.*

(https://i.imgur.com/HUPLluj.jpg)

"Piano Lesson" by Cyril Rolando. Digital. 2017. 1100×1466
https://imgur.com/HUPLluj

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2018, 02:32:12 AM

That's right.  Look at the cute duck.  Become mesmerized.  Forgot to post.  Bob wins the thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/eKSUODp.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/eKSUODp.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2018, 06:42:00 AM

Damnit - now we have both Cute owls and Ducks...

That's it - cute picture competition time...

(https://cdn.thefunnybeaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/animal-polar-bear.jpg)



Also, I love how every now and then Bob tries to post a video and usually fails.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2018, 09:27:39 AM

(https://www.the-filmreel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jaws_03.jpg)

Oh yeah?  "I got that beat."



(https://i.imgur.com/Wibv8dm.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/Wibv8dm.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 30, 2018, 04:29:43 PM

Cute ducks? Why not :)

(https://www.aaronstoychest.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/59739288.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2018, 10:59:51 PM

I refuse to post pictures of domestic cats...

(https://shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/4juillet02.jpg)

...but baby Cheetahs are cute.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2018, 12:54:10 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/vnKQK4Q.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/vnKQK4Q.gifv


Might have to right click and unmute.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2018, 09:40:09 AM

Thank you for sharing what I can only believe to be a video of a guy, possibly on the crapper - with his dog in the bathroom.

Thank you for that image...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2018, 10:41:57 AM

I didn't notice the feet.  That might explain the weak awoo there.

I will add a stoat to the thread.  :P

(https://i.imgur.com/ut3Gc2h.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2018, 01:35:10 PM

Why is it to me, that it looks artificial - like it's a toy or something...

Is anyone else getting that vibe???

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/83/b5/fa83b51ecfd1472e0534a35ada8ca65d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 02, 2018, 03:00:24 AM

Dang.  I can't find a gif of this.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EmbarrassedRingedBighornedsheep-mobile.mp4

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EmbarrassedRingedBighornedsheep-mobile.mp4)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2018, 08:39:05 AM

Very intriguing...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/96a652e95e444a50bba3f02d42f99ee6/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 03, 2018, 10:37:54 AM

And then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2018, 12:37:42 PM

Note to self - buy new pair of computer speakers.

...and mute any videos of Bob.    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 04, 2018, 02:36:51 AM

and then ....
https://vm.tiktok.com/JPj3hc/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2018, 08:18:18 AM

I was going to post the worse YouTube Video here... which ultimately is one of Justin Bieber (if you couldn't guess), but even that seems wrong to do that to the users here.

So here's a cute puppy instead...

(https://groomarts.com/assets/images/_listItem/cute-puppy-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2018, 01:38:44 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Bi6FcO7UoutWM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2018, 01:53:32 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/FEZ4DRe.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/FEZ4DRe.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2018, 01:10:09 PM

We need a quokka video...

Here you go:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 07, 2018, 01:47:28 AM

And something a little less cute but still white.   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/hQbVJgX.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2018, 10:49:39 PM

It's like if an electric eel and a furby had sex...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 08, 2018, 04:30:10 AM

no explanation needed [obviously]
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a8YZ4V6/aEkmLbxp_700wa_0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2018, 09:26:27 AM

As *** hilarious as that is - I kind of want to see the original footage. I'd like to know how fatal the guys fall was.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2018, 05:29:50 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/EiiNSFP.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/EiiNSFP.gifv

(https://media.giphy.com/media/11M1k4fIwVqPF6/giphy.gif)

(https://i.imgur.com/uQyRrUx.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2018, 12:07:30 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e01ff4d28034856761b39f3cc51f0ba1/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2018, 06:37:33 PM

(https://i.imgflip.com/11egrr.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2018, 01:38:38 AM

Gotta admit:

(https://i.stack.imgur.com/SSDlE.jpg)

...that's an excellent camera shot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: beethovenfan01 on December 11, 2018, 10:17:04 PM

Dang this thing is still going ...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2018, 11:42:49 PM

You think I'm going to let these other @#$%$#*%&#^@s win???

(https://data.whicdn.com/images/67793842/original.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 12, 2018, 12:00:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2018, 11:42:49 PM

You think I'm going to let these other @#$%$#*%&#^@s win???

Don't worry, you don't need to let me, I'll do it anyway ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2018, 04:26:28 AM

Oh please - you have as much chance at winning as Hillary Clinton does in the Presidential election...

Proud wife of a previous president, who lost to an over-the top racist, gun-toting egotistical psycho?

Sorry... I meant to say - you have LESS of a chance.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 12, 2018, 04:42:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2018, 04:26:28 AM

Oh please - you have as much chance at winning as Hillary Clinton does in the Presidential election...

Proud wife of a previous president, who lost to an over-the top racist, gun-toting egotistical psycho?

Sorry... I meant to say - you have LESS of a chance.

 ;D

Considering I am manipulative and antisocial and have lots of nasty habits and a big mouth I must have a very good chance!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2018, 10:51:37 PM

Are you talking about yourself or Hillary Clinton???

Or are you both?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 13, 2018, 02:11:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2018, 10:51:37 PM

Are you talking about yourself or Hillary Clinton???

Or are you both?    ;D

Obviously not, since I never lose!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2018, 10:06:37 AM

I'd agree with that - but so far, my persistence in this thread seems like a clear indicator that you cannot win this thread.

I've had the longest streak of win, I've had many, many days of win streaks. I think the evidence is clear.

I will win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2018, 11:38:50 PM

I had a post started the other day, Matrix-related, but then the pics at the end turned out to be youtube videos, no pics.  I gave up.  So I just posting now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2018, 11:47:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 14, 2018, 11:38:50 PM

So I just posting now.

Bob grammar bad. Bob need fix it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2018, 01:39:51 AM

We really need a new page...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2018, 01:40:33 AM

Enough with ducks and furry things...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2018, 01:41:53 AM

And silly movie memes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2018, 01:44:01 AM

This might take a while...but I have time...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2018, 01:45:07 AM

Winning is fun after all :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2018, 09:12:07 AM

I like the fact that you used 5 posts to try and win - and I'm only using 1 to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2018, 10:58:13 AM

But your one was ineffective, I'm afraid...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 15, 2018, 09:03:32 PM

Dang.  Outin got post #8888 on here.   >:( ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2018, 09:39:55 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 15, 2018, 09:03:32 PM

Dang.  Outin got post #8888 on here.   >:( ::)

You can keep that then - I got post 8893. It's more important... plus I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on December 16, 2018, 05:53:01 AM

Been a long time since i last won this.

Thal

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2018, 06:49:34 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on December 16, 2018, 05:53:01 AM

Been a long time since i last won this.

And it will be a long time before you win again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on December 16, 2018, 07:15:14 AM

Yeah, chill with some boogie! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 16, 2018, 07:47:32 AM

Good morning, losers!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 16, 2018, 10:28:36 AM

Quote from: outin on December 16, 2018, 07:47:32 AM

Good morning, losers!

I know what you're talking about, but once I hit the post button I won't....  but you will... again. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 16, 2018, 12:20:46 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 16, 2018, 10:28:36 AM

I know what you're talking about, but once I hit the post button I won't....  but you will... again. :P

Quite perceptive...but outdated I'm afraid...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2018, 01:24:37 PM

Quote from: compline on December 16, 2018, 07:15:14 AM

No offense, but that seems so... arranged and planned. Didn't seem to enjoy it.

If you haven't seen this though, this was quite nice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on December 16, 2018, 02:41:25 PM

Yes, my video did  seem pre planned, but I love boogie woogie!

Yours was nice too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on December 16, 2018, 02:43:31 PM

Happy Christmas to all potential winners and losers! 

Ding, dong.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2018, 01:02:43 AM

I haven't seen graphics that advanced since:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 17, 2018, 09:29:40 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5fc12cdb43d214a78dcd2c2128e850a5/tenor.gif?itemid=7786638)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2018, 12:53:43 AM

I don't know where you got that from...

...and I don't want to know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 18, 2018, 05:08:22 AM

Isn't that Bob himself?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 18, 2018, 08:14:14 AM

Quote from: outin on December 18, 2018, 05:08:22 AM

Isn't that Bob himself?

That's a bit off.

Here.  I googled and found "B.O.B."
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ab/B.o.B_UIT_2013_%28cropped%29.jpg/440px-B.o.B_UIT_2013_%28cropped%29.jpg)


Except that one's a bit off too.   ::)  I mean I don't think I'd flip the hat brim up that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2018, 12:35:30 AM

Funny, I always pictured Bob like:

(https://artsy-media-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/xsvTijg8O01pLjzquMcfqA%2FBob+Ross-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2018, 08:03:50 AM

A random gypsy dog appears and curses (roars) everyone else except Bob in the thread.    ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/cV0nZ5k.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/cV0nZ5k.gifv

(Probably have to right click and unmute.  The audio is interesting.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2018, 11:59:10 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7qDDNLf1TCfsCTyU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on December 21, 2018, 06:04:16 PM

error

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2018, 09:43:45 PM

Quote from: compline on December 21, 2018, 06:04:16 PM

error

I remember him.

(https://ringsandcoins.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/I-AM-ERROR-Banner-800x445.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2018, 12:10:14 AM

In case you want more background information on the error...

https://legendsoflocalization.com/whats-up-with-the-i-am-error-guy-in-zelda-ii/

(https://ringsandcoins.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/I-AM-ERROR-SPM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 22, 2018, 06:41:19 PM

(https://l.j-factor.com/gifs/LegendOfZelda-LostHills.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2018, 12:52:12 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/85842326.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2018, 01:02:09 AM

Damn - I was going to say 'while we're on the subject of Zelda' but took me a while to find how to find the original image.

Oh well - here it is anyway.

(https://media0dk-a.akamaihd.net/13/15/cd2e6a1f40113998b6b8a262419a0a17.jpg)

(https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32500000/Funny-Legend-of-Zelda-the-legend-of-zelda-32502237-692-607.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 23, 2018, 06:39:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 23, 2018, 12:52:12 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/85842326.jpg)

Good job posting a picture of a cute gastropod Bob!

Yet I win...strange world, isn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2018, 07:51:49 AM

Meh - you have fire-breathing gastropods...

We have koalas.     ;D

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/13/11/2A7E219800000578-0-image-m-2_1437215028263.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 25, 2018, 12:37:02 AM

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcS4TBsTJtiUpetlaUS-QJJH5l-6V2Qo_-HiS3cz4QpzYVWlbepA)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 25, 2018, 07:25:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2018, 07:51:49 AM

Meh - you have fire-breathing gastropods...

We have koalas.     ;D

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/13/11/2A7E219800000578-0-image-m-2_1437215028263.jpg)

Good for you!

Then again...we have reindeers...Happy Holidays!

(https://paliskunnat.fi/poro/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/porot_lumisateessa_kolarissa_2009.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2018, 07:53:41 AM

[A SORRY GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE IF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BECOMES WORSE]

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally,

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 25, 2018, 10:16:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2018, 07:53:41 AM

[A SORRY GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE IF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BECOMES WORSE]

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally,

a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2019, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

Thanks! Now I'm off to singing carrols that are totally unacceptable to my (un)religious beliefs :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2018, 02:07:30 PM

CRAP on a stick... Logged into reply to the thread and I couldn't find the 'Reply' button, and thought that maybe the thread had been locked... and with Outin the winner...

Couldn't stand to have that. Found out I had been logged out. Simple login and I return as the Christmas champion.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 25, 2018, 03:48:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2018, 02:07:30 PM

CRAP on a stick... Logged into reply to the thread and I couldn't find the 'Reply' button, and thought that maybe the thread had been locked... and with Outin the winner...

Couldn't stand to have that. Found out I had been logged out. Simple login and I return as the Christmas champion.

Damn, I almost got you there!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2018, 01:10:46 AM

Now I shall return with more vengeance - and more vigilance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 26, 2018, 02:00:02 AM

This thread.   ::)   Make sure you have the sound on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/a9gxvo/feeding_frenzied_foxes_with_ferocious_appetites/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2018, 05:48:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 26, 2018, 02:00:02 AM

This thread.   ::)   Make sure you have the sound on.

OH NO... I ain't falling for that again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 26, 2018, 11:39:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2018, 05:48:17 AM

OH NO... I ain't falling for that again.

(https://memeshappen.com/media/created/Just-do-it-You-know-you-want-to-meme-63118.jpg)


Oh yeah.  Incorrect meme usage too.   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2018, 02:43:31 AM

(https://harrishblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/trust.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2018, 09:42:38 PM

*Bob falls asleep while searching the perfect faux inspirational quote response...*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2018, 02:33:58 AM

That's okay Bob - go to sleep... enjoy your slumber...

while I enjoy this win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 28, 2018, 09:32:33 AM

(https://www.springair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/insomnia.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2018, 09:47:35 AM

I'm too tired to think of anything smart to go here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 29, 2018, 10:56:32 AM

(https://d2isyty7gbnm74.cloudfront.net/unsafe/1292x1292/https://square-production.s3.amazonaws.com/files/fe0c6ff925fc183431aad69ad1cdbf943272496a/original.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2018, 11:37:04 PM

I can't take you seriously Bob - first of all, birds can't tell time... plus they don't drink coffee.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2018, 02:01:36 AM

(https://www.annemadecards.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/0601181225a_HDR.jpg)


(https://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9200000/It-s-For-The-Birds-starbucks-9267207-843-931.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2018, 03:11:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 30, 2018, 02:01:36 AM

(https://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9200000/It-s-For-The-Birds-starbucks-9267207-843-931.jpg)

The fact that you felt compelled to find a picture of a bird drinking coffee means, that I got inside your head.

What shall I make Bob do next? Suggestions???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2018, 08:03:34 PM

I guess that means you owe me money.  I get paid to rent out my brain during the work week.  :P

(https://mayernik.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/brain-color-3.jpg?w=600&h=496)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2018, 11:29:54 PM

No problem - take as much as you need.

(https://i0.wp.com/www.zieak.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/monopoly_money_100.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2018, 09:00:34 AM

(Not blank.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2018, 10:05:56 AM

HERE'S YOUR DAMN LINE!!!

(https://img.resized.co/collegetimes/eyJkYXRhIjoie1widXJsXCI6XCJodHRwczpcXFwvXFxcL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tXFxcL3N0b3JhZ2UucHVibGlzaGVycGx1cy5pZVxcXC9tZWRpYS5jb2xsZWdldGltZXMuY29tXFxcL3VwbG9hZHNcXFwvMjAxM1xcXC8wOVxcXC9saW5lcy1vZi1jb2NhaW5lLTAwOC5qcGdcIixcIndpZHRoXCI6NzAwLFwiaGVpZ2h0XCI6MzcwLFwiZGVmYXVsdFwiOlwiaHR0cHM6XFxcL1xcXC93d3cuY29sbGVnZXRpbWVzLmNvbVxcXC9pXFxcL25vLWltYWdlLnBuZ1wifSIsImhhc2giOiJlYTg0YzVmMjZlZDhhODg1YmFlNzJhMDRhOTc0ZGE5MGIzZWQ3NGMwIn0=/lines-of-cocaine-008.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2018, 03:39:00 PM

https://home-tools.wonderhowto.com/how-to/use-flour-draw-layout-lines-233677/

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2018, 06:15:51 PM

No performers listed...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2019, 01:26:00 AM

Oh - hopefully 2019 is better than 2018.

Happy New Year forum members.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2019, 12:06:38 PM

I guess birds like cream in their coffee too.   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/R2bnBc2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 01, 2019, 12:33:47 PM

Birds again?! What's wrong with you people!!?

I guess losing repeatedly does that to you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2019, 10:43:04 PM

(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1648382/thumbs/n-SOCIETY-570.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2019, 12:48:32 AM

Quote from: outin on January 01, 2019, 12:33:47 PM

I guess losing repeatedly does that to you...

I like to think of it as winning repeatedly.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 02, 2019, 08:39:46 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/82019376/so-hows-that-working-out-for-you.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2019, 10:12:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 02, 2019, 08:39:46 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/82019376/so-hows-that-working-out-for-you.jpg)

So far - GREAT!!!

(https://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/June/130617/6C7911377-tdy-130617-leo-toasts-1.today-inline-large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on January 03, 2019, 09:08:07 AM

(https://www.talkclassical.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=111249&d=1546504165)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2019, 02:00:34 PM

Quote from: compline on January 03, 2019, 09:08:07 AM

(https://www.talkclassical.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=111249&d=1546504165)

It is better to have people think you're dumb, than to type nothing and remove all doubt.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 03, 2019, 05:37:51 PM

?


Wait...  :o


 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2019, 12:47:22 AM

It was a nice try at playing Compline, but you're competing against the best here...

...as well as Bob and Outin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2019, 03:16:56 AM

How about a little of this?   :P

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2019, 02:30:57 PM

Is it legal to shoot annoying people who thrust their awful 4-beat-repetitive harmonies against your will, if you're trapped on the train with them???

When most people ask me what's wrong with music these days...

...this is the answer - the complete and truly perfect example of what's wrong with music these days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2019, 01:29:15 AM

I could only take part of the beginning and then skipped to the end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2019, 04:24:26 AM

I listened to the first 7 seconds of it, then stuck a screwdriver through my ears to block out the pain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 08, 2019, 10:08:33 AM

Ugh.... I should have known not to google "ear clean music" while eating.  I thought the music part would get better results.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2019, 10:59:26 AM

If there's one thing Google can do - is take a seemingly innocent phrase and turn it into something perverse.

Also, if you find the results a little bit too sordid for your taste - it means you're still sane.. or possibly naive.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2019, 12:03:36 AM

So you were talking about your win....

(https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gifv



Oh, I'm sorry.  That was rude. :P

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https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gifv
 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2019, 12:30:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2019, 12:03:36 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/EiMFUoy.gifv

I see your David Tennant and raise you...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPOqrl3x2SkKjE3Is/giphy.gif)

Hope you enjoyed your measly half hour win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 10, 2019, 06:06:41 AM

(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/a9ddw1/aGK0p75L_700wa_0.gif)
si.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 10, 2019, 07:44:55 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/1br8NMQ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/1br8NMQ.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2019, 02:17:15 PM

And YET another failed attempt to embed a gif on this forum.

Give up Bob - you know you can't win.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/1sd2bQx5GnQf6/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 10, 2019, 03:45:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2019, 12:30:55 AM

I see your David Tennant and raise you...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPOqrl3x2SkKjE3Is/giphy.gif)

And then it's me who has the winning hand :)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/A_studio_image_of_a_hand_of_playing_cards._MOD_45148377.jpg/1200px-A_studio_image_of_a_hand_of_playing_cards._MOD_45148377.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2019, 12:02:46 AM

You need to break the rules a little more:

(https://www.heroesofawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/5-aces.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 12, 2019, 07:21:01 AM

And then an ocean sunfish swam by.  Randomly.

https://seatrench.tumblr.com/image/173755865183



(https://images5.aplus.com/800x530/uc-up/40da93fb-d124-458a-838f-158fd2559ddc/40da93fb-d124-458a-838f-158fd2559ddc.inline_yes)


(https://i.imgur.com/CUtvY7W.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2019, 03:53:15 AM

And then a random shark swam by... randomly...

(https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/megalodon/megalodon_warpaint_shutterstock-full-width.jpg)



...and ate the sunfish.



...and then won the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 13, 2019, 12:09:48 PM

There's still something about that shark's eye, even though it looks fake....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2019, 12:03:56 AM

I'd be more worried about his teeth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2019, 12:19:42 AM

After enlightenment on the other thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/viSpuhx.gif)

(https://i.redd.it/h0y1az6st3a21.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2019, 02:19:59 PM

And there's a black hole... goodbye enlightenment.

(https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/indiatoday/images/story/201810/35575708_1840997272630749_3254951054151778304_n.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 14, 2019, 05:46:42 PM

I'll buy you a ticket to the black hole in the center of our galaxy. You can always win when you return, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2019, 06:13:11 PM

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2861/10912101305_d597db95d2_b.jpg)

I see the ticket, but the person seems to have disappeared.... ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2019, 11:18:55 PM

Here he is... just moments before the event horizon.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/7/76/The_General_is_sucked_into_a_black_hole..png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2019, 11:57:33 PM

(https://r.hswstatic.com/w_907/gif/now-9de2a1df-a5fb-4772-ab47-b2e414e8af67-1210-680.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2019, 11:27:55 AM

Yeah... this would be terrifying to see from space:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-i6Sp7OwOGS0/VNT3AlnHTdI/AAAAAAAAA08/EDer3xZUd6M/s1600/apocalypsein20ways.html.1%2B(1).jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2019, 03:40:54 PM

I would be much happier to see it from space than on the planet in question :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2019, 09:41:09 PM

True...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2019, 07:55:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2019, 11:27:55 AM

Yeah... this would be terrifying to see from space:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-i6Sp7OwOGS0/VNT3AlnHTdI/AAAAAAAAA08/EDer3xZUd6M/s1600/apocalypsein20ways.html.1%2B(1).jpg)

(https://wp-assets.futurism.com/2013/04/Rogue-Black-Hole-Eats-Earth.jpg)

I don't think it would look like that.  I think it would be more gradual in some way.  Not that this pic is much better.  I don't think a black hole would spew anything out while it's eating a planet.


Maybe a bit more like this even though this is supposed to be a star.  I would think the planet getting sucked in would heat up overall with everything being shifted and deformed a little.

(https://3iom3142cnb81rlnt6w4mtlr-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fig1-5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2019, 08:31:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 17, 2019, 07:55:04 AM

(https://wp-assets.futurism.com/2013/04/Rogue-Black-Hole-Eats-Earth.jpg)

I don't think it would look like that.  I think it would be more gradual in some way.  Not that this pic is much better.  I don't think a black hole would spew anything out while it's eating a planet.


Maybe a bit more like this even though this is supposed to be a star.  I would think the planet getting sucked in would heat up overall with everything being shifted and deformed a little.

(https://3iom3142cnb81rlnt6w4mtlr-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fig1-5.jpg)

They can radiate though, so best to keep your helmet on...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2019, 08:37:58 AM

Quote from: outin on January 17, 2019, 08:31:58 AM

They can radiate though, so best to keep your helmet on...

Yeah - and maybe some UV 50000+ skin cream - just in case.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2019, 11:40:44 PM

What would it take to withstand something like that?  That amount of heat and that amount of gravity/stretching?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2019, 11:55:51 PM

I suspect you'd literally need to be suspended in a vacuum in order for it not to take effect? But then you need oxygen, so goodness knows.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2019, 03:44:47 PM

The Sun's 5,778 K / 27 million degrees Fahrenheit (15 million degrees Celsius)  from a quick google search.  I tried searching a little for what temperature a vehicle that actually exists could withstand but that was too generic for searching.  I gave up though.  I doubt there's anything in that direction or we'd have heard about it.  They'd have something that could sit on lava that would be in use.

For a blackhole (or the Sun), there's gravity.   I thought or pictured things being ripped down to atoms or more when they go into a black hole.


Here's something -- 3.83 million miles from the Sun.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/how-close-can-get-to-sun.htm
"The sun's surface temperature is a stifling 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit (5,726 degrees Celsius). Curiously though, the area that surrounds the sun is even hotter."
"the corona is liable to be 300 times hotter than the surface. "

And there's radiation too I guess.


My solution?  I'd just warp space so you're "there" but not affected by any of that.  Yeah, that's what I do.  Just warp space a bit and make a bubble.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2019, 04:05:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2019, 03:44:47 PM

The Sun's 5,778 K / 27 million degrees Fahrenheit (15 million degrees Celsius)  from a quick google search.  I tried searching a little for what temperature a vehicle that actually exists could withstand but that was too generic for searching.  I gave up though.  I doubt there's anything in that direction or we'd have heard about it.  They'd have something that could sit on lava that would be in use.

For a blackhole (or the Sun), there's gravity.   I thought or pictured things being ripped down to atoms or more when they go into a black hole.


Here's something -- 3.83 million miles from the Sun.
https://science.howstuffworks.com/how-close-can-get-to-sun.htm
"The sun's surface temperature is a stifling 10,340 degrees Fahrenheit (5,726 degrees Celsius). Curiously though, the area that surrounds the sun is even hotter."
"the corona is liable to be 300 times hotter than the surface. "

And there's radiation too I guess.


My solution?  I'd just warp space so you're "there" but not affected by any of that.  Yeah, that's what I do.  Just warp space a bit and make a bubble.   ::)

Oh, that's just a bit more than a regular Finnish sauna...I'd enjoy the heat and then hop through my wormhole to cool down on an ice planet :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on January 20, 2019, 05:40:20 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 20, 2019, 03:44:47 PM

My solution?  I'd just warp space so you're "there" but not affected by any of that.  Yeah, that's what I do.  Just warp space a bit and make a bubble.   ::)

Very philosophical!  This may be the secret to life: "Just warp space so you're "there".  As long as you don't warp too much.  ;)

I shall now warp space so I am "there": I win and this is FINAL!  ;D  (or is this too much?)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2019, 06:18:47 PM

Quote from: georgey on January 20, 2019, 05:40:20 PM

Very philosophical!  This may be the secret to life: "Just warp space so you're "there".  As long as you don't warp too much.  ;)

I shall now warp space so I am "there": I win and this is FINAL!  ;D  (or is this too much?)

Ooops, seems my wormhole brought me back to this thread and ruined your win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2019, 07:04:24 PM

*Bob collects distant light and peers back at the very beginning of the thread. [and wonders what came before that. ::) ]  Then Bob switches direction to see the end of the thread....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2019, 09:39:44 PM

3 days... I had the win for 3 days straight.

You just couldn't let me win, could you???    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2019, 12:12:57 AM

This place dies down on the weekends.  Weekend time here isn't the same as weekday time. If you win during the weekDAYs... well, that's a little something more than those plain weekENDs.... Anyone can win during the weekends... Unless it's me and then it really is a big deal....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2019, 12:36:07 AM

You can try to beat me, but ultimately you know:

(https://dzasv7x7a867v.cloudfront.net/product_photos/40545858/spacestore15_400w.jpeg)

I bought that little lapel just for you Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 21, 2019, 10:22:52 AM

And then a fisherman appeared to encourage everyone....

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2019, 11:32:43 PM

Pfffft... I don't need a freezing Japanese man to encourage me...

I know I'm going to win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 22, 2019, 11:51:22 PM

(https://mslaine.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/smile.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2019, 12:32:11 AM

I don't believe that - my astrologer tells me things are going to be better tomorrow.

My psychic told me that as well.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2019, 04:28:52 AM

Smiling makes my face hurt...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2019, 12:36:28 PM

Well, they say it takes 42 muscles to smile, but only 4 to extend the middle finger to the world around you.

Plus, it's good exercise for finger 3.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 23, 2019, 03:14:51 PM

trying to count the number of muscles i use when i react to this

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2019, 10:43:08 PM

Visitor - why did you have to start a new thread with THAT on top...

That is WRONG!!! WRONG I TELLS YA!!!

(But I dare not click it), sorry - but it looks too weird for my tastes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 23, 2019, 11:30:47 PM

I watched about half, intending to watch the whole but.... Life's short.  I'm keeping that extra minute.



This thread, essentially...

(https://s04.tcuniverse.com/vkmedia_store/2017/03/UYBCE8lpCUwJn9nJ/sizes/clean/pics_20_clean_800.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2019, 05:03:16 AM

There's a scary image - Aquaman staring at Supermans arse...

[walks away]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2019, 05:12:01 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 23, 2019, 03:14:51 PM

trying to count the number of muscles i use when i react to this

Wow, that's deep!







Or not...contemplating...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2019, 10:29:38 AM

Given the thumbnail - I don't think there's too much going on philosophically, or even metaphorically...

Japan does however just have a solid record for coming up with weird sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2019, 11:44:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2019, 05:03:16 AM

There's a scary image - Aquaman staring at Supermans arse...

[walks away]

Torso, I'd say.

Anyway.... Cheers, dudes.  ;D 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 25, 2019, 11:50:17 PM

And dang, I'd say.  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 26, 2019, 03:28:36 PM

suddendly the Kyoto Tachibana prefacture s h s female marching band parades through the thread

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2019, 12:13:06 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2019, 12:27:22 AM

As a fellow piano player - I have to take fault that the Hedgehog was not really playing those notes.

This bunny however is quite cute:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on January 28, 2019, 10:39:44 AM

Quote from: visitor on January 26, 2019, 03:28:36 PM

suddendly the Kyoto Tachibana prefacture s h s female marching band parades through the thread

The theme appears to be saxophonish.  The language that appeared suddenly like a rash when the Anglo-saxons invaded Britannia, and whom, according to scant history, Arthur bravely fought off.

I am not aware that Arthur ever visited the orient.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2019, 02:58:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2019, 12:27:22 AM

As a fellow piano player - I have to take fault that the Hedgehog was not really playing those notes.

My first thought as well.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2019, 12:27:22 AM

This bunny however is quite cute:

I do prefer his/her more modern compostitional language.

I should ask my cats to perform something for you :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2019, 12:44:32 AM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2019, 02:58:14 PM

I should ask my cats to perform something for you :)

I don't think cats are very good musicians...

...their singing is awful.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2019, 03:10:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2019, 12:44:32 AM

I don't think cats are very good musicians...

...their singing is awful.    ;D

So you must be a good singer to be a good player?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2019, 09:46:10 AM

I'd like to think that because of the instrument - professional pianists probably can sing better in tune than those who don't. They may not have a great voice, but their tuning is probably pretty good.

Although, I have perfect pitch so I'm biased.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2019, 06:14:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2019, 09:46:10 AM

I'd like to think that because of the instrument - professional pianists probably can sing better in tune than those who don't. They may not have a great voice, but their tuning is probably pretty good.

Although, I have perfect pitch so I'm biased.    ;D

Why would you assume that my cats don't have perfect pitch?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2019, 01:28:56 AM

Because if they could, they would sing better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2019, 03:12:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2019, 01:28:56 AM

Because if they could, they would sing better.

Really? First of all you have not heard them sing. And secondly, not everyone with perfect pitch can sing. Sometimes they do not have the physical skill to produce the right sounds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 30, 2019, 09:01:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2019, 09:46:10 AM

I'd like to think that because of the instrument - professional pianists probably can sing better in tune than those who don't. They may not have a great voice, but their tuning is probably pretty good.

Although, I have perfect pitch so I'm biased.    ;D

Yeah, you have to explain this more.  Pianists have a couple things working against them.  They don't have to use their ears to listening for tuning (/can't adjust the pitch), so it's not something they're focusing on.  And the piano itself, even when tuned, is equal temperament, so pianists aren't hearing things as in tune as they can be.

I've got my own ears/experience as an example on the crappy side (although I've worked to improve that).  I also remember meeting a pro pianist who couldn't really tell flat or sharpness between two pitches.  That guy had perfect pitch so he knew the notes but he didn't know which was x-cents higher or lower or which instrument needed to adjust. 

Vocalists and esp. string players though... Look out. 


It depends who the person is that we're comparing a pianist to also.  If you take a pianist with basic ear training vs. someone who's never sung, the pianist would win out most likely I would think.  The other person has never used their voice or their ears much.  There would be the except of the person who just hears or sings better though.


I never considered a piano that helpful for tuning.  Even for ear training it's just giving you the pitches.  It's limiting the musician that way.  Actually using the voice/ears or a string with the ears, definitely pushes the issue/forces the issue of having to adjust that pitch.  I've thought something electronic might work, but haven't run across something that's as easy as a string or the voice to slide along to adjust pitch.

Trombonists too... They tend to have good minute tuning abilities since they can very easily do that kind of adjusting.  I suppose lower pitched instruments in general would have good basic interval hopping tuning ability since they would get reamed more by the conductor for doing something like moving a fifth or fourth without being very in tune.  They can throw the rest of the ensemble off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2019, 11:40:50 PM

Wow... seems I've gotten onto a delicate subject... I'll explain further in detail later when I'm done winning...

...plus it's early in the morning here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 31, 2019, 03:43:31 AM

Some animals have far better hearing that humans, a dog for instance can hear frequencies that a human will never be able to percieve. We are feeble creatures if it were not for our brains. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2019, 04:39:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2019, 11:40:50 PM

Wow... seems I've gotten onto a delicate subject... I'll explain further in detail later when I'm done winning...

...plus it's early in the morning here.

Oh, you don't really need to bother. We can just stop this discussion right now. To this post. We can leave and continue in another thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 31, 2019, 01:53:26 PM

The lyrebird laughs at humans perfect pitch lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2019, 03:37:56 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 31, 2019, 01:53:26 PM

The lyrebird laughs at humans perfect pitch lol.

Why does the stupid human talk over the performance???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2019, 10:48:10 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 31, 2019, 01:53:26 PM

The lyrebird laughs at humans perfect pitch lol.

I'll admit, I scrolled quite quickly through the video, but I didn't hear any laughter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2019, 12:24:57 AM

I still wonder if that's real or a joke.  I've seen some videos that continue on with that until it gets ludicrous.

*Bob still finds a lyre bird to shoot lasers at people on the thread.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 01, 2019, 01:23:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2019, 10:48:10 PM

I'll admit, I scrolled quite quickly through the video, but I didn't hear any laughter.

It's ok you don't speak lyrebird. It is also a bit saddening for those who think human perfect pitch is such a powerful tool when a bird with a brain much smaller kicks your ass out of the stadium.

I wonder why you always have to tell people if you watched the video or not, like its very important to let people know ahah :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2019, 03:27:02 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 01, 2019, 01:23:06 AM

It's ok you don't speak lyrebird. It is also a bit saddening for those who think human perfect pitch is such a powerful tool when a bird with a brain much smaller kicks your ass out of the stadium.

A Lyre bird just imitates - it doesn't understand. Maybe that's why our brains are so much bigger.

What we need now is a Lyre bird that sound like R2D2 and we can...

Oh well, looks like the lyre bird is out of a job.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 01, 2019, 07:24:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2019, 03:27:02 AM

A Lyre bird just imitates - it doesn't understand.

Isn't that what many piano students do?  ;D

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2019, 03:27:02 AM

What we need now is a Lyre bird that sound like R2D2 and we can...

That guy is so annoying he needs to watch out or someone's gonna break his neck...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2019, 02:20:24 PM

Quote from: outin on February 01, 2019, 07:24:23 AM

That guy is so annoying he needs to watch out or someone's gonna break his neck...

WHAT??? I would LOVE to have a Budgie like that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 02, 2019, 02:01:14 PM

we will return after this word from our sponsor

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2019, 03:20:03 PM

Quote from: visitor on February 02, 2019, 02:01:14 PM

we will return after this word from our sponsor

And this is how most music in the 21st century is created...

...I weep for humanity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 05, 2019, 02:08:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2019, 03:20:03 PM

And this is how most music in the 21st century is created...

...I weep for humanity.

to the rescue !
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2019, 08:46:03 AM

Quote from: visitor on February 05, 2019, 02:08:29 AM

to the rescue !
[ Invalid YouTube link ]

And yet, another person who fails to post because of poor ICT skills.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fe0e45a9687a67903062294909802446/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 05, 2019, 01:53:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2019, 08:46:03 AM

And yet, another person who fails to post because of poor ICT skills.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fe0e45a9687a67903062294909802446/tenor.gif)

odd says invalid, copy pasting the link into browser opens it right up fine, some odd embed /tech fail maybe

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2019, 02:08:43 PM

Yeah - I can assure you that the video didn't need any more attention that it already has.

The fact that it has almost 4 million views is a sad reality that people will watch absolutely any old sh*t!!!

We now live in a generation where oddities and banal videos are posted as viral - and people with great talent go unnoticed.

Makes you sick to be part of the human race.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 07, 2019, 11:44:06 PM

I made it 42 seconds into that video.  I was just thinking no had made a really bad video with that acapella technique video style.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2019, 07:59:31 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 07, 2019, 11:44:06 PM

I made it 42 seconds into that video.

That's 39 seconds longer than I got to...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 08, 2019, 08:44:52 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/u5ZDgCXHJw2fC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2019, 11:26:02 PM

Are we in a dancing mood? Okay...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/66286c21e00a4ef6707abb4bfe19dcb3/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 09, 2019, 07:56:11 AM

Here's that square dancing that we trained for in elementary school, seen so often in everyday life.  ::)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f2e87284e3575eeb8604f5a9da1bc688/tenor.gif?itemid=8850094)


I wonder what goes through the mind of the teacher who teaches everyone square dancing.  This still goes on.  It's real.  It's out there. ::)

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/x9WiQ3c2jpMwlWw-KUiA-WuKO40=/187x54:1306x800/1220x813/filters:focal(187x54:1306x800):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46054488/Screen_Shot_2015-04-06_at_1.25.58_PM.0.0.png)

"It teaches a lot of transferable life skills."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2019, 01:00:22 AM

I remember the high school kids went through a rodeo phase... that was just sad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 13, 2019, 07:52:43 AM

Is that an Australian thing, a rodeo phase?


*Bob takes back the win after taunting it for a few days, while also trying to cover up that he didn't see someone replied to this thread again.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2019, 09:13:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 13, 2019, 07:52:43 AM

Is that an Australian thing, a rodeo phase?

No - it was a sh*t 'how can we PE teachers make our students suffer any more' phase...

Getting back onto the topic of music - found myself just burning calories watching this:

I've never thought about the beautiful combination of combining trampolines and music...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 15, 2019, 05:52:45 PM

I googled insane trampoline, but then immediately got burned out by the click baity titles and the amount of videos I found.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2019, 11:29:02 PM

I swear - all click bait and reaction videos should be redacted from the internet.

It would be a nicer, kinder internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 16, 2019, 09:59:16 AM

(https://i.redd.it/vkbqed1cbvg21.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 16, 2019, 04:34:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2019, 11:29:02 PM

I swear - all click bait and reaction videos should be redacted from the internet.

It would be a nicer, kinder internet.

Did you hear that the Russians are planning to separate their internet from the rest of the world? It's a great idea, because they can then make it as nice and kind as they want. But since Russians love cats, there won't be any less cat videos I think ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 16, 2019, 11:26:44 PM

Well then.  Russian fox.

(https://truelaurels.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/58820261-t1333silverfoxfaceon.jpg?w=768&h=512)

I wonder how possible that is, to completely take down the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2019, 03:08:52 AM

Quote from: outin on February 16, 2019, 04:34:13 PM

Did you hear that the Russians are planning to separate their internet from the rest of the world?

Seems to be working well for the Chinese - you don't hear them complaining.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 18, 2019, 07:43:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2019, 03:08:52 AM

Seems to be working well for the Chinese - you don't hear them complaining.     ;D

Then again, for many Chinese cat are considered dinner ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2019, 10:47:59 AM

Quote from: outin on February 18, 2019, 07:43:14 AM

Then again, for many Chinese cat are considered dinner ;)

I think I've solved the problem about how to get cats off the internet!!!

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 19, 2019, 08:03:34 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2019, 10:32:53 AM

Too long, didn't watch...

...still won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 20, 2019, 05:35:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2019, 10:32:53 AM

...still won.

autotune kitty meows otherwise

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 20, 2019, 06:31:35 PM

This video may also be relevant to this post.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 20, 2019, 10:14:33 PM

dear Bob

kindly and most sincerely yours
visitor and the internet

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 21, 2019, 12:17:02 AM

It's been a while.  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2019, 08:01:15 AM

Let's get a decent one going...

Damn, Pianostreet doesn't like advanced functions on embedded Youtube videos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 21, 2019, 09:21:44 AM

Enjoy your ear worms....  ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on February 21, 2019, 07:59:38 PM

keep it moving

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 21, 2019, 11:48:20 PM

I'm losing it.  I forgot what I was going to post..... Ah, yes. .     Something about trapping myself from the past.... for the present Bob... .and a goodnight.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2019, 08:39:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 21, 2019, 11:48:20 PM

I'm losing it.  I forgot what I was going to post..... Ah, yes. .     Something about trapping myself from the past.... for the present Bob... .and a goodnight.....

Bob seems trapped in a bubble...

Oh well, goodnight Bubble-Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 22, 2019, 10:58:53 AM

What an appropriate way for me to win this!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mHlLMRYneSI/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2019, 02:58:04 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0325b1e4a3a4d4fc2d31b9200e1f3292/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 23, 2019, 08:32:22 PM

I just keep find thing darn things...  ::)

(https://orig00.deviantart.net/0090/f/2018/110/8/4/bubble_bobble_bob_by_b3lz3bu-dc9emdu.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2019, 10:16:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 23, 2019, 08:32:22 PM

I just keep find thing darn things...  ::)

Do you not just grammar good... or are you having a stroke???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 24, 2019, 11:47:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2019, 10:16:37 AM

Do you not just grammar good... or are you having a stroke???

Should we call 911 for Bob?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2019, 12:54:01 PM

Well... his post was 14 hours ago, so if he is - it's too late now.

I am however going to assume that maybe Bob had brain freeze for a second after eating ice cream too quickly.

(https://sites.psu.edu/siowfa15/wp-content/uploads/sites/29639/2015/09/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 24, 2019, 05:54:38 PM

My fingers must have spazzed out.   I know what I was typing.  You can figure it out too.  The fingers just messed it up.


And now the page format is off until we can get to the next page with that giant pic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 25, 2019, 09:47:11 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2019, 01:15:54 PM

Oh no - I got a headache clicking the last video of theirs that you uploaded. I ain't ready for more of that noise.

ESPECIALLY when they've named the video 'Car Alarm'. That doesn't sound promising.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 27, 2019, 12:11:42 AM

I thought it was kind of interesting, except the tone definitely isn't classical.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2019, 08:51:50 AM

They say that when you go to your grave - you regret most the things you didn't do in life...

...listening to 'Too many Zooz' will NOT be on that list.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on February 28, 2019, 09:21:38 PM

(https://www.talkclassical.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=113762&d=1551387717)



Occupational hazards. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 01, 2019, 12:05:50 AM

This thread.   ::)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/C6JQPEUsZUyVq/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2019, 07:56:33 AM

Quote from: compline on February 28, 2019, 09:21:38 PM

(https://www.talkclassical.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=113762&d=1551387717)

[Compline attempts to win the thread by embedding an image...]



[Compline failed]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 01, 2019, 06:48:57 PM

Yes, I am rather proud of my self taught computer skills!     :P


(https://media0.giphy.com/media/vzO0Vc8b2VBLi/200.gif?cid=3640f6095c797def32396673599983d3)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2019, 10:49:23 PM

I could make a joke about Mac users not having computer skills...

...but I might keep it for another win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 01, 2019, 11:46:02 PM

I wonder how relevant it is....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

and for me....


and if you know that or are aware of your level, if it ends up de-motivating you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2019, 08:05:55 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 01, 2019, 11:46:02 PM

I wonder how relevant it is....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

That statement is ironic in itself... in the fact that I know how to properly insert hyperlinks... if that makes you feel better.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 02, 2019, 03:52:23 PM

Not me.  I just pasted the link.  The site screwed that up.

(https://i.imgur.com/tspEijv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2019, 12:04:26 AM

Just admit it - despite your best efforts

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Ya_523cb8_795315.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2019, 08:42:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2019, 12:04:26 AM

Just admit it - despite your best efforts

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Ya_523cb8_795315.jpg)

Not sure if your post is sarcasm or not...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 03, 2019, 09:54:08 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/0ynlgN8.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2019, 10:40:55 AM

I don't see the problem.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2019, 01:26:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2019, 10:40:55 AM

I don't see the problem.

In that case you must see more than I do ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2019, 01:21:58 AM

Quote from: outin on March 03, 2019, 01:26:59 PM

In that case you must see more than I do ;)

Well, in that case then:

(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/WjA9fw/dont-worry-y-all-all-s-good.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 05, 2019, 01:04:32 PM

well said

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2019, 09:04:04 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2019, 07:44:47 AM

Ah.  Resizing the page fixes the width issue... caused by "someone" posted an image without setting the width....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2019, 08:40:52 AM

I have a large 4K monitor - I'm happy with this new setup.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2019, 07:33:39 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2019, 10:32:20 AM

And they guys don't use Ovens anymore...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 12, 2019, 05:33:19 PM

(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/JYc9lOc5nbYebh3xnVstTA--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MTI4MDtoPTk2MA--/https://38.media.tumblr.com/9a43d2057030d0aa12ff2fa10f5a248e/tumblr_inline_nvk2sq15cK1t0ijhl_500.gif)



Out, out brief candle.


Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.




...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2019, 08:58:12 AM

Quote from: compline on March 12, 2019, 05:33:19 PM

Out, out brief candle.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3bcb116204d714a7c876384f634ac3c0/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 14, 2019, 10:33:05 PM

https://brooklyncandlestudio.com/blogs/thecandlelife/143335751-4-ways-youre-burning-candles-all-wrong

Geez... Always a critic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2019, 11:25:56 PM

Mmmm - now we're linking to random bloggers on the internet. This thread has entered dangerous new territory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2019, 04:21:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2019, 11:25:56 PM

Mmmm - now we're linking to random bloggers on the internet. This thread has entered dangerous new territory.

So it's time to end it finally? With this post?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2019, 05:00:26 AM

You're right... time to end it. I guess I'm the winner then. It's been a fun few years but I knew in the end I'd be the one to end this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2019, 05:27:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2019, 05:00:26 AM

You're right... time to end it. I guess I'm the winner then. It's been a fun few years but I knew in the end I'd be the one to end this thread.

Before we go I have thank everyone for all the entertainment of watching them lose and you especially for getting rid of that last page with all those stupid oversized pictures :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 16, 2019, 09:54:00 PM

Oh ok.  Congratulations on your win there.  Good job.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2019, 03:15:34 AM

Thanks. About bloody time I deserve it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2019, 06:57:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2019, 03:15:34 AM

Thanks. About bloody time I deserve it.

What a disappointing google experience I just had...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2019, 10:09:59 AM

Quote from: outin on March 17, 2019, 06:57:57 AM

What a disappointing google experience I just had...

Good for you - keep it to yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 17, 2019, 03:12:24 PM

But for now..........


(https://s3.scoopwhoop.com/anj/michaeljackson/489772890.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2019, 04:52:10 PM

Quote from: compline on March 17, 2019, 03:12:24 PM

But for now..........


(https://s3.scoopwhoop.com/anj/michaeljackson/489772890.gif)

(https://sayingimages.com/wp-content/uploads/yeah-right-surreeee-meme.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2019, 09:55:02 AM

Quote from: compline on March 17, 2019, 03:12:24 PM

(https://s3.scoopwhoop.com/anj/michaeljackson/489772890.gif)

That just opens the thread to way too many Whacko Jacko jokes...



[so tempting]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 23, 2019, 02:34:59 PM

ya well my

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2019, 02:36:45 AM

It's videos like the above that make me believe that we as a species...

...are doomed. This is what people spend their time doing???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 24, 2019, 06:44:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2019, 02:36:45 AM

It's videos like the above that make me believe that we as a species...

...are doomed. This is what people spend their time doing???

Don't worry PP, it's the politicians who will be the first to cause the downfall of mankind.
Everything has a use in life, but politicians have no use and people are beginning to wake up to the fact that this political class is not wanted , is not needed, and is burdensome and a parasitical on all of us!     They dare to pass laws that affect our freedoms. 


.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2019, 01:22:18 PM

Thank you Compline for those kind, wonderful words. That makes me feel better.

I shall sleep well tonight...

(https://brobible.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/wide-awake-at-night1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 26, 2019, 10:51:14 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/QRoTB0h.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/QRoTB0h.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2019, 08:52:33 AM

I've always thought he was a creepy weirdo...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2019, 10:44:38 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/7025ef0d1fa75dd25361f3b53abb8d8f/tenor.gif?itemid=6088999)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2019, 04:04:39 AM

Quote from: outin on March 16, 2019, 04:21:28 AM

So it's time to end it finally? With this post?

Nah - I think we should end it with this one. There you go. The END!!!

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/e1IGxKVhs6A/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 30, 2019, 07:09:01 AM

Or maybe...
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fzdfu5dwjSs/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 30, 2019, 05:16:07 PM

Yeah, just heart broken! 

(https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.4659-2/22201159_1556969101020335_587300038577750016_n.mp4?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=video-lht6-1.xx&oh=15e00cafef93206c6aaf82fcf5fab2c6&oe=5C9FCF1D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 30, 2019, 08:41:40 PM

Quote from: compline on March 30, 2019, 05:16:07 PM

Yeah, just heart broken! 

(https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.4659-2/22201159_1556969101020335_587300038577750016_n.mp4?_nc_cat=101&_nc_ht=video-lht6-1.xx&oh=15e00cafef93206c6aaf82fcf5fab2c6&oe=5C9FCF1D)

Something's broken for sure...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2019, 04:22:37 AM

Nice try Compline, but you're just as bad at linking videos and images, as Bob is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 31, 2019, 06:44:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2019, 04:22:37 AM

Nice try Compline, but you're just as bad at linking videos and images, as Bob is.

You'll have to hurry or you will miss it!   :)

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/c6103021bbd7bc9c25a9c81ecd3ea948/tenor.gif?itemid=7295428)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2019, 08:02:51 AM

Nothings more positive than seeing a grown man cry...

...as long as it isn't yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2019, 10:36:38 AM

I thought you were done, had won the thread, and were leaving perfect_pitch?  ::)  :P

*Bob figures it's morning here, so it must be nighttime in Australia.*  Yeeeehp.... 'Bout time for bed, right?  *Bob looks at the door to the thread.*  Have to wake up early tomorrow for work....    Should probably be heading out, right?   Esp since you won the thread and all. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2019, 02:01:58 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2019, 10:36:38 AM

I thought you were done, had won the thread...

If I had won the thread - why do you insist on posting after I keep winning the thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2019, 03:51:46 PM

To let you know you won.  Like now.  You won.  Stop posting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 31, 2019, 11:58:47 PM

*Bob releases trained heat-seeking turkeys into the thread to hunt down others who post here.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/TdHjXYZ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/TdHjXYZ.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 01, 2019, 02:48:03 AM

*dodges missiles while dancing a but of tap

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2019, 10:00:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 31, 2019, 11:58:47 PM

*Bob releases trained heat-seeking turkeys into the thread to hunt down others who post here.*  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/TdHjXYZ.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/TdHjXYZ.gifv

*Bob fails to understand the limitations of embedding objects on the forums.*

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/oh-bob-you-dxyuh7.jpg)



Also, while looking up Bob pictures, I found this - which was TOO ADORABLE not to share (in a weird sort of way)

(https://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Oh+bob+you+creepy+son+of+a+bitch_5efd49_5231444.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 01, 2019, 03:16:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch

Also, while looking up Bob pictures, I found this - which was TOO ADORABLE not to share (in a weird sort of way)

(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Oh+bob+you+creepy+son+of+a+bitch_5efd49_5231444.jpg)

Weird way to share indeed...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 01, 2019, 03:44:14 PM

PP is trying his best to illustrate that Bob is not very adept at uploading pictures, and that is probably the reason that Bob no longer  wants to post on this infernal thread. If he or the perfect one is a moderator, then they are at liberty to lock it, but won't because they just like to keep going so they can goad each other to see who falls on their own sword first!  8)   .     

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2019, 08:37:27 AM

Hey - If I were the moderator, this thread would have been closed years ago...

...with me the winner. Since I ain't the moderator though, I'm going to win the old-fashioned and honest way...

...continually posting crap over and over until this thread is closed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 02, 2019, 09:15:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2019, 08:37:27 AM

...continually posting crap over and over until this thread is closed.

Lets do that!
(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/sh*t-crap-poo-dung-fecal-450w-173648321.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2019, 02:26:59 PM

Well... if the thread is closed, I can say I got the last word.

Also... I love the fact that I can block pictures... so every times this page loads, I don't have to see that load of crap.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 02, 2019, 04:43:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2019, 02:26:59 PM

Well... if the thread is closed, I can say I got the last word.

But unfortunately (for you) it wasn't...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 02, 2019, 04:46:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2019, 02:26:59 PM

Well... if the thread is closed, I can say I got the last word.

Also... I love the fact that I can block pictures... so every times this page loads, I don't have to see that load of crap.     ;D

Oh C'mon , P-P,  you're getting old ,  its just a bit of  camaraderie,  you know,  idle amusement. 


(https://i.gifer.com/INfn.gif)




.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 02, 2019, 11:05:34 PM

I bet it would be Nils popping in to say he's closing the thread.

Or the whole website would disappear and we'd never know why or who won this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2019, 09:03:44 AM

Quote from: compline on April 02, 2019, 04:46:47 PM

Oh C'mon , P-P,  you're getting old ,  its just a bit of  camaraderie,  you know,  idle amusement.

Old? I'll outlast you...

As for Nils closing this thread, that would be cheap and give him an unfair advantage. Plus, he's let it go on this long - I think even he's interested in seeing who'll win.

(PS. It'll be me)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 03, 2019, 09:52:03 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 01, 2019, 02:48:03 AM

*dodges missiles while dancing a but of tap

How bout those signature saxes?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2019, 03:09:21 AM

How on earth did you manage to post without me seeing???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 07, 2019, 07:10:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2019, 03:09:21 AM

How on earth did you manage to post without me seeing???

(https://video-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t42.4659-2/12180262_896183787164590_668071470_n.mp4?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=video-lht6-1.xx&oh=7ca11184189bf02766f29714db70111b&oe=5CA9D25F)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2019, 09:35:27 AM

Let me show you how it's done...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/lk0TFUdop2JTW/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: pencilart3 on April 10, 2019, 03:14:55 PM

Is there any way to disable this from showing up in my "new replies to your posts" section? For years it's had new replies like every day and is kinda annoying. Like is there a mute function

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 11, 2019, 12:11:49 AM

rewards the thread w a black hole image


(https://news.harvard.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/eso1907a.jpg?w=1600&h=900&crop=1)

visitor is on to them he knows where this is leading
(https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aZxDVmX/akmWZnML_700w_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2019, 09:04:38 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 11, 2019, 12:11:49 AM

rewards the thread w a black hole image

I know this is a historic image, and the fact that it's 5.5x10^7 light years away...

...but seriously? That's the best image they can get? There are old Nokia phones from 10 years ago that have better image quality.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gbgfestival on April 11, 2019, 12:34:29 PM

 ;D nice!
Clair de Lune to enjoy the beauty of our space !

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2019, 11:46:50 PM

Okay, that's getting ridiculous now. Almost half of your posts have been on that exact same video, so much so that you posted the Debussy video in 5 different threads in less than 24 hours.

We already have a nutbag poster who claims to want to post masterclasses of peoples playing (not you... yet), and another who uses every post about small hands to brag about his so-called method of authentic Romantic playing (won't say who it is)...

We don't need another. If you're fishing for YouTube views, this is NOT how you do it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 14, 2019, 02:08:53 PM

me: thinking what my favorite pie is lately
also me: I wonder if the internetz can help
YouTube: say no more
also YouTube:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: goldentone on April 18, 2019, 11:01:59 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 14, 2019, 02:08:53 PM

me: thinking what my favorite pie is lately
also me: I wonder if the internetz can help
YouTube: say no more
also YouTube:

That's 24 hour entertainment  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 19, 2019, 07:27:55 AM

Quote from: visitor on April 01, 2019, 02:48:03 AM

*dodges missiles while dancing a but of tap

I thought you guys would have made it to the next page by now.   ::)

I finally watched this dance clip.  It's the one I thought it was.  *Bob halts at around 1:30 in.*  "Whoa!  Stop!  Off the piano!  What the heck do you think you're doing?  You don't step and jump on an instrument!"

Dang.  Still can't add the time in here so the video starts part way in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2019, 02:58:13 AM

Too lazy to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on April 29, 2019, 06:38:00 AM

I am too sexy to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 29, 2019, 05:44:36 PM

Well, your guess is as good as mine!    :-*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2019, 04:53:47 PM

Finally a new page...worthy of my grand return...

(https://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17900000/fantasy-animals-random-17904024-500-265.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 03, 2019, 08:05:12 AM

Blech.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2019, 03:37:57 PM

It's nice to see that I can disappear on holiday for 3 weeks and STILL take the crown for winner of this thread.

Ahhh... it's nice to be back home.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 04, 2019, 08:20:01 PM

P-P, you've been gone so long, did you grow a beard?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 04, 2019, 08:25:09 PM

(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=14553;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2019, 09:58:23 PM

Nope... only because I shave every day.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/6592980b755d54c33b8034f81c8ca1b7/tenor.gif)

No beard. Also, good to see you've been working on your embedding skills Compline.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2019, 04:32:54 PM

Stubble beard.  It's less work (and more manly looking) than a clean shave.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 06, 2019, 04:43:11 PM

Women prefer men with a face as smooth as a baby's  ......m
 

True.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 07, 2019, 06:30:28 AM

*Bob is lazy.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2019, 09:08:08 AM

I'd say Bob isn't lazy...

I'd say Bob had troubles with embedding objects, and after much frustration - decided to delete the images he had spent ages finding and then decided to hide is angst by writing:

Quote from: Bob on May 07, 2019, 06:30:28 AM

*Bob is lazy.*

...instead as a coverup.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2019, 10:41:12 PM

*Bob works hard at being lazy.*   ::)


*And Bob just did actually have trouble posting a gif, but it's the gif's fault, and Bob isn't going to waste time finding another gif because those gifs were good enough and they just work from the beginning like any other gif.....*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 09, 2019, 10:42:44 PM

*Bob thinks it might be time to trim back the stubble beard.*


(https://i1.wp.com/www.manwants.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Wild-Beard.jpg?fit=858%2C536)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2019, 09:01:10 AM

*Perfect_Pitch agrees.

If you let it grow any more, you're going to end up like:

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/7802627cd9bd62c0f48cafb6b1533408/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 10, 2019, 02:41:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2019, 09:01:10 AM

*Perfect_Pitch agrees.

If you let it grow any more, you're going to end up like:

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/7802627cd9bd62c0f48cafb6b1533408/tenor.gif)

That's my favorite trick! Someone has stolen it  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2019, 11:00:43 PM

Quote from: outin on May 10, 2019, 02:41:31 PM

That's my favorite trick! Someone has stolen it  >:(

Yeah - the sixties did.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2019, 06:14:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2019, 11:00:43 PM

Yeah - the sixties did.

I'm from the 60s as are many other great things :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2019, 08:03:15 AM

Quote from: outin on May 11, 2019, 06:14:58 AM

I'm from the 60s as are many other great things :)

I think the internet would disagree with you:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/its-a-miracle-anyone-lived-past-1970

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2019, 10:29:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2019, 08:03:15 AM

I think the internet would disagree with you:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alisoncaporimo/its-a-miracle-anyone-lived-past-1970

Seems I was fortunate to be born in a slightly more civilized place:)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2019, 03:28:34 AM

I'd say the only thing the 60's and 70's had going for them was the music...

Nowadays we're stuck with the likes of Justin Bieber, Skrillex and...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/86/Nicki_Minaj.jpg)



[dear god...]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2019, 12:31:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2019, 03:28:34 AM

I'd say the only thing the 60's and 70's had going for them was the music...

Nowadays we're stuck with the likes of Justin Bieber, Skrillex and...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/86/Nicki_Minaj.jpg)



[dear god...]

Wasn't the 80's like that? Or was it 90's I have blissfully forgotten...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2019, 10:16:34 AM

Quote from: outin on May 12, 2019, 12:31:07 PM

Wasn't the 80's like that? Or was it 90's I have blissfully forgotten...

I don't know... all I DO know however is that I wish I could kill that...

                               |
                               |
                               |
                               |
                               |
                              \ /
                               ˇ
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/86/Nicki_Minaj.jpg)

...with a cleansing fire.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2019, 02:27:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2019, 10:16:34 AM

I don't know... all I DO know however is that I wish I could kill that...

                               |
                               |
                               |
                               |
                               |
                              \ /
                               ˇ
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/86/Nicki_Minaj.jpg)

...with a cleansing fire.

The hi-hat? you have issues with those?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2019, 08:43:39 AM

If you noticed the hi-hat, without observing the odd looking Barbie-dool look-a-like with massive ta-ta's in the FOREGROUND...



I have some bad news for you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2019, 07:59:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2019, 08:43:39 AM

If you noticed the hi-hat, without observing the odd looking Barbie-dool look-a-like with massive ta-ta's in the FOREGROUND...



I have some bad news for you...

Oh, I just thought someone like you would place your arrows precisely :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2019, 09:19:04 AM

It points literally above her head... I don't see how I could have made it any more perfect than that.

I even edited the post 3 times until I got the spacing right.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 15, 2019, 04:40:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2019, 09:19:04 AM

It points literally above her head... I don't see how I could have made it any more perfect than that.

I even edited the post 3 times until I got the spacing right.

It's your display settings...you should have considered mine!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2019, 08:01:52 AM

Quote from: outin on May 15, 2019, 04:40:41 PM

It's your display settings...you should have considered mine!

I'm only interested in winning... not in your display settings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 16, 2019, 01:26:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2019, 08:01:52 AM

I'm only interested in winning... not in your display settings.

What a shame...since the former you have no chance to get right...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2019, 11:22:34 AM

SCREW IT - We need a cleansing fire anyway.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/oZYBdbW7TnhEQ/giphy.gif)



Ahhhh... toasty warm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 17, 2019, 03:11:58 PM

This one is way cooler...
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1381/1501/products/12349617_rfr_blue_fire_dragon_ci_1024x1024.jpg?v=1468450743)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2019, 11:21:05 PM

Yeah - but you can't use it to roast Nicki Minaj on it.

...or the hi-hat (if that's your thing - melting hi-hats)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 18, 2019, 01:41:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2019, 11:21:05 PM

Yeah - but you can't use it to roast Nicki Minaj on it.

...or the hi-hat (if that's your thing - melting hi-hats)

Just google melted  hi-hat and you'll be surprised...I need to go get something to eat...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2019, 02:17:07 PM

Quote from: outin on May 18, 2019, 01:41:50 PM

I need to go get something to eat...

No problem - I'll mind the page... don't you worry about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 18, 2019, 04:23:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2019, 02:17:07 PM

No problem - I'll mind the page... don't you worry about it.

I guess you did not do the googling then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2019, 02:46:23 AM

I've learned not to google random statements from strangers...

...it should be taught alongside 'don't take candy from strangers'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 19, 2019, 07:16:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2019, 02:46:23 AM

I've learned not to google random statements from strangers...

...it should be taught alongside 'don't take candy from strangers'

But this one is harmless, I promise! And I never lie :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2019, 08:31:52 AM

Thats what the strangers say as well.    :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 19, 2019, 12:00:46 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2019, 12:08:40 PM

"Oh my gosh - Family guy is absolutely brilliant..."

                                                                         - Myself, 15 years ago.



Since then it's been nothing but a tumour on Western Society, that needs to be removed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 19, 2019, 04:31:15 PM

Quote from: outin on May 17, 2019, 03:11:58 PM

This one is way cooler...
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1381/1501/products/12349617_rfr_blue_fire_dragon_ci_1024x1024.jpg?v=1468450743)

...oooOOOOo....  *Bob stops scrolling the thread at this point.*

It is interesting that you can be lazy, yet still come back and possibly win the thread with little effort.  It's probably not as satisfying though to do that.

*Bob is just lazy and doesn't even try to embed a pic.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2019, 10:45:16 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 19, 2019, 04:31:15 PM

*Bob is just lazy and doesn't even try to embed a pic.*

[Probably because every time Bob TRIES to embed a pic - he fails]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 20, 2019, 10:54:08 PM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/you-cant-fail-5bc7c5.jpg)


Dang.  The people who never posted in this thread can't lose.  They just break even.  Once you post, you're sucked in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 21, 2019, 06:38:25 AM

Only cos pp loves family guy :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2019, 09:00:50 AM

My position on Family guy is again, absolute.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2019, 12:08:40 PM

"Oh my gosh - Family guy is absolutely brilliant..."

                                                                         - Myself, 15 years ago.



Since then it's been nothing but a tumour on Western Society, that needs to be removed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 25, 2019, 03:13:52 AM

(https://i.forfun.com/jkewo0it.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 25, 2019, 08:11:22 AM

I hate babies...they don't even taste good...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2019, 03:09:30 PM

That's why man invented Barbeque sauce.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2019, 10:57:44 PM

I just bought some barbecue sauce... I'm all set.  I also bought chicken though.  I didn't see any babies.

*Bob thinks he may be the third in line that's a little more "anti baby" in this thread.*   I remember a baby/toddler that stepped on my music once, including popping pages loose.  Instant pissed-offed-ness.  And the mother was aware.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2019, 05:01:48 AM

Mmmm... I guess you're not the sort to be relied on for Baby-sitting then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2019, 07:54:47 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/sBfG9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2019, 10:38:27 AM

(https://i.giphy.com/media/fQDSaJdspGDGkbk0DT/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 28, 2019, 10:56:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 25, 2019, 10:57:44 PM

I just bought some barbecue sauce... I'm all set.  I also bought chicken though.  I didn't see any babies.

*Bob thinks he may be the third in line that's a little more "anti baby" in this thread.*   I remember a baby/toddler that stepped on my music once, including popping pages loose.  Instant pissed-offed-ness.  And the mother was aware.

Bob, you should forget those Barbie cue's, they are bad for your health. 


(https://lavishrebellion.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/tumblr_n8rtxgfdor1qb6v80o1_500.gif?w=500&zoom=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2019, 11:54:04 AM

Mmmm... smores.

(https://www.ideahacks.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Best-Marshmallow-Roasting-Sticks-Reviews.jpg)

(https://lavishrebellion.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/tumblr_n8rtxgfdor1qb6v80o1_500.gif?w=500&zoom=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 28, 2019, 05:24:19 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2fdfa7986bb4ac25e5d6ffd34ae94e76/tenor.gif?itemid=12150128)


*Bob eats his chicken with bbq sauce.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2019, 09:07:32 AM

(https://i.giphy.com/media/Bv8WLZkYWqVSU/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 05, 2019, 04:08:52 AM

https://www.instagram.com/extraweg/p/BxzqJ1rotZG/

Um ok

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2019, 08:50:50 AM

Where in the sweet j@$#$ f*^& do you find this weird s#!%???

Seriously... do you just have a key to the dark, creepy bowels of the internet???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 05, 2019, 01:25:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2019, 08:50:50 AM

Where in the sweet j@$#$ f*^& do you find this weird s#!%???

Seriously... do you just have a key to the dark, creepy bowels of the internet???

Visitor's a genious and if I wasn't here he might actually be the winner...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2019, 12:06:15 PM

This may hurt someones ego... but the opportunity was too good to pass up.

Quote from: outin on June 05, 2019, 01:25:12 PM

Visitor's a genious and if I wasn't here he might actually be the winner...

From the web-site: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious

Quote

It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.

What one person calls another while trying to subvert the other's intelligence, often in a public forum.

The attacker may account for the superfluous "o" by claiming to be of French heritage, but no one will believe him and will enjoy the irony of misspelling "genius" while trying to undermine another's intelligence.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 06, 2019, 12:46:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2019, 12:06:15 PM

This may hurt someones ego... but the opportunity was too good to pass up.

From the web-site: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

None of this applies to me since I am Finnish. We are allowed to spell as we wish and it's always right since we are the smartest people in the world ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2019, 02:21:56 PM

Being the smartest people in the world (supposedly) doesn't mean you can bastardise the english language for your own means...

Nice try though. You're just pissed that you made such a blatant spelling error.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 06, 2019, 08:34:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2019, 02:21:56 PM

Being the smartest people in the world (supposedly) doesn't mean you can bastardise the english language for your own means...

Nice try though. You're just pissed that you made such a blatant spelling error.

Well...I bet I spell your language better than you do mine ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 07, 2019, 02:12:48 AM

(https://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spelling-nazis-spelling-nazi-nazis-grammer-nazis-emo-demotivational-poster-1235839503.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2019, 07:43:19 AM

Quote from: outin on June 06, 2019, 08:34:44 PM

Well...I bet I spell your language better than you do mine ;)

I don't 'pretend' to know your language...    ;D

[I had a crappy day, and had to vent... sorry outin.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2019, 11:07:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2019, 07:43:19 AM

I don't 'pretend' to know your language...    ;D

[I had a crappy day, and had to vent... sorry outin.]

Winners do not apologize, only losers do!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2019, 12:10:20 PM

Quote from: outin on June 07, 2019, 11:07:15 AM

Winners do not apologize, only losers do!

REALLY?!? Proof that your statement is wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 07, 2019, 12:30:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2019, 12:10:20 PM

REALLY?!? Proof that your statement is wrong.

Who the h*ll is Lance Amstrong? Not much if a winner if totally unknown to me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 08, 2019, 03:24:11 AM

Quote from: outin on June 07, 2019, 12:30:35 PM

Who the h*ll is Lance Amstrong? Not much if a winner if totally unknown to me...

Maybe your knowledge of sports is just losing? :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2019, 03:36:48 AM

Obviously Finland is brilliant in many aspects... just not in sport.

He's sitting across Oprah Winfrey - so obviously he's a big deal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 08, 2019, 05:28:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2019, 03:36:48 AM

Obviously Finland is brilliant in many aspects... just not in sport.

He's sitting across Oprah Winfrey - so obviously he's a big deal.

Following sports is for losers...what's the point of watching someone else kick a ball or running without a destination? Idiotic if you ask me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2019, 06:25:59 AM

You realise I am the LEAST sportiest person probably, on the planet... and yet even I know who Lance Armstrong is.

So, I agree with you - following sports is for losers; although there is something awesome about the Olympic Games.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2019, 05:12:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2019, 06:25:59 AM

You realise I am the LEAST sportiest person probably, on the planet... and yet even I know who Lance Armstrong is.

Well, you made me curious enough to ask Google.

Guess why that's not a very relevant sport up here...

(https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/02/16/10/26/road-2070991_960_720.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2019, 10:55:51 AM

Because the Finnish people have an INSANE amount of dandruff???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2019, 12:36:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2019, 10:55:51 AM

Because the Finnish people have an INSANE amount of dandruff???

Well...we have the thinnest hair type in the world, so can't help it :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2019, 02:09:01 PM

Quote from: outin on June 09, 2019, 12:36:13 PM

Well...we have the thinnest hair type in the world, so can't help it :(

I guess things could be worse - at least half your population don't believe in...

CREATIONISM!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 09, 2019, 05:19:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2019, 02:09:01 PM

I guess things could be worse - at least half your population don't believe in...

CREATIONISM!!!

I don't know what's wrong with people, why don't they believe that I created the world and what's beyond?

Maybe it's because I created evolution too. I just thought it would be fun to see some monkeys grow a big ego and destroy the world...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2019, 10:44:19 AM

Quote from: outin on June 09, 2019, 05:19:24 PM

I don't know what's wrong with people, why don't they believe that I created the world and what's beyond?

...because of the fact that you may be a narcissist with a god complex?!?

...and that surely if what you claimed was ACTUALLY true, you'd have better things to do than sit on a forum trying to beat me?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 10, 2019, 11:44:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2019, 10:44:19 AM

...because of the fact that you may be a narcissist with a god complex?!?

...and that surely if what you claimed was ACTUALLY true, you'd have better things to do than sit on a forum trying to beat me?

You just have no idea how boring it can be to be almighty...Of course I am on all the forums of the world at once.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2019, 11:58:46 AM

[the real God smites outin and perfect_pitch wins the thread]

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/e6/c7/54e6c7ddb70aa6ecae0b754af24e6cc0.jpg)

Well... that was easy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 10, 2019, 12:02:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2019, 11:58:46 AM

[the real God smites outin and perfect_pitch wins the thread]

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/e6/c7/54e6c7ddb70aa6ecae0b754af24e6cc0.jpg)

Well... that was easy.

Seems your god (the imposter) missed the target ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2019, 11:10:49 AM

Well... lostinidlewonder hasn't been here for a few days - maybe God smote him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 11, 2019, 03:02:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2019, 11:10:49 AM

Well... lostinidlewonder hasn't been here for a few days - maybe God smote him.

I just want to savor my winning opportunities. Why would you think God smote me if you are an atheist? Why are atheists talking religion, that is always funny :D


Your lightning is weak and common, I raise you red sprites:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 11, 2019, 04:52:00 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 11, 2019, 03:02:20 PM

Your lightning is weak and common, I raise you red sprites

How about some green flames instead?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2019, 08:49:22 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 11, 2019, 03:02:20 PM

Why would you think God smote me if you are an atheist? Why are atheists talking religion, that is always funny

I was using what I could to win the argument - it's a valid tactic.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 11, 2019, 03:02:20 PM

Your lightning is weak and common

Hey - it powered the Flux capacitor, so I wouldn't knock it. I don't see you powering your time machine with 'red sprites'    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 15, 2019, 12:48:25 AM

(https://static.businessinsider.com/image/5515af336bb3f798788e52ef/image.gif)

 ;D 8) ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2019, 02:58:16 AM

If you're using gifs from Tropic Thunder, then we have seriously reached a new low.

Let's try something different - what do you think of when you see this:

(https://assets.readitforward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rorshach.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 15, 2019, 11:28:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2019, 02:58:16 AM

Let's try something different - what do you think of when you see this:

(https://assets.readitforward.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rorshach.jpg)

You really don't want to know...my Rorschach results were always slightly alarming...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2019, 01:24:00 PM

This thread has been going for over 6 years, so I think we've gotten to know each other over the time being...

...nothing would surprise me at this point.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 15, 2019, 01:44:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2019, 01:24:00 PM

This thread has been going for over 6 years, so I think we've gotten to know each other over the time being...

...nothing would surprise me at this point.

Sigh...I guess so...

(https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/0*xt8Tko6cHfglINmy.jpg)

This one is cute, isn't it? I wonder what Bob sees...

(https://dcrtwqr38o8fl.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Rorschach-720x508.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2019, 10:48:56 PM

Quote from: outin on June 15, 2019, 01:44:56 PM

(https://dcrtwqr38o8fl.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Rorschach-720x508.png)

I see a contemporary painter who flunked out of art school!!

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 16, 2019, 05:23:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2019, 10:48:56 PM

I see a contemporary painter who flunked out of art school!!

 ;D

Right...nothing like the real thing :)
(https://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/invertebrates/arachnid/tarantula-up-close.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2019, 07:26:07 AM

Meh - I squish one of them a week in Australia. You learn not to fear them after a while...

Unless they're in the toilet with you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 17, 2019, 05:42:23 AM

(https://i2.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/tooth-child-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2019, 08:56:38 AM

His dentist is going to have a f@#$ing hard time trying to locate his Wisdom teeth... and the cost of braces is bad enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on June 20, 2019, 08:26:26 AM

I win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2019, 09:58:45 AM

Quote from: thalbergmad on June 20, 2019, 08:26:26 AM

I win

And there you go - for a brief glimpse in time, Thalbergmad felt the thrill and the exuberance of being the winner in this thread. His blood coursed through his body, the adrenaline pumping along his veins and giving him a euphoria he hadn't had in a long, long, long time.

Good for you Thalberg... now I've won. Your loss is just sad and pathetic now as we look back upon it. I'm sure it gave you a suspenseful thrill - but it was not meant to be.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on June 21, 2019, 05:10:41 AM

A gift to everyone

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 22, 2019, 02:43:09 PM

Quote from: visitor on June 21, 2019, 05:10:41 AM

A gift to everyone

For that you almost deserve to win!

But only almost ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on June 22, 2019, 11:59:19 PM

Thought for the day: Sometimes a small tweak (is that a word?) is all that is needed to change something from bad to good.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on June 23, 2019, 12:32:57 AM

Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2019, 02:04:57 PM

Quote from: georgey on June 23, 2019, 12:32:57 AM

Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing.  ;D

I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on June 24, 2019, 02:05:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2019, 02:04:57 PM

I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.

To tweak or not to tweak?  To sleep or not to sleep?  THOSE are the questions.

Q: How about to win or not to win?  Isn't that a question?

A: No. Because I win!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 24, 2019, 04:58:25 AM

Quote from: georgey on June 24, 2019, 02:05:30 AM

To tweak or not to tweak?  To sleep or not to sleep?  THOSE are the questions.

Q: How about to win or not to win?  Isn't that a question?

A: No. Because I win!  ;D

Oops! Seems you didn't...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2019, 11:17:13 AM

Quote from: outin on June 24, 2019, 04:58:25 AM

Oops! Seems you didn't...

I wouldn't be so smug - neither did you...

[AND YES, I know that someone is probably looking at the above comment and is about to type something along the same lines as my comment.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of  string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. 

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. 

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on June 24, 2019, 11:28:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of  string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. 

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. 

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

Very clever!  You know, I think this is scary enough that your plan just might work.  Oops  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2019, 10:32:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM

It consists of  string of vile profanity...

...and poor grammar - don't forget that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 03:38:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2019, 10:32:02 AM

...and poor grammar - don't forget that.

The juice is getting loose.

I'm shaking the fetters.

Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.

PEOPLE STOP TAUNTING THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2019, 09:13:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 03:38:31 AM

Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.

Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.

Don't make me open the real can...

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1828/8259/products/jjc-product-whoopass-1200x1200_compressed_2000x.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 03:20:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2019, 09:13:08 AM

Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.

NERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2019, 09:59:48 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d5/b2/dc/d5b2dc2cb66b24843de84a1dda6739fc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 10:23:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2019, 09:59:48 PM

<nerd picture>

Yeah right, four-eyes. 

You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.

Steve Jobs drank a full scumbag every morning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2019, 08:51:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 26, 2019, 10:23:46 PM

You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.

How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 27, 2019, 02:24:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2019, 08:51:15 AM

How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.

Yeah, your mom was.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2019, 08:50:32 AM

Given how mature some of your posts are - I'm pretty sure I'm older (wiser, better looking and more experienced) than you are.

Nice try.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 28, 2019, 09:33:01 AM

*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.*  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2019, 12:19:12 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 28, 2019, 09:33:01 AM

*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.*  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 28, 2019, 02:04:24 PM

Sometimes you young ones are so adorable!

But do not forget to brush your teeth...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2019, 05:51:55 PM

I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 28, 2019, 08:21:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2019, 05:51:55 PM

I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.

Electric ones?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2019, 10:10:38 PM

Quote from: outin on June 28, 2019, 08:21:13 PM

Electric ones?

Yeah, well, your mom didn't need one. 

Fully manual.

Satisfaction, son.

QED!  I WIN!!!!!! at....oh....well, I still win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 12:41:28 AM

Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...

Now what?!?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2019, 03:34:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 12:41:28 AM

Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...

Now what?!?    ;D

You'll know when you get older ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 03:49:43 AM

Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks.

Quite liberating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2019, 04:50:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 03:49:43 AM

Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks.

Quite liberating.

You should try wearing a skirt :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 10:03:06 AM

I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 29, 2019, 04:33:39 PM

Raise your hand if you've ever had an "accident" with a zipper on the pants.

That's right.

It can't be spoken of, and cannot be replied to.

WINNING!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 29, 2019, 06:00:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2019, 10:03:06 AM

I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.

Oh, but just imagine the feeling of freedom! And I am sure it is healthier in your environment...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 29, 2019, 10:35:38 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/a6/a6bcf12e017629558202ce8b6b9aba8635abbf203259580b06d887c03ca9574b.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2019, 01:40:07 AM

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/not-on-my-e5777e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2019, 02:20:34 AM

No, doing a Donald is about the same as a Roko's Basilisk.

See?

There cannot be any reply.

Therefore I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2019, 04:26:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 30, 2019, 02:20:34 AM

There cannot be any reply.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/015/oreally.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2019, 05:24:08 AM

Poor pp...there's no way he could win. Because when the world ends, he will be hours ahead of us and we will have more time to finish this thread. So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on June 30, 2019, 05:44:16 AM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 05:24:08 AM

So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...

Hey!  I heard that.  Do you think we Americans are all asleep.  Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first.  >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2019, 09:55:43 AM

Quote from: georgey on June 30, 2019, 05:44:16 AM

Hey!  I heard that.  Do you think we Americans are all asleep.  Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first.  >:(

Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2019, 12:47:00 PM

When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US.

We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2019, 01:07:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2019, 12:47:00 PM

When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US.

We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.

I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place, so you wish!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2019, 02:04:03 PM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 01:07:10 PM

I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l2Z84eFooeHJu/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2019, 02:44:31 PM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 09:55:43 AM

Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!

Tcheh. 

Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns. 

They think they're so special and l33t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2019, 05:42:38 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 30, 2019, 02:44:31 PM

Tcheh. 

Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns. 

They think they're so special and l33t.

You are right, Finns are annoying too, but they have they use...they keep this place nice to live in...and even pay me ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2019, 09:51:53 AM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2019, 05:42:38 PM

...and even pay me ;)

How?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 01, 2019, 02:00:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2019, 09:51:53 AM

How?!?

With they tax money...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2019, 02:05:45 PM

The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 01, 2019, 02:48:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2019, 02:05:45 PM

The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...

Right ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 01, 2019, 05:31:24 PM

Quote from: outin on July 01, 2019, 02:48:06 PM

Right ;)

Postal worker outin.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 01, 2019, 05:58:11 PM

Quote from: georgey on July 01, 2019, 05:31:24 PM

Postal worker outin.  ;D

Actually the postal workers are not civil servants, it's a company now even if still owned by the government. Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2019, 08:42:06 AM

Quote from: outin on July 01, 2019, 05:58:11 PM

Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...

That, and to deliver parcels to customers residences, in a manner similar to how they are handled by Baggage handlers. 

(https://shipsafenow.com/wp-content/gallery/ship-safe-memes/Newman-Do-Not-Bend-MEME.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on July 02, 2019, 06:44:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2019, 08:42:06 AM

That, and to deliver parcels to customers residences, in a manner similar to how they are handled by Baggage handlers. 

(https://shipsafenow.com/wp-content/gallery/ship-safe-memes/Newman-Do-Not-Bend-MEME.jpg)

 ;D

Postal worker Newman.  Very good!  I often look to Seinfeld episodes for answers to the really tough questions in life.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 02, 2019, 11:07:50 PM

(https://i.redd.it/tgjy4tughq731.jpg)

*Bob has no idea when Canada Day is still.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2019, 08:34:00 AM

Australia Day is January 25th. It's a great day - we have fireworks, barbecues on the beach and it's a chance for the Australian public to binge on alcohol and get into fist fights...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on July 03, 2019, 02:39:49 PM

*Sprinkles some art over the thread
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2019, 09:08:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on July 03, 2019, 02:39:49 PM

*Sprinkles some art over the thread

I'm sorry, allow me to correct that statement...

Quote from: visitor on July 03, 2019, 02:39:49 PM

*Sprinkles some [COUGH, COUGH, SPLUTTER]

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/594/705/87d.png)

"art"

(https://i.imgflip.com/165pta.jpg)

...over the thread

Here's some real art...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 05, 2019, 09:32:55 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ADr35Z4TvATIc/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2019, 11:07:00 AM

See Visitor, even the Most Interesting person in the world thought your post was awful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 06, 2019, 05:14:31 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/rntKywe.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2019, 01:52:13 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/cc/5c/00/cc5c00fba8543dcf042e0540440020a6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2019, 05:26:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2019, 11:07:00 AM

See Visitor, even the Most Interesting person in the world thought your post was awful.

Wrong! I liked it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2019, 06:52:16 AM

Quote from: outin on July 07, 2019, 05:26:04 AM

Wrong! I liked it!

Oh no... you don't get to claim that role of being the most Interesting person in the world... unless this is you in all those beer commercials...

(https://media1.fdncms.com/sevendaysvt/imager/u/blog/26154749/802much1-1-ccf4fa48f526df7e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2019, 09:12:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2019, 06:52:16 AM

Oh no... you don't get to claim that role of being the most Interesting person in the world... unless this is you in all those beer commercials...

(https://media1.fdncms.com/sevendaysvt/imager/u/blog/26154749/802much1-1-ccf4fa48f526df7e.jpg)

Wrong again! Cannot be the most interesting person if I have no idea who, never seen, don't care...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2019, 12:36:06 PM

And yet you probably know who Justin Bieber is... but that doesn't make him any more popular or talented.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 07, 2019, 01:32:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2019, 12:36:06 PM

And yet you probably know who Justin Bieber is... but that doesn't make him any more popular or talented.

Who?
I was never good with names of not interesting people...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2019, 11:06:09 PM

(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/2436301056/hE9B89A3F/)










(https://m.quickmeme.com/img/86/86a526e347b79428b3025b388d7a2eaa7f1681ddfad0636102ac6222cdbd6788.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2019, 12:09:51 AM

This could have been such a nice thread, full of spirited debate and delicate bons mots.

Now you people turn it into fap central.

For shame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2019, 01:15:44 AM

Mmmm... the last 2 pictures were of a weird celebrity who doesn't understand how peoples perception works, and there's a picture of a kid...

WHO EXACTLY are you fapping over J_Tour...    >:(

I'm wondering who I have to call now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2019, 01:30:27 AM

I like that you like Justin Bieber.

Because I do too.

A lot.

I bet you don't have a pillowcase with his picture on it. 

Or maybe you do.

Tell me, and you'll lose the game. 

Or perhaps you'll win.

I have something of Justin Bieber.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2019, 07:07:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 08, 2019, 01:30:27 AM

I like that you like Justin Bieber.

I never said that, I didn't even hint at that... I think Justin Bieber is a massive @#$%

(I'll let your imagination fill in the blank) However, if you can't fill in the blank - I did find this online...

(https://sd.keepcalms.com/i-w600/kill-justin-bieber-the-wanker.jpg)

(I love that this exists)

Quote from: j_tour on July 08, 2019, 01:30:27 AM

Because I do...

That's something I wouldn't admit in public.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2019, 04:34:48 PM

Did you win?  Click here...
https://giant.gfycat.com/FatherlyFrankCaudata.webm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2019, 10:46:37 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 12, 2019, 04:34:48 PM

Did you win? 

I had won... for 5 days straight. Why did you have to go ruin it, Bob?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 12, 2019, 10:53:01 PM

 ::)  :24 seconds in if this doesn't load.

=24

 :P

Keep watching up to around :40 for the eye contact.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2019, 03:38:21 AM

Okay - maybe Owls aren't always that cute...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2019, 04:02:59 AM

There is no owls.  And Dale Cooper is a puss. 

Also, I am the last poster!

(https://ibb.co/23vqKnt)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2019, 04:55:47 AM

I HAVE to ask - why on earth did you try to embed THIS:

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2019, 04:02:59 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/4R8WNmT/Screenshot-from-2019-07-12-20-21-04.png)

...and what relevance does it have to this thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2019, 08:56:09 PM

Because I'm the last poster!

And, no, I have no idea.

Last! 

Winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ranjit on July 13, 2019, 08:58:54 PM

Does it qualify if the post is empty? ;D

I'm officially a contender now. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2019, 02:11:30 AM

Quote from: ranjit on July 13, 2019, 08:58:54 PM

I'm officially a contender now. :P

Ahhh... another contender for me to compete with - or as I like to call the other users on this forum... "inevitable losers", when I win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2019, 03:57:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2019, 02:11:30 AM

Ahhh... another contender for me to compete with - or as I like to call the other users on this forum... "inevitable losers", when I win this thread.

We two can settle that one later... I'll let you take care of the newcomers...

Then there's bob or course...I think I'll just send him a bucket of cute little spiders.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2019, 05:16:16 AM

Quote from: outin on July 14, 2019, 03:57:35 AM

Then there's bob or course...I think I'll just send him a bucket of cute little spiders.

Don't worry about you Outin though, I've got the perfect give for you... the only thing I need is your address and then I can win this thread.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 14, 2019, 11:25:10 AM

This is the day... that you almost won the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2019, 01:23:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2019, 05:16:16 AM

the only thing I need is your address and then I can win this thread.

If that's the only thing you need to win...good luck finding my house ;)

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptids12-everything/images/f/f4/Baba_Yaga_House.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20151129012239)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2019, 01:33:32 AM

Well, there can't be too many wooden houses with lovely Gothic style skull fencing and chicken legs...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2019, 03:57:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2019, 01:33:32 AM

Well, there can't be too many wooden houses with lovely Gothic style skull fencing and chicken legs...

Oh the fence was a thing of the past, we have already moved on...also I felt I needed some change so did some renovation ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2019, 10:05:17 AM

Well... as I said - the house with CHICKEN LEGS can't be hard to miss.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 15, 2019, 11:24:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2019, 10:05:17 AM

Well... as I said - the house with CHICKEN LEGS can't be hard to miss.

Chickens do not have claws like that...you must study your birds better before trying to find me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2019, 01:21:10 AM

Quote from: outin on July 15, 2019, 11:24:57 AM

Chickens do not have claws like that...you must study your birds better before trying to find me...

Meh - not important enough. I'll just go back to practicing and winning this thread for the time being.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2019, 03:19:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2019, 01:21:10 AM

Meh - not important enough. I'll just go back to practicing and winning this thread for the time being.

You do indeed need a lot of practice to win...in fact I doubt there is enough practice in the world to help you do that ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2019, 03:50:27 PM

Quote from: outin on July 16, 2019, 03:19:00 AM

You do indeed need a lot of practice to win...

I think I'll exercise that right now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 16, 2019, 06:27:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2019, 03:50:27 PM

I think I'll exercise that right now...

The more you practice your mistakes (faulty wins) the better you get at it. So keep going!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 16, 2019, 10:56:54 PM

You guys are very good... at losing.  :P ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2019, 11:15:44 PM

You're better at it than I am... You've lost many, many, MANY times to me Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2019, 03:05:09 PM

The meat man comes, waxes all you y'alls' tails, and leaves.

Triumphant.

Like a Heldentenor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2019, 10:48:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2019, 03:05:09 PM

The meat man comes, waxes all you y'alls' tails, and leaves.

And the second he leaves, Perfect Pitch swoops in for the win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2019, 01:58:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2019, 10:48:51 PM

And the second he leaves, Perfect Pitch swoops in for the win.

Spoken like a true prodigy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2019, 01:52:14 AM

No offense, but I've never been a big fan of Tarantino as an actor...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2019, 10:57:30 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a828888852e708d9afaaad06c7f9513f/tenor.gif?itemid=10251428)


Must be looking for your win.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2019, 12:13:56 AM

Nope.

You all aren't doing it right.

https://www.nataliedee.com/090904/advicefrog2.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2019, 12:39:10 AM

Considering John Travolta is a Scientologist - I'm not surprised he can't find anything.

Quote from: j_tour on July 22, 2019, 12:13:56 AM

You all aren't doing it right.

https://www.nataliedee.com/090904/[/img]](https://www.nataliedee.com/090904/) (https://[img)

EMBEDDING: You're not doing it right, either.

Allow me to enlighten you.

(https://www.nataliedee.com/030307/wait-which-one-of-us-won.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2019, 12:47:27 AM

Yeah, well like I totally could do it if I wanted to like not watching a Star Wars every day.

I bet if you had a dog you'd name it iPad because of being a nerd.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2019, 03:43:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 22, 2019, 12:47:27 AM

Yeah, well like I totally could do it if I wanted to like not watching a Star Wars every day.

I bet if you had a dog you'd name it iPad because of being a nerd.

Oh boy... this is too easy. You accuse me of being a nerd yet you watch a Star Wars every day...

This may help...

https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Viewed-As-a-Nerd (https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Viewed-As-a-Nerd)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 22, 2019, 04:42:21 AM

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5242a775e4b0d237354638b7/1555685636341-5YNMXUY6OVX6E8QLY9Y7/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kIHjSg5jCF5sG8Ers7LWf9pZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIRcqHDX0gl_x8LaCLD1zguOyhmyBhIbHUaFt7phFqYKAKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/Nerds.jpg)

The relevance of this picture?
There is none...which is always appropriate on this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2019, 12:23:29 PM

Okay... allow me to add this one in.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/7001/6821899899_2a17778e7b_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2019, 02:22:19 AM

No.

I found Scott Thorson, and he is sixty years young.

He is a good piano entertainment and much not a nerd.

Don't eating all the spaghetti and fried chickens with Cheetos dust on fingers like nerds on a Star War gaming quest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2019, 05:58:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 23, 2019, 02:22:19 AM

Don't eating all the spaghetti and fried chickens with Cheetos dust on fingers like nerds on a Star War gaming quest.

I'll come back when you learn to English properly.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 24, 2019, 07:33:26 AM

(https://i.giphy.com/Rxjo64L6NeXXG.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2019, 11:05:30 AM

Nah - too subtle. I was thinking more like this:

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/h3h7e5kqhkltqrslspp6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 24, 2019, 01:50:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2019, 11:05:30 AM

Nah - too subtle. I was thinking more like this:

(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/h3h7e5kqhkltqrslspp6.gif)

That guy looks just like my old boss...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 25, 2019, 07:46:41 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/136e3fcc088691d0947268428d2c531a/tenor.gif?itemid=3556274)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2019, 09:10:57 AM

Well, Bob - if you don't have a strong stomach... I'd recommend this thread.

https://www.realfairies.net/category/fairymagic (https://www.realfairies.net/category/fairymagic)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 25, 2019, 02:48:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2019, 09:10:57 AM

Well, Bob - if you don't have a strong stomach... I'd recommend this thread.

https://www.realfairies.net/category/fairymagic (https://www.realfairies.net/category/fairymagic)

 ;D

Fairies can be so cute :)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Tvlev9MZ--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_900,q_80,w_1600/18lqfs0goe69mjpg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ranjit on July 25, 2019, 06:06:14 PM

Quote from: outin on July 25, 2019, 02:48:59 PM

Fairies can be so cute :)
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--Tvlev9MZ--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_center,h_900,q_80,w_1600/18lqfs0goe69mjpg.jpg)

lol tbh that actually looks rather cute. More afraid than frightening.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2019, 11:53:32 AM

Quote from: ranjit on July 25, 2019, 06:06:14 PM

lol tbh that actually looks rather cute. More afraid than frightening.

Yes - until you notice that he doesn't have hair, and that the red mass on top of his head is the blood of his enemies.

His eyes also suggest he's done way too many shots of espresso and hasn't had any sleep.

I was going to find something cute to post, but all I could find was a evil unicorn who breathed fire while being ridden by a feline holding a golden desert eagle.

Don't believe me? Here:

 |
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\ /
 ˇ







































(https://lushrain.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/unicorn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 26, 2019, 12:49:54 PM

Cats can be dangerous...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SQJrYw1QvSQ/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2019, 01:03:30 PM

Quote from: outin on July 26, 2019, 12:49:54 PM

Cats can be dangerous...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SQJrYw1QvSQ/maxresdefault.jpg)

Damnit... you are NOT going to make me go 'AWWWW' to a cat picture. Not in a MILLION YEARS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 26, 2019, 02:06:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2019, 01:03:30 PM

Damnit... you are NOT going to make me go 'AWWWW' to a cat picture. Not in a MILLION YEARS!!!

Not even in a million cats?

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/9f/9f/c99f9f685bfdea42132f1548f3dc326c--crazy-cat-lady-crazy-cats.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2019, 04:28:40 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2019, 10:48:20 PM

Quote from: outin on July 26, 2019, 02:06:10 PM

Not even in a million cats?

Sorry Outin... you know the general rule. While one spider may be cute:

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/31/15/enhanced/webdr07/original-9634-1406834323-10.jpg)

A million is just HORRIFYING!!!

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/f5/30/06f5307db6188bad0fb62d7d2b501e15.jpg)

As for Bob... I'm not going to acknowledge that... you're just jealous I have perfect pitch.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 28, 2019, 05:50:49 AM

Damn it, it's getting too hot to do anything, including posting...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/b7/92/b6b7927c04bd6739688721615137f2ef.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 28, 2019, 09:27:31 PM

I've seen enough.  I'm not scrolling up any farther.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2019, 10:52:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 28, 2019, 09:27:31 PM

I've seen enough.  I'm not scrolling up any farther.

Hey - you brought up the subject of swarms of things... I just wanted to contribute.

And just to verify, you meant that in connection with this:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/f5/30/06f5307db6188bad0fb62d7d2b501e15.jpg)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 29, 2019, 01:39:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2019, 10:52:15 AM

Hey - you brought up the subject of swarms of things... I just wanted to contribute.

And just to verify, you meant that in connection with this:

(https://[img width=600 height=500]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/f5/30/06f5307db6188bad0fb62d7d2b501e15.jpg)[/img]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What a bob way of posting...you in all people!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2019, 09:57:31 AM

I swear I checked that image when I posted... I always do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 01, 2019, 10:45:11 PM

(https://ariseletusbegoing.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/palestinian-donkey.png?w=360&h=580)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 02, 2019, 04:27:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2019, 10:45:11 PM

(https://ariseletusbegoing.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/palestinian-donkey.png?w=360&h=580)

Good work Bob! It's almost a pity not to let that be the last post...but can't let you win, can I ?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2019, 05:28:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 01, 2019, 10:45:11 PM

(https://ariseletusbegoing.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/palestinian-donkey.png?w=360&h=580)

We finally get a selfie of Bob. I'd always wondered what he looked like.

No wonder he has trouble with technology.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 03, 2019, 04:40:03 PM

I think I was looking of swarm of jackasses there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2019, 01:23:15 AM

SPEAKING OF SWARM!!!

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/f5/30/06f5307db6188bad0fb62d7d2b501e15.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 04, 2019, 05:53:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2019, 01:23:15 AM

SPEAKING OF SWARM!!!

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/06/f5/30/06f5307db6188bad0fb62d7d2b501e15.jpg)

Is it really needed to repeat yourself?

Here's something new for bob :)
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/kHw5A8OUhr8d2/source.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2019, 08:00:44 AM

The thread is last post wins... I'm willing to use any means necessary to win.

If it means having to repeat myself, then so be it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 04, 2019, 09:17:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2019, 08:00:44 AM

The thread is last post wins... I'm willing to use any means necessary to win.

If it means having to repeat myself, then so be it.

Oh well, whatever works for you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2019, 09:44:27 AM

Hey - there's a reason I keep winning this thread...

I'm one persistent MOTHER******!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 05, 2019, 11:01:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2019, 09:44:27 AM

Hey - there's a reason I keep winning this thread...

I'm one persistent MOTHER******!!!

Ever heard of SISU?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 06, 2019, 04:24:47 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2019, 10:36:50 AM

Quote from: outin on August 05, 2019, 11:01:49 AM

Ever heard of SISU?

And that stands for...???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on August 06, 2019, 01:59:54 PM

Bollocks

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 06, 2019, 02:57:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2019, 10:36:50 AM

And that stands for...???

People of my kind will not give in no matter what happens...so there's no way you'll last long enough to win this...I will even post from my grave if necessary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2019, 03:03:59 PM

Quote from: outin on August 06, 2019, 02:57:27 PM

People of my kind will not give in no matter what happens...so there's no way you'll last long enough to win this...I will even post from my grave if necessary.

I'd like to see that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 06, 2019, 10:42:37 PM

Quote from: outin on August 06, 2019, 02:57:27 PM

People of my kind...

(https://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/4WHkXdDx8wjS0/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 07, 2019, 04:29:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2019, 03:03:59 PM

I'd like to see that...

Are you sure?
(https://networksthatwork.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Technology-Zombie-Infographic-Image-Header.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 07, 2019, 04:37:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 06, 2019, 10:42:37 PM

(https://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/4WHkXdDx8wjS0/giphy.gif)

Americans...There's no genetic base for dividing people into races, so I don't see how it could even be? My people come in different shapes and sizes. The fact that most have light skin is hardly relevant in this matter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 07, 2019, 06:35:24 AM

Ugh, that's racist too.  I'm being singled out as American now. 


Haha. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2019, 08:50:43 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 07, 2019, 06:35:24 AM

I'm being singled out as American now. 

You're being singled out, but not because anyone's racist...

...it's because your country is now run by a broodish, petulant twat with a god-awful hair-piece.

 ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/stBMh8M/Drum-teachers.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ranjit on August 07, 2019, 03:19:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2019, 08:50:43 AM

You're being singled out, but not because anyone's racist...

...it's because your country is now run by a broodish, petulant twat with a god-awful hair-piece.

 ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/stBMh8M/Drum-teachers.jpg)

Yep, I've always fantasized about a secret musician door knock which is a 4 by 3 polyrhythm. Or better still, 7 by 5. Or a 21 by 20 (cue Jacob Collier) ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2019, 09:27:16 AM

Quote from: ranjit on August 07, 2019, 03:19:51 PM

Yep, I've always fantasized about a secret musician door knock which is a 4 by 3 polyrhythm. Or better still, 7 by 5. Or a 21 by 20 (cue Jacob Collier) ;D

I like that. I might put that on my door - give a prize to whoever can knock it out at speed...

Although I do also work with Primary school students, so I doubt they'd be getting it anytime soon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 08, 2019, 01:57:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2019, 09:27:16 AM

I like that. I might put that on my door - give a prize to whoever can knock it out at speed...

Although I do also work with Primary school students, so I doubt they'd be getting it anytime soon.

But that's no reason not to charge them ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2019, 10:14:51 PM

True...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2019, 02:47:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2019, 10:14:51 PM

True...

While they are knocking you can spend the time trying to win this thread...equally desperate attempts  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on August 09, 2019, 03:36:48 AM

Quote from: outin on August 09, 2019, 02:47:12 AM

While they are knocking you can spend the time trying to win this thread...equally desperate attempts  ;D

Speaking of knocking:

Me: Knock, Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Me. And me wins this thread!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2019, 04:26:34 AM

Quote from: georgey on August 09, 2019, 03:36:48 AM

Speaking of knocking:

Me: Knock, Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Me. And me wins this thread!   ;D

Say hello to me for me...and say I'm sorry for taking away his/her win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2019, 06:19:56 AM

Quote from: georgey on August 09, 2019, 03:36:48 AM

Me: Me. And me wins this thread!   ;D

Somewhere is an English teacher, facepalming herself so hard over your statement that she probably believes that at best, you're a Monkey who has managed to understand basic English and are capable of typing.

You're playing against foes you cannot possibly hope to defeat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: georgey on August 09, 2019, 04:17:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2019, 06:19:56 AM

Somewhere is an English teacher, facepalming herself so hard over your statement that she probably believes that at best, you're a Monkey who has managed to understand basic English and are capable of typing.

You're playing against foes you cannot possibly hope to defeat.

Methinks me no monkey.  Methinks me win.  ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2019, 11:26:51 PM

Methinks I am right...    ::)

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Post by: outin on August 10, 2019, 01:46:13 AM

I thinks all you are loose!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2019, 02:42:24 AM

Quote from: outin on August 10, 2019, 01:46:13 AM

I thinks all you are loose!

After a few drinks... I usually am.   

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/products/Wink_Emoji_large.png)

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Post by: outin on August 10, 2019, 06:30:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2019, 02:42:24 AM

After a few drinks... I usually am.   

(https://cdna.lystit.com/photos/harveynichols/f4283c9f/ksubi-black-Tight-Jeans-Loose-Morals-Cotton-T-shirt.jpeg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2019, 06:50:10 AM

I don't have any jeans... is that a problem?

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Post by: outin on August 10, 2019, 07:21:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2019, 06:50:10 AM

I don't have any jeans... is that a problem?

I'm sure your tight boxers will have the same effect ;)

(https://mmv2api.s3-us-east-2.amazonaws.com/products/images/2-image-boxerdpmultilogo-1-productimagenowatermark.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on August 10, 2019, 05:24:04 PM

*Bob regrets scrolling up instead of just posting again.* 

And now the formatting's screwed up for the whole page again.  Nice job.

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Post by: outin on August 10, 2019, 07:36:44 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 10, 2019, 05:24:04 PM

*Bob regrets scrolling up instead of just posting again.* 

And now the formatting's screwed up for the whole page again.  Nice job.

Elephants are big, so what can we do? Post more spiders instead?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2019, 11:36:08 PM

Outin - that may take the 'worst picture ever posted on this thread' record.

One question though - does it come in different sizes? I mean the waist looks like the right size for me, but the rest looks a little... tight.



 ;D

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Post by: outin on August 11, 2019, 03:39:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2019, 11:36:08 PM

Outin - that may take the 'worst picture ever posted on this thread' record.

One question though - does it come in different sizes? I mean the waist looks like the right size for me, but the rest looks a little... tight.

 ;D

Worried about your morals now? ;)

Can you knit? You can always make your own...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2019, 07:56:19 AM

Quote from: outin on August 11, 2019, 03:39:50 AM

Can you knit? You can always make your own...

How many guys do you know that can knit?!?

I can count on my fingers the amount of guys I know who knit...

ZERO!!!

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Post by: outin on August 11, 2019, 12:02:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2019, 07:56:19 AM

How many guys do you know that can knit?!?

I can count on my fingers the amount of guys I know who knit...

ZERO!!!

You don't move in the right circles bro...

(https://cms.qz.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/joshbennett-e1513099316356.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=410&h=492&crop=1)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2019, 09:49:51 AM

Of all the hobbies to take up - knitting seems the least interesting.

I guess I have more interesting friends than you, Outin.     ;D

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Post by: Bob on August 12, 2019, 10:12:00 AM

(https://www.mochimochiland.com/blogimages/plinky1.jpg)

It's Plinky the knit piano.  Oh boy.   ::)

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Post by: outin on August 12, 2019, 11:26:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2019, 09:49:51 AM

Of all the hobbies to take up - knitting seems the least interesting.

I guess I have more interesting friends than you, Outin.     ;D

I wouldn't even call it a hobby, it's a useful skill, especially in the colder climates...and it's also great past time when one is bored, like when forced to sit on lectures. Not that I usually did...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2019, 01:28:37 PM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2019, 11:26:38 AM

I wouldn't even call it a hobby, it's a useful skill, especially in the colder climates...

I live in Australia... the only time it's going to be cold here is when Nuclear Winter arrives.

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Post by: outin on August 12, 2019, 03:08:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2019, 01:28:37 PM

I live in Australia... the only time it's going to be cold here is when Nuclear Winter arrives.

And when it does, I won't be there to knit woolen boxers for you...

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h5rUFyRhnZU/TwS0Q65WOMI/AAAAAAAACEM/i3XSxTbroVU/s320/frozendeadguy.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2019, 10:38:48 AM

I'm a Scotsman who lives in Australia. When Nuclear Winter comes, you can knit your own damn woolen boxers - because I won't need them.

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Post by: outin on August 13, 2019, 02:39:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2019, 10:38:48 AM

I'm a Scotsman who lives in Australia. When Nuclear Winter comes, you can knit your own damn woolen boxers - because I won't need them.

I've heard about spotted dick...how about frozen dick? ;D

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Post by: georgey on August 13, 2019, 08:08:27 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 12, 2019, 10:12:00 AM

(https://www.mochimochiland.com/blogimages/plinky1.jpg)

It's Plinky the knit piano.  Oh boy.   ::)

Georgey attempts to redirect the knitting discussion by focusing attention to Bob's fine knitted items.  He also attempts to win this thread.  Not sure how successful he will be.  ::)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2019, 08:44:44 AM

Quote from: georgey on August 13, 2019, 08:08:27 PM

He also attempts to win this thread.  Not sure how successful he will be.  ::)

Perfect_Pitch is ever watchful, ever elusive and always vigilante and laughs at Georgey's pitiful attempt to win the thread.

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Post by: Bob on August 18, 2019, 12:08:10 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/fb6714fa4d1c3424732b2049f755e74f/tenor.gif?itemid=14780883)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2019, 02:21:32 PM

Seriously - I had the win for the last 4 days and you had to ruin it...

Why did you have to ruin it?

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Post by: outin on August 19, 2019, 02:57:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2019, 02:21:32 PM

Seriously - I had the win for the last 4 days and you had to ruin it...

Why did you have to ruin it?

Here's a fitting image... ;D

(https://www.bettingdoctor.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/No-way_opt.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2019, 10:28:21 AM

Problem is - I've succeeded many times... it's you that's repeatedly suffering defeat.

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Post by: outin on August 20, 2019, 12:04:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2019, 10:28:21 AM

Problem is - I've succeeded many times... it's you that's repeatedly suffering defeat.

Then again, I will always bounce back...

(https://www.figureland.co.uk/ekmps/shops/f3c05b/resources/Design/burst-a-box-chucky-gif-500x500.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 20, 2019, 04:27:04 PM

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIe IIIIIII....... will always... love.. youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2019, 08:58:50 AM

(https://www.earworx.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/what-to-do-if-your-ears-feel-blocked-1024x683.jpg)

That was just terrible singing - no wonder you don't deserve to win this thread.

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Post by: visitor on August 22, 2019, 03:37:27 PM

dear pp
here is an ear with ear shaped earrings wearing earrings
(https://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/earception-300x250.jpg)
luv
he that visits

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2019, 09:58:58 PM

It's like the Inception movie...

except not as interesting.

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Post by: outin on August 24, 2019, 06:13:01 AM

Damn google...but I win anyway!

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Post by: Bob on August 24, 2019, 05:21:00 PM

PerfectPitch doesn't like cats, so I'll post dogs.  Here's a dog pic for PerfectPitch.

(https://i.imgur.com/j3iORzZ.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2019, 12:31:08 AM

Dogs are dopey... I prefer owls.

(https://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2014/11/burrowing-owls-parliament.jpg.653x0_q80_crop-smart.jpg)

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Post by: georgey on August 27, 2019, 12:43:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2019, 12:31:08 AM

Dogs are dopey... I prefer owls.

(https://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2014/11/burrowing-owls-parliament.jpg.653x0_q80_crop-smart.jpg)

Owls are okay... I prefer chickens.

[insert picture of chicken here]

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2019, 11:36:41 AM

Quote from: georgey on August 27, 2019, 12:43:24 AM

Owls are okay... I prefer chickens.

[insert picture of chicken here]

I wouldn't eat an owl though - I love them too much. Chickens - well, they're expendible... and edible.    ;D

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Post by: georgey on August 27, 2019, 05:13:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2019, 11:36:41 AM

I wouldn't eat an owl though - I love them too much. Chickens - well, they're expendible... and edible.    ;D

Thanks for not commenting on my lack of picture posting skills.  I will say that your last picture shows a fine bunch of owls (both 1 eye and 2 eye types).  I would never eat those.

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Post by: outin on August 27, 2019, 06:11:21 PM

I will eat anything if there's enough chili ;)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2019, 09:58:49 AM

Quote from: georgey on August 27, 2019, 05:13:16 PM

Thanks for not commenting on my lack of picture posting skills.

That's okay - that's Bob's thing. Always funny when it happens.

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Post by: Bob on August 28, 2019, 11:07:16 PM

*Bob pulls up a chair for PerfectPitch.*   ::)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/997563271883448322/Y6OMfmHX_400x400.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2019, 08:57:29 AM

If that's how you sit on chairs at home Bob, then getting your prostate examined in later years is going to be a cakewalk.

 ;D

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Post by: georgey on August 30, 2019, 01:40:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 28, 2019, 11:07:16 PM

*Bob pulls up a chair for PerfectPitch.*   ::)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/997563271883448322/Y6OMfmHX_400x400.jpg)

I think Bob's pictures are upside down.  :-\

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2019, 08:02:59 AM

Quote from: georgey on August 30, 2019, 01:40:35 AM

I think Bob's pictures are upside down.  :-\

No... I genuinely believe that Bob sits like that at home. May also explain why he has had trouble embedding pictures in the past on this thread.   

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Post by: Bob on August 30, 2019, 10:04:48 PM

No, I'm positioning the pictures so Perfect_Pitch sees them right side up.

(https://www.letsplaykidsmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/little-ducks.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2019, 11:23:17 PM

That's not quite how Physics and gravity works Bob... but good theory.



 ::)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2019, 01:56:09 PM

The wheels on the bus go round and round tho.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2019, 10:24:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2019, 01:56:09 PM

The wheels on the bus go round and round tho.

It doesn't if it runs out of petrol.     ;D

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Post by: Bob on September 04, 2019, 11:14:26 PM

We're still on this page?  I thought you guys would have flipped to the next one by now.

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Post by: Bob on September 05, 2019, 11:44:05 AM

https://www.class-it-up.com

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Post by: j_tour on September 08, 2019, 08:31:33 PM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2019, 11:05:11 AM

I must say - that was an epic video, and I do love that meme.

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Post by: j_tour on September 10, 2019, 01:33:02 AM

I so am totally in love with winning it1

Norm MacDonald is now my spirit animal!

Used to be Dean Martin.

No!  Norm MacDonald awarded me all points!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2019, 08:48:04 AM

Nice to know he gave you all those points, and yet you still lose.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 11, 2019, 06:05:31 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/std5f.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2019, 09:10:33 AM

Maybe... so are your attempts to beat me at this thread.

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Post by: Bob on September 12, 2019, 11:16:18 PM

(https://www.themainstreetmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Captain-Jack-Things-4.gif)

You will remember this as the day that you almost won the thread.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2019, 08:22:09 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed06c8e8eddbf44b9bdc851fabaff1d9/tenor.gif)

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Post by: Bob on September 13, 2019, 10:53:10 PM

(https://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/kqUlE37BSc0KY/giphy.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2019, 11:33:05 PM

So you admit to cheating...

GUARDS!!!

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Post by: Bob on September 16, 2019, 10:48:52 PM

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LikelySplendidAlbino-mobile.mp4

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2019, 08:39:46 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 16, 2019, 10:48:52 PM

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LikelySplendidAlbino-mobile.mp4

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/oh-bob-you-dxyuh7.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on September 18, 2019, 07:35:33 AM

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06z4sI8cW1rn95k2o1_500.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2019, 08:46:23 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/nz5b8.jpg)

I swear - there are a MILLION memes on Bob. I plan on doing crap like this until I win.    ;D

(https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket?path=static/img/memes/full/2015/Sep/23/3/what-if-i-told-you-there-is-no-bob.jpg)

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Post by: outin on September 18, 2019, 06:01:45 PM

I found one about you! I win!
(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/b6/b6bcde36df23063dc723b088a4c0d1ea17bff8eca19ae2c1de20815af3df80b6.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 22, 2019, 05:33:33 AM

https://www.nataliedee.com/121911/

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Post by: j_tour on September 24, 2019, 03:25:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 23, 2019, 11:51:15 PM

Bob doubts Chuck Norris can play piano, but if he did, it would probably be with one thumb somehow....  ::)

You, sir, are no gentleman!  Images of a rude, vulgar expression, indeed.  In an important thread of great consequence to the advancement of the knowledge of the fine arts, no less. 

I demand satisfaction!  Pistols at dawn, provided your "thumb" is fit to hold the tool of a gentleman of rank and breeding.

To put my mind in a more tranquil state, I remind myself of the finer things.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Dandys_1830.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2019, 08:49:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 24, 2019, 03:25:17 AM

I demand satisfaction! 

Why is it I thought of these guys...

(https://www.udiscovermusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Rolling-Stones-in-the-70s-press-shot-web-optimised-1000.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 24, 2019, 01:48:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2019, 08:49:56 AM

Why is it I thought of these guys...

That is a vulgar, repulsive photograph, young man. 

Why I can even see armadillos in the trousers of those hooligans.

This used to be such a nice place....I'm just going to...have a bit of a lie-down while I think of where mother put her wooden clothespins.

And I don't see Ian Stewart in that photograph.  It makes me weep a little, you youngsters and your rock and roll.  No pianist visible.  Please send more pictures, in discreet wrapping.

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Post by: visitor on September 24, 2019, 10:02:59 PM

wuaah?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/578/929/f3f.jpg)

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Post by: outin on September 25, 2019, 06:28:39 PM

I have the opposite problem, I seem to be unable to not get satisfaction ;)



Especially from winning this thread over and over again!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2019, 09:04:19 AM

Quote from: outin on September 25, 2019, 06:28:39 PM

I have the opposite problem, I seem to be unable to not get satisfaction ;)

True, but you can be guaranteed that the satisfaction doesn't last long - especially when I'm around.     ;D

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Post by: Bob on September 26, 2019, 11:03:04 PM

Yes, it's fall.  Time to post some changing leaf pics.  ::)

(https://www.csgcl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/products-maple_red_rocket.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 27, 2019, 12:55:08 AM

Ah.  It is autumn.  When the leaves of the pansies fall and leave such delicate natural brocades upon the lawn.

And a young man's appetite turns to munching upon the tender buttons buried in the thick, mossy forests of the underbush.

Gertrude Stein did it, you know.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Shedds.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2019, 10:08:03 AM

Yeah, well it's turning into Spring here in Australia, and it's getting hot as balls over here.

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Post by: Bob on September 29, 2019, 12:27:00 PM

(https://i.redd.it/ahkzqmr2xcp31.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2019, 11:25:20 PM

Well... it's a public holiday, and yet I got up early to go to the gym. This is how I feel:

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/2a581df942e7d85c1c63000e3dc6e52d64d1349c/c=0-43-959-585/local/-/media/2017/12/21/Louisville/Louisville/636494478359270831-IMG-5703.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2019, 04:10:27 AM

This is where I'm headed, with my new all-meat diet, compulsive small-stakes gambling on pool games, and dog-dong-sucking at piano.  Although I shave with a safety razor and don't comb my hair with a fork.

I don't have any nunchuk skills, but I'm pretty good at brute force at the warehouse, hurling insults at people in my way, and being a complete polite pervert to most women I meet.  They love it.

Pretty much winning.  Yep.  Pretty much.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Charles_Bukowski_smoking.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2019, 10:48:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2019, 04:10:27 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Charles_Bukowski_smoking.jpg)

That guys so famous, no one has heard of him.

This guy was a winner.

(https://sunbeamwsvn.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/powers_boothe.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2019, 01:05:28 AM

Well, maybe.  All I know is a rat done bit my sister Nell.

Powers Boothe?  Are you effing kidding me?  That cracker a-hole sucks. 

He and Elon Musk's and Jeff Bezos's corpses should be sent to the effing moon.  Or Mars, or whatever they're doing now.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Small_Talk.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2019, 07:46:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 01, 2019, 01:05:28 AM

Well, maybe.  All I know is a rat done bit my sister Nell.

I don't know what drugs you are on... but damn, they must be the good stuff.

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Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2019, 03:40:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2019, 07:46:25 AM

I don't know what drugs you are on... but damn, they must be the good stuff.

Drugs are totally for losers. 

Powers Boothe.  He was the GG Allin of actors.  He would just effing do any drug you put in front of him, like a humanoid anteater camped out in front an anthill.  That is totally true:  he was completely out of control. 

And that's why we have whitey on the moon.

Because of Powers Boothe.

QED.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2019, 11:46:32 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 01, 2019, 03:40:15 PM

And that's why we have whitey on the moon.

Anyone else having trouble following j_tour???

What the heck does whitey on the moon mean?

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Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 04:44:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2019, 11:46:32 PM

What the heck does whitey on the moon mean?

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Why do you I think I put the album cover of Gil Scott-Heron's Small Talk at 125th and Lenox?

It's pretty famous.

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff or something moron children like, but it's still an important cultural reference.

Does Gil Scott-Heron suck as much axx as Rachmaninoff's stupid crap?

I leave that for the viewers at home to decide.

OMG sucking axx!  It's downright pornographic!

Did somebody get rid of that little turd of a ponce who was all complaing and ess?  What a tool.  Lube up and take it. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2019, 04:52:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 04:44:34 AM

Did somebody get rid of that little turd of a ponce who was all complaing and ess?  What a tool.  Lube up and take it.

That statement along still makes me wonder if you're on SOMETHING...

You still won't win however. I own this thread.

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Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 05:24:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2019, 04:52:15 AM

That statement along still makes me wonder if you're on SOMETHING...

You still won't win however. I own this thread.

Not possible.

It's like super un-possible. 

Bach rules.  Rachmaninoff is fools.

Plus, I like dug up the cremains of Mitsuko Uchida's ancient ancestors and snorted them, so I got that going for me.  That's a thing, right?  Like, dig up some remains and consume them?

Yeah, pretty sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2019, 06:50:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 05:24:03 AM

Plus, I like dug up the cremains of Mitsuko Uchida's ancient ancestors and snorted them, so I got that going for me.  That's a thing, right?  Like, dig up some remains and consume them?

Somewhere in the world is a psychologist, drooling to get into that mind of yours to fish out what wonders like in all the deepest, darkest crevices of that brain... and to use that to pay off his summer home.

I really need to find out what you're on. Are you sure you're just eating 'normal' brownies???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 02:30:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2019, 06:50:43 AM

I really need to find out what you're on. Are you sure you're just eating 'normal' brownies???

Recreational marijuana is legal where I live, but all I know is it kind of brings to mind old young King Tut.  He did it now.

Poor dumb rednecks rolling logs?  Tired old ladies kissing dogs?  Can't use it.

Just keeping it real, yo. 

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Swiss_Movement.jpeg)

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2019, 12:25:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 02:30:09 PM

Recreational marijuana is legal where I live

Now it all makes sense.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2019, 05:26:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2019, 12:25:28 AM

Now it all makes sense.

OTAY!!! 

nah, only fourteen year old girls smoke da ciba!

I get high on the man upstairs!  Well, also crack cocaine, but I can stop anytime!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 03, 2019, 05:44:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 04:44:34 AM

Why do you I think I put the album cover of Gil Scott-Heron's Small Talk at 125th and Lenox?

It's pretty famous.

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff or something moron children like, but it's still an important cultural reference.

What the fck? G S-H didn't suck...to anybody. Normally I hate poetry, but absolutely love his recordings...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2019, 01:03:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2019, 04:44:34 AM

It sucks, it's like Rachmaninoff...

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2019, 03:44:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2019, 01:03:51 AM

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

So's bigfoot and the abomimable snowman.  And Ron Burgundy.

Whitey on the moon is a legend as well:  never happened.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 04, 2019, 04:26:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2019, 01:03:51 AM

Rachmaninoff is a legend.

Not all legends are worth my time ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2019, 12:54:03 AM

Quote from: outin on October 04, 2019, 04:26:03 AM

Not all legends are worth my time ;)

You're right... I'm sure Rachmaninoff wouldn't be happy with you wasting his time anyway.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 05, 2019, 04:23:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2019, 12:54:03 AM

You're right... I'm sure Rachmaninoff wouldn't be happy with you wasting his time anyway.     ;D

Probably would not be happy about anything since he was prone to depression...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2019, 10:25:50 AM

Yeah, but that lifted after he penned his 2nd piano concerto.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2019, 02:44:10 PM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2019, 03:20:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2019, 10:25:50 AM

Yeah, but that lifted after he penned his 2nd piano concerto.

"Ah, mew, mew, I like that melody!  Oh!  It's so pretty!"

Rachmaninoff:  "Yes, baby, that's what I like to hear!  I'm so undepressed now!  You know, honey, what they say?  Long fingers....long sinews of undue influence on young boys and girls of all ages."

"Ah, mew, mew, I like that melody!  Oh!  It's so pretty!"

Prokofiev:  "Oh?  Well eff you too, mfer!  I'm making music here, so go and sod off, you ponce.  My boy Richter here, he's saying you have a nice piano here.  Shame if something happened to it."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2019, 01:29:36 AM

(https://pics.me.me/im-not-always-at-a-loss-for-words-crap-feel-28080503.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2019, 10:53:38 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/i4YCzc1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 06, 2019, 07:21:14 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 06, 2019, 10:53:38 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/i4YCzc1.gif)

Are you saying something bob? Cannot hear you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2019, 12:47:33 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 06, 2019, 10:53:38 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/i4YCzc1.gif)

Conan O'Brien... like most nights, he has no idea what is happening.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2019, 02:24:27 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 06, 2019, 10:53:38 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/i4YCzc1.gif)

No he doesn't.

Put the lotion in the basket.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2019, 05:32:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 07, 2019, 02:24:27 AM

Put the lotion in the basket.

Or What?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2019, 09:32:32 AM

It gets the hose.

Have you not taken the face mask making class? It's quite delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2019, 10:46:17 PM

I already made a mask...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/67/a5/8267a5cc865dcc351eeec9bbd938d899.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2019, 11:46:16 PM

I just killed a mouse inside my kill room, and carefully buried its corpse in a dumpster using a pair of forceps.

You want to be very careful about what kind of language you use.

Because, you got a lot of nice things here.  Be a shame if something were to happen.

Just think of the mouse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2019, 03:30:39 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 07, 2019, 11:46:16 PM

I just killed a mouse inside my kill room

Some asian restaurants have been doing that for years...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2019, 03:40:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2019, 03:30:39 AM

Some asian restaurants have been doing that for years...    ;D

Oh, no.

See, I use dogs for practice. 

Yeah, I know the whole "not a serial killer" hasn't really caught on, when applied to me.  But now that I have handled my first mouse cadaver, I think I'm ready to move into larger game.

Probably dogs, then toddlers, then actual people.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 08, 2019, 03:54:57 AM

Serial killing is overrated...can be really messy and you'd better not get caught in texas.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2019, 06:49:39 AM

I somehow suspect J_Tour is american, judging by his fascination with violence and murder.

If I'm right, then I'm glad I'm about 8,000 miles away from him. If I'm not mistaken there's way too many murderers in jail.

I wonder if there's anyway to deal with that...

(https://i.ibb.co/hf30Zq9/Nicolas-Cocaign.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 08, 2019, 10:38:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2019, 06:49:39 AM

I somehow suspect J_Tour is american, judging by his fascination with violence and murder.

To be fair, Australia has had some very intriguing serial killing cases as well...so while you may be able to avoid J_tour due to distance, there's probably another one lurking somewhere near your neighbourhood...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2019, 11:37:06 PM

True, but America is on a whole new level of f@#$ed up, when you have crap like this on the internet:

https://www.massshootingtracker.org/

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/134/846/b75.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2019, 11:44:49 PM

Totally not a serial killer.

You know, like not even, because that's a way worse to be.

Sensitive, like an artist. 

I have killed a mouse, and I did not even make a trophy out of its corpse.

Totally not.

Not even.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2019, 11:52:09 PM

And when I say to myself every forty-nine minutes, "it rubs the lotion on its skin," I'm talking in my inside voice to my sister and my mother.

Great people.  Some of the best.  Best minds, stable, genius level minds.

How do they taste?

OK, but they taste like lotion.

Go on, I dare you to follow that post.  That is last post material, the best, I have no idea, the best, it's like genius level, and being stable and everything.  Also, like, treason and something.  Or whatever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 09, 2019, 05:10:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2019, 11:37:06 PM

True, but America is on a whole new level of f@#$ed up, when you have crap like this on the internet:

https://www.massshootingtracker.org/

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/134/846/b75.jpg)

Yeah, but imo from a criminological view mass shootings are not as interesting as serial killers who have longer careers.

And j_tours messy posts will certainly not get to be last...it's between you and me... and maybe the potential serial killer in your block...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2019, 08:30:59 AM

Yeah, but the amount of people per million who have died from mass shootings over the last 5 years in America easily outnumber the amount of people who have been massacred as a result of a serial killer.

In Australia, that is probably the opposite, only because we're not dumb enough to hand out rifles to every Tom, Dickhead and Harry...

Quote from: outin on October 09, 2019, 05:10:48 AM

...and maybe the potential serial killer in your block...

I doubt he finds time to troll the forums on PianoStreet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 09, 2019, 08:56:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2019, 08:30:59 AM

Yeah, but the amount of people per million who have died from mass shootings over the last 5 years in America easily outnumber the amount of people who have been massacred as a result of a serial killer.

In Australia, that is probably the opposite, only because we're not dumb enough to hand out rifles to every Tom, Dickhead and Harry...

I doubt he finds time to troll the forums on PianoStreet.

He (or she) does not need to ;)

The same here of course about the guns...however I seem to remember there are more guns per capita in this country than most other European country. But this is because hunting is so popular, not because you can buy one anytime anywhere or carry it around waiting for a moment of frustration where using it randomly feels like a good idea.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2019, 02:07:32 PM

Quote from: outin on October 09, 2019, 08:56:53 AM

He (or she) does not need to ;)

The same here of course about the guns...however I seem to remember there are more guns per capita in this country than most other European country. But this is because hunting is so popular, not because you can buy one anytime anywhere or carry it around waiting for a moment of frustration where using it randomly feels like a good idea.

Oh yeah, the country of Switzerbelgefrankreicheutschland.

They have such lovely beaches, I captured several pounds of the sands to put over my fireplace.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2019, 05:00:45 PM

Also, Melanie Lynskey is hot and she isn't a serial killer.

Pretty sure she can speak a bit strine through and through.

Or, you know, one of those islands around there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 09, 2019, 06:42:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 09, 2019, 05:00:45 PM

Also, Melanie Lynskey is hot and she isn't a serial killer.

Didn't she kill her own mother? In a film but anyway...who knows what goes on in her mind...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2019, 10:20:43 PM

Quote from: outin on October 09, 2019, 06:42:42 PM

Didn't she kill her own mother? In a film but anyway...who knows what goes on in her mind...

Absolutely not.  That's a da_ned lie. 

She also didn't fantasize about poisoning the untrained canine beasts of random neighbors with strychnine.

She's a good girl.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2019, 10:44:18 PM

Quote from: outin on October 09, 2019, 08:56:53 AM

however I seem to remember there are more guns per capita in this country than most other European country... because hunting is so popular, not because you can buy one anytime anywhere or carry it around waiting for a moment of frustration where using it randomly feels like a good idea.

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-07-28-1438125588-2688981-FrySarcasm.jpg)

Sure... whatever you say. I'm sure that's why most Americans own a gun... for hunting...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VVUFA5crOwU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 10, 2019, 03:58:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2019, 10:44:18 PM

(https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-07-28-1438125588-2688981-FrySarcasm.jpg)

Sure... whatever you say. I'm sure that's why most Americans own a gun... for hunting...

I was sort of agreeing with you :) The point was that the amount of guns alone is not the issue (until it reaches the level you see in US) , but the "constitutional" right to have and use one. There's no such thing here, it's more of a proviledge that can be taken away anytime. So most people do their killings with sharp objects, not bullets.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2019, 10:56:44 AM

Ahhh... I see.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 10, 2019, 03:46:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2019, 10:56:44 AM

Ahhh... I see.

Ha! You obviously missed my blatant grammar error...getting old are we?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2019, 12:27:56 AM

Hey... some people are illiterate, and some have the proviledge of being able to use the English language to their full potential.

Plus, it was a spelling error - you have multiple grammar errors, but I can't be arsed correcting them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2019, 03:09:41 AM

This is how one treats misspellings.  Terminate.  With extreme prejudice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 11, 2019, 05:36:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2019, 12:27:56 AM

Hey... some people are illiterate, and some have the proviledge of being able to use the English language to their full potential.

You must be referring to the wonderfully poetic and colourful way your countrymen speak the language? And this applies to both present and past, I have not forgotten about your roots, that would be rude :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2019, 08:44:39 AM

Quote from: outin on October 11, 2019, 05:36:02 AM

You must be referring to the wonderfully poetic and colourful way your countrymen speak the language?

I'm SCOTTISH, not a New Zealandar for goodness sake.

And why would anyone share that video for goodness sake J_Tour... ACTUALLY, why the hell would anyone put it on the internet. I dare not click it, but the title says enough for me to stay away.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 11, 2019, 10:15:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2019, 08:44:39 AM

I'm SCOTTISH, not a New Zealandar for goodness sake.

I know...who said anything about New Zealand? Don't you live in Australia?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2019, 02:13:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2019, 08:44:39 AM

And why would anyone share that video for goodness sake J_Tour... ACTUALLY, why the hell would anyone put it on the internet. I dare not click it, but the title says enough for me to stay away.

It seemed like good information about nasal hygiene.  You got to get on my level, son.  Truth to power, man.

No, I didn't watch the video either.  I actually know otolaryngological tricks for irrigating one's nose and ears, and I even know how to pick my nose. 

But don't eat it!  You gross mfers. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 11, 2019, 10:56:04 PM

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SneakyMiserlyHoiho-mobile.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2019, 02:24:58 AM

Quote from: outin on October 11, 2019, 10:15:51 AM

I know...who said anything about New Zealand? Don't you live in Australia?

Even the aussies don't say it like that.

Quote from: Bob on October 11, 2019, 10:56:04 PM

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SneakyMiserlyHoiho-mobile.mp4

Yet another failed attempt at embedding media in the forum.

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/oh-bob-you-dxyuh7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 04:51:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2019, 08:44:39 AM

I'm SCOTTISH, not a New Zealandar for goodness sake.

Well, riddle me this, why did that glamour shot of those pommie gits who claimed to have not had any satisfaction omit the great Scottish pianist Ian Stewart?

Can't have it.

Founding members?  Half Scottish, Half Pommie. Stu and Brian Jones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2019, 08:57:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 04:51:30 AM

Well, riddle me this, why did that glamour shot of those pommie gits who claimed to have not had any satisfaction omit the great Scottish pianist Ian Stewart?

Can't have it.

Founding members?  Half Scottish, Half Pommie. Stu and Brian Jones.

Have you taken your medication today J_Tour?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 06:22:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2019, 08:57:54 AM

Have you taken your medication today J_Tour?

Too much! 

Raw ether is a hell of a drug.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 12, 2019, 06:24:34 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 06:22:26 PM

Too much! 

Raw ether is a hell of a drug.

I used it to euthanize mice...did not feel like trying on myself...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 06:53:23 PM

Quote from: outin on October 12, 2019, 06:24:34 PM

I used it to euthanize mice...did not feel like trying on myself...

I prefer something like this:

(https://i.ibb.co/GkZtBPL/index.jpg)

But, you know, the old snap-traps with the "kill bar" seem to be effective.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 12, 2019, 10:49:30 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 06:53:23 PM

I prefer something like this:

(https://i.ibb.co/GkZtBPL/index.jpg)

But, you know, the old snap-traps with the "kill bar" seem to be effective.

These were not wild mice but pet mice that got old or ill. I would never trap a mouse, that's cruel and unnecessary!


Of course any mouse running around at my place may bump into a cat...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 11:34:55 PM

Quote from: outin on October 12, 2019, 10:49:30 PM

These were not wild mice but pet mice that got old or ill. I would never trap a mouse, that's cruel and unnecessary!


Of course any mouse running around at my place may bump into a cat...

That's why the glue taps are so appealing.  When you snare one, just toss it outside and let the hyenas or raptors have at it. 

If I could trap one alive, then clearly the many guillotines sold for use in laboratory settings are the best solution.

They make them suitable for use upon larger rats, hamsters, and rabbits, as well. 

It's much better than me chasing them around with a baseball bat studded with nails.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2019, 01:40:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2019, 06:22:26 PM

Too much! 

Raw ether is a hell of a drug.

That put a smile on my face... good comeback.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2019, 06:32:32 PM

mp4 files won't embed here.  If I find one and don't want to search more I give up and post the link.

Unlike this one....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2019, 11:58:25 PM

It's videos like that, that make me ashamed of the whole human species.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2019, 03:43:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2019, 11:58:25 PM

It's videos like that, that make me ashamed of the whole human species.

Shame leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering...... lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2019, 06:14:13 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2019, 03:43:00 AM

Shame leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering......

Then, the last thing I would do if I were you Lostinidlewonder... is to piss me off.

(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_super/11115/111155790/5815695-8463605443-Star-.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 15, 2019, 02:03:33 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/YPBc7jH/index2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 15, 2019, 05:41:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 15, 2019, 02:03:33 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/YPBc7jH/index2.jpg)

Pink noise...original...I prefer green though. What do I need to take to get that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2019, 09:57:52 AM

Quote from: outin on October 15, 2019, 05:41:18 AM

Pink noise...original...I prefer green though. What do I need to take to get that?

Try chugging a carton of Draino... I'm sure you'll start seeing Pink somethings very quickly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 15, 2019, 02:13:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2019, 09:57:52 AM

Try chugging a carton of Draino... I'm sure you'll start seeing Pink somethings very quickly.

Both of you should try semi-total sensory deprivation chambers.

If you go down to the nearest shipping yard, and ask to be put in the barrel with the hole in it for a nice trans-oceanic ride, you'll find out what sailors know as the color pink.

They'll even pay you.  Once.  And all the protein you can eat, in teaspoon-sized quantities.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 15, 2019, 04:39:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2019, 09:57:52 AM

Try chugging a carton of Draino... I'm sure you'll start seeing Pink somethings very quickly.

Don't know the brand...I do have some chlorine though, would that work?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2019, 08:40:00 AM

Quote from: outin on October 15, 2019, 04:39:51 PM

Don't know the brand...I do have some chlorine though, would that work?

Sure... that or methylated Spirits, Turpentine, Bleach. You just have to be creative.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 16, 2019, 01:10:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2019, 08:40:00 AM

Sure... that or methylated Spirits, Turpentine, Bleach. You just have to be creative.     ;D

I suddenly find it a bit difficult to see your posts...or anything...

That won't stop me from posting though, cannot let some weird junkie win this...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2019, 01:20:29 PM

Quote from: outin on October 16, 2019, 01:10:20 PM

I suddenly find it a bit difficult to see your posts...or anything...

Keep chugging... you'll get there eventually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2019, 03:29:06 PM

I'm all puffed out.

(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-13d7e8c6362a79c72e9c2f4c1b20938b)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2019, 09:04:39 AM

I'm so glad, I have ad-block installed. All I see now is:

(https://i.ibb.co/xGYd6QL/What-was-seen-can-be-blocked.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 19, 2019, 12:32:34 AM

This is my Halloween costume.  Got the mutton chops and everything.  What are you pantywaists going to dress up as, some little ponies or some ess?

Lemmy was a great American!

(https://i.ibb.co/mJ1KgFP/o-LEMMY-KILMISTER-570.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2019, 04:10:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 19, 2019, 12:32:34 AM

This is my Halloween costume.  Got the mutton chops and everything.  What are you pantywaists going to dress up as, some little ponies or some ess?

No... I'm not going to play dressups, because I'm...

...AN ADULT!!!



Also, technically (according to Wikipedia), he was known as an

Quote

English singer, songwriter, and musician

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 19, 2019, 06:30:13 AM

Who cares about halloween, american nonsense...was a fun film though :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2019, 10:30:46 AM

Quote from: outin on October 19, 2019, 06:30:13 AM

Who cares about halloween, american nonsense...was a fun film though :)

I actually thought it was terrible... sorry to say it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 19, 2019, 01:53:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2019, 10:30:46 AM

I actually thought it was terrible... sorry to say it.

The piano playing on the score was top-notch.  Even some crappy little kid  could play it if he asked his teacher if it was OK first.

And Lemmy was the greatest American who ever lived. 

There is no finer way to prepare for the mass of All Saint's Day, which is an American federal holiday to enable the faithful to concelebrate mass, than to spend the preceding evening by feasting, were it not the equally valid method of contemplatively imitating the lives of varied saints.

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Post by: Bob on October 19, 2019, 08:28:57 PM

Hm.  *Bob is not quite sure what to post, based on this new page...*

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2019, 01:09:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 19, 2019, 01:53:18 PM

And Lemmy was the greatest American who ever lived. 

Even though he was English???    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2019, 04:18:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2019, 01:09:35 AM

Even though he was English???    ;D

Exactly.  One of the greatest Americans of all time. 

He might have had, it's been speculated, some distant relatives from Cornwall, whose descendents would certainly have survived him, but testing was inconclusive after his half-digested corpse was found washed ashore intermingled with the remains of a harpooned orca near Victoria, B.C.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2019, 05:43:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 20, 2019, 04:18:54 AM

He might have had, it's been speculated, some distant relatives from Cornwall, whose descendents would certainly have survived him, but testing was inconclusive after his half-digested corpse was found washed ashore intermingled with the remains of a harpooned orca near Victoria, B.C.

(https://denisemarksblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/6a00d8341eb8e453ef01b8d0c6a4f7970c.png)

This is one of those moments...

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Post by: outin on October 20, 2019, 06:53:06 AM

American, English, Australian...To me the white ones all look the same...

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Post by: j_tour on October 21, 2019, 12:56:13 AM

Quote from: outin on October 20, 2019, 06:53:06 AM

American, English, Australian...To me the white ones all look the same...

That is true. 

American young women taste like something you wouldn't want to eat, like sparkles, ponies, synthetic overripe fruit, and other synthesized cleansing compounds.  And this is from someone who eats horsemeat when I have the opportunity.

But in the main, all white people taste like unseasoned, skinless chicken breast or tofu.  And generally they are either (i) doughy pasty blobs or (ii) lean, over-scrubbed obsessives whose faces look like taut, deflated basketballs.  Very difficult to distinguish beyond those genera. 

I taste like meat, pork rinds, beer, pipe smoke, and musty books.  And smell like discarded fast-food remnants and gasoline.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2019, 11:04:07 AM

Quote from: outin on October 20, 2019, 06:53:06 AM

American, English, Australian...To me the white ones all look the same...

Yeah... but I think the Americans in general are a little more...

...rotund?

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Post by: outin on October 21, 2019, 01:51:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2019, 11:04:07 AM

Yeah... but I think the Americans in general are a little more...

...rotund?

Ya think?

(https://media.dukandiet.com/articles/the-dukan-diet/dukan-files/obesity-in-america/percentage-of-obese-population-by-country.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on October 21, 2019, 03:09:18 PM

Quote from: outin on October 21, 2019, 01:51:09 PM

Ya think?

Nonsense.  American Puritanism and other strains of imported British protestantism forbid excessive drink, food, and merry-making.  Therefore the American is a meager, joyless, pale wisp.

The Frenchman is the fattest, but by edict he has commanded the Frenchwoman to remain lithe.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2019, 10:19:47 AM

One day I'll figure out how to make sense of anything you say J_Tour.

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Post by: outin on October 22, 2019, 02:55:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2019, 10:19:47 AM

One day I'll figure out how to make sense of anything you say J_Tour.

Wishful thinking I'd say...no-one can make sense of this guy...not even himself probably.

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Post by: j_tour on October 22, 2019, 07:25:15 PM

Alexander Hamilton was known for his transparent intentions, and he was one of the worst Americans of all time.

Therefore inscrutability is a virtue.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2019, 08:35:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 22, 2019, 07:25:15 PM

Alexander Hamilton was known for his transparent intentions, and he was one of the worst Americans of all time.

And now you have Trump for a President... can't get worse than that, surely.

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Post by: j_tour on October 23, 2019, 01:41:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2019, 08:35:21 AM

And now you have Trump for a President... can't get worse than that, surely.

T-Bag belongs to the world!

Surely he's no worse than your average Pinochet, Franco, Putin, or Mussolini.

He does have a fine head of hair.  A regal mane symbolizing luxury and both old-world opulence and the audacity of the Americans.  It's a trait right out of late Henry James.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2019, 08:32:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 23, 2019, 01:41:28 PM

T-Bag belongs to the world!

Oh no... he's all American. No other country wants to claim him as their own. You can keep him.

Quote from: j_tour on October 23, 2019, 01:41:28 PM

T-Bag belongs to the world!

Surely he's no worse than your average Pinochet, Franco, Putin, or Mussolini.

None of whom were the leader of Australia. We only elect sane people into power.

Quote from: j_tour on October 23, 2019, 01:41:28 PM

He does have a fine head of hair. 

Shame it's not HIS hair.     ;D

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Post by: j_tour on October 24, 2019, 02:11:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2019, 08:32:14 AM

Oh no... he's all American. No other country wants to claim him as their own. You can keep him.

But he's an urbane sophisticate who is totally not illiterate or demented.  A citizen of the world!  Even his family clan is multiethnic and generationally inclusive.  And friendly to animals!  That muskrat pelt on his head was carefully harvested without injury to the donor.

No.  no.  no. 

Reboot!  The US should get a do-over.  Fake news!  Fake news!  Reboot!  It's like laboratory AIDS, it never happened.

Anyway, I'm innoculated this year against the Brisbane flu strain so there is only a forty to sixty percent chance that you can hurt me with your weird pommie diseases! 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2019, 02:46:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 24, 2019, 02:11:41 PM

But he's an urbane sophisticate who is totally not... demented.

Not a single word of that statement is true.

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Post by: j_tour on October 24, 2019, 03:49:51 PM

Yeah, well, like it's all semantics (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correspondence_theory_of_truth) and stuff.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Alfred_Tarski_1968_%28as-is%2C_cropped%29.jpg)

Also, it is licit to eat muskrat during the Lenten season.  Le resto Quick devrait avoir connu ce point-là lors de son élection princeps d'un tel qu'un Napoléon III.  Putain merde.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2019, 09:35:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 24, 2019, 03:49:51 PM

Le resto Quick devrait avoir connu ce point-là lors de son élection princeps d'un tel qu'un Napoléon III.  Putain merde.

Well... according to Google, that translates to:

Quote

The restaurant Quick should have known this point when it was the first choice of a Napoleon III. *** sh*t.

I'm curious to know what you were TRYING to write.

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Post by: outin on October 25, 2019, 03:43:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2019, 09:35:04 AM

Well... according to Google, that translates to:

I'm curious to know what you were TRYING to write.

Really? Does anything he tries to write make any sense?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2019, 11:09:24 PM

Quote from: outin on October 25, 2019, 03:43:17 PM

Really? Does anything he tries to write make any sense?

No... but I like puzzles, and trying to sort out the unknown.

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Post by: j_tour on October 26, 2019, 01:23:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2019, 09:35:04 AM

I'm curious to know what you were TRYING to write.

I'm really not sure what I was going for there either.

The google translate is mostly right, but "princeps" has a particular meaning besides just "first" in a temporal sense.

Something about muskrats or something.  Or the T-Bag US president.  Or Alfred Tarski and correspondance theories of truth.  I just don't remember what the antecedent of "this point" is supposed to be.  All I know is I was thinking at the time about the Pax Britannica and how Napoleon (the first!) could have done something were it not for those damned ships of the Brits.

So, it probably is something about Napoleon III, not a very good elected French leader by most standards.

Meh, so it was a swing and a miss.  I think there might have been some beer drinking going on.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2019, 03:48:21 AM

I figured some sort of drug was involved. See... I knew you were on something.     ;D

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Post by: outin on October 26, 2019, 06:37:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2019, 11:09:24 PM

No... but I like puzzles, and trying to sort out the unknown.

Well...
(https://lifeofanetworkmarketer.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/1_puzzle-piece-620x349.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2019, 07:50:22 AM

Speaking of jigsaws...

Any chance we can embed images without Pianostreet shrinking them to micro-size???

(https://i.imgur.com/vb8ne.jpg)

 >:(

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Post by: visitor on October 26, 2019, 01:38:49 PM

Useful Bach is useful

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Post by: j_tour on October 26, 2019, 07:19:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2019, 07:50:22 AM

Any chance we can embed images without Pianostreet shrinking them to micro-size???

Yes.

Bring out the gimp.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/ytIIRIHQzdGSY/giphy.gif?cid=790b76118f23b6fc7d1978d98d53d94ef4f339192cb95156&rid=giphy.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2019, 01:07:41 AM

Quote from: visitor on October 26, 2019, 01:38:49 PM

Useful Bach is useful

Only problem with that is that it's Bachs Prelude in C Major... played in C# Major.

Oh, I hate having perfect pitch sometimes.

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Post by: j_tour on October 29, 2019, 03:26:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2019, 01:07:41 AM

Only problem with that is that it's Bachs Prelude in C Major... played in C# Major.

Oh, I hate having perfect pitch sometimes.

Yeah, well I hate that that prick Bach wrote things in C# instead of Db. 

He was a stupid jerk.  They probably didn't even have horn sections back then.

So I whupped his fundament, took the bakshish, and made off with his wife and daughters.  And some of his girlier-looking sons.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2019, 08:36:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 29, 2019, 03:26:46 PM

He was a stupid jerk.  They probably didn't even have horn sections back then.

Yeah - seems idiotic. He came up with an equal temperament system, yet couldn't figure out how to build a time machine.

What a twat.

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Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2019, 07:26:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2019, 08:36:30 AM

Yeah - seems idiotic. He came up with an equal temperament system, yet couldn't figure out how to build a time machine.

What a twat.

Abso*******lutely **** ***** right.

That guy was a total cornholer.

And don't get me started on Haydn.  He didn't have an equal temperament.

I'm pretty sure he was blasted on cocoa and caffeine 24/7. 

Total dipshit. 

He coddled his beloved string parts by giving them all the easy sharp keys.

He was also old as dirt.  Totally his fault.

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Post by: Bob on October 30, 2019, 10:49:57 PM

Play both at the same time.  Do it.   Dooooo eeet.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2019, 01:03:21 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 30, 2019, 10:49:57 PM

Play both at the same time.  Do it.   Dooooo eeet.

I don't know why, but I did...

And now I hate myself for doing so. It's like listening to quarter tone music - it should be burned and annihilated from history.

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Post by: themeandvariation on October 31, 2019, 04:05:21 PM

"It's like listening to quarter tone music - it should be burned and annihilated from history."

Reminds me of what the church said about Galileo's musings.
('let's stay small')

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Post by: outin on October 31, 2019, 04:28:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2019, 01:03:21 PM

I don't know why, but I did...

And now I hate myself for doing so. It's like listening to quarter tone music - it should be burned and annihilated from history.

I did too and it was cool...made this boring piece very entertaining.

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Post by: themeandvariation on October 31, 2019, 06:45:59 PM

Brian Ferneyhough's Disco Bonanza is a great primer for those confused by the dreaded quarter-tone's integration into the composers' palette.
Go ahead, embed it. I dare you.

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Post by: Bob on October 31, 2019, 10:39:58 PM

If take a two tunes that can produce pitch and tune one up a quarter tone.... You can make a quarter tone scale scale them.

So if you got four identical tunes that can produce pitch.... or eight.....

Imagine what that does for the ears for sharpening pitch.

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Post by: j_tour on November 01, 2019, 03:57:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 31, 2019, 10:39:58 PM

Imagine what that does for the ears for sharpening pitch.

I just put pencils in my ears.  Good for getting the earwax out, too, especially if you put superglue on the points of the pencils and leave them there for a while.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2019, 10:44:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 01, 2019, 03:57:03 AM

I just put pencils in my ears. 

When it comes to quarter-tone music - I like to do the same...

...and continue driving the pencils into my cranium until the horrific squealing of the piano stops.

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Post by: j_tour on November 02, 2019, 03:50:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2019, 10:44:10 AM

When it comes to quarter-tone music - I like to do the same...

...and continue driving the pencils into my cranium until the horrific squealing of the piano stops.

That reminds me of one of my favorite musician jokes.

You know, you've probably all heard all of them.  You know, like how do you get a pianist off your front porch?  Pay her for the pizza.  Or whatever.

I save this one for younger children, though:  "How do you get a Ben Johnston-type mother-f***er to stop fu**ing your mom?   Easy!  You just cut his f***ing d**k into about a million pieces and spread it real thin!"

It's a hit with the kids.

A few dozen children gave me their parcels of candy yesterday evening when their handlers prompted them.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2019, 06:34:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 02, 2019, 03:50:44 AM

how do you get a pianist off your front porch?  Pay her for the pizza. 

Is that how people get rid of you?     ;D

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Post by: outin on November 02, 2019, 10:06:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2019, 06:34:37 AM

Is that how people get rid of you?     ;D

I will do just about anything for pizza :)

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Post by: j_tour on November 03, 2019, 12:09:19 AM

Quote from: outin on November 02, 2019, 10:06:30 AM

I will do just about anything for pizza :)

Yeah, well, would you whup Batman's a**?

That's right.

Think about it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2019, 12:28:04 AM

Meh... stun gun, element of surprise - can't be that hard.

Most of Batman's nemeses have had luck whooping his arse - can't be that hard.

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Post by: j_tour on November 03, 2019, 04:07:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2019, 12:28:04 AM

Meh... stun gun, element of surprise - can't be that hard.

Most of Batman's nemeses have had luck whooping his arse - can't be that hard.

One would think so.  I mean, he's some dude who fell into some kind of batcave or whatever after some coke-fiend offed his parents, or whatever.

Bats aren't known for being muscular creatures, you know.

As far as I know. 

Like probably do a marine air horn and that m*fo is like on the ground, probably, doing that weird bat-screeching noise.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manos:_The_Hands_of_Fate

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Post by: outin on November 03, 2019, 04:36:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 03, 2019, 12:09:19 AM

Yeah, well, would you whup Batman's a**?

That's right.

Think about it.

I am good friend with bats, so while I would not want to, I do know their weaknesses...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2019, 06:31:35 AM

Quote from: outin on November 03, 2019, 04:36:19 AM

I am good friend with bats, so while I would not want to, I do know their weaknesses...

Well... they are blind - so that makes things easier.     ;D

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Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2019, 02:44:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2019, 06:31:35 AM

Well... they are blind - so that makes things easier.     ;D

Tennis racket.  While riding polo ponies and wearing white flannel.

It's like a sport.  A blood sport, you know.  Definitely English noblemen came up with it, cause it's totally disgusting and weird.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2019, 12:01:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 04, 2019, 02:44:45 AM

Tennis racket.  While riding polo ponies and wearing white flannel.

It's like a sport.  A blood sport, you know.  Definitely English noblemen came up with it, cause it's totally disgusting and weird.

There are no words... none... I am out of words to say.

Just... none.

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Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2019, 06:13:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2019, 12:01:28 PM

There are no words... none... I am out of words to say.

Just... none.

Well, the genteel sport is not for everyone.

But, a little known fact is that the winner of the annual world cup is allowed to assume the title of Bat King.  Or, once in history, the winner was not of majority age, and he petitioned the council to be called the Bat Dauphin. 

And that is the origin of today's fictional character, Bat Man.  It's a more democratic title, and thus appeals to the commoners.

Some people find the sport inhumane and neglectful of New World traditions, so they go all santeria on the bats.  They light candles, sacrifice a chicken. 

There is no evidence that the latter practice is effective, so I hesitated to mention that fact.  Researchers claim some results against moths, but not bats.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2019, 10:22:08 AM

......   ...



Even Freud wouldn't know what to do with you.

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Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2019, 05:04:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2019, 10:22:08 AM

......   ...



Even Freud wouldn't know what to do with you.

Well, I guess we know who doesn't want to hunt bats with tennis rackets.

Bats is some good eating, though. 

The taste is somewhat similar to a cross between boiled horse hooves and shanks, and your average domestic dog, though, so bats are served heavily seasoned, usually.

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Post by: outin on November 05, 2019, 08:24:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 05, 2019, 05:04:22 PM

Well, I guess we know who doesn't want to hunt bats with tennis rackets.

Bats is some good eating, though. 

The taste is somewhat similar to a cross between boiled horse hooves and shanks, and your average domestic dog, though, so bats are served heavily seasoned, usually.

Bat pizza? I'd add some garlic and chili...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2019, 07:58:44 AM

Quote from: outin on November 05, 2019, 08:24:58 PM

Bat pizza? I'd add some garlic and chili...

My Vampiric friend would advise against that.

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Post by: outin on November 07, 2019, 05:38:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2019, 07:58:44 AM

My Vampiric friend would advise against that.

Since my life after death plan is to be a zombie rather than a vampire, I sleep with garlic anyway...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2019, 09:04:05 AM

You'd choose the life-impaired over vampire??? Are you nuts?

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Post by: outin on November 07, 2019, 09:25:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2019, 09:04:05 AM

You'd choose Zombie over vampire??? Are you nuts?

I don't like liquid food, so I would much rather eat brain than drink blood...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2019, 09:50:36 AM

I'm pretty sure Vampires can eat solid foods as well...

Plus, ordering a genuine proper Bloody Mary would be awesome!

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Post by: outin on November 07, 2019, 02:02:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2019, 09:50:36 AM

I'm pretty sure Vampires can eat solid foods as well...

Plus, ordering a genuine proper Bloody Mary would be awesome!

I do like bloody mary, but I cannot use vodka anymore, so I'm still not convinced. Besides, isn't this a cool look?

(https://awakenhaunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Zombie-768x432.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on November 07, 2019, 11:46:34 PM

He's definitely limited for piano repertoire.

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Post by: outin on November 08, 2019, 03:42:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 07, 2019, 11:46:34 PM

He's definitely limited for piano repertoire.

True...but there's always Scriabin and some other great left hand stuff ;)

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Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2019, 07:09:46 AM

Quote from: outin on November 08, 2019, 03:42:36 AM

True...but there's always Scriabin and some other great left hand stuff ;)

Yeah, but zombies are color-blind, so Scriabin would not have been so into them playing his stuff.

It's a little-known fact, but it is true.

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Post by: outin on November 08, 2019, 09:11:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 08, 2019, 07:09:46 AM

Yeah, but zombies are color-blind, so Scriabin would not have been so into them playing his stuff.

It's a little-known fact, but it is true.

Hmm...that is something to consider. However I do not think one has to have synesthesia to play his music, so I think I will manage ;)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2019, 09:31:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 08, 2019, 07:09:46 AM

Yeah, but zombies are color-blind

I don't normally post cat videos... ever in my life, but this once I'll make an exception.

(https://disruptingdinnerparties.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/skeptic-cat.png)

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Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2019, 06:50:18 PM

Quote from: outin on November 08, 2019, 09:11:41 AM

Hmm...that is something to consider. However I do not think one has to have synesthesia to play his music, so I think I will manage ;)

That is true, I suppose.  Yes, as noted previously, arm-gimps can play some of Scriabin's music.  And, I have heard that American pianist Ray Charles was a marvelous interpreter of Scriabin's music.  But it turns out Mr. Charles suffered from extreme shyness, and didn't commit any of his renditions to tape.

Here's an interesting fact for today:  I did not realize that koalas are born with severe achromatographia.  I think that's a word.

Which is about the worst form of color-blindness.

They also do not care for the number eight, they love sweets made from chocolate or honey, and are easily provoked.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Dropbear.jpg/330px-Dropbear.jpg)

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Post by: outin on November 08, 2019, 07:31:24 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 08, 2019, 06:50:18 PM

They also do not care for the number eight, they love sweets made from chocolate or honey, and are easily provoked.

Like me then...
Maybe I'll be a zombie koala and eat your brain!

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Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2019, 07:54:01 PM

Quote from: outin on November 08, 2019, 07:31:24 PM

Like me then...
Maybe I'll be a zombie koala and eat your brain!

Yeah, well, you won't be the last.

Just saying.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2019, 11:08:13 PM

Chances are any survivor with a gun will have shot you both.

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Post by: outin on November 09, 2019, 05:43:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2019, 11:08:13 PM

Chances are any survivor with a gun will have shot you both.

Ha! I knew you have a hidden little American inside ;)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2019, 06:19:01 AM

That's not American... that's survival. Police over here carry guns, I just need to find a 'life-impaired' Cop and procure his weapon...

Don't they teach you those very important survival skills in Finland?

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Post by: outin on November 09, 2019, 10:30:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2019, 06:19:01 AM

That's not American... that's survival. Police over here carry guns, I just need to find a Zombie Cop and procure his weapon...

Don't they teach you those very important survival skills in Finland?

I prefer bombs and flamethrowers to guns...besides, I am one of the bad guys in this scenario so I will just eat your brain faster than you can draw!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2019, 10:47:02 AM

Have you seen most 'life-impaired' movies... it would take longer for you to advance 50 yards than it would take for me to load a bazooka. You ain't getting any brains - not on my watch.

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Post by: outin on November 09, 2019, 12:29:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2019, 10:47:02 AM

Have you seen most zombie movies... it would take longer for you to advance 50 yards than it would take for me to load a bazooka. You ain't getting any brains - not on my watch.

You forgot I am a koala zombie...I'll just drop down from a tree right on top of your delicious brain!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2019, 03:21:19 PM

You realise there's no such thing as drop-bears in Australia? We just made it up to promote tourism... like the Scottish do with the Loch Ness monster.

(https://www.ssqq.com/travel/images/lochness2013x66.jpg)

(https://webcomicms.net/sites/default/files/clipart/175261/loch-ness-monster-cartoon-pictures-175261-6029170.jpg)

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Post by: outin on November 09, 2019, 05:27:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2019, 03:21:19 PM

You realise there's no such thing as drop-bears in Australia?

Actually I had never heard of those, but thanks to Wikipedia I am now warned :)

Maybe I'll just become a zombie huntsman then...Creeping out when you least expect it...I might just crawl into your ear when you sleep and feast on your juicy brain!

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Post by: Bob on November 10, 2019, 12:30:46 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

I just thought they were mean to begin with.  I'm not seeing a huge difference, except the meat-eating part maybe.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 01:06:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 10, 2019, 12:30:46 AM

I'm not seeing a huge difference, except the meat-eating part maybe.

And the fact that they're not real???

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Post by: j_tour on November 10, 2019, 04:33:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 01:06:32 AM

And the fact that they're not real???

Yeah, sure.  And Yankees don't only subsist on gunpowder, Slim Jims, pale Teutonic pilsners and John Wayne movies. 

It is completely true.  As are most things.

Quote from: outin on November 09, 2019, 05:43:34 AM

Ha! I knew you have a hidden little American inside ;)

Well, unless I'm mistaken that was the real-life inspiration of the naming of the sled "Rosebud" in the movie Citizen Kane. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 06:23:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 10, 2019, 04:33:47 AM

Yeah, sure.  And Yankees don't only subsist on gunpowder, Slim Jims, pale Teutonic pilsners and John Wayne movies. 

No... they also have misogyny and racism.   

(https://www.writerscentre.com.au/wp-content/uploads/images/QA.jpg)

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Post by: outin on November 10, 2019, 07:35:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 06:23:20 AM

No... they also have misogyny and racism.   

Especially against zombies :(

(https://i0.wp.com/nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zombiediariespic4.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 08:38:11 AM

EXCUSE ME??? I believe the politically correct term for them are the 'life-impaired'...

You kinemortophobic bastard.    ;D

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Post by: outin on November 10, 2019, 09:50:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 08:38:11 AM

You kinemortophobic bastard.    ;D

I believe the politically correct thing to say is "not born of parents in a christian marriage"...shame on you!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 02:19:34 PM

Quote from: outin on November 10, 2019, 09:50:40 AM

I believe the politically correct thing to say is "not born of parents in a christian marriage"...shame on you!

Why does a bastard need not to have been born of a christian marriage...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 10, 2019, 08:51:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 02:19:34 PM

Why does a bastard need not to have been born of a christian marriage...

Because that was one of the ways to force the said practice on pagans...

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Post by: Bob on November 10, 2019, 09:56:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2019, 01:06:32 AM

And the fact that they're not real???

It must be because the real things in Australia can be pretty terrifying on their own.  This seems like pretty weak folklore.  The most I know is that koalas are supposed to be mean.  I guess they eat vegetation.  So this is a meat-eating mean koala?  And I read a little more on wikipedia.  Bigger than a regular koala and predatory.  ooOOOOoo.  Not much imagination there.  It's definitely not on the level of a Bigfoot or Lock Ness Monster.

Now to get back on topic.  I came here to post this.
https://i.imgur.com/rCFq0Sk.mp4

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2019, 11:19:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 10, 2019, 09:56:29 PM

Now to get back on topic.  I came here to post this.
https://i.imgur.com/rCFq0Sk.mp4

Bob... that video raises some very serious questions about your sanity, and whether you are psychologically sound. I didn't even have the sound on when I saw it, but I can only imagine the sound is more horrifying than the video clip...

Where in the great, horrific depths of the internet do you find this crap?

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Post by: j_tour on November 12, 2019, 04:00:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2019, 11:19:18 AM

Where in the great, horrific depths of the internet [does Bob}  find this crap?

I can't speak for Bob, but maybe something like this.  It's like playing The Game, which I just lost, and there's no avoiding the final verdict:

(https://i.ibb.co/Gd4psKV/van-halen-chicken-foot-keyboardtab.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2019, 09:07:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 12, 2019, 04:00:18 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Gd4psKV/van-halen-chicken-foot-keyboardtab.jpg)

I don't understand what I'm looking at... care to elaborate???   

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Post by: j_tour on November 12, 2019, 01:53:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2019, 09:07:25 AM

I don't understand what I'm looking at... care to elaborate???

Not really.

Batman got on my nerves.  He was really running me amok.

ETA Fine.  It's the classic keyboard tab notation.  I believe it's to that classic tune "Jump," arranged by that guy with the hair, but my reading skills are not what they could be.  It's a classic.  Trust me.  Hold my beer.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2019, 02:06:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 12, 2019, 01:53:22 PM

Batman got on my nerves. 

Yeah, yeah. We already had this discussion about Batman being a prick.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2019, 06:22:14 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/86113463.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2019, 05:37:22 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 12, 2019, 06:22:14 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/202553/86113463.jpg)

A still from one of my favorite movies, the remake of The Wicker Man!

Kudos!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2019, 09:03:14 AM

Never saw it... I only watch movies that were made in the last 20 years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2019, 08:09:22 AM

https://i.imgur.com/bkNwbbx.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2019, 09:32:29 AM

All I see is a walking hamburger...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 15, 2019, 12:52:56 AM

*Bob applauds the attempt of others to attempt to win the thread... attemptedly.*

https://i.imgur.com/kPRI8O9.mp4



*Or he may be making some sort of rude gesture toward others who will not win the thread.*  ::)

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Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2019, 01:33:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2019, 12:52:56 AM

*Bob applauds the attempt of others to attempt to win the thread... attemptedly.*

https://i.imgur.com/kPRI8O9.mp4



*Or he may be making some sort of rude gesture toward others who will not win the thread.*  ::)

The next person who posts in this thread has, obviously, lost The Game.

I just lost The Game.

And the next person who doesn't type out the full lyrics to any Wesley Willis song is a weenie beyond compare.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2019, 07:51:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2019, 01:33:01 AM

And the next person who doesn't type out the full lyrics to any Wesley Willis song is a weenie beyond compare.

Just because you say it is, doesn't make it so. I personally think that anyone smart enough not to waste time doing so is a Legend in my books.

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Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2019, 03:15:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2019, 07:51:12 AM

Just because you say it is, doesn't make it so.

Let me explain something to you:  I have commanded this task.  The order stands.  It's a classic performative speech act.

You are merely insubordinate.  I sentence you to ten years in French Guiana.  Or Australia.  Whichever's closest.

I also pronounce you and this ashtray of wet cigarettes husband and ashtray.

It is now done. 

Now type the Wesley Willis!

Execute the order!  Make it so! 

I've just lost The Game.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2019, 11:25:09 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2019, 03:15:52 PM

Let me explain something to you:  I have commanded this task.  The order stands.

You are dealing with forces far beyond your comprehension...

...plus I'm a stubborn motherf ;D ;D ;D er.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2019, 12:44:15 AM

Well, I know a magistrate who can maybe get you off the hook this time.

But, as personal favor, which you owe me, because of your sass-mouth, you should probably send me a few kangaroo-scrotum purses.

You see, there's a few ladies I got my eye on who would appreciate that kind of thing. 

Just to be clear, I don't want the raw kangaroo scrotums.  Finished products only, please.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2019, 02:11:04 AM

Do you think I keep them as pets??? I just go outside and hack them to bits???

I think the kangaroos would miss their (without wanting to use your terminology) 'equipment'  and would prefer not to be massacred so some stuck up snob lady can have a coin purse.

If I do however decide to take you up on your deal - they'll came as raw as. You want the purses, you're going to have to put some effort into this as well.

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Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2019, 06:10:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2019, 02:11:04 AM

Do you think I keep them as pets??? I just go outside and hack them to bits???

Probably not, to both questions.  But I'm pretty sure you know someone who fights one or several kangaroos in exhibition matches.

Quote

If I do however decide to take you up on your deal - they'll came as raw as. You want the purses, you're going to have to put some effort into this as well.

That'll be fine.  Just the sack is really what I'm after, but if you include the testicles, that could be good eating.  No dong, though.  Can't use it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2019, 01:22:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 16, 2019, 06:10:05 PM

That'll be fine.  Just the sack is really what I'm after, but if you include the testicles, that could be good eating.  No dong, though.  Can't use it.

Sure... send me your address, and you can expect them in the mail.   

 ::)

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Post by: j_tour on November 17, 2019, 03:53:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2019, 01:22:38 AM

Sure... send me your address, and you can expect them in the mail.   

 ::)

Sure, it's 66....wait a minute...that's not....

Prank caller!  Prank caller! 

I was never here.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2019, 01:59:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 17, 2019, 03:53:07 AM

Sure, it's 66....wait a minute...that's not....

Damn... I almost had it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on November 17, 2019, 07:22:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2019, 11:25:09 PM

You are dealing with forces far beyond your comprehension...

...plus I'm a stubborn motherf ;D ;D ;D er.

I am disappointed in you  lowering the tone, its not fun in here anymore.

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Post by: Bob on November 17, 2019, 09:07:38 PM

*Bob brings the fun back?*  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/w9zpg3nn87z31.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on November 18, 2019, 03:06:08 AM

Arr.  You've got city hands, Hooper.  I'm talking about working for a living, talking about sharking. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2019, 10:09:20 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 17, 2019, 09:07:38 PM

*Bob brings the fun back?*  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/w9zpg3nn87z31.jpg)

I do know know who that's meant to be in the picture being eaten by a shark, but I found it most entertaining.

You definitely brought the fun back... you had to do it with a cat picture though, seriously???

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Post by: outin on November 18, 2019, 04:45:34 PM

Bob does get an extra point for fun pictures! Sharks are always cute and to have a shark with cattish temper would certainly make things interesting. No idea who is being eaten though, should I know?

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Post by: j_tour on November 19, 2019, 06:21:27 AM

Bob is a wizard of the dark arts.

I think the blonde lady represents the unicorn, and the shark is the lady, from the famous tapestries.

Regardless, someone should be put to the irons. 

All right, fine.  Send me a hundred US dollars and I'll do the Goldberg Aria and the first variation.  I just now figured out how to get an Android phone to be like a real device, using TerMux, not this ridiculous "I touch screen make go fast good app!".  And I will do it as though a cat-shark were eating me.  (No, I can't do the 1st var. as fast and clean as Gould's first recorded version, but I can do it as fast as someone being eaten by a cat-shark.)

/////////////////

ETA Hey, perfect_pitch, I just recently checked out you arrangement of that tango piece "Por una cabeza" — well, the Youtube performance of it, anyway.  I used to keep that one in my back pocket, along with Joplin's "Solace," just to have some tunes that are familiar in a more-or-less similar rhythm that people would recognize. 

Not razzing you about dingos or kangaroo scrotum purses, but what do you think a virtuoso (well, maybe more just a grandiose, is more the term) arrangement of "Waltzing Matilda" might be like? 

Of course I know the tune, but I also know the audiences well enough to know that something like Liszt's arrangement of "La Marseillaise" is not going to be that well received.  I've been noticing an uptick of Oz sightseers up here where I'm at recently — they're often using the hiking trails — and I just wondered how far one can go with such a beloved tune.  I guess most reharms are out, as are modulations. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2019, 12:25:48 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 19, 2019, 06:21:27 AM

...what do you think a virtuoso (well, maybe more just a grandiose, is more the term) arrangement of "Waltzing Matilda" might be like? 

I could probably do it, but right now I'm learning Rachmaninoff's 3rd Piano Concerto. Wanted to learn it since I was 15 and now I'm going for it.

Won't be back to arranging for a little while longer.

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Post by: j_tour on November 20, 2019, 05:19:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2019, 12:25:48 PM

I could probably do it, but right now I'm learning Rachmaninoff's 3rd Piano Concerto. Wanted to learn it since I was 15 and now I'm going for it.

Won't be back to arranging for a little while longer.

Well that's not fun at all!

You start drinking that beer, son, tape your fingers together with duck tape, do an avant-garde rendition of the....the...Ra...Rach.....achmaninoff...there, I said it, and do my bidding!

This is PianoSTREET. you mug:  move fast or get run over!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2019, 08:35:53 AM

Hey... have you seen some of those passages - my fingers are moving fast.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 20, 2019, 04:45:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2019, 08:35:53 AM

Hey... have you seen some of those passages - my fingers are moving fast.

Yeah, I've seen the score to the concerto.

I just think taping your fingers together, à la Don Pullen in jazz, could yield even greater velocity.  Accuracy may suffer, but if you wear a flashy miniskirt and heels, the audience might not notice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2019, 10:26:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 20, 2019, 04:45:40 PM

...but if you wear a flashy miniskirt...

It's not a skirt... It's a KILT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 21, 2019, 12:44:09 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2019, 07:55:40 AM

This is much more pleasant to listen to...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 22, 2019, 10:41:15 AM

(https://i.redd.it/fnvsl1mlq5041.jpg)


Hm.  Looks like someone summoned a patronus or something.... But that's not mine.





*Bob tries summoning his own patronus.*   ::)


(https://media.giphy.com/media/d1E2IByItLUuONMc/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2019, 11:49:23 AM

Voldemort is not amused...

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2016/07/03/11/voldemort.jpg)

...although I'd also be pissed off, is someone stole my nose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2019, 12:20:21 AM

*Bob tries to think of an upside down Voldemort joke... And then it dawns on him that perfect_pitch is literally at a different angle on that side of the planet, even though down is down, toward the center, but in relation to each other both people are actually very likely upside down compared to the other.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2019, 05:19:10 AM

15% of the worlds land apparently are antipodes. Spain and New Zealand for example.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 23, 2019, 06:59:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2019, 05:19:10 AM

15% of the worlds land apparently are antipodes. Spain and New Zealand for example.

I'm no geographer, but it might be more than that.

Well, anyway, you'll all be happy to know I tried doing from memory the Goldberg first few.  Sh__.  Go___ned mo____erfu__er. 

Dude, that sucked a)). 

Even grabbing the Peters edition to refresh my memory, that didn't even help much.

So, I conclude it is not me who sucks, but the key of G major. 

QED.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2019, 09:40:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 23, 2019, 06:59:36 AM

So, I conclude it is not me who sucks, but the key of G major. 

Sure... try playing it in G flat Major then and see if it gets any better.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 24, 2019, 04:43:18 PM

*And then Bob brought in an entire smoked camel.*  ::)

That's making me kind of nauseous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2019, 03:08:41 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 24, 2019, 04:43:18 PM

*And then Bob brought in an entire smoked camel.*  ::)

They say the toe is the best part.  Modesty prevents me from posting a selfie.

Sort of like a Gb major — you read between the lines.  (Incidentally, that's not a bad idea doing, say, the first Goldberg Variation in Gb:  not that it's a devlishly difficult thing, but I have trouble recreating Gould's original tempo on his first studio recording of this.  It's a good idea:  do it by ear/memory, and when memory fails, just read it straight off the staves dropping everything down a half-step.)

I didn't say nothing.

Just reading between the lines of a delicious camel banquet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2019, 11:11:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 25, 2019, 03:08:41 AM

Just reading between the lines of a delicious camel banquet.

Who the hell has an oven big enough to roast a whole camel???

Quote from: Bob on November 24, 2019, 04:43:18 PM

...I mean, other than him?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2019, 12:09:41 AM

*Bob attempts to scare others away.*



(https://i.redd.it/puzsm9zfus041.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2019, 09:16:32 AM

There's been far worse on here Bob... you're going to have to do better than that.

(https://twitchlol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Halloween-Costume-Freaky.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2019, 02:23:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2019, 09:16:32 AM

(https://twitchlol.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Halloween-Costume-Freaky.jpg)

Something about her eye makeup looks a little odd.  I'd hit that from behind, though.  Probably.

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Post by: outin on November 27, 2019, 04:51:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2019, 05:19:10 AM

15% of the worlds land apparently are antipodes. Spain and New Zealand for example.

Well, I am not on one...I checked:
"Antipodes Location: Incredible! There is no one around you, just fish."
So best not start digging...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2019, 07:37:29 AM

Quote from: outin on November 27, 2019, 04:51:02 AM

Well, I am not on one...I checked:
"Antipodes Location: Incredible! There is no one around you, just fish."
So best not start digging...

But... I'm hungry. I could go for fish...



[starts digging]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on November 30, 2019, 06:45:33 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2019, 11:02:54 AM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrotesqueMiserlyCuckoo-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2019, 03:09:22 PM

Here's another duck who prefers to walk...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2019, 06:10:18 PM

Dumbledor says you lose.  Good day, sir!   ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/QvuOt9K.gif)
https://i.imgur.com/QvuOt9K.gifv

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2019, 09:02:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2019, 06:10:18 PM

Dumbledor says you lose.  Good day, sir!   ::)

If you really knew DUMBLEDORE, you'd know how to spell his name.

Match point to me!!!

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Post by: ranjit on December 02, 2019, 10:07:57 AM

.

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Post by: Bob on December 02, 2019, 10:58:40 AM

And then "cool guy" showed up from ten years ago....  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2019, 04:05:47 PM

Thank you for posting what looks like a video of a creepy pervert trying to sneak up on little kids.

Not cool at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 03, 2019, 06:01:56 AM

Judass effing priest you people are maniacs.

All I'm trying to do is introduce a bit of culture into this place.

(https://i.ibb.co/1rTVGVj/communists.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2019, 09:26:42 AM

This guy looks classy...

(https://s.marketwatch.com/public/resources/MWimages/MW-GQ810_Wealth_ZG_20180927132320.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2019, 04:27:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2019, 09:26:42 AM

This guy looks classy...

You are welcome, good sir. 

And while I retire to my plate of epic bacon, my good lord, I shall have good forsooth to not be eyeing my lemon drink, whilst I prepare my fine liqueurs of the evening.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2019, 08:56:18 AM

Okay - a few questions...

1) What makes Bacon epic???
2) I believe you have used the word 'forsooth' in the wrong manner
3) Who the hell uses the word 'whilst' anymore???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2019, 08:10:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2019, 08:56:18 AM

Okay - a few questions...

1) What makes Bacon epic???
2) I believe you have used the word 'forsooth' in the wrong manner
3) Who the hell uses the word 'whilst' anymore???

(i) I don't know.  Francis Bacon wrote some good stuff.  And there was that painter who did some stuff.  Also, nothing.  Also, nerds.
(ii) Maybe, maybe not.  It doesn't matter.  I'm not a pommie git, so I wouldn't know.
(iii) That guy in the picture.  Also, nerds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 05, 2019, 12:21:26 AM

We're going retro?  Ok.  ::)

2009.  I don't think I've seen that whole clip.  That was a long four minutes.  I don't think I missed anything, except now those four minutes.



Two years ago, but yeah....  ::)
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/flashback/king-curtis-from-wife-swap-where-is-the-reality-tv-star-now/news-story/bd06ef1c01f3356ab708719cc6370852

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Post by: j_tour on December 05, 2019, 01:43:44 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 05, 2019, 12:21:26 AM

We're going retro?  Ok.  ::)

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/flashback/king-curtis-from-wife-swap-where-is-the-reality-tv-star-now/news-story/bd06ef1c01f3356ab708719cc6370852

Wife-swapping, eh? 

That is a retro fad that has never been more popular than now.

Are you trying to put out some feelers for a new hobby, perhaps?

I'm not married, but I could surely find some chippie at the local bar who wouldn't mind being passed around.  That would be my contribution.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2019, 12:50:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 05, 2019, 12:21:26 AM

I managed to stand 12 seconds of that little turd yelling about the junk food, and I gave up.

Don't know what the rest is about... too cool to care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2019, 06:16:53 PM

https://i.imgur.com/IzNhTnI.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2019, 11:34:23 PM

You wonder what type of psychotic person drew that?!?

Someone was obviously pissed off he got Coal in his stocking.

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Post by: Bob on December 07, 2019, 03:14:39 PM

I was thinking about that.  How much effort?  How much time?

I guess that's his thing.
https://www.artstation.com/sidwill


It still looks like a diving bell suit.  I noticed there's a hoof at the top, like there's a reindeer draped over it all.

Sound too, if it's muted.

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Post by: Bob on December 07, 2019, 03:42:37 PM

Meanwhile....

(https://i.redd.it/ivt89kv7v6341.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2019, 02:17:08 AM

Well... while at least one person claims on this earth that he sees heaven...

...I can only presume he sees HELL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 09, 2019, 12:03:56 AM

*Bob notes there are no great white sharks in that pic.  This is because great whites are afraid of killer whales.*  ::)

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Post by: j_tour on December 09, 2019, 05:52:30 AM

Gawd.  Are you people still talking about that superman comic books with the ice cream sodas and hula hoops?

(https://i.ibb.co/2hRZ8f0/02-Applewhite.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2019, 09:57:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 09, 2019, 05:52:30 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/2hRZ8f0/02-Applewhite.png)

Okay - apart from the ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE style and lack of artistic detail - it's also incorrect because you can't suck up peoples money using magnets, since paper money CONTAINS NO METAL!!!

Who designed this comic??? Obviously someone who failed physics.

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Post by: j_tour on December 09, 2019, 05:26:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2019, 09:57:19 AM

Who designed this comic??? Obviously someone who failed physics.

Yeah.  It's my mother's comic.  You know, bless her heart, but cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2019, 10:35:52 AM

Also, is it just me, or is the use of the word 'Obastard'... meant to be a portmanteau of Obama and Bastard???

Or... am I just reading too much into it?

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Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2019, 05:10:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2019, 10:35:52 AM

Also, is it just me, or is the use of the word 'Obastard'... meant to be a portmanteau of Obama and Bastard???

Or... am I just reading too much into it?

Beats me. 

I somewhat  doubt the "author" of that MS Paint comic put a lot of thought into it.

And, yes, putting any amount of effort into "reading" such things is ridiculous, just like "debating" if the Super X-Mutant Caped Crusader of Gotham Pikachu or whatever is truly righteous, or whatever kids talk about these dayss.

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Post by: outin on December 10, 2019, 11:42:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 09, 2019, 12:03:56 AM

*Bob notes there are no great white sharks in that pic.  This is because great whites are afraid of killer whales.*  ::)

Remember this epic film?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Sharknado_poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 10, 2019, 11:51:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2019, 09:57:19 AM

Okay - apart from the ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE style and lack of artistic detail - it's also incorrect because you can't suck up peoples money using magnets, since paper money CONTAINS NO METAL!!!

Not so fast... there is actually paper money with a metallic thread inserted for safety.

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Post by: Bob on December 11, 2019, 12:09:54 AM

Safety, metal, gif, piano..... gives me this....

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/11/07/9654644-6689975-Alicia_Keys_delivered_one_of_the_most_powerful_performances_of_t-a-2_1549870583752.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on December 11, 2019, 01:42:24 AM

(https://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/evil/sneaky-smiley-emoticon.gif)

*Bob invites everyone else in the thread to a "50 sq mile Idaho section of Yellowstone National Park" for not particular reason at all.*

 :-*

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2019, 05:26:17 AM

Quote from: outin on December 10, 2019, 11:42:56 PM

Remember this epic film?
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Sharknado_poster.jpg)

'Epic'??? If this was the only film on the planet that existed - that STILL wouldn't make it EPIC.

My main claim to fame is that I have NOT seen that movie, nor do I plan to.

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Post by: outin on December 11, 2019, 06:01:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2019, 05:26:17 AM

My main claim to fame is that I have NOT seen that movie, nor do I plan to.

You people are so uncivilized...sigh...

Please don't tell me you have not seen this one either??
(https://www.horror.land/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Shark_Films_Images_Three_Headed_Shark_V01.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2019, 09:59:14 PM

I can only hope someone was fired for letting this through the pre-production phase and into production.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 12, 2019, 12:43:23 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/1cXF9mO.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2019, 02:52:52 AM

Didn't we already cycle through the photo-shopped hybrid animals already???

Oh screw it - time for more, especially to show off this little guy:

(https://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/new-hybrid-animals-photoshop-3.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on December 12, 2019, 09:02:55 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/5c/ee/a6/5ceea680798d9b98786ad31ae35f1bb8--guinea-pigs-guinea-pig-funny.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2019, 12:13:42 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 12, 2019, 09:02:55 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/5c/ee/a6/5ceea680798d9b98786ad31ae35f1bb8--guinea-pigs-guinea-pig-funny.jpg)

KING OF THE JUNGLE, MY AR... Awwwww, isn't it cute!!!

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Post by: Bob on December 13, 2019, 12:36:34 AM

And that was the last we heard from perfect_pitch.  ...because guniea pigs bite.


*Bob attempts a temporary win by distracting everyone.*  ::)


https://old.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/e9riok/he_got_moves/


*And it worked.* :P

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Post by: outin on December 13, 2019, 03:20:41 PM

Well... you can't get me to disappear with something like that...I can tame anything with cat in it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2019, 11:33:14 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 13, 2019, 12:36:34 AM

And that was the last we heard from perfect_pitch.  ...because guniea pigs bite.

I didn't say I was dumb enough to pet the damn thing! Something can be cute from a distance, like Nicki Minaj...

...but you have to stand REEEEEEEALLY far back.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 14, 2019, 02:15:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2019, 11:33:14 PM

Something can be cute from a distance, like Nicki Minaj...
...but you have to stand REEEEEEEALLY far back.

So that shes like speck between the land and sky?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2019, 05:32:49 AM

I'm thinking like - me in Australia, her in America.

I'm so glad our planet is spherical... so it means that if she's in another country - there is ABSOLUTELY no way we can see each other visibly.

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Post by: outin on December 14, 2019, 06:21:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2019, 05:32:49 AM

I'm thinking like - me in Australia, her in America.

I'm so glad our planet is spherical... so it means that if she's in another country - there is ABSOLUTELY no way we can see each other visibly.

But what if she just starts digging and suddenly bites your ankles??

I don't really know who NM is but anyone can become a zombie...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2019, 08:32:24 AM

Quote from: outin on December 14, 2019, 06:21:55 AM

But what if she just starts digging and suddenly bites your ankles??

I don't think she's smart enough to know how to dig anything...    ;D

And given the depth of her lyrics... I think that if she WAS a zombie, it would only increase her IQ.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 14, 2019, 08:39:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2019, 08:32:24 AM

And given the depth of her lyrics... I think that if she WAS a zombie, it would only increase her IQ.

Oh, I thought you were a fan?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2019, 01:13:34 AM

What on earth gave you that impression??? The cold remarks I said about her being beautiful only when you can't visibly see her, or the fact that I made a joke about her being too idiotic to use digging apparatus???

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Post by: Bob on December 15, 2019, 01:15:22 AM

*Bob finds the weakness of Australians.... Magpies.*

The video's upside down again too. ::)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2019, 06:12:18 AM

Okay - first of all... you can't use her as a 'typical' Australian. No other Australian yells like a wimp when they're attacked by Magpies.

And secondly... spiders are our weakness. They're one inch big and can f@#$ing KILL YOU on a daily basis if they wanted.

[Wait... why did I just divulge our weaknesses?]

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Post by: outin on December 15, 2019, 08:37:16 AM

Have you people forgotten Birds?? The film?

It is essential for survival in this world to watch all those educational films about dangerous creatures...whether spiders or zombies... If I ever run into a 3 headed shark, I will definitely know what not to do!

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Post by: outin on December 15, 2019, 08:42:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2019, 01:13:34 AM

What on earth gave you that impression??? The cold remarks I said about her being beautiful only when you can't visibly see her, or the fact that I made a joke about her being too idiotic to use digging apparatus???

Sorry, forgot you are not a fan of cute things...

Imagine here a picture of a furry spider...too much work to add one with this phone.

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Post by: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 11:23:07 AM

Train enthusiasts and Baroque specialists unite: this is the video for you.

An enduring Baroque masterpiece has been given an adventurous new outing, and there’s no chance of this performance falling off the rails.

YouTuber Pavel Jirásek has reworked Pachelbel’s Canon for 3 violins and basso continuo with a grand selection of blaring train horns, apparently collected from footage taken around the UK and Europe.

The horns, pitch-perfectly assembled, are synced to a backing track. Pavel made the video back in 2017, but it’s just been rediscovered and people are appreciating its magnificence.

Maybe there was a mix-up in the type of conductor booked? In any case, it’s clearly a masterpiece. Do watch and enjoy.




Perfect Pitch! 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2019, 11:39:20 AM

Quote from: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 11:23:07 AM

but it’s just been rediscovered and people are appreciating its magnificence.

I'm sorry... but let's get the obvious out of the way...

Quote from: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 11:23:07 AM

The horns, pitch-perfectly assembled...

Not one word of that is true. Almost NONE of them are in tune... and secondly:

Quote from: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 11:23:07 AM

YouTuber Pavel Jirásek has reworked Pachelbel’s Canon for 3 violins and basso continuo with a grand selection of blaring train horns, apparently collected from footage taken around the UK and Europe.

(https://media.tenor.com/images/3363efcedacf56680eeb5478b3cb9f27/tenor.gif)

Thirdly - this may have been the shortest win on this web-site YewTree... not even 20 mins.

Magnificence, MY ARSE!!!

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Post by: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 11:59:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2019, 11:39:20 AM

I'm sorry... but let's get the obvious out of the way...

Not one word of that is true. Almost NONE of them are in tune... and secondly:

(https://media.tenor.com/images/3363efcedacf56680eeb5478b3cb9f27/tenor.gif)

Thirdly - this may have been the shortest win on this web-site YewTree... not even 20 mins.

Magnificence, MY ARSE!!!

I thought that would twang your nerves  Perfect-Pitch,   your response was hilarious. 
I love the ,   'Whyyy'? 
I also thought the video was gawd awful! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 12:06:47 PM

Perfect-Pitch,    You  have been twanged!  Your nerves are shattered!    So I am the winner!   


(https://media1.giphy.com/media/t75mH1uC6PFjevrcPa/giphy.gif?cid=790b76117c0779188df9e0ca9bd0e3e75ac44eb22a956d62&rid=giphy.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 15, 2019, 12:11:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2019, 06:12:18 AM

And secondly... spiders are our weakness. They're one inch big and can f@#$ing KILL YOU on a daily basis if they wanted.

Irukandji jellyfish.... like 1cm^3 big, die screaming in pain.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Irukandji-jellyfish-queensland-australia.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on December 15, 2019, 12:30:05 PM

Random magpie attack.  Heh heh heh.... ;D

(https://i.redd.it/lhwu9r7umxh31.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 15, 2019, 07:23:08 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 15, 2019, 12:11:03 PM

Irukandji jellyfish.... like 1cm^3 big, die screaming in pain.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Irukandji-jellyfish-queensland-australia.jpg)

Those too...now who's bright idea was it to try to live on that place??

Oh, forgot, the people shipped there weren't exactly expected to live long...something just went horribly wrong...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2019, 12:09:03 AM

Quote from: yewtree on December 15, 2019, 11:59:38 AM

...your response was hilarious. 
I love the ,   'Whyyy'? 

If you thought it was hilarious and you loved my response - doesn't that make ME the winner?!?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 15, 2019, 12:11:03 PM

Irukandji jellyfish....
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Irukandji-jellyfish-queensland-australia.jpg)

And THAT my good folks is why I don't go in the water.

That, and the sharks...
...and the jellyfish...
...and the sting-rays...

I mean, seriously. Steve Irwin was a zookeeper and studied dangerous critters, and even he didn't see it coming.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 18, 2019, 08:18:40 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2019, 09:00:24 AM

Bob... I have learnt my lesson from you in the past...

I am not playing that video. No siree...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 19, 2019, 10:13:56 AM

https://i.imgur.com/eyqKWcB.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: thalbergmad on December 19, 2019, 06:01:05 PM

Bollox

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Post by: Bob on December 20, 2019, 12:03:47 AM

*Bob attempts to scare everyone away.*

(https://www.pedestrian.tv/content/uploads/2019/11/mckellen-1-637x397.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2019, 12:35:49 AM

Damn... well played Bob, well played - but I still have you beat:

(https://img.cinemablend.com/filter:scale/quill/a/e/8/e/5/6/ae8e561e380abdf9cd51fca093467f3b4ee52162.jpg)

CHECK MATE!!!

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Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2019, 03:48:27 PM

This is horrifying.  You people....you people.  You .... animals! 

G.....damn...................agh.....

I WHUPPED BATMAN'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Silence you fools!

He was really running me amok.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 21, 2019, 11:34:53 PM

Older but still funny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2019, 02:28:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2019, 03:48:27 PM

I WHUPPED BATMAN'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Silence you fools!

He was really running me amok.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2019, 02:06:12 PM

Yeah, yeah. We already had this discussion about Batman being a prick.

I think J_Tour is caught in en endless cycle... anyone want to reboot him...

...and Bob, still not touching any of your videos... NEVER in a million years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 22, 2019, 08:45:23 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2019, 03:48:27 PM

I WHUPPED BATMAN'S ASS!!!!!!!!!!


He was really running me amok.

Behave or I'll tell my friend BATWOMAN to come after you...She'll whup the devil out of you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2019, 11:51:07 PM

Hey... if she comes over to my house, maybe we'll whup the devil out of each other (if you know what I mean      ;))

Maybe we might even do it twice...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2019, 04:20:59 AM

You people should stop being mean to me.

I whupped Batman's ass, you know.

Well, not me personally, but I know a guy who did.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2019, 06:47:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2019, 04:20:59 AM

You people should stop being mean to me.

Excuse me... Did I give you PERMISSION to speak???

NO!!!

Begone back to the shadows from whence you came, and stay silent till I allow you to talk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2019, 11:04:14 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2019, 11:48:19 AM

I swear - I wonder what YouTube would be like if they got rid of gaming streams, reaction videos and copyrighted video material.

One can only dream...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 23, 2019, 01:16:16 PM

(https://42796r1ctbz645bo223zkcdl-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/cheshire-cat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 23, 2019, 02:44:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2019, 11:51:07 PM

Hey... if she comes over to my house, maybe we'll whup the devil out of each other (if you know what I mean      ;))

Maybe we might even do it twice...    ;D

You wish! She has a high standard...



On the other hand...maybe you're a sexy beast. She can use her superpowers to find out. So if your doorbell rings soon you might be lucky. Or maybe it's just good old Santa...have you been nice boy?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2019, 04:32:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2019, 06:47:48 AM

Excuse me... Did I give you PERMISSION to speak???

NO!!!

Begone back to the shadows from whence you came, and stay silent till I allow you to talk.

You are a crude man, sir, and hardly a gentleman!

This is a genteel thread full of politeness and light, and you offend me with your braggart ways!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2019, 01:29:06 AM

Quote from: outin on December 23, 2019, 02:44:47 PM

On the other hand...maybe you're a sexy beast. She can use her superpowers to find out. So if your doorbell rings soon you might be lucky. Or maybe it's just good old Santa...have you been nice boy?

If my doorbell rings - hopefully Santa was nice enough to bring me... Batwoman.    ;D

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2019, 04:32:54 PM

You are a crude man, sir, and hardly a gentleman!

This is a genteel thread full of politeness and light, and you offend me with your braggart ways!

My apologies... I'll try this instead.

(https://www.splitshire.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/IMG_7786.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2019, 02:11:43 AM

And so ends the posts, since Fish Hitler has visited the thread.  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/co2osy559g641.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2019, 06:11:32 AM

If history is going to repeat itself, we're going to find Fish Hitler at the top of his fishtank on his belly with a hole in his head.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 24, 2019, 08:28:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2019, 01:29:06 AM

If my doorbell rings - hopefully Santa was nice enough to bring me... Batwoman.    ;D

Will it be a merry x-mas for pp?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2019, 09:47:54 AM

I'm going to do something different and try and anticipate and predict one of the other users feelings towards the latest video presented to us:

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2019, 03:48:27 PM

This is horrifying.  You people....you people.  You .... animals! 

G.....damn...................agh.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2019, 05:27:40 PM

*Bob applies some eye bleach to the thread.*

(https://scrolller.com/media/210c79.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 24, 2019, 06:29:51 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 24, 2019, 05:27:40 PM

*Bob applies some eye bleach to the thread.*

OK, so you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski.   

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2019, 11:09:49 PM

Let me be the first to say to everyone...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!









...oh, and I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 24, 2019, 11:48:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 24, 2019, 06:29:51 PM

OK, so you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski.   

That's... Just your opinion?   I'm really going to have to watch that sometime.  I think I watched it once but I really don't remember it.

I already started a thread for Merry Christmas, just now and years ago.  So you're too late.     Although yes, merry Christmas.  But you still lose, so merry Christmas.  But merry Christmas.


(https://i.redd.it/kanrt7ipp3041.jpg)


Dang... That's looks like the Eva or Ava robot from Wall-E.  It's Eva.

(https://fiercemonkeytribe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/eva.jpg)



(Yeah, yeah.... This is a Christmas truce, like WWII.  Everyone else can just stop posting now because it's Christmas.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2019, 09:45:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 24, 2019, 11:48:08 PM

I already started a thread for Merry Christmas, just now and years ago.  So you're too late.     Although yes, merry Christmas.  But you still lose, so merry Christmas.  But merry Christmas.

I already said Merry Christmas to everyone here in this forum, over half an hour before you started your thread... so YOU lose.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/33327eabc5f7cc6f22e9005e6ccdefa9/tenor.gif)

Also, don't make Teddy any more upset... he doesn't need it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 26, 2019, 03:09:25 PM

(https://i.redd.it/cipo2peh13641.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 26, 2019, 06:04:52 PM

*Bob celebrates this win.  Again.*   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 26, 2019, 10:01:41 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2019, 12:41:11 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2019, 07:19:37 AM

No offense... but I wouldn't be proud of posting that, or the fact that you watched Tropic Thunder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 27, 2019, 12:43:52 PM

I think it's the display of confidence (regardless of anything else) that's amusing to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2019, 03:23:12 PM

There's nothing confident about Tom Cruise - he's a deluded psycho who believes in Aliens...

You know who else is???

(https://www.thisweekintomorrow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ALIENS.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 28, 2019, 12:27:02 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d8/20/a6/d820a6360aac17636fc6e23ed0408ffb--snl-characters-acting.jpg)

Then again for Tom Cruise... If he's putting on an act for publicity, which sounds like, that act is probably falling flat.  Fake laugh, someone trying too hard, that type of thing.


Actually I was wondering if you turned that into a pianos transcription... If someone really did that, how close can they get?  I would think if it's rap, you'd have to actually rap on that.  Otherwise it's really going to sound cheesy.  ::)  Serious thought though.  There are those pieces of music that don't transcribe well.  This is probably one of them.  But how close can really get, how good of a transcription can you make for a piece that won't transcribe well?


Is it one of the pieces on here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_Thunder:_Original_Motion_Picture_Soundtrack

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0942385/soundtrack


Yes, it must be in demand.  The CD is up to $40 now.   ::)
https://www.amazon.com/Soundtrack-Tropic-Thunder/dp/B001E82GPO


Ah, I found it.

Ludacris - Get Back (Official Music Video)


*Bob does not think either guy washed his hands there.*  :-X

*Bob thinks the Tropic Thunder version was better for the whole parody spoof dance.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2019, 04:00:13 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 28, 2019, 12:27:02 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d8/20/a6/d820a6360aac17636fc6e23ed0408ffb--snl-characters-acting.jpg)

Let's ask an expert...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 28, 2019, 12:24:16 PM

(https://boundingintocomics.com/files/2019/03/2019.03.14-03.53-boundingintocomics-5c8a78e265d47.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2019, 02:26:38 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2019, 03:48:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2019, 02:26:38 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/16/b3/3f16b3eca17c12593f69139eb7a7b15a.jpg)

Great.  Now ancient aliens have invaded my brain and forced me to remember this ex-girlfriend of many years.

Thanks, ancient aliens!  Yeah, the pyramids were cool and all, but I can't have it!  Bastard ancient aliens.  sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2019, 07:10:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 30, 2019, 03:48:36 AM

Great.  Now ancient aliens have invaded my brain and forced me to remember this ex-girlfriend of many years.

Then what do you do when you wake from your dream?!?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 30, 2019, 02:04:00 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2019, 12:47:44 AM

Why is it I fear that somewhere, someone is taking great hits and re-imagining them so that Stalin would be proud???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2019, 04:31:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2019, 07:10:54 AM

Why is it I fear that somewhere, someone is taking great hits and re-imagining them so that Stalin would be proud???

Well, it's not the same thing, exactly, but I did construct a reasonable facsimile of dear Uncle Joe out of plastic and various luncheon meats.

Just he'd be proud of me for keeping it all in the family.

And, no, I don't share my Uncle Joe meat puppet. 

Strictly for my own use.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2019, 08:11:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 2019, 04:31:03 AM

Well, it's not the same thing, exactly, but I did construct a reasonable facsimile of dear Uncle Joe out of plastic and various luncheon meats.

And, no, I don't share my Uncle Joe meat puppet. 

Strictly for my own use.

That just raises further questions...

Like - what do you do with your Uncle Joe Meat puppet?

Actually... and more importantly, do I WANT to know what you do with the meat puppet?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2019, 08:49:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2019, 08:11:15 AM

That just raises further questions...

Like - what do you do with your Uncle Joe Meat puppet?

Actually... and more importantly, do I WANT to know what you do with the meat puppet?

It costs a hundred if you watch.

Pay Bunny after, or seek out Karl Hungus,

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2019, 09:17:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 2019, 08:49:53 AM

It costs a hundred if you watch.

Is THAT the note you want to end on in 2019???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2019, 05:41:50 PM

*Bob considers becoming Samoan, just to get to the new year faster....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2019, 06:12:57 PM

Well... tough. Happy new year you ivory-tickling buggers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2019, 07:15:53 PM

It's not the new year yet.  You came in too early.  You need to try to play the rest of the ensemble better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2019, 08:05:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2019, 09:17:16 AM

Is THAT the note you want to end on in 2019???

Pretty sure.  I hope they write in my obit, "Here lies a man who created an anatomically correct model of Joe Stalin, stuffed it full of cold cuts, and did what any red-blooded man would do with it."

It's not factually true, but close enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2020, 02:38:24 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 31, 2019, 07:15:53 PM

It's not the new year yet.  You came in too early.  You need to try to play the rest of the ensemble better.

It was new year here, so technically I was on time and you were too late.

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 2019, 08:05:17 PM

I hope they write in my obit, "Here lies a man who created an anatomically correct model of Joe Stalin, stuffed it full of cold cuts, and did what any red-blooded man would do with it."

I would like to see that in real life. I tried to do a mock up for you, so you can see what it will look like beyond the grave, but couldn't be arsed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2020, 04:38:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2020, 02:38:24 AM

I would like to see that in real life. I tried to do a mock up for you, so you can see what it will look like beyond the grave, but couldn't be arsed.

That is the oldest excuse in the book:  "A dingo ate my Stalin Real Doll!  Halp!  What shall I ever do?"

Every man, woman, and child should have his or her own meat-mannequin, according to his or her preferences.

It is Ape Law, I am certain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2020, 12:03:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 01, 2020, 04:38:40 AM

Every man, woman, and child should have his or her own meat-mannequin, according to his or her preferences.

Lady Gaga got close...

(https://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/lady-gaga-meat-2-1440794946.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 04, 2020, 10:59:10 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/WZ71KLy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2020, 11:59:43 AM

Judas effing priest.

I think ....  OH for .... eff sake ...

I actually did spend about thirty seconds looking for my copy of Finnegans Wake and about sixty seconds in a blind fury that it wasn't where I left it.

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh.....................................censors of the board.

EFFFFFFFF..........

I really do not like those images!!!!!!!!!


MMMMM........WAIT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Mrs Dignam, widow woman.

That is all.

I can find effing cra* sh** for all of Finnegan and still the golldarn Molly Ulysses is at my bleeding breetches. 

Digital age this. 

Oh yeah, and, like happy new year or whatever. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2020, 10:16:40 PM

You don't like pictures of Bill Gates???

Look at him...

(https://i.redd.it/jgkh1kqtxs731.jpg)

LOOK AT HIM!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2020, 12:35:37 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/c2/c27b1b1b286b00ed8cfca752485b0f189e9448187b4f52183d66aaf12df46701.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 05, 2020, 01:54:56 PM

(https://i.redd.it/d0j75bvi4t031.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2020, 12:25:41 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/PjszISc.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2020, 11:59:37 PM

*Bob, not posting something about marshmellows because it would be in really bad taste, and he thought perfect_pitch may actually have been displaced by the fires.*  ::)

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/8c9d417e43536eb949eb25e270907408/tumblr_n8gxj83IRU1rrx588o1_500.gif)


I've got so much food, my stomach feels really full.  That's my problem.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2020, 04:11:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 06, 2020, 11:59:37 PM

*Bob, not posting something about marshmellows because it would be in really bad taste, and he thought perfect_pitch may actually have been displaced by the fires.

I've got nothing wrong with Marshmallows (spelling, Bob).

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/23/4e/b4/234eb46f5383cd6535ea664add7e37b3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2020, 10:30:51 AM

Take a break.  Listen to some... music.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2020, 01:03:06 AM

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT BOB... YOU MONSTER!!!

YOU EVIL, MONSTROUS, VINDICTIVE, SACK OF CRAP... YOU WILL BRING DOWN HUMANITY.



Oh wait... I forgot to click the play button.


On another note... Don't let Sorabji win... cast your vote for Microwaves everywhere!!!
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=66025.0

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 09, 2020, 11:00:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2020, 01:03:06 AM

On another note... Don't let Sorabji win... cast your vote for Microwaves everywhere!!!
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=66025.0  ;D

Too late, it would seem (not that any serious and credible "winning" and "losing" was ever involved, of course)...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2020, 11:51:32 PM

That's a low blow for credible musicians everywhere...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 10, 2020, 05:42:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2020, 11:51:32 PM

That's a low blow for credible musicians everywhere...

I rather doubt that!

Anyway, for what it may or may not be worth, there is a dedicated thread for the discussion of that topic; it isn't this one.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2020, 02:26:56 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 10, 2020, 05:42:34 AM

I rather doubt that!

Well doubt it all you want, but you'd be wrong.

Anyway, this is the last post wins thread - anything goes. We've been talking about random stuff for ages.

You're not one of the regulars, so you can be excused...





(this one time)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 10, 2020, 02:53:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2020, 02:26:56 PM

Well doubt it all you want, but you'd be wrong.

The poll result is all that counts, for what it and the poll itself was worth.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2020, 11:27:00 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 10, 2020, 02:53:53 PM

The poll result is all that counts, for what it and the poll itself was worth.

Yeah, but we all know polls are biased and don't represent people reasonably.

Look at the first initial Brexit vote.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:22:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2020, 11:27:00 PM

Yeah, but we all know polls are biased and don't represent people reasonably.

Look at the first initial Brexit vote.     ;D

You fell straight into the trap set for you, in so doing feigning to omit to notice the words "for what it and the poll itself was worth" in my post; says it all, really. Both this poll and the "Brexit" one were entirely unnecessary.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 10:58:28 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:22:03 AM

Both this poll and the "Brexit" one were entirely unnecessary.

As too are your responses, so unnecessary, yet you continue lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2020, 11:11:47 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 10:58:28 AM

As too are your responses, so unnecessary, yet you continue lol.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/xk5q46IsfHOI8pcRur/giphy.gif)



High five Lostinidlewonder...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 11, 2020, 11:41:46 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 12:01:34 PM

Here's a song from Sorabji to enjoy:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 12:57:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 10:58:28 AM

As too are your responses, so unnecessary, yet you continue

Unnecessary to you, perhaps - but then I am not addressing any of my posts solely to any one member in particular, even when I might be replying to a post by one such. At least you appear, albeit tacitly / implicitly - to recognise and agree that the "Brexit" poll and the one about hiss were unnecessary, so one ought perhaps to be grateful for small mercies, I suppose...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 12:59:23 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 12:01:34 PM

Here's a song from Sorabji to enjoy:

...which I can imagine that most if not all members reading your post would know that it is neither a song nor from or by Sorabji without even bothering to listen to it. Certain things please certain minds, one might suppose...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2020, 01:38:36 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 11, 2020, 11:41:46 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk/giphy.gif)

I'm sorry Bob, but first of all - that high five wasn't for you... and secondly of all, posting it with Sasha Baron Cohen is insulting. You may as well have spit in my face...

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 12:59:23 PM

most if not all members reading your post would know that it is neither a song nor from or by Sorabji

Maybe, but it sounds just as melodic as Sorabji's works.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 03:13:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2020, 01:38:36 PM

I'm sorry Bob, but first of all - that high five wasn't for you... and secondly of all, posting it with Sasha Baron Cohen is insulting. You may as well have spit in my face...

Maybe, but it sounds just as melodic as Sorabji's works.     ;D

If it does so to you, so be it (although that would be quite curious in view of its obvious lack of melodic content compared to almost anyone's music, including that of Sorabji) but, again, you appear to be seeking to pass off your own personal opinion as widely accepted fact, which it is not and which accordingly does you no favours.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 05:13:45 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 12:57:07 PM

Unnecessary to you, perhaps

Perhaps just me? Oh dear no ahinton, its MORE perhaps more than just me, perhaps just for YOU its just ME but thats just you, if you had any sense you would see its more than just me, a number more will agree. In any respect my judgement that your commentary is uncessarry hold just as much water as your opinion of what is unncessary even though you attempt (quite mistakenly and by a wide margin of error) to make it look lesser and it being a consideration that only extenuates from my own private ideologies.

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 12:57:07 PM

At least you appear, albeit tacitly / implicitly - to recognise and agree that the "Brexit" poll and the one about hiss were unnecessary, so one ought perhaps to be grateful for small mercies, I suppose...

I recognise more importantly your continual investment in such useless threads. Your passive aggressive responses trying to question everything everyone says is just really tiresome to constantly see and its over nothing at all, useless.

ps you will never win this thread, just keep trying, you will be beaten to a pulp this is certainly one thread you will NEVER get the last word.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 05:15:59 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 12:59:23 PM

...which I can imagine that most if not all members reading your post would know that it is neither a song nor from or by Sorabji without even bothering to listen to it. Certain things please certain minds, one might suppose...

Yeah yeah you don't have to explain it all ahinton we are not stupid you know. You're right it's not Sorabji, I mistook it for one of his works, a very easy thing to do rofl :) ahhaha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 05:13:45 PM

Perhaps just me? Oh dear no ahinton, its MORE perhaps more than just me, perhaps just for YOU its just ME but thats just you, if you had any sense you would see its more than just me, a number more will agree. In any respect my judgement that your commentary is uncessarry hold just as much water as your opinion of what is unncessary even though you attempt (quite mistakenly and by a wide margin of error) to make it look lesser and it being a consideration that only extenuates from my own private ideologies.

You are able only to speak for yourself and no one else can do that for you (nor indeed should they).

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 05:13:45 PM

I recognise more importantly your continual investment in such useless threads. Your passive aggressive responses trying to question everything everyone says is just really tiresome to constantly see and its over nothing at all, useless.

!!!

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 11, 2020, 05:13:45 PM

ps you will never win this thread, just keep trying, you will be beaten to a pulp this is certainly one thread you will NEVER get the last word.

I am not seeking to "win" anything here so am not trying to do so. Do be careful, though, unless you're prepared to have the thread edited down...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 12, 2020, 01:33:39 AM

So, in summary.

Retard, retard, retard who is from Oz so who gives a sh*t, also retard, but he's demented and old, and some effing MOAR retarded ess?

Well color me surprised that some moron wants to pretend to speak.

That's your cue, Bob.  Do a photomagic or whatever. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 02:02:15 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

You are able only to speak for yourself and no one else can do that for you (nor indeed should they).

I don't need to only speak for myself when I obviously know a number of other members where who think your contributions to useless threads are unecessary, also your nitpicking and questioning people questions which a high propensity, quite unnecessary.

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

I am not seeking to "win" anything here so am not trying to do so.

That's good because you are quite a loser here.

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

Do be careful, though, unless you're prepared to have the thread edited down...

Oh are you going to dob on us to Nils? ahahahah what a cry baby. Last post wins, so you are a a loser. I don't care if its edited down, the point is to get you to respond, I don't care if it remains or not, I won't let you have the last word EVER, I will continue forever and beat you, that is aferall the nature of this thread you have mistakenly started contributing to. The point of this thread is to be beaten, I know you are not used to losing so it will be a hard lesson for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 02:03:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 12, 2020, 01:33:39 AM

So, in summary.

Retard, retard, retard who is from Oz so who gives a sh*t, also retard, but he's demented and old, and some effing MOAR retarded ess?

You still lose j_tour, you fail and lose so bad, don't worry. I beat you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 02:13:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2020, 01:38:36 PM

Maybe, but it sounds just as melodic as Sorabji's works.     ;D

You are right perfect_pitch, very very true!!! I am with you on that boat and many others, so it is not just you as ahinton is trying to make it out to look to be... In any case you still lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 02:38:54 AM

I was in reply to alistair, trying to find that video on YouTube that was posted here a LONG while ago where a young man seems to just go to town on a piano in a dark nightclub mashing the keys like a crazy hobo on CRACK, where are some point he also brings his left foot up to mash on the keys.

After searching for 30 mins though, I couldn't find it... I don't suppose anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:55:54 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 02:02:15 AM

Oh are you going to dob on us to Nils?

Certainly not! Why? Nils is perfectly capable of making his own decisions whenever he might feel that any require to be made, without any external interference. And who, for that matter, is "us"?...

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 02:02:15 AM

I don't care if it remains or not, I won't let you have the last word EVER, I will continue forever and beat you, that is aferall the nature of this thread you have mistakenly started contributing to. The point of this thread is to be beaten, I know you are not used to losing so it will be a hard lesson for you.

!!!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:58:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 02:38:54 AM

I was in reply to alistair, trying to find that video on YouTube that was posted here a LONG while ago where a young man seems to just go to town on a piano in a dark nightclub mashing the keys like a crazy hobo on CRACK, where are some point he also brings his left foot up to mash on the keys.

After searching for 30 mins though, I couldn't find it... I don't suppose anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

I do. Someone also uploaded the person concerned playing the final movement of Alkan's solo Concerto which had to he heard to be disbelieved.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 08:20:11 AM

Well, I tried searching for it and found nothing...      :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 12, 2020, 08:22:28 AM

What the h*ll happened to this thread??? You are discussing MUSIC???

No distraction like that is going to stop me from being the winner you know...

And to get back on track, here's a cute animal picture

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3zPccgRZddU/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on January 12, 2020, 08:46:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 02:38:54 AM

I was in reply to alistair, trying to find that video on YouTube that was posted here a LONG while ago where a young man seems to just go to town on a piano in a dark nightclub mashing the keys like a crazy hobo on CRACK, where are some point he also brings his left foot up to mash on the keys.

After searching for 30 mins though, I couldn't find it... I don't suppose anyone knows which one I'm talking about?

Kentaro Noda, Three Shells.

See also:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 08:50:15 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:55:54 AM

Certainly not! Why? Nils is perfectly capable of making his own decisions whenever he might feel that any require to be made, without any external interference. And who, for that matter, is "us"?...

He's a busy man you have to report a post to moderator for him to pay attention to something here. Obviously you think theres something here that requires attention otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up?

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:55:54 AM

!!!

? ? ?


More importantly, I win... for now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 08:52:09 AM

Quote from: ronde_des_sylphes on January 12, 2020, 08:46:31 AM

Kentaro Noda, Three Shells.

See also:

AHAHAH ronde good one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 09:01:44 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 08:50:15 AM

He's a busy man you have to report a post to moderator for him to pay attention to something here.

Wrong. I have no doubt that he is a busy man but his decisions are not dependent upon reporting. For the record, I have reported nothing to him.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 09:17:06 AM

Quote from: ronde_des_sylphes on January 12, 2020, 08:46:31 AM

And this kids... is what happens when you take drugs.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 09:32:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 09:17:06 AM

And this kids... is what happens when you take drugs.     ;D

Depends on which drugs, though, wouldn't you say?(!)...

For the record, this is the video of which I expressed knowledge earlier.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 12:26:37 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 09:01:44 AM

Wrong. I have no doubt that he is a busy man but his decisions are not dependent upon reporting.

Oh you are the authority ahinton you know exactly how it all goes right lol. You state you havent used the report to moderator function before so how do you know how it all works? That function is there for a reason and you will notice some abusing posts dont get taken down because someone hasnt used that button.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 09:01:44 AM

For the record, I have reported nothing to him.

For the record I don't really care. For the record it is peculiar that you want to mention the moderators ability to edit threads, perhaps you think you are being unfairly treated here.. It's ok, you have to get used to being a loser on this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 03:09:31 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 12:26:37 PM

Oh you are the authority ahinton you know exactly how it all goes right lol. You state you havent used the report to moderator function before so how do you know how it all works? That function is there for a reason and you will notice some abusing posts dont get taken down because someone hasnt used that button.

I know perfectly well why that function is there; I have simply not used it. End of.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 12:26:37 PM

For the record I don't really care. For the record it is peculiar that you want to mention the moderators ability to edit threads, perhaps you think you are being unfairly treated here.. It's ok, you have to get used to being a loser on this thread.

I feel nothing of the kind, nor indeed am I being treated unfairly. I alluded to that facility on the moderator's part purely to illustrate the fact that his use of it does not have necessarily to be prompted by an approach or request from a member. Again, end of - and no one has to "get used to" any such thing.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 03:35:42 PM

I don't know what's happening... all I know is that I have won... again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 03:55:35 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 03:09:31 PM

I know perfectly well why that function is there; I have simply not used it. End of.

You have no experience of how effective it is since you have never used it so you are in a weak position to say "wrong" about my previous post.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 03:09:31 PM

I feel nothing of the kind, nor indeed am I being treated unfairly. I alluded to that facility on the moderator's part purely to illustrate the fact that his use of it does not have necessarily to be prompted by an approach or request from a member. Again, end of - and no one has to "get used to" any such thing.

You mentioned moderator BEFORE any of this. Why do you want to mention that a moderator can edit threads?? You don't do it on every other thread you attend so there must have been a motivation to say so, if you are not going to tell us we fill in the blanks and come to a strong inferred conclusion.

In any case you are a loser to this post and I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 03:57:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2020, 03:35:42 PM

I don't know what's happening... all I know is that I have won... again.

Only for that moment... now all you have is that memory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:07:25 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 03:55:35 PM

You have no experience of how effective it is since you have never used it so you are in a weak position to say "wrong" about my previous post.

Not so; I know what happened about the removal of some posts recently and, frankly, was pleased to see that this had been done.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 03:55:35 PM

You mentioned moderator BEFORE any of this. Why do you want to mention that a moderator can edit threads?? You don't do it on every other thread you attend so there must have been a motivation to say so, if you are not going to tell us we fill in the blanks and come to a strong inferred conclusion.

See the above; the conclusion/s, if any, to which you might or might not come is/are your prerogative alone.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 03:55:35 PM

In any case you are a loser to this post and I win.

As mentioned previously, I am not seeking to compete and, as one cannot win or lose in the absence of such intentional participation, you would appear to be wrong on this as well - not that it is of any consequence, of course.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 05:09:37 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:07:25 PM

Not so; I know what happened about the removal of some posts recently and, frankly, was pleased to see that this had been done.

The abuse hurled at me by that man of many faces account, I didn't even report it it would have been someone else, probably the one who actually expressed disgust at that response towards me. No one posted that my responses to you were being abusive at all.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:07:25 PM

As mentioned previously, I am not seeking to compete and, as one cannot win or lose in the absence of such intentional participation, you would appear to be wrong on this as well - not that it is of any consequence, of course.

Too bad you still lose to this post, so I am not wrong at all and your are mistaken by a wide margin.

Still have not explained why you wanted to mention a moderator edits thread here.

You lose, I win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 05:11:48 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 11, 2020, 06:52:18 PM

I am not seeking to "win" anything here so am not trying to do so. Do be careful, though, unless you're prepared to have the thread edited down...

You came up with this out of the blue without any provocation from anyone else mentioning administrators at all. So stop with this smoke and mirror tactic, why did you mention it? What was your motivation? Do you feel unfairly treated on this thread? You have to get used to being a loser here, see title of thread for the reason.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:48:39 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 05:09:37 PM

The abuse hurled at me by that man of many faces account, I didn't even report it it would have been someone else, probably the one who actually expressed disgust at that response towards me. No one posted that my responses to you were being abusive at all.

I've no idea what you are writing about but, since your responses to me were not abusive, I am unsurprised.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 05:09:37 PM

Too bad you still lose to this post, so I am not wrong at all and your are mistaken by a wide margin.

Wrong on all counts.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 05:09:37 PM

Still have not explained why you wanted to mention a moderator edits thread here.

I have done just that.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 05:09:37 PM

You lose, I win!

No one wins, no one loses.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 06:05:13 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:48:39 PM

I've no idea what you are writing about but, since your responses to me were not abusive, I am unsurprised.

Yes you admit you have no idea what I am writing about because you missed the abuse that was hurled at me, and it was rather distasteful. That is what got the posts deleted since the thread would have been reported to the moderator. That is how posts get removed quite quickly here, you should know that.

So I wonder why you want to mention moderators editing threads.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:48:39 PM

Wrong on all counts.

Nope you have lost again, this reply enforces the fact that you have lost.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:48:39 PM

I have done just that.

So why did you want to mention moderators editing this thread when no one at all in this thread mentioned it before you?

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:48:39 PM

No one wins, no one loses.

You are wrong, as usual. Since it has already been explained to you that you have lost. I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 06:05:13 PM

Yes you admit you have no idea what I am writing about because you missed the abuse that was hurled at me, and it was rather distasteful. That is what got the posts deleted since the thread would have been reported to the moderator. That is how posts get removed quite quickly here, you should know that.

I do not read every post on this forum and so would not be expected to have noticed abuse of you. I regret that you had to put up with this.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 06:05:13 PM

So I wonder why you want to mention moderators editing threads.

Because that is what occurred recently - no more, no less - and not as a conseqeunce of reporting of posts (at least not from me).

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 06:05:13 PM

Nope you have lost again, this reply enforces the fact that you have lost.

For the upmpteenth time, I am not involved in anything that I could win or lose, so I have lost nothing.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 06:05:13 PM

So why did you want to mention moderators editing this thread when no one at all in this thread mentioned it before you?

Repetition.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 06:05:13 PM

You are wrong, as usual. Since it has already been explained to you that you have lost. I win.

I would not dignify that with a response.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2020, 12:16:22 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

I would not dignify that with a response.

Good... then don't respond.



[Well, that was easy]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2020, 02:40:04 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

I do not read every post on this forum and so would not be expected to have noticed abuse of you. I regret that you had to put up with this.

Yes that is why I have explained why you didn't understand what I wrote in one of my previous posts.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

Because that is what occurred recently - no more, no less - and not as a conseqeunce of reporting of posts (at least not from me).

There are a lot of things that occur on the page, it seems peculiar to want to mention moderators editing posts.

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

For the upmpteenth time, I am not involved in anything that I could win or lose, so I have lost nothing.

Maybe you should be careful what threads you interact in? This thread is created for the purpose of winning whether you like that or not. Where there is a winner there will be a loser, no cosolation prizes and attendance certificates! You have certainly lost, already in this thread you have multiple losses, you get used to that. Loser!!! I win!!

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

Repetition.

It is repeated because you repeatedly refuse to answer the question directly. So why did you have to mention moderators editing thread here??

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 06:28:17 PM

I would not dignify that with a response.

You don't have to, when one loses even responding doesn't change the fact that they are a loser. I win! "Last post wins!!!!!"

Responses here wont end anytime soon, I wonder why you like to waste your time on useless threads?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 13, 2020, 06:47:23 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2020, 02:40:04 AM

Yes that is why I have explained why you didn't understand what I wrote in one of my previous posts.
There are a lot of things that occur on the page, it seems peculiar to want to mention moderators editing posts.
Maybe you should be careful what threads you interact in? This thread is created for the purpose of winning whether you like that or not. Where there is a winner there will be a loser, no cosolation prizes and attendance certificates! You have certainly lost, already in this thread you have multiple losses, you get used to that. Loser!!! I win!!
It is repeated because you repeatedly refuse to answer the question directly. So why did you have to mention moderators editing thread here??
You don't have to, when one loses even responding doesn't change the fact that they are a loser. I win! "Last post wins!!!!!"

Responses here wont end anytime soon, I wonder why you like to waste your time on useless threads?

!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2020, 08:41:53 AM

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/204/096/epic-win.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2020, 10:59:41 AM

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/5797a371893fc0b381fa8d1b/1470281864030-AA2XEEI4T4PUE27ZC9NE/Epic_Logo.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2020, 12:11:05 PM

Bah, everything was going well until pp comes along and screws up the page making it fat lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2020, 12:29:51 PM

I'm on a 4K monitor, so I don't see what the 'fat' problem is...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 13, 2020, 04:24:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2020, 12:29:51 PM

I'm on a 4K monitor, so I don't see what the 'fat' problem is...;D

Well, whatever it may or may not be, it doesn't seem to be an example of the old cliché "fat is a feminist issue"...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 13, 2020, 04:30:03 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2020, 08:41:53 AM

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/204/096/epic-win.jpg)

I'd say the age seems about right, but otherwise I think a more correct one would be
(https://childinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cry-baby2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 13, 2020, 04:33:10 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 13, 2020, 04:24:52 PM

the old cliché "fat is a feminist issue"...

Ah yes, as in "does this dress make my ass look fat?', "no dear, your ass does that all by itself".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 13, 2020, 06:15:10 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2020, 02:03:15 AM

You still lose j_tour, you fail and lose so bad, don't worry. I beat you.

That is a complete falsehood. 

I'll have you know my teacher said I can start playing one of the Schubert Impromptus in the next year.

So, I'm winning, but which one should I play? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 13, 2020, 08:05:06 PM

Quote from: gep on January 13, 2020, 04:30:03 PM

I'd say the age seems about right, but otherwise I think a more correct one would be
(https://childinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cry-baby2.jpg)

Indeed but, either way, an example of apparent self-portraiture on the part of the original poster of the first of these might arguably seem to have manifested itself...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 13, 2020, 11:45:47 PM

*Bob is still on the previous page and cannot process large blocks of text or the number of posts since he last posted.*  ::)

(https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/att/site1/20060807/xin_4008030717290451259371.jpg)


(But he still won.)  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 12:40:22 AM

You didn't even manage to win for a solid hour, so Sacha can go back into obscurity from where he lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:08 AM

Quote from: gep on January 13, 2020, 04:30:03 PM

I'd say the age seems about right, but otherwise I think a more correct one would be
(https://childinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/cry-baby2.jpg)

I knew you couldnt resist and respond to me on your alt account :) I consider that a WIN!!! You lose!

Still i wonder where anyone has said REMOVE YOUR POST but you lol! Oh and do edit your location in your profile, that hour discrepancy makes your attempt to say you are from Netherlands look funny. I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:52 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 13, 2020, 08:05:06 PM

Indeed but, either way, an example of apparent self-portraiture on the part of the original poster of the first of these might arguably seem to have manifested itself...

Best,

Alistair

Lol ahinton talking to himself. Ready to go again on a quote battle?? lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:44:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 13, 2020, 06:15:10 PM

That is a complete falsehood. 

I'll have you know my teacher said I can start playing one of the Schubert Impromptus in the next year.

So, I'm winning, but which one should I play?

Don't worry about Schubert, try some Sorabji instead, it will make you feel more like a loser :) ahah

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 05:51:42 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:08 AM

I knew you couldnt resist and respond to me on your alt account :)

Seriously??? Can we confirm he has 2 accounts???

If it makes everyone feel better - I have 2 accounts as well. You see me here as Perfect_Pitch, but I am of course also 'Lostinidlewonder'... so I'll win either way.

And some of you may doubt that... but the seed is planted.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:16:46 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:08 AM

do edit your location in your profile, that hour discrepancy makes your attempt to say you are from Netherlands look funny

gep does indeed hail from the Netherlands; what is "funny" about anyone doing that?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:08 AM

I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

He isn't.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:18:55 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:52 AM

Lol ahinton talking to himself.

Evidently not, as the very fact of your response alone proves.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:52 AM

Ready to go again on a quote battle??

Whilst uncertain of your intended meaning here, the answer is "no", since I have no interest in going into "battle" of any kind.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:44:57 AM

Don't worry about Schubert, try some Sorabji instead, it will make you feel more like a loser :) ahah

It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:22:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 05:51:42 AM

Seriously??? Can we confirm he has 2 accounts???

He has several accounts but only one here.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 05:51:42 AM

If it makes everyone feel better - I have 2 accounts as well. You see me here as Perfect_Pitch, but I am of course also 'Lostinidlewonder'... so I'll win either way.

And some of you may doubt that... but the seed is planted.

Why and how would such a statement make anyone "feel better"? The "seed" that you mention might as well have been planted somewhere in souther Chad...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2020, 07:51:06 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:44:57 AM

Don't worry about Schubert, try some Sorabji instead, it will make you feel more like a loser :) ahah

What? 

What?

%^%@$*# of a &^%&*ing (*&@

I'll have you know I'm packing plenty of meat, young lady!

I even have a life-sized model of a well-known communist stuffed to the brim with luncheon meats and other such from the dumpster out back of a delicatessen!

How dare you besmirch me!

I shall have you brought up on charges!

I am completely not a pastiche of some rage-filled impotent maniac!

For your information!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 08:18:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 14, 2020, 07:51:06 AM

I even have a life-sized model of a well-known communist stuffed to the brim with luncheon meats and other such from the dumpster out back of a delicatessen!

That was over a week ago... that would be rancid by now and possibly oozing.

Ewwwww...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:45:12 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you.

And is it for you to be the arbiter of our interactions? Are you assuming such power? That's not surprising but no one recognises it here but yourself.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:18:55 AM

Whilst uncertain of your intended meaning here, the answer is "no", since I have no interest in going into "battle" of any kind.

Too bad because you will be drawn into it because you can't help but feel the irresitable urge to respond to me and I will only respond back forever to point out your mistakes just like you try to do to others constantly :) 

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:16:46 AM

He isn't.

You are dumb ahinton. Look at GEP profile and yours, you have exactly the same time line but APPARENTLY supposed to be living in different places. Just because you say it isn't so doesn't mean its true, in fact it's totally mistaken.  It's ok you can word salad us as much as you like, we already have made the conclusion and joined the dots. Yes you can now respond that there are no dots to be connected and I am mistaken etc etc, you know the boring responses you usually respond with? HAHA

WIN!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:47:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 14, 2020, 07:51:06 AM

What? 

What?

%^%@$*# of a &^%&*ing (*&@

I'll have you know I'm packing plenty of meat, young lady!

I even have a life-sized model of a well-known communist stuffed to the brim with luncheon meats and other such from the dumpster out back of a delicatessen!

How dare you besmirch me!

I shall have you brought up on charges!

I am completely not a pastiche of some rage-filled impotent maniac!

For your information!

*quickly hides from j_tour



....and wins quietly


p.s i just looked in my pants, not lady. phew

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:45:12 AM

And is it for you to be the arbiter of our interactions? Are you assuming such power? That's not surprising but no one recognises it here but yourself.

Did I suggest anything of the kind? No. Why therefore is this mentioned here? Because you have decided to do so.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:45:12 AM

You are dumb ahinton.

No. I am able to speak.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:45:12 AM

Look at GEP profile and yours, you have exactly the same time line but APPARENTLY supposed to be living in different places.

We do live in different countries. Why is that a matter of interest, let alone concern?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:45:12 AM

Just because you say it isn't so doesn't mean its true, in fact it's totally mistaken.

What is?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:45:12 AM

we already have made the conclusion and joined the dots

Who are "we" and what "conclusion" have "we" made from what and why? - and is it of any real interest and, if so, to whom and why?[/quote]

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:24:45 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 08:47:00 AM

i just looked in my pants

How very interesting...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

ahhh ahinton you want a quote war, so be it :)

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

Did I suggest anything of the kind? No. Why therefore is this mentioned here? Because you have decided to do so.

Well your kibitizing on the sidelines is not welcomed, don't you have enough posts to reply to? Or do you like to make it a habit to "butt into" other peoples discussion and tell them how to behave? lol.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

No. I am able to speak.

See informal definintion of the word, you are unintelligent to the fact that one can see timezones via looking ones profile.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

We do live in different countries. Why is that a matter of interest, let alone concern?

Because your timezones in profiles are EXACTLY the same.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

What is?

That you think that you are not in the same timezones when the profile times show exactly that YOU ARE in the same timezone. Gosh does one have to explain every step of the way for you? lol

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

Who are "we" and what "conclusion" have "we" made from what and why? - and is it of any real interest and, if so, to whom and why?

Is this of any real interest to you or are you just babbling? lol. A number of us here at pianostreet have already made assumptions, if you are unaware of this then it is not my duty to make you aware of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:12:34 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:24:45 AM

How very interesting...

No you can't look ahinton I'm taken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

ahhh ahinton you want a quote war, so be it :)

I do not.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

Well your kibitizing on the sidelines is not welcomed

I have no more idea what "kibitizing on the sidelines" might be or to whom than I have of who it might be that does not "welcome" it, whatever it might be.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

do you like to make it a habit to "butt into" other peoples discussion and tell them how to behave?

If responding to any post constitutes "butting into other people's discussion/s" then most members here do it a lot of the time; how other members behavbe is no concern of mine.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

See informal definintion of the word, you are unintelligent to the fact that one can see timezones via looking ones profile.

I could not care less about such profiles; the fact remains that member gep is based in the Netherlands, I am based in UK and there is an hour's time difference between the two countries.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

Because your timezones in profiles are EXACTLY the same.

That's not down to me.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

That you think that you are not in the same timezones when the profile times show exactly that YOU ARE in the same timezone.

I "think" nothing of the kind; I know that there is an hour's difference between the two, whatever any profile might appear to indicate to the contrary.

Gosh does one have to explain every step of the way for you?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

Is this of any real interest to you

Is what of any interest to me? Timezone differences? I have alreaday said all that there is to say about that.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

A number of us here at pianostreet have already made assumptions, if you are unaware of this then it is not my duty to make you aware of it.

Anyone is entitled to make whatever assumptions they so choose, be they correct or otherwise. I do agree, however, that it is "not your duty" to make me aware of the unspecified assumptions of unspecified other members, so it would be as well for you to refrain from doing so.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I do not.

Actions speak louder than words, looks like you do want a quote war.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I have no more idea what "kibitizing on the sidelines" might be or to whom than I have of who it might be that does not "welcome" it, whatever it might be.

Well you are just going to have to remain confused then aren't you? The way you insert yourself into SOMEONE ELSES discussion is not welcome and trying to tell me what to do in that discussion? Your kibitizing is unwelcomed.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

If responding to any post constitutes "butting into other people's discussion/s" then most members here do it a lot of the time; how other members behavbe is no concern of mine.

You said: It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you
As if I was FORCING him into what he practices, you insert yourself into my conversation with j_tour and try to tell me not to tell him what repertoire to practice. Clearly butting into something where you are not welcomed, clearly butting into a conversation that had nothing to do with you, clearly trying to make it look like im behaving a certain way and offering your way to correct it. This all constitutes you butting into a conversation where you are not welcomed. Unless you want to present this kind of character online, one who likes to butt into conversations and tell others how to behave, well done :)

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I could not care less about such profiles; the fact remains that member gep is based in the Netherlands, I am based in UK and there is an hour's time difference between the two countries.

YOUR TIMES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU READ THAT??? TIME SAME< LOOK AT PROFILES>>> SAME TIMES!!! OMG!!!! lol

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

That's not down to me.

Yet you so arrogantly want to tell me that your timezones are not the same in a previous response to me, let me refresh your memory:

I said: Quote from: lostinidlewonder on Today at 10:41:08 AM
I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

You responded with your misinformation:

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:16:46 AM

He isn't.

Why don't you look at the profile time dates and notice you both are on the same
timeline? Ohhhhh because im right and you are wrong in this instance? You lose, I win!

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I "think" nothing of the kind; I know that there is an hour's difference between the two, whatever any profile might appear to indicate to the contrary.

ohhh ahinton your constant disagreeing with people here has now put you in an illogical situation. I said YOU THINK YOU AND GEP ARE NOT ON THE SAME TIMELINE. And now you response that YOU THINK NOTHING OF THE KIND?????? lol!!!!!! So do you think you are on the same timeline then? This is stupid thinking on your behalf because the time recorded through the internet shows that your time and geps are identical thus you are on the same timeline.

It takes a grown up to admit they are wrong, do you want to admit you are wrong now?

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

Is what of any interest to me? Timezone differences? I have alreaday said all that there is to say about that.

Yes you have and it clearly shows that you are mistaken, but a wide margin. You are Gep are on the exact same timeline and all it takes to confirm this is to check the profiles. No opinion requires, clear facts. If you refuse to believe this then you are simply being irrational on purpose.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

Anyone is entitled to make whatever assumptions they so choose, be they correct or otherwise. I do agree, however, that it is "not your duty" to make me aware of the unspecified assumptions of unspecified other members, so it would be as well for you to refrain from doing so.

You don't have to tell me to refrain from doing so, I need not your permission or approval. So your request to know "WHO ARE WE" is null and void now that you realize that question was stupid of you to ask of me as I will remind you in the quote here below:

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:23:41 AM

Who are "we" and what "conclusion" have "we" made from what and why? - and is it of any real interest and, if so, to whom and why?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

Actions speak louder than words, looks like you do want a quote war.

Assumptions speak louder than either for some, however misplaced they might be.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

Well you are just going to have to remain confused then aren't you?

No.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

The way you insert yourself into SOMEONE ELSES discussion is not welcome and trying to tell me what to do in that discussion?

If by "inserting myself" into a discussion you refer to contributing posts thereto, there would BE no discussion if no one did that! I have no interest in telling you what to do.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

You said: It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you
As if I was FORCING him into what he practices, you insert yourself into my conversation with j_tour and try to tell me not to tell him what repertoire to practice. Clearly butting into something where you are not welcomed, clearly butting into a conversation that had nothing to do with you, clearly trying to make it look like im behaving a certain way and offering your way to correct it. This all constitutes you butting into a conversation where you are not welcomed. Unless you want to present this kind of character online, one who likes to butt into conversations and tell others how to behave, well done :)

After all that repetitive and largely meaningless blether, who else's decision is it as to what repertoire they practice? Of course you're not trying to "FORCE" a member to practice something other than what he might have planned to do, but the motivation behind your suggestion that he practise Sorabji instead of Schubert is at the very least questionable.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

YOUR TIMES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU READ THAT??? TIME SAME< LOOK AT PROFILES>>> SAME TIMES!!! OMG!!!! lol
Yet you so arrogantly want to tell me that your timezones are not the same in a previous response to me, let me refresh your memory:

I said: Quote from: lostinidlewonder on Today at 10:41:08 AM
I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

You responded with your misinformation:
Why don't you look at the profile time dates and notice you both are on the same
timeline? Ohhhhh because im right and you are wrong in this instance? You lose, I win!
ohhh ahinton your constant disagreeing with people here has now put you in an illogical situation. I said YOU THINK YOU AND GEP ARE NOT ON THE SAME TIMELINE. And now you response that YOU THINK NOTHING OF THE KIND?????? lol!!!!!! So do you think you are on the same timeline then? This is stupid thinking on your behalf because the time recorded through the internet shows that your time and geps are identical thus you are on the same timeline.

Your itchy fingers might be better employed at a different kind of keyboard. I have stated and continue to state that I am not responsible for any timelines shown in any profiles here or for the accuracy or otherwise thereof; I have also stated that I am based in UK and gep in the Netherlands which is one hour ahead of UK and, if any profile timeline shows otherwise, that is neither down to me nor does it accord with those facts.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

It takes a grown up to admit they are wrong

You might do well to remember that.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

do you want to admit you are wrong now?
Yes you have and it clearly shows that you are mistaken, but a wide margin. You are Gep are on the exact same timeline and all it takes to confirm this is to check the profiles. No opinion requires, clear facts. If you refuse to believe this then you are simply being irrational on purpose.

Since when have forum profile timelines been guaranteed as representative of actual ones? Either you believe that the Netherlands is on the same timeline as UK (which it isn't) or that gep and I are based in countries that are on the same timeline (which we aren't) - but that's up to you.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

You don't have to tell me to refrain from doing so, I need not your permission or approval. So your request to know "WHO ARE WE" is null and void now that you realize that question was stupid of you to ask of me as I will remind you in the quote here below:

For the record, the extent of my interest as to who "we" might be is proportionate to the specific details thereof that have been provided; go figure.

The question was reasonable to ask to the extent of ascertaining whom you think that "we" might be but, since you have not seen fit or been able to answer it, it's of no material consequence.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 01:38:57 PM

TL;DR

I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 02:05:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 01:38:57 PM

TL;DR

Care to explain that?

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 02:17:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 11:50:47 AM

YOUR TIMES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU READ THAT??? TIME SAME< LOOK AT PROFILES>>> SAME TIMES!!! OMG!!!! lol

Much as the childish manner and matter of expression above hardly merits the trouble, I have just now checked gep's and my own profile.

Gep's shows his location as the Netherlands and a "local time" that is one hour behind the actual local time in that country.

Mine does not show a location (although it is UK) but it shows a local time that is accurate for UK.

In view of this, it would seem that the problem that you appear to have with these profiles and timelines relates to gep's (whose "local time" is an inaccurate reflection of his declared location) rather than to mine (where the "local time" is accurate but no location is mentioned).

This is not something over which I have any control as it is not my forum so, if it bothers you for any reason or none, you know to whom to write.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

Assumptions speak louder than either for some, however misplaced they might be.

Still this quote battle is occuring whether you want to pretend it is or not :P Ask everyone else on pianostreet whats happening between you and me. QUOTE WARSSSSSS lol, well they might call it something .... else... lol. Still the activity uses many quotes and responses to quotes, which is much much quoting :P

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

No.

Yes, since you are not even bothered to look up a definition of a word and instead what to say you don't know what it means when it is VERY easy to go to google and type the word in. So yes you will have to remain ignorant.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

If by "inserting myself" into a discussion you refer to contributing posts thereto, there would BE no discussion if no one did that!

Yeah but there are ways to insert yourself into a convo without looking like a control freak trying to tell someone how to behave and what they can and cant do, i.e: you telling me that I shouldn't tell j_tour what to play while ignoring my motivation for typing exactly what I did.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

I have no interest in telling you what to do.

Yet you tried to when you said: "It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you". A rather unnecessary comment from you trying to tell me what to do.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

After all that repetitive and largely meaningless blether, who else's decision is it as to what repertoire they practice?

When they ask a question about repertoire they get a suggestion, if you want to try and kill that discussion then you are merely butting into a conversation without anyone asking you to and providing useless commentary that no one asked for.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

Of course you're not trying to "FORCE" a member to practice something other than what he might have planned to do, but the motivation behind your suggestion that he practise Sorabji instead of Schubert is at the very least questionable.

I don't feel the need to explain to you what I meant by what I said, you have chosen to interpret it all in your own way and thus come up with a large story all of your own making. That is why I told you to stay out of conversations that have nothing to do with you.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

Your itchy fingers might be better employed at a different kind of keyboard.

My fingers are neither itching or need employment.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

I have stated and continue to state that I am not responsible for any timelines shown in any profiles here or for the accuracy or otherwise thereof; I have also stated that I am based in UK and gep in the Netherlands which is one hour ahead of UK and, if any profile timeline shows otherwise, that is neither down to me nor does it accord with those facts.

Your failure in understanding how ips are used to determine the local times of users here doesn't interst me one bit except for the fact that it explains why you are mistaken and why when you said gep was not on the same timeline as you and it was proven to you that he is, that you don't appreciate that result highlights the fact that you don't appreciate how a used ip is used to determin the local times of users here.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

You might do well to remember that.

I am the one who reminded you of it so of course I remember. So Ill wait for you to apologize for being wrong about the fact that you and gep have the exact same timezone location as proven by the results that can be viewed in each users profile. I can write my location as Jupiter in my profile but I can't edit the time :P

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

Since when have forum profile timelines been guaranteed as representative of actual ones?

Since always.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

Either you believe that the Netherlands is on the same timeline as UK (which it isn't) or that gep and I are based in countries that are on the same timeline (which we aren't) - but that's up to you.

No now you are going further than I bothered about. I am saying you can gep have exactly the same timezone locations which can be viewed via the profiles. You said simple that it was wrong and refused to accept that this information is valid. Now you are trying to question the validity of that information which is totally laughable, are you a programer for bulletin boards? Please explain via the code how it is inaccurate otherwise be quiet.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

For the record, the extent of my interest as to who "we" might be is proportionate to the specific details thereof that have been provided; go figure.

However no one cares what the extent of your interest is, what is important is that you asked for something which was unnecessary to ask for.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 01:34:31 PM

The question was reasonable to ask to the extent of ascertaining whom you think that "we" might be but, since you have not seen fit or been able to answer it, it's of no material consequence.

You already agree that it is not my duty to go into this, so your continual discussion on this is perplexing and of no material consequence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:54:10 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 02:17:07 PM

Much as the childish manner and matter of expression above hardly merits the trouble, I have just now checked gep's and my own profile.

Gep's shows his location as the Netherlands and a "local time" that is one hour behind the actual local time in that country.

Mine does not show a location (although it is UK) but it shows a local time that is accurate for UK.

In view of this, it would seem that the problem that you appear to have with these profiles and timelines relates to gep's (whose "local time" is an inaccurate reflection of his declared location) rather than to mine (where the "local time" is accurate but no location is mentioned).

This is not something over which I have any control as it is not my forum so, if it bothers you for any reason or none, you know to whom to write.

Word salad, all in the end I am right, You and GEp have exactly the same timezone as proven by the information in the profiles. Anything else you say is inconsequential since my interest is rather obvious and you simply want to go further. I have been right all along with what I am saying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 03:23:32 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Still this quote battle is occuring whether you want to pretend it is or not :P Ask everyone else on pianostreet whats happening between you and me. QUOTE WARSSSSSS lol, well they might call it something .... else... lol. Still the activity uses many quotes and responses to quotes, which is much much quoting :P

So who really cares?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Yes, since you are not even bothered to look up a definition of a word and instead what to say you don't know what it means

I have no need to look up the definition of a word with whose meaning I am well familiar - and your sentence seems to have gone walkabouts here...

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

So yes you will have to remain ignorant.

I will have to do nothing of the kind, although we are all ignorant of something.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Yeah but there are ways to insert yourself into a convo without looking like a control freak trying to tell someone how to behave and what they can and cant do, i.e: you telling me that I shouldn't tell j_tour what to play while ignoring my motivation for typing exactly what I did.

I did not say what you should and shouldn't tell him; I merely pointed out whose decision it was as to what repertoire he practised. I referred to your motive in telling him what you did as being questionable, so it had hardly gone unnoticed.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Yet you tried to when you said: "It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you". A rather unnecessary comment from you trying to tell me what to do.

How is stating what is for j_tour  to decide equivalent to telling you waht to do?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

When they ask a question about repertoire they get a suggestion, if you want to try and kill that discussion then you are merely butting into a conversation without anyone asking you to and providing useless commentary that no one asked for.
I don't feel the need to explain to you what I meant by what I said, you have chosen to interpret it all in your own way and thus come up with a large story all of your own making. That is why I told you to stay out of conversations that have nothing to do with you.

Ah so YOU are now trying to tell ME what to do and what not to do AND which conversations have nothing to do with me! That's OK for you, then! How badly cracked is that mirror? , I can't be bothered to wonder

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

My fingers are neither itching or need employment.[/quote
Oh, well that's good, then.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Your failure in understanding how ips are used to determine the local times of users here doesn't interst me one bit except for the fact that it explains why you are mistaken and why when you said gep was not on the same timeline as you and it was proven to you that he is, that you don't appreciate that result highlights the fact that you don't appreciate how a used ip is used to determin the local times of users here.
I am the one who reminded you of it so of course I remember. So Ill wait for you to apologize for being wrong about the fact that you and gep have the exact same timezone location as proven by the results that can be viewed in each users profile. I can write my location as Jupiter in my profile but I can't edit the time :P

I have already stated the facts. The Netherlands is in a different time zone to UK, regarless of what any profile timezone information might tell you. That's a fact.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:53:10 PM

Since always.
No now you are going further than I bothered about. I am saying you can gep have exactly the same timezone locations which can be viewed via the profiles. You said simple that it was wrong and refused to accept that this information is valid. Now you are trying to question the validity of that information which is totally laughable, are you a programer for bulletin boards? Please explain via the code how it is inaccurate otherwise be quiet.
However no one cares what the extent of your interest is, what is important is that you asked for something which was unnecessary to ask for.
You already agree that it is not my duty to go into this, so your continual discussion on this is perplexing and of no material consequence.

However your fingers might or might not be employed, you really do enjoy the sound of them on your keyboard! Well, one supposes that someone has to. You can check for yourself which timezones UK and the Netherlands are in and, if you accept what you find (i.e. that they are in different ones), you have presumably concluded that we are in the same country or in two countries in the same time zone which, as I have stated, is not the case; if you don't accept what you find, I cannot be held responsible. Who cares, anyway?!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 03:27:24 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:54:10 PM

in the end I am right, You and GEp have exactly the same timezone as proven by the information in the profiles. Anything else you say is inconsequential since my interest is rather obvious and you simply want to go further. I have been right all along with what I am saying.

So this forum's profiles are factual on countries timezones and all other information sources as to countries' timezones are false? If that's your belief choice, be my guest. I did mention, incidentally, thatm whereas gep's location is mentioned in his profile, none is mentioned in mine, so you'll have either to take my word for the fact of my UK location or not, as you wish. Not my problem.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 03:23:32 PM

So who really cares?

No one has to care, you just refuse to acknowledge that you are doing it, so I am making you aware of it. You like quote wars??? ahaha

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 03:23:32 PM

I have no need to look up the definition of a word with whose meaning I am well familiar - and your sentence seems to have gone walkabouts here...

Maybe you have to read more carefully? Oh so you are familiar with my words, I wonder where all that confusion came from previously when you said:

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I have no more idea what "kibitizing on the sidelines" might be or to whom than I have of who it might be that does not "welcome" it, whatever it might be.

YOu have no idea what "kibitzing on the sidelines" means. So do you know what the word Kibitiz means? So you know what the meanin of "on the sidelines" means? Surely you can put it all together? Yep, it is not a good idea to insert yourself into a conversation that has nothing to do with you.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I will have to do nothing of the kind, although we are all ignorant of something.

Yes, since you are not even bothered to look up a definition of a word and instead want to say you don't know what it means when it is VERY easy to go to google and type the word in. So yes you will have to remain ignorant.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I did not say what you should and shouldn't tell him; I merely pointed out whose decision it was as to what repertoire he practised.

Yet he asked for an opinion and got one, so your interjection was highly inappropriate and not asked for and totally inappropriate to try and tell me what to do and interfer with what was asked for by j_tour. My response was a good one, you read it in a weak manner and failed to understand the meaning of what I said, you never asked me to elaborate and instead went off on your own interpretation which was unncessary.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I referred to your motive in telling him what you did as being questionable, so it had hardly gone unnoticed.

And yet you did not ask me what I exactly meant by it all instead want to interfer with my communication with j_tour. You should focus your attention on what concerns you, you thought I was being mean to Sorabji and felt the need to respond.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

How is stating what is for j_tour  to decide equivalent to telling you waht to do?

Because if you see I made a suggestion and you said I have no right to suggest anything to him and he should decide for himself, as if you are saying my suggestion should be totally ignored. It is not a good idea to put peoples opinions down especially when it is in a discussion which didn't involve you, it equates to silly sideline kibitzing.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

Ah so YOU are now trying to tell ME what to do and what not to do AND which conversations have nothing to do with me! That's OK for you, then! How badly cracked is that mirror?

Yes because the conversation was between me and j_tour so it belonged to us, you simply butted in saying I have no right to tell j_tour what he should learn and it's up to him not me.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I can't be bothered to wonder

yet you can be bothers to write more unnecessary posts here? I can't be bothered to wonder why :P

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

I have already stated the facts. The Netherlands is in a different time zone to UK, regarless of what any profile timezone information might tell you. That's a fact.

Inconsequential, the fact remains that the timezones are exactly the same in the profiles and there is no hour difference where there should be. I have tested this on many other people from all over the world and all their times are correct.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

However your fingers might or might not be employed, you really do enjoy the sound of them on your keyboard!

To your utter joy I am sure! :)
I find i peculiar that in this thread of quotes you wanted to focus on something you created about how I am using my fingers. This thread of quotes was more interested in this:

You want to tell me that your timezones (you and gep)  are not the same in a previous response to me, let me refresh your memory:

I said: Quote from: lostinidlewonder on Today at 10:41:08 AM
I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

You responded with your misinformation:
Quote from: ahinton on Today at 02:16:46 PM
He isn't.

After some battle you decided to actually look at it and noticed that I was correct that the profiles show that you both have EXACTLY the same timeline. This is all I was pointing out and I am 100% correct.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:16:43 AM

Well, one supposes that someone has to. You can check for yourself which timezones UK and the Netherlands are in and, if you accept what you find (i.e. that they are in different ones), you have presumably concluded that we are in the same country or in two countries in the same time zone which, as I have stated, is not the case; if you don't accept what you find, I cannot be held responsible. Who cares, anyway?!

You are rambling on and on. I am simply interested in the fact that your time zones are EXACTLY THE SAME, even though you are supposed to be living in different zones. That is a basic fact. I am actually laughin so hard now with your total avoidance of this clear fact that is so simple. You are trying to bring in all sorts of things which is inconsequential. It is very very simple. Look at profiles of ahinton and gep, supposed to be in different countries on different time lines yet... what do we have here? wow exactly same timeline!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:45:29 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 03:27:24 PM

So this forum's profiles are factual on countries timezones and all other information sources as to countries' timezones are false? If that's your belief choice, be my guest. I did mention, incidentally, thatm whereas gep's location is mentioned in his profile, none is mentioned in mine, so you'll have either to take my word for the fact of my UK location or not, as you wish. Not my problem.

The website here uses the IP address to identify the location of the users and thus apply the timezones. If you can't understand that go away. It is clear as day the information the profiles are giving us, don't try to word salad this and bring all sorts of other factors into it that no one else is talking about. It is a very very simple situation.

I got last post!! WINNING!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 05:00:50 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

you said:
YOu have no idea what "kibitzing on the sidelines" means. So do you know what the word Kibitiz means? So you know what the meanin of "on the sidelines" means? Surely you can put it all together? Yep, it is not a good idea to insert yourself into a conversation that has nothing to do with you.

Of couse I know what "sidelines are"; I had not encountered previously "kibitzing" and that is perhaps less than surprising as its place appears to be in American English and its origin Yiddish. It is not, however, for you to decide who any conversation has anything to do with - and your use of such a term is not a valid deciding factor in this.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

Yes, since you are not even bothered to look up a definition of a word and instead want to say you don't know what it means when it is VERY easy to go to google and type the word in. So yes you will have to remain ignorant.

No, not ignorant but honest. I told you that I was not familiar with the word and then looked it up.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

Yet he asked for an opinion and got one, so your interjection was highly inappropriate and not asked for and totally inappropriate to try and tell me what to do and interfer with what was asked for by j_tour. My response was a good one, you read it in a weak manner and failed to understand the meaning of what I said, you never asked me to elaborate and instead went off on your own interpretation which was unncessary.
And yet you did not ask me what I exactly meant by it all instead want to interfer with my communication with j_tour.

All nonsense, not least because I stated that it was up to him to decide what repertoire he wasnted to practise and, as I mentioned, your suggestion that he learn some Sorabji instead of Schubert was of questionable motivation.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

You should focus your attention on what concerns you

Oh, I do, believe you me; I do!

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

you thought I was being mean to Sorabji and felt the need to respond.

I didn't say that; I merely questioned why you introduced him into that part of the conversation, especially given what you have said you feel about much of that composer's work.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

Because if you see I made a suggestion and you said I have no right to suggest anything to him and he should decide for himself, as if you are saying my suggestion should be totally ignored. It is not a good idea to put peoples opinions down especially when it is in a discussion which didn't involve you, it equates to silly sideline kibitzing.

How serious a suggestion was it that he try some unspecified Sorabji instead of some Schubert Impromptus?

Yes because the conversation was between me and j_tour so it belonged to us, you simply butted in saying I have no right to tell j_tour what he should learn and it's up to him not me.[/quote]
If it was that private a conversation and you wantged to keep it that way, why did you not use the PM facility to conduct it?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

yet you can be bothers to write more unnecessary posts here? I can't be bothered to wonder why :P

Well, that at least is a relief, however small!

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

Inconsequential, the fact remains that the timezones are exactly the same in the profiles and there is no hour difference where there should be. I have tested this on many other people from all over the world and all their times are correct.

Again, so you are claiming either that Netherlands and UK are in tghe same timezone or that either gep or I cannot be located in the countries that his profile shows and in which I claim to be located?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

To your utter joy I am sure! :)

Not a whole lot of that around here!

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

You want to tell me that your timezones (you and gep)  are not the same in a previous response to me, let me refresh your memory:

I said: Quote from: lostinidlewonder on Today at 10:41:08 AM
I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

You responded with your misinformation:
Quote from: ahinton on Today at 02:16:46 PM
He isn't.

And he isn't.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

After some battle you decided to actually look at it and noticed that I was correct that the profiles show that you both have EXACTLY the same timeline. This is all I was pointing out and I am 100% correct.

In saying that he isn't, I made no mention of profiles; I merely referred to facts and added that the profile timezone information is wrong for gep but not for me.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 03:44:00 PM

You are rambling on and on. I am simply interested in the fact that your time zones are EXACTLY THE SAME, even though you are supposed to be living in different zones. That is a basic fact. I am actually laughin so hard now with your total avoidance of this clear fact that is so simple. You are trying to bring in all sorts of things which is inconsequential. It is very very simple. Look at profiles of ahinton and gep, supposed to be in different countries on different time lines yet... what do we have here? wow exactly same timeline!!!!

For what I seriously hope to be that last time, gep's timezone as shown in his profile is an hour behind his actual one whereas mine is correct for my location even though that location is not shown there. End of.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 06:17:58 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 05:00:50 PM

Of couse I know what "sidelines are"; I had not encountered previously "kibitzing" and that is perhaps less than surprising as its place appears to be in American English and its origin Yiddish. It is not, however, for you to decide who any conversation has anything to do with - and your use of such a term is not a valid deciding factor in this.

Go back and look at what j_tour asked me and how I responded (in a funny way which has still not been elaborated upon), if you are interested I meant that he would feel like a loser trying Sorabji because of its difficulty, not because it is bad music. In any case you really had no right to tell me not to suggest anything to him when he asked me directly for a suggestion (even though i played around with j_tour in a harmless way and you can see his response).

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 05:00:50 PM

No, not ignorant but honest. I told you that I was not familiar with the word and then looked it up.

It took the next response to actually look it up, so you could have looked it up without saying how confused you were and save time in this thread.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 05:00:50 PM

All nonsense, not least because I stated that it was up to him to decide what repertoire he wasnted to practise and, as I mentioned, your suggestion that he learn some Sorabji instead of Schubert was of questionable motivation.

Still he asked me a question and I answered in the way I wanted to, why do you think you have to kibitz your opinion over it?

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 05:00:50 PM

Oh, I do, believe you me; I do!

I suggested your attention in this thread to avoid this: You did not ask me what I exactly meant by it all instead want to interfer with my communication with j_tour. You should focus your attention on what concerns you, you thought I was being mean to Sorabji and felt the need to respond.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 05:00:50 PM

I didn't say that; I merely questioned why you introduced him into that part of the conversation, especially given what you have said you feel about much of that composer's work.

No you didn't question me about that composer at all, your first reaction was to tell me that I can't tell j_tour what works he should learn. Go look at your first response there. It has nothing to do with "why" at all it was a clear YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSSS lol, well not like that it was more like....

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

It is for j_tour to decide what repertoire he practises - not you.

Even after he asked me to suggest something you tell me not to suggest something to him lol.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

How serious a suggestion was it that he try some unspecified Sorabji instead of some Schubert Impromptus?

Obviously not serious, but it would help him notice how losing he is :P Losing in the fact that if have just reached the level to play Schubert Impromptu you pretty much will feel like a loser with no piano skill attempting to play Sorabji. Do you get my humor now? All it required was this question at the start and not trying to tell me how I should interact with j_tour after he asked me a question.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

If it was that private a conversation and you wantged to keep it that way, why did you not use the PM facility to conduct it?

I mean you can JOIN in the conversation but you simply BUTTED in tell me that I cant tell j_tour what to practice even after he actually asked for it! JOIN in the conversation not try to control it you are welcome to that. 

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

Well, that at least is a relief, however small!

It is fun hey :) I enjoy it.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

Again, so you are claiming either that Netherlands and UK are in tghe same timezone or that either gep or I cannot be located in the countries that his profile shows and in which I claim to be located?

It is very simple ahinton stop trying to make it confusing. Go to your profile and go to geps, your timezones are stated as exactly the same. End of story. It is an irrefutable truth and I don't want to discuss anything other than this.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

Not a whole lot of that around here!

Aww come on there is not enough activity here, get your fingers warmed up and get mad typing!

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

And he isn't.

Looking at your profile information and geps will prove otherwise.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

In saying that he isn't, I made no mention of profiles;

That is where you are ignoring what I am saying and creating a situation of your own. I specifically said right at the very start why the profile timezones are the same, if you don't want to mention it that is up to (albeit a silly idea since I made it clear exactly how I was assessing the situation) you but NO ONE did that but yourself.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

I merely referred to facts and added that the profile timezone information is wrong for gep but not for me.

The IP was recorded when registering account so this is the correct time and there is nothing wrong with it.

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 06:20:07 AM

For what I seriously hope to be that last time, gep's timezone as shown in his profile is an hour behind his actual one whereas mine is correct for my location even though that location is not shown there. End of.

For the last time, it doesn't matter that you are saying this it doesnt take away one iota what I have said. Both your timezone in your profiles are exactly the same. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 14, 2020, 06:32:49 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 02:41:08 AM

I knew you couldnt resist and respond to me on your alt account :) I consider that a WIN!!! You lose!

Still i wonder where anyone has said REMOVE YOUR POST but you lol! Oh and do edit your location in your profile, that hour discrepancy makes your attempt to say you are from Netherlands look funny. I wonder why you are on the same timeline as ahinton??? AHHAHAHAAH!!!!

My 'alt' account? Interesting; I have, and always had, but one. Oh, and I do know where I live, by the way. While there has once been a Dutch king on the British throne (or at least, he was a Dutch stadholder married to the British queen of the time), The Netherlands never was part of the United Kingdom, and is not so now. For the record, the UK and The Netherlands are not in the same time zone, and Alistair's is an hour behind mine.

For your information
N51°48’30.613”
E5°10’39.604”


“Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.” (Terry Pratchett; Eric)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 06:45:27 PM

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 06:32:49 PM

My 'alt' account? Interesting; I have, and always had, but one. Oh, and I do know where I live, by the way. While there has once been a Dutch king on the British throne (or at least, he was a Dutch stadholder married to the British queen of the time), The Netherlands never was part of the United Kingdom, and is not so now. For the record, the UK and The Netherlands are not in the same time zone, and Alistair's is an hour behind mine.

You took too long to respond we talking about much other things now. Your times are exactly the same in your profiles which are calculated via your IP. I dunno why this is such a sensitive topic, I am just stating a fact!

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 06:32:49 PM

“Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.” (Terry Pratchett; Eric)

I shake my head at your flippant use of accusing people of mental illness. Quoting someone to express this makes it no better. Pathetic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:13:10 PM

Quote

You took too long to respond we talking about much other things now.

I did not realise it was up to you to decide what I, or anyone, could respond to, or in what timeframe. Oh wait, it's not!

Quote

Your times are exactly the same in your profiles which are calculated via your IP. I dunno why this is such a sensitive topic, I am just stating a fact!

No you are not. I do not care what Alistair's of my profiles say about locations or timezones; you are - at very considerable length and in very rude and ludicrous wording - accusing either Alistair, or me, or us both, of lying (about his/mine/our locations). Not that I care about how lost in idle wording you are, or choose to be, of course. The GPS coordinates I put down are, to quote you, 'stating a fact'. But as you seem to be a flat-earther on the matter, I guess you will not accept facts.

Quote

I shake my head at your flippant use of accusing people of mental illness. Quoting someone to express this makes it no better. Pathetic.

Rush to whatever gramatically shaky conclusion you will, I could not care less. But I would never "accuse" someone of a mental (or any other) illness. I do however "accuse" you of having a diseased way of thinking, for while disease is not a choice, acts are. You must be a treat for those happening to live within earshot of you. I've known the like..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 07:16:22 PM

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:13:10 PM

No you are not.

No I am not what? Talking about more than just the time but you are not bothered to read everything.

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:13:10 PM

I do not care what Alistair's of my profiles say about locations or timezones; you are - are very considerable length and in very rude and ludicrous wording - accusing either Alistair, or me, or us both, of lying (about his/mine/our locations).

I just mentioned that your timezone and his are identical where there should be a difference because you are supposed to live in different areas. What ever you want to think about that is up to you. I have simply mentioned something I saw that was peculiar, and I have my own thoughts about that. Where is the evidence of rudeness?? there is nothing of the sort! You are just feeling perhaps scared that there is so much written, yes that sounds right. Does it make you feel unsafe? lol

Here is even a quote from ahinton who mentions I am not being rude to him:

Quote from: ahinton on January 12, 2020, 05:48:39 PM

I've no idea what you are writing about but, since your responses to me were not abusive, I am unsurprised.

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:13:10 PM

Rush to whatever gramatically shaky conclusion you will, I could not care less. But I would never "accuse" someone of a mental (or any other) illness. I do however "accuse" you of having a diseased way of thinking, for while disease is not a choice, acts are. You must be a treat for those happening to live within earshot of you. I've known the like..

You must have little ability to read, why don't you quote what I wrote and mention what you thought was gramatically shaky if it bothers you so much to mention?
Your quote of the novel is clearly showing this disrespect for mental illness. Can you explain why you posted such a quote then? I will love to see how you talk your way out of this. I have a diseased way of thinking ahah, can you please elaborate and tell me why! I would love to hear it.

So you think disease of the mind has nothing to do with mental illness? Are you crazy??? lol. Go ahead hurl your insults at me, I haven't done it to you, it makes your position very weak.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:34:18 PM

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mention what you thought was gramatically shaky?

Let me correct on that. From what I saw of your writings (insofar as parts of it merit such name; and no, I did not read it all) it's largely all shaky in every possible way.

Quote

I have simply mentioned something I saw that was peculiar,

Which would have taken one line rather than acres of keyboard SCREAMING!!!!!!!!. You might have mentioned the fact, asked how such could be if the persons concerned do live in different time zones, and perhaps someone here could have explained.

Quote

Are you crazy???

"I shake my head at your flippant use of accusing people of mental illness. Quoting someone to express this makes it no better. Pathetic."
There are mental illnesses, which are diseases of the mind. Something different from diseased ways of thinking.

Logging out now; sleep tight, and do dream of all your victories.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 07:42:18 PM

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:34:18 PM

Let me correct on that. From what I saw of your writings (insofar as parts of it merit such name; and no, I did not read it all) it's largely all shaky in every possible way.

Your point being? I am discussing with ahinton and he seems to respond on the same topic. If you can't follow it you know you can simply scroll past it all.

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:34:18 PM

Which would have taken one line rather than acres of keyboard SCREAMING!!!!!!!!.

Why should you care, this is a Last post wins thread, the game is to win, and I beat you many times already! I can go on and on about the time as long as necessary, if you don't like it, remember the scroll button? Use it! So good! ahha.

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:34:18 PM

You might have mentioned the fact, asked how such could be if the persons concerned do live in different time zones, and perhaps someone here could have explained.

I like to express things in my own way, it creates more discussion. Your way is boring for me. If you don't like my style then remember the manta... I CAN I CAN I CAN SCROLL PAST THIS! lol.
 

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:34:18 PM

There are mental illnesses, which are diseases of the mind. Something different from diseased ways of thinking.

This is the Gep dictionary not the offical one. Disease of the mind means mental illness, clear and simple, now you have learned something so losing to my post shouldn't feel too bad now.

Quote from: gep on January 14, 2020, 07:34:18 PM

Logging out now; sleep tight, and do dream of all your victories.

Oh sweet sweet winning victory, how i love the taste of it, tastes like salty tears, so so salty.


WIN!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:03:20 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 14, 2020, 07:42:18 PM

Your point being? I am discussing with ahinton and he seems to respond on the same topic. If you can't follow it you know you can simply scroll past it all.
Why should you care, this is a Last post wins thread, the game is to win, and I beat you many times already! I can go on and on about the time as long as necessary, if you don't like it, remember the scroll button? Use it! So good! ahha.

I like to express things in my own way, it creates more discussion. Your way is boring for me. If you don't like my style then remember the manta... I CAN I CAN I CAN SCROLL PAST THIS! lol.
 This is the Gep dictionary not the offical one. Disease of the mind means mental illness, clear and simple, now you have learned something so losing to my post shouldn't feel too bad now.

Oh sweet sweet winning victory, how i love the taste of it, tastes like salty tears, so so salty.


WIN!!!!!

More bovine excrement, of which you seem to have unlimited quantities, but at least you now appear to have someone else to whom to - er - do something with it...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 11:46:18 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 02:05:36 PM

Care to explain that?

Nope. I've already gone into quote wars with other users... right now I can't be bothered. Seems like Lost, Gep and ahinton are getting their flirt on with each other... so I'll just interject every now and then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 11:48:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 11:46:18 PM

Nope. I've already gone into quote wars with other users... right now I can't be bothered. Seems like Lost, Gep and ahinton are getting their flirt on with each other... so I'll just interject every now and then.

Not at all, at least as far as I am concerned!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 11:49:35 PM

Can I ask - why do you sign EVERY post with your name?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 02:25:47 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 14, 2020, 09:03:20 PM

More bovine excrement, of which you seem to have unlimited quantities, but at least you now appear to have someone else to whom to - er - do something with it...

There is never enough people I welcome as many as possible but if they feel angry they should use that SCROLL button and just scroll past it all. The quality of my post only reflects who I am dealing with :) I'm glad I have triggered your "bovine extremement" simile response!!! Peculiar again you want to BUTT INTO a conversation I am having with someone else, I guess you enjoy that kind of activity since you have done it a number of times in this thread already.

BTW I win guys, you all lose!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 02:40:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2020, 11:49:35 PM

Can I ask - why do you sign EVERY post with your name?

Yeah and usually people say ALL THE BEST, or BEST WISHES etc not just BEST. lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 02:44:13 AM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/28/article-urn:publicid:ap.org:952d7ae739274643b402fd68b3fa7e2e-2PsVknwrsxd63828aae48743e5f9-29_308x185.jpg)
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
I WIN I WIN I I WIN

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 15, 2020, 04:44:37 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 02:44:13 AM

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/12/28/article-urn:publicid:ap.org:952d7ae739274643b402fd68b3fa7e2e-2PsVknwrsxd63828aae48743e5f9-29_308x185.jpg)
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
I WIN I WIN I I WIN

This is a thing
(https://izismile.com/img/img12/20191220/gifs/daily_gifdump_3228_06.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 04:50:24 AM

A poo brick.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 15, 2020, 08:22:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 02:25:47 AM

There is never enough people I welcome as many as possible but if they feel angry they should use that SCROLL button and just scroll past it all. The quality of my post only reflects who I am dealing with :) I'm glad I have triggered your "bovine extremement" simile response!!! Peculiar again you want to BUTT INTO a conversation I am having with someone else, I guess you enjoy that kind of activity since you have done it a number of times in this thread already.

BTW I win guys, you all lose!

!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2020, 08:23:48 AM

Erm... epic cheat guys, hit the 'End' button and get straight to the bottom in a flash.

No wonder I'm winning at this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 15, 2020, 08:50:39 AM

Your win is very short lived, hope you enjoyed it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2020, 10:01:04 AM

I did.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 15, 2020, 11:17:58 AM

*Bob still doesn't know what's going on in the thread anymore, but he found another meme-ish pic.*  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/hso9g6wdnva41.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 15, 2020, 02:19:40 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 15, 2020, 11:17:58 AM

*Bob still doesn't know what's going on in the thread anymore, but he found another meme-ish pic.*  ::)

(https://i.redd.it/hso9g6wdnva41.png)

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/B0cGS8SHGBT-png__700.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2020, 02:31:04 PM

Don't a lot of those cultures... eat cats?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2020, 05:22:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2020, 02:31:04 PM

Don't a lot of those cultures... eat cats?

I eat cats.  The planet Melmac's labor force has grown strong and insuperable thanks to the lean protein provided by the dainty, snack-sized creatures.

I also learned all of Nancarrow's player piano works on a short vacation while using a blend of nootropics, sometimes called crack cocaine, as well as with the aid of a magnetic pulse helmet constructed of common products found in the average home kitchen.

But my teacher says I won't be ready for one of the Schubert impromptus for another year. 

I'm very disappointed, because I was really expecting some serious replies in this very scholarly thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 15, 2020, 07:23:54 PM

Seriously...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 12:28:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 15, 2020, 05:22:46 PM

I'm very disappointed, because I was really expecting some serious replies in this very scholarly thread.

This thread has become it's own type of quirky since you showed up... your rantings about meat parcels that look like Stalin are most concerning...



(Sorry about the Schubert thought).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2020, 12:31:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 12:28:20 AM

This thread has become it's own type of quirky since you showed up... your rantings about meat parcels that look like Stalin are most concerning...



(Sorry about the Schubert thought).

I am the Devil, here to do the Devil's business.

I am also glad Schubert's dead.  He would be way too old now.  The meat would not be good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 02:01:39 AM

Were you serious about not being able to learn the Schubert Impromptus or was that just to try and gather some sympathy?

If you were serious - keep at it, the Schubert Impromptus are lovely and well worth working towards.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 16, 2020, 05:41:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 02:01:39 AM

Were you serious about not being able to learn the Schubert Impromptus or was that just to try and gather some sympathy?

Maybe some Unfinished Sympathy?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 05:59:38 AM

Oh dear... that was a terrible pun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2020, 07:48:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 05:59:38 AM

Oh dear... that was a terrible pun.

Yes, it was.  Assume the position. 

No, I wasn't serious about the Schubert!  I've liked reading the Op. 90 one in Eb, and much of the Winterreise cycle, and some other stuff.  I don't need to do any more with him right now.

Schubert was a fat little man, though, and I find that unacceptable in a composer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 16, 2020, 11:47:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2020, 02:31:04 PM

Don't a lot of those cultures... eat cats?

*Bob wonders what the dogs are eating, then what the cats are eating, didn't actually watch the whole video, and thinks the thread is now moving too fast.*

*... and wonders if Nils put the new youtube tag or lack of in just for him.... * ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2020, 11:58:50 PM

Yeah - I was wondering why the YouTube button had disappeared.

Not that it stops me, but it was rather handy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2020, 12:07:45 AM

*Bob needs to let his win marionette more.*

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT8qB4zwrPC0JK33Z6/giphy.gif?cid=790b76118a24bdf207ac185af936d4fbd04781f4b1846a98&rid=giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2020, 12:15:12 AM

You didn't even get a 10 minute win...

...and I hate Marionettes... they're creepy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2020, 01:26:18 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 17, 2020, 02:24:41 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 17, 2020, 01:26:18 PM

Perhaps deceased French parrots are less "creepy" than marionettes:

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2020, 03:02:45 PM

This is one thread you can't win Alistair.

I'm just going to keep posting in this forum and just ignore anything Alistair says from now on...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 17, 2020, 04:32:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2020, 03:02:45 PM

This is one thread you can't win Alistair.

I'm just going to keep posting in this forum and just ignore anything Alistair says from now on...

Be my guest. Do as you wish. I'm not trying to "win" anything here. I merely responded to another post.

That said, this seems to be one message that you can't get, perfect_pitch...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 17, 2020, 07:44:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2020, 03:02:45 PM

This is one thread you can't win Alistair.

I'm just going to keep posting in this forum and just ignore anything Alistair says from now on...

I really like how you keep on proving the human variety of these is so infinitely more boring.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2020, 08:51:16 PM

Mmmmm.

I can't find an image to express my reminiscences.

Of those fine days on whites sand beaches, topless, wearing aviator glasses, playing volleyball, and pumping my fist in exaltation over a fair win at the game of Top Gun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 17, 2020, 08:59:35 PM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/XbPFv2ihC3rRm/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2020, 09:25:03 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/HzSNLf5/index.jpg)

You're welcome.

Regards,

J_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2020, 11:20:29 PM

I miss snow - here in Perth, it never snows.    ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2020, 12:58:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2020, 11:20:29 PM

I miss snow - here in Perth, it never snows.    ???

You say, Iceman! 

But you never told me the results of your comparative analysis of Messiaen, Krenek, and Sorabji's harmonies!

You fiend!

 I challenge you to a duel! 

A sword fight, you unworthy cretin!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2020, 01:03:50 AM

Cheers, and warmest regards,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 18, 2020, 02:45:27 AM

Signing your name at the end of a post is an automatic loss since it is illogical to use it since your user name is clearly displayed automatically when posting.  ;D .... Wel... not really... but it still clearly has lost to this response which can't be beaten..... so far.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2020, 03:03:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 18, 2020, 02:45:27 AM

Signing your name at the end of a post is an automatic loss since it is illogical to use it since your user name is clearly displayed automatically when posting. 

I absolutely agree...

Best,

Perfect





 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 18, 2020, 03:12:43 AM

(https://img.favpng.com/1/25/4/emojipedia-facepalm-iphone-world-emoji-day-png-favpng-JhNWzwZPm8cJvZR1JhFN2KcWn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2020, 07:03:53 AM

There's no crying in piano!

Warm regards,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2020, 07:14:52 AM

It's more dramatic if you can get rid of the transparent background.

(https://i.ibb.co/5TYZpB1/hiclipart-com.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2020, 08:35:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2020, 07:14:52 AM

It's more dramatic if you can get rid of the transparent background.

No it isn't. 

It still sucks like a Hoover what had teeth.

Cordially,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2020, 09:33:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2020, 08:35:23 AM

It still sucks like a Hoover what had teeth.

Somewhere in the world, there's an English tutor who felt a shiver down their spine upon you posting that.

Respectfully,

Perfect

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2020, 09:47:54 PM

https://i.imgur.com/sd15NVu.mp4



Cheers,
Bob?  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 02:03:09 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/jpLWfOY.jpg)

I'm so glad not to be one of those people.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 02:16:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 02:03:09 AM

I'm so glad not to be one of those people.    ;D

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.  How's a supposed to know it be from you and yourn?

Also is that a potato head figure supposed to be my wife? 

I ought a come learn you some things about manners, boy.

Supposed to be a civilized thread and such like, what with the fancy talk and musical goings on. 

Regards,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2020, 03:54:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2020, 07:03:53 AM

There's no crying in piano!

pcryingano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 07:04:50 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2020, 03:54:10 AM

pcryingano.

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong. And while you probably thought you were clever in saying that, I'm going to again stick this here while you ponder your mistake:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 02:03:09 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/jpLWfOY.jpg)

And J_Tour... yes, it is. Also...

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 02:16:14 AM

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.

What in the F@#$ happened there? Did you brain forget to install the 'English Language' function today?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2020, 07:20:12 AM

if you have potatoes make potato...ade.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 08:52:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 07:04:50 AM

What in the F@#$ happened there? Did you brain forget to install the 'English Language' function today?

No, I think I got the Strine function and the American function confused.

And whatnot. 

Where's my kangaroo scrotum purse, you horse's fundament?  I got some nice ladies I need to impress and my talking and playing and such isn't doing so much these days.

(https://i.ibb.co/crqxTTH/OIP-Xm-VOJp-V2f-V-JP3li-V5tow-Ha-Es.jpg)

Cheers,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 10:38:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 08:52:49 AM

Where's my kangaroo scrotum purse, you horse's fundament?  I got some nice ladies I need to impress and my talking and playing and such isn't doing so much these days.

(https://i.ibb.co/crqxTTH/OIP-Xm-VOJp-V2f-V-JP3li-V5tow-Ha-Es.jpg)

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo? I'm also pretty sure that I told you that if you want a scrotum purse, then you had to do it yourself? You think every Aussie has a whole bunch of kangaroos in their backyard that we can mutilate just so you can increase your chances of getting laid from 0% to 1%?

(https://i.imgflip.com/wck6n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2020, 03:09:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 10:38:43 AM

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo?

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 19, 2020, 04:43:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 10:38:43 AM

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo?

By "their", you mean "they're" - but anyone who's not a fan of the banjo is likely to incur the wrath of member Thal (though whether that will be a whole day of wrath - as in Dies Iræ, lately of no small amount of interest on this forum - I cannot say)...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 08:07:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 10:38:43 AM

I take it their not a fan of the Banjo

They love it!  All hipster chicks of breeding age love the banjo.  Especially those of inbreeding age.  The Scruggs style demonstrated is very exciting to them.

Quote

I'm also pretty sure that I told you that if you want a scrotum purse, then you had to do it yourself?

But I don't know how to sew leather without breaking needles, also is difficult.

Quote

You think every Aussie has a whole bunch of kangaroos in their backyard that we can mutilate just so you can increase your chances of getting laid from 0% to 1%?

Sure!  Kangaroos, and dingos.  Everywhere!  But I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson.  You have to best it in a round of boxing.  All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos.  It is a fact.

What is this 0% horsecrap?  I'll have you know ... oh ... well, I sometimes get pretty close to tricking a woman into coming home with me.

Oh. 

Well, never mind about that.  It's all in the pursuit. 

With hearty greetings and best wishes,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 10:49:25 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2020, 03:09:07 PM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Well........ sh*t. I must have been very tired. Anyway, MOVING ON!!!

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 08:07:37 PM

I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson.  You have to best it in a round of boxing.  All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos.  It is a fact.

I ain't a bogan. It's like been called a 'hick' or a 'yokel'.

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 08:07:37 PM

They love it!  All hipster chicks of breeding age love the banjo.  Especially those of inbreeding age.  The Scruggs style demonstrated is very exciting to them.

But I don't know how to sew leather without breaking needles, also is difficult.

Sure!  Kangaroos, and dingos.  Everywhere!  But I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson.  You have to best it in a round of boxing.  All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos.  It is a fact.

What is this 0% horsecrap?  I'll have you know ... oh ... well, I sometimes get pretty close to tricking a woman into coming home with me.

The use of Benzodiazepine doesn't count.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2020, 04:35:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2020, 10:49:25 PM

I ain't a bogan. It's like been called a 'hick' or a 'yokel'.

I wasn't calling you a bogan, just saying that all bogans are constantly drunk and picking fights with kangaroos.

Surely you could try it as an anthropological experiment.

And thus secure me the scrotum of a kangaroo, and have a Sheila sew it up into something nice.

Quote

The use of Benzodiazepine doesn't count.    ;D

Utter tosh.  The ladies love it.  And what they don't know can't hurt them.  It's just that the slack-jawed drooling from the mouth does nothing for their appearance.

Cheers,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2020, 08:25:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 20, 2020, 04:35:32 AM

Surely you could try it as an anthropological experiment.

And thus secure me the scrotum of a kangaroo, and have a Sheila sew it up into something nice.

I am NOT getting you a kangaroo scrotum. You can get it yourself. I'm sure the Black market has one somewhere... heck, people are trying to smuggle things like that in their suitcase.

Quote from: j_tour on January 20, 2020, 04:35:32 AM

Utter tosh.  The ladies love it.  And what they don't know can't hurt them. 

What is it they say... (I know I'm going to regret saying this) but as the old joke goes...

4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape.



(I'm going to hell, aren't I???)

Wait, I don't believe in religion... I'm all good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2020, 05:26:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2020, 08:25:57 AM

I am NOT getting you a kangaroo scrotum. You can get it yourself. I'm sure the Black market has one somewhere...

I thought all the kangaroos and koalas are already roasted...no worry about drop bears any more...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2020, 05:45:59 PM

Quote from: outin on January 20, 2020, 05:26:39 PM

I thought all the kangaroos and koalas are already roasted...no worry about drop bears any more...

Somehow that's not the first thing I think of when I think of the term "bush meat."

You people are most uncivilized, not signing your posts.  Shameful!  Sad, really.

Best wishes for a productive first quarter, incentivizing and leveraging the core competencies of the team,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2020, 06:54:48 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 20, 2020, 05:45:59 PM

You people are most uncivilized, not signing your posts.  Shameful!  Sad, really.

I'm not signing anything without consulting my lawyer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2020, 09:40:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 20, 2020, 05:45:59 PM

You people are most uncivilized, not signing your posts.  Shameful!  Sad, really.

Best wishes for a productive first quarter, incentivizing and leveraging the core competencies of the team,

j_tour

I did it ironically just to annoy a certain someone on the forum... now I can't be arsed because I don't want to end up like them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 20, 2020, 10:40:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2020, 09:40:08 PM

I did it ironically just to annoy a certain someone on the forum

Did you succeed?

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 20, 2020, 11:51:37 PM

*Bob watches everyone else... losing.*  :P

(https://aaugh.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2015-03-31-at-5.45.00-PM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2020, 12:22:31 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 20, 2020, 10:40:11 PM

Did you succeed?

I like to think so. That's all that matters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 02:59:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2020, 12:22:31 AM

I like to think so. That's all that matters.

Who said this? Is that you perfect_pitch?? I'm uncertain since you didn't sign your name at the end. Who wrote this post??? ARRRGGGG!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2020, 03:24:02 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 02:59:31 AM

Who said this? Is that you perfect_pitch?? I'm uncertain since you didn't sign your name at the end. Who wrote this post??? ARRRGGGG!!!!

Absoleffinglutely gosh darn right.

And what about best wishes, or warm regards?

This is not a civilized thread!

Yours very sincerely, and with deepest regrets,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2020, 05:22:46 AM

You're all gone mad...I'll get you committed and then be the last man standing (figuratively) and win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 06:16:25 AM

Quote from: outin on January 21, 2020, 05:22:46 AM

You're all gone mad...

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2020, 06:43:16 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 06:16:25 AM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Dammit f&** sh&&^.

I was going to do that one.

F&^** sh*&^ mo&^*f&^&er &**.

Sh&^^ b&^^& f&&*( dammit.

Your undying fealty is due, from your faithful servant,

j_pommie_ponce_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 06:44:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2020, 12:22:31 AM

I like to think so. That's all that matters.

To you, perhaps...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2020, 08:07:49 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 06:16:25 AM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

I like how this is catching on... chances are you'll all drive each other bat-sh*t crazy and eventually give up in frustration.

Then I'll win. Alistair doesn't have a chance in hell of winning. I refuse to sign my name any more - it says my user name to the left of this message... if you can't figure out who wrote it, then you have much bigger problems in the world.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 08:59:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2020, 08:07:49 AM

Alistair doesn't have a chance in hell of winning.

It's very difficult for anyone to win anything when they are not endeavouring to do so.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 11:33:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2020, 06:43:16 AM

Dammit f&** sh&&^.

I was going to do that one.

Ok next one is yours ahahh :)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2020, 08:07:49 AM

I like how this is catching on... chances are you'll all drive each other bat-sh*t crazy and eventually give up in frustration.

;D We need more errors!!! ahah

Quote from: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 08:59:27 AM

It's very difficult for anyone to win anythng when they are not endeavouring to do so.

A few years of endeavouring in this thread though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 11:35:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 11:33:17 AM

A few years of endeavouring in this thread though.

Perhaps so, albeit not from me.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 11:47:44 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 11:35:40 AM

Perhaps so, albeit not from me.

That makes more sense since your last post was: It's very difficult for anyone to win anythng when they are not endeavouring to do so.

which seemed like you were speaking for more than just yourself :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 11:56:09 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 11:47:44 AM

That makes more sense since your last post was: It's very difficult for anyone to win anything when they are not endeavouring to do so.

which seemed like you were speaking for more than just yourself :P

I never speak or endeavour to speak for anyone else, but what I wrote would apply as much to anyone else as it does to me.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 12:00:10 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 11:56:09 AM

I never speak or endeavour to speak for anyone else, but what I wrote would apply as much to anyone else as it does to me.

I guess we can get a list of all the people who have posted on here and see who is endeavouring to win, there are a few of us so I guess what you write doesn't apply as much to them. For what you write will apply for a certain group of those who don't want to post in this thread, those who post may have no choice in the matter that they are trying to win due to the nature of this thread being "Last post wins", so certainly anyone who posts here has had a win in this post. The intensity of their motivation to post here whether it can be called an "endeavour" or any other lesser intensity may apply to all who post here whether they wish it to or not since the nature of this thread is to Win.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 21, 2020, 01:40:11 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2020, 06:16:25 AM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Oh, nothing went wrong...just trying to fit in better with the crowd ;)

Then again, you're right, that's not in line with me going to win. Us winners are a lonely bunch...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 12:47:56 AM

Quote from: ahinton on January 21, 2020, 08:59:27 AM

It's very difficult for anyone to win anything when they are not endeavouring to do so.

If you're not endeavouring to win, then why do you keep trying???

Actually, you don't need to answer that if you don't want to... and if you do - I won't read it anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: yewtree on January 22, 2020, 01:53:31 AM

Quoted by, J-tour.
''Utter tosh.  The ladies love it.  And what they don't know can't hurt them.  It's just that the slack-jawed drooling from the mouth does nothing for their appearance''.

Cheers,

j_tour
[/quote]


It is obvious you don't  associate  with or know proper  'ladies'.   I'm sure they would run a mile from putrid  foul mouthed beasts such as the likes as you. 


.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2020, 02:23:36 AM

Quote from: yewtree on January 22, 2020, 01:53:31 AM

It is obvious you don't  associate  with or know proper  'ladies'.   I'm sure they would run a mile from putrid  foul mouthed beasts such as the likes as you. 

Why yes, my good lord, it is rare that I meet a proper lady.

I have neither the breeding nor experience to pursue such lofty, delicate creatures.

With warm regards,

j_ponce_iii, esq.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 04:14:55 AM

Yewtree... your attempts at flattery upon J_Tour are noted, but I doubt you have the stamina and fortitude to keep up with him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2020, 04:39:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 04:14:55 AM

Yewtree... your attempts at flattery upon J_Tour and noted

I'm fixing to just leave that one there and see which you did and whatnot that happened with that.

Cheers,

j_ponce

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 05:11:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 22, 2020, 04:39:02 AM

I'm fixing to just leave that one there and see which you did and whatnot that happened with that.

There are migrants to this country that have mastered the English language, far better than the quoted text above...

Plus, quotes don't prove a damn thing. For example:

Quote from: j_tour on January 22, 2020, 05:13:19 AM

I J_Tour officially declare that Perfect_Pitch should rightly win this thread. His fortitude and constant vigilance on staying the last poster in this thread makes him a worthy foe that I could never beat in my wildest dreams. Well done Perfect_Pitch... you magnificent beast. I dream that one day I may be half the magnificent man you are

You said it... not me.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 05:12:38 AM

Also...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 05:14:30 AM

Also... I just wanted to be the 10,000th post on this thread.

I WIN!!!

(https://veronicaspantry.com.au/wp-content/uploads/BalloonBorder-1024x576.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 22, 2020, 05:24:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 12:47:56 AM

If you're not endeavouring to win, then why do you keep trying???

I don't.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 12:47:56 AM

Actually, you don't need to answer that if you don't want to

I am well aware of that.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 12:47:56 AM

and if you do - I won't read it anyway.

Your choice. Not my problem.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2020, 05:40:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 05:11:06 AM

Plus, quotes don't prove a damn thing. For example:

Quote from: pitched_prefect

I've always wondered if my dear friend Alistair — and, yes, I do wish him all the very best — would consider carving a pedestrian wooden tool, such as an axe handle, and sand it finely enough they I might sit on it every morning and thank my secular provider for this marvelous excitement.

You said a wonderful thing.

Best,

j_bongrip_pommie

(https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-57b2a9b929e55844841f13ff084b8322)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 08:59:08 AM

No offence, but the words 'Dear Friend' and 'Alistair' have never been uttered out of my mouth in the same sentence, nor entered into a thread.

Meh - the faking a quote thing has already gotten old.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2020, 09:07:14 AM

It's from someone named pitched_prefect :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 09:41:00 AM

I know... who the hell is this arsehole 'pitched_prefect' who thinks he can win this thread.

Guarantee it'll be the last we hear of him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 22, 2020, 11:15:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 09:41:00 AM

I know... who the hell is this arsehole 'pitched_prefect' who thinks he can win this thread.

Guarantee it'll be the last we hear of him.

Be that as it may, he/she is clearly not a member of this forum, a fact which presumably speaks for itself...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 11:56:59 PM

I can't believe I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th poster on this thread.

I aim to be the 20,000th poster as well... assuming you all think you can keep up with me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 23, 2020, 12:30:49 AM

*And then Bob brought treats for everyone in the thread.*   ::)  It's high quality.

(https://i.redd.it/rcvzsvbo8dc41.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2020, 01:28:04 AM

Bob... you can't just get rid of your tainted cat milk like that - have some pride in yourself; whoring yourself out on the internet through a cheap internet advert.

You need to be out there - get a little table and yell as a vendor on the side streets, like they do in the old Italian towns.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2020, 06:16:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2020, 11:56:59 PM

I aim to be the 20,000th poster as well... assuming you all think you can keep up with me.

Well...I aim to win way before you reach that number...might not be that difficult after seeing the headlines from down there...

"Funnel-web spiders: 'bonanza' of sightings expected due to hot and wet weather"
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/bd927dd00774042dae2417ca036d450f3eb6f3c3/0_175_5200_3122/master/5200.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=fc9da25400a6982f14a047ecaa1e964a)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2020, 11:21:54 PM

Quote from: outin on January 23, 2020, 06:16:09 AM

Well...I aim to win way before you reach that number...might not be that difficult after seeing the headlines from down there...

"Funnel-web spiders: 'bonanza' of sightings expected due to hot and wet weather"

They're that big - you can see them a MILE away.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on January 24, 2020, 05:26:07 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/xjXiAYN.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2020, 09:29:56 AM

And then...

https://i.imgur.com/hu6pH4z.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2020, 10:48:22 AM

Well... to add a bit of positivity to this thread, I found this.

(https://i.imgur.com/VVBKqtN.jpg)

[Edit: I HATE the embedding rules on this page]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2020, 11:30:40 PM

Stop reading my diary, fool!

(https://i.ibb.co/mDh9n77/MBTI-joke.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2020, 11:33:58 PM

Is that some sort of character layout from D&D???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2020, 02:22:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2020, 11:33:58 PM

Is that some sort of character layout from D&D???

I don't know.  What's a D&D?  Like some mad and uncool thing from the Pacific islands?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2020, 03:28:26 AM

These personality tests are BS...I never killed a rodent!

Oh damn...another memory failure...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2020, 04:47:11 AM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2020, 03:28:26 AM

These personality tests are BS...I never killed a rodent!

Oh damn...another memory failure...

I was not at all surprised by the results of your examination.

Dispatching rodents and other species by hand is an advanced lesson. 

One which I hope you never have to encounter. 

Best,

j_

(https://i.ibb.co/q9znFNn/MBTI-sex-cart.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2020, 05:08:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2020, 04:47:11 AM

Dispatching rodents and other species by hand is an advanced lesson. 

One which I hope you never have to encounter. 

It is something that I have encountered many times, but always tried to do it with as little distress and pain as possible...and I do not find any special pleasure in it.

I wonder where you find yourself on that scale...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2020, 05:51:36 AM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2020, 03:28:26 AM

I never killed a rodent!

I've had to. I had a couple in the roof, and unfortunately the mouse trap didn't fully kill him, so I had to introduce him to doctor foot.

I don't feel bad about it though, the little f@#$ers were keeping me up at night.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2020, 05:57:03 AM

What!!?? No cat??

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/25/37/38/253738e665f6fa4649ddaa51c7c14fcc.jpg)

TBH my "official results" on this BS used to be controversial...I guess depending on which one of my multiples got the upper hand...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2020, 04:00:02 PM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2020, 05:57:03 AM

What!!?? No cat??

It's hairier than a fish taco.  But it's pretty good. 

Best regards,

j_

(https://i.ibb.co/QFQjcdV/ta.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2020, 04:19:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2020, 04:00:02 PM

It's hairier than a fish taco.  But it's pretty good. 

(https://i.ibb.co/QFQjcdV/ta.jpg)

I don't want hair on my plate...

(https://www.felinest.com/images/cat-photoshop-25.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: mrcreosote on January 25, 2020, 04:48:26 PM

Gates and Zuckerberg:  proof that evil can succeed.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2020, 10:48:22 AM

Well... to add a bit of positivity to this thread, I found this.

(https://i.imgur.com/VVBKqtN.jpg)

[Edit: I HATE the embedding rules on this page]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2020, 08:07:23 PM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2020, 04:19:54 PM

I don't want hair on my plate...

(https://www.felinest.com/images/cat-photoshop-25.jpg)

I hope they stuffed it with peeled mice before serving.  Much like an egg-laying hen, the cat should be used for mousing before it is finished being plumped up.

The rosemary sprigs and studded garlic about the body are indeed one of the signs of the traditional preparation, so I assume the cavity was stuffed with a few peeled mice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2020, 01:24:30 AM

Sometimes, it's comments like that, that make me grateful that you don't live in my country.

You're a little weird J_Tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 26, 2020, 08:02:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2020, 01:24:30 AM

Sometimes, it's comments like that, that make me grateful that you don't live in my country.

You're a little weird J_Tour.

I try to appreciate different cultures:  the classic preparation of cat includes serving it with the head on.  For some uncultivated Westerners, it may be unfamiliar, but I respect tradition.

But, yes, I have killed two mice with snap traps in the past few months.  I didn't take any especial pleasure in the act, but it's good practice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2020, 01:04:22 AM

Okay - serious question J_Tour... every single time I've set up the old traditional mouse traps:

(https://www.wyongproduce.com.au/assets/thumbL/RMWMOUSETRAP.jpg)

The mice have managed to pick the damn thing clean pretty much EVERY TIME, without setting it off. Have mice gotten to the point where they're too smart to fall for this type of trap?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2020, 02:02:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2020, 01:04:22 AM

Okay - serious question J_Tour... every single time I've set up the old traditional mouse traps:

(https://www.wyongproduce.com.au/assets/thumbL/RMWMOUSETRAP.jpg)

The mice have managed to pick the damn thing clean pretty much EVERY TIME, without setting it off. Have mice gotten to the point where they're too smart to fall for this type of trap?

Yeah, I always thought mice were pretty dumb, compared to rats, but they seem to have their moments of insight.

My recipe is a bit of animal fat (bacon grease, chicken fat, things like that), studded with a few morsels of a crumbled sweet pastry, like bits of a cookie/biscuit.

But then, I've only caught/killed two, so I'm not an expert.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 27, 2020, 05:29:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2020, 01:04:22 AM

The mice have managed to pick the damn thing clean pretty much EVERY TIME, without setting it off. Have mice gotten to the point where they're too smart to fall for this type of trap?

Are the mice getting smarter or the humans more stupid?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2020, 11:25:02 PM

Quote from: outin on January 27, 2020, 05:29:11 AM

Are the mice getting smarter or the humans more stupid?

Have you BEEN on YouTube lately??? It's amazing what gets millions of views these days.

I maintain that if you don't have millions of views on your videos, then either your intellectual, have talent... and aren't willing to debase yourself like some of the other monkeys on the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2020, 01:59:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2020, 11:25:02 PM

Have you BEEN on YouTube lately??? It's amazing what gets millions of views these days.

I maintain that if you don't have millions of views on your videos, then either your intellectual, have talent... and aren't willing to debase yourself like some of the other monkeys on the internet.

I once ate some dog feces for the lulz. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2020, 03:12:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2020, 01:59:32 AM

I once ate some dog feces for the lulz.

And did anyone film it??? If not, you missed an opportunity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2020, 04:32:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2020, 11:25:02 PM

Have you BEEN on YouTube lately??? It's amazing what gets millions of views these days.

I almost never watch YT videos. Except for music performances of course.

I am disappointed in you however...spend less time polluting your head with trash and THINK. Don't want mice around? Just get a cat or two! And no, cat videos won't do the trick...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2020, 09:18:20 AM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2020, 04:32:48 AM

Just get a cat or two!

And have them shed, scratch and piss on everything I own? That sounds worse than the mice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2020, 10:48:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2020, 09:18:20 AM

And have them shed, scratch and piss on everything I own? That sounds worse than the mice.

Cats are easily trained to behave and there's the hairless version!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gep on January 28, 2020, 06:43:56 PM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2020, 10:48:37 AM

Cats are easily trained to behave and there's the hairless version!

Cats easily learn how to get their own way.

 I MISS MY CAT!

By the way, peanut butter works a treat on mice, but if you have them in some dark nook (I recall one swift one behind a big closet), putting down a plastic bag with the opening in front of the route of the mouse (mice scent and then keep to their tracks) might help too; the mentioned one sat in one such bag within minutes of placing it, with the cat, put there in an earlier attempt to get the mouse, sound asleep next to it.

Yes, there are hairless cats. I'm sure they are nice, but sad too; they need to be kept warm and bathed to get the skinfat, that would normally go into their fur, of them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2020, 01:43:13 AM

Quote from: gep on January 28, 2020, 06:43:56 PM

they need to be kept warm and bathed to get the skinfat, that would normally go into their fur, of them.

That's a very feminine trait.

"Bathe the Skinfat" could be a good movie title or a band name.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 01:46:50 AM

Okay, while a hairless cat might not shed - they look as ugly as sin.
And if you are trying to prove to me that cats can be trained...

Quote from: gep on January 28, 2020, 06:43:56 PM

I think this proves... Cats are arseholes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 29, 2020, 04:07:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 01:46:50 AM

Okay, while a hairless cat might not shed - they look as ugly as sin.
And if you are trying to prove to me that cats can be trained...

I think this proves... Cats are arseholes.

They might be, but that does not mean they cannot be trained. Stupid owners will let them have the upper hand like in the video. If I tell my cats no they will abide because they know I am the boss cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 02:05:28 PM

Quote from: outin on January 29, 2020, 04:07:37 AM

If I tell my cats no they will abide because they know I am the boss cat.

Sure... all they do is wait till your asleep and then tear out your jugular.

Yeah... cats are nothing but adorable little fluffballs...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 29, 2020, 02:12:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 02:05:28 PM

Sure... all they do is wait till your asleep and then tear out your jugular.

Presumably that fate has yet to befall outin, however, otherwise he would no longer be able to contribute to this or any other thread...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 02:22:41 PM

I can't believe I have to go back to work in less than a week... I was so enjoying the summer holidays.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2020, 05:53:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 02:22:41 PM

I can't believe I have to go back to work in less than a week... I was so enjoying the summer holidays.

Get back into the bush and put out those damned fires, you fancy lad! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2020, 06:05:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2020, 02:22:41 PM

I can't believe I have to go back to work in less than a week... I was so enjoying the summer holidays.

Summer? In January? You people really are upside down, aren't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2020, 01:33:13 PM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2020, 06:05:18 AM

Summer? In January? You people really are upside down, aren't you?

Hey - we have an excuse to drink beer on Christmas day... and that's usually because it's 43 degrees celsius and bloody SWELTERING!!!

It's not that bad. Plus, when I fly to Scotland to visit family at Christmas, it's always icy cold and a great way to escape the summer heat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on January 30, 2020, 03:17:59 PM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2020, 06:05:18 AM

Summer? In January? You people really are upside down, aren't you?

No; he's based in Western Australia, as his profile demonstrates and j_tour's response earlier today indicates.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2020, 03:29:53 PM

Quote from: ahinton on January 30, 2020, 03:17:59 PM

No; he's based in Western Australia, as his profile demonstrates and j_tour's response earlier today indicates.

Exactly!

(https://images.theconversation.com/files/210960/original/file-20180319-104699-xbeltm.png?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=1000&fit=clip)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2020, 03:53:26 PM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2020, 03:29:53 PM

Exactly!

(https://images.theconversation.com/files/210960/original/file-20180319-104699-xbeltm.png?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=1000&fit=clip)

That image makes me confused in the brain.

But now I understand.

Not a pommie, but forever your best,

j_to

(https://i.ibb.co/kqmcV9R/JUGGLER-sm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 12:14:04 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2020, 03:29:53 PM

(https://images.theconversation.com/files/210960/original/file-20180319-104699-xbeltm.png?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=1000&fit=clip)

HA... take that, you flat-earther weirdos.

I knew the earth was spherical.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 04:48:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 12:14:04 AM

HA... take that, you flat-earther weirdos.

I knew the earth was spherical.

Is it? 

There have been ancient aliens showing me that the proper exit from a sphere is s straight line which can form the rock of a square lime.

Sometimes I wonder.  Which direction, indeed! 

I applaud the resolve and pluck of all involved in this grass-roots effort to turn this jungle into a holy space, filled with decorum and at turns the heavenly songs of angels and the shrieks of the battle-tested cherubim.

(https://i.ibb.co/m4JZYmQ/ORGNIST-sm.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Rc2rM1L)

I'm with you always, dear fellows,

j_ponce_iii_esq

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 05:28:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 04:48:19 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/m4JZYmQ/ORGNIST-sm.jpg)

And whenever a student makes a mistake... is that when Jesus was off somewhere else making a cuppa???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 08:00:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 05:28:24 AM

And whenever a student makes a mistake... is that when Jesus was off somewhere else making a cuppa???

I'm glad you asked.

This is what happens when students make mistakes:

(https://i.ibb.co/7jmjc7N/bad-student.jpg)

With you always, best,

twinkle toes mcpommie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 08:30:35 AM

Okay - this is just getting sad now. Do they have a picture of Jesus in front of every single possible life situation???

sh*t... they do.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b9/f4/19/b9f4190e1883ba6a529dfcba618b6672.jpg)

BLOODY HELL!!!

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/e0/54/50e054e6bb9613bf27d7b2b4856619ab.jpg)

Christ, this is getting sadder and sadder by the minute.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f2/57/33/f257338a36655cb0ca8177777d63f0a6.jpg)

Oh this is a little creepy...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/89/86/9689869d9111e312c07b402d8f2e3d05.jpg)

Nope... I stand corrected. THIS:

(https://jesus-withyoualways.com/images/STUDENT_.jpg)


(https://www.nicepng.com/png/detail/447-4474060_hd-shocked-face-transparent-oh-my-gosh-clipart.png)





...is creepy. Oh and the best bit, apparently Jesus told him to draw them.

Quote

Larry’s extraordinary talent came to him at the age of 50, when he woke from a dream with a clear message telling him that he must dedicate years of his life to creating these drawings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 10:21:45 AM

I like the student one reading the book.  Those bluejeans fit her cotch very well.  And yet she's a lady.

My favorite is the

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/COOK__.jpg)

Good old hit it from behind, and flick the button to hot.

What's scary is the Jeebus person looks exactly like a musician friend of mine — AFAIK he's not religious (in fact, I think I'm the only person in my peer cohort who attends mass, although I'm not exactly a true believer). 

Get strong, ye brethren! 

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/BODYBUILDER_.jpg)

It is the best! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 10:38:05 AM

Let's get some words of wisdom from a decorated Atheist:

(https://inews.co.uk/images-i.jpimedia.uk/imagefetch/https://inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/1.jpg)

Ahhh... good ol' Ricky Gervais; tells it like it is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 11:26:24 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/3vfL3M9/Screenshot-from-2020-01-31-03-22-20.png)

Best,

tool_using_pommie_git

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 11:41:19 AM

This made my day:

(https://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the-15-funniest-tweets-we-read-this-week.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 31, 2020, 11:58:26 AM

When one belief requires to ridicule another belief to exist. Take that away and see its value.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2020, 03:08:32 PM

Creepy indeed... if some weirdly dressed bearded guy started stalking me like that I'd hire an exorcist asap!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 08:31:50 PM

I agree, Ricky Gervais's nasty little beard makes his mouth look like a vag with some kind of infection.

(https://i.ibb.co/jvrCrWD/Regan-From-Exorcist.jpg)

With you always,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2020, 11:17:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 08:31:50 PM

I agree, Ricky Gervais's nasty little beard makes his mouth look like a vag with some kind of infection.

Maybe, but he's one of the most honest people on the planet. Not often you see that in celebrities.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2020, 11:37:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2020, 08:31:50 PM

I agree, Ricky Gervais's nasty little beard makes his mouth look like a vag with some kind of infection.

Seen a lot of those, have you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2020, 04:07:16 AM

Quote from: outin on January 31, 2020, 11:37:54 PM

Seen a lot of those, have you?

OK, that was a good one.

Actually, no, I've never had the good fortune.  One did give me a sore on my johnson that lasted quite a while, but it wasn't a noticeably diseased specimen, hers. 

I'm proud to say I'm symptom-free now!

Llllllladies....that's right! 

Asymptomatic since 1994,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 01, 2020, 07:05:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2020, 04:07:16 AM

OK, that was a good one.

Actually, no, I've never had the good fortune.  One did give me a sore on my johnson that lasted quite a while, but it wasn't a noticeably diseased specimen, hers. 

I'm proud to say I'm symptom-free now!

Llllllladies....that's right! 

Asymptomatic since 1994,

j_t

Unless...it's gone to your head! That would explain a lot...

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Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2020, 04:02:23 PM

Quote from: outin on February 01, 2020, 07:05:57 AM

Unless...it's gone to your head! That would explain a lot...

Syphilis in the brain?  That would be awesome!  Like, famous people had that and stuff.  Like maybe even some composers and stuff, probably.

I'm with you always,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on February 01, 2020, 05:21:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2020, 04:07:16 AM

One did give me a sore on my johnson that lasted quite a while

Over here in UK, we have a Johnson who is himself a sore, although I hope that he won't last a while...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2020, 06:45:40 PM

Quote from: ahinton on February 01, 2020, 05:21:15 PM

Over here in UK, we have a Johnson who is himself a sore, although I hope that he won't last a while...

Best,

Alistair

See?  That's pretty clever.  I chuckled a small amount, anyway.

And he signs his posts, like a real gentleman.

With you always,

jt

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 02:24:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2020, 06:45:40 PM

And he signs his posts, like a real gentleman.

Are you saying people who don't sign their posts aren't gentlemen???

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/f4/a2/d1f4a2dde8e5196da7377526e840099d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2020, 03:47:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 02:24:31 AM

Are you saying people who don't sign their posts aren't gentlemen???

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/f4/a2/d1f4a2dde8e5196da7377526e840099d.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/TWbBT0W/catmeal.jpg)

With you always,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2020, 06:30:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2020, 03:47:59 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TWbBT0W/catmeal.jpg)

You however must be a good person (even if nuts). We should all recycle more to save the environment!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 06:50:48 AM

Quote from: outin on February 02, 2020, 06:30:48 AM

We should all recycle more to save the environment!

I know a great way to help reduce paper wastage...

Tell all those wankers who deliver junk mail catalogues to your mailbox to f@#$ off!!!



No more junk mail, far less paper being thrown out and ending up in landfill.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2020, 07:48:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 06:50:48 AM

I know a great way to help reduce paper wastage...

I make two paper wastages every morning in the terlet better than that crap in my mailbox.

FFS, one out of about fifty pieces of mail is something I actually want or (inclusive, wedge) is actually addressed to me.

Even my bank sends me trash, when I specifically told them to do it all electronically.

And the mail carrier is a effing tool. 

I'm with you always,

j_tour

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2020, 09:32:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 06:50:48 AM

I know a great way to help reduce paper wastage...

Tell all those wankers who deliver junk mail catalogues to your mailbox to f@#$ off!!!



No more junk mail, far less paper being thrown out and ending up in landfill.

Yep!
(https://media.sitra.fi/2017/09/20171540/Reiska-21-25_25-eng-1.jpg)

I get almost no paper mail anymore...not even bills...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 11:52:45 PM

I got a couple of pamphlets from Jehovahs witnesses once in my mailbox, despite the No Junk mail being clearly posted on it.

Got the address of their centre off the mail, stuck the mail through the shredder about 10x and then proceeded to head to their headquarters, greeted the lovely nutjobs there and dropped it all over their desk; told them they could have their junk mail back.

Walked out of there feeling very good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2020, 12:31:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2020, 11:52:45 PM

I got a couple of pamphlets from Jehovahs witnesses once in my mailbox, despite the No Junk mail being clearly posted on it.

Got the address of their centre off the mail, stuck the mail through the shredder about 10x and then proceeded to head to their headquarters, greeted the lovely nutjobs there and dropped it all over their desk; told them they could have their junk mail back.

Walked out of there feeling very good.

That's pretty impressive.  Plus they're all like hippies and Jesus freaks, so they have to turn the other cheek.

I opened the front door some years ago to a couple of young, attractive women doing some religious thing...not sure which Xian sect they were all about.  Usually saying "I'm Catholic" causes the bible-thumpers to recoil in horror, and ends the conversation, but they were pretty cool.  I showed them my Latin Vulgate edition of the New Testament and we compared some passages (that's fun for me to see how things are translated).  It was kind of an amusing way to spend a few minutes.

And never forget:

I'm with you, always,

j_t

P.S.  May you all have a blessèd day observing the feast of the presentation of the lord.  God bless you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2020, 03:58:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2020, 12:31:02 AM

I showed them my Latin Vulgate edition of the New Testament and we compared some passages (that's fun for me to see how things are translated). 

I told them I read daily from the Necronomicon... never saw them again...

Don't know what happened???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 03, 2020, 04:22:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2020, 03:58:51 AM

I told them I read daily from the Necronomicon... never saw them again...

Don't know what happened???

There's a reason why I never react to the doorbell...it's either someone selling (religious folks included) or begging and I do not buy or give, so better not waste anyone's time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2020, 04:31:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2020, 03:58:51 AM

I told them I read daily from the Necronomicon... never saw them again...

Don't know what happened???

Showing them a peek inside a trashbag full of dead mice, and pointing to a chicken in a cage might do it.

Pulling the Psalter (Liber psalmorum) from the pocket and reading some of the tasty bits would just be a fun addition.  Yes, I often carry that little book in my pocket if I have to kill some time, but the flat black cover with only the title written in white script probably does its job at scaring away some of the rebel Anglo-Teutonic sectarians.

Or, pulling a Mossberg 500 12 gauge shotgun down off its rack, with no cartridge in the chamber, and racking the slide before opening the door.  (Yes, that's likely what part of my tax refund is going to this year).

Or, pressing the button on the mixer to solo the SM57 on a desktop mic stand to amplify crude messages of doom cribbed from the movie The Exorcist would do. 

With you always,

jt

ETA No, I'm not always Vulgate-toting:  some of the Universal-Bibliothek Reclam formats are good, like a good one of Ingeborg Bachmann, or even Goethe's Faust II, and some tiny editions of tales from Conrad.  American publishers really don't have anything comparable in portable format.  The French have many excellent publishing houses, but even then, they haven't mastered the ultra-miniature format. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2020, 06:37:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2020, 04:31:24 AM

Showing them a peek inside a trashbag full of dead mice, and pointing to a chicken in a cage might do it.

Yeah, but I don't have a trashbag full of dead mice.

The Doom messages mixed with music from the exorcist though - that's beautiful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 03, 2020, 10:52:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2020, 06:37:33 AM

Yeah, but I don't have a trashbag full of dead mice.

The Doom messages mixed with music from the exorcist though - that's beautiful.

But that might be a copyright violation...

Maybe I should ask them in, put on one of my weird faces, roll my eyes, sit on the piano and play them Alkan's La chanson de la folle au bord de la mer...or Scriabin 6 would be even better if I could pay it...some trashbags and an axe by the piano would be a nice addition ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2020, 10:41:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2020, 06:37:33 AM

Yeah, but I don't have a trashbag full of dead mice.

Yeah, but you could acquire one.  A trip to a pet shop, ask for about a hundred frozen mice.  Say it's for your pet snake, or your brother-in-law, or whatever.

ETA

Almost forgot to be a gentleman!

With you always,

jt

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2020, 09:49:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2020, 10:41:24 PM

A trip to a pet shop, ask for about a hundred frozen mice.  Say it's for your pet snake

Meh - I'd rather use that money for prostitutes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 04, 2020, 06:29:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2020, 09:49:17 AM

Meh - I'd rather use that money for prostitutes...

(https://i.ibb.co/YZFfWMy/ho.jpg)

You're right:  cocaine and dead mice it is, then.

With you always,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2020, 09:05:07 AM

I feel like this is one of the Pokemon games...

Quote from: j_tour on February 04, 2020, 06:29:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/YZFfWMy/ho.jpg)

"A wild Zebrataur appears..."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2020, 09:17:29 AM

(https://i.redd.it/oah432t8tze41.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2020, 12:29:57 PM

I gotta get me one of them... do you just dial 1-800-HONEY   ?!?

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2020, 05:33:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2020, 12:29:57 PM

I gotta get me one of them... do you just dial 1-800-HONEY   ?!?

 ;D

You don't have to open the dialer app on your phone, or whatever you people use.

Just apply honey liberally.

(https://i.ibb.co/YhgZQxj/hunn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2020, 10:21:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2020, 05:33:51 PM

You don't have to open the dialer app on your phone, or whatever you people use.

Just apply honey liberally.

(https://i.ibb.co/YhgZQxj/hunn.jpg)

Tried that... got a visit from him:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/d/d1/306.jpg)



Now, I need a bloody lawyer...    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2020, 05:55:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2020, 10:21:38 AM

Tried that... got a visit from him:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/d/d1/306.jpg)



Now, I need a bloody lawyer...    >:(

Woah, man, that like blew my mind.  Giant sexual harrassment pandas are capable of unspeakable acts of horror and savagery.  They're the Col. Kurtzes of the animal kingdom. 

They've been known to ingest large amounts of dextromethorphan and roam various theme parks in search of prey.

They put the "pal" in palpate.

And, like me, they are With you always,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2020, 12:19:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2020, 05:55:48 PM

And, like me, they are With you always

That makes you sound like you're in some bush outside my residence...

...ready to stalk me when I leave the house.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2020, 06:16:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2020, 12:19:16 AM

That makes you sound like you're in some bush outside my residence...

...ready to stalk me when I leave the house.

I'm with you always, in the bush, watching the pies,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2020, 01:55:09 PM

Is this how you spend your day J_Tour - watching people with their legs stretched out, cleaning their balls???

The insight into your mind is getting creepy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2020, 05:58:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2020, 01:55:09 PM

Is this how you spend your day J_Tour - watching people with their legs stretched out, cleaning their balls???

The insight into your mind is getting creepy...

Not just watch.  It's also how I roll.

Nobody messes with the Jesus.

Best regards,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2020, 02:25:06 AM

Well... according to one pastor - Jesus hates us.

https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/offbeat/australian-bushfires-a-sign-that-asteroid-will-destroy-earth-in-10-years-ng-b881453723z

Why the hell they used the ramblings of a pastor to make a news article about it though is beyond me.

(For those who aren't Australia, the above link isn't a real news page)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 09, 2020, 03:03:21 AM

Pastor Thomas Thorn needs a kick in the head I think. He obviously is ignoring that the end will come like a thief in the night and that NO ONE knows the time, his literal reading of the bible is bothersome too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 09, 2020, 03:28:01 AM

I like that guy.  Thomas Thom:  It's like twice the Aquinas, so he must be twice as good.

Reminds of Charles Manson in his early years, before he sold out and went commercial.

He's likely a personal advisor to Scott Morrison in things like bible studying and stuff, probably, right?

I'm with you always, forever, and ever,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 09, 2020, 05:14:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 09, 2020, 03:28:01 AM

He's likely a personal advisor to Scott Morrison in things like bible studying and stuff, probably, right?

In Australia politicians all write a few ideas out on a scrap of paper and it all gets put into a hat. Some cheat and tear out pages with writing on it already, sometimes it makes sense.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2020, 10:33:23 PM

It's a shame that Trump is so incompetent, that the news is focusing on him.

Scott Morrison however could be Trumps successor in ineptitude.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on February 09, 2020, 11:18:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2020, 10:33:23 PM

It's a shame that Trump is so incompetent, that the news is focusing on him.

Scott Morrison however could be Trumps successor in ineptitude.

Not so much a successor as a contemporary, but otherwise I agree - and then there's the egregious Mr Johnson...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 10, 2020, 04:13:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2020, 10:33:23 PM

It's a shame that Trump is so incompetent, that the news is focusing on him.

Scott Morrison however could be Trumps successor in ineptitude.

Yeah, well, actually it's effing great some TV show person is in the hot seat in the USA:  his vice-president is closer to some jackass bible-thumper. 

I mean, Mike effing Pence is some corn-shucking piece of crap bible-class POS.

I'd rather have effing Trump for another four years than some cornholing piece of garbage like that bible-thumper in office.

At least Trump doesn't give a ess.  Everyone knows:  like in an electrical diagram, just add an inverter or shift some bubbles around and (oh...OK, a "bubble" would be a shortcut in diagrams for inverting a signal from, say, high to low, or on to off).

But some maniac.  Trump is easy:  just break the bar and flip the sign.  At least he's a heathen.

/* ETA More like that a**hole is that "special little guy" in a workplace about whom nobody thinks or talks.  A little indigo child.  Flame-on Oz or Pence are far more dangerous, since they pretend to be literate, despite their heretical, turncoat ways.*/

/*EETA No, I'm not defending that Teabagging piece of trash, just that the enemy one knows is easier to predict and, ultimately, control.  In the US, the true enemy are the anglophiles, with their bizarre sects brought over from some of the islands north of Europe.  The lowest point in the history of the North American colonies was not Cortés, but rather the anglo Colonialists' defeat of New France.*/

//Forgot to be a gentleman

With you always, and always with my best, best regards,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2020, 12:13:20 PM

You know what... you're right. Just when I think we have it bad - the US always has some bone-fide dumbarse screwing things over far worse than the Aussies ever could.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 10, 2020, 02:08:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2020, 12:13:20 PM

You know what... you're right. Just when I think we have it bad - the US always has some bone-fide dumbarse screwing things over far worse than the Aussies ever could.

Well, I wouldn't go that far.  i'd say you all managed to survive being on an island, but there are some problems there.

Canada and the US have had some serious problems, what with the English and all. 

Lots of hockey and so forth. 

Loathing in NA,

j_t

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 10, 2020, 11:48:02 PM

*Bob wanders back in but doesn't know what's going on.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2020, 04:44:02 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 10, 2020, 11:48:02 PM

*Bob wanders back in but doesn't know what's going on.*

I would not worry about it

Here, do a cat thing about this:

 (https://i.ibb.co/0DL4v1c/main-qimg-8f567519968d8a1fcf3f167ca709576f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2020, 09:52:12 AM

Imagine posting that - thinking that only your friends and family will see it...

Oh how the internet is wild.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2020, 06:54:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2020, 09:52:12 AM

Imagine posting that - thinking that only your friends and family will see it...

Oh how the internet is wild.

Yeah.  I'm starting to think some netizens have a combination of pathological impulsiveness and some form of dementia.

But I wouldn't know anything about that.

Salutations, oh, eff it, I'm not signing jack ess anymore.  It could be evidence used against me by my many enemies, but more likely, it's just stupid and boring.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Besides everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2020, 08:29:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 11, 2020, 06:54:43 PM

Salutations, oh, eff it, I'm not signing jack ess anymore.  It could be evidence used against me by my many enemies, but more likely, it's just stupid and boring.

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.  How's a supposed to know it be from you and yourn?

I ought a come learn you some things about manners, boy.

Supposed to be a civilized thread and such like, what with the fancy talk and musical goings on.



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2020, 05:17:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2020, 08:29:06 AM

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.  How's a supposed to know it be from you and yourn?

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2020, 10:59:53 AM

I love the irony of this, because... this:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2020, 08:29:06 AM

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.  How's a supposed to know it be from you and yourn?

Was from YOUR post almost a month ago:

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2020, 02:16:14 AM

I did not see you what didn't sign your post.  How's a supposed to know it be from you and yourn?

Also is that a potato head figure supposed to be my wife? 

I ought a come learn you some things about manners, boy.

Supposed to be a civilized thread and such like, what with the fancy talk and musical goings on. 

You're right... see if you can figure out where you went wrong.

(https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/423543/screenshots/2104864/win_epic.png)

Ahhhh... it feels so good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2020, 05:06:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2020, 10:59:53 AM

I love the irony of this, because... this:

Was from YOUR post almost a month ago

Well, you can just tuck that neck back in, mister man.

I didn't see a signature on that post. 

Who will be the 11000th poster in this thread? 

Exactly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 13, 2020, 11:50:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 11, 2020, 04:44:02 AM

I would not worry about it

Here, do a cat thing about this:

 (https://i.ibb.co/0DL4v1c/main-qimg-8f567519968d8a1fcf3f167ca709576f.jpg)

*Bob is confused for a second.  Bob is in low power mode here lately.*

But I still win... :p


And here.  I found it.

(https://blognews.test.am/static/news/b/2018/03/529317.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2020, 09:11:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 13, 2020, 05:06:54 PM

Who will be the 11000th poster in this thread? 

Not you... that's for sure. And anyway, who cares about who is 11,000th.

11K is a rather crappy number. Holding the 10Kth feels pretty damn good... and I'll make sure I take the 20Kth post as well in years to come.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2020, 05:33:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2020, 09:11:19 AM

11K is a rather crappy number. Holding the 10Kth feels pretty damn good... and I'll make sure I take the 20Kth post as well in years to come.

11 is a mo&^%&ing PRIME number, mo&^^*@er! 

10?  10 is nothing.  10 is the base of a useless logarithmic function.  10 is the number of fingers most women have.  All real men have fewer complete digits, explained by injuries caused by fighting cats of prey, or firing into the jungle while battling communism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2020, 11:16:15 PM

10 is almost the entire basis on which our world revolves around - it is the base for our ability to count, our currency, measuring volume length and time.

You don't like the Decimal system? Tough. You're just pissed because you weren't the 10011100010000th poster.

And I will claim the 100111000100000th post as well. Don't you worry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2020, 06:14:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2020, 11:16:15 PM

10 is almost the entire basis on which our world revolves around - it is the base for our ability to count, our currency, measuring volume length and time.

Is it? 

What about the harmonic series, or pints of ale?

Some avant-garde British composers probably disliked both those as much as you.

Common factor:

Respect for the imperial Crown of the motherland.

Best,

j_pommie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2020, 01:37:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2020, 06:14:46 AM

What about the harmonic series, or pints of ale?

Who the bloody hell uses the imperial system of measurement nowadays??? (I mean, apart from the weirdo Americans).

The world has moved on from inches, ounces and pints.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on February 15, 2020, 03:39:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2020, 01:37:42 PM

Who the bloody hell uses the imperial system of measurement nowadays??? (I mean, apart from the weirdo Americans).

No one, to my knowledge.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2020, 01:37:42 PM

The world has moved on from inches, ounces and pints.

It has indeed, a long time ago, and we should be thankful for that; I'm not sure that I ever did figure out how many inches in a quart or ounces in a kilometre but then many years ago when I first attended school in Scotland we were taught metric measurements first (which seemed eminently sensible as they're so much simpler and accord to the Arabic numerical system) before moving on reluctantly to Imperial which always struck me as a complete waste of time. What has arguably hampered the much needed transition from Imperial to metric in UK has been some people's seeming determination to try to "convert" the one to the other, for no useful reason known to man or woman.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2020, 06:18:56 PM

Therefore, one has an ambiguous self-loathing directed at the idea of the British, affects continental manners, and abstains from alcohol.

So, avant garde, experimental in nature, and reserved in expression.

These characteristics resemble those expressed by certain composers.

Would that they fully embraced what's implied by a pedantic adherence to decimalization:  namely, a microtonal system.

Which is fantastic:  one could write a whole long set of studies based on that idea.  But one should not, and has not done that.

Why is that, anyway?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 12:23:40 AM

I'm sorry... I'm still on the aforementioned pints of ale...

I'll be with you when I sober up.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2020, 01:43:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 12:23:40 AM

I'm sorry... I'm still on the aforementioned pints of ale...

I'll be with you when I sober up.    ;D

Exactly.

And I continue to sip from this Amontillado from the continent.  Finger five extended.  Three decilitres and no more, I should have said!  It is the gentleman's limit.

Your crude beverage offends me! 

Cigar ash and crumpled-up horse betting slips. 

Just the sort of thing we were hoping to avoid in the wilds.  Shocking, really, in this age.  Such manners.

Best,

j_pommie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 06:14:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2020, 01:43:54 AM

Three decilitres and no more, I should have said!

That's barely over a single glass... it's hot over here in Australia - I demand MORE ALE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2020, 06:58:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 06:14:28 AM

That's barely over a single glass... it's hot over here in Australia - I demand MORE ALE!!!

Well, you could pour it into some ape-fist quantity like a pint glass.

But that would be cheating.

All right, I've had enough of this game.  I also would like some MOAR BEER!!!!!  But I'm going to get it by the pint tomorrow morning, at 0900, at the local bar.

Like a gentleman.

Best,

jt

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 08:03:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2020, 06:58:57 AM

All right, I've had enough of this game.  I also would like some MOAR BEER!!!!!  But I'm going to get it by the pint tomorrow morning, at 0900, at the local bar.

I can't believe it - you are more than welcome to have some Moar beer...

(https://wisminbeer.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/moar-ipa.jpg)

I thought maybe you were illiterate... I guess I was wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2020, 08:15:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 08:03:59 AM

I can't believe it - you are more than welcome to have some Moar beer...

Indeed.

(https://i.ibb.co/NngBRNV/moreau-bad.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 08:31:24 AM

Didn't I just win about 15 mins ago???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 17, 2020, 06:05:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2020, 08:31:24 AM

Didn't I just win about 15 mins ago???

Charlie Sheen, of screen and stage renown, objects:  he claims he is winning.  All the time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2020, 10:32:56 PM

Well - he has millions of dollars, fame and is known across the internet.

I'd say that is Winning... just like me; right now.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 17, 2020, 11:45:42 PM

Listen at your own risk.  I think perfect_pitch will get the most out of this..... mwuah... haha.....

Darnit.  This won't work.    Click to 15:45 min.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2020, 09:53:54 AM

Ahhh... Good o' Stephen Colbert. He makes politics fun to listen to...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2020, 05:45:13 PM

No good deed goes unpunished. 

Y'all ain't got no winning spirit, so you alls point spread goes down to nothing, check it out.

Winning again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on February 22, 2020, 05:54:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2020, 06:18:56 PM

Therefore, one has an ambiguous self-loathing directed at the idea of the British, affects continental manners, and abstains from alcohol.

So, avant garde, experimental in nature, and reserved in expression.

These characteristics resemble those expressed by certain composers.

Would that they fully embraced what's implied by a pedantic adherence to decimalization:  namely, a microtonal system.

Which is fantastic:  one could write a whole long set of studies based on that idea.  But one should not, and has not done that.

Why is that, anyway?

As a Scot, I suppose that I am a sort "British composer" (at least for the time being), though by no means an avant-gardist one. You can keep the ale; I wouldn't touch a drop of it any more than any other kind of beery substance regardless of its country of origin, because I cannot abide any of it. - but I'm no teetotaller.

I've written no microtonal music but, although I've always adhered to the semitonal one, that doesn't make me a fan of the clumsy, awkward and antediluvian "imperial" system of measurements.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2020, 01:50:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 22, 2020, 05:45:13 PM

No good deed goes unpunished. 

Y'all ain't got no winning spirit

I had the win for 5 days while you forgot about this thread.

You ain't a winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 23, 2020, 02:48:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2020, 01:50:52 AM

I had the win for 5 days while you forgot about this thread.

You ain't a winner.

Yeah. well at least I don't sign my posts.

Five days indeed.

Just been counting up all those days and nights spent losing.

Don't feel too bad:

My mother told me long ago I've got nothing to be ashamed of. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2020, 02:54:06 AM

You just recently stopped signing your posts... why you started I'll never know.

I did it once and felt dirty just doing it.

Also, sorry about you losing sleep over those nights losing...

I've got plenty more to add to your counter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 23, 2020, 03:10:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2020, 02:54:06 AM

You just recently stopped signing your posts... why you started I'll never know.

I did it once and felt dirty just doing it.

Also, sorry about you losing sleep over those nights losing...

I've got plenty more to add to your counter.

Wait...it wasn't my mother, it was....oh.  Bleeding hell, what's the difference.

Bunch of islanders.

Cheers,

j_jagoff

(https://i.ibb.co/WtJD5Dy/JpIkXUg.jpg)

ETA And, yes, I think it's priobable that future archeologists will see this thread and remark, "These primitives were barely capable!  And yet, j_tour seems to have won!  Remarkable chap!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2020, 07:14:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 23, 2020, 03:10:30 AM

And yet, j_tour seems to have won!

Why would they think that?!?

Also, that sheet music doesn't even have a double bar line, OR a time signature. What piss-poor amateur arrangement is that?!?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 23, 2020, 03:27:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2020, 07:14:58 AM

Why would they think that?!?

Also, that sheet music doesn't even have a double bar line, OR a time signature. What piss-poor amateur arrangement is that?!?    ;D

All right, special needs.  Fine.  Now it's perfect. 

(https://i.ibb.co/JBfyzb5/Jp-Ik-XUgfixed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2020, 08:46:07 AM

Sure... perfect. Congratulations - you have managed to make it worse... far worse than it was before. That is an accomplishment.

When did you get out of rehab, and how long have you been jonesing for???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 24, 2020, 01:00:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2020, 08:46:07 AM

Sure... perfect. Congratulations - you have managed to make it worse... far worse than it was before. That is an accomplishment.

When did you get out of rehab, and how long have you been jonesing for???

No it was not difficult at all.  One might say it wasn't much of an accomplishment at all. One might even say it was the opposite of any of the meritorious qualities of perfection or success, but I wouldn't know about that.

"But I will not tell to you, as you very blatantly said to me, that your arguments are pointless."  I swear it, some of the utterances lately are almost legendary in their quotability.  I'm thinking there's some meme stuff coming up, as in, "all your base are belong to us" and so forth.

Lot of people being way too serious, at least for my tastes, so the solution is, in my view, just outright mockery of whatever.  It's all in good fun.

Plus, I'm too busy winning for all that rehab sh*^! 

Best regards and a fine bunch of wishes for the upcoming season, and in fine, I salute all the children of the empire with my very enduring gratitude, and remain your loyal servant,

j_t

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Amy_Winehouse_wax_figure_at_Madame_Tussauds_in_London.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2020, 01:52:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 24, 2020, 01:00:33 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Amy_Winehouse_wax_figure_at_Madame_Tussauds_in_London.jpg)

I have too much pride to know who the hell that is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 24, 2020, 02:23:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2020, 01:52:39 PM

I have too much pride to know who the hell that is.

Oh, come on.  Amy Winehouse (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse), while surely a troubled person, was a rather traditional singer in popular music.  She had a rare set of pipes, and while her taste was not always the most mature, that can be excused given her age,

Is pop music, even though in a conservative or retro style as balls-out as Mozart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLs-Z47oFYw)?  No, not quite as good, but it's still impressive technically, I find, even though the musical setting is not very sophisticated in AW's case. Which is unfortunate, given that there are certainly ways to elevate the tone within the form. 

But, nobody can have done everything, so, it's just the way it is.

Oh, probably her best known recording among the general public is, "Rehab."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2020, 09:31:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 24, 2020, 02:23:24 PM

Is pop music, even though in a conservative or retro style as balls-out as Mozart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLs-Z47oFYw)?  No, not quite as good, but it's still impressive technically

Really??? You're comparing Mozart...

(https://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/8/86/Nicki_Minaj.jpg)

...to THIS?!? People who usually now have no vocal talent whatsoever, relying on auto-tune and lip-synching; who aren't even singing but look hot in a leotard, twerking for the camera???

I thought 'Rehab' was her favourite holiday destination.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 25, 2020, 07:34:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2020, 09:31:43 AM

Really??? You're comparing Mozart...

Well, yes I compared disfavorably Amy WInehouse's art specifically to Patricia Petitbon's performance of "Der Hölle Rache."  Can't really argue with that.

About the costumes and the festooneries, I have no opinion.  Some kind of deranged attempt at Gesamtkunstwerk for children, I suppose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2020, 09:37:38 AM

I can only assume Nicki Minaj was trying to dress up like Barbie then, given her outfit.

Seems fitting since she's got very few thoughts running through her head and looks mainly plastic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 26, 2020, 02:28:22 PM

There used to be pretty pictures in this thread, I am very disappointed in you!

I must again make it better I guess...

(https://pi.tedcdn.com/r/talkstar-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/production/playlists/playlist_5/insects_are_awesome.jpg?)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2020, 02:57:22 PM

Quote from: outin on February 26, 2020, 02:28:22 PM

There used to be pretty pictures in this thread

This...

Quote from: outin on February 26, 2020, 02:28:22 PM

(https://pi.tedcdn.com/r/talkstar-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/production/playlists/playlist_5/insects_are_awesome.jpg?)

...is pretty???

Sure... let's go along the same lines. Here's a pretty picture:

(https://jeb.biologists.org/content/jexbio/220/15/2680/F1.large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 26, 2020, 08:34:37 PM

I am sure our friend j_tourette will appreciate this one :)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/6e/52/d76e5251c68354dc2407714164995a1e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 27, 2020, 03:51:22 AM

Quote from: outin on February 26, 2020, 08:34:37 PM

I am sure our friend j_tourette will appreciate this one :)

Well, duh.

It's a very exciting photograph, and I admire the masculine stamina involved.  Ron Jeremey could have done no better.

But, since it is Ash Wednesday worldwide, I should like to draw the attention of the board to a mediocre erotic portrayal of flesh and spirit, as one. 

(https://i.ibb.co/d0xyRJ5/article-2126024-127-D605-A000005-DC-821-634x709.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2020, 08:52:33 AM

I have no idea what ash wednesday is (hopefully not something connected to your pyromaniac tendencies?)... Anyway, here's some relaxing piano music for you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 11:14:56 AM

Somewhere in the world, is a desperate composer who is hoping his music will be used in a beautiful Oscar-winning movie...

Instead, it's being used to accompany a video of what looks like Bug Rape...

...or possibly a re-enactment of how Harvey Weinstein liked to do business.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on February 27, 2020, 11:24:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 11:14:56 AM

Somewhere in the world, is a desperate composer who is hoping his music will be used in a beautiful Oscar-winning movie...

Instead, it's being used to accompany a video of what looks like Bug Rape...

I probably wouldn't have recognised that the creation of this sound track required the services of an actual composer had you not mentioned it...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 11:14:56 AM

...or possibly a re-enactment of how Harvey Weinstein liked to do business.    ;D

!!!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2020, 12:03:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 11:14:56 AM

Somewhere in the world, is a desperate composer who is hoping his music will be used in a beautiful Oscar-winning movie...

Instead, it's being used to accompany a video of what looks like Bug Rape...

...or possibly a re-enactment of how Harvey Weinstein liked to do business.    ;D

It is astonishing how estranged some of you young people are from nature... To not see the harmony in those beautiful creatures doing what they are supposed to do...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on February 27, 2020, 12:30:44 PM

Quote from: outin on February 27, 2020, 12:03:04 PM

It is astonishing how estranged some of you young people are from nature... To not see the harmony in those beautiful creatures doing what they are supposed to do...

I believe that perfect_pitch was referring more to the accompanying score than to what's portrayed...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 12:31:37 PM

Quote from: outin on February 27, 2020, 12:03:04 PM

It is astonishing how estranged some of you young people are from nature...

Meh - I blame David Attenborough. BOMBARDING us with nature documentary after nature documentary. Once you're seen 6 different documentaries about lions, it all becomes rather boring and homogenous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 27, 2020, 01:06:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 12:31:37 PM

Meh - I blame David Attenborough. BOMBARDING us with nature documentary after nature documentary. Once you're seen 6 different documentaries about lions, it all becomes rather boring and homogenous.

True...but not all lions are boring...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2020, 01:58:46 PM

It's a moth... they're even MORE boring than the lions themselves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 28, 2020, 12:40:33 AM

(https://i.redd.it/y0vto22eiij41.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2020, 08:44:07 AM

Oh, come on people.  Yeah, I grant that not everybody knows what Ash Wednesday is, but I find it hard to believe most people haven't heard of Mardi Gras or Carnival.    Do people really not know why Carnival or Mardi Gras exists?  It's not very obscure, you know.  It's not like some dudebros just decided "Whoohoo!  Tuesday yo!  Rock on!"

No, I'm not a Jeebus nut but it's just common knowledge, AFAIC.

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/COOK__.jpg?fbclid=IwAR2AFw2o1bCR7k-HZeqILPJtXAwQMkAo5d0zEMX839u7LajvPV9Dpm_Ar0Y)

ETA And, no thanks, I'm not sheltering no kids no way.  I hate children, and I hate cops.  Pretty sure the feeling is mutual.

Sure do like those cherry pies, though. 

Signed, dictated but not read,

Not Humbert Humbert

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2020, 09:13:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 28, 2020, 12:40:33 AM

(https://i.redd.it/y0vto22eiij41.jpg)

Where in good mother of f@#$ing crazy what did you find that???

What person has the TIME to make s@#t like this?!?

...and WHY?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 28, 2020, 11:35:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 28, 2020, 08:44:07 AM

Oh, come on people.  Yeah, I grant that not everybody knows what Ash Wednesday is, but I find it hard to believe most people haven't heard of Mardi Gras or Carnival.    Do people really not know why Carnival or Mardi Gras exists?  It's not very obscure, you know.  It's not like some dudebros just decided "Whoohoo!  Tuesday yo!  Rock on!"

In fact I think that's exactly how all those silly religious feasts were created...and no, while I may have heard of them I don't know anything about the reasons for Murder Grass or Carnivore...nor do I care really...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2020, 09:49:03 AM

Quote from: outin on February 28, 2020, 11:35:20 PM

In fact I think that's exactly how all those silly religious feasts were created...and no, while I may have heard of them I don't know anything about the reasons for Carnivore...

Vegans... blame it on the Vegans.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 29, 2020, 12:48:25 PM

(https://i.redd.it/59lqemrpusi31.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2020, 02:45:09 PM

Meh - your cinemagraphs have very little impact on this thread. They're a dime a dozen now.

(https://assets.hongkiat.com/uploads/cinemagraph/subway-newspaper-615.gif)

(https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5029/5658551241_8852d44b38_o.gif)

(https://assets.hongkiat.com/uploads/cinemagraph/train-repeat-615.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 29, 2020, 07:10:22 PM

(https://i.redd.it/i2mjdp6j9ps21.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2020, 03:21:26 AM

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/51c748abe4b0c275d0aa86bf/1519584049435-IODX22W5Q498TNC8EGIS/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kDQ3NNJRLuN8Bxg0gZNPFCNZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZUJFbgE-7XRK3dMEBRBhUpwI7lj1ssqh2nlLhG5H5gsx-pkFskDt5757thwu87j45bh63-7eoSgAQkRI3AZppX8/tparisumblr_nvfz0iKrVw1qzcq51o1_540.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 01, 2020, 11:38:12 AM

For Bob :)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/2S2Z5gQZAEM7K/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2020, 02:02:22 PM

Meh - we have spiders like that in Australia... nothing a baseball bat can't fix.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2020, 05:36:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2020, 02:02:22 PM

Meh - we have spiders like that in Australia... nothing a baseball bat can't fix.

I know, that's why it was for bob.

And to win of course ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2020, 07:54:54 AM

Quote from: outin on March 02, 2020, 05:36:29 AM

And to win of course ;)

That's funny... what makes you think you can win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2020, 08:32:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2020, 07:54:54 AM

That's funny... what makes you think you can win?

Cause I am a natural born winner of course!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2020, 09:25:15 AM

Quote from: outin on March 02, 2020, 08:32:23 AM

Cause I am a natural born winner of course!

Again, that's hilarious and all, but now I need a serious answer.

You're competing against a Scotsman who has whiskey for blood and sweats awesomeness.

You think you can win against me?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 02, 2020, 11:01:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2020, 09:25:15 AM

Again, that's hilarious and all, but now I need a serious answer.

You're competing against a Scotsman who has whiskey for blood and sweats awesomeness.

You think you can win against me?

You Scots are like babies against us Finns...my blood consists of tar and Koskenkorva and I sweat resin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2020, 02:36:55 PM

Quote from: outin on March 02, 2020, 11:01:07 AM

my blood consists of tar and Koskenkorva

The reason that's such a poor statement of strength, is because I had to google what the hell Koskenkorva is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2020, 08:01:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2020, 02:36:55 PM

The reason that's such a poor statement of strength, is because I had to google what the hell Koskenkorva is.

Oh, blah blah.

My blood is at least 50% American blended whiskey, 50% Powers Gold, 50% nasty eau de vie from French fur trappers from the lowlands distilled in lead pots and 50% hard coffee. 

All contained in a neat container of whupass.

And with a side of blood sausage and whatever bread comes out of the oven.

And whatever unconsecrated wine I can get from out the church.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2020, 09:49:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 03, 2020, 08:01:38 AM

My blood is at least 50% American blended whiskey, 50% Powers Gold, 50% nasty eau de vie from French fur trappers from the lowlands distilled in lead pots and 50% hard coffee. 

And possibly 100% unable to understand percentages...

(or should that be 200%...    ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 03, 2020, 05:28:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2020, 09:49:57 AM

And possibly 100% unable to understand percentages...

(or should that be 200%...    ;D)

He's definitely 200% nuts :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2020, 08:02:36 PM

Quote from: outin on March 03, 2020, 05:28:44 PM

He's definitely 200% nuts :)

Bah.

A little damage to the frontal lobe is good for you:  puts hair on your chest.

Anyway, you've got to be a tiny bit nuts to play music:  there's very little percentage in it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2020, 05:55:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 03, 2020, 08:02:36 PM

Bah.

A little damage to the frontal lobe is good for you:  puts hair on your chest.

Anyway, you've got to be a tiny bit nuts to play music:  there's very little percentage in it.

Chest hair would be handy in this cold climate but unfortunately I have none, so I guess my frontal lobe is intact. What would you suggest? Traditional lobotomy? That should be easy to do at home..,

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2020, 06:59:26 AM

Quote from: outin on March 04, 2020, 05:55:29 AM

Chest hair would be handy in this cold climate but unfortunately I have none, so I guess my frontal lobe is intact. What would you suggest? Traditional lobotomy? That should be easy to do at home..,

Sure.  I recommend to those starting out a strict training diet of corn liquor, and then start experimenting with stage dives off a good PA speaker landing on one's head.

The correct path to brain damage is really a multi-pronged approach:  you have to destroy the limbic system chemically, and compound the damage by rigorous physical trauma.  Other variants are best reserved for more advanced acolytes.

I hear young children talking about home lobotomies, and trepanning, quite a bit these days.  I can't recommend either technique, but, you'll know if either is right for you.  It would be an excellent question for a teacher, even a piano instructor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2020, 09:23:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2020, 06:59:26 AM

Sure.  I recommend to those starting out a strict training diet of corn liquor, and then start experimenting with stage dives off a good PA speaker landing on one's head.

The correct path to brain damage is really a multi-pronged approach:  you have to destroy the limbic system chemically, and compound the damage by rigorous physical trauma.  Other variants are best reserved for more advanced acolytes.

Meh - sounds like too much work. I'll pass. I've got chest hair already, and I live in one of the hottest countries in the world.

Preferably I could do without the chest hair.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2020, 01:16:48 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2020, 06:59:26 AM

The correct path to brain damage is really a multi-pronged approach:  you have to destroy the limbic system chemically,

I did a lot of that when young...but unfortunately my brain is still only mildly damaged if at all...
I wonder if eating cat poop would do the trick (toxoplasma is known to work wonders in the brain)?

(https://prod-images-static.radiopaedia.org/images/17872/c97124cfef1f91d82010dd14881520_gallery.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2020, 02:17:14 PM

Quote from: outin on March 04, 2020, 01:16:48 PM

I wonder if eating cat poop would do the trick (toxoplasma is known to work wonders in the brain)?

It might kill you...

[although, that would make my triumph in this thread far easier...]

You know what Outin

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2020, 05:47:22 PM

I don't believe you have to eat the cat stool specimens to get the full benefit.

Direct inhalation (one need not insufflate --- the airborne fragments entering the nasal passages can be sufficient), or light application to the area surrounding the eyes should be enough.

Mad cow disease (BSE) has been shown to be effective as well, if not is not a cat fancier.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 04, 2020, 08:17:10 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2020, 05:47:22 PM

Mad cow disease (BSE) has been shown to be effective as well, if not is not a cat fancier.

Sorry, I dislike red meat too much to get BSE.

I do love fish in almost any form though...but that's mostly harmless, as tapeworms don't usually go to brain. And even the round ones they eat in Japan just kill you too fast to really enjoy being brain dead...

We don't even have the brain eating amebas here. The waters are too cool for them.
I did get a nasty rash once from a lake but it only affected my face, not the insides of my head. Itched like hell though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2020, 02:14:12 AM

Quote from: outin on March 04, 2020, 08:17:10 PM

Sorry, I dislike red meat too much to get BSE.

I do love fish in almost any form though..

Ah.  A man who enjoys eating good fish.  I know just what you mean!  Very good stuff!  I could murder some grass right now, as long as it's got the protein of the sea in it!

So, you just trap a feral pig or a neighbor's pet pig, and feed it cow brains, than eat the pig!

It's a nice lighter meat. 

Delicious!  And disabling!

(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/f4n4h3/whole-pig-at-a-wedding-reception-with-an-apple-in-its-mouth-on-a-table-f4n4h3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 05, 2020, 05:49:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 05, 2020, 02:14:12 AM

Ah.  A man who enjoys eating good fish.  I know just what you mean!  Very good stuff!  I could murder some grass right now, as long as it's got the protein of the sea in it!

So, you just trap a feral pig or a neighbor's pet pig, and feed it cow brains, than eat the pig!

It's a nice lighter meat. 

Delicious!  And disabling!

(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/f4n4h3/whole-pig-at-a-wedding-reception-with-an-apple-in-its-mouth-on-a-table-f4n4h3.jpg)

Sorry, don't eat pig meat either...chicken is fine though. Never eaten chicken brain though... I wonder if it will satisfy my appetite...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2020, 05:59:51 AM

Quote from: outin on March 05, 2020, 05:49:14 AM

Sorry, don't eat pig meat either...chicken is fine though. Never eaten chicken brain though... I wonder if it will satisfy my appetite...

You know.

You people.

You take a chicken.

You get the brain of a cow:  I don't know where you live, but I can get me a cow brain easy.  Or used to be able to.

You cage the chicken.

You feed it the calf brain.  Mix it with a little skeletal matter, because chickens like that, although they'll eat anything.

Then you the eat the chicken!

Gawd, have to tell you people everything!

THEN you get the brain damage!

It's so simple.

Or, you could just play guitar.

Ask your doctor if self-inflicted brain damage is right for you, or call one of our specialists right now who are waiting to tell you if brain damage is the right choice for you today.  Call now!  Repeat customers are eligible to enter a chance to win at winning the thread.  Members with a ten-k mark are not eligible, some restrictions may apply.  Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Pueblo, Colorado. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2020, 09:59:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 05, 2020, 05:59:51 AM

Or, you could just play guitar.

That made me laugh.

Quote from: j_tour on March 05, 2020, 05:59:51 AM

Ask your doctor if self-inflicted brain damage is right for you, or call one of our specialists right now who are waiting to tell you if brain damage is the right choice for you today. 

I've been told by my doctor that my intelligence is too precious to waste, and must keep my intellect in top condition.

Sorry, but brain damage for me is not an option.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 05, 2020, 10:15:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2020, 09:59:32 AM

I've been told by my doctor that my intelligence is too precious to waste, and must keep my intellect in top condition.

Sorry, but brain damage for me is not an option.

Perhaps so, but taking your doctor's advice is one; given the content of certain of your posts elsewhere, you might do well to ensure that you take it.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2020, 10:26:37 PM

I hate the way that most stock photos now have watermarks all over them stating which site they're from now...

It used to be that you could get a photo of practically anything and they were circulate so much, no one used to tag them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 05, 2020, 11:51:40 PM

Hm.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Emojione_1F914.svg)

It's worth a shot, if it means winning the thread....





*Bob coughs quietly....*  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2020, 02:22:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2020, 10:26:37 PM

I hate the way that most stock photos now have watermarks all over them stating which site they're from now...

It used to be that you could get a photo of practically anything and they were circulate so much, no one used to tag them.

I agree.  It's infuriating, offensive, and completely beyond the pale of any decent conduct.

It makes me want to ritually sacrifice a human and drink his or her blood in a Black Mass.

But.  I can't.  I have to start with animals. 

I know.  Can't run before you can walk. 

I know.

But in the future, I can work up to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 06, 2020, 07:46:58 AM

I know I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 08:36:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 06, 2020, 02:22:57 AM

It makes me want to ritually sacrifice a human and drink his or her blood in a Black Mass.

I volunteer Alistair.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 06, 2020, 09:34:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 08:36:55 AM

I volunteer Alistair.   

 ;D

I'm not sure how you could do that...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 10:22:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 08:36:55 AM

I volunteer Alistair.   

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 06, 2020, 11:52:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 10:22:55 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/e7/45/d2e7451f2b8926eb5871514f00aadff0.png)

I wish you luck with that!

Interesting, though (albeit not very) how you now seem to be having recourse to the words of others rather than writing your own. Never mind; your prerogative, of course (FWIW)...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 12:50:22 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/38/b4/7738b4cd88d5c70685b668c12fd539c6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 06, 2020, 01:04:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 12:50:22 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/38/b4/7738b4cd88d5c70685b668c12fd539c6.jpg)

Not unless they happen - and can be bothered - to notice your silence and not always then either.

Anyway, since all posts are read or ignored in silence, the point (if one could call it that) which you are failing to make remains unclear.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 01:06:19 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 06, 2020, 01:12:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 01:06:19 PM

(https://lee-lo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/336646bbb8888.jpg)

You seem to have developed something of an obsession with silence of late.

As I noted, silence is perhaps inevitable where forum posts are concerned, since posters are typing, not speaking and the noise (if any) made by their typing would not be heard by other forum members unless any of them happened to be in the same room at the time.

I am unaware that anyone has mentioned anything here about "quitting".

I would not in any case dignify what you've been typing of late as "argument".

What you might or might not understand is a matter for you alone.

To return to your latest uncredited quotation, however (for all its questionable contextual relevance), silence can mean many things in many contexts, silences in music being just one example.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 01:28:10 PM

(https://media.images.yourquote.in/post/large/0/0/11/87/4YrE8744.jpg)

Ponder on that Alistair...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 06, 2020, 02:19:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 01:28:10 PM

(https://media.images.yourquote.in/post/large/0/0/11/87/4YrE8744.jpg)

Ponder on that Alistair...

Then enjoy your allegedly self-imposed silence...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 03:07:47 PM

Some people just lack the ability to realise that everyone in the forum wants them to shut up.

e.g. Alistair Hinton

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 06, 2020, 03:21:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 03:07:47 PM

Some people just lack the ability to realise that everyone in the forum wants them to shut up.

Some people just lack the ability to recognise that they do not and cannot speak for "everyone on the forum" yet try to do so anyway; it so happens that I can immediately call to mind two such...

QED.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2020, 06:00:53 PM

In the name of all who defend justice! 

Do you seek the guilty party?

In the name of outsider art! 

Yes!

Anyway, Joe Estevez did make a pretty funny pun on Boris Johnson's name a while back, so, he's OK. 

(https://i.ibb.co/ZdbZYwF/im-spartacus-im-spartacus-36084653.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2020, 11:28:26 PM

Alistair...

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/im-gonna-need-78qqdf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 12:20:27 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/q7jpPnd/English-Mother-Fuker.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 01:41:16 AM

Amazing... Alistair's posted over 11K posts, and yet not one of them have had any substance or informative purpose.

Amazing how someone can say so much, yet say so little.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 03:14:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 01:41:16 AM

Amazing... Alistair's posted over 11K posts, and yet not one of them have had any substance or informative purpose.

Amazing how someone can say so much, yet say so little.

Really?

Can't we talk about human sacrifice and how ecclesiastical latin is the devil"s tongue?

All right.  Fine. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 05:38:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 01:41:16 AM

Amazing... Alistair's posted over 11K posts, and yet not one of them have had any substance or informative purpose.

In your opinion, FWIW - and clearly an opinion based upon having read very few of them.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 01:41:16 AM

Amazing how someone can say so much, yet say so little.

You seem so adept at this that any amazement at it on my part evaporated quite some time ago!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 05:38:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 03:14:39 AM

Really?

Can't we talk about human sacrifice and how ecclesiastical latin is the devil"s tongue?

All right.  Fine.

Yes, why not, indeed? This is a piano forum, after all...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 08:45:50 AM

Quote from: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 05:38:46 AM

Yes, why not, indeed? This is a piano forum, after all...

This is as close as I could get to express my exact feelings for you...

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1327051957551_7084570.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 09:12:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 08:45:50 AM

This is as close as I could get to express my exact feelings for you...

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1327051957551_7084570.png)

See? 

Can we get back to inciting religious wars and ritual child sacrifice?

Please.

There are people in prison doomed to be hanged for less.

I want to talk about Krenek, Messiaen, and I don't want to hear word one about some pommie ponce who wrote some music which almost nobody cares.

FWIW I love Messiaen's music, all of it, and am very familiar with the organ at the ste. trinité, where I was once frisked by police for drinking in the park out front.  There's a very good optometrist about 200 m across the street headed west.

The most sane part of my life last week was yesterday in a bar and some jackass played some Phil Collins shite on the jukebox.

Susudio indeed.  You rabbit-eared jackelope drop-beared people. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 09:26:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 08:45:50 AM

This is as close as I could get to express my exact feelings for you...

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1327051957551_7084570.png)

Not my problem, especially as I use a wireless keyboard and mouse.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 09:29:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 09:12:19 AM

I want to talk about Krenek, Messiaen

Then do!

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 09:12:19 AM

and I don't want to hear word one about some pommie ponce who wrote some music which almost nobody cares

No one has to hear or read anything that they do not wish to hear or read.

Whilst Messiaen's work is widely known and admired, Krenek's prolific output attracts a good deal less attention that it deserves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 09:49:48 AM

Quote from: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 09:26:35 AM

Not my problem, especially as I use a wireless keyboard and mouse.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/19/8a/43/198a43b717fe88cd14348fbc6d300440.jpg)

I'm having fun posting these. So much fun... there's a seemingly endless supply.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2020, 09:53:23 AM

Clearly you people are trying the old trick of boring me to death and so win this one. You may succeed in the former, but don't think you can win.

My ultimate goal of uploading myself into the web is getting nearer every day...
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eqKTdIZIBfU/maxresdefault.jpg)

Then I will be with you always! Although not as the creepy bearded guy j_tour keeps posting about...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 09:56:55 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 09:53:23 AM

Clearly you people are trying the old trick of boring me to death

Hey - don't lump me in with Alistair; that's not fair.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:04:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 09:56:55 AM

Hey - don't lump me in with Alistair; that's not fair.

Sometimes it's just hard to see the difference...like two lumps in a soup...

(https://images.media-allrecipes.com/userphotos/560x315/4482699.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:05:13 AM

Damn, that made me hungry...time to get some pizza!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 10:17:04 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:04:37 AM

Sometimes it's just hard to see the difference...like two lumps in a soup...

Hey... comparing me to him? That's crossed a line. That's like comparing me to Hitler, or Mussolini... or Idi Amin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 10:35:51 AM

Bah, you people are all cracked.

I've got to be in jacket and necktie and out the door in five hours!

You people are jerks!

And in such an esteemed thread.

Wait.  I have a word:

Effing losing!

I just have to outlast you all!

And then I get the money, then I get the power, then I get the winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:44:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 10:35:51 AM

And then I get the money, then I get the power, then I get the winning!

Pathetic...I already have money and power, so for me it's only about winning for fun...to enjoy seeing you losers suffer another humiliation :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:46:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 10:17:04 AM

Hey... comparing me to him? That's crossed a line. That's like comparing me to Hitler, or Mussolini... or Idi Amin.

Alistair may be torturous at times, but I don't think he could ever match up to Idi...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 11:14:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 10:17:04 AM

Hey... comparing me to him? That's crossed a line. That's like comparing me to Hitler, or Mussolini... or Idi Amin.

Oh, come now! All three, surely? And Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pinochet and quite a few others as well, while you're at it!

That said, comparing is by no means synonymous with equating...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 11:15:51 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:44:43 AM

Pathetic...I already have money and power, so for me it's only about winning for fun...to enjoy seeing you losers suffer another humiliation :)

Well, I cannot speak for others (as a few members here nevertheless try to do), but I've lost nothing and suffered nothing here, thanks!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 11:16:55 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:46:23 AM

Alistair may be torturous at times, but I don't think he could ever match up to Idi...

There's one vital difference between me and all of those dictators; I am alive and the rest are all dead.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 11:26:13 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:46:23 AM

Alistair may be torturous at times, but I don't think he could ever match up to Idi...

Well... nice to see you're not arguing with the comparison to Mussolini.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 12:36:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 11:26:13 AM

Well... nice to see you're not arguing with the comparison to Mussolini.

I am not arguing against a comparison with any of these dictators, not least because, as I pointed out, comparing is not synonymous with equating.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 02:48:34 PM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:46:23 AM

Alistair may be torturous at times, but I don't think he could ever match up to Idi...

Silly me - how could I forget Kim Jong-Un, Joseph Stalin... bloody Augusto Pinochet.

Somewhere I'm sure we can equate him to someone like the above.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 02:57:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 02:48:34 PM

Silly me - how could I forget Kim Jong-Un, Joseph Stalin... bloody Augusto Pinochet.

Well you did forget them; how or why you did so is your concern, not mine.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 02:48:34 PM

Somewhere I'm sure we can equate him to someone like the above.

Once again, it is unclear who "we" might be, but I'm pretty sure that none of them had even heard of Sorabji, le alone cared for his music! Then there's the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, whom I'm sure would have railed at Western European style music written by a mixed race Parsi!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 02:59:21 PM

There's also Lenin, Ghengis Khan, Mao Zedong...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 03:02:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 02:59:21 PM

There's also Lenin, Ghengis Khan, Mao Zedong...

Indeed, although I did mention the last of these earlier; clearly the world of the past 100 years or so is not short of dictators and the example of Genghis Khan arguably demonstrates that this is by no means a mere 20th/21st century phenomenon.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 03:06:35 PM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:04:37 AM

Sometimes it's just hard to see the difference...like two lumps in a soup...

I truly resent that statement Outin... you just didn't think it through clearly enough.

Comparing me to him is like comparing me to a soul-eating Hitler terminator intent on destroying the human race.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 03:28:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 03:06:35 PM

I truly resent that statement Outin... you just didn't think it through clearly enough.

Comparing me to him is like comparing me to a soul-eating Hitler terminator intent on destroying the human race.

Again, comparing and equating are not synonymous.

Anyway, resent away; your issue, not my problem.

Why in any case would I be "intent on destroying the human race"; apart from any other considerations, there would thereafter be no one left to listen to the music of S..a..i ...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 03:32:00 PM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 10:04:37 AM

Sometimes it's just hard to see the difference...like two lumps in a soup...

It still won't help you win this thread Outin...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 05:30:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 09:12:19 AM

I want to talk about Krenek, Messiaen

Krenek's enormous output is bewildering and explores a wide range of stylistic persuasions. There are several piano concertos, mostly relatively early, which have now been recorded on the UK based Toccata Classics label (is that a plug? - if so, too bad!). The first three of his five symphonies are remarkable achievements for someone aged 19-22 and it has long been a matter of puzzlement to me that they have featured so rarely in the repertoires of the world's great orchestras (you can find them all on YouTube). All of these works provide, I think, a good introduction to the composer's music.

I, too, admire much of Messiaen's music (though not quite all of it). In time, indeed, I suspect that he and Sorabji will come to be recognised as major masters of both the piano and the organ during the last three quarters of the past century. There were vast differences as well as some commonalities, of course, not least of which is that Messiaen was a highly regarded teacher whereas Sorabji never taught.

But please do share your thoughts about these two composers!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2020, 07:01:32 PM

Quote from: ahinton on March 07, 2020, 05:30:27 PM

I, too, admire much of Messiaen's music (though not quite all of it). In time, indeed, I suspect that he and Sorabji will come to be recognised as major masters of both the piano and the organ during the last three quarters of the past century.

I didn't know that about Krenek's enormous product:  I just know probably the same as probably most average hacks.

But, Messiaen is already recognized as not only a master of the organ and the acoustic piano, and a trailbreaker of transcription of the natural world, indeed.  His works for piano have already been recorded innumerable times, despite some very real challenges to any keyboardist.

ETA Pinochet was an American hero, you savages!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 07, 2020, 09:19:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2020, 02:59:21 PM

There's also Lenin...

Now you are getting out of line!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2020, 01:36:29 AM

Quote from: outin on March 07, 2020, 09:19:02 PM

Now you are getting out of line!

Come on - name one major political leader that most people actually like?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2020, 05:53:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2020, 01:36:29 AM

Come on - name one major political leader that most people actually like?

Well, people seem to like that reality TV pezzonovante in the US.

What's his name, like Justin Trudeau or something?  The little dude with the hair and such?

Face it, things is bad, and nobody ends up looking good.  Looking at you, UK, AU, think you're all so high on mighty.  Macron .... Macron started pretty good, considering his.

We should make a rule for...like, no politics.  It's a bad scene all around.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2020, 10:11:20 AM

Okay... no politics. And hey... we don't think we're all high and mighty. Scott Morrison is a bloody twat, and everybody in Australia knows it.

I present 'Evidence A'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 08, 2020, 11:16:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2020, 10:11:20 AM

Okay... no politics. And hey... we don't think we're all high and mighty. Scott Morrison is a bloody twat, and everybody in Australia knows it.

I present 'Evidence A'

For once I agree with you (about Morrison, that is)...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 08, 2020, 12:18:53 PM

How about a little of this? 

For myself, I'm going to save this for later listening....  ::) 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2020, 02:10:43 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 08, 2020, 12:18:53 PM

How about a little of this? 

I HATE you... I genuinely hate you for posting this...

...and myself (a little) for being stupid enough to click play and listening to the first 10 secs of this garbage)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2020, 05:27:18 PM

Nope.

Not having none of that.

I'm just going to preemptively put this here and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Times, like infinity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2020, 10:32:05 AM

Celine Dion's version was bad enough...

I mean, if I had a dollar for every time I'd been asked to play that bloody song, I wouldn't have to teach to make a living.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 11, 2020, 11:21:01 PM

*Bobs cough.......s-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh and extends it in a giant wheezing cough*   Too bad that's not just text.


How about a little of this?

We'll kill off the thread. ;D   Starting with your ears.... mwuah-ha-ha! 8) ::)


I think that last one was worse though.  Next time... I can find worse.....



Getting closer.  Crank of the sound.  Put it on 144Hz on your monitor, crank the resolution up to a full 480p, and focus intently on the images.....  Also keep in mind the youtube creator had made a bunch of these videos they were running on autopilot at this point and the quality of the humor in the video itself had declined too, almost to the point where it's not really funny anymore....  Think about it.  Think about it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 12, 2020, 01:24:13 AM

*Bob ends the post with a scary possum gif.*


What Bob meant to post.

(https://i.imgur.com/zN8Vley.gif)




What Bob ends up with.

(https://i.imgur.com/dVLI4.gif)


(https://i.imgur.com/QJ12ORc.gif)


The possum sniffs scarily at you.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/ZJwx26u.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2020, 09:59:47 AM

Meh - we get possums all the time in Australia. A quick visit from Doctor foot cures that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 12, 2020, 02:10:03 PM

Why is some moron posting some "answer" to "what is upper structures?"  With a video,no less. 

F# triad over C7.  There's an "upper structure."

I'm really cheesed off that people pretend putting some retard video is some kind of response.

Present company excluded, of course. 

Eh....I *** hate musicians.

But I hate business-people as much or even moreso. 

I just lost two-hundredK thanks to some moron dickcheeses in the *** 500.  MGHTHFOS.  Overnight.  Idiots.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2020, 07:58:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 12, 2020, 02:10:03 PM

I'm really cheesed off that people pretend putting some retard video is some kind of response.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 13, 2020, 11:31:20 AM

.................................


(https://i.imgur.com/fnqrrXT.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2020, 02:53:35 PM

Quote from: compline on March 13, 2020, 11:31:20 AM

.................................


(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=14661;image)

Oh compline... you're not experienced enough, or crafty enough to embed pictures in this particular thread. Your attempts to win are notified, but meagre.

Leave this to the professionals.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 13, 2020, 03:59:43 PM

 On the contrary motion!  ;D
 My embedding effort is perfect for all to see! 
  No professionalism required  for this thread of miscellany of background noise, confusion and favourite distraction for some. 

Kind regards.  :D



 



           

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 12:30:46 AM

You didn't embed anything... You failed at it - much like Bob does.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 14, 2020, 04:26:52 AM

I'll build them a bed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 05:37:11 AM

I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

I wonder if that's why Outin hasn't been here in a while...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2020, 06:38:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 05:37:11 AM

I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

I wonder if that's why Outin hasn't been here in a while...

You wish! I am not going to let you win ;)

I am not worried about the virus but it's keeping me damn busy...as a public servant I need to work on solving the mess caused by all the restrictions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 08:01:22 AM

Quote from: outin on March 14, 2020, 06:38:53 AM

You wish! I am not going to let you win ;)

Of course you're not going to let me win... because it is outside of your control.

I'll win because you are inferior to me (me being a stubborn, psychotic Scotsman with a penchant for whiskey, winning and piano (and not necessarily in that order) who is going to outlive you all)

I'm going to win because I am a winner (and I sure as hell don't want you peasants to win)

Does that clarify things for you outin?

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 09:08:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 08:01:22 AM

a stubborn, psychotic Scotsman with a penchant for whiskey, winning and piano

Well, that's a hat-trick of things that we have in common; Scotsman, penchant for whisky and ditto for piano (even though I'm not a pianist)...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 09:44:28 AM

Quote from: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 09:08:54 AM

Well, that's a hat-trick of things that we have in common; Scotsman, penchant for whisky and ditto for piano (even though I'm not a pianist)...

You're a Scotsman??? Somehow I don't believe you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2020, 10:39:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 08:01:22 AM

Of course you're not going to let me win... because it is outside of your control.

I'll win because you are inferior to me (me being a stubborn, psychotic Scotsman with a penchant for whiskey, winning and piano (and not necessarily in that order) who is going to outlive you all)

I'm going to win because I am a winner (and I sure as hell don't want you peasants to win)

Does that clarify things for you outin?

Somehow you still got it wrong...

Not only am I a grazy Finn
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ccXqikU_hm0/maxresdefault.jpg)

But also a crazy cat lady
(https://1c71nb13qakszckgl48offiw-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/3-simpsons-crazy-cat-lady-01-chung-in-lam.jpg)

That simply makes me invincible...you just have to deal with it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 12:23:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 09:44:28 AM

You're a Scotsman??? Somehow I don't believe you...

That's up to you, of course, but it makes no difference to the fact!

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 02:09:35 PM

Okay, I'll concede. Where abouts where you born?

I'm from Glasgow - not a Celtic or a Rangers fan... father got me out of there before I started picking teams.

Quote from: outin on March 14, 2020, 10:39:12 AM

But also a crazy cat lady
(https://1c71nb13qakszckgl48offiw-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/3-simpsons-crazy-cat-lady-01-chung-in-lam.jpg)

You realise that stray cats can cause Encephalitis (or swelling of the brain). It's only a matter of time before one of the cats give you it, then eat your rotting corpse as a substitute for you not feeding them... on the account of you being dead from the Encephalitis.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 02:37:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 02:09:35 PM

Okay, I'll concede. Where abouts where you born?

Dunfermline.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

Quote from: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 02:37:35 PM

Dunfermline.

Best,

Alistair

Do you know a wee place called  Oakley? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 04:54:15 PM

Quote from: compline on March 14, 2020, 04:29:50 PM

Do you know a wee place called  Oakley?

I don't; sorry. I've not been in Dunfermline for many years and have not lived in my native country for most of my life.

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 14, 2020, 07:06:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 02:09:35 PM

You realise that stray cats can cause Encephalitis (or swelling of the brain). It's only a matter of time before one of the cats give you it, then eat your rotting corpse as a substitute for you not feeding them... on the account of you being dead from the Encephalitis.

First of all my cats are not stray...they are well bred and house trained...secondly my brain is made of  steel...and last if I ever happen to die and the poor cats don't have enough food they are welcome to feast on me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 14, 2020, 09:05:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 05:37:11 AM

I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

That would shocking if I haven't:  my day job is working in a warehouse in contact with hundreds of filthy, degenerate drivers and sometimes handling their nasty-ass parcels going out for delivery.

I also spend a good bit of time in one of the filthiest, nastiest bars in town.  It is a gross place, with gross people in it.  So, I fit right in!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 12:11:40 AM

I'm so hoping you live on the other side of the world from me.

35 years of being alive on this planet and I haven't gotten the flu once... I am NOT going to catch this fecken' thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2020, 05:17:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 12:11:40 AM

I'm so hoping you live on the other side of the world from me.

35 years of being alive on this planet and I haven't gotten the flu once... I am NOT going to catch this fecken' thing.

So your immune system must have become really lazy...It may be I will win even sooner than I thought.

I have been in contact with all kinds of nasty things including tuberculosis and never been severely ill. I am not at all worried about the bug, but this will make a dent in my musical activities. Little time or energy to practice due to crisis at work  and lessons cancelled...

But no worry, I will make sure I have time to win this one :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 08:06:22 AM

Quote from: outin on March 15, 2020, 05:17:48 AM

So your immune system must have become really lazy...It may be I will win even sooner than I thought.

I don't understand your train of thought. I teach dozens of kids a week, many of whom have walked in coughing up a lung or dribbling snot out of their nose every 17 seconds and I still haven't gotten the flu...

How does that make my immune system weak??? If anything, I'm going to outlive you all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2020, 09:16:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 08:06:22 AM

I don't understand your train of thought. I teach dozens of kids a week, many of whom have walked in coughing up a lung or dribbling snot out of their nose every 17 seconds and I still haven't gotten the flu...

How does that make my immune system weak??? If anything, I'm going to outlive you all.

Fighting the infections will teach your immune system how to work in crisis...yours is not yet prepared for a war :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 09:37:34 AM

I HAVE been fighting infections. The amount of times I've had to teach kids with colds, flus and viruses - I will outlive Keith Richards for goodness sake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2020, 10:08:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 09:37:34 AM

I HAVE been fighting infections. The amount of times I've had to teach kids with colds, flus and viruses - I will outlive Keith Richards for goodness sake.

If you have not actually been really sick, that will be a new situation for your white blood cells...but we'll see who's going to win this one ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 02:16:39 PM

I also drink copious amounts of whiskey, which helps to clean the blood.

I'll do just fine.

Also, Well done on hitting 8K posts Outin. Seems pointless though since no matter how many you post - I WILL win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 15, 2020, 05:07:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2020, 02:16:39 PM

Also, Well done on hitting 8K posts Outin.

Oh thank you! I did not even notice...and it really was no effort. And that is why I will win...I can post in my sleep if needed :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2020, 10:51:34 AM

Quote from: outin on March 15, 2020, 05:07:47 PM

I can post in my sleep if needed :)

Maybe, but most of what you post in your sleep is complete gibberish.

No one even pays attention to what you write.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 16, 2020, 05:00:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2020, 10:51:34 AM

Maybe, but most of what you post in your sleep is complete gibberish.

No one even pays attention to what you write.

I believe you just did ;)

BTW, this country is closing down and I will have more than enough time to win...not much else to do in my free time...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 16, 2020, 11:31:48 PM

*Bob enjoys being lazier with this post but still occasionally returning for a win anyway.* :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2020, 09:54:44 AM

Quote from: outin on March 16, 2020, 05:00:49 PM

I believe you just did ;)

I'm sorry, did you say something???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 17, 2020, 07:00:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2020, 09:54:44 AM

I'm sorry, did you say something???

Well, I still read some of the classics in my spare time.  Corona, is, more or less a "crown"

Therefore I have been crowned imperator of this thread.

That's right, kiddos.

Winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 17, 2020, 10:40:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 17, 2020, 07:00:15 PM

Well, I still read some of the classics in my spare time.  Corona, is, more or less a "crown"

Therefore I have been crowned imperator of this thread.

That's right, kiddos.

Winning!

I have been ordered to work from home and avoid people for a few weeks...which is great. Working hours have extended a bit too much but in a few days I think I have sorted out most things and will have plenty of time to post and win :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 17, 2020, 11:57:00 PM

Quote from: outin on March 17, 2020, 10:40:44 PM

I have been ordered to work from home and avoid people for a few weeks...which is great. Working hours have extended a bit too much but in a few days I think I have sorted out most things and will have plenty of time to post and win :)

Howard Hughes, American filmmaker and aviator, could win this thread.

Can you?

See.  I'm not convinced. 

But between recovering from a sprained or broken ankle (not sure which) and either bone spurs in my heel or incipient plantar fasciitis, I might have a chance.

Besides, I drink a lot of adult beverages and get very chatty about pointless absurdities.

Pretty much winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 18, 2020, 03:11:18 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2020, 08:13:39 AM

Quote from: ahinton on March 14, 2020, 02:37:35 PM

Dunfermline.

I did not know that. I must ask though - is there a reason you sign your name at the end of EVERY post? We do know who you are now. It's not like we're likely to forget.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2020, 05:37:11 AM

I take it no one on the forum has come into contact with the Corona virus...?

I wonder if that's why Outin hasn't been here in a while...

CALLED IT!!!

Quote from: j_tour on March 17, 2020, 11:57:00 PM

Howard Hughes, American filmmaker and aviator, could win this thread.

I have some bad news... Howard Hughes passed away... about 44 years ago. There's no chance he's winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 18, 2020, 10:55:32 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 18, 2020, 03:11:18 AM

*Bob is kind of impressed.... Except for the rushing on the second half.  That's unacceptable.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2020, 02:11:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2020, 08:13:39 AM

I have some bad news... Howard Hughes passed away... about 44 years ago. There's no chance he's winning this thread.

Sure there is.  He lives on in me, although in a degenerated form.  But, yes, slovenliness, collection of glass jars, and excellence at molesting woman.

That's what's needed to win, both this thread and life itself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2020, 10:26:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 19, 2020, 02:11:00 AM

Sure there is.  He lives on in me, although in a degenerated form.  But, yes, slovenliness, collection of glass jars, and excellence at molesting woman.

I'm sorry, but have you had anyone rate your effectiveness at molesting woman? Has he or she written a detailed report identifying the key factors in what makes your molestation of woman to such a high level of the so-called 'excellence'???

(I feel dirty just typing this... but I feel it had to be asked)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2020, 12:31:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2020, 10:26:13 AM

I'm sorry, but have you had anyone rate your effectiveness at molesting woman?

Yes. 

Although, you have to understand the phrase "molesting women" can be understood in bijection with the phrase "molestation of women." 

It's to be understood as comprehending the objective and subjective genitive.

Quote

Has he or she written a detailed report identifying the key factors in what makes your molestation of woman to such a high level of the so-called 'excellence'???

Yes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2020, 01:52:31 PM

And where is this report???

Also, on another subject - it's scary to think about the whole Coronavirus going about now... I mean has anyone seen the recent Death count???

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/056/itsover1000.jpg)

[I don't mean to make light of the situation, or try to take the mickey out of it... but it's getting bloody bad. A few countries are being hit hard right now... hope they are surviving.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 19, 2020, 06:24:03 PM

It's horrible I know but I find this all quite entertaining...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2020, 07:39:21 PM

Quote from: outin on March 19, 2020, 06:24:03 PM

It's horrible I know but I find this all quite entertaining...

It's about as entertaining as riding a hog.

Do you people understand?  The local bars are closed!  Where do I go for "lunch" during the week?  Cans of beer consumed outside in that awful sunshine? 

Like a savage?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2020, 10:46:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 19, 2020, 07:39:21 PM

Cans of beer consumed outside in that awful sunshine?

Aussies have been doing that for decades... it works for us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 20, 2020, 01:44:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 19, 2020, 07:39:21 PM

It's about as entertaining as riding a hog.

Do you people understand?  The local bars are closed!  Where do I go for "lunch" during the week?  Cans of beer consumed outside in that awful sunshine? 

Like a savage?

I don't like sunshine either. Fortunately it's not much of a problem here. Most days it does not bother us at all. But we just closed the border so you cannot enter, sorry!

If I want to go out I just go to the woods.

And for food I have a freezer. I cannot cook much but I can put things in a kettle and let it be for half an hour or so. Put enough chili in and it tastes ok whatever the ingredients :)
I can also make porrridge in the microwave and cook eggs/pasta/rise/noodles.
I get most of my groceries delivered home anyway every 2 weeks or so.

I cannot consume alcohol anymore but what's the issue? When I did I often spend nice evenings with a botlle of red or whiskey. Who needs bars when you can drink alone at home?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2020, 05:38:57 AM

Quote from: outin on March 20, 2020, 01:44:58 AM

I can also make porrridge in the microwave and cook eggs/pasta/rise/noodles.

I cannot consume alcohol anymore but what's the issue? When I did I often spend nice evenings with a botlle of red or whiskey.

And you're sure you're not hitting the sauce right now??? Not just tasting the Absinthe to make sure it hasn't expired???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 20, 2020, 04:47:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2020, 05:38:57 AM

And you're sure you're not hitting the sauce right now??? Not just tasting the Absinthe to make sure it hasn't expired???

I was just too lazy to correct those,  typing on the small phone can be a pain...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2020, 07:34:22 PM

Quote from: outin on March 20, 2020, 04:47:47 PM

I was just too lazy to correct those,  typing on the small phone can be a pain...

Well, to be fair, a bottle of whiskey (let's say 750 ml) at the regular eighty proof is only about seventeen units of alcohol.

A bottle of Scotch? 

Probably a bit less.

He's probably a light-weight, what with drinking beers in the outback among the harmful effects of solar radiation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 20, 2020, 10:59:22 PM

*Bob googles if alcohol will kill the coronavirus....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2020, 11:21:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 20, 2020, 07:34:22 PM

Well, to be fair, a bottle of whiskey (let's say 750 ml) at the regular eighty proof is only about seventeen units of alcohol.

A bottle of Scotch? 

Probably a bit less.

Oh no... A bottle of 750ml I believe is 22 units, if it's a bottle of Scotch Whiskey. It won't be less than your standard whiskeys.

And here's hoping alcohol will kill it. A shot of scotch a night to be sure can't hurt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 21, 2020, 04:07:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2020, 11:21:33 PM

Oh no... A bottle of 750ml I believe is 22 units, if it's a bottle of Scotch Whiskey. It won't be less than your standard whiskeys.

And here's hoping alcohol will kill it. A shot of scotch a night to be sure can't hurt.

You need about 60% to kill it. So must be a bit stronger than what you'd normally drink ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2020, 04:19:55 AM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2020, 04:07:09 AM

You need about 60% to kill it. So must be a bit stronger than what you'd normally drink ;)

Isn't that about half water, what they usually drink down there? 

:)

ETA And, well, "Kill it. A shot of scotch a night to be sure can't hurt."

There's no need to come on that one, is there?   No, there is not. 

I leave the above as an insoluble mystery to future explorers of the web.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2020, 07:16:05 AM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2020, 04:07:09 AM

You need about 60% to kill it. So must be a bit stronger than what you'd normally drink ;)

I might need this then...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/archer/images/1/11/Absinthe1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 21, 2020, 10:47:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2020, 07:16:05 AM

I might need this then...

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/archer/images/1/11/Absinthe1.png)

Make sure to get some with especially high concentration of Artemisia absinthium. It will kill all coronaviruses!




And you...making my win even easier...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2020, 01:27:48 PM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2020, 10:47:15 AM

Make sure to get some with especially high concentration of Artemisia absinthium. It will kill all coronaviruses!

Excellent... I'll get straight onto it. If we're going to self-isolate - might as well be with a bottle of the good stuff.
^{I'll outlive you Outin, you cheeky bastard.}

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2020, 05:05:39 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 20, 2020, 10:59:22 PM

*Bob googles if alcohol will kill the coronavirus....*

It doesn't, not unless you're swishing it in your mouth like mouthwash, in which case mouthwash has more to kill germs so it's better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 21, 2020, 06:29:19 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 21, 2020, 05:05:39 PM

It doesn't, not unless you're swishing it in your mouth like mouthwash, in which case mouthwash has more to kill germs so it's better.

Silly Bob...unlike mouthwash you can swallow it afterwards and get a nice bonus ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2020, 06:59:35 PM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2020, 06:29:19 PM

Silly Bob...unlike mouthwash you can swallow it afterwards and get a nice bonus ;)

This is just getting to be outlandish hooliganism, and it's starting me to think about the ways in which piano playing remains somewhat a boys' group.

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14470376_10154651893214047_525108372021051730_n.png?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=ThPaW7HYPEsAX9QyuOJ&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=a4a588b032808132a344fd825145ff23&oe=5E9A80A3)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 21, 2020, 07:06:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 21, 2020, 06:59:35 PM

This is just getting to be outlandish hooliganism, and it's starting me to think about the ways in which piano playing remains somewhat a boys' group.

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14470376_10154651893214047_525108372021051730_n.png?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=ThPaW7HYPEsAX9QyuOJ&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=a4a588b032808132a344fd825145ff23&oe=5E9A80A3)

I love tacos almost as much as pizza! Give me a buffet full of mexican food and I can eat myself to death...but I won't, just to annoy pp...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2020, 07:12:53 PM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2020, 07:06:44 PM

I love tacos almost as much as pizza! Give me a buffet full of mexican food and I can eat myself to death...but I won't, just to annoy pp...

And viola

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14344291_10154620258789047_7899971058702769554_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=xeywQCmMbj0AX_WcDWt&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=3dc54ce87f636414ce25ae741ed8802b&oe=5E9C01A9)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2020, 08:33:51 PM

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3q2Pzt6bcSH0Ws9i/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611564c9075a4ea3c725f9a0c6ee276a970153e20ee&rid=giphy.gif)



Wait... *Bob's not sure what this gif is from.* :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2020, 09:24:16 PM

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14364699_10154611329249047_6312378433664773756_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=8pHcGcXDJ4oAX-YgRb0&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=36842fb6e54677b8f4aeed7291e4d2b7&oe=5E9C1004)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2020, 10:43:18 PM

*Bob takes the lead once again with the winning broccoli, while everyone else is left with their second place carrots.*  ::)

(https://external-preview.redd.it/0HRGhn_j-DKJ3p1Aq0ixDVlQtLJja0J-6_1CouIG8dw.gif?format=mp4&s=d5c2b8ec9ffce5829ffe22e6b4df4f3ae3c43b29)


Oh well.  It's better quality on this link anyway.
https://v.redd.it/dokc4sz0n0o41/DASH_240?source=fallback

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2020, 11:39:47 PM

Quote from: outin on March 21, 2020, 07:06:44 PM

Give me a buffet full of mexican food and I can eat myself to death...but I won't, just to annoy pp...

Are you sure... that does look MIGHTY tasty. I'm sure you'd love to go for some Mexican now and satiate your taste buds. I mean... look at how tasty this all looks.

(https://media1.fdncms.com/sacurrent/imager/u/original/23149095/taquitos_west_ave.png)

(https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Chicken-Tamales_EXPS_HC17_50905_C12_16_2b.jpg)

Mmmm mmm.


*Bob once again shows that does not understand the rules of embedding images on this site. Bob shows his incompetence again*  ::)

Quote

(https://external-preview.redd.it/0HRGhn_j-DKJ3p1Aq0ixDVlQtLJja0J-6_1CouIG8dw.gif?format=mp4&s=d5c2b8ec9ffce5829ffe22e6b4df4f3ae3c43b29)

Good on you Bob. Clearly your IT skills are NOT improving.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 22, 2020, 03:14:51 AM

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21557831_10155816049159047_3912002103110432525_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=Zzv5wFITLHoAX9CNmKO&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=fc063c33c8ab7ae77e8e21ef56a57d7b&oe=5E9D8F2A)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 22, 2020, 05:22:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2020, 11:39:47 PM

Are you sure... that does look MIGHTY tasty. I'm sure you'd love to go for some Mexican now and satiate your taste buds. I mean... look at how tasty this all looks.

(https://media1.fdncms.com/sacurrent/imager/u/original/23149095/taquitos_west_ave.png)

(https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Chicken-Tamales_EXPS_HC17_50905_C12_16_2b.jpg)

You are right, it looks very tempting...with chicken that is. The meat does not, although I can stand minced meat if there's enough spices to cover the taste.

But sorry, cannot leave home and even if I could, not sure if the few restaurants that can prepare such food are open. So it's porridge time again :)

Btw. If this crisis gets worse and lasts long, would you like to place bets? I will open a bank account and you can choose from two scenarios:
I will eat my cats to avoid starving or my cats will eat me after I die (or in my sleep if I ran out of cat food)
Just send email to iwillgetrichandyoulose@hotmail.com

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2020, 08:20:44 AM

Quote from: outin on March 22, 2020, 05:22:32 AM

Btw. If this crisis gets worse and lasts long, would you like to place bets? [...] you can choose from two scenarios:
I will eat my cats to avoid starving or my cats will eat me after I die (or in my sleep if I ran out of cat food)

Either you eat your cats, get encephalitis and die; or you die, your cats eat you and get COVID-19 and die.

Either way, I'm winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 22, 2020, 10:03:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2020, 08:20:44 AM

Either you eat your cats, get encephalitis and die; or you die, your cats eat you and get COVID-19 and die.

Either way, I'm winning this thread.

Either way I will become the first ever zombie posting on pianostreet!

While eating your brain...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2020, 10:36:08 AM

Quote from: outin on March 22, 2020, 10:03:47 AM

Either way I will become the first ever zombie posting on pianostreet!

While eating your brain...

Damnit - I wanted to see what the first million digits of pi looked like at size 1 font, but the bloody thing wouldn't let me.     >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 22, 2020, 10:55:25 AM

So, I'm uncertain of the messaging here.

I'm pretty sure "death from above" is up there with becoming a zombie, and probably dying.  And having cats eat my flesh.

And all he said was "more meat taco."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2020, 01:02:56 PM

What is death from above??? Technically having ravens come from the sky to peck your face and brains to pieces would probably be considered 'Death from above'...

I sure as sh*t don't want that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 23, 2020, 05:21:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2020, 01:02:56 PM

What is death from above??? Technically having ravens come from the sky to peck your face and brains to pieces would probably be considered 'Death from above'...

I sure as sh*t don't want that...

Been watching The Birds, have you?

Death from above of course happens when aliens descent on you and suck out your insides to make a trophy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 23, 2020, 06:35:37 PM

You're evil!  You brought the birds!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2020, 05:30:43 AM

Quote from: outin on March 23, 2020, 05:21:21 PM

Been watching The Birds, have you?

No... I just have a fucked up imagination. Is it a good movie?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2020, 09:21:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2020, 05:30:43 AM

No... I just have a fucked up imagination. Is it a good movie?

Of course, it's a classic!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2020, 02:20:46 PM

Meh - if it's a classic, then I won't bother. I'd prefer to watch movies that were made post 2000. Most movies before that bore me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ahinton on March 24, 2020, 03:11:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2020, 02:20:46 PM

Meh - if it's a classic, then I won't bother. I'd prefer to watch movies that were made post 2000. Most movies before that bore me.

You were born before 2000. Just saying...

Best,

Alistair

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2020, 05:39:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2020, 02:20:46 PM

Meh - if it's a classic, then I won't bother. I'd prefer to watch movies that were made post 2000. Most movies before that bore me.

What an uncivilized pig you are!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 24, 2020, 06:30:16 PM

Quote from: outin on March 24, 2020, 05:39:36 PM

What an uncivilized pig you are!

Oh, come on now.

It isn't as though he said, like I'm going to, "most women (or people!) made before 2000 bore me"!

Which is not true.  Before 1980, though, yes, that's true.

Most movies made after 1980 are crap, though.  Not all, just most.  And the one's that aren't can't be appreciated fully without a better-than-average understanding of the real movies that came before.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 24, 2020, 07:36:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 24, 2020, 06:30:16 PM

Oh, come on now.

It isn't as though he said, like I'm going to, "most women (or people!) made before 2000 bore me"!

Which is not true.  Before 1980, though, yes, that's true.

Most movies made after 1980 are crap, though.  Not all, just most.  And the one's that aren't can't be appreciated fully without a better-than-average understanding of the real movies that came before.

Cannot believe I am actually in agreement with one of the weirdest nut jobs ever on Pianostreet  :o

Except in my case it's most women made before 1980 that bore me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2020, 02:30:22 AM

Quote from: outin on March 24, 2020, 07:36:46 PM

Cannot believe I am actually in agreement with one of the weirdest nut jobs ever on Pianostreet  :o

Except in my case it's most women made before 1980 that bore me :)

Bah.  Nut this, fancy lad.

Women.  Men.  Bah, they're all the same in the dark. 

Loathsome carriers of viruses known and unknown.

Now go eat your porridge and watch Citizen Kane or some Carl Dreyer movies, old man!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2020, 08:59:10 AM

Quote from: outin on March 24, 2020, 05:39:36 PM

What an uncivilized pig you are!

EXCUSE ME??? I said I prefer movies after 2000, instead of before. I didn't say movies before 2000 sucked arse - it's just that they bore me.

People are allowed preferences and I sure didn't chastise you for your choice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 25, 2020, 10:29:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2020, 08:59:10 AM

EXCUSE ME??? I said I prefer movies after 2000, instead of before. I didn't say movies before 2000 sucked arse - it's just that they bore me.

People are allowed preferences and I sure didn't chastise you for your choice.

You may be allowed preferences, but I am also allowed to chastise them ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2020, 01:37:14 PM

Then let the CHASTISING BEGIN!!!

[erm.....]



Your username sucks.    8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 25, 2020, 04:25:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2020, 01:37:14 PM

Then let the CHASTISING BEGIN!!!

[erm.....]



Your username sucks.    8)

That's because I'm a sucker for you!

Pigs are among my favorite animals ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2020, 04:41:51 PM

Quote from: outin on March 25, 2020, 04:25:48 PM

That's because I'm a sucker for you!

Pigs are among my favorite animals ;)

Oh.  Like a lamprey or some kind of remora.

Pigs indeed.  Ever heard of anything called a swine flu?

Chastise.

Bah.  More like a chastity belt you people should be wearing to not contaminate the genetic cesspool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 26, 2020, 05:33:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 25, 2020, 04:41:51 PM

Oh.  Like a lamprey or some kind of remora.

Pigs indeed.  Ever heard of anything called a swine flu?

Chastise.

Bah.  More like a chastity belt you people should be wearing to not contaminate the genetic cesspool.

You don't have to worry about me, never had any intention to reproduce. Selfish I know, considering my wonderful genes...

Of course I remember swine flu, but it never got me. I have had some sort of influenza only once as an adult. I was kidnapped to a hospital due to suspected epidemic nepropathy (rodent fever). It wasn't, but due to being quaranteed in the hospital, I ended up quitting smoking for good. So as usual I got out as a winner :)

Did you know that your immune system is mainly built in childhood? The more dirt you ate the better? And did you know that genetic diversity also has a huge impact on the flexibility of your immune system? The less inbreeding the better. In humans this is unfortunately very much neglected since they are allowed to breed as they like. Nobody is even calculating their inbreeding coefficients  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2020, 10:13:04 PM

Quote from: outin on March 26, 2020, 05:33:56 AM

I ended up quitting smoking for good. So as usual I got out as a winner :)

Sure, I guess in a sort of communist style of "winning." 

I prefer to circulate the spending money, rather than hoarding it

Quote

Did you know that your immune system is mainly built in childhood? The more dirt you ate the better? And did you know that genetic diversity also has a huge impact on the flexibility of your immune system? The less inbreeding the better.

No.  I did not know that. 

What if I'm filthy and like inbreeding?  For example, white wimmin.  They're probably all related to me, even the protestants. 

But I was clean and tidy child and eschewed mating with my kin-folk.

I know what it is:  I win the *** prize. 

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14448918_10154644059549047_9087387136584061659_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=RAindLMoz9QAX88Nmua&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=70ccfada2d43c391ad8898ddd5142300&oe=5E9BEAF1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 26, 2020, 10:36:52 PM

You can't embed webm files on here.

What is this?  Wrapped up in corn husks?

(https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Chicken-Tamales_EXPS_HC17_50905_C12_16_2b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2020, 11:47:44 PM

Quote from: outin on March 26, 2020, 05:33:56 AM

You don't have to worry about me, never had any intention to reproduce. Selfish I know, considering my wonderful jeans...

I fixed your spelling.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 27, 2020, 03:20:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2020, 11:47:44 PM

I fixed your spelling.     ;D

You mean the ones I bought for 9,90EUR? I have little interest in clothing you know...as long as it's warm and comfortable, it's fine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 27, 2020, 03:23:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 26, 2020, 10:13:04 PM

Sure, I guess in a sort of communist style of "winning." 

I prefer to circulate the spending money, rather than hoarding it

Even as a dedicated communist I have no idea what you mean... what has money got to do with it?  ???

Quote from: j_tour on March 26, 2020, 10:13:04 PM

But I was clean and tidy child and eschewed mating with my kin-folk.

I was NOT a tidy child so I am expecting to be rewarded soon...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2020, 11:43:30 PM

Quote from: outin on March 27, 2020, 03:23:33 PM

Even as a dedicated communist I have no idea what you mean...

It's J_Tour... no one has a clue what he says and means half the time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 28, 2020, 12:28:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2020, 11:43:30 PM

It's J_Tour... no one has a clue what he says and means half the time.

You son of a b*&&*, I know half what I mean some of the time.  F*&^** je&^&( mo&^^*fu&.

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22528439_10155897755314047_3883405349959756518_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=SW2rJS0V688AX987nOg&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=29b9275540e482792788689ef49e3cbe&oe=5E9B47DC)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2020, 06:41:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 28, 2020, 12:28:50 AM

You son of a b*&&*, I know half what I mean some of the time.  F*&^** je&^&( mo&^^*fu&.

See... types using ampersands and asterisks and can't even use the alphabet to form words.

Quote

Dear Diary... day 4 of self-isolation...

(https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/blackbooks/S01E01/S01E01-hbKV5aSb.jpg)

I wish I had hookers

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 04:28:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2020, 06:41:33 AM

See... types using ampersands and asterisks and can't even use the alphabet to form words.

*** christ stupid sh*t-eating bogan piece of sh*t.  you *** wasted every good part of your mother's cunt coming out you ***.

yes, that's a test post to see how the automated filter works. 

ETA *** christ sh*t ***, every other goddamned *** word is now fucked in the goddamned ass sh*t.  ***.   sh*t.  well what the motherfuck alphafuckingbet I'm supposed to use now *** gobshite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 29, 2020, 05:33:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 04:28:58 AM

yes, that's a test post to see how the automated filter works. 

Testing...

Saatanan tunarit!

Yes, it works! Just write your curses in another language. Google can translate for us :)



edit Or at least it gave me a good laugh  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2020, 08:15:28 AM

Meh... all that work J_Tour and most of it was blanked out. You need to expand your vocabulary to include words that most don't think of...

...you bloody numpty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 02:54:23 PM

Putain merde, franchement ça me fait chier.  Putasse merde même.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 29, 2020, 03:04:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 02:54:23 PM

Putain merde, franchement ça me fait chier.  Putasse merde même.

Not too bad, you're a fast learner!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 06:32:23 PM

Quote from: outin on March 29, 2020, 03:04:15 PM

Not too bad, you're a fast learner!

Ouais et comment, espèce putain.  Merde.  Ça me fait bien rigoler ces choses-là, putain qu'on merde.  Putain.

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14448817_10154614056254047_7471312982017307814_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=Rc6doeT6ApcAX8y_bgw&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=3f7e6a36b743aa3f4215101a1982c507&oe=5E9D0CDA)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on March 29, 2020, 06:38:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 06:32:23 PM

Ouais et comment, espèce putain.  Merde.  Ça me fait bien rigoler ces choses-là, putain qu'on merde.  Putain.

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14448817_10154614056254047_7471312982017307814_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=Rc6doeT6ApcAX8y_bgw&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=3f7e6a36b743aa3f4215101a1982c507&oe=5E9D0CDA)

I don't actually speak french you know... even with the help of mr google I could not figure out the connection between the text and the photo. It only made me hungry, perkele!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 11:51:11 PM

Quote from: outin on March 29, 2020, 06:38:28 PM

I don't actually speak french you know... even with the help of mr google I could not figure out the connection between the text and the photo. It only made me hungry, perkele!

No, there's no connection between my idiotic bleating in French and the picture.

I'm pretty sure there's still marks from where the jockey was hitting the animal the burger came from, though.  They do make a good burger, but I've gotten food poisoning there at least once.  Not too hygienic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2020, 08:22:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2020, 11:51:11 PM

I'm pretty sure there's still marks from where the jockey was hitting the animal the burger came from, though.

WHY is it that, the mention of horsemeat... THIS:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/41/28/114128dbb61f97bd78d2e1c274bf095c.jpg)

...was the first thing that came to mind.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2020, 08:58:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2020, 08:22:08 AM

WHY is it that, the mention of horsemeat... THIS:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/41/28/114128dbb61f97bd78d2e1c274bf095c.jpg)

...was the first thing that came to mind.    ;D

I don't know. 

Because you're a nerd?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2020, 09:06:22 AM

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/91396158_10158371363789047_8687683391912411136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=ijLUFCQNi6UAX8k-zok&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=f096fee4c0046366781922b3429eaddb&oe=5EA911CB)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2020, 11:11:38 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 30, 2020, 08:58:10 AM

Because you're a nerd?

You say that, like it's a bad thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2020, 12:54:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2020, 11:11:38 PM

You say that, like it's a bad thing.

Yeah! 

I admit I have some nerd friends, and some of them are all right.

But, there is such a thing as too much nerdery.

One minute you're hanging out a nudie bar with a few pals, the next thing you know they're bringing out a hardcover edition of some Tolkien novel, and trying to talk to the strippers, and it's game over, man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2020, 04:41:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 31, 2020, 12:54:39 AM

One minute you're hanging out a nudie bar with a few pals, the next thing you know they're bringing out a hardcover edition of some Tolkien novel, and trying to talk to the strippers, and it's game over, man.

Hey... don't use them as a reasonable example of a 'nerd'. I don't even own a copy of the Tolkein books.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2020, 04:19:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2020, 04:41:56 AM

Hey... don't use them as a reasonable example of a 'nerd'. I don't even own a copy of the Tolkein books.

I'll use whatever I want, MF! 

Truth is, I might actually have some latent nerd tendencies.  I prefer not to talk about it.

But if you tell anyone, I will end you!

NERD FIGHT!

YEAH!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2020, 09:11:07 AM

(https://www.nerdsmith.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Nerd-Alert.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2020, 02:47:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2020, 09:11:07 AM

(https://www.nerdsmith.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Nerd-Alert.png)

There are some elderly people here!

If the novel covid doesn't get them, you're going to get them from fright!

That is a damned good graphic, though.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2020, 11:07:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 01, 2020, 02:47:03 PM

That is a damned good graphic, though. 

DAMNIT... I had a good comeback to that earlier - why the HECK didn't it post???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2020, 11:45:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2020, 11:07:18 AM

DAMNIT... I had a good comeback to that earlier - why the HECK didn't it post???

Shut up, nerd! 

Isn't there some Lord of The Rings for you people or something?

Oh. 

It's fine.

Besides, how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Profound genuflection. 

It's going to be months until I can go out and shoot a few racks of pocket billiards.

Yep.

You guys and gals are going to be stuck with me running my mouth off pretty much forever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2020, 11:59:12 AM

Maybe, but we ain't dumb enough to click any of your links... Bob taught me better than that.

Actually, no... he lulled me into a false sense of trust and then embedded awful things from the internet that shouldn't have ever been resurrected.

Damn you Bob... now I can't trust anyone on the internet.



...and you're not helping to build that trust J_Tour. Anyway, to distract you - here's Steve Martin playing the Banjo with Kermit the frig...

(Never thought the day would come where an actual video of that would exist)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2020, 04:47:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2020, 11:59:12 AM

Maybe, but we ain't dumb enough to click any of your links... Bob taught me better than that.

Actually, no... he lulled me into a false sense of trust and then embedded awful things from the internet that shouldn't have ever been resurrected.

Damn you Bob... now I can't trust anyone on the internet.



...and you're not helping to build that trust J_Tour. Anyway, to distract you - here's Steve Martin playing the Banjo with Kermit the frig...

See? 

That's why you're not going to pwn this thread.

Too much talking.

Not enough winning.

Don't worry about it.

I got this thread covered.

It's cool.

Because I won it.

Yeah, man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2020, 11:15:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 02, 2020, 04:47:12 PM

Because I won it.

You always 'won' the thread... 'won' being the past tense...

...as in, always being 2nd best and beaten by others.

Like me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2020, 12:58:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2020, 11:15:28 PM

You always 'won' the thread... 'won' being the past tense...

...as in, always being 2nd best and beaten by others.

Like me.

Well, future perfect tense, I would say.

Or, another way to say is that I always have already won the thread.

You're just tardy, young man!

Because I already won.

In the future.

From the perspective of the past.

Which already happened.

Yep.

Don't you guys who've lost the thread have like a jockey's club where you all hang out and commiserate about the good old days, when you might have won the thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 03, 2020, 04:13:03 AM

I have been winning
I have won
I won
I win
I am winning
I will win
I will be winning
I will have won
I will have been winning
I had been winning
I am the one to win

Is it getting clear now?

I always enjoyed grammar in school, whatever the language  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 04:50:11 AM

Are you all forgetting about my 4th dimension win???

(https://i.ibb.co/WKdk57x/EPIC-4th-Dimension-WIN.jpg)

I'm going to come back in the future and end this thread once and for all when you're all dead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2020, 08:54:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 04:50:11 AM

Are you all forgetting about my 4th dimension win???

(https://i.ibb.co/WKdk57x/EPIC-4th-Dimension-WIN.jpg)

I'm going to come back in the future and end this thread once and for all when you're all dead.

Oh, Judas effing Priest.

That is some grade-A classic nerdery right there.

Oh, no.

And now you've got little outiin joining in with his own nerdery.

No.

I can't have this!

I already won the thread,

Damn.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 09:46:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2020, 08:54:32 AM

That is some grade-A classic nerdery right there.

HEY!!!

That deserves an effing A+, thank you very much... Like to see any of you beat THAT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2020, 11:08:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 09:46:57 AM

HEY!!!

That deserves an effing A+, thank you very much... Like to see any of you beat THAT!!!

Well thank you very much!

But it's just money in the bank to me, fool.

That's right, son, just keep on it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 12:37:01 PM

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2020, 01:19:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 12:37:01 PM

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first...

Well, I thought of it last.

No you all get out of here, without your dry white toast and without your four fried chickens!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 02:54:31 PM

Never seen the movie... and thanks to that little clip, lost all interest of ever seeing it in the first place.

Thanks J.

Are you happy with me truncating your name to just a single letter? I only ask because typing the underscore in your name is a pain in the arse; not to mention the fact that a decent Englishman would Capitalise both the J and the T around the underscore... and that's just a pain in the arse to do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 04, 2020, 03:16:03 AM

perfect_pitch, this one is for you

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2020, 04:18:27 AM

Mmm... do I trust visitor and listen to the YouTube link...?










































































































...Damn you, you evil bastard.    >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 04, 2020, 04:36:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2020, 02:54:31 PM

Never seen the movie... and thanks to that little clip, lost all interest of ever seeing it in the first place.

What? Another classic you have not seen?

So have you even seen The Shining? Silence of the Lambs? Pulp Fiction?

I fact, have you seen ANY proper films? Meaning films that are not based on video games or cartoon charachters? (which probably were the final blow to proper film making)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2020, 04:51:56 AM

Quote from: outin on April 04, 2020, 04:36:54 AM

So have you even seen The Shining? Silence of the Lambs? Pulp Fiction?

Yes
Yes and...
Yes.

And no offense, but I thought this scene...

...was just uncomfortable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 04, 2020, 05:41:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2020, 04:51:56 AM

Yes
Yes and...
Yes.

And no offense, but I thought this scene...

...was just uncomfortable.

Drinking coffee from a yellow mug? I know what you mean...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2020, 08:52:56 AM

You people are off your nut, man.

Nothing you're going to say is going to make me forget I love my gourmet expensive coffee. 

Can you keep those spurs from jingling and jangling, Lash LaRue?

Fair enough. 

You follow in the tainted car,  and let's hope Monster Joe isn't going to be disposing of multiple bodies.

ETA And, yes, p_p, I'll respond to "j" or "jimmy" or "jack" whatever.  sh*t.  I don't care.   Half my family is Irish, from Ireland three generations ago and they stayed pretty purely interbred, and the other half is French from down in Cajun land, so you probably guess what my opinions about a bunch of English hoodlums have to say is.  Not that good, I'd say.  I don't give a flying eff what some damned pommie English people have to say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2020, 02:42:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2020, 08:52:56 AM

so you probably guess what my opinions about a bunch of English hoodlums have to say is.  Not that good, I'd say.  I don't give a flying eff what some damned pommie English people have to say.

Lucky for me, I'm not English?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 04, 2020, 02:54:14 PM

Speaking of movies...just watched something quite entertaining called The Beast With Five Fingers...it's even piano related  ;D

There's a cool scene that reminded me of my pact with R4...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2020, 01:28:23 AM

Yeah... no way I can watch a black and white movie. Seriously???

Okay, while we're on piano... did anyone see this?

It looks kind of cheesy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 05, 2020, 04:09:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2020, 01:28:23 AM

Yeah... no way I can watch a black and white movie. Seriously???

So how can you play piano then??? Using the colour keys method??
(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/top-view-multicolored-piano-keys-260nw-1449960890.jpg)

I have not watched Grand Piano yet, I think it sounds a bit boring. But maybe I will one of these days. After I have watched some more cool oldies :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2020, 06:29:41 AM

That would give me a headache...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2020, 03:51:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2020, 06:29:41 AM

That would give me a headache...

Bah.  You people are giving me a headache now.  I gotta go into my day job in a few hours and I just now last night texted one of my gals that I think me and her should eff.  Now, I said it nice, and in French text/chat slang, which I know she doesn't speak and probably none of the automated translators would give a good translation, but all she's got to do is call up somebody who knows and they'll tell her exactly what I said, and she's not going to be none too pleased with me.  More or less I told her "Hey, honey, you and me, let's f***."  There's no mistaking what I said.

She's undoubtedly going to either punch me in the face later today, or just laugh at me, or she's just going to give me one of those looks like "I'm very disappointed in you, fool."

Nah, that's fine.  I'll go in today and face the music, so to speak.

But on three hours sleep?  She's not going to be happy at all, I know. 

Who knows.  She might let me apologize and then come at her with a little bit of "Well all right, woman!  Let's boogie!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2020, 10:46:45 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2020, 03:51:32 PM

Bah.  You people are giving me a headache now.  I gotta go into my day job in a few hours and I just now last night texted one of my gals that I think me and her should eff.  Now, I said it nice, and in French text/chat slang, which I know she doesn't speak and probably none of the automated translators would give a good translation, but all she's got to do is call up somebody who knows and they'll tell her exactly what I said, and she's not going to be none too pleased with me.  More or less I told her "Hey, honey, you and me, let's f***."  There's no mistaking what I said.

She's undoubtedly going to either punch me in the face later today, or just laugh at me, or she's just going to give me one of those looks like "I'm very disappointed in you, fool."

Nah, that's fine.  I'll go in today and face the music, so to speak.

But on three hours sleep?  She's not going to be happy at all, I know. 

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/43/435730f6de626b09a0063bd638b4f1d3e474f864e90bba03b166e2f385011ad9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2020, 11:10:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2020, 10:46:45 PM

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/43/435730f6de626b09a0063bd638b4f1d3e474f864e90bba03b166e2f385011ad9.jpg)

Yeah, as a matter of fact I could use some good luck.

Because I was just reminded of how much people are not anything, and they should all just go straight to heck.

Signed,

Your friendly local misanthrope

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2020, 06:58:20 AM

Damn... that was highly enjoyable. I laughed my arse at that.

My day has just gotten a little nicer.

Anyone else teaching piano online nowadays???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2020, 02:27:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2020, 06:58:20 AM

Damn... that was highly enjoyable. I laughed my arse at that.

My day has just gotten a little nicer.

Anyone else teaching piano online nowadays???

Good!  Yeah, that film clip never fails to improve my mood.  I really, really don't tolerate tailgaters, at all.  It's not infrequent I'll follow them to their house or apartment and just spend a few quiet moments parked in front of their abodes.

Not really mature, but I'm pretty fit and strong physically, so I'm not worried about any confrontation.

No, unfortunately, I can't do online teaching, since I just use my mobile phone connection to get online, which hasn't any bandwidth to speak of.  Not to mention I kind of suck at piano and Hammond organ.  Yeah, I can play my own style pretty well (indeed, better than anyone else, because it's my own bag I'm drawing out of)

It would be a good idea, and I'm positive I could easily drum up a few contacts from the recent past and just do some mini rock-and-roll or blues/country piano demonstrations from home, but it's not a priority right now, and it wouldn't yield much money at all, not even to offset the costs of a true broadband connection.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 07, 2020, 12:01:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2020, 11:10:54 PM

*Bob returns.*   Oh, ok.  We're going that way.  Ok....

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/lynch/images/7/78/Garmonbozia.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 07, 2020, 12:15:23 AM

And this. 

https://twitter.com/Sandford_Police/status/1246125769539162113

So for everyone after this post, that including posting on this thread.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2020, 12:24:02 AM

Why is it nothing interesting like that ever happens in Perth...

 :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: john30 on April 07, 2020, 04:11:17 PM

Any thoughts of this piano sounds? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 07, 2020, 10:17:43 PM

Quote from: john30 on April 07, 2020, 04:11:17 PM

Any thoughts of this piano sounds?

I did not have high expectations after seeing the title but it turned out to be even worse...10 seconds was enough for me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2020, 12:06:42 AM

John30... please stop fishing for views. I suspect that you took a whole bunch of music that you didn't own the rights to, took other peoples videos that you didn't own the rights to - slowed it down to about 3 frames per second and then called it your own creation.

I barely got past the 10 second mark either, and I sure as hell don't intend to listen to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 08, 2020, 03:09:28 AM

Ah, no.

He was probably just eating some garmabonzia.

No.  I'm not listening to that either.

But have you heard Angela Hewitt's recent-ish recording of Art of Fugue?

Little known fact, I actually recorded about half of it of it by punching in at the studio.  She was busy traveling, so it was a personal favor for her.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2020, 04:48:37 AM

Was that on the Fazioli that was UNFORTUNATELY lost to the ages???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 09, 2020, 05:46:31 AM

It's time. After all that has happened , you all are finally ready

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 09, 2020, 02:29:46 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 09, 2020, 05:46:31 AM

It's time. After all that has happened , you all are finally ready

Well...I lasted longer than 10 seconds on this one...That should give a clue to john30.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2020, 03:12:43 PM

Quote from: visitor on April 09, 2020, 05:46:31 AM

It's time. After all that has happened , you all are finally ready

Oh... you prick. I didn't even get to the 5 second mark...

I hate you. You know what???

REVENGE, YOU FUCKERS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 12, 2020, 12:26:44 AM

(https://i.redd.it/ag0swcf819s41.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2020, 03:40:36 AM

Is that a selfie of you Bob??? Would explain a lot.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2020, 06:15:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2020, 04:48:37 AM

Was that on the Fazioli that was UNFORTUNATELY lost to the ages???

Well, that was the story to the press.   And it sold well, but then you all people had your whole "ZOMG monkeys and koalas are everywhere on fiire!"

Yeah, it was a bit attention-grabbing, but it was pretty effective.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 12:27:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2020, 06:15:15 PM

Well, that was the story to the press.   And it sold well, but then you all people had your whole "ZOMG monkeys and koalas are everywhere on fiire!"

You're a bit late to the party J_Tour - I asked that 4 days ago.

KEEP UP!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 12:47:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 12:27:46 AM

You're a bit late to the party J_Tour - I asked that 4 days ago.

KEEP UP!!!

Oh, I keep it up all right.  You're talking to the original sixty minute man, here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 01:53:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 12:47:25 AM

Oh, I keep it up all right.  You're talking to the original sixty minute man, here.

Well... glad to see the little blue pills work for you then.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 02:21:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 01:53:05 AM

Well... glad to see the little blue pills work for you then.   

 ;D

Little blue pills.

Nah, that's for amateurs. 

I just inject cocaine right into my sack. 

And the women are none the wiser.

"Excuse me a moment, honey, I just have to go to the little boys' room and powder my jock.  Don't you go changing, sugar!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 03:06:34 AM

So now your sack has more holes than a flute??? Nice to know...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 06:10:41 AM

Hey man, I didn't invite you to play it.

Yeah, it's a regular ocarina down there.

A very impressive instrument, I've heard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 06:31:01 AM

What a cute image for this exceptionally lazy Monday morning...thanks! I only wonder if you can play it yourself? Seems to demand some flexibility...

Does it sound anything like a bag pipe then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 06:40:02 AM

Well, I appreciate the interest, but, no, I don't know what my perforated ball-sack sounds like.

Among those who've heard it live, I doubt there's much of a concensus there either.

"OMG jack's ball sack stinks like a sweaty jock strap and it sounds bad, like some Peter Brötzmann saxophone music."

I'm guessing is what the ladies say.  Some of them like it, I'd say, but I really couldn't say why.  That's their problem.

No real way of knowing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 06:52:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 06:40:02 AM

"OMG jack's ball sack stinks like a sweaty jock strap and it sounds bad, like some Peter Brötzmann saxophone music."

Free jazz?? If your sack sounds like Brötzmann, i'd say lets play! ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 07:04:12 AM

Quote from: outin on April 13, 2020, 06:52:46 AM

Free jazz?? If your sack sounds like Brötzmann, i'd say lets play! ;)

You might be willing to get down on him and give it a blow...

I ain't touching that with a 60-foot pole.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 07:16:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2020, 07:04:12 AM

You might be willing to get down on him and give it a blow...

I ain't touching that with a 60-foot pole.

And you'd be right.

I don't even beat off without wearing PPE.  Gloves and chemistry-lab splash goggles.  As a prophylactic, I use a blowtorch loaded with MAP gas.  And that's just for my own protection.

And yeah, it's nuts down there.  Brötzmann, Lester Bowie.  Cecil Taylor.

It's not something for the timid, I'll tell you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 07:24:38 AM

Quote from: outin on April 13, 2020, 06:52:46 AM

Free jazz?? If your sack sounds like Brötzmann, i'd say lets play! ;)

I don't think Brötzmaann would agree.  Think more like Cecil Taylor. 

It's a hot mess over at my place, and I don't think any reasonable person would be having any of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 07:38:21 AM

So I guess the usual precautions won't do...we need something more thorough...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 07:49:11 AM

Oh, come on, man.  You all are a bunch of perverts or something.

Well...I can't really judge since I'm a fat hypocrite, but honestly. 

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 08:33:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 07:49:11 AM

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

sh*t.

It's not customary to show affection in my family...

There really is nothing to worry about. I don't have a horse and my cats are able to keep their private parts clean without my help (except occasional removal of hair rings from studs). So I don't mind practicing with you, how hard can it be? Just come on over and let me help. I'll need to test you for covid first of course...

Title: Easy come easy go.
Post by: compline on April 13, 2020, 11:14:34 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins (by outin of course)
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 11:59:24 AM

Quote from: compline on April 13, 2020, 11:14:34 AM

I cannot stand the original, so don't expect me to click on that...

And do not mess with the header!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 03:09:08 PM

Quote from: outin on April 13, 2020, 08:33:52 AM

So I don't mind practicing with you, how hard can it be? Just come on over and let me help. I'll need to test you for covid first of course...

I think you'd really regret that.

It's the kind of act that inspires words like "premeditated," "callous indifference," "heinous savagery," and "wanton disregard."

You'd have to wear a blonde wig and a few other pieces from the costume trunk, as well.  And never look me in the eye, ever.  Those are just the basic rules.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 04:22:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 03:09:08 PM

I think you'd really regret that.

It's the kind of act that inspires words like "premeditated," "callous indifference," "heinous savagery," and "wanton disregard."

You'd have to wear a blonde wig and a few other pieces from the costume trunk, as well.  And never look me in the eye, ever.  Those are just the basic rules.

How do you know I am not a blonde??
And I have no intention of looking at your eyes, I have to concentrate on the operation at hand...you don't want me to break anything down there...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 05:03:41 PM

Quote from: outin on April 13, 2020, 04:22:14 PM

How do you know I am not a blonde??
And I have no intention of looking at your eyes, I have to concentrate on the operation at hand...you don't want me to break anything down there...

That's right!  Just keep your head down, fool!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 05:25:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 05:03:41 PM

That's right!  Just keep your head down, fool!

Cool...

But to be honest, I am not a blonde :(
You don't care for cute brunettes at all? I'll just have to offer my cleaning services elsewhere then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 06:35:56 PM

Quote from: outin on April 13, 2020, 05:25:39 PM

Cool...

But to be honest, I am not a blonde :(
You don't care for cute brunettes at all? I'll just have to offer my cleaning services elsewhere then...

Actually I do prefer darker-complexioned in hair and eye color.

Also, I don't prefer them taller than 5'2" at the maximum.

No, I'm not prejudiced, but I do have some standards.

In another life, good fellow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 13, 2020, 06:57:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2020, 06:35:56 PM

Also, I don't prefer them taller than 5'2" at the maximum.

What's wrong with you people? Every civilized person uses metrics... I have no idea how much that archaic measument is... But whatever, I am not going to chop my legs (or my head), I find my length pretty practical. Perfect actually :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2020, 12:53:32 AM

Oh for goodness sake Outin... it's good mathematics at least to know about converting from imperial to metric.

But you are right - it's archaic and primitive. Can't believe some guy years ago had a 30.5 cm large foot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2020, 03:58:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2020, 12:53:32 AM

Oh for goodness sake Outin... it's good mathematics at least to know about converting from imperial to metric.

It's a waste of my time and believe it or not, I've never ever needed to except on piano forums. Normally I only deal with sane Europeans...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2020, 04:08:09 AM

Quote from: outin on April 14, 2020, 03:58:40 AM

It's a waste of my time and believe it or not, I've never ever needed to except on piano forums. Normally I only deal with sane Europeans...

I agree, the British should be sent to reeducation camps.

No taller than 157 centimeters.

At the outside, add a half centimeter.

At the minimum?  Well, I don't know.  I think midgets are funny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 14, 2020, 04:37:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2020, 04:08:09 AM

I agree, the British should be sent to reeducation camps.

No taller than 157 centimeters.

Unless you're a giant they still have to kneel down then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM

Quote from: outin on April 14, 2020, 04:37:07 AM

Unless you're a giant they still have to kneel down then...

Yeah, I got a giant right here, sonny boy.  A real monster.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2020, 01:51:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2020, 05:16:57 AM

Yeah, I got a giant right here, sonny boy.  A real monster.

What... your club foot?    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2020, 04:15:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2020, 01:51:27 PM

What... your club foot?    ;D

That's right.  The last time I took a sauna, somebody thought I was in there with my son.

Real Milton Berle type stuff. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2020, 12:41:19 AM

And yet another obscure reference - no one else gets.

How old are you J_Tour? I don't think you have the stamina to keep up with me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2020, 01:17:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2020, 12:41:19 AM

And yet another obscure reference - no one else gets.

How old are you J_Tour? I don't think you have the stamina to keep up with me.

Plenty old enough to know better. 

Respect for one's elders, son, is a sign of character!

Eh, forget it, just you punks stay off my lawn.

I'm the same age as Jack Benny.  Thirty-nine.

Don't even be encouraging me to grab the violin!  I wouldn't inflict my playing of string instruments on my worst enemy, let along a fretless one that sounds like a cat being skinned even in the hands of a maestro.

ETA In the interest of honesty, I just turned forty-four, FWIW.  But that's a hard 44, so don't even think about getting a gang of some your young hoodlum pals to try to roll me in a parking lot.  I got it covered.  Music?  Eh, work in progress.  I'm putting my book of rep back together, and some of it's OK.  But busting punks?  Sh*t, I got a doctorate in kicking a**.

Milton Berle, Jack Benny?  Obscure references?  I don't think so, not hardly.  Old school, sure, but not that obscure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on April 15, 2020, 03:39:37 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2020, 05:04:56 AM

Meh - didn't Family guy use that joke an almost infinite amount of times that it became no longer funny???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2020, 05:10:01 AM

Meh, Gandalf ain't got nothing on me, that little baby junior sonofabitch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2020, 06:53:26 AM

Yeah - most of the weirdos on YouTube are characters...

I'd prefer to call them 'pricks'. Usually over the top, over-acting, narcissistic dweebs on tell you to hit the 'like' button, as if somehow their ego is tied to how many subscribers they have.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 02:55:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2020, 06:53:26 AM

Yeah - most of the weirdos on YouTube are characters...

I'd prefer to call them 'pricks'. Usually over the top, over-acting, narcissistic dweebs on tell you to hit the 'like' button, as if somehow their ego is tied to how many subscribers they have.

Hey!  That's my head of state you're talking about, you Scott Morrison-loving MF!

Oh.

Well, can they at least whup batman's arse? 

That's what I need from my utube celebutards.  (i) Whup Batman's arse (ii) suck a cheetah's dee, also, if he or she has time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 16, 2020, 04:07:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour
 link=topic=51107.msg698966#msg698966 date=1587005739

Well, can they at least whup batman's arse? 

Didn't we already settle the batman thing?

But did you notice the study that batmen do not get the corona disease? So it can only whup your arse...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2020, 04:31:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 02:55:39 AM

Hey!  That's my head of state you're talking about

I've said MULTIPLE times that I hate Scott Morrison... I think he's an idiot. And who were you talking about...

I don't know any head of State's who are on YouTube?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2020, 05:48:43 AM

(https://i.redd.it/v3tyijqvndhy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2020, 07:02:13 AM

I bet you that little guy woke up one day and thought...

'Finally, I've managed to get this thing working properly. Time for my escape'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 07:02:56 AM

Quote from: outin on April 16, 2020, 04:07:25 AM

Didn't we already settle the batman thing?

But did you notice the study that batmen do not get the corona disease? So it can only whup your arse...

I had the COVID, you weak-kneed little ballerina!  I was in bed for a week with fever, dry cough, and general malaise.  It might have been a rhinovirus or another coronavirus, but I'm immune!  Well, maybe. 

I had some cool feverish hallucinations, though, so that was...sort of neat,..in a not really neat way.

Quote from: perfect_pitch

I don't know any head of State's who are on YouTube?

Lady Elaine Fairchild?  I don't know.

Also, as a point of fact, p_p, I'm not too sure gerbils do a whole lot of thinking over the course of their lives. Otherwie why would they insist upon spending their time up my ass, and also like their older cousins, the guinea pigs, being so delicious? 

Yeah, riddle me that.

I am far from done with whupping batman's ass.

And now I have animal helpers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2020, 11:40:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 07:02:56 AM

Otherwie why would they insist upon spending their time up my ass

You and Richard Gere are pen-pals, aren't you? 

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 16, 2020, 02:51:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 07:02:56 AM

And now I have animal herpes.

Fixed that typo...
Luckily I only have the usual one right now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2020, 03:33:40 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 07:02:56 AM

And now I have animal herpes.

I don't know what... to... I mean...

(https://i.ibb.co/r6CdXXd/There-are-no-words.jpg)

There are no words... none.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 05:17:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2020, 11:40:15 AM

You and Richard Gere are pen-pals, aren't you? 

 ;D

Oh, we're well beyond that.

He helps me in everything I do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2020, 01:26:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 05:17:47 PM

Oh, we're well beyond that.

He helps me in everything I do.

And what that entails, I DON'T want to know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 17, 2020, 03:14:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2020, 05:17:47 PM

Oh, we're well beyond that.

He helps me in everything I do.

Like the weird guy? How many people do you see following you around exactly?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2020, 04:34:35 AM

Quote from: outin on April 17, 2020, 03:14:18 AM

Like the weird guy? How many people do you see following you around exactly?

I'm sure there are many people following him around...

The FBI, CIA, Scientologists, men in long white lab coats, the Illuminati...

I could go on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 17, 2020, 07:21:40 PM

*Bob brings in an echidna to push people aside for an easy win.*  8)

(https://www.bushheritage.org.au/getmedia/2cc19a2f-c5e6-41db-9573-f8e1e2d94d87/27091-baby-echidna?width=600&height=800&ext=.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2020, 12:28:03 AM

Sorry, but if you want cute... that guy is ugly as sin.

This guy...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eSzJzBCDWjk/maxresdefault.jpg)

...wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 18, 2020, 07:01:59 AM

Pathetic. Mammals are so boring...

(https://files.brightside.me/files/news/part_63/637560/7045060-DFvXI_KZsRwEg5f9RMEFciqyMn2LryOtPZMcIgqkEPw-1540754853-728-09228f86e2-1540883964.jpg)

But if you insist...

(https://karenranney.com/wp-content/uploads/6a010535647bf3970b01bb09c9413c970d-800wi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2020, 03:00:39 PM

Quote from: outin on April 18, 2020, 07:01:59 AM

(https://karenranney.com/wp-content/uploads/6a010535647bf3970b01bb09c9413c970d-800wi.jpg)

You LITERALLY just wrote...

Quote from: outin on April 18, 2020, 07:01:59 AM

Mammals are so boring...

So why post a picture of them? Spiders are boring. They're ugly and revolting and they leave a mess everywhere with their bloody webs. And I swear, if I ever see another large spider sitting above the toilet bowl when I'm relieving my bowels...

I will burn the mother-*** house down and declare war against them. I already have a flame-thrower, ready to use.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 18, 2020, 05:05:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2020, 03:00:39 PM

Spiders are boring. They're ugly and revolting and they leave a mess everywhere with their bloody webs.

I have to say I have never seen one IRL...

(https://comps.canstockphoto.com/halloween-card-with-bloody-background-vector-clip-art_csp22310717.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2020, 03:00:39 PM

And I swear, if I ever see another large spider sitting above the toilet bowl when I'm relieving my bowels...

I will burn the mother-*** house down and declare war against them. I already have a flame-thrower, ready to use.

Boy, you really are estranged from nature...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2020, 09:03:51 PM

Oh you people.  Always talking about animals and mammals and Richard Gere and John Wayne and stuff.

Ridiculous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 18, 2020, 11:33:30 PM

(https://secureimg.stitcher.com/feedimagesplain328/454693.jpg)


Really it's because it's "something I didn't watch" and that was the first pic that came up.  The rest were Apple watches.  ::)


edit:   Darnit...
https://secureimg.stitcher.com/feedimagesplain328/454693.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 19, 2020, 12:13:53 AM

Meanwhile...

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_GHycPBPEn/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 01:12:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 18, 2020, 09:03:51 PM

John Wayne

Who???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 02:56:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 01:12:14 AM

Who???

How should I know?  On my best days I'm an idiot.

Here, have one on me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 04:13:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 02:56:56 AM

How should I know?  On my best days I'm an idiot.

Here, have one on me.

Why on earth would anyone want to watch a YT video of some blond guy talking about the music of TM when you could spend that few minutes of your life actually listening to Monk's playing???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 04:41:17 AM

Give me Mozart anyday of the week over Monk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 05:07:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 04:41:17 AM

Give me Mozart anyday of the week over Monk.

All right.  You and outin just made my list.

That's right you crazy fools.

And, yes, outin, it's supposed to be a joke, the video.  The organist and keyboard player Larry Goldings put on that verkakte wig and did those videos as a spoof.  IOW it's a joke, man.  He's a pretty good jazz organist.  Not one of my idols or anything, but he's OK as a player, and a pretty nice guy IIRC from when he was up at Augie's near Columbia on the upper West side, playing that old Korg CX-3.  I might be mistaken, but I make a lot of mistakes.

And, yes, if I could figure out a way to arrange the second aria of the queen of the night from Mozart, I'd probably prefer to play that too.

The only way I can think of that is to cover the harmony and rhythm on acoustic piano with LH, and liberal amounts of sost. pedal, and do the vocals in RH on the Hammond organ.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 05:25:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 05:07:25 AM

All right.  You and outin just made my list.

I'm already on Santa's 'naughty' list... I don't think I'll care being on yours either.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 05:26:17 AM

Sorry, j_foul, I did not watch the video because 99% of YT videos where people talk about music are BS.

And I absolutely CANNOT STAND MOZART!

His music I mean...the guy probably wasn't that bad...I could have had a few beers with him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 05:28:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 05:25:28 AM

I'm already on Santa's 'naughty' list... I don't think I'll care being on yours either.

Well, it's too late!  I already made my list!  I never change my mind, ever!

Also, Père Noël is not real!  Nor the Easter Bunny or whatever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 05:31:52 AM

Quote from: outin on April 19, 2020, 05:26:17 AM

Sorry, j_foul, I did not watch the video because 99% of YT videos where people talk about music are BS.

And I absolutely CANNOT STAND MOZART!

His music I mean...the guy probably wasn't that bad...I could have had a few beers with him.

what? 

Who doesn't like Mozart?

OMFG.

I mean, yeah, he wasn't always the best, but really?

I'd never even heard of anybody who didn't enjoy listening to or playing at least some of Mozart.

All right, buddy.  Now you're on my new revised list!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 05:56:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 05:31:52 AM

what? 

Who doesn't like Mozart?

OMFG.

I mean, yeah, he wasn't always the best, but really?

I'd never even heard of anybody who didn't enjoy listening to or playing at least some of Mozart.

All right, buddy.  Now you're on my new revised list!

Well, you have heard of me now, have you?
And I am serious. I just don't get how anyone would voluntarily listen to his music...Classisism is generally boring, but Mozart's is annoying as h*ll. In fact my h*ll would probably be filled with that stuff.
But then again, it seems there's something wrong with 99,9999999% of mankind...so I guess there's nothing to wonder really...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:00:23 AM

Quote from: outin on April 19, 2020, 05:56:59 AM

Well, you have heard of me now, have you?
And I am serious. I just don't get how anyone would voluntarily listen to his music...Classisism is generally boring, but Mozart's is annoying as h*ll. In fact my h*ll would probably be filled with that stuff.
But then again, it seems there's something wrong with 99,9999999% of mankind...so I guess there's nothing to wonder really...

Well, de gustibus, to each his or her own.

For me, I love his mature opera and many of his piano concerti.  I could do without many of his piano sonatas, but to each his or her own. 

And you're probably right:  he would have been a fun guy to hoist a beer with in Wien.  I don't know very much about his personal life, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 06:05:03 AM

But hey, this guy is also called Mozart. I like him :)
(https://live.staticflickr.com/4011/4558861262_c6df42011a_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 06:11:34 AM

That is the reason we invented flame-throwers.

Imagine one of them sitting above you when you're... at your most vulnerable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:17:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 06:11:34 AM

That is the reason we invented flame-throwers.

Imagine one of them sitting above you when you're... at your most vulnerable.

Well, since you asked.

I must start eating better.  I've had exactly three movements of the lower bowel in the past ten days.

It is not good. 

I think the obstruction started when I had the brilliant idea to start drinking White Russians instead of my usual bourbon and beer.

I think I might be retarded or something. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 06:26:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:17:18 AM

I think I might be retarded or something.

Sometimes we do get a sudden moment of enlightenment!

But it is now suspected by scientists that our bowels have a great impact on our brain function...
My bowels have always worked well...in fact I need to go right now. And if I happen to meet a cute spider while at it, I will just have a little chat with him/her...little because it won't take me long to finish my business :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:36:12 AM

Quote from: outin on April 19, 2020, 06:26:01 AM

Sometimes we do get a sudden moment of enlightenment!

But it is now suspected by scientists that our bowels have a great impact on our brain function...
My bowels have always worked well...in fact I need to go right now. And if I happen to meet a cute spider while at it, I will just have a little chat with him/her...little because it won't take me long to finish my business :)

Well congratulations on your smooth moves.

We aren't all so lucky, papa! 

I'd welcome with open arms if I saw a spider crawling out of the throne if it meant I'd get a decent sh*t.

TBH, yes, I think the average secretions by the endocrine and renal and general digestion system in humans is about two or more liters quod diem.  It's a surprising amount, but humans are surprising creatures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 06:42:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:36:12 AM

Well congratulations on your smooth moves.

We aren't all so lucky, papa! 

I'd welcome with open arms if I saw a spider crawling out of the throne if it meant I'd get a decent sh*t.

TBH, yes, I think the average secretions by the endocrine and renal and general digestion system in humans is about two or more liters quod diem.  It's a surprising amount, but humans are surprising creatures.

Well, it's not all about luck. Ever heard of fibers?
When I look at what people eat these days I am not surprised they have time to meet MANY spiders during their sessions.

Back to music, did I mention I hate opera too? Singing is fun, I admit it, but I can barely name one classical singer I can bare to listen to...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:53:21 AM

Quote from: outin on April 19, 2020, 06:42:48 AM

Well, it's not all about luck. Ever heard of fibers?
When I look at what people eat these days I am not surprised they have time to meet MANY spiders during their sessions.

Back to music, did I mention I hate opera too? Singing is fun, I admit it, but I can barely name one classical singer I can bare to listen to...

OMFG you're a regular philistine! 

Who doesn't study Wagner or Berg? 

I mean, it comes down to personal taste, I guess.  I don't spend my time listening to Richard Strauss, but, well, whatever I guess.

And, yes, I'm a pretty good cook and I know all about macronutrients, but I'm also a bachelor and extremely lazy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 07:12:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 06:53:21 AM

OMFG you're a regular philistine! 

Who doesn't study Wagner or Berg? 

I mean, it comes down to personal taste, I guess.  I don't spend my time listening to Richard Strauss, but, well, whatever I guess.

And, yes, I'm a pretty good cook and I know all about macronutrients, but I'm also a bachelor and extremely lazy.

I guess you are right. I simply do not care for people. They are at best ok and useful as some sort of entertainment or work force but at their worst annoying and a nuisance.

I live alone too, hate cooking and am incredibly lazy..but it only takes a few things:
- Avoid red meat (and why not, it does not even taste good)
- Avoid white flour...it just kills your bowel. Unfortunately this does mean most delicious bakery stuff should be limited from daily use...as well as pizza :( On the other hand white bread is tasteless compared to what we finns are used to eating :)
(https://kotiliesi.fi/wp-content/uploads/reseptit/188359-ruisleipa.jpg)
- Instead of white rice, pasta or whatever use whole grain. Once used to it the white ones seem like nothing to eat.
- Try to add some real vegetables to the food every now and then.
- Chili and good coffee never hurt, but coffee must be dark roasted if you are prone to heart burn :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2020, 08:14:55 AM

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 03:01:33 PM

Quote from: outin on April 19, 2020, 06:26:01 AM

And if I happen to meet a cute spider while at it, I will just have a little chat with him/her...

You do realise... spiders don't talk??? That's just the hashish you've been consuming that's making them appear to talk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 19, 2020, 08:05:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2020, 03:01:33 PM

You do realise... spiders don't talk??? That's just the hashish you've been consuming that's making them appear to talk.

Of course they do! They just don't want to speak to a wannabe rambo with an addiction to flame throwers...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2020, 01:42:49 AM

I prefer to talk to humans instead of spiders...

You know... like normal people do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 20, 2020, 03:50:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2020, 01:42:49 AM

I prefer to talk to humans instead of spiders...

You know... like normal people do.

Normality is so overrated...as well as people...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2020, 04:44:38 AM

Quote from: outin on April 20, 2020, 03:50:22 AM

Normality is so overrated...

Only by crazy people.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 20, 2020, 04:54:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2020, 04:44:38 AM

Only by crazy people.

You just don't know what you are missing...

(https://miro.medium.com/max/2400/1*0kpqkz9-Z8b0VMB36es7zw.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2020, 09:44:52 AM

There is no 'Right' crazy... just varying degrees of bat-sh*t loony.

You might like this song Outin, enjoy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 20, 2020, 05:13:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2020, 09:44:52 AM

There is no 'Right' crazy... just varying degrees of bat-sh*t loony.

You might like this song Outin, enjoy.

It's a nice song, sure...and so last decade...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 01:47:45 AM

I'm sorry - let's find one that's from this decade...

There you go - nothing but grinding axe noises and techno-trash. Feel better???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2020, 03:40:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 01:47:45 AM

I'm sorry - let's find one that's from this decade...

There you go - nothing but grinding axe noises and techno-trash. Feel better???

Sorry, had to stop the video at the beginning...the noises from children were too much for me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2020, 04:17:57 AM

Quote from: outin on April 20, 2020, 05:13:55 PM

It's a nice song, sure...and so last decade...

ZOMG.

I think you people are going to give me a coronary.

Yeah, I know my uncle hasn't left his apartment in a month or more, so kept some dispoable medical masks from work.

I tell him once, "Hose rules, just don't touch the toilet -- it's filthy and you're just going to spred your nasty gastric sh*t around my apartment.  At the very least wash your hands, you digusting animal"

Second or third time, his retoirt?  "Well, it's just habit."  Well, time for some ne habits.  This is my place, and I don't ask much:  don't break my equipment, and use the toilet like I said.  Or go outside, for all I carel

And what a surprise when I left the place to drop him off.  Hundreds of cigarette butts just strewn all over my carpet.

Yeah, I'm not Joe Clean, but at least I clean up after myself, especially at somebody else's place.

And some great effing piano player...."Mumble mumble, I just play in C."  Well effing try harder, nerd.  A.  Ab.  Db.

I won't say I hate all people, but pretty damned close. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 05:12:42 AM

Outin... That's the idea... you get a coronary, I win the thread.

My evil plan is finally coming to fruition.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2020, 05:46:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 05:12:42 AM

Outin... That's the idea... you get a coronary, I win the thread.

My evil plan is finally coming to fruition.    ;D

Oh, that's adorable.  You think you're evil.

Well I've never been convicted or even charged, but I defy you to find somebody more misanthropic and hateful than me.

You child.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 21, 2020, 02:48:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 05:12:42 AM

Outin... That's the idea... you get a coronary, I win the thread.

My evil plan is finally coming to fruition.    ;D

I'm afraid it's not working out...my heart vessels are not impressed...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 11:14:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 21, 2020, 05:46:52 AM

Well I've never been convicted or even charged, but I defy you to find somebody more misanthropic and hateful than me.

I didn't say I was misanthropic - I said I was evil. Big difference.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2020, 11:41:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2020, 11:14:58 PM

I didn't say I was misanthropic - I said I was evil. Big difference.

Well then you just haven't followed through yet.

You're young:  you'll learn.

I recommend practicing on animals first, if you're squeamish about operating on human-like creatures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2020, 02:21:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 21, 2020, 11:41:58 PM

Well then you just haven't followed through yet.

You're young:  you'll learn.

I've seen the entire series of Dexter... I've learnt all I need to.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2020, 03:22:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2020, 02:21:16 AM

I've seen the entire series of Dexter... I've learnt all I need to.

Well, that's your choice, then.  I"m just saying you have to be professional about misanthropy.

Dexter Morgan never even wore a Tyvek bunny suit, is all I'm saying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 22, 2020, 03:33:26 AM

Which one of you released covid then?? Such a scattergun attempt at removing the competition here, it shall fail! But congrats you wiped trillions off the world markets.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2020, 09:09:39 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 22, 2020, 03:33:26 AM

Which one of you released covid then??

HEY... don't blame me. Blame the Chinese...





[Too soon?!?]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 22, 2020, 09:23:25 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 22, 2020, 03:33:26 AM

Which one of you released covid then?? Such a scattergun attempt at removing the competition here, it shall fail! But congrats you wiped trillions off the world markets.

Well...that may have been another good motivation :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2020, 02:20:38 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 22, 2020, 03:33:26 AM

Which one of you released covid then?? Such a scattergun attempt at removing the competition here, it shall fail! But congrats you wiped trillions off the world markets.

Yeah, but I stand to make millions off commodity bat futures in the next ten years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2020, 02:27:10 PM

Bats started this whole bloody ordeal... I think bat sales are about to hit the crapper.

I suggest we start eating cats. Get rid of them as an internet meme.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2020, 02:41:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2020, 02:27:10 PM

Bats started this whole bloody ordeal... I think bat sales are about to hit the crapper.

I suggest we start eating cats. Get rid of them as an internet meme.

Oh, bats are coming back in a big way.  Now is the time to buy.

Not only are they delicious, and the kids love them, they don't have all that pelt you have to skin off the cats to enjoy.

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/94228622_10158475593769047_3016567866573979648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=B7TI_eJIhtcAX98m8D3&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=d743cba28d5d1b61b5da0f9515cc537b&oe=5EC75CA2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2020, 12:54:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 22, 2020, 02:41:55 PM

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/94228622_10158475593769047_3016567866573979648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=B7TI_eJIhtcAX98m8D3&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=d743cba28d5d1b61b5da0f9515cc537b&oe=5EC75CA2)

Maybe... but that guy ain't going to having kids if he continues to wear them like that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 23, 2020, 04:55:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2020, 02:27:10 PM

I suggest we start eating cats. Get rid of them as an internet meme.

At least I have such food reserve at home. How about you? Maybe you should start eating big spiders? I have been told the meat is delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2020, 06:00:02 AM

Quote from: outin on April 23, 2020, 04:55:57 AM

At least I have such food reserve at home. How about you? Maybe you should start eating big spiders? I have been told the meat is delicious.

Yeah, but there's hair all over the legs.

It's like eating a human or a cat:  you got to burn that sh*t off with a blowtorch, or just skin it like some other of our woodland friends.  The humble opossum or squirrel.

Nothing is easier than to skin a cat!  Ask the French!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2020, 06:11:11 AM

Quote from: outin on April 23, 2020, 04:55:57 AM

Maybe you should start eating big spiders? I have been told the meat is delicious.

There's practically no meat on the bloody things. It's like chewing individual spaghetti strands.

And anyway, nothing can replace the taste of chicken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 01:49:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2020, 06:11:11 AM

And anyway, nothing can replace the taste of chicken.

Long pig. 

It replaces all need for the chickens. 

Which BTW are pretty nasty jittery little creatures, all flying all over the place.  Hardly any meat in the feet.

I think dog would be a more palatable solution than outright cannibalism for most people, though.

I mean, obviously, you clip the vocal cords of your neighbors' dogs, obviously, so, what's one step more?  You feed it some meat with bits of spring steel embedded in it, you harvest the prey in the dead of night, and just field strip it in your house.

In your kill room. 

Obviously.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2020, 03:50:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 01:49:15 AM

I think dog would be a more palatable solution than outright cannibalism for most people, though.

I mean, obviously, you clip the vocal cords of your neighbors' dogs, obviously, so, what's one step more?  You feed it some meat with bits of spring steel embedded in it, you harvest the prey in the dead of night, and just field strip it in your house.

In your kill room. 

Obviously.

Obviously. I've got the metres and metres of plastic sheet wrap placed on the floor already - the tools have been sharpened; now all I need is for someone next door to get a dog.

Now I play the waiting game...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 04:04:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2020, 03:50:42 AM

Obviously. I've got the metres and metres of plastic sheet wrap placed on the floor already - the tools have been sharpened; now all I need is for someone next door to get a dog.

Now I play the waiting game...

See?

This young fellow, he understand!

First you prepare the room (really, it's supposed to be have been always already prepared, future perfect, you know), and then you wait.

Bah, you can get some dingos anytime, but they're kind of neat animals. 

The best meat requires the best pets.

And the best meat requires the best neighbors.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 04:19:49 AM

Quote from: outin on April 16, 2020, 04:07:25 AM

Didn't we already settle the batman thing?

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2020, 04:39:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 04:04:33 AM

Bah, you can get some dingos anytime, but they're kind of neat animals. 

Exactly how far out of civilisation do you think I live??? You think Dingo's just roam the suburbs? Instead of Taxi's, we just grab onto the nearest kangaroo and ride them down the streets???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 06:24:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2020, 04:39:17 AM

Exactly how far out of civilisation do you think I live???

I don't know.  Australia or something.

Or maybe by that fancy opera house.

Same thing, isn't it?

You still haven't settled "the batman thing" so...

Oh, sh*t, you're probably talking about cricket or some sh*t.

Well may god have mercy on your soul, you person!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2020, 07:01:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 06:24:33 AM

You still haven't settled "the batman thing" so...

That's not me you need to discuss it with... DUH!!!

And no - I hate Cricket. Worst sport ever... after Football.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 02:10:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2020, 07:01:40 AM

That's not me you need to discuss it with... DUH!!!

And no - I hate Cricket. Worst sport ever... after Football.

All right, I'm going to settle it.

Cricket is *** boring as sh*t.

Rugby is football for brain-damaged tards.

I don't even know the British slang.  So, "soccer" is British for "footie." 

And I like sports in general, even that moron sport the Brits insist on calling "soccer," and everyone else just says "let's finger our girlfriends and take big selfies."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 08:30:22 PM

Oh.

I think I lost the thread. 

Apparently the mere suggestion that one uses a pedestrian hunting bird or medium-sized game shotgun to deter trespassers via e-mail to one's property manager warrants a visit from the county sheriff. 

Via e-mail, no less.

Well, no, apparently in the US, some folks don't take to it kindly none.  Some people apparently consider that to have been a threat.

Bastard idiots.

I hope a dingo eats their babies. 

Bastards.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 12:16:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2020, 02:10:51 PM

Rugby is football for brain-damaged tards.

That made me laugh out loud... very heartily. I needed that for a Saturday morning because I'm tired.

Now I need copious amount of black coffee, only because milk waters down and sullies the extraordinary power of CAFFEINE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2020, 04:18:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 12:16:14 AM

That made me laugh out loud... very heartily. I needed that for a Saturday morning because I'm tired.

Now I need copious amount of black coffee, only because milk waters down and sullies the extraordinary power of CAFFEINE!!!

Just to make it clear, I hate all sports... And my evil plan to remove it seems to have worked well...

Coffee needs milk but have you not heard of coffein pills? I always have those ready beside my bed...when I was a kid the only way to get me up and to school in the mornings was to bring me coffee into bed. Since my mother is not available for that job, I rely on pills and enjoy my coffee later...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 05:13:50 AM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2020, 04:18:50 AM

Coffee needs milk

No it doesn't... Only saps put milk in coffee. Hard men drink it black, hot and without sugar.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2020, 05:45:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 05:13:50 AM

No it doesn't... Only saps put milk in coffee. Hard men drink it black, hot and without sugar.

No, that's how I drink my tar!



Besides, last I checked I was definitely not a hard man...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 07:31:57 AM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2020, 05:45:47 AM

No, that's how I drink my tar!

And how are your lungs right now??? Smokers probably inhale all the tar they can get, but I can easily outrun any of them in a 100-yard dash.

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2020, 05:45:47 AM

Besides, last I checked I was definitely not a hard man...

You could probably borrow some of those little blue pills from J_Tour then... provided he hasn't run out of them.

 ;D

[I am a cheeky mother-f@#$er.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 25, 2020, 01:23:14 PM

*low, ominous, sustained bass tone.*


*Bob releases a single Norwegian lemming into the thread*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 25, 2020, 01:44:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 07:31:57 AM

And how are your lungs right now??? Smokers probably inhale all the tar they can get, but I can easily outrun any of them in a 100-yard dash.

Us Finns have been drinking and eating tar forever and our lungs are just fine!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2020, 07:31:57 AM

You could probably borrow some of those little blue pills from J_Tour then... provided he hasn't run out of them.

I guess I could try...would be interesting to see which part of me would get hard...not sure I'd be more manly though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2020, 09:58:20 PM

Quote from: outin on April 25, 2020, 04:18:50 AM

Just to make it clear, I hate all sports... And my evil plan to remove it seems to have worked well...

Coffee needs milk but have you not heard of coffein pills? I always have those ready beside my bed...when I was a kid the only way to get me up and to school in the mornings was to bring me coffee into bed. Since my mother is not available for that job, I rely on pills and enjoy my coffee later...

True.  I only drink instant coffee, and it doesn't have an "aroma."  More like a stench. 

Milk is the only thing that makes that foul brew drinkable.

Yes, I know how to make real coffee, from cold brew to using a French press, including roasting my own beans, but I don't do that fancy stuff any more.  I just want caffeine in the morning, and not have to vomit after drinking it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2020, 01:21:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 25, 2020, 09:58:20 PM

I only drink instant coffee

INSTANT COFFEE???

(https://i.ibb.co/r6CdXXd/There-are-no-words.jpg)

That's just wrong... seriously wrong.

[and I'm starting to like the use of the Sonic shocked face as a meme.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2020, 06:42:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 25, 2020, 09:58:20 PM

Yes, I know how to make real coffee, from cold brew to using a French press, including roasting my own beans, but I don't do that fancy stuff any more.  I just want caffeine in the morning, and not have to vomit after drinking it.

That's overdoing it! No need to get fancy, you just need some good dark roast ground coffee and a water boiler. Coffee makers spoil the taste and take longer than the traditional filtering system.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71TsD5QtyKL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

EDIT: A bit smaller might do though...

Non filtered coffee does taste even better but with the amounts I drink it can rise the cholesterol levels a bit too much...in average a Finn uses 12kg of coffee yearly and I think I use about 18kg...need to buy a package every 3 weeks or so...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2020, 07:27:54 AM

It's all I've been doing since Australia is self-isolation. Got my toilet paper ready, and my espresso machine.

I'm ready to beat the whole COVID crap. So far 2020 has been nothing but a big disappointment.

#2020cansuckit

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2020, 08:10:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2020, 07:27:54 AM

It's all I've been doing since Australia is self-isolation. Got my toilet paper ready, and my espresso machine.

I'm ready to beat the whole COVID crap. So far 2020 has been nothing but a big disappointment.

#2020cansuckit

Interesting...I absolutely love this! No need to go anywhere or meet anyone so I can enjoy my own company as much as I like...which is a lot :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2020, 08:59:01 AM

Yeah - well good for you. I'm single and still looking for that special someone. Hard to meet people when most restaurants, movies and social gatherings are closed.

 :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 26, 2020, 12:13:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2020, 08:59:01 AM

Yeah - well good for you. I'm single and still looking for that special someone. Hard to meet people when most restaurants, movies and social gatherings are closed.

 :(

Who needs a special someone? Except for the one you already have, there's no need to look further.  In general relationships are overrated...everyone should take this great opportunity to learn to enjoy oneself more.

Of course young people have certain needs, but self help should do for a while...at least you don't need to worry about STDs...

And if you need someone to talk to...get a cat!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 26, 2020, 05:00:47 PM

Quote from: outin on April 26, 2020, 12:13:25 PM

Of course young people have certain needs, but self help should do for a while...at least you don't need to worry about STDs...

"Worry" about STDs?  Nah, they're a badge of honor!

Not crabs, though.  Those bring great shame and dishonor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2020, 12:27:14 AM

Quote from: outin on April 26, 2020, 12:13:25 PM

And if you need someone to talk to...get a cat!

I've read Garfield - I'm ALREADY depressed enough; I don't need another furry, mopey sod hanging around the place and getting cat-hair all over my grand piano.

And cat's can't TALK!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 27, 2020, 05:02:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2020, 12:27:14 AM

I've read Garfield - I'm ALREADY depressed enough; I don't need another furry, mopey sod hanging around the place and getting cat-hair all over my grand piano.

And cat's can't TALK!!!

You're so wrong...
Warning! If you already have cats, do turn the volume down a little unless you want to create a havoc...

Besides, isn't enough that they listen? The problem with humans is that they want to speak even if they have nothing important to say. Mostly it would be enough to just listen to me say how things are/should be....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2020, 05:49:33 AM

[I told myself I wouldn't click on that...]



[Why the *** did I click on that...?]



[I argued to myself that it wouldn't be worth clicking on... I only have myself to blame]



DAMN YOU OUTIN!

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/You-bastard.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 27, 2020, 09:31:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2020, 05:49:33 AM

[I told myself I wouldn't click on that...]



[Why the *** did I click on that...?]



[I argued to myself that it wouldn't be worth clicking on... I only have myself to blame]



DAMN YOU OUTIN!

So did you notice the typo? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2020, 01:57:01 PM

I got 7 seconds in before wanting to strangle you (and chastise myself) for clicking it.

If it was in the first 7 seconds, then no. If it was after, then I couldn't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 27, 2020, 04:34:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2020, 01:57:01 PM

I got 7 seconds in before wanting to strangle you (and chastise myself) for clicking it.

If it was in the first 7 seconds, then no. If it was after, then I couldn't care.

Damn, I was so sure you could not resist the temptation and fall for the torture...you're getting better, but you will still not win...and I will keep on causing you pain!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 27, 2020, 10:53:31 PM

That video's stretching it.

But you can't beat the classic no no cat.
 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2020, 01:56:24 AM

Quote from: outin on April 27, 2020, 04:34:49 PM

Damn, I was so sure you could not resist the temptation and fall for the torture...you're getting better, but you will still not win...and I will keep on causing you pain!

I'm getting smarter... I see now that the only way forward is to never play another YouTube video by you again...

...and possibly from Bob either.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 28, 2020, 03:49:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2020, 01:56:24 AM

...and possibly from Bob either.

Now there's something we can agree on!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2020, 04:31:53 AM

Quote from: outin on April 29, 2020, 03:36:43 AM

I hate to disappoint you, I am allergic to many things but none of them will kill me...just cause unpleasant swelling and make me look like a monster...might scare you to death :)

Please - I've seen most of the horror movies on the planet. I ain't scared of anything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2020, 06:20:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2020, 04:31:53 AM

Please - I've seen most of the horror movies on the planet. I ain't scared of anything.

I bet Olivia Hussey's character in Black Christmas scared you more than Keir Dullea's.

You're scared of Jello Biafra, I tell you what.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2020, 06:31:26 AM

I ain't touching that with a 60-foot pole. I said I wasn't going to listen to Wesley Willis - EVER!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2020, 08:15:40 AM

C'mon - the last thing we need to do is draw 'you know who' into the thread... let him wallow in the other threads.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on April 30, 2020, 02:52:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 30, 2020, 07:57:49 AM

One word:  Sorabji.

How could anyone say no to this?? Just bring out the poles, boys!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2020, 11:16:29 PM

Just like Jerry Lee, I do my little boogie-woogie every day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2020, 03:08:06 AM

I envy the day of musicians who actually wrote and performed their own songs - without autotune and without backing tracks.

They were REAL BLOODY MUSICIANS. Not the corporate f@#$wits that big conglomerate companies that write the same generic musical crap that they offer to people who are really catwalk models who spend 10 hours a day practising their dance moves (not their singing, by the fact that they can't sing for crap and when they do, are autotuned to such high degree that they may as well just let Artificial intelligence sing it for them) who charge $300 a ticket and don't even bloody well sing live on stage.

I do like Pink though - she doesn't use auto-tune or backing tracks.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHZWKD3NO4)

She should be the standard that all musicians are measured by.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2020, 03:25:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2020, 03:08:06 AM

I envy the day of musicians who actually wrote and performed their own songs - without autotune and without backing tracks.

They were REAL BLOODY MUSICIANS.

What exactly are you blathering on about?

I think I fully agree, but perhaps the last bit of optimism I had left in the world is that, "Yes!  You're a musician, so play something, boy!"

Sadly that's probably not been the case for decades, but it's still the standard I hold up.

If some "musician" says "hey, I can't sight-transpose" or whatever:  of course there are tricks of the trade, but if you can't play to a James Brown or Aretha Franklin recording, I'd say hang it up.

Now, dancing like JB or singing like AF, that's another thing. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2020, 03:31:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2020, 12:19:20 AM

Everyone lies on the internet. I mean, as far as you know - I could really be a 3,000 year old alien being who is just using the internet to understand the human race and to discover their weaknesses.

I seldom bother to lie, the truth is weird enough ;)

But of course I was only referring to the physical entity I have taken to complete my tasks. Winning this thread is only one of them, the rest will remain unrevealed for your own safety...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 02, 2020, 03:43:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2020, 03:08:06 AM

I envy the day of musicians who actually wrote and performed their own songs - without autotune and without backing tracks.

They were REAL BLOODY MUSICIANS. Not the corporate f@#$wits that big conglomerate companies that write the same generic musical crap that they offer to people who are really catwalk models who spend 10 hours a day practising their dance moves (not their singing, by the fact that they can't sing for crap and when they do, are autotuned to such high degree that they may as well just let Artificial intelligence sing it for them) who charge $300 a ticket and don't even bloody well sing live on stage.

Singing in tune is easy, it takes a little more to sell records and draw crowds. Some of those people are actually talented you know, they just create that crap because people want it...

How do I install autotune to my cello?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2020, 03:58:11 AM

Quote from: outin on May 02, 2020, 03:43:12 AM

Singing in tune is easy, it takes a little more to sell records and draw crowds. Some of those people are actually talented you know, they just create that crap because people want it...

How do I install autotune to my cello?  ;D

Oh, hockeypucks  To get big crowds you need a good manager and some flashy clothes.  And, yeah, being a good performer is part of that.  Even in pomouth jazz or rock jobs, the look is part of it. 

Only Aretha could get away with being such a heavy, bold, and beautiful woman most of her career:  but she was Aretha.

I don't claim it's a difficult calculus, but it sure does matter.

Autotune a cello?  What are smoking acid or something?  Even keyboardists who typicallly have a "transpose" feature on their live gear wouldn't even use that.  Or at least they wouldn't admit to it. 

C'mon, lady, your intonation can't be that bad you need Antares Autotune for your 'cello. 

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Post by: outin on May 02, 2020, 04:11:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 02, 2020, 03:58:11 AM

C'mon, lady, your intonation can't be that bad you need Antares Autotune for your 'cello.

I can assure you it can be...it seems it takes some practice to train the fingers, damn!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2020, 06:19:00 AM

Quote from: outin on May 02, 2020, 04:11:23 AM

I can assure you it can be...it seems it takes some practice to train the fingers, damn!

No dog doodie?

Well put your hands on your hips and go for a ride!

What would Aretha Franklin do?

That's right, just same as I said!

And pick up a 3/4 size double bass while you're at it and start up with the music of the people.  Talking about doghouse bass, playing both kinds of music, country AND western.  With some jazz and race records on the side, but don't tell nobody.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2020, 07:55:46 AM

Quote from: outin on May 02, 2020, 03:31:57 AM

Winning this thread is only one of them

Question is - how will you feel when you realise you won't get to accomplish that task?

Not to be mean, but you're not going to win; and you're in denial if you think you are.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 03:53:04 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2020, 04:04:10 PM

Looks like there has been some spring cleaning here!
And now I am winning again :)

Lets get back to business...instead of a cute cat picture I am posting a cute...whatever...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/a3/5a/89a35acd4a03fbc2b33fc70987e7b4a8.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 04:05:47 PM

Quote from: outin on April 26, 2020, 06:42:44 AM

That's overdoing it! No need to get fancy, you just need some good dark roast ground coffee and a water boiler. Coffee makers spoil the taste and take longer than the traditional filtering system.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71TsD5QtyKL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)

EDIT: A bit smaller might do though...

Non filtered coffee does taste even better but with the amounts I drink it can rise the cholesterol levels a bit too much...in average a Finn uses 12kg of coffee yearly and I think I use about 18kg...need to buy a package every 3 weeks or so...

I'm very familiar with the manual drip system, using water at the correct temperature.

I drink two liters of coffee in the morning, typically. 

That method takes a real heck of a long time, unless you're just making a cup or two. 

I know everything about making coffee, making wine, and, cursing like a sailor.  There's not a thing you can tell me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 04:15:08 PM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2020, 04:04:10 PM

Looks like there has been some spring cleaning here!
And now I am winning again :)

Lets get back to business...instead of a cute cat picture I am posting a cute...whatever...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/89/a3/5a/89a35acd4a03fbc2b33fc70987e7b4a8.jpg)

You wish.  I don't even know what that thing is, but it's probably edible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2020, 04:16:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 04:05:47 PM

I drink two liters of coffee in the morning, typically. 

That method takes f****** forever, unless you're just making a cup or two. 

It doesn't really...you are just in denial... The coffee will be done while I prepare the rest of my breakfast.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2020, 04:17:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 04:15:08 PM

You wish.  I don't even know what that thing is, but it's probably edible.

Well, I did some research and it is a Venezuelan poodle moth. Most insects are edible, so you are probably right.

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Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 04:44:30 PM

Quote from: outin

It doesn't really...you are just in denial... The coffee will be done while I prepare the rest of my breakfast.

I assure it does "really."  I didn't just fall off the turnip truck onto my head...not recently.

Well, it's more work than I care to invest.

Even the Chemex system with the larger filter takes too long to make a full pot.

Nope. 

I like my beverages fast, hot, and black.  With milk.  To kill the aftertaste.  Well that wasn't polite..  Extirpate?  Yes, much more genteel.

A French press aka "press pot" among francophobes is much simpler and faster.  Until you break the glass carafe.  About which I would have no idea how such a thing would happen.

Plus, the mechanism of a French press includes a shaft.

You're darn tootin' right it does! 

That's what drives the mesh screen into the coffee grounds.

Absolutely golly-darn right! 

But at least we can agree that those electric filter-drip machines are no good.  A bad piece of pita bread is what they are.  I don't think I've ever turned down a cup of coffee from one of those, but I wouldn't have it in my kitchen and I sure as heck wouldn't be using it in favor of simpler methods.

Quote

Well, I did some research and it is a Venezuelan poodle moth. Most insects are edible, so you are probably right.

I'm sure it's edible.  I just think moths are gross.  Plus, they have slender bodies and probably not worth the effort.

And G** help you if let a live one into your domicile:  they are darned annoying as heck, golly darn.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2020, 05:54:05 PM

Haha, got sent to naughty corner :)

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Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 05:56:50 PM

Not me, you motherloving good boy!  A boy's best friend is his mother.

It was...other kids.

Notice I'm still winning, you beloved friend to all, about whom I have nothing offensive to say?

And, yes, inspired by others, I shall change my gender.

My best friends call me "Nellie" now, and that's just fine.

Gosh darn right!

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Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 06:20:26 PM

dp

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Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 06:20:57 PM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2020, 04:04:10 PM

Looks like there has been some spring cleaning here!
And now I am winning again :)

Lets get back to business...instead of a cute cat picture I am posting a cute...whatever...

Be honest Bob outin, have you *ever* posted a "cute" cat picture?

I've seen a lot of cat pictures here that look like abominations from Hieronym. Bosch.

Mind you, I'm a cat fancier myself, to some extent (depends on the cat:  they do have personalities, of a sort), but I've seen mostly abominable photographs.

(https://i.ibb.co/kBYn1Z4/kittysm-med-p.jpg)

No, it's a family member's kitty, but I like Bobbie:  somewhat docile.  I don't see my family very often, but I like Bobbie.  She's a good kitty.

Yeah, it's obviously low-resolution to compensate for my mobile phone connection, but you get the idea.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 05, 2020, 08:56:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 06:20:57 PM

Be honest Bob outin, have you *ever* posted a "cute" cat picture?

Got me there. I probably haven't...the funny thing is, I do not really care for cute cat photos and I sure do not watch cat videos online. I guess live ones are quite enough to cater to my feline needs...

I do however possess a massive digital cat photo and video collection...over 60 Gt all copyrighted by me and free for me to use in any way I want. So if I do not win this thread in another way I just start posting them one by one...if we already did not make pp leave because he got ashamed of us, that will certainly do the trick!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2020, 10:35:03 PM

I thought we weren't supposed to post cat pics.  I thought perfect_pitch didn't like them.  Ok... ::)

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ad8c2c6b5fc43590fa2e348f19bcfb6f/tumblr_n37xusQn6S1tv9n07o1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 10:58:03 PM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2020, 08:56:05 PM

if we already did not make pp leave because he got ashamed of us, that will certainly do the trick!

I find that pretty gosh darn unlikely, given his braggadocio about being imperturable and unflappable by language his heros speak on the recordings or the televisions.

That boy would have to some sand to claim his speech were unobjectionable to some uncultivated zealots.

And, thank you very much, I'm the one who does the shaming around here, not the being-ashamed.

That's what's for sure darn right.

So, what happened, like a troop of Girlscouts or another paramilitary youth group invaded and decided young people needed sheltering?  Fanatics or something?

That's cool, I guess. 

They could have used their so-called profanity filter correctly. 

If I helped run a subscription, for-profit site, I could probably be convinced to spend twenty minutes enabling a so-called profanity filter.

No, I don't think that's part of the business plan.  You know what and gosh heck if it ain't.

Quote from: Bob

 

I find your graphics demented and disturbing.  I'd suggest you use your words.  Those are images I never want to see outside of a nightmare.

Regards,

Nellie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 11:24:54 PM

Quote from: outin on May 05, 2020, 08:56:05 PM

Go... I guess live ones are quite enough to cater to my feline needs...

Oh my gosh, you maniacs neuro-atypicals, may Gosh preserve you and keep you safe.  You blew it up! 

You really did it!

Now just take a second and see where you went wrong there.

I extirpated the most vulgar of speech, when quoting your vile screed, but do you not realize there are youth paramilitary groups lurking here who could well have been triggered by such speech?

You're welcome, but that'll earn you a warning, my good woman person.

There is no sexual content allowed here, either.  Not even bestiality.

NO, this is not intended to inflame, but to inform those who may have forgotten the forum rules, as I once did.  It's intended to be a friendly reminder.

Regards,

Nellie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 11:51:31 PM

Well that settles that. 

https://www.pianostreet.com/forumrules.php

"You may not post words or URLs that are censored by adding spaces, dots, or substituting characters, or by any other means attempt to defeat any censors put in place by Piano Forum."

So basically, all Strines, Yankees, and all else are forbidden from self-censoring.

So, it's gosh darn we're doing only swell and neat speech here.

Which is keen with me, but I was mistaken.  Self-censoring in an effort to be polite to hordes of children is not allowed either.

Which is neat, and I think it's a neat idea.

And, yeah, that means you too p_p. 

If you can't say anything nice, just don't say it, and not only are your favorite words off limits, p_p, so are your other favorites even though they may have been obfuscated.

I'm putting you all on notice, because one thing all musicians respect are respect for authority and the binding of minds to approved methods.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 12:18:00 AM

And, yes, from the album cover from which this tune is taken, I'd imagine even an illiterate could infer that "stroking" is here meant to refer to pushing a golf ball down the course.

It's a peculiar British past-time, but with enough experience, even someone with only a barely-adequate grasp of English idiolects can grasp the notion.

It's a sport, of a kind.

In addition, "Pumping piano" is a common idiom in American English, in addition to "picking piano."

There are some written references to which I could refer you, but they tend to be expensive, and, obviously, written in the English language.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: samwitdangol on May 06, 2020, 12:37:19 AM

Mahler Symphony No. 2 in C minor "Resurrection"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 12:43:13 AM

Quote from: samwitdangol on May 06, 2020, 12:37:19 AM

Mahler Symphony No. 2 in C minor "Resurrection"

If it's not performed by von Klemperer, I believe it's an inferior version.

But you're welcome to try again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: samwitdangol on May 06, 2020, 12:45:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 12:43:13 AM

If it's not performed by von Klemperer, I believe it's an inferior version.

But you're welcome to try again.

What do you think of the one conducted by Dudamel?

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Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 01:15:18 AM

Quote from: samwitdangol on May 06, 2020, 12:45:45 AM

What do you think of the one conducted by Dudamel?

I'm afraid I don't know that rendition.

I will keep an ear out for it, but to be honest, it's been many years since I've felt like spending time on Mahler.

But if I do end up in one of the dark nights of the soul, I will search out Dudamel.

You know how it is, sometimes some of the first recordings of a piece one has heard "imprints" upon one's ear and mind, such that nothing else seems to be satisfactory.  It's really, sometimes, just an irrational prejudice.

Oh, and, I'm terribly sorry, but you just won't be winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: samwitdangol on May 06, 2020, 01:21:11 AM

The same thing happens to me when I listen to a piece for the first time. Sometimes only the first recording I listen to of a certain piece feels like the "correct" one, and I judge all others in comparison to that one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 01:40:22 AM

Quote from: samwitdangol on May 06, 2020, 01:21:11 AM

The same thing happens to me when I listen to a piece for the first time. Sometimes only the first recording I listen to of a certain piece feels like the "correct" one, and I judge all others in comparison to that one.

Yeah, that sounds about right. 

Not that one's interpretive preferences don't evolve or change, there's always a kind of magic about the first performance of a piece that really spoke to you.

Sorry, pal, still not winning this thread.

Nellie's on the jazz.

(https://i.imgflip.com/409xsx.jpg)[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2020, 03:29:05 AM

Welcome to the forum Nellie! You read the rules of the forum as well...who does that? Good girl :)

Here's some inside information: The header of this thread is a bit misleading. It should really say outin wins, but the first poster was a little lost...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 03:52:42 AM

Quote from: outin on May 06, 2020, 03:29:05 AM

Welcome to the forum Nellie! You read the rules of the forum as well...who does that? Good girl :)

Here's some inside information: The header of this thread is a bit misleading. It should really say outin wins, but the first poster was a little lost...

Oh no, no, no.  I went full Rain Man on the rules mother's daughter 

There ain't gonna be no problems from me.

And there ain't gonna be no mother-loving (NOT an obfuscation:  who doesn't love their mother?  I know I do, and I'm not ashamed one bit who knows) winning from nobody but me, you, you friendly person.

And thanks for the welcome! 

I also go by the names Nancy, Sally, Mary, and Sheila.  And Jack, but I allow very few people to call me that.  At least from it's root name (John).  Believe it or not many people in the USA seem to think "Jack" has something to do with the name "Jacques," which it very obviously doesn't have anything to do with.

And if people keep misspelling my last name, I think I might go completely mental.  Sounds different, is spelled different, just...people...what is their problem. 

So, therefore I insist nobody call me Jack unless they're close relations.  John is good enough, just like that, spelled like that.  But I cannot tolerate people misspelling my last name (no, it's not "tour").

Every day, it seems.  Completely different surnames, from completely different parts of country and culture. 

And I will go ape-bananas if somebody tries to call me "Jacques."  That is nothing to do with my prename.  Not my baptismal name, not nothing.

"Jack"?  Sure, I tolerate it but it's really only for closer familial relations. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 04:25:57 AM

But the rules could be loosened just a bit.

Bestiality?  Child sacrifice?  Cannibalism?

Well, they are the rules, and all musicians know you have to learn the rules before you break them.  Are those enforced by the state religion of some country?  Maybe not, but Luther is not a popular fellow in many states of Western Europe, nor among many ethnic enclaves in Canada, the U.S., or Mexico. 

They are the rules of some Swedes who own the domain, and I respect that.  I respect that Sweden has its state-mandated religion, like the UK, and that's fine with me.  Their countries, their rules.  No problem at all.

But consider:  parallel fifths or fourths?  Bach did it!  All the time!

Consider that Bach was a proto-Enlightenment composer.  I'd venture his views on once-taboo subjects were quite liberal.  Maybe he was no Voltaire or Diderot, certainly no Rousseau, but I think toward the end of his life his views might have become more modern.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 06, 2020, 04:55:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 03:52:42 AM

And there ain't gonna be no mother-loving (NOT an obfuscation:  who doesn't love their mother?  I know I do, and I'm not ashamed one bit who knows) winning from nobody but me, you, you friendly person.

I don't, she's a PITA so you actually got it right this time :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 05:10:06 AM

Quote from: outin on May 06, 2020, 04:55:33 AM

I don't, she's a PITA so you actually got it right this time :)

Fair enough.  Yeah, I know not everybody has best ties to their closest relatives, if they're still alive.

All right, that warrants a good guffaw and also, sorry it didn't work out to be a closest family, but at least you're out of the woods now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 05:28:05 AM

Quote from: outin on May 06, 2020, 04:55:33 AM

I don't, she's a PITA so you actually got it right this time :)

WHAT is that?  "PITA"?  A Lebanese or Syrian flatbread, I certainly hope is what you said.

There is to be no obuscation here, young lady.

You may think that's awfully clever, but I think you might have just tried to do an end run around the "filter"'s unpredictable rules.

That could be six months in the cooler, Capt. Hiltz:  I hope you brought a baseball and glove, missus ma'am

The rules cannot be broken, lady:  it's sent from top orders!

Fine, I won't report you this time, but you better start flying right, comrade!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2020, 07:19:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 05, 2020, 06:20:57 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/kBYn1Z4/kittysm-med-p.jpg)

Seriously??? More bloody cat pictures??? I'm sure the human race cares about something MORE THAN CATS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 03:13:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2020, 07:19:18 AM

Seriously??? More bloody cat pictures??? I'm sure the human race cares about something MORE THAN CATS!!!

I know I do, but no sexual topics are allowed to be discussed on this forum.  Pictures of pussycats is fine. 

But I don't want to see any more pictures of random animals.  That's very neuro-atypical, and I don't like it.  Botany, forestry:  those are good topics about which to post pictures.  No animals cribbed from some random web-crawler.

But I'm sure you can post pictures of your Little Pony toy collection, or pictures of your spaceman comic action figure collection.

Regards,

Nellie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 06:52:21 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 08:35:42 AM

Wapner comes in es on exacttly thirteen mnutes.

Yeah, Judge Wapner it's a TV show, exactly eight minutes and twenty-four seconds.  Don't miss Wapner.

Also I buy my boxer shorts at K-Mart.  Exactly one in Cinciannati. 

Can't miss Waper at four o'clock.

I have my name sewn into my boxer shorts from K-Mart, always from K-Mart, in Cincinnati.  Always do because they're my underwear. 

Always from K-Mart. 

I'm an excellent driver.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2020, 02:06:23 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 06, 2020, 03:13:11 PM

But I don't want to see any more pictures of random animals. 

But bunnies are cute... I mean...

(https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/34900000/cute-bunny-rabbits-34901309-552-353.jpg)

Look at him...



LOOK AT HIM, DAMNIT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 04:55:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2020, 02:06:23 PM

But bunnies are cute... I mean...


LOOK AT HIM, DAMNIT!!!

I see rabbits all the time.  I don't think they're that cute, and they're not very good as food either, I've heard.  Peasant food at best.

Besides, ever seen a little movie called Night of the Lepus starring Janet Leigh?  They will cut you, man.  Savage, bloodthirsty abominations.

The jackalope, and Bugs Bunny.  Those I'll allow.

And could you please mind your language?  It's considered blasphemy by the state religion of Sweden, and we'd really prefer you to substitute words like "darn," "heck," or "golly."  This is a forum for families of any creed, sex, race, or color.

And that language really busts my freaking haggis.

With you always,

Nellie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 08:30:20 PM

Also, rabbits are known to breed like Bach.

That is a salacious topic, and in the opinion of this commentator, well outside the bounds of good taste.

I'm always forever with you,

Nellie

(https://i.ibb.co/nP8mwTr/ta.jpg)

I can feel a brain aneurysm growing....I don't know how long I can keep this up...you .... darling little family child people ..... it's not going to last..... ********* you ******** ***** ******** ****** you ****** and ****** your ********* ********** board with its ********** rules and also I'm thinking about ********** ******** ********.

The asterisks are not to subvert the defective "profanity" filter, and it's not possible to infer any particular words from them.  It's a literary device which you remember from "von" Kleist's The Marquise of O___, obviously, among many other examples. 

It is my intention to commemorate that literary tradition, and in the doing, I hope to raise the tone of this forum to one wherein one thinks of children, all the time.

Dear fellows.

Again, as always,

Nellie

EETA If you had a *** profanity *** filter in the first place you wouldn't have a bunch of *** ponces complaining about some dumbass kid getting its ears profaned by the *** language.

Not my *** problem if you didn't bother to set up your *** filter right in the first place.

If any "bad words" got through your ineptly calibrated filter, then that's 100% on you. ***.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 07, 2020, 08:54:30 PM

Nellie has been productive while I was busy elsewhere.
I know it'd hard to know with all that work you still won't win. It's the glass ceiling you know...

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GGDgR5Cqc8A/V4976t5DtcI/AAAAAAAADEM/5KbmZz6EMjQu2Z4dpDMmf6rGEjLlfTVEACLcB/s1600/glass-ceiling.jpg)

Fortunately I have no such issues with my
(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/hard-head-creative-design-35849967.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 09:13:01 PM

Yeah.  Real cute.  You win the prize.

But by this:  "You may not post words or URLs that are censored by adding spaces, dots, or substituting characters, or by any other means attempt to defeat any censors put in place by Piano Forum."

It is stated that all words not blocked by the automated censors are allowed.

*** you, cunt.

And it does happen to be that I like cute brunettes, but I like them for companionship and not for just getting my *** on.  I really like *** them, but it depends on the gal.

Apparently the state religion of Sweden doesn't have a problem with the word "cunt," so, therefore, it's allowed.

Yes, I'm well familiar with commonwealth uses of the term.

ETA Yeah, it's nothing personal, it's just pure impotent rage.  I don't think you're a cunt, I think you're OK, but random rules give me a raging hard-on to go full Ted Kaczinsky on it. 

Especially when they're created and implemented by some moron who can't be bothered to work a typewriter keyboard to use a "filter."

Regards,

Nellie

Oh, and

Quote from: outin on May 07, 2020, 08:54:30 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GGDgR5Cqc8A/V4976t5DtcI/AAAAAAAADEM/5KbmZz6EMjQu2Z4dpDMmf6rGEjLlfTVEACLcB/s1600/glass-ceiling.jpg)

Just don't.  My main desk at my home office is made of tempered glass, and, I can assure you, the plate of glass would break like a twig if held like that.  It can hold all day and all night, but it's going to break holding that load in that manner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 01:09:59 AM

All right.

How about we just call a truce.

I'll stop trying to hump your leg. outin, or whatever you call yourself, and I'll stop trying to kill whatsisface from Australia.

I think members of this thread should direct ourselves to getting rid of the dirty nit-picking rat who had a bug up his or her ass and complained that this thread was corrupting the youth.  Not that we don't love our Einsatzgruppen little darling children, bless their hearts.   

I know pp knows some stuff about music.  I don't claim to be an expert, but I can play.  outin, not sure, but she's a girl, and she seems sincere in her interest in keyboard works, so she can be allowed.  Bob?  I have no *** idea. 

With warm regards,

Nellie

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2020, 06:49:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 04:55:35 PM

Oh CHRIST... Not that movie. Most Scots hate that... I'm not sure if it's the piss-poor storyline, or poor special effects...

Or the fact that every female Scottish womans heart-throb is in a movie so bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 08, 2020, 09:04:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 01:09:59 AM

I'll stop trying to hump your leg. outin

Good, because it is a really annoying practice...for some reason you dogs always want to try that on me...a fast kick does solve the problem though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 01:04:35 PM

Quote from: outin on May 08, 2020, 09:04:26 AM

Good, because it is a really annoying practice...for some reason you dogs always want to try that on me...a fast kick does solve the problem though.

Yeah but a good kick to the dong is really good for masochists.  They ***** love that ***. 

Quote from: pp

Most Scots hate that... I'm not sure if it's the piss-poor storyline, or poor special effects...

Bollocks, Highlander is a classic!  One of the high points of Neil Connery's career.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 07:18:27 PM

Quote from: outin on February 26, 2020, 02:28:22 PM

There used to be pretty pictures in this thread, I am very disappointed in you!

I must again make it better I guess...

(https://i.ibb.co/0GYXNS0/but-i-will-not-say.jpg)

And note the very deliberate lack of animals in that "picture"!  I'm serious, pictures of animals make me want to effing hurl.  If you want to do a nice picture, it should be either (i) retard scrawl (ii) or of something nice like trees and other plants. 

And "think of the children" as a phrase can just suck it.  I don't give a *** about some retarded little mongoloid kid, and anyone who does is undoubtedly either a molester or a brain damaged moron.

Regards,

Nellie

And, yes, the secret to making the retard scrawl is to use your LH on a trackpad in a primitive graphics desktop application.  I use something called "Pinta" for the XFCE desktop out of the ubuntu repos.  It is good and dumb, just the way I like it.

The secret to making the retard cry?  Take away its eyeballs.  Or whatever.  I do not give a *** anymore.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2020, 11:52:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 01:04:35 PM

Bollocks, Highlander is a classic!  One of the high points of Neil Connery's career.

Neil... NEIL?!? Whae the f@#$ is Neil? Say that in Scotland and they'll dae yaer head in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 11:57:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2020, 11:52:51 PM

Neil... NEIL?!? Whae the f@#$ is Neil? Say that in Scotland and they'll dae yaer head in.

Neil Connery?  The great actor?

I think he had some brother or something who did movies like Zardoz, or Moonraker, or those types of pictures,  but I wouldn't know what they do in Scotland about movies.

The great American actor Joe Estevez had a brother like that, too, called, strangely enough Martin Sheen (were they bastard children?  nobody knows!), but the latter's career never really took off like Joe's did.

Do the Scottish go hooliganing about like those pommies and their matches of footie?  Is that what they do about movies?

//ETA and note that Connery is not to be pronounced like "conneries," or a horde of barbarians will attack!  I've heard it said, many moons ago.  And on that night it was decided, there was to be no peace between the French and the Scottish. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 03:49:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 11:57:16 PM

Neil Connery?  The great actor?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e1d0548b1874029c2da1bb83da58aed7/tenor.gif)

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2020, 11:57:16 PM

Do the Scottish go hooliganing about like those pommies and their matches of footie?

Hell no - we do it in style. First we kick the sh*t out of the English at football... then just to rub it in their face, we kick the sh*t out of the fans, riot about our win, set the stadium ablaze, go the pub, get sh*t-faced, drink scotch until our livers feel like someones got it in a vice grip and squeezing the mother-loving sh*t out of it, pass out at home and wake up the next day feeling absolutely perfect.

All in all, good fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 04:05:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 03:49:19 AM

First we kick the sh*t out of the English at football... then just to rub it in their face, we kick the sh*t out of the fans, riot about our win, set the stadium ablaze, go the pub, get sh*t-faced, drink scotch until our livers feel like someones got it in a vice grip and squeezing the mother-loving sh*t out of it, pass out at home and wake up the next day feeling absolutely perfect.

All in all, good fun.

Actually, you may think I have not mature tastes, but that does sound like a pretty good time.

And in order to wake up feeling "perfect," you do have a little something in your coffee?

The French way is to have breakfast of a bottle or two of white wine, to not stain the teeth, but I'm sure the Scottish have a similar palliative.

/*ETA No, you just wake up and *** your sheep!   

Battle royale!  It's on ***!*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 06:03:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 04:05:00 AM

And in order to wake up feeling "perfect," you do have a little something in your coffee?

Whiskey... if you drink just plain coffee, you may develop a hangover after a short period of time.

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 04:05:00 AM

Actually, you may think I have not mature tastes, but that does sound like a pretty good time.

Thank you - I wasn't thinking that... however, your grammar does need work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 07:10:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 06:03:04 AM

Whiskey... if you drink just plain coffee, you may develop a hangover after a short period of time.

Well, see there is one thing I agree with.

Hangovers are for quitters, and God hates a quitter. 

/*ETA what if a child saw this and it wasn't wearing its helmet?  They could probably be very much turned into Magneto, yes, very much, into Magneto, into Magneto.  I saw it in a mannerd store, a bookshop, in a mannerd store, a bookshop.*/

Quote

Thank you - I wasn't thinking that... however, your grammar does need work.

No it doesn't.  I remember my Latin remember my Latin.  I'm an excellent driver, an excellent driver.

"Hooker:  What do you do here?
Rain Man:  We're counting cards
Hooker:  Yeah, but what do you do here?
Rain Man:  We're counting cards
Hooker:  Yeah, but what do you do here?
Rain Man:  We're *** sheep.
Hooker:  Yeah, but what do you do here?
Rain Man:  We're *** sheep.
Hooker:  Yeah, but what do you do here?
Rain Man:  We're *** sheep.
Hooker:  Yeah, but what do you do here?
Rain Man:  We're *** sheep.
Hooker:  Yeah, but what do you do here?
Rain Man:  Are you taking any prescription medications?"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 09:49:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 07:10:06 AM

Are you taking any prescription medications?

One could ask you the same question.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 02:44:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 09:49:21 AM

One could ask you the same question.

I love pills.  Ibuprofen in the 800mg size, Pseudoepehdrine, Diphenhydramine.  Loratidine.  LSD. 

They're good for you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 04:02:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 02:44:30 PM

They're good for you!

So is fresh air and sunshine - try to get more of them and you might need less of these:

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 02:44:30 PM

I love pills.  Ibuprofen in the 800mg size, Pseudoepehdrine, Diphenhydramine.  Loratidine.  LSD.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2020, 05:04:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2020, 04:02:42 PM

So is fresh air and sunshine - try to get more of them and you might need less of these:

Bah, what is that, some kind of hippie propaganda?

I live in the hippie headquarters of the US, and the only reason is that I like the local flora. 

You people can't trick me with that hippie noise.  I know nothing everything about the natural world.

Combined with better living through chemistry, it's *** great!

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/601/623/361.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 10, 2020, 12:04:03 AM

Not Bs.... Cs....  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 10, 2020, 01:00:39 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 10, 2020, 12:04:03 AM

Not Bs.... Cs....  8)

OK, that was the first laugh of a kind of morose day. 

Very good.

Do you want a piece of candy, Bob?

Go ahead....you've earned it!

 ;D

/*ETA OK, fine, both outin and Bob are allowed to post pictures again of animals.  But only of birds.  And they sure as sh*t better be the alive kind with feathers and sh*t.  The Highlander is still not allowed animal privileges.********/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2020, 02:17:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 10, 2020, 12:04:03 AM

Not Bs.... Cs....  8)

C's??? I heard some triple-flat D's, some quarter-tones and a woman shrieking at the end.

Where were the C's???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 10, 2020, 03:26:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2020, 02:17:05 AM

C's??? I heard some triple-flat D's, some quarter-tones and a woman shrieking at the end.

Where were the C's???

Well, unlike some people, we don't all have perfect pitch, Oh Grand Wizard of Zardoz.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure IIRC that aria is in Bb, but I didn't go to the keyboard and check.

/*ETA Or d minor.  Whatever.  Same thing, pretty much.*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2020, 07:23:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 10, 2020, 03:26:31 AM

Anyway, I'm pretty sure IIRC that aria is in Bb, but I didn't go to the keyboard and check.

/*ETA Or d minor.  Whatever.  Same thing, pretty much.*/

NO... D minor is NOT the same thing as Bb and they are NOT the same thing. It's like saying blue is the same thing as green, or pink the same as yellow.

Not even close.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 10, 2020, 12:30:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2020, 07:23:26 AM

NO... D minor is NOT the same thing as Bb and they are NOT the same thing. It's like saying blue is the same thing as green, or pink the same as yellow.

Not even close.

Meh, so one's got an extra flat in it.  No big deal.

You try playing "Blue Velvet" in Bb without using the D minor chord and see how far that gets you, mister man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2020, 07:43:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 10, 2020, 12:30:39 PM

Meh, so one's got an extra flat in it.

And an extra sharp as well... are you forgetting about that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 12:20:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2020, 07:43:57 AM

And an extra sharp as well... are you forgetting about that?

Yeah, yeah, whatever.  So you want the leading tone in D minor.

Meh, all the keys are the same.

You just hit the "transpose" button on your stage piano!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 11, 2020, 04:59:40 PM

Please stop! You are giving me a headache with all that music theory...go discuss your flats elsewhere let me enjoy my win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 06:11:43 PM

Quote from: outin on May 11, 2020, 04:59:40 PM

Please stop! You are giving me a headache with all that music theory...go discuss your flats elsewhere let me enjoy my win!

There's no winning in this thread. 

"All that music theory?"  What is that supposed to mean?  I assure you the discussion can get much, much, more boring and esoteric.

pp is very insulted, I'm sure.  He might well break out of his cage and post an animal picture, which is not allowed for him at the moment.

I don't want to have to punish him:  it would hurt me more than it would hurt him.  But, the rules are the rules.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 11, 2020, 11:08:24 PM

*Disregarding all the green.... Bob is pretty sure that's avoiding social distancing as well as almost definitely splattering the other vocalist with the Queen of the Night's spit.*  Ew.   ::)

I notice the orange vocalist turns away, no doubt from the constant rain of spit.  That's probably the real reason why she look terrified.  No acting required there. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 11:20:15 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 11, 2020, 11:08:24 PM

*Disregarding all the green.... Bob is pretty sure that's avoiding social distancing as well as almost definitely splattering the other vocalist with the Queen of the Night's spit.*  Ew.   ::)

"Ew"?  No, that's totally hot. 

There might even be bits of food being exchanged, in the manner one bird feeds a hatchling.  That's how I feed the birds which nest outside one of my windows.  They love it.

Don't be so shocked:  everyone does that with their romantic partners, as well.

It's an intimate bonding experience.

Regards,

Nellie, Birdperson and Degenerate

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 12, 2020, 03:51:40 AM

No-one gets to share my food. Never. It's mine.
If you ever try to share my pizza you will lose some fingers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2020, 08:51:39 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 06:11:43 PM

There's no winning in this thread. 

Sure there is, you all won't get to experience it however... since I'll win this thread.

Quote from: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 06:11:43 PM

There's no winning in this thread. "All that music theory?"

We haven't even discussed what the key signature of E# Major would be? Theory is fun and helps expand the mind...

Quote from: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 06:11:43 PM

pp is very insulted, I'm sure.  He might well break out of his cage and post an animal picture, which is not allowed for him at the moment.

REALLY??? I dare to defy those who say I can't or won't...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/eb/b9/16ebb902c9425b0d5a6251bbab048387.jpg)

Quote from: j_tour on May 11, 2020, 06:11:43 PM

I don't want to have to punish him

Bring it on, b!tch. I dare you to do your worst.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2020, 11:03:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2020, 08:51:39 AM

Bring it on, b!tch. I dare you to do your worst.     ;D

MAVERICK!!!!!  GOOSE!!!!!!!

I want to see some butts in my office right now!

And what's this E# crap about?

Cb is where it's at.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2020, 11:11:30 AM

Meh - C# Major is boring, it's just got sharps on all the notes...

Now E# makes you bloody well think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2020, 11:42:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2020, 11:11:30 AM

Meh - C# Major is boring, it's just got sharps on all the notes...

Now E# makes you bloody well think.

Nice try, Steinberg.

I said Cb.

Even that geezer windbag Bach wrote in C#.  Very square key.   Everyone knows he made a mistake and meant to write the WTC pieces in Db, though.  That's a man's key, unlike C#.

Can I stud a baseball bat with nails and club that baby seal, though?  Sounds like good cardio.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2020, 01:07:33 PM

Quote from: outin on May 12, 2020, 03:51:40 AM

No-one gets to share my food. Never. It's mine.
If you ever try to share my pizza you will lose some fingers.

No one wants to eat your pizza.

They just want to chew it and regurgitate it in your mouth.

It's considered polite in Bird Culture, and it will help your teeth remain unmolested by that pesky act of chewing.

I'm sure there's a website devoted to the practice.

Quote

We haven't even discussed what the key signature of E# Major would be? Theory is fun and helps expand the mind...

I'd have to think about it, but it's got a lot of ##s in it, pretty sure.

I'd just play it in F and set the transpose function to "0"

What's the relative minor, like C## or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2020, 02:16:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 12, 2020, 01:07:33 PM

What's the relative minor, like C## or something?

Technically it would be Cx minor...

You can't just use 2 sharps for a double sharp - use your head J_Tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2020, 08:21:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2020, 02:16:46 PM

Technically it would be Cx minor...

You can't just use 2 sharps for a double sharp - use your head J_Tour.

No duh, but it's not just an "x" it's that fancy squiggly x.

The plain "x" is reserved in some notations for a dominant 7 chord.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2020, 09:13:05 AM

I've never seen an 'x' used for Dominant chords...

I demand PROOF!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2020, 11:10:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2020, 09:13:05 AM

I've never seen an 'x' used for Dominant chords...

I demand PROOF!!!

Yeah, I got your proof right here.

Oh, you want ACTUAL proof?

OK.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2020, 02:15:30 PM

Did you actually know there was a song called 'Actual proof' or did you Google it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 13, 2020, 02:28:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2020, 02:15:30 PM

Did you actually know there was a song called 'Actual proof' or did you Google it?

A song?!
Are you one of those??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2020, 08:24:14 PM

Quote from: E#_pitch

Did you actually know there was a song called 'Actual proof' or did you Google it?

Yeah.  How would one google something like that, anyway?  Also, I don't use google except for e-mail.  I Bing it, baby!

It's more or less a modern standard in improvised American music.  I would say most jazz people know the tune, even though it's pretty hard to cover Paul Jackson's bass verbatim in the LH while performing with the RH.

Quote from: outin on May 13, 2020, 02:28:15 PM

A song?!
Are you one of those??

He only sings fixed-do solfeggio after he transposes everything to E#.

When he's not disobeying my instructions and posting animal pictures when he's not supposed to.

OK, pp, I'm feeling magnanimous, and you may post pictures of animals.  But they must be of birds, and not be grotesque in any way.

There could be young enthusiasts reading this thread, after all.

Warm regards,

Nellie,Youth Pastor, Boy Scout troop leader, and lover of children everywhere.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2020, 10:08:52 AM

Quote from: outin on May 13, 2020, 02:28:15 PM

A song?!
Are you one of those??

I didn't bother listening to it - I don't really like Jazz.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 14, 2020, 12:59:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2020, 10:08:52 AM

I didn't bother listening to it - I don't really like Jazz.

NERD!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 14, 2020, 07:46:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2020, 10:08:52 AM

I didn't bother listening to it - I don't really like Jazz.

 :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 03:32:05 AM

You try playing it, ***.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 06:23:27 AM

Meh - There are Godowsky etudes that make that look like a piece of piss.

I'm busy learning Rachmaninoff anyway, I got other things to do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 07:45:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 06:23:27 AM

Meh - There are Godowsky etudes that make that look like a piece of piss.

I'm busy learning Rachmaninoff anyway, I got other things to do.

Yeah, well *** me in the ass, I just got done recovering some deleted files on an NTFS disk ***, and it took a long time.

And Phineas Newborn didn't just copy that sh*t out of some flower book.

Comrade.

And you know what else?  I once delivered flowers to Sergei's house, and do you know who answered the door?  Sergei himself.  And he was dressed in women's clothes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 09:04:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 07:45:22 AM

Yeah, well *** me in the ass, I just got done recovering some deleted files on an NTFS disk ***, and it took a long time.

Finally getting rid of that gay porn stored in that 'secret' folder under C:\   ???

 ;D

You DO know that IT experts can recover most of that crap.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 09:24:51 AM

Quote

Finally getting rid of that gay porn stored in that 'secret' folder under C:\   ???

no u.

Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, give me the toast, and you haven't broken any rules.

Quote

You can't just use 2 sharps for a double sharp - use your head J_Tour.

Yeah, well use my fist in your face, ***.  I don't use capital letters because I had an accident once when I was very small and the family said not to talk about it because of how it makes an angel's wings very sad. Some said half of it was like a boudin noir just ripe but some others just brought out the mop.

Am I the sperm or the embryo?   

ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!

There must be an answer.   

DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!

Daddy's here.  Where's my bourbon?

//ETA Video clip for the handicapable

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 11:47:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 09:24:51 AM

Could you have gotten a clip of the video that was ANY MORE INFERIOR in terms of quality???

I haven't seen an image that bad, since I misplaced my glasses. It's like the cameraman smeared on the vaseline, while the producer yelled 'Action...'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 12:49:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 11:47:59 AM

Could you have gotten a clip of the video that was ANY MORE INFERIOR in terms of quality???

I haven't seen an image that bad, since I misplaced my glasses. It's like the cameraman smeared on the vaseline, while the producer yelled 'Action...'

Well, mister man, you can just thanks to friend in other country which make superior film products for not much weight.

And how much for the imparegnateds to be dogs?  I like this one.  I like dog which has much poodles in her bellies.  Use Vaseline make shining coats of hair and fur.  Very good look for camera, very chic, I tell you, like posing for the yogas.

Pervert.

And what is up with "pregnant dog" but still good also to every morning I do not like but also is good, helping to find the childrens.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 03:31:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 12:49:18 PM

Well, mister man, you can just thanks to friend in other country which make superior film products for not much weight.

This is what I was mainly referring to when I questioned your ability to string a sentence together... in the English language.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 07:10:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 03:31:14 PM

I'm sorry... can you try reloading 'English' and try that again?

English or Pomeranian or pommie pregnant dog.

Just bing it, man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 15, 2020, 09:05:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 07:10:35 PM

English or Pomeranian or pommie pregnant dog.

Just bing it, man.

As you wish, here's a well pregnant Pomeranian for you
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EbtH512uc1c/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 11:07:08 PM

Quote from: outin on May 15, 2020, 09:05:52 PM

As you wish, here's a well pregnant Pomeranian for you
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EbtH512uc1c/maxresdefault.jpg)

Yeah, it is almost approaching suppertime.

I'm going to let it ripen for a few hours, though.

I'm still having aperitifs now, but I will have some in a bit.

Looks good and smells delicious!


/*ETA WHAT THE ***??????????  THAT IS NOT A GODDAMNED BIRD!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S APPROACHING PARTURITION!!!!!!!  GET THIS *** THING OUT OF MY GODDAMNED MOUTH.  IT IS A HORROR!!!!   IT'S TEATS ARE ...... NO.......NO.....NO....NO.....THIS IS NOT GOING TO LOOK GOOD TO THE BOY SCOUTS....ITS TEATS....SO LACTATE...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*/

/*EETA So, what did we learn today?  We learned that our fine feathered friends are some of our best allies and that we cannot tolerate canine howling, whether it's because of an imperfect birthing position, or inept owners.  We also have canines, children, all of us, inside our mouths.  See those on the screen?  Remembered everyone's daddy's big tool?  Yeah.  Good group.  Now just get rid of those.  It's harder than it looks!  I know.  Remember Aretha Franklin?  She did a song called "Pullin'"  It's going to be there for a while.  Just keep pulling.  Twenty minutes.  I know.  It's longer than it seems, right!  Look in the mirror.  Now just one final.....it doesn't matter.....if it breaks, that's OK, just OK.

You're a bunch of good kids!

Just three more to go*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2020, 01:06:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2020, 03:31:14 PM

This is what I was mainly referring to when I questioned your ability to string a sentence together... in the English language.

I have howling many things from nightmares upon you, woman dog.

Welp, it's 1800 somewhere, ladies. 

It's time for some rodeo:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 03:02:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2020, 11:07:08 PM

We learned that our fine feathered friends are some of our best allies and that we cannot tolerate canine howling, whether it's because of an imperfect birthing position, or inept owners.  We also have canines, children, all of us, inside our mouths.  See those on the screen?  Remembered everyone's daddy's big tool?  Yeah.  Good group.  Now just get rid of those.  It's harder than it looks!  I know.  Remember Aretha Franklin?  She did a song called "Pullin'"  It's going to be there for a while.  Just keep pulling.  Twenty minutes.  I know.  It's longer than it seems, right!  Look in the mirror.  Now just one final.....it doesn't matter.....if it breaks, that's OK, just OK.

I somehow suspect that for fun, you type in a perfectly standard statement with correct syntax, grammar and flow; and JUST FOR THE HELL of it, translate it into a bunch of different languages before you translate it back into English... and paste the results.

Let's give that a go...

Quote

I think you get into the transmission of the right standard with syntax, grammar and flow for fun. And just in case, translate it into multiple languages ​​and post the results before translating them into English.

Meh... not as funny as I expected.    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2020, 03:45:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 03:02:27 AM

I somehow suspect that for fun, you type in a perfectly standard statement with correct syntax, grammar and flow; and JUST FOR THE HELL of it, translate it into a bunch of different languages before you translate it back into English... and paste the results.

Let's give that a go...



Meh... not as funny as I expected.    ::)

These are the words of someone who has clearly not understood the power of humility.

As spoken by Patrick Swayze.

In the movie Roadhouse.

Playing the character "Dalton."

Who says

memorably

once:

"Pain don't hurt."

THIS IS GAME TO WINNING FOR NOBODY ELSE I SHALL HAVE THE PRIZE SIMPLE FUTURE IN FIRST PERSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/*ETA  Why haven't you finished with maxillary canine 1?!?!!?!?!?!   Are you trying to upset me?*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 16, 2020, 06:37:34 AM

Why not just use google translate...from now own I will write in my own language through google.

No one but me wins this chain. You are inferior to me and you will lose embarrassment when this ends. Yea, I have a winner, unlike you!

Damn, mr. Google could not even do that simple paragraph right. I will have to go back to writing in English...let him translate it back to Finnish and then back to English and see how it goes...

No one but I will win this thread. You are inferior to me and lose in a confusing way when this ends. I eventually winner of the material, unlike you!

That wasn't that bad actually...but still not right...I guess I will have to do all the work here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2020, 06:50:46 AM

Quote from: outin on May 16, 2020, 06:37:34 AM

Why not just use google translate...from now own I will write in my own language through google.

No one but me wins this chain. You are inferior to me and you will lose embarrassment when this ends. Yea, I have a winner, unlike you!

Damn, mr. Google could not even do that simple paragraph right. I will have to go back to writing in English...let him translate it back to Finnish and then back to English and see how it goes...

No one but I will win this thread. You are inferior to me and lose in a confusing way when this ends. I eventually winner of the material, unlike you!

That wasn't that bad actually...but still not right...I guess I will have to do all the work here.

All right, fine, it's a metonym for "<insert search here>."

The product placement?  Unless it's for humorous intent I find it distracting.

Yes, ***, google uses the same goddamned  adaptive techniques everyone else does.  There's a certain combination of techniques that works better in some things, which still suck, like OCR, or things that seem simple and have been solved only relatively recently (Chinook, game of checkers, is a good example).

I think you technology people have your sights set a bit too high.  We don't even have more than a primitive ontology for biomedicine.

/*eta ouaid chtirais quelqs petmots au s d comment pourr-t-on trdr tchate etc? putain merde.*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 07:38:22 AM

Quote from: outin on May 16, 2020, 06:37:34 AM

Why not just use google translate...from now own I will write in my own language through google.

My statement, I wrote in English... before translating it to Russia, then the Russian translation to French, ...to Italian, ...to Spanish, ...to Finnish, ...about 4 other bloody languages I've never heard of (and a couple that didn't even use the letters of the English alphabet) and then back to English.

What a shame...

Quote

To some extent, I think it fills in a standard sentence for grammar, grammar, and fun, and you translate the results into a number of languages ​​before translating P HR VERY English.

Getting closer...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stream on May 16, 2020, 01:53:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 03:02:27 AM

I somehow suspect that for fun, you type in a perfectly standard statement with correct syntax, grammar and flow; and JUST FOR THE HELL of it, translate it into a bunch of different languages before you translate it back into English... and paste the results.

Let's give that a go...

I tried this with the fiendish "Let It Go" and this is what Google Translate kindly gave me:

The wind is blowing like a house
Sky I don't know if I can try to keep it
Don't show them
Keep up the good guys
Hide, fight, don't tell
Well now they know
It stops, stops
Not acceptable here
It stops, stops
Turn and knock on the door
I don't care what they say
Increase your stress in half
But the cold didn't bother me


Well, it's certainly a level up from the original song!  ::)

Edit:
GoogleXBillieEilish:

"You are a good man
Looks like an ungodly person
I couldn't find anyone
Men often get swollen glands
I was very nasty
The mother is sad
It usually hurts my girlfriend
You can seduce your father's species
I'm a bad person
I'm a bad person"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2020, 03:59:50 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 04:16:03 PM

Quote from: stream on May 16, 2020, 01:53:02 PM

I tried this with the fiendish "Let It Go" and this is what Google Translate kindly gave me:

DAMN!!! What am I doing wrong then???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2020, 08:09:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 04:16:03 PM

DAMN!!! What am I doing wrong then???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2020, 02:00:36 AM

Yet another slice of Americana I have never seen... nor probably will.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2020, 02:12:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2020, 02:00:36 AM

Yet another slice of Americana I have never seen... nor probably will.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2020, 06:42:35 AM

As I said... haven't seen it - and probably never will.

...or CHOOSE TO!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2020, 11:05:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2020, 06:42:35 AM

As I said... haven't seen it - and probably never will.

...or CHOOSE TO!!!

Do I seem like I give a damn?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stream on May 17, 2020, 06:09:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2020, 04:16:03 PM

DAMN!!! What am I doing wrong then???

I dunno, try translating it to a bunch of Asian and/or African languages (its weakest point).

E.G: "I ate a cat-shaped pastry today, it was good but my mom hated it."
After translating it to Chinese, then to Filipino, then to Korean, then to Zulu, then to Vietnamese, then to Mongolian, it finally gave me this:
"Today I eat like a lamb or a cat, but my mother hates it."
 :-X

Edit: This.

Edit 2: https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=40576

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2020, 08:38:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 17, 2020, 11:05:28 AM

Do I seem like I give a damn?

You posted yet another clip of it, as if to shove it down my throat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2020, 11:13:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2020, 08:38:52 AM

You posted yet another clip of it, as if to shove it down my throat.

Just keep talking, boy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2020, 02:23:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2020, 11:13:26 AM

Just keep talking, boy.

Gladly...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 18, 2020, 03:47:49 PM

Get a room, you two!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2020, 07:20:41 PM

Quote from: outin

Get a room, you two!

no u

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2020, 02:23:22 PM

Gladly...    ;D

Now you're starting to unnerstan.  A few days in the box, you'll get your head right, boy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2020, 08:55:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2020, 07:20:41 PM

Now you're starting to unnerstan.  A few days in the box, you'll get your head right, boy.

Boy???

[sh*t... had the perfect image to reply to comment, but Google is being a prick]

Damn you google...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2020, 09:21:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2020, 08:55:13 AM

Boy???

[sh*t... had the perfect image to reply to comment, but Google is being a prick]

Damn you google...

That's right, son. 

That Google is a rough old boy, ain't she now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2020, 12:21:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 19, 2020, 09:21:40 AM

That's right, son. 

That Google is a rough old boy, ain't she now.

Not if you pay her what she's worth. Then you get the special treatment!!!   ;D

If you try skimping on payment, her pimp will b!tch-slap you upside the head, and break your legs while playing your kidneys like a conga drum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2020, 01:13:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2020, 12:21:05 PM

Not if you pay her what she's worth. Then you get the special treatment!!!   ;D

If you try skimping on payment, her pimp will b!tch-slap you upside the head, and break your legs while playing your kidneys like a conga drum.

You think my pimp hand is not strong?  I might just as well shiv that mother of a pimp as well.

More than one way to skin a cat, boy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2020, 02:25:38 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 19, 2020, 01:13:49 PM

More than one way to skin a cat, boy.

Yeah, but what do you do with the rest of it - I mean you have the muscle, bones, intestines and blood... it just creates a mess.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2020, 02:35:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2020, 02:25:38 PM

Yeah, but what do you do with the rest of it - I mean you have the muscle, bones, intestines and blood... it just creates a mess.

Yeah, maybe for an amateur.  You put it in a bag, and you do it by feel.

And you're removing the skin.  You shouldn't be touching intestines or bone very much, not if done properly.

And then the hydrochloric acid.  Or, you just toss the bag in a body of water weighted down with some rocks, like all your other subjects.

And when the "Missing Kitty" pictures with contact info posted around your neighborhood, you draw a moustache on the picture, and a little top hat.  It's fun, c'mon!

Jeez, have to tell you kids everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2020, 11:17:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 19, 2020, 02:35:17 PM

Yeah, maybe for an amateur.  You put it in a bag, and you do it by feel.

And you're removing the skin.  You shouldn't be touching intestines or bone very much, not if done properly.

And then the hydrochloric acid.  Or, you just toss the bag in a body of water weighted down with some rocks, like all your other subjects.

And when the "Missing Kitty" pictures with contact info posted around your neighborhood, you draw a moustache on the picture, and a little top hat.  It's fun, c'mon!

Jeez, have to tell you kids everything.

Guess I'm too busy practising to give it a whirl.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 20, 2020, 01:23:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2020, 11:17:32 AM

Guess I'm too busy practising to give it a whirl.

OK.  I thought Rain Man types could just listen to a Sorabji piece once and play it back perfectly.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2020, 08:44:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 20, 2020, 01:23:39 PM

OK.  I thought Rain Man types could just listen to a Sorabji piece once and play it back perfectly.

There's a big difference between counting matches and playing Sorabji...

Like for instance... I'd find being able to instantly count matches a lot more useful... and pleasant... and enjoyable... and wouldn't force me to tear my hair out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 21, 2020, 03:41:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2020, 08:44:34 AM

There's a big difference between counting matches and playing Sorabji...

Like for instance... I'd find being able to instantly count matches a lot more useful... and pleasant... and enjoyable... and wouldn't force me to tear my hair out.

But I don't understand at all.

Are you saying you don't enjoy the music of Sorabji?

I've never heard of such a thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2020, 07:07:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 21, 2020, 03:41:52 PM

Are you saying you don't enjoy the music of Sorabji?

How long have you known me???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2020, 02:36:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2020, 07:07:53 AM

How long have you known me???

What is this "knowing" you human people speak of? 

There are very grave epistemic uncertainties.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2020, 03:18:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 22, 2020, 02:36:12 PM

What is this "knowing" you human people speak of? 

It's the equivalent of that alien parasite in your brain, telling you what to do and think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2020, 05:48:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2020, 03:18:49 PM

It's the equivalent of that alien parasite in your brain, telling you what to do and think.

I do have three extra teeth in my mouth.  I think they're remnants of a long lost twin I devoured in the womb.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 22, 2020, 10:34:38 PM

*Bob plans on a win later, but this will do for now without reviewing the thread.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2020, 12:50:17 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 22, 2020, 10:34:38 PM

*Bob plans on a win later, but this will do for now without reviewing the thread.*

Bob probably plans on winning later, if he can figure out how to embed videos on this forum without screwing them up.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2020, 01:21:00 AM

Students haven't been following my instructions.

I think they're preparing for The Gathering.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awesome dude named me also totally winner.

Quote from: Bob on May 22, 2020, 10:34:38 PM

*Bob plans on a win later, but this will do for now without reviewing the thread.*

No.  That won't do. 

There is to be no reviewing of the thread in this dojo.

Not in this dojo.

What is a dojo?

Who the *** cares, it's some karate crap.

But that is all you need to know.

Come back next week.

For more.

And I show you ancient art of numchuck skill.

(https://i.ibb.co/qg7gx3T/FUTUREMOFO.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2020, 03:38:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 23, 2020, 01:21:00 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/qg7gx3T/FUTUREMOFO.jpg)

I'm sorry - I didn't bring my electron microscope home with me. You'll need to find a bigger picture.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2020, 04:30:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2020, 03:38:05 AM

I'm sorry - I didn't bring my electron microscope home with me. You'll need to find a bigger picture.

I'm sorry you feel that way, Mr. Pupkin, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about that, is there?

OK.  I'll break it down like this.  You talk into one of the holes in your technology machine and say "Computer!  Enhance!"

It really works.

It works best if you go to a public library, use one of their desktop computers, and talk directly into the mouse.

You may need to repeat the command several times.  Some of the older models are a bit twitchy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2020, 06:02:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 23, 2020, 04:30:20 AM

OK.  I'll break it down like this.  You talk into one of the holes in your technology machine and say "Computer!  Enhance!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2020, 10:42:33 PM

That's very good.  You might be ready to put your hand in the box.

Do it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2020, 01:36:00 AM

Is that a young Matthew Perry???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 24, 2020, 02:17:56 AM

No, it's Alan Smithee's nephew.  He got his break the good old regular way.

Not that Matthew Perry didn't benefit by being Luke Perry's younger brother, but that's not him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2020, 06:15:17 AM

Funny... I can't name a SINGLE thing that Luke Perry starred in...

Matthew Perry on the other hand seemed far more successful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 24, 2020, 12:29:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2020, 06:15:17 AM

Funny... I can't name a SINGLE thing that Luke Perry starred in...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2020, 02:04:36 PM

What the *** was that??? It's like some childrens show, but it has talking armchairs and devices... or that could be the result of taking ACID!!!

Seriously - what the MOTHER *** CHRIST was that horrific piece of crap???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 24, 2020, 02:59:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2020, 02:04:36 PM

What the *** was that??? It's like some childrens show, but it has talking armchairs and devices... or that could be the result of taking ACID!!!

Could be. 

I don't know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2020, 07:21:05 AM

Well... as long as you don't skip breakfast...

(https://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/NjQwLTAxNjQ1NzYzZW4uMDAwMDAwMDA=AKya1I/640-01645763en_Masterfile.jpg)

It is of course, the most important meal of the day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2020, 11:49:09 AM

dp

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2020, 11:51:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2020, 07:21:05 AM

Well... as long as you don't skip breakfast...


It is of course, the most important meal of the day.

Is it really? 

It just takes up space those tasty drugs could be occupying.

Coffee and crack. It's what's for breakfast.

For you, I'd recommend taking a bolus of hot meat when indicated.

(https://i.ibb.co/Dr0zYDT/OIP-w0o-Ya5jnkb-HOd0-WZdtx-Cng-AAAA.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2020, 02:29:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 25, 2020, 11:51:17 AM

Coffee and crack. It's what's for breakfast.

Maybe, but with all that coffee you'll spend hours shitting on the toilet... and the crack will make you think you're flying on a magic carpet while you do so.

Not a good combination.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 25, 2020, 03:35:26 PM

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/montanakaimin.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/d3/cd3fb74e-5fc5-11e9-9e7f-bf626ccac625/5cb4f845adcad.image.jpg?resize=1431%2C1431)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2020, 03:39:35 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 25, 2020, 03:35:26 PM

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/montanakaimin.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/c/d3/cd3fb74e-5fc5-11e9-9e7f-bf626ccac625/5cb4f845adcad.image.jpg?resize=1431%2C1431)

That's an ingredient in the dish spotted dick, is it not?

Very toothsome!  Kudos!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stream on May 25, 2020, 05:31:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 25, 2020, 03:39:35 PM

spotted dick

Something must be wrong with me, I'm getting a horrible mental image right now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2020, 06:21:40 PM

Quote from: stream on May 25, 2020, 05:31:55 PM

Something must be wrong with me, I'm getting a horrible mental image right now.

Nothing to be ashamed of.  Michael Jackson had vitiligo and he lived a long and full life.

Nobody turns down a dish of spotted dick.  Classic regional food.

Toad in the hole is another good one. Nothing like some good bangers.

And yes there is something wrong with you, eschewing the favorites of the Empire of the Pommie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2020, 09:51:27 AM

Quote from: stream on May 25, 2020, 05:31:55 PM

Something must be wrong with me, I'm getting a horrible mental image right now.

Try googling the term, and I'm sure you'll get a clearer image!!!

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2020, 11:46:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2020, 09:51:27 AM

Try googling the term, and I'm sure you'll get a clearer image!!!

 ;D

Martin van Buren had spotted dick regularly. 

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Martin_Van_Buren_crop.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2020, 02:09:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 26, 2020, 11:46:32 AM

Martin van Buren had spotted dick regularly.

Damn... That wasn't the outcome I was hoping to happen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2020, 10:35:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2020, 02:09:06 PM

Damn... That wasn't the outcome I was hoping to happen.

I don't know about those mutton-chops though.  I've got some as a remnant of a laziness typhoid pandemic beard, but they're not as stout and manly.

So, a moustache.  Sure, the good old womb broom. 

What do you with sideburns like that, though? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2020, 12:25:26 PM

Wouldn't know - I keep myself clean shaven. Makes sure you can't get moustache lice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 27, 2020, 01:29:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2020, 12:25:26 PM

Wouldn't know - I keep myself clean shaven. Makes sure you can't get moustache lice.

Yeah, but make an incision in your abdomen.

You will find it's ALIVE WITH WORMS!!!!!!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Squirmposter.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2020, 02:10:08 PM

I'd rather keep my insides... inside; if you know what I mean.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 27, 2020, 02:43:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2020, 02:10:08 PM

I'd rather keep my insides... inside; if you know what I mean.

 So would have St. Elmo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on May 28, 2020, 06:55:30 AM

You need to keep the insides happy or they will try to get out...mine are happy if they get enough pizza :)

(https://myhappyinsides.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/cropped-horz@4x-2.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2020, 08:45:04 AM

Quote from: outin on May 28, 2020, 06:55:30 AM

You need to keep the insides happy or they will try to get out...mine are happy if they get enough pizza :)

That's what I'll be doing Saturday night - Pizza and movie. I need to de-stress.

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Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2020, 11:32:02 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2020, 11:50:01 AM

I HAVE to use this video more often for all my enemies.     ;D

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Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2020, 12:59:14 PM

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Post by: outin on May 28, 2020, 04:10:10 PM

I'm still allergic to nuts!
So I'd only eat some if I want to scare people off...with a cool alien look :)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2020, 01:39:19 PM

J_Tour... I have NEVER in my life experience a video so awfully boring and meaningless in my life... and I didn't even watch the full thing - I skipped through large chunks of it.

I haven't ever seen anything that bad since the movie 'Dude, where's my car'.

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Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2020, 02:52:38 PM

All right, you both of you just made my list.

I'm the only person in the world who's a big nut man..

Nut butters.  Cashew nut butter.  Pine nut butter.  Hazelnut butter.  Peanut, which is a legume and not a nut, butter.  Almond butter.  Pistachio nut butter.  Red pistachio nut butter.

Dogs literally will lick that up.

Apply liberally and wait for the dingos.

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Post by: Bob on May 29, 2020, 10:59:27 PM

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Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2020, 11:39:43 PM

Well, I think Bob might be OK.  I think he's on my side.  There's going to be a great uprising until the time and place of battle has been chosen!  Repent ye!

Although I think the narrator of his clip has too much vocal fry to be not a bit of a spoof itself.  You know, Yeats. the dancer from the dance, all that.

It's game on, bitches!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2020, 11:46:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2020, 02:52:38 PM

Apply liberally and wait for the dingos.

Yeah - sure, wait for the dingos. Because they all just line the suburban streets at night hunting for peanut butter.

What type of squalor or remote desert do you think I live in???

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Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2020, 02:31:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2020, 11:46:54 PM

What type of squalor or remote desert do you think I live in???

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2020, 06:21:08 AM

The guy is hilarious.

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Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2020, 09:36:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2020, 06:21:08 AM

The guy is hilarious.

I don't think it's that funny.

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Post by: compline on May 30, 2020, 03:37:26 PM

What a complete load of inane, delinquent  crap!  Americans just can't act, all the films contain poor dialogue. 

I think you guys posting here have lost the will to live or something, heads full of sh*t.

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Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2020, 05:27:09 PM

C'mon.  Don't you want t go for a joy ride, Dragline?  My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2020, 03:22:14 AM

Heineken??? *** THAT sh*t!!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

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Post by: j_tour on May 31, 2020, 08:30:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2020, 03:22:14 AM

Heineken??? *** THAT sh*t!!!

Truer words have never been spoken.

Darn tootin' right.

I got a strange urge to get medieval on something or someone.

Pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

A little nitrous oxide to keep sharp.

And a Pabst Blue Ribbon or eight to take the edge off.

It's gonna be a good evening.

Maybe burn down the Globe Theater again or some sh*t, trap some theater nerds inside just for laughs.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2020, 09:52:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 31, 2020, 08:30:16 AM

Darn tootin' right.

And how much of a hill-billy are you???

Who the hell says 'Darn tootin' right???'

(https://www.nicepng.com/png/full/57-573700_cletus-simpsons-simpsons-cletus-spuckler-mom.png)

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Post by: j_tour on May 31, 2020, 05:14:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2020, 09:52:08 AM

And how much of a hill-billy are you???

Who the hell says 'Darn tootin' right???'

People who are obsessed with children, and respect the forum's policies to nurture children, and keep a very close watch on them at every single opportunity.

And whatnot.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2020, 01:44:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 31, 2020, 05:14:28 PM

People who are obsessed with children, and respect the forum's policies to nurture children, and keep a very close watch on them at every single opportunity.

You're right - people who use filthy language should have their tongue scrubbed with soap...

Quote from: j_tour on May 07, 2020, 09:13:01 PM

It is stated that all words not blocked by the automated censors are allowed.

*** you, cunt.

And it does happen to be that I like cute brunettes, but I like them for companionship and not for just getting my *** on.  I really like *** them, but it depends on the gal.

Yes, I'm well familiar with commonwealth uses of the term.

ETA Yeah, it's nothing personal, it's just pure impotent rage.  I don't think you're a cunt, I think you're OK, but random rules give me a raging hard-on to go full Ted Kaczinsky on it. 

Just abominable...

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Post by: j_tour on June 01, 2020, 03:58:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2020, 01:44:18 AM

Just abominable...

I know you are but what am I.

Here, watch Efren Reyes kick Earl Strickland's *** at nine-ball.

Or go watch a star war or something.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2020, 10:23:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 01, 2020, 03:58:59 AM

Or go watch a star war or something.

Just one??? Seems a little dull. Is this the movie you were thinking of???

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYTI4ZjRmNjMtNzcyYy00YjgyLTlkNDItY2UzZTg3YjkzNTI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDY2NzgwOTE@._V1_.jpg)

Ouch - that looks painful.

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Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2020, 06:22:25 PM

Sure, yeah, that looks like a star war.

But would Xenu be pleased?  I'm not sure, but I doubt it.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2020, 09:38:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 02, 2020, 06:22:25 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg)

To this day, I have NEVER seen the movie... and will continue not to watch it.

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Post by: j_tour on June 03, 2020, 04:27:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2020, 09:38:27 AM

To this day, I have NEVER seen the movie... and will continue not to watch it.

Well, you'd be right then. 

It is pretty much unwatchable.  There are no redeeming qualities about that horror.  Can't be watched.  Shouldn't be watched. 

Here, go for a ride:

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2020, 10:20:22 AM

Dennis Hopper is a fantastic actor, but Nicolas Cage has gone down the toilet in the last couple of years - can't believe he used to be an A-list actor.

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Post by: j_tour on June 04, 2020, 04:49:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2020, 10:20:22 AM

Dennis Hopper is a fantastic actor, but Nicolas Cage has gone down the toilet in the last couple of years - can't believe he used to be an A-list actor.

Dennis Hopper is indeed the man.  Nic Cage....yeah, he has some issues.  He was pretty good in Red Rock West, though.  Not a very good movie at all.  Lord of War, Adaptation?  He carried those off fine. 

Eh, whatever.  I suppose it's a free country in some ways.  At least his ridiculous frolics are amusing sometimes.

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Post by: Bob on June 04, 2020, 10:50:52 PM

How do you act though when you don't know what the end result special effects will be?


(https://media1.tenor.com/images/27e1607d90b696bc9ae62b21766acc19/tenor.gif?itemid=4944634)


I noticed the fake bees more.  And then I wondered why someone would shout out what's happening to them.   ::)

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Post by: j_tour on June 04, 2020, 11:27:47 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2020, 10:50:52 PM

How do you act though when you don't know what the end result special effects will be?

I always thought Nic Cage was a pure method actor and those were real bees.  Spent months in the hospital afterwards.  Dedication to the craft.  An inspiration.

Supposedly George C. Scott in the early 1980s had a chance to meet the young Cage and tried to advise him that "It's acting, m'boy!"

I don't think the advice really stuck.

Nic Cage is a true citizen of the world, and a credit to serious thespians wherever his work is known.

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Post by: outin on June 05, 2020, 04:05:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 04, 2020, 10:50:52 PM

I noticed the fake bees more.  And then I wondered why someone would shout out what's happening to them.   ::)

Fake bees are stupid. Proper films use real bees!

Edit. Why the hell would they remake the film?? It's perfect as it is! The film industry is ridiculous these days...

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2020, 09:41:07 AM

Quote from: outin on June 05, 2020, 04:05:19 AM

Fake bees are stupid. Proper films use real bees!

Now, THAT'S an actor. That's commitment.

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Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2020, 01:11:01 PM

That is one of the most horrifying things I have ever ever seen, outin.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

I'm going back to full Wesley Willis, is how I'm fixing.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2020, 01:22:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 05, 2020, 01:11:01 PM

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Do it properly J_Tour...

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Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2020, 09:53:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2020, 01:22:58 PM

Do it properly J_Tour...

I don't even have to watch the video.  I know what that is.

I already did that pregnant cat clip! 

Granted, it's a classic. 

But how about some respect for the families and children?

That's what I'm all about, and you should be too.

Outin is beyond hope, but she'll manage, I guess.

/*ETA Oh, you'll be amused that the word μοφο now is corrected to "pragenated dog" or whatever protestant zealotry inspires such "emendations."*/

/*EETA Also, I'd like to state my support for children and families everywhere.  Music and the music business can be rotten at times, and I feel it's a blessing, may I invoke the name of my lord and savior, to encourage responsible activity.  I wish more countries were more like the UK and Sweden and had state-mandated religious affiliations. 

But, as a mere pacifist and at best a brother in arms, I'd like to take a moment in silence and sing to myself the words to that song of miracles, 'Let It Be.'"

Join me, won't you?*/

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Post by: Bob on June 05, 2020, 10:55:33 PM

Hm..... All I'm registering is Family Ties, which means suicide I think.... Then being stupid, then a weirdo guy going after high school girls.... who also drives a Lincoln....


All right, all right, all right then....

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/714--YETBjL._AC_SL1018_.jpg)


But I already posted that.  Years ago.   ::)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2020, 11:37:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 05, 2020, 09:53:02 PM

I'd like to take a moment in silence and sing to myself the words to that song of miracles, 'Let It Be.'

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/ba/ba61a6e63a1ff580766af12aa92fee2f69107ff3d6716508341d49d5e1995894.jpg)

Oh christ, not that song - can't stand it. Full of delusional dreams and the promise of a better tomorrow that will never, never ever in our existance... happen.

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 02:25:59 AM

All right.

I don't know who is responsible, but I'm absofuckinglutely sure that someone needs step into the position and wear the device.

It's called tmesis, people. 

And don't you ever look at me while you're in a prone position with the device on your scalp.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71sLCPQeNIL._SL1500_.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 02:32:43 AM

Me: Erm, Alex - I'll take 'The reason I needed to see a Chiropractor for the rest of my life' for $200...

Alex: What is this device, pictured here?

Quote from: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 02:25:59 AM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71sLCPQeNIL._SL1500_.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 02:47:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 02:32:43 AM

Alex: What is this device, pictured here?

I like to think of the device as a little something called "I've never had a dingo eat my dingus."

But, your mileage might vary. 

It's all up to you.

Just interlace your hands behind your back and step forward into the device, citizen. Things will be much easier for you if you comply, citizen.

Now I can be a real good guy, but my partner, Earl Ray, he can be one real mean son of a pregnant dog.

It's all up to you.

Now, I'd just go ahead and step forward into the device.  Be a lot easier.

(https://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1582169.1389985819!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/dennis-hopper-blue-velvet.jpg)

You're a good cop, McCloud.  Choose life!  Especially when the children are around.

Don't want to wake up Dragline. 

You do the children and I'll do Dragline and the other principals.

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Post by: visitor on June 06, 2020, 03:28:50 AM

Y'all dismissed
See you next time

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 03:40:19 AM

Ahhh - Tiktok... that elusive app that might allow a meagre citizen join the ranks of fame for doing stupid sh*t, while the Chinese steal all their personal information.

I don't have it installed on my phone, but that's because I'm a sensible mother-***.

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 04:40:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 03:40:19 AM

Ahhh - Tiktok... that elusive app that might allow a meagre citizen join the ranks of fame for doing stupid sh*t, while the Chinese steal all their personal information.

I don't have it installed on my phone, but that's because I'm a sensible mother-***.

Well.  It seems to me that we're going to have another bit of failure to communicate.

Seems to me that one of you all has got a bit of rabbit in his blood.  Well, we've got a set of leg irons to match the device iron. 

For your own good.

 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 09:19:46 AM

Seriously J_Tour - do you know ANY other movies than that piece of what seems like 1970's Nostalgia???

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 10:11:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 09:19:46 AM

Seriously J_Tour - do you know ANY other movies than that piece of what seems like 1970's Nostalgia???

Well.  Now there's probably at least a few sides to every story, although I expect yours may be sordid, but I forgive you, my brother.  We've all been tempted.

Oh, I have to excuse myself, but just to satisfy my own yankee curiosity, shame on me, but is there some reason I'm so blessed by my lord and savior amen to have my handle initially capitalized?

It'd really say nothing, I just have a real good hankering to make family time into piano time, and I surely wouldn't want to let anything intercede in my marital affairs with my lawfully wedded wife with whom I perform the marital act regularly.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 11:31:23 AM

Oh god - the Godfather, yet another overly glorified movie that was nothing more than an incredibly long waste of time.

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 01:28:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 11:31:23 AM

Oh god - the Godfather, yet another overly glorified movie that was nothing more than an incredibly long waste of time.

Well you clearly haven't read the novel, which is Hochliteratur and a masterpiece of vernacular.

Go watch another star war or have an aids baby or whatever you kids do.

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 01:35:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 01:28:51 PM

Well you clearly haven't read the novel, which is Hochliteratur and a masterpiece of vernacular.

Go watch another star war or have an aids baby or whatever you kids do.

Pretty, pretty.  You don't ever want to get a love letter from me.  Do you know what a love letter is?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 01:38:07 PM

People haven't sent letters in almost 15 years... E-mail for christs sake.

Get with the times.

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Post by: Bob on June 06, 2020, 02:40:52 PM

*Bob, about to head out to mail a letter.*

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)

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Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 10:49:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2020, 11:31:23 AM

Oh god - the Godfather, yet another overly glorified movie that was nothing more than an incredibly long waste of time.

Typical Lucy Mancini.

I think Bob is the only contender for the prize.

I'lll get him:  he's sticking his little thing out now, but that makes it easier to snatch it up and hold.  And cut.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2020, 02:55:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 06, 2020, 10:49:20 PM

I'lll get him:  he's sticking his little thing out now, but that makes it easier to snatch it up and hold.  And cut.

Like I tell my students, you have to use more descriptive words than 'thing'...

...however in this case, I'll make an exception. I REALLY don't want to know what the hell you're talking about.

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Post by: j_tour on June 07, 2020, 09:48:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2020, 02:55:26 AM

...however in this case, I'll make an exception. I REALLY don't want to know what the hell you're talking about.

Ding Ding Ding! 

That's the right answer!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2020, 07:56:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 07, 2020, 09:48:56 PM

Ding Ding Ding! 

That's the right answer!

Thank you... now what's my prize???

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Post by: j_tour on June 08, 2020, 04:38:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2020, 07:56:05 AM

Thank you... now what's my prize???

You have earned the privilege to strap the device to the circumference of your head about the forehead.

Or, as one says „das Ding" is to be attached and exercised, in case you didn't recognize the pun.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2020, 08:40:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 08, 2020, 04:38:28 PM

You have earned the privilege to strap the device to the circumference of your head about the forehead.

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Post by: j_tour on June 09, 2020, 01:29:17 PM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2020, 02:02:55 PM

Meh - the french language is so screwed up...

(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/funny-french-language-jokes-4-588efa5daf97b__700.jpg)

Try saying THAT when you've had a large tipple of whiskey.

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Post by: j_tour on June 09, 2020, 03:03:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2020, 02:02:55 PM

Try saying THAT when you've had a large tipple of whiskey.

So there's a lot of homophones, or nearly so.

Anyway, isn't there a star war with a universal translator?

You should acquire one of those and embed in your ear. 

Very deeply. 

It's moderately unpleasant, but I feel a boy like yourself should manage.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2020, 09:03:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 09, 2020, 03:03:58 PM

Anyway, isn't there a star war with a universal translator?

Nah... all you need is a Babel fish.

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Post by: j_tour on June 10, 2020, 04:04:17 PM

The biblical reference to the Tower of Babel is disagreeable to me.

Therefore I suggest something like this, from a star war.

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Post by: Bob on June 10, 2020, 11:03:04 PM

A five pound neck head ring/weight thing actually isn't bad at all.  I don't think I'd do more than that, but five pounds is enough to give a little stretch to neck muscles.  It doesn't feel bad at all.

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Post by: j_tour on June 10, 2020, 11:40:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 10, 2020, 11:03:04 PM

A five pound neck head ring/weight thing actually isn't bad at all.  I don't think I'd do more than that,
but five pounds is enough to give a little stretch to neck muscles.

A reasonable person:  a most excellent κῦδος to you, Bob.  Hats off:  a reasonable, rational, clear-minded
person, of whom I don't deny the appelation "genius." Studying the classics and practicing them pays off,
I'm sure you'll agree.

The Burghers of Calais bore similar devices with weight, foreboding, but also with a sense of manly resolve.

Quote

It doesn't feel bad at all.

Well, if I may suggest training for explosive power, similar to that at which tennis players , American football players
(UK and commonwealth unfortunates may get it confused with what they call "soccer" or "footie," but my meaning
should be clear), and other athletes excel.

If done carefully with a modest amount of weight at first, the jerking and swiveling motions involved will yield the
powerful, robust, thick, heavily muscled neck all men aspire to, and all women find irresistible.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2020, 02:02:55 PM

Try saying THAT
 when you've had a large tipple of whiskey.

Would twelve beers count?  That's nothing:  it's not even a tongue-twister:  just repeat "vert" over and over
again and Bob's your uncle!  There are some good one's like the homophonic translation into French of the
 Mother Goose Rhymes and so forth, but that green worm one is not even a tongue twister. 

Where'd you even find that sh*t?

I'm very disappointed.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2020, 02:16:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 10, 2020, 04:04:17 PM

Therefore I suggest something like this, from a star war.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/67/9d/e6679d2ea6bf8bb270e86bc315017ac5.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on June 11, 2020, 05:07:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2020, 02:16:02 PM

https://h ttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/67/9d/e6679d2ea6bf8bb270e86bc315017ac5. jpg

So some bald guy with a made-up name wants some guy named Larry to commit an act of violence?

I just can't hear that.  Been half deaf since the accident.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZGdkVTH/index.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on June 11, 2020, 10:38:21 PM

How did I miss this gem for so long?   ::)

Here's some ear worms for you all.   ;D

And a little more.

This... is stupid.  How is a kid going to put the sound together with the very brief mention of the instrument, esp. when brass is overpowering the instrument they highlight?   They're just tacking words onto things.... ::)

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Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2020, 05:10:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2020, 10:38:21 PM

How did I miss this gem for so long?   ::)

Here's some ear worms for you all.   ;D

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX20kcp7j5c

And a little more.

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8z7UjET1Is

This... is stupid.  How is a kid going to put the sound together with the very brief mention of the instrument, esp. when brass is overpowering the instrument they highlight?   They're just tacking words onto things.... ::)

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LALMimG1MDY

No, no, no, heck no.

None of that now. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2020, 06:08:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 11, 2020, 10:38:21 PM

How did I miss this gem for so long?   ::)

Here's some ear worms for you all.   ;D

Lucky I have THIS!!!

(https://www.combantrin.com.au/sites/combantrin_au/files/styles/product_image/public/product-images/combantrin-chocolate-squares.png)

Seems to kill all kinds of worm... worth a shot. I've never heard the song, but I will happily go to my grave knowing I didn't succumb to hitting that play button.

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Post by: Bob on June 12, 2020, 10:42:53 PM

//

\\

//

\@_

_@/


That's one of the dumbest songs I've heard I think.


But... That's enough of that.  I thought this had something to do with the left shark.  *Bob does not remember why the left shark was important.  Or even which shark is "left."  Left from the viewer or stage left?*

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/01/26/gettyimages-462641284_slide-e909360608210f63fbc56d5b9cdf408609ec98aa-s1400-c85.jpg)



Yeah, this isn't worth looking into more.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/01/bryan-gaw-a-k-a-left-shark-reveals-his-super-bowl-secrets.html#:~:text=Left%20Shark%20Breaks%20His%20Silence%20Ahead%20of%20Super%20Bowl%20LII,-By%20Brian%20Feldman&text=For%20the%20rest%20of%20you,appeared%20to%20suck%20at%20dancing.

Who's paying attention to a background shark?  Looked good enough to me.


Yeah, that was a waste of time.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/super-bowl-xlix-halftime-left-shark

I did find the whole halftime show youtube video but it's more work to copy and paste in here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2020, 11:35:12 PM

Quote from: Bob on June 12, 2020, 10:42:53 PM

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2018/01/26/gettyimages-462641284_slide-e909360608210f63fbc56d5b9cdf408609ec98aa-s1400-c85.jpg)

Is that Katy Perry dancing with humanoid sharks??? Usually you only see that type of sh*t in an acid trip, or a dream...

...but hell, I didn't think Katy's reputation had slid so much she had to resort to THIS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 13, 2020, 03:57:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 12, 2020, 10:42:53 PM

Oh, now, you fellas can't get it greasy like Tina-na-na?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2020, 04:49:38 AM

I never liked that song, but DAMN IT - she sung the hell out of SIMPLY THE BEST!!!

Still one of the greatest songs to this day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 14, 2020, 12:33:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2020, 11:35:12 PM

Is that Katy Perry dancing with humanoid sharks??? Usually you only see that type of sh*t in an acid trip, or a dream...

...but hell, I didn't think Katy's reputation had slid so much she had to resort to THIS!!!

It's a half time show.  Probably got paid well, so they perform. 


Meanwhile... We need to convince Nils to upgrade the forum to allow embedded mp4 files.

Man, that's rough.  You have to manually tell it to loop to get the effect.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DecimalWellgroomedFlyingfox-mobile.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2020, 01:43:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 14, 2020, 12:33:03 AM

Meanwhile... We need to convince Nils to upgrade the forum to allow embedded mp4 files.

Man, that's rough.  You have to manually tell it to loop to get the effect.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DecimalWellgroomedFlyingfox-mobile.mp4

Meh - it doesn't look that funny... I'd prefer something be done about the bloody spammers who have started plaguing us in the last couple months.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 16, 2020, 12:13:32 AM

(We also need to fix the forum in terms of when someone posts something that screws up the formatting on the rest of the page.  ::)  )


And then this guy made an appearance in the thread.

That kid.... Yes, he grew up fast.  Feel old yet? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2020, 08:45:15 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 16, 2020, 12:13:32 AM

I'm sorry, but I tried drinking... then I tried Crack, smack, Ganja, speed, heroin, talcum powder, and even snorting anthrax... and yet each time I did something different I watched this video...

...and I still couldn't make mother-*** sense of what the sh*t he was trying to say?!?

Is there a Hill-billy to English translator somewhere???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 17, 2020, 03:16:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2020, 08:45:15 AM

Is there a Hill-billy to English translator somewhere???

Sure.  I speak yokel. 

It's your destiny if you keep drinking that wood alcohol and rassling with they crocodiles, sonny boy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2020, 09:03:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 17, 2020, 03:16:04 AM

It's your destiny if you keep drinking that wood alcohol and rassling with they crocodiles, sonny boy!

What the hell is wood alcohol?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 17, 2020, 03:25:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2020, 09:03:10 AM

What the hell is wood alcohol?!?

It's a very refined small-batch liquor which is traditionally made in pot stills or by freeze-distillation.

I'd recommend it.

White lightning, eau de vie, mountain dew, applejack.

It goes by many names, but you must drink much of it, and quickly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2020, 10:03:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 17, 2020, 03:25:13 PM

It's a very refined small-batch liquor which is traditionally made in pot stills or by freeze-distillation.

I'd recommend it.

White lightning, eau de vie, mountain dew, applejack.

It goes by many names, but you must drink much of it, and quickly.

Well, it is coming into Winter - so I am definitely on the look for some new inebriant.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 18, 2020, 04:36:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2020, 10:03:33 AM

Well, it is coming into Winter - so I am definitely on the look for some new inebriant.

Then you want something with a high fusel oil content. 

Any of the white lightnings will satisfy that necessity:  no need to drink the Sterno. 

And you can improvise a little alcohol stove for preparing foods while you're going bush.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2020, 07:57:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 18, 2020, 04:36:25 PM

And you can improvise a little alcohol stove for preparing foods while you're going bush.

You do realise that almost no Australians live natively in 'the Bush'... we live under the roof of our house... in cities.

They are more civilised than you think (although you wouldn't think that with the way they drive).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 19, 2020, 06:43:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2020, 07:57:52 AM

You do realise that almost no Australians live natively in 'the Bush'... we live under the roof of our house... in cities.

They are more civilised than you think (although you wouldn't think that with the way they drive).

I didn't say "stay in the bush," I said you might be "going bush."

You know, for a winter expedition, and also to fight crocodiles while they're most dormant.

Yes, I know.  Believe it or not I've spent some time with temporary emigrants from Oz, including a classmate/colleague from Perth.  That boy couldn't hold his beer, but he did end up with one of the more striking gals from the poetics department, about which he had not much good to say, at least for a short time. 

Collect dingo scrotums from the local specimens and preserve them for export trade! 

And never forget:  high fusel oil content is the mark of a quality beverage.

Seek it, crave it, become the flame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2020, 11:31:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 19, 2020, 06:43:45 PM

Believe it or not I've spent some time with temporary emigrants from Oz, including a classmate/colleague from Perth.  That boy couldn't hold his beer

Are you sure he was Australian??? Holding beer is the only thing they excel at... in levels higher than the Germans do.

Also, I have more pressing things to do than send you Dingo scrotums. You want one? You can come to Australia and do it yourself. Although, Steve Irwins ghost may haunt you for doing so.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 20, 2020, 01:44:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2020, 11:31:43 PM

Are you sure he was Australian??? Holding beer is the only thing they excel at... in levels higher than the Germans do.

Also, I have more pressing things to do than send you Dingo scrotums. You want one? You can come to Australia and do it yourself. Although, Steve Irwins ghost may haunt you for doing so.

Yeah, he was an sw-ozzer, and while he certainly knew how to pull a cork at the bar or private party, he was a literature guy, so, you know.  A little bit lightweight.

I've don't really want a dingo scrote, not for years.  I was just thinking of ways you could occupy yourself, alone, unsheltered, in the bush, drinking tainted liquor, burning some for heat.

A good bull crocodile hide, though, that would be a good find.  I'd pay you an 'alf a Wes'mins'er crown for tha' all lot!

ETA Oh, I forgot.  No, Scotch don't burn alcohol for flame, they grab the fire and say "Gimme it back, ye!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2020, 03:21:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 20, 2020, 01:44:01 AM

I've don't really want a dingo scrote, not for years.  I was just thinking of ways you could occupy yourself, alone, unsheltered, in the bush, drinking tainted liquor, burning some for heat.

Yeah... and we all ride Kangaroos to work like taxis...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 20, 2020, 06:22:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2020, 03:21:23 AM

Yeah... and we all ride Kangaroos to work like taxis...

 ::)

No, mister man, I'm pretty sure you fight kangaroos and ride ostriches in order to get to the crocodiles, which you hunt.

No, no.  That's the facts.  They even made movies about it, but they got the wrong continent. 

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/RoarMoviePoster1981.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2020, 09:16:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 20, 2020, 06:22:20 AM

No, mister man, I'm pretty sure you fight kangaroos and ride ostriches in order to get to the crocodiles, which you hunt.

Yes, and our country is really upside down, where gravity pins us to the ceiling and we can't get down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 20, 2020, 11:54:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 20, 2020, 06:22:20 AM

No, mister man, I'm pretty sure you fight kangaroos and ride ostriches in order to get to the crocodiles, which you hunt.

Not ostriches, we ride emus and it's not to hunt the crocs, it's to get away from them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 20, 2020, 09:39:29 PM

*Bob only processes Bush and .... something else he already forgot while typing in third person.* 


I forgot.... Oh, yes.  Why don't they just get rid of thos uber dangerous creatures in Australia, like the drop bear?  (Except we all know Autalalia-Land doesn't exist.  I've never seen it.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2020, 03:02:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2020, 09:39:29 PM

I forgot.... Oh, yes.  Why don't they just get rid of thos uber dangerous creatures in Australia, like the drop bear? 

You do realise drop-bears don't exist??? They only were created to help horny young blokes pick up blonde naive tourists as a cheesy pick up line, while some weirdo lives out his fantasy of wearing a fursuit.

We have documented proof, as you can see from this instructional video:

Quote from: Bob on June 20, 2020, 09:39:29 PM

(Except we all know Autalalia-Land doesn't exist.  I've never seen it.)

I'm sure it's proven that most Americans don't know that other countries exist outside of America.

Edit: Apparently most of them don't even know where they are located on the map...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 21, 2020, 04:47:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2020, 03:02:34 AM

Edit: Apparently most of them don't even know where they are located on the map...)

Isn't that irrelevant information? It's enough to know where you are located in relation to the closest bar of pizza place:)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2020, 07:45:13 AM

I like to try and go through my life without having to google absolutely everything... and rely on my brain.

I mean, how else are you meant to win at Trivial Pursuit?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 21, 2020, 11:40:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2020, 07:45:13 AM

I like to try and go through my life without having to google absolutely everything... and rely on my brain.

I mean, how else are you meant to win at Trivial Pursuit?

Cheating?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2020, 01:14:35 AM

I thought they stick an impossibly large knife point-first into the wooden table on which the game is played, take a long sip of beer, and say, "I hear you have a winning personality, mate.  Care to demonstrate?"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2020, 08:56:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 22, 2020, 01:14:35 AM

I thought they stick an impossibly large knife point-first into the wooden table on which the game is played, take a long sip of beer, and say, "I hear you have a winning personality, mate.  Care to demonstrate?"

To which I reply...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2020, 02:22:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2020, 08:56:02 AM

To which I reply...

h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnww12a6W8o

I thought it was more something like this (https://www.johnsteedsflat.com/brolly.html):

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/0d/1a/530d1ad22e992493186c0fa077cd451e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2020, 08:54:19 AM

I'm not some stuck up British tosh??? How DARE YOU!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 23, 2020, 02:12:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2020, 08:54:19 AM

I'm not some stuck up British tosh??? How DARE YOU!!!

Note the distinct lack of crocodile-skin garments and accessories in the above picture.

Sir Ethan Steed Pantytosh has never ridden an emu to tangle with the crocodiles, I'd wager.

Coincidence? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 23, 2020, 11:36:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2020, 08:54:19 AM

I'm not some stuck up British tosh??? How DARE YOU!!!

You're a criminal.  That's what I heard.  England sent all the criminals to Australia and then.... maybe something happened, maybe they revolted or were freed.... and now all the Australians are descendants of criminals. 


(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ea210e8dca32360e9326d4d5a122cb90/tenor.gif?itemid=8603908)

(https://nationalcoffeeblog.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/bill-groundhogday.gif?w=486&zoom=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2020, 02:34:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2020, 11:36:53 PM

You're a criminal.  That's what I heard.  England sent all the criminals to Australia and then.... maybe something happened, maybe they revolted or were freed.... and now all the Australians are descendants of criminals. 

Yeah, but that's old history.

I, as a US citizen, proudly claim myself to be far more criminal than those fancy lads over in that other place!

They're all like "oh, no, I musn't disrupt afternoon tea while her majesty is to be broadcast over the radio," and meanwhile, lacking dingos, I have to capture and subdue the neighborhood domesticated dogs and do their sacks off with sewing scissors.

It's a very upside-down world, indeed!

Consider it, won't you?

Fancy (https://www.amazon.com/Elizabeth-Lifesize-Standup-Cardboard-Cutouts/dp/B00JNTSFCE/ref=pd_lpo_201_t_0/146-8873746-2538816?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00JNTSFCE&pd_rd_r=e7b8d1a4-4a9f-44d8-ad2f-000006caac36&pd_rd_w=j5viT&pd_rd_wg=3TR9i&pf_rd_p=7b36d496-f366-4631-94d3-61b87b52511b&pf_rd_r=0TVAHYJJ0RHAB9C5Z466&psc=1&refRID=0TVAHYJJ0RHAB9C5Z466).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2020, 07:46:47 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 23, 2020, 11:36:53 PM

You're a criminal.  That's what I heard.  England sent all the criminals to Australia and then.... maybe something happened, maybe they revolted or were freed.... and now all the Australians are descendants of criminals. 

No... those who redeemed themselves became ordinary citizens. The really evil bastards...

...went into politics!!!

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2020, 02:34:47 AM

They're all like "oh, no, I musn't disrupt afternoon tea while her majesty is to be broadcast over the radio

Oh please, we couldn't give a *** what dear ol' Lizzie is blabbering on about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2020, 06:02:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2020, 07:46:47 AM

Oh please, we couldn't give a *** what dear ol' Lizzie is blabbering on about.

Dear Lizzie of the fancy hats, yet! 

Fancy lad like you, you know you LURRRRV her! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2020, 10:51:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2020, 06:02:32 PM

Dear Lizzie of the fancy hats, yet! 

Fancy lad like you, you know you LURRRRV her!

She's old enough to be my Grandmother... in fact, she IS the same age as my grandmother.

I love my Granny... but I don't love the Queen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 25, 2020, 03:12:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2020, 10:51:57 AM

I love my Granny... but I don't love the Queen.

I believe that's all true.  I've seen the photographs.

So when did you abandon your plot to dismantle Windsor Castle stone by stone through finely tuned acoustic bombarbment?

It was a clever plan, and I was sorry to hear that the publication of its details in your manifesto led to exile.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2020, 05:03:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 25, 2020, 03:12:27 PM

So when did you abandon your plot to dismantle Windsor Castle stone by stone through finely tuned acoustic bombarbment?

When I ran out of Scotch. It was a sad, dark, rainy day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 27, 2020, 05:36:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2020, 05:03:35 AM

When I ran out of Scotch. It was a sad, dark, rainy day.

Yeah, that's true. 

A day without libation to the norse gods can be a very bad day indeed.

It'd go something like this:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2020, 08:42:07 AM

You do realise that the blues are dead???

Nowadays, music is all dub-step, metallic noises, jiggling and twerking fuckwits who are CAKED in makeup, but can't sing for sh*t, but dance for the camera like the little monkey they are because some arsewipe in a corporate office wrote their song for them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2020, 02:24:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2020, 08:42:07 AM

You do realise that the blues are dead???

Nowadays, music is all dub-step, metallic noises, jiggling and twerking fuckwits who are CAKED in makeup, but can't sing for sh*t, but dance for the camera like the little monkey they are because some arsewipe in a corporate office wrote their song for them.

Blues isn't dead.  It just smells funny.

You sure know an awful lot about little kid music, though.  They can all go to hell, though, I think everyone agrees.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2020, 04:31:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2020, 02:24:39 AM

You sure know an awful lot about little kid music, though.  They can all go to hell, though, I think everyone agrees.

Hell... even I agree with you. Dubstep should die a painful death.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 29, 2020, 03:28:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2020, 04:31:52 AM

Hell... even I agree with you. Dubstep should die a painful death.

Repeated downward, stabbing, and thrusting motions.

You must always trust me, I a the expert, you know this! 

Why I so play football so much.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2020, 08:40:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 29, 2020, 03:28:09 AM

Repeated downward, stabbing, and thrusting motions.

You must always trust me, I a the expert, you know this! 

Why I so play football so much.

I thought American football was a rough sport, but sh*t... no wonder the game is losing it's appeal. J_Tour is stabbing all the players.

Quote from: j_tour on June 29, 2020, 03:28:09 AM

If your goal is to somehow get us to incidentally and accidentally watch 'The room' by slicing up 2 minute segments and posting them here... I can tell you I won't fall for it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 29, 2020, 02:44:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2020, 08:40:11 AM

If your goal is to somehow get us to incidentally and accidentally watch 'The room' by slicing up 2 minute segments and posting them here... I can tell you I won't fall for it.

Tommy Wiseau been here whole time, he see everything!

Sure, you expert on everything now, but you betray me!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2020, 08:49:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 29, 2020, 02:44:11 PM

Tommy Wiseau been here whole time, he see everything!

Sure, you expert on everything now, but you betray me!

Where's a grammar Nazi when you need one?

(https://blairscott.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/grammarnazi.jpg)



[On a side note, I am actually astonished that there is a stock picture of a baby wearing a Nazi uniform... I guess you really can get everything on the internet.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on June 30, 2020, 01:28:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2020, 08:49:42 AM

[On a side note, I am actually astonished that there is a stock picture of a baby wearing a Nazi uniform... I guess you really can get everything on the internet.]

How things are going these days that baby is going to lose a future job over a past misconduct...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2020, 07:35:40 PM

Quote from: outin on June 30, 2020, 01:28:03 PM

How things are going these days that baby is going to lose a future job over a past misconduct...

Right.  The toddler can't even grow a proper moustache. 

I'd give a hard 'no' if such a person applied for a job with significant experience required.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2020, 10:33:43 AM

Seems ironic though - the way Hitler used to yell in all the historical footage, seems like he was a bit of an infantile moron (despite the mass-murders etc...)

But seriously - what parent would dress their child like that?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 02, 2020, 02:39:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2020, 10:33:43 AM

Seems ironic though - the way Hitler used to yell in all the historical footage, seems like he was a bit of an infantile moron (despite the mass-murders etc...)

But seriously - what parent would dress their child like that?!?

Depends on the kid, doesn't it?  I mean, if you're going to feed it into the garbage disposal anyway, or "accidentally" throw its ball in front of fast moving traffic, might as well have a few laughs first.

No, I've had good luck taking care of dogs and children using some tips from this instructional video.  Good to refresh one's skills at the soldering pencil.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 03, 2020, 10:33:18 PM

*Bob responds from an a older comment.*

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2020, 02:34:47 AM

I, as a US citizen, proudly claim myself to be far more criminal than those fancy lads

Lads?


Yeah, you're a US citizen all right.  ::)


(https://media1.tenor.com/images/93fe2d477f5b42a70f7826dad39a5257/tenor.gif?itemid=11356446)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2020, 12:07:11 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 03, 2020, 10:33:18 PM

Lads?

It's another synonym for guys, people, mates, residents; any collective group of individuals.

Don't you DARE slander J_Tour for trying to expand his vocabulary.

YOU MONSTER!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2020, 01:53:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2020, 12:07:11 AM

Don't you DARE slander J_Tour for trying to expand his vocabulary.

See?  Respect for one's elders shows character.

Vitamount For Women is designed specifically to meet the diverse needs of women of all ages.

I gotta butch this place up a bit:  you're welcome! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2020, 09:45:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 04, 2020, 01:53:53 AM

See?  Respect for one's elders shows character.

I wasn't backing you up because you were elder - I was hoping that comment about you being from the U.S. was true... only because you're all bloody crazy and we don't want you spreading your crazy to the rest of the world.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 05, 2020, 05:25:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2020, 09:45:44 AM

I wasn't backing you up because you were elder - I was hoping that comment about you being from the U.S. was true... only because you're all bloody crazy and we don't want you spreading your crazy to the rest of the world.

 ;D

Get back in the cage, you fool!

Silence!

And fetch me some dingo scrotes on the way, for I desire nourishment!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2020, 12:09:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 05, 2020, 05:25:57 PM

And fetch me some dingo scrotes on the way, for I desire nourishment!

I ain't touching that with a 20-foot pole.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 06, 2020, 02:16:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2020, 12:09:52 AM

I ain't touching that with a 20-foot pole.

Touch it!

Touch the scrotum!

You know you want to!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2020, 03:55:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 06, 2020, 02:16:03 AM

Touch it!

Touch the scrotum!

(https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/nope-funny-definition-iii-funny-dictionary-meaning-minimal-modern-typography-print-studio-grafiikka.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2020, 06:44:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2020, 03:55:00 AM

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I want you to turn that opportunity "yes"!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 12:17:43 AM

(https://www.idealmakers.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/No-No-No-Signs.jpg)

Oh wait - that sign was meant to be used at a Future Trump rally. My fault.

That answer is still no.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2020, 06:23:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 12:17:43 AM

[im g]https://www.idealmakers.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/No-No-No-Signs.jpg[/img]

Oh wait - that sign was meant to be used at a Future Trump rally. My fault.

That answer is still no.

A man's attitude goes a long way to determining the way his life will be.

Would you agree with that?

Some of the best people are at Future Trump rallies, after he returns from the future as a cyborg with lady hands and a killer bod.

Credo in unum patrem omnipotentem, factorem Randy Newmani et errorum.

You just put that red ballcap back on, mister man, and fix your attitude, and you can ride along with me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 06:27:52 AM

Obviously - I hit a nerve. So I'll keep poking at it...

Trump is an idiot...

His supporters are morons...

America is doomed.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2020, 06:46:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 06:27:52 AM

Obviously - I hit a nerve. So I'll keep poking at it...

Trump is an idiot...

His supporters are morons...

America is doomed.    ;D

How many drivers does a buggy have?

Now, are you just answering that because that's what you think I want to hear, or is that what you truly think?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 11:57:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 08, 2020, 06:46:58 AM

is that what you truly think?

Yes... America is doomed. You're all nuts. I mean, you have flat-earthers, Scientologists, and people believing in being probed by aliens.

No where else advertises that sh*t!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2020, 04:13:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 11:57:43 AM

Yes... America is doomed. You're all nuts. I mean, you have flat-earthers, Scientologists, and people believing in being probed by aliens.

No where else advertises that sh*t!

Well there was that French guy in Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  They're all into that hippie sh*t, like aliens and sh*t. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2020, 10:50:18 PM

Another classic movie, I can't be arsed seeing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2020, 11:00:31 PM

*Bob adds this to his movie list.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2020, 12:06:00 AM

Heck - to this day, I haven't seen Blade Runner. I know it's old, but I think good special effects help with the immersion (not CGI to all buggery like they do with the Marvel movies)

I still reckon Shawshank Redemption is the best movie of all time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2020, 02:34:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2020, 12:06:00 AM

Heck - to this day, I haven't seen Blade Runner. I know it's old, but I think good special effects help with the immersion (not CGI to all buggery like they do with the Marvel movies)

I still reckon Shawshank Redemption is the best movie of all time.

Nice try, Cochise.

=38

Yeah.

&feature=youtu.be&t=114

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2020, 02:57:40 PM

A lifetime of acting, and he's only known as that bad guy in Speed...

...such a shame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2020, 05:15:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2020, 02:57:40 PM

he's only known as that bad guy in Speed...

Well, Keanu Reeves was also the bad guy in Point Break, so there's that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2020, 12:06:26 AM

ERM, NO!!! Patrick Swayze was the bad guy in Point break. Get your FACTS RIGHT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 10, 2020, 12:45:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2020, 12:06:26 AM

ERM, NO!!! Patrick Swayze was the bad guy in Point break. Get your FACTS RIGHT!!!

All right, simmer down now.

Everyone agrees that Gary Busey was the good guy in Point Break, and the rest were bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2020, 07:48:33 AM

Oh no... you can't bad mouth Keanu Reeves like that. The man is a GOD, and if you piss him off, he will gun you down John Wick style. You think the John Wick series is just a bunch of fictional movies???

It's a documentary on his life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 10, 2020, 01:50:56 PM

Gary Busey can whup Keanu's ass any day of the week. 

Give him two meatball subs and he'll roundhouse kick that little dude to the floor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 10, 2020, 11:07:57 PM

(https://nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/david-lynch.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2020, 11:20:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 10, 2020, 01:50:56 PM

Gary Busey can whup Keanu's ass any day of the week. 

Give him two meatball subs and he'll roundhouse kick that little dude to the floor.

Nope...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2020, 02:13:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2020, 11:20:22 PM

Nope...

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Pero si, señor. 

ETA and the John Wick movies were pretty weak, IMHO.  So much fancy sh*t with the cameras!  I know a lot of people liked them, but I want to taste blood in my mouth when in an action movie.  Same with car chase movies. 

ht tps: //ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=H8nW4MDX6dw

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2020, 04:11:06 AM

Sorry, but if you want some REAL intense hand to hand... you NEED to see this movie.

*** EPIC!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2020, 04:59:03 AM

I agree the Raid movies are badass.

Actually, I want to revise my opinion of at least the first John Wick movie:  the final delay when whatsisface punches the blade in the last marauder's throat.  With his fist, mind you, not like some sissy slashing away with a blade.

I think I owe you younger kids an apology of sorts:  you all can do some action movies OK.

But I want proof! 

I hereby declare this thread to be only for most good clips of action movies!  It is now written!  Fiat sicut!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 11, 2020, 06:55:36 AM

OK, lets settle this.

Keanu reeves is oner of the worst actors of all times.

Most action movies suck. All those stupid car chases and fighting scenes that do not even look real. And today most films are ruined by CGI that is easy to spot by naked eye.

Films must either make sense or at least have some proper gore. The Koreans sometimes know how to do it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2020, 07:44:28 AM

Quote from: outin on July 11, 2020, 06:55:36 AM

OK, lets settle this.

Keanu reeves is oner of the worst actors of all times.

Most action movies suck.

You know what J_Tour... I bring a notion to the thread that you and I form an alliance against Outin and his complete and utter disregard for Action movies as an art form.

You can't say Keanu Reeves is one of the worst actors, and denigrate great action movies, after you posted this not so long ago:

Quote from: outin on December 11, 2019, 06:01:07 PM

Please don't tell me you have not seen this one either??
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 11, 2020, 08:50:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2020, 07:44:28 AM

You know what J_Tour... I bring a notion to the thread that you and I form an alliance against Outin and his complete and utter disregard for Action movies as an art form.

You can't say Keanu Reeves is one of the worst actors, and denigrate great action movies, after you posted this not so long ago:

What!! Anything with sharks is bound to be great art!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2020, 08:52:06 AM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oriO5XZHhYo0c98CQ/giphy-downsized.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2020, 03:34:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2020, 07:44:28 AM

You know what J_Tour... I bring a notion to the thread that you and I form an alliance against Outin and his complete and utter disregard for Action movies as an art form.

I'm going to have to pass on that:  sounds a little sausage-festy.  Plus you keep capitalizing my user name, so I secretly want to murder you.  It's not an actual name, you know, nor even my initials IRL, it's just a glyph.

outin just has questionable taste in movies.  But, she is right that most action movies aren't that good.  In fact, most of anything isn't very good. 

But I would be an enthusiastic participant in anything that involves mocking her lack of appreciation for the finer things.  She probably doesn't even know about Sammo Hung's contribution to the fine art of kung fu movies!

For shame! 

But I'll give her credit for agreeing that old Keanu "Rhymes with Spray-On Glue" Reeves is a doofus, and that the John Wick movies, while they had their moments, also had a lot of special fx gimmickry.  They're not unwatchable, like the Fast and Furious franchise or the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds (the original was a classic, even down to the ineptness of the non-car-chase moments).

However, she's not wrong that there has never been a good car-chase action movie that's been done with CGI.  I can't think of one single good car movie that was done with anything but practical effects and stuntmen and stuntwomen.  I think even Final Destination 2 was 100% practical effects.  Not sure, but at least they did it well.  I defy anyone to name a good car-chase movie that wasn't done the old-fashioned way.  If it exists and was done with cartoon CGI, it's not a good car-chase movie.  QED.

Quote from: outin on July 11, 2020, 08:50:04 AM

What!! Anything with sharks is bound to be great art!

Mmmhmm.  Yeah, Jaws 3D is one of the finest movies ever made.  Dennis Quaid wearing Magnum PI-style short shorts!  Mmm mmm mmm.  A little something for the ladies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 11, 2020, 11:18:17 PM

Tsk.  Dang.   When are we going to get embedded mp4s?

https://i.gifer.com/8zh0.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2020, 01:08:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2020, 11:18:17 PM

Tsk.  Dang.   When are we going to get embedded mp4s?

https://i.gifer.com/8zh0.mp4

Bah, humbug.

The goons fixed the Youtube sizing problem, which is pretty good, and anyone with a working finger can flick your mp4 button, to the delight of all.  I think it's good enough.

But, I admit, while mp4 and webm support would be nice, I have to guess that involves some extra coding or importing a few libraries, which I wouldn't want to do.

Supporting time codes for youtube clips would be nice, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2020, 01:32:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 11, 2020, 11:18:17 PM

Tsk.  Dang.   When are we going to get embedded mp4s?

When will you learn that this site doesn't embed MP4's???

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2020, 03:34:47 PM

I'm going to have to pass on that:  sounds a little sausage-festy.  Plus you keep capitalizing my user name, so I secretly want to murder you.

Hey, if you want a sausage-fest, that's your problem. I never advertised that, nor do I want it or ever did. And sue me for being proper with my Capital letters, J_Tour.

I'm sorry, is this any better???

j_ToUr

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2020, 02:05:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2020, 01:32:06 AM

I'm sorry, is this any better???

j_ToUr

Yeah, it's better.  At least you're trying.

But you people can be so case insensitive!

Check your privilege, yo!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 12, 2020, 08:17:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2020, 03:34:47 PM

But I would be an enthusiastic participant in anything that involves mocking her lack of appreciation for the finer things.  She probably doesn't even know about Sammo Hung's contribution to the fine art of kung fu movies!

You fool! I am very well aware of Hung's contributions, even if I would never bother to watch any of that stuff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2020, 10:07:08 AM

Mmmm... what if I replace the underscore with a hypen... or a zero

J-Tour
J_T0ur

What if I completely can't be arsed doing the underscore at all...

JTour

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 12, 2020, 11:49:37 AM

I still prefer j-foul and peepee

And here's a little serenade for you both :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2020, 12:33:16 PM

Quote from: outin on July 12, 2020, 11:49:37 AM

I still prefer... peepee

Are you into Bukkake as well? Nice of you to admit it.



[Outin searches for what the *** 'Bukkake' means]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 12, 2020, 12:53:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2020, 12:33:16 PM

Are you into Bukkake as well? Nice of you to admit it.



[Outin searches for what the *** 'Bukkake' means]

You two can play that game without me...But if you need some good whipping, call me :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2020, 02:45:45 PM

You people are just awful.  Tubgirl and the Spell-bad.  They're cops.

Or "morning zoo" type radio hosts. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 12:24:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 12, 2020, 02:45:45 PM

Tubgirl and the Spell-bad.  They're cops.

Or "morning zoo" type radio hosts. 

Can we get a translation please???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 01:48:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 12:24:45 AM

Can we get a translation please???

OK, sure.  "Tubgirl" is obvious: she's the one who's into all that bukkake sh*t who unreaasonably hates Sammo Hung.  And "Spell-bad," because that one doesn't spell so good.

"They're cops" is just a joke from old TV or movies.  "Turner and Hooch:  They're Cops!"  Or "Tubbs and Crockett:  They're Cops!"

Not actually a reference to anything, just that pattern.

And the "morning zoo" refers to any number of syndicated radio "morning drive" programs throughout the US and other countries.  "Teeny and the Wang, you're listening to, every morning!"  And so forth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 01:50:36 AM

Okay... the one thing I've realised is that I have NO idea who Tubgirl, Sammo Hung or Turner and Hooch are.

I ALSO know I ain't dumb enough to google 'Tubgirl'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 01:53:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 01:50:36 AM

I ALSO know I ain't dumb enough to google 'Tubgirl'.

I think you might be dumb enough to do it!

C'mon, what can the harm be?

You can have some goatse afterwards! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 02:07:21 AM

And, no, I've never seen Turner and Hooch either.  It's some dumbass movie about some cop and his stupid dog. 

But Sammo Hung?  He was and perhaps still is great  Rough contemporary of Jackie Chan in Hong Kong, his main thing, like in Magnificent Butcher was that he was pretty chubby but he still kicked ass at fighting.

I think outin was confused and thought Sammo Hung was hanging major dong and she got excited, but he was a great actor and fighter, as well as a very important producer and fight choreographer, who got a chance to find his roots as an extraordinary action fighter again in Sha Po Lang.

Never talk bad about Sammo Hung!  It must not be!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 03:38:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 01:53:25 AM

I think you might be dumb enough to do it!

C'mon, what can the harm be?

The need for eye bleach, or to jam a screwdriver into my brain to get rid of the images that will forever be burned into my mind???

I'll pass. I still haven't seen 2 girls, 1 cup and will happily go to my grave without seeing it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 05:00:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 03:38:05 AM

The need for eye bleach, or to jam a screwdriver into my brain to get rid of the images that will forever be burned into my mind???

I'll pass. I still haven't seen 2 girls, 1 cup and will happily go to my grave without seeing it.

Aw, c'mon now.

Tubgirl's waiting!

Just got to, you know, man up and get right in there. 

You know you want to!

Mmmm...mmmm....mmm.

I want to see what Bob's picture of this is going to be.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 09:52:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 05:00:21 AM

Aw, c'mon now.

Tubgirl's waiting!

She's going to be waiting... a hella long time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 04:09:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2020, 09:52:58 AM

She's going to be waiting... a hella long time.

That's very wise. 

Have you noticed that you're not winning this thread, Perfect_Pitch?   :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 13, 2020, 05:40:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 04:09:23 PM

That's very wise. 

Have you noticed that you're not winning this thread, Perfect_Pitch?   :o

I think's he hasn't... poor guy. Unlike you who clearly understand that you cannot win because I will!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 12:20:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2020, 04:09:23 PM

That's very wise. 

Have you noticed that you're not winning this thread, Perfect_Pitch?   :o

It's a small blip on my almost perfect streak of winning. You may think you may beat me, but you would be wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 01:08:12 AM

It was always between the children!

Never mind kids, daddy's here!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 02:57:46 AM

You refer to yourself as Daddy on the internet...

That's not creepy at all...

(https://tedideas.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/featured_art_creepy_istock.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 03:21:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 02:57:46 AM

You refer to yourself as Daddy on the internet...

That's not creepy at all...

Well, I do it in real life, too. 

There have been no complaints.  That have ever been heard.

And that's the kind of sugar papa likes.

Quote from: outin on July 13, 2020, 05:40:54 PM

Unlike you who clearly understand that you cannot win because I will!

I understand NOTHING, woman!  Only EVERYTHING to win!  There is nothing else!  You don't play tricks with me, rather I win!  Nothing else!  Last one standing wins! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 06:22:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 03:21:59 AM

Well, I do it in real life, too. 

There have been no complaints.  That have ever been heard.

And that's the kind of sugar papa likes.

[Perfect_pitch vomits in the toilet bowl]...

Uuuurgh... one cannot unsee that. There is something VERY disturbing about that. I think in the past, I did encourage you to seek professional help. Did you ever follow through with it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 06:43:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 06:22:38 AM

[Perfect_pitch vomits in the toilet bowl]...

You vomit in the toilet, like a commoner? 

I use a special bowl for that task.

Some people, just have no class.

Quote

I did encourage you to seek professional help. Did you ever follow through with it?

Sure, your mom gives me help every night.

And she is very, very, giving person.

Almost too much of a hand she gives me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2020, 07:12:31 AM

Better stop there, remember what happened last time?

In fact you boys might as well stop posting altogether because you will only end up losing and that might not be good for you fragile self esteem.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 08:58:16 AM

Quote from: outin on July 14, 2020, 07:12:31 AM

Better stop there, remember what happened last time?

I can't remember that... what did happen last time???

Quote from: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 06:43:22 AM

Sure, your mom gives me help every night.

And she is very, very, giving person.

Almost too much of a hand she gives me.

Yeah, considering she's dead, that just raises more concerns about your mental health!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on July 14, 2020, 05:24:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2020, 08:58:16 AM

I can't remember that... what did happen last time???

Instead of closing the thread Nils just removed some of your excellent contributions towards my win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 05:33:24 PM

Quote from: outin on July 14, 2020, 05:24:43 PM

Instead of closing the thread Nils just removed some of your excellent contributions towards my win.

That's true.  But I have backups of the excised pages.

They may return, and in greater number!

ETA I do change my mind about the John Wick movies, at least the first two (haven't seen the third yet).  For one, the character Wick dresses like an adult, which makes his character more relatable to me.  No, I don't wear bespoke suits with "tactical lining," but just regular pants and shirts, in a little more formal style, that made me think he was more a regular character.  For two, the car action scenes didn't seem obviously cartoonish.  I can't really approve of the fighting scenes, but it's a lot better in terms of camera placement, editing, and the actual placement of the action, you know, fight choreography, than anything I've seen out of Hollywood in a long time, or perhaps ever.

And, damnit, Keanu is perfectly all right in the role!  I can't help but laugh a bit, considering, you know, it's Keanu, but he seemed to manage to stay on his mark and say the right lines without stuttering, which is more than I could do, so he can be allowed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 14, 2020, 11:03:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 14, 2020, 05:33:24 PM

I do change my mind about the John Wick movies, at least the first two (haven't seen the third yet). 

I think I saw the second one.  If you've seen one, you've seen them all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2020, 12:22:26 AM

Quote from: outin on July 14, 2020, 05:24:43 PM

Instead of closing the thread Nils just removed some of your excellent contributions towards my win.

My excellent contributions??? You thought my contributions were excellent??? Awwww    :-*

What... what the hell? I didn't say anything out of line. If anyone did, it was most likely J_Tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 15, 2020, 12:34:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2020, 12:22:26 AM

What... what the hell? I didn't say anything out of line. If anyone did, it was most likely J_Tour.

This act of aggression cannot stand!  And the name is j.  j_tour!  :)

I don't think anyone's said anything remotely treasonable recently, but maybe outin is right, if some unnamed person were to keep going with the jokes, probably some Nellie would complain about "zomg think of the children!"

BTW, I think your posts are adorable, little sailor boy! 

Yeah.  Come sit on daddy's lap for a while! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2020, 02:38:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 15, 2020, 12:34:31 AM

Yeah.  Come sit on daddy's lap for a while! 

Not even if there was a pot of gold in your lap.

Seriously - how could you write that and NOT reference the Simpsons???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2020, 10:01:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2020, 02:38:04 AM

Not even if there was a pot of gold in your lap.

Seriously - how could you write that and NOT reference the Simpsons???

I'll answer the last question first:  because I'm a functional alcoholic, and I haven't seen The Simpsons in twenty years.

But I'll address your first point:  not just a pot of gold, nor even a package stuffed with Lucky Charms brand cereal.  It's covered in gravy.

Not to worry:  the dingos will get to it soon enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2020, 01:29:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2020, 10:01:55 PM

I'll answer the last question first:  because I'm a functional alcoholic, and I haven't seen The Simpsons in twenty years.

You realise I haven't seen it in 20 years either, but damn, that part stuck with me forever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 17, 2020, 10:00:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2020, 02:38:04 AM

Not even if there was a pot of gold in your lap.

Seriously - how could you write that and NOT reference the Simpsons???

*Bob annoyed, or more then annoyed.*  I've seen that before in education.  If someone wants to do something, they just say, "It's for the children.  This is what's best for the children's education."  But sometimes you can also turn the situation around and "what's best for the children, for their education" is the exact opposite too.  And then it can become a situation where someone wants something, and just throws in, "It's for the children," and that adds weight to their argument.   *Bob is aware the people being influenced by that are often times stupid and wonders how he got himself into that situation.*

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Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2020, 10:07:58 PM

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2020, 07:59:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 17, 2020, 10:07:58 PM

Now we know why all of us who were children in the 70's became such a miserable bunch!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2020, 01:25:47 PM

Hey - I was born in the 80's, and had Britney Spears parading about in high school uniform in the late 90's...

What a TIME to be a teenager.    ;D

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Post by: outin on July 18, 2020, 02:07:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2020, 01:25:47 PM

Hey - I was born in the 80's, and had Britney Spears parading about in high school uniform in the late 90's...

What a TIME to be a teenager.    ;D

Someone should definitely have saved the children then...

And in case you missed the sarcasm, nothing like some good grooves to help one grow strong and sturdy!

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Post by: j_tour on July 18, 2020, 02:35:22 PM

You guys are all miserable bunches. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2020, 02:09:36 AM

J_Tour - your inability to embed videos that will work on other sites is incredible.

It says video unavailable... good work. You're almost getting as bad as Bob.

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Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2020, 04:35:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2020, 02:09:36 AM

It says video unavailable... good work. You're almost getting as bad as Bob.

Boy, you better work on your manners.  That's youtube's problem:  it was fine when I posted it.

In fact it was so not unavailable I don't remember what it was. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2020, 01:44:58 AM

It still is unavailable.

Damnit... the YouTube embedding won't allow us to post videos that start at a particular timestamp.

Have this instead:

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/e/ed/Betterluck.jpg)

(It's from a TV show that no one gives a crap about anymore...    ;D)

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Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2020, 03:28:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2020, 01:44:58 AM

It still is unavailable.

Damnit... the YouTube embedding won't allow us to post videos that start at a particular timestamp.

Are you saying you have an inability to post embedded UTube videos correctly?  Like a savage?

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Post by: Bob on July 20, 2020, 11:25:28 PM

Yep.  mp4's and timestamped youtube videos would improve the forum.


I was happier when we got this compared to the 60's Batman.

(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/5aa16421-e20b-4a8d-9428-fe192c4f41d2/ddzxlmu-38297d44-ec3c-4b56-bc65-d49dec83379f.png/v1/fill/w_1600,h_2286,q_80,strp/michael_keaton___the_batman_by_mizuriofficial_ddzxlmu-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD0yMjg2IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvNWFhMTY0MjEtZTIwYi00YThkLTk0MjgtZmUxOTJjNGY0MWQyXC9kZHp4bG11LTM4Mjk3ZDQ0LWVjM2MtNGI1Ni1iYzY1LWQ0OWRlYzgzMzc5Zi5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTYwMCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.lbvbbV8Qjng6SP_1P2L9xbP576-6OJs1-ISyyLigQ4w)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2020, 12:13:19 AM

Nope - Christian Bale is the CLEAR winner. Ben Affleck was terrible, and George Clooney was just an unmitigated disaster.

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Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2020, 03:17:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2020, 12:13:19 AM

Nope - Christian Bale is the CLEAR winner. Ben Affleck was terrible, and George Clooney was just an unmitigated disaster.

But Adam West had the biggest bat-bulge, although his live-in "ward" claimed it was padded.

Still, he was a gentle lover in his prime.  Not much of a lady's man, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2020, 06:00:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2020, 03:17:16 AM

Still, he was a gentle lover in his prime.

Mmmmm... that's how most paedophiles would describe themselves, so I wouldn't use that statement.

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Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2020, 02:36:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2020, 06:00:27 AM

Mmmmm... that's how most paedophiles would describe themselves, so I wouldn't use that statement.

You sound very well-informed, Karen.

Quote from: Bob on July 17, 2020, 10:00:33 PM

"what's best for the children, for their education" is the exact opposite too.

Don't think that Adam West-era Batfreak didn't use a ruler on his boy ward's knuckles!  It was for the child's own good!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2020, 07:58:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2020, 10:01:55 PM

But I'll address your first point:  not just a pot of gold, nor even a package stuffed with Lucky Charms brand cereal.  It's covered in gravy.

Not to worry:  the dingos will get to it soon enough.

I doubt it - they're onto you, concerning what you want to do with their 'swim-suit areas'.

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Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2020, 04:01:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2020, 07:58:23 AM

I doubt it - they're onto you, concerning what you want to do with their 'swim-suit areas'.

Not at all.

They come running for the rich taste of meat-flavored gravy.

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Post by: visitor on July 23, 2020, 02:03:40 AM

Visitor reminds everyone this exists ,and we are better for it

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2020, 08:28:59 AM

No... that has to be the WORST Arnold Schwarzenegger impression I have EVER heard.

I know Broadway is running out of ideas... which is they they're beginning to turn every Disney and Animation movie into a musical, but we do NOT need a Predator Musical.

Quote from: j_tour on July 22, 2020, 04:01:28 PM

They come running for the rich taste of meat-flavored gravy.

Yeah... when they're smart enough to realise your frank-n-beans is covered in gravy, you may regret covering your crotch in sauce.

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Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2020, 09:00:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2020, 08:28:59 AM

Yeah... when they're smart enough to realise your frank-n-beans is covered in gravy, you may regret covering your crotch in sauce.

They might be lady dingos.  I might make one my bride.

Besides, it's all natural.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2020, 10:02:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 23, 2020, 09:00:56 PM

They might be lady dingos.  I might make one my bride.

I believe there's a word for that... not sure how society looks upon it.

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Post by: outin on July 24, 2020, 05:03:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2020, 10:02:27 PM

I believe there's a word for that... not sure how society looks upon it.

Depends on the society I guess :)
https://www.marryyourpet.com/ (https://www.marryyourpet.com/)

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Post by: j_tour on July 24, 2020, 06:28:25 AM

Quote from: outin on July 24, 2020, 05:03:16 AM

Depends on the society I guess :)
https://www.marryyourpet.com/ (https://www.marryyourpet.com/)

It's very widespread.

One good thing to say to some gal you dislike who has a dog:  "big peanut butter consumer, aren't you?"

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Post by: Bob on July 25, 2020, 12:24:24 PM

Quote from: visitor on July 23, 2020, 02:03:40 AM

Visitor reminds everyone this exists ,and we are better for it

I was amused.  I've seen it around, but never actually watched it before.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2020, 08:28:52 AM

Really??? While I was away, all you did was talk about musicals???

Thought you would get up to something a little more sordid... or interesting.

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Post by: j_tour on July 26, 2020, 06:24:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2020, 08:28:52 AM

Really??? While I was away, all you did was talk about musicals???

Thought you would get up to something a little more sordid... or interesting.

It's not just a musical. 

It's a potent, virile testament to admiration of man's dedication to bodybuilding.

I assure you, there is no possible way that observing and admiring the male form while singing and dancing has not anything to do with Western art music played at the keyboard.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2020, 08:47:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 26, 2020, 06:24:47 PM

It's a potent, virile testament to admiration of man's dedication to bodybuilding.

I'd rather work my brain, rather than my physique.

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Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2020, 02:25:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2020, 08:47:15 AM

I'd rather work my brain, rather than my physique.

Pop that skull open and get those electrodes in place!  Time waits for no one!

And I don't see you admiring the male form!  Do it!  Get to ze chopper!  Admire it! 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2020, 08:58:04 AM

I admire my form... no interest in admiring Arnold's.

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Post by: j_tour on July 28, 2020, 09:15:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2020, 08:58:04 AM

I admire my form... no interest in admiring Arnold's.

Indeed.  I'm frequently late for appointments:  you know how it is, when you pump up, oil down, and admire yourself in front of a mirror.

I think it's a fine hobby, and it's extraordinary for one's self-esteem.

So many decisions:  wear the 1970s pornstache, the banana hammock, embrace the David Carradine beer gut. 

It's rewarding, I find.

A daily affirmation.

So I can use Rogaine to grow more chest hair, right?  Burt Reynolds would not have been proud of me.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2020, 10:45:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 28, 2020, 09:15:03 AM

Indeed.  I'm frequently late for appointments:  you know how it is, when you pump up, oil down, and admire yourself in front of a mirror.

I said that I admire myself in the mirror... not stare longingly into it and drool like some drug-addled dumb-arse as I caress every single muscles.

Who needs oil???

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Post by: j_tour on July 28, 2020, 06:17:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2020, 10:45:52 AM

I said that I admire myself in the mirror... not stare longingly into it and drool like some drug-addled dumb-arse as I caress every single muscles.

Who needs oil???

You're walking a very fine line, boy!

One day you're admiring yourself for a moment.

Then the thong comes out. 

Then you start posing down and taking pictures to send in to various musclebuilder magazines.

Just like getting tattoos:  it's a very slippery slope.

Very rarely do people observe the trend until it's too late.

Keep on oiling that hog, son. 

Trust me, you'll get there soon enough.

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Post by: chopins_piano on July 28, 2020, 10:42:43 PM

I'm not even sure where this conversation is going anymore, so I'm just going to be the winner now until someone comes along and posts later.

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Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2020, 12:30:02 AM

Quote from: chopins_piano on July 28, 2020, 10:42:43 PM

I'm not even sure where this conversation is going anymore

There's supposed to be a "conversation" here?

Hey, Bob, do a picture.  Take care of this!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2020, 09:01:43 AM

Quote from: chopins_piano on July 28, 2020, 10:42:43 PM

I'm not even sure where this conversation is going anymore, so I'm just going to be the winner now until someone comes along and posts later.

If you can't keep up - leave it to the professionals; well, I mean the professional; well, I mean me.

J_Tour is useless at winning. He thinks he is, but he's just prolonging my inevitable triumph.

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Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2020, 04:55:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2020, 09:01:43 AM

J_Tour is useless at winning. He thinks he is, but he's just prolonging my inevitable triumph.

Who? 

All I know is I'm here to win thread and chew a bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2020, 11:38:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 29, 2020, 04:55:31 PM

All I know is I'm here to win thread and chew a bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

And screw up the forum with your lousy grammar.

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Post by: j_tour on July 30, 2020, 03:35:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2020, 09:01:43 AM

If you can't keep up - leave it to the professionals; well, I mean the professional; well, I mean me.

I'm reckoning on leaving that there and see if you can't work out what you did it up wrong there.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 04:54:46 AM

Nothing... I'm brilliant.

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2020, 05:36:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 04:54:46 AM

Nothing... I'm brilliant.

You sure are a special little guy! Don't you go messing with them funny colored snakes what walk through they waters, and you'll liable reckon be all right!.

This is a blood feud!

There can be only one!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 08:55:10 AM

If you're having to stoop so low as to embed quotes from bloody 'Highlander'...

The feud is already over; not only have you lost - you've died, your rotting corpse is getting ripe under the summer sun and I've already kicked the crap out of your lifeless carcass and have defecated on what remains.

Not all you can do is return to the earth and sink back to the dirt and let nature take its course.

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2020, 10:19:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 08:55:10 AM

If you're having to stoop so low as to embed quotes from bloody 'Highlander'...

The feud is already over; not only have you lost - you've died, your rotting corpse is getting ripe under the summer sun and I've already kicked the crap out of your lifeless carcass and have defecated on what remains.

Not all you can do is return to the earth and sink back to the dirt and let nature take its course.

Son, you just ain't hip to working in the mines, is you now?

You best be getting yourself a soul transfusion, young blood, or you turn up with old donkey ears and conquerer roots up in your gardens.

Boy, professor captain sir!

That's right:  the Meat Man is here and papa don't take no mess!  Say it with me loud! 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 10:47:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 31, 2020, 10:19:55 AM

You best be getting yourself a soul transfusion, young blood, or you turn up with old donkey ears and conquerer roots up in your gardens.

Can anyone translate???

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2020, 10:50:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 10:47:19 AM

Can anyone translate???

Nope.  Gotta look that up in your Funk and Wagnall's, son.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2020, 11:48:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 31, 2020, 10:50:17 AM

Nope.  Gotta look that up in your Funk and Wagnall's, son.

(https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S04E02/gif/0C7AdbUQlMws.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2020, 01:53:04 AM

Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.

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Post by: klavieronin on August 01, 2020, 02:11:07 AM

j_tour, thank you so much for introducing me to The Meters. Just found this gem;

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2020, 02:53:29 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on August 01, 2020, 02:11:07 AM

j_tour, thank you so much for introducing me to The Meters.

No kidding.  That's cool!  Yeah, I think they really set themselves apart by being a coherent group, instead of rotating studio cats constantly.  Somewhat like Booker T. and the MGs in that respect, just different styles.

BTW on those classic Dr. John albums Right Place, Wrong Time, and Desitively Bonnaroo I believe that's exclusively Art Neville on the organ.  Some classic Hammond organ fills on those:  nothing fancy, just the right fill at the right moment.  ETA actually, I think it's the entire Funky Meters providing the rhythm section, with the exception of the good Doctor on pianos and probably some guitar.  And the guitar solo on "In the Right Place" was somebody else I can't remember's name.

Cool.  Glad to hear of another New Orleans fan.  That's a good jam you linked to:  never heard it before, I don't think, so thanks for that.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2020, 04:21:18 AM

Give me Rachmaninoff anyday. It's good to not be doing anything today other than winning - that and playing video games.

I'm knackered after last weekend.

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2020, 05:02:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2020, 04:21:18 AM

I'm knackered after last weekend.

Take the "go" pills, you lily-livered jive turkey!

You know, bennies, uppers, reds! 

Get up for the down stroke, slacker!

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Post by: klavieronin on August 01, 2020, 06:27:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 01, 2020, 02:53:29 AM

Glad to hear of another New Orleans fan.

I must confess, I'm not that familiar with the New Orleans scene (definitely have to look into it some more though) but The Meters have a slight Curtis Mayfield vibe who I absolutely love. If you haven't heard the Superfly soundtrack I highly recommend it. Here's a little taste;

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2020, 07:16:36 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on August 01, 2020, 06:27:08 AM

I must confess, I'm not that familiar with the New Orleans scene (definitely have to look into it some more though) but The Meters have a slight Curtis Mayfield vibe who I absolutely love. If you haven't heard the Superfly soundtrack I highly recommend it.

An album cut!  I'll look forward to it.

Nah, I think the Meters really invented the fusion between NOLA second-line drumming (among other techniques) and traditional funk from up north.  Before then, it was a lot of regional hits, combined with standouts like Fats Domino and the select few who went nationwide, and Lee Dorsey and all the great singers who used more traditional R&B/rock and roll arrangements. 

And the people who used studios and session players since time immemorial like Ray Charles and so many others.

Anyway, I wouldn't even NOLA has one sound:  like they say, it's more of a mixture.  Maybe some of the countrified music, from Zydeco to Jelly Roll Morton stick to some specific genre, more or less loosely, depending.

Anyway, I'm not a scholar of NOLA music, it's just one of those profound influences I couldn't get away from if I tried, and I'm not even from there, although certainly have some distant cousins down in Cajun land of whom I'm unaware and vice versa.

I think the "scene" down there from hearsay is quite a bit a different from the 1950s-1970s, especially when a lot of iconic players moved to Los Angeles and did a bunch of session work, at least temporarily.  Much more modern, hip sounds, but always with an eye to the past, using the keyboards and the horns when desirable.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2020, 10:40:36 AM

I'm more of a rebel... I need music to say something against society and it's norms.

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Post by: Bob on August 01, 2020, 04:38:41 PM

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2020, 06:45:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2020, 10:40:36 AM

I'm more of a rebel... I need music to say something against society and it's norms.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2020, 01:11:52 AM

I've gone through my entire life so far without hearing 'Baby Shark'... and I'll CONTINUE to go on without hearing it.

I've also never heard 'What does the fox say either'.

And I think I'm lucky for not having either of them, because if I did - I would end humanity.

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Post by: Bob on August 02, 2020, 08:21:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2020, 01:11:52 AM

I've gone through my entire life so far without hearing 'Baby Shark'... and I'll CONTINUE to go on without hearing it.

I've also never heard 'What does the fox say either'.

And I think I'm lucky for not having either of them, because if I did - I would end humanity.

Well then... 8)

The baby shark dies.

And the fox says that he's actually the father.



(https://64.media.tumblr.com/d0cfd35e71347008c2664c4445f0e8f7/tumblr_inline_o7p0xkj6301rz05k1_500.gifv)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2020, 09:13:14 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 02, 2020, 08:21:19 AM

Well then... 8)

The baby shark dies.

Thank F@#$ for that.

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Post by: j_tour on August 02, 2020, 05:17:58 PM

Kill the shark!  Drink its blood!  Kill the shark!  Drink its blood!

Now kill the pig!  Drink its blood!  Kill the pig!  Drink its blood!

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Post by: j_tour on August 03, 2020, 03:31:33 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on August 01, 2020, 06:27:08 AM

I must confess, I'm not that familiar with the New Orleans scene (definitely have to look into it some more though) but The Meters have a slight Curtis Mayfield vibe who I absolutely love.

Oh, that's pretty uncanny, the bass guitar line between the Mayfield tune and the standard "Cissy Strut."

I find, despite having big enough hands for it, confusing to go between guitar and bass guitar, but if a 3/4-size double bass fell into my lap I'd be inclined to play it.

I don't know who the trap drums was on the Mayfield album, but he has a nice feel.  You know, especially working the decay/tempering of various cymbals with the hand.

I've given up on assembling a little kit, mostly because I've had the local law enforcement at my door more than enough times for not nothing.

Keep it real man, you have good taste,   8)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2020, 08:58:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 02, 2020, 05:17:58 PM

Kill the shark!  Drink its blood!  Kill the shark!  Drink its blood!

Now kill the pig!  Drink its blood!  Kill the pig!  Drink its blood!

(https://assets.wsimgs.com/wsimgs/ab/images/dp/recipe/201943/0051/img37l.jpg)

Mmm... I've been meaning to finally get round to drinking a few pints of B positive and top myself up/

Delicious... never had sharks blood though.

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Post by: klavieronin on August 03, 2020, 09:27:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 03, 2020, 03:31:33 AM

Oh, that's pretty uncanny, the bass guitar line between the Mayfield tune and the standard "Cissy Strut."

I find, despite having big enough hands for it, confusing to go between guitar and bass guitar, but if a 3/4-size double bass fell into my lap I'd be inclined to play it.

I don't know who the trap drums was on the Mayfield album, but he has a nice feel.  You know, especially working the decay/tempering of various cymbals with the hand.

I've given up on assembling a little kit, mostly because I've had the local law enforcement at my door more than enough times for not nothing.

Keep it real man, you have good taste,   8)

Cheers. Right back at you.

Yeah, I'd love a nice drum kit as well but I just don't have the space and my left ear is a little sensitive due to an injury, so it probably wouldn't be a good idea anyway.

The drummer on the Mayfield track was Morris Jennings.

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Post by: outin on August 03, 2020, 12:18:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2020, 08:58:10 AM

Mmm... I've been meaning to finally get round to drinking a few pints of B positive and top myself up/

Forget B+...the only one worth having is O+

Personally I like to enjoy my blood well prepared...

(https://www.pororeseptit.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/0130.jpg)

(https://www.maajakotitalousnaiset.fi/sites/default/files/styles/landscape_large/public/recipe/image_main/mkn_vinkitjateemat_maakuntaruoka_mustamakkara.jpg?itok=yqjoZ3AQ)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2020, 01:41:36 PM

Quote from: outin on August 03, 2020, 12:18:13 PM

Forget B+...the only one worth having is O+

Personally I like to enjoy my blood well prepared...
(https://www.maajakotitalousnaiset.fi/sites/default/files/styles/landscape_large/public/recipe/image_main/mkn_vinkitjateemat_maakuntaruoka_mustamakkara.jpg?itok=yqjoZ3AQ)

I'll admit... when I saw this, the first thing I thought was that this was some weird delicacy like 'bulls penis' or something.

And then I realised - you're Outin, you're probably into that sort of thing.    ;D

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Post by: outin on August 03, 2020, 03:23:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2020, 01:41:36 PM

I'll admit... when I saw this, the first thing I thought was that this was some weird delicacy like 'bulls penis' or something.

And then I realised - you're Outin, you're probably into that sort of thing.    ;D

Says a Scotchman...haggis?

Anyway, that is mustamakkara, a most delicious Finnish sausage!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 03, 2020, 05:22:17 PM

Quote from: outin on August 03, 2020, 03:23:59 PM

Says a Scotchman...haggis?

Anyway, that is mustamakkara, a most delicious Finnish sausage!

Yeah, but it does have a kind of suggestive appearance.

Well, anything goes in the world of charcuterie.  The various blood sausages are rather good, I find, although I've not had any from this formula/recipe. 

ETA what's the one in the top-most picture?  I'm guessing a casing-less patty-type form of blood sausage, but I've never seen that and wouldn't know how to make it hold together.  Probably cook it gently on low heat?  Looks pretty good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 03, 2020, 07:09:35 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 03, 2020, 05:22:17 PM

ETA what's the one in the top-most picture?  I'm guessing a casing-less patty-type form of blood sausage, but I've never seen that and wouldn't know how to make it hold together.  Probably cook it gently on low heat?  Looks pretty good.

Those are what you would call blood crepes I guess :)
Very popular here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 04, 2020, 12:51:32 AM

Quote from: outin on August 03, 2020, 07:09:35 PM

Those are what you would call blood crepes I guess :)
Very popular here...

Good idea.  You should send some to interested forumites!  Eh, maybe doesn't travel so good in a cardboard box.  Much less one that could be leaking animal blood.  Might arouse suspicion among some who've seen the movie Seven.

Oh!  So you could wrap the flesh and blood tortilla around the bull penis blood sausage, and have a red-wing taco!  Extraordinary!  Eez magnifique!  Feast for the senses and exciting to the mind!  Geeniuz!

And it solves the age-old question, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"  Really, it's a serious problem, but it is now solved!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 04, 2020, 04:50:33 AM

We always eat our blood foods with lingonberries. I wonder why I never tried something else, like whipped cream and cholate sauce...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2020, 09:03:38 AM

Quote from: outin on August 03, 2020, 03:23:59 PM

Says a Scotchman...haggis?

I may have been born in Scotland, but the bagpipes sound like someone blowing up an octupi's arsehole, golf is for people who want to pretend they're being active but really hit a ball and spend 80% of their time riding around in golf carts instead of doing exercises, and haggis tastes like something that was found at the end of a school year in a teenagers locker.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 05, 2020, 10:46:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2020, 09:03:38 AM

I may have been born in Scotland, but the bagpipes sound like someone blowing up an octupi's arsehole, golf is for people who want to pretend they're being active but really hit a ball and spend 80% of their time riding around in golf carts instead of doing exercises, and haggis tastes like something that was found at the end of a school year in a teenagers locker.

Well, I don't much care for the bagpipe either.  In the US, it almost invariably signifies an Irish or a Scots-Irish policeman's funeral, so I just stay away.

Miniature golf, though?  Isn't that where you take your high-school sweetheart and try to hide among the constructions and get one in the pocket?

No opinion about haggis. 

But Neil Connery in The Highlander sure did not approve of that comestible.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2020, 10:58:42 PM

Quote from: outin on August 03, 2020, 12:18:13 PM

Forget B+...the only one worth having is O+

Personally I like to enjoy my blood well prepared...

(https://www.pororeseptit.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/0130.jpg)

(https://www.maajakotitalousnaiset.fi/sites/default/files/styles/landscape_large/public/recipe/image_main/mkn_vinkitjateemat_maakuntaruoka_mustamakkara.jpg?itok=yqjoZ3AQ)

That's reminds me... of the time I opened a bathroom stall and someone hadn't flushed.  And I thought, "That looks just like chocolate cake and cherries."  :-X


(https://cook.fnr.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/cook/fullset/2013/7/22/0/CC_Francois-cherry-chocolate-cake-beauty_s4x3.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.826.620.suffix/1374503780170.jpeg)


I don't remember but I'm sure it didn't smell like chocolate cake and cherries.  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2020, 01:37:21 AM

Oh, kudos, Bob!

That's an even better picture.

Pretty sure that's not chocolate cake, though, nor is the topping cat's milk.  Well, it might be a flour cake, but that's not what I want!

Goddamned, I have the hunger now!  I have a serious hunger for boudin noir:  not a full meal, but after I get done with these beers.

C'mon, you people can't be serious that blood sausage is anathema?  The Yankees?  Boudin noir, from birthplace of jazz. 

It's not like you eat it and it looks like you wiped your face with a damned Kotex pad:  it's a real food!

Besides, what would Paul Hogan do?

:)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2020, 09:01:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2020, 01:37:21 AM

Besides, what would Paul Hogan do?

Lie about his millions, screw the general Australia population about his income only to have the ATO pick apart his life for the money that he rightfully owes the government; only to realise that after having most of his money given back said government... make another shitty movie that really shouldn't see the light of day???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2020, 03:28:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2020, 09:01:01 AM

Lie about his millions, screw the general Australia population about his income only to have the ATO pick apart his life for the money that he rightfully owes the government; only to realise that after having most of his money given back said government... make another shitty movie that really shouldn't see the light of day???

Yeah, but he'd eat the meat, because he knows you can't have any pudding unless he eats the meat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 06, 2020, 03:31:24 PM

Who's Paul Hogan?


Never mind, could not care less...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 06, 2020, 03:56:40 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 05, 2020, 10:58:42 PM

That's reminds me... of the time I opened a bathroom stall and someone hadn't flushed.  And I thought, "That looks just like chocolate cake and cherries."  :-X


(https://cook.fnr.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/cook/fullset/2013/7/22/0/CC_Francois-cherry-chocolate-cake-beauty_s4x3.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.826.620.suffix/1374503780170.jpeg)


I don't remember but I'm sure it didn't smell like chocolate cake and cherries.  :-X

That stuff looks like gut rot!

 :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2020, 04:35:51 PM

Quote from: outin on August 06, 2020, 03:31:24 PM

Who's Paul Hogan?


Never mind, could not care less...

Paul Hogan is the greatest American actor of his generation!

Unfortunately, he and Nick Nolte became embattled in a legendary blood feud which led to their mutual degradation and national disgrace.

Although credit belongs to Nicolas Cage and Gary Busey, who mediated the feud and spared much bloodshed and strife.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2020, 06:57:37 AM

Quote from: outin on August 06, 2020, 03:31:24 PM

Who's Paul Hogan?

Never mind, could not care less...

Neither does most Australians under the age of 40.

How did I miss this...

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2020, 04:35:51 PM

Paul Hogan is the greatest American actor of his generation!

That's wrong for 2 reasons - he ain't the greatest actor of his generation, and he isn't even American.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 07, 2020, 02:16:28 PM

Here is the greatest, unsurpassed British actor of our time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 07, 2020, 06:47:28 PM

Quote from: compline on August 07, 2020, 02:16:28 PM

Here is the greatest, unsurpassed British actor of our time.

Oliver Reed!  I love that guy.

He was actually half-brother to the Scottish character actor Richard Widmark, which I didn't find out until recently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 07, 2020, 08:15:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 07, 2020, 06:47:28 PM

Oliver Reed!  I love that guy.

He was actually half-brother to the Scottish character actor Richard Widmark, which I didn't find out until recently.

No, no, no, it's not Oliver Reed,  he was an old drunkard.

The famous actor's name is,  Sir Ian McKellen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 07, 2020, 10:25:27 PM

Quote from: compline on August 07, 2020, 08:15:46 PM

The famous actor's name is,  Sir Ian McKellen.

Exactly.

Richard Burton. 

Great American actor.

He married Paul Hogan's sister, actually.  Twice! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2020, 12:55:03 AM

Quote from: compline on August 07, 2020, 08:15:46 PM

The famous actor's name is,  Sir Ian McKellen.

Can't hold a straight face though...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 08, 2020, 02:06:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2020, 12:55:03 AM

Can't hold a straight face though...

Oh.  That guy.  Yeah, he was a hobbit or a gremlin or an elf or something, and he had a bad habit like his Australian peer in acting, Orson Welles.  Didn't he have one of those fancy hats in a Captain X-Files movies too?  Pretty sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2020, 07:58:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 08, 2020, 02:06:12 AM

Orson Welles.  Didn't he have one of those fancy hats in a Captain X-Files movies too? 

And yet he stooped so low, as to having make money by selling wine and being a product mascot.

How low...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 08, 2020, 09:27:56 AM

*Bob quietly pulls into the lead again.*  8)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FlamboyantPlainFruitbat-mobile.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2020, 02:16:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 08, 2020, 09:27:56 AM

*Bob quietly pulls into the lead again.*  8)

*Bob quietly forgets you can't embed MP4's into the forum*



AND, I ain't clicking it as it may be something weird... like Bob usually posts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 08, 2020, 06:39:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2020, 02:16:09 PM

AND, I ain't clicking it as it may be something weird... like Bob usually posts.

No!

A link to a file named in part FlamboyantPlainFruitbat is surely not strange.

I'd click it, but, I don't know, I think the water is boiling in the kitchen or something.

Perfectly innocent, one is sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 08, 2020, 07:08:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 08, 2020, 06:39:50 PM

No!

A link to a file named in part FlamboyantPlainFruitbat is surely not strange.

I'd click it, but, I don't know, I think the water is boiling in the kitchen or something.

Perfectly innocent, one is sure.

Oh dear, what scaredy-cats! you all are  afraid to live dangerously.  Bob's boring 4 second video is only a truck driving along at speed.

 





.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 08, 2020, 07:15:15 PM

So this is what men get up to in the Gents washroom!   :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2020, 01:08:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 08, 2020, 06:39:50 PM

A link to a file named in part FlamboyantPlainFruitbat is surely not strange.

They said the same thing about 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2020, 04:28:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2020, 01:08:01 AM

They said the same thing about 2 Girls, 1 Cup.

Exactly! 

See, being an admirer of the human form, I never found it nescessary to click.

Since I haven't seen the film, I can only speculate. 

I believe it's a kind-hearted variation on the custom of inviting one to have some tea.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2020, 05:45:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 09, 2020, 04:28:40 AM

See, being an admirer of the human form, I never found it nescessary to click.

I believe it's a kind-hearted variation on the custom of inviting one to have some tea.

Yeah... sadly enough I was told vaguely that TEA was not involved... but it was brown.

I haven't seen it either, but again - one of those things I can live without.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2020, 05:54:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2020, 05:45:34 AM

I haven't seen it either, but again - one of those things I can live without.

Hey!  Dragline just said Bobby's video was boring.  Which it probably is, in addition to being probably disgusting and tainted.

I don't know if I much like that attitude.

Well, well.   

I'm thinking about a little banjo music and some porcine delights.

Sound about right?

I'll take seconds.  You go first, son.  Heck, it don't matter none to me all none much. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 09, 2020, 05:26:41 PM

Quote from: klavieronin on August 01, 2020, 06:27:08 AM

I must confess, I'm not that familiar with the New Orleans scene (definitely have to look into it some more though) but The Meters have a slight Curtis Mayfield vibe who I absolutely love. If you haven't heard the Superfly soundtrack I highly recommend it. Here's a little taste;

Curtis was my man! I'd take him any way over Rachmaninoff...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2020, 10:06:37 AM

This is a piece of music that really tugs at the heart strings...

I miss the late 1990's, early 2000's. That was the best generation of genuine musicians (once you take out all those bastard boy bands, and the dreg that the Spice Girls churned out)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 10, 2020, 03:26:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2020, 10:06:37 AM

This is a piece of music that really tugs at the heart strings...

Yeah.  She's as good as Rachmaninoff, actually. 

Here is an interesting fact about Ms. Lavigne, though:  by the age of twelve she was already an accomplished percussionist, who performed the Bartok Sonata for 2 Pianos with some members of the Ontario Symphony Orchestra as her debut concert.

Magnificent, intelligent musician, and indeed she went on to plumb the depths of the human psyche as a young adult, adding experience as a vocalist and arranger to her already impressive CV.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 10, 2020, 07:21:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2020, 10:06:37 AM

I miss the late 1990's, early 2000's. That was the best generation of genuine musicians (once you take out all those bastard boy bands, and the dreg that the Spice Girls churned out)

Personally cannot stand that kind of pathetic whining...I'd say good music became quite rare after the 70's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on August 10, 2020, 11:52:52 PM

Quote from: outin on August 10, 2020, 07:21:06 PM

I'd say good music became quite rare after the 70's.

I tend to agree but I think some of the greatest music came out of the 80's (see Kate Bush, Tom Waits, etc…).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2020, 11:43:49 AM

Quote from: outin on August 10, 2020, 07:21:06 PM

Personally cannot stand that kind of pathetic whining...I'd say good music became quite rare after the 70's.

Nah - once you had arseholes in EMI records writing the songs for dingy fashion models (Bieber, Minaj, Spears) and let them mouth the lyrics while autotune and lip-synching became the norm - music went down the toilet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 11, 2020, 07:16:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2020, 11:43:49 AM

Nah - once you had arseholes in EMI records writing the songs for dingy fashion models (Bieber, Minaj, Spears) and let them mouth the lyrics while autotune and lip-synching became the norm - music went down the toilet.

It might be time for the vocoder to make a reappearance, you know, or a Peter Frampton-style  talk-box.

Oh, wait, you kind of have to know how to use those.

Well, that's what recording engineers are for!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 12, 2020, 04:31:10 AM

The sixties through 70's  was probably the best years for pop music, except for the Beatles dirge,  I could never stand them!

America were fortunate to have Simon & Garfunkel, their music was pure gold.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2020, 11:30:27 AM

Quote from: compline on August 12, 2020, 04:31:10 AM

The sixties through 70's  was probably the best years for pop music, except for the Beatles dirge,  I could never stand them!

What are your thoughts on Queen??? I must admit, even I am a fan of theirs.

Freddie Mercury had a HELL of a voice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 12, 2020, 02:19:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2020, 11:30:27 AM

What are your thoughts on Queen??? I must admit, even I am a fan of theirs.

Freddie Mercury had a HELL of a voice.

I cannot stand Queen...or his singing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2020, 03:23:33 PM

And all roads lead back to Neil Connery's classic movie The Highlander.

Not sure if I've told this story here, but when I was twelve or thirteen I bought a pretty accurate, thick book of transcriptions of many performances of Led Zeppelin.  You know, drums on one staff, keys on a grand staff, bass, guitar in standard+tab, vx in an approximation.

The spine fell apart and I was pissed off so I typewrote a complaint to Hal Leonard saying "blah blah mewl pule how dare you!" 

They did apologize.  In their way:  they sent me a book of Queen transcriptions in the same series of "orchestral" scoring.

I thought it was brilliant, just to shut some kid up.  "All right you little queen, here's another book for you!"

Never read through it.  Sold it for like thirty bucks USD, though.

Quote from: compline

America were fortunate to have Simon & Garfunkel, their music was pure gold.

Art Garfunkel was a pretty good actor, I agree.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2020, 10:48:02 PM

(https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/A-Young-William-Shatner-Nods-With-Confidence-and-a-Smile-On-Star-Trek.gif)


*Bob feigns polite interest and like he's been paying attention the thread.  In reality, he isn't going to spend the time to figure out what's going on.*








*... and yet he still picks up the win.  8) *

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2020, 11:40:53 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 12, 2020, 10:48:02 PM

(https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/A-Young-William-Shatner-Nods-With-Confidence-and-a-Smile-On-Star-Trek.gif)


*Bob feigns polite interest and like he's been paying attention the thread.  In reality, he isn't going to spend the time to figure out what's going on.*

Well, Bob.

You're a handsome fellow for a Canadian.

Hmmm....

The women won't have me any more, but I don't mind putting from the rough.

Oh. 

Dammit, you lost the thread. 

Your status has decreased.

Sing "Mr. Tambourine Man"! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on August 13, 2020, 09:57:22 AM

Quote from: compline on August 12, 2020, 04:31:10 AM

The sixties through 70's  was probably the best years for pop music, except for the Beatles dirge,  I could never stand them!

I'm glad someone else thinks so. The Beatles always sounded so generic to me. I don't think their music is "bad" per se but I've never heard anything particularly interesting from them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2020, 09:58:16 AM

Quote from: outin on August 12, 2020, 02:19:39 PM

I cannot stand Queen...or his singing.

(https://teenavi.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Chi181127m42.jpg)

I *** love that there is a shirt with this exact quote on it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2020, 01:39:23 PM

Yeah, who doesn't like Little Queenie.

She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 13, 2020, 01:59:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2020, 11:30:27 AM

What are your thoughts on Queen??? I must admit, even I am a fan of theirs.

Freddie Mercury had a HELL of a voice.

Mercury had a good singing voice, but as a person I didn't really like him.     

 I would say though that the The Walker Brothers had great voices.  I also liked, Simple Minds,
but mostly I liked the  American pop sound, such as the Beach Boys. I was In Canada when they were popular.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2020, 02:44:44 PM

Quote from: compline on August 13, 2020, 01:59:14 PM

I would say though that the The Walker Brothers had great voices.

The Walker Brothers.  The Ramones of their time.

But there can be only one!

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/The-best-walker-t9xbcd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 13, 2020, 07:04:26 PM

I'm not familiar with  the guy.  You must be ancient!   :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2020, 10:48:14 PM

Quote from: compline on August 13, 2020, 07:04:26 PM

I'm not familiar with  the guy.  You must be ancient!   :D

For more information, please visit my youtube channel jtourawesome, and also my website where I tell three ancient secrets all pianists should know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2020, 10:48:45 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2020, 11:40:53 PM

Well, Bob.

You're a handsome fellow for a Canadian.

(https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/A-Young-William-Shatner-Nods-With-Confidence-and-a-Smile-On-Star-Trek.gif)



*Bob realizes Canadians must just be ugly though.... and Bob isn't Canadian..... Bob wonders what that meant, or if it was a back handed compliment..... *  You're handsome... for a Canadian?  What if you are or are not a Canadian......   *Bob's mind continues meadering....*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2020, 12:31:07 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 13, 2020, 10:48:45 PM

*Bob realizes Canadians must just be ugly though.... and Bob isn't Canadian..... Bob wonders what that meant, or if it was a back handed compliment..... *  You're handsome... for a Canadian?  What if you are or are not a Canadian......   *Bob's mind continues meadering....*

Yeah.  It's a man's secret!

What happens in prison, stays in prison, bunkmate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 14, 2020, 07:20:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 13, 2020, 10:48:14 PM

For more information, please visit my youtube channel jtourawesome, and also my website where I tell three ancient secrets all pianists should know.

Looks like you have gone tits-up ! 

COVID19 UPDATE – The J-Tour is not available at this time and we do not anticipate it opening for the 2020 season.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2020, 08:02:37 AM

Quote from: compline on August 14, 2020, 07:20:23 AM

Looks like you have gone tits-up ! 

COVID19 UPDATE – The J-Tour is not available at this time and we do not anticipate it opening for the 2020 season.

 ;D

Oh, no, honey.

That's the kind of sugar papa likes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2020, 01:28:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 14, 2020, 08:02:37 AM

That's the kind of sugar papa likes.

It's really CREEPY when you refer to yourself as 'Papa', especially on the internet.

Based upon the information you've given us, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a windowless van with a tear-stained mattress inside...

...not to mention masking tape and rope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2020, 06:07:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2020, 01:28:55 PM

...not to mention masking tape and rope.

Please.

Zip ties, a ball gag, four liters of bleach, large plastic bags.

One must be professional in such matters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2020, 11:29:22 PM

[I'm just checking J_Tour and I live in different countries...]

PHEW... It's all good. Carry on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2020, 11:59:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2020, 11:29:22 PM

[I'm just checking J_Tour and I live in different countries...]

PHEW... It's all good. Carry on.

That may be, but my breadth and girth encompass the globe!

No one is to have been spared my wrath.

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2020, 05:00:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 14, 2020, 11:59:46 PM

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(https://reluctantlyaging.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/nerd-alert-banner.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 15, 2020, 05:36:10 AM

Yeah.  OK, Mr. Spock.  We know all about how you like to try to pick up girls by touching their neck and saying it was a Vulcan mind-meld.

These guys were part of Queen, right?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2020, 09:54:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 15, 2020, 05:36:10 AM

These guys were part of Queen, right?

How the *** would I know - I wasn't alive in the 1970's; I'm presuming that's where this music is from by the sound of it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 15, 2020, 05:33:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2020, 09:54:33 AM

How the *** would I know - I wasn't alive in the 1970's; I'm presuming that's where this music is from by the sound of it?

I wouldn't know:  I don't listen to that crap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2020, 12:44:54 AM

Seems we've reached an impasse...

Well, I guess the noble thing to do J_Tour is to just quit while (you think) you're ahead.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2020, 03:09:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2020, 12:44:54 AM

Seems we've reached an impasse...

Well, I guess the noble thing to do J_Tour is to just quit while (you think) you're ahead.

 ;D

What are the majuscule letters recently invented in your native country?  I don't know who or what a "J_Tour" is, except there's a convenient offset in some character notations to eliminate the problem, mr. roboto domo arigato.

And nobody accused me of being noble ever.  Just ask your sister.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2020, 03:35:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2020, 03:09:13 AM

And nobody accused me of being noble ever.  Just ask your sister.

I don't have a sister... could that have been a random hobo you met on the street? Or is it one of the other patients you know in the Psych-ward???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2020, 05:15:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2020, 03:35:36 AM

Or is it one of the other patients you know in the Psych-ward???

We prefer to call it the "quiet room."

It's really a designated ward, but we find our "guests" find it more comforting to consider it as a room.

Where everyone's friendly.

Of course, we do some fun when it's lights out, but that's just how we men in the clean white coats TCB.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2020, 07:51:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2020, 05:15:52 AM

You want to dig out any more video clips of movies from nineteen-sixty-whogivesacrap.

Try to keep up with the times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on August 16, 2020, 10:24:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2020, 07:51:12 AM

You want to dig out any more video clips of movies from nineteen-sixty-whogivesacrap.

Try to keep up with the times.

Blasphemy! Blazing Saddles is one of the greatest comedies of all time!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2020, 04:24:12 PM

Quote from: klavieronin on August 16, 2020, 10:24:54 AM

Blasphemy! Blazing Saddles is one of the greatest comedies of all time!

You're damned right!  That other little fellow has been mixing his rye with his gin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2020, 11:19:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2020, 04:24:12 PM

You realise that you've already posted this video before J_Tour...

Are we stuck in an infinite loop?!?

(https://magwebsitefiles2015.blob.core.windows.net/blogfiles/roshan/crm-2011-plugins-avoiding-infinite-loops-(1).png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 17, 2020, 03:39:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2020, 11:19:37 AM

Are we stuck in an infinite loop?!?

no u

And this whole fetish for the glam-rock "group" Queen, what's that about?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2020, 08:48:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 17, 2020, 03:39:04 PM

First J_Tour posts a video that he's already posted from the past... and now he's posting videos that don't even exist.

It's a slippery slop to senility J_Tour... hope it's a smooth one for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2020, 04:17:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2020, 08:48:50 AM

It's a slippery slop to senility J_Tour... hope it's a smooth one for you.

Ain't no slope, slippery or otherwise, MF! 

I'm in it to win it, and already there!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2020, 09:52:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2020, 04:17:42 PM

Ain't no slope, slippery or otherwise, MF! 

I take it you're already fallen to the bottom of the ball pit then if there's no slope???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2020, 11:17:48 PM

*Bob checks his watch for the decade.*  ::)


(https://images.creativemarket.com/0.1.0/ps/6490337/600/400/m2/fpnw/wm0/80s-sun-prev-01-.jpg?1559661475&s=69df4769722f1f7be279f933fdd005d1)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 20, 2020, 01:20:29 AM

This aggression will not stand!

There are snakes in the ball pit! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2020, 10:05:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 20, 2020, 01:20:29 AM

There are snakes in the ball pit! 

You're the one in the ball pit... don't get bitten.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 20, 2020, 03:24:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2020, 10:05:22 AM

You're the one in the ball pit... don't get bitten.

The Ball Pit is that place you go to ride the leather pony, right, RachmaniBoy?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2020, 10:30:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 20, 2020, 03:24:41 PM

The Ball Pit is that place you go to ride the leather pony, right, RachmaniBoy?

What in the sh*t is a leather pony??? Is that a euphemism for something... sexual???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2020, 01:56:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2020, 10:30:52 PM

What in the sh*t is a leather pony??? Is that a euphemism for something... sexual???

I do not believe it's an euphemism 

I'm pretty sure it's very literally what it sounds like.  But I don't hang out in a lot of places that feature such attractions, nor the soundtrack to the lives of such leather ponies and raw dogs.

I think I've seen crude drawings made on the walls by fellow inmates, though, right next to the glory hole.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2020, 06:26:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 21, 2020, 01:56:21 AM

I think I've seen crude drawings made on the walls by fellow inmates, though, right next to the glory hole.

I KNEW IT!!! I knew you lived in some sort of confinement. I said loony bin, but I wasn't far off prison.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2020, 06:49:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2020, 06:26:18 AM

I KNEW IT!!! I knew you lived in some sort of confinement. I said loony bin, but I wasn't far off prison.

You know NOTHING of the leather....was it iron....whatever kind of pony.

The etchings were crude and likely sculpted from various human effluvia. 

You know nothing of the iron pony....wait....the leather pony, yeah that's right.

They fight crocodiles in there!  Does your Paul Hogan do that?

Yeah.

I didn't think so.  He's too busy high-stepping with his favorite band

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2020, 08:54:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 21, 2020, 06:49:24 AM

They fight crocodiles in there!  Does your Paul Hogan do that?

Yeah.

I didn't think so.  He's too busy high-stepping with his favorite band

No... he rips of the Australian Tax Office, and then does a crappy movie to recoup what he had to pay back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2020, 07:08:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2020, 08:54:08 AM

and then does a crappy movie to recoup what he had to pay back.

And Queen performed much of the soundtrack to that movie, which was Highlander, correct?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2020, 12:31:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 21, 2020, 07:08:55 PM

And Queen performed much of the soundtrack to that movie, which was Highlander, correct?

No idea - you couldn't pay me to watch that crap. I still haven't seen Crocodile Dundee, and refuse to.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 22, 2020, 02:50:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2020, 12:31:41 AM

I still haven't seen Crocodile Dundee, and refuse to.

Yeah but it has crocodile highlanders in it, so you probably should see it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2020, 05:19:32 AM

You realise that movie is an embarrassment in Scotland. Yes, it has Sean Connery in it, but you have to wonder how desperate he was to star in the movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 22, 2020, 05:29:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2020, 05:19:32 AM

You realise that movie is an embarrassment in Scotland. Yes, it has Sean Connery in it, but you have to wonder how desperate he was to star in the movie.

Neil Connery?

He was a great actor!  And IIRC not only proud to have carried that movie to the quickening, but also its prequel, Zardoz.

I think he also got his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones pregnant during the filming of the latter.  The fruit of that union became none other than Scarlett Johansson, who is now regarded as Australia's greatest living legend of the silver screen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2020, 11:19:03 AM

(https://i.redd.it/aw3srrnkfii51.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 22, 2020, 11:19:39 AM

Oops.  I'm not leaving forever.   I didn't study that out completely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 22, 2020, 07:04:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 22, 2020, 11:19:39 AM

Oops.  I'm not leaving forever.   I didn't study that out completely.

Hi, Bob.

I'm with you, always.

I've been growing a beard and am wearing long hair and sandals.

Would you like to hear some stories about my best friend?

He's listening.

And so am I.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2020, 02:38:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 22, 2020, 05:29:09 AM

Neil Connery?

He was a great actor!  And IIRC not only proud to have carried that movie to the quickening, but also its prequel, Zardoz.

I think he also got his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones pregnant during the filming of the latter.  The fruit of that union became none other than Scarlett Johansson, who is now regarded as Australia's greatest living legend of the silver screen.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/n8SkNR77udWlG/200.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 23, 2020, 05:43:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2020, 02:38:44 AM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/n8SkNR77udWlG/200.gif)

Damn your green Vulcan blood, Spock!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2020, 08:47:59 AM

You realise that Leonard Nemoy's blood is actually red - just like the rest of us.

Not green. Know your biology J_Tour... it's basic fact.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 23, 2020, 03:44:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2020, 08:47:59 AM

You realise that Leonard Nemoy's blood is actually red - just like the rest of us.

Not green. Know your biology J_Tour... it's basic fact.

Are you sure?

Did you cut into him?

If you cut him does he not bleed?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2020, 01:31:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 23, 2020, 03:44:54 PM

Did you cut into him?

If you cut him does he not bleed?

Well, I didn't exactly 'cut' into him, but let's just say we one day have a great game of Russian Roulette... until he lost.

Was not a pretty sight.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 03:25:35 AM

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2020, 03:45:48 AM

Quote from: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 03:25:35 AM

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

It's a last post wins forum and piano threads just happen to be created around it.. lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2020, 04:29:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2020, 01:31:16 AM

Well, I didn't exactly 'cut' into him, but let's just say we one day have a great game of Russian Roulette... until he lost.

Was not a pretty sight.

Ever since his days as a prisoner of war during Vietnam, he did favor that game.  Always trying to up the stakes with his "three bullet!  I play with three bullets!"

He made quite a tidy sum in the underground games.

What an eccentric man, that Mr. Nimoy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 24, 2020, 05:39:04 AM

Quote from: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 03:25:35 AM

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

Because some people are in denial and don't want to accept my win. They cannot prevent it, only delay the inevitable...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 07:25:16 AM

Quote from: outin on August 24, 2020, 05:39:04 AM

Because some people are in denial and don't want to accept my win. They cannot prevent it, only delay the inevitable...

oh, if you want to call it like that, count me in. I'm gonna take you down, outin

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2020, 07:39:41 AM

Quote from: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 03:25:35 AM

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

Erm... excuse me, the piano forum didn't keep the thread alive for the last 7 years.

I KEPT IT ALIVE!!!

Quote from: outin on August 24, 2020, 05:39:04 AM

Because some people are in denial and don't want to accept my win

I'm not in Denial. Denial is a river in Egypt.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 24, 2020, 02:51:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2020, 07:39:41 AM

Erm... excuse me, the piano forum didn't keep the thread alive for the last 7 years.

I KEPT IT ALIVE!!!

Looking at the first page we did manage to get rid of some competition...you aussies are resilient, I give you that. But there's more to winning!




And no, I am not going to tell you my secret...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 04:56:56 PM

Quote from: outin on August 24, 2020, 02:51:03 PM

Looking at the first page we did manage to get rid of some competition...you aussies are resilient, I give you that. But there's more to winning!




And no, I am not going to tell you my secret...

don't need your secret, clearly they're able to keep up with you without issue

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2020, 12:47:56 AM

Quote from: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 04:56:56 PM

don't need your secret.

I think you might be mistaken.

It's a requirement for new posters that they have links to some POS "jazz method" they're flogging, or some insanely idiotic, yet inscrutable "method" of technique for regular music.

These are to be shrouded in secrets, apart from a tantalizing ten second "video" or some infantile "summary" in one hundred words or yes on their geocities-era web page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2020, 08:12:10 AM

Quote from: outin on August 24, 2020, 02:51:03 PM

Looking at the first page we did manage to get rid of some competition...you aussies are resilient, I give you that. But there's more to winning!

And no, I am not going to tell you my secret...

Let me guess, it's sniffing glue??? Drinking bleach??? It's what I do to win... you should try it Outin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 25, 2020, 03:33:32 PM

Quote from: sssarg0n on August 24, 2020, 03:25:35 AM

how has a piano forum kept a "last post wins" thread alive for seven years?

The real purpose of this thread is to just keep the forum ticking over, so we have all the daftness on here where people let their guard down.  Great place for psychoanalysis!
Though I wouldn't like to get inside  J-Tour's head!


 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2020, 04:59:38 PM

Quote from: compline on August 25, 2020, 03:33:32 PM

Though I wouldn't like to get inside  J-Tour's head!

j_tour has a wonderful plan for your life.  Would like some free literature describing what his teachings have done for millions around the world?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 25, 2020, 05:42:35 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 25, 2020, 04:59:38 PM

j_tour has a wonderful plan for your life.  Would like some free literature describing what his teachings have done for millions around the world?

Not particularly,  so much to read and do, life is too short.  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2020, 05:56:05 PM

Quote from: compline on August 25, 2020, 05:42:35 PM

Not particularly,  so much to read and do, life is too short.  :D

For those who struggle with printed texts, I've commissioned a wonderful series of recordings by the Very Rev. Jerry Fallwall, D.D. with the generous collaboration of Scott Morrison.  Available at my website https://www.beyondpiano_into_jtour.com.  Also for sale is my tract Beyond Truth, in illustrated form, and so many other life-changing delights.

Give it a try, won't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sssarg0n on August 25, 2020, 08:05:35 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 25, 2020, 04:59:38 PM

j_tour has a wonderful plan for your life.  Would like some free literature describing what his teachings have done for millions around the world?

Oh, ABSOLUTELY! i've been bored, and it sounds like a good read

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 25, 2020, 11:50:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 22, 2020, 07:04:48 PM

Hi, Bob.

I'm with you, always.

I've been growing a beard and am wearing long hair and sandals.

Would you like to hear some stories about my best friend?

He's listening.

And so am I.

 :o   What's that?  My phone's cutting out a little.  I...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2020, 02:25:51 AM

I'm on the mainline.

You just got to tell me what you want.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2020, 03:29:20 AM

Quote from: sssarg0n on August 25, 2020, 08:05:35 PM

Oh, ABSOLUTELY! i've been bored, and it sounds like a good read

Your enthusiasm may inspire others, if it has not already done so.

But of each of my many acolytes, I must know:  oysters, or snails?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 26, 2020, 05:05:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 25, 2020, 05:56:05 PM

For those who struggle with printed texts, I've commissioned a wonderful series of recordings by the Very Rev. Jerry Fallwall, D.D. with the generous collaboration of Scott Morrison.  Available at my website https://www.beyondpiano_into_jtour.com.  Also for sale is my tract Beyond Truth, in illustrated form, and so many other life-changing delights.

Give it a try, won't you?

I downloaded it from a torrent already. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2020, 05:35:01 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 26, 2020, 05:05:07 AM

I downloaded it from a torrent already.

Well perhaps you can share it with those who have not heard of the beyondpiano_into_j_tour method.

I should consider it a blessing.

May peace be with you, inquisitive soul.

Et enim dominus tecum.  Praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2020, 08:59:19 AM

Quote from: compline on August 25, 2020, 03:33:32 PM

Though I wouldn't like to get inside  J-Tour's head!

Problem is, once you get inside his head - you may never get out...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2020, 06:04:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2020, 08:59:19 AM

Problem is, once you get inside his head - you may never get out...

I don't catch for nobody.  I'm capable exclusively of penetrative, violent acts, like a virus. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 27, 2020, 04:45:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2020, 08:12:10 AM

Let me guess, it's sniffing glue??? Drinking bleach??? It's what I do to win... you should try it Outin.

How lame...I did those when in kindergarten (wasn't there for long though before I was kicked out).

I doubt you'll live long enough to follow my path into being a winner, but if you want to try you could try eating big live spiders next...something I did in first grade.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2020, 10:17:31 AM

Quote from: outin on August 27, 2020, 04:45:04 AM

I doubt you'll live long enough to follow my path into being a winner

That statement is wrong for 1 major reason...

I'm not the one following you...

You're in my shadow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 27, 2020, 02:34:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2020, 10:17:31 AM

That statement is wrong for 1 major reason...

I'm not the one following you...

You're in my shadow.

If you prefer to see it that way, sure, I'll be lurking in your shadow...until I make my final move :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 27, 2020, 05:35:12 PM

Now, children, you know you won't find the prize, because daddy's here.

(https://crystalkalyana.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/the-night-of-the-hunter-children.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2020, 10:45:11 AM

Quote from: outin on August 27, 2020, 02:34:05 PM

If you prefer to see it that way, sure, I'll be lurking in your shadow...until I make my final move :)

Maybe, but by then I'll have already crossed the finish line, celebrated with champagne, wandered off into the sunset and found my way back home.

You'll be too late to do anything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 28, 2020, 10:57:22 PM

Which one of you is Wendy, and which one is Danny?

Because I don't forget about winning. 

(https://i.ibb.co/92V0ZNb/OIP-fh-Ox-Nrov-UM4i-J2c-H4-Od8-VQHa-Fj.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2020, 11:15:30 PM

First of all, I'm neither Wendy or Danny, and Spoiler alert: Jack Nicholson froze to death in that movie...

If you were hoping to emulate him - not a good role model. I think whenever he is involved in all work and no play, he tends to something or other...

I forget.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2020, 01:03:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2020, 11:15:30 PM

I forget.

Finally a movie reference you understand.

You get to be Scatman Crothers's character.

And Jack may have died at the end, but he died smiling, and with an axe in his hand!  Blood cold like a serpent. 

Just the way papa likes it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2020, 02:32:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 29, 2020, 01:03:55 AM

Finally a movie reference you understand.

You get to be Scatman Crothers's character.

And, you lost me again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2020, 02:47:00 AM

What?

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c1/b9/52/c1b952cd9d0264891f803b2249742744--scatman-crothers-hong-kong.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2020, 09:48:10 AM

J_Tour... you may think you can win... but look at your post count...

...then look at mine...

...then look at yours again...

...and realise I am far more adept at winning at this thread than you ever will be.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 29, 2020, 12:41:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2020, 09:48:10 AM

J_Tour... you may think you can win... but look at your post count...

...then look at mine...

...then look at yours again...

...and realise I am far more adept at winning at this thread than you ever will be.

Well P-Pitch , the very fact that you've been at it for more than 10yrs, proves you're never going to win, not with new blood coming along to join the race to nowhere! 

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 29, 2020, 02:10:55 PM

You all have lots of failed attempts.  I agree.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2020, 02:50:46 PM

Quote from: compline on August 29, 2020, 12:41:05 PM

Well P-Pitch , the very fact that you've been at it for more than 10yrs, proves you're never going to win, not with new blood coming along to join the race to nowhere! 

 ;D

j_tour don't eat beef steak.  he don't eat fish steak.  he is Neptune rising from the sea, tridentine, ready for battle.

his post count may be short, but it is thick and rigid, like the can of tuna. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2020, 03:22:18 PM

Quote from: Bob on August 29, 2020, 02:10:55 PM

You all have lots of failed attempts.  I agree.   ::)

Says the person who attempts multiple times to post silly videos, and fails miserably.

Sure... we're the ones who fail.    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 30, 2020, 09:03:45 AM

Post count? Mr. Does Not Know How To Embed Videos may have high counts, but if we only consider posts of quality, who's the winner again?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2020, 08:49:58 AM

Quote from: outin on August 30, 2020, 09:03:45 AM

...but if we only consider posts of quality, who's the winner again? 

That's a great question to ask. The answer is obviously...

ME!!!

I'm so glad we discussed this. Now that the matter is over and finalised, nothing to do but just admit defeat and whimper on with your miserable lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 31, 2020, 02:37:28 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on August 31, 2020, 03:51:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2020, 08:49:58 AM

That's a great question to ask. The answer is obviously...

[size=108pt]ME!!![/size]

I'm so glad we discussed this. Now that the matter is over and finalised, nothing to do but just admit defeat and whimper on with your miserable lives.

Size does matter...and you failed! Which means you are no winner!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2020, 03:47:06 AM

BONESAW IS READY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2020, 09:02:42 AM

Quote from: outin on August 31, 2020, 03:51:24 PM

Size does matter...and you failed! Which means you are no winner!

I may have buggered up the size, but I have since corrected it...

...and stolen this win, again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 01, 2020, 12:20:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2020, 09:02:42 AM

I may have buggered up the size, but I have since corrected it...

...and stolen this win, again.

Crime does not pay off, you were immediately caught and the win was returned to it's rightful owner, me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2020, 03:20:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2020, 09:02:42 AM

I may have buggered up the size, but I have since corrected it...

Quote from: outin on September 01, 2020, 12:20:54 PM

Crime does not pay off, you were immediately caught and the win was returned to it's rightful owner, me.

Buggery hasn't ever been a crime in Oz.  What do you think the national hobby is?

And it hasn't been a crime in the UK since sometime in the 1960s, I believe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2020, 11:25:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 01, 2020, 03:20:29 PM

Buggery hasn't ever been a crime in Oz.  What do you think the national hobby is?

You do realise that the national hobby is Drinking. Get your facts right.

Also, some will claim that Australian Rules Football is the national hobby, but it's basically just a bunch of men who haven't mentally aged since they were 9, playing piggy in the middle, except the teams are evenly balanced and they love to tackle each other physically (otherwise known as groping).

I mean, Christ - they call it football but they use their bloody arms. It's NOT football.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 02, 2020, 04:42:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2020, 11:25:27 AM

Also, some will claim that Australian Rules Football is the national hobby, but it's basically just a bunch of men who haven't mentally aged since they were 9, playing piggy in the middle, except the teams are evenly balanced and they love to tackle each other physically (otherwise known as groping).

In other words, "heavy petting."  I fail to see that that's anything but a difference in quantity but not in kind to buggery.

And we all know what happens after applying the date-rape drug known as ethanol:  next thing, you're waking up in an alleyway being cornholed by some vagrants.

I stand by my points!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2020, 09:51:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 02, 2020, 04:42:20 PM

And we all know what happens after applying the date-rape drug known as ethanol:  next thing, you're waking up in an alleyway being cornholed by some vagrants.

And I just thought you got your kidneys stolen. What a world we live in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 03, 2020, 10:43:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2020, 09:51:18 AM

And I just thought you got your kidneys stolen. What a world we live in.

Maybe for you, but men and women alike give me compliments daily on my package.  It's free and open /sors/.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2020, 05:12:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 03, 2020, 10:43:09 PM

Maybe for you, but men and women alike give me compliments daily on my package

So you're a delivery man, who cares.    ;D

I'm sure it's like most Christmas presents - it's disappointing, not what anyone wanted and you probably have it tied up with a bow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 04, 2020, 06:00:31 AM

 

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2020, 05:12:38 AM

So you're a delivery man, who cares.    ;D

I'm sure it's like most Christmas presents - it's disappointing, not what anyone wanted and you probably have it tied up with a bow.

Nah, I don't strap it my leg. 

I let the sizzler hang out below my Richard Simmons short shorts.

Just the tip.  A little bit.  It feels real good.

I don't stuff my jock with zucchini wrapped in tinfoil, like that fat **** Santa Claus.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2020, 03:14:29 PM

Christ - It's barely September. Why the f@#$ are we bringing up Christmas???

Next you'll want to barrage the forum with songs from the 50's sung by crooners who are dead and gone and whose music (that reeked of suicidality) from their incredibly slow tempos are also dead.

I think in musical terminology - there is a tempi slower than Grave. It's called...

Crosby-esque; usually between 10 & 15 beats per hour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 07, 2020, 04:18:33 AM

No.  Nothing about the brief season which shall not be named.

Bad p_p.  No.  No.

The music at least in anglophone countries is the worst crap imaginable.

I could deal with it, if it were played during xm season.

What is wrong with people who seem to think that Advent season is an appropriate time for revelry and treacly BS?  People can't even wait until it's the damned season, man!  Ridiculous, preposterous, sacrilegious, untoward, offensive, craven, and undesirable.

It is bogus, man. 

Makes me want to strangle elves or something.  Climb the clock tower and unload a few clips.

The drunken department store Santa Clauses you sometimes see in local dive bars are pretty amusing, though.  They can be allowed!

But only if they're truly committed to being surly, crass drunkards. 

That's the true xm spirit. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2020, 08:55:08 AM

I think there should be a law making it illegal to play Christmas carols in shopping centres until the WEEK before Christmas. Literally December 18th and onwards till December 24th.

You play it one day earlier, or later that that window, you need to be sent to jail so you don't cause any more PTSD to those poor shopping store checkout clerks who probably hear the only 1 cheesy CD the store owns, ON LOOP from October through to half-way through FRICKIN' JANUARY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 08, 2020, 04:02:22 PM

By the "week before XM" I'm going to assume you meant at sundown the night before XM day.

They can play that Bing Crosby crap through the liturgical season of XM I guess.  I'd rather they didn't, but I suppose they wouldn't be technically in violation of anything but execrable taste.

Wesley Willis should have made a XM album.  Or Rollins-era Black Flag or somebody.

As it stands, the Joe Pesci XM album is pretty close to tolerable.  Not really child-friendly, which is a bonus.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2020, 10:49:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 08, 2020, 04:02:22 PM

By the "week before XM" I'm going to assume you meant at sundown the night before XM day.

Meh, whatever. As long as they don't play it for 3 months straight, I couldn't give a sh*t.

Wesley Willis didn't make a Christmas album, because if he had - people would have banded together much like they did before WWII to burn all the albums and watch the evil being destroyed.

J_Tour... THANK You for introducing me to Joe Pesci's Christmas album. This is *** HILARIOUS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2020, 05:39:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2020, 10:49:17 AM

J_Tour... THANK You for introducing me to Joe Pesci's Christmas album. This is *** HILARIOUS!!!

Here's a NY-tristate area way of saying "you're welcome":

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2020, 10:07:14 AM

That doesn't sound like Joe Pesci.

YOU LIED TO ME - YOU COLD, HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 10, 2020, 04:44:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2020, 10:07:14 AM

YOU COLD, HEARTLESS BASTARD!!!

That's right.  I'm Iceberg Slim, not no chili pimp.

And you just lost your spot at being my bottom ho!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2020, 05:34:45 AM

I was NEVER your hoe.

This is my hoe.

(https://sc02.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1VhvFurGYBuNjy0Foq6AiBFXa7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 11, 2020, 06:07:15 PM

Why don't you boys just crawl back to your caves and let me take care of this thread...

If you dig deep enough you might actually meet somewhere in the middle :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2020, 11:18:05 PM

Quote from: outin on September 11, 2020, 06:07:15 PM

Why don't you boys just crawl back to your caves and let me take care of this thread...

Cause history has proven you don't have the tenacity, the want, the will or the ability to win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 12, 2020, 02:28:01 AM

Quote from: outin on September 11, 2020, 06:07:15 PM

Why don't you boys just crawl back to your caves and let me take care of this thread...

I didn't graduate out of the sixth grade to be lectured by no uppity school marm!

Around the town I use a rattlesnake whip
Take it easy baby don't you give me no lip

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2020, 02:59:07 AM

It seems J_Tour and I have a clear goal...

DESTROY OUTIN!!!



[Now the question is how to do it without raising suspicion from the authorities???]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 12, 2020, 03:28:09 AM

Down in Cajun land they got remedies of every description.  Snake tooth powder, put gris-gris on the doorstep.  Some goofer dust, some sleeper sand, got them eating out of the palm of your hand.

Definitely going to be some malice in that chalice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2020, 05:28:06 AM

I've learnt never to trust any music you post, so I'm going to continue singing John Cage's ASLSP in my head.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 12, 2020, 05:49:39 AM

You're getting soft. 

You might have to go bush.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 12, 2020, 07:19:26 AM

Oh, I would not even waste my voodoo powers on you two...you will destroy yourselfs while trying to destroy the indestructible  ;D

The video made me hungry though...maybe tonight I'll trap a poor caribbean guy to make me some proper gumbo...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2020, 12:37:44 PM

Quote from: outin on September 12, 2020, 07:19:26 AM

Oh, I would not even waste my voodoo powers on you two...you will destroy yourselfs while trying to destroy the indestructible  ;D

Yourselfs??? I think your brain is already destroying itself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 12, 2020, 01:11:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2020, 12:37:44 PM

Yourselfs??? I think your brain is already destroying itself.

The traditional words just don't seem to be enough to describe you two ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 12, 2020, 08:52:41 PM

Quote from: outin on September 12, 2020, 01:11:54 PM

The traditional words just don't seem to be enough to describe you two ;D

I don't think so, sugar. 

As the good doctor said:

I will mash my special faix deaux-deaux on all you who buy my charts, the rites of Coco Robicheaux who, invisible to all but me, will act as a second guardian angel until you over-work him

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2020, 01:54:26 AM

Quote from: outin on September 12, 2020, 01:11:54 PM

The traditional words just don't seem to be enough to describe you two ;D

Nope - you don't get to re-invent the English language. Ever since the Black Eyed Peas came up with Phunk, and the Oxford dictionary allowed Yolo into the dictionary; it marked the end of decency and civility in the English language.

...having said that though, that does not give you permission to bastardise it any further.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 13, 2020, 02:30:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2020, 01:54:26 AM

Nope - you don't get to re-invent the English language. Ever since the Black Eyed Peas came up with Phunk, and the Oxford dictionary allowed Yolo into the dictionary; it marked the end of decency and civility in the English language.

...having said that though, that does not give you permission to bastardise it any further.

So what you're saying is that you hate creolization of the language, and that those who speak proper Strine are right good chaps?

I don't think you really think that, and if so, I find it risible.

But, yes, the Auslaunder did wrong by saying "yourselfs."  The proper usage is "yousselfs," as anyone knows.  And that beast will not win the thread, nor will you! 

And it's spelled "fonk"!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2020, 09:12:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 13, 2020, 02:30:54 AM

So what you're saying is that you hate creolization of the language, and that those who speak proper Strine are right good chaps?

Oh please, it isn't creolisation - it's just plain dirty, abolishment of the rules and etiquettes that we are meant to abide by; merely some buggers attempt to be different and unique.

(https://assets.horseheadhuffer.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/35008/resized/unique.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 13, 2020, 09:46:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2020, 09:12:48 AM

(https://assets.horseheadhuffer.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/35008/resized/unique.jpg)

But quite obviously it makes you very cool!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 13, 2020, 09:47:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2020, 01:54:26 AM

...having said that though, that does not give you permission to bastardise it any further.

You should know by now I need no permission from nobody;)



And if it hurts you, the better!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 13, 2020, 11:31:00 AM

*Bob checks in and notes everyone is still losing.*  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 13, 2020, 05:10:25 PM

Winning the thread cannot travel on radio waves or via the 5G mobile network. It is won by spreading through respiratory droplets when an infected losing person coughs, sneezes or speaks – which is why it’s important to wear your face covering correctly over your mouth and nose, unless you are winning the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2020, 09:12:34 AM

Quote from: outin on September 13, 2020, 09:47:45 AM

And if it hurts you, the better!

You SON OF A pregnant dog!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: sssarg0n on September 14, 2020, 06:41:02 PM

Not surprised you're still at this after less than a month, you have been for quite some time before this. just letting you know I've not forgotten, and I still intend to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 14, 2020, 08:27:42 PM

That's adorable.

But it enrages me!

You may not have any protein from the sea, you puny pianist!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2020, 08:29:11 AM

Quote from: sssarg0n on September 14, 2020, 06:41:02 PM

just letting you know I've not forgotten, and I still intend to win.

It might enrage J_Tour, but that's only because he doesn't have the patience and the stamina to win. He's pissed off at anyone who challenges me.

Me??? I think of you in this thread like a fly, freely wafting through the air; while I'm in my car driving down the free way at 80km/hour - oh wait, what's that??? It's the little carefree fly smooshing against my wind shield.

I didn't even hear a sound. I'm not worried in the slightest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 15, 2020, 04:02:55 PM

I have the patience and stamina.

I'm with you always. 

Watching.

Waiting.

They say "That boy's so harmless, he couldn't even harm a fly."

But I'm waiting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2020, 11:53:59 AM

Yes, but in this analogy - I'm the boy...

...you're the fly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 16, 2020, 02:46:21 PM

Yeah, but boy smashes fly, that's ordinary.

Fly smashes boy, that's a headline.

And, of course, if the "boy" in my allusion to Psycho turned out to be Norman Bates, you might be in the trunk of a car at the bottom of a swamp!

So think about that!

— Brindle_tour_fly

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2020, 09:57:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 16, 2020, 02:46:21 PM

Yeah, but boy smashes fly, that's ordinary.

Fly smashes boy, that's a headline.

Problem is - no fly has ever smashed a boy... EVER... in the history of the entire damn universe; and NEVER WILL.

So unfortunately your argument is invalid.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 17, 2020, 02:36:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2020, 09:57:38 AM

Problem is - no fly has ever smashed a boy... EVER... in the history of the entire damn universe; and NEVER WILL.

So unfortunately your argument is invalid.

A boy smashed Jeff Goldblum's heart, so Brundlefly smashed the boy's jaw.

QED

At least you didn't make me bring out the Jesus drawings again.  Nobody wants that. 

And, fly agaric mushrooms might smash boy's synapses and hepatic functions.

And, flying monkeys are in fact a form of fly.

Flies will make boy suffer!  By pestilence and infection, and, above all, annoyance and pain!

Fly is good! 

Worship the Fly!  Bow before the Lord of the Flies!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2020, 04:33:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 17, 2020, 02:36:46 PM

A boy smashed Jeff Goldblum's heart, so Brundlefly smashed the boy's jaw.

I DEMAND PROOF!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 18, 2020, 04:45:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2020, 04:33:15 AM

I DEMAND PROOF!!!

Geena Davis hanging ten off my fly rod is all the proof anyone needs! 

And she knows how to do it, too, son!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2020, 03:08:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 18, 2020, 04:45:02 AM

Geena Davis hanging ten off my fly rod is all the proof anyone needs! 

Your fly rod??? You call it that because it's only millimetres thing, squirms about and ends up in the water half the time???



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 18, 2020, 07:31:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2020, 03:08:29 PM

Your fly rod??? You call it that because it's only millimetres thing, squirms about and ends up in the water half the time???

Hey, at least the tip is wet, man!

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 18, 2020, 10:38:43 PM

(https://i.redd.it/5dofgy47rvn51.jpg)



And you should probably be aware....  ::)

(https://imgix.bustle.com/rehost/2016/9/13/f5bced1c-ec1e-4003-bf8f-072959ad319f.jpg?w=614&auto=format%2Ccompress&cs=srgb&q=70&fit=crop&crop=faces&dpr=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 18, 2020, 11:07:24 PM

GD is kind of tall for a dame.  I'd still hit that, though.  Maybe not, you know, face-to-face, but at oblique angles. 

It's the geometer in me.

But, as usual, thanks for the old-fashioned nightmare fuel, Dr. Island of Bob Moreau.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2020, 11:24:46 PM

Give me her...

(https://assets.entrepreneur.com/content/3x2/2000/20190111162956-jessica-alba.jpeg)

...any day.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 02:12:37 AM

Yeah, well no argument against Ms. Alba, I'm guessing, who is a very good actor, but the tip of my rod gets wet until the fish scent fill the air, and they're be snuff juice everywhere.

Wang Dang Doodle.

You people are so immature.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2020, 02:29:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 02:12:37 AM

You people are so immature.

SERIOUSLY!!! In the same bloody post you write this...

Quote from: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 02:12:37 AM

[...]but the tip of my rod gets wet until the fish scent fill the air, and they're be snuff juice everywhere.

And we're the ones who are immature???

(https://www.cox-supergroups.com/IDFP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 02:35:13 AM

Ironic distance, m'boy.

I will still never understand how Dr. Island Bob Moreau inhabits his remote domicile populated with his abominations.

And, yet, the thread persists.

And some catch more fish than others.

Big snappers, too.  A very rare catch. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2020, 06:42:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 02:35:13 AM

I will still never understand how Dr. Island Bob Moreau inhabits his remote domicile populated with his abominations.

Easy - it's a piece of fiction and doesn't exist.

...just like your chances of winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 04:08:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2020, 06:42:03 AM

Easy - it's a piece of fiction and doesn't exist.

...just like your chances of winning this thread.

Yeah?  Well I can beat you in arm-wrestling! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2020, 02:38:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 19, 2020, 04:08:59 PM

Yeah?  Well I can beat you in arm-wrestling! 

Meh - a competition of brute strength is just barbaric and uncivilised.

I reign superior to you, both mentally and intellectually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 20, 2020, 03:17:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2020, 02:38:45 AM

Meh - a competition of brute strength is just barbaric and uncivilised.

I reign superior to you, both mentally and intellectually.

I don't think so.

I meant that I could arm-wrestle your very head, causing it to explode, after the fashion of the Scanners.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 20, 2020, 09:08:41 AM

My dad has diabetes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2020, 09:19:26 AM

I have a sore toe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 20, 2020, 01:31:57 PM

I shot a man in Reno.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2020, 01:34:47 PM

I once did my taxes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 20, 2020, 04:04:24 PM

I killed two mice in two days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2020, 08:47:38 AM

Meh - I killed 3 mice in a day. They never saw that cat coming.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on September 21, 2020, 01:23:02 PM

I've killed 75 squirrels, but not all in one day!  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 21, 2020, 02:56:26 PM

Quote from: compline on September 21, 2020, 01:23:02 PM

I've killed 75 squirrels, but not all in one day!  :P

Yeah, but that's just good eatin'.

The dog, I mean.  Squirrel are supposed to have pretty good flavor, but many of them are not very plump.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2020, 07:38:04 AM

I would find that video funny... if the special effects weren't so bloody awful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 22, 2020, 05:06:26 PM

He wore a red bandana, played a blues piano, in a honkey-tonk, down in Mexico.

Draw, mofos!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2020, 10:51:22 AM

(https://2lin3i1bbign2l2t392v1pxd-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/bfi_thumb/clint-eastwood-n2u7nvzp0q2ws7hpn1zdsyb5n7fder1s2n727yi1dc.jpg)

BANG... You're dead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2020, 12:22:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 21, 2020, 02:56:26 PM

Squirrel are supposed to have pretty good flavor, but many of them are not very plump.

Not to mention the rabbit starvation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2020, 02:37:42 PM

Anyone who eats squirrels is a monster... I mean, cats - sure. They're annoying as f@$%, but squirrels???

That's just wrong.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d6/e0/99/d6e099456899689e563f534e2cca476e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 23, 2020, 03:24:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2020, 02:37:42 PM

Anyone who eats squirrels is a monster... I mean, cats - sure. They're annoying as f@$%, but squirrels???

That's just wrong.

Nah....I'd eat that.  Make a nice curry out of it.

Sheep are "cute" too, as well as being very good life partners for the rural British and commonwealth men, but they're delicious!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2020, 10:28:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 23, 2020, 03:24:28 PM

Nah....I'd eat that.  Make a nice curry out of it.

(https://i.imgflip.com/271qdl.jpg)

Quote from: j_tour on September 23, 2020, 03:24:28 PM

Sheep are "cute" too, as well as being very good life partners for the rural British and commonwealth men, but they're delicious!

You mean the English and those from New Zealand??? Yeah, yeah - we've known about them for ages.

Them and their bloody sheep-shagging ways.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 24, 2020, 07:04:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2020, 10:28:38 AM

You mean the English and those from New Zealand??? Yeah, yeah - we've known about them for ages.

That's one way of thinking abut it.

Another way of thinking about it is that the Welsh and the Scotch have a little agreement, going back years:  the Scotch trade two women for one fine looking Welsh she-sheep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2020, 10:51:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 24, 2020, 07:04:22 PM

Another way of thinking about it is that the Welsh and the Scotch have a little agreement, going back years:  the Scotch trade two women for one fine looking Welsh she-sheep.

Who in the f@#$ are the 'Scotch'??? Nobody refers to the people who hail from Scotland as the 'Scotch'?!?

And your implication that Scottish people might trade women for sheep is damn right insulting...

...the Welsh sheep are f@#$ing butt-ugly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 25, 2020, 03:40:13 PM

"'Paradoxically,' A.J. Aitken reports in OCELang. (1992), 'for working-class Scots the common form has long been Scotch ... and the native form Scots is sometimes regarded as an Anglicized affectation.' ... Outside Scotland...Scottish preferences are less well-known.  Scotch is likely to occur, both as adj. and noun, in contexts which middle-class Scots would regard as either droll or improper."

The New Fowler's Modern English Usage, Third Edition, ed. R.W. Burchfield, entry "Scotch, Scots, Scottish"

My usage has precedence both within Scotland, and more generally within the U.K., while it may be jeered at by fancy lads or pommies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2020, 11:27:35 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 25, 2020, 03:40:13 PM

Scotch is likely to occur, both as adj. and noun, in contexts which middle-class Scots would regard as either droll or improper."

Yeah - maybe in 1602...

Get with the times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2020, 02:02:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2020, 11:27:35 PM

Yeah - maybe in 1602...

Get with the times.

1602?  The times when demons, witches, and sorcerers roamed the lands?  One may even say, the Highlands?

No, it is you who should admit that New Zealand has finer sheep than any in the great arid land of Australia!

BTW I've now killed eight mice in seven days.  Now I am their king, and I have a very nice necklace!  Yes, I am a monster, but I have hoodoo powers!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2020, 02:25:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 26, 2020, 02:02:50 AM

No, it is you who should admit that New Zealand has finer sheep than any in the great arid land of Australia!

Wouldn't know - I've never been to New Zealand. Too many hobbitses...

(https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2014/08/07/17/gollum.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2020, 04:23:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2020, 02:25:23 AM

Wouldn't know - I've never been to New Zealand. Too many hobbitses..

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, fine, I just bought a CH-341 EEPROM flash hardware device...but...that's different.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2020, 08:30:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 26, 2020, 04:23:14 AM

OK, fine, I just bought a CH-341 EEPROM flash hardware device...but...that's different.

The fact that you put up the model numbers proves one thing...

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a98a967ec7caec19b5ea52d307ffbdcc4ae2bdbc9c10724d6cdc17c88f6a8522.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 27, 2020, 04:17:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2020, 08:30:37 AM

The fact that you put up the model numbers proves one thing...

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/a9/a98a967ec7caec19b5ea52d307ffbdcc4ae2bdbc9c10724d6cdc17c88f6a8522.jpg)

Mother.  You're looking very handsome today.

Yes, mother.  Yes, we're going back into the fruit cellar again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2020, 07:40:55 AM

The Fruit cellar... isn't that were you keep all your captives, and make them take part in fights to the death to earn their freedom???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 27, 2020, 07:47:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2020, 07:40:55 AM

The Fruit cellar... isn't that were you keep all your captives, and make them take part in fights to the death to earn their freedom???

Yes.  They find it quite comfortable.

Have you ever smelled the glove, my good sir?

It is very good indeed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 27, 2020, 08:53:37 AM

I like turtles!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2020, 01:54:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 27, 2020, 07:47:42 AM

Have you ever smelled the glove, my good sir?

Let me guess - it smells of chlorophyll???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 27, 2020, 04:22:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2020, 01:54:21 PM

Let me guess - it smells of chlorophyll???

It smells of suffering.

It also smells of the toilets at local strip club The Fruit Cellar, but that's just a coincidence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 28, 2020, 02:23:37 AM

Smells like teen spirit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 02:24:16 AM

SHORTEST WIN EVER

You had your win for less than a minute. Did you enjoy it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2020, 05:11:01 AM

I like midgets because they're immune to ebola.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 06:04:12 AM

And your scientific evidence for this is...

...where???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 28, 2020, 07:04:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 02:24:16 AM

SHORTEST WIN EVER

You had your win for less than a minute. Did you enjoy it?

Yes, now I hold both the LONGEST and the SHORTEST. I just have winning all over. I give thee permission to be in my presence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 09:55:07 AM

You don't have the longest win ever. I once made it 10 days without anyone ever posting, so your claim is wrong. I HOLD the longest win so far.

You mere mortals are paltry compared to my accomplishments.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 28, 2020, 11:42:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 09:55:07 AM

You don't have the longest win ever. I once made it 10 days without anyone ever posting, so your claim is wrong. I HOLD the longest win so far.

You mere mortals are paltry compared to my accomplishments.

Quiet you failure!!!
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg558380#msg558380

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 12:54:13 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/98/6a/ae986ac2d30994d0aee3b5282abfb1e3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on September 28, 2020, 04:08:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 12:54:13 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ae/98/6a/ae986ac2d30994d0aee3b5282abfb1e3.jpg)

Well there is augmented reality and demented reality, bud.
 Sadly you are the latter! 



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2020, 04:15:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2020, 09:55:07 AM

You mere mortals are paltry compared to my accomplishments.

So what you're saying is that you're (i) a Highlander (ii) there can be only one and (iii) I have to cut your head off in order to win The Prize.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2020, 01:18:44 AM

(i) No... I'm an alien - there's a difference.
(ii) No, I am a representative of my race finding out all your weaknesses and reporting them back to my kind via telekinesis.
(iii) You could, but it would just grow back.

Plus, America's going to cave in on itself come election time this year - so I think you'll have bigger things to worry about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2020, 04:13:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2020, 01:18:44 AM

(i) No... I'm an alien - there's a difference.
(ii) No, I am a representative of my race finding out all your weaknesses and reporting them back to my kind via telekinesis.
(iii) You could, but it would just grow back.

Plus, America's going to cave in on itself come election time this year - so I think you'll have bigger things to worry about.

(i) I think Highlanders are aliens.  Wasn't that in some comic book or movie or something?
(ii) Hive mind.  Typical.
(iii) I'd have to try.

The US?  No, no, we have wonderful Proud Boys who are guarding democracy.  They're great.  Just good people. 

And they're the best at operating heavy equipment like private vehicles.  I love every one of them.  God's children, each and every ........no......can't......keep going......hhsy73667498bhhhY^%#%&*#((((&^^^.

Go watch a cricket match or something, you...Highlander you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2020, 03:26:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 29, 2020, 04:13:44 AM

Go watch a cricket match or something, you...Highlander you!

CRICKET??? Bugger me, there are better ways to pass the time.

See if you can drink Cyanide and survive...
Juggle with incredibly sharp knives...
Try and meet a friendly alligator...

All far more pleasing than watching that bloody boring sport.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2020, 04:03:00 PM

You know, I kind of agree with you.  Long, interminable matches of fancy lads playing stickball.

You also know, LostIn did kind of bugger you pretty well about the long stretch of winning.  You've got some catching up to do, boy.

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2020, 01:12:00 AM

You know the best thing about denial?

You don't have to admit your in denial.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2020, 04:38:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2020, 01:12:00 AM

You know the best thing about denial?

You don't have to admit your in denial.

 ;D

I never said it.  There was no premeditation, and you can't prove it.

You're out of order!  She's out of order!  This board is out of order!  Sorabji is out of order!  That cricket bat is out of order!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2020, 05:01:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2020, 04:38:56 AM

... Sorabji is out of order!

Uh oh...... quick hide before it begins!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2020, 12:20:18 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2020, 05:01:11 AM

Uh oh...... quick hide before it begins!!!

SSSSHHHH. Don't mention the Sorabji...

I mean...

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WaterloggedSecondJumpingbean-poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2020, 02:40:50 AM

Who? 

Oh yeah, I remember from one of my true crime books that there was a time this "Sorabji" (some kind of code name) was being investigated by Scotland Yard in connection with some of the "Jack the Ripper" killings, which were committed when he was just a boy.

I don't remember all the details, but it was very convincing to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2020, 11:05:57 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/61025476/seems-legit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: keystosuccess on October 01, 2020, 11:13:09 PM

Challenge accepted  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2020, 01:10:05 AM

Oh - fresh meat. Excellent - I was getting hungry.

Keys... you are joining a battle that has RAGED on for years, and you know not one thing of the backstory. Despite this you seem to think you can enter and claim a win???

You're optimistic - I'll give you that...

...but unable to win this challenge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2020, 03:26:50 AM

Just...word of advice...Keys.

I wouldn't bring up kangaroo scrotums, sheep-shagging or the like. 

Sorabji, though, is one of the favorite topics of discussion.

Embrace the Sorabji.  Love it.  Taste it.  Post it.

You might win after all!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2020, 05:39:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2020, 03:26:50 AM

You might win after all!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2020, 03:15:48 PM

Yeah, laugh while you can, monkey boy.

I just ate a bunch of sorabjiche, and I'll be on the toilet for quite a while, but I'll be back. 

And ten pounds lighter, too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2020, 12:19:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2020, 03:15:48 PM

Yeah, laugh while you can, monkey boy.

I shall... and I shall enjoy it as well. Have fun on the toilet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2020, 02:44:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2020, 12:19:37 AM

Have fun on the toilet.

Always do.  It was especially good, since I left a fat load that wouldn't flush, and it resembled the sitting president of the US.

I forgot to take a picture.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2020, 04:16:47 AM

Oh yeah - how is your POTUS going??? Isn't he ill with a disease that he dismissed as not being a concern to the American people???

I take it he's curing himself with the insane amounts of hydroxychloroquine that he purchased earlier in the year? Or is he like a heroin junkie - sitting there with plastic tubing, and a syringe full of bleach?

If he makes it into a 2nd term of Presidency, then the American people have NO ONE to blame but themselves for voting him in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2020, 05:46:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2020, 04:16:47 AM

Oh yeah - how is your POTUS going??? Isn't he ill with a disease that he dismissed as not being a concern to the American people???

I take it he's curing himself with the insane amounts of hydroxychloroquine that he purchased earlier in the year? Or is he like a heroin junkie - sitting there with plastic tubing, and a syringe full of bleach?

If he makes it into a 2nd term of Presidency, then the American people have NO ONE to blame but themselves for voting him in.

I have no idea, but I'm not ashamed to admit I hope he and his entire family perishes.

You're right:  if these rubes vote this demented maniac again, or his second, they deserve what they get. 

You have to understand, if you're in the US, look to your right, look to your left, and one of those people is a deranged scumbag. 

It is not good.

The betting line on the Biden/Harris ticket is very much in favor of at least a reasonable person, and even two of them, but the US federal constitution has some holes in it, 

If DT dies, that's good, but it leaves Pence, a heretic, who might prevail. 

It's not good.  I do genuinely hope DT and his associates perish, and I don't understand people who say "Well, I wouldn't wish that on anybody!"  Bullsh*t.  This is war, and I want my enemies to perish. 

I live in Portland, OR, and if anybody wants any proof of what malice aforethought is, one can read a US newspaper. 

More importantly, I think actual developed countries should take this as a warning that republics can indeed fail, even if in humorous ways.  While the US can have important influence upon other international issues, it's likely better for everyone to take sides and "stand back," because it's not at all certain that the US Dept of State will have any credibiity for years to come.  Perhaps never again. 

That may be desirable to your average tinpot dictator, but despite appearances, there is some ability and force that the US can lend to regions that require and ask for foreign aid.  I don't say impose US will, but abiding by mutually beneficial treaties.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2020, 07:47:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 03, 2020, 05:46:34 AM

I have no idea, but I'm not ashamed to admit I hope he and his entire family perishes.

You're right:  if these rubes vote this demented maniac again, or his second, they deserve what they get. 

You have to understand, if you're in the US, look to your right, look to your left, and one of those people is a deranged scumbag. 

It is not good.

The betting line on the Biden/Harris ticket is very much in favor of at least a reasonable person, and even two of them, but the US federal constitution has some holes in it, 

If DT dies, that's good, but it leaves Pence, a heretic, who might prevail. 

It's not good.  I do genuinely hope DT and his associates perish, and I don't understand people who say "Well, I wouldn't wish that on anybody!"  Bullsh*t.  This is war, and I want my enemies to perish. 

I live in Portland, OR, and if anybody wants any proof of what malice aforethought is, one can read a US newspaper. 

More importantly, I think actual developed countries should take this as a warning that republics can indeed fail, even if in humorous ways.  While the US can have important influence upon other international issues, it's likely better for everyone to take sides and "stand back," because it's not at all certain that the US Dept of State will have any credibiity for years to come.  Perhaps never again. 

That may be desirable to your average tinpot dictator, but despite appearances, there is some ability and force that the US can lend to regions that require and ask for foreign aid.  I don't say impose US will, but abiding by mutually beneficial treaties.

Damn... seems like the whole political situation has a LOT of Americans tense and frustrated. Sorry to hear that.

I only had to read a few of the Twitter replies to DT posting that he had Coronavirus to realise what a lot of people really think of him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2020, 05:48:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2020, 07:47:43 AM

Damn... seems like the whole political situation has a LOT of Americans tense and frustrated. Sorry to hear that.

I only had to read a few of the Twitter replies to DT posting that he had Coronavirus to realise what a lot of people really think of him.

Yeah.  It's not good.  The US will be on the "disabled" list for quite some time, in terms of international law, ethics, internal strife, and the real threat of martial law, regardless of who prevails in November.

It is a broken nation, whose only hope is to hew to the letter and spirit of the extensive history of legal jurisprudence.

Here's a special message to the following infected people (except the reporters and the lowly staffer), and to the Covidic Party in general

(   President Donald Trump
    First lady Melania Trump
    Hope Hicks, senior advisor to the president
    Bill Stepien, Trump’s campaign manager
    Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel
    Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah
    Sen. Thom Tillis, R-North Carolina
    Sen. Ron Johnson, R-Wisconsin
    Three White House reporters
    One White House staffer
    Kellyanne Conway, former White House senior advisor
    The Rev. John Jenkins, president of Notre Dame University (Jenkins was at the White House Saturday, when Trump introduced Judge Amy         Coney Barrett as his Supreme Court nominee. Barrett was a law professor at Notre Dame for 15 years before Trump nominated her to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 7th Circuit.)
    Gov. Chris Christie
)

Besides, of course, the obligatory, "Lick it, morons"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: keystosuccess on October 03, 2020, 07:50:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2020, 03:26:50 AM

Just...word of advice...Keys.

I wouldn't bring up kangaroo scrotums, sheep-shagging or the like. 

Sorabji, though, is one of the favorite topics of discussion.

Embrace the Sorabji.  Love it.  Taste it.  Post it.

You might win after all!

okay seriously, I need the backstory on this, like... what? I am simultaneously freaked out and intrigued  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2020, 09:25:05 PM

Quote from: keystosuccess on October 03, 2020, 07:50:21 PM

okay seriously, I need the backstory on this, like... what? I am simultaneously freaked out and intrigued  :D

Any of those topics might enrage a certain frequent poster in this thread...which would be hilarious.

But sticking to topics related to alcohol consumption, and movies made after 2000 will placate the beast.

I think you'd just have to try it, and see what happens:  mighty curious about that myself!

Oh, and Paul Hogan is considered by all in this thread to be an outstanding example of the best of the bush.

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2020, 02:23:52 AM

Quote from: keystosuccess on October 03, 2020, 07:50:21 PM

okay seriously, I need the backstory on this, like... what? I am simultaneously freaked out and intrigued  :D

Nah - I think it's more fun if we don't divulge the back story and just let keys find out about the darkest places of this forum in his own time... and at his own discretion...

...and horror.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2020, 05:09:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2020, 02:23:52 AM

...and horror.

I'm with keys always.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2020, 12:28:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 04, 2020, 05:09:02 AM

I'm with keys always.

You mean in spirit...

...or in the fact that you're hiding in their wardrobe, ready to pounce out at them at any given moment?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2020, 03:25:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2020, 12:28:22 PM

...or in the fact that you're hiding in their wardrobe, ready to pounce out at them at any given moment?

That's right.  Daddy's here.  And he's waiting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2020, 01:24:21 AM

Keys has NO idea what he got himself into...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2020, 02:40:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2020, 01:24:21 AM

Keys has NO idea what he got himself into...

His soul belongs to me, high servant of the Dark One.

The purgation begins and ends with suffering in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2020, 06:04:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 05, 2020, 02:40:18 AM

His soul belongs to me, high servant of the Dark One.

You're more than happy to have something that doesn't exist. Who has a soul anyway? I don't believe in that rubbish.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2020, 03:13:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2020, 06:04:05 AM

You're more than happy to have something that doesn't exist. Who has a soul anyway? I don't believe in that rubbish.

Brainstem, dendrites, axons, vagus nerve, viscera.

It all belongs to me! 

I shall make a haggis of it! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2020, 01:15:58 AM

I'm sure you can just get them at your local butcher... instead of hunting your victims for it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2020, 01:47:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2020, 01:15:58 AM

I'm sure you can just get them at your local butcher... instead of hunting your victims for it.

My method of hunting does not taint the precious offal with which I prepare my puddings.

For I am a fisher of men.  Just like the picture of Hunter S. Thompson and his long-term companion illustrate below.

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/FISHER_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2020, 02:32:36 AM

Oh.  I think I might have let "other" j_tour speak.  He's special.

I apologize if my other friend spoke out of turn. 

Keys, I'd like to welcome you personally to this particular thread. 

I'm a relative newcomer myself.

Does your username indicate that you indeed have ten fingers, or is that too personal a question? 

https:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=irvJ5NkDflk

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2020, 07:51:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 06, 2020, 01:47:37 AM

Just like the picture of Hunter S. Thompson and his long-term companion illustrate below.

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/FISHER_.jpg)

I prefer the alternate edition...

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/funny-jesus3.jpg)

I LOVE the fact that someone took the time to re-edit these and make them 'lol' worthy.



EDIT: Also, I love the fact that J_Tour STILL hasn't gotten the ability to embed videos down pat...

Quote from: j_tour on October 06, 2020, 02:32:36 AM

https:// www.youtube.com/ watch?v=irvJ5NkDflk

What is this... a DIY hyperlink... fill in the blanks [some assembly required]



Also J_Tour... if you want to use the Jesus card, be prepared. Some of the images I have in response get REAL DARK, real quick. Just shows what the internet thinks of the Lord almighty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2020, 02:52:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2020, 07:51:44 AM

EDIT: Also, I love the fact that J_Tour STILL hasn't gotten the ability to embed videos down pat...

What is this... a DIY hyperlink... fill in the blanks [some assembly required]

It could be that some Youtube videos do not render reliably when embedded, so that to preserve content one might break the link, absent a "noparse" tag.  The link is to a clip from the Alfred Hitchcock Presents episode "Man From the South."

For example:

Quote

Also J_Tour... if you want to use the Jesus card, be prepared. Some of the images I have in response get REAL DARK, real quick. Just shows what the internet thinks of the Lord almighty.

I'm the devil and I'm here to do the devil's work.  No robe required.  Age of consent?  Unlimited. 

I want to do one with the lady putting her head near the oven while baking some cookies or something, but I don't feel like it, so, someone else should.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2020, 10:24:12 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/17c7f65a37359276085dd40966a14f80/tenor.gif?itemid=6152536)

*Bob gives up trying to find gifs that actually work for the rest of the post idea.*  >:(

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2020, 12:04:16 AM

*Perfect Pitch gives Bob a cookie, and distracts him from the forum*

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT0xeMA62E1XIlup68/giphy.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2020, 01:40:34 AM

I prefer a big platter of biscuits with lots of bacon strips.

(https://i.ibb.co/HGLtT09/COOK.jpg)

Not pies, woman, cookies or biscuits!  And plenty of bacon strips.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2020, 12:30:39 AM

See - Jesus is rather bossy, isn't he???

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Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2020, 04:28:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2020, 12:30:39 AM

See - Jesus is rather bossy, isn't he???

He only says those things because he cares.

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Post by: klavieronin on October 08, 2020, 08:22:58 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2020, 10:40:53 AM

It says in the description that Tom Waits sounds just like Cookie Monster...

That sh!# ain't true though.

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Post by: Bob on October 08, 2020, 10:42:05 PM

*Bob eats graham crackers instead of cookies.*  ::)


(https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/201008105919-01-puss-caterpillar-in-virginia-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg)


Oh well.  That's not me.  It doesn't display here on http or https.

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/201008105919-01-puss-caterpillar-in-virginia-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg

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Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2020, 12:46:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 08, 2020, 10:42:05 PM

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/201008105919-01-puss-caterpillar-in-virginia-trnd-exlarge-169.jpg

Oh.  "Puss caterpillar in Virginia."

I thought it said something else on first glance.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2020, 01:52:58 AM

Oh Bob...

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Post by: outin on October 09, 2020, 08:10:16 PM

HI! Missed me?
Don't worry, I'll be back to win always :)

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Post by: outin on October 09, 2020, 08:20:31 PM

Wait! Did I hear someone mention Sorabji? Which of his works should we discuss? Sequentia Cyclica?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2020, 11:15:57 PM

Quote from: outin on October 09, 2020, 08:20:31 PM

Wait! Did I hear someone mention Sorabji? Which of his works should we discuss? Sequentia Cyclica?

NO... No one mentioned him. No one at all. One person did accidentally open their mouth and managed to utter 'Sorab...' but he was quickly taken down by security personnel and beaten quite vigorously in the hopes to not inspire other mis-fits and trouble-makers.

Now it's back to being peaceful and I am once again winning, like I should be.

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Post by: Bob on October 09, 2020, 11:30:53 PM

And then...


(https://i.redd.it/vzq68w3qm3s51.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2020, 12:53:02 AM

Let me guess... that picture is taken from a David Attenborough documentary about nerds in Cosplay???

Or is it from a furry convention???

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Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2020, 02:07:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2020, 12:53:02 AM

Let me guess... that picture is taken from a David Attenborough documentary about nerds in Cosplay???

Or is it from a furry convention???

Well, I'm not sure what the difference is, but they don't look very appetizing.  Maybe with enough garlic.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2020, 05:12:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 10, 2020, 02:07:48 AM

Well, I'm not sure what the difference is, but they don't look very appetizing.  Maybe with enough garlic.

Garlic??? Meh, I'm sure you can be a little more creative than that. You need the Colonel's secret herbs and spices, and maybe a drizzle of that 'special sauce' whatever it is; although I somehow suspect it might be the end product of a spiteful teenager alone in a kitchen with no security cameras around.

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Post by: outin on October 10, 2020, 06:14:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2020, 11:15:57 PM

NO... No one mentioned him. No one at all. One person did accidentally open their mouth and managed to utter 'Sorab...' but he was quickly taken down by security personnel and beaten quite vigorously in the hopes to not inspire other mis-fits and trouble-makers.

And then someone shouted Sorabji matters! and all hell broke loose..

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 10, 2020, 07:35:20 AM

Outin you are dabbling with sinister forces.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2020, 08:16:48 AM

Quote from: outin on October 10, 2020, 06:14:51 AM

And then someone shouted Sorabji matters! and all hell broke loose..

Where the hell is that bloody security officer... Surely he's not sleeping on the damn job???

(https://16iww818esurj9dm316uitwf-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/security-guard-sleeping1.jpg)

BASTARD!!!

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Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2020, 10:40:04 PM

Well.  It does grieve me to say it, but, that would appear that to be a darn near busted taillight.  Wouldn't you agree?

Now, kindly, I'd ask all of you participants in this escapade or hoo-rah that you've got to planning to step outside of the vehicle. 

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbnbv0CCQR1qdezf9o1_400.gif)

And you all city folk don't get none of that secret herbs nor spices, so now you just start pitching that woo right up in that ... what was that French composer or English or what not?  They fancy composing types, ain't ne'er come 'round here.

Could be a deluxe barbecue like that say it out on the gulf.

Ain't that right, son?

Shoot, sure it is right.

What is it one of them Colonels from back in the old time saying something donkey and decorating is it pro patriots more I?

Yeah, that was a country boy, right there, that Horace, got it right in his name.   

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2020, 12:10:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 10, 2020, 10:40:04 PM

Well.  It does grieve me to say it, but, that would appear that to be a darn near busted taillight.  Wouldn't you agree?

Now, kindly, I'd ask all of you participants in this escapade or hoo-rah that you've got to planning to step outside of the vehicle. 

And you all city folk don't get none of that secret herbs nor spices, so now you just start pitching that woo right up in that ... what was that French composer or English or what not?  They fancy composing types, ain't ne'er come 'round here.

Could be a deluxe barbecue like that say it out on the gulf.

Ain't that right, son?

Shoot, sure it is right.

What is it one of them Colonels from back in the old time saying something donkey and decorating is it pro patriots more I?

Yeah, that was a country boy, right there, that Horace, got it right in his name.

Not even Google Translate can make sense of ANY of that sh*t.

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Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 01:20:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2020, 12:10:35 AM

Not even Google Translate can make sense of ANY of that sh*t.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62120800.jpg)

Boy.  Dull Quixote decorate is pro.

You all still driving with that busted light, and now I see you all got no legal tender, which does you make you county property, and therefore state property.

Son, you got some tall explaining to do, what your misdeeds and all. 

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Post by: Bob on October 11, 2020, 03:53:20 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2020, 05:32:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 01:20:03 AM

...and now I see you all got no legal tender

CASH??? Who in the hell carries cash these days???

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Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 06:40:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2020, 05:32:12 AM

CASH??? Who in the hell carries cash these days???

Well, well.  We got us a city boy over here.    Welll cash is them funny papers with Robert E. Lee's pcture on it and such.

Now step over the kangaroo and put both hands on the counter, and Buford heree's going to search you in particular, son.

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Post by: outin on October 11, 2020, 07:17:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 06:40:54 AM

Welll cash is them funny papers with Robert E. Lee's pcture on it and such.

Forget those. Coins (=round metal things) are much easier to throw around for the poor to collect.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2020, 03:04:30 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 06:40:54 AM

Welll cash is them funny papers with Robert E. Lee's pcture on it and such.

None of my notes have Robert E. Lee's picture on them - I don't live in America.

Man, I think the drugs have done a lot to poor J_Tour's mind. Actually, speaking of messing with his mind - what if I did a type and accidentally put K_Tour instead???

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Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 04:02:24 PM

Yeah, you're all a bunch of Cheech and Chongs, pretty freaking hilarious.

Boy, you going to stay in that box until you get your mind right.  And Outi, you best be toning down that sass-mouth of yours.

That's right, kids:  daddy's here.  And now he's pissed.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 01:11:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 11, 2020, 04:02:24 PM

That's right, kids:  daddy's here.  And now he's pissed.

You're just drunk because the inevitable loss and my definitive triumph are slowly crushing your will and your sanity... but keep drinking, it will only help my win.

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Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2020, 04:25:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 01:11:02 AM

You're just drunk because the inevitable loss and my definitive triumph are slowly crushing your will and your sanity... but keep drinking, it will only help my win.

All right, the belt is coming off.  Daddy's here.  And he's got CV-19 right where it counts.

(https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11126/111269615/5035319-1883147756-apoll.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 08:57:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2020, 04:25:32 AM

All right, the belt is coming off.  Daddy's here.  And he's got CV-19 right where it counts.

You realise that in Boxing, the goal is to WIN the Gold belt, not take it off.

Not a sports fan, are you?

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Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2020, 03:09:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 08:57:58 AM

Not a sports fan, are you?

Icing.  Penalty box.  Five yards.  Offense.

I also know about whupping spiderman.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 03:36:03 PM

Seriously - no ones going to listen to that guy. You've brought him up about 5 times in this thread K_Tour...

GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!!!

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Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2020, 04:04:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 03:36:03 PM

Seriously - no ones going to listen to that guy. You've brought him up about 5 times in this thread K_Tour...

GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!!!

Yeah, I got some new material right here, Eddie Deezen.  Just have to take off this belt first.

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Post by: outin on October 12, 2020, 05:31:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2020, 03:36:03 PM

Seriously - no ones going to listen to that guy.

I'll listen to it after I finish Sorabji's Sequentia cyclica!

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Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2020, 08:10:39 PM

Quote from: outin on October 12, 2020, 05:31:21 PM

I'll listen to it after I finish Sorabji's Sequentia cyclica!

But how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?  You cannot!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2020, 12:03:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2020, 08:10:39 PM

But how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?  You cannot!

Luckily I'm not a vegan then. I'm a proud carnivore and I don't care who knows it.

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Post by: j_tour on October 13, 2020, 12:37:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2020, 12:03:44 AM

Luckily I'm not a vegan then. I'm a proud carnivore and I don't care who knows it.

You're a proud carnival girl?

Well that's good to have self-respect.

Dulce et decorum est, and all that, wot.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2020, 03:01:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 13, 2020, 12:37:52 AM

You're a proud carnival girl?

Dyslexia much???

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Post by: j_tour on October 13, 2020, 04:04:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2020, 03:01:59 AM

Dyslexia much???

I....am not....an animal!

Probably self-induced brain damage much, though.

But I'm feeling much better!

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Post by: compline on October 13, 2020, 04:29:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 13, 2020, 04:04:54 AM

I....am not....an animal!

Probably self-induced brain damage much, though.

But I'm feeling much better!

Ever tried banging your head against a wall for one hour?  this exercise burns 150 calories.

That will make you feel better! 


 :P

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Post by: j_tour on October 13, 2020, 07:00:45 PM

Quote from: compline on October 13, 2020, 04:29:11 PM

Ever tried banging your head against a wall for one hour?  this exercise burns 150 calories.

You know nothing about brain surgery.  You drill the hole to let the brain breathe, then you advance to calisthenics.

It also helps appreciate self-proclaimed avant-garde English composers of the 20th C, who are also accurately described by the term "outsider art."

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2020, 10:08:43 PM

Quote from: compline on October 13, 2020, 04:29:11 PM

Ever tried banging your head against a wall for one hour?  this exercise burns 150 calories.

They say high intensity piano playing can burn the same amount of calories per hour... I prefer that alternative.

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Post by: Bob on October 13, 2020, 10:49:07 PM

I was looking for something but found this instead.

Apparently he's got a piano teaching youtube channel, but this is my impression of him now. 

...And it didn't get any better wandering into the next video from him.



Here it is.  Haha.  ;D

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Post by: j_tour on October 14, 2020, 01:36:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2020, 10:08:43 PM

They say high intensity piano playing can burn the same amount of calories per hour... I prefer that alternative.

I prefer enacting scenes from Deliverance with hand puppets.  With the curtains closed.  Who gets to play Ned Beatty's role?

It can vary from performance to performance, which makes it very exciting.

It consumes a certain amount of calories. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2020, 12:32:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 13, 2020, 10:49:07 PM

I was looking for something but found this instead.

Apparently he's got a piano teaching youtube channel, but this is my impression of him now. 

Yeah, unfortunately he's not very good. Here, he's 'attempting' to play a Chopin Etude...

Problem is, it's INCREDIBLY BAD!!!

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Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2020, 01:11:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2020, 12:32:17 PM

Problem is, it's INCREDIBLY BAD!!!

I think it's better than swallowing a bug.

I swallowed a bug.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2020, 04:45:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 16, 2020, 01:11:16 AM

I think it's better than swallowing a bug.

I swallowed a bug.

Think of it as extra protein. I mean, they do say that at one point people will be eating bugs... but I refuse to do that unless all the chicken, beef and fish in the world are extinct...

...and even then will refuse to do it.

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Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2020, 02:24:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2020, 04:45:36 AM

Think of it as extra protein. I mean, they do say that at one point people will be eating bugs... but I refuse to do that unless all the chicken, beef and fish in the world are extinct...

Some humans subsist entirely on air and liquid protein. 

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Post by: Bob on October 16, 2020, 10:37:39 PM

(https://www.hammernutrition.com/site/images/products/LE_MAIN-1.jpg?resizeid=3&resizeh=600&resizew=600)


I had to check if that was for humans or for cars.  It's for humans.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2020, 12:42:52 AM

Are you sure it's not for some new type of bloody android???

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Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2020, 02:59:41 AM

Very unsatisfying.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2020, 09:57:41 AM

It's like watching Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman while he was doped up...

Sad and tragic...

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Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2020, 11:51:00 AM

Nyet I fyelt so unsetisfyed.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2020, 12:15:03 PM

All I saw was 1980, and stopped caring. I wasn't born then - so it means little to me.

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Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2020, 12:23:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2020, 12:15:03 PM

All I saw was 1980, and stopped caring. I wasn't born then - so it means little to me.

Yeah, I don't care for much things either.  Like, some old lady was teaching this class I was supposed to take and it was about stuff that was like a hundred or a thousand years old, and it totally sucked.  The TA had a rocking bod, though.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2020, 01:50:18 PM

Meh - for me, what helped me survive was the fact that Britney Spears had 'Hit me baby one more time' as a Number 1 while I was in high school.

Only way I survived adolescence... dreaming of her dancing up and down the halls of my high school. A girl like that would easy win Prom Queen erections...

I MEAN erections; nope tried and failed again.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2020, 03:41:27 PM

At least you both have had practice dreaming about things you never will get.... just like winning this thread.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 01:28:58 AM

You dream of winning this thread??? Reality must be a crushing weight against your chest...

Here, let me ease your suffering... you deserve it.

(https://www.pngitem.com/pimgs/m/226-2265921_prize-clipart-participation-ribbon-participation-award-clipart-hd.png)

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Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2020, 03:13:43 AM

I dream nightly of suffocating my enemies while they sleep.  Which is very possible.

And then I win the thread.

I am also a fugitive from a chain gang.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 04:41:41 AM

Yeah, but given we're in different continents and travel is impossible between our 2 countries till about 2022... I have nothing to worry about.

I can sleep soundly.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2020, 06:15:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 01:28:58 AM

You dream of winning this thread???

Bah! This responses is akin to this scenario:

Kid A: You're dumb!!!!
Kid B: I know you are so said you are!!!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 08:25:22 AM

You're just pissed that I turned your insult around to humiliate you.

Moral triumph. In your scenario though, one kid usually gives up and goes away... leading the other kid to admire his victory.

In this case - I'm the one that didn't walk away.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 18, 2020, 09:52:19 AM

The view of this thread from Bob's perspective.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/YPzKwxU.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 10:01:36 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 18, 2020, 09:52:19 AM

The view of this thread from Bob's perspective.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/YPzKwxU.gif)

Ahh... is that what Serbian Martial arts looks like?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2020, 02:01:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 08:25:22 AM

You're just pissed that I turned your insult around to humiliate you.

Oh I was humiliated? I guess I'm taking tests I don't even know I'm taking too ahah. I wasn't being insulting just realistic :)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2020, 08:25:22 AM

In your scenario though, one kid usually gives up and goes away... leading the other kid to admire his victory.

You can't win this thread though, it's a devious trap I've set to enslave you all to immortalize my name on pianostreet.... lol.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 18, 2020, 02:04:48 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 18, 2020, 09:52:19 AM

The view of this thread from Bob's perspective.  ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/YPzKwxU.gif)

The best karate lesson is a spider web to the face.
(https://uk.toluna.com/dpolls_images/2018/05/17/756b7cd4-e5ca-4dfe-ada6-f22f7253e6b3_x365.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2020, 05:37:17 PM

I'm winning this thread just as sure as uncles' day at a worehouse is free of cost.

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Post by: outin on October 18, 2020, 07:28:41 PM

You poor babies...barely out of your diapers...

I was winning before you were even born. So I have a lot more experience. You can't reach me no matter how hard you try  8)

You cannot even imagine how hard it was to win in the 70's without all the cadgets we have now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2020, 09:20:36 PM

Quote from: outin on October 18, 2020, 07:28:41 PM

You poor babies...barely out of your diapers.

contributing to the deliquency of youths is a very serious affair.

Have a Socrates on the rocks.

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Post by: compline on October 19, 2020, 05:17:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 18, 2020, 05:37:17 PM

I'm winning this thread just as sure as uncles' day at a *worehouse* is free of cost.

Worehouse?   Whorehouse? or Warehouse?     

Really J_tour, you are losing it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2020, 09:44:27 AM

Quote from: outin on October 18, 2020, 07:28:41 PM

You cannot even imagine how hard it was to win in the 70's without all the cadgets we have now!

The fact that you are older than I am, means there is a VERY good probability that I will outlive you.

You may be able to cheat others, but you can't cheat death.

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Post by: outin on October 19, 2020, 11:48:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2020, 09:44:27 AM

The fact that you are older than I am, means there is a VERY good probability that I will outlive you.

You may be able to cheat others, but you can't cheat death.

People in my family tend to live long...I am pretty sure I'll outlive the internet in it's present form. Besides, no dangerous spiders or snakes or sealife lurking around here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2020, 12:44:38 PM

Quote from: outin on October 19, 2020, 11:48:12 AM

People in my family tend to live long...I am pretty sure I'll outlive the internet in it's present form. Besides, no dangerous spiders or snakes or sealife lurking around here...

I live on land, and stay away from the beach - so I don't need to worry about snakes or sealife. As for the spiders... I have a slipper and I'm not afraid to use it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 19, 2020, 06:05:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2020, 12:44:38 PM

I live on land, and stay away from the beach - so I don't need to worry about snakes.

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2020, 11:05:31 PM

*Bob puts along slowly and stays on the path, thus winning the thread.*


Everyone else....  ::)  aye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2020, 02:29:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 19, 2020, 06:05:39 PM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Try living near the beach, dugites come into your house. I have a home on the beach front and we have had snakes come into the house a few times over the decades.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2020, 03:28:31 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2020, 02:29:58 AM

Try living near the beach, dugites come into your house. I have a home on the beach front and we have had snakes come into the house a few times over the decades.

That's astonishing.  I never would have guessed many species of snake live on land of varying qualities.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2020, 03:40:48 AM

You may also be astonished that there is a higher propensity to find snakes near beaches in West Australia than anywhere else in our state.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2020, 11:11:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2020, 12:44:38 PM

I live on land, and stay away from the beach - so I don't need to worry about snakes or sealife.

Quote from: j_tour on October 19, 2020, 06:05:39 PM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

I believe Lost just corrected you...

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2020, 03:40:48 AM

You may also be astonished that there is a higher propensity to find snakes near beaches in West Australia than anywhere else in our state.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2020, 12:53:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2020, 11:11:58 AM

I believe Lost just corrected you...

I'm just going to leave that there, so you both can try to *** each other into figuring out where you went wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2020, 02:16:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 20, 2020, 12:53:31 PM

I'm just going to leave that there, so you both can try to *** each other into figuring out where you went wrong.

Maybe I went wrong caring that you are wrong :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2020, 03:43:04 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2020, 02:16:31 PM

Maybe I went wrong caring that you are wrong :P

You're absolutely right.

x~(Sx <-> Lx).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 20, 2020, 10:13:53 PM

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/69422dc9db11fa3831342cb2d7cf439a/7009d2b851056740-dc/s500x750/80e99d3722993273ab6c03776090063b907b9a51.gifv)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2020, 10:54:00 AM

The worst Doctor Who in existence... just awful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 21, 2020, 10:31:30 PM

Whoa... I didn't think he was there long enough.  Always seemed very happy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 22, 2020, 12:42:59 AM

Exactly.  David Thewlis was not only a great Doctor, in his private life, he is an accomplished neurosurgeon and a great contributor to American grassroots activism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2020, 10:09:05 AM

You guys watch Doctor Who???

NERDS!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on October 22, 2020, 03:55:00 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 22, 2020, 09:24:27 PM

Quote from: visitor on October 22, 2020, 03:55:00 PM

＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼)
ƪ(‾.‾“)┐
♪(┌・。・)┌

It is written:  thou shall not summon nerds.

Your punishment will be dire.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 22, 2020, 10:07:18 PM

Well I was trying to find ascii cronenberg pics, but I found this instead.  Strangely ascii cronenberg doesn't get much for search results.  I would have thought by now there would be some kind of ascii representation there, but no.

(https://backtotheworld.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/view-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2020, 04:35:22 AM

Quote from: visitor on October 22, 2020, 03:55:00 PM

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♪(┌・。・)┌

What in the bloody hell is that supposed to be??? Formatting isn't that hard... fonts make a difference.

Quote

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 23, 2020, 05:35:39 PM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/27710799/your-ascii-art-is-bad-and-you-should-feel-bad.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2020, 11:14:52 PM

Good ol' Doctor Zoidberg - the voice of reason.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/56/3d/7e563d3a1f9d3e033b21196ccb09c065.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on October 24, 2020, 09:13:36 AM

I think I should practice my music so that I will be prepared when the inevitable happens...

(https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTc0NDIxMDUzMzc4OTMwMDI0/songs-about-victory-celebration-success-and-winning.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2020, 01:37:01 PM

Quote from: outin on October 24, 2020, 09:13:36 AM

I think I should practice my music so that I will be prepared when the inevitable happens...

Sure... you go ahead, try this one...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2020, 12:41:23 AM

Bathtubs are a revolting, festering pond of moral and physical decay.

That said, I'll do illegal activities if you pay me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2020, 02:12:36 AM

While I understand that they can be a 'festering pond of physical decay', I don't see how detrimental it can be morally...

Do Criminals take baths in prison? Did they take baths beforehand and decide to steal/kill or maim? Is this how we destroy all evil - no baths allowed, only showers???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2020, 03:07:23 AM

Have you ever seen the "movie" Caligula?  No, probably not. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2020, 07:55:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 25, 2020, 03:07:23 AM

Have you ever seen the "movie" Caligula?  No, probably not. 

You could be right... was it produced before colour film was developed???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2020, 03:50:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2020, 07:55:59 AM

You could be right... was it produced before colour film was developed???

I don't know, but I think a viewing of it might have played a role in the conception of some of your peer cohort.

It's a real fistful of dynamite, that movie.

//////////////////

BUT, I think this is more your speed:  something for the younger generation.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2020, 08:49:50 AM

The WIGGLES??? Never seen it, never heard them - don't care.

They look like a bunch of smiley morons. It's like those people you know who always smile, despite the fact that there's usually very little to smile about.

They think happiness is contagious - IT ISN'T!!! Herpes is...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on October 26, 2020, 12:59:28 PM

I don't even like papadums and false jollity, smiley faces like at Christmas  we have to pull crackers and wear a ridiculous hat and pretend we are all having fun .
(https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article17458886.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_Family-wearing-paper-crowns-at-Christmas-dinner.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 26, 2020, 02:33:19 PM

Quote from: compline on October 26, 2020, 12:59:28 PM

false jollity, smiley faces

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2020, 09:59:40 AM

Quote from: compline on October 26, 2020, 12:59:28 PM

I don't even like papadums and false jollity, smiley faces like at Christmas  we have to pull crackers and wear a ridiculous hat and pretend we are all having fun .
(https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article17458886.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_Family-wearing-paper-crowns-at-Christmas-dinner.jpg)

Well, here in Australia we get 7 weeks off of holidays surrounding it - so I bloody well love it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 01:28:00 AM

Well, at least someone has the season of the spirit, or the spirit of the season, or whatever.

Just stop with the meshugene goyim pictures.  I'll carve a bird right up there.  And the whole family too. 

Or, do as I do and  MIDIator App - Now available for Laptops/PC/ Macs  (https://goatse).

Just Midiator them.

Goddamned *** clowns are *** everywhere.

I suggest that "Midiator" become a synonym for debauched, deviant, hardcore sexual acts everywhere.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2020, 10:35:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 01:28:00 AM

Or, do as I do and  MIDIator App - Now available for Laptops/PC/ Macs  (https://goatse).

I don't think anyone in the last 15 years has fallen for that one - nice try though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 11:54:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2020, 10:35:47 AM

I don't think anyone in the last 15 years has fallen for that one - nice try though.

Don't make me bring out the seasonal tunes.

Yeah!  Hit me Midiator me!   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2020, 12:39:04 PM

We need to fill you with the Christmas cheer J_Tour...

That, or you can just get sh*t-brained on egg-nog and prance around the snow naked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 01:29:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2020, 12:39:04 PM

We need to fill you with the Christmas cheer J_Tour...

Yeah, I got two fists and one way to Midiator that.  Midiator me some midiatoring mofomidiatoring midator midator that you midatoring midiatoring midiator. 

And you spelled my name wrong, you midiatoring midator midatoring midiator of a midiator, and I already midiatored it with your midiatoring sister so midiator on that you midiator.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2020, 02:11:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 01:29:25 PM

Yeah, I got two fists and one way to Midiator that.  Midiator me some midiatoring mofomidiatoring midator midator that you midatoring midiatoring midiator. 

And you spelled my name wrong, you midiatoring midator midatoring midiator of a midiator, and I already midiatored it with your midiatoring sister so midiator on that you midiator.

I'm trying to figure out if J_Tour did that on purpose, or if Nils has placed some sort of auto type that censors his message.

It would be funny if it was the latter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 02:12:56 PM

Yeah, well midiator in one hand and midiator in the other and see which piles up faster, you midiatoring midiator of a midiator midiator.

Somehow I don't think my new slang word is going to catch on.

At least there's some discarded putz whose demented, retarded product will be forever linked to Wesley Willis and his music.

Suck my midiator's midiator's midiator!

Ad nauseam!

Nunc lugubre!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2020, 02:33:58 PM

My doctor said go home and get a bunch of rest, so I took a handfull of pills and drank until I passed out.

I'm not kidding you, I tell you this stuff, it's for real! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2020, 10:23:15 AM

I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was a comedian??? Damn. I mean, he was WELL before my time - and I know because Bill Murray looks so youthful there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 29, 2020, 03:42:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2020, 10:23:15 AM

I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was a comedian??? Damn. I mean, he was WELL before my time - and I know because Bill Murray looks so youthful there.

What?  He's the comedianest of comedians!  His younger days when he was working the Borscht Belt and appearing on TV spots is before my time as well, but I don't know what he'd be considered if not a comedian.  He tells jokes, you know.  That's his thing.

Bill Murray:  also a comedian.  He did that execrable remake/adaptation of Razor's Edge, and a few other non-comic roles in movies, but I think his best stuff is thought of as sort of deadpan comedy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 29, 2020, 11:41:07 PM

I knew that.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYQzYs1nSYkRGtW/giphy.gif)

(https://i.gifer.com/6hW2.gif)


How could you not know that?

(https://i.gifer.com/8dTP.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2020, 05:20:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 29, 2020, 11:41:07 PM

I knew that.
How could you not know that?

Easy - I'm not 100 years old.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2020, 03:12:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2020, 05:20:37 AM

Easy - I'm not 100 years old.

But you're too enfeebled to poach crocodiles, and unable to carve kangaroos in the wild.  I was sure you were ancient in years.

That and the rather embarassing urinary incontinence.

Maybe that was somebody else.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2020, 11:17:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 30, 2020, 03:12:15 PM

But you're too enfeebled to poach crocodiles, and unable to carve kangaroos in the wild.  I was sure you were ancient in years.

Yeah - thanks to those bloody conservation bastards - you can't kill any living things over here unless they're tearing your face off - trying to stave of extinction and what not.

It's not for lack of trying.

Quote from: j_tour on October 30, 2020, 03:12:15 PM

That and the rather embarassing urinary incontinence.

Maybe that was somebody else.

That will be Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 30, 2020, 11:43:45 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYHdm6Gab9ALSA8/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 31, 2020, 01:29:51 AM

Taunting Happy Fun Bob? 

<Shakes head slowly>

Tut, tut.  That will never do.  </Shs>

 BTW I still need some kangaroo scrotums.  Cast away that handi-capable walker and cane and fetch me some, boy!

(https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1356789/1584x1056/crop;jpeg_quality=60;progressive.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 31, 2020, 09:24:31 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 01, 2020, 12:36:57 AM

Now, see?

See what you made Bob do?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2020, 02:15:54 AM

What... post SNL clips??? We could do with a good laugh...

...Considering your joke about Kangaroo scrotums got ancient like 90 pages back, and is no longer deemed humorous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 01, 2020, 05:07:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2020, 02:15:54 AM

What... post SNL clips??? We could do with a good laugh...

What?  Kangaroo Jack? 

Where are my scrotes, anyway?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2020, 11:13:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 01, 2020, 05:07:32 AM

Where are my scrotes, anyway?

They're attached to the kangaroos... did you NOT take Biology in high school???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 01, 2020, 03:06:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2020, 11:13:42 AM

They're attached to the kangaroos... did you NOT take Biology in high school???

I'm pretty sure the correct answer is "They're down under!  Now grab yourself a fat sheila and tucker into the bush!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 02, 2020, 12:23:01 AM

*Bob does not understand these weird references.*

(https://i.imgur.com/SAKSUOk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 02, 2020, 06:37:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 02, 2020, 12:23:01 AM

*Bob does not understand these weird references.*

(https://i.imgur.com/SAKSUOk.gif)

Well that's OK.

I don't understand anything at all.

I live in the US and am a yanqui, not a yanker.

It sucks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2020, 10:03:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 02, 2020, 12:23:01 AM

*Bob does not understand these weird references.*
(https://i.imgur.com/SAKSUOk.gif)

Do you know what movie it was you referenced in the above post?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 02, 2020, 06:52:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2020, 10:03:23 AM

Do you know what movie it was you referenced in the above post?

Well, I can't speak for Bob, but it's undoubtedly a publicity still from the gritty documentary film Point Break.

(https://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Point-Break-McGinley.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2020, 12:53:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2020, 10:03:23 AM

Do you know what movie it was you referenced in the above post?

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/879faf442d46bcbfe4368ff078faaba1/tenor.gif)



(https://media4.giphy.com/media/l2SpMDbxk09bYpGPC/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2020, 12:22:36 PM

Well... wouldn't know - never worked in an office cubicle. Sounds HORRIFIC!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2020, 04:55:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2020, 12:22:36 PM

Well... wouldn't know - never worked in an office cubicle. Sounds HORRIFIC!!!

Meh, I worked for a while in an office during college.

It's all right. 

Keep a bottle of booze in your desk, try to get some stuff done, leer at the undergraduate students.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2020, 10:44:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 04, 2020, 04:55:09 AM

leer at the undergraduate students.

And how many times have you been sued for 'Sexual harassment in the workplace'???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2020, 03:04:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2020, 10:44:31 AM

And how many times have you been sued for 'Sexual harassment in the workplace'???

Getting caught is for amateurs. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2020, 10:26:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 04, 2020, 03:04:20 PM

Getting caught is for amateurs. 

I wouldn't say that - Harvey Weinstein got caught...

...hell, Kevin Spacey was outed as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2020, 03:15:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2020, 10:26:04 AM

I wouldn't say that - Harvey Weinstein got caught...

...hell, Kevin Spacey was outed as well.

Kaiser Soze my ass.  Total amateurs.

Plausible deniability.

That's what it's all about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2020, 08:44:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 05, 2020, 03:15:53 PM

Kaiser Soze my ass.  Total amateurs.

There was no Kaiser Soze - he's a myth!!! GEEZ, did you take nothing from that movie?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 06, 2020, 03:52:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2020, 08:44:49 AM

There was no Kaiser Soze - he's a myth!!! GEEZ, did you take nothing from that movie?

They made a movie about that guy? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2020, 11:30:26 PM

Yeah... just like 'Unhinged' was meant to be a documentary about some bloke who lost the plot and went mental, but in reality that's how all Australians normally drive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 07, 2020, 02:37:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2020, 11:30:26 PM

Yeah... just like 'Unhinged' was meant to be a documentary about some bloke who lost the plot and went mental, but in reality that's how all Australians normally drive.

Goddammit, they stole my story!  I was the original "mentally unstable man" who accosts bad drivers at random.  Preferably while half-drunk and "pleasing the master," if you know what I mean.

Choking the turkey neck.

Driving while flying high.

On a surfboard.

Buck naked.

Righetous dude.

Big Wednesday.

And, no, the version you're thinking of is Crocodile Dundee II, a role which was made for Paul Hogan and his big shoes.  One of America's greatest politicians, and a great humanitarian (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Busey).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2020, 07:41:42 AM

Bloody hell - does your reference of movies go any later than 1970??? Would be nice to talk about a movie that was made in the last 70 years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 07, 2020, 04:57:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2020, 07:41:42 AM

Bloody hell - does your reference of movies go any later than 1970??? Would be nice to talk about a movie that was made in the last 70 years.

Pretty sure Big Wednesday and Crocodile Dundee II qualify as exemplary titles that reflect what the kids these days are watching.

And Manos:  Hands of Fate is a classic every film student reveres.  Spoiler:  Torgo is the sled Manos had as a child! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2020, 08:34:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 07, 2020, 04:57:58 PM

Pretty sure Big Wednesday and Crocodile Dundee II qualify as exemplary titles that reflect what the kids these days are watching.

Yeah - back in the 80's maybe. Hell, I wasn't even at pre-school yet when Crocodile Dundee aired. You really have trouble relating to the younger generation, don't you J_Tour?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2020, 06:40:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2020, 08:34:06 AM

Hell, I wasn't even at pre-school yet when Crocodile Dundee aired.

And, yet that doesn't prevent you from libelling the name of one of the greatest actors and philanthropists of all time, Paul Hogan.

He has done more than any single person in history to establish and preserve pan-Pacific international relations.

And a greater comic genius than Jerry Lewis, Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, and Buster Keaton combined.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2020, 09:01:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2020, 11:30:26 PM

Yeah... just like 'Unhinged' was meant to be a documentary about some bloke who lost the plot and went mental, but in reality that's how all Australians normally drive.

I saw Unhinged recently.  If you haven't seen it, you're not missing anything.  It's like a bad low budget horror movie.  You can figure out the whole plot just from the idea of the movie.  Yep, that's it.  That's everything.  What you just pictured is the whole movie.  Plus, some of it is unintentionally funny or just doesn't make sense and distracts.  If Crowe wasn't in it, it would probably like a straight to DVD type of movie.  It's getting down there with Leprechaun or something like that where it's nice to be aware of it if there's any future movie quote or meme reference. 

I googled a bit, and it doesn't sound like it's a fat suit.  If Russell Crowe bulked up to something like 300 pounds for that movie, it definitely wasn't worth it.

Yep, that's him.  He's going to end up being an early celebrity death due to weight.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/12/04/34276224-8829827-image-m-7_1602474418863.jpg)


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8829827/Russell-Crowe-looks-worlds-away-Gladiator-days-20-years-on.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2020, 10:26:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2020, 09:01:55 PM

I googled a bit, and it doesn't sound like it's a fat suit.  If Russell Crowe bulked up to something like 300 pounds for that movie, it definitely wasn't worth it.

That's definitely Chief-Cheeto-Eater weight.  I don't think he's that tall a guy, either.

Wonder if he can still fight? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2020, 11:15:22 PM

With that and the fact the character died, I don't quite see a return there for Gladiator 2 if that happens.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2020, 11:21:18 PM

....said Bob.  ::)

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/635/1260585284155_copy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2020, 09:10:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 08, 2020, 06:40:28 PM

And, yet that doesn't prevent you from libelling the name of one of the greatest actors and philanthropists of all time, Paul Hogan.

Any celebrity who makes millions, yet cheats on his taxes is in my book... A wanker.

No sympathy for him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 10, 2020, 01:49:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2020, 09:10:51 AM

Any celebrity who makes millions, yet cheats on his taxes is in my book... A wanker.

He did have a significant role in the final devastation of the North American bison, and he was certainly known to embellish his tales — or at least was content to have his story embellished by others — but a generation of schoolchildren were led by his exploits to discover for themselves the history of the civilization of the Western United States.

He was a great American, despite some significant flaws. 

One of the greatest.

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2020, 11:21:18 PM

(https://https:/ / i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/635/1260585284155_copy. jpg)

Whoever drew that comic is a joker:  it's my idea to eat Cheetos from a bowl.  But not with a spoon.  Chopsticks.  Or a spoon. 

And, about that "movie" Unhinged.

Well, it's starting to look slightly better than Birdemic.  Until I see that turd Jimmi Simpson's character appear in the movie, I will continue to watch it.

It could be an iheritor to the bold lance that the classic Death Race 2000 first shewed.

He was the New Zealander midiator who midiatored the midiatoring great American actress Melanie Lynskey.  A complete midiatoring midiator.

Actually, on revision:  Jimmi Simpson that midiator has a tiny role in the film, and whatsisface, Crowe, is indeed big and imposing.  Kind of a John Goodman type character.  Very righteous character.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2020, 08:35:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 10, 2020, 01:49:02 AM

He was the New Zealander midiator who midiatored the midiatoring great American actress Melanie Lynskey.  A complete midiatoring midiator.

Nice Alliteration...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 10, 2020, 06:27:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2020, 08:35:07 AM

Nice Alliteration...

OK, Speak-n-Spell.  Midiator-n-Midiator.

Do you want to see my app?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2020, 10:13:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 10, 2020, 06:27:29 PM

Do you want to see my app?

That sounds so much like a euphemism... so I'm going to say...

...NO!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 12:01:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2020, 10:13:05 PM

That sounds so much like a euphemism... so I'm going to say...

[size=108pt]...NO!!![/size]

Well that's just wrong.

For it is written, that "When you listen to stereo speakers, you always hear both channels with your two ears," in the epistle of Balaam to Sanford the Younger, Chapter I, Verse 23.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 02:01:09 AM

Should have renamed this thread "schizophrenia ramblings". ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 02:01:09 AM

Should have renamed this thread "schizophrenia ramblings". ;D

Hi, I have not been a piano much very but am a prodigy who is interested to very much playing the Ab song from Bach's wonderful Well-Tempered Clavier Book 2.

What, in your opinion, are the, as you admit, very much difficult, like a song, various qualities as to how much I should learn.

Should I learn the tempo first, and then the notes fast together?
Which of the records are the most noteworthy?
Master players who know how, can you please link me to your records?
How did I know if I play it right?
What if teacher does not approve and makes me do a different?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 04:12:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

....am a prodigy .....

WOW!!!

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

....how much I should learn.

Stop learning and become learning.

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

Should I learn the tempo first, and then the notes fast together?

Play fast and slow at the same time simultaneously.

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

Which of the records are the most noteworthy?

Your own of course there is no better.

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

Master players who know how, can you please link me to your records?

You need to buy some more mirrors!!!

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

How did I know if I play it right?

Simply ask yourself.

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 02:40:35 AM

What if teacher does not approve and makes me do a different?

You tell them to go back to lessons with you so they can learn to teach correctly.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrg!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 05:04:11 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 04:12:38 AM

WOW!!!
Stop learning and become learning.
Play fast and slow at the same time simultaneously.
Your own of course there is no better.
You need to buy some more mirrors!!!
Simply ask yourself.
You tell them to go back to lessons with you so they can learn to teach correctly.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrg!

Yes, but I am also a prodigy because of how my teacher said it was good, and so I want to know how it is that I can play even better and also start to do concerts.

Is it bad to do concerts if you're a prodigy, even if your teacher says it's OK?

And if it's OK, which pieces should I perform out of Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Liszt and others?

I know this question has been asked a lot, sorry, but I just want to know because my teacher says it's OK.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 05:26:37 AM

You need to ditch your teacher and start self learning. Study during concerts as you will get it done in public much better and get paid!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 05:38:08 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 05:26:37 AM

You need to ditch your teacher and start self learning. Study during concerts as you will get it done in public much better and get paid!

Yes but since I already am playing grade 10+, should I start teaching my lessons now, or make more money as a concert pianist?

Also, can I make a concert even though I don't like Bach and others than romantic pieces on the piano such as classical and singing music?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 06:03:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 05:38:08 AM

Yes but since I already am playing grade 10+, should I start teaching my lessons now, or make more money as a concert pianist?

Don't bother about money just start a gofundme and people will pay you so you can push the limits of what is possible on the piano. Grade 10?! BAH!!! You soon will be beyond grade levels and create your own whole level which only you and a few other prodigies and maybe some savants will be able to manage leaving every other lesser mortal utterly amazed! It will also sound so good that it will intoxicate a large volume of people who will try to play it but will never achieve it. Once that occurs then you may start your teaching business and offer false hope for those pathetic creatures! Think billions of $!!

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 05:38:08 AM

Also, can I make a concert even though I don't like Bach and others than romantic pieces on the piano such as classical and singing music?

You are thinking far too small for a prodigy, you need to ensure that you can change the national anthem of all countries to something you have composed. It will not be difficult to encourage them since your skills are beyond belief! You need to embrace songs, pieces are a dying fashion.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 06:11:56 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 11, 2020, 06:03:25 AM

You are thinking far too small for a prodigy, you need to ensure that you can change the national anthem of all countries to something you have composed.

But I am having difficulty because to be teaching can one hold the certificate and also perform as a concert pianist at the same time?

Also, how do I get students?  And also about how bad my rhythm and ear training is.  I think there is an app for that but I have not seemed to find that midiator is good for my needs.

And should I learn baroque and classical before my giving concerts?  I'm already grade 10+ playing romantic repertoire, including Alkan and Chopin and others of the romantic composers, so I am not afraid but I have only ten challenge on my finger every day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2020, 02:03:32 PM

You work for 12 hours, and you come back to this...

This place really falls apart without me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 10:16:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2020, 02:03:32 PM

This place really falls apart without me.

Does it?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2020, 08:34:06 AM

You really have trouble relating to the younger generation, don't you J_Tour?

Sure.  They're a great bunch of ambitious little clusters of soil.  Truly, the greatest generation.  Gen X has much to learn from them. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2020, 10:24:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2020, 02:03:32 PM

This place really falls apart without me.

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2020, 10:16:58 PM

Does it?

Yes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 13, 2020, 12:25:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2020, 10:24:41 AM

Yes.

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 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2020, 01:17:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2020, 12:25:26 AM

::)

Bob, you're kind of a funny guy, aren't you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2020, 10:08:30 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 13, 2020, 12:25:26 AM

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And what's that meant to be? A shocking reminder of how bad 1970's hairstyles were?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2020, 10:53:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2020, 10:08:30 AM

And what's that meant to be? A shocking reminder of how bad 1970's hairstyles were?

I'm going with a cult leader of Nordic extraction.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2020, 11:19:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 13, 2020, 10:53:35 PM

I'm going with a cult leader of Nordic extraction.

Meh - I don't think so. Cult leaders are usually suave, elegant looking people...

He looks like someone with a mild ice addiction.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 14, 2020, 12:13:03 AM

You need to become enlightening.   ::)


https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yes-chad

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 14, 2020, 12:33:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2020, 11:19:51 PM

Cult leaders are usually suave, elegant looking people...

Hey!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2020, 11:19:51 PM

He looks like someone with a mild ice addiction.

That could be.

But observe what appears to be a caftan or a monk's cowl worn by the specimen.

That's definitely the thing to wear when performing ritual human sacrifice.

I've heard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2020, 03:54:32 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 14, 2020, 12:13:03 AM

You need to become enlightening.   ::)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yes-chad

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 15, 2020, 12:03:55 AM

I got lost looking for a reply, but I ended up here.   ::)


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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 15, 2020, 12:42:59 AM

You just reply like this and everyone before you simply loses! Easy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2020, 02:50:29 AM

You forget that I am the only one who has a post timestamped billions of years into the future.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

You all lose in the long run. I AM... the inevitable winner. No matter how many times you re-post, you ALL KNOW that it can't beat my post. Even when this thread is locked, there will be evidence with my post being timestamped 2,000,000,000 years into the future.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2020, 02:24:26 AM

I just checked with my teacher who is doctor of music having played a bunch and she says it is OK that I win but for your own information which of Chopin and Rachmaninoff should I play first and also do I need to do baroque and classical as well even though only romantic is for me doing 8+ level at Chopin and which Rachmaninoff should I start with because of how I asked who won the thread to my teacher and she said me and so which is better for giving first professional concert?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2020, 08:17:54 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 15, 2020, 12:03:55 AM

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Why did you take a picture without my permission of my personal companion which is also holding a cup of coffee?

I don't like the classical music but do you think I can still play a concert just playing Chopin? 

Or do I have to learn classical and baroque first?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2020, 11:03:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 16, 2020, 02:24:26 AM

I just checked with my teacher who is doctor of music having played a bunch and she says it is OK that I win but for your own information which of Chopin and Rachmaninoff should I play first and also do I need to do baroque and classical as well even though only romantic is for me doing 8+ level at Chopin and which Rachmaninoff should I start with because of how I asked who won the thread to my teacher and she said me and so which is better for giving first professional concert?

I don't even know what that's supposed to say. If your teacher told you, you should win then you can't trust her seeing as you're paying her. She'll say anything as long as you cough up the cash.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2020, 11:54:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2020, 11:03:05 PM

I don't even know what that's supposed to say. If your teacher told you, you should win then you can't trust her seeing as you're paying her. She'll say anything as long as you cough up the cash.

But I also said that since I playing concert should make only romantic or also do they make me do classical and baroque?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2020, 08:33:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 16, 2020, 11:54:26 PM

But I also said that since I playing concert should make only romantic or also do they make me do classical and baroque?

I don't usually post Cat pictures, but for once you deserve it.

(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/1578296576/hB2C4711B/you-suck-at-english-and-fail-at-life-you-tragic-mess.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2020, 11:22:45 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 18, 2020, 03:00:01 AM

Some folks call it a sling blade, but I call it a kaiser blade.  Mmmm hmmm.

Sure do like them french fried pertotoes.

Mmmm.  Bob!  You're a chef nonpareil!  It's what's for dinner!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 18, 2020, 05:10:31 AM

It is vital for  buy email database companies to identify how many times an individual needs to market before conducting a campaign or getting feedback.

My corporation leader or director asks me to have played a baroque and a classical, but even though I am grade ten to be playing Chopin and Rachmaninoff, do have please have suggestion that if Chopin or Rachmaninoff also wrote baroque and classical so that I can play for concerts as well as teaching piano, since I am at grade two but can play all of advanced romantic songs on piano.

Also, I have heard that playing the Schumann is not as much romantic as Chopin and Alkan, but should I play on his musics as well so that I can make a good score having during my concerts?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 18, 2020, 09:33:55 AM

Yeah.   ::)   *Bob has no idea what direction the thread is going in now.*

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 18, 2020, 11:57:32 AM

We are twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 18, 2020, 04:18:11 PM

Which musician are you?

(https://width=375 height=600]https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=14863;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2020, 01:48:22 PM

Quote from: compline on November 18, 2020, 04:18:11 PM

(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=14863;image)

Compline, you are WAY out of your league here. Leave this to the big boys.

Which is me, and only me. I let J_Tour win from time to time so he isn't completely crushed in defeat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 19, 2020, 03:35:10 PM

.....................

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 19, 2020, 03:41:27 PM

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Not sure if this image is showing up properly . So I posted it once  more.  Which musician are you?

Don't worry, P-P,  I am not afraid of big boys, they are usually all mouth and no action? 
 You may only boast if you are a surgeon or a consultant, those are they kind of 'big boys', I am used to working along side.   

 :D.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 19, 2020, 07:39:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2020, 01:48:22 PM

J_Tour win from time to time so he isn't completely crushed in defeat.

Wesley Willis, noted lyricist, doesn't get crushed:  he does the crushing.

Just like his mentor, Fats Waller.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2020, 05:34:03 AM

Quote from: compline on November 19, 2020, 03:41:27 PM

You may only boast if you are a consultant

Good to know... I feel more than fully qualified then. Almost over-qualified to be really honest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 20, 2020, 09:54:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2020, 05:34:03 AM

Good to know... I feel more than fully qualified then. Almost over-qualified to be really honest.

I'd agree:  I bet you're excellent at crafting mines with pokemons.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2020, 11:18:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 20, 2020, 09:54:58 AM

I'd agree:  I bet you're excellent at crafting mines with pokemons.

The PLURAL of Pokemon is Pokemon... JEEZ, get it right.

And it's actually spelt Pokémon.

That's just disappointing J_Tour, hang your head in shame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2020, 02:40:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2020, 11:18:51 PM

That's just disappointing J_Tour, hang your head in shame.

When I'm wearing kimono, the robe is always open.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2020, 06:02:21 AM

I said hang your head...

Not hang your (erm... for lack of a more polite word on the forum) dingle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2020, 07:00:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2020, 06:02:21 AM

Not hang your (erm... for lack of a more polite word on the forum) dingle.

Stop gender-biasing me!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2020, 03:21:07 PM

I'm not gender-biasing you...

I'm gender-assuming you... there's a difference.

I have ignorance on my side, not condemnation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2020, 10:02:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2020, 03:21:07 PM

I have ignorance on my side.

Just like Wesley Willis!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2020, 03:23:07 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 22, 2020, 04:56:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2020, 03:23:07 AM

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A fresh corpse!

You always give the best gifts!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 22, 2020, 06:26:59 AM

Now gentlemen, have some forum decorum! 

Men nowadays don't raise their hats to ladies in respect, but just raise their eyebrows  with a lusty leer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2020, 01:47:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 22, 2020, 04:56:21 AM

A fresh corpse!

You always give the best gifts!

It's only fresh if you kill it first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 22, 2020, 04:33:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2020, 01:47:15 PM

It's only fresh if you kill it first.

Well you can wrap it in plastic.  Just try to avoid making too many incisions to ensure freshness before use.

Just like a gentleman.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2020, 09:42:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 22, 2020, 04:33:20 PM

Well you can wrap it in plastic.  Just try to avoid making too many incisions to ensure freshness before use.

Hell no. I ain't doing your work for you. You gotta be a man and grow up at some point.

It's up to you to make your first kill.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 23, 2020, 04:05:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2020, 09:42:26 AM

Hell no. I ain't doing your work for you. You gotta be a man and grow up at some point.

It's up to you to make your first kill.

You, sir, are no gentleman! 

I bet you don't even tip your fedora to the ladies or assist them with their chairs before dining.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2020, 10:10:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 23, 2020, 04:05:59 PM

I bet you don't even tip your fedora to the ladies or assist them with their chairs before dining.

Hey... you have stepped too far. While I would always tip my fedora and assist with the pushing of chairs into tables, I don't see how my not willing to kill your victims is any failure on my part.

You've mistaken my Chivalry for your laziness. Now, sharpen your sword and get out there, you'll only learn if you do things for yourself. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 24, 2020, 11:49:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2020, 10:10:45 AM

Hey... you have stepped too far. While I would always tip my fedora and assist with the pushing of chairs into tables, I don't see how my not willing to kill your victims is any failure on my part.

You've mistaken my Chivalry for your laziness. Now, sharpen your sword and get out there, you'll only learn if you do things for yourself.

I was giving helpful advice, you whelp!

If you wish to preserve the flesh, various plastic materials may help.

But, since you have not the patience, and I know, I advised you to not make many incisions before  having sealed the corpse.

Jeez, it's like you don't even know how to put the lotion on its skin!

It's as simple as learning key signat....oh....wait....there are minor keys too?  Should I make flash cards?

Just like a pom, has no roo scrotes with which to woo the genteel ladies of taste and breeding.  Tsk. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2020, 02:13:41 PM

J_Tour - I have almost 5 times as many posts as you, so if you think you're going to beat me; then you are deeply mistaken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2020, 01:56:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2020, 02:13:41 PM

J_Tour - I have almost 5 times as many posts as you, so if you think you're going to beat me; then you are deeply mistaken.

Simmer down, little man. 

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 25, 2020, 04:58:58 AM

You must be tired  pianists in here , left on the shelf to twiddle your thumbs and make incoherent mutterings in your advanced senility,  past your sell by dates!

It must make your depression worse with the thought of four years with Biden, and now he has appointed  a deeply corrupt  cabinet , I  never  thought I'd live to see the return of  that twisted creature of a man again such as John Kerry!  Now America is truly sunk to the nuts! 
Just like Putin said, America can no longer  boast of being a  super power  :'(

RIP America! :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2020, 08:48:57 AM

Quote from: compline on November 25, 2020, 04:58:58 AM

You must be tired  pianists in here [...] It must make your depression worse with the thought of four years with Biden, and now he has appointed  a deeply corrupt  cabinet , I  never  thought I'd live to see the return of  that twisted creature of a man again such as John Kerry!  Now America is truly sunk to the nuts! 
Just like Putin said, America can no longer  boast of being a  super power  :'(

RIP America! :'(

Yeah - that doesn't apply to me. I don't live in America. But seriously... you'd rather Trump in office than Biden? He CAN'T be any more corrupt than Trump.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 25, 2020, 09:45:07 AM

No not necessarily Trump, but I much prefer the  Republicans than the Democ'rats. They are globalists and warmongers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2020, 11:53:32 AM

It's the very ancient question.

Does one use the hammer, or the impermeable plastic sleeve?  Both, probably.

What would Paul Hogan do? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on November 25, 2020, 05:27:59 PM

Quote from: compline on November 25, 2020, 09:45:07 AM

They are globalists and warmongers.

It's a bit hard to see how those two curse words actually go together...

But I will win as always :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2020, 06:48:35 PM

Quote from: outin on November 25, 2020, 05:27:59 PM

It's a bit hard to see how those two curse words actually go together...

But I will win as always :)

You win nothing, you!

You're just jealous that your country doesn't have as virile and powerful leader as the US does at the moment.

Oh.   That's sort of the equivalent of saying, "Well, I don't have a hammer coated in blood, hair, and skin fragments under my bed right now."

Well, you still don't win!

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2020, 09:18:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 25, 2020, 06:48:35 PM

You're just jealous that your country doesn't have as virile [... a] leader as the US does at the moment.

You spelt 'vile' wrong. Very common mistake to make.

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Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2020, 09:57:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2020, 09:18:23 AM

You spelt 'vile' wrong. Very common mistake to make.

That was implied.  I will midiator you!  [/JoeBesser]

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2020, 02:16:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 26, 2020, 09:57:27 AM

That was implied.

Yeah... Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet. You should know that.

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Post by: compline on November 26, 2020, 06:13:38 PM

Quote from: outin on November 25, 2020, 05:27:59 PM

It's a bit hard to see how those two curse words actually go together...

But I will win as always :)

Ok, OUtin, I hope this helps.
In general terms  the globalists propose a vision of the world which is totally at odds with what might be called the view of ordinary people.
For the globalists, what matters is power, and given that they have more money than anybody else, with the ridiculous concentrations of wealth in the hands of quite literally a few dozen people. They also have overwhelming political power to impose their will on everyone else.  The global elite are effectively beyond the rule of law and this is because they are so powerful , they get to make their own rules and the political class in the U.S. and Europe has largely been corrupted by them. The function of government is of course to protect the people from tyranny, but they are manifestly failing to do this. So you can say from the evidence we have a global elite at war with everyone else.
There is also a particular sense, without getting too political here in which the globalists are also warmongers, because their goal is to subjugate Russia which has been an aim since the 1990's .   
It is true that President Trump has tried to block this, but again there is no question in my mind that if the other side get in , Russia will be high on the hit list and we will be entering a very dangerous period indeed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2020, 07:22:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2020, 02:16:39 PM

Yeah... Sarcasm doesn't come across well on the internet. You should know that.

Stop trying to subjugate Russia!  Damn left-wing élitist bastard!

/s

But have you tried the new Midiator app yet?  It's great, and totally does not have suspect code handwritten in Intel x64 assembly in it!  I love it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2020, 09:05:39 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/LPf3apwI9qLOwMxuFc/giphy.gif)

*Bob wonders how old that movie is now.... but doesn't want to know.*

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Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2020, 09:30:26 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 26, 2020, 09:05:39 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/LPf3apwI9qLOwMxuFc/giphy.gif)

*Bob wonders how old that movie is now.... but doesn't want to know.*

There are some signs of dementia, or perhaps misplaced enthusiasm, in this thread.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Now, see, you blow into the big end of the horn, isn't that right, Jeannie?  Yeah.  Come along, Jerry, there's some ladies over here I'd like you to meet.

(https://i.ibb.co/LSSZk81/366587-poster-l.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2020, 06:08:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 26, 2020, 09:05:39 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/LPf3apwI9qLOwMxuFc/giphy.gif)

Funny - I saw that image being posted multiple times in reference to Trump supporters.

25 years old Bob... is the answer to your question

...you old Bastard!!!

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Post by: Bob on November 27, 2020, 10:41:39 AM

https://i.gifer.com/242.mp4

"25 years..."

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Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 11:45:38 AM

You people are such children.

Here's how you do it.  99 Years, such a long, long, long time.

Also, have any of you tried the new Midiator?  It's a wonderful product, and once I have the correct contacts a number of our sales associates should be canvassing a street near you in order to give you a chance to examine this magnificent opportunity.

Remember:  if you don't midiate, I don't midiate!  And Janet down the street doesn't midiator (https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=67035.msg703933#msg703933) at all.  But she could!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2020, 02:48:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 11:45:38 AM

Remember:  if you don't midiate, I don't midiate!  And Janet down the street doesn't midiator (https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=67035.msg703933#msg703933) at all.  But she could!

I Midiate all the time...

[I presume Midiate is the new colloquialism for...]

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Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 02:56:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2020, 02:48:01 PM

I Midiate all the time...

Well, you're just a young boy:  I presume you midiator many times a day!

It's perfectly natural and normal.

But you better watch it, buddy!  The law is coming down hard on people who disparage the midiatoring.

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Post by: outin on November 27, 2020, 03:26:03 PM

Quote from: compline on November 26, 2020, 06:13:38 PM

Ok, OUtin, I hope this helps.

Well, we all have our beliefs...however delusional...

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Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 04:45:31 PM

Quote from: outin on November 27, 2020, 03:26:03 PM

Well, we all have our beliefs...however delusional...

Hercule Poirot does not have these beliefs.  Instead he has the little grey cells, and which indicate certainty, and not to have with beliefs in such matters as you have these peoples to make beliefs with.

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Post by: Bob on November 27, 2020, 08:38:38 PM

Here.  Get delusional with this.   :P ::)

(https://i.redd.it/p11nc4d73s161.gif)

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Post by: compline on November 27, 2020, 09:42:47 PM

Quote from: outin on November 27, 2020, 03:26:03 PM

Well, we all have our beliefs...however delusional...

There is nothing as delusional as being in denial of the truth.     :-\

Just saying. 

Love Piano Street, oh wait , no no, I'm being delusional, oh wait, no,  Yes I do love piano street. Or maybe, do I,  yes, yes  of course I do..   ;D

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Post by: compline on November 27, 2020, 09:51:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 04:45:31 PM

Hercule Poirot does not have these beliefs.  Instead he has the little grey cells, and which indicate certainty, and not to have with beliefs in such matters as you have these peoples to make beliefs with.

Mmm, curious.  How did you know  Hercule Poirot was my favourite detective ?   

 :o

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Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 10:16:08 PM

Quote from: compline on November 27, 2020, 09:51:36 PM

Mmm, curious.  How did you know  Hercule Poirot was my favourite detective ?   

 :o

But Monsieur Poirot did not, in fact, know of this trait of yours.  However, does it not seem reasonable that all persons of correct disposition, and perhaps incorrect, should have become admirers of the Hercule Poirot and his little grey cells?

Does your username come from the vesperal Latin rite tradition of compline, or is that a coïncidence?  If so, I find that curious and indeed approve.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 27, 2020, 10:32:59 PM

Quote from: compline on November 27, 2020, 09:51:36 PM

Mmm, curious.  How did you know  Hercule Poirot was my favourite detective ?   

 :o

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a0b8434d4ac65ed0cf2366c452b75862/tenor.gif?itemid=7777365)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2020, 11:25:38 PM

Quote from: compline on November 27, 2020, 09:42:47 PM

There is nothing as delusional as being in denial of the truth.     :-\

I know - but so many people cling onto the fact that they think they will beat me in this thread...

You have to give them something to hold on to in life - to give them hope.

It's only at the ABSOLUTE end that you crush them into a fine paste and laugh at your victory.

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Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 11:55:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2020, 11:25:38 PM

I know - but so many people cling onto the fact that they think they will beat me in this thread...

You have to give them something to hold on to in life - to give them hope.

It's only at the ABSOLUTE end that you crush them into a fine paste and laugh at your victory.

Step away from the beer and leave the kangaroos alone for now.

You're talking all crazy talk, man!

My savage bloodlust ensures my victory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2020, 03:31:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 11:55:36 PM

Step away from the beer and leave the kangaroos alone for now.

Yeah, it's illegal to shoot kangaroos, you realise. And I've moved on from beer - I'm now onto Gin and Tonics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:14:03 AM

Does your username come from the vesperal Latin rite tradition of compline, or is that a coïncidence?  If so, I find that curious and indeed approve.
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Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:16:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 27, 2020, 10:16:08 PM

But Monsieur Poirot did not, in fact, know of this trait of yours.  However, does it not seem reasonable that all persons of correct disposition, and perhaps incorrect, should have become admirers of the Hercule Poirot and his little grey cells?

Does your username come from the vesperal Latin rite tradition of compline, or is that a coïncidence?  If so, I find that curious and indeed approve.

Mmmm,  8) is this some kind of a  veiled message to say that you are of the Catholic persuasion? If so , some of your posts are  positively demonic!    ;D

 Yes, The English word compline, is derived from the Latin completorium, as compline is the completion of the working day.   The final prayers of he day etc. 

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Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:24:54 AM

Compline.....

Not to be confused with the nutritional drink .   ;D


(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=14874;image)

Complan.  Don't know what happened to the image.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:32:45 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 27, 2020, 10:32:59 PM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a0b8434d4ac65ed0cf2366c452b75862/tenor.gif?itemid=7777365)

He's crap!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2020, 03:33:35 PM

Quote from: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:32:45 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/a0b8434d4ac65ed0cf2366c452b75862/tenor.gif?itemid=7777365)
He's crap!

He's also... fictional - hate to break it to you.

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Post by: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 04:53:01 PM

Quote from: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:16:25 AM

Is this some kind of a  veiled message to say that you are of the Catholic persuasion? If so , some of your posts are  positively demonic!    ;D

Thanks for the clarification:  it took me a moment to make the connection, but it's been a while since I've heard that term.

Not particularly veiled:  I'm a practicing Catholic, Roman Rite, I'm just a very bad Catholic.  What with the atheism, and the being a complete ass sometimes. 

I do get some pleasure out of reciting the Latin rosary "prayers," (although I can't remember the Versicle and Response to the Salve Regina, just the main part, and never include the non-canonical [long] St. Joseph at the end) and assisting in the mass using the traditional universal language (under my breath, so as not to distract others). 

I don't receive the eucharist, typically, since I'm usually not well-disposed without observing the sacrament of reconciliation to remark the masses I've missed, and some of the wicked thoughts I frequently have.

Let's call it more of a hobby on my part, as well as an intellectual source of interest, particularly among the neo-Thomists and phenomenologists who investigate the linguistic and intentional structure of incarnation and other of the "mysteries."  And, with the CV-19, it would be imprudent, IMHO, to assist in weekly masses and holy days of obligation at the moment.

That was a bit TMI, but you asked, anyway!

;D

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Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:30:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2020, 03:33:35 PM

He's also... fictional - hate to break it to you.

I was referring to Benedict Cumbercrap  as a Rubbish actor! 
I really loathe the guy.

Everyone knows that Hercule Poirot is an Agatha Christie  creation.  A stroke of genius on her part, I must  add.

I am a Shakespeare fan too ,  he is definitely not fictional, I live in Shakespeare county and visited all his houses, attended  plays and lectures. 

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Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:44:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 04:53:01 PM

Thanks for the clarification:  it took me a moment to make the connection, but it's been a while since I've heard that term.

Not particularly veiled:  I'm a practicing Catholic, Roman Rite, I'm just a very bad Catholic.  What with the atheism, and the being a complete ass sometimes. 

I do get some pleasure out of reciting the Latin rosary "prayers," (although I can't remember the Versicle and Response to the Salve Regina, just the main part, and never include the non-canonical [long] St. Joseph at the end) and assisting in the mass using the traditional universal language (under my breath, so as not to distract others). 

I don't receive the eucharist, typically, since I'm usually not well-disposed without observing the sacrament of reconciliation to remark the masses I've missed, and some of the wicked thoughts I frequently have.

Let's call it more of a hobby on my part, as well as an intellectual source of interest, particularly among the neo-Thomists and phenomenologists who investigate the linguistic and intentional structure of incarnation and other of the "mysteries."  And, with the CV-19, it would be imprudent, IMHO, to assist in weekly masses and holy days of obligation at the moment.

That was a bit TMI, but you asked, anyway!

;D

Well now, its confession time,  I'm also a struggling  Catholic.  I love the TLM, when I can get to one,  but attend  Novus Ordo which is nearest to me, unless I travel  about 30 miles for a TLM.   
By the way, what is TMI ?









 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 05:46:51 PM

Quote from: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:30:19 PM

I was referring to Benedict Cumbercrap  as a Rubbish actor! 
I really loathe the guy.

Oh, he's not always that bad.  He did a few movies that were OK.  But, to each his or her own.  He is handicapable by virtue of being British, but it's difficult to hold an accident of birth against him.

Quote

Everyone knows that Hercule Poirot is an Agatha Christie  creation.  A stroke of genius on her part, I must  add.

Indeed!  And he's as real as Santa Claus or Hamlet or whoever!

Quote from: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:44:54 PM

By the way, what is TMI ?

Just means "Too much information," referring to my prolixity.

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Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:51:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 05:46:51 PM

Oh, he's not always that bad.  He did a few movies that were OK.  But, to each his or her own.  He is handicapable by virtue of being British, but it's difficult to hold an accident of birth against him.

Indeed!  And he's as real as Santa Claus or Hamlet or whoever!

I live in Shakespeare county,   and am a life member of the Shakespeare  Birthplace Trust.



.

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Post by: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 05:57:47 PM

Quote from: compline on November 28, 2020, 05:51:22 PM

I live in Shakespeare county,   and am a life member of the Shakespeare  Birthplace Trust.

Surely Hamlet "is" a Dane, no? 

;D

I'll give you Falstaff, though.

Yeah, Shakespeare was good.  He was no Molière or Racine, but he had his moments!

</ducks and runs>

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on November 28, 2020, 06:32:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 05:57:47 PM

Surely Hamlet "is" a Dane, no? 

;D

I'll give you Falstaff, though.

Yeah, Shakespeare was good.  He was no Molière or Racine, but he had his moments!

</ducks and runs>

From Phedre-
" Tout a change de face
Depuis sur ces bords les dieux ont envoie
la fille de Minos et Parsiphae.'

And Moliere-
"Qu'allait t-il faire dans cette galere"
But the Bard has it I think with-

 It hath been taught us from the primal state.that he which is was wished until he were, and the dear man ne'er loved till ne'er worth loving comes dear by being lacked.

This common body, Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream, Goes to and back, lackeying the varying tide, To rot itself with motion.

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Post by: j_tour on November 28, 2020, 07:26:28 PM

Quote from: compline on November 28, 2020, 06:32:52 PM

From Phedre-
" Tout a change de face
Depuis sur ces bords les dieux ont envoie
la fille de Minos et Parsiphae.'

And Moliere-
"Qu'allait t-il faire dans cette galere"
But the Bard has it I think with-

 It hath been taught us from the primal state.that he which is was wished until he were, and the dear man ne'er loved till ne'er worth loving comes dear by being lacked.

This common body, Like to a vagabond flag upon the stream, Goes to and back, lackeying the varying tide, To rot itself with motion.

Very good!  I'd have to think about and look up a retort, but your command of dramatic poetry, as far as I can tell, is to be commended.

T'dû avoir parler un peu français, ne serait-il pas?  En tout cas, ça me plaît bien.  Tu m'excuserais mon élocution, inclus même la grammaire et l'orthographie, m en fait, lors je ne l'écrire, bien façon « académie, » ce langage resterait une de mes langues maternelles, il n'y en aura aucune question cela.  En fait, parler, écrire, façon cochon, ça m'est égale, m en fait, ... comment dirais-je...c'est ce que fais. 

Enfin exercursus matière francophone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: kaiden cziffra on November 29, 2020, 12:24:32 AM

Oh wow the group I'm in on musescore has 15 pages and this has 230...
I know the game and I'm gonna play it. *Never gonna give you up starts playing*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 29, 2020, 02:23:44 AM

Quote from: kaiden cziffra on November 29, 2020, 12:24:32 AM

Oh wow the group I'm in on musescore has 15 pages and this has 230...
I know the game and I'm gonna play it. *Never gonna give you up starts playing*

Well, well, well. 

Seems we got us a yankee troublemaker.

Any number can win, but Rick Rolling....well, well, well, seems that just don't go around here.

Wesley Willis, please.  With a side order of Sorabji.

When you hear the phrase "A rolling stone gathers no moss," what do you think that means?

No wrong answers, I just want to know your opinion.

Quote from: kaiden cziffra on November 29, 2020, 12:24:32 AM

I know the game and I'm gonna play it.

How charming. 

It is to me, for I admire perseverance, even when it is misguided.

But I suspect some others here would take the greatest of exceptions to your claim.

They are also misguided.

It is cold in space. 

And yet you may prevail yet, perhaps due to the preservation of your resperatory and circulatory systems.

I am most interested, but I suspect you shall perish!

But I admire your confidence.

You'll need it, and in great quantity.

I heard that Jello Biafro was a pretty cool guy, and also that Batman was being a stupid jerk, but Richard Speck was the worst. 

He put me up in the corner and said "Do your worst" so I got up and put him in the corner.  He was being such a jerk like Superman who also got my girlfriend. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2020, 02:26:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 29, 2020, 02:23:44 AM

Wesley Willis, please.  With a side order of Sorabji.

No one with half a brain listens to Wesley Willis...

No one with a brain at all listens to Sorabji.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 29, 2020, 07:23:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2020, 02:26:55 AM

No one with half a brain listens to Wesley Willis...

No one with a brain at all listens to Sorabji.

You are a deeply disturbed individual.

Sor....how do you spell it...Skorabji?  I don't know,,,,some pommie.

Well, there's always room for differences in taste.  At least nobody important cares fir this pommie Englishman's music.  Not that I've heard of.

What, so he was kind of like Debussy or JC Moart, right?

No respect, I'm telling you.

So, he composed music, right?  Or something.  Kind of like a proto-Nancarrow.

Neve heard of him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2020, 02:12:40 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 29, 2020, 07:23:09 AM

You are a deeply disturbed individual.

Sor....how do you spell it...Skorabji?  I don't know,,,,some pommie.

Damn... by the sounds of his name, I would never have suspected him to be English, but...

Trust an English guy to be some pompous pounce that comes up with idiotic music that no one cares about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 29, 2020, 09:58:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2020, 02:12:40 PM

Damn... by the sounds of his name, I would never have suspected him to be English, but...

Indeed he was.  And yes, "pompous pounce":  one of the better commercially available brands of catnip. 

Ask for it by name!  Where you work or bank!  Pompous Pounce.  For the finicky feline in your life!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2020, 08:37:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2020, 02:26:55 AM

No one with half a brain listens to Wesley Willis...

Yes.  But does someone see.  There's a man.  On wing of the plane!   Playing Sorabji.  On the wing of the plane!

ETA Have you asked your doctor if midiatoring is right for you?  One out of one person claims it's a wholesome product.  Midiator some today, won't you?

Some restrictions may apply, not available in all states, consult your physician before Midiatoring, if you have signs of diarrhea, bloating, and generally being a bad musician discontinue use of Midiator.  Ask your physician about midiator today.  It's top number one!  No warrantees or guarantees expressed or implied, ask your physician about midiator today.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2020, 01:28:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 30, 2020, 08:37:04 AM

ETA Have you asked your doctor if midiatoring is right for you?  One out of one person claims it's a wholesome product.  Midiator some today, won't you?

Some restrictions may apply, not available in all states, consult your physician before Midiatoring, if you have signs of diarrhea, bloating, and generally being a bad musician discontinue use of Midiator.  Ask your physician about midiator today.  It's top number one!  No warrantees or guarantees expressed or implied, ask your physician about midiator today.

SERIOUSLY?  It's like a comedian who reuses the same material over and over - how long are you going to kick that dead horse?

Not only has it's heart stopped a long time ago, you kicked the poor thing to death, you've kicked so hard it's entrails are starting to spew out and the smell is unbearable.

Let the thing rest and try something new.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2020, 01:56:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2020, 01:28:55 PM

Let the thing rest and try something new.

Why do you keep midiatoring yourself? 

Does this midiator you?  I'm not midiatoring you! 

Sounds to me like what we got here is someone who isn't ready for some midiatorball!

Give up.  Come on, man.  It's like a Richard Simmons infomercial.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2020, 03:09:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 30, 2020, 01:56:27 PM

Give up.  Come on, man.  It's like a Richard Simmons infomercial.  It's the gift that keeps on giving.

And who is Richard Simmons???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2020, 06:48:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2020, 03:09:53 PM

And who is Richard Simmons???

I can't....explain....

Picture Paul Hogan wearing short-shorts and a muscle shirt exhorting (primarily) women to exercise and dance their bodies to health and care for themselves through diet.

In a very loud, exuberant fashion.

He's still around, I think.  He'd likely write back if you reached out to him.

ETA I know you're still mourning the loss of actor Neil Connery's weightlifting and folically-challenged brother, but here's a charming illustration of Mr. Simmons's gifts as a guru and entertainer.

[noparse]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2u8mfR-yLI[/noparse]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2020, 10:20:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 30, 2020, 06:48:32 PM

[noparse]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2u8mfR-yLI[/noparse]

Ohhhhh, you're getting as bad as Bob when it comes to embedding.

Just SHAMEFUL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 01, 2020, 07:25:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2020, 10:20:54 AM

Ohhhhh, you're getting as bad as Bob when it comes to embedding.

Just SHAMEFUL!!!

Indeed.  It's almost as though by including the non-functional tags "noparse" I didn't want the video to be embedded, since some youtube short clips owned by various corporate entities deliberately restrict the ability to display correctly when embedded.

I'm not sure.

Just a guess.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 01, 2020, 11:42:36 PM

It's not me.  It's the site.  And it doesn't work with mp4's.

I think you two need to go argue on another thread and just leave this thread as it is now. 

Yeah.... I'm just going to close this thread right now.  Thread closed.  Everyone go home.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 02, 2020, 03:21:12 AM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2020, 11:42:36 PM

It's not me.  It's the site.  And it doesn't work with mp4's.

I think you two need to go argue on another thread and just leave this thread as it is now. 

Yeah.... I'm just going to close this thread right now.  Thread closed.  Everyone go home.

Bob. 

Kindly Bob.  Clumsy Bob.  Friend of the animal kingdom Bob.

Kangaroo Jack didn't understand that sometimes people deliberately do not wish to embed images or videos, for various reasons.

But he's sorry and he knows why.  I don't expect a kangaroo-scrotum coin purse from him in the post ever, even though he knows such tokens would bring me great renown on the Pacific coast of North America. 

Bob.

Bob.

Bob.

I'm just going to have to suggest that you simmer down now. 

That's right.

Simmer down, now.

(https://ll-media.tmz.com/2008/03/28/0328_keenan_thompson_bn-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2020, 12:09:29 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 01, 2020, 11:42:36 PM

It's not me.  It's the site.  And it doesn't work with mp4's.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ec8f12eaa5eba9dde660c1c92e2c6822/tenor.gif)

Sure Bob, sure.

Quote from: j_tour on December 02, 2020, 03:21:12 AM

Kangaroo Jack didn't understand that sometimes people deliberately do not wish to embed images or videos, for various reasons.

Who in the *** is Kangaroo Jack - I was born in Scotland, bitches. I don't even have an aussie accent - far from it.

You ain't getting a scrotum-purse because you're too damn lazy to hunt and make it yourself. It's like the ol' saying:

God helps those, who help themselves...
...but if you helped yourself, there's no need for God.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 02, 2020, 03:58:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2020, 12:09:29 PM

blah blah blah something kangaroo scrotum blah blah pommie blah blah strine Sorabji bff blah blah

What is that, Ape Law or something, Dr. Zaius?

(https://i.ibb.co/LkKvQvy/OIP-xbdsdeka-Sn-Xv6q-ARB9-C1-GQHa-DK.jpg)

Here:  have a snack on me.

Yes, I know webp images don't render reliably inline here, always, but I'm not going to convert it to some inferior format.

Clink the link, hit the monkey with the hammer five times, and you'll be eligible to win a brand new midiator.

(https://i.ibb.co/dkhKH58/yj981f0vmn261.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2020, 09:44:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 02, 2020, 03:58:48 PM

I know webp images don't render reliably inline here

Yes, they do... EXHIBIT A:

Quote from: j_tour on December 02, 2020, 03:58:48 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/dkhKH58/yj981f0vmn261.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 03, 2020, 10:12:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2020, 09:44:24 AM

Yes, they do... EXHIBIT A:

What?  I said a multisyllable word, vide licet, "reliably."

I know it's not a Joe Don Baker kind of word, but you can understand it.

I believe in you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2020, 11:28:56 PM

HOW IS THIS...

Quote from: j_tour on December 02, 2020, 03:58:48 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/dkhKH58/yj981f0vmn261.webp)

Not reliable???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2020, 04:06:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2020, 11:28:56 PM

HOW IS THIS...

Not reliable???

I don't see anything.

There is no spoon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2020, 11:21:51 PM

Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I mean, you can't see our dear Lord and Saviour all around us - but he's there.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2020, 11:37:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2020, 11:21:51 PM

Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

I mean, you can't see our dear Lord and Saviour all around us - but he's there.    ;D

You bastard! 

Credo in unum Paul Hoganem, et in filium patris unigenitem ident.

THERE IS NO SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2020, 02:53:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 04, 2020, 11:37:19 PM

You bastard! 

Credo in unum Paul Hoganem, et in filium patris unigenitem ident.

LATIN??? Who the hell speaks latin these days... HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!

I'm sorry, I mean...

How many celestial revolutions around yonder sun has ye been witness to?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 05, 2020, 02:59:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2020, 02:53:29 AM

LATIN??? Who the hell speaks latin these days... HOW OLD ARE YOU!!!

I'm sorry, I mean...

How old would ye be?

Just as I thought. 

Welcome to America, Arnold Schwarzenegger!

Yeah. Actually, that may not have been correct Silver Age Latin, what I scrawled wrote, but Paul Hogan in sæcula sæculorum.

Yeah I was just listening to that The Led Who Zeppelin and remembered you were right. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2020, 07:36:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 05, 2020, 02:59:30 AM

Yeah I was just listening to that The Led Who Zeppelin and remembered you were right. 

That's because I'm awesome. I'm SO glad you had the decency to admit I was right!!!

You realise this is something you can NEVER take back and will haunt you for years to come.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 05, 2020, 08:06:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2020, 07:36:26 AM

That's because I'm awesome. I'm SO glad you had the decency to admit I was right!!!

You realise this is something you can NEVER take back and will haunt you for years to come.

There are so many things I cannot have ever taken back.

Und dennoch!

And that video, ladies and gentlemen, is how one learns how to recognize key-signatures  It's as easy as baking an n-based meal! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2020, 02:56:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 05, 2020, 08:06:37 AM

Und dennoch!

I must say - I do like a good nnochi. Very delicious - love Italian pasta.

Not a fan of their carbonaras though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 05, 2020, 11:10:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2020, 02:56:22 PM

I must say - I do like a good nnochi. Very delicious - love Italian pasta.

I knew nnochi.  I served with nnochi.  I was friends with nnochi.  You, sir, are no nnochi!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2020, 01:33:55 AM

Yes, I know. I said I liked nnochi... I didn't say I WAS nnochi.

You really need to develop your ability to read clearer J_Tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2020, 02:06:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2020, 01:33:55 AM

Yes, I know. I said I liked nnochi... I didn't say I WAS nnochi.

You really need to develop your ability to read clearer J_Tour.

"Clearer"?  What?  Have you been listening to a lot of Chick Corea and getting into that whole John Travolta thing?

You better watch it, bud.  You're getting a little out there, man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2020, 03:11:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 06, 2020, 02:06:29 AM

You better watch it, bud.  You're getting a little out there, man.

This coming from the man who ordered a side of Sorabji???

If I'm 'out there', then you're lost 'out there'.

Good luck finding your way back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2020, 07:17:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2020, 03:11:16 AM

If I'm 'out there', then you're lost 'out there'.

Good luck finding your way back.

Sorbajibeef.  It's the UK equivalent of what's for dinner.

I hear they feed the Sorabji beeves beer, and carefully massage their externally available muscles, just how they treat their finest sumo "athletes."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2020, 09:41:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 06, 2020, 07:17:58 AM

I hear they feed the Sorabji beeves beer, and carefully massage their externally available muscles, just how they treat their finest sumo "athletes."

Well... I can no longer unsee that image, nor unhear those words (in my head as I read them to myself).

How to get rid of the agony... OOOOH - a knife.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 07, 2020, 01:59:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2020, 09:41:27 AM

How to get rid of the agony... OOOOH - a knife.

That's right:  carve into a nice Sorabjibeefsteak, and welcome to flavor country.

You won't regret it.  Remember:  always cut against the grain.  It tastes more tender and juicy that way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2020, 12:20:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 07, 2020, 01:59:54 AM

That's right:  carve into a nice Sorabjibeefsteak

I can't stand his music... I doubt I'll like the taste.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 07, 2020, 05:08:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2020, 12:20:54 PM

I can't stand his music... I doubt I'll like the taste.

The vocal cords are removed before butchering, and the head is separated from the torso.  The brain is not generally eaten, nor are the sweetbreads.

The hands and feet are always removed in the slaughtering process as well, of course, but are sometimes reserved for other uses.

The Sorabjibeeves are handled very well, especially in the final weeks before slaughtering.  The taste is exceptional, with excellent marbling.

I don't think you need worry about their "musical" qualities.  Inherently a rather "vocal" animal, we clip the vocal cords at birth, so that their vocalizations don't disturb the rest of the livestock.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2020, 10:32:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 07, 2020, 05:08:46 PM

The vocal cords are removed before butchering, and the head is separated from the torso.  The brain is not generally eaten, nor are the sweetbreads.

The hands and feet are always removed in the slaughtering process as well, of course, but are sometimes reserved for other uses.

The Sorabjibeeves are handled very well, especially in the final weeks before slaughtering.  The taste is exceptional, with excellent marbling.

I don't think you need worry about their "musical" qualities.  Inherently a rather "vocal" animal, we clip the vocal cords at birth, so that their vocalizations don't disturb the rest of the livestock.

Given how creative that response is, I'm not sure whether to be impressed...

...or deeply scared of you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on December 08, 2020, 03:59:16 PM

You people have become really boring recently...I'll rather go listen to some Sorabji :)

I'll be back to win when you have all bored each other to death.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 08, 2020, 05:46:50 PM

Quote from: outin on December 08, 2020, 03:59:16 PM

You people have become really boring recently...I'll rather go listen to some Sorabji :)

When did you first begin your campaign of murderous slaughter?  And was there ever a time you thought you should stop?

Classic petitio principii for a fancy person like you.

And here's a joke.

How do you keep a pianist busy all day?
Click here (https://Click here)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2020, 11:28:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 08, 2020, 05:46:50 PM

How do you keep a pianist busy all day?

Change his Netflix password? Confiscate the power supply to his laptop/computer?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 09, 2020, 06:21:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2020, 11:28:04 AM

Change his Netflix password? Confiscate the power supply to his laptop/computer?

The correct answer is to ask him or her how many Sorabjis it takes to wallpaper a large room.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2020, 10:48:11 PM

That's easy - 0. There should NEVER be any Sorabji's at all.

Like literally 0. Hell, even -1 Sorabji's is still too many.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2020, 12:33:14 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2020, 01:46:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2020, 10:48:11 PM

That's easy - 0. There should NEVER be any Sorabji's at all.

Like literally 0. Hell, even -1 Sorabji's is still too many.

Don't be a jerk.

The answer is one, if you slice it thinly enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2020, 02:41:37 AM

I'll be a jerk if I want to... anonymity protects me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2020, 04:19:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2020, 02:41:37 AM

I'll be a jerk if I want to... anonymity protects me.

Sure, whatever.  Pretending that you believe yourself to be a Phantom Marauder while on criminal trials under the supervision of your Queen for having consumed and eaten some score of human corpses is not much of a defense.

I think the Crown Prosecutor has better plans for you. 

Sorabji plans.

Your monarch has seen to that.

But I wouldn't know:  I'm drinking Jameson triple-distilled, which is not under the oversight of your Queen Mum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2020, 09:10:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 10, 2020, 04:19:07 AM

which is not under the oversight of your Queen Mum.

SCOTTISH!!! Which part of that do you not understand. We don't consider the queen the ruler of our country.

This beautiful b!tch:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Official_portrait_of_Nicola_Sturgeon.jpg)

is smart, witty and actually has a brain... unlike some other sorry-arse numpty bastards who seem to be nothing more than a blithering idiot.

(https://images.politico.eu/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/GettyImages-1029210396-e1538398755199.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2020, 05:13:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2020, 09:10:11 AM

SCOTTISH!!! Which part of that do you not understand. We don't consider the queen the ruler of our country.

You have no respect for your reigning monarch, neither in Scotland nor in Australia.

I find that treasonable.  A hanging offense.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2020, 11:36:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 10, 2020, 05:13:26 PM

I find that treasonable.  A hanging offense.

They don't hang people in Britain or in Australia.

Maybe they did in your century day, but not today. You ARE living in the past.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2020, 11:50:02 PM

*Bob considers finding a "That's a man baby!" gif or making a comment about royals inbreding but doesn't want to get hanged.*   ::)



Hello.  Nice day, isn't it? :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2020, 02:41:27 AM

Well it's 36 degrees celsius here in Australia, and it's too bloody hot.

Although our Premier did give us a freebie of $600 towards our next power bills to thank us for behaving while we suppress COVID here in WA.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2020, 02:51:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2020, 02:41:27 AM

Although our Premier did give us a freebie of $600 towards our next power bills to thank us for behaving while we suppress COVID here in WA.

That's good.  I'll just be taking that to pay off my own &^%%^&*ing &^%&**ing *^^&**(*ers of an electric company.

Hand it over.

Also, take off your shoes:  I like those.  We'll trade shoes.

You first.  Also, Flamin' Hot Cheetos are now currency.  My pal Bretton Woods, first cousin of Australian actor James Woods, said.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2020, 03:41:43 AM

He didn't give us cash - he told the Power company to give every billed customer, a $600 credit.

I didn't get a cheque or anything... I mean, that's so 90's.

So there's nothing to hand over. Meanwhile, I am sitting here in air-conditioned luxury and I ain't paying for it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2020, 03:47:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2020, 03:41:43 AM

He didn't give us cash - he told the Power company to give every billed customer, a $600 credit.

I didn't get a cheque or anything... I mean, that's so 90's.

So there's nothing to hand over. Meanwhile, I am sitting here in air-conditioned luxury and I ain't paying for it.

Well, I'm still eagerly excited about some supposed "Covid Stimulus Cheque" some dickweed cornholer said was supposed to arrive about eight months ago, of which most would have gone to pay my electric bill.

If Australia weren't full of a bunch of convicts and drinkers, given that of second quarter next year I'm going to owe my federal government money, I'd just as well go down south and show you all how a yanqui can drink beer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2020, 07:21:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 11, 2020, 03:47:45 AM

Well, I'm still eagerly excited about some supposed "Covid Stimulus Cheque" some dickweed cornholer said was supposed to arrive about eight months ago, of which most would have gone to pay my electric bill.

If Australia weren't full of a bunch of convicts and drinkers, given that of second quarter next year I'm going to owe my federal government money, I'd just as well go down south and show you all how a yanqui can drink beer.

Did Trump stiff you on a paycheck??? Not surprising.

And while the Australians could probably drink you under the table... The Scots would drink the Aussies under the table.

You have NO SHOT whatsoever of beating me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2020, 04:31:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2020, 07:21:42 AM

And while the Australians could probably drink you under the table... The Scots would drink the Aussies under the table.

You have NO SHOT whatsoever of beating me.

You have no idea, son.  Even with my current drinking schedule of only three days drinking per week, I have the power to imbibe.

750ml of Irish whiskey or Salmiakkikossu is nice, as a snack.  Then I get started.

And, no, I don't fall over or stumble or anything. 

The crude recriminations and vile epithets start after the thirtieth unit of alcohol or so. 

Yet, I still manage to wake up in the mornings.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2020, 03:41:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 11, 2020, 04:31:05 PM

You have no idea, son.  Even with my current drinking schedule of only three days drinking per week, I have the power to imbibe.

You realise Scots are usually drinking every single moment, so you're only half as good as us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 12, 2020, 06:30:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2020, 03:41:13 PM

You realise Scots are usually drinking every single moment, so you're only half as good as us.

Not today!  And 3/7 is not even half.  Decimal expansions of rational numbers are what I eat for breakfast.

ETA actually, that would be a fun thing to prove....oh sh*t, that's the Dedekind Cut.....never mind....I'll see myself out. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2020, 12:19:00 AM

I approximated to make it easier for you to understand. You can't win against us.

Quote from: j_tour on December 12, 2020, 06:30:20 PM

ETA actually, that would be a fun thing to prove....oh sh*t, that's the Dedekind Cut.....never mind....I'll see myself out. 

Erm... can we get a translation on that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 13, 2020, 12:57:17 AM

*Bob glosses over the Australian talk since it's not the US.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 13, 2020, 02:05:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2020, 12:19:00 AM

Erm... can we get a translation on that?

No.  I'm sure there's a wikipedia about how to formally define real numbers.  You look it up.

I don't think one can really "prove" a Dedekind cut, incidentallly:  it's more of a convenient way to describe real numbers and how they differ from rational numbers by quality.  It's a very powerful construct, as stated.  However, one can use this definition to prove various other facts about the set of real numbers, especially when contrasted with non-continuous sets.  I wouldn't know:  I just play piano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2020, 03:17:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 13, 2020, 02:05:13 AM

No.  I'm sure there's a wikipedia about how to formally define real numbers.  You look it up.  There's also some raving queen here who pretends to be some kind of mathematician, but is in fact just a ponce and a troll.

I don't think one can really "prove" a Dedekind cut, incidentallly:  it's more of a convenient way to describe real numbers and how they differ from rational numbers by quality.  It's a very powerful construct, as stated.  However, one can use this definition to prove various other facts about the set of real numbers, especially when contrasted with non-continuous sets. 

I see...

(https://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arrested-developmentagree.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 13, 2020, 10:16:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2020, 03:17:22 PM

I see...

(https://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/arrested-developmentagree.gif)

I saw what you did. 

You should have a sit-down with Bob and tell him about the magic of embedding gifs.

I picture it as one of those heartfelt moments when a daughter asks her mother:  "Do you have those not-so-fresh feelings?"

And then you embrace, secure that the knowledge has been handed down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2020, 12:22:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 13, 2020, 10:16:49 PM

I picture it as one of those heartfelt moments when a daughter asks her mother:  "Do you have those not-so-fresh feelings?"

Doesn't seem like such a big deal - Air-fresheners come in cans, and are like 99c each.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 14, 2020, 09:11:52 AM

https://i.gifer.com/Jk8f.mp4



*Bob on findings another mp4 that was supposed to be a gif.*

(https://external-preview.redd.it/PK1Ykd_ogZQ79QzHKS6sjCLYAK1ranvVIsKywJF6md0.gif?format=mp4&s=abc808815120b22437d49a692a1c653ca083a3d4)

*followed by that actual gif also not working*
https://external-preview.redd.it/PK1Ykd_ogZQ79QzHKS6sjCLYAK1ranvVIsKywJF6md0.gif?format=mp4&s=abc808815120b22437d49a692a1c653ca083a3d4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2020, 02:49:35 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 14, 2020, 09:11:52 AM

https://i.gifer.com/Jk8f.mp4

Let me try...

(https://i.gifer.com/Jk8f.gif)

WORKS FOR ME!!!

You just suck Bob.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 14, 2020, 10:08:23 PM

You people are off your nut!

"Works for men!"

"You just suck!"

C'mon, you've got to be kidding me. 

It's like the back room of a shady video store up in here!

Clean it up, people!  This is a safe space!  No triggers!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2020, 01:58:04 AM

I'm not triggered... not triggered at all...

(https://miro.medium.com/max/2560/1*XoYKqw513QRLiH9Q4rTwtw.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 15, 2020, 03:35:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2020, 01:58:04 AM

I'm not triggered... not triggered at all...

(https://miro.medium.com/max/2560/1*XoYKqw513QRLiH9Q4rTwtw.jpeg)

I know what you're thinking:  did I fire six shots or only five.  Well, in all the excitement I kind of lost track myself.

You do know Don Siegel was up for directing the Siodmak 1946 movie The Killers, I think he got delegated to one of many scriptwriters or an assistant director, and felt so salty about it he remade the movie in 1964?

When you get a chance, Lil Olman, which episode of AD was that GIF from, anyway?

I thought you had a rule about watching old movies, anyway? 

What does you think about some old ladies like the Pointer Sisters doing like:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2020, 10:38:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 15, 2020, 03:35:51 AM

I thought you had a rule about watching old movies, anyway? 

Just because I know about it, doesn't mean I watch them. The quote has been repeated and re-purposed in many films and TV shows - it's hard not to know the original source.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/4e/f9/1d4ef971739677de7fa8d2c2faa76974.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 15, 2020, 11:43:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2020, 10:38:48 AM

Just because I know about it, doesn't mean I watch them. The quote has been repeated and re-purposed in many films and TV shows - it's hard not to know the original source.

Shut up, fool:  you're a fan of Don Siegel and you know it.  Mister Man.

I have my rights, Callahan.

Ain't nobody drives my van except me, sucker!

Stop sounding like a darned hairdresser, fool!  Ain't nobody messes around with the kids.  Fool!

(https://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/NBC-The-A-Team-Keyart.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 12:55:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 15, 2020, 11:43:07 AM

Shut up, fool:  you're a fan of Don Siegel and you know it. 
(https://www.nbc.com/sites/nbcunbc/files/files/NBC-The-A-Team-Keyart.jpg)

Who the hell is Don Seigel? Is that the guy with the earrings on the right???

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Post by: j_tour on December 16, 2020, 04:10:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 12:55:06 AM

Who the hell is Don Seigel? Is that the guy with the earrings on the right???

Whatchou talkin about sucker?  You must be on the jazz again.

(https://i.ibb.co/wKNRLgq/OIP-Ib9-Lw-Rf-ZUAQMQwkv-Vx-S6-KAHa-Fk.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 09:35:04 AM

Bloody Germans... only thing they know how to do is conquer other countries... and even then, they still lost the 2nd World War!!!

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Post by: outin on December 16, 2020, 04:29:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 11, 2020, 02:51:33 AM

That's good.  I'll just be taking that to pay off my own &^%%^&*ing &^%&**ing *^^&**(*ers of an electric company.

You people are silly...I don't have to pay any extra for electricity. I can use as much as I want :)

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Post by: outin on December 16, 2020, 04:31:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 09:35:04 AM

Bloody Germans... only thing they know how to do is conquer other countries... and even then, they still lost the 2nd World War!!!

Didn't they lose another one too ;)

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Post by: j_tour on December 16, 2020, 05:40:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 09:35:04 AM

Bloody Germans...

No, Hannibal was actually speaking Austrian.  The more correct of the German-speaking lands.

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Post by: j_tour on December 16, 2020, 06:32:37 PM

Quote from: outin on December 16, 2020, 04:31:45 PM

Didn't they lose another one too ;)

Yes.

They also thought they won the Franco-Prussian War, but it was just a ruse:  France was playing the long game.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 09:56:57 PM

Quote from: outin on December 16, 2020, 04:31:45 PM

Didn't they lose another one too ;)

Don't know, but they lost in fantastic style the 2nd time.

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Post by: j_tour on December 17, 2020, 01:28:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2020, 09:56:57 PM

Don't know, but they lost in fantastic style the 2nd time.

Yeah, and how about those cute little uniforms!  Just to die for!  Leather boys' delight!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2020, 03:02:05 PM

Cute??? The only thing that would have made them cute is if they were pink.

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Post by: j_tour on December 17, 2020, 06:04:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2020, 03:02:05 PM

Cute??? The only thing that would have made them cute is if they were pink.

They're all pink on the inside.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2020, 11:43:34 PM

Aren't we all pink on the inside - there's also red, and bits of white and yellow...

The human body is a marvelous thing when it's functioning...

...but the worst thing when someone farts.

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Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2020, 04:01:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2020, 11:43:34 PM

The human body is a marvelous thing when it's functioning...

Depends on whose body.

No matter which, they all bleed red. 

I always figured the theme was in A major, but sounds to me like good old F major. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2020, 02:21:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2020, 04:01:42 AM

I always figured the theme was in A major, but sounds to me like good old F major. 

How could you mistake A Major for F Major??? What is it like not having perfect pitch??? It must be so...

...DULL!!!

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Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2020, 05:12:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2020, 02:21:31 PM

How could you mistake A Major for F Major??? What is it like not having perfect pitch??? It must be so...

...DULL!!!

Sarcastic slow clap begins.

So should I ask my teacher to play which one in the key of A, or go for the easier in F?  I have to know because of on account that I have to pass a test and I only have one week to learn the song.

And is there a sheet music for the song? 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2020, 12:40:48 AM

You KNOW deep within yourself, that if you aim to play the theme song from the 'A-Team'...

You owe it to them to play it in A-Major.

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Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2020, 01:12:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2020, 12:40:48 AM

You KNOW deep within yourself, that if you aim to play the theme song from the 'A-Team'...

You owe it to them to play it in A-Major.

That's right, Colonel!

It's a good pop music key.

I love it when a plan comes together.

However, if Hannibal's on the jazz, can I drop it down to Ab? 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2020, 03:13:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 20, 2020, 01:12:56 AM

However, if Hannibal's on the jazz, can I drop it down to Ab?

No... that's illegal. Do it in A Major and don't take any short-cuts.

I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

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Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2020, 04:47:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2020, 03:13:40 AM

No... that's illegal. Do it in A Major and don't take any short-cuts.

I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

Don't be talking to no invisible animals, fool!

I play it in A and then take it up to Bb.  Now I have to mess you up.  It's the law. 

Ain't nobody drive my van except me, fool!  I play it in A, Bb, B, C, C# when it's the time, sucka!

Ain't no circle of fifths!  I go chromatic stepwise, fool!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2020, 03:01:10 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 20, 2020, 04:47:40 AM

I play it in A and then take it up to Bb.  Now I have to mess you up.  It's the law. 

Ain't nobody drive my van except me, fool!  I play it in A, Bb, B, C, C# when it's the time, sucka!

Ain't no circle of fifths!  I go chromatic stepwise, fool!

But... you can't mess me up. I'll know if you change keys - it's in my nature. It's like someone telling showing you a green triangle and calling it a yellow square.

I know it's really a green mother-*** triangle...

...FOOL!!!

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Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2020, 03:01:10 PM

But... you can't mess me up. I'll know if you change keys - it's in my nature.

You say that, but if I put the theme in a minor key, and then put the bridge in some unrelated key. 

No one remains unpunished.  There will be only pain and lament!  For it is nearly the season of Christmas, and suffering will rule the days!

Downward stabbing motions with a sharp implement, applied repeatedly to the lifeless corpse of holiday music.  All will suffer!

Quote

showing you a green triangle and calling it a yellow square.

Aren't those ingredients in a breakfast cereal of some kind?  Typically eaten with Vegemite, for the nutrients.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2020, 12:36:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 20, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Typically eaten with Vegemite, for the nutrients.

Vegemite??? That's just disgusting. Even for you...

I've lost all respect for you J_Tour... you've stepped over a line and cannot tip-toe back to whence you came. Hang your head in shame.





(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/2a/96/f92a968b3c5c5104b8d10b205d0b9094.png)

...vegemite. Seriously???

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Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2020, 01:31:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2020, 12:36:47 AM

Vegemite??? That's just disgusting. Even for you...

...vegemite. Seriously???

Well, Marmite is the superior product, but I wanted to respect the differently-abled.

It's delicious! 

(https://i.imgflip.com/40a3d6.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2020, 03:37:06 PM

I'm sorry, but anything that ends in ***mite is a pile of crap that should be destroyed.

And that goes for Marmite, Vegemite, Termites and dolomite.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/63744456/thats-dolomite-baby.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2020, 06:06:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2020, 03:37:06 PM

I'm sorry, but anything that ends in ***mite is a pile of crap that should be destroyed.

And that goes for Marmite, Vegemite, Termites and dolomite.

Well, then you're just never going to grow up to be big and strong if you don't eat your Vegemite.

Ezra Pound subsisted almost entirely on Marmite while he was living in Trieste, near the Dolomites.  And he was a beast.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2020, 12:50:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2020, 06:06:37 PM

Ezra Pound subsisted almost entirely on Marmite while he was living in Trieste, near the Dolomites.  And he was a beast.

I was going to google 'Ezra Pound', but can't be arsed as it would be a waste of my time.

They say John Wayne was a beast also, and he smoked like a chimney... but that doesn't mean I'm going to go out and grab a pack of Malboro's and copy him.

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Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2020, 01:54:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2020, 12:50:01 AM

I was going to google 'Ezra Pound', but can't be arsed as it would be a waste of my time.

They say John Wayne was a beast also, and he smoked like a chimney... but that doesn't mean I'm going to go out and grab a pack of Malboro's and copy him.

John Wayne didn't even serve in WWII.  And he had one of his lungs removed, aka, a pneumonectomy, I think about mid-career. 

Supposedly he was a good sportsman in his college days, and he made some good movies, mostly under the direction of Jack Ford and Howard Hawks, and he was an excellent songwriter and singer.

And he always wore his pants a little higher than other actors, observed Bogdanovich once.  Very graceful man.

Proof of his contributions to the audio arts?  Listen no further.  One of the most important spoken word albums of the XXth century.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2020, 03:19:53 AM

Yeah - sure. America's full of people who can't sing for sh*t - so instead they bastardise songs by speaking them while smoking.

I weep for the future of America.

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Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2020, 05:47:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2020, 03:19:53 AM

Yeah - sure. America's full of people who can't sing for sh*t - so instead they bastardise songs by speaking them while smoking.

Yes, William Shatner was one of the greatest of Australians.  Because surely Americans invented Sprachgesang and Rex Harrison.

You surely did not think Bill Shatner was an American, did you?  His monarch is the present day Queen, just like yours is.

Oh, and where I can I find the sheet music for the song about The A-Team?  Is it filed under "S" for suck?  I'm just asking for a dull-witted friend of mine:  I mean, it's pretty hard to understand, in A-major.  ;D

As a resident of a Commonwealth nation and as a citizen of the UK, you owe it to yourself to listen to what follows.  Candian Bill Shatner knows all about restraint, taste, and stiff upper lip.

utube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmCi_-9Shhg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2020, 10:16:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 22, 2020, 05:47:37 AM

You surely did not think Bill Shatner was an American, did you?  His monarch is the present day Queen, just like yours is.

I just presumed he was American because he couldn't act; much like Megan Fox and Paris Hilton. 

Quote from: j_tour on December 22, 2020, 05:47:37 AM

Oh dear - you're getting as bad as Bob is.

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Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2020, 05:17:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2020, 10:16:30 AM

I just presumed he was American because he couldn't act; much like Megan Fox and Paris Hilton.

Who? 

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2020, 12:34:31 AM

I didn't go wrong. William Shatner is Canadian - a mistake I made [fact]
Megan Fox is American [fact]
Paris Hilton is American [fact]

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Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 01:12:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2020, 12:34:31 AM

I didn't go wrong. William Shatner is Canadian - a mistake I made [fact]
Megan Fox is American [fact]
Paris Hilton is American [fact]

But Paris Hilton isn't even a human being.  And Megan Fox is some wrinkled old hag. 

Neither are actors:  they're props.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2020, 09:27:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 01:12:08 AM

But Paris Hilton isn't even a human being.  And Megan Fox is some wrinkled old hag. 

Paris Hilton is a carbon based homo sapien, so she is... despite how much you hate that fat, and Megan Fox did start in some major movies.

That again, technically makes them actors; or rather actresses.

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Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 09:33:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2020, 09:27:18 AM

Megan Fox did start in some major movies.

She was excellent in the *Transformers* movies.  And *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*.

But she's almost forty, dude, and her face looks like a deflated basketball thanks to skin damage from overexposure to the sun.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2020, 10:12:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 09:33:27 AM

She was excellent in the *Transformers* movies.  And *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles*.

Hence... Actress.

I win.

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Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 06:17:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2020, 10:12:22 AM

Hence... Actress.

I win.

Actor. 

Bad actor.

Human prop.

Sun-worshipper.

Bigfoot enthusiast.

You win nothing!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2020, 12:08:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 06:17:58 PM

Actor.

Bad actor.

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2020, 06:17:58 PM

You win nothing!

I won the argument!!!

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Post by: j_tour on December 24, 2020, 01:51:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2020, 12:08:25 AM

I won the argument!!!

Paul Hogan.  Neil Connery.

Those are actors.

Megan Fox is an aged-out shrew with skin damage who appeared in photographs, some of them appearing to capture motion at twenty-four photos per second.

You know what trait noted British television actor Trump shares with you? 

Refusal to admit defeat!

You have been beaten!

Submit!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2020, 02:43:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 24, 2020, 01:51:27 AM

You know what trait noted British television actor Trump shares with you? 

Refusal to admit defeat!

1) Trump ain't British, so don't DARE tarnish the good people of the United Kingdom by claiming he's one of them. He's American... whether you like it or not.

2) Trump was beaten by Biden, clearly and unquestionably. I haven't been beaten by you in any manner. You keep claiming you win but more times than not - you're just lagging behind. Think of it like this - this thread is like the Presidential voting. Right now, you and I are on almost 50% of the posts, but no one knows when the deadline is coming.
Problem is, I'm an argumentative and determined Scotsman, who isn't on any sort of medication - so I'm more likely to win because I have my wits about me.

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Post by: j_tour on December 24, 2020, 03:08:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2020, 02:43:16 AM

who isn't on any sort of medication - so I'm more likely to win because I have my wits about me.

All right, Mr. Pupkin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSol0F4a8o)  I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about that, is there?

And Straight Rye Whiskey is hardly a medication:  it's a reward for winning at life.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2020, 08:53:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 24, 2020, 03:08:29 AM

And Straight Rye Whiskey is hardly a medication:  it's a reward for winning at life.

EXACTLY... which is why the Scots drink it all the time. We drink it because we are winners.



Check...

...and...

Mate!!!



(Can't believe you walked into that one)

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Post by: j_tour on December 24, 2020, 05:48:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2020, 08:53:29 AM

EXACTLY... which is why the Scots drink it all the time. We drink it because we are winners.



Check...

...and...

Mate!!!



(Can't believe you walked into that one)

Yes, but were you drinking it at the time of that post, and this present post?

You forfeit.

Advantage IN!

Game point. 

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Post by: j_tour on December 25, 2020, 01:41:25 AM

And since it's my serve, at ad in, by uncorking a bottle of Kilbeggan Single Grain, that is game to me.

Don't worry, the set is still ongoing.

And no, tennis is not for wankers, so just cancel that thought right quick.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2020, 07:35:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 25, 2020, 01:41:25 AM

And no, tennis is not for wankers, so just cancel that thought right quick.

I wasn't thinking that...

...until you put the thought in my head. Now, all I can think of (just to spite you) is that tennis is for wankers.

I mean, it's a great way to bugger up your neck - watching the ball swing left to right and back again.

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Post by: j_tour on December 25, 2020, 05:06:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2020, 07:35:27 AM

I mean, it's a great way to bugger up your neck - watching the ball swing left to right and back again.

Well, one needn't watch the ball.  Maria Sharapova is retired, but she was entertaining to watch from behind.  I'm sure there's something for every preference.

The game can also be played, you know.  But it's pretty difficult to play at even a consistently decent level.  It's also a bit of a psychological game, as I suppose most individual sports are:  one can attempt to deceive one's opponent while remaining entirely within the rules.  Vide Renoir Règle du jeu.

However, one has the opportunity to try to hit a less skilled opponent with a ball of great speed, which is entirely legal, unlike in pool or snooker.

For example. a classic exercise in tennis is to set a visible marker, like a plastic cone, and try to serve to that exact spot.  Dozens of times, repeating that.  Accuracy is very important.  Now imagine your opponent's head or torso as that target.  Not very difficult, if one has strong wrists and good aim.

Hustle to the net and aim for the gut or melon with a two-handed backhand or strong forehand.  Won't work with a baseline game.

It's bad form, but so is setting up to serve a good Roddick-style ace and dropping the ball just over the net when you're serving.

I think gin rummy is the only card game that approaches that kind of flexibility, and straight pool (or maybe eight-ball).  Pro-tip:  if you're ever in a fight in a pool hall, don't use the cues as weapons.  Word is, courtesy of Danny McGoorty, grab a handful of balls off the table and break somebody's teeth out.

No, I've never been in a bar room brawl over pool, but that's the word on the street. 

I'm disappointed when I see most top-tiered name players today at tennis just staying at the baseline.  Serve and volley is the better tactic.  ***, I see people of ages 60-70+ on the courts staying at the baseline:  it's like watching old people ***.  The hustle to the net is the good tactic.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2020, 12:36:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 25, 2020, 05:06:07 PM

The game can also be played, you know. 

Yes, but in a country where the sun is so disgustingly harsh, it can give you skin cancer - I'd prefer to stay inside.

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Post by: j_tour on December 26, 2020, 12:41:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2020, 12:36:42 AM

Yes, but in a country where the sun is so disgustingly harsh, it can give you skin cancer - I'd prefer to stay inside.

It may only be a rumor, but I've heard that there exist indoor courts.

Don't quote me on that, or anything.

Just saying, where do you think your inamorata Megan Fox got her skin condition?  Yeah, I'm telling you, she didn't know one could play tennis indoors.

What I'm saying it, last week I was checking in at a hotel and said to the bellhop I needed a hand with my bag.  So he picked up Megan Fox.  That's the truth.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2020, 03:18:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 26, 2020, 12:41:43 AM

It may only be a rumor, but I've heard that there exist indoor courts.

There's not that many in Australia... they love their sun, and sweating like a pig in the outdoor heat.

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Post by: j_tour on December 26, 2020, 10:47:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2020, 03:18:18 PM

There's not that many in Australia... they love their sun, and sweating like a pig in the outdoor heat.

I'm fairly sure that all professional players wear a hooded caftan of woolen materials.  Except during televised play.  It not only preserves their skin, but provides a competitive advantage when playing matches in the unencumbered fashion.

TE Lawrence's account of the Arab revolt against the Turks is considered mandatory reading among tennis fanatics, and is no doubt the source of this very old tradition in the game.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2020, 12:26:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 26, 2020, 10:47:40 PM

I'm fairly sure that all professional players wear a hooded caftan of woolen materials.  Except during televised play.  It not only preserves their skin, but provides a competitive advantage when playing matches in the unencumbered fashion.

You would wear a hooded caftan of woolen materials in 40 degree (celsius) heat???

You'd PASS OUT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 27, 2020, 02:50:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2020, 12:26:55 AM

You would wear a hooded caftan of woolen materials in 40 degree (celsius) heat???

You'd PASS OUT!!!

It is traditional!  I learned it from Bedouin nomads.

Also, most important is to severely restrict one's intake of water.

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Post by: Bob on December 28, 2020, 11:54:58 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2020, 01:36:07 PM

That's 8 months old, GET WITH THE TIMES!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 28, 2020, 07:38:11 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2020, 01:20:33 AM

I ain't touching that. I can't even listen to 'I'm dreaming of a white Christmas', and that was long enough ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2020, 01:37:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2020, 01:20:33 AM

I ain't touching that.

Touch the monkey! 

Do it!

Touch the monkey!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2020, 08:55:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 29, 2020, 01:37:43 AM

Touch the monkey! 

Do it!

Touch the monkey!

Well, I've already tried that once, and THAT my dear friends... is why I can no longer attend Perth Zoo...

...ever.

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Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2020, 05:06:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2020, 08:55:23 AM

Well, I've already tried that once, and THAT my dear friends... is why I can no longer attend Perth Zoo...

...ever.

Tcheh.  Typical.  Touching the monkeys, dressing their fur with Vegemite, exposing the "little Sorabji" to them in front of the children.

I'm not happy about that.

(https://i.ibb.co/xJVGxNr/30248.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2020, 09:13:39 AM

Lucky for you my ego and self-esteem isn't tied into what others think of me...

What matters is what I think of me...

...and that's probably why I cry myself to sleep at nights after drinking half a bottle of Johnny Walker.

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Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2020, 08:00:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2020, 09:13:39 AM

Lucky for you my ego...

You'll never learn Shaolin kung-fu that way. 

Gordon Liu is not pleased.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZK9TpnF/16379dc68e3781cac0f05d718947c2bb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2020, 01:21:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 30, 2020, 08:00:06 PM

Gordon Liu is not pleased.

Who cares... if he gives me crap, I'll just ask my friend Iron Man to kick his arse

(https://terrigen-cdn-dev.marvel.com/content/prod/1x/002irm_ons_mas_mob_01_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2020, 01:47:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2020, 01:21:45 AM

Who cares... if he gives me crap, I'll just ask my friend Iron Man to kick his arse

Iron Man eats a big one on a daily basis.  And Pepper Potts is a walking venereal disease to boot.

Gordon Liu has Shaolin training, not some cartoon magic computers!

He will take you down!

But, for you, drunken master is even superior!  Not even John Jameson nor the entire Cill Bheagáin (Kilbeggan) have defeated the drunken master!

(https://www.framerated.co.uk/frwpcontent/uploads/2017/04/drunkenmaster01-1170x488.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2020, 02:36:00 AM

Meh - Jet Li will take the Drunken Master any day.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/GRIfm826bnw/maxresdefault.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2020, 03:30:00 AM

Jet Li's good, but he doesn't look so tough. I bet he's a lightweight at drinking Irish whiskeys.

(https://i.ibb.co/F5xsX03/drunkenmasteriidoublefisted.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2020, 05:51:40 AM

IRISH WHISKEYS???

No one cares about IRISH WHISKIES!!! Everybody knows the best whisky comes from:

(https://cdn.britannica.com/58/129458-050-5CB24D25/map-cities-Scotland-boundaries-location.jpg)



Bloody irish whiskies... just shameful J_Tour... seriously shameful.

Hang your head in shame and don't come back until you're ready to apologise.

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Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2020, 07:17:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2020, 05:51:40 AM

Hang your head in shame and don't come back until you're ready to apologise.

What?  You guys don't even spell whiskey right.  You can have your burnt barleycorn whisky any day of the week.

I'll stick with the good stuff that doesn't come from Great Britain.  Even middle of the shelf Irish will stand on its own, sought after from far and wide by those of thirst and taste.

Haggis is actually a very good sausage, and frugal economizing is an admirable trait.  But what are the Irish known for?  Drinking, and fighting.  Especially fighting Brits, but pugilism in general will do.

Even one of your more celebrated prime ministers, Churchill, was known to have favored, among other libations, Kilbeggan Irish in the old style.

You can't win this one, kid.

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Post by: Bob on December 31, 2020, 10:56:17 AM

*Bob attempts to scare everyone off the thread.*


https://i.imgur.com/LtNkT4o.mp4

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Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2020, 05:59:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on December 31, 2020, 10:56:17 AM

*Bob attempts to scare everyone off the thread.*

Yes, that was unsettling. 

Everyone should learn some new things for the New Year:

(https://i.ibb.co/bgQwmkY/Maltaproject.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2021, 02:06:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 2020, 07:17:41 AM

What?  You guys don't even spell whiskey right. 

Excuse me??? When talking about the irish version - I used the spelling Whiskey which is correct.

And for the Scottish, I used the spelling Whisky'.

Both are accurate and used correctly in their proper place.

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 2020, 07:17:41 AM

Even one of your more celebrated prime ministers, Churchill, was known to have favored, among other libations, Kilbeggan Irish in the old style.

Yeah, and to everyone in Scotland - he was known as a drunkard; not much of a politician.

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Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2021, 02:15:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2021, 02:06:00 AM

Excuse me??? When talking about the irish version - I used the spelling Whiskey which is correct.

And for the Scottish, I used the spelling Whisky'.

Well good.  You can be head boy when it comes to spelling.  I'll allow it. 

Quote

Yeah, and to everyone in Scotland - he was known as a drunkard; not much of a politician.

Not mutually exclusive.  Rallied the UK's ass in WWII, even if as a mere figurehead.  And he was a blowhard who was a poor student of classical languages, despite his braggart claims to the contrary.

Let's let the Irish whiskey or Scotch whisky thing drop.

I'm enjoying a kind of interesting Kilbeggan Small Batch Rye at the moment, and I'm sure you'll be doing the same mutatis mutandis for one of your daily meals.

Heavy drinkers aren't the best people to have reasoned, even-tempered discussions about their drinks of choice.

Even though Irish whiskey is preferred. 

Among some.

Of taste.

Anyway, you started it, you whelp!

As a consolation prize, Robt Burns does get his due even among the illiterates today (or tomorrow, depending on UTC time offsets) for "Auld Lang Syne," and it may be that his prodigious influence upon verse, even in anglophone lands, should become even greater.  I have no quarrel with that.

Great poets must have had great spirits, and so I declare that what some call Scotch whisky has its place.  Or had.

;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2021, 08:02:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 01, 2021, 02:15:01 AM

Heavy drinkers aren't the best people to have reasoned, even-tempered discussions about their drinks of choice.

Wrong... Those who drink heavily are more experienced with the many forms that alcohol comes in... as opposed to those who haven't drunk as much who don't have that knowledge.

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Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2021, 12:04:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2021, 08:02:01 AM

Wrong... Those who drink heavily are more experienced with the many forms that alcohol comes in... as opposed to those who haven't drunk as much who don't have that knowledge.

You don't know what you're talking about.

The real test of a drinker is "how many accidental fires has one caused due to inattention in one's domicile."

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2021, 09:19:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 01, 2021, 12:04:42 PM

The real test of a drinker is "how many accidental fires has one caused due to inattention in one's domicile."

No... the real test of a DRUNK is "how many accidental fires has one caused due to inattention in one's domicile."

The real test of a drinker, is "how many accidental fires has one have I managed to avoid causing despite ones inattention in one's domicile."

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Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2021, 07:03:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2021, 09:19:14 AM

No... the real test of a DRUNK is "how many accidental fires has one caused due to inattention in one's domicile."

The real test of a drinker, is "how many accidental fires has one have I managed to avoid causing despite ones inattention in one's domicile."

Yeah, well the difference between a drinker and a drunkard is that the former survives whatever calamities he or she set in motion.

Any moron can drink a bottle of Goldschläger and (i) walk into traffic (ii) start a fistfight which ends poorly (iii) self-immolate while thinking of Wagner.  Or any number of idiocies.

The drinker survives.  That is the difference.

I think even an ego such as yours should have already admitted that we agree on this point.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2021, 01:06:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 02, 2021, 07:03:44 PM

I think even an ego such as yours should have already admitted that we agree on this point.

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Post by: j_tour on January 03, 2021, 02:44:24 AM

Oh, you do all that Monty Python stuff.  Well, it figures.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2021, 11:33:09 AM

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Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2021, 02:56:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2021, 11:33:09 AM

Absolutely incorrigible. 

I don't believe a word of it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2021, 06:28:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 04, 2021, 02:56:10 AM

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.

You're right - I do deserve to win this thread. My tenacity, drive and energy make me the clear winner of this subject.

None of you have the persistence or the thirst for winning that I have.

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Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2021, 07:55:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2021, 06:28:41 AM

None of you have the persistence or the thirst for winning that I have.

Oh.  How charming. 

You have no idea. 

Until the heat death of the friendly neighborhood solar system, the pleasure and joy of man lies in treading down the rebel and conquering the enemy, in tearing him up by the root, in taking from him all that he has.

This is simply not an option, for me to abandon this pursuit.  Nor for any man or woman of focus, committment, and sheer will.

It may have been said that "taking high doses of ibuprofen over long periods of time can also increase [the] risk of having a stroke or heart attack."

But it's all lies by big pharma:  it makes me stronger, more savage, and more indomitable.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, and I am nothing if not consistently vengeful and savage.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2021, 12:31:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 04, 2021, 07:55:12 AM

This is simply not an option, for me to abandon this pursuit. 

Is that because you're still locked down due to COVID???

Man, the beaches are really nice here in Western Australia. I went sun-bathing on a crowded beach only a couple of days ago.

Went to a restaurant a week ago, and DIDN'T take it away. I got to sit IN the restaurant for 2 solid hours without a care in the world.

There's no place like home... as long as home is Perth.

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Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2021, 06:14:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2021, 12:31:36 PM

Man, the beaches are really nice here in Western Australia. I went sun-bathing on a crowded beach only a couple of days ago.

Well that was foolish!  What about the snakes?

Watch out for snakes!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2021, 11:28:30 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 04, 2021, 06:14:08 PM

Well that was foolish!  What about the snakes?

Watch out for snakes!

Not at the beaches... they prefer drier, scruffier lands with bush and swamp like territory. Our beaches are PRISTINE!!!

(https://d1w99recw67lvf.cloudfront.net/story_images/5358/water-waves-and-whales-in-wa-best-western-australian-beaches.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on January 05, 2021, 12:14:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2021, 11:28:30 PM

Not at the beaches... they prefer drier, scruffier lands with bush and swamp like territory. Our beaches are PRISTINE!!!

No, no, no.  Snakes can't live on land.  They only live in water.

But jellyfish really like water.  They love it.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Alien-The_Facehugger.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 12:59:47 AM

They also apparently love planes as well:

(https://i.redd.it/4d6o13ewvqn51.jpg)

And I said I like the beaches... but I didn't say I went in the water. Who the hell wants to go into the waters in Australia... there's *** sharks in the water.

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Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2021, 05:19:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 12:59:47 AM

And I said I like the beaches... but I didn't say I went in the water. Who the hell wants to go into the waters in Australia... there's *** sharks in the water.

Naw.  Sharks are friendly.  They just need to be tamed a bit.

(https://i.ibb.co/g7rNHD9/762404.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 05:54:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 06, 2021, 05:19:14 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/g7rNHD9/762404.gif)

What in the... I mean...

(https://i.ibb.co/g7rNHD9/762404.gif)

Seriously, what the mother@#$%ing... sort of...

(https://i.ibb.co/g7rNHD9/762404.gif)

I have no more words...

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Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2021, 07:12:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 05:54:00 AM

What in the... I mean...
I have no more words...

Ah, you fancy college boys, not talking about chasing tommycogs or bluegills, talking about sharking for a living.

(https://turafish.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/jaws-quint.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 01:39:23 PM

This is probably one of those times that my brain is telling me 'You don't want to know', and I'm just going to mute him for a second and ask...

Where in the sewerage pipes of the internet... did you find this?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 05:54:00 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/g7rNHD9/762404.gif)

Is it a Bollywood movie or something? And here I didn't think things could get weirder...

Here's my entry for the what contest:

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Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2021, 07:43:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2021, 01:39:23 PM

Here's my entry for the what contest:

Very nice.

(https://i.ibb.co/VQ1rWZY/762406.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 12:36:33 AM

You still didn't answer my question - I asked where the heck that scene was from???

I guess that answers the age old question: Is that a gun in your pocket or...

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Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 12:46:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 12:36:33 AM

You still didn't answer my question - I asked where the heck that scene was from???

I guess that answers the age old question: Is that a gun in your pocket or...

No, it's from From Dusk Till Dawn (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_From_Dusk_till_Dawn_characters#Sex_Machine).  About a few norteamericanos who end up in the wrong bar just shy of the border.  It was even a color movie that was on the TV but also in them theaters!

You know how them Texican movies is, kind of a little bit excessive.  (The director, Robert Rodriguez, is an American from the state of Texas).

(https://i.ibb.co/8bZRSNB/plenty-of-perjury.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 01:45:31 AM

Ahhh - no wonder I haven't seen it. Apparently it has vampires in it???

How boring. Vampires are so 1920's.

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Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 06:15:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 01:45:31 AM

Ahhh - no wonder I haven't seen it. Apparently it has vampires in it???

How boring. Vampires are so 1920's.

Tcheh.  Such a media ho.  Vampires weren't even invented until 1897, duh.  Like with the typewriter and stuff.

(https://i.ibb.co/pQj294x/Screenshot-2021-01-07-00-35-49.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 08:48:35 AM

Exactly... and who the hell uses a typewriter any more??? No one.

Point to Perfect_pitch.

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Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 08:54:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 08:48:35 AM

Exactly... and who the hell uses a typewriter any more??? No one.

Point to Perfect_pitch.

No *** way.  I use my Olivetti portable all the *** time! 

It could use a bit of oiling up, though. 

Why, do you know somebody?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 08:55:45 AM

Do I know somebody who uses a typewriter??? Hell no... probably because I'm not 1,000,000 years old.

Bloody hell... I thought I just won this thing 5 minutes ago.

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Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 10:20:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 08:55:45 AM

Bloody hell... I thought I just won this thing 5 minutes ago.

Yeah.  You thought as much as I think oiling a typewriter is a job for a greasy rag.

You tell too many secrets, son. 

If I told you I've spent the nearly forty eight hours drinking Kilbeggan, about 12 beers, and a few bottles of wine, while on the phone with the taxation bureau and e-mailing my company's HR hag, and setting up dental appointments, while watching movies, you'd probably say:  that sucks.

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

However, I just cooked a nice pizza, had a slice, and had a handful of chicharrones, and am settling down for the evening with a few liters of wine, and some diphenhydramine.

Now I'm using a high-powered tactical LED flashlight to see if there are rodents scurrying about my office, or if years-long use of ibuprofen has caused me to have a stroke.  While drinking wine and watching some TV show or something.

Oh, and about four hours ago I bathed and shaved my CV-19 beard off, as is my wont every week or two.  Safety razors, don't you know.  If I hadn't worn a mask then when I went out for supplies, it'd have look as though I'd been attacked.  And believe it or not I'm rather used to using a razor.  It just slipped. 

Therefore all is right with the world.

Have a snack.

(https://i.ibb.co/ykDB9sQ/Malta-Food.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 12:23:37 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 10:20:11 AM

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

However, I just cooked a nice pizza, had a slice, and had a handful of chicharrones, and am settling down for the evening with a few liters of wine, and some diphenhydramine.

Yeah... winning this thread while you're dousing yourself with copious amounts of pills is going to be inevitable for me. I'm just playing the long-game here...

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Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 12:43:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2021, 12:23:37 PM

Yeah... winning this thread while you're dousing yourself with copious amounts of pills is going to be inevitable for me. I'm just playing the long-game here...

Really?  You're bragging about sitting in front of a backlit screen without alcohol and "playing the long game"?

I mean, how long can it be, really? 

Could it be 1.7 GiB of some douchetard "teaching" how to "play" the K141 of Scarl. fils, in a transparent attempt to generate ad revenue in a click-bait fashion? 

Quote

[download] Destination: How to play Scarlatti Sonata in D minor K.141 - (Complete Tutorial)-8LMu7gmQatU.f313.webm
[download]   0.8% of 1.70GiB at  3.01MiB/s ETA 09:33^C
ERROR: Interrupted by user

Not worth it.

That was so long I couldn't reasonably download it and upload it to some other site to mock his attempt at fishmongering off of DoucheTube's garbage site for malcontents and content whores.

(https://img.wennermedia.com/social/m2dlaof_ec007_h-f5020b55-52ae-4105-9c91-cb9c0a726924.jpg)

I gotta have my tube snake boogie all the time.

ZZ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAxccK-KgBI)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 12:22:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 12:43:53 PM

Really?  You're bragging about sitting in front of a backlit screen without alcohol and "playing the long game"?

I mean, how long can it be, really?

As long as it takes to win.

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 12:43:53 PM

That was so long I couldn't reasonably download it and upload it to some other site to mock his attempt at fishmongering off of DoucheTube's garbage site for malcontents and content whores.

I gotta have my tube snake boogie all the time.

I don't know what to make of this, so I'll just say - keep gulping handfuls of those pseudoephedrine and diphenhydramine (sounds tasty), and see if that makes the dizzying lights and effects go away.

At least YouTube isn't as bad as bloody... (uurg) Musescore.

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Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2021, 03:25:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 12:22:29 AM

As long as it takes to win.

Grip strength is increased an average of 5% when tested while using censorable vulgarities.

Therefore, you should do it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 03:27:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 08, 2021, 03:25:10 AM

Grip strength is increased an average of 5% when tested while using censorable vulgarities.

Therefore, you should do it.

Use Vulgarity??? I'm Scottish. I'm the mother-*** KING AT VULGARITY!!!

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Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2021, 04:59:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 03:27:00 AM

Use Vulgarity??? I'm Scottish. I'm the mother-*** KING AT VULGARITY!!!

I believe you, not compared to me IRL, of course, but I'd put the patois of a number of city centers in the US right up against anybody's fluency at the art of *** sh*t-talking in the language.

Don't be such a *** *** about it!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 06:43:47 AM

Hey... I said I was the king of vulgarity.

If you want the king at talking sh*t, you only need to look to the (soon to be impeached) president.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2021, 10:19:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 06:43:47 AM

If you want the king at talking sh*t, you only need to look to the (soon to be impeached) president.    ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 11:27:25 PM

Did I strike a nerve there???

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Post by: j_tour on January 09, 2021, 03:45:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2021, 11:27:25 PM

Did I strike a nerve there???

Sure.  I'm a deeply-closeted Trump admirer, who reveres the great, competent man, and his supporters and enablers.  Michael Pence, in particular, is certainly one of the elect bound for gloria in saecula saeculorum, et semper, et nunc, et in principio, and will surely be assumed to sedet ad dexteram patris in caelo.

Very fine people on both sides.

I feel so liberated having admitted my true identity, as a Proud Boy, a patriot, and grand wizard of many commendable groups of action.

The Orange Oracle will not be removed from office by a senatorial vote to convict, even if he is impeached again. 

It is written in books of old!

(https://technicscoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/sneakersterminal_.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2021, 12:37:32 AM

I'm sorry, but you can't have the words 'great & talented' and 'Trump' in the same sentence.

It's an oxymoron. Same with 'Trump' and 'smart', 'Trump' and 'leader', , 'Trump' and 'magnificent', 'Trump' and 'wonderful'.

It just doesn't make sense.

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Post by: j_tour on January 10, 2021, 03:08:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2021, 12:37:32 AM

I'm sorry, but you can't have the words 'great & talented' and 'Trump' in the same sentence.

It's an oxymoron. Same with 'Trump' and 'smart', 'Trump' and 'leader', , 'Trump' and 'magnificent', 'Trump' and 'wonderful'.

It just doesn't make sense.

Well, one isn't allowed to say Tr**** eats the sh*t out of his pile of aborted fetal *** here, while playing the rusty trombone on his entire family of failed Mengele experiments, I don't think, so obviously false statements will have to do.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2021, 04:53:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 10, 2021, 03:08:41 AM

Well, one isn't allowed to say Tr**** eats the sh*t out of his pile of aborted fetal *** here, while playing the rusty trombone on his entire family of failed Mengele experiments

Absolutely... I completely agree...























[wait for it]






















[it's coming]























...Trump's too stupid to play a musical instrument.

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Post by: j_tour on January 10, 2021, 05:17:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2021, 04:53:16 AM

...Trump's too stupid to play a musical instrument.

Well....a rusty trombone is not exactly an instrument in the traditional sense.

But I'm sure he plays it well on his deranged scions.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2021, 07:55:15 AM

Trump in less than 2 weeks time:

(https://anewdomain.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/5-19-17.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on January 12, 2021, 06:57:45 PM

Mutant robot lizard people.  Village after village.  Pig after pig.  Cow after cow.

(https://i.redd.it/3pf80nx18qa61.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2021, 12:30:35 AM

Where have you been for the last 3 days J_Tour... You weren't storming Capitol Hill, were you???

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Post by: j_tour on January 13, 2021, 03:18:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2021, 12:30:35 AM

Where have you been for the last 3 days J_Tour... You weren't storming Capitol Hill, were you???

Working on my pimp hand, keeping it strong.

Probably going to be a bunch of dicknuts roaming the streets soon, coming down out of the hill country.  Bogan city, man.

(https://s30886.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/5-2-9-e1578406121563.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2021, 06:41:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 13, 2021, 03:18:27 AM

Probably going to be a bunch of dicknuts roaming the streets soon, coming down out of the hill country.  Bogan city, man.

Well... that's America for you. The butt of the joke to the rest of the world.

I mean, seriously - how could a country full of seemingly intelligent people vote in a narcissistic, egotistical, man who has spent more time on the golf courses in the last 4 years than Tiger bloody Woods; a business man whose had ZERO political training or experience... lead the entire country by voting him into the most prestigious position???

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Post by: j_tour on January 13, 2021, 06:45:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2021, 06:41:13 AM

Well... that's America for you. The butt of the joke to the rest of the world.

I mean, seriously - how could a country full of seemingly intelligent people vote in a narcissistic, egotistical, man who has spent more time on the golf courses in the last 4 years than Tiger bloody Woods; a business man whose had ZERO political training or experience... lead the entire country by voting him into the most prestigious position???

The answer is, as usual, "assnecks."  Lots of them.

And it's no longer a prestigious seat:  it's a bronze-tainted toilet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2021, 07:01:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 13, 2021, 06:45:57 AM

And it's no longer a prestigious seat:  it's a bronze-tainted toilet.

Well... then I guess just like the position and the toilet - he shat all over it.

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Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 03:11:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2021, 07:01:08 AM

Well... then I guess just like the position and the toilet - he shat all over it.

Yes, the US has assumed the position for quite a while.

Still, double impeachment has a nice sister-daughter-wife ring to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2021, 02:40:24 PM

He still has 5 days in office... I wonder how he will abuse his powers to satiate his own greed and ego.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 06:47:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2021, 02:40:24 PM

He still has 5 days in office... I wonder how he will abuse his powers to satiate his own greed and ego.

Probably fap on his daughter some more.  How the hell should I know what that retarded molester does in his spare time?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 14, 2021, 06:49:07 PM

I know I don’t belong here...

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 10:20:11 AM

If I told you I've spent the nearly forty eight hours drinking Kilbeggan, about 12 beers, and a few bottles of wine, while on the phone with the taxation bureau and e-mailing my company's HR hag, and setting up dental appointments, while watching movies, you'd probably say:  that sucks.

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

However, I just cooked a nice pizza, had a slice, and had a handful of chicharrones, and am settling down for the evening with a few liters of wine, and some diphenhydramine.

Now I'm using a high-powered tactical LED flashlight to see if there are rodents scurrying about my office, or if years-long use of ibuprofen has caused me to have a stroke.  While drinking wine and watching some TV show or something.

(https://i.ibb.co/ykDB9sQ/Malta-Food.webp)

But what the f*ck???
Lmao

Goodbye now. I’ll scurry away now and won’t come back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 06:54:51 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 14, 2021, 06:49:07 PM

But what the f*ck???
Lmao

It's a picture of a delicious snack! 

You'll be back.  They all come back.

Daddy needs fresh meat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 14, 2021, 07:20:00 PM

No I mean this!

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2021, 10:20:11 AM

If I told you I've spent the nearly forty eight hours drinking Kilbeggan, about 12 beers, and a few bottles of wine, while on the phone with the taxation bureau and e-mailing my company's HR hag, and setting up dental appointments, while watching movies, you'd probably say:  that sucks.

But, on the bright side, I'm also destroying my stomach with ibuprofen, and likely taking too much pseudoephedrine.

Like what is your life???



And to this...

Quote from: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 06:54:51 PM

You'll be back.  They all come back.

Daddy needs fresh meat.

I have no words. You sound like a thirsty pedophile.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 07:35:01 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 14, 2021, 07:20:00 PM

I have no words. You sound like a thirsty pedophile.

That's the idea.  I'm just a student of the song stylings of the late Wesley Willis.

In the Trumpopalyse, there is absolutely nothing I can say that will compare in grotesque, outsider-art quality.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2021, 11:54:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 07:35:01 PM

In the Trumpopalyse, there is absolutely nothing I can say that will compare in grotesque, outsider-art quality.

You mean 'Trump-ocalypse'?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2021, 12:07:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2021, 11:54:27 PM

You mean 'Trump-ocalypse'?

No, of course not.  It's a neologism based on portmanteaux of pop-culture, and autolyse, from the Greek verb transliterated as luein, meaning to cleave or to loose.

Don't be so outrageous!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 02:31:34 AM

Nah... I'm still sticking to my gut with Trumpocalypse.

I mean seriously - America has 20% of the global Coronavirus deaths, and 25% of all global cases, but is only 4% of the global population.

That's some seriously messed up statistics right there... you have to admit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2021, 03:35:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 02:31:34 AM

Nah... I'm still sticking to my gut with Trumpocalypse.

I mean seriously - America has 20% of the global Coronavirus deaths, and 25% of all global cases, but is only 4% of the global population.

That's some seriously messed up statistics right there... you have to admit.

Everyone has the right to be wrong, and you are merely exercising that right.

And what happened to the new fish in lockup? 

I demand a blood sacrifice of fresh meat!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 06:08:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 15, 2021, 03:35:10 AM

I demand a blood sacrifice of fresh meat!

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 02:31:34 AM

Nah... I'm still sticking to my gut with Trumpocalypse.

I mean seriously - America has 20% of the global Coronavirus deaths, and 25% of all global cases, but is only 4% of the global population.

That's some seriously messed up statistics right there... you have to admit.

Hey, you gotta give the man some respect... I mean, he’s put up a good fight thrashing and clawing through to any last hopes trying to prove he didn’t lose the election.

Look where it’s got him now though lol.

My family and I are real Republicans and we’re going through the five stages of grief because now the U.S. is going to be a disaster with the House, Senate, and Presidential seat being controlled by liberals, but, the mans such an egoistical little sh*t and he’s really f*cked up the country so well in only 4 years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 09:24:13 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 06:08:13 AM

What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

I think it means you're the fresh meat. You're toying in a quarrel that has been going on for years - and while you're welcome to participate for a little while, I doubt you'll be in it for the long haul.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 06:08:13 AM

Hey, you gotta give the man some respect... I mean, he’s put up a good fight thrashing and clawing through to any last hopes trying to prove he didn’t lose the election.

But the problem was, there was nothing to prove. He wasn't trying to 'prove he didn't lose the election'... HE LOST the election... like fullstop, end of sentence. There was no grey area. It's like that kid in class who's disappointed in the teachers choice, and then complains to his mother, his father and anyone else who'll listen...

...except that kid didn't antagonise people to go rioting in the streets like a bunch of savages.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 06:08:13 AM

My family and I are real Republicans and we’re going through the five stages of grief because now the U.S. is going to be a disaster with the House, Senate, and Presidential seat being controlled by liberals, but, the mans such an egoistical little sh*t and he’s really f*cked up the country so well in only 4 years.

And you really think Biden will be worse than the last 4 years??? No offense, I think it's time to give the Liberals a chance. The rest of the world has seen what the Republicans are like, and there was nothing to like about it.

I will admit though I am saying this as an outsider.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 03:29:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 09:24:13 AM

And you really think Biden will be worse than the last 4 years??? No offense, I think it's time to give the Liberals a chance. The rest of the world has seen what the Republicans are like, and there was nothing to like about it.

One of my parents was born in Communist Poland and the other in Communist Ukraine even though they’re both Polish by blood and we speak Polish at home, he go to Polish school on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays and we travel to Poland every year to visit family. And we think that Biden is gonna suck for Poland. That’s why don’t like him. Another reason, I don’t want to offend anyone here. But if Poland has there LGBTQ+ free zones, so be it! They get to decide, I mean Poland is controlled by the Catholic Church(my religion) and it offends them. And the old man is gonna force them and crap into not having them. I respect anyone’s choices in life and idc who they f*ck, but I disagree with the overall idea of changing yourself from the way that God created you. I’m totally fine with anyone being gay, just keep it away from me and don’t make me learn about it. in our schools, they promote it waaaaaaaay tooo much and it’s like we’re encouraged to being trans or gay and Christianity is portrayed as the bad guy. In outraged.

Please tell me if this sounds offensive so I can remove it.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 09:24:13 AM

I think it means you're the fresh meat. You're toying in a quarrel that has been going on for years - and while you're welcome to participate for a little while, I doubt you'll be in it for the long haul.

Like I said, I don’t belong here lol. This thread was started in like 2013 and like you guys are still replying in 2021 while I’ve only posted in like the last 2 days so it’s pretty obvious it’s kind of cheating if I just start. I just wanted to ask what the hell is j_tour’s life. Yes, I agree, my time here is done lmao.

Goodbye now(for real ;) )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2021, 05:15:24 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 03:29:21 PM

And we think that Biden is gonna suck for Poland. That’s why don’t like him. Another reason, I don’t want to offend anyone here. But if Poland has there LGBTQ+ free zones, so be it! They get to decide, I mean Poland is controlled by the Catholic Church(my religion) and it offends them. And the old man is gonna force them and crap into not having them.

You are aware Biden is a practicing Catholic in the Roman Rite?  As am I.  It may be neither of us are particularly good Catholics, but that's not for me to decide.  To deny this is to deny the binding and loosing power of the Church, and not only in the sacrament of reconciliation.  Dimitte nobis debita nostra.

Even if this were not the case, how do you imagine the US imposing cultural standards upon Poland?  The U.S. has no influence upon the Vatican whatsoever, or no more than any other nation or region which maintains a conference of bishops and a few cardinals. 

If I were in Poland, I'd be more concerned about cultural influences from some of Poland's immediately adjacent neighbors, and several cultural blocs to the north and to the west.

I think Poland has proved herself to be a nation fully capable of making her own decisions about cultural matters, as well as political ones.

Anyway, one of Poland's many outstanding, epoch-defining thinkers wrote a very famous, but unfortunately little-read book called Spór o istnienie Świata (Der Streit um die Existenz der Welt).  The rest of us are very grateful Ingarden translated it himself into German so we could read it (until recently there was no other translation, nor in French, nor in any other language, I don't believe, so serious logicians had to read the 1200 pages or so in German, even if we didn't know the language that well).  I think it's appropriate for a little light reading.  While it is true that many Polish enclaves exist in the US, comparatively few people read Polish, whereas all educated Americans can read German.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 11:14:47 PM

I don't think anyone's ever associated 'german books' and 'light-reading' in the same sentence...

...or even paragraph.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2021, 11:59:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2021, 11:14:47 PM

I don't think anyone's ever associated 'german books' and 'light-reading' in the same sentence...

...or even paragraph.

Jane, you ignorant slut!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2021, 03:58:39 AM

Yeah... I've learnt never to trust your dodgy hyperlinks. I ain't touching that with a 10-foot pole, rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

And my f@#$ing name ain't Jane.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 16, 2021, 04:34:44 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 03:29:21 PM

Another reason, I don’t want to offend anyone here. But if Poland has there LGBTQ+ free zones, so be it! They get to decide, I mean Poland is controlled by the Catholic Church(my religion) and it offends them.

Fundamentalist Catholics don't study enough about Jesus, they all focus on hailing Mary too much. You might be suprised that Jesus broke all sorts of barriers, allowed his feet to be washed by a prostitute for example amongst many more. If a Catholic feels offened by the LGBTQ then they merely live in their own hell and will pay for that.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 15, 2021, 03:29:21 PM

I respect anyone’s choices in life and idc who they f*ck, but I disagree with the overall idea of changing yourself from the way that God created you. I’m totally fine with anyone being gay, just keep it away from me and don’t make me learn about it. in our schools, they promote it waaaaaaaay tooo much and it’s like we’re encouraged to being trans or gay and Christianity is portrayed as the bad guy.

I am a Christian and find your stance not offensive but very short sighted. How dare you try to take the speck that is in someone eye when there is a log in your own? Christianity is about breaking down your barriers, not creating an idol with your belief systems that creates a circle around you so that you can shoot anyone who stands outside of it. You cant be "ok" with something and then bind it with conditions. It is as danergous and pathetic as a Christian saying "I love you" but within that fake love they dont "like you" for who you are. All I see is a judgemental heart with this kind of fakery.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2021, 05:38:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2021, 03:58:39 AM

Yeah... I've learnt never to trust your dodgy hyperlinks. I ain't touching that with a 10-foot pole, rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

And my f@#$ing name ain't Jane.

Go on.  Touch the link.

I dare you.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2021, 03:58:39 AM

And my f@#$ing name ain't Jane.

Tcheh.  Whatever, dude.

(https://i.ibb.co/mSpMHWj/Jayne-in-Firefly.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 16, 2021, 11:59:20 AM

You people are nuts.

And what the h*ll does Poland have to do with anything? It's a sh*tty place these days and should be thrown out from EU. But it won't. Because it has some assets. It says something about the country that the poles come up here to do our sh*tty work for less money...

And, btw, I'll win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 16, 2021, 12:01:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2020, 05:51:40 AM

IRISH WHISKEYS???

No one cares about IRISH WHISKIES!!! Everybody knows the best whisky comes from:

I cannot believe that I actually agree with Mr PeePee for once!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 04:45:05 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 16, 2021, 04:34:44 AM

I am a Christian and find your stance not offensive but very short sighted. How dare you try to take the speck that is in someone eye when there is a log in your own? Christianity is about breaking down your barriers, not creating an idol with your belief systems that creates a circle around you so that you can shoot anyone who stands outside of it. You cant be "ok" with something and then bind it with conditions. It is as danergous and pathetic as a Christian saying "I love you" but within that fake love they dont "like you" for who you are. All I see is a judgemental heart with this kind of fakery.

I agree with you and yes, what I said wasn’t very thoughtful or smart. I was judgmental in my post and that part of the post wasn’t necessary at all anyways. Please forgive me. What I said could have been phrased in a better way or not said at all.

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2021, 11:59:20 AM

And what the h*ll does Poland have to do with anything?

Tbh, I’m just a 14 year old who doesn’t know what they’re talking about and what I said is only purely based on listening to my parents talking about stuff half of which I don’t understand but I pretend to. My posts weren’t very thoughtful or backed up with any  knowledge that I understand.

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2021, 11:59:20 AM

And, btw, I'll win!

Oh no you won’t. I still got a good 70 years in my life and will post everyday until I die to win. Idc if I’m cheating.










See, I already won.  ;)
Ha!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2021, 09:39:35 PM

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2021, 12:01:55 PM

I cannot believe that I actually agree with Mr PeePee for once!

No *** way.  Well enlighten us all, please, where the best whiskey is made. 

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 04:45:05 PM

I agree with you and yes, what I said wasn’t very thoughtful or smart. I was judgmental in my post and that part of the post wasn’t necessary at all anyways. Please forgive me. What I said could have been phrased in a better way or not said at all.

See?  Outin has been bested in polite, intelligent, articulate contrition by a 14 year old.

Unfortunately, I think crudeness and a leather hide is what it takes to win this prize.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 16, 2021, 10:10:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 16, 2021, 09:39:35 PM

Outin has been bested in polite, intelligent, articulate contrition by a 14 year old.

Kids must be polite. At my age I can say whatever I want and I will still always win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 10:29:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 16, 2021, 09:39:35 PM

See?  Outin has been bested in polite, intelligent, articulate contrition by a 14 year old.

***-licking and being polite is my specialty. That’s why I’m all my teachers’ favorite student. Works on the elderly the best.

 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2021, 10:33:12 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 10:29:06 PM

***-licking and being polite is my specialty. That’s why I’m all my teachers’ favorite student. Works on the elderly the best.

 8)

That might very well be. 

But you still haven't taken a stand on which nation or region distills the best whiskies.

Hint.  It's Ireland.  Even Northern Ireland:  black Bush with a water back is a fine drink.

Soylent Whiskey is made of Irish!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 11:26:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 16, 2021, 10:33:12 PM

That might very well be. 

But you still haven't taken a stand on which nation or region distills the best whiskies.

Hint.  It's Ireland.  Even Northern Ireland:  black Bush with a water back is a fine drink.

Soylent Whiskey is made of Irish!

Like I’m supposed to know lmao I’m 14 and havent ever tried whiskey, since I wouldn’t get the chance because my parents only drink wine, and liquor only sometimes. My guess would be whiskey from Scotland because I was once on a cruise around Great Britain and Iceland and the tour guide said that the best whiskey is from Scotland.

And what is Soylent whiskey??? I know what Soylent is, but what is Soylent whiskey? Is it like a mix of the two???

Forgive me for not being exposed to the horrors of this world. I’m a good boy ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 17, 2021, 12:41:43 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 04:45:05 PM

I agree with you and yes, what I said wasn’t very thoughtful or smart. I was judgmental in my post and that part of the post wasn’t necessary at all anyways. Please forgive me. What I said could have been phrased in a better way or not said at all.

There's nothing to forgive. I dunno if you could phrase the judgemental perspective in a kinder fashion without it still being harsh judgement, it would be like punching someone in the face but with a smile. We certainly need less "loving" and more "liking", some Christians package "love" with many conditions and never "like" people. Liking someone is harder to twist into a lie. The poisonous love of "I love you as a person but not the sin within you" has got to be the most twisted satanic love that infects a few extreme Christians, conditional love, love that has rocks placed in someone's way, paralysing love, watch out for it you will see it hidden within Christian circles like a fly in the ointment.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 04:45:05 PM

Tbh, I’m just a 14 year old who doesn’t know what they’re talking about and what I said is only purely based on listening to my parents talking about stuff half of which I don’t understand but I pretend to. My posts weren’t very thoughtful or backed up with any  knowledge that I understand.

When I was 14 I was highly opinionated it is a time where you are making beliefs more concrete and learning to challenging your beliefs also. Yes we are influenced by others and family but ultimately we are responsible for what we think.


Btw none of you can win this thread so give up  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 01:13:05 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 17, 2021, 12:41:43 AM

Btw none of you can win this thread so give up  ;D

Yeah, but I just won:  I bit my fist and bought a bottle of Teacher's Highland Cream whisky. 

It's not to my liking:  the stereotypical smoked peat notes overwhelm whatever flavors I can detect underneath.  And a mere day ago I had a wild urge to pick up a bottle of Monkey Shoulder, but went for Jameson Stout Edition.

Soylent Scotch is made of peat!  Peat!

*ETA* No, it's not intended to be reverse-ageism.  I'm pretty sure we were all younger once, and I think most of the less-adept-than-me contenders at this game are not actually much above you in years, or mental age.

But since you seem good with them words and whatnot, I'm agin driving you back to the younger place on top of which the older younger people sit and such.

Y'all youngsters ain't been reading yourn Dante *Purgatorio*, I yon reckon on ye.  Y'all might and get that fixed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 02:20:06 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 10:29:06 PM

***-licking and being polite is my specialty. That’s why I’m all my teachers’ favorite student. Works on the elderly the best.

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

Shame I'll destroy all that when I win this thread - trust me mate, you've got no hope.

Have you seen my post from the future?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Yeah - that's how *** good I am.

Quote from: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 01:13:05 AM

Soylent Scotch is made of peat!  Peat!

That's because most of the best scotches ARE peated. That's what gives it that unique and beautiful taste. You're just jealous that the Scottish are the best scotch makers.

(Yes, I know what I said).

Quote from: outin on January 16, 2021, 12:01:55 PM

I cannot believe that I actually agree with Mr PeePee for once!

While I like the statement about our agreement... I will wreck vengeance on your for abusing my name like that... and who the hell other than a 6-year old says 'peepee'?

Are you drunk?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 02:43:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 02:20:06 AM

That's because most of the best scotches ARE peated. That's what gives it that unique and beautiful taste. You're just jealous that the Scottish are the best scotch makers.

Yeah, well, I'll take smooth, with fierce initial bite and subtle aftertaste over that bog swill any day.

Quote

While I like the statement about our agreement... I will wreck vengeance on your for abusing my name like that... and who the hell other than a 6-year old says 'peepee'?

Are you drunk?

Yeah, even I will come to your defense as far as "PeePee" is concerned.  You know as well as I do that Outin's not a native speaker of English, but it's still no excuse.  Mitä vittua?  Yeah, I know, but I cannot control these savages.

***, I can predict the winner already:  it's either going to be Outin or *** Bob. 

I'm just a rash yanqui, though, so I have no problem shooting my wad quickly and often.

Any number can win.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 02:20:06 AM

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

Yeah, I agree.  He or she is destined for failure, but has tenacity!  I approve of all who submit to me as I win and crush the defeated beneath my feet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:43:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 02:20:06 AM

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

I am flattered... Start flattering me and licking my *** now and your punishment after I win won’t be as cruel and gruesome.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 02:20:06 AM

Have you seen my post from the future?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Yeah - that's how *** good I am.

Wow... I am impressed! I’m so happy to have an opponent worthy of losing to me. A little challenge here and there keeps me entertained.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 05:12:31 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:43:40 AM

Wow... I am impressed! I’m so happy to have an opponent worthy of losing to me. A little challenge here and there keeps me entertained.

That was a little bush-league divertimento.

p_p was trying to channel the inner spirits of Paul Hogan and Neil Connery, and somehow failed. 

One expects nothing more, but that was somehow less.

One more dessicated carapace is divided beneath my feet in an irregular but satisfying pattern.

EDIT And if someone says Scriabin's "Black Mass" piano sonata is not that difficult, I fully intend to destroy that person.  That's a *** difficult piece of music, you bastards.  Apologies to any bastards who might read this, but what I say is true!

I can also predict the future:  I think that *** Bob is going to come up with some crack-*** image of something completely unwholesome, yet titillating.  Maybe not today, but soon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 03:16:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 05:12:31 AM

I can also predict the future:  I think that *** Bob is going to come up with some crack-*** image of something completely unwholesome, yet titillating.  Maybe not today, but soon.

Bullshit... half the time he can't even embed the images properly.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:43:40 AM

I am flattered... Start flattering me and licking my *** now and your punishment after I win won’t be as cruel and gruesome.

Hey - I said I liked you... but that doesn't mean that I'm somehow fearful that you have a hope in hell of defeating me. You've stepped into a thread that's way beyond your powers of comprehension.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:43:40 AM

Wow... I am impressed! I’m so happy to have an opponent worthy of losing to me. A little challenge here and there keeps me entertained.

You can consider yourself a worthy opponent if you can at least do something as impressive as my post from the future. Till then... we're not in the same league...

Hell... we're not even in the same range of leagues.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:42:59 PM

Hello,
ivorycherry and perfect_pitch. It is me the great ivorycherry from the future. I just wanted to inform all of you to GIVE UP. ivorycherry will beat all of you in the future. After years of hard work by you and years of easy work for ivorycherry, all of you guys gave up because you were finally able to comprehend that ivorycherry will be the winner of this thread. And then, you will bow at his mercy. So, I suggest to give up now and a lot of time will be spared.


ivorycherry

















From the future 8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:48:40 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:42:59 PM

Hello,
ivorycherry and perfect_pitch. It is me the great ivorycherry from the future. I just wanted to inform all of you to GIVE UP. ivorycherry will beat all of you in the future. After years of hard work by you and years of easy work for ivorycherry, all of you guys gave up because you were finally able to comprehend that ivorycherry will be the winner of this thread. And then, you will bow at his mercy. So, I suggest to give up now and a lot of time will be spared.


ivorycherry

















From the future 8)

OMG!!!!!
Was that just me???

Wow, I guess I will be the winner of this thread after all.

Ha!
Losers!

But... how do you embed an image on this website? I’ve tried so many times but I don’t know how.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2021, 04:17:42 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 16, 2021, 11:26:54 PM

Like I’m supposed to know lmao I’m 14 and havent ever tried whiskey, since I wouldn’t get the chance because my parents only drink wine, and liquor only sometimes. My guess would be whiskey from Scotland because I was once on a cruise around Great Britain and Iceland and the tour guide said that the best whiskey is from Scotland.

The youngsters today...At 14 I was already an expert on whiskeys!
But you are good at guessing, I'll give you that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2021, 04:20:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2021, 02:20:06 AM

I'm starting to like this young fellow... he's got hopes and ambition.

Shame I'll destroy all that when I win this thread - trust me mate, you've got no hope.

Have you seen my post from the future?
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Yeah - that's how *** good I am.

That's because most of the best scotches ARE peated. That's what gives it that unique and beautiful taste. You're just jealous that the Scottish are the best scotch makers.

(Yes, I know what I said).

While I like the statement about our agreement... I will wreck vengeance on your for abusing my name like that... and who the hell other than a 6-year old says 'peepee'?

Are you drunk?

No, but I think that name just suits you so well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 17, 2021, 04:24:19 PM

Have you people not seen 12 Monkeys?



Your future self is going to be destroyed here!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 05:27:31 PM

Quote from: outin on January 17, 2021, 04:20:26 PM

No, but I think that name just suits you so well...

Agreed

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 06:31:25 PM

Quote from: outin on January 17, 2021, 04:24:19 PM

Have you people not seen 12 Monkeys?



Your future self is going to be destroyed here!

No.  What was that?  Like some deranged Brad Pitt running amok in an airport or something?

Not everyone here is like a hundred years old and has seen all those old movies.

So much fail! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 08:21:39 PM

I hate old movies. Other than the  all of the Schwarzenegger movies I hate em.  Most 90s movies are just a bunch of neo-noir/thriller/sci-fi/horror/erotic thriller pieces of sh*t. I watched Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs when I was 13 and still have nightmares sometimes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2021, 08:33:56 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 08:21:39 PM

I watched Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs when I was 13 and still have nightmares sometimes.

Good.  Children should be frightened.  That's why adults invented Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and McDonald's restaurants.

I remember when I was a mere lad and saw *The Magnificent Ambersons* as a child at its première.

To this day, I have never gone on a sleigh ride.

The horror.

The very sight or mention of Tim Holt or Agnes Moorehead makes me convulse violently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 01:07:56 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 03:42:59 PM

Hello,
ivorycherry and perfect_pitch. It is me the great ivorycherry from the future.

Date stamp proves you wrong. Sorry, but you're going to have to try MUCH harder than that.

Quote from: THE GREAT PERFECT_PITCH on January 18, 2021, 09:49:32 PM

ONLY I, THE GREAT PERFECT_PITCH HAVE THE POWER TO BEND TIME. 

I'm also the first to win tomorrow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 05:21:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 01:07:56 AM

Date stamp proves you wrong. Sorry, but you're going to have to try MUCH harder than that.

I'm also the first to win tomorrow.

F*ck. I still don’t even know how to embed an image onto a post.

Yeah, I’m f*cked... Idk how I’m going to win this thread.

Well, I’ll try my best anyways and keep posting until the hour I die and be a royal thorn in all of your asses. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wait, and how does the date stamp prove me wrong? And how do you embed an image?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2021, 06:31:41 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 05:21:27 AM

And how do you embed an image?

Hit it with a bigger hammer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 18, 2021, 11:00:16 AM

Meanwhile....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 12:03:52 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 05:21:27 AM

Wait, and how does the date stamp prove me wrong?

Because it says 'posted Yesterday'. If you're going to try and claim a win from the future you'll have to post with a time and date stamp that hasn't passed by yet.

Yeeesh. Didn't think I would have to explain the rules of time travel.

And Bob... Of all the things you could embed, you chose that??? What the f@#$ is wrong with you???

For one - everyone knows...

...Sasquatch doesn't wear a bandana and sunglasses...

...and he plays the bloody harp...





...and also Sasquatch isn't real.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 18, 2021, 02:26:24 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 17, 2021, 08:21:39 PM

I hate old movies. Other than the  all of the Schwarzenegger movies I hate em.  Most 90s movies are just a bunch of neo-noir/thriller/sci-fi/horror/erotic thriller pieces of sh*t. I watched Red Dragon and Silence of the Lambs when I was 13 and still have nightmares sometimes.

Oh my...this is what happens when the youth is not properly educated.

But there's also a TV series from 2015 if 90's stuff is too hard core for you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 03:02:59 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 18, 2021, 11:00:16 AM

Meanwhile....

What the F*ck Bob?

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2021, 06:31:41 AM

Hit it with a bigger hammer.

Can anyone tell me how the f*ck I’m supposed to embed a f*cking image?!

Quote from: outin on January 18, 2021, 02:26:24 PM

Oh my...this is what happens when the youth is not properly educated.

But there's also a TV series from 2015 if 90's stuff is too hard core for you...

It’s not too hardcore for me I just don’t like watching it. They’re kinda boring tbh. I might sound “childish”, but I’d rather watch the new James Bond or the new mission impossible both coming out or an action movie rather than watching a nude Denise Richards with her fake tits or Sharon Stone’s p*ssy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 03:42:46 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 03:02:59 PM

Can anyone tell me how the f*ck I’m supposed to embed a f*cking image?!

Sorry Ivory... but that's a secret we just might keep for ourselves for the mean time. It's the only edge we have right now.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 03:02:59 PM

I’d rather watch the new James Bond or the new mission impossible both coming out or an action movie rather than watching a nude Denise Richards

Hey... I don't remember any movies with a nude Denise Richards... and this begs the question; where the *** was I when it was released and why didn't I see it.

Also... hey! Don't you make fun of Denise Richards; she's a sight to behold.

Far superior to the likes of Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 06:25:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 03:42:46 PM

Hey... I don't remember any movies with a nude Denise Richards... and this begs the question; where the *** was I when it was released and why didn't I see it.

Wild things... Late 90s pretty sure from what I remember.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 03:42:46 PM

Also... hey! Don't you make fun of Denise Richards; she's a sight to behold.

I wasn’t. She it pretty hot... Or was I guess.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 03:42:46 PM

Far superior to the likes of Nicki Minaj or Kim Kardashian.

Also agreed. Blondes from the 90s are SUPER hot imo. I wish I could be a teen in the 90s.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 03:42:46 PM

Sorry Ivory... but that's a secret we just might keep for ourselves for the mean time. It's the only edge we have right now.

Dammit PeePee! F*ck you lmao jk!!! I remember I did it once and I forgot how to.

j_tour??? Help! Please! I don’t know how to embed a f*cking image or gif onto my f*cking post dammit! I have faith in you to do the right thing and tell me how to embed a f*cking image. Or else...





And is your name actually Nellie?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2021, 07:33:04 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 06:25:00 PM

j_tour??? Help! Please! I don’t know how to embed a f*cking image or gif onto my f*cking post dammit! I have faith in you to do the right thing and tell me how to embed a f*cking image. Or else...





And is your name actually Nellie?

Oh, delightful.  Yes, ask the person who delights in wanton cruelty for help.  I don't think so.

And, yes, my name is Nellie.  I used to model for various magazines themed around the arts of tattooing and muscle-building.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 08:47:04 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2021, 07:33:04 PM

Oh, delightful.  Yes, ask the person who delights in wanton cruelty for help.  I don't think so.

You gotta be sh*tting me.

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2021, 07:33:04 PM

And, yes, my name is Nellie.  I used to model for various magazines themed around the arts of tattooing and muscle-building.

Really? No way.

Like the one from the 234 page of this forum? I can’t show you it because I can’t embed a f*cking image on my f*cking post you f*cking sadist.

Do you lift? Lifting sucks. Calisthenics is way better. Way bigger strength to mass ratio.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 11:49:50 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 06:25:00 PM

I wasn’t.

You literally wrote... and I quote...

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 03:02:59 PM

I’d rather watch the new James Bond or the new mission impossible both coming out or an action movie rather than watching a nude Denise Richards with her fake tits

How is that not making fun of her??? Damn, she is still pretty hot:

(https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F6%2F2020%2F09%2F09%2FGettyImages-1187916002.jpg)

Show us your favourite picture then of a hot celebrity then...



oh, wait...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 19, 2021, 12:53:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 11:49:50 PM

How is that not making fun of her??? Damn, she is still pretty hot:

(https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F6%2F2020%2F09%2F09%2FGettyImages-1187916002.jpg)

Well because I’m just stating a fact. She has implants which means she has fake tits. I’m not making fun of her. She HAS fake tits and I’m not laughing at her or hating on her because of them.

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 03:02:59 PM

rather than watching a nude Denise Richards with her fake tits

I was only DESCRIBING her. And even though I do think she was hot in her 20s and 30s she’s not hot anymore. Her face has wrinkles now and it’s not aging well.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2021, 11:49:50 PM

Show us your favourite picture then of a hot celebrity then...



oh, wait...    ;D

You little... *&#!$)%@#$&*!!%@#!.



Hmmm... Even though I can’t put pictures on my posts(because you a**holes are a bunch of f*cking sadists) I’d say some of the hottest celebrities are:

Alicia Silverstone in her 20s
Scarlett Johansson
Léa Seydoux
Amber heard
And a bunch of other blondes... I only like blondes tbh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2021, 01:47:46 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 18, 2021, 08:47:04 PM

You gotta be sh*tting me.

No, I never joke.

Quote

you f*cking sadist.

See, that's a compliment to me.  Thank you.

Quote

Do you lift? Lifting sucks. Calisthenics is way better. Way bigger strength to mass ratio.

Oh, I used to have a big free-weight set up a long time ago, but I just do pushups and pullups/chinups now.  I still can't do one-handed pushups, but I'll get there.

I think you're confused about the kind of magazines I was talking about:  think lots of oiled-up men in thongs posing down for the camera.  Occasionally some nude wrestling pictorials.

Hey, it's a valid career!  It never quite attracted the women to the degree I hoped, but, hey, you know, it's nice to be appreciated.  Free gin and tonics, sloe gin fizzes, appletinis for life at places with names like "The Man Hole" and "The Tool Box."  Nice establishments like that. 

And I must say the feeling of wearing leather chaps with no pants is very invigorating.  I don't care for the dog collars, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2021, 10:04:06 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 19, 2021, 12:53:55 AM

You little... *&#!$)%@#$&*!!%@#!.

Think of it like a hazing for the new guy. It's how we accept you into the fold.

And how did you ascertain that Denise Richards bouncy bosoms are surgically sculpted???

(https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/53bc6c67a923ddc669000242/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/spectacular.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 19, 2021, 10:40:14 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 19, 2021, 12:53:55 AM

And a bunch of other blondes... I only like blondes tbh.

I don't so you can keep them!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2021, 03:19:34 PM

Well... I hope to keep the brunette's then. You can keep the red-heads. I hear they're *** weird.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 19, 2021, 04:54:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2021, 03:19:34 PM

You can keep the red-heads. I hear they're *** weird.

Agreed. They are weird. Outin you keep them. They’re the leftovers. No offense to any red-heads, just my opinion. Brunettes are after blondes for me. And dark haired chics are ok.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2021, 10:04:06 AM

And how did you ascertain that Denise Richards bouncy bosoms are surgically sculpted???

(https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/53bc6c67a923ddc669000242/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/spectacular.gif)

I never heard the term “bouncy bosoms” for tits. Sounds respectful.
How did I find out she has implants? Well the first time I saw Denise Richards in a movie, her “bouncy bosoms” looked huge  af and way too good to be true so I googled it, and believe it or not, she does have implants.

I don’t like when women have implants, doesn’t look good. Don’t like small tits either tho.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/4624d0748271f27fd6c018b19a1f3a8d/tenor.gif?itemid=14219027)

Can you see it? Haha, i did it. When I quoted your pic of Denise Richards, I saw what you did. Haha! Can you see the gif? I am so proud!


Also, i am the winner. Ha!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ffd79f6da2efac235be24014bee04cec/tenor.gif?itemid=7210443)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2021, 01:28:40 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 19, 2021, 04:54:29 PM

Can you see it? Haha, i did it. When I quoted your pic of Denise Richards, I saw what you did. Haha! Can you see the gif? I am so proud!

No... I can't see your gif. When did you post it?!?   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 02:40:39 AM

F*ck. At first it didn’t work, and then I modified it and it works now. Refresh it.

Like I said, women with implants don’t look good if the implants are too big.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/4624d0748271f27fd6c018b19a1f3a8d/tenor.gif?itemid=14219027)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2021, 05:47:01 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 02:40:39 AM

F*ck. At first it didn’t work, and then I modified it and it works now. Refresh it.

Still can't see anything... very sorry. Are you sure you embedded it properly?!? All I see is this:

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 02:40:39 AM

F*ck. At first it didn’t work, and then I modified it and it works now. Refresh it.

Like I said, women with implants don’t look good if the implants are too big.

(https://https:/media1.tenor.com/images/4624d0748271f27fd6c018b19a1f3a8d/tenor.gif?itemid=14219027)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2021, 08:54:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2021, 01:28:40 AM

No... I can't see your gif. When did you post it?!?

Yeah, I don't see it either.

Wonder what went wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2021, 11:27:04 AM

I'm so glad I'm not the only one with the problem. I was beginning to think it was on my end, but if it seems to be global then I guess we're off the hook.

Keep trying though ivorycherry. You'll get it working someday.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 04:45:32 PM

Dammit for f*ck’s sake! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!
How about now?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/4624d0748271f27fd6c018b19a1f3a8d/tenor.gif?itemid=14219027)
If this doesn’t work I’m giving up on gifs.
I’m sick of it dammit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2021, 06:21:39 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 04:45:32 PM

If this doesn’t work I’m giving up on gifs.
I’m sick of it dammit.

I don't know what to tell you!  Maybe your account isn't set with GIF privileges?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2021, 06:41:02 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 19, 2021, 04:54:29 PM

Agreed. They are weird. Outin you keep them.

No thanks!

And no tits please, fake or natural...that would be too weird...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: anacrusis on January 20, 2021, 07:20:45 PM

Hello people, what is going on in this thread? I'm not sure having discussions objectifying women are allowed under the forum rules, can we talk about something else?

I like pizza, what do you guy think of pizza?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 08:13:38 PM

Quote from: anacrusis on January 20, 2021, 07:20:45 PM

Hello people, what is going on in this thread? I'm not sure having discussions objectifying women are allowed under the forum rules, can we talk about something else?

I like pizza, what do you guy think of pizza?

I agree, sorry if I offended any women around here or broke any rules, and I’ll be sure not to anymore. Again, I’m really sorry if I offended any women here or anybody here, looking back at my posts I agree with anacrusis.

Hmmmm... Pizza...
I like Vendrua pizza, our local pizza place makes it, it’s like pizza with pesto sauce and mozerella and spinach and dried tomatoes, and one other ingredient I don’t know what it’s called but it’s like a sour vegetable. I also like really greasy pepperoni pizza with sausage and black olives and smoked peppers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 20, 2021, 08:19:18 PM

Quote from: anacrusis on January 20, 2021, 07:20:45 PM

Hello people, what is going on in this thread? I'm not sure having discussions objectifying women are allowed under the forum rules, can we talk about something else?

I like pizza, what do you guy think of pizza?

No, I don't think we are breaking any rules but objectifying either men or women. It's only natural to do so in human relations. But you are free to leave this thread if you are not happy :)

But I love pizza! There's almost nothing better in the world...so I think I like you despite of  you being a wimp.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2021, 09:57:18 PM

My sartorial tribute to hillbilly America.

(https://i.ibb.co/N9wc7Ls/20210120-134538.jpg)

I myself I'm not in love with the blonde fetishization here:  what if a fourteen year old found this thread?

I am a protector of the youth.  A zealous  guardian of propriety and decorum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 10:24:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 20, 2021, 09:57:18 PM

My sartorial tribute to hillbilly America.

(https://i.ibb.co/N9wc7Ls/20210120-134538.jpg)

I myself I'm not in love with the blonde fetishization here:  what if a fourteen year old found this thread?

I am a protector of the youth.  A zealous  guardian of propriety and decorum.

I didn’t understand anything from that post.
I mean... isn’t that how we all dress?
The second part... I also don’t understand.


Protector of the youth??? Hello no!!!
This is what you said to me, a 14 year old:

Quote from: j_tour on January 14, 2021, 06:54:51 PM

You'll be back.  They all come back.

Daddy needs fresh meat.

Like I said before, you sounded like a thirsty pedophile looking for prey to lure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2021, 01:26:38 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 04:45:32 PM

Dammit for f*ck’s sake! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!
How about now?
(https://https:/media1.tenor.com/images/4624d0748271f27fd6c018b19a1f3a8d/tenor.gif?itemid=14219027)
If this doesn’t work I’m giving up on gifs.
I’m sick of it dammit.

Sorry man... but this is what I see. I get all the text, but no gifs.

And someone said Pizza??? Best meal on the planet. I enjoy a nice italian pizza, washed down with a nice German or Australian beer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 01:35:36 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 10:24:15 PM

I mean... isn’t that how we all dress?

Could be.  At least I do on occasion.  Fishing vest, suitable for concealing and carrying all kinds of small devices, and a T shirt with the logo of a cheap beer on it.

I was just expressing solidarity with the proletariat supporters of Trump.

Quote

Protector of the youth??? Hello no!!!

Well, "protector," "groomer," "surreptitious observer." 

It's all the same thing, isn't it?

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 20, 2021, 04:45:32 PM

Dammit for f*ck’s sake! I don’t know what I’m doing wrong!

Oh, I remembered:  you have to actually set a flag on your account to be able to post GIFs.

I changed operating systems to Arch linux, which removed the shadow file containing the code, but if you send a PM to perfect_pitch, I think he probably still has it on his computer.  You might have to send the request like five or six times to him:  I don't think he checks his messages that often.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2021, 03:38:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 01:35:36 AM

I changed operating systems to Arch linux, which removed the shadow file containing the code, but if you send a PM to perfect_pitch, I think he probably still has it on his computer.  You might have to send the request like five or six times to him:  I don't think he checks his messages that often.

Yeah... I'm going to stop this before I get SPAMMED by private messages...

Ivorycherry - your gif embedding works fine. I just thought I'd see how long I could get away with the joke. If anyone's to blame - J_Tour is the one that went along with it - so he's equally to blame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 04:36:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2021, 03:38:58 AM

Yeah... I'm going to stop this before I get SPAMMED by private messages...

Ivorycherry - your gif embedding works fine. I just thought I'd see how long I could get away with the joke. If anyone's to blame - J_Tour is the one that went along with it - so he's equally to blame.

Well that's no fun!

BTW eating a large pizza gives me very loose stool the morning after.  And vegan pizza sucks balls.  Trust me, don't even.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 05:19:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2021, 03:38:58 AM

Yeah... I'm going to stop this before I get SPAMMED by private messages...

Ivorycherry - your gif embedding works fine. I just thought I'd see how long I could get away with the joke. If anyone's to blame - J_Tour is the one that went along with it - so he's equally to blame.

What the f*ck???!!! You’ve got to be f*cking sh*tting me! I literally sat on my a** for at least half an hour yesterday scratching my f*cking head trying to figure out how to embed a f*cking gif. And you think this is a joke??!! F*ck you!
I thought you were serious until this post:

Quote from: j_tour on January 20, 2021, 06:21:39 PM

I don't know what to tell you!  Maybe your account isn't set with GIF privileges?

j_tour? I put my trust in you. What the f*ck?

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 04:36:09 AM

Well that's no fun!

BTW eating a large pizza gives me very loose stool the morning after.  And vegan pizza sucks balls.  Trust me, don't even.

I have loose stool every morning. 6AM sharp. Vegan pizza makes me want to throw up. Anything vegan makes me want to throw up. Ugh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 06:17:24 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 05:19:01 AM

j_tour? I put my trust in you. What the f*ck?

Yeah, well.  Call it one of the pleasures of being an old ***. 

Trust me, when I first landed in NYC as a teenager, I got played like a fool a few times.  Lost some real money, too:  this is just a message board.

It's good for you.  A learning experience.

But there's an actual hazing experience that awaits you.  I think outin or perfect_pitch can describe it better.  It involves wearing a costume of an animal of some sort and taking a selfie and posting it, but I can't remember.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/601/623/361.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2021, 10:05:13 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 05:19:01 AM

What the f*ck???!!! You’ve got to be f*cking sh*tting me! I literally sat on my a** for at least half an hour yesterday scratching my f*cking head trying to figure out how to embed a f*cking gif. And you think this is a joke??!! F*ck you!
I thought you were serious until this post:
j_tour? I put my trust in you. What the f*ck?

I KNOW J_TOUR... you disgust me. I can't believe you scammed this poor, innocent user like that.

SHAME ON YOU!!!

Although - there's your hazing. Never, never trust J_Tour. We all learnt the hard way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 05:05:03 PM

My impressions of you guys are:
PeePee is like an Australian civilized piano teacher and arranger.
And j_tour is a homeless alcoholic who by some chance knows something about piano and lives in my time zone.

You guys are weird af.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: anacrusis on January 21, 2021, 05:26:39 PM

Personally I love pizza with tuna on it, but I hear that is one of those polarizing preferences where you either love it or hate it.

Oh and I just won this thread!!1!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 07:13:44 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 05:05:03 PM

My impressions of you guys are:
PeePee is like an Australian civilized piano teacher and arranger.
And j_tour is a homeless alcoholic who by some chance knows something about piano and lives in my time zone.

You guys are weird af.

Your days are becoming much shorter and less prosperous.  Coyotes always find the graves and devour the remains.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 10:18:48 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 07:13:44 PM

Your days are becoming much shorter and less prosperous.  Coyotes always find the graves and devour the remains.

And you’re supposed to be the coyote? Huh... I’m not scared. Do your worst.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l3UciEQNvaN0IWGpq/giphy.gif)

Holy sh*t that woman has a tall neck

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2021, 11:40:44 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 10:18:48 PM

And you’re supposed to be the coyote? Huh... I’m not scared. Do your worst.

No.  The coyote is a canid which identifies and scavenges animal tissue.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 11:44:52 PM

Super short win for you

I know what a coyote is. I was asking whether you wanted to be indentified as the coyote in that situation and I would be the remains.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 11:47:49 PM

Also what do you guys think of Queen? I used to be in a Queen era 2 years ago and was obsessed after watching the movie Bohemian Rhapsody like 2 years ago. Random question.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:53:58 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 05:05:03 PM

My impressions of you guys are:
PeePee is like an Australian civilized piano teacher and arranger.
And j_tour is a homeless alcoholic who by some chance knows something about piano and lives in my time zone.

You guys are weird af.

How is it I get roped into the 'weird as ***' category, when you were nice enough to call me a 'civilised piano teacher and arranger'.

How is that weird as ***??? Also, 'peepee' is what 5 year olds say. I'm sure you're older and more mature than that?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 22, 2021, 02:53:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:53:58 AM

How is it I get roped into the 'weird as ***' category, when you were nice enough to call me a 'civilised piano teacher and arranger'.

How is that weird as ***???

True lol. I meant j_tour mostly tbh. Idk why I put you in it, tbh idk why I put any of you in it lmao. It was just something to say. You guys are pretty chill.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:53:58 AM

Also, 'peepee' is what 5 year olds say. I'm sure you're older and more mature than that?!?

Outin said it once and now I just say it because it sounds good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2021, 05:32:12 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 11:47:49 PM

Also what do you guys think of Queen? I used to be in a Queen era 2 years ago and was obsessed after watching the movie Bohemian Rhapsody like 2 years ago. Random question.

I cannot stand Queen. You have good taste in foods but bad taste in music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2021, 05:35:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:53:58 AM

How is that weird as ***??? Also, 'peepee' is what 5 year olds say. I'm sure you're older and more mature than that?!?

Adults tend to talk to little children in their own language, don’t you know that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2021, 05:37:24 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 22, 2021, 02:53:29 AM

Outin said it once and now I just say it because it sounds good.

More than once, have not not read through the whole thread? Don’t you know that is the requirement to compete? Not that you have any chance of winning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 07:37:28 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 21, 2021, 11:47:49 PM

Also what do you guys think of Queen?

They were outrageous.  Completely fearless.  Some of my greatest influences.

(https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/a9Z4YfQztWl9d_CxrxHT0r1-D_k=/1400x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/DRBQL34LE5JE6CRXYPG2LWWUPE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:48:54 PM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2021, 05:37:24 AM

More than once, have not not read through the whole thread? Don’t you know that is the requirement to compete? Not that you have any chance of winning...

I'm thankful I have an adblocker on this site, and don't have to stare at that IDIOT Sacha Baron Cohen any more.

I think the mans a fool and one of the worst 'comedians' (if you can really call him that) in the world.

Also, while I am not a major fan of Queen, you have to admire a band that played their own instruments, wrote their own songs, sang them with their real voices without lip-synching or auto-tune.

Music these days is just SHITE!!!







Except Eminem, Pink & Adele.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2021, 01:08:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:48:54 PM

Except Eminem, Pink & Adele.

Who listens to that trash? Maybe you really are about 5 y old :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 01:31:58 PM

Quote from: outin on January 22, 2021, 01:08:50 PM

Who listens to that trash?

Those who don't like Dubstep or commercialised crap like Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears and all the bloody boy bands that plague the music industry...

Arseholes who look like models but can't sing for sh*t, whose voices are so bad they can't sing in tune and rely on auto-tune, and are too *** stupid to remember the lyrics so they lip-synch and charge $400 a ticket to move their mouth with nothing coming out, while they parade in idiotic dance moves to try and justify said exorbitant ticket prices.

20 years ago we used to go to concerts to listen to real performers... now we go there to see some trollop do an aerobics workout for 2 hours to backing tracks.

At least, Eminem, Pink and Adele don't do that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 22, 2021, 02:34:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 01:31:58 PM

Those who don't like Dubstep or commercialised crap like Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears and all the bloody boy bands that plague the music industry...

Arseholes who look like models but can't sing for sh*t, whose voices are so bad they can't sing in tune and rely on auto-tune, and are too *** stupid to remember the lyrics so they lip-synch and charge $400 a ticket to move their mouth with nothing coming out, while they parade in idiotic dance moves to try and justify said exorbitant ticket prices.

I know right??? I agree with you about Eminem and Adele, my dad listens to them a lot and I think they’re pretty authentic too.

Quote from: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 07:37:28 AM

They were outrageous.  Completely fearless.  Some of my greatest influences.

You mean the weird a** suits they wore during their concerts just like what the Borat guy wears? I should watch that at some point. Is it trash? It seems offensive from what I read about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 07:36:46 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K2c5tw4YloM/maxresdefault.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 12:53:58 AM

when you were nice enough to call me a 'civilised piano teacher and arranger'.

No, it said you are "like" such and such an Australian so and so.  It said the word "civilized," or as the people of the Queen spell it, "civilised," but I would have used other words.  And I would have held the meaning of those terms suspended in a παράβασις.

The child doesn't understand irony.  Therefore the facepalm.

And this one is just for me.

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/c2/09/8e/c2098eca305cb936186405acce7d24e4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 22, 2021, 10:47:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 01:31:58 PM

Those who don't like Dubstep or commercialised crap like Nicki Minaj, Britney Spears and all the bloody boy bands that plague the music industry...

Those are the only options you know??




Well, what can you expect from people who spend their lives hanging upside down...all that blood to the head cannot be good for your brain...

But at least these guys weren't so bad :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 11:06:04 PM

You people are digging yourselves shallower and shallower graves. 

Ab igne inferiori.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 11:47:43 PM

You're just jealous J_Tour that I was seen as civilised by other members of the forum... and you weren't.

Quote from: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 07:36:46 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/c2/09/8e/c2098eca305cb936186405acce7d24e4.jpg)

Who the *** is Torgo?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 11:54:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2021, 11:47:43 PM

You're just jealous J_Tour that I was seen as civilised by other members of the forum... and you weren't.

At least I wasn't called an Australian, you bleeding fancy lad.  No more Scott Morrison to deal with.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 12:16:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 22, 2021, 11:54:05 PM

At least I wasn't called an Australian, you bleeding fancy lad.  No more Scott Morrison to deal with.

I'd take him over Donald Trump any day over the last 50 months.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 12:26:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 12:16:30 AM

I'd take him over Donald Trump any day over the last 50 months.

Yeah, well at least that last one in the U.S. is again just another private citizen, subject to all civil and criminal lawsuits.

And at least tuna.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 04:18:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 12:26:34 AM

Yeah, well at least that last one in the U.S. is again just another private citizen, subject to all civil and criminal lawsuits.

YAH!!! Maybe there is no escaping the law.

(https://www.baltimoresun.com/resizer/9bl3i96gWRiFUr45rQqdGhp7k8o=/1200x0/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/2IWD3G7XGJCAHHKVJDLHINM67I.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 04:46:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 04:18:10 AM

YAH!!! Maybe there is no escaping the law

No. 

Pretty much sure you'll have been bitten by a water snake. 

Or whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/5Kqnp9s/il-570x-N-786557894-adev.jpg)

+

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

You done with the kid yet?  I had to get some ventilation.

Do you think he'll go for the top bunk or the bottom bunk?  It's a very important question. 

And my new choice of leg or midriff covering doesn't hide much.

Besides, piano kind of sucks.  It's got too many keys.  And not enough pedals.  Good Wulitzer EP by JPJ there, or just a Rhodes through a tremolo effect.  I think JPJ is just holding down the bass with one of those Moog devices:  sounds like it, anyway.  I think an elephant on quaaludes could hold that down while still doing the EP stuff.  And I'm not that great at using heel-toe for an actual bass line.  But vamping on I-perfect Fifth or perfect fourth is something I think even a mere piano player could do.

There's a brief gliss behind about midway through Page's solo that makes me think Rhodes, but JPJ could have easily had both set up, with the infamous "patch to the front" on the sawed-off Wurlitzer on top of the Hammond.  (64 key manual from A-->C, and the aux output is on the bottom of the keyboard, which you can patch or have patched to the front of the KB and get rid of those dinky little spindly legs and put it on top of the Hammond, typically. 
 
But, I would have just taken the Rhodes and done it like that.    (E-->C, 73 keys on the stage model).  The common denominator is, of course, the high C note, just like on a Hammond organ manual.  At a right angle to the organ or the acoustic piano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 10:07:05 AM

Me: I'm going to take 'Bad Rebus puzzles that don't make any sense' for $600, Alex.

Alex: This was the latest posting on a piano forum by a member who was possibly high on meth:

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 04:46:59 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5Kqnp9s/il-570x-N-786557894-adev.jpg)

+

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 10:40:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 10:07:05 AM

Me: I'm going to take 'Bad Rebus puzzles that don't make any sense' for $600, Alex.

Alex: This was the latest posting on a piano forum by a member who was possibly high on meth:

Oh, so close.  Judges rule that we were looking for "shallow graves discovered by canids."  We also hear that "zip ties" and "bleach" would have been accepted as well.

And now for a short message from our sponsors of this evening's broadcast, "Bounty" brand paper towels and Acme brand rubber toilet plungers, as well as a special brief presentation from our friends at Phillip Morris.

You're never to young to enter flavor country.  Where men are frightened inmates and the women are not blonde, but also frightened inmates.

A little Strafkolonie we call flavor country.

Go upset your neighbors and play this on the piano along to the record.  Do unto others before they do unto you.

If you can't play along with it, here's a crib:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 02:14:16 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 10:40:47 AM

Oh, so close.  Judges rule that we were looking for "shallow graves discovered by canids."  We also hear that "zip ties" and "bleach" would have been accepted as well.

And now for a short message from our sponsors of this evening's broadcast, "Bounty" brand paper towels and Acme brand rubber toilet plungers, as well as a special brief presentation from our friends at Phillip Morris.

Damn... can't believe I didn't guess that one... what was I thinking.

Also, your imagination is incredibly agile. I can't believe you come up with this crap. Who thinks to thank a sponsor in an internet forum.

Although I presume you've had many sponsors in your life... haven't you? Don't know how many of them have worked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 23, 2021, 07:00:04 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 04:46:59 AM

No. 

Pretty much sure you'll have been bitten by a water snake. 

Or whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/5Kqnp9s/il-570x-N-786557894-adev.jpg)

+

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

You done with the kid yet?  I had to get some ventilation.

Do you think he'll go for the top bunk or the bottom bunk?  It's a very important question. 

And my new choice of leg or midriff covering doesn't hide much.

Besides, piano kind of sucks.  It's got too many keys.  And not enough pedals.  Good Wulitzer EP by JPJ there, or just a Rhodes through a tremolo effect.  I think JPJ is just holding down the bass with one of those Moog devices:  sounds like it, anyway.  I think an elephant on quaaludes could hold that down while still doing the EP stuff.  And I'm not that great at using heel-toe for an actual bass line.  But vamping on I-perfect Fifth or perfect fourth is something I think even a mere piano player could do.

There's a brief gliss behind about midway through Page's solo that makes me think Rhodes, but JPJ could have easily had both set up, with the infamous "patch to the front" on the sawed-off Wurlitzer on top of the Hammond.  (64 key manual from A-->C, and the aux output is on the bottom of the keyboard, which you can patch or have patched to the front of the KB and get rid of those dinky little spindly legs and put it on top of the Hammond, typically. 
 
But, I would have just taken the Rhodes and done it like that.    (E-->C, 73 keys on the stage model).  The common denominator is, of course, the high C note, just like on a Hammond organ manual.  At a right angle to the organ or the acoustic piano.

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 10:40:47 AM

Oh, so close.  Judges rule that we were looking for "shallow graves discovered by canids."  We also hear that "zip ties" and "bleach" would have been accepted as well.

And now for a short message from our sponsors of this evening's broadcast, "Bounty" brand paper towels and Acme brand rubber toilet plungers, as well as a special brief presentation from our friends at Phillip Morris.

You're never to young to enter flavor country.  Where men are frightened inmates and the women are not blonde, but also frightened inmates.

A little Strafkolonie we call flavor country.

Go upset your neighbors and play this on the piano along to the record.  Do unto others before they do unto you.

If you can't play along with it, here's a crib:

What the f*ck is going on in this thread??? I don’t understand sh*t said here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 23, 2021, 08:47:43 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 23, 2021, 07:00:04 PM

What the f*ck is going on in this thread??? I don’t understand sh*t said here.

That's ok, it just means it's time for you to exit and not come back :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 09:50:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2021, 02:14:16 PM

Although I presume you've had many sponsors in your life... haven't you? Don't know how many of them have worked.

Sure.  That's one reason I keep every claw hammer still coated in blood and hair in a private bank deposit box.  Sponsors don't last, but they seek me out and must be dealt with.

The tools of dispatch are meant for one use only.  Someday when I trick a woman into carrying fructus ventris sui to term, it will be my legacy to my son, Achille Claude.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bf/00/ce/bf00cee898be1ff121aa0c7ebbdc58bf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on January 23, 2021, 10:16:21 PM

Quote from: outin on January 23, 2021, 08:47:43 PM

That's ok, it just means it's time for you to exit and not come back :)

Probably. Goodbye.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 01:22:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2021, 09:50:33 PM

Sure.  That's one reason I keep every claw hammer still coated in blood and hair in a private bank deposit box.  Sponsors don't last, but they seek me out and must be dealt with.

Ahhh... now it all makes sense. I've finally figured out who J_Tour is:

(https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/dexter-revival.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 03:13:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 01:22:23 AM

Ahhh... now it all makes sense. I've finally figured out who J_Tour is:

(https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/dexter-revival.jpg)

You're going to make me cry.

I'll never be half the serial killer Dexter is.

I still haven't mastered the use of strychnine for dogs and other nuisances.

I just have my claw hammers.

I'm so weak! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 03:21:10 AM

Well... I'm sure you'll make it some day. All you really have to do is:

1) Pick your favourite celebrity
2) Sneak into their heavily guarded mansion
3) ... and bludgeon them to death.

You'll get your name known across the lands then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 03:43:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 03:21:10 AM

Well... I'm sure you'll make it some day. All you really have to do is:

1) Pick your favourite celebrity
2) Sneak into their heavily guarded mansion
3) ... and bludgeon them to death.

You'll get your name known across the lands then.

No, no, no.  None of that Manson Family bullsh*t.

Those people were amateurs.  Total bush league.

I just have to find a famous young woman of ability and beauty, and convince her of my undying fealty and affection.

They love it.  They pretend they don't, but trust me.  It's foolproof.

I can also mutilate myself if she requires proof that I am a heroic protector.

And, I can practice on some of the gals from work.  With successful practice, my plan cannot fail.

In addition, like all meritorious plans, it includes careful observation, stealth, and a human ear.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 07:48:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 03:43:04 AM

I can also mutilate myself if she requires proof that I am a heroic protector.

Is anyone else creeped out by that statement???

Edit: You know what I *** hate about the internet? Now almost every single image you google is branded by companies that now own the image. Nothing worse than trying to get an image of what you want have it branded 'PHOTOSTOCK across the whole bloody thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 08:05:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 07:48:38 AM

Is anyone else creeped out by that statement???

What, a little cutting and slicing? 

It's fine.

You Scotsmen are so sensitive. 

I bet you even let your victims escape on purpose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:15:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 03:13:15 AM

You're going to make me cry.

I'll never be half the serial killer Dexter is.

Or half as cute? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:17:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 07:48:38 AM

Is anyone else creeped out by that statement???

Edit: You know what I *** hate about the internet? Now almost every single image you google is branded by companies that now own the image. Nothing worse than trying to get an image of what you want have it branded 'PHOTOSTOCK across the whole bloody thing.

Well...if things go well you aussies won't be able to google anything in the future :)
Which means there's no point for you to stay in this thread and I will finally win it for good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:18:58 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 23, 2021, 10:16:21 PM

Probably. Goodbye.

One gone, a few more to go...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 01:24:54 PM

Quote from: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:17:53 AM

Well...if things go well you aussies won't be able to google anything in the future :)
Which means there's no point for you to stay in this thread and I will finally win it for good.

I still have my words... and while a picture may paint 1000 words, it's not that hard to...

...copy and paste 1,000 words from other internet sites.

At least our government is standing up to a Corporate giant who milks information from reputable people and doesn't pay them... or tax.

Whats your government done in the last 4 years??? Oh yeah...

...he played a jillion rounds of *** GOLF!!!

(https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxbusiness.com/foxbusiness.com/content/uploads/2021/01/0/0/Trump-golfing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2021, 02:46:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 01:24:54 PM

At least our government is standing up to a Corporate giant who milks information from reputable people and doesn't pay them... or tax.

Whats your government done in the last 4 years??? Oh yeah...

...he played a jillion rounds of *** GOLF!!!

Wait, that has nothing to do with MY government. This guy would not last a week up here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 24, 2021, 03:04:57 PM

Posting for the win.... again...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2021, 03:34:48 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 23, 2021, 07:00:04 PM

What the f*ck is going on in this thread??? I don’t understand sh*t said here.

It's because when you read what j_tour writes sometimes you have to read beyond the words and look at the space inbetween the letters and the words not used, or you can get drunk and then it becomes clearer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 05:33:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2021, 01:24:54 PM

...he played a jillion rounds of *** GOLF!!!

That Scottish game?  Yeah, I'm not surprised people like that play it quite a bit. 

Would you stop posting pictures of that ***wad?  I've avoided looking at or listening to that stain for decades, successfully.

You actively seek out his image, however.  That's not wise.  It's like summoning a ghoul or animating the Golem of Prague.

Quote from: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:15:05 AM

Or half as cute? ;)

Yeah right.  I can flip any chick in the house, man.  Turn her out and let the money start rolling in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:57:45 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 05:33:31 PM

Yeah right.  I can flip any chick in the house, man.  Turn her out and let the money start rolling in.

Well, I think D is quite cute for an american...I’d do him :)
Of course I’d probably have to eat him afterwards like spider girls do...just as a precaution...

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Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2021, 01:08:07 AM

Quote from: outin on January 24, 2021, 09:57:45 PM

Well, I think D is quite cute for an american...I’d do him :)
Of course I’d probably have to eat him afterwards like spider girls do...just as a precaution...

Tcheh.  He's a fancy lad.  I bet he cries after sex, every time.

I bet he wears nothing but the following, all the time.  That may sound pretty appealing at first, in a Karl Hungus sort of way, but think some more about it.  You couldn't take him anywhere!

And he's hideously old!  Ancient!  With little old person bird legs, liver spots, a pronounced tremor, incontinent when it comes to both solid and liquid waste, and false teeth.  And he's bald!  Look at that wig! 

I don't think he wears a bag on his hip, though, so, despite the penis amputation, he's got that going for him.

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2021, 02:13:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2021, 05:33:31 PM

Would you stop posting pictures of that ***wad?  I've avoided looking at or listening to that stain for decades, successfully.

Who... you mean this guy?!?

(https://foreignpolicy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/gettyimages-488226322.jpg)

You do mean Trump, don't you... as in Donald Trump.

(https://content.fortune.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ap_20512607534.jpg)

Ex-president of the United States of America, and all round disgrace of a human being???

I am MORE than happy to flood the forums with pictures of that geezer if it means I've got a good chance of knocking you off this forum.

I mean, there's MILLIONS of images of him on the internet. I've got a seemingly infinite supply of them... like this one:

(https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6448326.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PAYDonald-Trump.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2021, 02:30:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2021, 02:13:33 AM

Who... you mean this guy?!?

To paraphrase a line from the classic movie Jeepers Creepers, "I see you suffering in a small room."

Or, as is well known, when "Stairway to Heaven" is played backwards, one is told "There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer."

You're not ready, son, to receive messages from the occult world.

Also, *** you for those goddamned rtarded *** pictures.  ***.

How about some cheesecake pinups, or for the ladies, some beefcake muscle magazine photos?

Anything but these contumelies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2021, 04:23:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2021, 02:30:41 AM

Also, *** you for those goddamned rtarded *** pictures.  ***.

I think my new thing now, is I'm going to try and find photos with the exact facial expression I believe he'd use if you had said that to his face. Let's give it a try:

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/08/13/USAT/4fcfc399-0a9d-4711-b0f5-5cfa45f23ae3-AP20226667076368.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2021, 05:04:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2021, 04:23:48 AM

I think my new thing now, is I'm going to try and find photos with the exact facial expression I believe he'd use if you had said that to his face. Let's give it a try:

I've got a better idea.  How about I put my foot where it don't shine, you roustabout?

(https://i.ibb.co/vwxwftT/moe-howard-248616-1-402.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2021, 05:43:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2021, 05:04:56 AM

I've got a better idea.  How about I put my foot where it don't shine, you roustabout?

I think he's ahead of you...

(https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/622474/rtx1gzco.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 25, 2021, 01:57:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2021, 04:23:48 AM

I think my new thing now, is I'm going to try and find photos with the exact facial expression I believe he'd use if you had said that to his face. Let's give it a try:

(https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/08/13/USAT/4fcfc399-0a9d-4711-b0f5-5cfa45f23ae3-AP20226667076368.jpg)

You have that, I have...

(https://i2.wp.com/lillytheunicorn.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/cat4.jpg)

Who's gonna win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2021, 07:56:32 PM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2021, 01:57:28 PM

Who's gonna win?

I vote for the picture of edible creatures.  The kittens' veins are probably not full of embalming fluid.  Ready for the fire pit.  The fur just falls right off, and the skin is crisp and delicious.

Save the ears, feet, and tails for soup.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2021, 01:13:34 AM

Quote from: outin on January 25, 2021, 01:57:28 PM

You have that, I have...

(https://i2.wp.com/lillytheunicorn.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/cat4.jpg)

Who's gonna win?

(https://images.newrepublic.com/4aa3c4e7c6c23682dff17fd422749bcd840a822b.jpeg)

Well... he won for 4 years. That's not bad for a toupee with a man attached to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 26, 2021, 05:16:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2021, 01:13:34 AM

Well... he won for 4 years. That's not bad for a toupee with a man attached to it.

I don't see any picture attached. 

Are you having the same problem as that kid?

Wait, is this what you were trying to post?

(https://www.usanewscourt.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Paul-Hogan-Net-Worth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2021, 05:40:24 AM

Christ No... Paul Hogans a moron. He had one good movie going for him decades ago and he's been trying to live off past glory; not to mention horde his money without paying taxes.

I have no respect for the guy whatsoever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 26, 2021, 06:06:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2021, 05:40:24 AM

Christ No... Paul Hogans a moron. He had one good movie going for him decades ago and he's been trying to live off past glory; not to mention horde his money without paying taxes.

I have no respect for the guy whatsoever.

I know that. 

*Lightning Jack* was indeed an excellent movie.

So, you're saying he was a leaking used scumbag who won something once and should not be memorialized in photographic tribute?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2021, 11:15:16 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 26, 2021, 06:06:13 AM

So, you're saying he was a leaking used scumbag who won something once and should not be memorialized in photographic tribute?

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/VNF7YegY0DMwU/source.gif)

Yes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 26, 2021, 11:53:39 PM

Quote from: ivorycherry on January 23, 2021, 07:00:04 PM

What the f*ck is going on in this thread??? I don’t understand sh*t said here.

It's evolved beyond your understanding.  However, Trump's in the thread a lot now, so the bar is set pretty low there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2021, 01:45:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 26, 2021, 11:53:39 PM

It's evolved beyond your understanding.  However, Trump's in the thread a lot now, so the bar is set pretty low there.

I'll tell you what's what:  somebody's about to get cut if they keep up with the jibber-jabber.  I won't say who.  Or when.  But now it's a rumble!

And not one of those fancy choreographed routines with song and dance:  I might have to take my shirt off and use my special technique.

In addition, since you people are all fanatics about pizza, and I admit it is OK, since I have to buy more propane for my blowtorch for the top of the pizza, I can use same tool from which defeat to is great  American villain who is hero of much photography inside of the States and over the seas.

(https://i.insider.com/4f9f803a69bedda61300000c?width=480)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2021, 05:46:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 26, 2021, 11:53:39 PM

However, Trump's in the thread a lot now, so the bar is set pretty low there.

HEY... You guys voted him in, so you already set a record for how low the bar could go.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2021, 05:58:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2021, 05:46:57 AM

HEY... You guys voted him in, so you already set a record for how low the bar could go.

"Guys"?  That is not very woke, man. 

I'm not happy, but at least I don't relish looking at some irrelevant criminal pig's photographs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2021, 10:22:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 27, 2021, 05:58:01 AM

Seriously??? What the heck was that? The quality was so bad it was like watching what would happen if a bootlegger walked into the movie, recorded said film on an 80's camera, and then filmed the footage as it played on an 80's TV with vaseline smeared all over the lens, and just to top it off - run the audio through a audio system that hasn't been used in 80 years.

There are Balinese bootlegs better quality than that video... and that's saying something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2021, 04:44:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2021, 10:22:13 AM

Seriously??? What the heck was that? The quality was so bad it was like watching what would happen if a bootlegger walked into the movie, recorded said film on an 80's camera, and then filmed the footage as it played on an 80's TV with vaseline smeared all over the lens, and just to top it off - run the audio through a audio system that hasn't been used in 80 years.

Yeah, sure, whatever.  Videophiles are even worse than audiophiles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2021, 11:45:09 PM

It is 2020, I mean... if you can't get a good quality video source, then you're just not looking hard enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 01:39:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2021, 11:45:09 PM

It is 2020, I mean... if you can't get a good quality video source, then you're just not looking hard enough.

I didn't look at all.  Anyway, everyone knows that scene.  Not my problem.

And anyway, what year is it again? 

I'll just leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2021, 02:06:51 AM

No... I prefer to think of this year as 2020 [Take 2].

We didn't really get a 2020 so this year will have to take its place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 02:59:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2021, 02:06:51 AM

No... I prefer to think of this year as 2020 [Take 2].

We didn't really get a 2020 so this year will have to take its place.

Bullshit!  ;D  Haven't you been bragging about how deftly your guru master Scott Morrison has whipped CV-19, enabling you to frolic unencumbered on the snake-infested "pristine" beaches during your summer?

;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2021, 03:33:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 02:59:41 AM

Bullshit!  ;D  Haven't you been bragging about how deftly your guru master Scott Morrison

Excuse me? No. Scott Morrison is a twat in my books. The real hero is Mark McGowan. He's the one who allowed us to

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 02:59:41 AM

frolic unencumbered on our pristine beaches during summer

[I made a few corrections]

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Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 04:11:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2021, 03:33:59 AM

Excuse me? No. Scott Morrison is a twat in my books. The real hero is Mark McGowan. He's the one who allowed us to

[I made a few corrections]

Shane MacGowan is a legend! 

Love that guy!

Why do you insist the beaches of Australia are infested with snakes?  The white sand beaches look rather inviting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2021, 07:01:37 AM

I didn't say the beaches were infested with snakes. YOU said the beaches were infested with snakes. There are motherf***ing sharks though.

I said EVERYWHERE else is infested with snakes - mainly swamps and shitholes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 07:35:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2021, 07:01:37 AM

I didn't say the beaches were infested with snakes. YOU said the beaches were infested with snakes. There are motherf***ing sharks though.

I said EVERYWHERE else is infested with snakes - mainly swamps and shitholes.

Right.  So the water is infested with jellyfish and the land is infested with snakes.

That's what I said!

(https://media.tenor.com/images/4695eced11d09adf8a3004059de10a16/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 28, 2021, 07:56:27 PM

Our beaches are completely safe! No snakes, jellyfish or covid restrictions :)

(https://www.turunavantouimarit.fi/@Bin/213349/IMG_37832.jpeg)

But sorry, you cannot come, we just closed the borders...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 08:14:38 PM

Quote from: outin on January 28, 2021, 07:56:27 PM

But sorry, you cannot come, we just closed the borders...

Astral projection.  A secret from ancient aliens.  You can just call me Pazuzu.  Or Pumaman. 

I go where trouble is needed.  To the soft and complacent, I bring torment and woe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2021, 01:43:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2021, 04:11:50 AM

Why do you insist the beaches of Australia are infested with snakes?  The white sand beaches look rather inviting.

No... let's just clarify something. YOU said that I claimed the beaches were infested with snakes.

I did no such thing. I think you're off your meds... that or you've been drinking again.

Have you been getting into grandpa's hooch again???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2021, 02:22:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2021, 01:43:11 AM

No... let's just clarify something. YOU said that I claimed the beaches were infested with snakes.

I did no such thing. I think you're off your meds... that or you've been drinking again.

Have you been getting into grandpa's hooch again???

So the sharks can come onto the beaches, and the jellyfish stay in the water, and the snakes only like to hide in the snow.

Pappy van Winkle is a very good bourbon whiskey, if you like that sort of thing.  I only drink Kilbeggan, generally. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2021, 03:29:28 AM

I've actually had Johnnie Walker Blue label...

sh*t, that stuff goes down easy. There's no burning sensation like you get in all those really cheap whiskies.

One day, I'll build myself a nice bar and stock it with nice drinks and spirits. Till then - a good beer is less than $2 a can here so I'll just enjoy it.

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Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2021, 03:52:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2021, 03:29:28 AM

I've actually had Johnnie Walker Blue label...

Who'd you have to go down on to drink that?  I was thinking of picking up one of the regular Johnnie Walkers for fun maybe next week, but it definitely won't be JW Blue.

tl,dr follows:

Middle-of-the-road Irish whiskies, like Jameson or Powers Gold, tend to be smooth, because of the traditional triple-distillation process.  However, I think it robs the whiskey of some of its character, although there are still nuances.  Mind you, those two whiskies are pretty good, but not something one would necessarily savor very slowly.  Although the Jameson "caskmates" editions, aged relatively briefly, in terms of years, in used Stout or IPA barrels, are pretty clever.  I no longer think it's necessarily just a marketing gimmick, although it is that as well.

A newcomer to the market, by a firm called Slane, is a bit rough, but somewhat interesting.  I still think Kilbeggan, even in their base product, has the most nuance for a middle-of-the-shelf whiskey.  It's not triple distilled, nor in their core products aged for more than several years, but it's smooth enough to enjoy neat.

As is Tullamore D.E.W., but it's kind of a boring flavor for me.

Yes, I admit that Scotch whisky is appealing, even at the same middle-shelf levels.  The Teacher's Highland Cream is very good for a regular whisky, and I'll be drinking more Scotch eventually to train myself to overcome my dislike of the peated smoke. 

Because there are good complex flavors beneath the confounding factor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2021, 11:44:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 29, 2021, 03:52:07 PM

Who'd you have to go down on to drink that?  I was thinking of picking up one of the regular Johnnie Walkers for fun maybe next week, but it definitely won't be JW Blue.

No one... I was gifted it from a friend. Sadly enough, it's tainted me as now I almost never drink the Red Label as it tastes like sulfuric acid in comparison.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 01:05:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2021, 11:44:49 PM

No one... I was gifted it from a friend. Sadly enough, it's tainted me as now I almost never drink the Red Label as it tastes like sulfuric acid in comparison.

Pretty nice gift.

Aw, you Scots claim to be so tough, I'm sure you can find something interesting to drink that won't upset your delicate palate.

For example, one of the more famous staples of pubs in Ireland is the humble "Paddy's" whiskey, of which I just bought a bottle today.

It is triple-distilled, so fairly smooth, but it has some aggressive notes of black pepper and a mild caramel finish.  Very drinkable neat.  And distilled in Cork, I believe, where it might be the only major distillery in town.

20 USD per bottle, when I finally found a liquor store that carries more Irish than the one across the street.

I could not believe they want 35 USD for Powers Gold, though:  it's an OK whiskey, maybe the best seller in Ireland, but that's about 10 USD too expensive for that. 

No, you don't get to call me a ponce for describing whiskies!  It's just what I think.

You can call me a poofter for enjoying breaking in a new briar pipe, though.  I like pipes, but it is slightly foppish in unconfident hands, I admit.  Not a problem with me, though:  that's just for quelques parvenus fronts peu ridés.

One of these days I'll go up a notch in Scotch whisky with Glenmorangie 10-year, which I've heard is a good choice for a modest but respectable Scotch, but not before I've tried more of the deeper aged Irish whiskies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2021, 10:26:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 01:05:14 AM

For example, one of the more famous staples of pubs in Ireland is the humble "Paddy's" whiskey, of which I just bought a bottle today.

It is triple-distilled, so fairly smooth, but it has some aggressive notes of black pepper and a mild caramel finish.  Very drinkable neat.  And distilled in Cork, I believe, where it might be the only major distillery in town.

No, you don't get to call me a ponce for describing whiskies!

But I REALLY WANT TO call you one...

[Holy crap]

While trying to come across an adequate picture to post... (don't ask how, but) I managed to come across some soft-core Sonic the Hedgehog porn.

What is WRONG with the internet? There are SOME THINGS that should just remain as innocent as they are. SONIC IS ONE OF THEM, DAMNIT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 10:29:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2021, 10:26:06 AM

But I REALLY WANT TO call you one...

[Holy crap]

While trying to come across an adequate picture to post... (don't ask how, but) I managed to come across some soft-core Sonic the Hedgehog porn.

What is WRONG with the internet? There are SOME THINGS that should just remain as innocent as they are. SONIC IS ONE OF THEM, DAMNIT!!!

All right.  You should probably just sleep it off.  Have some strong coffee in the morning.

And always remember, I'm with you always:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w_JuE5v_QOc/X5yE6pKaoEI/AAAAAAABcDY/K48elKNvTL8b3JUzdO0OnXjCIGPd-iDFgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Jerry%25E2%2580%2599s%2BNightmare.JPG)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2021, 10:50:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 10:29:41 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-w_JuE5v_QOc/X5yE6pKaoEI/AAAAAAABcDY/K48elKNvTL8b3JUzdO0OnXjCIGPd-iDFgCLcBGAsYHQ/s2048/Jerry%25E2%2580%2599s%2BNightmare.JPG)

How cute! I think I want a new pet!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 30, 2021, 11:20:56 AM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2021, 10:50:52 AM

How cute! I think I want a new pet!

*Pets outin on the head*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 07:04:06 PM

Go ahead, you all have earned it.  Have some more animal companions.  Everyone just take one, though, because they have to make several portions instead of a blood thinner how many trying to make into powder.

(https://ijl.2c8.myftpupload.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Rangers_Pencil.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 30, 2021, 08:36:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 07:04:06 PM

Go ahead, you all have earned it.  Have some more animal companions.  Everyone just take one, though, because they have to make several portions instead of a blood thinner how many trying to make into powder.

(https://ijl.2c8.myftpupload.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Rangers_Pencil.jpg)

Those are not cute at all :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2021, 08:51:24 PM

Quote from: outin on January 30, 2021, 08:36:19 PM

Those are not cute at all :(

But they're my friends! 

>:(

The reindeer/elk guy looks chill.  I bet he smokes a lot of weed when he's not park rangering.  And he's the boss:  necktie and everything!  Definitely the best one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 02:39:10 AM

Is it just me or is it mainly the Japanese who seem to humanise animals and make films and anime about them???

And seriously... what is their fascination about Godzilla? I've just seen the latest trailer and I really, REALLY, SERIOUSLY really don't want to watch it.

It looks abysmal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 31, 2021, 03:05:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 02:39:10 AM

And seriously... what is their fascination about Godzilla?

You mean "Goh jirrah"?  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2021, 04:13:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 02:39:10 AM

It looks abysmal.

Probably.  I haven't seen any advertisements about the movie.

But is it as abysmal as this?

That's the penalty for losing the thread!  John Malkovich is watching.  And waiting.

(https://i.ibb.co/9yhD7WV/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 07:02:38 AM

I hate to say it, but Perth is entering Lockdown as of 5pm tonight... so you know what that means...

I'm going to be all over this thread like white on rice...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2021, 07:13:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 07:02:38 AM

I hate to say it, but Perth is entering Lockdown as of 5pm tonight... so you know what that means...

I'm going to be all over this thread like white on rice...

I'm going to beat you like a red-headed stepchild.

Because:

https://imgur.com/a/LoOq9lY

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 07:45:53 AM

No offense, but I don't think John Malkovich can really do a Russian accent.

It's like listening to second class actors try to impersonate a Scottish or South African accent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2021, 08:04:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 02:39:10 AM

And seriously... what is their fascination about Godzilla? I've just seen the latest trailer and I really, REALLY, SERIOUSLY really don't want to watch it.

It looks abysmal.

Godzilla is cute! Especially the original one.

One explanation is that it's their past...Hiroshima could have created something like that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on January 31, 2021, 08:04:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 07:02:38 AM

I hate to say it, but Perth is entering Lockdown as of 5pm tonight... so you know what that means...

I'm going to be all over this thread like white on rice...

But I only eat brown rice!

And I will win even if we don't need any lock downs :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2021, 08:23:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 07:45:53 AM

No offense, but I don't think John Malkovich can really do a Russian accent.

It's like listening to second class actors try to impersonate a Scottish or South African accent.

That's crazy talk.  Malkovich speaks French at a near-native level, therefore he is a master of all accents!

Regardless, he is so unsetisfyet that he'll be on you like white on rice when I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 09:24:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2021, 08:23:45 AM

Regardless, he is so unsetisfyet that he'll be on you like white on rice when I win.

I'm sorry... he's so WHAT NOW??? Are you just making up words J_Tour, or are you having a stroke?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2021, 04:00:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2021, 09:24:38 AM

Are you just making up words J_Tour, or are you having a stroke?

Can't it be both?

I feel soo unsetsifyet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LRw679gUIw)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 03:53:23 AM

Quote from: outin on January 31, 2021, 08:04:57 AM

But I only eat brown rice!

And I will win even if we don't need any lock downs :)

All right, I have to know.

I prefer rice to white flour breads and pastas, but I think most cultures where rice is eaten regularly would equate brown rice with eating clay-based kitty litter.

Not that much added fiber, especially if one has a high-fiber diet already.

But, I award some points because it reminds me of this tune:

ZZ Top Groovy Little Hippie Pad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyKeQjFKzWg)

And before you start running your mouth off, p_p, it's becoming less and less common for utubers to allow embedded videos.  And that restriction is easy to implement.

So click the link.  Do it!  Don't look at me!  Do it!  Don't you ever look at me!  Do it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2021, 07:23:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 03:53:23 AM

So click the link.  Do it!  Don't look at me!  Do it!  Don't you ever look at me!  Do it!

Noooo, thank you. You've broken my heart trust too many times J_Tour.

With the inane cat pictures and videos you used to post back in the day, and the terrifying stuff you seem to find on the internet, I am using my better judgement and not touching that link.

My ears can only bare to see so much.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 08:28:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2021, 07:23:33 AM

Noooo, thank you. You've broken my heart trust too many times J_Tour.

With the inane cat pictures and videos you used to post back in the day, and the terrifying stuff you seem to find on the internet, I am using my better judgement and not touching that link.

My ears can only bare to see so much.

eye fheel zoo unsetisfeyet.

yust leyek ei jyn myen cjomink in fur a kviki, you must fel proud and good!

shtronk enough to beet ze virld!

Yep.  It's Wesley Willis time again. (https://youtu.be/gQl-lLPHnfE)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2021, 09:28:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 08:28:31 AM

Yep.  It's Wesley Willis time again. (https://youtu.be/gQl-lLPHnfE)

That's only if I click the link... which I didn't. So it isn't Wesley Willis time.

Sorry... although I know of one of his contempories who had a better sense of rhythm and timing. His songs to me are in better taste:

Knowing you, you probably know of his style and music (https://youtu.be/gQl-lLPHnfE)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 01, 2021, 03:16:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 03:53:23 AM

All right, I have to know.

I prefer rice to white flour breads and pastas, but I think most cultures where rice is eaten regularly would equate brown rice with eating clay-based kitty litter.

Not that much added fiber, especially if one has a high-fiber diet already.

I like to have something to chew on, white rice is tasteless and too soft for my taste...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 06:10:08 PM

Quote from: outin on February 01, 2021, 03:16:26 PM

white rice is tasteless and too soft for my taste...

Ah.  So you don't know how to cook a nice basmati rice on the stove. 

And you admit it.

That's actually a bold, risky assertion, especially in this pit of vipers.  Grudging respect.

Cooked properly a good white rice is not an undifferentiated mass of soft bland goo, but the grains are distinct, individual pillows of delicate flavor and subtle aroma.  Best achieved using the pilaf method by hand (without added spices or vegetables), not in a machine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 06:54:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2021, 09:28:38 AM

That's only if I click the link... which I didn't. So it isn't Wesley Willis time.

What is this?  Some kind of "if a tree falls in the forest" epistemic riddle?

It's by fiat Wesley Willis time, whether you acknowledge it or not.

It probably should hardly ever be Wesley Willis time.....only in very grave circumstances....but I'm not clicking your link either.  It's probably some Lou Reed Metal Machine Music or some Yoko Ono sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 12:47:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 06:54:47 PM

I'm not clicking your link either.  It's probably some Lou Reed Metal Machine Music or some Yoko Ono sh*t.

Oh come on... I ain't that much of a sadist. Even I wouldn't listen to Yoko Ono...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 03:50:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 12:47:02 AM

Oh come on... I ain't that much of a sadist. Even I wouldn't listen to Yoko Ono...

Oh, I've stumbled across your secret.  You want to mash on Yoko Ono in a crowded public commuter train.

Still, you probably know how to appreciate good quality white, aromatic rice, given your proximity to some of the great rice cultures of the world, such as Antarctica and others.

So.  You get half points.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 03:56:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 03:50:31 AM

You want to mash on Yoko Ono in a crowded public commuter train.

No... Not even John Lennon wanted to mash on Yoko Ono... don't say horrible things like that.

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 03:50:31 AM

Still, you probably know how to appreciate good quality white, aromatic rice, given your proximity to some of the great rice cultures of the world, such as Antarctica and others.

We have some great restaurants in Perth, so yeah - it's great to be here. Also, unlike America - our food isn't saturated with *** sugar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 04:01:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 03:56:33 AM

No... Not even John Lennon wanted to mash on Yoko Ono... don't say horrible things like that.

Well it's too late for that, isn't it?

Besides, Outin has openly defied your anti-Gojira edict.

I command you to defend your convictions!

I want to see a fight erupt over Japanese monster movies!

(Oh, Gamera is the best, BTW.  For it is made of turtle meat.  Mothra is pretty dumb, as far as giant mutant moths go, though.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 06:42:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 04:01:35 AM

Besides, Outin has openly defied your anti-Gojira edict.

(Oh, Gamera is the best, BTW.  For it is made of turtle meat.  Mothra is pretty dumb, as far as giant mutant moths go, though.)

They're all sh*t for goodness sake. No one cares about Godzilla anymore, or any of his friends/enemies.

People apparently these days just want to see superheroes who can shoot lightning out of their butt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 06:57:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 06:42:19 AM

They're all sh*t for goodness sake. No one cares about Godzilla anymore, or any of his friends/enemies.

People apparently these days just want to see superheroes who can shoot lightning out of their butt.

Well, well. 

What it sounds like is we got a citizen of the world who isn't ready for some football.

That's a damn shame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 08:52:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 06:57:54 AM

What it sounds like is we got a citizen of the world who isn't ready for some football.

Depends on what you mean by football... if you mean this:

(https://intersport.com.au/wp-content/uploads/U_411_RED_V1_CT-1.jpg)

Then you're god damn right. A bunch of men, groping each other and hugging; they might as well just skip the foreplay and go onto shagging on the field. It's pretty much piggy in the middle, but there's way too many players. They handle the ball, jump on each others shoulders and just chuck it when they can't be bothered handling it anymore.

If you're talking about this though:

(https://static.nike.com/a/images/t_PDP_1728_v1/f_auto,b_rgb:f5f5f5/0fddc22d-f2ee-4f92-828c-75e3e416728a/premier-league-strike-football-c52H9M.jpg)

Then THAT is the sport of legends. When you take away the ability to touch the ball with your hands, you REALLY make it a sport; a test of skill and dexterity that really shows how well people can control the ball without the use of their hands.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 04:30:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2021, 08:52:35 AM

When you take away the ability to touch the ball with your hands, you REALLY make it a sport; a test of skill and dexterity that really shows how well people can control the ball without the use of their hands.

Oh, the sport of falling down at the slightest contact and whining like a toddler to try to squeeze out a "penalty" kick?

Meh, none of the footballs is that good.

But a sport where each team has a player on the arena called the "enforcer" is a little more compelling.

It's no fun if someone doesn't lose some teeth or blood on a regular basis.

(https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTY4MTAyNDc2MjczNDkzMzc2/tie-domi-maple-leafs-fightning-nhl-1300jpg.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 02, 2021, 05:14:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2021, 06:10:08 PM

Ah.  So you don't know how to cook a nice basmati rice on the stove. 

I don't cook any more than absolutely necessary. And I don't like basmati rice that much either. Tastes a bit like nuts. I am allergic to nuts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 05:34:25 PM

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qelUpUub3Gk/Taz5YUhwrFI/AAAAAAAAAD8/LLeOFLq4yuQ/s320/MrPeanutKiller.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2021, 01:24:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2021, 04:30:16 PM

It's no fun if someone doesn't lose some teeth or blood on a regular basis.

So I take it you're also a big fan of boxing - seeing someone get the sh*t knocked out of them as two sadists wail against each other and vent their unresolved aggression?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 02:28:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2021, 01:24:46 AM

So I take it you're also a big fan of boxing - seeing someone get the sh*t knocked out of them as two sadists wail against each other and vent their unresolved aggression?

Yep.  I agree with novelist Margaret Atwood that Western boxing is the purest expression of strategy, skill, strength, and speed that exists in the world of sport.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2021, 05:29:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 02:28:32 AM

Yep.  I agree with novelist Margaret Atwood that Western boxing is the purest expression of strategy, skill, strength, and speed that exists in the world of sport.

Strategy? Not sure if that can be lumped in with the others. Speed, Skill and strength - sure... but Strategy?

They're basically just trying to knock each other unconscious. MMA has much more strategy than boxing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 05:58:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2021, 05:29:23 AM

Strategy? Not sure if that can be lumped in with the others. Speed, Skill and strength - sure... but Strategy?

MMA is one step above "grappling" horizontally on a greasy waterbed.  While wearing a *** Borat thong.  Those people are meatheads.  It's like playing tennis without a net.  Or having sex while not wearing a goat-head mask or a leather gimp suit.

You're damned right there's strategy in boxing.  There are rules, you know.  Rounds are decided based on points.  There's a reason competitors dissect and study the matches of their opponents.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 06:03:29 AM

dp

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2021, 08:31:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 05:58:35 AM

You're damned right there's strategy in boxing.  There are rules, you know.

Mmmm... not really.

Rule #1: Punch opponent in the head, REPEATEDLY
Rule #2: You are NOT allowed to punch your opponent in the crotch.

Not really a strict regiment of rules... hell, even Handball has more rules than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 02:21:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2021, 08:31:00 AM

Rule #2: You are NOT allowed to punch your opponent in the crotch.

Oh.  I thought that was allowed.  Must have been some other sport I was thinking about.

But biting off chunks of an opponent's ear is still licit, though.

And rabbit punches, as well as donkey punching are still cool.

As is the so-called "dirty sanchez" technique.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 01:30:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 02:21:52 PM

Oh.  I thought that was allowed.  Must have been some other sport I was thinking about.

But biting off chunks of an opponent's ear is still licit, though.

That's only because Mike Tyson is STILL to this day... a scary, crazy mother ***.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 03:36:26 AM

Ha! I see you guys are dying out. Less and less posts a day. I’m waiting...watching...I may not be posting but I’m.waiting...watching...I can’t wait to win this thread.














Because, for now, I win. Let’s see how long it will take you guys to reply.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 04, 2021, 05:06:54 AM

They'll be posting in the nursing home if the server lasts that long  ;D You had under 2 hours of win there. Hope you enjoyed it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 05:13:01 AM

You had less than 10 minutes... so I hope you feel even more defeated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 05:13:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 04, 2021, 05:06:54 AM

They'll be posting in the nursing home if the server lasts that long

Ouch... too bad their children will send them to nursing homes.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 04, 2021, 05:06:54 AM

You had under 2 hours of win there. Hope you enjoyed it.

How about now... starting... Now!   ;D



Let’s see how long we can go

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 05:14:09 AM

I am such a BOSS. INSTANT RESPONSE.  8)
Hope you enjoyed your 37 SECOND win.





Restart...let’s see how long we can go
Starting... Now!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 05:18:58 AM

Oh - I knew you were waiting for me, you bastard.

I got distracted on YouTube by a rapping reporter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 05:36:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 05:18:58 AM

Oh - I knew you were waiting for me, you bastard.

Ohhh, but, did you know that I knew that you knew I was waiting for you so I could strike right after so I therefore knew that you knew that so you would also wait after posting so that you would have the chance to immediately post back, and because I knew that, I chose to wait long enough for you to think it is over and leave the site. But it is not! Ha! 

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 05:18:58 AM

I got distracted on YouTube by a rapping reporter.

Ahhh yes...YouTube, the most effective way to kill hours and hours of time by entering an endless spiral of clickbait and random videos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 06:42:13 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 05:36:58 AM

Ohhh, but, did you know that I knew that you knew I was waiting for you so I could strike right after so I therefore knew that you knew that so you would also wait after posting so that you would have the chance to immediately post back, and because I knew that, I chose to wait long enough for you to think it is over and leave the site. But it is not! Ha! 

Ahhh... I love your naivety and your passion to try and win, but this game's been going for almost 8 years, and you've just stepped into it recently.

If you think you can outwin me, or outthink me, or outwit me... guess again.

I posted here before you came along, I'm posting right now... and I will be posting well after you've long given up on this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 04, 2021, 07:16:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 05:13:01 AM

You had less than 10 minutes... so I hope you feel even more defeated.

Yes well ivorycherry helped me with a rebuttal for that one :P 37 seconds ahahahah

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 09:17:20 AM

Ahhh - so you two are in kahoots together...

Then my goal is clear... I need to take you BOTH DOWN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 04:38:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2021, 09:17:20 AM

Then my goal is clear... I need to take you BOTH DOWN!!!

I only have one goal... and that is to wait you guys out. I don’t care how long it takes. I will. I’ll be sitting back and watching your every move on this forum.

Waiting...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 04, 2021, 06:12:22 PM

You know what the prize is, though?  It's the same as the punishment for losing.

It's Teddy KGB cavorting in a deviant manner before "payink daht myæn heez myehnee."

I'm surprised so many people really want that. 

Yeah, think about it!

(https://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/television/2017/04/cs/promos/170501_CS_twinPeaksBob_FB.jpg.CROP.promo-large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 04, 2021, 06:26:07 PM

Quote from: ebony cherry

Less and less posts a day. I’m waiting...watching...

Fewer.  Not less. 

This thread is all about going on a joy ride. 

Isn't that right!  A little joy ride? 

Don't worry.  It will all be over soon.  Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum, et in caelo, inde uenturus est iudicare mortuos et uiuos.  Praesertim eas quae maxime indigent meae poenae.

You can have this:

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/BIKER_.jpg)

Or you can have this:

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/f1/b5/ecf1b5c2b2d2930afe3e7285ceb0825c.jpg)

It's all up to you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 05:11:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 04, 2021, 06:26:07 PM

You can have this:

(https://www.jesus-withyoualways.com/images/BIKER_.jpg)

I'd rather have this:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/c7/c7/8bc7c7320a69c9135c21dc1d20d16958.jpg)

I love the whole '*** Jesus' meme... some of them get REALLY dark and derogatory.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d0/da/a2/d0daa20a875349d682a5c2dc67b7d505.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2021, 07:00:42 AM

I really recommend English Leather to all of my clients.

It has a better odor than the Blood of Christ, although there is no finer product than the latter for daily washing and drinking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 10:04:40 AM

English Leather... sounds like something they might also wear in the bedroom. Most saddles are made of leather, aren't they?

Oh wait, I'm thinking of English Latex. My fault - carry on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2021, 04:38:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 10:04:40 AM

Most saddles are made of leather, aren't they?

Yes, the leather pony and its saddle need top-grade conditioning. 

After the English fashion.

 

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 05:11:08 AM

I love the whole '*** Jesus' meme... some of them get REALLY dark and derogatory.

Yo, where's the best repository of the improved "With You Always" images on the web?  Those are pretty funny.

The originals are funny too, but the captioned versions are not bad at all.  Pretty clever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 10:19:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 05, 2021, 04:38:03 PM

Oh dear - I think you're coming down with 'Bob-syndrome', which is a state of declining ability to use advanced technology and products.

If I were you, I'd take 2 painkillers, pick up your newspaper and yell at the kids outside for playing too loudly.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 02:20:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 10:19:50 PM

If I were you, I'd take 2 painkillers, pick up your newspaper and yell at the kids outside for playing too loudly.

You're out of your *** mind, man.  Do you know what ibuprofen is?  It's a standard NSAID over the brand name "Advil."  Pseuoephedrine?  It goes by the brand name "Sudafed."  Diphenhydramine?  Brand name == "Bendaryl."  Loratidine?  == "Claritin." 

Yep.  Hey, man, I returned the megaphone to AMZN after about the second or third time one of my stupid neighbors called the cops on me.

Oh.  And then the air horns.  Oh.  Yeah, well, they started it. 

Apparently it's not entirely within the boundaries of the law in my municipality to impolitely suggest to various cretins some creative options.

Who knew? 

But, you know, they can go *** themselves, *** pieces of sh*t.

 ;D

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 10:19:50 PM

Oh dear - I think you're coming down with 'Bob-syndrome', which is a state of declining ability to use advanced technology and products.

Boy, that video is legal in the US.  I can't help it my lord idol master Googol (correct spelling) restricts access outside of Slovenia and the US.

I will never be the man that *** *** Bob is, but look deep in the mirror.

Are you worthy? 

Do you really think Teddy KGB would roger you? 

That's right.

One must drink single grain Kilbeggan:  one must have the winning spirit.

So let me ask you:  do you feel lucky, punk?  Well, do ya?

At least that kid is not bothering me about how not to be a virgin in twelve easy steps anymore.

;D

And you didn't answer my question about the Jesus Improved quotes. 

Therefore, cut off the scrotes of your favorite joey and send them to me in penance. 

It has been deemed just.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/f1/b5/ecf1b5c2b2d2930afe3e7285ceb0825c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2021, 03:27:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2021, 10:19:50 PM

Boy, that video is legal in the US.  I can't help it my lord idol master Googol (correct spelling) restricts access outside of Slovenia and the US.

I will never be the man that *** *** Bob is, but look deep in the mirror.

Are you worthy? 

Do you really think Teddy KGB would roger you? 

That's right.

One must drink single grain Kilbeggan:  one must have the winning spirit.

So let me ask you:  do you feel lucky, punk?  Well, do ya?

At least that kid is not bothering me about how not to be a virgin in twelve easy steps anymore.

;D

And you didn't answer my question about the Jesus Improved quotes. 

Therefore, cut off the scrotes of your favorite joey and send them to me in penance. 

It has been deemed just.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/f1/b5/ecf1b5c2b2d2930afe3e7285ceb0825c.jpg)

And now you're having trouble with quotes... [And don't you dare deny that it was like that originally - you know it, and I know it]

Oh dear, this is progressing faster than I previously thought. You need to get down to your local pharmacy and get the "Pseuoephedrine" of your choice... personally, I love my Pseuoephedrine with laced with an extra D, and enjoy it as you sit on your rocking chair discussing with others about how brilliant Bob Hope and Bing Crosby really are, and that the music today is destroying peoples minds and causing Autism.

And here's your *** answer: https://www.sadanduseless.com/jesus-being-a-jerk-meme/

Some of them are *** brilliant!!!

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/funny-jesus6.jpg)

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/funny-jesus1.jpg)

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/funny-jesus10.jpg)

Also, I don't think you embedded the YouTube video properly, because it's not giving me a warning stating that the video is blocked in my country... the link just doesn't work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 04:52:36 AM

See, I look for quality freshness and flavor. 

And I don't want to brag, but I can even play along with The Jesters.

I can't predict what "content owners" on uTube allow to be embedded.  Like I said, it's simple to restrict embedding, and even though I can set up a Tor network to test, I can't say which of the exit nodes would be allowed.

Good point:  I misspelled "pseudoephedrine."  I shot a man in Reno for less.  I bet you the whole thread I have better Attic Gk or Homeric Gk handwriting than you!  Well, maybe not, but I bet my Iron Mike Tyson vs. your Scott Morrison any day of the week.  Biting or none!  USA!  USA!

And  I don't have a paid VPN, but I do have many WiFi hosts.  I just can't check them all easily at home.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2021, 06:28:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 04:52:36 AM

Well, maybe not, but I bet my Iron Mike Tyson vs. your Scott Morrison any day of the week.  Biting or none!  USA!  USA!

Yeah - trust the Americans. Cheating, I mean - biting? Seriously. As if you think the rules don't apply to you somehow.

Pfffft... have another piece of blasphemy:

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/christian-memes1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2021, 07:15:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2021, 02:28:32 AM

Yep.  I agree with novelist Margaret Atwood that Western boxing is the purest expression of strategy, skill, strength, and speed that exists in the world of sport.

Boring. As all sports.

Besides, what's the fun with hitting something? Cutting into it is much more educating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2021, 07:18:13 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on February 04, 2021, 05:13:38 AM

Ouch... too bad their children will send them to nursing homes.

Children are pests. Better to be avoided.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2021, 07:40:08 AM

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2021, 07:18:13 AM

Children are pests. Better to be avoided.

Maybe, but without Children - humanity would cease to exist in 100 years time.

Here, have another free sample of blasphemy:

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/christian-memes4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 09:45:52 AM

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2021, 07:18:13 AM

Children are pests. Better to be avoided.

Yeah.  That's true.

But adults are even *** worse.  They be all like "Ermagherd, I just saw the totally best thing for a superbowl thing and it was like totally cute, you know, it was so cute I was like ermagherd."

At least kids can be amusing, in small doses, provided (i) they aren't *** jerks (ii) one realizes they're about the mental equivalent of adults with rabies or brain-eating amœbæ.

They're like little retards.

As am I, who volunteered to go in to work at 0645 this morning, on my weekend.  *** A.  sh*t.  That was stupid.  Oh well, I was getting soft anyway.

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/47/0c/f3/470cf38eed29e41d74bc5d53e7dbaef6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2021, 10:16:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 09:45:52 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/47/0c/f3/470cf38eed29e41d74bc5d53e7dbaef6.jpg)

So in essence, he's a stalker? Good to know. That's why I like the flying spaghetti monster - he leaves me the *** alone.

(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/christian-memes7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 10:54:51 AM

Yeah, whatever.

I do thank you for the good link to the good Jeebus memes, but I can't thank you for accusing me of doctoring my posts.

I've got a rule, man:  when I edit, I say so.  I don't expect it of other people, it's just how I roll.

No, sir, I'm a real chef.  A saucier. 

And here's what's bad:  this means a bunch more *** soccer fucktard fatass moms on the road.  (ETA, not putting on their *** turn signals, just generally being hazards on the road.  I tell you, you can tell the difference between erratic, unpredictable people on the highway and people whose lives depend on the little details every day.

Yeah, I'm pissed off at myself for having agreed to go in and clean up those *** peoples' mess for a little extra cash. Well, they get what they paid for:  a half-drunk dude who can still shuck corn when required.  Lames, can't even manage their own shifts.  *** it.  I'm Winston Wolf.  I solve problems.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 11:41:24 AM

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2021, 07:15:17 AM

Boring. As all sports.

Besides, what's the fun with hitting something? Cutting into it is much more educating.

Dude, you're out of your element.

How many fights have you been in?  Even just sparring, but with full contact.

I love you, honey, but I don't think you know what you're talking about when it comes to getting hit and hitting back.

I think Iron Mike himself (yeah, he probably has some brain damage, but who doesn't?) said something like "everybody's a tough guy until they get hit in the face." 

Something like that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2021, 08:10:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2021, 07:40:08 AM

Maybe, but without Children - humanity would cease to exist in 100 years time.

And why would I care?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 06, 2021, 08:13:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 11:41:24 AM

Dude, you're out of your element.

You don't know sh*t until you have been bitten by a beast!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 08:17:43 PM

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2021, 08:10:29 PM

And why would I care?

Because the children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Show them all the beauty they possess inside

Give them a sense of pride, to make it easier.

I really believe the children are our


OK.....I can't keep going without spitting coffee all over the keyboard.

I don't know, their skulls haven't completely fused until a certain age.  Soft.  Very squishy.

They're good practice!  Better than dogs! 

And, like other beasts, they should be cage trained.  I don't say one should clip their vocal chords, necessarily, but loud outbursts must be firmly managed.  Citronella spray collars, click training, mild application of amperage.  Clothespins are a convenient DIY method.

Quote from: outin on February 06, 2021, 08:13:41 PM

You don't know sh*t until you have been bitten by a beast!

You *** pregnant dog!  You don't think I've been bitten? 

Prison changes a man.

Builds character.  Makes a man hard, not soft. 

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2021, 02:24:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 08:17:43 PM

I don't know, their skulls haven't completely fused until a certain age.  Soft.  Very squishy.

They're good practice!  Better than dogs! 

And, like other beasts, they should be cage trained.  I don't say one should clip their vocal chords, necessarily, but loud outbursts must be firmly managed.  Citronella spray collars, click training, mild application of amperage. 

Wow... you should write a book on child-rearing. I would SO love to read it.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 04:03:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2021, 02:24:05 AM

Wow... you should write a book on child-rearing. I would SO love to read it.

 ;D

Damn right.  I'm the child *** whisperer.

Having been a child, I'm an expert! 

And, no, I wasn't entirely kidding.  No, I don't think an electrical shock device, nor even cages are the answer, but something similar.  Citronella collars sound promising.  And children can run pretty fast:  I think a small incision about one or several tendons about the ankle might be effective.

How about:  children should be neither seen nor heard?  They're always puking and sh*tting all over the place and doing stupid music and dumb*ss TV video game bullsh*t.  They're like everyone's worst romantic partner, and yet it's somehow worse if you just asphyxiate them with a pillow, because ZOMG child murder!

Except for my nephews.  They're OK....well, two thirds of them are OK. 

OTOH, 15/16 of adults are completely intolerable.  So, think about that, clever lad!

They call me Dr. Spock.

Well, I about broke my back shovelling coal but I was behind a nice young lady.  NOT a child!  Probably mid-twenties.  Good age.

So I couldn't slow down.

And yet, my secret shame:  I'm not as good with the words as the son of god.


;D

ETA here's a more legible copy of this masterpiece of wit and irony.

(https://i.ibb.co/Yhf8vTs/1-organ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2021, 06:24:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 04:03:42 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Yhf8vTs/1-organ.jpg)

What in the HELL was that supposed to be? I've seen better handwriting from 6 year olds.

Were you drunk when you wrote this? If so, how much had you drunk? Have you tried this beautiful beer???

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/e/e9/Pisswasser-GTAV-VerticalBillboard.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2021, 07:35:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2021, 08:17:43 PM

Because the children are our future.

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Show them all the beauty they possess inside

Give them a sense of pride, to make it easier.

I really believe the children are our


OK.....I can't keep going without spitting coffee all over the keyboard.

I don't know, their skulls haven't completely fused until a certain age.  Soft.  Very squishy.

They're good practice!  Better than dogs! 

And, like other beasts, they should be cage trained.  I don't say one should clip their vocal chords, necessarily, but loud outbursts must be firmly managed.  Citronella spray collars, click training, mild application of amperage.  Clothespins are a convenient DIY method.

You *** pregnant dog!  You don't think I've been bitten? 

Why would I care about your future? And what happened to whitney again? Maybe she should have kept away from children...

Maybe the fascination you have about boxing is some kind of a secret gay fantasy thing... Watching other men hitting each other.... It’s a little easier to see why women would like to watch it :)

And wrestling? Well...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 08:02:46 AM

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2021, 07:35:40 AM

Why would I care about your future?

How the *** should I know? 

Quote

Maybe the fascination you have about boxing is some kind of a secret gay fantasy thing... Watching other men hitting each other.... It’s a little easier to see why women would like to watch it :)

Wow.  Yeah, you found out my deepest secret.  Really impressive.

That deserves a:

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2021, 07:35:40 AM

Why would I care about your future?

Except. pregnant dog, you don't have a future.  That's the obvious response.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2021, 06:24:25 AM

What in the HELL was that supposed to be? I've seen better handwriting from 6 year olds.

Were you drunk when you wrote this? If so, how much had you drunk? Have you tried this beautiful beer???

You like my handwriting?  Yay!  I'm like "squee!" 

You and me should do more naked wrestling together.

Because that's something men do, according to whatserface.

Can I be the construction worker, though?  Also, I just have to make clear, always pitching, never catching.

One of those things, you know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on February 07, 2021, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 08:02:46 AM

You and me should do more naked wrestling together.

If you two boys decide to do mud wrestling, I suggest you shave your private parts first... dried mud can be hard to get off...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 10:42:14 AM

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2021, 10:12:43 AM

If you two boys decide to do mud wrestling, I suggest you shave your private parts first... dried mud can be hard to get off...

I really don't think dried mud would be the main concern in that situation.

Anyway, I use fricking sharp razor blades for my face.  No way am I shaving my pubes with that.  Also, would have to use scissors first, which also hella sharp.  Yes, they let me use pointed objects now that I've "escaped" from the "rest" home.  I mean was discharged...er...anyway, they said I can keep my scissors with the pointy ends!

No.  Not doing that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2021, 02:28:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 08:02:46 AM

You and me should do more naked wrestling together.

Because that's something men do, according to whatserface.

Nope... Nope, nope, nope. Just... nope. Not going to happen... nope.

Quote from: outin on February 07, 2021, 10:12:43 AM

If you two boys decide to do mud wrestling, I suggest you shave your private parts first... dried mud can be hard to get off...

What do you take me for... a slut? I'll just jump into a mudpit with some random guy on the internet???

If you had suggested that say me and some random 'Jessica Alba' jump into the mud wrestling... I'd be ALL OVER THAT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 03:05:28 PM

Thank you, p_p!

For once, I think we agree on something!

Not to make you feel bad, but I don't think I'd nude wrestle anybody, regardless of sex:  that just seems wrong, and kind of gross. 

All the bits hanging out.  Mutatis mutandis.  For a man, obviously, you hit the nut sack or the dick.  For a woman, go for the nips or, obviously, the under-rated muff punch.  Too many vulnerabilities:  at least allow each participant to put some strong adhesive tape upon a few places to deter those easy winning moves.

Cup and a jockstrap, and I'd be OK, though, so it's not a problem without a solution.  Personally, I prefer not to get hit in the balls repeatedly, but maybe I'm an outlier in that respect.

Not a good idea.  IMHO.

And, trust me, Jessica Alba, would not be a great wrestling partner:  you've seen women fight, like on the street?  They go for biting, gouging.  I imagine "they" would be the same way to a man, as well as protective of her own more sensitive areas.

Future of wrestling?  Yeah.  Old school.

Or, super old school.  John Candy, mud wrestling, and a gang of Amazonian warriors.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2021, 09:08:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2021, 03:05:28 PM

For once, I think we agree on something!

And, trust me, Jessica Alba, would not be a great wrestling partner:  you've seen women fight, like on the street?  They go for biting, gouging.

Hey... happy to have Jessica Alba bite me on the arse... ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/i/626f7f20-56da-4a6c-9996-50364c8b9ae2/d8nvor8-693d8c2a-63a0-4a68-9802-e3796389abdd.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2021, 03:54:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2021, 09:08:06 AM

Hey... happy to have Jessica Alba bite me on the arse... ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

All right, simmer down, there.

If I'm reading this correctly, you'd fancy yourself a bit of Jessica Alba.

You do have good taste:  she's a sweetie.  Good Wayward Catholic girl, good actress, good woman.

I take back some of the things I said about you.  There's no substitute for good taste.  But, dude, she's like forty!  In girl years, that's like a hundred or something.

One of her best roles?  Machete!  Along with the very capable Michelle Rodriguez, but Rodriguez kind of frightens me a bit:  she could probably put me down with a choke hold or something....and not in a good way.  Very honorable mention for the Fantastic Four duology, wherein one can see her in her underclothes (she reportedly absolutely does not do nude scenes, ever:  so not only is she a honey of the highest degree, she has intelligent, strong principles).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2021, 09:03:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 08, 2021, 03:54:49 PM

I take back some of the things I said about you.  There's no substitute for good taste.  But, dude, she's like forty!  In girl years, that's like a hundred or something.

One of her best roles?  Machete!  Along with the very capable Michelle Rodriguez, but Rodriguez kind of frightens me a bit:  she could probably put me down with a choke hold or something....and not in a good way.  Very honorable mention for the Fantastic Four duology, wherein one can see her in her underclothes (she reportedly absolutely does not do nude scenes, ever:  so not only is she a honey of the highest degree, she has intelligent, strong principles).

Yeah, but sadly enough - I think the fact that they both took on the roles in 'Machete' did knock them down a peg in my books.

It was just a very, very, sad and tragic movie that really didn't deserve to be made.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 09, 2021, 04:08:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2021, 09:03:29 AM

Yeah, but sadly enough - I think the fact that they both took on the roles in 'Machete' did knock them down a peg in my books.

Point one:  Ms. Alba simply cannot be "knocked down" because of some stupid movie.  People didn't like the Fantastic Four movies either.

Point two:  if you combine the term "peg," with Michelle Rodriguez, in her earshot, she'd likely understand "peg" as a verb and do things to you you wouldn't much care for.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2021, 08:05:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 09, 2021, 04:08:47 PM

Point one:  Ms. Alba simply cannot be "knocked down" because of some stupid movie.  People didn't like the Fantastic Four movies either.

Yeah, and since she did those Fantastic movies, she's appeared in barely a single movie and her career has gone downward. Sorry to say, but the choice in what movies you take part in help shape your career...

Look at Nicolas Cage...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6cb93c5032f86c970bec8202b26fcf36/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 10, 2021, 04:57:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2021, 08:05:34 AM

Yeah, and since she did those Fantastic movies, she's appeared in barely a single movie and her career has gone downward. Sorry to say, but the choice in what movies you take part in help shape your career...

So now you're not on Team Alba, I take it.

L'uomo è mobile!  Team Alba needs those of determination and will!

Nic Cage is just a crazy nut!  Well, he does have one of those Oscar statues, or Wilbur, or Orvis, or whatever they're called.

And call me a sexist, but I doubt he looks good in a bra and panties.  Could be wrong!  Pretty sure not, though.  ;D

Even though Ms. Alba is getting older:  do you suppose that might be why she appears in fewer films?  Or perhaps she has different priorities than épater les bourgeois?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2021, 10:12:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 10, 2021, 04:57:45 PM

Even though Ms. Alba is getting older:  do you suppose that might be why she appears in fewer films?

What... you think that film in general is a profession in which only the young can succeed, and that age limits your ability to star in feature films??? I think Helen Mirren would disagree with you... and in fact would probably slap the sh*t out of you. That crazy woman takes cheek from NO MAN!!!

Have you seen her in R.E.D? Great movie...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2021, 12:23:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2021, 10:12:24 AM

Have you seen her in R.E.D? Great movie...

Yeah.  An excellent crime thriller.  Definitely an above-average movie, I thought.  Would see again anyday.

I submit that Jessica Alba either (i) she likes to do different movies that you don't enjoy (ii) she finds it more difficult to find roles fit for middle-aged women rather than tight sex kittens (iii) she's got a life and just does something else.

She could be Alba the White, returned by elves through....elvery....or whatever, but I don't really know.

You were the one raving about her biting you on the ass.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2021, 10:12:24 AM

What... you think that film in general is a profession in which only the young can succeed, and that age limits your ability to star in feature films???

No, that's obviously an absurd idea, and I've no clue where one would get such a notion. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 07:23:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 11, 2021, 12:23:20 PM

No, that's obviously an absurd idea, and I've no clue where one would get such a notion. 

I have a friend on a piano forum who fills my head with terrible ideas and corrupts my thoughts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2021, 07:29:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 07:23:36 AM

I have a friend on a piano forum who fills my head with terrible ideas and corrupts my thoughts.

My downstairs neighbor's dog tells me to do things.

Another neighbor is probably a witch.  And not the neat pagan kind.

They should be destroyed, right?  The witch and the persons indicated by the dog, I mean.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 07:37:44 AM

I don't know... depends on who the dog is telling you to destroy.

As long as it ain't me, I'm fine with it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2021, 09:04:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 07:37:44 AM

I don't know... depends on who the dog is telling you to destroy.

As long as it ain't me, I'm fine with it.

So, you would say I have a license to kill, like Neil Connery?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 10:00:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 12, 2021, 09:04:24 AM

So, you would say I have a license to kill, like Neil Connery?

As I quoted earlier...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 07:37:44 AM

As long as it ain't me, I'm fine with it.

Go nuts... You americans have gun shops over there, if you don't kill people, chances are they're already thinking about killing you. Do it before they get the upper hand.

Hell, even the bloody raccoons are probably close to evolving the ability to use firearms and pull triggers. Shoot them as well, the dodgy bastards.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/1fe9e8ee6fc0127286e0260f011e70de/tumblr_p7maygFfWH1vwouato4_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2021, 11:17:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 10:00:35 AM

Hell, even the bloody raccoons

"Bloody raccoons" can ess my dee. 

Quote

evolving the ability to use firearms and pull triggers.

At the same time?

Well clearly that's an impressive feat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 01:46:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 12, 2021, 11:17:16 AM

"Bloody raccoons" can ess my dee. 

You'd like that wouldn't you...

(https://yourdream.s3.amazonaws.com/media/cache/66/03/6603a3249010c87a7470988ef9e9a95e.jpg)

And yes, that is 'The Rock', judging you... disgusted at you.

...and watching you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2021, 06:39:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2021, 01:46:31 PM

And yes, that is 'The Rock', judging you... disgusted at you.

The Rock can lick it.  Nothing but a crack cocaine specialist.  I make two like that in the toilet every morning.

Señor Wences's disembodied head in a box could take that walnut-brained troglodyte down in a hot minute.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 12:54:56 AM

Hey... that 'walnut-brained troglodyte' might be your next President in 4-8 years time.

And I know you probably think I'm kidding, but Biden is old, and his VP looks like she could easily take the reigns if Biden carks it. Dwayne Johnson seems like the sort of ambitious person that would actually love to rise to Presidency - he seems like he genuinely wants to get involved in the American peoples lives, politically.

As I said, you probably think I'm smoking some of that crack... but I bet sometime this decade, I'll be proven right.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 01:13:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 12:54:56 AM

Hey... that 'walnut-brained troglodyte' might be your next President in 4-8 years time.

And I know you probably think I'm kidding, but Biden is old, and his VP looks like she could easily take the reigns if Biden carks it. Dwayne Johnson seems like the sort of ambitious person that would actually love to rise to Presidency - he seems like he genuinely wants to get involved in the American peoples lives, politically.

That would be great:  he seems like a decent enough fellow, actually.  Not much of an actor, but neither was Ronald Reagan.  At least Dwayne isn't married to a horrible, unconscionable, ultra-conservative knuckledragging goldbricker like Nancy Davis Reagan.

Not that I know of.

Besides, an actual crackhead off the street would be an improvement over some unmentionable deplorable and the band of dull-witted psychopaths who surround such a person.  Should such person or persons exist, about which I am neither in a position to confirm nor deny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 02:37:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 01:13:41 AM

Besides, an actual crackhead off the street would be an improvement over some unmentionable deplorable and the band of dull-witted psychopaths who surround such a person.  Should such person or persons exist, about which I am neither in a position to confirm nor deny.

I don't know - if said persons did not exist, we would not have anyone to compare to. They are a reminder of how jaded and horrific the human population can be if you have no faith or well-being for the other members of your species.

Said person is also an advocate for fake tans, and toupees and we all know how horrible they are. Anyway, he could be in jail soon, and thus we will all be able to fall asleep knowing that a little justice was doled out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 02:59:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 02:37:24 AM

Anyway, he could be in jail soon, and thus we will all be able to fall asleep knowing that a little justice was doled out.

Jail's nice. 

Take long showers. 

Lift weights.

Nobody hassles you for wearing short shorts. 

Take long showers.   

Have a good cry.

In the shower.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 04:39:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 02:59:20 AM

Jail's nice. 

Take long showers. 

Lift weights.

Nobody hassles you for wearing short shorts. 

Take long showers.   

Have a good cry.

In the shower.

That's only because he dropped the soap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 04:49:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 04:39:19 AM

That's only because he dropped the soap.

It's considerate to make sure the dominant male controls the soap.

He's keeping you safe.

No more tears, buddy!

(https://art-sheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/9-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 06:54:40 AM

I never trusted clowns. To me there was something odd about someone who is willing to put facepaint on and dress up.

I blame Leoncavallo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 06:58:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2021, 06:54:40 AM

I never trusted clowns. To me there was something odd about someone who is willing to put facepaint on and dress up.

Underneath the garments of every clown, there is a hirsute human specimen.

You just have to let them share their special gifts.

Or they'll kill you with a piano wire.

True story!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 02:04:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 13, 2021, 06:58:38 AM

Underneath the garments of every clown, there is a hirsute human specimen.

You just have to let them share their special gifts.

That is just so many levels of wrong. I take it there was a clown in your childhood J_Tour who was really 'friendly'? Let you honk his red nose and his...

I was smart enough to stay away from them... and priests.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 03:27:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 02:04:34 AM

That is just so many levels of wrong. I take it there was a clown in your childhood J_Tour who was really 'friendly'? Let you honk his red nose and his...

I was smart enough to stay away from them... and priests.

The power of Christ compels you!

Sit on Santa's lap!

Do it!

He has a big red nose too.  And so does one of his reindeer friends.

Do it!

He doesn't always wear his ermine-trimmed coat, you know.  All about comfort in the polar regions. 

(https://i.ibb.co/7XQ1c3c/15362048.jpg)

I'll just add:  you've offended the Ghost of Jessica Alba, and now you must be punished.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 05:33:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 03:27:28 AM

Sit on Santa's lap!

He has a big red nose too.  And so does one of his reindeer friends.

He doesn't always wear his ermine-trimmed coat, you know.  All about comfort in the polar regions. 

Yeah, but that red nose is due to alcoholism. I mean, considering the poor bastard is unemployed 364 days of the year. Also, I don't think he's paid for it - unless you get paid in happiness.

And yes, anyone would want to take care of their polar regions; especially in the cold regions of the North Pole.

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 03:27:28 AM

I'll just add:  you've offended the Ghost of Jessica Alba, and now you must be punished.

Yeah... and how in the HELL do you think that's going to happen. I'm thousands of miles away from you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 06:05:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 05:33:16 AM

Yeah... and how in the HELL do you think that's going to happen. I'm thousands of miles away from you.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

And I'm a dangerous criminal who has evaded capture for decades.

And I have powerful methods. 

Chuck Norris methods.

1970s hillbilly methods.

No man, woman, child, nor beast has ever escaped my webs of cunning deception and vile recriminations.

(https://i.ibb.co/DLpmtDC/153620481.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 07:12:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 06:05:25 AM

No man, woman, child, nor beast has ever escaped my webs of cunning deception and vile recriminations.

(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/HPe0XQ/there-s-always-a-first-time.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 07:28:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 07:12:42 AM

(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/HPe0XQ/there-s-always-a-first-time.jpg)

That's right.

Think of me as Jessica Alba's Ghost's personal bounty hunter.

She communicates with me from beyond the grave, and she won't happy until I return you to prison.

Where every day brings a first time.

The wounds will never heal, like the stigmata on the Ghost of Jessica Alba's palms.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 09:47:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 07:28:54 AM

The wounds will never heal, like the stigmata on the Ghost of Jessica Alba's palms.

Everyone knows stigmatas aren't real... Usually they're just the end result of someone who likes to self-harm and too much vodka.

Stigmata... there's a new low.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2021, 03:48:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2021, 09:47:51 AM

Everyone knows stigmatas aren't real...

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 15, 2021, 12:54:34 AM

You guys work it out and get back to us.  Or not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2021, 01:22:52 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 15, 2021, 12:54:34 AM

You guys work it out and get back to us.  Or not.

I need a girl who doesn't just not wear underwear because Oprah told her it would spice things up.

And BTW Gillian Jacobs.  For the win.



/////////////////////

eta and just to let you know I'm not to proud too begf is also that I have a pound and a half of espired red meat and household chemical is needed to kill the feral dogs surrounding the compund, which is surrrounding me but it cannot be strychnine.  need answer fast.

also can i learn advanced piano from a teacher or do i not need a teacher to play advanced piano like Chopin and other romance composerts such as schumann.

OK, I'll stop *** around:  does anyone seriously know a good, easily available consumer product that will taint red meat to assist my struggling nation to deal with various feral dogs.

Must be immediately available and not require licensure.

Above-ground concentrations of strychnine is restricted for purchase and is demonstrably hazardous to human handlers.

So, that's off the table.

Orally-consumed compounds are rather thin on the ground, it seems to me. 

So, do I have to go back to spring steel fragments?

Are you going to make me become the very animal I detest? 

No.  You will rise above.

Help me kill these wild bands of feral dogs and coyotes which surround me and entomb me and whose dispatch I have been deputized to perform.

//////////////////////////

All right, fine.  Don't tell ogpersonday, but I have a pound and half of red meat in the fridge that is even too bacteria-laden for me to eat.  And I want to kill my downstairs neighbor's dog.  Not deliberately, but by creating an attractive nuisance.  OK, I guess that's deliberate.  I love the dog.  I'd rather kill t do anything untoward, because, like Jesus, my favorite author, I love my neighbor.

We all joke when we're frightened, right?  I love to hug my puppy at night.  And I don't have an imaginary kitty-cat which looks like a fuzzy sock/...

All right, fine.....I can take it in the face froim Mike Tys...

all right, that's enough playtime.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2021, 08:51:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2021, 01:22:52 AM

eta and just to let you know I'm not to proud too begf is also that I have a pound and a half of espired red meat and household chemical is needed to kill the feral dogs surrounding the compund, which is surrrounding me but it cannot be strychnine.  need answer fast.

also can i learn advanced piano from a teacher or do i not need a teacher to play advanced piano like Chopin and other romance composerts such as schumann.

Are you having a stroke? Your grammar and spelling indicate that something is seriously wrong.

If you are not, check to see if your sinuses are clogged with cocaine... if so, that may be the problem. Stop huffing drugs, you crackhead and try snorting LIFE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2021, 05:04:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2021, 08:51:00 AM

Are you having a stroke? Your grammar and spelling indicate that something is seriously wrong.

Just tell me what to put in the dog's meat, you fool.

Yeah, I got your stroke right here.  And it's painted on a van by the river.

(https://cyberd.org/img/4/Stroker-Ace-1983-580x400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2021, 12:48:55 PM

I'm just glad you didn't use the 'stroke' as a means to throw in a sexual innuendo. This thread could have gone downhill very fast.

Talking of strokes...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91zDntCh4nL._SY679_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2021, 04:33:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2021, 12:48:55 PM

This thread could have gone downhill very fast.

(https://i.ibb.co/9chhD4s/irony-the-opposite-of-wrinkly-3i2-prints.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2021, 10:21:36 PM

I spoke too soon...

(https://dragon.best/media/img/vectors/facepalm.svg)

[Nothing quite like a dragon giving a user a facepalm, to send a message.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2021, 10:27:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2021, 10:21:36 PM

I spoke too soon...

Your dragon facepalm looks really pretty.

(https://www.cosmeticsandskin.com/aba/images/max-tv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2021, 01:14:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2021, 10:27:50 PM

Your dragon facepalm looks really pretty.

Christ... you're right, it's more than can be said about your picture...

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2021, 10:27:50 PM

(https://www.cosmeticsandskin.com/aba/images/max-tv.jpg)

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/014/532/1374796030634.jpg)

And I can vouch that it is truly horrifying...





...I've seen the recent 'Cats' movie.

(https://www.out.com/sites/default/files/2019/07/18/pussycatx750.jpg)

(https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/cf8c0e7/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2108x1186+0+0/resize/1280x720!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmediaassets.wtkr.com%2Ftribune-network%2Ftribwtkr-files-wordpress%2F2019%2F07%2Fs111952788.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 17, 2021, 04:34:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2021, 01:14:44 PM

Christ... you're right, it's more than can be said about your picture...

It's not even possible to explain things to someone who clearly embraces a system whose characteristics include willful ignorance and sexism.  Like, zomg, duh, totally.

Since it is now the Lenten season, I command you to recognize multiple layers of irony.  It is written.  A witch is going to do things to you if you do not submit.

And don't watch *** Cats!  WTH is wrong with you!  L'homme atlantique is a superior movie.  Faces of Death.  Blood Feast.  I Spit on Your Grave.  The Face of Fu Manchu  Anything.   

OK, the music ravishes everyone's soul, like I'm so sure. That can be part of your penance:  you must each day recall and play at the piano keyboard one "song" or interstitial bit of "music" from your favorite musical, which is Cats.  Do it!

(https://www.cosmeticsandskin.com/aba/images/endora.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2021, 10:10:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 17, 2021, 04:34:08 PM

It's not even possible to explain things to someone who clearly embraces a system whose characteristics include willful ignorance and sexism.

HEY... that's unfair. You just assumed I'm sexist because I made a harsh comment about those women.

I'm not sexist... I love women. It just happens to be that they look butt-ugly with that make-up. Horrifying almost.

Quote from: j_tour on February 17, 2021, 04:34:08 PM

OK, the music ravishes everyone's soul, like I'm so sure. That can be part of your penance:  you must each day recall and play at the piano keyboard one "song" or interstitial bit of "music" from your favorite musical, which is Cats.  Do it!

Haven't I suffered enough???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 18, 2021, 03:25:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2021, 10:10:33 AM

HEY... that's unfair. You just assumed I'm sexist because I made a harsh comment about those women.

I simply cannot explain things to you Brits, with your outdated, imperialist worldview.

Quote

Haven't I suffered enough???

No.  It is the traditional liturgical season for suffering, and, since I allow myself to drink alcohol only on Sundays, in addition to regular fasting, your punishment is to be manifold.  While I bathe myself in the blood of the lamb.

Your only salvation is that I found a cool abandoned place nearby I can break into and check out.  Old hobby, but new town.  So I might be in a good mood.  For winning.  Or getting my skull caved in by falling debris.

(https://i.ibb.co/MpJbK3d/inyoface1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2021, 10:22:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 18, 2021, 03:25:19 PM

So I might be in a good mood.  For winning.  Or getting my skull caved in by falling debris.

Hey, if that happens - my win is guaranteed.

(https://dslv9ilpbe7p1.cloudfront.net/UwWba3HU_A00nXL5XrVJOw_store_logo_image.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on February 18, 2021, 11:06:06 PM

Kind request to Nilsjohan to terminate this thread now

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

I think Nilsjohan may be the only person who can truly win at this game - but I'LL BE DAMNED TO LOSE...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 18, 2021, 11:09:22 PM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on February 18, 2021, 11:06:06 PM

Kind request to Nilsjohan to terminate this thread now

Wrong.  Just like Young Werther, you are absorbed by blades of grass and other pursuits.  Now is not the time.  You may go now.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2021, 10:22:42 PM

Hey, if that happens - my win is guaranteed.

You win nothing, beast! 

And you are not allowed to eat or drink until I have finished.  You may smell the glove.

(https://i.ibb.co/jJsTjQr/robitussin-cough-chest-congestion-dm-max-84966-1501528093.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2021, 05:44:29 AM

Quote from: stringoverstrung on February 18, 2021, 11:06:06 PM

Kind request to Nilsjohan to terminate this thread now

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/fc/24/20/fc2420671e63bb0251039598ce9a2188.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 19, 2021, 03:51:22 PM

Everyone relax. 

Daddy's here.  And he brought supper.

(https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NY7Y28a3L._SY300_.jpg)

And a treat for on Sunday, the feast days:

(https://www.corkliquor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hellcatmaggie.jpg)

From the back of the bottle:  "Hell-Cat Maggie was a well known criminal in Manhattan's Five Points district and a member of the notorious Dead Rabbits gang. She was a fierce street fighter and actually filed her teeth and nails into points to better shred her opponents' skin."

That's right, there's poison in that chalice, and you all gwine feel my malice.

And here's just for the special people.  Because it's Christmas.  Or something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2021, 12:13:11 AM

1) Possums are stringy, and taste terrible. Plus, no matter how much you try to 'cream' them, you still little grits of their ground up teeth in the can.

2) There's no proof that there's poison in that whisky, so I'm not scared.

3) I can see why I never watched the show 'Community'. It looks really... really, truly bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 01:38:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2021, 12:13:11 AM

blah blah blah

I created you, and I can destroy you.

You who "personally, [loves your] Pseuoephedrine with laced with an extra D."

One does not simply defect from Team Alba.  There are consequences, thou squire! 

It's pointless trying to argue with someone like you, because the concept of mathematics being purely objective is unequivocally false, and teaching it is even much less so. Upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuate objectivity as well as fear of open conflict.

Pwned (https://equitablemath.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/1_STRIDE1.pdf).

And, no, to "cream" in cooking does not mean to add cream.  It's technical. 

Also, Sorabji!  Very much!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2021, 03:28:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 01:38:51 AM

I created you, and I can destroy you.

Really? THAT, I'd love to see.

Quote from: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 01:38:51 AM

Also, Sorabji!  Very much!

Okay - thats low... even for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 03:35:35 AM

THE DOMINANT MALE CONTROLS THE SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!

Now put it in the basket, for chrissakes.

Don't make me come down there.

And a very good Sorabji to you too.

Don't tempt me:  these ghouls can be summoned!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2021, 06:31:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 03:35:35 AM

Don't make me come down there.
Don't tempt me:  these ghouls can be summoned!

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/a0/21/d2a02149c690bae494f122a0bcb2900f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: billym on February 20, 2021, 07:25:45 AM

hola

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 09:56:37 AM

Quote from: billym on February 20, 2021, 07:25:45 AM

hola

YOU!!!!!

Stop it! 

I'm trying to summon ghouls!

Not to be confused with playing Prokofiev's Precipitato, which I am not.  There are gremlins in the piano.

A golem is becoming enlivened!  Do not wake the golem! 

(https://www.cosmeticsandskin.com/aba/images/televison-makeup.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2021, 01:44:33 PM

Quote from: billym on February 20, 2021, 07:25:45 AM

hola

And we have a new prag... oh GOODIE!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 07:18:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2021, 01:44:33 PM

And we have a new prag... oh GOODIE!!!    ;D

No.  I have a new test subject. 

You lose the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 21, 2021, 01:19:47 AM

Meanwhile...

(https://i.redd.it/kqfflyj95ki61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 02:02:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 21, 2021, 01:19:47 AM

(https://i.redd.it/kqfflyj95ki61.jpg)

I'll take care of this:

(https://cdn-a.william-reed.com/var/wrbm_gb_food_pharma/storage/images/9/0/8/1/2321809-1-eng-GB/Quiet-salt-reduction-is-vital-but-gourmet-salt-growth-may-stifle-industry-efforts_wrbm_large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 03:57:14 AM

No!!!!!

Put the lotion in the basket!

I cannot allow this disorderly mess!

You disordered twine may not have the precious youngling, for it is mine!

Quote from: billym on February 20, 2021, 07:25:45 AM

hola

Don't worry, honey.  Daddy's here.  Those bad people are just trying to make you scared and such.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 21, 2021, 04:48:15 AM

Quote from: billym on February 20, 2021, 07:25:45 AM

hola

I strongly advise to leave this forum and never come back for your own good.

Look what you’ve already gotten yourself into.

Quote from: j_tour on February 20, 2021, 07:18:02 PM

No.  I have a new test subject. 

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 03:57:14 AM

You disordered twine may not have the precious youngling, for it is mine!

Don't worry, honey.  Daddy's here.  Those bad people are just trying to make you scared and such.

Bad things happen here.

Bad, bad things...

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2021, 01:22:52 AM

All right, fine.  Don't tell ogpersonday, but I have a pound and half of red meat in the fridge that is even too bacteria-laden for me to eat.  And I want to kill my downstairs neighbor's dog.  Not deliberately, but by creating an attractive nuisance.  OK, I guess that's deliberate.  I love the dog.  I'd rather kill t do anything untoward, because, like Jesus, my favorite author, I love my neighbor.

We all joke when we're frightened, right?  I love to hug my puppy at night.  And I don't have an imaginary kitty-cat which looks like a fuzzy sock/...

All right, fine.....I can take it in the face froim Mike Tys...

all right, that's enough playtime.

Quote from: j_tour on January 06, 2021, 05:19:14 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/g7rNHD9/762404.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 05:53:30 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on February 21, 2021, 04:48:15 AM

I strongly advise to leave this forum and never come back for your own good.

Look what you’ve already gotten yourself into.

Bad things happen here.

Bad, bad things...

That's right.

You yankee pig dog!

Never sleep! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:54:35 AM

Quote from: ivorycherry on February 21, 2021, 04:48:15 AM

I strongly advise to leave this forum and never come back for your own good.

Like you have a chance at surviving this as well ivorycherry.

Well J_Tour, this may be the shortest win ever; barely a full minute.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 05:57:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:54:35 AM

Like you have a chance at surviving this as well ivorycherry.

Well J_Tour, this may be the shortest win ever; barely a full minute.

I don't think so.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:57:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:54:35 AM

Well J_Tour, this may be your shortest win ever; barely a full minute.

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 05:57:13 AM

I don't think so.

I do! Actually, you're right. 6 seconds. That's a record. Now all I need to do is have patience and post whenever you're offline... as I know if I reply now, you're sitting there furiously hitting the refresh button waiting for me to reply so you can strike back.

I'm a patient man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 05:57:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:57:19 AM

I do!

You feelthy peeg!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 07:01:36 AM

Missed me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ranjit on February 21, 2021, 09:09:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:57:19 AM

I do! Actually, you're right. 6 seconds. That's a record. Now all I need to do is have patience and post whenever you're offline... as I know if I reply now, you're sitting there furiously hitting the refresh button waiting for me to reply so you can strike back.

I'm a patient man.

Looks like you just typed 49 words in 6 seconds, at 490 wpm. Someone's got to better that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ranjit on February 21, 2021, 09:11:04 AM

Not happening again once Nils takes away editing privileges.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 09:18:37 AM

Quote from: ranjit on February 21, 2021, 09:11:04 AM

Not happening again once Nils takes away editing privileges.

Shut your goddamned mouth.

Ain't sh*t happening until I say so. 

pregnant cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 10:56:55 AM

I mean, 6 seconds J_Tour... that's EMBARRASING. I hold the title for the last post because I have a quote from the year 2,000,000,000 stating that I will win.

NO ONE can beat that timestamp. You've got to admit, it is genius. Not only that, but I hold the title of 'fastest reply' & 'quickest win', while you have the title of 'shortest win'.

I beat you at your 'first post wins', and I've beaten you in the 'last post wins' thread. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE MOTHER-*** OMEGA!!!

I have you beaten at every turn. You can TRY and best me, but deep down you know that I am craftier, sneakier, more intelligent and far better capable than you are.

Just admit defeat J_Tour and you'll feel better. You can lift that rock upon your shoulder and breathe easier... you can unburden yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 11:48:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 10:56:55 AM

Just admit defeat J_Tour and you'll feel better. You can lift that rock upon your shoulder and breathe easier... you can unburden yourself.

I will gut you from vent to sternum, like a rainbow trout.

Do not question my authority!

Submit!  Smell the glove!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ivorycherry on February 21, 2021, 02:46:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 05:54:35 AM

Like you have a chance at surviving this as well ivorycherry.

Oh, I can’t win this thread, and that’s for certain. I’ve given up long ago. Just warning lil Billy here from the dangers of this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 07:45:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2021, 10:56:55 AM

I hold the title for the last post because I have a quote from the year 2,000,000,000 stating that I will win.

Sure thing, quickdraw.  Fast and loose.  Just like my women.

Quote from: ivorycherry on February 21, 2021, 02:46:40 PM

Just warning lil Billy here from the dangers of this thread.

Hanging around the showers at the YMCA is not a good idea.  Dangerous elements are lurking.

Quote from: autocorrect

pregnant cat

pregnant dog

Exactly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2021, 01:18:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 11:48:20 AM

Do not question my authority!

Submit!  Smell the glove!

I'll question your authority if I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!

And what glove is it you speak of that I'm supposed to smell. It's not laced with Chloroform, is it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2021, 04:45:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2021, 01:18:36 PM

And what glove is it you speak of that I'm supposed to smell. It's not laced with Chloroform, is it?

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.119827202.9063/st,small,507x507-pad,600x600,f8f8f8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2021, 10:23:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2021, 11:48:20 AM

Submit!  Smell the glove!

Nah... I don't want to.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/YVZ56hQlkZyWguOmhA/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 24, 2021, 02:38:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2021, 10:23:26 AM

Nah... I don't want to.

Oh, that's not a choice for you to make.

One way or another, that glove is going places.

Nick Nolte knows all about it. 

(https://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/22-NickNolte.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2021, 10:41:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 24, 2021, 02:38:21 PM

Oh, that's not a choice for you to make.

One way or another, that glove is going places.

That glove will never find itself located within inches of my nostril. You think you can force it within arms reach of me???

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81025208/good-luck.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 25, 2021, 02:07:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2021, 10:41:01 AM

You think you can force it within arms reach of me???

Yes. 

You're going to think it's a candy colored clown they call the sandman, tiptoeing to your room.

Drink the whole bottle first:  it's medicine.

(https://i.ibb.co/YPdjDkJ/robitussin-cough-chest-congestion-dm-max-84966-15015280931.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2021, 10:29:28 PM

Did your 3 year old kid draw that??? It's pretty good for a 3 year old.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2021, 02:14:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2021, 10:29:28 PM

Did your 3 year old kid draw that??? It's pretty good for a 3 year old.

I was actually sterilized at birth by the communists, so that's pretty rude of you to say.

(https://i.ibb.co/R34vzHj/hepat.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2021, 09:23:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 26, 2021, 02:14:16 AM

I was actually sterilized at birth by the communists, so that's pretty rude of you to say.

Maybe, but I'm sure it was for the good of all humanity.

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself, but when someone hands you an easy volley like that - you just have to serve it back)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2021, 04:38:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2021, 09:23:06 AM

Maybe, but I'm sure it was for the good of all humanity.

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself, but when someone hands you an easy volley like that - you just have to serve it back)

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2021, 11:17:40 PM

Well, when you serve it up like that on a platter... who can blame me for taking a bite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2021, 11:45:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2021, 11:17:40 PM

Well, when you serve it up like that on a platter... who can blame me for taking a bite.

(https://i.ibb.co/M5WLMSf/153620481.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2021, 05:15:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 26, 2021, 11:45:15 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/M5WLMSf/153620481.jpg)

You're not Batman...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 27, 2021, 06:20:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2021, 05:15:29 AM

You're not Batman..

Exactly.  I whupped batman's ass.

Don't make me bring out the Wesley Willis, you damned fool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2021, 08:47:22 AM

HOLY CRAP... BATMAN. Christian Bale is *** ENGLISH???

I have NEVER heard him talk like that. I thought he was American. It's like hearing Demis Roussos sing... your ears can't believe what they're hearing...

...and it's freaking you the *** out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 27, 2021, 09:29:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2021, 08:47:22 AM

HOLY CRAP... BATMAN. Christian Bale is *** ENGLISH???

I have NEVER heard him talk like that. I thought he was American. It's like hearing Demis Roussos sing... your ears can't believe what they're hearing...

...and it's freaking you the *** out.

Yeah.  You should be watching out.  Sxrxbxjx, Bale, Lemmy. 

There are some limeys out there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2021, 02:37:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 27, 2021, 09:29:57 AM

There are some limeys out there.

Quote from: j_tour on February 27, 2021, 09:29:57 AM

Sxrxbxjx

True... very true. That may be the nicest way of censorship I have ever seen. The use of x's for vowels... and most creative. I think it's fxcking wonderful. The shxt you can get up to is blxxdy liberating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2021, 03:01:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2021, 02:37:01 AM

True... very true. That may be the nicest way of censorship I have ever seen. The use of x's for vowels... and most creative. I think it's fxcking wonderful. The shxt you can get up to is blxxdy liberating.

No it isn't.

***, I have to make a goddamned video of the precipitato of Prok. 7.  ***.   sh*t. 

Yeah, I can do it, but it's a *** lot of effort!

Why don't you play it, mister man?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2021, 10:57:54 AM

I'm not a fan of Prokofiev - too percussive. Right now, I'm still trying to get back into Rachmaninoff, but my bloody thumb is still healing.

I might have to take a little break from piano till the April school holidays...   

 :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2021, 01:07:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2021, 10:57:54 AM

I'm not a fan of Prokofiev - too percussive. Right now, I'm still trying to get back into Rachmaninoff, but my bloody thumb is still healing.

I might have to take a little break from piano till the April school holidays...   

 :P

Yeah, damned right that particular Prokofiev is percussive.

Yes, II'm just being a lazy turd about doing a video.

April isn't so long:  I barely touch the keyboard these days.  A little rest is good.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2021, 10:57:54 AM

my bloody thumb is still healing.

Stop sitting on it, you fool!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 03:06:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 28, 2021, 01:07:54 PM

April isn't so long:  I barely touch the keyboard these days.  A little rest is good.

Yeah, but after a while piano can be like drugs. When you don't get it often enough, you start coming down and jonesing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 01, 2021, 03:32:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 03:06:13 AM

Yeah, but after a while piano can be like drugs. When you don't get it often enough, you start coming down and jonesing.

Yeah.  But at least it is by choice and circumstance, not like being imprisoned and forced to abstain.

I get my fix in by reading scores away from the piano.  It's not the same thing as playing at the keyboard, but it's not nothing, either. 

Besides, at home, my instruments are a good twenty or more imperial feet from my desk!  That's a lot of effort, man!

///////////////

All right, I'm curious, what did you do to your thumb?  If it's really gnarly looking, you should post a picture! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 07:58:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 01, 2021, 03:32:46 AM

All right, I'm curious, what did you do to your thumb?  If it's really gnarly looking, you should post a picture! 

Unfortunately, nothing gnarly about it. I just put my hand down on the ground to support my weight as I went to sit on the floor, and felt something crack.

It's not fractured or broken, but it's sore just at the base of the thumb, close to where the webbing is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 01, 2021, 10:09:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 07:58:37 AM

Unfortunately, nothing gnarly about it. I just put my hand down on the ground to support my weight as I went to sit on the floor, and felt something crack.

It's not fractured or broken, but it's sore just at the base of the thumb, close to where the webbing is.

Well, can you make it a gnarled remnant of a finger?

I demand evidence of extreme suffering!

For it is the Lenten season!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 10:26:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 01, 2021, 10:09:50 AM

Well, can you make it a gnarled remnant of a finger?

I demand evidence of extreme suffering!

For it is the Lenten season!

Hey - the point of Lent is that Jesus suffered, so that we don't have to. Although, considering it was his father that demanded that he spend the 40 days in the desert, he can't have been father of the year.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2021, 03:22:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 10:26:36 PM

Hey - the point of Lent is that Jesus suffered, so that we don't have to. Although, considering it was his father that demanded that he spend the 40 days in the desert, he can't have been father of the year.

Whatever.  No offense intended, but you know I don't believe in any of that.  Yes, I wear a cross around my neck, "pray" the rosary in the universal language from memory, and wear a medallion of Ignatius also around my neck and carry a medallion of Mary.

Here's my version of relief.

(https://i.ibb.co/rv5vxLV/2021-03-01-191648.jpg)

And, yes, I really do pray this medicine works.

True story.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2021, 10:26:36 PM

Although, considering it was his father that demanded that he spend the 40 days in the desert, he can't have been father of the year.

Well, forty, maybe for that old hippie, but for us mortals the Lenten season is forty six days, as the calendar goes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2021, 08:43:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 02, 2021, 03:22:24 AM

Well, forty, maybe for that old hippie, but for us mortals the Lenten season is forty six days, as the calendar goes.

Oh - who the hell is counting. I was going to give up procrastinating this year, but I couldn't be arsed with it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2021, 02:51:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2021, 08:43:37 AM

I was going to give up procrastinating this year, but I couldn't be arsed with it.

You really should.  Too much of it will make you go blind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2021, 09:02:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2021, 08:43:37 AM

I was going to give up procrastinating this year, but I couldn't be arsed with it.

Quote from: j_tour on March 02, 2021, 02:51:17 PM

You really should.  Too much of it will make you go blind.

No... that's masturbation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2021, 10:47:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2021, 09:02:47 AM

No... that's masturbation.

You said a no-no.

Anyway, what is procrastination, really?

Yeah, I guess I have to touch my monkey.

But I'll do it tomorrow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2021, 12:06:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 03, 2021, 10:47:18 AM

You said a no-no.

It is??? I don't remember my pre-school teachers telling me that.

It's better than all the vulgar, juvenile alternatives...

Wxnkxing, txxchxng the mxnkxy, slxppxng the sxxsxge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2021, 05:09:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2021, 12:06:52 PM

It is??? I don't remember my pre-school teachers telling me that.

It's better than all the vulgar, juvenile alternatives...

Wxnkxing, txxchxng the mxnkxy, slxppxng the sxxsxge.

You're almost on the edge of opening the box of monkeys, little man!

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2021, 10:29:07 PM

Well... life is full of people who 'dare to do', instead of shirk away at the chance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2021, 06:03:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2021, 10:29:07 PM

Well... life is full of people who 'dare to do', instead of shirk away at the chance.

All right, put down the oil can of Foster's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2021, 10:47:52 AM

Fosters??? Christ, that stuff tastes like piss.

(https://www.abbeycellars.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/fosters_can_II-1.jpg)

I wouldn't drink it, even if it was free.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2021, 04:33:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2021, 10:47:52 AM

Fosters??? Christ, that stuff tastes like piss.

That's a feature, not a bug.

Drinking urine is good for you.

Next you're going to say you hate all watersports.

Nonsense.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2021, 10:58:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2021, 04:33:11 PM

Drinking urine is good for you.

Next you're going to say you hate all watersports.

Any mildly intelligent person is going to easily admit they don't get involved in 'watersports'.

Oh wait... do you mean snorkelling, synchronised swimming, and water polo??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2021, 04:40:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2021, 10:58:06 AM

Oh wait... do you mean snorkelling, synchronised swimming, and water polo??

yes.  No. Maybe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2021, 11:28:09 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 05, 2021, 04:40:57 PM

yes.  No. Maybe.

I'm going to play it safe and say...

...(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/xk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2021, 05:20:35 AM

You so wrong to make bad.  Make maggots in brain, so wrong.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JOKn33-q4Ao/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2021, 06:44:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 06, 2021, 05:20:35 AM

You so wrong to make bad.  Make maggots in brain, so wrong.

Player J_Tour attempted to use 'Insult', it was ineffective.
Player J_Tour attempted to use 'English', it was ineffective.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2021, 05:36:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2021, 06:44:11 AM

Player J_Tour attempted to use 'Insult', it was ineffective.
Player J_Tour attempted to use 'English', it was ineffective.

p_p is not no playa.

but p_p does have praegnant cat or praegnant dog for make babby.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2021, 02:54:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 06, 2021, 05:36:22 PM

p_p is not no playa.

but p_p does have praegnant cat or praegnant dog for make babby.

I thought most web browsers had in-built spell-checkers.

I thought J_Tour also had more class than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2021, 04:03:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2021, 02:54:54 AM

I thought most web browsers had in-built spell-checkers.

I thought J_Tour also had more class than that.

I don't know why one would think an unknown web browser conformed to standards.

And for someone who cannot or will not distinguish majuscule case letters....enough said.

And it's been established there are very low standards set, just for me.

Ahh.  But now that I've finished off the Paddy's Irish and am onto Steel Reserve 211 High Gravity Lager, you should expect a higher quality of retardation from me.

(https://i.ibb.co/K6XnzYt/2021-03-06-201402.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2021, 10:39:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2021, 04:03:55 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/K6XnzYt/2021-03-06-201402.jpg)

Oh dear... Bob-syndrome is starting to kick in. If left untreated, it can get to the point where you no longer remember how post anything on the internet at all... soon you'll be back to writing letters to your pen-pals and your enemies.

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2021, 04:03:55 AM

And it's been established there are very low standards set, just for me.

Ahh.  But now that I've finished off the Paddy's Irish and am onto Steel Reserve 211 High Gravity Lager, you should expect a higher quality of retardation from me.

I never had a doubt.

(https://inews-prd-a-images.s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/content/uploads/2018/05/To-alcohol-The-cause-of-and-solution-to-all-of-lifes-problems._-640x360.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 07, 2021, 04:03:39 PM

And then another parade came by...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2021, 11:32:08 PM

And cancel all that "cultural appropriation":  I think there's only one person here who knows my last name, but I will say it's not to be misspelled or mispronounced in Cajun land.

And, no, my name is not Boudreaux or Thibodeaux. Close, though.

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2021, 10:26:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2021, 11:32:08 PM

And cancel all that "cultural appropriation":  I think there's only one person here who knows my last name, but I will say it's not to be misspelled or mispronounced in Cajun land.

I know what you mean... just recently they've announced they're replacing the actor who does the voice for Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and Dr. Julius Hibbert from the Simpsons...

It's been 31 years for goodness sake - just let the original voice actors carry on the tradition. I mean, next they'll announce that the guy who does Groundskeeper Willies voice will have to be replaced with a real Scotsman.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2021, 03:55:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2021, 10:26:40 AM

I mean, next they'll announce that the guy who does Groundskeeper Willies voice will have to be replaced with a real Scotsman.

Nah.  They won't do that.

They'd have to carry massive insurance costs for when the Scotsman inevitably gets soused and starts assaulting and violating the rest of the vocal cast and producers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2021, 10:46:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 08, 2021, 03:55:30 PM

Nah.  They won't do that.

They'd have to carry massive insurance costs for when the Scotsman inevitably gets soused and starts assaulting and violating the rest of the vocal cast and producers.

That's the irish for goodness sake. The Scottish don't get drunk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2021, 11:50:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2021, 10:46:12 PM

That's the irish for goodness sake. The Scottish don't get drunk.

I've smelled the whisky on y'alls breath:  cain't fool me none!

(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/A53K59/clown-faces-display-ringling-museum-masks-make-up-A53K59.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2021, 10:29:46 AM

Hey - we might have whisky on the breath - but that doesn't make us drunk. If you swished some whisky around in your mouth and spat it out, your breath would still smell of whisky, but you wouldn't be drunk.

Plus, most Scots need to drink about half a gallon of whisky before they start feeling warm and fuzzy inside. That's what living in a country where it rains 10 months out of the year will do to you...

...toughen you the FxCK UP!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 09, 2021, 04:15:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2021, 10:29:46 AM

If you swished some whisky around in your mouth and spat it out, your breath would still smell of whisky, but you wouldn't be drunk.

Right.  The famously thrifty Scottish are going to be spitting out whisky.  That does not seem likely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2021, 09:13:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 09, 2021, 04:15:54 PM

Right.  The famously thrifty Scottish are going to be spitting out whisky.

You do realise that the phrase 'thrifty Scottish' is an oxymoron... and trying to use an adjective like 'famously' in front of it just completely demolishes any ounce of truth to the matter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 10, 2021, 02:33:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2021, 09:13:22 AM

You do realise that the phrase 'thrifty Scottish' is an oxymoron... and trying to use an adjective like 'famously' in front of it just completely demolishes any ounce of truth to the matter.

I had no idea.

You must be a savant.

Do you have the shining?

Or are you a scanner?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2021, 10:31:01 PM

In order...

Yes, yes... and no. I think if peoples heads had been exploding - I'd be their first prime suspect.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2021, 02:28:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2021, 10:31:01 PM

In order...

Yes, yes... and no. I think if peoples heads had been exploding - I'd be their first prime suspect.

Fine, we'll do it the scanner way.

At least there's one movie not about transformer toybots you've heard of.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6hP5nvqDavY/UA_n04mRRqI/AAAAAAAABWg/frWMgG7mUgs/s1600/David+Cronenberg%2527s+Scanners+%25281981%2529+Blu-Ray+07.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 11, 2021, 04:04:13 AM

Peace on Gaia
And good trololo towards man
Praise be to dark bringer of calamity , Chtulhu

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2021, 04:28:07 AM

(https://cdn.crimethinc.com/assets/articles/2020/12/15/1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 11, 2021, 04:31:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 11, 2021, 04:28:07 AM

(https://cdn.crimethinc.com/assets/articles/2020/12/15/1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2021, 10:41:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 11, 2021, 02:28:16 AM

At least there's one movie not about transformer toybots you've heard of.

The irony is, I've never seen the Transformers movie... ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on March 11, 2021, 12:05:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2021, 10:41:54 AM

The irony is, I've never seen the Transformers movie... ever.

no need ,but this Lord of the rings however is a must

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2021, 03:45:02 PM

Quote from: visitor on March 11, 2021, 12:05:26 PM

no need ,but this Lord of the rings however is a must

No it isn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2021, 10:21:43 PM

Yeah, I'm sorry - but I have to agree with Visitor. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was one of Peter Jacksons greatest gifts to the cinematic world.

How can you not like it??? You troglodyte.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2021, 11:44:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2021, 10:21:43 PM

Yeah, I'm sorry - but I have to agree with Visitor. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was one of Peter Jacksons greatest gifts to the cinematic world.

How can you not like it??? You troglodyte.

I didn't say I didn't like it.  It's fine entertainment for young adults.

It's not like the trilogy is  Heavenly Creatures or something, but it's adequate popcorn-face-stuffing fare.

Don't you have a Star Wars convention to go to, Gandalf?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on March 11, 2021, 11:47:38 PM

For me I get choked up and sometimes the tears come at the most emotional moments of Lord of the Rings. I definitely don't see it as just popcorn entertainment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 12, 2021, 01:54:26 AM

All right, fine.

Don't you people have a shire to go to and pick your little hobbit feet, or something?

I have to work on my upper body strength.

(https://arnoldschwarzeneggernetworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/f1bab421bdcff2a1d3f959d0736b1c14.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2021, 09:54:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 12, 2021, 01:54:26 AM

I have to work on my upper body strength.

(https://arnoldschwarzeneggernetworth.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/f1bab421bdcff2a1d3f959d0736b1c14.png)

I know... I've seen actual pictures of you in real life, so if you want to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger - you're going to have to spend 8 hours at the gym, 7 days a week, for the next 60 years if you've got a chance in hell of looking anywhere near as bulked up as he is.

Good luck.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 12, 2021, 03:14:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2021, 09:54:20 AM

you're going to have to spend 8 hours at the gym, 7 days a week, for the next 60 years if you've got a chance in hell of looking anywhere near as bulked up as he is.

Nah.  I just have to eat a lot more, punish more things physically, then stop eating for a week and use some diuretics to aid in dehydrating myself.

I've started carrying a full gasoline can in the car, so I can roast pieces of fat and protein easily at any time.  Especially people, but sometimes I just like to watch them burn.

(https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Texas_large_large1.jpg?w=970)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 12, 2021, 03:29:21 PM

How repulsive!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 12, 2021, 06:00:07 PM

Quote from: compline on March 12, 2021, 03:29:21 PM

How repulsive!

No it isn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 12, 2021, 09:22:38 PM

I could not make head nor tail of that strange utterance!

 Maybe Time to join me over the other side, for a bit of well earned respite this place.  J_tour.    :)

https://thebeethovenhub.createaforum.com/index.php

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2021, 11:39:39 PM

Hey Compline... you have stumbled into a thread that has been going on for years.

Like most of us - you learn to love each others foibles... especially J_Tours... although I think he really just needs therapy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2021, 01:11:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2021, 11:39:39 PM

Hey Compline... you have stumbled into a thread that has been going on for years.

Compline knows what it did. 

But I've been fixing this "lace retention" system on a pair of boots (after I broke the plastic retention clip off on purpose, thinking it was stupid, which it is) by practicing sheet bends, which I think is probably the most appropriate knot that I know for my use, and even then I couldn't remember how to tie it without looking it up.  (A binding knot between two threads of similar size, with both ends slack).

And I spent an hour "kneading" epoxy putty and positioning it, and failing a clamp of appropriate size, compressing it by hand for ten minutes, at several critical positions.

Yeah, serial killers are lazy, what with their zip ties and duck tape.  Shaolin master killer from Jaws is what's needed!

Goddammit, I promised to make a *** video of the *** Prokofiev precipitato, at least a few bars of the supposedly challenging bits.

And I did laundry.  And it's Friday.

You can all bite me.

Quote from: compline on March 12, 2021, 09:22:38 PM

I could not make head nor tail of that strange utterance!

You weren't supposed to.  I wanted to make a strange utterance or sequence of events, so I did.  I'm no Bob, but we can't all paint the Demoiselles d'Avignon

I'm sure beethovenhub is very good, but I have a habit of being forcibly ejected from places.  Anyway, I don't know any more about Beethoven than the average pianist.  If more, it's only because I've lived longer with his music.  He was a rotten bastard, though, so I admire him for that.

////////////////

ETA Oh, no, I mean, c'mon (https://thebeethovenhub.createaforum.com/index.php?action=register;PHPSESSID=c9311c9fcca121fadcfff37fc3e07fde):  "You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation of any International or United States Federal law."

I'm on board with false, inaccurate, abusive, harassing, threatening, invasive/privacy, obscene and even the adult material parts.

Those are not very good, and some of them can be very bad.

But vulgar, hateful, profane? 

I love those last three!  "Profanity" filters catch anything profane, and I do my best to abstain from using forbidden words, but I just must be vulgar and hateful!  There's no other option!  Salve regina!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 02:50:47 AM

I think what I love about this thread, is that J_Tour sometimes goes to extremes to write a lot in order to win... whereas...



Meh... I win!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2021, 03:36:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 02:50:47 AM

I think what I love about this thread, is that J_Tour sometimes goes to extremes to write a lot in order to win... whereas...

How do you know I wasn't clamping epoxy with one hand, waiting for it to set?  Whatever, maidenform.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 02:50:47 AM

Meh... I win!!!

What?

It is like the little shrew that roared unto the ear of the elephant, as mute and timid as one might find.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 04:56:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 13, 2021, 03:36:14 AM

How do you know I wasn't clamping epoxy with one hand, waiting for it to set?  Whatever, maidenform.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/f7E__eIPgCI/maxresdefault.jpg)

There are... no words.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2021, 05:27:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 04:56:09 AM

There are... no words.

Highlander II:  The Quickening.

There are words for that.

There are no words for the video I'm about about to upload of me playing some hymn off a lead sheet, 99% of which consists of me cursing at the phone/camera and trying to find a place to put it.  I said some very bad things in that video, so now I have to find a way to edit video.

On CentOS 8.  For which there are probably about zero options in the regular repos.  As exciting as it is, I'm not bothering to build from source some little graphics tool, assuming I found one.

I don't even know what the tune was called, something some kid posted.  Something in Eb, had a strong II7 (V7/V7, or the secondary dominant, or whatever you want to call it) with the melody on the nine of that chord. 

I should be glad I'm allowed to do text:  videos is a bridge too far.

////////////////////


Oh, *** A, hell no.  Bullshit after waiting for imgur to upload am I trimming out the few extremely foul words at the beginning of my "video."

***. 

I'm sorry, people, but I'm not a goddamned cameraman!   Yeah, I know how to use a graycard and shoot film in eight mm, but I'll be fucked if I'll be buying tripods and sh*t for all this muppet gadgetry. 

Am sure as sh*t not buying another millionth Mac/PC and their ridiculous Cortanas and Edges or whatever just to have "snap-on" capabilities. 

Not for some dumbass video.  If you want the 800 MiB video, I'll e-mail it to you.  Lots of laughs, suckers.

ETAYeah, the way to do it is to use ffmpeg and specify which clock times you want preserved or excised.  There's also some GUI tool called "mkvtoolnix" out there, but I have no idea what that is or which libraries I'd need to use it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 13, 2021, 07:33:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2021, 11:39:39 PM

Hey Compline... you have stumbled into a thread that has been going on for years.

Like most of us - you learn to love each others foibles... especially J_Tours... although I think he really just needs therapy.

Yeah , and  don't I  know it.
It should be renamed, tongue in cheek  thread.
Folks letting their hair down, etc. etc.. I mean times are so stressful we need space to breathe and relax....   :P
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2021, 07:43:44 AM

Quote from: compline on March 13, 2021, 07:33:09 AM

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Folks letting their hair down, etc. etc.. I mean times are so stressful we need space to breathe and relax....   

Not it you bathe yourself in liquid metal.

(https://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/news/au800newst10-06a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 12:49:37 PM

The Terminator already showed us how to defeat a liquid metal android.

All you need is a foundry, and a can do attitude.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2021, 02:29:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2021, 12:49:37 PM

The Terminator already showed us how to defeat a liquid metal android.

I AM MADE OF LIQUID METAL!

UNDEFEATED!

(https://ace-bootlegs.com/wp-content/uploads/BOOTLEGS%20ARTWORK/ROLLING%20STONES/Demos%20And%20Outtakes/1972-1973-Goats_head_soup_reheated-insert.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 01:04:31 AM

Well, then you're in for a treat.

Have some DUBSTEP!!!

It's like Heavy Metal on COCAINE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 14, 2021, 01:24:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 01:04:31 AM

It's like Heavy Metal on COCAINE!!!

I don't like the way some of you people are so against cocaine use. 

Good for children, and brings youth to the old.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 02:07:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 14, 2021, 01:24:31 AM

I don't like the way some of you people are so against cocaine use. 

Good for children, and brings youth to the old.

And illegal. There's a reason it's illegal. Have you SEEN photos of people before and after cocaine use???

It's like seeing Bozo the clown, and a year later he's turned into Pennywise.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 14, 2021, 03:11:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 02:07:08 AM

It's like seeing Bozo the clown, and a year later he's turned into Pennywise.

"Illegal"?  It's made of a fricking tree.  The bottle of Kilbeggan I bought for tomorrow had a little bag made of paper tied to it, I suppose in "honor" of St. Patrick or whatever.

I'll quote the label, "1.5 parts Kilbeggan Whiskey 1 TBSP brown sugar syrup (no meaning, just add some sugar and a bit of water, is what I suppose they mean) 3 parts "Roseline Oro brewed blend" (I guess that's what's in the bag....who know) Float lightly whipped heavy cream (easy enough) top with grated nutmeg (no, I'd rather not)."

It's like a recipe to make an old woman an alcoholic.

Yeah, well, I met a woman named Megan the other day, and I really hope she doesn't take offense at my not liking "grated nutmeg."  Beautiful reddish light hair, which she does in a braid, and very fair skin, and a very keen worker.

Shut up, I'm not bothering the help.  I think it wouldn't be inappropriate for me to ask of her her price per hour while she cleaned up around here a bit.

////////////////

EDIT

Oh, no, it's more like the following:  Megan's (I don't know how she spells it) a fine woman.  Goddammit stop it!  The worms in my ear are turning!

(https://shop.harborfreight.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_24218.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 04:20:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 14, 2021, 03:11:41 AM

"Illegal"?  It's made of a fricking tree.  The bottle of Kilbeggan I bought for tomorrow had a little bag made of paper tied to it, I suppose in "honor" of St. Patrick or whatever.

St. Patricks day is the 17th March... it's not for 3 more days, not tomorrow.

Stop huffing the cocaine, and start huffing life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 14, 2021, 04:38:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 04:20:37 AM

Stop huffing the cocaine, and start huffing life.

No.  I can't self-terminate.  You must lower me into the steel.

(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/A53K59/clown-faces-display-ringling-museum-masks-make-up-A53K59.jpg)

Huff this, ***.

And, tomorrow happens to be a Sunday, which is not a part of the Lenten season.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 10:25:38 PM

All days from Ash Wednesday to Palm Sunday are part of Lent.

You still can't eat meat, you dodgy carnivorous bastard. Not for another couple of weeks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2021, 01:04:04 AM

Rubbish.

There are no requirements for fasting, and of what, and for how long.  Fridays are traditional.  Muakrat is licit.

But, no, each Sunday is, as it always, a celebration.

That's why there's 46 instead of 40 days of the lenten season.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2021, 08:45:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 15, 2021, 01:04:04 AM

That's why there's 46 instead of 40 days of the lenten season.

Wait a minute - you just stated there's 46 days of the Lenten season, not 40... that only way that makes actual sense is if you DO include the Sundays as part of the lenten season.

Take away the Sundays and it's 40 days. So either there's 46 days of lent and the Sundays count, or there's 40 days and Sundays don't count...

Which is it???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2021, 09:42:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2021, 08:45:04 AM

Wait a minute - you just stated there's 46 days of the Lenten season, not 40... that only way that makes actual sense is if you DO include the Sundays as part of the lenten season.

Take away the Sundays and it's 40 days. So either there's 46 days of lent and the Sundays count, or there's 40 days and Sundays don't count...

Which is it???

Damn your vulcan logic!

I got a fever.  And the only prescription is more cowbell.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 15, 2021, 10:42:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2021, 10:25:38 PM

All days from Ash Wednesday to Palm Sunday are part of Lent.

You still can't eat meat, you dodgy carnivorous bastard. Not for another couple of weeks.

Now just a cotton pickin minute  P-P ,     anyone over the age of 59 or under the
 age of 16  or  a diabetic, or any other underlying illnesses, and nursing mothers,  are not required to fast! 

 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 15, 2021, 10:51:21 AM

 ..........

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2021, 11:35:35 AM

Quote from: compline on March 15, 2021, 10:42:53 AM

Now just a cotton pickin minute  P-P ,     anyone over the age of 59 or under the
 age of 16  or  a diabetic, or any other underlying illnesses, and nursing mothers,  are not required to fast!

Well, then according to the Bible...

(https://redeeminggod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youre-going-to-hell.png)

Bring your sunscreen - it's hot as fxck down there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 15, 2021, 12:50:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2021, 11:35:35 AM

Well, then according to the Bible...

(https://redeeminggod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youre-going-to-hell.png)

Bring your sunscreen - it's hot as fxck down there.

No fear  there P-P, You are mistaken, there is no such thing as fires of Hell or a big burning lake somewhere.
You make your own  Hell  by the way you live  right here on earth.
I have no worries as my life is untainted with evil.  Unlike yours.

 Get thee to confession sir! 

(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=14981;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2021, 03:49:15 PM

Quote from: compline on March 15, 2021, 12:50:17 PM

I have no worries as my life is untainted with evil.  Unlike yours.

Hehe.   p_p just got pwned:  EVIL!   p_p is EVIL! 

p_p brought the birds!  EVIL!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2021, 10:46:56 AM

Quote from: compline on March 15, 2021, 12:50:17 PM

No fear  there P-P, You are mistaken, there is no such thing as fires of Hell or a big burning lake somewhere.
You make your own  Hell  by the way you live  right here on earth.

Well, that sucks. I was reveling in the comfort that somewhere, Adolf Hitler is getting pissed on by the devil on a daily basis, and the victim in every bukkake party that takes place in hell.

I demand justice for all.

Quote from: j_tour on March 15, 2021, 03:49:15 PM

Hehe.   p_p just got pwned:  EVIL!   p_p is EVIL!

Oh come on... that was LIGHTWEIGHT!!! That wasn't a burn... that wasn't an insult.

Compline is going to have to try and do better than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 16, 2021, 03:47:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2021, 10:46:56 AM

I demand justice for all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2021, 09:12:10 AM

Jesus Christ - Is that Al Pacino??? It took me a few seconds before the voice and accent gave it away, but hot damn - one has to ask...

How bloody old are you J_Tour???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 17, 2021, 02:38:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2021, 09:12:10 AM

How bloody old are you J_Tour???

Dude, you're out of your element.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2021, 09:12:10 AM

Jesus Christ - Is that Al blahblahblah???

Profane!  Profane!  Evil!  You're evil!

The correct nomenclature is "Judas Priest," please.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2021, 10:24:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 17, 2021, 02:38:05 PM

Profane!  Profane!  Evil!  You're evil!

The correct nomenclature is "Judas Priest," please.

Did he play Judas in a movie??? Again, your love of incredibly old, barely nostalgic movies is ostracising you from this thread and the ability to connect with the users on this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2021, 11:53:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2021, 10:24:03 AM

Did he play Judas in a movie??? Again, your love of incredibly old, barely nostalgic movies is ostracising you from this thread and the ability to connect with the users on this thread.

You don't know what you're talking about, you big girl's blouse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2021, 12:36:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 18, 2021, 11:53:32 AM

You don't know what you're talking about, you big girl's blouse.

Someones been researching Scottish insults, haven't they???

Well, good on you... you bloody numpty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2021, 03:31:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2021, 12:36:06 PM

Someones been researching Scottish insults, haven't they???

There's a risk of living an island lifestyle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2021, 10:18:55 PM

Oh J_Tour... 1932, you're getting worse and worse. Next you'll be showing us trailers of Charlie Chaplin.

Get with the times. I think it should be mandatory that any trailers you promote should at least be in COLOUR!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2021, 11:02:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2021, 10:18:55 PM

Get with the times. I think it should be mandatory that any trailers you promote should at least be in COLOUR!!!

So you fancy a blood feast do you?  Sicko.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2021, 01:37:27 PM

Oh dear... that was horrific. Truly deplorable; sick, vile and just utterly reprehensible...





...and by that I mean the quality of the film, the poor props and special effects used, not to mention the stupid-arsed introduction by the man who has no personality, character or ability to inflect while talking...

...and the fact that you of all people uploaded it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2021, 02:10:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2021, 01:37:27 PM

Oh dear... that was horrific. Truly deplorable; sick, vile and just utterly reprehensible...

Nonsense.  A masterpiece.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 19, 2021, 02:19:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 19, 2021, 02:10:07 PM

Nonsense.  A masterpiece.

 Warning!

Do not watch if you are having lunch!
In fact, don't waste 5 seconds of your life, you can't undo what you have seen!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2021, 02:25:28 PM

Quote from: compline on March 19, 2021, 02:19:27 PM

Do not watch if you are having lunch!

It's Friday.  Don't eat lunch.  Eat dog feces. 

Like Divine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 19, 2021, 02:38:59 PM

Stop that you rotter,  my cook served up salmon today for  lunch.
Then Ginger layer cake, with blueberry ice cream! 

You have no idea what civilised society is ! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2021, 03:08:31 PM

Quote from: compline on March 19, 2021, 02:38:59 PM

You have no idea what civilised society is !

You must lie with the dogs, creature!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2021, 11:05:00 PM

J_Tour - where in all of the filthiest part of HELL do you find videos like these???

This is disturbing man. Very, very disturbing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2021, 11:17:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2021, 11:05:00 PM

J_Tour - where in all of the filthiest part of HELL do you find videos like these???

No it isn't.

You might say I'm a musketeer of Pig Alley. 

They still call me the Snapper Kid.  And, yes, I had to redact a number of John Waters and Pasolini inserts because they were restricted for age and cannot be embedded.

The Snapper Kid.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2021, 07:09:37 AM

I'm not sure if I should click on that video...

Something tells me to just not do it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on March 20, 2021, 10:29:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2021, 07:09:37 AM

I'm not sure if I should click on that video...

Something tells me to just not do it.

IT'S A TRAP! 
HE'S TRYIN TA TURN YOUR BRAINS INTO MUSH!

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t_V3ADMzYEU/V1XhXZMZMaI/AAAAAAAADpE/QFRb4t3gvmc5II-sj8lsxCJ7jCp8Zjk4ACLcB/s640/gandalf%2Bit%2527s%2Ba%2Btrap.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2021, 10:37:18 AM

Yeah, I figured.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2021, 01:57:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2021, 10:37:18 AM

Yeah, I figured.

Whatever, Gandalf.

Here, only a robot brain could perceive the interstices.

Obligatory warning to to the guillible:  don't actually watch Pier Paulo Pasolini's movie Salò.  Even in the hilariously condensed version linked below, which youtube was nice enough to classify as riscue material.

There are other contenders for the prize of gross-out movies, among which are included earlier movies of John Waters, and etsetera.

One should read the very long novel by de Sade, though, as well as the work of Sacher-Masoch. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2021, 01:35:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 20, 2021, 01:57:32 PM

Obligatory warning to to the guillible:  don't actually watch Pier Paulo Pasolini's movie Salò.  Even in the hilariously condensed version linked below, which youtube was nice enough to classify as riscue material.

There are other contenders for the prize of gross-out movies, among which are included earlier movies of John Waters, and etsetera.

One should read the very long novel by de Sade, though, as well as the work of Sacher-Masoch. 

Sounds like they could get the same experience watching or reading '50 shades of Gray'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2021, 01:46:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2021, 01:35:46 AM

Sounds like they could get the same experience watching or reading '50 shades of Gray'

Nope.

There's a bonus quiz.

You're welcome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2021, 08:57:32 AM

1974??? Jesus, I wasn't even born then. I can't movies looked that bad, it's like amateur hour on YouTube.

I mean, looking at the acting in the early James Bond movies - brilliant actors, but man - is the dialogue stiff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2021, 01:24:50 PM

Yeah, old stuff blows. 

Only consume novelties in music and among beverages. 

I was born after 1974 as well.  Besides, Peter Fonda is clearly one of the most brilliant actors of his generation.....oh, wait....well, or something.  Well his father did some good work, and Brigitte Fonda is pretty good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2021, 10:16:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 21, 2021, 01:24:50 PM

Yeah, old stuff blows. 

I was born after 1974 as well.

Seriously??? With your wealth of knowledge on prehistoric movies, I would have assumed that maybe you were born after 1874, but not 1974.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 23, 2021, 12:45:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2021, 10:16:50 AM

Seriously??? With your wealth of knowledge on prehistoric movies, I would have assumed that maybe you were born after 1874, but not 1974.

I am the devil, you fool! 

Without beginning and without end.

That's how I managed this particular piece of witchcraft just now.

Never doubt me!

(https://i.ibb.co/HpfFqMH/Resized-20210322-155842.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2021, 09:25:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 23, 2021, 12:45:40 AM

I am the devil, you fool! 

Without beginning and without end.

Never doubt me!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 23, 2021, 02:04:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2021, 09:25:25 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch=pederasty

Dude, he's a registered sex offender.  A pederast. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2021, 10:55:54 AM

What in the ***... is a pederast???

And before anyone suggests it - I am NOT typing that into google, just in case it's something sick or disgusting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 24, 2021, 04:26:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2021, 10:55:54 AM

What in the ***... is a pederast???

And before anyone suggests it - I am NOT typing that into google, just in case it's something sick or disgusting.

It is disgusting.  Just like Kevin Spacey.

You don't have to google it:  you can use a dictionary, if you have one that isn't illustrated with pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2021, 10:03:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 24, 2021, 04:26:31 PM

You don't have to google it:  you can use a dictionary, if you have one that isn't illustrated with pictures.

Who has an actual paper dictionary these days??? The whole online society is creating words faster than their brain cells can develop, so it's almost evolving on a day by day basis.

I mean, what sensible and intelligent person uses 'yolo' as a word. How about 'hangry'?
Have you seen a Doctor use the word 'sif'?

If you hear a person using any of the above listed words, please do your moral duty and beat them to death. The world will be better off without them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2021, 02:46:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2021, 10:03:50 AM

Have you seen a Doctor use the word 'sif'?

(https://i.ibb.co/5YCtwbp/Doctor-Who-Time-Lord-Victorious-poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2021, 11:14:08 PM

What in the heck is that meant to say???

You really need to work on your penmanship... that or put the moonshine down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2021, 03:27:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2021, 11:14:08 PM

What in the heck is that meant to say???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2021, 03:54:26 AM

Shame that movie just doesn't hold up today...

And the remake was just BLOODY awful. The 80's were a crazy time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2021, 04:06:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2021, 03:54:26 AM

Shame that movie just doesn't hold up today...

You're full of it man.

It's still kind of funny.

Great title theme song, in a good key.  B.

None of the sequels were that good, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2021, 05:44:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 26, 2021, 04:06:15 AM

You're full of it man.

You mean 'goodness and talent'.

Why, thank you. That's the nicest thing you're ever said to me. You're a great man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2021, 06:12:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2021, 05:44:15 AM

You're a great man.

Correct.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3k6t2x

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2021, 08:04:06 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/65/0a/b8/650ab83549f80a03ff56a68cd4bc7e56.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2021, 02:03:50 PM

(https://i.redd.it/sxsd8wwmxio61.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2021, 12:43:37 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/0w5UAMX.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 27, 2021, 03:00:13 AM

Oh. you people have to make everything so terrible and such.

Here's a nice little video.

Where have all the children gone to, I wonder?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2021, 03:11:44 AM

Ewwww... I saw Yoko Ono in that video.

She's the reason that people hate... Yoko Ono.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 27, 2021, 03:01:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2021, 03:11:44 AM

Ewwww... I saw Yoko Ono in that video.

Dude, that's not even.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2021, 03:49:03 PM

What in the mother-*** holy sh*t was that???

That was HORRIFYING!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 27, 2021, 05:46:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2021, 03:49:03 PM

What in the mother-*** holy sh*t was that???

Ear training.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2021, 03:49:03 PM

That was HORRIFYING!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE...

Negative, ghostrider, the pattern is full.

(https://i.imgur.com/EeBN53a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2021, 01:21:41 AM

I have now heard the depths of hell, and it was horrifying.

Although, I think that recording is so bad that it proves that God doesn't exist... because if he did - he wouldn't allow THAT recording to exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 28, 2021, 02:07:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2021, 01:21:41 AM

Although, I think that recording is so bad that it proves that God doesn't exist... because if he did - he wouldn't allow THAT recording to exist.

So, not into the whole Lautgedicht thing, I guess. 

Oh well, more for me.

Thou wretched gremlin, observe the stag in glory!  Drink its blood! 

Purify thyself before the discovery of the empty tomb!

(https://i.ibb.co/dKf2R7g/mb3kr6uqxao61.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2021, 06:03:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 28, 2021, 02:07:58 AM

So, not into the whole Lautgedicht thing, I guess.

No... I'm definitely not into the whole Lautgedicht thing...

Not even DEAF PEOPLE are into the whole Lautgedicht thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 28, 2021, 11:52:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2021, 06:03:33 AM

Not even DEAF PEOPLE are into the whole Lautgedicht thing.

Deaf people like Beethoven?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2021, 02:05:23 PM

He went progressively deaf, so he had high standards before he lost his hearing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 28, 2021, 02:39:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2021, 02:05:23 PM

He went progressively deaf, so he had high standards before he lost his hearing.

Sure.  Like going progressively...car insurance, or whatever.  I can't think of anything.

(https://i.imgur.com/Dfoc7u6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2021, 08:38:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 28, 2021, 02:39:58 PM

Sure.  Like going progressively...car insurance, or whatever.  I can't think of anything.

Someone needs caffeine. Coffee is my cure for everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2021, 02:07:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2021, 08:38:47 AM

Someone needs caffeine. Coffee is my cure for everything.

Yeah.  "Coffee."  Right.

(https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/5/6/162256_v1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2021, 02:54:03 PM

Well... it is. I don't have a local Crack dealer, so Coffee will have to do for now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2021, 02:56:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2021, 02:54:03 PM

Well... it is. I don't have a local Crack dealer, so Coffee will have to do for now.

Model airplane cement.

Or spray paint.

That is all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2021, 10:12:47 PM

You have a dark mind...

I'll stick to coffee. Nobody has ever been admitted to rehab with a coffee addiction.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2021, 01:41:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2021, 10:12:47 PM

You have a dark mind...

I'll stick to coffee. Nobody has ever been admitted to rehab with a coffee addiction.

Right.

And nobody has ever named a private vessel "The Seaward" either.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 30, 2021, 09:43:19 AM

I little distraction technique here....

https://i.imgur.com/XF1mfVz.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2021, 10:22:32 AM

Yeah Bob... I ain't clicking that. Your videos are usually weird and creepy.

And speaking of the C Word - it can be a great term of endearment:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2021, 02:11:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/qFqMNV6/th.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2021, 10:19:12 PM

Damn... that ugly bastard needs to see a Periodontist and quick.

Gum recession is an often underlying factor of major diseases. No wonder that guy was angry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2021, 10:54:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2021, 10:19:12 PM

Damn... that ugly bastard needs to see a Periodontist and quick.

Gum recession is an often underlying factor of major diseases. No wonder that guy was angry.

Hush your mouth.  That ugly bastard is me, and my dental hygiene is superb. 

Just when I go in the sunlight I prefer to wear a 'modesty veil,' such as:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61QhtyiBObL._AC_UY1000_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2021, 11:26:41 AM

If you're teeth are that bad... I'd suggest a Burqa.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0121/7262/3930/products/full-length-burqa-with-niqab-170747_grande.jpg)

That way, none of us have to look at you.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2021, 03:35:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2021, 11:26:41 AM

If you're teeth are that bad... I'd suggest a Burqa.

No, it's just a slight modification of my usual clothing.  A modernized adaptation.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/29/54/8c/29548c79280b292b0e3a180954139217.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2021, 10:32:29 PM

Who are you... Sinbad the pirate???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2021, 10:52:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2021, 10:32:29 PM

Who are you... Sinbad the pirate???

Sure.

Sinbad the kick your ass with my sweet desert garb!

When going bush, one should always wear black, carry a scimitar, and cover all exposed skin with woolen fabrics.

Which I do, except for socks and sometimes underpants.  Black steel-toed shoes, black undershirt, black hat, black shirt.  Well, cotton or cotton blends, and my face mask is typically a generic hospital blue.

All I must do is acquire one of the facial masks in the color black, to be suspended about the hat to cover the face and neck, and then I submit that I have victory over solar radiation.  I think just the headgear is called a hijab or a niqab, but I can make it work for the modern man.

And, no, those stylish red pumps don't suit me:  steel toe or nothing!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2021, 01:17:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 31, 2021, 10:52:44 PM

All I must do is acquire one of the facial masks in the color black, to be suspended about the hat to cover the face and neck, and then I submit that I have victory over solar radiation.

I was going to make a big deal about being sun-smart, but for the people of Australia - it's the end of the school term, so I can't be fucked.

Happy holidays.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2021, 02:46:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2021, 01:17:29 PM

I was going to make a big deal about being sun-smart, but for the people of Australia - it's the end of the school term, so I can't be fucked.

"Sun-smart."  Impose physical barriers between minimally mediated solar radiation and one's body at all times.

Thank you very much, Mr. Messenger.

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Post by: compline on April 01, 2021, 03:07:04 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2021, 04:05:24 PM

Nope.

The correct answer is diet and exercise.

https://hmg-h-cdn.hearstapps.com/videos/bm-lindsey-resistanceband-banded-high-plank-row-1591110060.mp4

And always wear a hat.

(https://i.redd.it/4g12cutij9q61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2021, 02:48:24 AM

Australia is one of the only places where each year we make sunscreen with more UV protection. When the sun explodes and becomes a red giant, the only people who are going to survive are the Australians.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2021, 05:03:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2021, 02:48:24 AM

Australia is one of the only places where each year we make sunscreen with more UV protection. When the sun explodes and becomes a red giant, the only people who are going to survive are the Australians.

Australians like Crocodile Dundee?  Oh, too soon.

I think what it is is that the sun really only hits the top of the world, and what you get at the bottom of the world is some of the leftover sun.

So it isn't harmful, because it's been filtered out through a system of mechanical gears and lenses built in Switzerland.

(https://i.ibb.co/zPWK7bQ/BB1dvs-Lc-img.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2021, 06:43:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 02, 2021, 05:03:21 AM

Australians like Crocodile Dundee?  Oh, too soon.

Christ no... no one in Australia, and I mean NO ONE in Australia likes Crocodile Dundee, nor ever did. It was just fodder material to give the rest of the world a glorified image of what stereotypical Australians looked like (in the eyes of the American people mostly).

It's like when you get movies or tv shows like Jerry Springer that seemingly perpetuate that Americans are slow, vapid morons who bonk each others sister and talk like hillbillies.

Everyone knows none of that sh*t is real.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2021, 02:55:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2021, 06:43:23 AM

Everyone knows none of that sh*t is real.

It's all true.

However, since it is Good Friday at GMT and other areas, one must assume the position of penance and mourning.

Or observe others doing so.

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/1076/downwarddog-578-1522246272.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2021, 11:18:36 PM

And if you're not holy, or don't care about religion - here's the correct pose you should be emulating.

(https://chairsfx.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/neutral-cyberpunk.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 12:04:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2021, 11:18:36 PM

And if you're not holy, or don't care about religion - here's the correct pose you should be emulating

Bollocks.  Is that Stephen Hawking?  He kind of only had one pose, you know.

Get the children involved!  Even better if one has a neighbor named Jesus, or perhaps a pet dog.

(https://www.catholicicing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/good-friday-activity-for-kids.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2021, 12:19:41 AM

Wow... that's really dark... but not as dark as this:

(https://i.ibb.co/KhV537N/Hang-Time.jpg)

Personally, I prefer:

Jesus Christ - the worlds first Masochist...

(Although you can only really say that around Good Friday or people won't get the joke)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 02:21:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2021, 12:19:41 AM

Jesus Christ - the worlds first Masochist...

(Although you can only really say that around Good Friday or people won't get the joke)

That's pretty funny.  Although The Jesus....I don't know....three hours?  I bet some surfers would be impressed, but what about glider pilots? 

And jazz musicians have been known to hang until daylight in the morning, smoking those reefer cigarettes and jamming.

I'm not so sure people would get the joke, even in the Bible Belt of the US.  They might drag you behind the bumper of a car because...for reasons.

Even in the main Catholic cathedral today in my town (I didn't go all the way in, just sort of lurked around the font, licking my lips), people weren't wearing black!

Black shirt, black undershirt, black blazer, black pants, black shoes.  That's the way to do it.

Bunch of iconoclastic, disrespectful hellbound cretins.

(https://i.ibb.co/hZ9C1bb/Don-t-Go-in-the-House-Film-Poster.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2021, 05:12:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 02:21:50 AM

I'm not so sure people would get the joke, even in the Bible Belt of the US.  They might drag you behind the bumper of a car because...for reasons.

I presume they'd try to sacrifice me to their god. Lucky I don't live in America.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 05:19:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2021, 05:12:19 AM

Lucky I don't live in America.

You're lucky you don't have a mullet.

Otherwise I'd have to shave you like a cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2021, 05:37:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 05:19:17 AM

You're lucky you don't have a mullet.

Otherwise I'd have to shave you like a cat.

Seriously... only arseholes wear Mullets. Even in Australia, they're considered *** awful to look at.

I personally think it should be legal to shave anyone with a Mullet, no questions asked or repercussions given... if they're on the streets, in the shopping malls; it should be considered a public service.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 03, 2021, 06:57:19 AM

You must be a man bun kinda person then :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 07:27:26 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2021, 08:11:18 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 03, 2021, 06:57:19 AM

You must be a man bun kinda person then :)

No... I have never even said the words 'man bun' in my entire life. Princess Leia may have gotten away with it in the 1970's, but it shouldn't be allowed to happen today.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 03, 2021, 09:22:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 02:21:50 AM

That's pretty funny.  Although The Jesus....I don't know....three hours?  I bet some surfers would be impressed, but what about glider pilots? 


It is possible.   I am surprised J-tour.
You should read some of those survival  episodes  like people getting lost in the desert or lost as sea for weeks or months and survived.     

 Example of True story.......https://www.sailingeurope.com/blog/survival-at-sea-the-thrilling-story-of-steve-callahan

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 03, 2021, 09:24:34 AM

It is possible.   I am surprised J-tour.
You should read some of those survival  episodes  like people getting lost in the desert or lost as sea for weeks or months and survived.     

 Example of True story.......https://www.sailingeurope.com/blog/survival-at-sea-the-thrilling-story-of-steve-callahan
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Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2021, 03:03:47 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2021, 03:36:24 AM

(https://live.staticflickr.com/2784/4484221213_0c2139921a_b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 04, 2021, 06:51:56 AM

Happy Easter.



(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=15002;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2021, 01:38:01 PM

Quote from: compline on April 04, 2021, 06:51:56 AM

(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=15002;image)

And yet another embedding fail - you're getting as bad as Bob is, Compline.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2021, 01:49:20 PM

(https://i.redd.it/mg6j6u5vcwq61.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 04, 2021, 04:17:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2021, 01:38:01 PM

And yet another embedding fail - you're getting as bad as Bob is, Compline.

Bahhh humbug!  You did that on purpose, Perfect-Pest!


Here  it is again.


(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=15004;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2021, 04:27:31 PM

Quote from: compline on April 04, 2021, 04:17:25 PM

Bahhh humbug!  You did that on purpose, Perfect-Pest!

You're taunting the Evil One on Easter?  That's tempting fate.

Anyway, that cat isn't wearing a proper wig.

THIS (https://www.amazon.com/Dreambeauty-Toupee-Hairpiece-Replacement-Monofilament/dp/B076P5ZM16/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=lace+retention+system&qid=1617546219&sr=8-5) is a wig.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 04, 2021, 04:43:43 PM

No, J-tour, as usual you are not up to speed, got to move with the times.
The fashion now is , the shaggy dog look.



(https://media.tegna-media.com/assets/WPMT/images/7b422e50-ee6b-4a5b-82b2-776c1c26174c/7b422e50-ee6b-4a5b-82b2-776c1c26174c_750x422.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2021, 09:56:55 PM

Quote from: compline on April 04, 2021, 04:43:43 PM

No, J-tour, as usual you are not up to speed, got to move with the times.
The fashion now is , the shaggy dog look.

The Robert Plant hair has been a few decades past its prime. 

That hippie thing should get a haircut.  Then it might pass for a professor or some other kind of pervert.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Uvm5h04KL._SL1000_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 12:28:03 AM

HEY... don't include professors in with perverts. Many of them are intelligent people who strive to make the world a better place...

...while the others should be shot. And anyway - this is what a proper professorial haircut should look like:

(https://mixedsignal.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/img_0018.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2021, 01:58:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 12:28:03 AM

HEY... don't include professors in with perverts.

Nope.  Alcoholic degenerates.  Or mega, super, ultra nerds.

Chris Lloyd does have a better wig than my previous example, though.

(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/10/101435/5985641-rick_sanchez.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 07:31:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2021, 01:58:01 AM

(https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/10/101435/5985641-rick_sanchez.png)

You realise... he's a cartoon character. Not sure if you can really use him as an example.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 05, 2021, 09:11:07 AM

(https://img.ifunny.co/images/a6928cc6b857e23f33df05a6f34f7f298818e3bd428f023bf92ceb8ac79cae4e_1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 09:55:06 AM

And I bet he wonders why he's still single...

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/80852446/mmm-thats-a-tough-one.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2021, 01:22:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 07:31:01 AM

You realise... he's a cartoon character. Not sure if you can really use him as an example.

Sure can.  It's a fictional object representing crass displeasure at your temerity.

(https://i.imgur.com/CbM2auP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 01:36:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2021, 01:22:33 PM

Sure can.  It's a fictional object representing crass displeasure at your temerity.

You feel displeasure because of my exceeding confidence and prominence??? Awww... didn't realise I was wearing you thin. I'm going to keep on with my temerity, just to piss you the hell off.

It's what helps me sleep at night, knowing you're suffering, while I am not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2021, 02:18:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 01:36:59 PM

It's what helps me sleep at night, knowing you're suffering, while I am not.

(https://i.ibb.co/JzTCnm6/fag0fmhjl9r61.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2021, 11:56:18 PM

Some of these made me laugh like a school child. I watch this when I'm feeling down.

If you're suffering J_Tour, try watching these:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2021, 01:10:58 AM

I don't get upset.  Relax, man.

Think of Queen and Country.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VkIY0sIU0c8/Wfykzfr7o9I/AAAAAAAABOE/LAHKUdjNC583ykeKeylbo8cyYtGkRbvRQCLcBGAs/s1600/Photo%2B03-11-2017%252C%2B16%2B14%2B40.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2021, 03:27:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 06, 2021, 01:10:58 AM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VkIY0sIU0c8/Wfykzfr7o9I/AAAAAAAABOE/LAHKUdjNC583ykeKeylbo8cyYtGkRbvRQCLcBGAs/s1600/Photo%2B03-11-2017%252C%2B16%2B14%2B40.jpg)

I question that teachers abilities, as she completely missed the spelling mistake of 'cornferdence'... or 'comfordence', it's hard to tell...

They also missed the comma between 'try try' again.

No WONDER literacy is becoming a MAJOR problem in the world.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2021, 04:10:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2021, 03:27:32 AM

No WONDER literacy is becoming a MAJOR problem in the world.

Well, one could make an argument that "try try again" reinforces the metrical scheme of this charming bit of doggerel.

But the real crime:  not dressing appropriately for the Scottish game.

O tempora, o mores!

(https://abcnews.go.com/images/Entertainment/gty_michael_jordan_golf_nt_121129_wblog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2021, 04:24:22 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2021, 04:38:13 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2021, 05:47:52 AM

 That's not true... there are many prostitutes out there with low level experience who need to get work somehow. They can't be too picky to turn away people in cargo shorts in they want a little 'company'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2021, 02:04:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2021, 05:47:52 AM

That's not true... there are many prostitutes out there with low level experience who need to get work somehow. They can't be too picky to turn away people in cargo shorts in they want a little 'company'.

Stop talking about chicken.  I'm not hungry.

(https://i.redd.it/umc8hlvsjdr61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 12:37:25 AM

How did you get 'chicken' from me talking about prostitutes...

Actually, don't go there. That's usually the sort of thing you talk to a psychologist about.

And who the heck eats Chicken wings? They're mainly just bones and tendon - there's barely any meat on those things.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2021, 03:14:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 12:37:25 AM

And who the heck eats Chicken wings? They're mainly just bones and tendon - there's barely any meat on those things.

You just need to eat a properly cooked one where you can simply eat most of it no problems at all!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2021, 03:29:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 12:37:25 AM

How did you get 'chicken' from me talking about prostitutes...

Harvey Keitel.

Quote

And who the heck eats Chicken wings? They're mainly just bones and tendon - there's barely any meat on those things.

Don't be a damned fool.  That's ridiculous.

You just have to wear the right equipment.

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41tGpFZNcXL._AC_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 05:44:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 07, 2021, 03:29:02 AM

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41tGpFZNcXL._AC_.jpg)

There's a level of insanity that I don't think I can match wits with...

I wonder how dark this conversation can become... and then other times at night, I just cry myself to sleep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2021, 01:40:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 05:44:44 AM

I wonder how dark this conversation can become... and then other times at night, I just cry myself to sleep.

No it isn't.

(https://i.redd.it/w0rx3lhppnr61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 02:41:44 PM

I worry about you man... I really do.

And I'm thankful we live 10,000 miles away from each other.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/68423221/you-fuckers-are-crazy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2021, 03:34:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 02:41:44 PM

I worry about you man... I really do.

No you don't.

Have a sandwich.  You'll feel better.

(https://i.ibb.co/23qHmWr/image1-6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 10:43:35 PM

And what if I'm a vegan???





I'm just kidding - only weirdos are vegan.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2021, 11:35:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2021, 10:43:35 PM

And what if I'm a vegan???

Then you must wear the mask of tarditude.

(https://i.imgur.com/UTXyocV.png)

Well, never mind. 

The text reads:

Quote

"This face cover is not designed or intended to mitigate, prevent, treat, diagnose, or cure any disease or health condition, nor is it a substitute for self-quarantine at home, social distancing, or thoroughly washing your hands.  This facecover is not a substitute for a medical or surgical mask and should not be used in any surgical, medical, or clinical setting.

Warning:  Choking Hazard - Small Parts.  Masks are intended for Adult use only.  Keep away from children and pets."

Those are the masks AMZN delivery drivers are given.

EDIT Since someone took down the image, here's a good one of a gerbil. 

Yes, it is a goer, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.  Have fun with that!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/2008-02-16_Mongolian_gerbil.jpg/800px-2008-02-16_Mongolian_gerbil.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2021, 01:44:20 PM

Meh - Gerbils are boring. You can get them in any old pet store in the world.

SQUIRRELS, however are far more interesting... and cute. Plus, when you're not looking, they act like superheroes:

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/1I5KSvMh0WcA1pTfH92xn772pWo=/0x0:960x641/920x613/filters:focal(404x245:556x397):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/68496222/y42ymyu7qqa31.0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 08, 2021, 03:40:17 PM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/l3nW9A7gDS6JBLsVa/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2021, 12:47:47 AM

Well... for future reference, do NOT search 'weird gifs' into Google.

Some of that sh*t is weird... here's some of it:

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/55c7d277b8ab3119eecc77355f315a56/tumblr_nb4icuLZW91tzpkfuo1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 09, 2021, 02:07:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2021, 12:47:47 AM

Well... for future reference, do NOT search 'weird gifs' into Google.

Gahhh. 

I'll do whatever I want.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2021, 05:40:38 AM

I have never seen that movie... nor do I plan to...

EVER!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 09, 2021, 02:48:23 PM

(https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/GJfX6EMoqkktmErcGgguDB42wcg=/0x0:2250x2210/1200x800/filters:focal(945x925:1305x1285)/cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53515443/Arbys_MeatMountain_hero_17_b.0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2021, 11:36:27 PM

Mmm... let me guess, this:

Quote from: j_tour on April 09, 2021, 02:48:23 PM

(https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/GJfX6EMoqkktmErcGgguDB42wcg=/0x0:2250x2210/1200x800/filters:focal(945x925:1305x1285)/cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/53515443/Arbys_MeatMountain_hero_17_b.0.jpg)

...is what Americans call a 'small hamburger'? I dread to see the large size. I mean seriously... who the *** eats that sort of burger??? Why does that burger even exist?

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62581679/mmmburger.jpg)



[Sorry, I uncovered this after I made my initial post, but this was too good]

(https://www.letseatcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Arbys-Mountain-Meat-Sandwich-social.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2021, 01:07:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 09, 2021, 11:36:27 PM

...is what Americans call a 'small hamburger'? I dread to see the large size. I mean seriously... who the *** eats that sort of burger??? Why does that burger even exist?

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/CYUDHVmioGETu/giphy.gif)

I don't think people really eat that.  It does not look like the kind of meat mountain one would like to climb.

Although, it's only about 1000 calories:  one of these days I might eat one and nothing else the rest of the day, as a joke on myself.

No.  I'm not going to do that.

A bottle of whiskey and a steak seem like more sensible dietary choices.  Start the day with a coffee, keep a nice clear large rocks glass on hand for the whiskey (no ice, that's just what the glass is called), cook the steak, eat some of it, have a multivitamin, and occasionally drink some water and smoke some tobacco.  Gnaw on the fat and gristle from the steak later in the day.  Maybe have a handful of almonds.

And then one's daily nutritional needs are completed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2021, 07:18:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 10, 2021, 01:07:01 AM

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/CYUDHVmioGETu/giphy.gif)

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/im-talking-to-ejua7s.jpg)

No ice... good to hear. That powdered crap will MESS WITH YOUR HEAD MAN...

[wait a minute, is Ice a powder, or do you cook it and inject it??? I don't know), but as long as you're steering clear of the drugs. Good on you.

The only part about that, which sounded bad was the:

Quote from: j_tour on April 10, 2021, 01:07:01 AM

Gnaw on the fat and gristle from the steak later in the day

SERIOUSLY MAN??? Cut off the gristle and leave it be. It's not worth chewing on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 10, 2021, 08:42:34 AM

T-Jour can't chew , he ain't got no  teef. 


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/52/32/69/52326958be3a3800d7c754006c45bdd8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2021, 10:17:06 AM

No... but by god, it looks like that honker can sniff up an inordinate amount of powder.

No wonder he doesn't have any teeth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2021, 01:54:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2021, 07:18:51 AM

Cut off the gristle and leave it be. It's not worth chewing on.

Yes it is.  It's the most sensual part of the flesh-eating ritual.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/PAujV4AqViWCA/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2021, 01:45:30 AM

How in the *** did I come across this weird sh*t???

Oh well, thought I would share:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 11, 2021, 01:50:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2021, 01:45:30 AM

How in the *** did I come across this weird sh*t???

I don't know. 

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwF34cGDoFFhRfy/giphy.gif)

It takes a brave person to admit to the David Lynch.

You have been tainted! 

Admit the David Lynch!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2021, 02:16:14 AM

Who in the *** is David Lynch... and why should I care?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 11, 2021, 02:31:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2021, 02:16:14 AM

Who in the *** is David Lynch... and why should I care?

Germanic Huns.

No good.

(https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/assets/1967673?width=780&height=497)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 12:32:04 AM

And people wonder why Obesity is so rampant in the US.

Quote from: j_tour on April 11, 2021, 02:31:26 AM

Germanic Huns.(https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/assets/1967673?width=780&height=497)

Wow... I'm so thankful we don't have those restaurants that advertise 30 pound steaks or hamburgers the size of people.

Such a waste.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 12:39:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 12:32:04 AM

Wow... I'm so thankful we don't have those restaurants that advertise 30 pound steaks or hamburgers the size of people.

Yaass, dooze naïve yanquis, but it is ze Dzjermənz who execute the process.

You are aware the above picture is from an European contest, celebrated by a continental victor?  I don't agree that Brits are European, by nationality, trait, temperament, nor language, but you might as well be crying about the Russians winning at hockey.  It's not in your field, old boy.

That is the veerld's laardzest and zmost dbiggezt hamburgherh een ze veerlth.

Make it easy on yourself, Dutch.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tNS5Mzn4kWE/V0dT11coRQI/AAAAAAAAWwQ/qgUstCC4-VQXQzVZHDzeiu7okN5X2hE5wCLcB/s1600/Predator-1987-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Carl-Weathers-arm-wrestle.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 09:57:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 12:39:44 AM

Yaass, dooze naïve yanquis, but it is ze Dzjermənz who execute the process.

That is the veerld's laardzest and zmost dbiggezt hamburgherh een ze veerlth.

That's racist, you know...

...well, not really - but the way the world is going, you can't say anything without someone taking offense.

Also, I put that statement into Google Translate, and it came back as 'blow it our your arse'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 12:46:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 09:57:15 AM

Yeah, whatever, two girls one cup, effing delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 03:07:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 12:46:29 PM

Yeah, whatever, two girls one cup, effing delicious.

One cup??? One cup of what...

...Ice cream???

...Coffee???

...the suspense is killing me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 03:16:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 03:07:27 PM

One cup??? One cup of what...

...Ice cream???

...Coffee???

...the suspense is killing me.

I think you're being deliberately fatuous and disingenuous.

A big steaming cup of....kindness, really.

Delicious.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/yhcqymRLlv7K8/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 03:38:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 03:16:13 PM

I think you're being deliberately fatuous and disingenuous.

I will admit, that while I know the cup is full of some type of bodily excretion, and I have a good guess on what (although I can't confirm)... the reason being I can't confirm is I have genuinely and honestly never seen the actual video in question.

I've seen 'some' sick sh*t in my life, but that specific video has never been seen by my eyes... and I don't care if I go through the rest of my life never seeing it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2021, 03:59:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2021, 03:38:25 PM

I've seen 'some' sick sh*t in my life, but that specific video has never been seen by my eyes... and I don't care if I go through the rest of my life never seeing it.

Agreed.   I have not seen "the video" either and from descriptions of it, it seems to be lacking any kind of exculpatory merit.

The same could be said of *Pink Flamingos*, I suppose, but trashiness and kitsch have a place in expression.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2021, 01:16:06 AM

Hey - you posted a video clip from a movie that wasn't from 1930-something...

GOOD ON YOU!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2021, 02:25:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2021, 01:16:06 AM

Hey - you posted a video clip from a movie that wasn't from 1930-something...

No I didn't.

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/xR2SI8vqfQMLe/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 13, 2021, 04:13:10 PM

..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2021, 05:17:48 PM

Quote from: compline on April 13, 2021, 04:13:10 PM

Hey, J tour,

Ohh, you are tiny! 


(https://media.tenor.co/images/0c0ecde7ea748664ede7e482de532a88/tenor.gif?t=AAW_3N3qzzABtYUJbQYucQ&itemid=12634912)

So small! I'm so ashamed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2021, 04:53:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2021, 02:25:25 PM

No I didn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2021, 05:02:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2021, 04:53:51 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxnsms XYGJ4

I don't remember asking you a god-damn thing!

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2021, 01:55:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2021, 05:02:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2021, 04:53:51 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxnsms XYGJ4

I don't remember asking you a god-damn thing!

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SCREW up a quote J_Tour??? You're getting as bad as Bob is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2021, 02:04:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2021, 01:55:17 AM

I don't remember asking you a god-damn thing!

What does Marcellus Wallace look like?


HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO SCREW up a quote J_Tour??? You're getting as bad as Bob is.

You, Flock of Seagulls!  Tell us where you got the sh*t hid at!

(https://media.sweetwater.com/api/i/f-webp__q-82__ha-ffff09688c8a3d68__hmac-3be01a8c0807a85e485ec095a966953f23fb1419/images/items/750/Stage3-88-large.jpg.auto.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2021, 02:16:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 15, 2021, 02:04:34 AM

You, Flock of Seagulls!  Tell us where you got the sh*t hid at!

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/9/99/Nemo-Seagulls_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2021, 02:17:28 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2021, 05:24:22 AM

The amount of crap that is available on YouTube is depressing...

What makes it more depressing, is sh*t like this gets millions of views.

I really feel the world is becoming a horrible, defunct, idiotic place. Here for instance...

260K views. Why the MOTHER-LOVING *** does this have 260K views?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 15, 2021, 01:50:55 PM

...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2021, 01:59:52 PM

Vaccines are a communist plot, designed to rob one of one's essence.

(https://i.redd.it/bl772znm20t61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2021, 01:03:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 15, 2021, 01:59:52 PM

(https://i.redd.it/bl772znm20t61.jpg)

It's pictures like that, that make me curious as to what the average spelling ability is for the Americans??? I presume an adult wrote that, and yet they can't spell to save their lives.

That just undermines his entire message... that or it says a lot about the intelligence of Trump supporters. Where is Trump now... is he in jail?   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2021, 01:49:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2021, 01:03:54 AM

It's pictures like that, that make me curious as to what the average spelling ability is for the Americans???

No kidding.

Quote

Where is Trump now... is he in jail?

I don't *** know.  He's probably getting a complete blood replacement from a fresh opossum while getting cornholed by one of his male relatives.

Maybe he's learning guitar while sipping from a mug of hot smegma.

(https://i.ibb.co/yFQ4vPc/guitar-mug.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 01:15:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2021, 01:49:32 AM

I don't *** know.  He's probably getting a complete blood replacement from a fresh opossum while getting cornholed by one of his male relatives.

Maybe he's learning guitar while sipping from a mug of hot smegma.

(https://forums.musicplayer.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/download/Number/1906/filename/guitar%20mug.jpg)

Well, you're embedding skills aren't getting better J_Tour. You're slipping...

Shame about Trump. I'd prefer it instead of blood you substituted it for brain; opossum could be cadaver; relatives changes to inmates (or legal prosecutors), and guitar for ethics or decency.

I'd feel justice was being done then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 17, 2021, 02:18:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 01:15:23 AM

I'd feel justice was being done then.

No, justice was done when Scottish-born Australian actress Isla Fisher married Sacha Baron Cohen.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/13/ce/0813ce312d38a778ab9011a1e9ac2051.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 01:15:23 AM

Well, you're embedding skills aren't getting better J_Tour. You're slipping...

I don't know what you're talking about. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 04:01:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 17, 2021, 02:18:11 AM

I don't know what you're talking about. 

You damn well do, you changed the hyperlink. Trying to cover up your mistakes J_Tour???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 17, 2021, 04:18:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 04:01:27 AM

You damn well do, you changed the hyperlink. Trying to cover up your mistakes J_Tour???

What?  That's crazy talk.  I don't make mistakes.

Here, have a snack:  you sound delirious.

(https://i.ibb.co/NrsCmWQ/image1-7-e1595004620141.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 06:45:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 17, 2021, 04:18:02 AM

Here, have a snack:  you sound delirious.

(https://i.ibb.co/NrsCmWQ/image1-7-e1595004620141.jpg)

I'll give you credit - when it comes to creative pictures, you certainly are hard to beat. I'm not sure I want to delve that dark into that world... otherwise my Google search history will come back to haunt me one day.

...either that, or that's the contents of your fridge... and in that case I'd ask - how old is that Chinese at the back right of the freezer?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 17, 2021, 02:24:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 06:45:05 AM

... otherwise my Google search history will come back to haunt me one day.

But yes.

It will.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/NEMA-1_extension_cord.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/8xZrTS4/hqdefault.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2021, 01:15:23 AM

Well, you're embedding skills aren't getting better J_Tour

On further consideration, I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2021, 04:16:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 17, 2021, 02:24:41 PM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

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Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2021, 04:39:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2021, 04:16:35 AM

blahblah

You need to level up, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/x7wG1kh/tgyswdttnpt61.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2021, 08:59:35 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/52/81/27/5281271a4d764e99e6503c88c545d4cb.jpg)

Peanuts... as relevant today as it was back then.

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Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2021, 09:13:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2021, 08:59:35 AM

Peanuts... as relevant today as it was back then.

If I buy one, ***, it ain't gonna be from you.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2021, 03:19:37 PM

You know what J_Tour... you need to update your signature. Everyone knows that you get off on 'Bad words'... and they do everything but make you mad.

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Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2021, 04:02:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2021, 03:19:37 PM

You know what J_Tour... you need to update your signature. Everyone knows that you get off on 'Bad words'... and they do everything but make you mad.

Mad as a hatter.  You're probably right, but that would take some effort.

(https://i.ibb.co/Tkxk6pL/8ba1838e141b4a8fe01604832de4e94e.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2021, 01:20:53 AM

You need to relax then... try reading something.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/a682e1b11b8d73bcd3b7d69d89a06e96/tumblr_n66647tUVF1qkfwf2o2_1280.png)

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Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2021, 03:31:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2021, 01:20:53 AM

You need to relax then... try reading something.

Nah.  Just some good old fashioned exercise.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 11:33:25 AM

I haven't seen hand-to-hand combat that good since Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers... back in the good ol' 90's.

That sh*t was dope... although I say that because at the time I was 8, so I didn't know any better... so from the 8-year old me:

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2021, 03:31:40 AM

"That sh*t is fine".

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Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2021, 02:19:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 11:33:25 AM

I haven't seen hand-to-hand combat that good since Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers... back in the good ol' 90's.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/2Tn10AXN6B98k/giphy.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 02:53:12 PM

I thought you would find offense in that statement...

My original statement still lies though. It was true when I said it... it's still true now.

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Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2021, 02:58:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 02:53:12 PM

I thought you would find offense in that statement...

Not me, but Frank Serpico takes great offense.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 10:31:07 PM

Yeah - Al Pacino always looks like a hothead. I mean he couldn't keep his head in Miami:

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Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2021, 01:11:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 10:31:07 PM

Yeah - Al Pacino always looks like a hothead.

Yeah, he's a man of contradictions.  Ice cold water in his veins in The Godfather II, raving maniac in a whole lot of stuff.

I don't know who the person in the picture below is, but I'd advise not to give any sass mouth about the covid beard of his or her weekly growth.

Five pounds of "chilli" flakes is rather large in volume, and I've heard that the ancillary subject has a rather huge skull which was dwarfed by this small supply.

(https://i.ibb.co/wQDkdjf/Resized-20210420-171547001.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 21, 2021, 03:50:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2021, 11:33:25 AM

I haven't seen hand-to-hand combat that good since Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers...

I always found it funny that you could only tell who was talking if they moved around and chopped the air :)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2021, 08:54:13 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 21, 2021, 03:50:23 AM

I always found it funny that you could only tell who was talking if they moved around and chopped the air :)

I haven't seen it in over 25 years, so I can't remember that - but to look at it now and thinking it was the coolest thing on the planet when you were 9, is SO embarrassing.

Looks like production value didn't go up either as it evolved:

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Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2021, 05:36:03 PM

You people watch that crap?  Jesus christ!  That's like eating a German hamburger (cited earlier as world record for largest hamburger).

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2021, 10:23:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 21, 2021, 05:36:03 PM

You people watch that crap?  Jesus christ!

Hey... as I said, I was 9. I was new to Australia then, and there was nothing better on TV than Gumby before then which was boring as CRAP!!! I don't understand how people liked that show.

I thought he was creepy:

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Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2021, 10:57:46 PM

Yeah, well, age is no excuse!   

OK, it probably is an excellent excuse. 

But I can brag because a gal at work said I was a pervert, but not a creep!  So, yeah!  I rule!

(https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/assets/1984919?width=780&height=497)

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Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2021, 04:23:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2021, 10:23:14 PM

I thought he was creepy

Yeah, Big Al can probably trigger some people.

Alls I know is if I wear black wifebeater "A shirt"s, or whatever they're officially called with a couple of steel necklaces bearing medallions, and black "tactical" gloves five days out of seven, and spend most of my time shadow boxing against heavy metal carts, and don't get called creepy, but actually the very opposite, I'd say it's job well done.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2021, 10:17:41 AM

What in the hell... is that an actual show in which a bunch of weirdos watch... an actual show???

It's like Gogglebox... except I assume people stopped giving a sh*t about this show decades ago.

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Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2021, 04:39:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2021, 10:17:41 AM

What in the hell... is that an actual show in which a bunch of weirdos watch... an actual show???

Yes.  It's an ancient concept.  Vampira, Svengoolie, et al. show ridiculous items on television and mock them, in more or less humorous ways.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2021, 09:33:18 AM

I scrolled through that clip... didn't really find anything that humorous.

Maybe for 1980-something, or whenever that show was made, but then again - most of the 80s shows seem to have had very low production values:

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Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2021, 04:48:34 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/9c0WPJY/image1-5.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2021, 01:52:37 AM

I think the more disturbing thing is how they manage to mold and shade the meat exactly like that...

THAT is the horrifying question. No wonder kids are afraid of clowns.

(https://images.thestar.com/SOwcmcyLVfbk9diEdJsjATBSISY=/1280x1024/smart/filters:cb(1567283460656)/https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/2018/03/24/from-bozo-to-krusty-to-pennywise-when-exactly-did-clowns-become-scary/pennywise_clowns.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2021, 02:01:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2021, 01:52:37 AM

THAT is the horrifying question. No wonder kids are afraid of clowns.

It's a beloved luncheon meat.  I believe it is or was popular in the Republic of Ireland.

Would you rather have this?

(https://i.ibb.co/1rvJxYR/Screenshot-2021-04-23-16-26-27.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2021, 02:05:20 PM

Mmm... I like my Fanny Tarts, but they have to be hot and moist, but hopefully not flaky.

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Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2021, 03:23:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2021, 02:05:20 PM

Mmm... I like my Fanny Tarts, but they have to be hot and moist, but hopefully not flaky.

I don't know.  I like a good crust now and then.  Something to really bite into.

Points for the Archer clip.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2021, 01:53:43 AM

Thanks - Archer goes with everything.

Nicolas Cage however goes with nothing. Where the hell did he go wrong? Did he just literally think that everything he stars in turns into a piece of art???

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Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2021, 02:01:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2021, 01:53:43 AM

Thanks - Archer goes with everything.

You're welcome.  Yeah, pretty much.

Regards,

j_tour

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2021, 03:07:38 AM

This one always gave me a laugh...

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Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2021, 03:42:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2021, 03:07:38 AM

This one always gave me a laugh...

Yeah, well, laugh while you can, monkey boy.

This is not a very good pizza.  Even to those who like the cruciform vegetables very much.

(https://i.ibb.co/LnwSsvM/b2dd0aef-edb3-4afb-8d8c-70bae2f5da9b-f0a7a04c2e620ade973be525e2c9e503.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2021, 06:34:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 25, 2021, 03:42:26 AM

This is not a very good pizza.  Even to those who like the cruciform vegetables very much.

(https://i.ibb.co/LnwSsvM/b2dd0aef-edb3-4afb-8d8c-70bae2f5da9b-f0a7a04c2e620ade973be525e2c9e503.png)

I'm going to put this puzzle to rest... that's not a pizza at all. I don't care what marketing think of it. Talking of marketing, Skittles had some really fucked up weirdos in their advertising department.

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Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2021, 06:53:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2021, 06:34:31 AM

Talking of marketing, Skittles had some really fucked up weirdos in their advertising department.

I didn't notice.

(https://i.ibb.co/xDwLJHG/7ed0d3b81965bfbcb64e773ba8c8ff03.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2021, 02:53:14 AM

Now this is the sort of thing you need at your next Halloween...

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/R5g_ylTApDE/maxresdefault.jpg)

Gotta give them props for creativity.

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Post by: j_tour on April 26, 2021, 03:35:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2021, 02:53:14 AM

Gotta give them props for creativity.

I guess.  Those crazy Neopolitans.  They think everything is a pizza.  Even a skull cum rictus.

(https://i.ibb.co/h1KptXT/image1-6.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2021, 05:41:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 26, 2021, 03:35:49 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/h1KptXT/image1-6.jpg)

They'll put anything on a pizza, won't they?

Although, in this case - Gordon Ramsay is WRONG!!!

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Post by: compline on April 26, 2021, 12:00:24 PM

If Corona virus doesn't get you , then a diet of pizza and chips will!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2021, 12:44:11 PM

Hey - I'm in Australia. COVID ain't getting me. Last time it killed anyone in our country, it was at least 3 months ago.

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Post by: j_tour on April 26, 2021, 01:32:33 PM

Killed from the snakebites can't suck the venom out, is what.

(https://i.ibb.co/nLtpZjX/Screenshot-2021-04-26-06-30-52.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2021, 10:40:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 26, 2021, 01:32:33 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/nLtpZjX/Screenshot-2021-04-26-06-30-52.png)

I dare not ask if that burger is actually made from snake-meat. It seems to have a weird shape, which is why I am asking...

If so... DAMN YOU. This is the only type of snake burger I want to see.

(https://tmbidigitalassetsazure.blob.core.windows.net/rms3-prod/attachments/37/1200x1200/exps176841_TH153343B04_14_16b.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2021, 01:13:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2021, 10:40:12 AM

If so... DAMN YOU. This is the only type of snake burger I want to see.

That's because you're evil.

(https://i.ibb.co/bNxshPp/exorcisms.jpg)

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Post by: compline on April 27, 2021, 03:28:45 PM

Only bat sht crazy Americans do this! :o

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Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2021, 03:43:54 PM

Well, compline, who could argue with that?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2021, 09:12:29 AM

Quote from: compline on April 27, 2021, 03:28:45 PM

Only bat sht crazy Americans do this! :o

Correction... Only bat-sh*t crazy Americans are STUPID ENOUGH to do that!

(https://i.redd.it/vlmwxygr5h851.png)

This is why I believe in Darwinism. I think the only way to increase the average IQ of the worlds population is to remove EVERY SINGLE WARNING AND DANGER SIGN in the world for just a year, and let nature take its course.

Who wants a Darwin Award? If so, feel free to post a picture of why you deserve one and you can go into the draw to compete against these chaps:

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/84143225.jpg)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/84143229.jpg)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/84143235.jpg)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2104182/84143245.jpg)

(https://teepee12.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/darwinawardsclosecallsareprettygoodschadenfreudethough_edad9a_6879413.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on April 28, 2021, 03:57:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2021, 09:12:29 AM

Correction... Only bat-sh*t crazy Americans are STUPID ENOUGH to do that!

Bogan says what? 

I didn't hear anything.

Cover it with some burnt swamp, put it in a bottle, and make it cask strength, and perhaps even Scott Morrison and the Queen Mum would hear of it.  Call it Pom Priceless.

;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2021, 09:38:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2021, 03:57:12 PM

Cover it with some burnt swamp, put it in a bottle, and make it cask strength, and perhaps even Scott Morrison and the Queen Mum would hear of it.  Call it Pom Priceless.

Priceless Pom would have more ring to it I think. Scott Morrison is an idiot who thinks Social media is a tool used by the devil (yes, seriously) and the Queen is almost old enough to have had a pet dinosaur.

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Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2021, 11:39:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2021, 09:38:58 AM

blah blah something something

Yeah, but do either of those have a knife?

That's right:  think about it!

(https://i.ibb.co/Xk3nxp1/Screen-Shot-2020-08-11-at-2.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2021, 01:40:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 29, 2021, 11:39:53 AM

Yeah, but do either of those have a knife?

Paul Hogan may have had a knife, but he couldn't do Maths for sh*t...

That's why the ATO picked him up.

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Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2021, 02:51:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2021, 01:40:08 PM

That's why the ATO picked him up.

That doesn't explain the excessive amount of peat in Paul Hogan's whisky.

Nor why you spell "Authority" with an "O":  must be a Scottish thing.

(https://i.ibb.co/v1jRvBk/llnf3pdw00w61.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2021, 09:49:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 29, 2021, 02:51:24 PM

That doesn't explain the excessive amount of peat in Paul Hogan's whisky.

Nor why you spell "Authority" with an "O":  must be a Scottish thing.

Huh?!? Well, let me answer that last one. If you didn't spell Authority with an 'O', the word would be Authrity... and that *** doesn't make sense...

...because it's not a bloody word.

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Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2021, 01:02:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2021, 09:49:40 AM

...because it's not a bloody word.

Sure it is.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/2ehjfMoWiBRTy/giphy.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2021, 02:17:32 PM

You trying to match my Seinfeld wit against your own??? Prepare to die:

NAME THE EPISODE THIS WAS TAKEN FROM:

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/29580bf5ad3ccbf5ca649522ec29e7c0/tenor.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2021, 03:58:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2021, 02:17:32 PM

NAME THE EPISODE THIS WAS TAKEN FROM

I will do no such thing!

I'm still enjoying the Glenmorangie 10 neat!

I don't have brain cells to waste on your buffoonery!

In other words, I don't remember.  ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2021, 11:36:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 30, 2021, 03:58:32 PM

I'm still enjoying the Glenmorangie 10 neat!

I don't have brain cells to waste on your buffoonery!

In other words, I don't remember.  ;D

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/49845dc4690e0d095b905146aa47ba43/tenor.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 01:48:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2021, 11:36:05 PM

blah blah something something

Silence, you hooligan!

(https://i.ibb.co/8rMp2pz/new-jacques-black.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 02:17:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 01:48:58 AM

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(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61lIIJTqBrL.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 02:52:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 02:17:11 AM

(https://ekseterajpg)

What?

You're talking like an undergraduate.  Speak up, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/wL549Fg/20210430-093832.jpg)

And don't *** make the width more than, about 500 or 600 at most.  It burns my ass.

And also, wash yourself before going out in public.  It makes me sad.

(https://i.ibb.co/Cb8f1vz/0-20210430-201031.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 05:55:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 02:52:27 AM

And also, wash yourself before going out in public.  It makes me sad

Hey... I always wash myself every day... I'm not an American.    ;D

Just kidding - I say that just to get on your nerves. Now I'm actually wondering if those in fact are your actual photos. I saw the picture of Bach, and seemed it very unlikely that it's just co-incidence.

But what in the *** happened to that computer under the desk... and how can you use your laptop as a coaster???

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Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 06:04:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 05:55:28 AM

But what in the *** happened to that computer under the desk... and how can you use your laptop as a coaster???

I wouldn't know.  Just do.

Because I just a feelthy peeg yanqui full of the self loathing. 

You *** bastards all to hell, I'm supposed to put my own version of the precipitato on here.

No, I can do it, but it's getting to be *** ridiculous with tripods and cameras and bullshit.

Gobshite.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 05:55:28 AM

Now I'm actually wondering if those in fact are your actual photos. I saw the picture of Bach, and seemed it very unlikely that it's just co-incidence.

No, that's IRL.  In fact, the Henle Ars fuga just arrived yesterday:  it's meant to be an inspiration that I can finally remember the Contrpuncts IX, and at least have a reading score for many of the rest. 

More or less an engraving of convenience:  it becomes more convenient to use bound volumes for pieces one plays.  In that regard, I also have a single-bound edition of the Prokofiev 7th.  And so forth.

Yes, I did my "homework" and figured out which hand does what for most of the Bach, but this is meant just for reading out of at the keyboard.  It's like, for example, the sinfonias of Bach:  I can hack my way through it, but it isn't concert material.  I'm just a rock and roller, in terms of what people actually pay me to day:  I'm not going to rent an auditorium and sell tickets through a broker/promoter for a self-proclaimed "concert" of some warhorses. 

Sure, one could, but so could anybody. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 11:15:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 06:04:17 AM

No, that's IRL. 

Then, the more disturbing thing is that it looks like you shave your legs. They're surprisingly smooth.

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 02:52:27 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Cb8f1vz/0-20210430-201031.jpg)

I don't need a backstory if there is one... just concerned, that's all.

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Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 02:18:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 11:15:01 AM

I don't need a backstory if there is one... just concerned, that's all.

I think it's just the lighting.

Or perhaps some of the leg hair migrated to the upper back.

I did notice that as well:  it looks odd.

You don't have to worry.   Plenty of testosterone.  High ratio of ring finger to index finger length, disturbing facility at growing facial hair quickly despite routine efforts to shave it off, and so forth.

No, you don't need any more information.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 03:12:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 02:18:38 PM

No, you don't need any more information.

Other than... why are you drinking bleach???

Oh what - sorry, that's what you guys classify as whisky? Okay.

Jamesons is cheap sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2021, 03:38:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2021, 03:12:53 PM

Other than... why are you drinking bleach???

Oh what - sorry, that's what you guys classify as whisky? Okay.

Jamesons is cheap sh*t.

Well, I would say Jameson's core expression is an "unchallenging" whiskey. 

I do like the Cask Mates expressions, both in IPA and Stout casks:  not just a marketing gimmick.

But I was hoping for a bit more from Jameson Black. 

No, it has an aroma and taste of sawdust with a bit of top-heavy sweetness.

You won't catch me defending Jameson in general as a whiskey, but I find it worthwhile to sample the various offerings so as to know what I'm talking about.

I was about a hair's breadth from pulling the trigger on the Laphroaig 10, but the Redbreast 12 captured my attention at the same price point at the moment.  So, I decided to see if there was anything to the Jameson Black.

TBH, I would have been better off with a Johnnie Black.

Although, I will say, the Jameson Black is an improvement over the core product:  it is a sturdy, workmanlike whiskey.  Not especially interesting, but it is drinkable, and without many of the childish features of the Jameson base model.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2021, 03:34:15 AM

Have you ever had a Johnnie Walker Blue???

Jesus - that stuff goes down like liquid gold.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2021, 03:43:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2021, 03:34:15 AM

Have you ever had a Johnnie Walker Blue???

Jesus - that stuff goes down like liquid gold.

No.  I recall you humble-bragging about having been gifted a bottle.

However, while I have no doubts it's an excellent whisky, some other people have suggested it's a bit underwhelming, given the price for it.

I'm more interested in, among Scotches, heavily peated varieties.  Namely the Laphroaig, is my next hill to climb, since we're talking highlands and some of the islands.

For example, even the Glenmo 10 did indeed open up with a few drops of water:  extending the advent of the sharp citrus notes, while not appreciably diluting the drink at room temperature.

But it's a bit of an investment for me given how quickly I'll go through a 750 ml bottle:  yes, I do slow down for the rarer expressions, but uita breuis.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2021, 09:59:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 02, 2021, 03:43:38 AM

No.  I recall you humble-bragging about having been gifted a bottle.

However, while I have no doubts it's an excellent whisky, some other people have suggested it's a bit underwhelming, given the price for it.

I'm more interested in, among Scotches, heavily peated varieties.  Namely the Laphroaig, is my next hill to climb, since we're talking highlands and some of the islands.

For example, even the Glenmo 10 did indeed open up with a few drops of water:  extending the advent of the sharp citrus notes, while not appreciably diluting the drink at room temperature.

But it's a bit of an investment for me given how quickly I'll go through a 750 ml bottle:  yes, I do slow down for the rarer expressions, but uita breuis.

Mmmm - I can't believe I've made a friend online - and he knows his *** whiskies.

I hope one day we can have a really good taste test of differing whiskies in person and drink each other under the table... I'm sure we can discuss piano as well.

Till then - *** COVID!!!

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Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2021, 01:06:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2021, 09:59:06 AM

Till then - *** COVID!!!

That may be.

However, it is also true that Keanu rhymes with "spray-on glue," an example of which is depicted below.

Yes, I intend to use the product to apply leather patches to a sport jacket with a hole in one sleeve, since it has become clear to me that stitching by hand through suede leather is beyond my patience and, indeed, endurance.

Trust me, it's fine.

(https://i.ibb.co/9NDDHjf/d5d82a20-644e-4120-ac9a-584d0a8b4fd3-1-9b9f8c5868eb8ee5efd01ed39e2fcbbe.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2021, 09:59:06 AM

I hope one day we can have a really good taste test of differing whiskies in person and drink each other under the table... I'm sure we can discuss piano as well.

Yeah, I'd drink whiskey or whisky with you any day.  I'm indiscriminate that way!  I've known a couple of people who lived in Perth IRL and they were OK, although bit of lightweights as far as drinking goes.  Inoffensive chaps, anyway.

In fact, that's more or less what the thread has "evolved" into, anyway.

You've been forewarned, though:  although I do not wear a clown's costume, and am not actually a psychotic killer (yet), I'm in the habit of carrying a rosary in a pocket, along with a copy of the latin versicles and responses, and the appropriate rosary incantations, which I sometimes like to recite to improve my memory. 

And possibly to attempt to cast out the demons from those whom I judge to be evil.  Don't worry, I do it on myself all the time:  it's harmless.

Although not very effective!

The day or evening might end poorly, but there would likely not be any fisticuffs, nor other unfortunate incidents.  Feats of strength and incredibly crude, vulgar, abusive language is a guarantee, though.

And I have been known to enjoy a bit of sparring with fists, just for fun.  No wrestling, though, nude or otherwise.  Clothing stays on.  I insist!

You can show me how to play snooker properly, and for my part, I'll introduce you to the subtle art of losing at 14.1 continuous at the pocket billiards table.

;D

EDIT:

However, don't think I've gone soft in regard to my admiration for the nuances available in Irish whiskies, just because I have an interest in some of the Islay smoke monsters.

Far from it.

I'd put my latest acquisition, The Quiet Man, up against anything in terms of a tempered bite beneath a mellow character.

It's also the name of an OK movie, which I'm fairly sure predates the establishment of this particular whiskey.

OK, perhaps the glass could do with a bit of cleaning, but obviously I'm not running an up-to-code commercial establishment or public house at my place.  It's fine.  And don't trouble yourself about the slight mess:  it's fine. 

(https://i.ibb.co/86sb3jj/20210502-131218.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2021, 09:02:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 02, 2021, 01:06:52 PM

OK, perhaps the glass could do with a bit of cleaning, but obviously I'm not running an up-to-code commercial establishment or public house at my place.  It's fine.  And don't trouble yourself about the slight mess:  it's fine. 

(https://i.ibb.co/86sb3jj/20210502-131218.jpg)

The fact that your redacted your own damn picture says a lot. In the meantime, I don't have a very long spiel planned to entertain you all, so I copied this off Google instead.

The Zen of Sarcasm

1.   Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2.   The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tyre
3.   It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper,
   that's the time to do it.
4.   Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5.   Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6.   Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7.   If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8.   Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you
   criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9.   If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.
10.    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat
   and drink beer all day.
11.    If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise
   investment.
12.    If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13.    Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14.   Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15.   The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16.   A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17.   Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe
   together.
18.   There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19.   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
20.   Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 03, 2021, 09:30:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2021, 09:02:49 AM

The fact that your redacted your own damn picture says a lot. In the meantime, I don't have a very long spiel planned to entertain you all, so I copied this off Google instead.

Well, I think your Chan buddhism is weak!

I take laxatives and sleep aids all the time:  it's fine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2021, 01:06:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 03, 2021, 09:30:16 AM

Well, I think your Chan buddhism is weak!

I take laxatives and sleep aids all the time:  it's fine.

I can only assume that you have buckets of detergent stored at home... ready when you need it.

(https://cdn.thewirecutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/laundrydetergent-lowres-6429-630x420.jpg)

Gotta keep those sheets clean somehow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 03, 2021, 03:46:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2021, 01:06:02 PM

Gotta keep those sheets clean somehow.

Sheets?  What kind of fancy little queen do you suppose I am?

A bed of clean, jagged rocks and gravel.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2021, 10:23:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 03, 2021, 03:46:33 PM

Sheets?  What kind of fancy little queen do you suppose I am?

A bed of clean, jagged rocks and gravel.

So nature is your bedroom??? Classy. Must make for a lot of cold nights.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 03, 2021, 10:32:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2021, 10:23:21 PM

So nature is your bedroom??? Classy. Must make for a lot of cold nights.

Not with proper nutrition.  The thermic effect of feeding is real. 

And, yes, this is indoors.  I just hired some laborers from behind the hardware store to come shovel a bunch of rocks in my bedroom.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7buhm1O1bOJV4ZWM/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2021, 11:42:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 03, 2021, 10:32:22 PM

Not with proper nutrition.  The thermic effect of feeding is real. 

And, yes, this is indoors.  I just hired some laborers from behind the hardware store to come shovel a bunch of rocks in my bedroom.

(https://images.newschoolers.com/images/17/00/44/22/01/442201_1600w.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 04, 2021, 02:41:18 PM

It's very legit.

(https://i.ibb.co/3pQszQP/smooth1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2021, 09:15:21 AM

One person asked me how I would describe a shot of Jamesons Irish whisky.

My answer was:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2021, 02:21:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2021, 09:15:21 AM

One person asked me how I would describe a shot of Jamesons Irish whisky.

Horseshit.  It's extremely smooth.

It just happens to be not very complicated or nuanced.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=66569.msg709314#msg709314

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2021, 10:19:29 PM

I reported that... surprised its taken Nils so long to take it down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2021, 10:45:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2021, 10:19:29 PM

I reported that... surprised its taken Nils so long to take it down.

You're such a weenie!

That was by far the most entertaining spam post I've seen here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2021, 10:13:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 05, 2021, 10:45:32 PM

You're such a weenie!

That was by far the most entertaining spam post I've seen here.

So you were into the Gay Furry Porn??? We finally see a side of J_Tour that has only been seen by...

...his psychiatrist. May GOD have mercy on that poor bastards soul. I think even he may have to see a psychiatrist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2021, 01:18:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2021, 10:13:22 AM

So you were into the Gay Furry Porn???

Way into it.

And onto it, over it, under it, inside it.

It's just great.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2021, 02:45:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2021, 10:13:22 AM

So you were into the Gay Furry Porn???

Quote from: j_tour on May 06, 2021, 01:18:23 PM

Way into it.

...inside it.

It's just great.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_4gNe5bRJFw/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2021, 03:11:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2021, 02:45:48 PM

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I'm sorry, but the person who regularly comments on the relative "cuteness" of various photographs of animals, including animated cels, really doesn't have much credibility when it comes to dismissing

THE FURRY COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it is large and in charge.

(https://i.ibb.co/9pF4LPS/la-et-mn-mini-blue-velvet-revisited-review-20170713.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2021, 09:02:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 06, 2021, 03:11:19 PM

I'm sorry, but the person who regularly comments on the relative "cuteness" of various photographs of animals, including animated cels, really doesn't have much credibility when it comes to dismissing

THE FURRY COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it is large and in charge.

I don't know entirely enough about them to confirm or deny how large they are... but they sure as hell ain't in charge.

Plus, there is a reason people find animals cute. They make good companions in the fact that most of them are small and docile. Bunnies, cats, dogs etc...

When you almost homogenise them with human traits, you almost get into an uncanny valley type conundrum, where they no longer are cute because they're almost human, but they're too bizarre in shape and form to be considered animal.

I mean, this is the reason that the Cats movie panned. I mean look at this:

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/UfA66LbZi9UozXhS46bV08Sw608=/0x0:1440x601/920x0/filters:focal(0x0:1440x601):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/18321525/Screen_Shot_2019_07_19_at_12.24.08_PM.png)

HORRIFYING!!!

(https://i1.wp.com/thefairytaletraveler.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cats-taylor-swift.jpg?w=2050&ssl=1)

TERRIFYING!!!

(https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/cats.png)

MOTHER OF CHRIST... WHAT COULD BE WORSE?!? TO LOOK UPON SOMETHING LIKE THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL AND BURNT AT THE STAKE!!! IT'S LIKE LOOKING UPON THE FACE OF THE DEVIL AND HAVING YOUR FACE MELT like that scene from Indiana Jones.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8dad842ecb6b5b8da0d45cce9262035a/tenor.gif)

















Oh... and he's also dressed as a bloody cat as well. The only way to rectify this is to bring in photoshop.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_46_mBVAAAWBtA.jpg)

Ahhhh... Nick Offerman makes everything better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2021, 02:03:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2021, 09:02:40 AM

I don't know entirely enough about them to confirm or deny how large they are... but they sure as hell ain't in charge.

Yes it is.

I'm having a Black Bush now and it's certainly related to some amphibious creatures.

Anyway, animals don't have souls, and exist solely for the pleasure of man, which is why I don't argue with your predilection for bestiality.

I do admit, the phallus of a large horse is impressive, so I wish you lots of luck in your non-traditional, but committed and stable relationship.

(https://i.ibb.co/HdB4fdn/Rc4d9e3387dc5d891068b4570e322fd98.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 12:18:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 07, 2021, 02:03:38 PM

Anyway, animals don't have souls, and exist solely for the pleasure of man, which is why I don't argue with your predilection for bestiality.

Who would? Anyone who does has a screw loose. It's like flat-earthers; how do we get rid of this idiotic notion???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 12:35:56 AM

Well, since you are the forum's loudest supporter of cat pictures and videos, you should get a big moment of excitement about this video.

The music is horrid (trust me:  put it on mute).

But just look at that cute kitty!

And then look at this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 06:00:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 12:35:56 AM

Well, since you are the forum's loudest supporter of cat pictures and videos

Sometimes it feels like we gel, and we're finding common ground; and then other times you say dumb sh*t like that.

I'm all for bunnies or owls... NO CATS!!!

I was going to leave it at that, but in my research in a scathing retort - I came across a video of Anthony Hopkins playing piano.

He's not too bad.

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Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 07:44:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 06:00:41 AM

I'm all for bunnies or owls... NO CATS!!!

Right.

(https://i.ibb.co/JCqyQxd/MV5-BYz-Jm-Nm-Ew-Nz-At-ZTQz-Ni00-Mm-Yz-LWFj-MTQt-Ym-Zm-OWE0-Y2-Jl-NWI2-Xk-Ey-Xk-Fqc-Gde-QXVy-MTQ2-Mj.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 08:06:55 AM

Can you get a tinier image???

See if you can get one that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE will be able to make out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 02:11:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 08:06:55 AM

Can you get a tinier image???

See if you can get one that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE will be able to make out.

Try reading glasses. 

(https://i.ibb.co/Vppvf6C/Screen-Shot-2020-09-02-at-3-40-15-PM.png)

(https://i.ibb.co/7t3k4nf/98bfb413-e60a-484b-9483-47bd4b3528d4-750x422.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 03:15:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 02:11:47 PM

Try reading glasses. 

I already have glasses - and I mean full on, I wake up in the morning and the first mother-*** thing I do is put on my specs so I can see the world in which I live and they don't come off until I throw the covers over myself at night when the lamp goes off.

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 02:11:47 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Vppvf6C/Screen-Shot-2020-09-02-at-3-40-15-PM.png)

I know my opinion may be unpopular, but 1) while the extra 'teats' seem to be drawn on and don't look permanent; the 'Dog tits' does look quite heavily red as if it's been scratched on. I somehow doubt someone actually tattooed it on, but the fact that someone drew it with pen is disturbing enough...

...and 2) I heavily believe that in cases like this, there is enough proof to demonstrate that this person clearly has a brain, but doesn't use it... and should be put down for the betterment of humanity.

And 3) Where the deep murky waters of heavily-intoxicated-jesus-dinosaurs do you find this sh*t J_Tour?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2021, 03:28:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2021, 03:15:15 PM

And 3) Where the deep murky waters of heavily-intoxicated-jesus-dinosaurs do you find this sh*t J_Tour?

I don't "find" things.  I force things.  Like fattening a goose's liver, using a tube and a funnel.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 02:16:09 AM

I've never liked foie gras. Hell, I don't even eat Haggis and I was born in Scotland, so foie gras can bugger off.

While the flesh of animals is indeed quite tasty, I sure ain't up for their organs. That sh*t is nasty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 03:19:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 02:16:09 AM

I've never liked foie gras. Hell, I don't even eat Haggis and I was born in Scotland, so foie gras can bugger off.

While the flesh of animals is indeed quite tasty, I sure ain't up for their organs. That sh*t is nasty.

You know, sweetbread isn't just a name:  it's descriptive.

And what?  You don't like pâté of goose liver? 

I don't even know you, man!  That's delicious! 

TBH I don't much care for pork rillettes, especially out of a plastic tub bought at the grocery store.

All right, which would you rather eat:   filet of cat, filet of dog, or filet of human.

I demand an answer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 03:59:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 03:19:16 AM

All right, which would you rather eat:   filet of cat, filet of dog, or filet of human.

I demand an answer!

You demand an answer??? DEMAND??? You don't get to demand anything from me...

...however, I will humour you with an answer. I'd go with filet of cat... so there's the possibility of their being one less cat picture in the world.

The reason I wouldn't go for the human is because if you end up liking the taste, you end up becoming Hannibal Lecter, and no butcher is going to stock ground up human.

And trying to kill yourself a live one is just too much effort. You need the chloroform, the plastic wrapping sheets, bathtub to drain the blood, circular saw, access to being able to dump waste without witnesses...

I have seen Dexter, but he doesn't give you an ENTIRE blueprint of how to completely eliminate all evidence of a crime.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 07:46:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 03:59:27 AM

I have seen Dexter, but he doesn't give you an ENTIRE blueprint of how to completely eliminate all evidence of a crime.

I don't know, it's pretty close.

Worked so far, until some meddling little Nellie started poking his or her snout in my kill rooms.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 10:24:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 07:46:25 AM

I don't know, it's pretty close.

Worked so far, until some meddling little Nellie started poking his or her snout in my kill rooms.

See... that's the problem. The old houses of 100 years ago had attics, and cellars where you could put up torture chambers and secret kill rooms and no one would be the wiser.

Houses now are becoming more modern and open, so there's less chance of you butchering hobos without some nosy neighbour peeking in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 02:11:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 10:24:28 AM

Houses now are becoming more modern and open, so there's less chance of you butchering hobos without some nosy neighbour peeking in.

Exactly.  It's the fricking neighbors.  It's a ridiculous, outlandish, untenable situation.

You can't even put poisoned meat outside without someone making a big thing about it.

And punji sticks in a shallow culvert concealed by vegetation? 

Forget about it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 10:21:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 02:11:31 PM

Exactly.  It's the fricking neighbors.  It's a ridiculous, outlandish, untenable situation.

You can't even put poisoned meat outside without someone making a big thing about it.

Obviously you need to invest in better blinds... that will keep them from peering in.

As for the poisoned meat - try going to a market and serving it as free samples. You'll get some luck possibly?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2021, 10:42:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2021, 10:21:27 PM

Obviously you need to invest in better blinds... that will keep them from peering in.

Good point.  Blackout cloth will do nicely,

Do you think a ball gag would adequately muffle any hysterical screeching, or do I need to invest in an anechoic chamber?

You're a man of the world:  I'm sure you have experience in such matters.

Quote

As for the poisoned meat - try going to a market and serving it as free samples. You'll get some luck possibly?

Maybe.  I really would prefer to be discreet about the whole Project Meatman, though. 

It's as though you want Project Meatman to fail!  Shame on you!

And I think humans can taste the antifreeze....although maybe whip up a nice sweet sauce, inspired from Thai or Vietnamese cuisine.

Strychnine is right out:  it's fairly dangerous to handle, and difficult or impossible to obtain in the right concentrations.

So many options!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2021, 09:04:36 AM

I don't know - if you have a determined captive, a ball-gag isn't going to do too much. If you want to do things right, then an anechoic chamber is well worth the money.

I don't want Project Meatman to fail... all I ask is that the next time there's a Trump rally, make sure you serve it there... that or a flat-earther rally.

Anti-freeze is too strong a taste, no matter what you try to mix it in. Try a nice white wine sauce and lace it with Methylated spirits. Or maybe try a lovely steak sauce with Iodine.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I have to do all your thinking for you J_Tour. This is your project - you need to have the brains and the gall, and think out all of the options if you want it succeed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 10, 2021, 02:39:52 PM

You're just not listening.

Any captive of mine would be very well trussed, indeed.  I enjoy tying knots, and they do not fail.  Once the ball gag is installed correctly, it's staying on, without question.

And I think you've misunderstood Project Meatman.  I can't be exposed in my disguise as a server at a catered event! 

Think, man!  What animals are most likely to eat tainted meat placed outdoors, and are famously not very choosy about quality or taste?

I can't reveal all the details.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 11, 2021, 01:00:42 AM

All right, enough of Project Meatman and Operation Humantrap.

Laphroaig 10 is what it's all about!

(https://i.ibb.co/Jzy40MW/20210510-172621.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2021, 10:04:18 AM

Could you not wait for a response by ANYONE else, before you put your feet up and pound out a couple of shots???

Quote from: j_tour on May 10, 2021, 02:39:52 PM

Think, man!  What animals are most likely to eat tainted meat placed outdoors, and are famously not very choosy about quality or taste?

OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. If I do all your thinking for you, it might as well be MY project. Do your own research - this way, your results will be yours... and not profiteering off the skills and opinions of others.

If you want Project Meatman to succeed, define your goal, tasks to achieve said goal and what said goal will mean for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 11, 2021, 02:53:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2021, 10:04:18 AM

Could you not wait for a response by ANYONE else, before you put your feet up and pound out a couple of shots???

Nope.  The ladies call me Quickdraw.  I just can't be stopped.

And one does not "pound out" "shots" of good whiskies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2021, 08:37:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 11, 2021, 02:53:13 PM

Nope.  The ladies call me Quickdraw.  I just can't be stopped.

I know... once you're on top of them, it's less than a minute before your done, before rolling over onto the other side of the bed and smoking a cigarette.

Not much fun for the ladies though.

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Sorry... but I just had to. You set it up perfectly.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2021, 03:09:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2021, 08:37:31 AM

Sorry... but I just had to. You set it up perfectly.

That was not a burn, nor a sick burn, nor an epic burn.

You see, that was the implied subtext.

And, yes, the ladies like it just fine!

Gold Bond Medicated Spray Powder:  one pump, no chumps, and everyone's happy.  Gender neutral.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 10:20:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 12, 2021, 03:09:56 PM

That was not a burn, nor a sick burn, nor an epic burn.

You see, that was the implied subtext.

Not a thing to brag about...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2021, 10:35:43 AM

The men don't know, but the little girls, they understand!

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SUPER-SERIAL QUESTION:  what's the best rectangular SKB/Gator/etc. style hard case for a Gibson ES-175 type guitar?  Not a full Anvil road case, but lightweight, inexpensive, and rectangular in shape, that's deep enough for a full hollow-body electric old-school jazz guitar.

Amazon may be whatever, but their search engine and general technical savoir-faire is stuck in the Flintstones' era.  Trust me, I know.

/*Oh, and pauca intelligenti:  don't actually spray the Gold Bond mentholated powder onto your genitals directly.  It is .... it can be like burning,  Use only as directed*/

/*Oh, obligatory whiskey photo:

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Redbreast 12.  I must say, despite my irrational, deeply engrained loathing for the British, I'd just as soon go back to the Laphroaigs, and some other "smoke monsters."  Although Laphroaig is not the most heavily smoked by a long shot.  It's enough, though. 

I did try Johnnie Blue the other day:  very smooth, but I like the smoke and the complexities of the highland/Islay scotches a bit more. Johnnie Black is a very good whisky, though:  nice balance of smoke and subtlety. */

/*ETA, they had a "miniature" airline sized bottle of the Johnnie Blue at one of my regular shops, so I had to find out.  It was like twelve bucks for the tiny bottle, but worth it for the experience*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 11:32:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 13, 2021, 10:35:43 AM

The men don't know, but the little girls, they understand!

I wouldn't mention the words 'little girls' in an internet forum. That makes you sound suspicious and may give people the wrong impression.

Anyway, moving onto more important things. Have you tried Jura lightly peated whisky??? Fantastic stuff - had it a few times, if you like something a little smokey.

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BEAUTIFUL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2021, 11:50:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 11:32:10 AM

I wouldn't mention the words 'little girls' in an internet forum. That makes you sound suspicious and may give people the wrong impression.

Meh, I wouldn't worry about it.  Quote from a song and all that.  Like the gals at work say, I'm a pervert, but not a creep!  Nicest compliment I ever been given!

Quote

Anyway, moving onto more important things. Have you tried Jura lightly peated whisky??? Fantastic stuff - had it a few times, if you like something a little smokey.

No! I may not be able to find it here, but I haven't looked.

No, I like something a LOT smokey, from what I know of Scotch whisky.

Tell me, am I wasting my time checking out the Macallans or the Glenlivets?  I somehow think they may be a bit "soft" for my tastes.

I loved the Laphroaig 10, and I'll still drink the Teacher's Highland Cream, which has a fairly smoky note, for being an inexpensive blend.  And, as the same, Johnnie Black:  very decent whisky, IMHO.

And, just for fun, I've got to try the Monkey Shoulder:  haven't seen the Monkey Shoulder with more smoke, but it's not that expensive and people say it's a staple among bottom-shelf blended Scotches, so I have to try it.  Predictably, that variant of Monkey Shoulder is called something like "Smokey Shoulder" or some nonsense like that.

Am still looking for cask-strength Writer's Tears, an Irish, but I think they only release it like once a year. 

Among the Irishes, the Teeling Small Batch had more flavor, maybe due to the higher ABV, but I still don't want to pull the trigger on Writer's Tears at only 80 proof.  But if I could source it, I've heard good things about the Powers "John's Lane."  I will be honest and say Powers Gold is overpriced swill, but they apparently have some higher end offerings.


Rather spend the money on an Ardbeg.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 12:07:32 PM

I do hope in time I can build up a collection of fine whiskys to keep in the house. I'm still paying off my home loan though, so I'll do it after I'm done to reward myself.

Macallans??? Nah - wouldn't touch it.

The Glenlivets??? If you're after smoky, then no... I highly doubt that's for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2021, 12:37:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 12:07:32 PM

I do hope in time I can build up a collection of fine whiskys to keep in the house. I'm still paying off my home loan though, so I'll do it after I'm done to reward myself.

Macallans??? Nah - wouldn't touch it.

The Glenlivets??? If you're after smoky, then no... I highly doubt that's for you.

Good advice:  I won't waste the time and money on those, then. 

Yeah, I hear you about building up a collection:  ideally I'd have been reserving the better whiskies for guests or special occasions, but I only typically have one Irish or Scotch whiskey or whisky in the house at one time.

I don't know how people manage to stock full bars at their private residences, but I'd get into some bad behavior if I bought a bunch of low-end stuff just "for drinking" and kept the better stuff in reserve.

No!  I'm not much of an alcoholic!  It just seems that way! 

Wow.  Four hours until I have to leave for work, and haven't slept a wink.

Redbreast 12!

Power on!  Engage!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 02:00:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 13, 2021, 12:37:55 PM

Wow.  Four hours until I have to leave for work, and haven't slept a wink.

Well... I'm going to assume you were smart enough and went to work... and not notice that I crept this win in here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2021, 04:08:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2021, 02:00:27 PM

Well... I'm going to assume you were smart enough and went to work... and not notice that I crept this win in here.

I notice nothing!

Yes, I was awoken by an alarm clock and now have thirty minutes during which to spray some Gold Bond Medicated Powder on my groin, have coffee.

Put on clothes.

Take a sh*t.  Nah.  Do that at work.

You fool!  I do not miss appointments doing the work of the Devil!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2021, 09:51:17 AM

Well... I did like you and bought myself a lovely bottle of Kraken spiced Rum...

It's currently coming into Winter here and it will do well to keep me warm as the temperature dips.

Although here, it never gets below 0 degrees centigrade in Perth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 14, 2021, 01:51:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2021, 09:51:17 AM

bought myself a lovely bottle of Kraken spiced Rum...

Yeah, that's OK.

But you know you have to eat the Kraken after finishing the bottle.

It gets you super high, dude.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2021, 11:16:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 14, 2021, 01:51:14 PM

But you know you have to eat the Kraken after finishing the bottle.

It gets you super high, dude.

Ahhh... I didn't buy the collectors edition. It just comes with a bit of disappointment and self-loathing at the bottom of the bottle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2021, 12:08:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2021, 11:16:15 PM

Ahhh... I didn't buy the collectors edition. It just comes with a bit of disappointment and self-loathing at the bottom of the bottle.

Oh, well, doesn't every bottle?

I did see the Jura today.  But, I'm only after smoke monsters these days.  I actually took a step down and bought the Bushmills "Original," just to see what it was like.

Black Bush is far superior. 

I'm also finding Canadian actor and comedian Norm Macdonald extremely funny nowadays, so perhaps I have some head injury.

Oh, and don't even try making an infusion with inferior products like Gustaf's Dutch Licorice Double Salt.  Sorry to say, but there really is no substitute for Pfizer's Turkinpippuri.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2021, 01:42:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2021, 12:08:09 AM

Oh, and don't even try making an infusion with inferior products like Gustaf's Dutch Licorice Double Salt.  Sorry to say, but there really is no substitute for Pfizer's Turkinpippuri.

If that's the best Pfizer can come up with, then I worry about this vaccine then that they have been prattling on about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2021, 02:01:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2021, 01:42:11 AM

If that's the best Pfizer can come up with, then I worry about this vaccine then that they have been prattling on about.

Fazer, apparently.  It makes an OK infusion.

The Pfizer is terrific, though!  They go deep into the tissue, though:  really sore left arm both times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2021, 03:07:43 AM

Well, here in Australia they're pumping that AstraZeneca and people are getting blood clots left, right and centre.

I guess a sore left arm isn't the worst thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2021, 04:03:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2021, 03:07:43 AM

I guess a sore left arm isn't the worst thing.

Yeah, I guess.

I'll be a Pfizer man 'til the end of my days, though.

It's good stuff!

Nice, B.A.   Enough of that jibber-jabber, ain't getting on no plane, fool, especially with no crazy fool like Murdock flying.  Ain't be no crazy fool enough get me go no place with that crazy fool!
 
All being on the jazz and stuff.  Hannibal on the jazz, Faceman on the jazz, and now I got to deal with that crazy sucker Murdock being on the jazz and flying them little toy airplanes.   

Fools, ain't nobody drive my van but me, sucker! 

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2021, 08:25:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 16, 2021, 04:03:14 AM

Yeah, I guess.

I'll be a Pfizer man 'til the end of my days, though.

Plus they supply you with those little blue pills you need when your little man isn't up to it.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2021, 12:33:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2021, 08:25:26 AM

Plus they supply you with those little blue pills you need when your little man isn't up to it.

 ;D

You! 

Oh, I guess Pfizer does make that drug of ignominy and shame, I suppose.

But since you're the expert, can one pulverize that tablet in order to best Hot Cosby a gal at the bar?

I don't think it can be used that way.

It would be a good experiment, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2021, 10:25:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 16, 2021, 12:33:07 PM

But since you're the expert, can one pulverize that tablet in order to best Hot Cosby a gal at the bar?

...best Hot Cosby a gal at the bar?

Can we get a translation here???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2021, 11:53:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2021, 10:25:43 PM

...best Hot Cosby a gal at the bar?

Can we get a translation here???

What?

You know, when a Cosby likes a gal very very much and he positions himself beside her in a very tender manner, after administering calming pharmaceuticals, that's what they call a Hot Cosby.

Or a Fat Albert.

See, because it was the same person.

/* And, yes, "best" was used as an adverbial participle in that sentence.  Don't worry about it.  I will talk about grammar all day, but I don't think you want me to create Reverse Polish notational parsing diagrams, and....just don't.  Not a good use of your valuable time, thou squire.  But if you insist, let's do in classical or medieval Latin or middle and modern French:  English is a kind of verkakte language.

Plus I'm *super* pissed off when I found out a good friend at work today "accidentally" had me "blocked" on her cell phone............................I can imagine why......................but she was wrong!   I get no respect!  And my other gal pal at work disrespected me.....meh..........screw her.  And these are like two of my good pals at work.......or so I thought..................grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr  */

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2021, 12:44:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 16, 2021, 11:53:37 PM

Plus I'm *super* pissed off when I found out a good friend at work today "accidentally" had me "blocked" on her cell phone............................I can imagine why......................but she was wrong!   I get no respect!  And my other gal pal at work disrespected me.....meh..........screw her.  And these are like two of my good pals at work.......or so I thought..................grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr  */

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2021, 01:44:20 PM

Well, I don't know about that, but one doesn't want to perturb a woman, particularly one who has at least one child.  I think the child-birthing and rearing process kind of toughens them up in several important ways.  And much for the worse if they are separated or divorced. 

Not sure what got up this one gal's region; probably she was just in a bad mood and knew I wouldn't retaliate, not seriously.  That's OK.  At least she didn't call me a "fat f*cker," or "fat bastard," which seem to be her favorite insults for men she doesn't care for.

But what's aggravating is that I've stopped by two shops, with the express interest in buying a set of dice, to pass the time at work by tricking some fool into gambling with me at shooting dice.

WTH?  Who wouldn't carry dice in a shop?  You know, right by the playing cards or whatever.  Ridiculous! 

/* Huh!  Even a candy-ass little Highlander like whatsisface got something right once!

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This is the Jura 10, and while it's only mildly peated, I find notes of tobacco and caramel, and a very full body and mouthfeel.  Only 80 proof, but that's plenty.

A rare combination of mild, nearly no harsh ethanol astringency, but potent complexity in all respects.  Beautiful color and presentation, as well.

Thumbs up!

*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2021, 10:19:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 17, 2021, 01:44:20 PM

This is the Jura 10, and while it's only mildly peated, I find notes of tobacco and caramel, and a very full body and mouthfeel.  Only 80 proof, but that's plenty.

A rare combination of mild, nearly no harsh ethanol astringency, but potent complexity in all respects.  Beautiful color and presentation, as well.

Thumbs up!

Damnit... I'd buy it, if it weren't for the fact that when I drink Whisky, it dries the sh*t out of my mouth and I have a hard time sleeping.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2021, 02:58:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2021, 10:19:43 AM

Damnit... I'd buy it, if it weren't for the fact that when I drink Whisky, it dries the sh*t out of my mouth and I have a hard time sleeping.

Yeah, well, welcome to my world.  I've been at five days abstinence per week, but the past two weeks life has gone a bit sideways, so drinking more.

It also you makes you a fat bastard, just like Hitchcock! 

But good whiskies are almost as good as sex!  And that can also perturb one's sleep! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2021, 09:53:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2021, 02:58:06 PM

Yeah, well, welcome to my world.  I've been at five days abstinence per week, but the past two weeks life has gone a bit sideways, so drinking more.

It also you makes you a fat bastard, just like Hitchcock! 

Damnit - why can't they make Whisky's that help you stay thin. Everything you DO in life makes you fat, or has some downside.

Red wine is good for the heart, but bad for the oesophagus.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2021, 05:56:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2021, 09:53:34 AM

Damnit - why can't they make Whisky's that help you stay thin. Everything you DO in life makes you fat, or has some downside.

I know.  Just goes straight to my thighs even thinking about beer and liquors!

Just so jealous of those emaciated malnourished alkies!  They can drink and drink and not gain an ounce!

Hate them so much, seriously! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2021, 10:22:24 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 19, 2021, 05:56:36 PM

I know.  Just goes straight to my thighs even thinking about beer and liquors!

Just so jealous of those emaciated malnourished alkies!  They can drink and drink and not gain an ounce!

Hate them so much, seriously! 

Yeah, but usually it deteriorates their brains, so while they stay perfectly thin - their brains are rotting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on May 19, 2021, 10:45:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2021, 10:22:24 PM

Yeah, but usually it deteriorates their brains, so while they stay perfectly thin - their brains are rotting.
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Title: Re: Last Post Wins
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2021, 10:59:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2021, 10:22:24 PM

Yeah, but usually it deteriorates their brains, so while they stay perfectly thin - their brains are rotting.

What?  No, it starves the brain of oxygen, in order to better optimize performance and stimulate neurogenesis.

It's an extremely productive and ascetic practice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2021, 10:08:42 AM

While I would love to build up a beautiful collection of whiskys, I just don't have $1K to plonk down on the good sh*t right now.

I have a house to pay off, and prostitutes don't come cheap.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 20, 2021, 03:17:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2021, 10:08:42 AM

prostitutes don't come cheap.    ;D

You're supposed to befriend them, then turn them out on the street.

Don't be the customer:  be the employer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2021, 10:28:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 20, 2021, 03:17:49 PM

You're supposed to befriend them, then turn them out on the street.

Don't be the customer:  be the employer!

I thought of that, but the pimp is a hulky beefy-looking ***; and if I mess with he - he's going to whoop my arse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 21, 2021, 02:33:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2021, 10:28:56 PM

I thought of that, but the pimp is a hulky beefy-looking ***; and if I mess with he - he's going to whoop my arse.

Pshaw, candy-ass! 

You do your pushups and pullups everyday, right?

And you carry a straight razor, right?

Don't be so outrageous!

And it is true that some ladies of the evening are rather friendly.  I've known a few, and never paid a dime, nor became their pimp.

You do need a Cadillac or another garish American automobile, though.

And a hat, and shirts with no sleeves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2021, 11:35:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 21, 2021, 02:33:47 AM

Pshaw, candy-ass! 

You do your pushups and pullups everyday, right?

And you carry a straight razor, right?

Don't be so outrageous!

And it is true that some ladies of the evening are rather friendly.  I've known a few, and never paid a dime, nor became their pimp.

You do need a Cadillac or another garish American automobile, though.

And a hat, and shirts with no sleeves.

I've heard of push-ups... for goodness sake, what type of twat do you take me for.

What's a pull-up though???

I ain't going to drive a Cadillac though, those things are ugly as hell. I mean, they might have looked great in the 70's, but the 70's died over 40 years ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2021, 01:00:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2021, 11:35:33 PM

I've heard of push-ups... for goodness sake, what type of twat do you take me for.

What's a pull-up though???

I ain't going to drive a Cadillac though, those things are ugly as hell. I mean, they might have looked great in the 70's, but the 70's died over 40 years ago.

Well than you're just not suited for pimpin', bro!

Got my flowered shirt with buttons and a collar spent last night hustling pool and taking down fools!

Got me a new bottom ho, she got her own place and everything!

Actually all of the above is true....including the point when I got dressed and left her place at 0500, give her a nice little kiss and left her a note.

Oh. 

I don't think that's "pimping," exactly.  More like being a standard-issue jackass mining the town bicycle for a place to "sleep" for the night.

Hmmm.

Well, we'll see if she calls back.  She has a few rivals who now sort of despise me for taking off with "their" gal.  I might end up on the nightly news as victim of a mysterious stabbing.

Well.....I got the brakes fixed on my Toyota!

It's the Cadillac of imported sport sedans!

/* And to add more flavor, these are what "pull ups" are.

You pull yourself up from rest to above the height of your chin, using only the muscles of your upper body.

As usual, Australia Austria's prime minister demonstrates it best:

*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2021, 04:06:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 22, 2021, 01:00:07 PM

/* And to add more flavor, these are what "pull ups" are.

You pull yourself up from rest to above the height of your chin, using only the muscles of your upper body.

As usual, Australia Austria's prime minister demonstrates it best:

I presume he's no longer interested in following his career in Politics??? I mean he did become Mayor for a while... why not President???

Trump managed to become president and he's a tosser wanker prick gasping, wheezing windbag with a bad hair-piece.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2021, 04:39:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2021, 04:06:04 AM

I presume he's no longer interested in following his career in Politics??? I mean he did become Mayor for a while... why not President???

I wouldn't know, since I don't follow politics.

All about Jesse Ventura is what I do know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2021, 10:31:35 PM

A Sexual Tyrannosaurus... now there's a term I haven't heard.

I presume this is what he had in mind...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/51/be/b651bece8e9c5a4f2b96248d3b7a2e03.jpg)

Also, I don't recommend searching that up - some people have gone a LOT further than that... weirdly further.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2021, 10:33:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2021, 10:31:35 PM

A Sexual Tyrannosaurus... now there's a term I haven't heard.

All you need to know is that if you chew tobacco, it will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus.  Just like me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2021, 09:04:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 23, 2021, 10:33:26 PM

All you need to know is that if you chew tobacco, it will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus.  Just like me.

You mean... you're extinct???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 24, 2021, 02:46:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2021, 09:04:00 AM

You mean... you're extinct???

No, but I do have a sauras.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2021, 10:21:51 AM

Then you need... some PREPARATION H

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2021, 03:32:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2021, 10:21:51 AM

Then you need... some PREPARATION H

That stuff tastes terrible. 

Somewhat like this:

(https://i.ibb.co/k8mJZ4w/monkey-shoulder.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2021, 07:39:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 25, 2021, 03:32:51 PM

That stuff tastes terrible. 

Somewhat like this:

(https://i.ibb.co/k8mJZ4w/monkey-shoulder.jpg)

Damn, that sh*t is nasty. You might as well have been drinking petrol:

(https://i.etsystatic.com/8339871/r/il/bc3c1f/1190355417/il_1140xN.1190355417_k2u0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2021, 04:29:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2021, 07:39:17 AM

You might as well have been drinking petrol

I love that stuff.  Actually Monkey Shoulder isn't too bad, but it needs a little room-temperature water to calm down the nail-polish remover "notes" and undistinguished, thin color.  I don't know how it got a reputation for being a decent blend.  Johnnie Black is miles ahead.

(https://i.ibb.co/d0Pr5Xj/edward-colver-wasted-youth-flip-shot.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2021, 10:12:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 26, 2021, 04:29:07 PM

Actually Monkey Shoulder isn't too bad, but it needs a little room-temperature water to calm down the nail-polish remover "notes" and undistinguished, thin color.  I don't know how it got a reputation for being a decent blend.

Drunks are probably not that picky, plus it's cheap???

Most of them don't care what they're drinking, as long as it fits in their brown paper bag.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 27, 2021, 03:00:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2021, 10:12:08 PM

Drunks are probably not that picky, plus it's cheap???

So the Scottish, who appear to be rather proud of Monkey Shoulder blended malt Scotch, are drunks? 

That's not very nice!

And anyway, it says right on the back of the bottle:  "Don’t be a drunk monkey. Drink responsibly."  Who would defy such a commandment? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2021, 10:29:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 27, 2021, 03:00:54 PM

So the Scottish, who appear to be rather proud of Monkey Shoulder blended malt Scotch, are drunks? 

Have you ever lived in Scotland? The Scots ain't proud of Monkey Shoulder... they prefer almost everything with that starts with a Glen...

Or a Johnnie. Monkey Shoulder is too piss poor to compete with all the other Scottish Whiskies.

Quote from: j_tour on May 27, 2021, 03:00:54 PM

And anyway, it says right on the back of the bottle:  "Don’t be a drunk monkey. Drink responsibly."  Who would defy such a commandment? 

Yeah, most adverts spend 99.9% of the advert promoting the product... and usually somewhere in the tiny corner, where no one can see... you might find that motto.

(https://www.absolut.com/contentassets/1f9e791500444f8db33f73f710042cc1/jun-17---absolut-extrakt-kv-btl-landscape-illustrator.jpg)

I mean... look at it... it's *** tiny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2021, 05:04:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2021, 10:29:19 PM

Have you ever lived in Scotland? The Scots ain't proud of Monkey Shoulder... they prefer almost everything with that starts with a Glen...

I mean... look at it... it's *** tiny.

Yeah, I agree.  Speyside blends are not liked by any Scots anywhere, which explains their lack of popularity.

So small.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2021, 09:22:45 AM

Damnit... in the course of a day, I've gone from the usual sunny self that I am, to someone with an oncoming cold

(https://png2.cleanpng.com/sh/8c598ebafaeeca80cff431971a463767/L0KzQYm3VMAyN6JAj5H0aYP2gLBuTflxcJDzfZ9ubXBtecHshPliNaRzfddFZT3ofbF7ifNwdl54gdV0LUXkc4HshcYzaZZnTdM7LkO3QIqBVMg4OWY3SqcEM0O6SIi4VcYveJ9s/kisspng-iphone-emojipedia-sneeze-emoticon-sick-5ac0ee62aeb5a2.3409848715225933787156.png)

...so I am going to have a hot shower, rug up with warm clothes, eat a spicy Beef Vindaloo... and leave you with this exasperated look, which is exactly how I feel.

(https://i1.wp.com/rantnc.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/ashley-resized.jpg)

...and also, lots of Hot toddies. SEVERAL of them, in fact.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2021, 02:21:23 PM

Well, I urinated on myself last night.  And didn't pick up the vibe that this gaggle of women playing pool were probably not "into men" and therefore didn't want to "play doubles" with me and my pal.  The misandry vibe was strong, but I was not deterred! 

And I'm probably not likely to randomly run into this gal I had a little encounter with, given our different schedules.  Even though we have each other's digits, I think we both think we're too "cool and hip" to do something square like plan a time to meet up. 

Cheer up there, little fella:  your misery is not unshared.

(https://i.ibb.co/QY1DSTv/84223c307405aa3cd01152e13cdde476aaee87b3a1fbb7b5c02e61f02edf3f3b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 01:32:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 28, 2021, 02:21:23 PM

Well, I urinated on myself last night.  And didn't pick up the vibe that this gaggle of women playing pool were probably not "into men" and therefore didn't want to "play doubles" with me and my pal.  The misandry vibe was strong, but I was not deterred! 

And I'm probably not likely to randomly run into this gal I had a little encounter with, given our different schedules.  Even though we have each other's digits, I think we both think we're too "cool and hip" to do something square like plan a time to meet up. 

How do you come up with stuff like this??? If this is an insight into your mind, please show me the exit... and FAST!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 01:47:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 01:32:59 AM

How do you come up with stuff like this??? If this is an insight into your mind, please show me the exit... and FAST!!!

You're nuts, man:  that's just a normal week. 

I also almost deliberately provoked a fistfight with some dudebro claiming to be an attorney who was interrupting my flow at the pool table another night.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 02:43:14 AM

I dread to see what an abnormal week is like in your world.

I somewhat imagine it like this though:

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a7/96/45/a79645c73aa25d783e0545fc3034ccf4.jpg)

That's the best I could come up with... only because I know Google Images can get dark very quickly... and I dare not venture into those territories.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 03:01:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 02:43:14 AM

That's the best I could come up with... only because I know Google Images can get dark very quickly... and I dare not venture into those territories.

You're a terrible person.  I bet you have CV-19.

I, on the other hand, did not sexually molest that woman.

I know because I asked a few days later.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 03:38:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 03:01:52 AM

You're a terrible person.  I bet you have CV-19.

I, on the other hand, did not sexually molest that woman.

I know because I asked a few days later.

1) I don't have COVID. This is Perth for goodness sake. We in WA haven't had anyone did from COVID possibly for almost a year. We're one of the safest cities in the world right now.

2) Bill Clinton also said the same thing with Monica Lewinsky, and we all knew he was full of sh*t.

3) I wouldn't trust Britney Spears anyway on anything she says... she's bat-sh*t crazy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 04:29:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 03:38:16 AM

1) I don't have COVID. This is Perth for goodness sake. We in WA haven't had anyone did from COVID possibly for almost a year. We're one of the safest cities in the world right now.

2) Bill Clinton also said the same thing with Monica Lewinsky, and we all knew he was full of sh*t.

3) I wouldn't trust Britney Spears anyway on anything she says... she's bat-sh*t crazy.

I did not have sex with that Britney Spears!  My gal had a full head of hair and was a normal, intelligent person!

Don't have COVID.  My ass.  You're crawling with viruses and you know it!

And also, snakes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 09:22:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 04:29:17 AM

I did not have sex with that Britney Spears!  My gal had a full head of hair and was a normal, intelligent person!

Don't have COVID.  My ass.  You're crawling with viruses and you know it!

And also, snakes.

You're right... if she was a normal, intelligent person, then it can't have been Britney Spears.

Also, I've lived in Australia for 27 years, and still to this day have NEVER seen a wild snake.

27 mother-*** years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 01:33:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2021, 09:22:21 AM

Also, I've lived in Australia for 27 years, and still to this day have NEVER seen a wild snake.

27 mother-*** years.

Well then you just haven't gone bush enough.

You should be ashamed, not strident and defiant. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2021, 05:01:08 PM

I've seen a snake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 05:19:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 29, 2021, 05:01:08 PM

I've seen a snake.

I have a snake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2021, 05:37:11 PM

I have many snakes.  I think.  But I don't own them.  Or maybe I do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 09:59:07 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 29, 2021, 05:37:11 PM

I have many snakes.  I think.  But I don't own them.  Or maybe I do.

One snake lives in my toilet on occasion. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 12:54:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2021, 01:33:48 PM

Well then you just haven't gone bush enough.

I love my creature comforts like TV, society, running water and not having to sh*t in an outhouse.

And not dying from the heat... so screw you. I haven't gone bush because it's a terrible, horrific environment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 01:19:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 12:54:42 AM

I love my creature comforts like TV, society, running water and not having to sh*t in an outhouse.

An outhouse?  Well aren't you fancy!

I bet you use one of those primitive iron-harped ivory-toothed enormities, though.  Instead of coming into the digital age.

With a keytar.

(https://i.ibb.co/dLYCBSG/20210529-171600.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 02:06:47 AM

I'm still amazed you use a laptop as a coaster for your whisky.

That's a delicate, intricate machine with many tiny parts. She smallest drop of liquid could short out the RAM, bugger up the Motherboard, or even the CPU... and when that happens...

Oh wait, it's a Chrome book? Never mind... it's a coaster for your whisky.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 02:23:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 02:06:47 AM

I'm still amazed you use a laptop as a coaster for your whisky.

That's a delicate, intricate machine with many tiny parts. She smallest drop of liquid could short out the RAM, bugger up the Motherboard, or even the CPU... and when that happens...

Oh wait, it's a Chrome book? Never mind... it's a coaster for your whisky.

See?  Even you can understand!

It's not actually "just" a Chromebook, but it is an older one that I've flashed the SOIC chip on that runs multiple variants of Linux on.  Nice roomy SSD swapped out in it.  It's fine.

It's more or less a TV for me. 

The keyboard still works, but is deteriorating.  But much less than the other identical model I did have to do the SOIC chip-clip hardware flash on.  That involves alligator clamps, and application of current.  Very exciting.

It's the pride of nerdery!  One forces things to function well beyond their expiration dates.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 02:06:47 AM

I'm still amazed you use a laptop as a coaster for your whisky.

And, actually, I'm not in the habit of spilling liquids.  Pants urination excepted.

There are things I allow myself to do that I'd not trust anybody else with. 

For example, don't even try flipping the LP if you don't know how to operate the turntable.

And, yes, you ***, I was born in the modern age.  Not that much older than you:  I just get older broads, it seems.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 02:55:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 02:23:05 AM

And, actually, I'm not in the habit of spilling liquids.  Pants urination excepted.

There are things I allow myself to do that I'd not trust anybody else with. 

For example, don't even try flipping the LP if you don't know how to operate the turntable.

And, yes, you ***, I was born in the modern age.  Not that much older than you:  I just get older broads, it seems.

While I don't know how old you are, your profile says 111 - which I suspect is wrong.

However, you do like movies from the 19-no-one-cares, so I suspect that you're maybe in your 80's (realistically).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 03:49:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 02:55:32 AM

While I don't know how old you are, your profile says 111 - which I suspect is wrong.

However, you do like movies from the 19-no-one-cares, so I suspect that you're maybe in your 80's (realistically).

I don't know. 

I own a toilet snake?  And know how to use it?

All I care about is I entrap women in the 34-39 demographic without much deceit on my part.

Not often, but enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 04:37:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 03:49:56 AM

All I care about is I entrap women in the 34-39 demographic without much deceit on my part.

Using Chloroform doesn't count.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 05:10:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 04:37:45 AM

Using Chloroform doesn't count.

I don't know what you're talking about.

A hot Cosby? 

Nah, I wouldn't worry about it.

(https://i.ibb.co/b2rGY8F/33c023a4fbe1df971c5023c2e6ae136f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 08:43:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 05:10:25 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/b2rGY8F/33c023a4fbe1df971c5023c2e6ae136f.jpg)

This... stuff like this is why I think you're 93 years old. Starting at hot adverts from the 50's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 08:55:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 08:43:43 AM

This... stuff like this is why I think you're 93 years old. Starting at hot adverts from the 50's.

93 actually used to be an extremely filthy slang term, much like you children with your 69s and your 420s.
 
You don't even want to know what it means.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 10:29:32 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 08:55:53 AM

93 actually used to be an extremely filthy slang term, much like you children with your 69s and your 420s.
 
You don't even want to know what it means.

Well, everyone knows what 69 means, but I'm pretty sure you're full of it in regards to the other 2 numbers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 10:32:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2021, 10:29:32 PM

Well, everyone knows what 69 means, but I'm pretty sure you're full of it in regards to the other 2 numbers.

420?  Are you kidding?

93?  No, obviously that has no secret meaning.  Sure.   8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2021, 09:02:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2021, 10:32:23 PM

420?  Are you kidding?

93?  No, obviously that has no secret meaning.  Sure.   8)

I ain't googling that sh*t... on the off chance you're right.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 31, 2021, 01:14:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2021, 09:02:52 AM

I ain't googling that sh*t... on the off chance you're right.

93 only has some meaning, maybe, to a numerologist or some sh*t.

420 has meaning to anyone who isn't a square.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2021, 02:49:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 31, 2021, 01:14:36 PM

93 only has some meaning, maybe, to a numerologist or some sh*t.

420 has meaning to anyone who isn't a square.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 31, 2021, 04:04:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2021, 02:49:05 PM

It is NOT hip to be square.

You mean you're not rollin on dubs, trippin on fat blunts?

Dude, weird.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2021, 10:28:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 31, 2021, 04:04:19 PM

It is NOT hip to be square.

EXCUSE ME??? Did you not hear Huey??? He said its HIP to be square.

Never had a blunt in my life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 01, 2021, 02:12:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2021, 10:28:56 PM

EXCUSE ME??? Did you not hear Huey??? He said its HIP to be square.

Never had a blunt in my life.

Yeah, I know all about Huey.

(Actually, "The News" had and maybe still has a very good keyboard player:  I think he played one of the original Korg CX3s on some of those).

Man, it's not hip to be down on jazz cigarette reefers.

You don't have to partake, but you shouldn't harsh peoples' mellows, man!

Square, man!  Not hep.

TBH I don't regularly smoke mj myself, not for a long, long time, but when I do, it knocks me flat on my ass. 

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2021, 10:25:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 01, 2021, 02:12:49 AM

Man, it's not hip to be down on jazz cigarette reefers.

You don't have to partake, but you shouldn't harsh peoples' mellows, man!

TBH I don't regularly smoke mj myself, not for a long, long time, but when I do, it knocks me flat on my ass.

Never smoked a MJ cigarette in my life...

Begs the question though - if we shouldn't be 'harshing peoples mellows' though, should we take the same stance on cannabis, crack cocaine, meth, speed, heroin???

Where should we draw the line... IF there is one?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 01, 2021, 02:19:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2021, 10:25:28 AM

Never smoked a MJ cigarette in my life...

Begs the question though - if we shouldn't be 'harshing peoples mellows' though, should we take the same stance on cannabis, crack cocaine, meth, speed, heroin???

Where should we draw the line... IF there is one?

I don't know dude.  You're harshing my mellow, man. 

Are you a narc?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2021, 10:25:28 AM

Begs the question though

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2021, 09:25:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 01, 2021, 02:19:30 PM

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.  ;D

Hard to work out where I went wrong, when I didn't go wrong.

Most drugs really f@#$ up the brain, and cause a lot of people to become addicted... and given the drop in moral happiness from COVID, lockdowns, inability to see loved ones internationally - the LAST thing we need is people turning to drugs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2021, 01:25:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2021, 09:25:55 AM

Hard to work out where I went wrong, when I didn't go wrong.

Most drugs really f@#$ up the brain, and cause a lot of people to become addicted... and given the drop in moral happiness from COVID, lockdowns, inability to see loved ones internationally - the LAST thing we need is people turning to drugs.

What is this, debate club?

Fine, lock up the miscreants or cane the sh*t out of them.  I don't care.

But you didn't use "begs the question" correctly.

So, sucks to be you!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2021, 01:34:09 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 02, 2021, 01:25:11 PM

What is this, debate club?

Fine, lock up the miscreants or cane the sh*t out of them.  I don't care.

But you didn't use "begs the question" correctly.

Yes, I did. There is no problem with it...

Read it again:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2021, 10:25:28 AM

Begs the question though - if we shouldn't be 'harshing peoples mellow', should we take the same stance on cannabis, crack cocaine, meth, speed, heroin???

How much Scotch have you had today?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2021, 01:44:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2021, 01:34:09 PM

Yes, I did. There is no problem with it...

Read it again:

How much Scotch have you had today?!?

Begging the question == petitio principii.  Not simply "raising the question"

And I just woke up, so, you know, the usual amount.

You'll be happy to know my gal pal and I are no longer friendly, so you can do your happy dance.  Where there is no CV-19 and therefore no need for any additional concern about those nasty drugs.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/034/711/Screen_Shot_2020-07-24_at_11.33.38_AM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2021, 02:15:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 02, 2021, 01:44:16 PM

Begging the question == petitio principii.  Not simply "raising the question"

So you're saying that there should be a discussion about why people SHOULD be allowed to take cannabis, crack cocaine, meth, speed, heroin???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2021, 02:29:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2021, 02:15:51 PM

So you're saying that there should be a discussion about why people SHOULD be allowed to take cannabis, crack cocaine, meth, speed, heroin???

No.  I'm saying I don't care.

I want to talk about boobies.

But, one could try to disprove the contrapositive statement using formal predicate logic, I suppose.  That could be amusing.  However, it would probably have to use modal operators, which only mix with the universal and existential quantifiers in a somewhat tortuous manner.

So, I don't want to do that either.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2021, 10:27:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 02, 2021, 02:29:13 PM

I want to talk about boobies.

Let's do that... attached below is a STUNNING pair of boobies.



















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































(https://latinrootstravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Birds-of-the-Galapagos-pictures-Blue-footed-booby.jpg)

Absolutely amazing... beautiful pair.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 03, 2021, 10:34:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2021, 10:27:12 PM

Let's do that... attached below is a STUNNING pair of boobies.

Stop that.

Sacha Baron Cohen is well pleased with himself.

(https://i.ibb.co/jGXv7dX/Isla-Fisher-Pictures.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2021, 07:45:17 AM

I personally think Sacha Baron Cohen is a total idiot, with no talent whatsoever.

I'm sorry for tricking you J_Tour, I shouldn't have done that.

Let me get this thread back on track with a breathtaking image of a beautiful pair of tits:


























































































































(https://www.cam.ac.uk/sites/www.cam.ac.uk/files/styles/content-885x432/public/news/news/greattitandbluetitonabranchcnatabaadobestockimagescrop.jpg)

MAGNIFICENT, aren't they. So plump.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 04, 2021, 02:43:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2021, 07:45:17 AM

I personally think Sacha Baron Cohen is a total idiot, with no talent whatsoever.

And yet Scottish born Australian actress Isla Fisher married him, and provides him exclusively with succor and comfort.

Quote

MAGNIFICENT, aren't they. So plump.    ;D

They're OK.  I'll allow it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2021, 11:56:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 04, 2021, 02:43:37 PM

They're OK.  I'll allow it.

They're 'OK'??? They're magnificent... have you ever seen a more spectacular pair of tits???

 ;D

(Don't you just love wordplay)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2021, 12:20:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2021, 11:56:27 PM

(Don't you just love wordplay)

No.

I love Wesley Willis and not being constipated, in that order. 

I also love women who aren't all up in my grill, fussing and hollering.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2021, 11:56:27 PM

Their magnificent...

I'm just going to leave that there and see if you can work out where you went wrong.

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2021, 12:25:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 05, 2021, 12:20:15 AM

Don't you just love that you can fake pretty much anything...

Also Perfect_Pitch really is the winner of this thread.

Awwww... thanks man.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2021, 12:27:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2021, 12:25:28 AM

Awwww... thanks man.    ;D

Did you know...........................rotational force.........small omega.........angle......cosine.......

Nevermind.

I'm batman.

BATMAN! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gHubY94rA)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2021, 12:57:39 PM

Yeah - no offense, but I wasn't stupid enough to click that. I know you've been parading about that whooping Batmans arse by whatshisface... willis wembly or something???

I can spot a fake link when I see it.

This is the real Batman:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2021, 02:12:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2021, 12:57:39 PM

Yeah - no offense, but I wasn't stupid enough to click that. I know you've been parading about that whooping Batmans arse by whatshisface... willis wembly or something???

That's no batman.

That's some dork in a rubber gimp suit.

(https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2014/09/11/adam-west-batman-1280cjpg-3a4a45_1280w.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 12:35:15 AM

You're right...

Quote from: j_tour on June 05, 2021, 02:12:40 PM

(https://assets1.ignimgs.com/2014/09/11/adam-west-batman-1280cjpg-3a4a45_1280w.jpg)

That IS a dork in a rubber Gimp suit.

Christian Bale is Batman. There is no other.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2021, 03:02:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 12:35:15 AM

Christian Bale is Batman. There is no other.

Whatever, dweeb.  ;D  OK, so your favorite limey put on the gimp suit.

You don't even know what kind of day I had.  Drop the car off for deep cycle battery test — more than I can do with a multimeter — and got stranded at the nearest bar after those mofos closed.

I had a spare house key (because I gave them my whole keychain, including my mailbox key and all that sh*t), but those roostereaters are closed tomorrow, which here is Sunday.

I don't know what that's about, but I guess I'm glad I had the rosary hung around the rearview mirror.

Monday???????????  Earliest I can get my vehicle back?  Yeah, I guess.  Stupid roostereating limey bastards.

Well, I guess I did kick some ass at pool while waiting.  And, it's true:  9-ball is a great game for playing with three or more people.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 07:51:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 06, 2021, 03:02:34 AM

Whatever, dweeb.  ;D  OK, so your favorite limey put on the gimp suit.

You don't even know what kind of day I had.  Drop the car off for deep cycle battery test — more than I can do with a multimeter — and got stranded at the nearest bar after those mofos closed.

I had a spare house key (because I gave them my whole keychain, including my mailbox key and all that sh*t), but those cocksuckers are closed tomorrow, which here is Sunday.

I don't know what that's about, but I guess I'm glad I had the rosary hung around the rearview mirror.

Monday???????????  Earliest I can get my vehicle back?  Yeah, I guess.  Stupid cocksucking limey bastards.

Well, I guess I did kick some ass at pool while waiting.  And, it's true:  9-ball is a great game for playing with three or more people.

Well, I've spent most of the day playing Doom Eternal, so I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.

I've been dealing with demonic monsters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2021, 01:52:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 07:51:53 AM

Well, I've spent most of the day playing Doom Eternal, so I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.

I've been dealing with demonic monsters.

Oh yeah?  Well what you got in that case there, boy?

That's right, as I've noted elsewhere, your entire game's title comes from a movie about playing pool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 02:26:00 PM

Gotta admit... Video games are a BILLION dollar industry. They're getting to the stage where they are starting to create masterpieces in digital form that you can control, unlike Movies and TV shows.

There's something nice about you being in control of every piece of action and reacting to it in real time.

Also, doesn't this guy look freaking awesome???

(https://media.wired.com/photos/5ec85433469722286c4434ea/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Culture_Replay_DoomEternal.jpg)

If you guys haven't played Red Dead Redemption, then you are seriously missing out. One of the greatest games to this day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2021, 02:42:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 02:26:00 PM

Gotta admit... Video games are a BILLION dollar industry. They're getting to the stage where they are starting to create masterpieces in digital form that you can control, unlike Movies and TV shows.

Yeah, I've noticed.  Game development has its positives (using C++ and C for performance), and its negatives (flooding the market with C++/C developers).

Like little "choose your own adventure" books to get kids hooked on reading.

Still, the title "Doom" came from a line in a movie about a real game, namely pool.  I'll also admit snooker and three-cushion billiards into that category as well.

Cue "sports," (hey, if golf is considered a sport, then why not cue games?), gin rummy, contract bridge, chess:  those are games.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2021, 02:26:00 PM

If you guys haven't played Red Dead Redemption, then you are seriously missing out. One of the greatest games to this day.

Yeah, I mean, I've played some Metal Gear Solid like fifteen years ago.

But if I can't easily play it on a Linux machine with a integrated graphics, fairly low-spec, I'm not interested in making the effort.  I do have a machine with Win10 on it, but I prefer to only use that when necessary.

/* EDIT Here you can do your happy dance, since while I was waiting for a cab last evening, I fairly expertly tried to intromit with a lone female sitting outside.....who after a few moments suddenly decided she had to go elsewhere.  No, that's not cause for a happy dance:  I wasn't really expecting anything, just was disgusted by the rest of the company, and she seemed adequate for my purposes.

And, yes, I'll post this once more:

*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2021, 02:12:35 AM

I'll admit, I've never seen the Doom movie with Tom Cruise...

Looks a LOT better than the recent Doom Video game movies... the one with Dwayne Johnson was just AWFUL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 07, 2021, 02:36:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2021, 02:12:35 AM

I'll admit, I've never seen the Doom movie with Tom Cruise...

Tom Cruise doesn't take his shirt off like in Top Gun, so it might not be for you.

It is a very good movie, however.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2021, 05:51:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 07, 2021, 02:36:46 AM

Tom Cruise doesn't take his shirt off like in Top Gun

You had me at 'Tom Cruise DOESN'T take his shirt off'. I personally thought Top Gun SUCKED!!!

Finally, a movie where he acts like a sensible human being... presumably. I take it this movie is before he went weird and believed in that Scientology shite?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 08, 2021, 04:14:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2021, 05:51:51 AM

I take it this movie is before he went weird and believed in that Scientology shite?

That's the one with the space aliens and the shirtless volleyball tournament?

Yeah, I guess.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2021, 01:11:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 08, 2021, 04:14:35 AM

That's the one with the space aliens and the shirtless volleyball tournament?

There's space aliens??? You're not thinking of Independence day???

Oh wait - most of Tom Cruise's movies have aliens... because he *** well believes in them.

Fruitcake...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 08, 2021, 03:43:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2021, 01:11:12 PM

There's space aliens??? You're not thinking of Independence day???

No.  Clearly the following movie, one of the finest efforts to make it to the silver screen.

(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/neMUscYddxr4cP8wnRHRMLcWS0A.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2021, 09:11:36 AM

Ahhh... Battlefield Earth - one of the WORST movies ever made, and deservedly so.

Almost as bad as this movie:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448011/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_52

I think it's this point where Nicolas Cage's career began to hit the crapper and he started doing any ol' sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 09, 2021, 02:31:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2021, 09:11:36 AM

Ahhh... Battlefield Earth - one of the WORST movies ever made, and deservedly so.

But it was written in the future using ancient technology from aliens, or something.

(https://i.ibb.co/cv5fxwd/f-FZv-Oc9-Yqz-Ilj-c-PMr-D8-LTBsnquc1be-Cjtw-YZZYLTM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2021, 10:20:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 09, 2021, 02:31:33 PM

But it was written in the future using ancient technology from aliens, or something.

Are you sure? I thought it was written by a nutjob who was off his meds.

Still, I guess there are other contenders for worst movie of all time:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Saving_Christmas_poster.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 10, 2021, 01:13:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2021, 10:20:04 AM

Are you sure? I thought it was written by a nutjob who was off his meds.

Still, I guess there are other contenders for worst movie of all time.

Yeah, but the one you mentioned looks like it would be hilarious.

Here, enjoy some good music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2021, 10:19:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 10, 2021, 01:13:03 PM

Yeah, but the one you mentioned looks like it would be hilarious.

Check the trailer and try saying that again...

Have you seen the 'Cats' movie? Apparently that one also was really, REAAAAAAALLY bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 10, 2021, 11:07:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2021, 10:19:14 PM

Check the trailer and try saying that again...

Have you seen the 'Cats' movie? Apparently that one also was really, REAAAAAAALLY bad.

I have now:

I think with an endless supply of beer I would probably injure myself laughing.  Even drinking coffee, I don't see anything that is not both funny and worthy of the highest mockery in that trailer.

And what a handsome, sincere fellow that Kirk Cameron is.  Women want him.  Men want to be him.  A true hero for the modern age.

Cats.  What the *** do I care about that piece of sh*t musical and that *** movie? 

You're officially on notice to never mention that piece of sh*t ever again.

But Saving Christmas looks almost as good as The Room, one of the finest movies ever made, next to Birdemic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2021, 12:34:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 10, 2021, 11:07:11 PM

I have now:

I think with an endless supply of beer I would probably injure myself laughing.  Even drinking coffee, I don't see anything that is not both funny and worthy of the highest mockery in that trailer.

No... EVERYTHING in that trailer is so bad that it transcends being able to mock it. You know those movies that are so bad they're almost good? You have a laugh, and tell your friends you managed to sit through it???

THAT movie is NOT that type of movie. This movie is where it's so bad you try desperately to find something to mock, but it's SO TERRIBLE that every single second you watch of it is seconds wasted when you could be achieving something greater... cutting your fingers, doing your taxes, masturbating or just letting go of a bad dump after a terrible indian curry the night before.

Quote from: j_tour on June 10, 2021, 11:07:11 PM

Cats.  What the *** do I care about that piece of sh*t musical and that *** movie? 

You're officially on notice to never mention that piece of sh*t ever again.

Nah... I'm going to mention it, since you brought up 'the Room'.

Suck on that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 11, 2021, 02:34:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2021, 12:34:21 PM

Suck on that.

I refuse.

And you're on double notice.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2021, 12:34:21 PM

achieving something greater... cutting your fingers, doing your taxes, masturbating

So you admit in public to being an BDSM "cutter," a nerd, as well as a wanker.

I'll remember that.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Sacred_Heart_1770.jpg/240px-Sacred_Heart_1770.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 12:06:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 11, 2021, 02:34:06 PM

I refuse.

And you're on double notice.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/123/128/a8a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 12:10:16 AM

You know, make that double secret notice. 

You're lucky I've just started drinking, because otherwise I've a good mind to tan your hide, boy.

(https://i.ibb.co/QjYk5ND/20210611-171040.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 01:48:57 AM

You mean triple notice...

No... sorry, NOW I mean triple notice. I'm just curious to see how far this can go. You realise how many videos there are on the movie 'Cats', so if I find myself on dodecatuple notice, I'm just going to push it further to see how far you can go.

Also... HOW BIG is that *** bottle??? That looks like 2 Litre whisky??? I know Americans love their large soft drinks, and their super sized meals... but CHRIST - no wonder Americans are majorly obese and drunk.

MODERATION FOR FUCKS SAKE. Gain some moderation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 03:34:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 01:48:57 AM

You mean triple notice...

No, I meant double secret notice.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 01:48:57 AM

You realise how many videos there are on the movie 'Cats'

Now you're on double secret probation.  No, that's too harsh.  You're on probation now.

Quote

Also... HOW BIG is that *** bottle??? That looks like 2 Litre whisky??? I know Americans love their large soft drinks, and their super sized meals... but CHRIST - no wonder Americans are majorly obese and drunk.

What?  Bushmills is distilled and bottled in Northern Ireland.  You and its country share the same monarch.  Don't be so ignorant.

In fact, the very front label of both the Original, Black, and Red say "World's Oldest Licensed Whiskey Distillery."

It's a 750 ml bottle, you fool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 07:44:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 03:34:26 AM

No, I meant double secret notice.

Now you're on double secret probation.  No, that's too harsh.  You're on probation now.

Really???

How about now?

Quote from: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 03:34:26 AM

What?  Bushmills is distilled and bottled in Northern Ireland.  You and its country share the same monarch.  Don't be so ignorant.

In fact, the very front label of both the Original, Black, and Red say "World's Oldest Licensed Whiskey Distillery."

It's a 750 ml bottle, you fool.

1) How in the *** am I supposed to read that, on the tiny, puny picture you posted. It's not like CSI, you know...

2) That must be a tiny arse laptop then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 03:16:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 07:44:02 AM

Really???

Double secret probation for you.

For your sass-mouth, and for not knowing Bushmills is a whiskey made in Northern Ireland.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2021, 07:44:02 AM

2) That must be a tiny arse laptop then...

Are you like a space cadet or a sky pilot or something? 

Fine.  You made James Joyce cry.  Happy now?

(https://i.ibb.co/Zfq0yRY/safe-image-php.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2021, 01:15:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 03:16:58 PM

Double secret probation for you.

I think the thumbnail enough is horrifying... but I want to see where this is going...

Also... that guy has a terrifically demanding voice. Such gravitas and seriousness.

Quote from: j_tour on June 12, 2021, 03:16:58 PM

For your sass-mouth, and for not knowing Bushmills is a whiskey made in Northern Ireland.

Well, Bushmills sounds like some whisky made by a drunken Hill billy in the state of Arizona. How the hell was I supposed to know it was Irish? They only sell top quality whisky over here in Australia. I can't help it if I've never heard of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 13, 2021, 02:57:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2021, 01:15:03 AM

Well, Bushmills sounds like some whisky made by a drunken Hill billy in the state of Arizona.

Well, I don't believe there is a "state of Arizona."  It's some random place with golf courses and some copper mines.

I find it hard to believe you have never heard of Black Bush or Bushmills.  Red Bush, I'll grant you, even I didn't know there was such a thing.

John Vernon, aka Dean Wormer, may have been that big foot, but I volunteer my services to be the big toe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2021, 09:30:03 AM

DAMNIT... That's where I know his voice from - he was the Doctor from 'Flying High II' (or Airplane II.

Brilliant movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 13, 2021, 01:45:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2021, 09:30:03 AM

DAMNIT... That's where I know his voice from - he was the Doctor from 'Flying High II' (or Airplane II.

Brilliant movie.

Warren Oates?

Oh, you mean John Vernon.  I forgot he was in Airplane II:  I agree, that was maybe not quite as funny as the first, but I think it holds its own.  Definitely a minor classic in its own right.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2021, 10:29:09 PM

Actually... the sucky thing I realise after 24 hours is despite saying he has a commanding voice... by stating a bunch of students are on 'Double Secret Probation' is probably the most stupid thing he could say.

If it's secret... he's lost all authority, and by saying it's 'double', it almost undermines what probation is all about.

If we had double and triple probation for criminals... the world would be a dark, dark place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 14, 2021, 01:08:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2021, 10:29:09 PM

Actually... the suck thing I realise after 24 hours is despite saying he has a commanding voice... by stating a bunch of students are on 'Double Secret Probation' is probably the most stupid thing he could say.

Gee, do you think?

Everything Dean Wormer says is stupid!  It's a comedy!  His name is stupid!  His wife sleeps with undergraduates!

One could compare his level of dumbassery to a certain tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist Q-Anon Proud Boy illiterate antivaxxer rube.  I'll eat a hat if that moron was in spitting distance of an accredited college of any sort, as it claims.  Well, I suppose they have short buses everywhere.

Wesley Willis recognizes his own!

However, John Vernon is a great character actor who has been in any number of actual movies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2021, 08:59:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 14, 2021, 01:08:39 AM

Gee, do you think?

Everything Dean Wormer says is stupid!  It's a comedy!  His name is stupid!  His wife sleeps with undergraduates!

However, John Vernon is a great character actor who has been in any number of actual movies.

I guess he was a legend before my time. What would you say was his best role then? I don't know any of this movies, apart from Airplane II... and even then, he was really just a cameo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 14, 2021, 03:15:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2021, 08:59:56 AM

I guess he was a legend before my time. What would you say was his best role then? I don't know any of this movies, apart from Airplane II... and even then, he was really just a cameo.

Probably Ernest Goes to Camp, tied with Charley Varrick and Killer Klowns from Outer Space are what he's best known for.

No, Charley Varrick is a damn good movie.  So good it'll you strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

And, yes, John Vernon is the one who delivers that line.  His sangfroid and matter-of-factness really sell it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 10:12:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 14, 2021, 03:15:18 PM

No, Charley Varrick is a damn good movie.  So good it'll you strip you naked and go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

I'm going to leave that there, to see if you can figure out where you went wrong...

Lay off the hooch... it's messing with your brain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 11:15:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 10:12:26 AM

I'm going to leave that there, to see if you can figure out where you went wrong...

If normal people know the insider knowledge that I have, it will be too much for them.

In order that one must to do and say about facts and the scam that is schooling to also be for and against goat rope, as in simonizing and victory for those who recognize as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 12:26:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 11:15:22 AM

If normal people know the insider knowledge that I have, it will be too much for them.

In order that one must to do and say about facts and the scam that is schooling to also be for and against goat rope, as in simonizing and victory for those who recognize as well.

I don't know what to make of the Goat rope, and I don't know what it is... so I'm just going to back away slowly...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 12:34:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 12:26:28 PM

I don't know what to make of the Goat rope, and I don't know what it is... so I'm just going to back away slowly...

Why are you just quitting on me for no reason.  I was so happy to know a real Australian, with a real outback hat, and then you just quit on me for no reason.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 12:26:28 PM

the Goat rope, and I don't know what it is... so I'm just going to back away slowly...

That's because most people haven't seen the truth of the goat rope, and are too afraid to confront their own misconceptions.  This is because of years of indoctrination by corporatist educators and the lamestream mediums like Oprah and the other sheeple.

All I wanted to do is talk about the goat rope and now you're corrupting the purity of my enquiry with your endless bloviating.

If you knew what people on the inside were saying, very important people, some of the best, who are also was and are to be saying goat rope then also to not deny for because truly incisor thinking and knowledge.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 01:31:02 PM

I am NOT googling 'goat rope'...

You accidentally get one of those vowels wrong and you are in for a VERY MESSED up history, and target ads for some very sick sh*t.

And I am mostly just a Scotsman at heart. I have the Scottish accent, I don't have an outback hat, and the most Aussie thing I do is drink beer, but that's because Scottish Beer is pretty sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 01:39:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 01:31:02 PM

And I am mostly just a Scotsman at heart. I have the Scottish accent, I don't have an outback hat, and the most Aussie thing I do is drink beer, but that's because Scottish Beer is pretty sh*t.

Did you know that several highly influential world leaders, who are nevertheless not well known by the general public, began creating and embedding "dinosaur" fossils in Australia and elsewhere in order to create this thin tissue of lies spread by the educational system, which is a scam?

Also, it is well known that repeated concussions to the skull and brain stem are productive of neurogenesis, or as is sometimes called, "brain growth."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 02:03:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 01:39:36 PM

Also, it is well known that repeated concussions to the skull and brain stem are productive of neurogenesis, or as is sometimes called, "brain growth."

So you're saying anyone who's boxed Mike Tyson is a genius???

I think the fact that they stepped into the wrong, proves otherwise.

That man is a psycho... still in his mid-fifties.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 02:22:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 02:03:20 PM

So you're saying anyone who's boxed Mike Tyson is a genius???

I think the fact that they stepped into the wrong, proves otherwise.

That man is a psycho... still in his mid-fifties.

He's brain dead.  Probably believes in "covid" like the other sheeple.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 10:24:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 15, 2021, 02:22:14 PM

He's brain dead.  Probably believes in "covid" like the other sheeple.

Oooooh... you're stepping on the toes of people like a certain member here who made his claims evident (and then bitched that people had differing opinions).

I know you're a little crazy... but it was always a respectable level of crazy. Don't take it too far...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2021, 12:39:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2021, 10:24:08 PM

I know you're a little crazy... but it was always a respectable level of crazy. Don't take it too far...

Why not?  I live to chib alon sucker fools.

All right, fine.  I'll just have to go solicit some opinions about the music of






























 SORABJI

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2021, 07:49:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 16, 2021, 12:39:14 AM

Why not?  I live to chib alon sucker fools.

All right, fine.  I'll just have to go solicit some opinions about the music of






























 SORABJI

You Douchebag... how dare you...



[Hey... writing in different fonts is what we need to class this thread up]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2021, 01:44:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2021, 07:49:08 AM

[Hey... writing in different fonts is what we need to class this thread up]

GODDAMNED RIGHT *** IT'S TIME FOR WESLEY WILLIS SUCKA FOOL

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2021, 01:51:55 PM

We can't class it up if you use Courier New...

What the *** is this - 1960-something, in a dawn before computers???

Comic Sans is also just *** ridiculous - makes it look like the text a paedophile would use on his van if he wanted to lure kids in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2021, 02:18:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2021, 01:51:55 PM

Comic Sans is also just *** ridiculous - makes it look like the text a paedophile would use on his van if he wanted to lure kids in.

The man inside me wants to agree with your point of view, but actually does not care about typefaces.

COURIER IS *** UNIT, DUDE!!!!  IT'S LIKE SHREDDING BWV 903 ON A STEEL-STRING ROUNDWOUND ACOUSTIC!!!!

ALSO:

NEW PETITIONS AGAINST TAX

BUILDING CODE UNDER FIRE

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.

PONTIAC.  WE BUILD EXCITEMENT.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2021, 10:24:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 16, 2021, 02:18:59 PM

The man inside me wants to agree with your point of view, but actually does not care about typefaces.

Then you have already lost. All I wanted to do was class this place up... and you ruin it with your Courier New, and Comic Sans. Hang your head in shame...

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/L0Svs7SA0YJ7an6n10/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611a66f08fb9104f5f54f3dfac5a3e8733dbd4cc9e7&rid=giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2021, 11:18:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2021, 10:24:49 PM

Hang your head in shame...

Not bloody likely, fella.

I'm enjoying a fine evening with my pals from the year three thousand.

(https://i.ibb.co/vdB7WnN/7unhg7bi9e571.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2021, 09:07:40 AM

My Year 3000 friends are better... plus I've got a robot that has no problem telling you to bite his shiny arse.

(https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Futurama-800x449.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 17, 2021, 01:22:16 PM

Stop touching your master.  Have a juicy fruit, instead.

(https://i.ibb.co/cwf31L4/mafqidvudf571.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2021, 01:32:18 PM

Mmmm... I do prefer a nice pair of melons... but only if they're ripe, juicy and you're allowed to squeeze them to make sure they are firm.



Remember... if God gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 17, 2021, 01:48:50 PM

Mr. Majestyk does not approve of your tomfoolery.  He touches the hero in all of us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2021, 01:57:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 17, 2021, 01:48:50 PM

Mr. Majestyk does not approve of your tomfoolery.  He touches the hero in all of us.

Well... at least he didn't touch the little kids. That sh*t is nasty, unlike this dirty ***...

(https://cdn.onebauer.media/one/lifestyle-legacy/9b/d17a4/8703b/0d8b3/6b1ef/f9d60/523ae/wenn21496989_646x363.jpg)

Also J_Tour... you may be a little lonely for the next 72 hours. I have to head off to a Music Camp, so I won't be able to respond for a few days. I'm sure someone will be able to keep you company...

...but I shall be back for my triumphant win. So for the next 3 days, the wins you have will be bleak, meaningless and futile.

ENJOY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 17, 2021, 02:39:20 PM

One time... at band camp.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 17, 2021, 02:57:09 PM

Band camp....I sense a great nerdery approaching.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2021, 10:34:30 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 17, 2021, 02:39:20 PM

One time... at band camp.

I said MUSIC CAMP... I was accompanying various choirs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 20, 2021, 11:29:10 AM

Nope.

Increase in Commuter Fares Denied.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2021, 10:13:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 20, 2021, 11:29:10 AM

Nope.

Increase in Commuter Fares Denied.

Exception granted

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 21, 2021, 12:39:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2021, 10:13:44 PM

Exception granted

Johnnie Walker Red is a dogsh*t whisky.  Its only virtue is that it's cheap, but there are far better choices at that price.

(https://i.ibb.co/Y7V3s6W/20210619-124421.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2021, 09:23:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 21, 2021, 12:39:46 AM

Johnnie Walker Red is a dogsh*t whisky.  Its only virtue is that it's cheap, but there are far better choices at that price.

One, I don't think the latter statement is true. There aren't really that much better whisky's that are better at that price point - most of them are pretty sh*t.

Two, Johnnie Walker is a dogsh*t whisky. Its only purpose is to use as a mixer for other drinks.

If you're honestly going for Johnnie Walker as a straight whisky, you have reached the bottom of the barrel.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 21, 2021, 02:05:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2021, 09:23:45 AM

If you're honestly going for Johnnie Walker as a straight whisky, you have reached the bottom of the barrel.

Yes.  That's what I said.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2021, 10:28:46 PM

Yes, but just because it's cheap, doesn't mean it should be bought.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 21, 2021, 10:58:05 PM

 8)   ::)


*Bob is easily amused.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2021, 12:59:21 AM

Well, clearly somebody prefers Mr. Cruise with his shirt on, and in a decidedly un-greased state.  That's a common mistake, but you'll grow out of it.

Call me a purist, but I need my men to be oiled up, shirtless, and providing abundant physical encouragement.

And Kenny Loggins singing in a falsetto.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2021, 10:28:46 PM

Yes, but just because it's cheap, doesn't mean it should be bought.

Yes it does.  One must know.  And horsesh*t that Paddy's, Slane, Teacher's Highland Cream, Kilbeggan's core expression don't kick Johnnie Red's ass in every respect, at roughly a similar price. 

The only thing Johnnie Red might be good for is getting the taste of Monkey Shoulder out of one's mouth.

Or perhaps cleaning a wound.

And what kind of ponce drinks mixed drinks?  Neat, or neat with a tiny amount of water.  Sorry, I didn't attend a sorority or join up with the Girl Scouts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2021, 09:07:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 22, 2021, 12:59:21 AM

Well, clearly somebody prefers Mr. Cruise with his shirt on, and in a decidedly un-greased state.  That's a common mistake, but you'll grow out of it.

Call me a purist, but I need my men to be oiled up, shirtless, and providing abundant physical encouragement.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FS97g2cxmj0/WVu2Aes292I/AAAAAAAAEvE/2dkC-uQoGhI_DzZki8lOAKb-sZqSb2TgwCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_0327.JPG)

I'm just not sure how... Anyway, for now - on to the more important matter at hand.

Quote from: j_tour on June 22, 2021, 12:59:21 AM

The only thing Johnnie Red might be good for is getting the taste of Monkey Shoulder out of one's mouth.

Or perhaps cleaning a wound.

And what kind of ponce drinks mixed drinks?  Neat, or neat with a tiny amount of water.  Sorry, I didn't attend a sorority or join up with the Girl Scouts.[/font]

Excuse me? Variety is the spice of life, and sometimes when you get sick of Whisky, it's nice to add a little extra something to smooth it out.

I like a good ol' Whisky Mac, which is 3 parts Ginger wine to 2 parts Whisky. Quite nice in summer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2021, 02:02:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2021, 09:07:15 AM

Excuse me? Variety is the spice of life, and sometimes when you get sick of Whisky, it's nice to add a little extra something to smooth it out.

Well, that's wrong.  And clearly the best cocktail is The Cheeseburger:  whisky, bloody mary mix, and pickle juice.

Served warm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2021, 10:28:55 PM

You criticise me for saying that mixing whisky is wrong...

AND THEN 3 words later, provide what you think is the best cocktail, where you mix whisky with something else???

HYPOCRITE!!!

And what grown man drinks cocktails...?

(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/ArpCiXN6txMGCbv4LvMFQc-970-80.jpg)

Apart from him... a Martini, shaken not stirred is a MAN'S DRINK!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2021, 11:07:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2021, 10:28:55 PM

And what grown man drinks cocktails...?

Lighten up, Francis.  You're not supposed to drink "The Cheeseburger," although it does exist, more famously with tequila substituting for whisky.  One is supposed to imagine the combination and rush to the toilet in order to fill it with fresh vomit.

And gin, grain alcohol, rum, or vodka don't count as liquors:  they're meant to be disguised sufficiently that your prey companions don't realize what they've just consumed.

Yes, James Bond is half-Scottish, so think about that!

And a traditional martini served "up" is never shaken.  It's for people who like an excessively watered-down drink, not for people who like more or less a large portion of gin that is chilled, or for ponces who like little shards of ice in their watery gin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2021, 06:54:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 22, 2021, 11:07:24 PM

Lighten up, Francis.  You're not supposed to drink "The Cheeseburger," although it does exist, more famously with tequila substituting for whisky.  One is supposed to imagine the combination and rush to the toilet in order to fill it with fresh vomit.

And gin, grain alcohol, rum, or vodka don't count as liquors:  they're meant to be disguised sufficiently that your prey companions don't realize what they've just consumed.

Yes, James Bond is half-Scottish, so think about that!

And a traditional martini served "up" is never shaken.  It's for people who like an excessively watered-down drink, not for people who like more or less a large portion of gin that is chilled, or for ponces who like little shards of ice in their watery gin.

Hey, I did it just so I could say I've had one. Where's the harm in that. I was very young.

And what's the appeal of running to the toilet to just vomit what you've drunk? You've just spent $10 on a beautiful drink... what's the point of 'refunding' it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 23, 2021, 02:25:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2021, 06:54:22 AM

Hey, I did it just so I could say I've had one. Where's the harm in that. I was very young.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FS97g2cxmj0/WVu2Aes292I/AAAAAAAAEvE/2dkC-uQoGhI_DzZki8lOAKb-sZqSb2TgwCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_0327.JPG)

Quote

And what's the appeal of running to the toilet to just vomit what you've drunk? You've just spent $10 on a beautiful drink... what's the point of 'refunding' it?

It's a thought experiment worthy of Poincaré.  And since when is 'The Cheeseburger' a beautiful drink?  It's an abomination, especially when using any tequila more refined than Cuervo gold.  The mere thought of it is supposed to scare people straight.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2021, 07:23:14 AM

(https://preview.redd.it/1ax1zzd4g3771.jpg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f53f9ff27808ab09160c5ff46a3acd5981b5f5)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2021, 09:12:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 23, 2021, 02:25:41 PM

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FS97g2cxmj0/WVu2Aes292I/AAAAAAAAEvE/2dkC-uQoGhI_DzZki8lOAKb-sZqSb2TgwCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_0327.JPG)

It's a thought experiment worthy of Poincaré.  And since when is 'The Cheeseburger' a beautiful drink?

I don't know - I don't drink Cocktails. I drink Whiskey.

I'm not much into thought experiments. Too busy doing actual thinking and working out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2021, 12:57:54 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/images/3dc6aa3fd9a45c5a7bece1f672cef0e8/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 24, 2021, 06:52:01 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2021, 10:05:35 PM

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/CruELm2SpceIM/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611ef6a75bd2f3ecfb3da3d85199d0daaf1c6fbe128&rid=giphy.gif)

Lets get something straight - the British Office is FAR superior to the American version, and the only reason Ricky Gervais let it run so long is that it brought him in even more money from syndication.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2021, 11:58:26 PM

I am not amused by the direction this thread is taking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2021, 09:16:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2021, 11:58:26 PM

I am not amused by the direction this thread is taking.

You're more than happy to just leave it you don't like where it's going... although I didn't think I'd be able to thwart you that easily.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 25, 2021, 12:36:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2021, 09:16:33 AM

You're more than happy to just leave it you don't like where it's going... although I didn't think I'd be able to thwart you that easily.

I see a little tool shed where she made you suffer.  I serve Satan, the evil one, and calumny walks with contempt under his reign.

(https://i.imgur.com/P4ZEHJG.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2021, 01:33:24 PM

You may serve Satan... but I have Newman on my side, and he is one evil son of a pregnant dog:

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/c8YC8htf5YQg0/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e477fq3bilg6p8m9icj359nufslt1m7m0c7fdx8edx2&rid=giphy.gif)

And if you think you can outdo me in your Seinfeld knowledge... then I laugh in your feeble attempt to undermine me:

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/c8YC8htf5YQg0/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e477fq3bilg6p8m9icj359nufslt1m7m0c7fdx8edx2&rid=giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 25, 2021, 03:58:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2021, 01:33:24 PM

And if you think you can outdo me in your Seinfeld knowledge... then I laugh in your feeble attempt to undermine me.

There is no "Seinfeld knowledge."  It is an illusion.

AN YOURE FAWNTS R WEEK

(https://i.ibb.co/fdbN5B2/b6bef9f0-351a-0132-4087-0ebc4eccb42f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2021, 11:49:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 25, 2021, 03:58:19 PM

There is no "Seinfeld knowledge."  It is an illusion.

Seinfeld is a WAY OF LIFE! We could all learn a lot if we lived our way of the Jerry.

Quote from: j_tour on June 25, 2021, 03:58:19 PM

AN YOURE FAWNTS R WEEK

Your spelling is weak.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 26, 2021, 03:35:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2021, 11:49:25 PM

Seinfeld is a WAY OF LIFE! We could all learn a lot if we lived our way of the Jerry.

Yeah, whatever, man.

(https://i.ibb.co/GnjGpdy/37883b80-3589-0132-09d6-0eae5eefacd9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2021, 02:32:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 26, 2021, 03:35:11 AM

Yeah, whatever, man.

(https://i.ibb.co/GnjGpdy/37883b80-3589-0132-09d6-0eae5eefacd9.gif)

Blasphemer then... well, the only way to convert you is to hog-tie you as you're grabbing your car keys out of your pocket to get into your car, duct tape you to a chair and make you watch all 180 episodes.

Then your soul will be converted and you can see the light of Jerry!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 26, 2021, 04:03:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2021, 02:32:44 PM

Then your soul will be converted and you can see the light of Jerry!

It's not as good as it sounds.

(https://i.ibb.co/BwQyqj4/8f846k3cig771.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2021, 02:55:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 26, 2021, 04:03:49 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/BwQyqj4/8f846k3cig771.jpg)

Mmmm, McDonalds - the food for those who are hungover, or craving the munchies.

I can't believe people eat that sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 27, 2021, 03:59:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2021, 02:55:45 AM

Mmmm, McDonalds - the food for those who are hungover, or craving the munchies.

I can't believe people eat that sh*t.

It's a meat milkshake.

Good for nourishment.

Here, take a bite of some Jerry:

Not the scene with Jerry taped head-to-toe to a chair face-to-face with a deranged Sandra Bernhard, but close enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2021, 06:16:25 AM

What the hell was that???

It wasn't riveting...
It wasn't exciting...
It wasn't tense and dramatic...
and for a 'King of Comedy', it wasn't very funny.

Get out of the 70's man and get some funnier, and younger movies.

Jim Carrey however, he was the king of comedy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 27, 2021, 02:16:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2021, 06:16:25 AM

What the hell was that???

Thank you for the feedback Pitch Person.

Birdbaths are about to making a comeback.

Best,

Sorabji

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2021, 10:29:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 27, 2021, 02:16:11 PM

Birdbaths are about to making a comeback.

I take it you forgot to load your Grammar app before typing?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2021, 02:35:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2021, 10:29:21 PM

I take it you forgot to load your Grammar app before typing?

Kelsey Grammer is a mediocre actor, and a bad automobilist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2021, 08:56:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2021, 02:35:38 AM

Kelsey Grammer is a mediocre actor, and a bad automobilist.

You SONOFABITCH!!! Kelsey Grammar is a brilliant actor... he was fantastic in Boss.

Frasier however was a *** train-wreck; but he is a very talented actor in serious roles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 29, 2021, 04:21:16 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/pW7R0jz/209864315-10158244554289080-8028108393383855944-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2021, 09:27:30 AM

I somehow suspect that is a fake sign - I'm pretty sure no sign is that cheap that they couldn't draw at least a semi-decent stick figure to represent a person drowning...

I call bullshit!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 29, 2021, 02:26:06 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/2NznJsv/nt8ls16x4a671.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2021, 10:21:36 PM

Oh dear god - that web-site is actually real. And the amount of crazy on it is BAFFLING!!!

Americans are NUTJOBS!!! Have you seen the loony-tunes sh*t that's on that web-site?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2021, 01:54:03 AM

You couldn't tell it's a joke?  It's not far off from Euro-American nutjobbery, though, one admits.

(https://i.ibb.co/XD2B6gY/rookienumbers.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2021, 08:04:40 AM

I don't know - Americans are completely crazy, so I could very well believe that some Americans believe this to be true. I mean, you have:

Flat-earthers...
Creationists...
Alien abductees...
Anti-vaxxers...
People who believe in Jesus...

And while you may argue that there are some of these people across the rest of the world, there is an ABNORMALLY high concentration; an almost mind-boggling HIGH PERCENTAGE OF THEM... live in

(https://memes.ucoz.com/_nw/32/98761838.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2021, 01:56:25 PM

Cool comment.  Where did you get it, at the toilet store?

(https://i.ibb.co/G3qvwxv/a-shark-or-something.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2021, 02:21:48 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2021, 02:27:51 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/sjb4bs5/tenorl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2021, 10:11:05 PM

Jesus christ - if that's what people think Aussies are, then bloody hell we're screwed.

We look like a bunch of backward dwarf-like, beer drinking cavemen.

I would like to clarify, that LUCKILY we don't look like that, and that people like that only live in regional Australia... not in the cities...

Thankfully.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 01, 2021, 12:07:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2021, 10:11:05 PM

We look like a bunch of backward dwarf-like, beer drinking cavemen.

Have mullet, pay the piper.

(https://i.ibb.co/1XvWSq2/205686460-2285641274906717-5523633532562911418-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2021, 08:48:13 AM

I miss the Onion News... they had some brilliant stories.

They seem to have gone quiet... they helped get rid of this 'cancel culture' sh*t, and to tear down the walls of political correctness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 01, 2021, 02:13:02 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/h8Jgh9B/210043982-10165225033410277-6651818890136918290-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2021, 10:28:56 PM

Well, they're not wrong. We are all slowly dying... but to make life worth living, we breed, we drink liquor and purchase as many products to show off our wealth and status.

Isn't that what life is after all??? Screwing, drinking and self-promotion??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: harold d. shores iii on July 02, 2021, 12:12:01 AM

Hahahaha!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 02, 2021, 12:29:50 AM

Where is your typeface, youngling?  Perish!

(https://i.ibb.co/1M4fZvg/20210630-190447.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2021, 05:29:59 AM

Quote from: harold d. shores iii on July 02, 2021, 12:12:01 AM

Hahahaha!!!!

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(https://i.imgur.com/HLnzEUc.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 02, 2021, 05:44:46 AM

What? ? ? ?  Speak up, son.  The mall doesn't walk itself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2021, 07:17:52 AM

Well... I hope you appreciate the effort I put into this. It took me 20 minutes to get the positioning just perfect, but I think it was worth it.

(https://i.ibb.co/8NRGNTC/I-feel-like-a-movie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 02, 2021, 04:08:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2021, 07:17:52 AM

Well... I hope you appreciate the effort I put into this.

How in the name of Zeus’s butthole did you get out of your cell?

And what's all this sh*t about not signing posts? 

It's like someone neither puts the lotion in the basket nor cares about summoning Sxrxbjx.

Regards,


















S.











O.












R.




Sarr!  Dismissed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 12:50:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 02, 2021, 04:08:13 PM

How in the name of Zeus’s butthole did you get out of your cell?

I was never in jail, so I don't know what you are talking about.

I thought you would have had more to say about me insulting your God Nicolas Cage.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 01:00:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 12:50:02 AM

I thought you would have had more to say about me insulting your God Nicolas Cage.

What?  There is no God here!  There is only Nicolas Cage.

And also nude wrestling.

With Oliver Reed.

Where'd that kid go, anyway?  I had a girl but she got away just now.

Yes, I know it's age restricted, but it's a very famous film adaptation of one of the DH Lawrence novels, with Glenda Jackson, and Oliver Reed.

Goddammit, I really had a live girl just a few hours ago....and now all I have is this stupid font.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 01:46:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 01:00:02 AM

Oh dear - your embedding skills are getting as good as Bob's...

 ;D

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Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 03:48:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 01:46:13 AM

Oh dear - your embedding skills are getting as good as Bob's..

Just getting started.

And, yes, I apologize in advance for this.

But, hey, I both made and lost a girlfriend in six short hours, you crude beasts!

So, in recompense, I give you a lagniappe.

Salute the brigadier general when he is within your range of sight, do you copy? 

Never mind.

Hey, whatever happened to the fresh meat?

Seems to be a pattern around here:  they come around and fade away.

Must be some kind of Prokofiev players.  BTW, I still owe this site the precipitato from Op. 83 (the Bb sonata), but I'm real tired and also I just won and lost a girlfriend, so I don't feel like playing.  You do it.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2021, 04:11:04 AM

-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-.. / .-.. --- ... .. -. --. .-.-.- / --. --- --- -.. / .-.. ..- -.-. -.- / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- / .-- .. -. .-.-.-

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 04:14:41 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2021, 04:11:04 AM

-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-.. / .-.. --- ... .. -. --. .-.-.- / --. --- --- -.. / .-.. ..- -.-. -.- / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- / .-- .. -. .-.-.-

That's not the right pattern.

../...../....//.

Goddamned piano players can't play rhythm to save their lives.

It's in seven, over two bars.

And, yes, I still lost the girl.  She's a Cancer, not a Capricorn, so it wasn't meant to be.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 04:18:41 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2021, 04:11:04 AM

-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-.. / .-.. --- ... .. -. --. .-.-.- / --. --- --- -.. / .-.. ..- -.-. -.- / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- / .-- .. -. .-.-.-

Two can play at that game.

.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / ... .... .. - / --- -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.. . .- -.. / -.-. --- .-. .--. ... . --..-- / .- ..-. - . .-. / .. / .... .- ...- . / .-- .. .--. . -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. ..-. / - .... . / ..-. .- -.-. . / --- ..-. / - .... . / . .- .-. - .... .-.-.-

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 04:26:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 04:18:41 AM

Two can play at that game.

.. / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / ... .... .. - / --- -. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.. . .- -.. / -.-. --- .-. .--. ... . --..-- / .- ..-. - . .-. / .. / .... .- ...- . / .-- .. .--. . -.. / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. ..-. / - .... . / ..-. .- -.-. . / --- ..-. / - .... . / . .- .-. - .... .-.-.-

No.

You need monospaced typefaces for that:

../.../.../././||2x

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2021, 04:32:10 AM

.-.. --- .-.. .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. / ... .-- . .- .-. / .-- .. - .... / - .... .. ... .-.-.- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / ..-. ..- ..- ..- ..- -.-. -.- -.- -.- -.- / .- ... ... ... .... --- .-.. .-.. . . . . . / -... .. .. .. .. .. - - - -.-. .... .... -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / .-.. --- .-..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 04:36:19 AM

../.../.../././

Are any of you bastards going to fetch me my girl?  No, she doesn't want it, but I did try.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2021, 04:49:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 04:36:19 AM

Are any of you bastards going to fetch me my girl?  No, she doesn't want it, but I did try.

She had a hole in her and looked rather deflated :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 04:56:34 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2021, 04:49:49 AM

She had a hole in her and looked rather deflated :(

I thought she was invisible... I mean imaginary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 06:29:12 AM

You people!  The bollocks gobshite!

They were real and they were spectacular!

../...../...///../..../......

All right, fine.

RRLR....no, I play it overlapping LH supra RH.  It would be more like RLRLRLLLRLLLRLLLRLLL.

Just like my Schönberg Op. 25.

LR L RL RL RLRL LRLRLR

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 03, 2021, 08:57:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 06:29:12 AM

Hey - that's the soundtrack I put on when I want to fall asleep... are you trying to make me tired J_Tour???

DAMN YOU... I hope this dreadfully soothing lullaby-like music keeps you UP ALL NIGHT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: furiouzpianist on July 03, 2021, 02:01:59 PM

is perfect_pitch still being a humorless turd? ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: furiouzpianist on July 03, 2021, 02:03:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2021, 08:04:40 AM

I don't know - Americans are completely crazy, so I could very well believe that some Americans believe this to be true. I mean, you have:

Creationists...
Anti-vaxxers...
People who believe in Jesus...

yep, you're an ***  ;D

did you get the morona-jab yet?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 02:28:33 PM

Yo.  Where's the *** Sorabji at?

Yeah, in the house.

And, yes, p_pretch is being a bit of a cunt, but that's normal.

It is true, I did have it out with my girl yesterday evening.  Goddamit, that is not...it's like a parody of a television program.  Never again.  Nude male wrestling or nothing from now on.  Can't keep repeating the same mistakes with the same women.

..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / .- / .- .-.. .-.. / .-. .. --. .... - / .... . .-. / -. .- -- . / .. ... / .--- .- -. .. -.-. . --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / - .. .-. . -.. / --- ..-. / .--. .-.. .- -.-- .. -. --. / --. .- -- . ... / .-- .. - .... / .... . .-. .-.-.- / .- -. -.. --..-- / -.-- . ... --..-- / - .... .- - .----. ... / .- / .-. . .- .-.. / .--. . .-. ... --- -. / .. .-. .-.. .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / -... ..- .-.. .-.. ... .... .. - .-.-.-

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on July 03, 2021, 11:40:12 PM

Heeeeey how do you make your font different??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2021, 01:26:35 AM

Quote from: furiouzpianist on July 03, 2021, 02:01:59 PM

is perfect_pitch still being a humorless turd? ::)

Have scientists managed to replicate body parts so you can grow a funny bone???    ;D

If I hurt a nerve, then try dulling the pain with lots of Vodka. Lots of vodka until you feel that euphoric feeling; then more until you've stopped caring about the world.

I'm just amazed that they seem to have MAJOR offense to the word *** in this forum, yet you can easily call someone a

Quote from: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 02:28:33 PM

cunt

...and yet that's perfectly fine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 02:23:44 AM

Quote from: lelle on July 03, 2021, 11:40:12 PM

Heeeeey how do you make your font different??

What?  Speak up, for I can hardly see what with that defective typeface.

Try.  You can manage.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2021, 01:26:35 AM

I'm just amazed that they seem to have MAJOR offense to the word *** in this forum, yet you can easily call someone a

...and yet that's perfectly fine.

No, it's one of Nils's things.  Cunt isn't considered a "bad word," in many Anglophone regions, but "pregnant dog" and "son of a pregnant dog" are.

I'm sure it could be easily added to the blacklist, but it isn't, so I assume it's OK.  However, there is probably a graphic usage bordering on pornographic that would be unacceptable.  So, it's a special case depending on usage and context, as far as I can tell.

It doesn't make much sense, but who cares.  Just un de ces règles du jeu.  There's always Morse code, I but I think it's a piker's game to use a decoder:  do it by hand, or do an XOR code by hand.

Regards,

















not_sxrxbjx

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 02:31:45 AM

..-. -- .-..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 04, 2021, 04:56:25 AM

Quote from: lelle on July 03, 2021, 11:40:12 PM

Heeeeey how do you make your font different??

He's using a typewriter of course!

Quote from: j_tour on July 03, 2021, 02:28:33 PM

..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / .- / .- .-.. .-.. / .-. .. --. .... - / .... . .-. / -. .- -- . / .. ... / .--- .- -. .. -.-. . --..-- / .- -. -.. / .. .----. .-.. .-.. / .-. . .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / - .. .-. . -.. / --- ..-. / .--. .-.. .- -.-- .. -. --. / --. .- -- . ... / .-- .. - .... / .... . .-. .-.-.- / .- -. -.. --..-- / -.-- . ... --..-- / - .... .- - .----. ... / .- / .-. . .- .-.. / .--. . .-. ... --- -. / .. .-. .-.. .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / -... ..- .-.. .-.. ... .... .. - .-.-.-

Hahah we were just being playfully mean :P Is there a word for that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 05:12:39 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 04, 2021, 04:56:25 AM

Hahah we were just being playfully mean :P Is there a word for that?

No, it's not a problem.  Yes, my gal is speaking to me again, IRL, but one admits it's a lot of drama, and I'm not looking for a relationship IRL now.   She's not going to be my girl:  I've decided.  It's too frustrating and generally incompatible.

Women and me....it's too hot and too out of control.  So, I just hack around at the keyboard and try to maintain an even keel.

I've already caught that show, know what I mean?

That's probably why I'm always hanging around here, talking loud and saying nothing, to borrow a phrase from James Brown.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 04, 2021, 05:30:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 05:12:39 AM

No, it's not a problem.  Yes, my gal is speaking to me again, IRL, but one admits it's a lot of drama, and I'm not looking for a relationship IRL now.   She's not going to be my girl:  I've decided.  It's too frustrating and generally incompatible.

Women and me....it's too hot and too out of control.  So, I just hack around at the keyboard and try to maintain an even keel.

I've been with the same person 21 years so don't really remember what its like being single. I do remember I was content being single, it's a good life but it's not challenging enough. When two become one you no longer are the same person, I think thats good but terrifying for some people :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 06:55:47 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 04, 2021, 05:30:08 AM

When two become one you no longer are the same person, I think thats good but terrifying for some people :)

Yeah.  I already caught that show.  Never again.

Why?  I need control over my dreams, my creative life.  Interiority has a funny way of disappearing when living in a paramour's pockets all the time, and vice versa.

But it can be very convenient, and also sometimes irresistible.

It takes a very special couple to be able to support and enhance the life of the mind, or the life of expression in the arts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2021, 01:48:58 PM

I kind of wonder if I need to find someone who does have a genuine love of music in order to be happy. I also think that narrows my list of 'potentials' down greatly.

 :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 04:19:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2021, 01:48:58 PM

I kind of wonder if I need to find someone who does have a genuine love of music in order to be happy. I also think that narrows my list of 'potentials' down greatly.

 :-\

Possibly.  But it can be rewarding to introduce a partner or a good friend to "the good stuff" in music, I find. 

Just so long as they don't have any really offensive, objectionable tastes.  Wesley Willis in small doses could be OK, but not blasting in the background. 

I wouldn't bother with a possible mate who had execrable taste in music:  not worth it.  Indicates an immoral, deviant mind.

(https://i.ibb.co/1bBvPKS/Screenshot-2021-07-04-11-06-16.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2021, 12:05:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 04, 2021, 04:19:06 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/1bBvPKS/Screenshot-2021-07-04-11-06-16.png)

Okay - let's make a rule here for the others to follow. While usually we have posted some racy, saucy, illicit, biased images in the past making fun or religion, sex and weird fetishes...

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES do we post pictures of Yoko Ono. We'd like at least a small sliver of civility here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 05, 2021, 01:06:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2021, 12:05:15 AM

We'd like at least a small sliver of civility here.

And where is your fancy typeface, young man?

And I cannot help but notice you have failed to sign your posts, like a gentleman.























Regards,





no_sxrxbjx

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2021, 12:58:04 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 05, 2021, 01:06:43 AM

And where is your fancy typeface, young man?

Meh - it's took much work. It doesn't make the text any better or infer any deeper meaning to the words.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 05, 2021, 02:41:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2021, 12:58:04 PM

infer any deeper meaning to the words.

Uh huh.  Sure.


Best,

asxrxbxc

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2021, 01:57:35 AM

Speaking of asxrxbxc... he's been rather quiet of late. Maybe he has slinked off into the darkness, never to be seen again?

Hopefully.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 06, 2021, 02:02:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2021, 01:57:35 AM

Speaking of asxrxbxc... he's been rather quiet of late. Maybe he has slinked off into the darkness, never to be seen again?

Hopefully.

Young man, someone ought to take a switch to your backside.

You do use the often abused sentence adverb "hopefully" correctly, which surprised me indeed.

It's very confusing.  That's batting 0.500, which is almost superhuman.

Here's something to cheer you up.

Quote from: from some girl

Probably won't see you around much. Not angry with you. But I'm not available for all I've been getting from you. You're an intelligent person just perhaps not so much emotionally. It's hard work. I can't help you with that. Please respectfully leave be. I was busy being an idiot on my birthday. And then spent time with my mother for her's to periodically get these low level agro texts. Was kinda real bullshit. Again I'm not mad but am not dealing with it. I've done nothing wrong and won't make excuses or explain myself to you or any *** one. Please leave me alone. I gotta work and getting these messages aren't doing anything for you. Take care of yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2021, 06:03:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 06, 2021, 02:02:30 AM

You do use the often abused sentence adverb "hopefully" correctly, which surprised me indeed.

Hope can be a good thing. It keeps us in a positive mindset, and has nothing to do with believing in a false deity.

What's wrong with a little hope? Despite the fact that we've just passed 4,000,000 deaths due to COVID, we're all trying to see things through and trust that we and our loved ones will survive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 06, 2021, 11:03:44 AM

Here! Have some Beethoven. I mean toilets.... or Beethoven? What's the difference?
(https://preview.redd.it/6efpwjy3i1971.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=de961fdd4f7d65b79793c7b0f6a51f0481c66c20)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 06, 2021, 12:45:09 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 06, 2021, 11:03:44 AM

Here! Have some Beethoven. I mean toilets.... or Beethoven? What's the difference?

One of those toilets gave me crabs, that's what. 

Beethoven's dead:  he didn't give me sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2021, 02:32:03 AM

First J_Tour insults the forum by plastering pictures of Yoko Ono, and now Lostinidlewonder posts crap about the music of Beethoven???

I wonder if you really love music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2021, 02:41:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2021, 02:32:03 AM

First J_Tour insults the forum by plastering pictures of Yoko Ono, and now Lostinidlewonder posts crap about the music of Beethoven???

Yeah, blah blah blah, Festivus, whatever. 

Where are your feats of strength?  And your record of STDs?  Challenges met, and obstacles overcome? 

Exactly.  I didn't think so.

Crabs make the man.

Beethoven?  What are you five hundred years old or something?  That's really ancient music.











Best,
















asxrxbjx

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 07, 2021, 05:19:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2021, 02:32:03 AM

First J_Tour insults the forum by plastering pictures of Yoko Ono, and now Lostinidlewonder posts crap about the music of Beethoven???

I wonder if you really love music.

I knew Beethoven and toilets would break you  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 07, 2021, 02:45:20 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/566750/86316567.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2021, 02:50:23 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 07, 2021, 05:19:55 AM

I knew Beethoven and toilets would break you  ;D

The Bob will break him.

Here's so the little man won't be so scared any more of that bad woman.

(https://i.ibb.co/bXdVWzQ/Portrait-of-YO.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2021, 03:10:53 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 07, 2021, 02:45:20 PM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/566750/86316567.jpg)

You almost broke me, but then you posted that lovely picture of the owl...

All is forgiven.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 08, 2021, 08:26:03 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2021, 03:11:23 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/c2xLQ8R/Screenshot-2021-07-04-09-45-38.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2021, 03:23:04 PM

Ray Liotta is a *** underrated actor - and one of the best frankly.

Can't believe he's never won an Oscar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 01:03:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2021, 03:23:04 PM

Ray Liotta is a *** underrated actor - and one of the best frankly.

But does he have tattooed eyes?

My gal does and she doesn't have a man's name

FML.

I gotta remind my brother to keep stirring the sauce, and then I have to get these silencers over from Jimmie that I know he won't want, and then over to Pittsburgh like it's a day trip and get those over and I've got those veal cutlets that gotta be cut just right, and then I've got to see Janice whose front end is more than her back end if you know what I mean, and then go back and see if Janice is all right and then see Jimmie if he's not pissed off still about what he had to do to Morrie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2021, 01:47:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 01:03:53 AM

But does he have tattooed eyes?

No... of course not. That can lead to serious loss of sight or blindness. What type of TWAT would tattoo their eyes???

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/mcs/media/images/80303000/jpg/_80303670_jbarnum_ap624.jpg)

Okay, I mean what type of civilised, NORMAL person would want to tattoo their eyes?

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 01:03:53 AM

I gotta remind my brother to keep stirring the sauce, and then I have to get these silencers over from Jimmie that I know he won't want, and then over to Pittsburgh like it's a day trip and get those over and I've got those veal cutlets that gotta be cut just right, and then I've got to see Janice whose front end is more than her back end if you know what I mean, and then go back and see if Janice is all right and then see Jimmie if he's not pissed off still about what he had to do to Morrie.

Another brilliant J_Tour rant as usual... saying an entire paragraph that says NOTHING at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 02:46:13 AM

Don't be getting all high on your delta prime, old bean.

(https://www.uploadmegaquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/Goodfellas-Stir-The-Sauce-Quote-Twitter-1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2021, 03:09:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 02:46:13 AM

(https://www.uploadmegaquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/Goodfellas-Stir-The-Sauce-Quote-Twitter-1.gif)

I'll give you credit - I haven't seen that clip before. Maybe Liotta doesn't deserve that Oscar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 07:39:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2021, 03:09:59 PM

I'll give you credit - I haven't seen that clip before. Maybe Liotta doesn't deserve that Oscar.

Goddamned right, ***.

You want to walk back that "nonsense word salad," slugger?  It's called a "pastiche," regardless of how well it's executed.

Never mind.  I'm on team Djokovic.  Mirabile dictu, but Federer is riding off into the sunset.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2021, 11:18:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 07:39:13 PM

Never mind.  I'm on team Djokovic.  Mirabile dictu, but Federer is riding off into the sunset.

I see you've dumped typing in your usual font... is it late at night that you forgot, or you just couldn't care anymore???

And anyway... Tennis is boring. All they do is try to hit it back and forth to each other until one person accidentally sneezes or blinks and loses track of the ball.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 11:33:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2021, 11:18:56 PM

I see you've dumped typing in your usual font... is it late at night that you forgot, or you just couldn't care anymore???

No.  It was a ruse. 

Anyway, I had a lot of stuff to do.

I had to start braising the beef, pork butt, and veal shanks in the tomato sauce. It was Michael’s favorite, I was making zitti with the meat gravy and I was planning to roast some peppers over the flames and I was gonna put on some string beans with some olive oil and garlic and I had some beautiful cutlets that were cut just right that I was gonna fry up for before dinner just as an appetizer.  My plan was to start the dinner early, so Karen and I could go unload the guns that Jimmy didn't want, and get the package for Judy to take to Atlanta later that night.

On top of having done that I have to still bask in my glory over defeating that woman I know and enjoy my victory, played by my own rules.

A Pyrrhic victory, but, still, I won.

They're will be others.  Just don't kiss them on the mouth.  That's my new rule.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2021, 03:33:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2021, 11:33:53 PM

I had to start braising the beef, pork butt, and veal shanks in the tomato sauce. It was Michael’s favorite, I was making zitti with the meat gravy and I was planning to roast some peppers over the flames and I was gonna put on some string beans with some olive oil and garlic and I had some beautiful cutlets that were cut just right that I was gonna fry up for before dinner just as an appetizer.  My plan was to start the dinner early, so Karen and I could go unload the guns that Jimmy didn't want, and get the package for Judy to take to Atlanta later that night.

I don't know where you come up with this sh*t... have you thought of writing a book???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 10, 2021, 05:12:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 10, 2021, 03:33:22 PM

I don't know where you come up with this sh*t... have you thought of writing a book???

That's a lot of effort, man.  It would cut down on my pool playing and beer drinking time.  Can't have it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2021, 12:38:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 10, 2021, 05:12:35 PM

That's a lot of effort, man.  It would cut down on my pool playing and beer drinking time.  Can't have it.

Maybe, but you can still write a book and drink beer at the same time. And anyway, Pool's not that fun. It's like trying to cheat people into understanding physics while hitting balls into holes.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/69582002/time-to-put-balls-in-holes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2021, 01:58:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2021, 12:38:30 AM

And anyway, Pool's not that fun. It's like trying to cheat people into understanding physics while hitting balls into holes.

That's the way bikers and hillbillies play pool.  Banging balls into little pockets.  That's not the way the game is played, son.

And it's a good way to pick up acquire pregnant dogs, as well as being a cerebral, physical test of skill and subtlety.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2021, 07:44:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2021, 01:58:36 AM

And it's a good way to pick up acquire pregnant dogs, as well as being a cerebral, physical test of skill and subtlety.

Sure... that's what women look for in a man. A guy who can hold a long, stiff, erect, shaft of wood in their hands as they try to knock a white ball into a hole.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2021, 03:10:58 PM

Right.  All women are rock hos and all men are bogans, is what you're saying, I suppose.  Maybe you should up your game.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/jack/jack2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2021, 03:34:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2021, 03:10:58 PM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/jack/jack2.jpg)

I am beginning to see why you have trouble attracting the right woman J_Tour if that's your personal ad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2021, 04:16:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2021, 03:34:25 PM

I am beginning to see why you have trouble attracting the right woman J_Tour if that's your personal ad.

Nonsense.  I attract the right women.  It's easy.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Dating.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2021, 12:26:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2021, 04:16:45 PM

Nonsense.  I attract the right women.  It's easy.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Dating.jpg)

Mmm... because what women doesn't love seeing that scrawled on a cubicle wall or stand in the ladies bathroom.

My question is, how did you get into the ladies restrooms to chisel that onto the walls in the first place?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2021, 01:53:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2021, 12:26:47 AM

Mmm... because what women doesn't love seeing that scrawled on a cubicle wall or stand in the ladies bathroom.

My question is, how did you get into the ladies restrooms to chisel that onto the walls in the first place?!?

I'm allowed.  A little cross-dressing, a little careful application of tape to the wang, a nice wig.

I'm the ladies' crapper's best customer.

I make it smell like man musk and meat:  the ladies love it, but they'll never know!

I know you know what I'm talking about:  it's OK.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/confess.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2021, 02:28:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 12, 2021, 01:53:44 AM

I'm allowed.  A little cross-dressing, a little careful application of tape to the wang, a nice wig.

I'm the ladies' crapper's best customer.

I make it smell like man musk and meat:  the ladies love it, but they'll never know!

I know you know what I'm talking about:  it's OK.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/confess.jpg)

I dread to think what happens in your dark, sordid little mind...

(https://440kdn2uk4za2oqlvw22oj91-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/horrified-face-thriller.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2021, 02:32:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2021, 02:28:57 AM

I dread to think what happens in your dark, sordid little mind...

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Butter.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2021, 07:31:43 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmTSe99WYAAGIEy.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2021, 02:13:58 PM

It's not a lie, if you believe it.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/For-Sale-Liposuction.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2021, 03:49:27 PM

All I can imagine when I see that is you standing with a rag soaked in chloroform in one hand, and a scalpel in the other.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 13, 2021, 12:49:04 AM

*Bob protects the final post on the thread.*

*And Bob knows the mp4 won't post anyway.*

https://i.imgur.com/PU0zV5q.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2021, 12:55:32 AM

Stop!  I only did two of the things on my list today.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Sell-More-Weed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2021, 01:19:56 AM

No wonder you have so much time to post on here, if that's all you do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2021, 02:23:27 AM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Free-Sex-In-The-Mouth.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2021, 05:40:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2021, 02:23:27 AM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Free-Sex-In-The-Mouth.jpg)

I love how you post pictures like this, while having a signature that says:

Quote

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America.  Bad word make me sad.

So ironic. So bad words make you sad???

Well...

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jePtjFKjUnY/VmBiY2wo7-I/AAAAAAAAC_A/W-GV6A7FL20/s1600/***-you.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2021, 01:42:36 PM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Recycle.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 13, 2021, 03:05:42 PM

The loveheart really takes away the brutality of the message and makes it perfectly okay.

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2021, 04:00:32 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2021, 02:30:09 AM

CHRIST... at the speed he reads the weather report - I'm not surprised it wasn't already the 14th July when he finished talking.

(Also... who the *** is David Lynch, and what Meteorological qualifications does he have?)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2021, 01:35:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2021, 02:30:09 AM

(Also... who the *** is David Lynch, and what Meteorological qualifications does he have?)

You're the disease.  And I'm the cure.  Also brush and floss your teeth more than once a day, slacker.

(https://i.ibb.co/n3yv469/Copra1986album.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 14, 2021, 10:47:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 14, 2021, 01:35:11 PM

Wow... just in time. David Lynch had just finished informing me about yesterdays weather.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 14, 2021, 11:00:11 PM

I wonder whether the wether should be out in this weather?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2021, 11:06:55 PM

Uncle Meat says not to worry about it.

(https://i.ibb.co/mbhhcbx/211977797-10226515646815385-2187382158842550394-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 14, 2021, 11:17:32 PM

One of the most interesting chords you can play with your LH.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 15, 2021, 01:03:03 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 14, 2021, 11:17:32 PM

One of the most interesting chords you can play with your LH.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/mongo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 15, 2021, 01:21:57 AM

Mr Santamaria used to dail a lot of numbers by the looks of the bandages on fingers. At least with the internet we can make free calls now. People should just not accept reverse charges then they won't have to bother with self help groups.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2021, 05:17:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 14, 2021, 11:06:55 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/mbhhcbx/211977797-10226515646815385-2187382158842550394-n.jpg)

Mmm... No. 5 definitely. While most people think that rare is better, I prefer my meat to be completely and utterly DEAD!!!

No way you can get salmonella.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 15, 2021, 06:49:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2021, 05:17:43 AM

Mmm... No. 5 definitely.

I find the pinky more useful than the ring finger, therefore I cook the latter the most, depriving it of its sanguine essence.

(https://i.ibb.co/LJbW1wg/217495304-1463426780667203-3948180222311316265-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 15, 2021, 09:34:03 AM

I prefer to poke peoples eyes out with 2 and 3.

Or just 2 is pretty funny too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 15, 2021, 03:07:50 PM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/meato.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on July 15, 2021, 06:39:32 PM

Ego trip, for another  of Darwin's  failures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 15, 2021, 08:31:22 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 15, 2021, 11:20:57 PM

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TautBriefIrishdraughthorse-mobile.mp4


I'm not even trying with that one.  Why is it always an mp4...?  I'm not looking for another one.  The site needs to be function with mp4s.

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/d591623c9a16e971268f60e375aa82de/tenor.gif?itemid=13138796)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2021, 01:08:57 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 15, 2021, 11:20:57 PM

The site needs to be function with mp4s.

(https://i.ibb.co/jkk246n/opra-what.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2021, 01:29:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 15, 2021, 08:31:22 PM

Okay - we don't need one of these a day... Hell, we don't need one of these... EVER!

I don't know why David Lynch is doing weather forecasts... SERIOUSLY!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2021, 08:31:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2021, 01:29:53 AM

Okay - we don't need one of these a day.

Eat one.  Every day. 

You must consume a David Lynch weather report.

Each day. 

Eat it.

Eat the weather report, then expel it from your bowels.

Be the weather report you'd like to see.  Be the change you'd like from a weather report.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2021, 09:00:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2021, 08:31:43 AM

Eat the weather report, then expel it from your bowels.

Be the weather report you'd like to see.  Be the change you'd like from a weather report.

Oh I'm sorry, I was confused. I thought the video was the end result of someone expelling it from their bowels.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2021, 03:05:14 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2021, 11:45:38 PM

(https://www.davidbrentquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/1eh4w3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 12:11:16 AM

What are you a commie or something?  It's David Lynch spreading the message of joy through factual reports of the weather in UTC -7.

(https://i.ibb.co/Sntmwzz/giphy.gif)

Besides, do you see what I'm forced to drink?  Misercordia, you donkey.  Show some compassion, you villain.

(https://i.ibb.co/fq1gbtm/20210716-155546.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 17, 2021, 02:56:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2021, 01:08:57 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/jkk246n/opra-what.gif)

(https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/4c03406967e0310c184efb7707896fe0?width=1280)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2021, 03:08:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 12:11:16 AM

What are you a commie or something?  It's David Lynch spreading the message of joy through factual reports of the weather in UTC -7.

(https://i.ibb.co/Sntmwzz/giphy.gif)

Besides, do you see what I'm forced to drink?  Misercordia, you donkey.  Show some compassion, you villain.

(https://i.ibb.co/fq1gbtm/20210716-155546.jpg)

(https://i.gifer.com/BJv.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 03:41:19 AM

Some person:

(https://i.ibb.co/NjqzCDN/baggage.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 17, 2021, 06:56:51 AM

"You have to accept"

That's when it gets fun, let's talk about exactly what you mean by "accept".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2021, 09:38:05 AM

Yeah, I prefer to live in denial.

I don't have to accept anything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 01:27:51 PM

The Karen requires it.  Succumb and accept its very real, large, huge concerns, baggage, requirements.

You are to accept The Karen or you will summon The Supervisor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2021, 02:24:56 PM

Ooooooh, the Supervisor...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f468efc8853de0422a7f1f7839e8237b/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 03:12:54 PM

Laugh a while you can, monkey boy!

(https://i.ibb.co/XyXfCsv/4jp6chuuemb71.jpg)

/* edit.  Oh, almost forgot, before it's midnight: 

*/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 17, 2021, 05:35:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2021, 01:08:57 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/jkk246n/opra-what.gif)

This is an mp4 URL.  It doesn't like function like the gif you embedded.  The site should be able to display embedded mp4 files like this.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TautBriefIrishdraughthorse-mobile.mp4

(https://previews.123rf.com/images/robinatz/robinatz2001/robinatz200100040/137125207-happy-new-year-2021-with-loading-to-up-2022-green-led-neon-digital-time-style-progress-bar-almost-re.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 10:01:56 PM

Quote from: Bob on July 17, 2021, 05:35:18 PM

This is an mp4 URL.  It doesn't like function like the gif you embedded.  The site should be able to display embedded mp4 files like this.

Yes, I understand that.  For once I won't be sarcastic or engage in elder abuse, but so the site doesn't play nice with random mp4 files?

Do you think it's Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie and an élite squad of hackers who put the forum together? 

No, it's a packaged bit of kit.

For all I know there may be some good reasons that mp4s from unknown entities are not automatically played, as youtube videos typically are or small gif "memes."

Since imgur is no longer an acceptable hosting site for short videos, the options are somewhat limited as to free, widely accepted video hosting.  You could upload your .mp4 to youtube and link to that, and the board would embed it correctly.

You could, as well, convert the mp4 to a standard gif file using a bunch of layers in some software like the GIMP or whatever, but I wouldn't do that.

I don't like defending an institution from the "little guy," but I suppose the decision was made by the creators of the board software, which I guarantee is not anyone involved in this site, behind the scenes.

And, Laura Palmer, she's full of secrets. 

Garmanbozia to you too, pal.










HEY!  Bob!








Where are you Bob?










I think I see a little dirt under that fingernail, right there.









BOB!










You still there?












Let's rock!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2021, 03:08:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 17, 2021, 10:01:56 PM

Yes, I understand that.  For once I won't be sarcastic or engage in elder abuse, but so the site doesn't play nice with random mp4 files?

For all I know there may be some good reasons that mp4s from unknown entities are not automatically played, as youtube videos typically are or small gif "memes."

You gotta admit though - if we could add in MP4's, it would add a whole new dimension to our thread here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 18, 2021, 03:21:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2021, 03:08:20 AM

You gotta admit though - if we could add in MP4's, it would add a whole new dimension to our thread here.

Bob.  Bob.  Kindly Bob.  Fond Bob.

What in the hell kind of dodgy mp4 are you trying to sneak on this family-friendly message board?

Tut tut.

I won't stand for it! 



(https://i.ibb.co/FJpmm99/216845267-2938860226360642-342133949260067969-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 18, 2021, 03:31:02 AM

Oh, you aren't Bob.






Where's Bob?????






Where is he?????

(https://i.ibb.co/RTsMJSF/Taut-Brief-Irishdraughthorse-mobile.gif)

Yob, the board doesn't take mp4.  So what?

Si señor, the board, she only take the gif, mang!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2021, 06:17:29 AM

Don't worry, Bob is safe and sound. No need to worry.

Bob will show his face eventually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 18, 2021, 01:49:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2021, 06:17:29 AM

Don't worry, Bob is safe and sound. No need to worry.

Bob will show his face eventually.

Here kitty kitty!  Here kitty kitty!

(https://i.ibb.co/nscn80w/a51czxoavgb71.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2021, 02:12:00 PM

It may surprise you J_Tour to know...

...that Bob, is NOT a cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 18, 2021, 02:40:05 PM

I know that.  I was just trying to piss you off with a cat picture.

Go watch a movie or something:  it's still an hour or so until David Lynch releases his weather report for today.

(https://i.ibb.co/rp4qss1/213579586-10165486722880788-5013804875850196853-n.jpg)













wait for it













wait for it










BOOYA!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 18, 2021, 08:47:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2021, 02:12:00 PM

It may surprise you J_Tour to know...

...that Bob, is NOT a cat.

I'm here... live.  I'm not a cat.

(https://cdn.musebycl.io/2021-02/mikes-cat-hed-2021_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 01:42:55 AM

Okay J_Tour, you'd posted like 5 David Lynch videos now. Keep your material fresh and new.

Otherwise you're like that sad old comedian who holds onto his material from 20 years ago, hoping to just ride the wave of fame on his one-hit wonder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 02:07:29 AM

I'd be a terrible person....errrr.....it wouldn't be right to deprive the world of the daily weather report.

That would be wrong.

Besides, you can gloat that you're technically "ahead" of the United States and Europe and the UK, temporally speaking, and view it as a message from the not-so-distant past.

And Bob is so a cat:  he just said so.  One must read between the lines.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 01:42:55 AM

Otherwise you're like that sad old comedian who holds onto his material from 20 years ago, hoping to just ride the wave of fame on his one-hit wonder.

Like your hero Jerry Seinfeld?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 05:03:57 AM

[Wearing sunglasses indoors is not a viable option. A 2015 study published in Elsevier Survey of Ophthalmology concluded that, “the use of sunglasses indoors must be strongly discouraged. By wearing dark sunglasses indoors, patients are dark adapting their retinas and aggravating their sensitivity to light.”]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 05:23:34 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 05:03:57 AM

[Wearing sunglasses indoors is not a viable option. A 2015 study published in Elsevier Survey of Ophthalmology concluded that, “the use of sunglasses indoors must be strongly discouraged. By wearing dark sunglasses indoors, patients are dark adapting their retinas and aggravating their sensitivity to light.”]

Tell that to Jake and Elwood, man!

I think the Survey of Opthalmology must have comprised a bunch of squares.

NERRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!

Also........I'm Batman.

(https://i.ibb.co/rZjNDZt/217911388-10100390871063408-3239991873257468552-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 05:56:24 AM

You should stop drawing on mummy's mirror.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 07:11:18 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 05:03:57 AM

[Wearing sunglasses indoors is not a viable option. A 2015 study published in Elsevier Survey of Ophthalmology concluded that, “the use of sunglasses indoors must be strongly discouraged. By wearing dark sunglasses indoors, patients are dark adapting their retinas and aggravating their sensitivity to light.”]

Don't be as bad as those arseholes who sign up to the forum and just copy-paste a previous thread or message. That's just low.

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 02:07:29 AM

I'd be a terrible person....errrr.....it wouldn't be right to deprive the world of the daily weather report.

Yes, but it has no relevance. I bet you don't even live in the same city or state as him, so what relevance is it to you?

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 02:07:29 AM

Like your hero Jerry Seinfeld?

He's moved onto other things. Have you NOT seen Coffee with comedians in cars??? Several seasons, and he's still just living life normally since he's still raking in money from Seinfeld re-runs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 11:22:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 07:11:18 AM

Don't be as bad as those arseholes who sign up to the forum and just copy-paste a previous thread or message. That's just low.

It still wins :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 12:32:45 PM

You people are doing it all wrong.  May you follow this advice the rest of your days.

(https://i.ibb.co/XF45Twm/dvkptahcdia71.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 12:58:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 12:32:45 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/XF45Twm/dvkptahcdia71.jpg)

People that come up with sh*t like this... need to be sterilised so that they may not pass on their stupidity to other generations.

Hopefully in 50-100 years, stupid people may finally one day be extinct and a new era of mankind can hold their head up high, and no longer have to watch idiotic videos on YouTube of people doing failed 'Grinds' which end them up in hospital because they slid off and injured their crotch (incidentally possibly doing the same job as sterilising themselves), or people who think it's funny to try and chip-shot a golf ball into their friends mouth.

I dream that this can ultimately happen... one day.

Also, hopefully those fuckheads at DudePerfect will all be dead, and no one will give a sh*t anymore that they filmed 317 attempts trying to kick a Basketball into a hoop from 100 yards away, and the one time they actually do it - they run around like drunken fratboys with their crotch on fire, who seem to have nothing else fulfilling in their lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 01:16:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 12:58:25 PM

blah blah blah something something yes I know people are idiots that's why it's funny blah blah blah

Yes.  But I'm Batman.  And my crotch is on fire.  I blame sorcery.  And the town pump.  Possibly spicy foods.

(https://i.ibb.co/yn94GRY/214411457-1439160636432833-2077171252330375773-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 02:19:30 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 12:32:45 PM

You people are doing it all wrong.  May you follow this advice the rest of your days.

(https://i.ibb.co/XF45Twm/dvkptahcdia71.jpg)

Stairs don't like to be used, they have feeling as well you know. UFOs are real you know too. Just use UFOs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 03:06:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 01:16:06 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/yn94GRY/214411457-1439160636432833-2077171252330375773-n.jpg)

And thus... Exhibit A, about what is wrong with the world.

And if your crotch is on fire... I would happily put it out for you...

...with a mallet...

...that nails glued to the surface of it...

...and if the mallet was covered with flesh-eating bacteria...

On second thought... I'd rather just see you writhe around in agony.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 03:36:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2021, 03:06:46 PM

On second thought... I'd rather just see you writhe around in agony.

You, sir, are no gentleman.  For that you must suffer.

And also, I am not Batman.  I am Supercrotch.  From the future.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2021, 02:19:30 PM

Stairs don't like to be used, they have feeling as well you know. UFOs are real you know too. Just use UFOs.

I know nothing!  And I welcome the aliens who come in peace but wield great retributive powers.  With their gray, flaccid bodies, elongated skulls, and dark eyes.  They are the resurrection of the dead and herald a time of final judgment and recompense.

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Chelsea-Pray-in-Mind.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2021, 12:04:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 03:36:54 PM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/Chelsea-Pray-in-Mind.jpg)

Seriously... where in THE HOLY ***... do you find this stuff???

I know the internet is a dark, dark place - but there are places that I dare not venture, but somehow you paddle in their filth and embrace the darkness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 12:28:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 19, 2021, 03:36:54 PM

And I welcome the aliens who come in peace but wield great retributive powers.  With their gray, flaccid bodies, elongated skulls, and dark eyes.  They are the resurrection of the dead and herald a time of final judgment and recompense.

Don't be impressed by shiny objects, they're just there to distract you. What is contained inside will be meant for misuse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2021, 12:41:17 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 12:28:54 AM

Don't be impressed by shiny objects, they're just there to distract you. What is contained inside will be meant for misuse.

HEY.  Hey Bob.  Bob.


Hey!


Hey Bob!

Bob!


Hey!

Just said "full of secrets."

Yeah?

I know.

Hey!

Hey!

HEY!

Hey Bob.

Full of secrets.

(https://i.ibb.co/Mct94XQ/blblblbl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 01:19:19 AM

Are you bobbing in a vat of oil or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2021, 02:19:42 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 01:19:19 AM

Are you bobbing in a vat of oil or something?

It is called preparation for a confit, and it is to be very special preparation undertaking as it must over several of the weeks, she must, the leg, be submerged.

You anglo people do not know but how to boil the bunnies in the water and serve it to guests!  Astonishing, anyone would say, even school childs from the small towns. 

Poirot?  Yes, he is of not this land, but the other, but even he know, which end to boiling the eggs.

Yes?  You see even that the English in short video, yes, she know, you must use the fork.

Final point! 

No.  Counter points?  There is none! 

(https://i.ibb.co/LR7TSG1/217297312-10208886689401161-2690900391237415464-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 02:33:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 20, 2021, 02:19:42 AM

You anglo people do not know but how to boil the bunnies in the water and serve it to guests!

I don't have anglo blood in me but I like their language. Rabbit starvation is a real thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2021, 03:03:04 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 02:33:12 AM

I don't have anglo blood in me but I like their language. Rabbit starvation is a real thing.

Rabbits are peasant food. 

Dine upon the regal equine member, filled with sinew and strength, thou knave, and be still with thy protuberant visage.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 05:41:51 AM

I think you should just stick to Fish Sticks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2021, 09:46:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 20, 2021, 02:19:42 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/LR7TSG1/217297312-10208886689401161-2690900391237415464-n.jpg)

FAKE... If you're going to post an image - make sure it's factual first for goodness sake.

https://www.hoaxorfact.com/pranks/florida-man-dies-attempting-to-microwave-a-microwave.html

Now this however, is a perfectly satirical version of the news.

I laughed my sorry arse off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2021, 01:44:19 PM

Drink a few bottles of this.  It's medicine.  Good for you.



(https://i.ibb.co/jhQQD0T/5ff14f4d-328e-4596-9e7b-f34c9ceeb511-1-2f6a68b641be85905410ca30e9704418.jpg)

Wait a minute....  Forgot something.....























Now the day can begin or whatever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2021, 10:52:10 PM

Yeah I think whatever most likely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2021, 11:46:18 PM

You DO realise I only ever played the first David Lynch video, and haven't touched the others - and REFUSE to.

You can post one every day, but know deep down that NO ONE is watching it here on this board.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 12:13:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2021, 11:46:18 PM

You DO realise I only ever played the first David Lynch video, and haven't touched the others - and REFUSE to.

You can post one every day, but know deep down that NO ONE is watching it here on this board.

But the child must live!

And I watch the child.

I satisfy myself with great draughts of pleasantry.

You may go now, you despicable entrail, and sin no more.

And you've not taken your medicine. 

I can tell.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2021, 02:36:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 12:13:59 AM

You may go now, you despicable entrail, and sin no more.

Where's the fun in that... I like to sin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 02:57:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2021, 02:36:55 AM

Where's the fun in that... I like to sin.

Then you must perish!  In the flames of hell!

(https://i.ibb.co/N2Lbk00/217572253-2204215819721209-2335974975952771463-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2021, 03:21:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 02:57:31 AM

Then you must perish!  In the flames of hell!

(https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/6371905-Steven-Wright-Quote-If-warm-air-rises-Heaven-could-be-hotter-than.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 03:43:37 AM

“My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.”

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 21, 2021, 04:30:10 AM

Try eating them without the package on, then they wont have to spent so much time picking out the plastic between your teeth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2021, 08:18:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 03:43:37 AM

“My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.”

My Dental hygienist is in her 50's, so there's no real appeal.

However, my optometrist said to me in my first appointment that I had a really lovely macula.

I knew she was a genuine professional right there, right then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2021, 11:44:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2021, 08:18:23 AM

However, my optometrist said to me in my first appointment that I had a really lovely macula.

That's an unfortunate term of art, if you know what it means in latin.

My optometrist is really cute.  So before I go in for an exam, I put a few drops of liquid acid in each eye in order to confuse her.











wait for it









boo-ya.  It's howdy doody pregnant cat time!
 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 21, 2021, 10:16:58 PM

(https://www.cancertodaymag.org/PublishingImages/issues/2020-2021%20Winter/Home%20and%20Landing%20Pages/15-health-nuts-1500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2021, 12:19:06 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2021, 10:16:58 PM

(https://www.cancertodaymag.org/PublishingImages/issues/2020-2021%20Winter/Home%20and%20Landing%20Pages/15-health-nuts-1500.jpg)

That ain't no garmanbozia like I never seen, I tell you what. 

Here, rebuild my Wurlitzer 700A, boy.  And none of that sass mouth neither.

(https://i.ibb.co/VYb7JZy/Curryntine-Wurli-200-48-800x533.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2021, 10:11:58 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 21, 2021, 10:16:58 PM

(https://www.cancertodaymag.org/PublishingImages/issues/2020-2021%20Winter/Home%20and%20Landing%20Pages/15-health-nuts-1500.jpg)

NO... Not cashews - I'm allergic to cashews... my throats... clos....







...must reach... for...








...epipen...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 22, 2021, 11:32:29 AM

Did you know that processing cashews is dangerous work, very poisonous.

(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/SEI_50704798.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2021, 12:25:39 PM

Seriously??? Damn, that sh*t looks messed up. I could make a joke about slave labour and child workers... but I'm not sure how everyone would look at me after that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2021, 03:01:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2021, 12:25:39 PM

Seriously??? Damn, that sh*t looks messed up. I could make a joke about slave labour and child workers... but I'm not sure how everyone would look at me after that.

A priest and a rabbi are walking along and they find an unconscious.....

Better save that one for later.  Or perhaps never.




Wait for it.....




Wait......


Patience.......




BAM mofos!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2021, 09:25:16 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/LgBLptF/BAM-***.jpg)

Ad block.. ain't it a beautiful thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2021, 01:36:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2021, 09:25:16 AM

What?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2021, 03:13:44 PM

I said...

(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000127888315-p1zyoc-t500x500.jpg)



 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2021, 03:18:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2021, 03:13:44 PM

I said...

What?  Speak up, sonny. I've got chords to learn on that git-fiddle.

(https://i.ibb.co/7JDRbNZ/funnyval1.gif)

And also.....










wait for it......












keep waiting........



BAM!  Right in the face, beyatch!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2021, 12:50:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 23, 2021, 03:18:35 PM

Okay - this is just getting sad now. You've run out of material J_Tour and you have nothing else to post.

How about you sit in your lonely corner and watch your crumby videos about what the whether will be like in whatever part of the world David Lynch bloody well lives.

As for the rest of the world, we'll be doing something interesting that caring about some old dude who seems to think he can make a channel based upon telling people what the *** weather is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 24, 2021, 05:30:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2021, 12:50:23 AM

Okay

What?  You people with your little ideas and such. 

Might as well go ahead and



















(https://i.ibb.co/0y88xCD/2b4f2a4f906db4a5aaacf7c63a73109d.jpg)[/url]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2021, 11:57:07 AM

...and Retire???

Post more fricking videos of sad old dudes who seem to think that the weather is worth creating a channel over???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 24, 2021, 09:13:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2021, 11:57:07 AM

...and Retire???

Post more fricking videos of sad old dudes who seem to think that the weather is worth creating a channel over???

Yeah, good luck with your f^^%^&& a&^^* Rach*^&*(( fa&^%^** sof*^** limp*^^** di*&^** bulls&^**.

Did you?.

 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 25, 2021, 02:09:16 AM

(https://softyfactory.in/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/6-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 25, 2021, 02:11:36 AM

(https://softyfactory.in/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/14.jpg)  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 02:12:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 24, 2021, 09:13:42 PM

Yeah, good luck with your f^^%^&& a&^^* Rach*^&*(( fa&^%^** sof*^** limp*^^** di*&^** bulls&^**.

I'm getting to him... he's cracking. Now to push him over the edge...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 03:21:47 AM

Why don't you all just go right ahead and eat me.
































(https://i.ibb.co/jZw7mk4/Now-hiring-guitar-players.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 03:33:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 03:21:47 AM

Why don't you all just go right ahead and eat me.

Most victims aren't so eager... so I'm happy to.

What's your address??? I'll bring over my scalpels, bone saws and carving tools. Would you prefer to be done medium, rare or well done?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 04:11:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 03:33:42 AM

Most victims aren't so eager... so I'm happy to.

What's your address??? I'll bring over my scalpels, bone saws and carving tools. Would you prefer to be done medium, rare or well done?

BONE SAW?? ? ? ? ?

I THINK I WOULD REMEMBER IF IT WERE BONE SAW!!!!!!!!!




(https://i.ibb.co/W0Xd5KL/snarling-dog-picture.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 04:56:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 04:11:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/W0Xd5KL/snarling-dog-picture.jpg)

Awwww... look at the puppy. What a cute lil' bow wow.

Who's a good doggy?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 04:59:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 04:56:25 AM

Awwww... look at the puppy. What a cute lil' bow wow.

Nope.  Suffer, children.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 05:08:12 AM

I've learned never to click anything you post.

She looks hot though... so I'm just going to stare at the image... and imagine what could have been.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 05:14:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 05:08:12 AM

I've learned never to click anything you post.

She looks hot though... so I'm just going to stare at the image... and imagine what could have been.

Yeah, she is pretty much a stone fox.

I hope you enjoy your perfect pitch, you little bastard.

Yeah, go ahead:  click the link.  I dare you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 07:12:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 05:14:22 AM

I hope you enjoy your perfect pitch, you little bastard.

Yeah, go ahead:  click the link.  I dare you.

You gave it away... I take it she's a horrible singer??? I've already listened to Yoko Ono wail like a walrus...

I do NOT need to hear anything else. Although, I think it's safe to say Yoko really should just stick to backup singing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 25, 2021, 11:51:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2021, 07:12:47 AM

I've already listened to a walrus...

That was foolish.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 26, 2021, 12:25:00 AM

I imagine firearms are forbidden on here, but if you trigger the precursor to that.... The listener will put themselves out of their own misery.   8)  And thus Bob wins the thread.

Have to go in about 30 seconds and crank the audio up.  ::)

1981.  Geez...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 26, 2021, 01:35:51 AM

Accordion winningness....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 26, 2021, 04:47:59 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 26, 2021, 01:35:51 AM

Accordion winningness....

Is that really a thing?  I'm pretty sure that's not a thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 26, 2021, 06:21:28 AM

It's when you play accordion really well while having colourful balloons behind you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2021, 08:56:49 AM

Yeah... I have to admit, usually I think the phrase 'Accordion winningness' is an oxymoron... and an epic fail considering it sounds like one of those words added to the dictionary like 'yolo' or 'hangry'...

...but you have to admit, when a young man can play like that - you had to give him mad respect.

Having said that though, I think of the Accordion as a cheap, watered down version of the Organ in terms of sound, and usually can't stand it.

Now, THIS... is what I'm talking about (skip to 8:18):

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 26, 2021, 02:01:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2021, 08:56:49 AM

Yeah... I have to admit, usually I think the phrase 'Accordion winningness' is an oxymoron... and an epic fail considering it sounds like one of those words added to the dictionary like 'yolo' or 'hangry'...

...but you have to admit, when a young man can play like that - you had to give him mad respect.

I didn't play the video, but the kid from the still picture preview on youtube kind of looks like McLovin from Superbad.

That's pretty awesome, I guess.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2021, 02:11:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 26, 2021, 02:01:50 PM

the kid from the still picture preview on youtube kind of looks like McLovin from Superbad.

Never seen it... although I just watched the trailer for it, because I was curious...

...and I never thought I could think any less of you J_Tour... but now I can.

...but at the same time - gotta give you credit for watching a movie that was filmed after the Vietnam War.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 26, 2021, 03:42:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2021, 02:11:12 PM

Never seen it... although I just watched the trailer for it, because I was curious...

...and I never thought I could think any less of you J_Tour... but now I can.

...but at the same time - gotta give you credit for watching a movie that was filmed after the Vietnam War.

Superbad is hilarious!  A modern classic!  Shame on you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 27, 2021, 12:22:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 26, 2021, 02:01:50 PM

I didn't play the video

Must be a thing between you and pp always thinking it's important to mention that you haven't watched a video lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2021, 01:07:03 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 27, 2021, 12:22:09 AM

Must be a thing between you and pp always thinking it's important to mention that you haven't watched a video lol.

Tcheh.  I know what an accordian is.  No need to listen to those shrieking reeds and pre-fab chord buttons.

But, yes, pp is the worst.

A font of deliberate ignorance.

But I'm catching up fast.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 27, 2021, 01:11:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 27, 2021, 01:07:03 AM

I know what an accordian is.  No need to listen to those shrieking reeds and pre-fab chord buttons.

Right. There is an order to listening though, put quite clearly here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2021, 03:10:59 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 27, 2021, 01:11:57 AM

Right. There is an order to listening though, put quite clearly here.

What?  Did you post some video?

I'll have animated GIFs or I'll have death!

See you in hell!

////////

Oh.  I revise my statement.  That was somewhat amusing.

But pp will never know!  It's a man's secret.  Always finish on the Bach.

Which is not true.  Plenty of very fine people, some of the best, really do like to start and finish with Debussy. 

I'm here to tell you, it can be done with great enthusiasm, and the wives were never the wiser.

Audiophiles pwned!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2021, 08:55:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 27, 2021, 01:11:57 AM

No offense but I think Seth MacFarlane stopped giving a sh*t about the quality of Family guy round about Season 2, and just put any old Toilet-humour sh*t on the video. You know he was running out of material, when he kept bringing in the Tro-lol-ol guy, or the Chicken fights that would last for MINUTES at a time.

Then he just stopped being creative and just tried to rip of Star Wars. At least Seinfeld ended on a high... instead of letting the quality drop to a level that's equivalent to the load I left in the toilet this morning... like the Simpsons have done.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2021, 02:38:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2021, 08:55:40 AM

No offense but I think Seth MacFarlane stopped giving a sh*t about the quality of Family guy round about Season 2, and just put any old Toilet-humour sh*t on the video.

I doubt what's his face does anything with the show besides crapping out a few voices in a sound booth once in a while.

Is that show still on?  I guess.  Whatever.

It was a pretty funny little gag, though.

A real thinker.  It stumped my puzzler for a minute.  I had to ask my sister-wife to explain it me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 27, 2021, 10:48:05 PM

It's bagpipe appreciation day.  8)

So... Where is the drum?  I hear it.  They make a point to show the bagpiper but not the drummer...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2021, 10:32:00 AM

In my lifetime - I would be a happy man if they burnt all the school recorders in one big frickin' pile, never to return to the classroom.

And just to make sure the fires don't die out - throw all the bagpipes on there as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 28, 2021, 05:27:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2021, 10:32:00 AM

In my lifetime - I would be a happy man if they burnt all the school recorders in one big frickin' pile, never to return to the classroom.

And just to make sure the fires don't die out - throw all the bagpipes on there as well.

Dude, you guys are harsh.

Only 91-97% of people are supposed to "accidentally" get exterminated.  There might be a few freaks playing the sheep's *** among them, but they'll quickly get sorted out.

Supposed to eat haggis, not play it.

Quote

It's bagpipe appreciation day

Bullshit.  That's not a thing, and even if it is, it still isn't.

Highlander II is a bonny good movie. 

Bollocks. 

Neil Connery was the greatest Welsh actor in history, alongside his bald gimpy little midget brother, who tried to pretend he was a Scotsman.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2021, 10:23:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 28, 2021, 05:27:56 PM

Dude, you guys are harsh.

Only 91-97% of people are supposed to "accidentally" get exterminated.  There might be a few freaks playing the sheep's *** among them, but they'll quickly get sorted out.

Supposed to eat haggis, not play it.

Bullshit.  That's not a thing, and even if it is, it still isn't.

Highlander II is a bonny good movie. 

Bollocks. 

Neil Connery was the greatest Welsh actor in history, alongside his bald gimpy little midget brother, who tried to pretend he was a Scotsman.

Okay - let's get a few things sorted.

Yes, haggis tastes like dog food
Bagpipes sound like your blowing up a octopuses arse
The entire Highlander series is an absolute joke and not a single person takes it seriously,
and Golf is an excuses to take your rage out onto a poor defenceless ball. The fact that you have to put it into the actual hole is just an annoyance.

...but to denigrate the memory of a great man like SEAN Connery... is fighting words.

Tread carefully.

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Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2021, 12:45:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2021, 10:23:02 PM

Tread carefully.

I have nothing but respect for Neil Connery.  He was a capable actor and a fine craftsman.  He was no Zardoz calibre star, but he was a very remarkable person.

I actually do enjoy haggis, and I think less of people who do not.

But, the highland bagpipes............oh.........no.............

You people never learned to specialize!


But I will still stand by a Laphroaig over ten years old.  You people did get that right.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2021, 11:03:17 AM

Neil... who in the *** is Neil? No one cares about Neil. Neil was a nobody... no one speaks of him.

Sean was the talented one in the family. You think less of people who don't like taste??? I guess you think less of people who also have refined taste buds and aren't willing to eat any old crap.

Our Scotch Whisky is our only claim to fame. Everything else sucks in Scotland - even the weather.

They 'claim' these are what beaches are link in Scotland:

(https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/none/path/sa6549607c78f5c11/image/i2299d1b2188acfd8/version/1588063279/best-beaches-in-scotland-vatersay-beach-barra-island-copyright-spumador-european-best-destinations.jpg)

(https://image.jimcdn.com/app/cms/image/transf/none/path/sa6549607c78f5c11/image/i2299d1b2188acfd8/version/1588063279/best-beaches-in-scotland-vatersay-beach-barra-island-copyright-spumador-european-best-destinations.jpg)

They're MOTHER-*** PHOTOSHOPPED!!! This is really what our bloody beaches look like:

(https://misspond.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/View-to-Mull-from-Ganavan-Sands-Oban-Rainy-Holiday-in-Scotland.jpg)

(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/nintchdbpict000342464765.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2021, 02:54:09 PM

I don't often frolic on the beaches of ravaged stormfronts, but when I do, I make sure my package is outstanding in its field.

(https://i.ibb.co/2s2Rqxx/europants.jpg)

Almost forgot.  This being a musicians' forum.

Can't leave you without a lagniappe.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2021, 10:24:16 PM

I can imagine you wearing them... in the fact that that style probably went extinct in the 80's but you probably still wear them to this very day.

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Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2021, 11:22:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2021, 10:24:16 PM

I can imagine you wearing them... in the fact that that style probably went extinct in the 80's but you probably still wear them to this very day.

Every day.  And since I despise doing laundry, they have a certain amount of "character" to them.  Rode hard and put away wet.

Mirabile visu.

(https://i.ibb.co/tM0Jfs6/51341897456-8e563e1a44-b.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2021, 09:59:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 29, 2021, 11:22:48 PM

Every day.  And since I despise doing laundry, they have a certain amount of "character" to them.  Rode hard and put away wet.

While I blame you for that... very horrific response that even for a microsecond painted a very dark and disturbing image in my head...

...I also blame myself for provoking you. I should have seen it coming.

It's scary to think what goes on in your head.

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Post by: j_tour on July 30, 2021, 03:01:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2021, 09:59:17 AM

While I blame you for that... very horrific response that even for a microsecond painted a very dark and disturbing image in my head...

...I also blame myself for provoking you. I should have seen it coming.

It's scary to think what goes on in your head.

<Golf clap>  Congratulations.  Now you're speaking like a sensible person.

(https://i.ibb.co/XVr8nDr/Boss-DS-1.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2021, 03:17:34 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 30, 2021, 03:01:34 PM

<Golf clap>  Congratulations.  Now you're speaking like a sensible person.

Okay - let's get something straight - I didn't say you had won. I see you as a challenge; someone to finally triumph over.

Don't assume that just because your psychotic mind is so dark and deep that I would probably drown if I tried to navigate it or try to understand it...

You may have a dark mind, but light always triumphs over dark.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on July 30, 2021, 03:55:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2021, 03:17:34 PM

You may have a dark mind, but light always triumphs over dark.    ;D

Not always, and not this time.

(https://i.ibb.co/Pw0khft/orson-welles-paul-masson.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2021, 12:14:52 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/76690010/i-dont-always-drink-grape-juice-but-when-i-do-its-to-wash-down-cod-liver-oil.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2021, 12:37:39 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Sx0fRhF/the-beach-boys-stole-a-song-from-charles-manson-1518554843.webp)

(https://i.ibb.co/GF22YjT/maiden-form-2.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2021, 03:10:42 AM

What wonderfully wacky adverts they were. Who the *** thinks of trying to go on a tiger hunt in a god-damn bra.

They really did inspire your imagination. Nowadays, it's all shite. I would be a happy man if adverts of all types died a painful death, and never bothered us again. Why isn't life as genuine as this guy:

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2021, 04:08:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2021, 03:10:42 AM

blahblah

What?  Yeah, that's kind of droll.  2.3 out of 4.0, chapstick girl.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2021, 03:10:42 AM

Who the *** thinks of trying to go on a tiger hunt in a god-damn bra.

Only every damned day!  Not going bush without my Maidenform!  And the ladies love it, because I'm so discreet! 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2021, 07:26:05 AM

Love the title...

'How to Succedd in Business...'

...but not in spelling.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2021, 03:36:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2021, 07:26:05 AM

Love the title...

'How to Succedd in Business...'

...but not in spelling.

Mick Dundee, talking about spelling?  Cannot be done!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2021, 08:12:23 PM

That guy's one step away from a creepy movie serial killer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2021, 01:19:24 AM

Quote from: Bob on July 31, 2021, 08:12:23 PM

SURELY... he's *** lip-synching?!? There's no way that's his real voice...

 :o

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/63036283/sweet-tina-turners-taint-that-is-horrifying.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 06:17:08 AM

I don't know exactly whom to blame, but pretty sure it's one of you *** bastards,

NEVER go Tiny Tim!!!!!!


NEVER!!!!!

EVER!!!!



Fine.  Eff off. 

https://open.spotify.com/track/45IMU5CBYR5VIBZCohpBLU

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2021, 08:51:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 06:17:08 AM

I don't know exactly whom to blame, but pretty sure it's one of you *** bastards,

NEVER go Tiny Tim!!!!!!

It's OBVIOUSLY BOB you need to blame. He posted the Tiny Tim...

Quote from: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 06:17:08 AM

...but you're just a *** bad. No one wants to hear this sh*t man. We need some real *** music in here. How about a melody that perfectly captures the mood, feel and sound of a paedophile getting bloody well fucked over by a cursed child who summons spirits to feast on their victims flesh.

Now, THAT'S what I call real music.

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 11:23:47 AM

ZOMG you people.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_(Twin_Peaks)





















Wait for it.













Damn.








Well.....




Expect it to about the same next time. 

Same bat time.

Same.....



wait for it....




yep.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 01, 2021, 11:31:13 AM

Awww Tiny Tim was a legend and yes that was his real voice.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KYtOfbn1rAA/ULeYlH-6yBI/AAAAAAAAIoI/aLIZhEeqVrw/s1600/nwsapaper.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 11:35:40 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 01, 2021, 11:41:24 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 04:09:41 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 01, 2021, 11:41:24 AM

WTH is wrong with you?

Maybe you should start becoming a younger woman and start taking your clothes off while pounding the ivories, you great white hunter.

(https://i.ibb.co/r21swcz/nipple-bra.jpg)

All the engineering of a Saab and the good sense of an Audi driver.

And I don't think adding $200 CD is quite equitable, but it is a $2000 USD brassiere with a unique appeal, apparently.  And only $150 USD shipping.  With a minimum of a month's time to be shipped to the comfort of one's own home, or various derelict dwellings.

And it comes in three sizes, and certainly appears to be a luxury undergarment.  In three colors, and in plush nylon "fabric."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2021, 10:31:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 04:09:41 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/r21swcz/nipple-bra.jpg)

Who needs glass cutters when you have them things...

Damn.

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Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2021, 11:34:53 PM

No! 

I forbid it!

Stop it, you fools! 

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2021, 12:49:41 AM

I thought I only practiced piano like this.

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Post by: j_tour on August 02, 2021, 01:07:20 AM

That's right.

I do have to know, however, how lostinidlewonder is surpassing me in the what the *** category.  The Rick and Morty, I get, but where in the hell did this blunderbuss of a tyrant manage to dredge up that ridiculous "buffet" style restaurant advert?

I suppose one could levy several similar accusations in a similar fashion, similarly, but also in that yadda yadda advertisements and ladythings, but also....that was a good find.

A deep treasure. 









Wait for it.








No.





Nothing yet.











Wait for it.





Nope.  I think LIIW might have won the what competition for zaniest outdated adverts.







 

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2021, 02:43:11 AM

This is how we use the whip in Australia.

Quote from: j_tour on August 02, 2021, 01:07:20 AM

I do have to know, however, how lostinidlewonder is surpassing me in the what the *** category.  The Rick and Morty, I get, but where in the hell did this blunderbuss of a tyrant manage to dredge up that ridiculous "buffet" style restaurant advert?

One can go search for "Oblivion NPC Dialogue" on youtube but be warned there is no refund for time lost.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 02, 2021, 03:47:23 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2021, 02:43:11 AM

This is how we use the whip in Australia.

That's not a knife.

Quote

One can go search for "Oblivion NPC Dialogue" on youtube but be warned there is no refund for time lost.

That does answer the question.  I was hoping for a bit more flourish than the rather pedestrian explanation, but I'll be satisfied with that.  And, no, not looking for more on a frolic of my own.

But, first, an image from the nerd council of musicians. 


(https://i.ibb.co/WyCyZC3/216095831-2977487525872824-3777851351052084688-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2021, 05:21:45 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 02, 2021, 05:28:05 AM

What? 

I only recognize one fact from now on.

MeAT is Being Stolen by a known Felon and enemy Of The State.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2021, 08:55:49 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2021, 02:43:11 AM

This is how we use the whip in Australia.

Are you kidding me? Russell Coight can't use a whip...

Russell Coight can't do a single bloody thing right. His failed comedy was a disaster and plagued TV with jokes and situations that were funny in the 80's with Mr Bean... and completely irrelevant when they aired in the 21st century.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 02, 2021, 05:45:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2021, 08:55:49 AM

Are you kidding me? Russell Coight can't use a whip...

I think you'll find Faye Dunaway's use of the whip upon Marina Sirtis more agreeable.

/* An excerpt from the preview starts at 03:12, which highlights the brawl between the two actors.  For some reason embedding to begin at a timestamp is not working as it should here, so, sorry about that.

Not a super great movie, but it does have its moments.*/

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2021, 10:13:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 02, 2021, 05:45:20 PM

I think you'll find Faye Dunaway's use of the whip upon Marina Sirtis more agreeable.[/font]

/* An excerpt from the preview starts at 03:12, which highlights the brawl between the two actors.  For some reason embedding to begin at a timestamp is not working as it should here, so, sorry about that.

Not a super great movie, but it does have its moments.*

I can see why you like it - it puts the womens... 'talents' on display???

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Post by: j_tour on August 03, 2021, 02:01:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2021, 10:13:55 AM

I can see why you like it - it puts the womens... 'talents' on display???

They're both brilliant actors, with lots of love of the thespians' craft to share.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2021, 02:13:27 PM

They're not lesbians... just because you see two women fighting each other and trying to tear off their clothi...

OH sh*t... you said 'Thespians'?



My fault...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 04, 2021, 03:19:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2021, 02:13:27 PM

They're not lesbians... just because you see two women fighting each other and trying to tear off their clothi...

OH sh*t... you said 'Thespians'?



My fault...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2021, 11:02:20 AM

You posted a 1 minute video of a masochist who likes inflicting pain upon himself (and probably starting fires and watching people burn)???

There are videos of that ALL over YouTube, literally ALL OVER...

Dime a dozen...

...ALTHOUGH, this sh*t was *** hilarious. I laughed my arse off.

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Post by: j_tour on August 04, 2021, 02:07:01 PM

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ST4AAOxyVaBS4goy/s-l400.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2021, 11:02:20 AM

You posted a 1 minute video of a masochist who likes inflicting pain upon himself (and probably starting fires and watching people burn)???

There are videos of that ALL over YouTube, literally ALL OVER...

Dime a dozen...

...ALTHOUGH, this sh*t was *** hilarious. I laughed my arse off.

Was a good précis of Australian rules football, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 04, 2021, 02:13:25 PM

Eye care. Who cares? I care!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 04, 2021, 02:35:17 PM

May you play on a rudimentary keyboard action.  In hell!

(https://i.ibb.co/VmFxB29/mark4-action.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2021, 10:17:31 AM

Nope - I got my Yamaha C2, and it's a *** beautiful instrument.

I ain't playing on some rudimentary piece of sh*t.

Quote from: j_tour on August 04, 2021, 02:07:01 PM

Was a good précis of Australian rules football, though.

It was meant to be a scathing example of how Americans (as there seem to be MANY in that video... almost too many for some reason) don't seem to value their skulls, arms and testicles.

I mean, you all have Universal health care...

OH WAIT... you don't...

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Post by: j_tour on August 05, 2021, 11:45:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2021, 10:17:31 AM

It was meant to be a scathing example of how Americans (as there seem to be MANY in that video... almost too many for some reason) don't seem to value their skulls, arms and testicles.

I mean, you all have Universal health care...

OH WAIT... you don't...

Right.  The well-known American TE Lawrence.  That was a great bon mot of yours.

Oh, wait, that TV show *Jackass* featuring the British "comedian" Steve-O.  Sure, but who watches that sh*t?

I don't know.  I have adequate health insurance through my state, as I did in a previous state, in addition to extraordinary dental and ophthalmology care.  This isn't Texas or some crap like that.

The decentralized lack of national initiative on certain matters is probably confusing to people like you, but try to keep up.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2021, 10:28:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 05, 2021, 11:45:16 AM

Oh, wait, that TV show *Jackass* featuring the British "comedian" Steve-O. 

First of all - calling him British is like calling Nicki Minaj an actress because she was in an advertisement... he left Britain before he was 1 year old and has pretty much lived in America most of his life.

Calling him a comedian is just redundant because... he isn't funny.

Quote from: j_tour on August 05, 2021, 11:45:16 AM

I have adequate health insurance through my state, as I did in a previous state, in addition to extraordinary dental and ophthalmology care.  This isn't Texas or some crap like that.

You're right - they just like to execute their problems - don't they? Keeps the jails from overcrowding.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2021, 03:08:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2021, 10:28:29 PM

WHAT?

(https://i.ibb.co/5hBdXsL/dunlop.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2021, 09:20:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2021, 03:08:56 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5hBdXsL/dunlop.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2021, 12:16:20 PM

p_p lurrrrrbes Jim Carrey.

That's an unnatural union of carnality, and I cannot allow it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2021, 01:59:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2021, 12:16:20 PM

perfect_pitch lurrrrrbes Jim Carrey.

That's an unnatural union of carnality, and I cannot allow it.

Same could be said about you and that old frosted geriatric David guy you keep posting.

Also, I can't understand what you're saying - mainly because there's no such word as 'lurrrrrbes'

Not in the Oxford Dictionary, not in any genuine English dictionary... ***, not even in the Urban dictionary.

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Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2021, 02:23:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2021, 01:59:55 PM

mainly because there's no such word as 'lurrrrrbes'

Not in the Oxford Dictionary, not in any genuine English dictionary... ***, not even in the Urban dictionary.

There is so such a word.  I may have created it, but it exists now in form and semantics.  Complete morphology in development.

And what would a "counterfeit" English dictionary be, anyway?

I'm assuming you don't actually own the Oxford English Dictionary with supplements in printed form, as I do, so you're probably just looking sh*t up online.

That's no legitimate source.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2021, 11:42:14 PM

Well... if you're going to post the same crap over and over... so am I.

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2021, 02:23:02 PM

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Post by: j_tour on August 07, 2021, 12:58:15 AM

What?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2021, 01:54:41 AM

Whats ironic is it comes from a channel labelled 'Sound Effects Relaxation'...

HOW in the MOTHER-*** sweet Georgia, Jesus Christ is that god damned relaxing???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2021, 02:22:36 AM

It's relaxing in the sense that this is music.

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Post by: j_tour on August 07, 2021, 03:04:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2021, 01:54:41 AM

Whats ironic is it comes from a channel labelled 'Sound Effects Relaxation'...

HOW in the MOTHER-*** sweet Georgia, Jesus Christ is that god damned relaxing???

Good question, but I actually listened to it at full volume (granted, just through my home office's dinky little bluetooth speakers, and not any of the real speakers or amplifiers) for about forty five minutes.

It is much more pleasant than listening to a bunch of Karens shrieking about their goddamned dogs or whatever sh*t.

And the cops won't ever come for me, like they would were I to play music on the full system, or shout threatening comments out of the window.

Is it perfect?

No.

But it's much better than listening to a bunch of chunk-assed thick-brained mental rejects shrieking, and their goddamned *** pets.






And......





Bonus for me......



I now have it cued up to run through the mixer and into the 300W JBL 15, and possibly add in the Dynaco 12s, a subwoofer, and numerous satellite speakers through one or even two separate home theater type amplifiers, which I can just run in the front room and barricade myself in my office at home. 

To inflict maximum pain and suffering.  That would be an extraordinary amount of sound pressure, recalling the end sequence of Gaddis's great novel The Recognitions.

Complaints?  No, I was just installing a new bookshelf from ikea or whatever.  Not my problem.  Yeah, I was also doing some vacuuming of the carpet as well.  What?  Oh.  Well, OK.  Off you go, then!

In case there was any doubt about me being a "nice guy."  I'm still thinking about putting slivers of platinum double-sided razors into ground meat for consumption by neighborhood canids.  But that's a lot of effort.

This is no effort, just patch in a few cables and add a *** ton of gain from the mixer.

I love it when a plan comes together.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2021, 12:36:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 07, 2021, 03:04:40 AM

I now have it cued up to run through the mixer and into the 300W JBL 15, and possibly add in the Dynaco 12s, a subwoofer, and numerous satellite speakers through one or even two separate home theater type amplifiers, which I can just run in the front room and barricade myself in my office at home. 

To inflict maximum pain and suffering.  That would be an extraordinary amount of sound pressure, recalling the end sequence of Gaddis's great novel The Recognitions.

In case there was any doubt about me being a "nice guy."  I'm still thinking about putting slivers of platinum double-sided razors into ground meat for consumption by neighborhood canids.  But that's a lot of effort.

I think you could make a very good serial killer - good on you for not letting society cripple your potential.

Now get out there and find yourself a nice hobo.

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Post by: j_tour on August 08, 2021, 01:02:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2021, 12:36:47 AM

Now get out there and find yourself a nice hobo.

What?  I'm busy looking up nude pictures of young Meg Tilly.

Assembling a dossier, if you will.

Ain't got no time for no hobo killing, ***.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2021, 09:17:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 08, 2021, 01:02:44 AM

Assembling a dossier, if you will.

You mean... a manifesto???    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on August 08, 2021, 12:11:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2021, 09:17:09 AM

You mean... a manifesto???    ;D

No, a collection of head and torso shots.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2021, 10:23:04 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 08, 2021, 12:11:12 PM

No, a collection of head and torso shots.

I presume these were taken in your dank and dimly lit basement at the time?

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Post by: j_tour on August 08, 2021, 10:52:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2021, 10:23:04 PM

I presume these were taken in your dank and dimly lit basement at the time?

I don't have a basement.  I have a crawlspace/miniature attic where the maximum height is 157 cm. 

I can fit myself in there, but only in a prone position.

My guests are "free" to roam, however.

It's a very cozy proposition.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2021, 08:45:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 08, 2021, 10:52:49 PM

I don't have a basement.  I have a crawlspace/miniature attic where the maximum height is 157 cm. 

I can fit myself in there, but only in a prone position.

My "guests" are "free" to roam, however.

It's a very cozy proposition.

I fixed your quote for you...

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Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2021, 02:03:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2021, 08:45:22 AM

I fixed your quote for you...

"You" did "good" and I think it'd be a real "shame" if someone "fixed" you.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2021, 10:20:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 09, 2021, 02:03:02 PM

"You" did "good" and I think it'd be a real "shame" if someone "fixed" you.

I don't need fixing...

(https://www.thecheapplace.com/image/products/funny/main/funny-patches-im-perfect-just-the-way-i-am-p1047-main.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2021, 10:57:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2021, 10:20:02 PM

I don't need fixing...

Your "interpretation" of the classic oldie "Silent Night" needs fixing:  too many notes.

(https://i.ibb.co/0QKJfQm/Silent-Night.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2021, 10:12:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 09, 2021, 10:57:56 PM

Your "interpretation" of the classic oldie "Silent Night" needs fixing:  too many notes.

(https://i.ibb.co/0QKJfQm/Silent-Night.jpg)

Also, too many sharps. And way too many key signatures. Hell - get those *** clefs off the page, it's too cumbersome.

Any while we're on Advent and the end of the approaching year - what's a Klu Klux Klan members favourite Christmas carol???

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Post by: j_tour on August 10, 2021, 02:56:14 PM

You risk angering me with your foolishness!

(https://i.ibb.co/1mPRLB5/times.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2021, 10:19:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 10, 2021, 02:56:14 PM

You risk angering me with your foolishness!

(https://i.ibb.co/1mPRLB5/times.jpg)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/71372691/im-so-scared.jpg)

But I'll give you credit for the funny image... it's only difficult if you're a singer though. They can't count for sh*t.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on August 11, 2021, 03:36:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2021, 10:19:20 PM

But I'll give you credit for the funny image... it's only difficult if you're a singer though. They can't count for sh*t.    ;D

That's true.  I don't know why 9/8 is on that list...that's pretty basic.  Although kind of useless as a meter IMHO.  Quick waltz with some elementary subdivisions.

Did you know I was without internet for over an hour?  That's terrible. 

(https://i.ibb.co/YQgZYhS/egg-shen.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 11, 2021, 04:46:37 AM

Needs more passion.

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Post by: j_tour on August 11, 2021, 04:53:11 AM

None of those specimens seem very healthy.

(https://i.ibb.co/DMjnh8B/1c1wsq1oekg71.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2021, 02:04:30 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 11, 2021, 04:46:37 AM

Normally I don't cave in and watch a lot of the YouTube videos that are posted here - I've been scarred too many times in my life... but curiosity got the better of me...

What in the mother of *** did I just watch??? Is this some sort of live version of Dungeons and Dragons played out by a bunch of sad fuckers in Cosplay???

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 11, 2021, 03:15:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2021, 02:04:30 PM

Normally I don't cave in and watch a lot of the YouTube videos that are posted here - I've been scarred too many times in my life... but curiosity got the better of me...

What in the mother of *** did I just watch??? Is this some sort of live version of Dungeons and Dragons played out by a bunch of sad fuckers in Cosplay???

It's a real life battle with real magic.... and dangerous weapon attacks.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2021, 10:14:39 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 11, 2021, 03:15:26 PM

It's a real life battle with real magic.... and dangerous weapon attacks.

Maybe, but the acting is piss poor.

...also, there's no such thing as magic. Next you'll have me believe some omnipotent deity is sitting there up there in the sky watching my every move - when I cheat on my taxes, when I take a shower, when I'm bored and the lube is right...

...I don't believe that for a second.

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Post by: j_tour on August 11, 2021, 10:53:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2021, 10:14:39 PM

...I don't believe that for a second.

People are watching you always.

People who love you very, very much.

Technically, they're half-pig, half-human, of grotesque size and visage, and incapable of human speech.

But they're watching.  They watched tax fraud Paul Hogan, and now they're watching you.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 02:10:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2021, 10:14:39 PM

Maybe, but the acting is piss poor.

It's a real life battle, no acting!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2021, 10:14:39 PM

...also, there's no such thing as magic. Next you'll have me believe some omnipotent deity is sitting there up there in the sky watching my every move - when I cheat on my taxes, when I take a shower, when I'm bored and the lube is right...

What crazy people believe in some being living in the sky? That would be some kinda magic I don't know about. An omnipotent deity should be timeless, within and beyond the dimension of space/time we exist in.... perhaps that is a magic I can believe in.

Consciousness is rather magical if you really think about it. It's evolution and nature has been distracting me for several years now.

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Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 03:48:05 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 02:10:04 AM

What crazy people believe in some being living in the sky? That would be some kinda magic I don't know about. An omnipotent deity should be timeless, within and beyond the dimension of space/time we exist in.... perhaps that is a magic I can believe in.

A Spinozan quasi-animistic theology.  That's more or less a part of the geometric exposition of Spinoza's Ethica.

What you have to do is keep washing your hands, scrubbing the filth from each pore of the body, while reciting the Symbolum Nicaenum (Nicene Creed in the universal language).  Again, and again.  Until the blood stops.

But that's just a hobby.

The rigorous method of accounting for consciousness is best approached by several competing theories which are as diverse in nuance as they are resolutely anti-metaphysical.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 04:37:38 AM

Given that consciousness is most likely not a computation it makes it even more wonderous what it exactly is.

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Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 05:18:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 04:37:38 AM

Given that consciousness is most likely not a computation it makes it even more wonderous what it exactly is.

Well, thank you for saying that against the computational theory of mind.  I hate that sh*t, and it's wrong as could be.

Unfortunately it has had wide support among people I otherwise admire.

It's despicable, and wrong.

Congratulations:  you're no longer on my "list."  For now.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2021, 10:32:49 AM

I'm just going to let you bastards duke it out... and watch as the chaos ensues.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 12:16:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 05:18:57 AM

Well, thank you for saying that against the computational theory of mind.  I hate that sh*t, and it's wrong as could be.

Unfortunately it has had wide support among people I otherwise admire.

It's despicable, and wrong.

Congratulations:  you're no longer on my "list."  For now.

The brain obviously works like a quantum computer if it were calculating anything at all, an organic computer that we are very far away from ever understanding. My brain hurts reading about modern quantum physics but the surface understanding of it all makes me glad I live in a time where these things are being discovered. We know so much about everything but still so little. I remember watching this video about villiagers learning about the size of the universe:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2021, 10:32:49 AM

I'm just going to let you bastards duke it out... and watch as the chaos ensues.

We are holding hands though while talking about consciousness not being a computation... lol.

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Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 02:22:22 PM

Maybe as a crude analogy one could say something about quantum computing, in the sense that animals were sometimes likened to automatons, i.e., robots, back in the early modern era in Europe.

But despite promising work with fMRI and other advances in knowledge about the brain itself, you're right, one still doesn't know much about consciousness.

There are certain features that have been described in detail which seem to be true, such as the directedness (or intentionality) of mind, the lack of a specific bodily location of consciousness (is it in the brain, or what?), how is it that human consciousness seems to be adapted for objects of a certain size and quality, and what is the cooperative role of the body in forming the human "attitude" toward the world.

And I ain't holding no hands, fool!

Not playing no Tacobell Canon neither!

(https://i.ibb.co/7KzPSZv/bart-canon.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 02:37:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 02:22:22 PM

There are certain features that have been described in detail which seem to be true, such as the directedness (or intentionality) of mind, the lack of a specific bodily location of consciousness (is it in the brain, or what?), how is it that human consciousness seems to be adapted for objects of a certain size and quality, and what is the cooperative role of the body in forming the human "attitude" toward the world.

Perhaps consciousness is what permeates through everything in existence. I sometimes wonder about reports about out of body experiences or near death experiences although there's a lot of deceptive false accounts its hard to know what to trust. The process of dying reveals intriguing anomalies with consciousness.

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 02:22:22 PM

And I ain't holding no hands, fool!

Well then what's the point??

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Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 03:07:27 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 02:37:53 PM

Perhaps consciousness is what permeates through everything in existence.

Maybe.  The most apt analog of consciousness throughout the animal kingdom (yes, including bacteria, and so forth, which lack any sort of structure one would call brain-like) seems to me to be drawn from the language of ecology.  So, for various species, one has differing levels of "attunements," which exist within an "ecological niche."

So, a tick, let's say, senses a mammal's pelt passing beneath or alongside it, and drops itself onto the object, and embeds itself.  In the way that a human finds certain objects suitable for grasping, or for sitting on, in the realm of medium-sized, middle-distance objects.

Quote

Well then what's the point??

Well, I don't know!  You got a daughter, or granddaughter?  Sister?  Hot cousin?  I could always go with some strange.

First one's holding hands, then necking, then impregnation, and then confession to a mortal sin.

(https://i.ibb.co/FWpH9Wg/51340916712-5606af7f72-b.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 04:01:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 03:07:27 PM

Well, I don't know!  You got a daughter, or granddaughter?  Sister?  Hot cousin?  I could always go with some strange.

First one's holding hands, then necking, then impregnation, and then confession to a mortal sin.

I might have a great grand daughter somewhere. Just hold your own hand, pat yourself on the shoulder, give ones self a hug.

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Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 04:20:27 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 04:01:49 PM

Just hold your own hand, pat yourself on the shoulder, give ones self a hug.

Ah.  I know what that means! 

Crank up the alternator!

Good thing I'm handy!

(https://i.ibb.co/G0Ms6mS/20210604-181023.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2021, 10:28:36 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 12, 2021, 04:01:49 PM

Just hold your own hand, pat yourself on the shoulder, give ones self a hug.

I find it's better if you lie on one hand, and wait till its numb - then when you do it, it feels like someone elses hand.

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Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2021, 11:26:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2021, 10:28:36 PM

I find it's better if you lie on one hand, and wait till its numb - then when you do it, it feels like someone elses hand.

Someone's gnarled, hairy, tobacco-stained hand etched in calluses?

Well, to each his or her own, I guess.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 13, 2021, 03:17:40 AM

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.718885225.1511/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u12.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 03:30:02 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5RKyq8K/zodiac-panties.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 13, 2021, 03:35:59 AM

Come on j_tour your self censoring has gone offline. lol You need to reboot it and adjust as required.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2021, 10:02:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 03:30:02 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5RKyq8K/zodiac-panties.jpg)

What a load of absolute sh*t... as if people believe in Astrology.

That is like the biggest turn off for a man, when a woman asks 'what Star sign are you'.

I can't believe they marketed it towards men as well... that's got to be the worst pick up line for a woman as well:

Male: I can prove to you I'm a virgo as well if you let me drop my trousers...

I am WILLING to bet not a single male bought those...

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Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 01:58:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2021, 10:02:16 AM

I am WILLING to bet not a single male bought those...

Probably true.  Astrology is marketed to women, generally.

But how dare you malign the ancient arts! 

That sh*t gets me pregnant cats, yo!

(https://i.ibb.co/nr1y4T2/787894.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 13, 2021, 04:17:06 PM

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Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 08:05:29 PM

"Beautifully styled bikini panties."

That is all.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2021, 10:02:16 AM

That is like the biggest turn off for a man, when a woman asks 'what Star sign are you'.

That's not true.  This last girl was super into that sh*t, and she was pretty cool.

Of course, she turned out to be completely unhinged and deranged, as confirmed when I was shooting pool with one of her coworkers earlier today who had some stories to tell.

You'd think:  with me, that would be a perfect match, but, no, there are some depths into which I do not plunge.

Correlation is not causation! 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2021, 11:40:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 01:58:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/nr1y4T2/787894.jpg)

I see... 'Bruce Wayne and his

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/qs6ev2pm8g9dS/giphy.gif)

WARD

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/qs6ev2pm8g9dS/giphy.gif)

You mean... Bruce Wayne was his pimp and Dick Grayson was his dirty little slut??? According to comic book history - Dick Greyson was 18 years younger than Bruce Wayne.

I'm almost willing to bet Bruce Wayne was the first comic book paedophile.

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Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 11:57:20 PM

Silence, nerd! 

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2021, 11:40:52 PM

I'm almost willing to bet Bruce Wayne was the first comic book paedophile.

No, probably not.  I do kind of question televising Little League baseball, but probably not. 

"18 years" younger?  sh*t!  I'm not dusting off the homeplate because a gal is 238457 27 years old!  It's old enough dammit!  Plenty!  Almost past expiration date!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2021, 12:34:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 13, 2021, 11:57:20 PM

I hope you realise that not only are you getting stale by posting these, and you desperately need new material; but that I don't watch any of them.

I don't know who David Lynch is, I don't CARE who he is, or what he does and frankly... he could be admitting that he's an alien by ripping off his face mask and showing us the creepy cephalopod he is underneath...

...and I still wouldn't care.

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Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2021, 02:53:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2021, 12:34:55 AM

I don't know who David Lynch is, I don't CARE who he is, or what he does and frankly...

The die has been cast.  You will perish, fool!

Really?  It's not like Lynch is some weird Commie director. 

I think the original tune is in Bb....Red Garland or somebody covered it.  Only "trick" to the tune is to walk down from IIIm in tenths LH to the IIm7.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2021, 04:04:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 14, 2021, 02:53:20 AM

Really?  It's not like Lynch is some weird Commie director. 

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/42405331/cant-tell-if-serious-or-being-sarcastic.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 14, 2021, 05:03:29 AM

Maybe this serious..

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2021, 11:59:23 AM

I LOVE videos like this. I love how she says 'I can do this'

NO, SHE *** CAN'T!!!

The bizarre thing as well is that she still uploaded it despite her hatred for her 'audition'.

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Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2021, 03:33:17 PM

Eat a goat's dick.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2021, 01:39:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 14, 2021, 03:33:17 PM

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Post by: j_tour on August 15, 2021, 02:42:25 AM

You filthy bugger. 

Do you know who hates David Lynch?

Communists, that's who.

(https://i.ibb.co/ypXx2rK/5b872ccc4ebf270fa4a7134755a1099d2b7a60ef.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2021, 12:59:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 15, 2021, 02:42:25 AM

You filthy bugger. 

Do you know who hates David Lynch?

Communists, that's who.

Yes, but not everyone who hates him is a Communist. Communists aren't the only ones allowed to hate him.

*** David Lynch. I don't care for him, and he can frankly go fob off as well...

...you grasshole.

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Post by: j_tour on August 15, 2021, 02:11:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2021, 12:59:51 PM

Yes, but not everyone who hates him is a Communist.

Go around with your sass mouth denying the antecedent and sh*t.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2021, 10:45:44 PM

Bourbon... or better known for its other name:

'I can't believe it's not Whisky'.

 ;D

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Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2021, 12:02:26 AM

What?  I have some tidying up to do around here.

(https://i.ibb.co/mFjWXmk/234442715-10159338993379730-6343937942091049962-n.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2021, 08:49:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2021, 12:02:26 AM

What?  I have some tidying up to do around here.

My question is - where did you get a live steer???

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Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2021, 02:07:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2021, 08:49:13 AM

My question is - where did you get a live steer???

I found it like that.  It wasn't breathing and there wasn't anybody around.

You know, free beeves is good beeves.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2021, 10:10:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2021, 02:07:11 PM

I found it like that.  It wasn't breathing and there wasn't anybody around.

That just raises more questions...

(https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Thinking_Face_Emoji-Emoji-Island-300x300.png)

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Post by: j_tour on August 17, 2021, 05:09:52 PM

No it doesn't.

Here, have a rant.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2021, 10:29:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 17, 2021, 05:09:52 PM

Here, have a rant.

While I have liked a few of his videos, I'm not interested in some cruddy person who bitches about Mac. All those idiots are just realising what PC users realised 15 years ago.

Never owned a Mac (but had to use one lots through work/uni) and a PC has ALWAYS been superior.

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Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2021, 12:04:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2021, 10:29:13 PM

While I have liked a few of his videos, I'm not interested in some cruddy person who bitches about Mac. All those idiots are just realising what PC users realised 15 years ago.

Never owned a Mac (but had to use one lots through work/uni) and a PC has ALWAYS been superior.

Yeah, I'm suspicious of Rick Beato's "things were just super when Jobs was running the company!"  Everyone knows Macs are notorious for crippling their devices, however much they may be appropriate for certain uses.  Except for iTunes, which is just ridiculous.

So, yeah, kind of a whinging little pregnant dog, but at least he's mildly entertaining.

PC with Win10 for proprietary software, and a linux on the same machine for daily entertainment/web browsing.  Is about ideal for me.

Add a jailbroken/rooted Android phone, to get rid of a bunch of google nonsense, and that's more than adequate.

Beato definitely drank the KoolAid and is now reaping the consequences.  I guess some people are susceptible to flashy advertising.

Out of curiosity, why would you have been watching other videos of Rick Beato?  I have an excuse being mildly obsessed with the guitar nowadays, but it seems an odd set of videos to land on for a hardcore classical pianist.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2021, 09:24:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2021, 12:04:51 AM

Yeah, I'm suspicious of Rick Beato's "things were just super when Jobs was running the company!"  Everyone knows Macs are notorious for crippling their devices, however much they may be appropriate for certain uses.  Except for iTunes, which is just ridiculous.

So, yeah, kind of a whinging little pregnant dog, but at least he's mildly entertaining.

PC with Win10 for proprietary software, and a linux on the same machine for daily entertainment/web browsing.  Is about ideal for me.

Add a jailbroken/rooted Android phone, to get rid of a bunch of google nonsense, and that's more than adequate.

Beato definitely drank the KoolAid and is now reaping the consequences.  I guess some people are susceptible to flashy advertising.

Out of curiosity, why would you have been watching other videos of Rick Beato?  I have an excuse being mildly obsessed with the guitar nowadays, but it seems an odd set of videos to land on for a hardcore classical pianist.

Sadly enough, Apple products WERE better when Jobs ran the company. He was an innovator who created products in the hopes that everyone would WANT to own one, and he only made updated versions of products if they truly offered something far superior to the older versions. My old 160Gb iPod still works to this day after 15 years.

The only reason I came across him was that I saw a few videos of his son with perfect pitch and I had to admire the degree and quickness in his ability to identify notes and chords - almost as quick as I could.

He also did a comparison between uncompressed audio and 320Kbps MP3's and determined that there's basically no difference.

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Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2021, 03:56:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2021, 09:24:46 AM

He also did a comparison between uncompressed audio and 320Kbps MP3's and determined that there's basically no difference.

This is what audiophiles should get affixed to their grills:

(https://i.ibb.co/WxTPNxp/vxotn6vz6uf71.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2021, 10:26:32 PM

I know there are stupid people in the world... but I think the gold medal of idiots has to go to...

[drum roll please]

...SKATEBOARDERS!!! If there ever was a past-time or hobby that genuinely demonstrates how little cognitive function or a lack of brain power someone has, it has to be skateboarding.

I don't know about you - but I laughed my sorry arse off at these morons.

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Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2021, 11:17:08 PM

Dude, skateboarders shred, man.  OK, maybe not those skateboarders.  But, you know, others.

Not like those little parkour f****** or those snowboarder waterheads.

Actually, the below transcription is not really super accurate:  it's the basic idea, though.  I leave it as an exercise for the reader.

(https://i.ibb.co/NTpDC64/HL-DDS-0000000000098082.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2021, 09:58:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2021, 11:17:08 PM

Dude, skateboarders shred, man.  OK, maybe not those skateboarders.  But, you know, others.

Not like those little parkour f****** or those snowboarder waterheads.

Nah, I'm sorry but to me - there's nothing more futile than trying to be a skateboarder. Gravity is an unforgiving pregnant dog... and so is friction.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 19, 2021, 01:38:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2021, 09:58:29 AM

Nah, I'm sorry but to me - there's nothing more futile than trying to be a skateboarder. Gravity is an unforgiving pregnant dog... and so is friction.

That's a joke.  They "shred" in the sense that stupid little kids are "awesome":  not at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2021, 10:24:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 19, 2021, 01:38:29 PM

That's a joke.  They "shred" in the sense that stupid little kids are "awesome":  not at all.

Well... how was I to know. What sensible adult uses the word 'shred', unless it's followed by '-ded cabbage'

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 19, 2021, 11:17:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2021, 10:24:00 PM

Well... how was I to know. What sensible adult uses the word 'shred', unless it's followed by '-ded cabbage'

I shredded the hell out of an eye examination just now.

You all be bragging about your maculae and corneas and sh*t:  ain't got nothing on me, boy!  Perfection!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2021, 08:55:44 AM

The strangest thing an optometrist ever said to me was 'you have a lovely macula'.

I knew right then, she was a downright *** professional.

And... also how the perfect pick up line if I ever meet an optometrist at the bar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 20, 2021, 01:17:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2021, 08:55:44 AM

The strangest thing an optometrist ever said to me was 'you have a lovely macula'.

I knew right then, she was a downright *** professional.

Yes.  This optometrist was unreasonably excited after dilating the pupils and examining with a very bright light various surfaces of the eye.

I bet she says that to all the fellows.  Apparently she likes to do a lot of outdoor sports, so her facial skin condition was not the best.

(https://i.ibb.co/wrZN0Pw/cc9a0d74503d686a4721d86f8b2e78b6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 20, 2021, 10:40:46 PM

And then Bob stopped by and won the whole thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2021, 12:02:34 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 20, 2021, 10:40:46 PM

And then Bob stopped by and won the whole thread.

For barely longer than an hour...

Shameful Bob... but nice try.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 21, 2021, 12:28:03 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2021, 04:36:57 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/FgCDRND/236432078-10218964262486755-4968357550074878961-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2021, 12:52:11 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/3srpmf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 22, 2021, 02:38:09 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/wLmKc5h/230561055-4665797830097137-7323979148547731096-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2021, 03:52:32 PM

Like literally on them? Some people like that kinda thing I guess.
(https://www.ibtimes.com.au/sites/au.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2015/08/28/naked-platter.jpg?itok=Y9fuxXPD)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2021, 11:57:22 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2021, 03:52:32 PM

(https://www.ibtimes.com.au/sites/au.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2015/08/28/naked-platter.jpg?itok=Y9fuxXPD)

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU FIND sh*t SORT OF sh*t ON THE INTERNET???

I worry about you Lostinidlewonder... You're a fraction lower on the psycho scale than J_Tour, but that's worrying enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 23, 2021, 02:14:38 AM

The Japanese are renowned for oddities, "nyotaimori" being one of them, not that all Japanese do these things but that's where I noticed it! Look, it's not my fault people are like this, I just happen to notice these things..... lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2021, 04:04:11 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 23, 2021, 02:14:38 AM

The Japanese are renowned for oddities, "nyotaimori" being one of them, not that all Japanese do these things but that's where I noticed it!

Only the japanese could somehow make eating erotic. Next thing you know, those weirdos will be wondering why they get an erection every time they eat a frickin' salad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: annonymouse2 on August 23, 2021, 02:22:56 PM

This God forsaken place needs purged of its sins, so I'll just leave this here for you to ponder on the wickedness of your ways! 

Don't forget,  HE is watching you.



(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=15132;image)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 23, 2021, 03:28:32 PM

I know.  I'm with you always.

And whatsisface has a "psycho scale."

Good to know.  I still rule at it!

(https://i.ibb.co/X4N1Vkc/withyoualways-trucker.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2021, 10:46:39 PM

Quote from: annonymouse2 on August 23, 2021, 02:22:56 PM

This God forsaken place needs purged of its sins, so I'll just leave this here for you to ponder on the wickedness of your ways! 

Don't forget,  HE is watching you.

(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=15130;image)

Another guy who has trouble embedding... Annonymouse2 - you have NO idea what you are getting into.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2021, 04:03:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2021, 10:46:39 PM

Another guy who has trouble embedding... Annonymouse2 - you have NO idea what you are getting into.

I almost had sexual congress with a woman this time.

I'm almost not a virgin!

Oh. 

Well, still got closer than you mo***f****ers!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 10:06:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 24, 2021, 04:03:26 AM

I almost had sexual congress with a woman this time.

As opposed to what last time...

...a cactus...
...a blow-up doll...
...a mannequin???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2021, 12:17:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 10:06:31 AM

As opposed to what last time...

...a cactus...
...a blow-up doll...
...a mannequin???

All of the above?

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 12:54:35 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 24, 2021, 12:17:12 PM

All of the above?

;D

I worry about you... and so does your shrink...

...and the psychologist who's looking after your shrink. They're worried about their mental health knowing that they have to deal with you.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2021, 01:38:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 12:54:35 PM

I worry about you... and so does your shrink...

...and the psychologist who's looking after your shrink. They're worried about their mental health knowing that they have to deal with you.

 ;D

A what, now?

Better living through chemistry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 10:19:59 PM

Hey - I'm all for modern medicine and the drugs they create. I'm hoping it's going to keep me alive past 100, because praying to God ain't going to do anything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2021, 10:36:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 10:19:59 PM

Hey - I'm all for modern medicine and the drugs they create. I'm hoping it's going to keep me alive past 100, because praying to God ain't going to do anything.

With that attitude you're not going to survive this thread!

I'm not likely to continue beating myself.

And, yes, I was reminded yesterday that the local town pump is likely "home" (her apartment) now getting "fucked by some other dude." 

I almost punched him in the face, but it probably is true.  I did ask "where's my woman at?" knowing full well he doesn't know and doesn't really care about her, especially since she "dissed" him at the pool table a few weeks ago.  Which incident I didn't witness, but sounded entertaining the way he told it.  They're co-workers, but essentially subcontracters, so while they're nieghbors and know each other, it's more like a mild sense of "mutual acquaintances."  I don't think they're close friends.  Obviously I know "the girl," and this dude I've known for a few years, just playing billiards and such, and lots of "acquaintances" in common.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 01:05:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2021, 10:19:59 PM

Hey - I'm all for modern medicine and the drugs they create. I'm hoping it's going to keep me alive past 100, because praying to God ain't going to do anything.

Modern pharmaceutical often are merely controlling you rather than curing you from anything and this is especially true for depression medication. I've seen psilocybin cure drug resistant depression in other people for myself and they haven't had to take any more medicine for months afterwards. Oh and atheists attaching their belief systems in what they say is about as annoying as those insane religious people crying out in the streets.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2021, 01:20:14 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 01:05:42 AM

Modern pharmaceutical often are merely controlling you rather than curing you from anything and this is especially true for depression medication. I've seen psilocybin cure drug resistant depression in other people for myself and they haven't had to take any more medicine for months afterwards. Oh and athetists attaching their belief systems in what they say is about as annoying as those insane religious people crying out in the streets.

I don't have anything substantive to add to this, other than my opinion backed up by experience.

I find pharmaceuticals, even including "street drugs" such as alcohol or benzos or hallucinogens/entheogens to be a mixed bag.  There's been promising research in use of entheogens/halluciongens, but in the US, limited clinical research, unfortunately.

IME often as not causative of their own problems.

But, as with religions, which, as you know, I adhere to as a practice...not as a proselyte, but in the sense of a Wittgensteinian "mere practicioner," it has its own adherents.  Perhaps there is a middle ground, but I don't know what that is.

All things in moderation, including moderation.

IMHO, there is a profound and persistent urge among humans to self-mythologize, and I don't find it troublesome.  Not in the ordinary sense:  backed with common sense, it can be therapeutic in its own way, as well as humanizing and tempering of a crass sense of dissociation from the communalistic nature of humans, which I find to be a positive side effect. 

It is painful at first, but aside from reinforcing tribalistic urges, it is more a benefit.  I find, anyway. 

Music as well. 

Depends on how one uses these tools.

Yes, that's bit self-righteous, but just off top of the head.  Of course that's only my opinion.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2021, 09:26:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 01:05:42 AM

Oh and atheists attaching their belief systems in what they say is about as annoying as those insane religious people crying out in the streets.

I'm just merely stating the hypocrisy of many people who 'believe', who also go to the doctor when they're sick instead of praying to God.

Seems only fair. If they really had such faith in their God, they wouldn't need Doctors.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on August 25, 2021, 09:53:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2021, 09:26:38 AM

I'm just merely stating the hypocrisy of many people who 'believe', who also go to the doctor when they're sick instead of praying to God.

Seems only fair. If they really had such faith in their God, they wouldn't need Doctors.

I don't understand your ill thought out argument  P-P. 
Don't you think doctors  and medicine is put on this earth for a reason?   
Herbs and medicinal plants, vegetation we get drugs from were on this earth before man set foot on it. Over time we have come to study and realise their healing properties .   
How did they grow, who put them there?   
Of course drugs can be misused as well, as we know from. J-tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 10:40:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2021, 09:26:38 AM

I'm just merely stating the hypocrisy of many people who 'believe', who also go to the doctor when they're sick instead of praying to God.

Seems only fair. If they really had such faith in their God, they wouldn't need Doctors.

I don't think it's normal for anyone to think that prayer is mean to be a replacement for medicine. That's crazy thinking imho and if any Christian does it they really need to question whether they really want to put their God to a test, in fact I could rattle off so much Christian theology about that it would bore you to tears. lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 11:59:59 AM

Here's something to melt your brain.... with awkwardness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2021, 12:14:26 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 10:40:05 AM

I don't think it's normal for anyone to think that prayer is mean to be a replacement for medicine. That's crazy thinking imho

That's my opinion as well.  I don't know a great deal about theology (I'm still stuck in the XIIth century with the scholastics, and to some extent, neo-Thomism), but there a great number of aberrant thoughts associated with the topic.

Plenty to go around, from all sides, really.  It's not really a "great debate," except perhaps in a "deep thoughts for undergraduates" sense.

In the sense of how religion is meaningful today, and perhaps always, it's in the realm of political action and engagement, and in the US, unfortunately, it's a complete mess of incoherent jibber-jabber and repugnant ideologies.  Largely, from the view of the person on the street, that is:  there are effective, humane, and even radical elements aligned with principles from the French Enlightenment (yes, that's an irony), but one generally doesn't hear much about these movements.  Something about signal and noise and ratios.


(https://i.ibb.co/nRMWc5Y/judy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2021, 10:24:41 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2021, 11:59:59 AM

Here's something to melt your brain.... with awkwardness.

I remember someone came up to me and when I questioned what he did, he introduced himself as a musician. I asked him what instrument he played, and he said 'He was a DJ'.

Most awkward moment... EVER!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2021, 12:37:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2021, 10:24:41 PM

I remember someone came up to me and when I questioned what he did, he introduced himself as a musician. I asked him what instrument he played, and he said 'He was a DJ'.

Most awkward moment... EVER!!!

Right.  Maybe related to this dude:

Quote from: some rube

BASS PLAYER AVAILABLE FOR PAYING GIGS ONLY. I PLAY G, C, D. IF YOUR
SONGS ARE NOT IN G, PLEASE TRANSPOSE THEM INTO G. IF YOUR SONG HAS AN
EM OR BM OR ANYTHING OFF THE WALL I WILL PROBABLY SIT OUT THAT CHORD.
OR I COULD LEARN THOSE NOTES FOR $30 EACH. IF YOU WANT ME TO DO FANCY
STUFF LIKE GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN G AND D WHILE YOU HOLD A G CHORD,
FORGET IT BECAUSE I’M A “POCKET” PLAYER.

MINIMUM $100 PER GIG WITHIN A 5 MILE RADIUS OF 37204. $5 PER MILE TRAVEL
CHARGE FOR OTHER AREAS OUT OF TOWN.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR GIGS ARE ON A METRO NASHVILLE BUS ROUTE, OR YOU CAN
PICK ME UP AT MY PLACE. MUST BE HOME BY 11 PM DUE TO PREVIOUS LEGAL HASSLES.

NO GIGS WITHIN 500 YARDS OF SCHOOLS, PARKS, OR PLAYGROUNDS.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2021, 09:58:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 26, 2021, 12:37:52 AM

Right.  Maybe related to this dude:

Quote

BASS PLAYER AVAILABLE FOR PAYING GIGS ONLY. I PLAY G, C, D. IF YOUR
SONGS ARE NOT IN G, PLEASE TRANSPOSE THEM INTO G. IF YOUR SONG HAS AN
EM OR BM OR ANYTHING OFF THE WALL I WILL PROBABLY SIT OUT THAT CHORD.
OR I COULD LEARN THOSE NOTES FOR $30 EACH. IF YOU WANT ME TO DO FANCY
STUFF LIKE GO BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN G AND D WHILE YOU HOLD A G CHORD,
FORGET IT BECAUSE I’M A “POCKET” PLAYER.

MINIMUM $100 PER GIG WITHIN A 5 MILE RADIUS OF 37204. $5 PER MILE TRAVEL
CHARGE FOR OTHER AREAS OUT OF TOWN.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR GIGS ARE ON A METRO NASHVILLE BUS ROUTE, OR YOU CAN
PICK ME UP AT MY PLACE. MUST BE HOME BY 11 PM DUE TO PREVIOUS LEGAL HASSLES.

NO GIGS WITHIN 500 YARDS OF SCHOOLS, PARKS, OR PLAYGROUNDS.

And NOW we know where the idea of a 'poor musician' came from. I wonder if he ever made ends meet by prostituting himself in the street.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2021, 02:14:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2021, 09:58:19 AM

And NOW we know where the idea of a 'poor musician' came from. I wonder if he ever made ends meet by prostituting himself in the street.

You just don't get it.

See, this "musician" is a POCKET player. 

One of the very best, I'm sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2021, 10:24:09 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 26, 2021, 02:14:34 PM

You just don't get it.

See, this "musician" is a POCKET player. 

One of the very best, I'm sure.

I don't know what you mean by Pocket player... and I refuse to google that as I somehow suspect it will bring up results that I wouldn't be able to unsee.

Sounds like a psychopath - surprised you aren't friends with him J_Tour.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 27, 2021, 12:14:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2021, 10:24:09 PM

Sounds like a psychopath - surprised you aren't friends with him J_Tour.    ;D

Naw. 

I've even been known to do "fancy" things like alternate between the root and the fifth with the LH.  In G, of course, and only in G.

But, yes, those "off the wall" chords like Bm and Em, I couldn't agree more.

No place for such frippery in pocket music.

I'm allowed within 500 meters of most schools, parks, and playgrounds, though.  It's just Chuck E. Cheese I'm banned from.

(https://i.ibb.co/Bt8VSTj/chuck-e-cheese-scaled.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2021, 08:06:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 27, 2021, 12:14:12 AM

Naw. 

I've even been known to do "fancy" things like alternate between the root and the fifth with the LH.  In G, of course, and only in G.

But, yes, those "off the wall" chords like Bm and Em, I couldn't agree more.

BLASPHEMY!!! I and V chords are boring as sh*t. Hell, even Mary had a little lamb could do with a little spice, or as I like to call it - the vi and IV chords.

C and G are boring as sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 27, 2021, 12:40:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2021, 08:06:54 AM

G [is] boring as sh*t.

That's true.  The key of E minor is much better.

But, yes, a plain unaltered V7 chord is not that exciting.  It needs an augmented fifth, and either a b9, a #9, or both.  Plus the 13.  Don't be such a square, man!

C?  It's OK for certain things.  Like right up my nostrils, or ear-holes, or one of those orifices.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2021, 11:32:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 27, 2021, 12:40:08 PM

That's true.  The key of E minor is much better.

But, yes, a plain unaltered V7 chord is not that exciting.  It needs an augmented fifth, and either a b9, a #9, or both.  Plus the 13.  Don't be such a square, man!

C?  It's OK for certain things.  Like right up my nostrils, or ear-holes, or one of those orifices.

Why am I not surprised that you managed to turn the letter 'C' into a reference for Cocaine.

And please don't go into greater detail about which orifices you stuffed that sweet white powder into.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 27, 2021, 11:34:36 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on August 27, 2021, 11:36:26 PM

^Old but gold!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 28, 2021, 12:38:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 27, 2021, 11:32:59 PM

And please don't go into greater detail about which orifices you stuffed that sweet white powder into.

Why the eff not? 

No, it is true, I prefer C insufflated!  Few other drugs can make that claim.

Picture a forum full of musicians without reference to illicit drug use, and I'll eat your hat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2021, 02:31:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 28, 2021, 12:38:37 AM

Picture a forum full of musicians without reference to illicit drug use, and I'll eat your hat.

I don't own a hat, so you're fresh out of luck... and anyway, I never liked Eric Clapton.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 28, 2021, 03:07:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2021, 02:31:36 AM

I don't own a hat, so you're fresh out of luck... and anyway, I never liked Eric Clapton.

Fair enough.

I favor Freddy King's albums myself, but one must admit there's a fair bit of substance use among musicians. 

Of whatever variety.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2021, 08:42:09 AM

I don't think anyone can hold a candle against Keith Richards on the use of drugs...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 28, 2021, 01:14:03 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/1XPzhJD/516e13ccfc180e6c879da40c94ef4c31.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 28, 2021, 06:24:12 PM

Yawn.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2021, 01:37:05 AM

Bon Scott used to live in my city, actually right behind one of our houses. I used to drive past his gravestone every week going to work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2021, 02:35:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on August 28, 2021, 06:24:12 PM

Yawn.

Maybe you need more sleep Bob. I'll take care of this thread, while you take a nap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2021, 03:01:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2021, 02:35:19 AM

Maybe you need more sleep Bob. I'll take care of this thread, while you take a nap.

Nope.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2021, 04:17:40 AM

I thought you didn't like Rick Beato???

Also... no one cares what happened to Ed Sheeran. Once he got involved with One Direction, his career has slid downhill much like slush on a car drivers front window.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2021, 04:44:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2021, 04:17:40 AM

I thought you didn't like Rick Beato???

Also... no one cares what happened to Ed Sheeran. Once he got involved with One Direction, his career has slid downhill much like slush on a car drivers front window.

How do you tune a 12-string guitar?  Nobody knows.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2021, 10:44:07 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 29, 2021, 04:44:46 AM

How do you tune a 12-string guitar?  Nobody knows.

With a pair of scissors.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2021, 11:53:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2021, 10:44:07 PM

With a pair of scissors.    ;D

One could try leaving it on a street corner, but then people are going to start a big pile of them that then must be burned.

A serious fire hazard.

Such a great sound, I mean.  No, there are some legitimate uses for double-courses of strings, but really, no.  It's like a harpsichord or something.  Burn it all to the ground, leave no trace for future generations.

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2021, 02:54:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 29, 2021, 04:44:46 AM

How do you tune a 12-string guitar?  Nobody knows.

You shouldn't and thus create unique music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 03:02:23 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2021, 02:54:08 AM

You shouldn't and thus create unique music.

I just slap an octave doubler pedal on those, put it through an envelope filter....add a Floyd Rose tremolo to the bridge....file the nut so it takes 16-->58 strings....meh, it's good enough!

And the wives were none the wiser!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 08:55:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 03:02:23 AM

I just slap an octave doubler pedal on those, put it through an envelope filter....add a Floyd Rose tremolo to the bridge....file the nut so it takes 16-->58 strings....meh, it's good enough!

And the wives were none the wiser!

No one is wiser in that situation... probably because no one cares.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 12:02:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 08:55:32 AM

No one is wiser in that situation... probably because no one cares.    ;D

Yeah, well, you wouldn't care:  you're not a "senior level" luthier, are you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 01:09:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 12:02:29 PM

Yeah, well, you wouldn't care:  you're not a "senior level" luthier, are you?

I've made thousands through selling online arrangements in both Sheet Music and MP3 music. I think that already shows how bloody good I am... plus 'Senior level' as we all know is just some bullshit line made up by some wannabee composer.

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Post by: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 01:52:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 01:09:41 PM

I've made thousands through selling online arrangements in both Sheet Music and MP3 music. I think that already shows how bloody good I am... plus 'Senior level' as we all know is just some bullshit line made up by some wannabee composer.

Yes, that may be, and I have heard some of your arrangements and have no reason to doubt you.

But are you a senior level LUTHIER?

I didn't think so, mister man!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 02:08:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 01:52:01 PM

Yes, that may be, and I have heard some of your arrangements and have no reason to doubt you.

But are you a senior level LUTHIER?

Nah... I am devoting my life to the piano and nothing else. I can't be bothered with fixing string instruments.

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Post by: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 04:54:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 02:08:31 PM

Nah... I am devoting my life to the piano and nothing else. I can't be bothered with fixing string instruments.

And you have the audacity to speak of the noble twelve-string guitar!

For shame!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 10:13:34 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 04:54:43 PM

And you have the audacity to speak of the noble twelve-string guitar!

I don't feel shame... my programming renders it useless.

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Post by: j_tour on August 30, 2021, 11:17:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2021, 10:13:34 PM

I don't feel shame... my programming renders it useless.

I think you should reboot yourself.  Could be some dessicated capacitors, as well.

Here, have a conflagration.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6BcZ_qynZSs/maxresdefault.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2021, 10:13:24 AM

Lucky I always keep one of these handy:

(https://www.automegastore.com.au/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/e4d64343b1bc593f1c5348fe05efa4a6/a/m/ams30370_1.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on August 31, 2021, 02:14:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2021, 10:13:24 AM

Lucky I always keep one of these handy:

(https://www.automegastore.com.au/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/e4d64343b1bc593f1c5348fe05efa4a6/a/m/ams30370_1.jpg)

Those are excellent for smashing rats.  Also puppies and small children. 

I approve this message.

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Post by: compline on August 31, 2021, 03:55:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 31, 2021, 02:14:15 PM

Those are excellent for smashing rats.  Also puppies and small children. 

I approve this message.

You missed out the smashing of guitars with said extinguisher.  Now that must be most satisfying hearing the crush and twanging of the strings!

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Post by: compline on August 31, 2021, 04:10:51 PM

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Post by: j_tour on August 31, 2021, 04:11:10 PM

Quote from: compline on August 31, 2021, 03:55:19 PM

You missed out the smashing of guitarists with said extinguisher.  Now that must be most satisfying hearing the crush and twanging of their puny, tone-deaf wheedling screams!

I think you misspelled "guitarists."

Don't worry.  I fixed that up for you.
 

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Post by: compline on August 31, 2021, 04:15:10 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 31, 2021, 04:11:10 PM

I think you misspelled "guitarists."

Don't worry.  I fixed that up for you.

Well, trust you to go full retard, in keeping with. your character! 

 ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2021, 10:19:51 PM

Quote from: compline on August 31, 2021, 04:15:10 PM

Well, trust you to go full retard, in keeping with. your character! 

 ;D

What else did you expect from the one and only J_Tour.

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Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2021, 01:18:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2021, 10:19:51 PM

What else did you expect from the one and only J_Tour.

Yeah, whatever.  You sound like a Ghostbusters cosplayer.  Maybe Annie Potts's character.

Stop that immediately.

And that movie Tropic Thunder is old as sh*t, so how about something from after the Eisenhower administration?  Bunch of little f******ts.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2021, 11:01:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 01, 2021, 01:18:29 AM

Yeah, whatever.  You sound like a Ghostbusters cosplayer.  Maybe Annie Potts's character.

Stop that immediately.

And that movie Tropic Thunder is old as sh*t, so how about something from after the Eisenhower administration?  Bunch of little f******ts.[/font]

Says the man who had a fetish for movies from the 1950's only months ago based on the actors and memes he would post.

As if that isn't the 'Pott' calling the kettle black.

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Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2021, 02:04:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2021, 11:01:26 AM

Says the man who had a fetish for movies from the 1950's only months ago based on the actors and memes he would post.

As if that isn't the 'Pott' calling the kettle black.

I don't know what you're talking about.

There was a lot of crap made in the 1950s.  Kids with their talking pictures and rock and roll and hot rods.

(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/9MeB66etEdPIYct27wsz82yJt5H.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2021, 10:29:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 01, 2021, 02:04:40 PM

I don't know what you're talking about.

There was a lot of crap made in the 1950s.  Kids with their talking pictures and rock and roll and hot rods.

Most of those kids now would be in their 80's now and probably have dementia.

Way to convince us of your youthfulness.

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Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2021, 10:46:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2021, 10:29:57 PM

Most of those kids now would be in their 80's now and probably have dementia.

Way to convince us of your youthfulness.

I'm 100 years young and I smoke the reefer every day.  I also wear sunglasses indoors, so you know I'm down with the hep youths and their grunge look that's so popular.

I also never get in trouble for smashing my car into things, or shoplifting, or my raging racism and sexism on account of my age.

Code name?  "The Silver Fox," natch.

It's a pity Mamie Van Doren is too young for me.  I touched one of her dirty pillows once, though, in 1963.

So I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar.

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Post by: compline on September 02, 2021, 02:22:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 01, 2021, 10:46:19 PM

I'm 100 years young and I smoke the reefer every day.  I also wear sunglasses indoors, so you know I'm down with the hep youths and their grunge look that's so popular.

I also never get in trouble for smashing my car into things, or shoplifting, or my raging racism and sexism on account of my age.

Code name?  "The Silver Fox," natch.

It's a pity Mamie Van Doren is too young for me.  I touched one of her dirty pillows once, though, in 1963.

So I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar.

Nurse, nurse, J-t is out of bed again!


What a load of old hogwash emitting from Rambling Sid Rumpo!   


.

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Post by: j_tour on September 02, 2021, 03:13:03 AM

Quote from: compline on September 02, 2021, 02:22:59 AM

Nurse, nurse, J-t is out of bed again!


What a load of old hogwash emitting from Rambling Sid Rumpo!   

Are you talking about that little girl who got murdered?

If so, press play while connected to a powerful amplifier and good speakers.

If not, do it anyway.

Trust me, I am.

Or if you're really old, do this one.  It will adequately perturb local pests like dogs.

I hear this one fine, but who can prove the source of the sound?

If you like sine waves, you'll really dig it.  Highest possible volume.

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Post by: compline on September 02, 2021, 06:56:46 AM

 Just so you know, I don't click on any of your videos!   

I'd rather listen to the sound of silence.   :)
I'm so glad I live in the peaceful countryside, and not in any harsh, noisy , crappy city.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2021, 08:57:51 AM

I was curious to see what my hearing status was... While I can't hear the 18,000hz audio... I can JUST make it to 17,200hz... and I'm in my mid 30's.

I'm pretty proud of that. Professional at my last hearing check said I had the ears of someone 10 years younger.

 ;D

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Post by: j_tour on September 02, 2021, 01:40:11 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/LYsvRxk/6c5ae153a8071d41411e59d56bd85e0896f70882.jpg)

Why?  Because "he took it out."

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2021, 10:17:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 02, 2021, 01:40:11 PM

Why?  Because "he took it out."

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/404/6b2.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 02, 2021, 11:11:27 PM

“You got the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster’s having sex with the hen. But who’s having sex with the chicken? Something’s missing!”

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 03, 2021, 01:39:03 AM

Circumventing censor leaves you a black spot on your internet soul.

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Post by: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 02:19:08 AM

Exactly.  You ***, p_p, you trying to get this thread closed?

Also, you *really* don't want to have a porno contest with me.  There are lots of "little people," as they like to be called, and just like everyone's favorite Scottish game, golf, there are eighteen holes.  No Mulligans allowed, either.  You have to play it from the rough and right onto the green.

"There’s nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil."

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2021, 08:57:51 AM

I was curious to see what my hearing status was... While I can't hear the 18,000hz audio... I can JUST make it to 17,200hz.

And about this.  Balls, I just don't believe it.  I'm probably a mere ten years older than you, but admittedly, I have some hearing damage.

You see, a grenade exploded inside my helmet when I was fighting eco-terrorists in the 1990s during my fascist phase.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2021, 09:25:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 02:19:08 AM

Exactly.  You ***, p_p, you trying to get this thread closed?

With me as the winner... YEAH!!! That's basically been the entire point of this thread - to be the last one standing when the thread is closed.

Quote from: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 02:19:08 AM

Balls, I just don't believe it.  I'm probably a mere ten years older than you, but admittedly, I have some hearing damage.

You see, a grenade exploded inside my helmet when I was fighting eco-terrorists in the 1990s during my fascist phase.

Well... that would be because when I was in the 1990's, I spent most of it in primary school.

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Post by: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 01:16:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2021, 09:25:38 AM

Well... that would be because when I was in the 1990's, I spent most of it in primary school.

Isn't that darling!  You were what, like a teenager at the time?  Fractions are hard!  Plus those "times tables."

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2021, 01:59:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 01:16:31 PM

Isn't that darling!  You were what, like a teenager at the time?  Fractions are hard!  Plus those "times tables."

(https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Jan-Blommaert/publication/265850004/figure/fig2/AS:392183849996307@1470515324911/pregnant dog-please-meme-Google-Images-downloaded-September-1-2014.png)

I had the times tables mastered when I was 5, and was doing odd multiplications like 15 x 9 in my head at that age... same with telling the time on analogue clocks.

Fractions I had mastered by the time I was 7. Maths isn't *** hard; and if people think it is - they just don't have a decent enough teacher.

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Post by: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 02:32:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2021, 01:59:03 PM

Fractions I had mastered by the time I was 7. Maths isn't *** hard; and if people think it is - they just don't have a decent enough teacher.

Maybe simpletons need a teacher. 

A real man needs a few postulates, and some notational conveniences drawn from manuscript sources.

(https://i.ibb.co/DWp4M1R/91u-He-OWIf7-L-AC-SX522.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2021, 11:21:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 03, 2021, 02:32:18 PM

A real man needs a few postulates, and some notational conveniences drawn from manuscript sources.

(https://i.ibb.co/DWp4M1R/91u-He-OWIf7-L-AC-SX522.jpg)

Nice gloves... are they the ones you use to dispose of your victims?

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Post by: j_tour on September 04, 2021, 01:39:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2021, 11:21:52 PM

Nice gloves... are they the ones you use to dispose of your victims?

Thank you!  I like them as well. 

No, one uses nitrile gloves when handling biological specimens.

These are my "going a-courtin'" gloves. 

Women are fascinated by them, and men envy them.

They have other uses, though, in a more professional setting.

(https://i.ibb.co/WsNshkK/18765783-1066420243457554-7955121078114978790-n.jpg)

Actually, I have worn them indoors at a bar during the beginning of the COVID "conspiracy," and recently late at night, since I was wearing a safari jacket, I ran out to the car and grabbed them to demonstrate something about the TV show The A-Team to some people I was talking to.  They are very tight fitting, thin, durable gloves if one needs quality hand protection while retaining the ability to manipulate small objects.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2021, 03:58:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 04, 2021, 01:39:32 AM

Thank you!  I like them as well. 

No, one uses nitrile gloves when handling biological specimens.

These are my "going a-courtin'" gloves. 

Women are fascinated by them, and men envy them.

They have other uses, though, in a more professional setting.

Actually, I have worn them indoors at a bar during the beginning of the COVID "conspiracy," and recently late at night, since I was wearing a safari jacket, I ran out to the car and grabbed them to demonstrate something about the TV show The A-Team to some people I was talking to.  They are very tight fitting, thin, durable gloves if one needs quality hand protection while retaining the ability to manipulate small objects.

While I usually read everything you write, I was rolling on the floor with this beautiful cartoon that really should be sent to every keyboard player in the hemisphere who uses the 'evil transposition button'.

(https://i.ibb.co/WsNshkK/18765783-1066420243457554-7955121078114978790-n.jpg)

I laughed my sorry arse off. I wonder if hell is a place full of demons playing pieces of music on the piano all seemingly physically in the right key... but they sound a minor 3rd lower in pitch.

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Post by: j_tour on September 04, 2021, 01:44:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2021, 03:58:11 AM

I wonder if hell is a place full of demons playing pieces of music on the piano all seemingly physically in the right key... but they sound a minor 3rd lower in pitch.

It sounds like this.

(https://i.ibb.co/7JM08ZZ/9f37b6403e4d2fa85c987bed38905617dd0d5751.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2021, 02:27:07 AM

That or it's an infinite cycle of...

'the wheels on the bus go round and round...'

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Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2021, 03:42:20 AM

Yeah, but they make a very fine cocktail down there.

(https://i.ibb.co/n18KBkR/screenshot8268.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2021, 05:06:33 AM

What type of fancy-free guy drinks cocktails???

Whisky, Beer or Cognac. That's all a man is meant to drink.

Wine, if he's in the company of other woman and men who are interested in sharing a bottle, but no frickin' cocktails.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2021, 06:46:36 AM

I actually don't like wine but when paired with the correct cheese the taste is a lot better thank you to the German and French for that education ahhaha. Haven't you ever hosted a cocktail party? It's a lot of fun, everyone brings a particular bottle and within 30 mins everyone is on the floor paralysed. Eventually you abandon all recepies and improvise alcoholic masterpieces.

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Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2021, 12:55:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2021, 05:06:33 AM

What type of fancy-free guy drinks cocktails???

That's supposed to be set in hell, remember.  And notice the nasty-ass Jim Beam that Joe Don Baker is improving with a common medication for gastric distress. 

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2021, 06:46:36 AM

Haven't you ever hosted a cocktail party?

A *WHAT*??  Sounds fancy.

There's a place for mixed drinks:  to hide the objectionable flavor of inferior liquors.

A daquiri?  Some musty pirate's rum with a little citrus.

Salmiakkikossu?  Any old vodka with ammonium chloride/licorice candies dissolved in it until black in color.

Anyway, p_p has defended cocktails in the past, so I'm calling him out for perfidy.

However WINE is very good.  Paul Masson Emerald Dry, André's Cold Duck, Night Train, Thunderbird, Franzia Crisp White in a 5L box.  Some of the very best ways to consume over thirty units of alcohol in a sitting, and one's breath is not affected until the metabolites of alcohol start to color one's exhalations after digestion, which can be disguised with breath mints.  Plus, it looks fancy, but is not.

(https://i.ibb.co/7bZdP5j/Stranglerhost1.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2021, 10:14:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2021, 12:55:35 PM

A daquiri?  Some musty pirate's rum with a little citrus.

Salmiakkikossu?  Any old vodka with ammonium chloride/licorice candies dissolved in it until black in color.

Anyway, p_p has defended cocktails in the past, so I'm calling him out for perfidy.

I'm going to bet 1 of 2 things... either:

1) You can't prove it, and you're not going to troll through 261 pages of comments just to find it so you can seem right...

2) By sheer luck you do find it, and prove to everyone you have WAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

Your move.

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Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2021, 11:14:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2021, 10:14:12 PM

I'm going to bet 1 of 2 things... either:

1) You can't prove it, and you're not going to troll through 261 pages of comments just to find it so you can seem right...

2) By sheer luck you do find it, and prove to everyone you have WAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands.

Your move.

I'm not going to look it up but it wasn't that long ago.  Something about whiskey....where I was talking about the disgusting sounding set of shots known as The Cheeseburger.

Viz., one shot of tequila, one shot of pickle juice, one shot of tomato juice, taken in that order.

Don't be that way!  What's up with that?

(https://i.ibb.co/2y4ksjj/original-24051-1449872008-3.webp)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2021, 08:36:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2021, 11:14:56 PM

where I was talking about the disgusting sounding set of shots known as The Cheeseburger.

Viz., one shot of tequila, one shot of pickle juice, one shot of tomato juice, taken in that order.

Don't be that way!  What's up with that?

Even I haven't had a 'cheeseburger', so I don't know why you're implying that I know more about cocktails than you when I have never heard of it.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/c1dcc5976f01db0417f5417fc8402c11/tumblr_p7mum5GO8n1rwhnfqo7.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on September 06, 2021, 02:07:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2021, 08:36:54 AM

Even I haven't had a 'cheeseburger', so I don't know why you're implying that I know more about cocktails than you when I have never heard of it.

You were simping on cocktails and you know it!

But I can't talk about it anymore, because I'm enraged that this fool stole my idea of how to consume snack foods.

(https://i.ibb.co/qp5gvZD/image1-5.jpg)

And a "Cheeseburger" is not a mixed drink.  It sounds revolting and I've never had one either.  Just heard about it from a bartender.

///////////////////////////////

PROOF!!!!!!!!  ***!!!!!!!

Oh...I might have just wasted a little bit more time on this than is correct.    :(  >:(

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2021, 09:07:15 AM

Variety is the spice of life, and sometimes when you get sick of Whisky, it's nice to add a little extra something to smooth it out.

I like a good ol' Whisky Mac, which is 3 parts Ginger wine to 2 parts Whisky. Quite nice in summer.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2021, 10:13:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 06, 2021, 02:07:24 PM

Variety is the spice of life, and sometimes when you get sick of Whisky, it's nice to add a little extra something to smooth it out.

I like a good ol' Whisky Mac, which is 3 parts Ginger wine to 2 parts Whisky. Quite nice in summer.

I'm not exactly sure that is classified as a cocktail... It's whisky and wine mixed together... hardly a cocktail.

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Post by: j_tour on September 06, 2021, 11:09:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2021, 10:13:18 PM

I'm not exactly sure that is classified as a cocktail... It's whisky and wine mixed together... hardly a cocktail.

Honestly.  Really.  Horsepucky.

(https://i.ibb.co/fSyM5Pd/every-single-day-shea-whitney.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2021, 10:04:30 AM

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0CZClVvjkUs/XMxKBbg5y2I/AAAAAAAAU8M/niBANQWxtkgMZq6G3aFQwhbmzXA3O8y3ACK4BGAYYCw/s1600/Peanuts-1972-05-3.png)

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Post by: j_tour on September 07, 2021, 01:01:07 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/qDmnwKW/giphy.gif)

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Post by: Bob on September 07, 2021, 04:48:53 PM

(https://preview.redd.it/kps0pl33j2m71.jpg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=639929bc5b7c2cbccde917f935f98ce08a4e7e78)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2021, 10:31:12 PM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/54404555/awww-thats-cute.jpg)

I'd give a longer reply if I could, but I'm about to head out to work.

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Post by: j_tour on September 08, 2021, 02:24:30 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/mNbgkZg/peoplelikefrank.jpg)

On a more serious note, how long until imgbb folds and makes every image linked into a broken link?  I give it a year, maybe.  But that's optimistic.  Too bad pianostreet doesn't host images:  it's not like there's a lot of traffic here.

But, then, most of it would be consumed by "senior level" illiterate rubes, so whatever.

And, hey Bob.

Bob.

Bob!

Bob?

Hey Bob!

Whatcha doing?

Bob?

Hey, Bob!

You there?

You still there?

Bob!

How's it going?

Bob?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2021, 09:37:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 08, 2021, 02:24:30 AM

And, hey Bob.

Bob.

Bob!

Bob?

Hey Bob!

Whatcha doing?

Bob?

Hey, Bob!

You there?

You still there?

Bob!

How's it going?

Bob?

That reminds me of something...

IF VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS USED SOCIAL MEDIA:

(https://i.ibb.co/gT4qSZD/Link-Facebook.png)

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Post by: j_tour on September 08, 2021, 02:19:02 PM

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Post by: Bob on September 08, 2021, 05:35:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 08, 2021, 02:24:30 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/mNbgkZg/peoplelikefrank.jpg)

On a more serious note, how long until imgbb folds and makes every image linked into a broken link?  I give it a year, maybe.  But that's optimistic.  Too bad pianostreet doesn't host images:  it's not like there's a lot of traffic here.

But, then, most of it would be consumed by "senior level" illiterate rubes, so whatever.

And, hey Bob.

Bob.

Bob!

Bob?

Hey Bob!

Whatcha doing?

Bob?

Hey, Bob!

You there?

You still there?

Bob!

How's it going?

Bob?

(https://industrialscripts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/dale-cooper-1.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2021, 10:32:50 PM

Hi Bob...

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/despicableme/images/c/ca/Bob-from-the-minions-movie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2021, 02:03:26 AM

Would Special Agent Bob care for some of Audrey's cherry pie?

(https://i.ibb.co/j5V9FM8/164370.jpg)

Let's see what Lil has to say.

(https://up.smileux.com/2017/02/blue-rose-lil.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2021, 09:56:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 09, 2021, 02:03:26 AM

Would Special Agent Bob care for some of Audrey's cherry pie?

(https://i.ibb.co/j5V9FM8/164370.jpg)

I think traditionally, it's meant to be served on a plate.

One misplaced spoon placement and you are being sued for sexual harassment.

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Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2021, 03:33:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2021, 09:56:33 AM

One misplaced spoon placement and you are being sued for sexual harassment.

(https://i.ibb.co/ggBLdvD/5bcaac39036892538ab2785ea3d10a6f963774f7.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2021, 10:24:01 PM

Looks like a hippie love-in.

I ain't touching that with a 20-foot pole...

...or a 20-foot spoon.

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Post by: j_tour on September 10, 2021, 12:12:12 AM

Drink it on down, sonny.

(https://i.ibb.co/Sm8PNfM/6170a.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 10, 2021, 12:46:56 AM

Beware of spoons.

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Post by: j_tour on September 10, 2021, 02:26:04 AM

It's struggling to win the thread!  That's just precious!

(https://i.ibb.co/VmXFC6v/b47a80d87e12a3bac57e4eb0495d14ea2c7bd415.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2021, 09:38:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 10, 2021, 12:46:56 AM

Beware of spoons.

But how else am I meant to eat my custard??? With a *** FORK???

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Post by: j_tour on September 10, 2021, 03:10:28 PM

Just eat it.  Drink it all in.

(https://i.ibb.co/4gD901h/e737dbb8052cea199291a96b15fdae528dca3790.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 10, 2021, 03:26:19 PM

Some people don't know you are supposed to consume custard.

So it is tradition to force them to consume it.

(https://au.toluna.com/dpolls_images/2018/06/06/bb89bb2d-58c2-49d1-8b9d-27d5777402f8_x365.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 11, 2021, 12:51:12 AM

I'm full of custard.  Why don't you all eat mine?

(https://i.ibb.co/mbFxBx1/93a800ea0578b9ba71f81d8f1c8943c5ff8edc83.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2021, 01:45:21 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 10, 2021, 03:26:19 PM

Some people don't know you are supposed to consume custard.

So it is tradition to force them to consume it.

(https://au.toluna.com/dpolls_images/2018/06/06/bb89bb2d-58c2-49d1-8b9d-27d5777402f8_x365.jpg)

I must say - that made me laugh... HARD. I never thought of it like that.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 11, 2021, 03:12:33 AM

I'm glad you lauged lo0ol. I have to say when googling other usages for custard I came across some eye melting moments. Some people really don't know custard is meant to be eaten!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2021, 03:19:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 11, 2021, 03:12:33 AM

I'm glad you lauged lo0ol. I have to say when googling other usages for custard I came across some eye melting moments. Some people really don't know custard is meant to be eaten!

Now you have me worried... eye melting... as in 'Raiders of the lost ark' eye melting type???

(https://c.tenor.com/UGwvNNc5i_oAAAAC/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-face-melt.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 11, 2021, 03:25:15 AM

Yes exactly like that. I remember seeing Raiders of the lost Ark when I was like 5 and that scene used to freak me out ahahah!!! We had it on VHS and I watched the movie like 10000000000 times. Now it's just laughable.... wait... i think i wet my pants.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2021, 06:10:16 AM

I think the one that had me in fear was Ghostbusters... that first scene in the library had me quite horrified.

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Post by: j_tour on September 11, 2021, 06:05:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2021, 06:10:16 AM

horrified.

(https://i.ibb.co/GCXrmBp/4573060-600.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on September 11, 2021, 07:45:00 PM

Hm.  This thread is going in a weird direction.  ::)

*Bob has googled.*
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/director-remembers-warrants-infamous-banned-cherry-pie-video-30-years-later-194937746.html

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 12, 2021, 12:50:35 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 11, 2021, 07:45:00 PM

Hm.  This thread is going in a weird direction.  ::)

*Bob has googled.*
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/director-remembers-warrants-infamous-banned-cherry-pie-video-30-years-later-194937746.html

I ain't touching that with a 20-foot pole, rubber gloves and a hazmat suit.

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Post by: j_tour on September 12, 2021, 01:23:53 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/XYqKmn2/241789612-10159375921679463-7178930983653842827-n.jpg)

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Post by: Bob on September 13, 2021, 07:29:56 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2021, 08:43:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 12, 2021, 01:23:53 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/XYqKmn2/241789612-10159375921679463-7178930983653842827-n.jpg)

Maybe she's faking it...

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2021, 07:29:56 AM

As someone who has played this MANY times at school (as it's one of our most common hymns), that was the *** FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME.

Almost as bad as the Messiah Organist on Crack:

Makes me laugh EVERY TIME!!!

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Post by: Bob on September 13, 2021, 04:49:14 PM

BAM!   That's right.  It is spring down there.  *Bob considers flipping the pic upside down but that's too much work.*

(https://i.redd.it/el546d5xw9n71.png)

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Post by: Bob on September 13, 2021, 10:53:09 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 14, 2021, 01:56:35 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/ZHgt3mb/dennis-hopper-frank-booth-snl-whats-that-smell-02.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 14, 2021, 04:41:30 AM

(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aXbPQjb_700bwp.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2021, 10:04:19 AM

Quote from: Bob on September 13, 2021, 04:49:14 PM

(https://i.redd.it/el546d5xw9n71.png)

Oh please - most of them are just hungry, so if you give them a cracker - they turn into your new best fuzzy friend.

They're actually very friendly birds.

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Post by: j_tour on September 14, 2021, 03:05:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2021, 10:04:19 AM

They're actually very friendly birds.

(https://i.ibb.co/Qdw5xWJ/b3f5e35c720f548c7952d8fd1dac6f17ece775a0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: outin on September 14, 2021, 04:23:40 PM

You people...still trying?

I will come back every year or two to see if you losers were smart enough to give up. Since you cannot win. I have elevated myself onto a superior plane of existence and you'll all be dead long before I will finally decide to end this thing.

Time for me to play with my cello...he's so cute after all 8)

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Post by: yewtree on September 14, 2021, 05:12:16 PM

Quote from: outin on September 14, 2021, 04:23:40 PM

You people...still trying?

I will come back every year or two to see if you losers were smart enough to give up. Since you cannot win. I have elevated myself onto a superior plane of existence and you'll all be dead long before I will finally decide to end this thing.

Time for me to play with my cello...he's so cute after all 8)

It it's in your power Outin, end it all now, or  get Nils to knock this thread on the  head!
It lowers the tone of the professionalism of the site, unless I have been utterly  deluded about the  professionalism of some folks here.  Its beneath my dignity.
 

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Post by: j_tour on September 15, 2021, 03:00:08 AM

Wow.  Someone sounds like a lot of fun at parties.  How charming.

(https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/fltimes.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/1/8a/18aff58a-314f-11e5-8471-1b8764b1d544/55b1077d1e5ea.image.jpg?crop=1424%2C1068%2C0%2C193&resize=840%2C630&order=crop%2Cresize)

outin:  you don't have a future in this thread!  There will be no winning for you!  I forbid it!

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/original/2X/f/f8635ac6d2f34ab1afb26c5168420e7c305ebb9c.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 15, 2021, 03:12:40 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 15, 2021, 03:42:02 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 15, 2021, 03:12:40 AM

blahblahblah something children whatever

No.  Why?  Children are idiots, by definition.

(https://i.ibb.co/N295w1J/240764901-4701570633270475-8625724931324016862-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2021, 09:02:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 15, 2021, 03:00:08 AM

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/original/2X/f/f8635ac6d2f34ab1afb26c5168420e7c305ebb9c.gif)

It's amazing to think that the people in that video probably bragged to their friends that they were going to be in a movie, and every day after its release have to somehow maintain some level of professionalism in their lives... knowing they were even associated with that CRAP!!!

I forget the name of the movie, but bloody hell - I can't believe it was ever released.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 15, 2021, 04:18:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 15, 2021, 09:02:28 AM

I forget the name of the movie, but bloody hell - I can't believe it was ever released.

It was never released.  It was all a dream.  Just remember that.  All a dream.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 16, 2021, 03:33:58 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2021, 12:28:07 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 16, 2021, 01:42:47 PM

Horses, dogs, children, and nerds.

(https://i.ibb.co/dbC1SFP/241638716-2471389849671943-6642788453654549253-n.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2021, 08:06:40 AM

There's something very creepy about kids who tout about with a decapitated fake horse head...

It's just a smidge from being some weird kids cereal mascot, and then one more tick away from being a full blown furry.

I don't understand peoples fascination with dressing up...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 17, 2021, 02:31:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2021, 08:06:40 AM

There's something very creepy about kids who tout about with a decapitated fake horse head...

Sxxxxxx's music is very fine. 

(https://i.ibb.co/nkx1W3m/7443913f50f5681cb961a3955f478c75a7ffd230.gif)

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Post by: Bob on September 17, 2021, 10:08:11 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/zJvexdmTjA4AAAAC/im-doing-my-part-serious.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2021, 11:11:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 17, 2021, 02:31:28 PM

Sxxxxxx's music is very fine.

You can't take that back now...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 18, 2021, 01:46:03 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/0QL92Zg/85ee5714ab21c27434a181fd7351c00cde02306f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on September 18, 2021, 02:50:57 PM

What  really happens when J tour, tries to say:- 
The problem is Tequila!


(https://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Grandma-playing-with-her-false-teeth.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on September 19, 2021, 12:10:52 AM

(https://c.tenor.com/hMQKLC9BCRgAAAAC/seinfeld-thats-enough-internet-for-today.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 19, 2021, 01:40:02 AM

I'll help. This feels like some piano lessons I've given.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2021, 02:14:25 AM

Given the other videos that user has posted - I would be REALLY worried about who the *** creates this type of sh*t.

This is another classic in his portfolio of videos he's 'created'/dubbed...

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 19, 2021, 02:28:55 AM

I believe they were meant for teaching people english a number of years back, the guy with the moustach that appears in some of the videos is the creator I believe. They make me laugh though... because of the cringe factor lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2021, 03:55:34 AM

You people are robots and I can also think you no good for playing piano much.

(https://i.ibb.co/jzYqdWJ/240895529-3944437972322419-9151681581368575059-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2021, 09:11:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 19, 2021, 02:28:55 AM

They make me laugh though... because of the cringe factor lol.

Cringe factor??? They were HORRIFYING!!!

Quote from: j_tour on September 19, 2021, 03:55:34 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/jzYqdWJ/240895529-3944437972322419-9151681581368575059-n.jpg)

(https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E18/281864.jpg?b64lines=QlVUIE1ZIE1PTSBTQVlTCiBJJ00gQ09PTC4=)

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Post by: j_tour on September 20, 2021, 01:44:35 PM

No.  Not really.

(https://i.ibb.co/8YCMCHb/a79ebcaa2ab0d707ceee73d286e6c4fe0d2e348d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2021, 07:45:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 20, 2021, 01:44:35 PM

No.  Not really.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/31293558/yes-yes-really.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2021, 07:55:49 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 22, 2021, 01:38:17 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/qp30Qpm/20210919-020746.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2021, 10:18:37 PM

I hate rats...

I find that image thoroughly satisfying.

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Post by: j_tour on September 22, 2021, 11:59:50 PM

It's a mouse, you stable genius!

One every morning!

Delicious!

/* Actually 3.5 hours later, got another one.  Kind of spasming and twitching in the trap, so I'll wait a bit to throw it in the trash and bait a new trap.  I'm not saving that one for breakfast, though.  I'll have another in the morning.

(https://i.ibb.co/NrwCS2n/Big-trouble-in-little-china-big-trouble-in-little-china-30907435-853-480.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2021, 10:22:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 22, 2021, 11:59:50 PM

It's a mouse, you stable genius!

I'm not saving that one for breakfast, though.  I'll have another in the morning.

Well, I figure if you caught some actual rats, you'd be able to eat a little more than the vermin in your home and you'd more meat on your bones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 23, 2021, 01:58:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2021, 10:22:48 AM

Well, I figure if you caught some actual rats, you'd be able to eat a little more than the vermin in your home and you'd more meat on your bones.

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 24, 2021, 01:14:34 AM

Have mine.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/az1r8qK_460s.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2021, 12:36:25 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 24, 2021, 01:14:34 AM

Have mine.
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/az1r8qK_460s.jpg)

Somewhere there is a very sad nerd who is very content with the 'meme' he tried to create... probably sitting next to the computer... in his mothers basement.

Here - how about a joke:

When life gives you melons...



























































































...you may be dyslexic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 24, 2021, 03:57:15 PM

Ok I'll try a joke. What has two legs and bleeds???



























.

.


.
Half a dog

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 24, 2021, 07:29:12 PM

Enough of this grabasstic shenanigans.

Since there are two of you, I need a double-fisted approach.

(https://i.ibb.co/0hSW5ww/20210924-122044.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2021, 11:17:29 PM

Meh... I just lick the traps clean and bugger off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 25, 2021, 12:34:53 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2021, 01:41:42 AM

That's okay - I'm only a danger to others.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 25, 2021, 04:30:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2021, 01:41:42 AM

That's okay - I'm only a danger to others.

Silence, alien beast!  That's what I call the repo code, kid.  Don't forget it, etch it in your brain.

(https://i.ibb.co/4RMRmct/repo-man-title-1-758-426-81-s-c1.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2021, 02:10:59 AM

Sorry... I should have clarified that I'm on a danger to others if I get hands on a chainsaw.

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Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2021, 07:35:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2021, 02:10:59 AM

Sorry... I should have clarified that I'm on a danger to others if I get hands on a chainsaw.

Sure thing, Batman!

(https://i.ibb.co/hsVqJjF/387888.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2021, 09:38:34 AM

Awww... just going through past photos. Me a few years ago:

(https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/575/634/dbbed6233d4187926a1a4b8abb678728e3-20-horror-villains-leatherface-texas-cha.2x.w710.jpg)

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Post by: compline on September 26, 2021, 07:56:36 PM

Lunatics running the asylum in here!  it is most distasteful.

P-P You have allowed yourself to be gaslighted by J tour.  Stop this insanity already! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2021, 09:36:10 PM

Quote from: compline on September 26, 2021, 07:56:36 PM

P-P You have allowed yourself to be gaslighted by J tour.  Stop this insanity already!

What?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2021, 11:44:22 PM

Quote from: compline on September 26, 2021, 07:56:36 PM

P-P You have allowed yourself to be gaslighted by J tour.  Stop this insanity already!

You think J_Tour has any influence over me??? HAAA HAAA... oh, you weak, weak man.

I'm luring him into a false sense of security, lulling him into thinking he can control me - meanwhile manipulating him at the same time.

(https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/22041894_10155811080593750_7698977388431597889_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=hc2myYGo12MAX9o04im&tn=6gL7u_ZxonEavqhd&_nc_ht=scontent-syd2-1.xx&oh=a4079fd4b616bc97224d8955675cdd9e&oe=6176E9F4)

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Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2021, 11:50:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2021, 11:44:22 PM

You think J_Tour has any influence over me??? HAAA HAAA... oh, you weak, weak man.

Yeah, sure.  And Meg Tilly in Psycho II has no influence over me.

Who is this fancy lass or lad poncing about? 

I can't have that!

(https://i.ibb.co/VLgss2y/111352-full.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2021, 02:52:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 26, 2021, 11:50:15 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/VLgss2y/111352-full.jpg)

I love movies with a happy ending.

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Post by: j_tour on September 27, 2021, 07:13:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2021, 02:52:31 AM

I love movies with a happy ending.

Sure!  We all do.  Just don't happy ending on Meg Tilly's photograph:  that's my gal, and I got to do some happy ending yet again before I go to sleep!

You can have it later, though.  After I've completed my tasks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2021, 11:18:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 27, 2021, 07:13:27 AM

Sure!  We all do.  Just don't happy ending on Meg Tilly's photograph

Of course, I wouldn't. That's what socks and Kleenex are for.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2021, 02:52:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2021, 11:18:33 PM

Of course, I wouldn't. That's what socks and Kleenex are for.    ;D

Wow.

I think you just broke all kinds of records for .... I don't even know what.

Socks?  Really?

Jeez. 

At least I've got my mother's smelly a** to come home to!  Big, plump, and oily.  And if she's not there, I got a sister not far away!

Bit of a commute, but I make the effort when required.

You are a twisted dude! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2021, 06:11:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2021, 02:52:51 AM

Wow.

I think you just broke all kinds of records for .... I don't even know what.

Socks?  Really?

Jeez. 

At least I've got my mother's smelly a** to come home to!  Big, plump, and oily.  And if she's not there, I got a sister not far away!

Bit of a commute, but I make the effort when required.

You are a twisted dude!

Seriously... socks are just evil, but incest is perfectly fine???

(https://i.imgflip.com/j8djt.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2021, 01:48:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2021, 06:11:08 AM

Seriously... socks are just evil, but incest is perfectly fine???

Meh, it goes back to ancient times. 

In the dark, it all is about the same.

Well, that's what they kept telling me in prison, anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2021, 11:23:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2021, 01:48:25 PM

Well, that's what they kept telling me in prison, anyway.

Another fragment of J_Tour's troubled past.

You ever thought of going back? I mean, you get 3 square meals, you seem to make a lot of friends, and you wouldn't need to be eating mice just to survive.

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Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2021, 05:43:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2021, 11:23:00 PM

I mean, you get 3 square meals, you seem to make a lot of friends, and you wouldn't need to be eating mice just to survive.

Don't you rile me, sugar!

(https://i.ibb.co/M8BGjhR/gone-in-60-seconds-27.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on September 29, 2021, 09:28:02 PM

You need to take better care of your cars, j_tour  :'(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2021, 11:15:09 PM

Quote from: lelle on September 29, 2021, 09:28:02 PM

You need to take better care of your cars, j_tour  :'(

It's just a scratch.  It will buff out fine, no problem.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2021, 11:57:38 PM

I hate to say this J_Tour... but

COURIER FONT SUCKS ARSE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2021, 01:27:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2021, 11:57:38 PM

COURIER FONT SUCKS ARSE!!!

So, you're some kind of connoisseur on the taste of arse?

OK!  Everyone needs hobbies, I guess.

You'd be a popular fellow in prison!  Tossing salads right and left!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2021, 04:34:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2021, 01:27:56 AM

So, you're some kind of connoisseur on the taste of arse?

No... not necessarily. I mean, I'm no Psychologist but I know flat-earthers & people who believe in aliens are *** NUTS!!!

I'm not an acting coach, but I know that Paris Hilton can't act for sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2021, 01:33:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2021, 04:34:02 AM

I'm not an acting coach, but I know that Paris Hilton can't act for sh*t.

Silence, fool!  I am having a rather good Roquefort cheese for dinner. 

Paris Hilton, if her disgusting corpse has not putrefied yet, probably could yield a good head cheese.

Boil it, until mushy, knead the fats and other tissues it a bit in fresh air, then press it into a loaf.  Slice thinly and enjoy on a stout rye bread.

On second, though, a better looking, healthier cow or pig would yield better results.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 02:03:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 01, 2021, 01:33:26 AM

Silence, fool!  I am having a rather good Roquefort cheese for dinner. 

Paris Hilton, if her disgusting corpse has not putrefied yet, probably could yield a good head cheese.

Boil it, until mushy, knead the fats and other tissues it a bit in fresh air, then press it into a loaf.  Slice thinly and enjoy on a stout rye bread.

On second, though, a better looking, healthier cow or pig would yield better results.

You have to give him points for creativity. That is... highly creepy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2021, 06:58:58 AM

Cheese is exciting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 07:58:00 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2021, 06:58:58 AM

Cheese is exciting.

No it's not. I mean, why would ANYONE roll down a hill, possibly breaking limbs and bones for a roll of Cheese, when you can get it from any deli for $20.

It's like the HARDEST, MOST PAINFUL, LEAST SATISFYING AND MOST DANGEROUS way to get cheese.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2021, 11:05:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 07:58:00 AM

It's like the HARDEST, MOST PAINFUL, LEAST SATISFYING AND MOST DANGEROUS way to get cheese.

You must enjoy Casu marzu, I'd rather break my legs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 02:18:21 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2021, 11:05:48 AM

What the *** is WRONG with people??? That is DISGUSTING!!!

Basically... that's not cheese - it's MAGGOT sh*t!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2021, 04:05:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 07:58:00 AM

It's like the HARDEST, MOST PAINFUL, LEAST SATISFYING AND MOST DANGEROUS way to get cheese.

You mean, aside from using cat or rodent milk?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 02:18:21 PM

Basically... that's not cheese - it's MAGGOT sh*t!!!

Well, I enjoy a warm, ripe Roquefort, as I have several times last week.  It's not that far off.  Anyway, nobody really eats Casu Marzu.  It's a novelty item, more or less.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 11:18:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 01, 2021, 04:05:25 PM

You mean, aside from using cat or rodent milk?

Who eats cats milk or rats milk??? That is disgusting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2021, 02:09:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 01, 2021, 11:18:41 PM

Who eats cats milk or rats milk??? That is disgusting.

No u.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2021, 10:04:07 AM

And i thought Haggis was bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 02, 2021, 11:20:21 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2021, 02:41:33 PM

That's not that different from that lovely video I posted of idiotic skateboarders having various MODERATELY painful and brutal injuries.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 02, 2021, 05:40:18 PM

India has the scariest rides.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2021, 07:26:32 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 02, 2021, 05:40:18 PM

India has the scariest rides.

Kitty?  Kitty has the scariest rides? 

I agree!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2021, 01:47:44 AM

India, not kitty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2021, 02:04:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2021, 07:26:32 PM

Kitty?  Kitty has the scariest rides? 

Why not just edit the thread and hide your screw up...

Nah, I've quoted it anyway for posterity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2021, 06:30:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2021, 02:04:25 AM

Why not just edit the thread and hide your screw up...

Kitty?  Kitty?  Stop smothering the infant, kitty!

I know exactly what I was saying, fool.

I'm hard of hearing, what with the music and the grenade exploding in my helmet and all that.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2021, 08:11:52 AM

You're obsessed with kittens...

(I was going to make a reference to another synonym for kitten, but figured I'd take the high road and not debase myself to such juvenile jokes)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2021, 02:35:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2021, 08:11:52 AM

You're obsessed with kittens...

So?  I like some fur!  And tacos!  And pies!  Preferably in one convenient package.

Why are there so few kittens in the jungles?





















Paracetamol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 03, 2021, 09:53:31 PM

Aspirin?  Aspirin prevents kittens?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2021, 10:00:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 03, 2021, 09:53:31 PM

Aspirin?  Aspirin prevents kittens?

No, but parrots eat 'em all, the kittens.

And wrong drug, anyway:  paracetamol is another name for acetaminophen, aka Tylenol.  I shan't trust you to mule my illicit contraband across the border!  You, sir, are no Hunter S. Thompson!  That probably accounts for your improbable longevity, so that's a good thing.

Believe it....or not!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:51:05 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 03, 2021, 09:53:31 PM

Aspirin?  Aspirin prevents kittens?

Depends on how much you can force feed them. I think Aspirin would prevent a lot of things if you take a few mouthfuls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2021, 12:58:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:51:05 AM

Depends on how much you can force feed them. I think Aspirin would prevent a lot of things if you take a few mouthfuls.

They love it!  The average kitten has been known to consume upwards of half its body weight of aspirin in a single meal session, given the opportunity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 01:30:36 AM

If you are suggesting feeding animals poison you should perhaps snort some cyanide although that death will be a lot more pleasant.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2021, 02:02:27 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 01:30:36 AM

If you are suggesting feeding animals poison you should perhaps snort some cyanide although that death will be a lot more pleasant.

I keep aspirin in child-proof containers.

However, kittens, with their prehensile tails and opposable thumbs somehow find their way into my supply.  And I don't even have a cat!

They're very clever beasts!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:51:05 AM

I think Aspirin would prevent a lot of things if you take a few mouthfuls.

It cures glaucoma, and is the one substance known to repair a deviated septum.  Facts!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 02:06:37 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 01:30:36 AM

If you are suggesting feeding animals poison you should perhaps snort some cyanide although that death will be a lot more pleasant.

I didn't say that... although this forum would be a lot more boring if we stuck to the rules and talked about... (uuuugh) Civilised matters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 03:35:12 AM

It's not even suave or clever to make fun of certain things. Actually finding joy talking about animal cruelty just shows a demented psyche akin to those who are are psychopaths. Your mothers should have slapped your bottoms more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2021, 04:32:22 AM

My "mother" still slaps my bottom.  They took her away, though, to the bad place.

(https://i.ibb.co/RBhHw05/image1-1.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 05:42:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 03:35:12 AM

It's not even suave or clever to make fun of certain things. Actually finding joy talking about animal cruelty just shows a demented psyche akin to those who are are psychopaths. Your mothers should have slapped your bottoms more.

You do realise that no one takes a lot of what is said here to be serious... the world needs to lighten the *** up and stop being so litigious. I didn't say I take joy in animal cruelty, and never once claimed that. It was a statement made just to match the ludicrousness of what J_Tour said. I also suspect that this:

Quote from: j_tour on October 04, 2021, 04:32:22 AM

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Isn't really his mother. Fun question though lost... Do you eat meat? Would you consider the fact that cows are put down just so we can have a big juicy hamburger, as animal cruelty???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 08:21:55 AM

If cows were put to death in an agonising manner I would have something to say about it. The world doesn’t need to lighten up when it comes to jokes about torturing animals, should we make light of rape  and child molestation to? Lighten up about that? If you’ve ever witnessed an animal dying of poisoning you’ll know it’s nothing to do with lightening up about psychotic jokes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 09:02:26 AM

FOR GOODNESS SAKE... it was hypothetical; it was just a fleeting thought. I didn't take it seriously and I didn't mean it to be actually serious so please don't put any actual gravitas into what I said.

The point of this thread is to be the last poster in order to win... I don't use this as some sort of confessional for all my dark thoughts.

Take a drink of wine and relax or something...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 10:00:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 09:02:26 AM

FOR GOODNESS SAKE... it was hypothetical; it was just a fleeting thought.

Ah so fleeting thoughts you can have thoughts of molestation, rape, murder and make light of it all? Sounds ridiculous.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 09:02:26 AM

I didn't take it seriously and I didn't mean it to be actually serious so please don't put any actual gravitas into what I said.

Seriousness is not the issue its the fact that someone thinks its funny to joke about something that just isn't funny at all, they have the freedom to do that but then I have the freedom to call out the freaks that do stuff like that.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 09:02:26 AM

The point of this thread is to be the last poster in order to win... I don't use this as some sort of confessional for all my dark thoughts.

Take a drink of wine and relax or something...

Why are you so triggered by my reaction to someone talking about animal torture? I think it is you who needs to relax mate.

And yes this is my attempt at winning the thread, I will psychologically chastize you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:09:11 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 10:00:28 AM

Ah so fleeting thoughts you can have thoughts of molestation, rape, murder and make light of it all?

I don't have any thoughts like that - who's the one being dramatic here???

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 10:00:28 AM

Seriousness is not the issue its the fact that someone thinks its funny to joke about something that just isn't funny at all

Did I say AT ALL, that I thought this was funny??? NO!!! I never once declared that.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 10:00:28 AM

Why are you so triggered by my reaction to someone talking about animal torture? I think it is you who needs to relax mate.

You're the one who became triggered at a silly, off the cuff remark.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 01:30:36 AM

If you are suggesting feeding animals poison you should perhaps snort some cyanide although that death will be a lot more pleasant.

From your statement, it sound like you thought it pleasing to think about people committing suicide and your tone and statement seemed a lot more serious than what I put into my initial statement.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 10:00:28 AM

I think it is you who needs to relax mate.

I am perfectly relaxed - I've managed to keep a cool head in this thread for over 8 years and I'm not the one who got worked up over some text on a screen.

Please get a grip on reality.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2021, 03:33:02 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2021, 04:43:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:09:11 PM

I don't have any thoughts like that - who's the one being dramatic here???

Oh gosh. You said

"Did I say AT ALL, that I thought this was funny??? NO!!! I never once declared that. "

"it was hypothetical; it was just a fleeting thought."

Why do you even mention these things? They don't defend the fact that something tasteless is trying to be used in jest, it's just not funny or clever.

Who cares what you have to think about it, it was said in some kind of joking manner. My point still remains there are just some things which are not funny or clever and I gave you some examples.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:09:11 PM

You're the one who became triggered at a silly, off the cuff remark.

No you are! so there.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:09:11 PM

From your statement, it sound like you thought it pleasing to think about people committing suicide and your tone and statement seemed a lot more serious than what I put into my initial statement.

You just missed the logical meaning behind its connection. I said animal torture is not funny and you're like oh its said in jest, its this its that, stop being so senstive. gtfo lol. There are things which are just not funny and there's no point in trying to defend it you are in a totally losing position if you try.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:09:11 PM

I am perfectly relaxed - I've managed to keep a cool head in this thread for over 8 years and I'm not the one who got worked up over some text on a screen.

But you are, you are trying to censor me saying animal cruelty is not funny and i shouldn't be so sensitive. Well you are a tough big guy maybe it doesn't matter to you, but don't be so pig headed and think people are being overly sensitive if you don't like what they have to say.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2021, 12:09:11 PM

Please get a grip on reality.

The reality is that you are crying over me from saying it's not funny making jokes about animal cruelty. But continue, you know I like to go on for pages and pages if need be, it sure will make winning this thread so much more difficult for anyone who wants to do this rubbish.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 01:16:51 AM

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You're right - you're so 'NOT' triggered. Your post above says more than I ever could.

(https://images.yourstory.com/cs/wordpress/2018/02/relax.jpg)

I'm still relaxed... how about you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2021, 04:17:32 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 04:46:48 AM

Says the man who on several occasions has asked me to castrate a kangaroo and send you his 'bits'. Funny how lostinidlewonder never said a peep then.

Who the hell actually takes what is said on the internet seriously???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 08:00:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 01:16:51 AM

You're right - you're so 'NOT' triggered. Your post above says more than I ever could.

I'm still relaxed... how about you?

Yeah it's only responding to your initial emotional response to my simple post. So it looks like you like to run your mouth off but then when someone calls you up on it you run away with tail inbetween legs lol. Enjoy your relaxation, you lose to this post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 08:53:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 08:00:46 AM

Yeah it's only responding to your initial emotional response to my simple post. So it looks like you like to run your mouth off but then when someone calls you up on it you run away with tail inbetween legs lol. Enjoy your relaxation, you lose to this post.

(https://c.tenor.com/LdTfRzsurDYAAAAd/triggered-death.gif)

No... I didn't run my mouth off. It was a fleeting thought, not even serious (which I made very f***ing clear) which you took WAY too personally even when I repeatedly mentioned that I put no weight conviction into. Please don't mistake my responses as me being ignorant or too afraid to confront this. I didn't run away. You seem too worked up over such a petty thing (again, not serious and far worse has been said on this thread in the last 8 years), and nothing I say will seemingly help you settle down... I'm trying to move on from this and get on with life... I suggest you do the same.

I might have lost to your last post, but inevitably you will lose to mine.



P.S.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 10:18:50 AM

But you did run your mouth off after I said:

It's not even suave or clever to make fun of certain things. Actually finding joy talking about animal cruelty just shows a demented psyche akin to those who are are psychopaths. Your mothers should have slapped your bottoms more.

You responded with:

- You do realise that no one takes a lot of what is said here to be serious... the world needs to lighten the *** up and stop being so litigious.

- I didn't say I take joy in animal cruelty, and never once claimed that.

- it was a statement made just to match the ludicrousness of what J_Tour said.

- Fun question though lost... Do you eat meat? Would you consider the fact that cows are put down just so we can have a big juicy hamburger, as animal cruelty???

All of which I have already responded to to which you think I was carrying on yet its just responding to you thinking the world is getting overly sensitive. Nah killing animals, rape, murder, you just not going to make it very funny or clever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 02:06:52 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 10:18:50 AM

But you did run your mouth off after I said:

It's not even suave or clever to make fun of certain things. Actually finding joy talking about animal cruelty just shows a demented psyche akin to those who are are psychopaths. Your mothers should have slapped your bottoms more.

You responded with:

- You do realise that no one takes a lot of what is said here to be serious... the world needs to lighten the *** up and stop being so litigious.

- I didn't say I take joy in animal cruelty, and never once claimed that.

- it was a statement made just to match the ludicrousness of what J_Tour said.

- Fun question though lost... Do you eat meat? Would you consider the fact that cows are put down just so we can have a big juicy hamburger, as animal cruelty???

All of which I have already responded to to which you think I was carrying on yet its just responding to you thinking the world is getting overly sensitive. Nah killing animals, rape, murder, you just not going to make it very funny or clever.

(https://c.tenor.com/LdTfRzsurDYAAAAd/triggered-death.gif)

And let's get one f***ing thing straight. I didn't joke about rape or murder... and the fact that you think anyone in their right mind would seriously force feed aspirin to a cat is LUDICROUS!!!

As I said before...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 08:53:35 AM

I'm trying to move on from this and get on with life... I suggest you do the same.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on October 05, 2021, 03:03:31 PM

The problem is that if new members come along and read the deeply,  depraved, psychopathic sh i t  in here it will deter them from ever coming back.    Plus existing members can lose respect for certain posters  in here that have a misplaced  sense of  humour, well it is a warped , sick sense of humour, not intelligent, just pure mind numbingly delinquent and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves!     What kind of mucky, filthy abnormal minds post such garbage that you seem to enjoy like soft porn!     You repulsive, dirty sick making f..wits!  GROW UP!

Time this stupid thread was closed by Nils. It has gone far enough and serving no purpose whatsoever!   

Not that I want to bother coming back anyway,  but just wanted to submit a compliant..    There are better more respectful places.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 03:40:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 02:06:52 PM

And let's get one f***ing thing straight. I didn't joke about rape or murder... and the fact that you think anyone in their right mind would seriously force feed aspirin to a cat is LUDICROUS!!!

Looks like you have nothing else since you are repeating yourself with memes, you could at least add variation. You don't understand how to make logical ties to what I am discussing. Animal cruelty isn't funny at all or clever to use, so too are the other themes I gave examples of, now don't go so melodramatic with the examples they are there to give you some insight into what people might find inappropriate to joke or try to be smart about. 

Quote from: compline on October 05, 2021, 03:03:31 PM

The problem is that if new members come along and read the deeply,  depraved, psychopathic sh i t  in here it will deter them from ever coming back.    Plus existing members can lose respect for certain posters  in here that have a misplaced  sense of  humour, well it is a warped , sick sense of humour, not intelligent, just pure mind numbingly delinquent and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves!     What kind of mucky, filthy abnormal minds post such garbage that you seem to enjoy like soft porn!     You repulsive, dirty sick making f..wits!  GROW UP!

Time this stupid thread was closed by Nils. It has gone far enough and serving no purpose whatsoever!   

Not that I want to bother coming back anyway,  but just wanted to submit a compliant..    There are better more respectful places.   

Well people don't have to read this thread, if they read this then think the whole forum is rubbish then they are rather short sighted. There are much worse things on the internet. I think its fine to call people up on poor taste rather than close something down, how are people supposed to learn if you just delete something without taking responsibility to deal with it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on October 05, 2021, 03:49:15 PM

Any self respecting, intelligent person would soon tire of this pathetic  thread, just as Bob has done.     
I have lost all respect for  Perfect-ditch, and J-tour,  I think he sits in his prison cell and is allowed to use his computer for a few hours, but not in a very savoury way.   
I'm done with all this anyway!   
You will soon tire of it too Lostinidlewonder, I had respect for you too and that is slowly diminishing. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2021, 03:51:26 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 04:08:32 PM

Quote from: compline on October 05, 2021, 03:49:15 PM

Any self respecting, intelligent person would soon tire of this pathetic  thread, just as Bob has done.     
I have lost all respect for  Perfect-ditch, and J-tour,  I think he sits in his prison cell and is allowed to use his computer for a few hours, but not in a very savoury way.   
I'm done with all this anyway!   
You will soon tire of it too Lostinidlewonder, I had respect for you too and that is slowly diminishing.

Well I don't look for respect from anyone online at all. If you can ignore my 17 years of posting about piano knowledge on here thats up to you, it's really no problem for me since I am not here to gather any fans.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on October 05, 2021, 04:44:19 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 04:08:32 PM

Well I don't look for respect from anyone online at all. If you can ignore my 17 years of posting about piano knowledge on here thats up to you, it's really no problem for me since I am not here to gather any fans.

Haha, don't flatter yourself, anyone can learn a skill after a few years plugging away at it!    Great pianists are 2 a penny,  and you ain't nothing special!

And who is talking about fans?? you really are vain.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 04:52:14 PM

You're being irrational. I don't really care about how you evaluate "special". I was brought up with a lot of confidence in myself and I really just laugh at anyone who insults me, I like to ruffle their feathers a little. I always respect the person, I will debate with them and disagree and provoke them if I think they are being silly but that's not being disrespectful. I don't find any worth in fishing for respect from others either by accomplishments or observable deeds, it either naturally comes or not, it's very fake if it has to be earned. Sure actions can make respecting someone very difficult but underneath their negativity there is a worthy person.

Lol at anyone can learn with enough practice, some people need 200 years to catch up I guess. I've always wanted to paint my own Mona Lisa, I hope I get past these stick figures I can draw pretty good now.

What's the problem if people disagree with something? Let's argue the point till the cows come home, a bit of banter doesn't hurt no one.

And yes, I win!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on October 05, 2021, 05:35:15 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 04:52:14 PM

You're being irrational. I don't really care about how you evaluate "special". I was brought up with a lot of confidence in myself and I really just laugh at anyone who insults me, I like to ruffle their feathers a little. I always respect the person, I will debate with them and disagree and provoke them if I think they are being silly but that's not being disrespectful. I don't find any worth in fishing for respect from others either by accomplishments or observable deeds, it either naturally comes or not, it's very fake if it has to be earned. Sure actions can make respecting someone very difficult but underneath their negativity there is a worthy person.

Lol at anyone can learn with enough practice, some people need 200 years to catch up I guess. I've always wanted to paint my own Mona Lisa, I hope I get past these stick figures I can draw pretty good now.

What's the problem if people disagree with something? Let's argue the point till the cows come home, a bit of banter doesn't hurt no one.

And yes, I win!!

When I meant by  'respect' I meant respect for their musical knowledge, nothing wrong in  that,  but  my point is , you are  a mere drop  in the  ocean  of pianists.     
This site may have  very experienced  and knowledgeable  musicians, but behind all that veneer  of some I have  encountered here and  in the past 'respected  for their help and knowledge , are not too sound of mind for my liking.
 One  can be a wonderful pianist but also  have some weird hang ups.   All down to personality.



 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on October 05, 2021, 05:38:15 PM

I used not to mind this thread way  back when Bob and Perfect-Pitch  posted  less offensive and more humorous posts.    But now it has gone to the gutter and anything goes, just because they are long term members they can get away with posting pages and pages of banal rot!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 12:19:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 03:40:42 PM

There are much worse things on the internet. I think its fine to call people up on poor taste rather than close something down, how are people supposed to learn if you just delete something without taking responsibility to deal with it.

Okay - let's get something straight. I said one little sentence that no one took seriously except for YOU - and now that you've overreacted, you're holding up this silly charade. That's your problem, and you need to get over it. I'm going to completely ignore this matter and get to the more important manner at hand.

Quote from: compline on October 05, 2021, 05:38:15 PM

I used not to mind this thread way  back when Bob and Perfect-Pitch  posted  less offensive and more humorous posts.    But now it has gone to the gutter and anything goes, just because they are long term members they can get away with posting pages and pages of banal rot!

You do realise you don't have to be a part of this thread then. It's simply a thread in which people can blow off a little steam. Lost said is best:

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2021, 03:40:42 PM

Well people don't have to read this thread, if they read this then think the whole forum is rubbish then they are rather short sighted. There are much worse things on the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 12:38:58 AM

Wow.  You people are burying the needle on the rigid-stick-o-scope.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2021, 04:46:48 AM

Says the man who on several occasions has asked me to castrate a kangaroo and send you his 'bits'.

However you may feel about that, it is indeed a common tourist souvenir.  Regrettable or not.

Yes, it is also true that kittens have opposable thumbs and prehensile tails, and crave, like so much catnip, aspirin over the LD50 per kilogram of mass.

Perduc in caelum omnes animas praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 12:39:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 12:38:58 AM

Perduc in caelum omnes animas praesertim eas quae misericordiae tuae maxime indigent.

I was never good at Latin, but I'm going to presume that it translates to:

I'm awesome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 12:44:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 12:39:59 AM

I was never good at Latin, but I'm going to presume that it translates to:

I'm awesome.

Pretty much.  Ora pro nobis.  Et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris, that kind of thing.

Not for schoolmarms.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:19:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 12:19:57 AM

Okay - let's get something straight. I said one little sentence that no one took seriously except for YOU - and now that you've overreacted, you're holding up this silly charade. That's your problem, and you need to get over it. I'm going to completely ignore this matter and get to the more important manner at hand.

If I want to call up someone on bad taste I can do that, if you want to be a loud mouth and get your knickers in a twist thats up to you lol. I was more concerned with the initial idea of cats being poisoned which then chained off other poor responses. So my critique is for all that chained off it but predominantly for the initiation of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:23:54 AM

Quote from: compline on October 05, 2021, 05:35:15 PM

When I meant by  'respect' I meant respect for their musical knowledge, nothing wrong in  that,  but  my point is , you are  a mere drop  in the  ocean  of pianists.     

We are merely a human, a mere speck on a little rock called earth in a tiny place called solar system.

Of course we are nothing, you however are attempting to use this to try and berate someone, you are highly amusing, do continue! Who needs your respect except yourself, respect benefits yourself no one else. What can I do with your respect? Why would I want to fish for it?

Quote from: compline on October 05, 2021, 05:35:15 PM

This site may have  very experienced  and knowledgeable  musicians, but behind all that veneer  of some I have  encountered here and  in the past 'respected  for their help and knowledge , are not too sound of mind for my liking.
 One  can be a wonderful pianist but also  have some weird hang ups.   All down to personality.

Lol you must have made up vision as to how pianists and musicians should act, you need to get out of your fantasy zone. Humans are various humans they don't have to fit some cliche you expect.

Quote from: compline on October 05, 2021, 05:38:15 PM

I used not to mind this thread way  back when Bob and Perfect-Pitch  posted  less offensive and more humorous posts.    But now it has gone to the gutter and anything goes, just because they are long term members they can get away with posting pages and pages of banal rot!

Oh lets look at your previous few posts on here, oh certainly this has nothing to do with pot calling kettles black... lol  /end sarcasm lo0ol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:25:23 AM

And I win, noticed how good I win? You all now are under my spell, yes yes you must try to win lol. Go ahead and try, you have fallen into my trap lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 01:28:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:19:54 AM

I created this thread, I know your jealous of that lol, bad luck I made it before you ahahah. Oh dear I tend to make the most popular threads on this forum lol.

Even better create a vegan thread ex nihilo where you child molesters can go frolic, secure in the knowledge that no imaginary fantastic chimeric beasts exist there.

The relationship to reality and this thread? 

None, or very little.

And I'm a porker, so I would know.



(https://i.ibb.co/1ryfWtX/Fat-woman-2-260x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:30:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 01:28:35 AM

Even better create a vegan thread ex nihilo where you child molesters can go frolic, secure in the knowledge that no imaginary fantastic chimeric beasts exist there.

The relationship to reality and this thread? 

None, or very little.

And I'm a porker, so I would know.

Yawn Jmenz your desperate attempts at being suave is just tiresome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:34:32 AM

lol its like some people here when they try to provide an opinion lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 01:39:45 AM

Whatevs PETA Narwhale enthusiast.  Lighten up, Francis.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:42:30 AM

Immediate lost to this winning post! lol Come on Jmenz you keep changing your videos, just stick with what you intially post, its not that important lol. Actually I should remove myself from this thread for a while again or it'll consume pianostreet, I shall let you my minions do the job for me to keep this thread going :P There now you can all relax the scary liiw will leave you alone now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 02:00:38 AM

Silence, you little ape man or whatever! 

I play by my own rules, sucka!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 02:27:07 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 01:42:30 AM

There now you can all relax the scary liiw will leave you alone now.

liiw. 

It is to laugh.

Lwów-Warsaw?  Yes, perhaps, but you may not be a senior composer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 02:30:25 AM

I'm trying to become a senior composer although that standard seems quite high as we witnessed not long ago. Liiw, heres a secret I am ludwig the 2nd, be warned I am a spirit incarnation who will posess your thoughts as I become once more a senior composer!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 02:40:41 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 02:30:25 AM

I'm trying to become a senior composer although that standard seems quite high as we witnessed not long ago.

I'm afraid we will need a monetized youtube lesson to see your abilities.

Preferably integral multiples of a dozen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 03:05:58 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 02:30:25 AM

I'm trying to become a senior composer although that standard seems quite high as we witnessed not long ago

Hell no, it seems really easy. I'd say you'd probably be considered as a 'senior' composer already. Can you compose 4-bars of music and put it on repeat ad nauseam???

John Cage spent most of his life doing that and some people consider him a genius.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2021, 03:14:57 AM

Ah yes Cage.. hmmm we need to create some special kind of madness that confuses people then we will be called genius. Let's spend just over 4 minutes thinking about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 03:18:44 AM

I waited 4 mins... he's still not a genius.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 04:35:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 03:05:58 AM

John Cage spent most of his life doing that and some people consider him a genius.

That's a bunch of bollocks.  He's not considered a significant artist for infamous stunts, but for his very prolific work on aleatory work which crosses disciplines.  Don't be a fool.  Cage's linguistic productions are as influential as his mainstream musical endeavors.   

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2021, 04:40:30 AM

I preferred the Offspring - there was teenage rebellion there, but nothing too dark.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2021, 03:05:30 PM

Damien?  Damien!

Et iterum iste compline canus venturus est cum gloria iudicare vivos et mortuos cuius regni non erit finis.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 12:28:07 AM

STELLLLLLLLLA!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 01:25:12 AM

Urg we had to do that in English literature -_-

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2021, 02:23:06 AM

More than one way to skin a cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 04:01:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 07, 2021, 02:23:06 AM

More than one way to skin a cat.

DON'T MENTION THE WAR... I MEAN CATS...

Apparently some people are very sensitive about them... and I don't mean they're allergic to them.

I remember laughing my arse off to that episode. Elaine being high was funny as F***!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2021, 04:08:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 04:01:32 AM

I remember laughing my arse off to that episode. Elaine being high was funny as F***!!!

I don't think making light of drug abuse is appropriate at all.

Do you want to sit down and think about what you just said?

Of course you do.

And don't sit on my cat's head, you monster.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 06:42:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 07, 2021, 04:08:55 AM

I don't think making light of drug abuse is appropriate at all.

Hey, if people choose to take drugs - that's their choice, but they have to live with the consequences.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 07:14:03 AM

lol listen to you both carrying on like girls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 10:27:11 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 07:14:03 AM

lol listen to you both carrying on like girls.

Better than listening to you whinge about cats...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 10:58:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 10:27:11 AM

Better than listening to you whinge about cats...

Oh poor illogical perfect_pitch. I stopped talking about that a while ago it seems you girls are still caught up :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 11:47:16 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 10:58:02 AM

Oh poor illogical perfect_pitch. I stopped talking about that a while ago

Yeah - about 48 hours AFTER everyone else had stopped giving a sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 11:53:55 AM

And yet here you are carrying on again :P Winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2021, 12:17:00 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/fH07Snc/fzgwk1C.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 03:43:38 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 07, 2021, 11:53:55 AM

And yet here you are carrying on again

Well, you seem to have gotten over your tantrum. Good to see some time out helped settle you down.

Can I get back to talking about snuffing out cats?!?

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2021, 10:40:00 PM

Well now I have to post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2021, 10:43:39 PM

My posts offfend?

(https://c.tenor.com/NNQ218TM2q8AAAAC/confused-james-franco.gif)


I'm not sure if I got tired of the thread.... Or maybe I'm just playing the long game.  Why post when only the very last post (which is this one) counts?

And who futzed up the formatting?  The webpage is too wide now....  *Bob scrolls sideways... angrily.*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 11:42:32 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 07, 2021, 10:43:39 PM

I'm not sure if I got tired of the thread.... Or maybe I'm just playing the long game.  Why post when only the very last post (which is this one) counts?

Yeah, but you never know when this thread will end. I somehow think there is a post limit to it (like 20,000 posts or something) and that will trigger it to close... so best to just keep posting.

Quote from: Bob on October 07, 2021, 10:43:39 PM

And who futzed up the formatting?  The webpage is too wide now....  *Bob scrolls sideways... angrily.*

That was J_Tour... blame him and his pink bloody rectangle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 12:47:05 AM

It was a statement about the misogyny of liiw complaining about "girly" behavior, and it was to have been seen very broadly indeed.

(https://i.ibb.co/72jwvQP/ef517293114b48520a6ede22d265a7808f778cb1.gif)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2021, 11:42:32 PM

That was J_Tour... blame him and his pink bloody rectangle.

No it wasn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 08, 2021, 03:00:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 12:47:05 AM

It was a statement about the misogyny of liiw complaining about "girly" behavior, and it was to have been seen very broadly indeed.

I've invaded j_tour's sense of morality now yay! As the Russians would say "Vinnink".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 03:46:08 AM

If some shrill martinet is going to make a big thing about closing this thread, I'm getting my end in.

(https://i.ibb.co/S6yFL2M/8fddba8df57e726c968bb44ef9ff2502f6dc25c8.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 04:17:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 12:47:05 AM

No it wasn't.

It was. It was LITERALLY because of your pink rectangle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 04:25:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 04:17:58 AM

It was. It was LITERALLY because of your pink rectangle.

Prove it!

Don't make me have to eat another stir-fry made with horse meat.  Too lean and stringy.

(https://i.ibb.co/TT4Nv0b/e0d91182e534704b3eed2b4107eca80eb6aab81f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 05:17:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 04:25:25 AM

Prove it!

(https://i.ibb.co/fH07Snc/fzgwk1C.webp)

PROOF!!!

Plus, this doesn't bother me as I have a 32:9 ratio monitor, so it looks fine on my screen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 01:33:55 PM

RESIZE THAT IMMEDIATELY!

(https://i.ibb.co/hXxhC4B/68eb97e82647f1494c61006984cb93226a9b14a2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 02:55:09 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 01:33:55 PM

RESIZE THAT IMMEDIATELY!

Sure...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 05:17:07 AM

PROOF!!!

Oh wait... you were talking about the Pink rectangle you posted that wrecked the page size for everyone, which you then denied was your fault???

(https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/red-pencil-underlining-the-word-no-on-paper-picture-id146741103?k=20&m=146741103&s=612x612&w=0&h=qkip8vBAfZxAjJgWJMHY3p8mwMc-r3Z_2bicNvHLA2Q=)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 03:03:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 02:55:09 PM

blahblah blahblah something blah blah nattering

Go eat some face/off.

(https://i.ibb.co/qCjRYWj/2ca87c26-3f81-491b-8375-95bd7899e896-1-45a9fc679809fe0418914518b81c379c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 03:07:01 PM

I don't think we can really bring Nicolas Cage into this forum... let's try and have some decorum and sense of quality.

His career has gone on a downward plunge like the infamous Elon Musk SpaceX launch last March.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 03:34:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 03:07:01 PM

His career has gone on a downward plunge like the infamous Elon Musk SpaceX launch last March.

He's the greatest Australian patriot and icon in history.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 11:19:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 08, 2021, 03:34:10 PM

He's the greatest Australian patriot and icon in history

Australian?

AUSTRALIAN???

He's about as Australian as I am Indian... ergo NONE!!!

Are you thinking about Margot Robbie? They do look similar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 12:19:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2021, 11:19:42 PM

Are you thinking about Margot Robbie? They do look similar.

I wouldn't know.  I'm too busy chowing some dog and kitten, as millions of people do.  Would you believe people also eat rats?  Those beloved pets?  And ponies?

Resize your damned picture, fool.

(https://i.ibb.co/vJ8K8J3/9164a4e4e3f95f5c1f93fac6f52c4dd9c5baebe1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2021, 01:50:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 12:19:08 AM

I wouldn't know.  I'm too busy chowing some dog and kitten, as millions of people do.

Well... that would solve our feral cat problem in Australia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 03:01:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2021, 01:50:11 AM

Well... that would solve our feral cat problem in Australia.

Well, why don't you just eat them, you bunch of fools?

And resize your picture, already.  After all all, I didn't would.

(https://i.ibb.co/7rw9bZJ/e410d877ab20c3721b527d5eb3b42baa9856b33a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2021, 04:59:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 03:01:09 AM

And resize your picture, already.  After all all, I didn't would.

Be honest... if you were in my position, would you?

It doesn't bother me at all. In fact, it's quite nice to be able to use more than 60% of my screen width.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 07:05:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2021, 04:59:44 AM

Be honest... if you were in my position, would you?

It doesn't bother me at all. In fact, it's quite nice to be able to use more than 60% of my screen width.

Yeah, but I also don't use kangaroo scrotums to hold loose coins and my head of state didnt crap himself in a "cruising"
 joint.


Where's that little turd who complains about everything?

(https://i.ibb.co/19Sqv7f/950cd1b0b4a38e19e0c1e96058109d51fdfac813.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 09, 2021, 07:27:19 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/Di0vG3C.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2021, 07:41:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 07:05:09 AM

Yeah, but I also don't use kangaroo scrotums to hold loose coins and my head of state didnt crap himself in a "cruising" joint.

I don't know WHO the hell you're meant to be referencing...

(https://i.imgur.com/fasQVHy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2021, 08:47:46 AM

So, you're doing good good on resizing your little picture, I see.

Well, it's just you, me, Bob, Outin, and three other little pantywaists who think they can complain to management and try to short-cut the win.

I'm not giving up, fool.

(https://i.ibb.co/3T2mmHC/OIP-T6-DN4l0-MNuuz-M1r-Qn6-2-QHa-Fb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2021, 12:56:05 AM

How about this... if you admit it was your pink picture that skewed the web-page and stretched the forum UI, I will change it to its smaller size.

Deal???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2021, 07:11:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2021, 12:56:05 AM

How about this... if you admit it was your pink picture that skewed the web-page and stretched the forum UI, I will change it to its smaller size.

Deal???

Take off, you hoser.

(https://i.ibb.co/xMPZSQ5/Walking-Tall-1280x720.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2021, 09:54:37 AM

How about I keep posting each time a new page starts??? I'll change the colour obviously, so it doesn't get tedious.    ;D

How about a deep rich RED!!!

(https://cdn.crispedge.com/ff0000.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2021, 02:12:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2021, 09:54:37 AM

How about I keep posting each time a new page starts??? I'll change the colour obviously, so it doesn't get tedious.    ;D

I've got an even better idea:  how about I %#$%^^ &^%^& in the &^%&* with a *(*&^^ &^%$&?

(https://i.ibb.co/xDSbKBk/e60809fbf1b572f488d89a319f33b187fb805577.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2021, 01:04:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 10, 2021, 02:12:29 PM

I've got an even better idea:  how about I %#$%^^ &^%^& in the &^%&* with a *(*&^^ &^%$&?

How about you congratulate me in the shoulder with a pat on the back???

I was never good at puzzles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2021, 02:11:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2021, 01:04:42 AM

How about you congratulate me in the shoulder with a pat on the back???

I was never good at puzzles.

(https://i.ibb.co/yN1dJ2p/811473770e8dcbb0414bbd8b8a41f24873c429a7-2-500x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2021, 02:22:24 AM

Oh that's easy... the answer is 41.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2021, 04:13:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2021, 02:22:24 AM

Oh that's easy... the answer is 41.

Nope.

(https://i.ibb.co/Tts34gS/47418731-9950953-image-a-24-1630580745866.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2021, 07:23:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 11, 2021, 04:13:45 AM

Nope.

It actually is... you just forgot to carry the 1.

It's understandable.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2021, 01:37:46 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/DrBLkh3/794132.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2021, 10:30:00 PM

Glad I could help.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2021, 07:23:45 AM

Molly Ringworm

(https://i.ibb.co/5TBc9y8/54b3334656342c78590ac872c0359bb858ffb691.jpg[/img

[img]https://i.ibb.co/prYyyKb/746b2f911fbd8c62d7577e3bc187d9ea0f2f9028.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2021, 09:00:16 AM

That sounds like something you'd pick up off of a prostitute named 'Molly'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2021, 01:22:57 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/prYyyKb/746b2f911fbd8c62d7577e3bc187d9ea0f2f9028.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2021, 01:32:40 PM

Since when did Sandwhich have 2 *** h's??? I never trust a stand/restaurant that can't spell their dishes properly.

I mean, how hard is it to spell Takos, Tackos, Takoes, Tacos?

Whatever... I mean, the amount of times people spell 'Avacado' wrong is just embarrassing!!!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2021, 01:58:09 PM

Eat your Talkos, you jive turkey.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2021, 01:43:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2021, 01:58:09 PM

Eat your Talkos, you jive turkey.

Mmmm... now I'm hungry for Turkey.

(https://food.fnr.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/food/fullset/2011/10/12/0/FNM-110111_Neelys-Thanksgiving-041a_s4x3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 13, 2021, 02:39:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2021, 01:43:20 PM

Mmmm... now I'm hungry for Turkey.

I don't think that's funny at all.  I had a pet turkey as a child, and you're making jokes about cutting its head off?

(https://i.ibb.co/PZsSm9n/3370080dca37f16fee31fe8119ddcd5252a96c35.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 09:57:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 13, 2021, 02:39:22 PM

I don't think that's funny at all.  I had a pet turkey as a child, and you're making jokes about cutting its head off?

I'm sorry... how about we make fun of cats???

Oh wait... some people are a little sensitive about that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 14, 2021, 02:14:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 09:57:26 AM

Oh wait... some people are a little sensitive about that.

First I've heard of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 02:29:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 14, 2021, 02:14:58 PM

First I've heard of it.

Can't believe this thread is still going strong after 8 years... what a great accomplishment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 14, 2021, 03:36:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 02:29:26 PM

Can't believe this thread is still going strong after 8 years... what a great accomplishment.

Yeah.  Cialis really works.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2021, 04:37:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 09:57:26 AM

I'm sorry... how about we make fun of cats???

Oh wait... some people are a little sensitive about that.

Oh carrying on still I see lol. Good to see I've infested your thoughts lol. Winning on so many levels.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2021, 04:40:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 02:29:26 PM

Can't believe this thread is still going strong after 8 years... what a great accomplishment.

Yes it's the greatest accomplishment of my life, all this winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 14, 2021, 04:50:32 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2021, 04:40:03 PM

Yes it's the greatest accomplishment of my life, all this winning.

(https://c.tenor.com/sK_wz0527rUAAAAC/scooby-doo-where.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2021, 09:57:14 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2021, 04:40:03 PM

Yes it's the greatest accomplishment of my life, all this winning.

Oh please - you may have started this thread, but I am the one who will win it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 15, 2021, 05:33:08 AM

Resize your "picture" you fool.

Winning?  Not on my watch.

(https://i.ibb.co/PFFY0qz/repoman9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2021, 08:39:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 15, 2021, 05:33:08 AM

Resize your "picture" you fool.

And what if I don't???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 15, 2021, 09:55:15 AM

We keep posting until it's off the page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2021, 12:26:42 PM

That's not a bad idea... lets see how long that works...    ;D





(https://cdn.crispedge.com/00ff00.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 15, 2021, 02:54:23 PM

Go to an animal rescue, pick out the fattest, healthiest looking dog, butcher it, then eat it.

(https://i.ibb.co/mGSfq2t/7dbd70f85866a5dc5c3269cc9ca2979a6ec660cb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 15, 2021, 10:22:37 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/LjCBqxySvecAAAAd/huh-rabbit.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2021, 11:24:58 PM

(https://cdn.crispedge.com/161616.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2021, 06:03:44 AM

(https://www.gourmetworld.lt/user/pages/02.products/01.cheese/03.blue-mold-cheese/05.cheese-roquefort-cantorel/AMB%20ROQUEFORT%20DETOURE.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2021, 09:02:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2021, 12:26:42 PM

(https://cdn.crispedge.com/00ff00.webp)

THERE... are you happy? I've resized the images. You can go back to your pitifully tiny sized windows of PianoStreet.

I didn't resize them to appease and cow down to the demand made by other users... I did it so that you know that anytime I am unhappy - I have the power to wield it again for my own pleasure and satisfaction knowing that you all hate it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2021, 03:08:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2021, 09:02:29 AM

I didn't resize them to appease and cow down to the demand made by other users...

You did it because you were afraid I was going to take you to the bank....the blood bank.

Now go feed a dog some antifreeze-tainted meat, like a good neighbor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2021, 01:42:16 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/53187239/nothing-to-see-here-move-along.jpg)

Damnit... I was attempting a smart arse comeback and I accidentally hit Post instead of preview. Not it turns out the joke I was going to post doesn't quite work because of a particular image embedding technique...

sh*t.

Quote from: j_tour on October 16, 2021, 03:08:22 PM

Now go feed a dog some antifreeze-tainted meat, like a good neighbour.

On the plus side, there's no need - we don't have any dogs in our neighbourhood...



...any more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2021, 02:06:54 AM

Do you have no sympathy that this woman still hasn't given me my hat back?

You're a monster. 

Go eat a cat or whatever you people do.

(https://i.ibb.co/ByfHPB4/3b81db29c3dfe3c759d4e33d85ac74eb9fc6a074.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2021, 02:12:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 17, 2021, 02:06:54 AM

Do you have no sympathy that this woman still hasn't given me my hat back?

Hey, you realise in your rush to post, you forgot to do your awful Courier font as you usually do???

And what are you yammering on about... what hat?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2021, 04:01:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2021, 02:12:12 AM

Hey, you realise in your rush to post, you forgot to do your awful Courier font as you usually do???

And what are you yammering on about... what hat?

I don't know typeface you're talking about.  A monospaced typeface which is utterly reliable?

And the "hat" is just a hat.  I wear a size 7 ¾, and therefore I have to use hats larger than the normal one-size-fits most.

Just this woman decided to keep one of mine, I guess as a souvenir, and I demand it be returned is all.

(https://i.ibb.co/23JZXN4/repoman9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2021, 09:03:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 18, 2021, 04:01:37 AM

I don't know typeface you're talking about. 

J'Accuse… PROOF!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/n6dY4yv/PROOF.jpg)

I knew you would try and edit your post into hiding your screw up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2021, 12:39:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2021, 09:03:18 AM

I knew you would try and edit your post into hiding your screw up.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2021, 02:26:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 18, 2021, 12:39:30 PM

I don't know what you're talking about.

(https://www.adam-eason.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/denial.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2021, 02:39:29 PM

Just winning, like my hero Charlie Sheen

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2021, 08:51:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 18, 2021, 02:39:29 PM

Just winning, like my hero Charlie Sheen

Yeah - his heart may be winning... his liver is probably FUCKED!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 19, 2021, 10:16:50 AM

Cleans so much more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 19, 2021, 11:27:00 AM

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/original/3X/b/2/b2f31b38fea58d8635a8e5b470180636bebbc088.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2021, 12:42:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 19, 2021, 11:27:00 AM

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/original/3X/b/2/b2f31b38fea58d8635a8e5b470180636bebbc088.jpeg)

You genuinely have to wonder what society is so BACKWARDS and inept that they don't know what a *** Banana is...

Probably the same people who thought voting for 'Trump' was a great idea.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 21, 2021, 03:06:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2021, 12:42:55 PM

You genuinely have to wonder what society is so BACKWARDS and inept that they don't know what a *** Banana is...

Don't know.  Probably the type which encourages evacuating solid matter in their pants in a fast food joint.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2021, 07:18:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 21, 2021, 03:06:49 PM

Don't know.  Probably the type which encourages evacuating solid matter in their pants in a fast food joint.

No offence, but I've heard that most of the time when that happens, it ain't the users choice to let their bowels unclench... it's usually the quality of the food that forces that.

There have been too many jokes about Taco Bell to assume they're made up for no reason. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 22, 2021, 03:27:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2021, 07:18:30 AM

There have been too many jokes about Taco Bell to assume they're made up for no reason.

Morrisey did it on purpose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2021, 11:21:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 22, 2021, 03:27:25 PM

You wonder how marketing sells crap like this. I mean, it's like a Jizz-inator.

Here... have some more nightmare fuel.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 23, 2021, 07:48:01 AM

Make it so, number two, or General Tso, or whatever you call yourself these days.

(https://i.ibb.co/xmYHnRt/8cf81985139737b8e90e000df4eb93029faeb8ad.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2021, 08:06:52 AM

I must admit, it was odd for you to not post for 2 days earlier this week...

For a minute, I thought that my ability to completely undermine your feeble attempts to win this thread had finally dawned upon you and you had let me inevitably take my triumphant win.

On the other hand, I also missed your wit and ability to find awful GIFs from that weird part of the internet I dare not ever enter... like so:

Quote from: j_tour on October 23, 2021, 07:48:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/xmYHnRt/8cf81985139737b8e90e000df4eb93029faeb8ad.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 23, 2021, 06:27:53 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Z1SGTH1/ff5bc4a957a9fa28b7a1b0206bccc544a737b960.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 23, 2021, 11:47:50 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/MbcuL.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 24, 2021, 12:21:01 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2365808/85481697.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2021, 02:03:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on October 24, 2021, 12:21:01 AM

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2365808/85481697.jpg)

Stupid snail... he should know the house always wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 24, 2021, 02:43:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2021, 02:03:37 AM

Stupid snail... he should know j_tour always wins.

Damn right.

(https://i.ibb.co/yn5W8wX/1351ec9ef48a3c25da439302f87764476683fa88.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2021, 03:56:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 24, 2021, 02:43:38 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/yn5W8wX/1351ec9ef48a3c25da439302f87764476683fa88.jpg)

What the hell is that??? Hillbilly GI-Joe???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 24, 2021, 11:07:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2021, 03:56:12 AM

What the hell is that??? Hillbilly GI-Joe???

(https://i.ibb.co/LdXz0QG/A1yrnhlvk-UL-CLa-2140-2000-91k-Ax3-Gnd-NL-png-0-0-2140-2000-0-0-0-0-2140-0-2000-0-AC-UX679.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 24, 2021, 04:02:12 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/jlE4R81cnQkAAAAC/thumbs-up-smile.gif)

(https://c.tenor.com/SNIM3SI-mtIAAAAC/kummeli-thumbs-up.gif)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 24, 2021, 10:53:57 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_Sz771uOczo/WvQ1iDXN7CI/AAAAAAAAFN8/vuzQES1XF3Amm47zbO30CY3tSbs-89NWgCLcBGAs/s1600/BIG%2BTROUBLE%2BIN%2BLITTLE%2BCHINA.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2021, 10:50:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 24, 2021, 10:53:57 PM

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-_Sz771uOczo/WvQ1iDXN7CI/AAAAAAAAFN8/vuzQES1XF3Amm47zbO30CY3tSbs-89NWgCLcBGAs/s1600/BIG%2BTROUBLE%2BIN%2BLITTLE%2BCHINA.jpg)

If it's a movie character... I haven't seen it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2021, 11:51:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2021, 10:50:16 AM

If it's a movie character... I haven't seen it.

It's real life, bozo.  Chinese black magic.  It's real!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2021, 12:04:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 25, 2021, 11:51:57 AM

It's real life, bozo.  Chinese black magic.  It's real!

Bad news... there's no such thing as Magic... it's a myth like the Tooth Fairy, the Loch Ness Monster... or Eskimos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2021, 12:05:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2021, 12:04:00 PM

Bad news... there's no such thing as Magic... it's a myth like the Tooth Fairy, the Loch Ness Monster... or Eskimos.

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/original/3X/7/0/70c6a58f4a33a99f5002b13751030642325c226b.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2021, 12:39:35 PM

(https://res.cloudinary.com/jerrick/image/upload/f_jpg,fl_progressive,q_auto,w_1024/yuvtubgwkc15bdbcaks3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2021, 11:10:32 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/qNLqNLy/semi-nude-cleaning.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2021, 01:15:57 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if no one called that number...

It's mostly illegible, the writing isn't clear and it's badly scanned.

A better presentation on Microsoft Publisher would go a long way...

...like this guy:

(https://www.aublr.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/SportsAgencyFlyer-1.jpg)

Not only was it free, but he also supplied lunch...

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.352867804.5951/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.u4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 26, 2021, 11:29:38 PM

(https://ubu.com/outsiders/ass/dick.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2021, 09:49:24 AM

Mr Tracy approves that message:

(https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,h_1126,w_2000,x_0,y_81/f_auto,q_auto,w_1100/v1554932114/shape/mentalfloss/532884-amazon.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 27, 2021, 11:15:09 AM

See?  That was good!  You're getting the hang of this web thing.  I award you one click from the training device.

(https://i.ibb.co/BPt4wMB/raw.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2021, 10:24:42 PM

Why thank you...

(https://cdn-www.mandatory.com/assets/uploads/gallery/ranked-jim-carreys-best-film-roles/exemplaryalldwarfrabbit-size_restricted.gif)

Much appreciated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 27, 2021, 10:28:00 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/1JTwo55atTAAAAAS/clapping-hands.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 27, 2021, 11:42:43 PM

You can both have an Ab7+5b9#9 chord, for behaving like little gentlemen.

(https://i.ibb.co/8bwM2kR/2021-10-27-163919.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2021, 10:23:34 PM

I want to see written proof of how you would write that chord...

An A flat with an Augmented 5th, and a flattened AND sharpened 9th??? I want to see this notated J_Tour...

And an audio sample.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2021, 11:44:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 28, 2021, 10:23:34 PM

I want to see written proof of how you would write that chord...

An A flat with an Augmented 5th, and a flattened AND sharpened 9th??? I want to see this notated J_Tour...

And an audio sample.

OK.  I'll get around to it.

The basic idea is from old-school bebop, to voice the #9 on top, and, a sort of cliche is to change the top voicing to the b9 and then back again.

/*EDIT not just bebop, though.  I don't feel like flipping through a bunch of scores right now, but you find similar in Scriabin, especially when he "graduated" from Chopin and crap.  You're a big boy, you can get the sound from my simple description. */

Typically, let's say in the "model key of C," RH would have, in the middle register, from bottom to top, an E, G#, Bb, D#->Db->D#.  And either the bassist or the LH would just grab the root of the chord and maybe double the m7 or the major 3rd (or both) especially on acoustic piano.

That's the kind of voicing you hear on countless albums on acoustic piano.

The b9 acts as kind of an appoggiatura up top, but it's very much in play.  There is no plain 9, really, that fits the standard voicing, although one could use it I guess in an improvised line, depending on the chordal instruments.  As an approach tone to either of the altered nines.

Nota bene, this is what morons usually intend when they write "7 alt" in lead sheets, which this is not, since not only is the major third present, of course, and the 11th is irrelevant (can be #11, whatever), and the 13th is unaltered, obviously.  That last is the big problem.  There is no such thing as the "alt 7" scale from melodic minor harmony (seventh mode of the melodic minor scale ascending):  it simply does not exist on any jazz album ever played.  It's a BS invention that no one has ever played, unless one has a very liberal interpretation of chromatic approach tones. 

Obviously the seventh mode of the ascending melodic minor scale exists, it just isn't used except maybe in some academic head arrangement or something.  Nobody uses that scale.  None of the avant garde cats from the 1960s and beyond.  Nobody.  Prove me wrong, anybody, and I'll eat a cat.

Trust me, you've heard it before.  It's not complicated.  It's just adding the most important tensions to a chord in the dominant7 role.  Nor is it a theoretical construct, but it's something people actually use and play, all the time.

Yeah, if you really want the audio, I'll get around to it, but it's not that complicated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2021, 07:16:53 AM

I know... I just wanted to see what your reply was. I'm very impressed. I thought I was going to get a simple sentence answer like...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 29, 2021, 10:56:48 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/3vDLchK/360-F-224631753-gvs-Qyk-TBp-Uquwy-ETSQg-FML4-AFs-Nfn8o-J.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2021, 10:59:28 AM

Christ - rounded glasses went out the door with Harry Potter in the early 21st century.

No one wears them any more - get with the times.

(Good to sneak in a win before 7pm)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 29, 2021, 11:31:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2021, 10:59:28 AM

(Good to sneak in a win before 7pm)

Damn skippy, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/qsvGGY0/a26a3c5a892f7a56792e1fd43482e8ca3c8f50b7-2-625x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2021, 12:53:10 PM

No offense, but I was always a James T. Kirk man...

(https://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/James-Tiberius-Kirk-Star-Trek-William-Shatner.jpg)

I mean, look at that confidence... Screw Picard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 29, 2021, 10:24:08 PM

(https://i.imgflip.com/2tv02d.jpg)


Dang.  I guess I'm eating oatmeal soon now.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2021, 11:16:22 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 29, 2021, 10:24:08 PM

(https://i.imgflip.com/2tv02d.jpg)

I think the Americans need to lay off the sugar - that's why obesity is on the rise, and why health care is ridiculously high compared to other countries.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2021, 03:20:55 AM

Right. 

Why don't you go into quarantine again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on October 30, 2021, 04:02:52 AM

Remind me, what's the prize for posting the last comment here?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2021, 04:19:58 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on October 30, 2021, 04:02:52 AM

Remind me, what's the prize for posting the last comment here?

What?

(https://i.ibb.co/kBJ0hJ8/248584258-4951341638233317-4517939917800781669-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2021, 06:09:13 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on October 30, 2021, 04:02:52 AM

Remind me, what's the prize for posting the last comment here?

Eternal glory and bragging rights...

...and possibly a basket of muffins.

Quote from: j_tour on October 30, 2021, 03:20:55 AM

Why don't you go into quarantine again.

Please, WA has had less than 4 weeks of lockdown since this bloody pandemic started. We're in one of the best run states by a politician who isn't a *** moron, our economy has flourished despite the hard borders, and we've been pretty much eating at restaurants and seeing movies almost every single weekend since June...

...OF LAST YEAR!!! We ain't going into quarantine again. We've got the state secured tighter than a ____________________...

...erm... I'm sure you can use your imagination to fill in the blank.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2021, 07:51:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2021, 06:09:13 AM

we've been pretty much eating at restaurants and seeing movies almost every single weekend since June...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2021, 08:30:11 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/27458141/jealous-much.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on October 30, 2021, 09:54:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2021, 06:09:13 AM

Eternal glory and bragging rights...

...and possibly a basket of muffins.

I see. Well, I'm out. Not worth the trouble. I'll just buy my own muffins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2021, 12:11:19 PM

Quote from: klavieronin on October 30, 2021, 09:54:38 AM

I see. Well, I'm out. Not worth the trouble. I'll just buy my own muffins.

Right.  "Muffins."  Sure.

Good talk. 

Carlos.


Estévez.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2021, 06:09:13 AM

We've got the state secured tighter than a ____________________...

...erm... I'm sure you can use your imagination to fill in the blank.

Tighter than one can stuff a beaver is the idiom you're searching for.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2021, 01:05:35 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on October 30, 2021, 09:54:38 AM

I see. Well, I'm out. Not worth the trouble. I'll just buy my own muffins.

(https://cdn3.volusion.com/ktw5q.p6fpd/v/vspfiles/photos/Combo-104-2.jpg)

Are you sure? They're really fresh and tasty...

Meh, you couldn't keep up with me & J_Tour anyway. It's nice that you tried...

...humorous actually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 31, 2021, 01:19:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2021, 01:05:35 AM

Meh, you couldn't keep up with me & J_Tour anyway. It's nice that you tried...

Hilarious.  How many beavers have you stuffed again, today, sharp fellow?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2021, 02:38:32 AM

Bon Scott use to live over the back fence from one of my family members donkey's years ago in Kwinana.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2021, 03:36:09 AM

Never liked the music of AC/DC. It's also very funny - in that video, the bell doesn't even seem to make a noise when it's hit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 31, 2021, 06:10:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2021, 03:36:09 AM

in that video, the bell doesn't even seem to make a noise when it's hit.

Yes it does.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2021, 08:54:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 31, 2021, 06:10:01 AM

Yes it does.

I didn't hear anything... he's pounding away at it, and if it is making a noise, it is DROWNED to buggery by that bloody guitar.

Berlioz did it better...

That bell in Symphonie Fantastique is exquisite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 01, 2021, 09:11:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch link=topic=51107.msg714612#msg714612 date

it is DROWNED to buggery by that bloody guitar.

No it wasn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/1f3CG70/797354.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2021, 12:22:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 01, 2021, 09:11:09 AM

No it wasn't.

What are you talking about? I've played that last minute several times and the bell is completely inaudible against the bloody guitars.

He could have hit it with a rubber dildo and it would have probably made no difference.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 03, 2021, 03:24:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2021, 12:22:01 PM

He could have hit it with a rubber dildo and it would have probably made no difference.

I'm afraid that's a bit beyond my ken.

(https://i.ibb.co/sR4Scj6/250970244-10159887915114727-5727765429555463766-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 03, 2021, 04:50:47 PM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ContentExcitableKingbird-mobile.mp4)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2021, 10:05:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 03, 2021, 04:50:47 PM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ContentExcitableKingbird-mobile.mp4)

 ::)

Oh dear Bob... another embedding fail???

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/b4/b40f97897b51f187747b5177d66a1f76614d3e9189cccf5e8172823afd564fdc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2021, 08:59:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2021, 10:05:38 AM

Oh dear Bob... another embedding fail???

What?

Oh. 


And ball bearings inspector to you too.

(https://i.ibb.co/hK2vw83/249724323-10165980819220161-2259311119119511657-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2021, 07:17:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 04, 2021, 08:59:48 PM

And ball bearings inspector to you too.

Oh, not to worry - there's nothing wrong with my 'ball bearings'. They're solid as a rock and sturdy as ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2021, 11:22:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2021, 07:17:55 AM

They're solid as a rock and sturdy as ever.

Nicely done, chief. 

But does it root down and get it?

Naw.  You no Ad-Rock! 

(https://i.ibb.co/4dyN6vm/e1aca188716cd5429833708549418a222906969e-2-338x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2021, 02:19:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 05, 2021, 11:22:34 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/4dyN6vm/e1aca188716cd5429833708549418a222906969e-2-338x500.jpg)

You know what - you deserve brownie points for that advert. That is *** beautiful.

I genuinely believe that all recorders... IN THE WORLD, should be melted down and made into TEA COASTERS!!!

The world would be such a better place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2021, 07:20:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2021, 02:19:11 PM

I genuinely believe that all recorders... IN THE WORLD, should be melted down and made into TEA COASTERS!!!

As well as certain domestic animals, children, yuppies, and many, many politicians.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 05, 2021, 10:09:46 PM

I'm pro recorder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2021, 12:54:05 AM

Children??? Seriously?

You were once a child...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 06, 2021, 01:47:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2021, 12:54:05 AM

You were once a child...

And, yea, verily the child has become man....child.

Anyway, only the annoying children.  Same with domestic animals.

The tolerable ones can be spared.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2021, 03:08:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 06, 2021, 01:47:56 AM

And, yea, verily the child has become man....child.

Anyway, only the annoying children. The tolerable ones can be spared.

Yes, but by what pre-requisites should we judge them? Do we go with those who have a juvenile record against those who don't?

Those who constantly sing the Baby shark theme, and those who don't???

This could be a very tedious and hard process...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 06, 2021, 11:05:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2021, 03:08:56 AM

Those who constantly sing the Baby shark theme, and those who don't???

Yes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2021, 02:35:43 PM

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61rPtc0aBnL._SS500_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2021, 01:10:47 PM

I refuse to kill and eat a baby hamburger.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 08, 2021, 05:13:45 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ZtXdc4X.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 02:38:49 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2021, 05:13:45 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ZtXdc4X.mp4

I just had one, snout to tail.

So?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2021, 11:37:51 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 08, 2021, 05:13:45 PM

https://i.imgur.com/ZtXdc4X.mp4

BOB... MP4's will NOT EMBED!!! If you're trying to make us click on dodgy links, you're failing at it.

I refuse to click on that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 01:15:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2021, 11:37:51 AM

I refuse to click on that...

Thank you for inadvertently gifting me a phrase that will do for:  "I wouldn't touch that, honey, no thanks, but we can be friends, I guess."

"I refuse to click."

The Bartleby of denials IRL.  Love it.  Intend to use it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2021, 02:12:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 01:15:10 PM

The Bartleby of denials

The WHO??? Who is Bartleby? Is that what you call your Japanese love pillow as you go to sleep each night???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 07:44:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2021, 02:12:14 PM

Is that what you call your Japanese love pillow as you go to sleep each night???

I would prefer not to, but the power of Christ compels me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2021, 10:31:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 07:44:06 PM

I would prefer not to, but the power of Christ compels me.

I learnt to ignore him a long time ago. I got rid of my imaginary friends when I was 5.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 11:27:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2021, 10:31:02 PM

I learnt to ignore him a long time ago. I got rid of my imaginary friends when I was 5.

Sorry, bud, I prefer my sky fairies to be excellent.  It ain't Sxxxxji land!

It effing rules!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2021, 11:36:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 09, 2021, 11:27:38 PM

Sorry, bud, I prefer my sky fairies to be excellent. 

So you think Jesus Christ is a fairy...

Interesting theory... it is mentioned that he ascended to heaven, so... maybe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 10, 2021, 01:09:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2021, 11:36:43 AM

So you think Jesus Christ is a fairy...

Whatever, sky pilot.

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/optimized/3X/1/f/1f1ddd0600f0b5c55ba633515d8f3b10507a4075_2_689x359.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2021, 10:11:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 10, 2021, 01:09:47 PM

(https://aws1.discourse-cdn.com/business7/uploads/mst3k/optimized/3X/1/f/1f1ddd0600f0b5c55ba633515d8f3b10507a4075_2_689x359.jpeg)

That's MOSES you idiot... not Jesus.

Can't you tell the 2 apart??? Or do all white men look alike?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 11, 2021, 12:54:23 PM

(https://ashleytownsendfantasy.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/popcorn.gif?w=268&zoom=2)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2021, 01:08:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2021, 10:11:50 AM

Can't you tell the 2 apart??? Or do all white men look alike?

Yes.  Mostly.

Besides, I think Moses was like Jesus's boss or supervisor or something. 

Same thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2021, 08:45:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 11, 2021, 01:08:56 PM

I think Moses was like Jesus's boss or supervisor or something. 

I think Moses was his AA sponsor...

Too many Last suppers, plenty of wine flowing - I mean, once he had showed everyone he could turn water into wine, people got hammered.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 12, 2021, 04:44:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2021, 08:45:59 AM

Too many Last suppers, plenty of wine flowing - I mean, once he had showed everyone he could turn water into wine, people got hammered.

Yeah, they kick it root down, represent west side.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 12, 2021, 09:59:44 PM

(https://www.phipps.conservatory.org/images/made/assets/images/as_blog_image/sawwhet_1494_780_s_c1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 12, 2021, 10:11:15 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/GJQtgPJ/0ca4b76d85b7356879b452525e17c5e8b662c831.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2021, 11:25:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 12, 2021, 10:11:15 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/GJQtgPJ/0ca4b76d85b7356879b452525e17c5e8b662c831.jpg)

Yeah... whoever was in charge of the special effects department should have been fired.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2021, 02:05:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2021, 11:25:31 PM

Yeah... whoever was in charge of the special effects department should have been fired.

Sure, whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/CKr2k6H/2f8fc135d1c461350cc398f28222e789ebf67722-2-690x473.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2021, 02:36:35 AM

Sure...

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jamesbond/images/0/06/Jaws_(Richard_Kiel)_-_Profile.png)

Where abouts?

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2021, 03:14:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2021, 02:36:35 AM

Sure...

You might have irritable owl syndrome.

Regardless, I have to tell you what I tell all my gals:  no teeth, missy! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2021, 11:15:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 13, 2021, 03:14:40 AM

You might have irritable owl syndrome.

No, but this poor bugger does.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2653/5656/products/TS-_-WHI-SD4417-zoomed_1400x.jpg)

It's a serious affliction that affects 1 in 10 owls.

(https://www.chargrilled.com.au/t-shirts/prodimages/staticimages/square/k0irritableowlsyndrome_k_Grey.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2021, 01:32:25 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/WvYVqS0/65b7b4dd650bcc475cee3cf3312c6aa1142152c9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2021, 02:45:48 AM

Are you a cop... you have to tell me if you're a cop.

Why else would you have handcuffs???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 14, 2021, 12:13:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2021, 02:45:48 AM

Why else would you have handcuffs???

(https://i.ibb.co/4pvJVM3/a9611cee43e3e82467669f537ba97aa5bf85784a-2-349x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2021, 10:02:27 AM

I'm surprised she doesn't have green screen and a bolt through her...

...erm...



...neck.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2021, 11:06:44 AM

These guys don't seem too upset.  (And I'm not looking for another one that's actually a gif.)

https://i.gifer.com/5K6H.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2021, 11:19:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/bQYQj3h/hitch.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2021, 12:04:35 PM

Quote from: Bob on November 16, 2021, 11:06:44 AM

These guys don't seem too upset.  (And I'm not looking for another one that's actually a gif)

You mean, like this???

(https://i.gifer.com/5K6H.gif)

You need to know how to manipulate the internet to your liking, Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2021, 07:00:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2021, 12:04:35 PM

You mean, like this???

(https://i.gifer.com/5K6H.gif)

You need to know how to manipulate the internet to your liking, Bob.

You can just change the .mp4 ending to .gif?

At least on that one...

(https://i.gifer.com/5K6H.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2021, 08:10:54 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 16, 2021, 08:45:53 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/ko_YNeNseQAAAAAC/what-are-you-talking-about-huh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2021, 11:24:16 PM

Any questions?

(https://i.ibb.co/8MQpgbG/0874a2bb68dbf33be0b6fc9e9c723d0a1e1783c2-2-500x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 17, 2021, 12:27:19 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 17, 2021, 03:24:23 AM

Tee minulle voileipä, nainen!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2021, 08:58:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 17, 2021, 03:24:23 AM

Tee minulle voileipä, nainen!

Tee se itse, vammaisvihaaja.

Quote from: Bob on November 16, 2021, 07:00:42 PM

You can just change the .mp4 ending to .gif?

A lot of these web-sites convert videos to pngs, gifs, etc... so that they can use them for multiple purposes.

Glad I managed to teach you something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2021, 12:02:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2021, 08:58:48 AM

Glad I managed to teach you something.

https://oktopi.ai/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/pexels-yan-krukov-8197544-1024x683.jpg

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2021, 08:33:10 AM

Bob... just when I think you're doing better.. you go and do something like this:

Quote from: Bob on November 19, 2021, 12:02:47 AM

https://oktopi.ai/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/pexels-yan-krukov-8197544-1024x683.jpg

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/im-not-saying-ag1087.jpg)



Oh... that's mean. I'm sorry Bob, I got you a little present to say I'm sorry.

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/284905b0-841b-4417-8667-b1d8db4757ef.07f700e5df7536bab84e015d553727ed.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2021, 12:50:35 PM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC/giphy.gif?cid=790b761110db16a95613f248586b40d6fb2afa49236136dc&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2021, 03:14:15 PM

I can match that...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Boo-Boo_Bear.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 19, 2021, 06:27:44 PM

Get a room, you two.  For real.

(https://i.ibb.co/kGVKP0n/b0d.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2021, 11:13:51 PM

We do have a room... I'm in mine and Bob is in his.

Mine's a very nice room, can't say I know if Bobs is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 19, 2021, 11:18:53 PM

Fortress of solitude here.

(https://33.media.tumblr.com/11294369060eb432b10f52594fe1653f/tumblr_mmb1hklMJd1r93xiko1_500.gif)



Years later... "This is the symbol of hope on my world... And this is how we give people the finger...." ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2021, 01:04:49 AM

I've heard Supermans security is pretty naff - anyone can just walk in.

There's no security cameras, no doorbell.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 20, 2021, 11:51:39 PM

What would anyone do except steal stuff?  It's not like he's going to get hurt.  Xray vision of whatever... Super hearing...

Although, yeah, when he's not there.  I think he's had a genius and an idiot wander in and get into his stuff.

Ah hem... So much for that.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForsakenGrimyBat-mobile.gif)
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForsakenGrimyBat-mobile.mp4)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForsakenGrimyBat-mobile.gif
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForsakenGrimyBat-mobile.mp4


(https://64.media.tumblr.com/c1145eb783523094217501732b928a41/3148f13f2c731d7c-55/s400x600/d98fb82fedc30d639b3d0d327f90f926ee856986.gifv)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2021, 01:49:35 AM

HEY... Bob managed to embed something on the web-site without embarrassing himself.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/76147127/well-done-bob.jpg)



(I love the fact that there is someone here called Bob, and literally a MILLION memes on that name).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 23, 2021, 12:52:46 AM

Bob!  I'm giving a solid click from my dog training device!  Do I have a dog?  No.  But people need positive reinforcement as well.

Gold star also, for your notebook!

You're making me proud, son!

(https://i.ibb.co/6wSgsNZ/display0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2021, 10:38:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 23, 2021, 12:52:46 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/6wSgsNZ/display0.jpg)

TRUST ME J_TOUR... you do NOT want to use Ice Cream as a lubricant...

Vaseline is a much better candidate and a lot cheaper...

...and less sticky.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 23, 2021, 12:06:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2021, 10:38:06 AM

Vaseline is a much better candidate and a lot cheaper...

That's gross, dude.

Why you got to say that, man?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2021, 12:31:01 PM

Given the hand held pose the guy with ice cream is showing... it seems like he's using it for something other than eating.

I just let my imagination do the rest.



I mean... seriously:

Quote from: j_tour on November 23, 2021, 12:52:46 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/6wSgsNZ/display0.jpg)

Who in the bloody hell sticks their fingers like that into a tub of ice cream?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 23, 2021, 01:00:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2021, 12:31:01 PM

Who in the bloody hell sticks their fingers like that into a tub of ice cream?

I refuse to comment.

You'll figure it out, I'm sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2021, 02:01:16 PM

There's nothing to figure out. I win...

Anyway... moving on to another controversial topic... given the COVID vaccine that seems to be making its way (eventually) around the world, who is an anti-vaxxer, and why?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 23, 2021, 11:58:50 PM

*Bob has never been a fan of Neapolitan ice cream.  He prefers to keep the different flavors pure and separate.*

Oh oh...  (*Bob's an ice cream segregationist.  And the thread has taken a step closer....*)
It's happening again...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law


(https://c.tenor.com/uUVAaVXY_NMAAAAd/inglourious-basterds-christoph-waltz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 24, 2021, 07:07:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2021, 02:01:16 PM

Anyway... moving on to another controversial topic... given the COVID vaccine that seems to be making its way (eventually) around the world, who is an anti-vaxxer, and why?

I dunno.  Paul Hogan?

Maybe that turd who is complaining about spending a measly 1000 hours learning to play arpepgios so it doesn't sound like crap?  You best believe I've spent a lot more time than that learning to play the keyboard instruments.  Sounds like a conspiracy theorist, anyway.

Propers to the sharp rebukes in that comedy thread, though.

(https://i.ibb.co/TYPsdk4/cc86e1d0fa9487be7dea8d1566a741761eec79dc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2021, 08:22:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 24, 2021, 07:07:39 AM

Maybe that turd who is complaining about spending a measly 1000 hours learning to play arpepgios so it doesn't sound like crap?

I must have missed something here... who are we talking about.

Also, I completely agree - I suck at playing 'arpepgios' (absolutely no *** idea what an arpepgio is), but my arpeggios are bloody stellar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 24, 2021, 10:34:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2021, 08:22:07 AM

I must have missed something here... who are we talking about.

Also, I completely agree - I suck at playing 'arpepgios' (absolutely no *** idea what an arpepgio is), but my arpeggios are bloody stellar.

No it's some dude or whatever complaining about him sucking eggs at the piano keyboard, yet ignoring any and all detailed advice in some other thread.

Not my fight, at all.

Good job pointing out a trivial misspelling, BTW.  Sheila.

You know, there are arpeggios and there are arpeggios. The very wide arpeggios are easy for me, but extremely rapid, closely spaced ones in the course of improvising can be tricky for me.

What with my man-sized hands and all.

(https://i.ibb.co/MVxpLgX/c7ce32d158586f373d42d5ae802bf10869a626f3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2021, 10:05:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 24, 2021, 10:34:41 PM

Good job pointing out a trivial misspelling, BTW.

I wasn't sure if you were hammered or just plain drunk... one only gets better by learning from ones mistakes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2021, 03:32:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2021, 10:05:30 AM

one only gets better by learning from ones mistakes.

Not me!  I keep making the same ones. 

If it makes you feel proud and good, a really great woman I was getting along with ran out on me two days ago at a bar. 

Oh well.  Can't win them all!

(https://i.ibb.co/MSgtP6n/ad98556c7ed3bd60df6da1eed7307a2872844f5e-2-690x459.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2021, 10:17:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 25, 2021, 03:32:10 PM

If it makes you feel proud and good, a really great woman I was getting along with ran out on me two days ago at a bar. 

Hey, I feel good about helping someone point out their mistakes...

I don't feel good upon feeding upon someones misery and disappointment...

While there is a term for someone who feels good about anothers suffering (schadenfreude), is there a term for someone who continually feels that way towards another... or do we just call them 'wankers'?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 25, 2021, 11:51:38 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 25, 2021, 03:32:10 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/MSgtP6n/ad98556c7ed3bd60df6da1eed7307a2872844f5e-2-690x459.jpg)

I was just feeling like that.


And... Who's Paul Hogan?  (And do I care?)

(https://i.insider.com/5af3146542e1cc5e06230e89)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 26, 2021, 12:20:10 AM

HaHA!  A gifV worked...

(https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gifv)

Or it did in a browser window....

https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gif
https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gifv

(https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.mp4)
(https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gifv)

It must be the gif that works here then, even though that didn't work in my browser...

(https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gif)

Yep.  But if it's a gif, there's no sound... And no movement when it's posted apparently.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2021, 03:06:56 AM

Quote from: Bob on November 25, 2021, 11:51:38 PM

I was just feeling like that.

No you weren't.

 :P

(https://i.ibb.co/gMq87xf/bccd1513ccc5f7a9fbc694686dd202a160153aff.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2021, 07:48:35 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/2magA3H.gif)

Sadly... none survived.

I hear it's Thanksgiving over there in America, so I can only presume that each one of these delicious birds were slaughtered and cooked, and served with Garlic Mash.

I'm glad I'm not vegetarian... because when the apocalypse hits and the worlds food supply runs out... it's the vegans and vegetarians who are going to be eaten first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2021, 10:51:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2021, 07:48:35 AM

it's the vegans and vegetarians who are going to be eaten first.

That there's some good eatin', is what people is sayin'.

Here, have some arpeggiator and fingerstyle guitar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2021, 11:55:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 26, 2021, 10:51:24 AM

Here, have some arpeggiator and fingerstyle guitar.

Meh... never cared for that. I prefer something a little more boppy, a little more hip and positive...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2021, 07:13:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2021, 11:55:07 AM

Meh... never cared for that.

Nice video embedding, Chachi!  Utube takes down stuff or restricts by region fairly indiscriminately, so lay off the Bobster, man!

(https://i.ibb.co/GtS6H3d/cde65f0a24870cbc9240f89b03f62229f8d82e82.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2021, 11:23:26 PM

Sorry but gifs aren't restricted in anyway, and aren't prone to regions.

I know YouTube videos are sometimes limited in their embedding... but it's only the gifs and the attempt to embed mp4's that I need to remind Bob about.

(https://www.authentink.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/publicserviceannouncementcoverimage.png)

YOU CAN'T EMBED MP4's, or GIFV's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 27, 2021, 12:51:59 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/t1GhHFw.gif)

in case that doesn't work.  And it doesn't appear to.  It's got sound.
https://i.imgur.com/t1GhHFw.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 27, 2021, 07:21:55 PM

That's what winning's like.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2021, 01:11:28 AM

I wonder what Beethoven would be like if he always wasn't a grumpy bastard...

Would his music have been any different?

(https://euge.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Antidepressants.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 28, 2021, 10:10:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2021, 01:11:28 AM

I wonder what Beethoven would be like if he always wasn't a grumpy bastard...

Would his music have been any different?

Har de fricking har. You're a regular comedian.

(https://i.ibb.co/2kmH3hV/dc1f7b6b7577d01f86bcf33cba4af257925e737f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 28, 2021, 11:43:49 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/T9598LE9kGIAAAAC/jeff-goldblum-shhh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: novelsky on November 29, 2021, 06:24:49 AM

Trying to be a little more active here!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2021, 10:36:30 AM

Quote from: fullofcandies on November 29, 2021, 06:24:49 AM

Trying to be a little more active here!  ;D

Well... I love your enthusiasm, so...

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81953348/good-luck.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: novelsky on November 30, 2021, 07:14:27 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2021, 11:04:17 AM

Quote from: fullofcandies on November 30, 2021, 07:14:27 AM

;D

Think of this thread like a quagmire - you've just sunk your feet into it, and you got no branch to hold onto. I hope you have a way to survive.

This thread gets very competitive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2021, 12:19:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2021, 11:04:17 AM

This thread gets very competitive.

No it doesn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on November 30, 2021, 06:14:38 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/aClw0nnYfeYAAAAC/who-is-this-seinfeld.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2021, 07:44:16 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 02, 2021, 08:40:13 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/31GDCPs/9da1bd3bf1e9b60f1b7476e9100036951ea2b314-2-690x495.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2021, 10:26:00 PM

That's not a real Seinfeld quote...

BOOO... HISS!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 02, 2021, 10:49:36 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/R69HjKc/451f0ce4d2bad5a202c7bfff0f749400a303d88a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2021, 08:19:18 AM

(https://i.giphy.com/media/9JlK8kbLeEr6NuKfOS/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 03, 2021, 04:10:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2021, 11:04:17 AM

I hope you have a way to survive.

(https://i.ibb.co/yRG3wHY/c5b2eafa663595dfd68b0c0b9389c3fd067f4b91.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2021, 11:44:15 PM

Yeah, but a great man tries to exceed his expectations.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2021, 01:03:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 03, 2021, 11:44:15 PM

Yeah, but a great man tries to exceed his expectations.

That's true.  And you are nothing if not a great man by hooning in the outback.

I salute you, patriot!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2021, 12:47:15 AM

Excuse me - only Aussie drongos go hooning in the streets and the outback of Australia.

They're seen as morons and hillbillies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 05, 2021, 02:28:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2021, 12:47:15 AM

Excuse me - only Aussie drongos go hooning in the streets and the outback of Australia.

Right.  So what's the problem?  You think you're better'n us hoons bagging some joeys in the outback?  You some kind of pom or something? 

(https://i.ibb.co/s9BwpH9/5c3a076bc706ec3d3cc4147718ca09723bafa38a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2021, 10:55:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 05, 2021, 02:28:41 AM

Right.  So what's the problem?  You think you're better'n us hoons bagging some joeys in the outback?  You some kind of pom or something?

First of all - it's POME, or POHME, Not Pom.

And yes, we do think we're better. We have some of the most pristine beaches, Perth has basically been COVID free for almost 20 months. Also, there are very flat-earthers here in Australia as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2021, 12:09:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2021, 10:55:53 PM

First of all - it's POME, or POHME, Not Pom.

Spoken like a true pommie.

At least we agree on one thing:  the only thing that can be done with Johnnie Red is to make a Rusty Nail out of it.

Make a Mickey Finn out of it, and it's the perfect date rape drink.

Enjoy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2021, 09:04:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 06, 2021, 12:09:45 AM

At least we agree on one thing:  the only thing that can be done with Johnnie Red is to make a Rusty Nail out of it.

That or to clean your toilet and unclog any blockages. Works wonders.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2021, 12:47:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2021, 09:04:58 AM

That or to clean your toilet and unclog any blockages. Works wonders.

(https://i.ibb.co/CHrWwMR/000543188cb7b306a0ea7081d324f5c44a8db9c7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2021, 02:04:05 PM

If that's a reference to a movie... I ain't seen it.

Is that Emilio Estevez???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2021, 06:29:50 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2021, 10:20:21 PM

It's like seeing one of the Muppets singing...

...except they're on Adderral...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 06, 2021, 11:56:09 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/r1qTfoI_VuQAAAAC/twin-peaks.gif)

(https://c.tenor.com/xRhQ3GbMeHcAAAAC/twinpeaks-plotting.gif)

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/71ed34a07c1e9bd202b21e1cf80e3296/tumblr_nl6187MSWb1upxwm8o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2021, 10:40:26 AM

Mrrrr, grumble, grumble...

I just sat for 45 minutes moving at approximately 0.5 kph in a major traffic jam. My patience is all gone, I can't be arsed coming up with a clever comeback...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 08, 2021, 12:51:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2021, 02:04:05 PM

Is that Emilio Estevez???

I wouldn't know.  What's in the boot of the car, Steinberg?

(https://i.ibb.co/L93BWXc/497dfe257eb24413e443a4554f41edca728effe5-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2021, 01:23:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 08, 2021, 12:51:21 PM

I wouldn't know.  What's in the boot of the car, Steinberg?

Nothing... there's no incriminating evidence in the boot of my car... now.

I MEAN, There's never been any incriminating evidence in my car... ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 08, 2021, 11:10:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2021, 10:40:26 AM

Mrrrr, grumble, grumble...

I just sat for 45 minutes moving at approximately 0.5 kph in a major traffic jam. My patience is all gone, I can't be arsed coming up with a clever comeback...

(https://c.tenor.com/xRhQ3GbMeHcAAAAC/twinpeaks-plotting.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2021, 03:22:50 AM

(https://c.tenor.com/Er8GuCI8O_QAAAAM/the-simpsons-excellent.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 09, 2021, 12:34:35 PM

Fair warning.  Enough shenanigans.  Not one but two lady bartenders have irritated and annoyed me yesterday, and no one is to have escaped my wrath.

(https://i.ibb.co/tZ1swDz/a76260d524100a7c8f13188c86d76495ae5f1a03.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2021, 02:30:14 PM

So you set a random dumpster miles away from the actual incident on fire???

OOOOHHH... that'll show them. They should have been irritated.

What grown man goes into a bar and asks for a 'Shirley Temple'??? I mean, you'd get far less attitude if you ask for a 'Martini, shaken - not stirred'.

(I must admit, I did enjoy a Shaken Martini.) Definitely worth trying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2021, 07:06:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2021, 02:30:14 PM

So you set a random dumpster miles away from the actual incident on fire???

Yep.  And joke's on you, fool!  I got me a good woman this time.  She got a job and everything, and she can play pool and all, so I dont have to worry about breaking her in the sack.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2021, 07:54:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 10, 2021, 07:06:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2021, 02:30:14 PM

So you set a random dumpster miles away from the actual incident on fire???[/quote

Yep.  And joke's on you, fool!  I got me a good woman this time.  She got a job and everything, and she can play pool and all, so I dont have to worry about breaking her in the sack.

Quote fail...

I expected better from you J_Tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 10, 2021, 11:04:24 PM

But not me.  Set the bar low, and people are happy when you're competent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2021, 11:14:57 PM

I don't know - I think the other users are like older parents who are wishing their 30-odd son or daughter would stop smoking pot around the house, get a job and finally get a house of their own so they can get some peace...

We say we're happy but GIF embedding isn't really that hard.     ;D

One day you'll get the hang of it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2021, 01:48:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2021, 07:54:44 AM

Quote fail...

I expected better from you J_Tour.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Simmer down, people.  You all got to be chill!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2021, 01:02:55 AM

I'm sorry, but my generation can't see anything in black and white. It's like staring at a blank screen.

I am Chill!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 12, 2021, 07:39:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2021, 01:02:55 AM

I'm sorry, but my generation can't see anything in black and white. It's like staring at a blank screen.

Sure.  Whatever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2021, 09:11:41 AM

(https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1134624/rca-1020.jpg)

I think that's hilarious. I guess each generation laughs at some of the previous generations leaps in technology.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 17, 2021, 08:50:51 PM

You might not be aware, but people shoot feature, mainstream movies in B&W today all the time.  So take it up with contemporary filmmakers.

(https://i.ibb.co/HCdJsrt/a77a1459f8ebc801dc1d50ffae72b6d4e88d34cc.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2021, 11:21:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 17, 2021, 08:50:51 PM

You might not be aware, but people shoot feature, mainstream movies in B&W today all the time.  So take it up with contemporary filmmakers.

I think that says a lot about the movies you watch, and how old they are. Yeah, but since 1950's colour has been mainstream.

What have you been doing the last 6 days??? I thought maybe you had forgotten about this? I was getting used to winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 18, 2021, 01:35:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2021, 11:21:13 PM

What have you been doing the last 6 days??? I thought maybe you had forgotten about this? I was getting used to winning.

I'm....building....something....in here.  You'll find out.

You'll all find out soon enough!

(https://i.ibb.co/jg5Rrsy/Screen-Shot-2021-12-03-at-1-02-18-PM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2021, 04:51:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 18, 2021, 01:35:42 AM

I'm....building....something....in here.  You'll find out.

You'll all find out soon enough!

No good can come from this...

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/7add2ca2b97a72d48aea1a1c0401d138/tumblr_njvsg63APa1rwacvuo1_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2021, 01:35:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2021, 04:51:46 AM

No good can come from this...

No, u.

(https://i.ibb.co/djct6NH/a8ed2f38d38ce4e451553b2570b7a719e7355d4e.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2021, 01:49:25 PM

You're reference to (what I assume is a tired, and very tragic TV show called) Dukes of Hazzard, is noted, ignored and completely irrelevant.

That only makes sense to the americans, as no one else in the world cared about that TV show... so it's supposed importance is wasted on us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2021, 12:03:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2021, 01:49:25 PM

That only makes sense to the americans, as no one else in the world cared about that TV show... so it's supposed importance is wasted on us.

What "TV show"?  It's a GIF of some car pancaking off an incline.

You seem to know a lot about it.  Perhaps because it's shot in color?

(https://i.ibb.co/mB2gNty/l-bd9dd6ae-2508-4959-9aea-4dfea56a3a3b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2021, 12:26:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 20, 2021, 12:03:34 AM

What "TV show"?  It's a GIF of some car pancaking off an incline.

(https://silodrome.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Dukes-of-Hazzard-General-Lee-Main-1600x1063.jpg)

It's sometimes good to know what your referencing, so you don't look like a complete plonker.

(https://horsepowermemories.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/pdvd_075-e1553164258394.jpg)

Never seen the show, just literally heard one reference to it and saw the number 1 on an orange car.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2021, 01:39:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2021, 12:26:12 AM

Never seen the show, just literally heard one reference to it and saw the number 1 on an orange car.

Way to go, member and chair of the resident brain trust.  Looks like some orange car to me, dude.

(https://i.ibb.co/HKdvnDn/a7d401779031b8d1f096a43d662c79659b97afde.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2021, 04:01:13 AM

I'll see your Richard Ayoade and raise you a Michael Jackson...

(https://c.tenor.com/yfJlSRz68MYAAAAd/michael-jackson-michael.gif)

Your bet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2021, 12:36:39 PM

You will pay for your crimes!  You'll see!

You'll all see!

(https://i.ibb.co/qpd0qt4/FDCo-Yd4-UYAI-Tqw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2021, 11:19:26 PM

One of the worst Photoshop jobs I've ever seen... the artist didn't even change the reflection in the chocolate.

Terrible... You get a C+ for trying to be creative, but a D- for your Photoshop skills.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2021, 06:11:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2021, 11:19:26 PM

Terrible... You get a C+ for trying to be creative, but a D- for your Photoshop skills.

You just made my list, buddy.

(https://i.ibb.co/rsKZgQG/bdf002e48b0537418544edc0e3e069657eefe60e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2021, 02:05:29 PM

Am I on your Naught or Nice List???

I bet you I'm on the 'Nice' column. I always pay my taxes on time, I give way at intersections and roundabouts, and one time I gave blood.

Oh no... wait - They think I have mad cow disease since I'm from Britain... well, the first 2 are true.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: visitor on December 21, 2021, 04:02:32 PM

I should get a duckpack

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2021, 10:29:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2021, 02:05:29 PM

I bet you I'm on the 'Nice' column. I always pay my taxes on time, I give way at intersections and roundabouts, and one time I gave blood.

That means you're a sucka fool!  Hiding something, I'm sure of it.

And don't you ever tailgate.

Quote from: visitor on December 21, 2021, 04:02:32 PM

I should get a duckpack

I should get an effpack for how much crap I've taken from women in the past several months.

Don't need the whole package anymore.  Just a portable variety.  Like a dog or something is about right for me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2021, 11:20:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2021, 10:29:24 PM

That means you're a sucka fool!  Hiding something, I'm sure of it.

Me??? No, never

(https://i.imgur.com/GADQ59g.gif)

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2021, 10:29:24 PM

I should get an effpack for how much crap I've taken from women in the past several months.

That's what alcohol is for...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2021, 02:02:56 AM

Why don't you go join a boy band or something, fool? 

(https://i.ibb.co/mX9bRsQ/fu.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2021, 09:42:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2021, 02:02:56 AM

Why don't you go join a boy band or something, fool?

(https://i.ibb.co/mX9bRsQ/fu.gif)

And... write songs about having your dick in a box??? Really???

I have better things to do with my life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2021, 11:30:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2021, 09:42:50 AM

I have better things to do with my life.

Sure you do.

(https://i.ibb.co/NWxHhYK/ece411f5001796cb4d4a95fd3f6a9daf63d1619b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2021, 02:37:34 PM

We need some Christmas themed pics... so I'll get the ball rolling.

(https://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-christmas-pictures-17.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 24, 2021, 09:16:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2021, 02:37:34 PM

We need some Christmas themed pics

"We"?  You got a turd in your pocket or something?


(https://i.ibb.co/jgV7WR9/7e36b4ef6a2ea0ff2325c268862b54d988426560.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2021, 04:45:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 24, 2021, 09:16:48 PM

"We"?  You got a turd in your pocket or something?

Someone obviously got a lump of coal in his stocking this morning.

Well, Merry Christmas you scrooge.

(https://www.twizler.co.uk/ekmps/shops/twizler/images/CAN12-What-s-That-Smell-Rude-Christmas-Card-3265-p.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 25, 2021, 11:54:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2021, 04:45:04 AM

Well, Merry Christmas you scrooge.

No it doesn't.

Didn't I tell all you people about this woman I was trying to screw who ghosted me just now?

Maybe.  Whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/1GNZhWq/8dc32798f3ce3f14fb069a6dffa2f518615b308f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2021, 03:02:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 25, 2021, 11:54:27 AM

Didn't I tell all you people about this woman I was trying to screw who ghosted me just now?

(https://www.brainyquote.com/photos_tr/en/s/samuelbutler/383629/samuelbutler1-2x.jpg)

But then again, the internet is full of controversy & dispute, because apparently:

(https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/368674-Rachel-Vincent-Quote-Whoever-said-it-is-better-to-have-loved-and.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 25, 2021, 06:21:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2021, 03:02:08 PM

But then again, the internet is full of controversy & dispute

No it isn't.  Take that back!  Redact those lies from the Sitrep.

And what is all this "love" crap?  Is that like polyamory or something those hippie cults do?

(https://i.ibb.co/MSVjqZV/Screen-Shot-2019-05-08-at-10-44-54-AM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2021, 12:44:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 25, 2021, 06:21:49 PM

No it isn't.  Take that back!  Redact those lies from the Sitrep.

No... I will redact nothing. I mean what I say, and I say what I mean.

Deal with it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 26, 2021, 12:40:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2021, 12:44:16 AM

No... I will redact nothing.

You'll do it and you'll like it, sonny.

(https://i.ibb.co/BV1gdFt/63b4bdd740e1cb47d4a8607ab1c83f5185af3d00-2-500x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2021, 02:21:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 26, 2021, 12:40:44 PM

You'll do it and you'll like it, sonny.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-T86ddwZZzM/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 26, 2021, 05:11:10 PM

I don't make monkeys:  I just train them.

(https://i.ibb.co/xqz0D2x/2aed10715ece4c5749c2406d1eb081c5888742c4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2021, 12:13:35 AM

No offense, but HAL's voice is too soothing to be menacing. He's not a very good antagonist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 27, 2021, 03:48:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2021, 12:13:35 AM

No offense, but HAL's voice is too soothing to be menacing. He's not a very good antagonist.

No u.


(https://i.ibb.co/KjjQJRk/251cbacaa8633237d845abe51d8270e102fcfb9e.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2021, 08:55:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 27, 2021, 03:48:20 AM

No u.

(https://i.ibb.co/KjjQJRk/251cbacaa8633237d845abe51d8270e102fcfb9e.png)

WOW... someone didn't put on their makeup today, did they J_Tour. Luckily YouTube is filled with literally JILLIONS of bloody makeup videos that will improve your look in no time.

I suggest you look a few up... and if that doesn't work - try a blowtorch and see if that pretties up your complexion.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 27, 2021, 02:39:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2021, 08:55:20 AM

try a blowtorch and see if that pretties up your complexion.

no u

(https://i.ibb.co/Y49PFZN/f4f115e12abfe96c4c8598457f7caafe872ce86b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 27, 2021, 03:36:47 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 27, 2021, 06:20:33 PM

I am hungry for horseflesh.

(https://i.ibb.co/vsf0NtK/2944546931-4eeede5291.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2021, 01:50:04 PM

Well... I'm sure you have a spear, a crossbow or a hunting rifle. I'm sure there's a paddock within 50 miles of you. Put 2 and 2 together...

I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this. Just make sure you cook it properly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 28, 2021, 06:29:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2021, 01:50:04 PM

Well... I'm sure you have a spear, a crossbow or a hunting rifle. I'm sure there's a paddock within 50 miles of you. Put 2 and 2 together...

I have a meathook and a kill room.  Is the horse looking towards or away from the viewer?  I need the advantage of surprise.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2021, 01:50:04 PM

I'm sure you can figure out where I'm going with this. Just make sure you cook it properly.

What's wrong with horseflesh tartar?  It's fine.

(https://i.ibb.co/cQXJ0pb/caption-576x1024.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2021, 01:20:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 28, 2021, 06:29:36 PM

I have a meathook and a kill room.  Is the horse looking towards or away from the viewer?  I need the advantage of surprise.

No, no, no... the way to do it is to approach the horse, locking eyes with it while you chant a verse from the necronomicon in order to enslave its soul. Then when it's powerless, you are free to do what you will with it.

GEEZ... how does one not know that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2021, 03:59:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2021, 01:20:35 AM

GEEZ... how does one not know that?

I dunno.  Wesley Willis?  Something, it's gotta be, I guess.  Gosh, durr.

Here's a little thing I like to say to the little j_tour every day before sleep:

(https://i.ibb.co/swScLyN/403281452bd42cc3e32a2ff4cdf08cc9b065a60b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2021, 04:31:05 AM

I'm holding out for one...

Man, that song was bloody catchy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2021, 03:41:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2021, 04:31:05 AM

I'm holding out for one...

OK, comrade.

(https://i.ibb.co/XL4hwVz/800px-Josip-Broz-Tito-uniform-portrait-737x1024.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2021, 01:03:45 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2021, 02:06:17 PM

Have a cigar, boy.

(https://i.ibb.co/8cq7YZ0/61f43e0e-c42a-4141-988b-6d4cb8876419.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2021, 01:11:09 AM

If you haven't seen Black Books - I highly recommend it. It's *** hilarious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2021, 01:57:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2021, 01:11:09 AM

If you haven't seen Black Book

I love that movie.  Also known as Reign of Terror.  One of those great Anthony Mann, John Alton collaborations.

(https://i.ibb.co/wsw5dMk/24htds.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2021, 05:56:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 2021, 01:57:17 AM

I love that movie.  Also known as Reign of Terror.  One of those great Anthony Mann, John Alton collaborations.

I think there's no hope for you after all J_Tour... no hope at all.

Get with 2022, not 1922.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2021, 02:38:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2021, 05:56:15 AM

Get with 2022, not 1922.

Get with the leather pony, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/mJRXjVb/Screenshot-2021-12-30-16-05-19.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2021, 06:02:37 PM

(https://i.redd.it/tu35e445vu881.jpg)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2021, 10:20:27 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/HXRdwpv/2bda7f5b3eca4f0f087936b0441617c916f389de.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on December 31, 2021, 10:58:45 PM

(https://nzbirdsonline.org.nz/sites/all/files/Kakapo_DvW2007.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2021, 11:52:00 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/9sg4CpG/04468d6d336e2856448f50fdf27253ce56d1c1ef.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2022, 01:51:25 AM

Well, since it is the 1st January here in my timezone, I'm going to say:

(https://www.asiamediajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Happy-New-Year-2021-Memes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: annonymouse2 on January 01, 2022, 08:46:03 AM

HAPPY NEW 'YEAR', singular!

(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/giphy-1578493730.gif?resize=980:*)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2022, 11:44:46 AM

I quote from https://www.thesaurus.com/e/grammar/new-years/:

Quote

It’s that tricky apostrophe (or lack thereof) that trips up most people.

As we know, apostrophes are used to show possession or take the place of omitted letters in contractions. In the case of New Year’s, we’re talking about possession: the phrase “New Year’s” is a common shortening of both New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day, two holidays that celebrate the beginning of a new year. In the names of these days, the apostrophe indicates possession in that they are referring to “The Eve of the New Year” and “The Day of the New Year.”

Example 1: New Year’s Day
Example 2: New Year’s Eve
Example 3: New Year’s resolutions (resolutions made on New Year’s Eve/Day)
Example 4: New Year’s party (a New Year’s Eve/Day party)

Note that only Day and Eve are capitalized in the above examples, as they’re the names of specific holidays.

But to make it even more confusing, you should also use the ’s even when New Year’s stands alone as long as you’re talking about one or both of the two holidays. For example: “Let’s plan to get together for New Year’s.”

Here, the ’s implies Eve or Day. You should, however, probably get a bit more specific with your friends so they don’t show up on New Year’s Eve when you’re in your pajamas and were actually inviting them to brunch on New Year’s Day. Just saying.

Given that some of the users were still on Dec 31st, and an undetermined amount of people were in 2022, it was still grammatically correct for me to use the term 'Happy New Years'.

Point to perfect_pitch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2022, 02:00:01 PM

Time waits for no man.

(https://i.ibb.co/1Q20pFM/R-e65b3981a008a475407602d3b8082c6a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2022, 02:30:31 PM

You do realise that 'time' is just a concept we made up. Time doesn't exist in the natural universe. What is 5pm technically??? It's not really a constant because only approx 1/24 of the planet acknowledges 5pm at the same time as each other.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2022, 04:09:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2022, 02:30:31 PM

Time doesn't exist in the natural universe.

Right. 

(https://i.ibb.co/JcYhryF/67fkFL.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 01, 2022, 10:35:34 PM

Something for time exists.  Except if it's like space and it stretches or contracts... How would you be aware of it changing like that? 

With relativity, I've wondered if the experience of time passing is the same where ever you area, despite there being a difference in gravity or something where time moves faster or slower.  For the personal experience, would anyone actually sense things moving faster or slower or would be the same where ever you are?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 12:31:03 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 01, 2022, 10:35:34 PM

Something for time exists.  Except if it's like space and it stretches or contracts... How would you be aware of it changing like that? 

One would not necessarily be aware.  Time contraction and dilation is a part of textbook physics, and has been for about eight or ten decades or so.

Time in the abstract exists, however.  It takes a licking, but it keeps on ticking.


(https://i.ibb.co/jVmct17/b1ae973e9594dc2858f1973bf91b8a19.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 01:11:38 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 01, 2022, 10:35:34 PM

For the personal experience, would anyone actually sense things moving faster or slower or would be the same where ever you are?

Are you kidding me? All the time.

Have you ever been in a piano lesson and for the 8th lesson in a row you're trying to teach little Mickey or Susan in Year 1 how to play jingle bells, but they haven't practiced because they have Tennis on Mondays, Dance on Tuesdays, English tutoring on Wednesdays, Horse riding on Thursdays, Yoga on Fridays, and they do Sports all Weekend... and then they wonder why they're not getting better at the song, and you wonder why you bother at all???

Time REALLY drags then... I can assure you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 02:19:58 AM

Sounds like a bunch of chronostasis to me.

(https://i.ibb.co/5MpXzMM/271001308-10209275132672000-3052771787621117402-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 07:22:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 02:19:58 AM

Sounds like a bunch of chronostasis to me.

(https://i.ibb.co/5MpXzMM/271001308-10209275132672000-3052771787621117402-n.jpg)

Well, not with that *** attitude. It's a chance to reflect on ones past and to right a few wrongs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 11:41:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 07:22:18 AM

It's a chance to reflect on ones past and to right a few wrongs.

Like raining revenge down upon one's enemies, and crossing names off one's list one by one, right?

(https://i.ibb.co/r0M2GVG/la-mari-e-tait.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 11:46:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 11:41:29 AM

Like raining revenge down upon one's enemies, and crossing names off one's list one by one, right?

Sure... go for it - whatever makes you happy...

...but I sure as sh*t better not be on that list.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 12:39:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 11:46:21 AM

...but I sure as sh*t better not be on that list.

I don't know what you're talking about.  I don't have a list.  I never had a list. 

(https://i.ibb.co/4gKjVSM/56b23194285d57e0ed187901b87ebea4d2ec01e6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 11:19:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 12:39:05 PM

I don't know what you're talking about.  I don't have a list.  I never had a list.

Oh dear... memory loss is a bad sign of an upcoming illness.

Quote from: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 11:41:29 AM

Like raining revenge down upon one's enemies, and crossing names off one's list one by one, right?

Good news is that it means I'm closer to securing my win on this thread, knowing that you're slipping into the abyss.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 03, 2022, 02:19:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2022, 11:19:42 PM

Good news is that it means I'm closer to securing my win on this thread

You'll never do it, you lazy bogan.  Why? 

(https://i.ibb.co/xHpV7j7/6823917cbd5823d34d975908425fcc9d9f4cda25.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2022, 06:31:39 AM

I must say, there's something VERY watchable about Scott Pilgrim. I love the jokes...

Quote from: j_tour on January 03, 2022, 02:19:19 AM

You'll never do it, you lazy bogan.  Why?

You thought you could convince me with that??? What were you hoping my answer would be...

(https://i.imgur.com/NE8psDJ.png)

No way...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 03, 2022, 12:30:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2022, 06:31:39 AM

I must say, there's something VERY watchable about Scott Pilgrim.

Yeah.  Her name is Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  Not that I've seen most of her filmography on purpose or anything!

She is a bridge for damaged teeth.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/StJohnsBridge.jpg/1280px-StJohnsBridge.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2022, 02:37:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 03, 2022, 12:30:46 PM

Yeah.  Her name is Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  Not that I've seen most of her filmography on purpose or anything!

She's a bit hit and miss - she wasn't bad in Gemini Man, but she absolutely SUCKED in Kate.

One of the most cliched movies I've ever seen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2022, 06:48:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2022, 02:37:57 PM

She's a bit hit and miss

Shut up, nerd.

(https://i.ibb.co/2nZHdzB/627465706e534ba9a245f33158ecbb9b6f0e3f3b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2022, 03:40:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 04, 2022, 06:48:31 AM

Shut up, nerd.

Damn... did I touch a nerve? Obviously someones got a thing for Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

She's out of your league man... in fact, she's not just out of your league, you couldn't even get tickets to spectate said league.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 06, 2022, 11:28:42 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/qAFZ_6WxiJ4AAAAC/shame-jerry-seinfeld.gif)


(https://c.tenor.com/DzoE1XkinUIAAAAd/jerry-seinfeld-seinfield.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2022, 12:50:32 AM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CalmSnarlingIndiancow-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2022, 08:24:48 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/QmKnywV/c63461c1f4ad4ab58e213c1c14d652f8edf9bdc1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2022, 09:42:57 AM

Although I think Bill Hader does it best... I love his facial animation.

(https://i.giphy.com/media/2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2022, 04:55:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2022, 09:42:57 AM

Although I think Bill Hader does it best...

Yes he does, sir.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 07, 2022, 07:06:11 PM

Wait... That's the singer?  I just thought it was an African American lady singing that.

Huh... Here's a random, completely unrelated pic. ::)

(https://www.dhresource.com/0x0/f2/albu/g12/M00/1F/21/rBVakF86T2eARJ6uAAC4JcQJueY815.jpg/cosplay-halloween-horse-head-mask-animal.jpg)


 ::) Of course... She's got her own video.  Which leads to the obvious question -- Which is the horse?

Yeah, the teeth.... Kind of looks like a guy too.  I'm getting uncanny valley vibes.  Key is different too.

Well, that's what I learned today.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2022, 11:34:13 PM

I think you've capsized your own boat, there, Bobby!   ;D

Have some haunting music from the film classic, *Manos : The Hands of Fate*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2022, 12:32:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2022, 11:34:13 PM

I think you've capsized your own boat, there, Bobby! 

Have some haunting music from the film classic, *Manos : The Hands of Fate*

HEY - a movie that's in colour. Good on you J_Tour, I'm proud of you.

Anyway, in regards to Bob, all Bond songs pale in comparison against either Adele's Skyfall or Tina Turners 'Goldeneye'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2022, 09:12:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2022, 12:32:59 AM

HEY - a movie that's in colour. Good on you J_Tour, I'm proud of you.

Don't test me, boy!

But, yes, Tina knows where it's at. 

Get it greasy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2022, 01:18:14 AM

Sorry, but I think her all time greatest has to be this:

She was smoking, and had such sass. Gotta love her.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 09, 2022, 06:06:13 PM

https://img.ifunny.co/videos/1d16bf777aa85de0f52352ac896af6a84c1e443c0d3a6bf307bbe2d8250c159a_1.mp4

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2022, 11:11:06 PM

Quote from: Bob on January 09, 2022, 06:06:13 PM

https://img.ifunny.co/videos/1d16bf777aa85de0f52352ac896af6a84c1e443c0d3a6bf307bbe2d8250c159a_1.mp4

It's amazing to think what terribly antiquated superstitions there are still out there in the world. People think owls are witches...

...they're clearly vampires. NO, wait - that's Ostriches. Ostriches are the vampires, Owls are the witches, and clearly swans are succubi who will steal children's souls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2022, 02:10:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2022, 11:11:06 PM

People think owls are witches...

I don't think you know what you are talking about, son.

Earth People, New York and California
Earth People, I was born on Jupiter

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 14, 2022, 11:03:55 PM

Obviously owls are warlocks, not witches. 

(https://gifburg.com/images/gifs/eye-roll/gifs/0001.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2022, 03:21:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on January 14, 2022, 11:03:55 PM

Obviously owls are warlocks, not witches. 

Only the males ones - I believe the females are the witches. I think I saw it somewhere on a David Attenborough documentary once.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 16, 2022, 07:28:27 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2022, 12:47:47 AM

 ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2022, 10:05:24 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/n8wpp7d/11a3b6ba33e98379596dd844c419e75ed4a35db2-2-494x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2022, 12:24:07 AM

I genuinely think that cats and dogs are completely against the human race, and have been so ever since some twat thought it was a good idea to make a denim jacket for a cat... or xmas jumpers for dogs.

No wonder they think humans are twats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2022, 01:32:18 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/txy6zRV/b0174382d4467bbbc75e14cbf6e47c0b7a63a937-2-486x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2022, 03:06:03 AM

SSSSHHHH, that's a secret known only to me and the other people of Scotland.

You can't just go blabbing about this... we'll lose our tourism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2022, 12:37:19 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/3SJSdGC/2061392194619b1c27ba876768f9cf5c87f93fd4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 18, 2022, 12:45:54 PM

I win is right.

You shouldn't laugh at this.
https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=m12ygq

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2022, 01:19:20 PM

And that kids is how you get banned from a kids playground/play centre.

That, or light something on fire.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3orieLy8VxBNaW2teo/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2022, 06:32:54 PM

I don't just burn the house down.  I burn people down.

(https://i.ibb.co/XssbW4W/715fe8d61d6538cba76883fd0a146022c78c2594-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2022, 03:46:31 AM

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

I'll admit, I've never seen the movie - just this scene. Is it actually worth watching?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2022, 12:49:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2022, 03:46:31 AM

I'll admit, I've never seen the movie - just this scene. Is it actually worth watching?

Never seen it.  It's in color, though, so how good could it really be?  Probably none good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 21, 2022, 03:51:49 PM

The movie "The Piano Teacher" is more scary. lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2022, 12:15:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2022, 12:49:50 PM

Never seen it.  It's in color, though, so how good could it really be?  Probably none good.

The Matrix is in colour and that was a masterpiece.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2022, 01:36:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2022, 12:15:11 AM

The Matrix is in colour and that was a masterpiece.

No it wasn't.  Don't insufflate the pills.  Take as directed, with a full glass of water.

(https://i.ibb.co/F6QMmBC/82c59b9452c622566cbda1e6c687724b0f9ae9b1.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2022, 01:49:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2022, 01:36:09 AM

Take as directed, with a full glass of water.

I did... I took the *** red pill. Downed it with a glass of Scotch... and some gasoline.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 23, 2022, 12:38:17 PM

*Bob is amused at the low carb line."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2022, 01:58:51 PM

*Perfect_Pitch is pleased that he managed to Bob smile."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2022, 08:55:11 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/cw0v3ZF/JDxc30A.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2022, 11:31:45 PM

I know - food is complicated, isn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2022, 01:14:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2022, 11:31:45 PM

I know - food is complicated, isn't it?

No.

(https://i.ibb.co/J3Ns3mK/20220122-130737.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2022, 07:46:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2022, 01:14:51 AM

No.

Meh... not what I thought it would be. You heard the words Drunken Goat, you expect a beautiful slab of goat meat marinated in a Wine sauce or something...

...not a hunk of cheese. That's rather disappointing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2022, 12:43:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2022, 07:46:44 AM

...not a hunk of cheese. That's rather disappointing.

You're disappointing!
(https://i.ibb.co/YWjSCrJ/1808b100afeb4ccf1ee1ea9a73d3e0e4609a236f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2022, 01:12:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2022, 12:43:19 PM

You're disappointing!

I've never disappointed anyone...

...especially the ladies.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BonyAncientBream-size_restricted.gif)

Everything in life is better with Nick Offerman. EVERYTHING. Even that voice you hear in your head.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 27, 2022, 11:32:10 PM

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e6e4e822a1411fe2a10a8629b69ed02f/600cff508723fbac-fe/s250x250_c1/c33b24f8883e90f9d4674b73a285405fa541136b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2022, 12:14:17 AM

Sloths are boring - they're the laziest sods in the animal kingdom.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2022, 05:51:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2022, 01:12:41 PM

Everything in life is better with Nick Offerman. EVERYTHING. Even that voice you hear in your head.

You kids with your color television and reruns of Bonanza or whatever. 

(https://i.ibb.co/M98Xkfb/f52801dfe502660b5b8df76e520ca2415d0dca03-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2022, 05:56:47 AM

Why...

WHY...

WHY!!!...

...would you send a picture of Sting sitting practically nude on an internet forum???

Do you REALLY want me to dig into my pictures of Nicki Minaj naked??? I can assure you, you do NOT want that. No one on the internet wanted it... but somehow it got it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2022, 01:31:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2022, 05:56:47 AM

Do you REALLY want me to dig into my pictures of Nicki Minaj naked???

Sure.  Why not?
(https://i.ibb.co/jHpTXnv/7e2bbde0753584348276187756b541d14651b920-2-614x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2022, 02:54:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2022, 01:31:51 PM

Sure.  Why not?

Really... are you really sure?

Keep in mind, this...

(https://uncyclopedia.com/w/images/8/86/Nicki_Minaj.jpg)

...is her with her clothes on. I can assure you that the absence of clothing only makes the images all the more horrifying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 28, 2022, 04:54:30 PM

Clothes off:

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f2/08/32/f208321dca0c9e66f4ba0c4355c5048f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 28, 2022, 06:48:35 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/KBAHmE2-2hMAAAAd/he-did-not-want-to-look-at-that-dont-want-to-see.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2022, 02:25:44 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/NZ1NDZz/c9bd2861cfab3be9d96b2d48943522a2460e5a02.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2022, 05:41:31 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 28, 2022, 04:54:30 PM

Clothes off:

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/f2/08/32/f208321dca0c9e66f4ba0c4355c5048f.jpg)

I KNEW she had a hot body under all that apparel. I KNEW IT!!!

Sexy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 29, 2022, 12:26:17 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/TBDi8TijxnIAAAAC/toy-story-mr-potato-head.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2022, 12:54:41 PM

https://witchwind.wordpress.com/2013/12/15/piv-is-always-rape-ok/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2022, 12:31:59 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2022, 06:02:32 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/m6RX3Q7/66027f9d58cd54be4ffbcc6456d09751689316ba.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2022, 12:04:49 AM

Yeah... that joke has been recycled so many times...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2022, 12:33:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2022, 12:04:49 AM

Yeah... that joke has been recycled so many times...

No it hasn't.
(https://i.ibb.co/R772Kjf/553b28544f5fe2549cc1277b6357bbb80713bc21.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2022, 09:28:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2022, 12:33:11 AM

No it hasn't.

(https://c.tenor.com/svquOwGixLAAAAAC/phineas-and-ferb-phineas-flynn.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2022, 01:02:40 PM

No it hasn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/1GhJ15F/kjlh.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2022, 09:40:11 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/66653694/damn-right-im-talking-to-you.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2022, 12:11:27 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Lhvmp8r/a15d5623af305b20207727c36e4fbf552fca99c8.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 01, 2022, 12:56:27 PM

"Moo."  Or, "Bah."  I could be a bah or moo.

(https://i.redd.it/o7wsgbo4cqe81.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2022, 01:02:00 PM

Quote from: Bob on February 01, 2022, 12:56:27 PM

(https://i.redd.it/o7wsgbo4cqe81.jpg)

Usually my attitude to anything I don't know is to kill it with fire...

And I've got the flamethrower all warmed up...

(https://c.tenor.com/_AqFLEo0U4sAAAAC/joker-everything-burns.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2022, 01:01:13 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2022, 02:01:10 PM

You've posted this before... you're starting to lose your edge.

Although, I'll give you points because having Joe Pesci yelling insults is ALWAYS funny to listen to. A bit like this in my younger days:

Can't believe my parents let me buy this CD when I was barely a teenager. My parents wouldn't let me watch Ren & Stimpy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2022, 11:59:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2022, 02:01:10 PM

You've posted this before... you're starting to lose your edge.

Not exactly that track. 

However, who's the fellow who spent an entire sleepless night with a cheesemonger who knew what she was doing in the sack just now?

That's right.

They call me McLovin. 

You want a repeated quote?

Well, say no more, son, because I got it covered.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 05, 2022, 12:45:25 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/NALGaWXDWc8AAAAd/leaving-michael-scott.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2022, 01:31:38 PM

Rick Beato does not approve.

Rick Beato likes Drunken Goat.

Rick Beato likes wearing unsoiled pants.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2022, 01:02:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 05, 2022, 11:59:09 AM

I've never seen the movie, nor did I watch the clip - and don't ever plan to.

And hey - who doesn't like a Drunken goat. It's like basting but you get to do it from the inside of the meat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2022, 07:17:15 PM

"I’m like 'Sweetie Pie' by the Stone Alliance
Everybody know I'm known for dropping science
‘Cause I'm electric like Dick Hyman
I guess you'd expect to catch the crew rhymin'"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2022, 10:58:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2022, 07:17:15 PM

"I’m like 'Sweetie Pie' by the Stone Alliance
Everybody know I'm known for dropping science
‘Cause I'm electric like Dick Hyman
I guess you'd expect to catch the crew rhymin'"

Obviously rapping is NOT a skill that J_Tour is very good at... but keep at it. You'll get there someday...

...or you'll die before then and not realise. Either way, it's a win-win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2022, 01:08:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2022, 10:58:20 AM

Obviously rapping is NOT a skill that J_Tour is very good at...

Ain't my rap, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/HKRgXJZ/dbe7e36682a485d04518bdb4d8d2051dd26904be-2-667x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2022, 01:26:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2022, 01:08:13 PM

Ain't my rap, son.

I know how you feel - if my raps were that bad, I wouldn't own up to being the author of them either.

Don't worry - I'm sure you'll come up with something better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2022, 12:13:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2022, 01:26:05 PM

Don't worry - I'm sure you'll come up with something better.

Like a human head impaled on a wooden stake?
(https://i.ibb.co/wWv7YSb/a28f4bfcfafdeec8f4257b4d93a97540a6b82fbe-2-462x500.jpg)

What's the time?
It's time to get ill.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2022, 01:11:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 08, 2022, 12:13:46 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/wWv7YSb/a28f4bfcfafdeec8f4257b4d93a97540a6b82fbe-2-462x500.jpg)

Despite the fact that I have no proof of it... you can almost BET YOUR SORRY ARSE that the picture was taken in America...

...and part of me hopes some patriotic American decided that he wasn't about to let some god-damn sign deprive him of his rights... and he drove ahead.

One can wish. Anyway - time for a fun Darwin award to remind us not to let arrogance or idiocy get the better of us.

Quote

(3 February 1990, Washington) The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first try, due to his lack of a previous record of violence AND his terminally stupid choices, as follows:

1. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

2. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

3. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter having coffee before work.

Upon entering the premises, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

No one else was hurt. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms - a gun shop.

Makes my sorry arse laugh... every time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2022, 01:34:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2022, 01:11:52 PM

Despite the fact that I have no proof of it... you can almost BET YOUR SORRY ARSE that the picture was taken in America...

Something tells me it might be a joke.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2022, 10:19:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 08, 2022, 01:34:55 PM

Something tells me it might be a joke.

Nah... knowing America, this could be very real. They're always yelling about how their rights are being trampled, and probably have to have situations like this spelled out to them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 09, 2022, 12:10:07 AM

I bet any repressed county would have an equal amount of stupid people.  Don't repress them and you get people who will drive over the bridge because someone told them not to.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2022, 08:53:23 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 09, 2022, 12:10:07 AM

Don't repress them and you get people who will drive over the bridge because someone told them not to.

This is why I love Bob - his insight. This is very true.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2022, 05:54:57 AM

My work is my play, 'cause I'm playing when I work.
MCA, Adrock, Mike D, it's chill.
What's the time? It's time to get ill

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2022, 09:54:31 AM

Well, if we're doing poetry, here's mine:

Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her, between 2 chunks of bread.

Thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2022, 03:05:50 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/0KvsWkp/51497056537-6a572634e7-c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2022, 12:12:34 AM

(https://c.tenor.com/NG6Z85cs-xEAAAAd/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 12, 2022, 12:24:32 AM

(https://y.yarn.co/019f2cb9-caf6-4a85-a999-2f4715e038b5_text.gif)



(https://c.tenor.com/s4zAY0l7r7YAAAAd/standoff-mexican-stand-off.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2022, 01:47:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Qf8F4vs/f4pJ1su.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2022, 02:11:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 12, 2022, 01:47:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Qf8F4vs/f4pJ1su.jpg)

I'm starting to see why you sometimes strike out with the ladies if this is the advice you're following.     ;D

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Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2022, 02:27:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2022, 02:11:14 AM

I'm starting to see why you sometimes strike out with the ladies if this is the advice you're following.     ;D

Not this time, fool!  I got a new one two weeks ago.

She takes it and likes it!

(https://i.ibb.co/L55mHHm/5cc07a28868940aeea8d54ff3b0c4b7d1f1cbb87.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2022, 02:59:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 12, 2022, 02:27:25 PM

Not this time, fool!  I got a new one two weeks ago.

And chances are you'll be quoted saying the EXACT same words 2 weeks from now.

(I am an evil bastard, aren't I?)

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Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2022, 04:31:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2022, 02:59:28 PM

And chances are you'll be quoted saying the EXACT same words 2 weeks from now.

Well, probably pretty good chance of that. 

It's like friends with benefits, but really just the "benefits" part.  Which is fine with me, except I need sleep in order to function at my accustomed level of competence.
(https://i.ibb.co/Ws8XNtk/d817470f39de6de55928744e8a45858f1669cd81-2-375x500.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2022, 02:20:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 12, 2022, 04:31:15 PM

Which is fine with me, except I need sleep in order to function at my accustomed level of competence.
(https://i.ibb.co/Ws8XNtk/d817470f39de6de55928744e8a45858f1669cd81-2-375x500.jpg)

Before I had surgery to correct my deviated septa's, I somehow managed to function with very little sleep... seems I am almost invincible.

I will win this posting war, and inevitably be triumphant.

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Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2022, 11:26:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2022, 02:20:44 AM

Before I had surgery to correct my deviated septa's, I somehow managed to function with very little sleep...

There's "functioning" and then there is CONQUERING and DOMINATING!

Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2022, 02:18:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 13, 2022, 11:26:59 AM

There's "functioning" and then there is CONQUERING and DOMINATING!

Yes, but I was only functioning before the surgery... now I've had the surgery to correct it - I'm going to be all that I can be and more.

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Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2022, 08:44:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2022, 02:18:08 PM

now I've had the surgery to correct it - I'm going to be all that I can be and more.

Good man!  My penis enlargement surgery was a success as well, and there's no stopping me now!
(https://i.ibb.co/TB5YWwS/01c75cd3115e29e0e6e0c13ee3c21980e8c81784.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2022, 10:30:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 13, 2022, 08:44:29 PM

Good man!  My penis enlargement surgery was a success as well, and there's no stopping me now!

Let me guess - since you've had the surgery, you've given 'it' a name...

I dread to think what it is.

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Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2022, 02:34:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2022, 10:30:19 PM

Let me guess - since you've had the surgery, you've given 'it' a name...

Are you mis-gendering me on purpose or out of ignorance?



(https://i.ibb.co/vx6ysJx/6036af1514961164888acfa0d6ec35c8f32020d4.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2022, 08:43:38 AM

No... I just like to use he and him for specifically human beings as a whole. Just because a man names his arm 'Roger'... or any other part of his anatomy doesn't mean I'm going to claim that one appendage as a he. A he is the sum of all parts.

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Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2022, 12:37:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2022, 08:43:38 AM

No... I just like to use he and him for specifically human beings as a whole. Just because a man names his arm 'Roger'... or any other part of his anatomy doesn't mean I'm going to claim that one appendage as a he. A he is the sum of all parts.

Lighten up, Francis.  It's a joke.

I call "it" "Johnny Strongbow," anyway, and I insist all my companions do the same.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2022, 01:37:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2022, 12:37:30 PM

Lighten up, Francis.  It's a joke.

Francis is not amused.

(https://www.reuters.com/resizer/2AKPos3TtpFIpgyVqA-QumWppps=/960x0/filters:quality(80)/cloudfront-us-east-2.images.arcpublishing.com/reuters/6223ZLWTWJKYRMRMGKECHRJCMY.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2022, 08:48:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2022, 01:37:46 PM

Francis is not amused.

Sure he is.  He's got a neat little hat on in that picture.

It's just not a jimmy hat.

(https://i.ibb.co/6W4pJhQ/46090ca6ef382437d93c8789ebfacdf9b767af41f9ce3ba37380ab08dec5ccc7.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2022, 10:24:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2022, 08:48:05 PM

Sure he is.  He's got a neat little hat on in that picture

No he isn't... according to him, everything we do and God sees is a sin. When you're cheating on a girlfriend, or lacing a drink with rohypnol, or just spending a normal sunday afternoon with some porn and a box of tissues.

Everything we do is apparently not great in the eyes of God... unless we spend 24 hours praying to him.

If you ask me, Gods a bit of an egocentric weirdo. Why does he need everyone to glorify him???

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Post by: Bob on February 15, 2022, 12:07:36 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2022, 08:42:27 AM

Cats rule:

(https://c.tenor.com/10OAhqhy1MMAAAAC/odie-garfield.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2022, 01:04:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2022, 08:42:27 AM

Cats rule

Dogs drool.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2022, 01:13:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2022, 08:42:27 AM

Cats rule

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2022, 01:04:55 PM

Dogs drool.

...enough to fill a swimming pool.

Hey... rhyming is fun.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2022, 11:07:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2022, 01:13:23 PM

Hey... rhyming is fun.    ;D

Connemara Peated Single Malt
Is not much peat until your balls drop.

You like that?

Say it!

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Post by: Bob on February 15, 2022, 11:31:34 PM

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-mostly-little-kids-believe-that-if-a-phrase-rhymes-it-must-be-true

Especially little kids....  ::)

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Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2022, 08:22:18 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 15, 2022, 11:31:34 PM

Especially little kids....  ::)

What?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2022, 09:08:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2022, 08:22:18 AM

Ohhhhh... that song is creepy in a way. The older man singing how great little girls are...

That's just wrong.

Anyway, back to poetry:

Eye halve a spelling check her;
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye kin knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it’s weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A check her is a bless sing;
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule;
The checker pours o’er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore wee rote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps,
Wee are knot maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier;
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud;
And wee mussed dew da best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

That’s why eye brake in two averse
Cuz eye dew want too please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye
This soft wear four pea seas.

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Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2022, 01:22:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2022, 09:08:12 AM

Ohhhhh... that song is creepy in a way.

You're "creepy in a way"! 

Eh, whatever, if you can spot where or how the rhythm section turned the beat around in this, you can take my little girl off my hands for free.

Daddy's getting a little bit tired of his girl about now.  So I'm waiving my usual fee and the girl goes with the music.  No questions asked.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2022, 10:21:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2022, 01:22:55 PM

Eh, whatever, if you can spot where or how the rhythm section turned the beat around in this, you can take my little girl off my hands for free.

You can keep the girl, but I'd just do the same that good ol' Harry did here:

Shove in an extra beat and get the audience clapping on the right beat.

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Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2022, 10:55:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2022, 10:21:44 PM

You can keep the girl, but I'd just do the same that good ol' Harry did here

Chose bien dite exacte, et même ça gueule ça.

What are you too good for my girl now?  I get three bills off her from what I offered for free! ;D

For the people not playing along at home, here's a lagniappe:

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2022, 08:58:15 AM

Here we go again with the Beato clips...

Can we maybe find something a little more interesting?

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Post by: j_tour on February 17, 2022, 02:45:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2022, 08:58:15 AM

Can we maybe find something a little more interesting?

No.

And where's my money?  You took my girl off the street for nearly an hour.  I must be paid, fool!

(https://i.ibb.co/bWHMy7F/11ebb67b32594486422a116aa3c5f5c21b256e46.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2022, 10:36:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 17, 2022, 02:45:27 PM

And where's my money?  You took my girl off the street for nearly an hour.  I must be paid, fool!

No I didn't... like I want your sloppy seconds.

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Post by: j_tour on February 18, 2022, 05:01:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2022, 10:36:49 PM

like I want your sloppy seconds.

The pride of the neighborhood? 

You'll take it and like it!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2022, 09:49:10 AM

Sorry man, but anything you touch - I want nothing to do with.

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Post by: j_tour on February 19, 2022, 01:02:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2022, 09:49:10 AM

Sorry man, but anything you touch - I want nothing to do with.

Good answer. 

My girl is not street-side.  I kind of like her.

I must have misspoke and led you to believe you didn't take another gal of mine off the street.

I must be paid!

(https://i.ibb.co/McwT0yj/cc14fd7fac95bea8e4deb7a65871880234fe6ead.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2022, 11:52:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 19, 2022, 01:02:11 AM

I must have misspoke and led you to believe you didn't take another gal of mine off the street.

I must be paid!

I don't need to get my girls off the street... there's plenty in the bars, and sports stadiums... and funnily enough - plenty of them in Apple stores.

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Post by: j_tour on February 19, 2022, 03:12:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2022, 11:52:36 AM

I don't need to get my girls off the street... there's plenty in the bars, and sports stadiums... and funnily enough - plenty of them in Apple stores.

You just don't get it.  I need my girls on the street, except for my lady friend.

(https://i.ibb.co/yYTCjjq/29aa3a598fe714c52d989e8d7bf5f888f6adaf40-2-337x500.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 12:14:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 19, 2022, 03:12:45 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/yYTCjjq/29aa3a598fe714c52d989e8d7bf5f888f6adaf40-2-337x500.jpg)

Oh come on... it's not that hard. Clearly the cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger. We also heard the attacker ended up taking his own life on location. There was special sauce everywhere...

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Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2022, 01:04:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 12:14:46 AM

Oh come on... it's not that hard.

Yes it is.

(https://i.ibb.co/myC9rr7/dda970b778c76746ae5d87e35300cbb81b5ac728-2-403x500.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 02:25:29 PM

That's just sad that you don't know that, but I presume that's only because you're so old that you only ever had to clear an abacus...

 ;D

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Post by: annonymouse2 on February 20, 2022, 05:45:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2022, 01:37:46 PM

Francis is not amused.

(https://www.reuters.com/resizer/2AKPos3TtpFIpgyVqA-QumWppps=/960x0/filters:quality(80)/cloudfront-us-east-2.images.arcpublishing.com/reuters/6223ZLWTWJKYRMRMGKECHRJCMY.jpg)

Da Fadda is a  senile old Marxist..   Just ignore him.

 

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Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2022, 07:55:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 02:25:29 PM

that's only because you're so old that you only ever had to clear an abacus...

I use a slide rule.

For everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 10:34:25 PM

Wow... you ARE old. I don't even know what a slide rule is.

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Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2022, 01:36:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 10:34:25 PM

Wow... you ARE old. I don't even know what a slide rule is.

It's sort of like a dildo, but you can do math stuff with it.  I have one on the bezel of my watch.  And a really big one at home.  For the precision.

And yet you know what an abacus is.   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2022, 08:52:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2022, 10:34:25 PM

I don't even know what a slide rule is.

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2022, 01:36:45 AM

It's sort of like a dildo, but you can do math stuff with it.  I have one on the bezel of my watch.

You have a dildo on your watch??? That must make it awkward when people ask you for the time.

Also, I'm pretty sure they still get a lot of Chinese schools to calculate maths using Abaci because this way they can have a visual representation in their head when doing maths during tests and exams.

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Post by: Bob on February 21, 2022, 09:58:11 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/YDtpX2K.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2022, 01:04:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2022, 08:52:49 AM

this way they can have a visual representation in their head when doing maths during tests and exams.

I just visualize a table of logs.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2022, 08:52:49 AM

That must make it awkward when people ask you for the time.

No, what makes it awkward is when people are confused by the hands and dials, much less the bezel, on this strange contraption I wear on my wrist.

Here, go play with a computer or something.

(https://i.ibb.co/1bzDsSn/80ed905ecb4751aabec322294fcd31eee2fbea9e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2022, 08:52:31 AM

From the greatest comedian of all time:

Quote

“The thing that annoys me is people who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?”

Quote

“I’ve got Parkinson’s disease. I wish he’d f***ing kept it.”

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Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2022, 12:32:01 PM

I knew Paul Hogan's considered the greatest living Antarctic explorer as well as the greatest comedian.

(https://i.ibb.co/bQsVgNm/9900b4435e2fcafaa7ad1d883000f239172401b8-2-690x321.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2022, 02:05:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 22, 2022, 12:32:01 PM

I knew Paul Hogan's considered the greatest living Antarctic explorer as well as the greatest comedian.

You deserve this...

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/38513750/your-failure-is-so-epic-that-jesus-gives-you-a-facepalm.jpg)

[Paul Hogan... honestly.]

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Post by: Bob on February 23, 2022, 11:24:20 AM

(https://c.tenor.com/Ij7YVYeeFwIAAAAC/bonjour-party.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2022, 02:37:54 PM

Clearly Brad Pitt has never been one to excel at linguistics or languages...

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Post by: winsto7 on February 23, 2022, 07:12:12 PM

Wouldn't this go on forever unless the website crashes or gets removed lol. Whatever, I'm in first now.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2022, 10:16:38 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 23, 2022, 07:12:12 PM

Wouldn't this go on forever unless the website crashes or gets removed lol. Whatever, I'm in first now.

You were in first... welcome to the forum, and kudos for trying to win this, and being in the running to repeatedly lose to me in this thread.

You'll get used to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 23, 2022, 10:32:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2022, 02:37:54 PM

Clearly Brad Pitt has never been one to excel at linguistics or languages...

I bet he's good at figuring sums and reckoning and such like.(https://i.ibb.co/KNFPFkK/b0f56a7458650c374af9b5d812f009724a71d459.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2022, 08:44:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 22, 2022, 12:32:01 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/bQsVgNm/9900b4435e2fcafaa7ad1d883000f239172401b8-2-690x321.jpg)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/52785947/did-you-know-nobody-cares.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 24, 2022, 12:44:38 PM

Eye care, who cares? I care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 24, 2022, 01:33:00 PM

;i;c;;#\\?z{;?;;fn':.;

(https://www.mcmillen.dev/sigbovik/splatters/803dd5a54c42ed93462c78ad7da357b0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2022, 02:20:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 24, 2022, 01:33:00 PM

;i;c;;#\\?z{;?;;fn':.;

I think J_Tour is having a stroke... I'd call the ambulance, but I don't know where he lives...

...also, it's my one chance to eliminate him in this thread and to secure my inevitable win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 24, 2022, 10:08:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2022, 02:20:31 PM

...also, it's my one chance to eliminate him in this thread and to secure my inevitable win.

Apparently not inevitable seeing how I am the current winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2022, 10:24:08 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 24, 2022, 10:08:30 PM

Apparently not inevitable seeing how I am the current winner.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/26/2e/39/262e3901320a70d6081c4245e24285eb.jpg)

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Post by: winsto7 on February 25, 2022, 11:50:22 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2022, 01:45:45 PM

Well... they say it is better to have one think thou is dumb, than to open thy mouth and remove all doubt.

Quote from: winsto7 on February 25, 2022, 11:50:22 AM

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Thank you for so eloquently displaying this. I hope your next comment is as witty and intelligent.    ;D

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Post by: winsto7 on February 25, 2022, 02:05:26 PM

..........


(I figured true wisdom comes in the form of silence).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2022, 02:09:51 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 25, 2022, 02:05:26 PM

(I figured true wisdom comes in the form of silence).

Then how come the best speeches, quotes and witty remarks have all come from people who opened their mouths and spoke them.

Nice try at being philosophical, but it failed miserably. You can't impart wisdom through silence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 25, 2022, 02:20:46 PM

No one said I was imparting wisdom lol. I was demonstrating my wisdom, but I guess that didn't work too well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2022, 11:12:41 PM

If you were trying to demonstrate your wisdom by being silent... wouldn't it be best to not post then???

 ;D

Can you see your conundrum?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 26, 2022, 12:45:19 AM

Silence is a fence around wisdom. There was a song about the sound of silence but it was pretty noisy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 02:47:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 26, 2022, 12:45:19 AM

Silence is a fence around wisdom. There was a song about the sound of silence but it was pretty noisy.

True, there was a piece of music about silence as well, but it was a piece of sh*t. Most awkward 4 minutes and 33 seconds of my life... but briefly entertained when someone yelled 'BOOOOORING!!!' halfway through.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 26, 2022, 04:08:01 AM

MAYBE THE OPPOSITE EFFECT WORKS BETTER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NOISE?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on February 26, 2022, 04:54:19 AM

If you find silence boring, you probably aren't paying close enough attention.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 05:05:50 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on February 26, 2022, 04:54:19 AM

If you find silence boring, you probably aren't paying close enough attention.

That isn't true. Silence is simply the absence of sound, and we as human beings are attracted to sound. You might say the same about a completely white canvas in an art studio - but the problem is, there would be nothing to pay attention to... it's blank.

Same applies to sound - silence is boring. Sure, it might be serene and a little silence is a welcome change, but too much silence would drive us nuts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on February 26, 2022, 05:55:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 05:05:50 AM

That isn't true. Silence is simply the absence of sound, and we as human beings are attracted to sound. You might say the same about a completely white canvas in an art studio - but the problem is, there would be nothing to pay attention to... it's blank.

Same applies to sound - silence is boring. Sure, it might be serene and a little silence is a welcome change, but too much silence would drive us nuts.

While I think you are basically correct, I don’t think it necessarily has to be that way. Silence itself may not be interesting but the psychological effect it has on us can be very interesting. And while it might not be possible to listen to silence per se, it really is possible to notice it and pay attention to it. But, of course, yes, too much of anything will probably drive you nuts.

Also, true silence is impossible anyway. There will always be something to listen to, even if it’s the sound of your own breath. Pay close enough attention to that and you might just notice something interesting about it. You might also start to notice all the other sounds you couldn’t hear before because of all the other noises around.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 08:08:11 AM

Quote from: klavieronin on February 26, 2022, 05:55:16 AM

While I think you are basically correct, I don’t think it necessarily has to be that way. Silence itself may not be interesting but the psychological effect it has on us can be very interesting. And while it might not be possible to listen to silence per se, it really is possible to notice it and pay attention to it. But, of course, yes, too much of anything will probably drive you nuts.

Also, true silence is impossible anyway. There will always be something to listen to, even if it’s the sound of your own breath. Pay close enough attention to that and you might just notice something interesting about it. You might also start to notice all the other sounds your couldn’t hear before because of all the other noises around.

I'm not going to disagree with that... but my point about 4'33" being a piece of sh*t - a sad attempt from a man to copyright silence is just awful. Piece should be stricken from his compositional list and removed from societal memory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on February 26, 2022, 08:14:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 08:08:11 AM

I'm not going to disagree with that... but my point about 4'33" being a piece of sh*t - a sad attempt from a man to copyright silence is just awful. Piece should be stricken from his compositional list and removed from societal memory.

Hahaha, fair enough.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 08:18:33 AM

You're determined to win this thread... aren't you? I've never seen you try this hard before, or this frequently.

Are you glued to your computer like some 'misery' situation, where Kathy Bates has broken your feet and you're desperately trying to use the internet to alert the authorities?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on February 26, 2022, 08:32:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2022, 08:18:33 AM

You're determined to win this thread... aren't you? I've never seen you try this hard before, or this frequently.

Are you glued to your computer like some 'misery' situation, where Kathy Bates has broken your feet and you're desperately trying to use the internet to alert the authorities?

 ;D I'm glad the message got through. Now quick, send for help.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 26, 2022, 11:04:11 AM

Cage merely is a plagiarizer, moments of silence have been used as a means of respect for many occasions, the problem with Cage is that his moment requires zero respect so it's merely an egocentric work which encourages one to be even more self centered to enjoy it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on February 26, 2022, 06:01:22 PM

I think we're being repressed here.  I was thinking about making a post of quotes of all the spaces from some previous posts, but I can't do that.  The site won't let me just post a bunch of spaces or nothing.  I can't do my 4'33" post.  My speech has been stifled!   ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 26, 2022, 08:15:04 PM

How sad, bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2022, 10:39:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2022, 02:20:31 PM

...also, it's my one chance to eliminate him in this thread and to secure my inevitable win.

No it isn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/Pzd4GRt/3096a2266809519901719723a36be2a168c06836-2-403x499.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2022, 01:40:39 AM

(https://www.colorhexa.com/1f1f1f.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/1f1f1f.png)(https://www.colorhexa.com/1f1f1f.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2022, 01:41:37 AM

Quote from: Bob on February 26, 2022, 06:01:22 PM

I think we're being repressed here.  I was thinking about making a post of quotes of all the spaces from some previous posts, but I can't do that.  The site won't let me just post a bunch of spaces or nothing.  I can't do my 4'33" post.  My speech has been stifled!   ::)

Sorry Bob, but clearly you can (hence my post above).

You just need to know how to get around the system.

Quote from: j_tour on February 26, 2022, 10:39:44 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Pzd4GRt/3096a2266809519901719723a36be2a168c06836-2-403x499.jpg)

Have you SEEN the cats movie??? That was a horror show. If you're ever having a bad day - read the  Google comments on the trailer - *** HILARIOUS!!!

Cheers me up every time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 02:03:30 AM

I'm back in the game everyone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2022, 02:32:07 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 02:03:30 AM

I'm back in the game everyone.

I've been part of the game for the last 8.5 years... you're not in the game.

You're merely a distraction for the time being.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 03:54:44 AM

When does the game end? That's my question lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 27, 2022, 04:07:18 AM

When you die  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 04:21:41 AM

But the game would still go on and there'd be no winner. They should've set an end date and time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 27, 2022, 06:02:21 AM

Nuclear holocaust might end the game then you can remember who was the last person to post. Or perhaps the forum will die and then it will end. But you most likely don't have to worry since the winner is not going to be you.

Quote from: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 04:21:41 AM

They should've set an end date and time.

Who is "they"?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2022, 09:19:47 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 03:54:44 AM

When does the game end?

When I end it. I'm sure the other forums members might still remember from when I had a quote from 2 billion years in the future making me the absolute, undeniable winner.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

I WIN!!!

You're dealing with a very special type of winner here Winsto7... one you will not be able to best.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 12:03:29 PM

I can try though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 27, 2022, 07:40:57 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 12:03:29 PM

I can try though.

You will fail!

(https://i.ibb.co/jfNC228/4b2172b75570cab4af55f2fd4d8c07ee7f2ce264.gif)

On a serious note, p_p did call it.  I just sent The Text to my gal saying I'm done with her.  Meh, she can peddle her crap someplace else.  We're all full up over here.

What was that?  Three weeks or so?  A month?  That's enough of that for me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 27, 2022, 07:59:20 PM

I must of missed something lol, but so far I'm still in the lead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2022, 10:23:52 PM

You were in the lead...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2022, 12:20:38 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/FmC0sCV/8a0932482d61dca3c34c0d2a2b5bb380740cc011.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 28, 2022, 01:57:46 AM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2022, 08:57:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 28, 2022, 12:20:38 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/FmC0sCV/8a0932482d61dca3c34c0d2a2b5bb380740cc011.gif)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/64607188/oh-yes-i-went-there.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 28, 2022, 12:01:23 PM

You're trying too hard, perfect pitch. I saw your messages on this post clear back from 2013.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2022, 10:14:37 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on February 28, 2022, 12:01:23 PM

You're trying too hard, perfect pitch. I saw your messages on this post clear back from 2013.

I ain't trying too hard. I've been here for almost 9 years and I'm still going stronger than ever. You think you have the stamina to compete with me?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1296967686128390146/_PY8h7sy_400x400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on February 28, 2022, 10:49:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2022, 10:14:37 PM

You think you have the stamina to compete with me?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1296967686128390146/_PY8h7sy_400x400.jpg)

It's worth a try lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 01, 2022, 02:05:00 AM

My money is on pp. Where did it go??? Hey give it back!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 01, 2022, 02:33:51 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 01, 2022, 02:05:00 AM

My money is on pp. Where did it go??? Hey give it back!!!

Currently I'm winning, so I'd rethink that lostinidlewonder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 01, 2022, 06:08:11 AM

You are winning miniscule battles but not the war so there is no rethinking required. In any case thank you for contributing to my thread,  the biggest on pianostreet, you know what they say about people with big threads?? Oh wait is that like flash cars???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2022, 08:46:28 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 01, 2022, 06:08:11 AM

You are winning miniscule battles but not the war so there is no rethinking required. In any case thank you for contributing to my thread,  the biggest on pianostreet, you know what they say about people with big threads?? Oh wait is that like flash cars???

I can't remember - all I know is:

Small feet...

MASSIVE...



...brain.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 02, 2022, 10:35:20 AM

Lol but I dunno how smart those Chinese were binding their women's feet. My great great grandmother had bound feet, she could barely walk and was carried around later in life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 02, 2022, 11:56:33 AM

Imagine. That must have been awful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2022, 12:50:12 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 02, 2022, 11:56:33 AM

Imagine.

That's a bad song.  No points.
(https://i.ibb.co/d0wzSh2/d7d1fe3154b459413bbf297860bb0d7109c19d5b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 02, 2022, 01:00:09 PM

But imagine..... and member.... member the berries??? Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 02, 2022, 01:53:53 PM

Lol. When you use a sports reference on a music forum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2022, 10:26:30 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 02, 2022, 12:50:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/d0wzSh2/d7d1fe3154b459413bbf297860bb0d7109c19d5b.gif)

What the hell is a SPORTS reference doing here??? Begone with that crap. It's bad enough that people are INFATUATED with football here in Australia.

Like there's nothing more interesting than watch 22 sweaty men run around a big oval, playing the grown up version of piggy in the middle... but with more players.

I mean the bloody game is apparently called 'football', yet most of the time they're hugging the ball with their HANDS!!! It should be called handball.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 12:41:14 AM

Perfect_Pitch, handball is a whole other thing lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2022, 04:35:43 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 12:41:14 AM

Perfect_Pitch, handball is a whole other thing lol.

No it isn't.

You play a lot of "handball" with yourself?

Better admit it now.

(https://i.ibb.co/Ksn5KWX/3f438b0faf5d51728ab66f345a7e8bbf6a01c5e3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 08:50:13 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 12:41:14 AM

Perfect_Pitch, handball is a whole other thing lol.

Maybe, but the Australians shouldn't call their dumb sport 'football' when they go around hugging the ball.

There you go - maybe 'hugball' should be the new name... because I sure as sh*t don't call it 'football'.

THIS IS A GOD-DAMN FOOTBALL!!!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Football_%28soccer_ball%29.svg/1200px-Football_%28soccer_ball%29.svg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 11:32:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 08:50:13 AM

THIS IS A GOD-DAMN FOOTBALL!!!

Amen to that one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 02:45:00 PM

You're telling me. The West Australian people are pissy because only 30K people can fill a stadium instead of the normal 60K spectators, yet we can barely get 2K people to fill a concert hall to listen to Beethoven.

Perth is an artistic quagmire.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 03:08:12 PM

Then again, sports are more advertised on media and there is higher demand....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2022, 06:06:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 02:45:00 PM

Perth is an artistic quagmire.

There are pockets around the place trying to draw in people to share their musical talents. But we all panicking over covid atm lol everyone is boarding up their doors. Concerts sales are run so crap here if people knew what they were doing they could fill it, instead they rely on scatter gun advertising and wonder why they miss the mark.

The free outdoor orchestral concerts are becoming quite popular now though many local councils are doing it all over WA. Given that they cost up to 150k to organise its great to see councils giving us some culture!! Times are changing.

We'll forever be a sporting nation with this weather we have no one wants to spend time indoors. There really is something to that I think, when I lived in Germany during the cold season it was so dark and dreary all day you'd want to stay indoors.

I find artistic inspiration that can be drawn from our land is quite powerful though much more so than many other places I've been to. The solitude you can have here  being one with nature really is a deep pool of creative energy. You can drive a few minutes out of town and your totally isolated. Go to large cities overseas and you have millions of people around you all the time wherever you go, it's so suffocating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 09:15:53 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 03, 2022, 06:06:43 PM

I find artistic inspiration that can be drawn from our land is quite powerful though much more so than many other places I've been to. The solitude you can have here  being one with nature really is a deep pool of creative energy. You can drive a few minutes out of town and your totally isolated. Go to large cities overseas and you have millions of people around you all the time wherever you go, it's so suffocating.

Australia is inspiring?!?!?!?!?! To me it just seems like it would be hot, lonely, and full of things that want to kill you. Besides, there's no real winter. Given, I'm from the US originally but currently live in London for university.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2022, 09:31:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 08:50:13 AM

THIS IS A GOD-DAMN FOOTBALL!!!

Looks like a soccer ball.

I know that's British slang, but it's better than calling the sport "footie."

British slang, you know.  What can be done about it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 10:20:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 03, 2022, 09:31:39 PM

Looks like a soccer ball.

It's a DAMN FOOTBALL!!! I refuse to let that be known as a soccer ball. You kick it with your feet, you're not allowed to touch it with your hands - it's a football.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 04, 2022, 01:51:26 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 03, 2022, 09:15:53 PM

Australia is inspiring?!?!?!?!?! To me it just seems like it would be hot, lonely, and full of things that want to kill you. Besides, there's no real winter. Given, I'm from the US originally but currently live in London for university.

Yes incredibly inspiring. For instance the Pilbara region of Western Australia is home to the fossilised evidence of the Earth's oldest lifeforms over 3.6 billion years old. Murujuga, the Dampier region in WA is rich in ancient history, with rock carvings telling the story of some 50,000 years of human existence. We have incredible landscape unlike anywhere else. We are also home to many unique animals which make us famous. Animals won't actively seek to kill you, most dangerous ones will flee in terror if they see you. It's the oceans you want to be wary of, great whites and a variety of deadly jellyfish. If you go over east you can have your winters with snow and the coldness lol.

Here's a brief list of our natural wonders just in WA:
https://www.discover-the-world.com/blog/introducing-western-australias-top-10-natural-wonders/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2022, 01:37:56 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 04, 2022, 01:51:26 AM

Yes incredibly inspiring. For instance the Pilbara region of Western Australia is home to the fossilised evidence of the Earth's oldest lifeforms over 3.6 billion years old. Murujuga, the Dampier region in WA is rich in ancient history, with rock carvings telling the story of some 50,000 years of human existence. We have incredible landscape unlike anywhere else. We are also home to many unique animals which make us famous. Animals won't actively seek to kill you, most dangerous ones will flee in terror if they see you. It's the oceans you want to be wary of, great whites and a variety of deadly jellyfish. If you go over east you can have your winters with snow and the coldness lol.

Here's a brief list of our natural wonders just in WA:
https://www.discover-the-world.com/blog/introducing-western-australias-top-10-natural-wonders/

And WHY is it you won't work for the tourism industry???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2022, 02:55:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2022, 10:20:05 PM

It's a DAMN FOOTBALL!!! I refuse to let that be known as a soccer ball. You kick it with your feet, you're not allowed to touch it with your hands - it's a football.

Well, take it up with the poms, then.  Not my slang term.

You forgot the part where one kicks the ball with one's feet, then at the mildest frisson of a touch, fall down in spastic convulsions on the green, like a child who didn't get enough milk.
(https://i.ibb.co/TLpSVCm/238b962933d361afed5cf107b13c72c8d53be6ac-2-404x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 04, 2022, 03:56:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2022, 01:37:56 PM

And WHY is it you won't work for the tourism industry???

Have you not heard of Covid?? I also just happen to be proud of our country a great deal. I was going to take 17 people overseas just before covid hit, so I guess I am like a tourist guide lol. I have a student whose mother is a tourist guide, her industry has been decimated for the past years, her husband is a big boss at Mazzucchelli's though so don't feel sorry for her.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 04, 2022, 07:02:21 PM

One of these and a perfectly smooth road.  For that whole 2-3 minutes of audio.  ::)

(https://img.hmn.com/fit-in/900x506/filters:upscale()/stories/2015/06/15-06-03-HDB-Philips-01s.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2022, 11:05:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2022, 02:55:30 PM

You forgot the part where one kicks the ball with one's feet, then at the mildest frisson of a touch, fall down in spastic convulsions on the green, like a child who didn't get enough milk.

You're thinking of Australian Football... that or the Italians.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 05, 2022, 03:27:03 AM

What'd I miss lol? I'm back after a couple days

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2022, 03:57:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2022, 11:05:46 PM

that or the Italians.

Roquefort > Gorgonzola piccante.

Point final.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2022, 04:57:02 AM

Give me cheddar any day... or swiss.

There's something almost geometrically beautiful about seeing those almost perfect spherical holes in the cheese. Makes it distinctive.

(https://www.ecosystemmarketplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Swiss-Cheese.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 05:17:53 AM

Distinctive but repulsive if you have trypophobia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2022, 06:08:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2022, 04:57:02 AM

Makes it distinctive.

No, it doesn't.

It's almost like you've never been to a cheese shop.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2022, 06:35:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 05:17:53 AM

Distinctive but repulsive if you have trypophobia.

I'd say who cares about those who have trypophobia... there are genuine phobias like claustrophobia, and then there are idiotic phobias like triskadecaphobia, or hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. There's no way numbers or words can hurt you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 06:44:49 AM

Sometimes have to look outside ones own little box.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: klavieronin on March 05, 2022, 07:20:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2022, 06:35:35 AM

There's no way numbers or words can hurt you.

Unless someone throws a dictionary or calculator at you. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2022, 08:12:33 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 06:44:49 AM

Sometimes have to look outside ones own little box.

But I like my little box... it's cozy and warm, and there's booze.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 10:30:41 AM

I like my bubble it's floaty and moist. Don't burst it please.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2022, 02:15:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2022, 08:12:33 AM

But I like my little box

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 10:30:41 AM

it's [...] moist.

OK, I'm just going to stop you all right there.

You two should just get a room in a flophouse somewhere and have at with your moist boxes.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 03:00:32 PM

Tut jtour you misquoting me

Quote from: j_tour on March 05, 2022, 02:15:34 PM

I'm a little tea pot

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 07, 2022, 10:50:43 PM

Oh the luxury of a quiet thread where I can swoop in and claim my victory.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2022, 01:01:12 AM

Which will never be as long as I claim it for :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2022, 01:25:43 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 07, 2022, 10:50:43 PM

Oh the luxury of a quiet thread where I can swoop in and claim my victory.....

YOU VICTORY NOTHING!!!!

NOTHING!!!!

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2022, 03:00:32 PM

Tut jtour you misquoting me

I MISQUOTING YOU NOTHING!

NOTHING!!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/VpZTDX1/d0a3a38e563593f6461e4b4c837ee4beffc9def9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 02:37:34 AM

Here I am.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2022, 03:10:09 AM

Winsto7 pay attention to threads you create or this one will eat all your useful posts. What happened to the Adinsell question you posted? Prefer posting here? It's understandable but still sets you up for losing lo0ol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2022, 09:06:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 08, 2022, 01:25:43 AM

YOU VICTORY NOTHING!!!!

NOTHING!!!!

I MISQUOTING YOU NOTHING!

NOTHING!!!!

The grammar Nazi in me is just wishing he could wring your bloody neck for that HORRIFIC state of affairs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 11:48:11 AM

Woah. Pitch Perfect, do you have a youtube channel?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2022, 12:23:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2022, 09:06:13 AM

The grammar Nazi in me is just wishing he could wring your bloody neck for that HORRIFIC state of affairs.

YOU GRAMMAR NOTHING!!!

YOU ALSO TO PARKING NOTHING!!!!

NOTHING!!!
(https://i.ibb.co/RD4CmgM/9f28dc1a831ef179f2470700cd41b2ca1d4ae9ca-2-423x500.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2022, 12:40:12 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 11:48:11 AM

Woah. Pitch Perfect, do you have a youtube channel?

Yeah - 840K views... getting close to that million mark. I did a bunch of Piano arrangements, and sell them on Musicnotes.com

It's rather nice knowing I have music published through iTunes and I'm a published arranger... much like Jarrod Radnich, or Leiki Ueda.    ;D

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Post by: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 01:02:48 PM

You remembered lol. Your arrangements are pretty nice. I think I watched seven or eight videos this morning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2022, 04:53:46 PM

I've watched zero. I win, look at me on top of the page. WOOT

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 05:47:01 PM

Watch one. You might like it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2022, 10:15:20 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 05:47:01 PM

Watch one. You might like it.

Thank you very much - I do put a lot of hard work into them. The Duets where I play over the top of my self are especially harder to do.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2022, 04:53:46 PM

I've watched zero.

If you used to play the old Zelda games then, I hope this will give you a sense of nostalgia. This is the one I'm most proud of.

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Post by: winsto7 on March 09, 2022, 12:31:03 AM

That's awesome! Anyone here into 1940s movie concertos for piano?

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 09, 2022, 01:06:03 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 08, 2022, 05:47:01 PM

Watch one. You might like it.

Reply to your threads you might like it too lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 09, 2022, 01:08:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2022, 10:15:20 PM

If you used to play the old Zelda games then, I hope this will give you a sense of nostalgia. This is the one I'm most proud of.

Good one almost Sorabji like in length lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 09, 2022, 01:58:55 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 09, 2022, 12:31:03 AM

That's awesome! Anyone here into 1940s movie concertos for piano?

NO.

I MOVIE CONCERTO NOTHING!!!!

SOME OF THEM MOVIE CONCERTOED IN BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOGRAPHY!!!

NOTHING!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/FVt244j/ddbce18409ed190901176c7182825495979557d5-2-401x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 09, 2022, 07:35:03 AM

That harlot is showing her ankles!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2022, 08:58:41 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 09, 2022, 07:35:03 AM

That harlot is showing her ankles!

Well, it is the sexiest part of a woman...

Although, if you ask a Muslim man what the most erotic part of the woman is to look at...

(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/16F6C/production/_83706049_3_burka_290-1.gif)

I think he'd have great difficulty answering that question.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on March 09, 2022, 11:24:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2022, 08:58:41 AM

I think he'd have great difficulty answering that question.    ;D

I COMEDIAN YOU NOTHING!

YOU COMEDIAN NOTHING!

WESLEY WILLIS YOU NOTHING!!!!

NOTHING!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2022, 10:22:37 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 09, 2022, 11:24:39 AM

I COMEDIAN YOU NOTHING!

YOU COMEDIAN NOTHING!

WESLEY WILLIS YOU NOTHING!!!!

NOTHING!!!!

By the sheer fact that I made you rage like that - I'm going to consider it a win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 09, 2022, 11:33:27 PM

(Sitting awkwardly in the dark corner of the room).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 10, 2022, 04:43:47 AM

People spit and dogs pee in that dark corner. Shift uncomfortably.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2022, 08:21:12 AM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 09, 2022, 11:33:27 PM

(Sitting awkwardly in the dark corner of the room).

You have much to learn Winsto7...

What happens in the dark, eventually comes to the light.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 10, 2022, 11:59:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2022, 08:21:12 AM

What happens in the dark, eventually comes to the light.

(Awkwardly standing in the center of the room)

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Post by: j_tour on March 10, 2022, 01:25:29 PM

Quote from: winsto7 on March 10, 2022, 11:59:14 AM

(Awkwardly standing in the center of the room)

(https://i.ibb.co/NKhRmbN/9b0ae034c75eb8257ef93db51f437b3ff95c966d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2022, 01:54:01 PM

(https://glutendude.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/kimmel-gluten-joke-1.jpg)

Conan is such a has-been. Jimmy Kimmel is the better talk show host now.

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Post by: Bob on March 10, 2022, 11:51:54 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2022, 09:57:22 AM

(https://c.tenor.com/UladBrWhuJ8AAAAC/bowing-thank-you.gif)

(https://c.tenor.com/shQs8iMYkycAAAAC/the-mask-award.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2022, 04:55:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2022, 01:54:01 PM

Conan is such a has-been. Jimmy Kimmel is the better talk show host now.

"Jimmy" Kimmel looks old.  That hair.  That darned grey hair.  Not what I want in a talk show host.  For shame.

And don't talk about my lush head of hair behind my back.  I forbid it.

So, there's some grey in the stubble about the muzzle, that's why I shave.

And totally not because this gal convinced me to keep "seeing" her.  Totally my decision.  I'm in control of this one.

As a matter of fact, I'm in control of this thread; you all can just pack it on out and I'll claim the prize.

(https://i.ibb.co/vmRPfY6/7758686533065288ee51e78bd92c0829ba4d247a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2022, 11:08:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 11, 2022, 04:55:11 PM

As a matter of fact, I'm in control of this thread; you all can just pack it on out and I'll claim the prize.

(https://c.tenor.com/X2Y41cevZOkAAAAd/bane-do-you-feel-the-charge.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: winsto7 on March 12, 2022, 01:31:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2022, 11:08:08 PM

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No, but I do lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2022, 02:12:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2022, 11:08:08 PM

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Quote from: winsto7 on March 12, 2022, 01:31:10 AM

No, but I do lol.

So, 'no' you don't feel in charge, but you do???

That's a contradictory statement right there and it doesn't make sense.

Nice try though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 12, 2022, 03:54:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2022, 01:54:01 PM

Conan is such a has-been. Jimmy Kimmel is the better talk show host now.

Urg your taste is level -ten billion, Graham Norton wins by ten billion miles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2022, 03:19:21 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 12, 2022, 03:54:12 AM

Urg your taste is level -ten billion, Graham Norton wins by ten billion miles.

And yet, in the grand size of the universe - 10 billion miles is NOTHING.

Nice try. You may have thought that was an insult, but it was a poor attempt to undermine my opinions.

YOU LOSE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 12, 2022, 07:13:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2022, 03:19:21 PM

a poor attempt to undermine my opinions.

Who said you can have an opinion, you piano picking fool?

Let alone more than one opinion.  Janus-faced huckleberry.

Exactly!

Nobody.

(https://i.ibb.co/0rLFNj7/e3e66a8ea7c263a0471366c6054b15b8476d1096.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2022, 11:53:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 12, 2022, 07:13:22 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/0rLFNj7/e3e66a8ea7c263a0471366c6054b15b8476d1096.jpg)

The second Yoko Ono was born, the world ceased to be a beautiful place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2022, 12:15:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2022, 11:53:29 PM

The second Yoko Ono was born, the world ceased to be a beautiful place.

No it wasn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/MkmrHsW/354b45fe967ab6671133e5f477a336d48b9bbc5b.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2022, 01:44:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 13, 2022, 12:15:48 AM

No it wasn't.

REALLY??? Need I remind you... this piece is entitled: Monkey has sex with a balloon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2022, 06:16:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2022, 03:19:21 PM

And yet, in the grand size of the universe - 10 billion miles is NOTHING.

Nice try. You may have thought that was an insult, but it was a poor attempt to undermine my opinions.

YOU LOSE!!!

Insult? Hardly tried to insult lol. If I did there would be a lot of tears. Still winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2022, 11:41:14 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 13, 2022, 06:16:42 AM

Still winning.

Nah - I don't see it that way. I see it as infinitely and unknowingly losing to me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 14, 2022, 12:34:11 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/r65th37/6ad240a35837680a63b95ab39c8b387c60ccb587.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2022, 10:15:47 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/iczVU377xa4AAAAC/the-shining-the-shining-elevator.gif)

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Post by: Bob on March 14, 2022, 11:35:57 PM

*Bob attempts another gif.*  Let's see if this one will move...  ::)  *Bob pokes it with a stick to get it to move.*

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Post by: winsto7 on March 15, 2022, 12:22:58 AM

Delicious, Bob. Well done!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2022, 09:26:02 AM

Quote from: Bob on March 14, 2022, 11:35:57 PM

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/ew9A2K5MaxeDgdZFZy/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611e2cacc8db60c64b19ced6a1c1091bf9b38f47d9e&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

That doesn't quite look like Tomato sauce. It looks a little granular. Looks more like a slushie.

My sister used to like dunking chips in McDonalds strawberry milkshake and eating them...

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Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2022, 11:45:51 AM

Eat it.  Eat all of it! 
(https://i.ibb.co/Gk1mKfK/0120361bbc86eb542b980251b40bbbc4f0175974.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2022, 10:20:47 PM

Nah...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 16, 2022, 02:28:11 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/QnMJ6td/72abc845fa2b0414792ebabd7eeb833ad4eca0b4-2-342x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2022, 08:54:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 16, 2022, 02:28:11 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/QnMJ6td/72abc845fa2b0414792ebabd7eeb833ad4eca0b4-2-342x500.jpg)

Where in the darkest, most sordid part of the internet do you find this crap J_Tour???

It's deeply disturbing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 16, 2022, 10:32:46 PM

(https://i.redd.it/8jvesryrasn81.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2022, 09:20:44 AM

Humorous... well done Bob.

You managed to post something and didn't bugger up embedding it. I'm proud of you.

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Post by: j_tour on March 17, 2022, 12:09:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2022, 08:54:22 AM

I'm deeply disturbed.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZzBbqd3/2b5d8d06326172182d18c08724a255ba51ba70b2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 17, 2022, 10:08:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2022, 09:20:44 AM

Humorous... well done Bob.

You managed to post something and didn't bugger up embedding it. I'm proud of you.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FeminineUnitedKusimanse-mobile.mp4)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2022, 10:31:35 PM

Quote from: Bob on March 17, 2022, 10:08:04 PM

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FeminineUnitedKusimanse-mobile.mp4)

Then he does something like this...

(https://c.tenor.com/DYgCtg5MN-AAAAAd/the-incredibles-not-happy.gif)



Let me help you Bob... just go back and edit your post with this link instead.

(https://i.gifer.com/5do.gif)

I'll throw you a freebie.

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Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2022, 12:08:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2022, 10:31:35 PM

Let me help you Bob... just go back and edit your post with this link instead.

Not good enough.

(https://i.ibb.co/D4tRQXC/1ba4e10463bca1662d06b18ebfca48130c29ae4d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 19, 2022, 03:02:42 PM

(https://preview.redd.it/chwbenxu70y71.jpg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16be7a33852fbf0a0a0d59cc4e15b14454768aa6)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2022, 01:38:15 AM

Quote from: Bob

Does anybody even play Sorabji?

What?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2022, 01:46:04 AM

Remember Bob... you can't embed MP4's. It's just not possible...

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/16975555/just-dont-do-it-again.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2022, 11:20:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 20, 2022, 01:38:15 AM

What?

Where?? Ahh when! But why??

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Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2022, 06:53:16 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2022, 11:20:57 AM

But why??

It knows why it did what it did.

(https://i.ibb.co/4F4JR1j/6fe1f807ea30766c175a9da390b16b9665c98bfb-2-680x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2022, 10:26:40 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2022, 11:20:57 AM

Where?? Ahh when! But why??

I'd say the more important question is why...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2022, 12:34:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2022, 10:26:40 PM

I'd say the more important question is why...

Why are you not playing Chickenfoot?  Also, stop hitting yourself.  Why are you hitting yourself?

(https://i.ibb.co/BZ9WytV/R-b04605ef992a63e5fb9cb4dc5389d4a2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 21, 2022, 05:28:36 AM

I'm going to swing my arms like this.... and if you get hit it's your own fault.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2022, 08:42:39 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 21, 2022, 05:28:36 AM

I'm going to swing my arms like this.... and if you get hit it's your own fault.

Well, I'm going to start kicking air like this... and if any part of you should fill that air, then it's your own fault.

Gotta love the classic Simpsons episodes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2022, 12:22:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2022, 08:42:39 AM

Gotta love the classic Simpsons episodes.

Is that so?  I doubt it.

(https://i.ibb.co/80VYjyH/0e3b974a6c03c3d441d919e961614e08589e7980.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 21, 2022, 08:03:54 PM

(https://preview.redd.it/48hlr0yu70y71.jpg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf2b13763d3c11dbe0b749c5bd8879fc89ccc81)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2022, 10:15:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 21, 2022, 12:22:27 PM

Is that so?  I doubt it.

Well, you can doubt what you want. There are people who doubt that the Earth is spherical, but that doesn't make them right.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 22, 2022, 09:40:35 AM

(https://preview.redd.it/wkneluxu70y71.jpg?width=3438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faca44cd5451d7c4039a8c3ab96c2cb49bb0edac)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2022, 02:07:35 PM

Okay Bob... enough with the snail cozies.

No one cares about Snails. They're slimy, awful hideous creatures. Owls are much more adorable:

(https://clickhole.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/iStock-1027019962-e1605048746424.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 23, 2022, 12:04:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2022, 10:15:14 PM

There are people who doubt that the Earth is spherical, but that doesn't make them right.

Well, stop for a little second and think about it.  Can you do that for me?

(https://i.ibb.co/Sfc6ZW1/R-ccfb94ba839c66e6e430d331e0880003.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2022, 11:58:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 23, 2022, 12:04:36 AM

Well, stop for a little second and think about it.  Can you do that for me?

But the Earth IS spherical, and those who say it isn't are just plain and simply wrong.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BN2JhMmRlNmQtMzkxZi00ZGZiLTkwZTgtNjE0ODQwOTg1OGU4XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDI0MDA2Mzk@._V1_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 23, 2022, 12:48:52 PM

You fail. The earth is an oblate spheroid. I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 23, 2022, 10:11:42 PM

I have one more.  ::)

(https://preview.redd.it/pzy03vxu70y71.jpg?width=3192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db326191addea7393115b7df08f129f970d9be1f)

*Bob remembers a time on this forum when there were moving banners and asci snails could race....*

( ( (  _@/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2022, 10:27:21 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 23, 2022, 12:48:52 PM

You fail. The earth is an oblate spheroid. I win.

We'll see about that... would you consider a pool ball spherical then???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 24, 2022, 12:30:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2022, 10:27:21 PM

We'll see about that... would you consider a pool ball spherical then???

You're not asking the right questions. 

Can one fit a pool ball in one's mouth and extract it without medical intervention?

Try it!

(https://i.ibb.co/YRTm35b/6ec02ab7203bb0071ca30af1d990005a82a3e097.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 24, 2022, 12:33:07 PM

(https://theknittingspace.com/wp-content/uploads/adorably-stuffy-knitted-owl-620x315.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2022, 10:23:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 24, 2022, 12:30:13 PM

You're not asking the right questions. 

I am... and my answer still stands. You ask anyone what shape a pool ball is and they'd state it's a Sphere. It's also a fact that if you could shrink the size of the earth down to a pool ball, its surface would be EVEN SMOOTHER than that of a pool ball.

My answer still stands correct.

Quote from: j_tour on March 24, 2022, 12:30:13 PM

Can one fit a pool ball in one's mouth and extract it without medical intervention?

Try it!

One could also ask why people shove bottles of ketchup up their @$$... I've no idea why they do that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2022, 02:31:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2022, 10:23:53 PM

people shove bottles of ketchup up their @$$... I've no idea why they do that.

There's sometimes a buggy.  I think you know why "they" do that. 

"They" were perfecting their pitch on the mound and "they" accidentally had an "accident" with that bottle of Vegemite or "ketchup," as "they" call it.

Uh huh.  Sure.

(https://i.ibb.co/Z8M0qT3/US4022227-drawings-page-2-697x1024.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2022, 12:21:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 25, 2022, 02:31:37 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Z8M0qT3/US4022227-drawings-page-2-697x1024.png)

Ahhh... is this how Trump avoids looking bald. They did a good job.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 28, 2022, 02:59:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2022, 12:21:20 AM

They did a good job.

Paul Hogan says 'what?'?

(https://i.ibb.co/Br73XqN/bd261f68f8e859e083297b39b2f45de91a4d9e24.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2022, 04:01:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 28, 2022, 02:59:42 AM

Paul Hogan says 'what?'?

You DO realise that no one gives a crap what Paul Hogan says - the guy is a washed out moron and a tax cheat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 28, 2022, 09:35:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2022, 04:01:21 AM

You DO realise that no one gives a crap what Paul Hogan says

He died like seven years ago.  Get with the times man.  You're flogging a dead horse.

(https://i.ibb.co/PcFqWxZ/Jackie-Chiles-in-The-Maestro-Seinfeld.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2022, 02:42:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 28, 2022, 09:35:06 AM

He died like seven years ago.  Get with the times man.  You're flogging a dead horse.

Paul Hogan is still very much alive and breathing...

...OH WAIT, you meant his career? That died in the mid 80's when he decided to do that crap...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2022, 12:18:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2022, 02:42:44 PM

Paul Hogan is still very much alive and breathing...

You good buddies with him?  You don't know what you're talking about.

(https://i.ibb.co/TTc7h0P/1551ccae5e2cc1dfb027f0097057b63f6feceba7-2-399x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 29, 2022, 02:11:59 AM

You are outdated old timer, Will Smith slap meme is better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2022, 08:46:00 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 29, 2022, 02:11:59 AM

You are outdated old timer, Will Smith slap meme is better.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock like a little cissy. I thought Will Smith was tougher than that.

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2022, 12:18:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TTc7h0P/1551ccae5e2cc1dfb027f0097057b63f6feceba7-2-399x500.jpg)

Yeah... nothing is more intimidating than some caped weirdo in tights and a hat that looks like it was made in paper mache class, hitting you while the word 'THWAAAAMP' appears in pink writing.

(https://c.tenor.com/TCQqZI3tfv0AAAAd/chris-rock-rolling-eyes.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2022, 11:51:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2022, 08:46:00 AM

Yeah... nothing is more intimidating than some caped weirdo in tights and a hat

Actually, it's a cowl, not a hat.

And children love the batman and the joker and all that crap.

(https://i.ibb.co/TMVfcKC/fbe2c0f1a3a00cd550003da3953994e80c6c5679.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2022, 11:54:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2022, 11:51:28 AM

And children love the batman and the joker and all that crap.

Yeah, and Jesus loves the little children as well... it's so 'NOT' creepy at all.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2022, 08:45:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2022, 11:54:26 AM

Yeah, and Jesus loves the little children as well... it's so 'NOT' creepy at all.

He suffers them to come unto him.

Don't you have a comic book to watch or something?

(https://i.ibb.co/Fxx8H0h/9900a900b7d4af76a09052f570f24eb733be6640.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2022, 10:17:35 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2022, 08:45:56 PM

Don't you have a comic book to watch or something?

What am I... 10 years old???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on March 29, 2022, 10:50:16 PM

(https://i.redd.it/l86570gklqp81.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2022, 03:37:44 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2022, 12:29:15 PM

I always wonder what type of weirdo uploads a video of them FILMING A VIDEO from some grainy old school tube TV.

It's like making a photocopy of a photocopy...

...of something you photocopied after finding it smeared with blood and previously shredded, before putting it back together with tape.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2022, 11:45:26 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/rtpyQfd/3e0bbb8e814fa93e512b278a84e8c3fa08917990.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2022, 10:21:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 31, 2022, 11:45:26 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/rtpyQfd/3e0bbb8e814fa93e512b278a84e8c3fa08917990.gif)

I HAVE NO IDEA what that movie is, what it is referencing or even what the quote is supposed to be since I can't read lips.

How old is that movie???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2022, 04:09:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2022, 10:21:02 PM

How old is that movie???

Well, it's in that color movie picture film you kids are always crowing about, innit?

(https://i.ibb.co/phvzhR9/77f7c6fce95089ef9915b5ddaed8028333883828-2-690x387.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2022, 01:33:24 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 01, 2022, 04:09:59 AM

Well, it's in that color movie picture film you kids are always crowing about, innit?

Yeah, and colour television has been around for about 60 years...

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/53664855/if-you-could-get-with-the-times-that-would-be-great.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2022, 02:18:10 PM

Wow.  1990s much? 

Gross, dude.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZYtKMsr/0311318482fc2499d6044ada09df86f16279eed6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2022, 11:45:57 PM

Really? You're giving me crap for the 1990's?? That movie is ALMOST 2000 for goodness sake, it came out a couple of months before the turn of the millennium; and yet you just recently posted THIS:

Quote from: j_tour on March 31, 2022, 11:45:26 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/rtpyQfd/3e0bbb8e814fa93e512b278a84e8c3fa08917990.gif)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/53325031/pregnant dog-please.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2022, 11:57:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2022, 11:45:57 PM

Really? You're giving me crap for the 1990's?

Yep.  You ain't got the thread-winning style, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/cNQ6STy/a0f4d455c584e66c9daac8315bfee6955752b2af.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2022, 01:48:42 AM

The fact that you used Weird Al-Yankovich to try and help you win, is a statement of how serious you ain't taking this.

(https://i.gifer.com/Rp7.gif)

I got the mother-*** thread-winning style in SPADES, SON!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2022, 03:36:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2022, 01:48:42 AM

The fact that you used Weird Al-Yankovich to try and help you win, is a statement of how serious you ain't taking this.

You just don't get it, boy.  You all ain't up in here with your winning and your what-have-yous.

I can't allow it.

Don't you have some computers and all that to do with that fancy music?  Probably still using standard notation as well.  Philistine.

(https://i.ibb.co/z6Y5HnV/ed8e3549d887c258624fdb92c38623f102f140f9-2-690x480.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2022, 01:14:53 AM

I think if Gene Simmons had a computer, he would have turned into Skrillex. All that electronic noise crap and what-not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2022, 10:12:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2022, 01:14:53 AM

I think if Gene Simmons had a computer, he would have turned into Skrillex. All that electronic noise crap and what-not.

Wow.  A what, now?  You better have said Æsop Rock or Kool Keith.  I can't even.

I must say, propers to you for demonstrating your sight-transposing abilities elsewhere.  It's not that easy, as you know.  I know it's not easy as well:  TBH, I find it's a good bit of using the ear as well as just fidgeting with the score as a mnemonic device or aide-mémoire. 

Ninth time is the charm:  broke it off for good with this gal, and this time was for real.  I said terrible things to her, as I intended, in order that there'd be no coming back this time.

Ninth time I win the mf thread as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2022, 02:18:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2022, 10:12:55 AM

I must say, propers to you for demonstrating your sight-transposing abilities elsewhere.  It's not that easy, as you know.  I know it's not easy as well:  TBH, I find it's a good bit of using the ear as well as just fidgeting with the score as a mnemonic device or aide-mémoire. 

Thank you very much for the kind words. I needed to put a troll in his place... figured it was worth the hassle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2022, 06:01:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2022, 02:18:03 PM

Thank you very much for the kind words. I needed to put a troll in his place... figured it was worth the hassle.

You admit Paul Hogan, Scott Morrison, Wesley Willis, and the Queen Mum are the finest individuals who ever walked the planet?

That's shocking.

No way to win a thread, I'll tell you what.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2022, 10:32:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2022, 06:01:14 PM

You admit Paul Hogan, Scott Morrison, Wesley Willis, and the Queen Mum are the finest individuals who ever walked the planet?

You should know me better than that. Scott Morrison is a flaky, horrible man; Wesley is a song who apparently sings songs about his shrivelled appendages, Paul Hogan is a tax cheat and a terrible actor, and the Queen I have no respect for because I don't care about the Royals in ANY regard.

I win through perseverance and determination.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2022, 07:52:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2022, 10:32:39 PM

I win through perseverance and determination.

You win NOTHING!

(https://i.ibb.co/0ZQX0Cd/bane-do-you-feel-the-charge.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2022, 10:11:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2022, 07:52:25 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/0ZQX0Cd/bane-do-you-feel-the-charge.gif)

YES. I DO.

Thank you for asking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2022, 12:40:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2022, 10:11:36 PM

Thank you for asking.

You're most welcome.  I live to serve up kind compliments to all.

(https://i.ibb.co/RhqBXMw/a913116cc0caa0293ffb8b3825e006428940321b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2022, 12:47:15 PM

What's with the cheesy troll looking figure wearing a cape... looks a bit creepy.

Has this gameshow aired in the last 30 years???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2022, 07:52:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2022, 12:47:15 PM

Has this gameshow aired in the last 30 years???

I dunno.

You figure it you!  Because I'm not going to.

(https://i.ibb.co/jkLhNzP/863f0240291ede8f5140ae7e25efdb8b5c481e70.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2022, 10:12:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2022, 07:52:17 PM

I dunno.

You figure it you!  Because I'm not going to.

Well, I'm not going to either. I've better things to do - like cut my fingernails, or do my taxes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 07:34:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2022, 10:12:53 PM

I've better things to do - like cut my fingernails, or do my taxes.

A Paul Hogan acolyte. Well done, sir.

(https://i.ibb.co/s2gXGrZ/e4c7b99e503f90eaee32a80fcc176dd63c45803e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2022, 10:39:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 07:34:04 AM

A Paul Hogan acolyte. Well done, sir.

No one likes Paul Hogan - Paul Hogans an arsehole.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/05/11/04/42826476-0-image-a-75_1620702607201.jpg)

Not even the Aussies want him back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 08:01:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2022, 10:39:24 AM

Not even the Aussies want him back.

Yes they do.  All proper Australians love Paul Hogan.

He was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II in 1994.  Respect your head of state.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2022, 10:35:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 08:01:53 PM

Yes they do.  All proper Australians love Paul Hogan.

You mean the beer-swilling, dole-bludging, footy-kicking sasquatches that usually sit there watching the cricket in their houses, spitting out bits of meat pie as they yell 'c'mon Aussie, c'mon'???

That's almost NOBODY!!! Australia is a multicultural hotpot. There aren't that many 'proper aussies'.

I mean, what is a proper Aussie anyway - someone who wears this:

(https://www.thepartypeople.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1380x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/h/a/hat_-_cork_blue_with_aussie_flag_band.jpg)

I'd rather kill myself. Paul Hogan is a vain, egotistical twat who whined about being stuck in a mansion, but wanted special privileges by not having to quarantine when he returned to Australia.

No one loves him any more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 11:17:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2022, 10:35:01 PM

No one loves him any more.

That man is a hero.

Hell, even this ex-girl-thing as of a few days ago couldn't resist trying to contact me in civil, conciliatory tones after I'd ignored after proclaiming to her that "you're done, you're not even a human being to me."

(https://i.ibb.co/nkDqWsX/Richard-Gere-Gerbil2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2022, 08:21:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 11:17:43 PM

That man is a hero.

The man is a whinging, entitled pillock. All his idiotic Crocodile Dundee movies did was paint Australians as backwards hill-billies... when in fact they're not even REMOTELY like that.

...okay, a few are like that, but that's only because we haven't hunted them down and killed them yet. They're still at large and hiding in the Australian desert.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 07, 2022, 05:04:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 06, 2022, 11:17:43 PM

That man is a hero.

Hell, even this ex-girl-thing as of a few days ago couldn't resist trying to contact me in civil, conciliatory tones after I'd ignored after proclaiming to her that "you're done, you're not even a human being to me."

(https://i.ibb.co/nkDqWsX/Richard-Gere-Gerbil2.jpg)

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/7020e4b0aa479425276ae26c2d1d7b23/tumblr_msmlysawxs1qiz3j8o2_500.gifv)


(This might be my darkest post.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2022, 10:19:52 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 07, 2022, 05:04:56 PM

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/7020e4b0aa479425276ae26c2d1d7b23/tumblr_msmlysawxs1qiz3j8o2_500.gifv)

(This might be my darkest post.)

You mean Christian Bale making a kissy face???

....ooooohkay then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 08, 2022, 10:24:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2022, 10:19:52 PM

I love gerbils and playing piano good.

You people are toxic.....something, whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/3skhQzw/800px-2008-02-16-Mongolian-gerbil.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2022, 11:07:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 08, 2022, 10:24:32 AM

You people are toxic.....something, whatever.

You can try to put words in my mouth quote, but you will never ever win this thread. Plus I ain't toxic...

Britney Spears is...

Enjoy your cheesy early 2000's girly pop, COMPLETE with crappy 2nd rate CGI.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 08, 2022, 07:25:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2022, 11:07:47 AM

Britney Spears is...my ideal woman and ADIDAS.

Go ahead!  Do it!  Win the thread!

I didn't think so.

(https://i.ibb.co/TtFBY59/0a0b880b4da2ce68cb56d85aacb213133d94e309.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2022, 11:24:16 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 08, 2022, 07:25:44 PM

I have an inferiority complex, but try to overcompensate that by trying SO desperately to put out a facade of confidence; and the only thing I have to feel great is trying to win this thread, while ultimately knowing I'll probably cave in and let the great and almighty perfect_pitch win. He already showed he his incredible transposition skills - how can I complete with someone like that?

She ain't my ideal woman:

(https://cdn.smehost.net/2020sonymusiccouk-ukprod/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Adele.jpg)

She is. And hey... if you want to go down this path of changing peoples quotes - I am ready.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/49955752/i-will-find-you-and-i-will-end-you.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2022, 09:45:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2022, 11:24:16 PM

She is. And hey... if you want to go down this path of changing peoples quotes - I am ready.

What?  Shut up.

Overcompensate this mf!

(https://i.ibb.co/drV46d9/3b0dd3467946d5c6394c023be8bd48a864494200.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2022, 11:05:04 AM

That sounds great - how else are you meant to get weenies to harden the *** up???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2022, 11:50:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2022, 11:05:04 AM

That sounds great - how else are you meant to get weenies to harden the *** up???

I'm sure I wouldn't know.  Hey, I got a girl I'm done with over here.  Can I just put her on a plane and get rid of her to that penal colony you all got brewing over there?

She does not please me any longer, and yet she keeps trying to win my thread IRL, which is very annoying to me.

(https://i.ibb.co/5F8m3dz/OIP-76kvvy8-Hu7m-VIc-YCyl-Qdfg-Ha-EK.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2022, 02:29:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 10, 2022, 11:50:20 AM

I'm sure I wouldn't know.  Hey, I got a girl I'm done with over here.  Can I just put her on a plane and get rid of her to that penal colony you all got brewing over there?

No offence, but it hasn't been a penal colony in almost 200 years. Although most of the convicts have managed to make their way into the political sector now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 11, 2022, 06:42:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2022, 02:29:01 PM

No offence, but it hasn't been a penal colony in almost 200 years.

I'm not offended, but pretty sure you're wrong about that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2022, 12:33:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 11, 2022, 06:42:30 PM

I'm not offended, but pretty sure you're wrong about that.

Do Police officers arrest someone if they're 'pretty sure' about their conviction??? No.

Maybe try and be sure and more people will believe what you say.

(https://www.greetingcardpoet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/funny-insults-2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2022, 07:58:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2022, 12:33:24 AM

Maybe try and be sure and more people will believe what you say.

Maybe you can go ahead and bite me, nerd.

(https://i.ibb.co/vm0Vh1t/225416f22677f3cc785c73cea4e0a3c9e874d596.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2022, 10:38:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2022, 07:58:50 PM

Maybe you can go ahead and bite me, nerd.

You like a little midnight nibble, don't you - ya dirty bugger. Not happening.

(https://ctl.s6img.com/society6/img/EvSasZ0wdlypJwos_xwkpzelmCs/w_700/posters/top/~artwork,fw_2718,fh_3618,fx_-450,iw_3618,ih_3618/s6-original-art-uploads/society6/uploads/misc/1c15ee53171f46e7957f63027fb5b6e8/~~/nerds-rule-grunge-typography-posters.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2022, 10:46:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2022, 10:38:06 PM

Not happening.

Oh, it's happening.  Nerd says "what"? 

(https://i.ibb.co/qN12zfZ/e276b38b55a96cdd53005285614fb28ab0656420.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 13, 2022, 03:23:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2022, 12:40:43 PM

You're most welcome.  I live to serve up kind compliments to all.

(https://i.ibb.co/RhqBXMw/a913116cc0caa0293ffb8b3825e006428940321b.jpg)

I remember this dude broke that game, just like how I break your win!!! Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2022, 09:45:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2022, 10:46:59 PM

Oh, it's happening.  Nerd says "what"? 

One doesn't say that... they say:

(https://img.youtube.com/vi/5hQeTu8TgL0/hqdefault.jpg)

...like this dunce knob right here - guy looks like he's run out of things to celebrate in life and is contemplating playing the real life game of Frogger on the freeway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2022, 10:58:02 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/QfJ60Nb/a717c91ef02aa96165c153d0d9ca69a7d97d55fe.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2022, 11:02:31 AM

Nerds rule - accept it. Get used to it.

Submit to us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2022, 07:35:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2022, 11:02:31 AM

Submit to us.

That's what my last girlfriend tried to get me to do.  "You're so controlling! blah blah blah!  You should be more fluid!  blah blah blah!"

I dropped her like the revolting inhuman scumbag pile of entrails she is.

(https://i.ibb.co/pXds9ns/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2022, 12:37:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2022, 07:35:41 PM

That's what my last girlfriend tried to get me to do.  "You're so controlling! blah blah blah!  You should be more fluid!  blah blah blah!"

I dropped her like the revolting inhuman scumbag pile of entrails she is.

That's not your fault. Woman are incapable of being understood. They'll tell you they want a man to take charge, then complain that we're controlling. They tell us they don't want us to try and fix their problems, then complain when all we do is listen.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/81/9f/9e/819f9e381bbb8e488b3444c9123c8e08.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2022, 01:08:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2022, 12:37:46 AM

That's not your fault. Woman are incapable of being understood.

Strongly disagree:  most women are decent people at heart.  This one was just layer after layer of despicable character and personality, the more I got to know her.  Completely revolting in every way, when it came to her public behavior and comportment.

(https://i.ibb.co/HXZtLFF/43bd198c86af3b5093d54873c96ca48cfadc89c5-2-690x406.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2022, 02:33:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2022, 01:08:37 AM

Strongly disagree:  most women are decent people at heart.

I didn't say they weren't decent... I just said they can never make up their bloody mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2022, 11:40:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2022, 02:33:23 AM

I didn't say they weren't decent... I just said they can never make up their bloody mind.

Sure they can.  It's just more fun not to.  Adds to their mystery.  I'm only speaking about Pisces women, though.

(https://i.ibb.co/6mg1fK8/9509992e40af015a4a43c6902a429e9a8335cd01.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 14, 2022, 12:29:48 PM

Generalisations based on sex? Usual ramblings of single people lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2022, 03:01:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2022, 11:40:46 AM

Sure they can.  It's just more fun not to.  Adds to their mystery.  I'm only speaking about Pisces women, though.

Thought you could enjoy this:

(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a5WX9eg_700bwp.jpg)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/67058405/astrology-is-astrology-is-bullshit.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2022, 03:21:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2022, 03:01:26 PM

Thought you could enjoy this

Don't even start.  A few girlfriends ago I "discovered" this "astrology" thing.

Actually, I find it about as amusing as astronomy and other nerd stuff. It's good clean fun.

But I'm feeling much better now.  I have more money and more time.  Less...the other thing.  But more time to win the thread.

(https://i.ibb.co/D8KXGDm/ac777acd9c92a9e3bfc61dc2e82a49082353cd61-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2022, 03:32:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 15, 2022, 03:21:25 AM

Don't even start.  A few girlfriends ago I "discovered" this "astrology" thing.

(https://www.mumsnet.com/uploads/talk/201902/large-252482-image1)

Dara O'Briain thinks it's shite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2022, 08:02:48 AM

Your husky boyfriend's Ted Talk changes nothing!

(https://i.ibb.co/b1YqydF/7ba4c2e675a02994346357e21885006b483a8356.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2022, 03:35:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 15, 2022, 08:02:48 AM

Your husky boyfriend's Ted Talk changes nothing!

He ain't my boyfriend... and I don't swing that way anyway.

You just can't handle his raw HONESTY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2022, 04:42:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2022, 03:35:03 PM

You just can't handle his raw HONESTY!!!

Sure.

(https://i.ibb.co/4trPRWW/3be8053c2eaa0ff49c891af02cdab7b042a3e575.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 15, 2022, 09:17:50 PM

*Bob reenters the thread and toys with crossing the line.*

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/7Tie4mXtT5yOhhDCf9/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47vrmtrpa1d1vjo58qsis5seisb0y4k47g3uh5ru2i&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

This line?  Is this the line not to cross?  This one?   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2022, 11:14:34 PM

Quote from: Bob on April 15, 2022, 09:17:50 PM

*Bob reenters the thread and toys with crossing the line.*

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/7Tie4mXtT5yOhhDCf9/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47vrmtrpa1d1vjo58qsis5seisb0y4k47g3uh5ru2i&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Bob... you've never crossed the line. In fact, the line is still 60 yards in FRONT OF YOU and hidden behind another wall. You'll never cross the line.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on April 16, 2022, 11:25:00 AM

Well, you just moved the line. 

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DapperTornBluewhale-mobile.mp4)

I'm not fixing it.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DapperTornBluewhale-mobile.mp4

And I should have watched that mp4 to the end before posting it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2022, 11:26:20 AM

Bob... WHEN will you learn - you cannot embed MP4's. It can't be fixed. There is no fixing...

You JUST... CAN'T... embed MP4's on this forum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2022, 02:52:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2022, 11:26:20 AM

You JUST... CAN'T... embed MP4's on this forum.

Haven't you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2022, 02:16:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2022, 02:52:17 PM

Haven't you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?

So, you expect Bob to stare at his computer screen for hours and hours, in the hopes that somehow his idiotic staring can change the coding of the forums programming???

[that would be funny as hell]

Try it J_Tour... stare at that screen and show us who's boss.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 17, 2022, 11:34:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2022, 02:16:18 AM

Try it J_Tour... stare at that screen and show us who's boss.

Boss this, mf!

(https://i.ibb.co/nsbMS6P/4da7f29cde60ab19b62f0b61ec602d0e1cdfb3cb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2022, 03:11:13 PM

Well, to those in America who are just waking up...

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/79/19/34791945856ef1a8509bc198ba8e0240.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2022, 11:46:19 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Y0ksFw6/1992-does-god-care-22-large.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2022, 02:49:30 PM

I don't know what that is referencing or advertising, but it's like a spiritual reference to the apocalypse, and those are all the grateful christians looking to be judged.

Really... creepy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on April 18, 2022, 11:34:30 PM

I'm sorry guys, but you just lost.

Or I mean, I'm not sorry!

Moahahahahaha

Because I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2022, 12:29:19 AM

Quote from: lelle on April 18, 2022, 11:34:30 PM

I'm sorry guys, but you just lost.

Or I mean, I'm not sorry!

Moahahahahaha

(https://i.etsystatic.com/7069076/r/il/3164f3/768947002/il_794xN.768947002_mti0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2022, 11:39:53 AM

No.  U.

(https://i.ibb.co/9yhTS4X/m-18a1-claymore-mine-front-toward-enemy-mark-hendrickson-transparent.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 19, 2022, 12:05:37 PM

You can't win. Hahahah!!!

(https://i.gifer.com/origin/d5/d5853b75d5698e0e9399ce0371ab13dc_w200.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2022, 01:22:52 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 19, 2022, 12:05:37 PM

You can't win.

Damnit Lostinidlewonder... you can't just state the words 'you can't win' without referencing Ouromov from Goldeneye.

Typing the words is just pathetic - you gotta do it with style... like this:

...and god damn that gif is *** creepy as ***. Yes, I said the 'F' word twice - it damn well deserves it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2022, 12:25:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2022, 01:22:52 PM

Yes, I said the 'F' word twice - it damn well deserves it.

No you didn't!

Don't you have lions to ride and harmony to savor?

(https://i.ibb.co/jr40bN8/DSC-2816.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2022, 05:49:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 20, 2022, 12:25:20 AM

No you didn't!

Don't you have lions to ride and harmony to savor?

We ride kangaroos damnit - we don't have lions in the street??? Where's your head at?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2022, 11:06:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2022, 05:49:29 AM

Where's your head at?

None of your damned business, kangaroo rider!

(https://i.ibb.co/V9QZRd8/3b97d6cdeafc61dd1e72c335a0fcf7bf1586513b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2022, 12:46:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 20, 2022, 11:06:54 AM

None of your damned business, kangaroo rider!

Considering I'm the one winning in this thread... EVERYTHING IS MY BUSINESS!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 21, 2022, 09:43:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2022, 01:22:52 PM

Damnit Lostinidlewonder... you can't just state the words 'you can't win' without referencing Ouromov from Goldeneye.

Typing the words is just pathetic - you gotta do it with style... like this:

I'm years ahead of you just didn't want to repeat myself haha.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.550

And yes some scary gifs out there, mwhahaha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2022, 10:21:54 AM

All of you!  You're going down!  Down to poundtown!  Kick it root down!  I put my foot down!

(https://i.ibb.co/Sx9vQgK/you-have-madea-huge-mistake-quickmemecom-you-have-made-a-49398243.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2022, 12:18:08 PM

Just a handy hint - it looks better when the image doesn't have the title and search terms underneath - makes you look amateur.

Case in point:

(https://i.ibb.co/6gDXkPR/8f4efc6bcc1b1dd8421c2a85dd82bef0bcf9465fb86c1b554abfc9e496c053be.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2022, 08:21:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2022, 12:18:08 PM

Just a handy hint - it looks better when the image doesn't have the title and search terms underneath - makes you look amateur.

What are you going to do about it?  You gonna cry, huh?  Cry like a baby?

Ain't gwine win, tell you what fer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2022, 01:25:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 21, 2022, 08:21:45 PM

What are you going to do about it?  You gonna cry, huh?  Cry like a baby?

Nope... I'm just going to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2022, 06:47:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2022, 01:25:36 AM

Nope... I'm just going to win.

You will fail!

(https://i.ibb.co/mHpHcyG/8e70cf46660310ca0eed949391ccc2d3ba6f1894-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2022, 11:40:28 PM

If you intend to win, you'll need more than a throwing star.

(https://c.tenor.com/VhwVXvHNd_MAAAAd/nuclear-nuclearbomb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 07:08:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2022, 11:40:28 PM

If you intend to win

No intention, son.  I will break you!

Younglings, shield your tender eyes from this screenshot of a recent text conversation.  In this case, I'm the calm one, trying to get a former friend to return a few out-of-print items I lent her, and the other character is the inexplicably enraged one.

And let this be a warning to those who ardently desire to cultivate romantic relationships.  Be very careful what you wish for.

https://i.ibb.co/3zwNL2B/Screenshot-2022-04-21-19-36-111.png

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2022, 07:31:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 07:08:38 AM

Younglings, shield your tender eyes from this screenshot of a recent text conversation.  In this case, I'm the calm one, trying to get a former friend to return a few out-of-print items I lent her, and the other character is the inexplicably enraged one.

And let this be a warning to those who ardently desire to cultivate romantic relationships.  Be very careful what you wish for.https://i.ibb.co/3zwNL2B/Screenshot-2022-04-21-19-36-111.png

You're becoming like Bob - unable to properly embed images on the site... and while I question if it really is a text message - knowing you it could be something that resembles the realms of hell in its grotesquerie and vile imagery.

...but I'm not going to click on it and take that chance.

Quote from: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 07:08:38 AM

No intention, son.  I will break you!

You say that... you've been saying that... for 9 years I've been on this thread and continually won over and over and over again. Not only have you NOT chipped away at my ability to beat or break you, you haven't even put a crack in my armour.

You will never break me. I am like Thanos... only I'm not stupid enough to let the infinity guantlet out of my possession.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a0/Thanos%27s_snap_from_Avengers_Infinity_War.gif/300px-Thanos%27s_snap_from_Avengers_Infinity_War.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 07:40:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2022, 07:31:59 AM

You're becoming like Bob - unable to properly embed images on the site... and while I question if it really is a text message - knowing you it could be something that resembles the realms of hell in its grotesquerie and vile imagery.

Nonsense.  I did not wish to embed a screenshot containing prohibited language on this site, so I provided a link for the prurient.

And, of course it's real.  Who could make something like that up?  It was extremely irritating to me, when I just wanted two LPs and a book back, all of which were OOP.

But, in the spirit of sarcasm, here you go:

(https://i.ibb.co/0jxsNr1/43f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2022, 10:21:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 07:40:20 AM

But, in the spirit of sarcasm, here you go

It's actually amazing, how many people seem to know a Bob and want to take the piss out of him...

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55483463/bob-sucks.jpg)

Seems a shame almost... but it's hilarious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 10:10:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2022, 10:21:34 AM

Seems a shame almost... but it's hilarious.

No it isn't.

(https://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9780806509259-us.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2022, 12:10:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 23, 2022, 10:10:17 PM

No it isn't.

Well...sorry to hear that. Must be hard not to have a sense of humour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2022, 10:51:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2022, 12:10:29 AM

Must be hard not to have a sense of humour.

No it isn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/1vnhkDM/1eb996619898f58222215fad6e3dda82af97f9c4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 24, 2022, 11:21:22 AM

Isnt it not no, it's not isn't it not right? That lady isnt having a stroke isn't it not or isn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2022, 01:33:44 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 24, 2022, 11:21:22 AM

That lady isnt having a stroke isn't it not or isn't it?

It looks like she's eating an invisible icypole??? Either that or it's an invisible toothbrush...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2022, 01:58:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2022, 01:33:44 AM

Either that or it's an invisible toothbrush...

I'm sure that must be it.  I was confused about that myself.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2022, 02:04:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 25, 2022, 01:58:53 AM

I'm sure that must be it.  I was confused about that myself.   ;D

Good to see she cares about her hygiene then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2022, 12:10:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2022, 02:04:18 AM

Good to see she cares about her hygiene then.

Oh, she cares.  I can tell.

(https://i.ibb.co/nQNV3Gx/20757ff6975865a510f1f871cf3eac5588dcb5b5.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2022, 11:59:54 PM

I saw the words 'zesty enterprise' and all I thought of was this:

(https://www.simplyrecipes.com/thmb/vf8pYERXUVD9E0-zyB_tX3iJ3Vs=/1423x1067/smart/filters:no_upscale()/__opt__aboutcom__coeus__resources__content_migration__simply_recipes__uploads__2016__05__lemon-meringue-pie-horiz-b-1600-1a6b24442df3465ca6bbed2ffc13b13c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2022, 11:50:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2022, 11:59:54 PM

I saw the words 'zesty surprise' and all I thought of was this

Interesting choice.  I also thought of this as well.  What a strange coincidence.

(https://i.ibb.co/Fw3Vgjp/2f3a4736799095a2ae6e98bd1f9f053d402fd12c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2022, 12:17:07 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 27, 2022, 11:50:01 AM

I also thought of this as well.  What a strange coincidence.

Well... they do say:

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/great-minds-think-heart-great-minds-think-alike-saying-written-chalkboard-red-heart-symbol-200808279.jpg)

How you managed to think the same thought as well however, is absolutely puzzling.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 28, 2022, 09:10:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2022, 12:17:07 PM

Well... they do say

They don't say that about me.  Usually women say to me "Stop bothering me!  Just go away!  You may be intelligent, handsome, and talented, but you're insane!"

(https://i.ibb.co/1v4KbnJ/4146cb6271fb31bef9756093b9543a609a9b3cd8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2022, 11:09:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2022, 09:10:02 PM

They don't say that about me.  Usually women say to me "Stop bothering me!  Just go away! 

I thought it was usually... "are you perving on me through those bushes", or "we're indoors, why do you have binoculars"... that or "do I have to call the police".

My mistake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2022, 06:35:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2022, 11:09:36 AM

My mistake.

Yes, always admit your mistakes!  They are legion!

I do deny women my essence, and they come to despise me for it!

It is a very heavy burden!

(https://i.ibb.co/7rqPrYp/90272c805b7f4bec44db11718e1a8c163aabc6e9.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 01:34:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 30, 2022, 06:35:23 PM

Yes, always admit your mistakes!  They are legion!

I do deny women my essence, and they come to despise me for it

They've said that many times in therapy... and to their priests in confession.

If they despise you for it then... sounds like you need to find a masochist. Deny them that ESSENCE and make them BEG!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2022, 01:41:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 01:34:57 AM

They've said that many times in therapy... and to their priests in confession.

(https://i.ibb.co/WPNY8JP/d1da0d77da4cdc070b756acaa51fc8a9f067f3b1-2-690x419.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 01:34:57 AM

If they despise you for it then... sounds like you need to find a masochist. Deny them that ESSENCE and make them BEG!!!

Yes!  Brilliant!  This last one called me a controlling f*** and a psychopath. 

But in fact, I may be just a plain old dominating a-hole!  And an idiot. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 03:17:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2022, 01:41:01 AM

Yes!  Brilliant!  This last one called me a controlling f*** and a psychopath. 

But in fact, I may be just a plain old dominating a-hole!  And an idiot.

No worries - I'm not judgy.

No... wait, I'm as judgemental as they come. I'm Scottish, so I always have an opinion.

Maybe you are just a dominating a-hole... but if they beg for it, then I guess it's what they want.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2022, 11:46:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 03:17:09 AM

but if they beg for it, then I guess it's what they want.

Yeah, everything's just fine until it disrupts their scheming, secretive, sordid social lives.

I just modified my Facebook profile picture as this, in case she's checking up on me.  It accurately depicts my thoughts through the magic of song lyrics.

(https://i.ibb.co/T0y7sLk/trou2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 02:17:25 PM

Fun question - do you think you'll ever give up the 'Courier New' gag of always typing using that font???

It's getting sad now... Courier is only cool if you're still stuck in the 1990's, and you love typewriters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 03, 2022, 12:10:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2022, 02:17:25 PM

Fun question - do you think you'll ever give up the 'Courier New' gag of always typing using that font?

No.  I use a typewriter in fact on occasion.  An Olivetti Lettera 35i with azerty keyboard.

Who in the hell enjoys fancy fonts and kerning and all that nerd crap, anyway? 

Monospace forever.

I only used Verdana Bold in my image to make fun of this former "friend"'s image, and I had to use a color picker, and a font identifier, and figure out how to import Verdana into my linux box and use LibreOffice Draw.  It is an exact duplicate of her recently changed Facebook profile image, just substituting more appropriate text for whatever trash song lyrics she was quoting, or, knowing her, likely just purloined from somewhere.

Very wearying.

(https://i.ibb.co/sRjFL6x/241300967-3944438618989021-5016174263556334155-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2022, 01:03:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 03, 2022, 12:10:29 PM

I only used Verdana Bold in my image to make fun of this former "friend"'s image, and I had to use a color picker, and a font identifier, and figure out how to import Verdana into my linux box and use LibreOffice Draw.  It is an exact duplicate of her recently changed Facebook profile image, just substituting more appropriate text for whatever trash song lyrics she was quoting, or, knowing her, likely just purloined from somewhere.

Very wearying.

(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/ad55c4b87cbbd3d133308c9873d2fc27.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2022, 11:42:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2022, 01:03:29 PM

(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/ad55c4b87cbbd3d133308c9873d2fc27.jpg)

No it isn't!

(https://i.ibb.co/8PF0FqT/fabd3e15f706d727af4d5afcfe3d361a5dd3b117-2-505x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2022, 05:22:58 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/0GMWHW0SHBIAAAAC/david-tenant-david.gif)

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2022, 10:12:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 05, 2022, 11:42:40 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/8PF0FqT/fabd3e15f706d727af4d5afcfe3d361a5dd3b117-2-505x500.jpg)

Yes, but I think Religion is responsible for that. As you can see on this pie chart, I've plotted out how many wars were started because of Religion (in green), and those that were in the name of Atheism (in red).

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/100%25_pie_chart.svg/1200px-100%25_pie_chart.svg.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 05, 2022, 10:32:10 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/SWq60HHOoLQAAAAC/live-green.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2022, 10:14:01 AM

If I said I didn't like green apples... would I be called a racist, because I judged it based on its colour???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2022, 09:03:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2022, 10:14:01 AM

If I said I didn't like green apples... would I be called a racist, because I judged it based on its colour???

Yes.

(https://i.ibb.co/bH7HM73/019585f33f6ad04605be4281c481081a1987cbea.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 06, 2022, 10:25:23 PM

I was hoping to find a Greta + green apple pic, but I found this instead.

(https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1598893307l/11417250._SX318_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2022, 12:10:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on May 06, 2022, 10:25:23 PM

I was hoping to find a Greta + green apple pic, but I found this instead.

(https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1598893307l/11417250._SX318_.jpg)

Well, what can we say - the internet is powerful but there are so many things we can found on it. Maybe in time artificial intelligence will literally be able to draw anything we want and conjure up the image, but in the mean time, you can't exactly just wish for an image of say 'Darth Vader riding on a T-rex in a barron wasteland'...

...oh wait, you can - here is the picture.

(https://strangenikolai.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/vader-t-rex1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 09, 2022, 02:36:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2022, 12:10:00 AM

Well, what can we say - the internet is powerful but there are so many things we can found on it.

The internet is powerful, just look at the novel ways to learn your ABCs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2022, 08:49:31 AM

Geez... I know this might come across as slightly racist, but there used to be a couple of aboriginals around my property when I first moved into my house who would SWEAR like sailors, cursing each other at the top of their lungs, pissed out their brains... however their alphabet went something like this...

A is for 'Arsehole'
B is for 'Bastard'
C is for '........'

Obviously not all aboriginals are like this, but the ones that are... don't paint the others in a good light.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 09, 2022, 02:22:26 PM

I have one good friend that I've known for decades who is Aboriginal, she detests the drunks that give her mob a bad name. It is a vicious circle though that is difficult to break and the majority of us white Aussies don't really make it any easier for them!

There was a family of like 15 that lived across the road from one of my houses years ago, I'd go over there and give them all my spare food that I had left over at least once a week. Once I organsed a huge community BBQ and came home with a lot of leftovers over 100 sausages etc, gave it all to them and they invited their extended family over for a feast haha! At least it didn't go to waste! When I first went over there I think they thought I poisoned the food or something cos what is a white person doing being friendly to them?? lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2022, 08:51:45 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 09, 2022, 02:22:26 PM

When I first went over there I think they thought I poisoned the food or something cos what is a white person doing being friendly to them??

Well... they do think the Government is trying to wipe them out with the COVID vaccine... so I wouldn't be surprised.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2022, 01:21:21 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/HVLXJZ0/21d3bd3984e5803412d2380e9e76bfe5f2efedad.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 13, 2022, 05:57:44 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/Dw3cw1gnfQ0AAAAC/nope-smh.gif)

I only looked at the last post... which is also a fact.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2022, 11:18:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 13, 2022, 01:21:21 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/HVLXJZ0/21d3bd3984e5803412d2380e9e76bfe5f2efedad.gif)

(https://y.yarn.co/db465307-4d4a-41b7-b837-93e0626f1ed0_text.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 14, 2022, 11:52:39 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/R7NMcsw/c6cedadd074042e73740d53f165a21a147d8acb4.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 14, 2022, 01:00:33 PM

If you're lying and you know it clap your hands.

If you're lying and you know it clap your hands.

If you're lying and you know it then you really ought to show it.

If you're lying and you know to clap your hands.

(https://c.tenor.com/hdMbgk9VMAIAAAAC/creepy-applause.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 14, 2022, 02:40:28 PM

(https://i.gifer.com/MvNz.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2022, 01:36:30 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 14, 2022, 01:00:33 PM

If you're lying and you know it clap your hands.

How do you clap your hands... BLOODY HELL, HOW DO YOU DO IT GOD DAMNIT!!!

Ohhh wait, there's a wiki page. Let me just see here

https://www.wikihow.com/Clap-Your-Hands

[scrolls through vociferously]



Ahhh... too much work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 15, 2022, 02:52:56 AM

Or you can clap in someone face like this, although it's considered naughty lol. Although.... it's far better than giving someone the clap.  :-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2022, 06:16:52 AM

Isn't it great when karma bites someone on the arse after they act like a turd.

Makes me smile every time. Everyone knows you do NOT f*** with Flight attendants.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2022, 06:21:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2022, 06:16:52 AM

Everyone knows you do NOT f*** with Flight attendants.

FTFY. 

Now that's a true fact.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 15, 2022, 02:52:56 AM

Although.... it's far better than giving someone the clap.

False.  If it's an enemy, it's completely appropriate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 16, 2022, 02:28:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 15, 2022, 06:21:26 PM

False.  If it's an enemy, it's completely appropriate.

False, you merely stab enemy to death and hide body, but that is given you have a lot of enemies which then means there a problem with yourself :P

(https://c.tenor.com/LpUGOhwJy0sAAAAd/michael-myers-practicing-my-stabbing.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2022, 08:52:38 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 16, 2022, 02:28:46 AM

False, you merely stab enemy to death and hide body, but that is given you have a lot of enemies which then means there a problem with yourself

Yes, but then there's the worrying about whether you dump it down a manhole and hope the sewer gates eat the evidence before its discovered, or feed it to a bunch of pigs and hope the farmer doesn't realise what their eating.

If you try and dismember the body, then there's bloody and bits of cartilage going everywhere - and that could potentially leave incriminating evidence behind. Even a speck of blood can prove guilt in a manner worth taking to court.

Then you have to clean the bone saw you used to cut the poor sod into pieces and again - that's more effort than it's worth.

The best revenge is living well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2022, 08:57:17 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/x3DxzmO.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2022, 09:10:52 AM

Meh - fencing is boring. You can't even stab someone with those bloody things.

Now THIS:

THAT'S EXCITING!!! Two men enter, two men leave... one of them in a body bag.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2022, 11:55:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2022, 08:52:38 AM

The best revenge is living well.

The best revenge is revenge, is I think how the saying goes.

(https://i.ibb.co/cgPd0dS/81fff0111056532680b56595ca6bb43efb84e48d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2022, 12:19:06 PM

Well... they do say "If you seek revenge, remember to dig 2 graves".

One for your enemy and one for...



...your enemys 'second in command'.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 16, 2022, 10:37:54 PM

"Maximus!  Maximus!  Maximus!"   ::)

(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/NINTCHDBPICT000508500045.jpg)

Just looked at imdb.  It looks like he was 54 when he got fat.  Only took two years.  That's a bit scary though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2022, 11:53:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2022, 12:19:06 PM

Well... they do say "If you seek revenge, remember to dig 2 graves".

(https://i.ibb.co/HG4Gnjm/4861410fe6c7f45ffbeb215e0b28e692fb64fc0a.gif)

What's this "two graves" mincing around? 

Dig a mass grave for the whole family and all known associates! 

It's tradition!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2022, 01:59:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 16, 2022, 11:53:04 PM

What's this "two graves" mincing around? 

Dig a mass grave for the whole family and all known associates! 

Yeah, but who has the effort to dig that big a hole. You'll do your back in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 17, 2022, 04:52:07 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/UsC-KipTaeEAAAAC/whatever-digging.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2022, 10:57:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2022, 01:59:28 PM

Yeah, but who has the effort to dig that big a hole. You'll do your back in.

Pro tip:  make them dig it.

And pour encourager les autres, give a good scream every once in a while.

=82

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2022, 11:27:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 17, 2022, 10:57:38 PM

Pro tip:  make them dig it.

And pour encourager les autres, give a good scream every once in a while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2022, 12:17:37 PM

This last expired girlfriend wakes up to the screaming of the lambs with every text I make.

(https://i.ibb.co/Zf98bjp/612144.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2022, 01:59:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2022, 12:17:37 PM

This last expired girlfriend wakes up to the screaming of the lambs with every text I make.

Expired??? I dare to ask what you mean by the fact that she is 'expired'???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2022, 09:52:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2022, 01:59:33 PM

Expired??? I dare to ask what you mean by the fact that she is 'expired'???

(https://i.ibb.co/Nx6dj05/R-02f8c2de2fe5e59e1954999d4aa7356e.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2022, 08:48:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2022, 09:52:16 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Nx6dj05/R-02f8c2de2fe5e59e1954999d4aa7356e.gif)

I don't get it - did you somehow fill her with sawdust and keep her remains preserved so you could use her like a puppet???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 19, 2022, 05:19:23 PM

Memento Mori
(https://www.bygonely.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Creepy_Victorian_era_photographs18.jpg)

https://www.bygonely.com/creepy-victorian-era/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2022, 10:21:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2022, 08:48:01 AM

I don't get it - did you somehow fill her with sawdust and keep her remains preserved so you could use her like a puppet???

All right, enough of your daft commentary.  What else is "ex" in this usage supposed to indicate?  Ex-communicated?  Ex parte?  ἔκστασις?  "Ex-" as a meaningful token probably means it takes the ablative case, so, motions away from and a bunch of other metonymic or metaphoric usages.

Ex.  Ex for expired.

Sawdust indeed.  I keep my meat puppets fresh.

(https://i.ibb.co/BCwpXWr/giphy009.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 20, 2022, 06:41:10 AM

Meanwhile...  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2022, 09:42:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 19, 2022, 10:21:24 PM

All right, enough of your daft commentary.  What else is "ex" in this usage supposed to indicate?  Ex-communicated?  Ex parte?  ἔκστασις?  "Ex-" as a meaningful token probably means it takes the ablative case, so, motions away from and a bunch of other metonymic or metaphoric usages.

Ex.  Ex for expired.

As in expired... as in no longer on this mortal plain???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 20, 2022, 05:06:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2022, 09:42:42 AM

As in expired... as in no longer on this mortal plain???

I should be so lucky.

(https://i.ibb.co/Nx6dj05/R-02f8c2de2fe5e59e1954999d4aa7356e.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2022, 11:54:55 PM

Glad we got that cleared up.

(https://c.tenor.com/mn82eSZ5PqwAAAAC/mr-bean-wink.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 21, 2022, 12:48:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2022, 11:54:55 PM

Glad we got that cleared up.

Yeah.

(https://i.ibb.co/Nj1MPjk/7d26868896ec4657f22d01dc8ebba9cc2518aa7d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 21, 2022, 02:59:29 AM

(https://c8p9p3e5.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/william-shatner-meme-talking-720x720.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 21, 2022, 09:44:07 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/PG6h9kG/e03109ec0f9e0e00777b58fff32f9d5d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 21, 2022, 04:22:09 PM

(https://composerelena.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ipiano.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 21, 2022, 10:37:09 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 21, 2022, 04:22:09 PM

(https://composerelena.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ipiano.jpg)

Steve Jobs was a total fruit...arian.

I bet that iPiano doesn't even burn if you pour gasoline on it and strike a match.  Very disappointing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2022, 02:31:41 AM

Is it meant to only have one key or something? I saw the single pedal which is disgusting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2022, 08:09:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2022, 02:31:41 AM

Is it meant to only have one key or something? I saw the single pedal which is disgusting.

I think you're exaggerating for effect the horror of a single pedal.  Back when I was playing out more with my own gear, just a sustain pedal was fine.  Plus an expression pedal next to it for the portable Hammond organ.  Hell, I sold the original sustain pedal for the Fender Rhodes piano from 1976 because I never used it.

The one key/button is perfect, though:  it's just like having an iGirlfriend.  Simple to operate, if a bit dull, but it should get the job done!

Finger pedalling!  And one well-defined pitch!  What could go wrong?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2022, 11:00:20 PM

It's boring... that's what. Someone already tried a one note piano. It did not go well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 24, 2022, 11:51:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2022, 11:00:20 PM

It's boring... that's what.

What?

(https://i.ibb.co/4mfwygt/54385.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2022, 12:01:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 24, 2022, 11:51:06 AM

What?

(https://i.ibb.co/4mfwygt/54385.jpg)

Yeah, my point exactly. I'm pretty sure you remember how that movie played out when things were boring.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2022, 12:44:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2022, 12:01:06 PM

Yeah, my point exactly. I'm pretty sure you remember how that movie played out when things were boring.

No.

(https://i.ibb.co/YTNK4hM/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2022, 01:34:22 PM

Well, they all have a lovely singing along, as they drink sangria and postulate about the happy memories they had on their 'vacation'.

I think Jack Nicholson also does a musical number at the end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2022, 08:41:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2022, 01:34:22 PM

I think Jack Nicholson also does a musical number at the end.

Yeah, that was a real good movie part in there.

(https://i.ibb.co/DDdcJMV/OIP-qh-T5w-X6865t-CQ3-SIOs-NAHa-D.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2022, 08:58:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 26, 2022, 08:41:55 AM

Yeah, that was a real good movie part in there.

What did you think of his tap dance routine as well???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2022, 09:49:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2022, 08:58:20 AM

What did you think of his tap dance routine as well???

It sucks.

Jack Nicholson is a poor excuse for a dancer.  Ain't no Martha Graham.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2022, 10:21:16 PM

Well, I can't believe that this thread has hit 14K posts. Quite a record.

Normally I'd love to leave it there and have the thread end in a nice round number, but I'm too selfish. Here's to post 14,001.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on May 26, 2022, 10:41:21 PM

Could this possibly be the longest thread in the forum? Why yes it is!

14 002

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2022, 11:22:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 26, 2022, 10:21:16 PM

Here's to post 14,001.

14001?  That's bush league.  14K is the number, and I claimed it, mf!  One could buy two or three nice watches if that number were expressed in US dollars.

That's right!  Drink it in!

(https://i.ibb.co/SJR5Qs5/d91f10456e667b57ebf3ec22a43230cf152aabfe.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2022, 09:35:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 26, 2022, 11:22:40 PM

14001?  That's bush league.  14K is the number, and I claimed it, mf!  One could buy two or three nice watches if that number were expressed in US dollars.

Funny that - if it were expressed in total bitcoins, you could buy a small island. If you express it in Italian Lira - you could get yourself a Beer.

Life is funny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2022, 12:25:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2022, 09:35:19 AM

Funny that - if it were expressed in total bitcoins, you could buy a small island. If you express it in Italian Lira - you could get yourself a Beer.

I prefer it expressed in Wesley Willises. 

Accuracy counts.

(https://i.ibb.co/HNHWBCV/Dbl-Distance.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2022, 01:26:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 28, 2022, 12:25:34 PM

Accuracy counts.
(https://i.ibb.co/HNHWBCV/Dbl-Distance.jpg)

Yeah, yeah - I know how to make pool shots for goodness sake. I've been in plenty of bars... and slept in plenty of bars... and slept on pool tables in plenty of bars.

Your point being?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on May 29, 2022, 11:00:24 AM

*Bob attempts to drive everyone away.*  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2022, 11:32:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2022, 01:26:06 PM

Your point being?

You all ain't got the winning touch.

Follow, stun, then draw.  Only verbs one needs to know in life.

(https://i.ibb.co/RDtNv5X/Tangent.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2022, 02:31:17 PM

Quote from: Bob on May 29, 2022, 11:00:24 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aTZ5BO0OeQk/maxresdefault.jpg)

I mean, it's funny how the saying 'Only in America' is used. Never 'only in Irag', or 'only in Zimbabwe'.

That must be because you Americans are *** bonkers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2022, 07:15:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2022, 02:31:17 PM

That must be because you Americans are *** bonkers.

Uh-huh.  Sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2022, 08:57:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2022, 07:15:21 PM

Uh-huh.  Sure.

Well... you elected Donald Trump as President; gave the role of Governor to a movie star who starred in several very cheesy and pitifully bad movies, you house one of the worst serial killers of all time, and your country is full of people who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and in the shape of a flat disc, and that alien hosts live inside people and will one day return them to their alien home planet.

Where else but...

(https://i0.wp.com/plagueofstrength.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/672a95288c91bebb3c55e2cb67a1d1a6.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nfK9UPEQavo/maxresdefault.jpg)

Where they can't even pronounce or spell their own DAMN COUNTRY'S NAME RIGHT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2022, 12:29:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2022, 08:57:21 AM

Well... you elected

And elected him out.  Scott Morrison.  You got bogans by the truckload, and you know it.

Here, go play with this shard of sharp plastic.

(https://i.ibb.co/PchgTkt/358d6b0a476df539f2f93a7bfe485a216afbe721.gif)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2022, 08:57:21 AM

and your country is full of people who believe the Earth is 6,000 years old and in the shape of a flat disc, and that alien hosts live inside people and will one day return them to their alien home planet.

Where else but...

France?  Maybe you're not big on foreign affairs, but mostly 90% of developed nations' populations are ignorant fools, mostly by "virtue" of spite or malice.

(https://i.ibb.co/mHbz1d1/8ed120acdd70f54074ae355a4d5eeffa71d371a3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2022, 08:54:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2022, 12:29:11 PM

And elected him out.  Scott Morrison.  You got bogans by the truckload, and you know it.

Hey... we at least voted in a politician to a position of leadership. You guys voted a businessman who's been bankrupt... twice I believe???

It's not fair to compare Trump to Morrison. Morrison is a dumbarse who grins for the camera, says all the right things but doesn't lift a finger to follow through. He doesn't give a sh*t about climate change, women in politics (or their safety), or the integrity and assurance that bribes aren't being offered left, right and bloody centre... and is a lying sack of sh*t.

The difference is Morrison doesn't have access to guns, and he's not a complete lunatic who believes armed guards should patrol every school in America.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 31, 2022, 09:33:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2022, 08:54:59 AM

Hey... we at least voted in a politician to a position of leadership.

(https://i.ibb.co/J2Wc5tV/6767d294a34bf7293b583bc3925aa13ff10be487.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2022, 02:18:14 PM

I've never really listened to the music of Sting... so I can't really give him any sh*t.

I'll give you a pass on any insults today J_Tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 01, 2022, 02:15:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2022, 02:18:14 PM

I'll give you a pass on any insults today J_Tour.

Well, bless your heart.  Aren't you just a precious one!

(https://i.ibb.co/pbFRPjf/71212.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2022, 08:46:39 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 01, 2022, 02:15:35 PM

Well, bless your heart.  Aren't you just a precious one!

Yeah, sorry - but I'm a bit like Jekyll and Hyde... On Tuesday I was feeling like a lovely person - patient, kind and pleasant.

Today, I'm a complete and utter bastard... so screw your kindness.  I win... that's all I have to say.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2022, 11:20:26 AM

There will be no winning. 

This begins the descent into the maelstrom.

(https://i.ibb.co/RS45gKW/210570.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2022, 12:22:15 PM

That's the picture you use??? I'll admit its sexy, but there's not much winning in that movie... EVER.

Think of me like Donnie Yen... and you're that other guy who gets his butt whooped. 

(https://kungfukingdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Top-10-Ip-Man-fight-scenes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 03, 2022, 01:09:16 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/HNbmn34/b0a022a32413b8f209f3a3b59ceb0213.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 03, 2022, 10:27:26 PM

(https://sites.psu.edu/english137hsection9catherinecicholski/wp-content/uploads/sites/520/2013/03/tumblr_mc5hqn1Mr91rqhhzfo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2022, 12:09:01 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 03, 2022, 10:27:26 PM

(https://sites.psu.edu/english137hsection9catherinecicholski/wp-content/uploads/sites/520/2013/03/tumblr_mc5hqn1Mr91rqhhzfo1_500.gif)

Willy Wonka... wasn't he involved in a class action suit for not properly paying minimum wages to his employees???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 04, 2022, 11:34:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2022, 12:09:01 AM

Willy Wonka... wasn't he involved in a class action suit for not properly paying minimum wages to his employees???

No.  He was charged and convicted of murder after a jury decided that a dingo did not eat that employee. 

He was later exonerated, and was the featured subject of at least one mainstream movie production.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2022, 02:04:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 04, 2022, 11:34:12 AM

No.  He was charged and convicted of murder after a jury decided that a dingo did not eat that employee. 

He was later exonerated, and was the featured subject of at least one mainstream movie production.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/68224927/oh-really.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2022, 12:07:10 PM

Yes, really.

(https://i.ibb.co/bNZY0qG/33e15a20ea5b277ef02d0459a2acb7750fc4e24e.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2022, 01:47:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 05, 2022, 12:07:10 PM

Yes, really.

TOUGH!!!

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ytmnd-fads/images/5/5c/6802d88e153ab306ca7679a9260cce1b2842c3967362ddaeb8b57a0af900b6d3.jpg)

You could have kept with the Gene Wilder theme... but you had to go off on a tangent, didn't you???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 05, 2022, 04:58:41 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 05, 2022, 07:16:54 PM

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/5/5f/Jul01harris01_hitn.jpg)

Really? ::) :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2022, 01:16:00 AM

Quote from: Bob on June 05, 2022, 07:16:54 PM

[img0]https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/5/5f/Jul01harris01_hitn.jpg[/img]

HEY - Don't look at me like that, Ed Harris... I didn't steal your cocaine.

Bob did.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 07, 2022, 01:31:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2022, 01:47:47 PM

but you had to go off on a tangent, didn't you???

No I didn't.  You did.

(https://i.ibb.co/f4DGK05/R-3ab8b84d18ffe0769b5d544d5b1080a7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2022, 10:01:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 07, 2022, 01:31:58 AM

No I didn't.  You did.

No... you posted an image of Gary Oldman. You broke the chain... you lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 07, 2022, 11:41:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2022, 10:01:09 AM

No...

Yes, you did.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2022, 12:16:53 PM

Nuh-uh

(This is a low point for me - the only video I could find like this was my fricking pony for christ sake. What have I become?!?)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 07, 2022, 03:50:37 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/MTS13s5NUDoAAAAC/could-you-not-chloe.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 07, 2022, 08:23:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2022, 12:16:53 PM

What have I become?!?

Thread loser.  Mr. Cue Sports Expert, play my current girlfriend.  14.1, 10-ball, 9-ball, one-pocket, snooker, whatever.

You will perish!

(https://i.ibb.co/kmZHCj1/main-qimg-e7f0935c56a8b607b2e74cf7e7da31e4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 07, 2022, 11:07:10 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/QB0XoMtc2NcAAAAd/hey-there-garfield.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2022, 11:37:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 07, 2022, 08:23:50 PM

play my current girlfriend.

I'd say thank you for the invitation, but not only has the performance been, the encores died away eventually and the show is over - we've moved on as well.

We played many things...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 08, 2022, 12:40:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 08, 2022, 11:37:13 AM

We played many things...

Fine.  Then strap on the pants of shame!

(https://i.ibb.co/HHc88dc/b754ff0fa12fd3a2fc13f82f29e9d49f1352c747-2-375x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2022, 08:52:31 AM

Anyone have any creative ideas about what to do about Jehovah's witnesses who keep posting crap and shoving it in your mailbox??? I have their address, phone number and one of their names so I'm curious as to the best way to give them a taste of their own medicine???

Looking for the most interesting answer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 09, 2022, 12:44:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2022, 08:52:31 AM

I have their address, phone number and one of their names so I'm curious as to the best way to give them a taste of their own medicine???

Send a Ouija board with letters spelling out "Beelzebub" outlined by scorched rings.  And a note saying "We have chosen you."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2022, 12:59:08 PM

Not the worst idea... but I'm looking for a low cost idea that doesn't cost me any money.

My latest thought is spamming their mobile by signing them up to as many SMS newsletters as I possibly can. I've only a found a few so far that I've subscribed to - but I want to take it to the next level.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 09, 2022, 04:44:28 PM

Maybe put on your mailbox a bloody goats head with a pentagram etched into it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 09, 2022, 08:47:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2022, 12:59:08 PM

My latest thought is spamming their mobile by signing them up to as many SMS newsletters as I possibly can. I've only a found a few so far that I've subscribed to - but I want to take it to the next level.

Yes.  I actually have a similar hobby, but directed to one individual and not a group.

There is a product known far and wide as a "feminine tightening cream."  (I preserve the dignity of the forum by witholding further details).  Having the subject's e-mail address, as well as phone number, as well as physical address, as well as knowing where and when she works, it was easy to subscribe to any number of fine purveyors of such a salve.  Gratis.

Many fine catalogues and possibly free samples of this ludicrous but necessary product should be finding their destination over the next few months.

Don't want to shoot my wad too much, too quick, you know.  Savor every small jab at a "person"'s self-respect. 

I don't know if Jehovah's Witnesses or whatever are the crying type, but you just need a small little angle, an insight into the insecurity of a group, then exploit it without mercy.

However, there's a difference in that my subject also knows where I live, and she once had a key to my front door (was returned, but, still).  And she knows where I work and when, and what car I drive, etc.  Are you willing to go all the way?  That's the question! 

(https://i.ibb.co/MMgP3KZ/OIP-9jf9b-YT8a5i6t-D3-Kw-M3-N1w-AAAA.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 09, 2022, 12:59:08 PM

My latest thought is spamming their mobile by signing them up to as many SMS newsletters as I possibly can.

Oh, also, intelligenti pauca:  it is trivially easy to send SMS texts from any number of random telephone numbers, with complete anonymity. 

Google Voice is a good option, but it requires verification on a known-good non-VOIP phone number, so you're limited to how many SIM cards you have or burner phones.  I have a dozen Google Voice numbers, but I just got a bunch of friends/family/random people at the bar to let me use their number for verification codes.

However, there are many online free providers of anonymous SMS that will do the trick.  Should the JWs become wise and block incoming SMS texts from a given number.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 09, 2022, 11:49:45 PM

Meanwhile... ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2022, 09:31:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 09, 2022, 08:47:36 PM

Yes.  I actually have a similar hobby, but directed to one individual and not a group. Are you willing to go all the way?  That's the question!

Oh, also, intelligenti pauca:  it is trivially easy to send SMS texts from any number of random telephone numbers, with complete anonymity. 

Google Voice is a good option, but it requires verification on a known-good non-VOIP phone number, so you're limited to how many SIM cards you have or burner phones.  I have a dozen Google Voice numbers, but I just got a bunch of friends/family/random people at the bar to let me use their number for verification codes.

However, there are many online free providers of anonymous SMS that will do the trick.  Should the JWs become wise and block incoming SMS texts from a given number.

Mmmm... I'm going to look into this further. I mght stumble into the mall and enter a LARGE number of free raffles and giveways and jot down their number, address and names. See where the world takes me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 10, 2022, 01:01:25 PM

The MMS text I repeatedly send to an enemy.

(https://i.ibb.co/614J3F1/76c44fc4091be50c788aa897de76c5bab0464856.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2022, 01:05:16 AM

Interesting... I was also thinking 'lemon party' but I don't want my google search results skewed by typing that in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 11, 2022, 03:57:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2022, 01:05:16 AM

Interesting... I was also thinking 'lemon party' but I don't want my google search results skewed by typing that in.

Never type Gogol.   

(https://i.ibb.co/YcgdKsk/30dad11c82a2ef9248a6b9c7230ac8e667513499.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2022, 10:18:11 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 11, 2022, 06:58:29 PM

Mr. Jackson likes his job.  I can tell.

(https://i.ibb.co/LZwPkk0/06a6806f1270473de920a8d25b390353f769e53c-2-439x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on June 11, 2022, 11:29:56 PM

Heads up!  ;D

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2022, 12:43:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 11, 2022, 06:58:29 PM

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Is it wrong that I almost shat myself laughing at that image??? I'm trying to figure the country it's from - China? North Korea?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2022, 06:22:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2022, 12:43:06 AM

Is it wrong that I almost shat myself laughing at that image??? I'm trying to figure the country it's from - China? North Korea?

Indonesia, it appears.

(https://i.ibb.co/sRzpqyL/64e63b6e6a5feb82ae60cd88a4c3ddedcecf1675-2-374x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2022, 08:46:24 AM

I wonder if I can beat that...

(https://clubgiggle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/what-funny-18.jpg)

(https://clubgiggle.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/what-photos9.jpg)

[Note to self - do not ever again type in 'weird internet pictures' into Google].

I'll be back in a few hours after I've washed my eyes out with Whisky.

GOD-DAMNIT... Some images won't allow you to embed them, despite them being perfectly normal jpg images... This one will have to do then.    >:(

(https://1stwebdesigner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/demotivational-poster-internet-funny.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 13, 2022, 12:00:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2022, 08:46:24 AM

I wonder if I can beat that...

You cannot.  Although, your image made me laugh.

(https://i.ibb.co/kJqSf7W/58f4450264a0d178957348d47075a83d95d00c83.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2022, 08:46:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 13, 2022, 12:00:19 PM

You cannot.  Although, your image made me laugh.

(https://ownquotes.com/i/q/77/6/63.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 14, 2022, 11:19:44 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TgYdfrW/a268728c70fe4d59134d4206c25f7438f11a3442.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2022, 11:27:23 AM

About as legit as these bloody signs which appear EVERYWHERE...

(https://d33byq9npfy6u9.cloudfront.net/4/u/original/23646112/coverstory_img_0077-teaser.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 15, 2022, 12:23:50 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2022, 02:00:07 PM

Don't look at me for an explanation - I failed Chemistry & Physics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2022, 12:38:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2022, 02:00:07 PM

Don't look at me for an explanation - I failed Chemistry & Physics.

(https://i.ibb.co/SPLbbBx/626deedb2bfe61a99191616ec7deac82d4c81cf2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 16, 2022, 06:30:07 AM

You failures don't even understand covalent bonding, begone the two of you!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2022, 10:22:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on June 16, 2022, 06:30:07 AM

You failures don't even understand covalent bonding, begone the two of you!!!

Balance this equation!

(https://i.ibb.co/qjWV2yY/f7ba11c762a16aec0fba5afab11658859ad5a3ba-2-485x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2022, 10:50:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 16, 2022, 10:22:57 AM

Balance this equation![/font]

(https://i.ibb.co/qjWV2yY/f7ba11c762a16aec0fba5afab11658859ad5a3ba-2-485x500.jpg)

But what if you want a puppy instead???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2022, 11:39:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 16, 2022, 10:50:12 AM

But what if you want a puppy instead???

One cannot!

(https://i.ibb.co/FJ14Wb8/55a23ecb90b617e251baa0378dbcd99a2ea1007f-2-369x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2022, 09:24:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 16, 2022, 11:39:39 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/FJ14Wb8/55a23ecb90b617e251baa0378dbcd99a2ea1007f-2-369x500.jpg)

DAMNIT... it took me a couple of reads before I got that. Very nice...

Here's another... only because Blasphemy is fun.

(https://i.ibb.co/5xK3SYh/Hang-Time.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 19, 2022, 10:16:52 AM

Eat it!

(https://i.ibb.co/fqZ9cdN/6627070800d23a7a811d48f998f424fa8fda9d50.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2022, 09:24:34 AM

Mmmm... I've always wanted to try cannibalism. Looks interesting...

At the same time though, I've always maintained it's the only way to curb Americas overcrowded prison systems. I mean, you imagine a TV show where you have 1000 inmates, all left to defend for themselves without food or water... and the last man alive is given his freedom; it wouldn't be long before a few serial killers end up looking tasty. Get rid of the lifers, save taxpayers money.

Win-win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 20, 2022, 10:49:01 AM

Thunderdome.  Two men enter, one man leaves.

Where is the dog's meat?

(https://i.ibb.co/cTHPpFw/161986ee2acdfc5be48558d5369f2b44c42dcc61.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2022, 11:45:39 AM

Seriously - they really need to make this forum more widescreen friendly. I mean, the actual site could almost fit on a 1280x____ screen, and nobodies used them since the early 2000's.

Seriously - look at this:

<snip, don't use profanity on the forums please>

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 20, 2022, 03:25:08 PM

Failure circumvents the censor, you shall be put into the naughty corner!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2022, 11:21:03 AM

I'd say the censor failed to censor... so it's the censor who should sit in the naughty corner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 21, 2022, 11:28:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2022, 11:21:03 AM

I'd say the censor failed to censor... so it's the censor who should sit in the naughty corner.

Would you stop running your inkpen and/or mouth? 

You're disturbing the natives!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2022, 12:47:43 PM

You keep pushing videos of Wesley Willis into this thread... but no one watches them.

Give up and take the hint.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2022, 12:50:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 21, 2022, 12:47:43 PM

Give up and take the hint.

Shut up, nerd.

(https://i.ibb.co/bB7wFbn/d8ee8c21aac247dd92d612acbda2926b2c7f99b2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2022, 10:17:45 AM

Bill Gates was a nerd...

Elon Musk was a nerd...

Lex Luther was a nerd...

(https://www.livewellsd.org/content/livewell/home/all-articles/partners/partner-home/nerds-rule-inc/_jcr_content/lw_par/lw_rwd_column/lw_rwd_col_1c/lw_image.img.jpg/1493410745997.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2022, 11:26:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2022, 10:17:45 AM

Elon Musk is retarded.

FTFY.  Now you're talking right, boy.

(https://i.ibb.co/KyF4NyG/8f40df40028bb6ad7bc94a59d2a806de94421b29.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2022, 01:35:20 PM

Really??? You want to go down that route of editing posts, just to make them say what you want them to say even though they never said it??? Okay... let's hop down the rabbit-hole.

Quote from: j_tour on June 22, 2022, 11:26:22 AM

Perfect Pitch should deservedly win, only because despite my numerous attempts to thwart him - he has dominated me at every turn and my inadequacies as a person have only been advertised the more he succeeds in winning this thread

That was fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2022, 11:32:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2022, 01:35:20 PM

That was fun.

No it wasn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/FJ4RpVC/431760-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2022, 09:17:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 22, 2022, 11:32:16 PM

No it wasn't.

(https://girl-lish.com/c01/wp-content/uploads/i-enjoyed-it..png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 23, 2022, 10:05:38 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/6ZYcWzC/440752fa2ab687d0cd7c353fecbe3d021988fa6c-2-428x499.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 23, 2022, 10:58:00 AM

That ain't terrifying...

(https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/pooh.png)

THAT... is *** HAUNTING!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: crajojo on June 23, 2022, 11:17:11 PM

Did I win? Yay!!!  :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 23, 2022, 11:54:53 PM

Quote from: crajojo on June 23, 2022, 11:17:11 PM

Did I win? Yay!!!  :D

You win nothing!  Good day, sir!  I said good day!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2022, 12:26:12 PM

Quote from: crajojo on June 23, 2022, 11:17:11 PM

Did I win? Yay!!!  :D

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/fresh-meat-594e87.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2022, 01:13:09 PM

Bring the youngling, young padawan!

It will provide grist for the mill!

Precious!  Precious!

(https://i.ibb.co/9hxmY2n/86a29d07d8a05f2c9a61095ed1c46abbccb4d3f0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2022, 02:11:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2022, 01:13:09 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/9hxmY2n/86a29d07d8a05f2c9a61095ed1c46abbccb4d3f0.jpg)

Damnit - I think I know that movie reference... but I can't quite name it off the top of my mind.

A hint???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2022, 02:27:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2022, 02:11:31 PM

A hint???

Fair enough.  Feed you to the pigs, I will! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2022, 03:16:52 PM

God Damnit... I still have trouble placing it - it seems like a Guy Ritchie movie or something though... am I on the right track?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2022, 04:10:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2022, 03:16:52 PM

God Damnit... I still have trouble placing it - it seems like a Guy Ritchie movie or something though... am I on the right track?

All signs point to YES! 

And yet you still lose the thread!

(https://i.ibb.co/f25vN1Y/f49b49a38b3f6031eeafdb26716717db808d1a49.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2022, 12:09:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2022, 04:10:42 PM

All signs point to YES! 

And yet you still lose the thread!

Well, now I win the thread... and also don't care anymore about who he is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 25, 2022, 06:50:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2022, 12:09:02 AM

Well, now I win the thread... and also don't care anymore about who he is.

What? 

(https://i.ibb.co/W6F4Hp9/7a2ed50bf00f8bce8fb13758779a56aa07a69aca.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2022, 07:44:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 25, 2022, 06:50:01 AM

What?

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 26, 2022, 11:40:30 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/V25PVYF/5795a6084a16b3a316c45cc0678b688fe75ea13f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2022, 08:50:53 AM

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/81964634/not-my-problem-deal-with-it-pregnant dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 27, 2022, 12:17:14 PM

I extend the courtesy of inviting you to eat me.

(https://i.ibb.co/PtPTbTg/f49b49a38b3f6031eeafdb26716717db808d1a49.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2022, 01:01:09 PM

I had a big dinner... so unfortunately, I'm full.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2022, 01:20:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 27, 2022, 01:01:09 PM

I had a big dinner... so unfortunately, I'm full.

Well, then lick it!  No calories!

(https://i.ibb.co/rmStrjS/36c7ed8e1fd398d39bc9ab8f96b135f2f772e5c3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2022, 10:30:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2022, 01:20:26 AM

Well, then lick it!  No calories!

I tried that with a stick of butter... there WERE calories.

(https://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/lisaspony8_thumb.png)

Brownie points if anyone can remember what happened in this episode of the Simpsons. If you don't know it - you clearly had a horrible childhood.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2022, 11:08:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2022, 10:30:57 AM

Brownie points if anyone can remember what happened in this episode of the Simpsons.

 No thank you.  You can keep your "brownie" points!

(https://i.ibb.co/8jLLKPj/5afee35c0f51039e8e4b1f13b51e484d8e45bd53.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2022, 12:38:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2022, 11:08:55 AM

No thank you.  You can keep your "brownie" points!

But they're warm and moist, and made with love... and SUGAR... SHITLOADS OF SUGAR!!!

(https://www.recipetineats.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Brownies_0-SQ.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2022, 10:20:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2022, 12:38:12 PM

But they're warm and moist, and made with love... and SUGAR... SHITLOADS OF SUGAR!!!

Aw, that could be a wedding vow.  Very romantic.

Plus, you can hide your weed in it.

(https://i.ibb.co/Vqv7ntF/2d7e7173adb18849a0a7fce33b67891289bf72f0.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2022, 12:38:12 PM

But they're warm and moist, and made with love

Wait a minute.  They can be delicious, I admit....but...it's not....it's not...it does not bespeak concupiscence!  You filthy beast!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2022, 10:57:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2022, 10:20:29 PM

Wait a minute.  They can be delicious, I admit....but...it's not....it's not...it does not bespeak concupiscence!  You filthy beast!  ;D

I mention brownies - you think of sexual gratification... how filthy is your mind...

And HOW DARE you think of befouling my delicious brownies with your... WEED!!! You don't put PLANTS in a brownie recipe.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2022, 04:36:06 AM

Sure.

Hey, I complained about my day job on reddit and got down-voted, so don't even come at me!

(https://i.ibb.co/D9V8Hmg/dc7dffb6d8c1ebabbafa6db083f149b2c346fef9-2-473x499.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2022, 08:14:49 AM

Well, I'm about to head off for a holiday - I may attempt to win this thread while I'm gone... but if it's still up in 3 weeks - I WILL RETURN TO WIN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2022, 12:38:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2022, 08:14:49 AM

Well, I'm about to head off for a holiday - I may attempt to win this thread while I'm gone... but if it's still up in 3 weeks - I WILL RETURN TO WIN!!!

Nope.  I calculate not.

(https://i.ibb.co/NKkPKy1/13cb1153bd58baadefe7c11627e7de8c080c92c3-2-549x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 30, 2022, 01:57:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2022, 08:14:49 AM

Well, I'm about to head off for a holiday - I may attempt to win this thread while I'm gone... but if it's still up in 3 weeks - I WILL RETURN TO WIN!!!

He's off to the funny farm..... to weave baskets and twiddle thumbs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2022, 08:29:18 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/x70L9Lp/7a3e3c492601a10ebf0d6ac34e60d2cd427b2dec-2-690x341.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: hmoll53 on July 03, 2022, 12:28:50 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 03, 2022, 01:37:29 AM

hhhhhhhhhhalitosis

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 05, 2022, 12:24:00 PM

All your base are belong to me.

(https://i.ibb.co/T2h0w1j/59ed49b0d7aa3f78a08ecec8fcb03939320be141-2-400x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 06, 2022, 01:07:05 PM

Wow. 2013 to 2022. When will this contest end?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 06, 2022, 05:05:14 PM

Maybe when the forum ends, or when the world ends....Or... when we all end! OR if Nils wants to troll us? :P

The last post wins and this is so far the last post so I'm winning, we all can win this contest then.... until we lose, we are all losers too :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 07, 2022, 04:47:33 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 06, 2022, 05:05:14 PM

Maybe when the forum ends, or when the world ends....Or... when we all end! OR if Nils wants to troll us? :P

The last post wins and this is so far the last post so I'm winning, we all can win this contest then.... until we lose, we are all losers too :(

Yes. I think this is a never ending contest. I think even if the pianists here become great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmothers/grandfathers there will still be the 'new' sign right beside the title. I think we will never know who had won this contest because every second there is a reply.

Hahaha 😀😁😂😄

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2022, 05:19:54 AM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 07, 2022, 04:47:33 AM

Hahaha 😀😁😂😄

A-laugh a-while you can, monkey person!

(https://i.ibb.co/Stkpbcp/5e37f24d5c90f0bfe927e6b3a6fe4f12fa3fe518-2-545x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 07, 2022, 07:57:40 AM

No laughing... No being unserious...No fun...
(https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/6a01156e84bf45970c0120a610c35b970b-320wi.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lelle on July 07, 2022, 09:41:54 AM

Notice how the fun text is OVER the symbol. This means that the FUN overrides the "no" part... so actually this means that you should have FUN because it defeats the boring prohibiting rigid rules.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 07, 2022, 10:12:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 07, 2022, 05:19:54 AM

A-laugh a-while you can, monkey person!

(https://i.ibb.co/Stkpbcp/5e37f24d5c90f0bfe927e6b3a6fe4f12fa3fe518-2-545x500.jpg)

What the heck! What are you talking about? This doesn't have any connection with what I am talking about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 07, 2022, 10:12:45 AM

Quote from: lelle on July 07, 2022, 09:41:54 AM

Notice how the fun text is OVER the symbol. This means that the FUN overrides the "no" part... so actually this means that you should have FUN because it defeats the boring prohibiting rigid rules.

I agree 100%.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2022, 12:14:35 PM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 07, 2022, 10:12:06 AM

This doesn't have any connection with what I am talking about.

Yes it does.

(https://i.ibb.co/jrY0RLn/45ac5e0d91bbe4919d9c24b072759c77c8589ee8-2-626x500.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 07, 2022, 03:11:14 PM

Quote from: lelle on July 07, 2022, 09:41:54 AM

Notice how the fun text is OVER the symbol. This means that the FUN overrides the "no" part... so actually this means that you should have FUN because it defeats the boring prohibiting rigid rules.

No thinking.... Prohibition provides fun, you shall be assimilated.

Quote from: j_tour on July 07, 2022, 12:14:35 PM

Yes it does.

(https://i.ibb.co/jrY0RLn/45ac5e0d91bbe4919d9c24b072759c77c8589ee8-2-626x500.png)

No wrong translations, it says "network hole"... No holes!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2022, 06:34:39 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 07, 2022, 03:11:14 PM

No wrong translations, it says "network hole"... No holes!

Then I've been using my internet hole wrong.  It could use a good cleaning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 08, 2022, 03:15:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 07, 2022, 12:14:35 PM

Yes it does.

(https://i.ibb.co/jrY0RLn/45ac5e0d91bbe4919d9c24b072759c77c8589ee8-2-626x500.png)

What is this??? Maybe you should quit altering my comments so you could reply to what is the real thing I am talking about.  Stop deleting words when you quote.  Ok?  We good? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 08, 2022, 03:21:24 AM

This post has to have an ending badly... We don't know who won!  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 06:45:46 AM

We know who "won" but who "wins" is another matter.

Just keep playing until you fall over..... dead.
(https://c.tenor.com/kUBvwH4f8RwAAAAM/lord-vinheteiro-vinheteiro.gif)


Or until you fall apart?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CreepyLameAsianelephant-size_restricted.gif)

Whatever fuels your desire.
(https://j.gifs.com/2voGkW.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 08, 2022, 07:43:56 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 06:45:46 AM

We know who "won" but who "wins" is another matter.

Just keep playing until you fall over..... dead.
(https://c.tenor.com/kUBvwH4f8RwAAAAM/lord-vinheteiro-vinheteiro.gif)


Or until you fall apart?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CreepyLameAsianelephant-size_restricted.gif)

Whatever fuels your desire.
(https://j.gifs.com/2voGkW.gif)

😂😂😂

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2022, 11:27:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 06:45:46 AM

We know who "won" but who "wins" is another matter.

That's known.  I win.

Internet hole loses.
(https://i.ibb.co/q1N4XVM/ac31de6961318223e8a48cf29907f26e1167deaf-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 01:14:38 PM

You! Back in your hole.... under a rock and a hard place.

Quote from: leigh anne on July 08, 2022, 07:43:56 AM

😂😂😂

No laughing, serious thread is serious!! Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2022, 02:56:38 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 01:14:38 PM

You! Back in your hole.... under a rock and a hard place.

But I don't understand.  How does even make sense, lol what?

(https://i.ibb.co/GdtwcnP/FVy-QKi-EWQAEXM1q.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 08, 2022, 03:06:09 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 01:14:38 PM

No laughing, serious thread is serious!! Lol

You say no laughing, serious thread is serious. But how come you say 'LOL'? Which literally means laugh out loud?? Wow you are funny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 05:52:08 PM

No sarcasm zone! :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 06:16:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 08, 2022, 02:56:38 PM

But I don't understand.  How does even make sense, lol what?

You can make sense and dollars if you put your mind to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2022, 06:54:22 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 06:16:11 PM

You can make sense and dollars if you put your mind to it.

How is this so-called "mind" related to anything I've been saying? 

I had a mind once but it was telling me things, so I had it removed.

(https://i.ibb.co/QKQnf40/tumblr-o16n2k-Blp-X1ta3qyvo1-1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 09, 2022, 09:39:32 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 01:14:38 PM

No laughing, serious thread is serious!! Lol

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 08, 2022, 05:52:08 PM

No sarcasm zone! :P

Why are there so many restrictions where the whole point in this game is Last Post Wins?!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2022, 09:47:20 AM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 09, 2022, 09:39:32 AM

Why are there so many restrictions

There are not.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 09, 2022, 02:49:21 PM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 09, 2022, 09:39:32 AM

Why are there so many restrictions where the whole point in this game is Last Post Wins?!

No complaining.... no listening.... no obedience! No posting, no trying to win.

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2022, 09:47:20 AM

There are not.

(https://i.ibb.co/C6J7JM1/9aaac2e3871a72bd80561237497471eb084de2be.gif)

No cake. No helping. No wearing red leather.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 10, 2022, 04:11:13 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 09, 2022, 02:49:21 PM

No complaining.... no listening.... no obedience! No posting, no trying to win.
No cake. No helping. No wearing red leather.

What about the fork?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 10, 2022, 05:26:44 AM

Fork was thrown away, no forking forks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 10, 2022, 10:55:55 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 10, 2022, 05:26:44 AM

no forking forks.

There is no fork.  There is only Elton Shatner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 10, 2022, 02:06:56 PM

Bah smelly smoke. It's in sense to buy incense in cents.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 10, 2022, 04:53:48 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 01:38:41 AM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 10, 2022, 04:53:48 PM

;D

Go brush your teeth

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 03:41:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 01:38:41 AM

Go brush your teeth

Saying the word "Go" or "brush" or "your" or "teeth" is not allowed in here. Basically you just broke a rule. 4 rules actually.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 09:39:45 AM

No reading zone, or breathing. No copying my prohibition posts, no disrespecting copyright.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 11:30:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 09:39:45 AM

No reading zone, or breathing. No copying my prohibition posts, no disrespecting copyright.

Hah! Is this still about Last Post Wins or is it a not-allowed-everything game now?

Btw you said no obedience

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 09, 2022, 02:49:21 PM

no obedience!

So I ain't following you!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 11, 2022, 11:36:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 10, 2022, 02:06:56 PM

It's in sense to buy incense in cents.

But how does what you said relate to anything at all?  What is even the point?  I don't understand!  I'm a weenie!

You're not winning the thread, though.  I can't have that.  You lose, sir!  Good day!

(https://i.ibb.co/QMRtzKw/87396f7eea77d53e21711bdd4ef97279bdf2595c.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 11:39:27 AM

I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 12:21:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2022, 11:36:57 AM

But how does what you said relate to anything at all?  What is even the point?  I don't understand!  I'm a weenie!

You're not winning the thread, though.  I can't have that.  You lose, sir!  Good day!

(https://i.ibb.co/QMRtzKw/87396f7eea77d53e21711bdd4ef97279bdf2595c.gif)

You know,  they are over talking about that.  We moved on to another topic but you are still there.  Move on! Just like what they said, don't dwell on the past.  Unless you want to die and be a ghost stuck in Yesterday, 2:06 pm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 12:25:00 PM

lostinidlewonder can you please restrict posting GIF's too?  Someone here is posting to much if it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 01:59:56 PM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 12:25:00 PM

lostinidlewonder can you please restrict posting GIF's too?  Someome here is posting to much if it.

Yes I have disabled gifs on the website now so Someome can never do it again. Damn Someome, so you owe me!! Big time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 02:06:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 11, 2022, 11:36:57 AM

But how does what you said relate to anything at all?  What is even the point?  I don't understand!  I'm a weenie!

It relates to smoke which has no point since it is rather gaseous. It's then in sense to buy incense instead and in cents to keep your pockets light... can run faster without making noise, the people won't point, that's a point to avoid a point at least.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 11, 2022, 04:28:04 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 01:59:56 PM

Yes I have disabled gifs on the website now so Someome can never do it again. Damn Someome, so you owe me!! Big time.

Thanks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 05:36:39 PM

No gratitude zone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 12, 2022, 05:16:12 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 11, 2022, 05:36:39 PM

No gratitude zone.

Good, because as a sociopath-in-training, I have none.

(https://i.ibb.co/xM5f1Vm/a6c3790920bc840fc372ea0097d0201030563d30.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 12:52:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 12, 2022, 05:16:12 PM

Good....

Showing appreciation is disobeying the no gratitude zone! Your disobedience is welcoming, so stop it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2022, 03:35:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 12:52:11 AM

Showing appreciation is disobeying the no gratitude zone!

I show no appreciation!  Ever!  I was merely remarking how convenient your edict is for me.  Purely self-serving on my part! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 03:39:58 AM

Good! I like self serve buffets.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 13, 2022, 04:28:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 12, 2022, 05:16:12 PM

Good, because as a sociopath-in-training, I have none.

(https://i.ibb.co/xM5f1Vm/a6c3790920bc840fc372ea0097d0201030563d30.gif)

I knew it! You're insane! You will definetly have high scores as a sociapath-in-training.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 13, 2022, 04:28:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 03:39:58 AM

Good! I like self serve buffets.

You know who was a big fan of self serve buffets?  Sxrxbji, of course!

I propose a discussion of the merits of his music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 13, 2022, 04:29:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 12, 2022, 05:16:12 PM

Good, because as a sociopath-in-training, I have none.

(https://i.ibb.co/xM5f1Vm/a6c3790920bc840fc372ea0097d0201030563d30.gif)

No GIFs!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 06:23:58 AM

Quote from: leigh anne on July 13, 2022, 04:29:26 AM

No GIFs!!!!

It's only disabled for "Someome" lo0ol.

Quote from: j_tour on July 13, 2022, 04:28:57 AM

You know who was a big fan of self serve buffets?  Sxrxbji, of course!

I propose a discussion of the merits of his music.

Would be interesting to watch a dead man eat... or be eaten.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: leigh anne on July 13, 2022, 06:40:21 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 06:23:58 AM

It's only disabled for "Someome" lo0ol.

Oh god I am NEVER EVER going to participate in this post ever again.

Adiós!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 09:26:01 AM

Lies!

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Post by: j_tour on July 14, 2022, 01:23:28 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 13, 2022, 09:26:01 AM

Lies!

So cynical. What you people call "lies," I call "love."

At least that child won't be winning anything.

Except a rousing Sorabji concert, of course.

Seems like the type.

(https://i.ibb.co/HGJtxBr/790fbd8c89dd605c73751957f05a300534e158ca.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 14, 2022, 03:59:27 PM

I have all the right to a supine or prone position that of which would certainly help with certain types of concerts of the boring nature.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 15, 2022, 06:01:57 PM

Oh I win.... over myself.... So much winning. Double win.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2022, 11:29:52 AM

Triple? Here's going for a record :) PP will be pleased.

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Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2022, 08:30:49 PM

I guess you'll just have to go on beating yourself, then!

I mean, not now, because you lost.  It's right in your username!

Take the hint!  Give up!

(https://i.ibb.co/nzQ61mJ/FWGJhpr-UIAAq-Bqe.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 17, 2022, 01:55:13 AM

I' won't giv'e u'p becaus'e I' pushe'd th'e sno'w bal'l dow'n th'e hil'l.

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Post by: j_tour on July 17, 2022, 11:51:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 17, 2022, 01:55:13 AM

I' won't giv'e u'p becaus'e I' pushe'd th'e sno'w bal'l dow'n th'e hil'l.

Ve haf vays of makink you despair and to have great mournink for your loss!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 18, 2022, 12:55:26 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 16, 2022, 11:29:52 AM

Triple? Here's going for a record :) PP will be pleased.

(https://scriptoriumdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/16da4f863da25c013fbf449b6c67f177d026b0c254ae29f7e7f999c332a729db.jpg)

Anyway, just thought i would let you all know...

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 18, 2022, 12:57:08 PM

Welcome Bach
(https://i.imgflip.com/1ukd4n.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2022, 02:14:49 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/SVP9TgQ/FUl-L-g-WIAIBb-Cj.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2022, 04:55:42 AM

I KNEW angry birds was a rip off.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2022, 08:28:44 AM

Ahh the 1300s, those were the days.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2022, 03:03:45 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2022, 08:28:44 AM

Ahh the 1300s, those were the days.

Is that because you could get revenge on every girl who rebuffed you, simply by yelling out loud that 'she's a witch???'

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 19, 2022, 04:31:32 PM

Nyce! Cǒnnen yǒu uhs Middel Engle sprēce? lol. (Yes lol was used back then..... LOL!)

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Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2022, 09:53:08 PM

What's all this language stuff?  Where are the GIFs?

Mais or t'estuet primes aler
parmi Enfer a moy parler
el champ as bons ou je convers.

Don't make me get into l'ancien français or the Renaissance French of the XVIème.

Because I will!

Winning!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2022, 12:08:47 AM

You know what - it's getting harder and harder to find good gifs because lots of websites are transforming them into mp4 and mpv's or flash videos, so you can't embed them.

I went looking for a couple of good ones, but none of them can be embedded. I think gifs are going to be few and seldom on this website.

Also, you can get into the French all you want, but we all know... they never won anything in their lives.

(https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/burn-meme.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2022, 12:11:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2022, 12:08:47 AM

I went looking for a couple of good ones, but none of them can be embedded. I think gifs are going to be few and seldom on this website.

Ask Bob.

(https://i.ibb.co/6r208mQ/giphy1000.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2022, 03:46:57 AM

Or ask 2 swans riding a viking boat.... going fast down a road.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2022, 05:17:27 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2022, 03:46:57 AM

Or ask 2 swans riding a viking boat.... going fast down a road.

(https://c.tenor.com/ya0DpmF0wDEAAAAd/the-office-michael-scott.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 20, 2022, 05:57:39 AM

Oh I thought that was what j_tour posted -_-

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2022, 10:18:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 20, 2022, 12:11:00 AM

Ask Bob.

Bob couldn't embed an image to save his life.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2022, 11:20:35 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5xkxwZq/84ac8a86060d30499ff86369d25b0102a8f4d256.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2022, 09:06:05 AM

See, the problem with the internet is any random moron with the slightest fleeing thought can go on twitter and prattle on about something that no one cares about... case in point:

Quote from: j_tour on July 20, 2022, 11:20:35 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5xkxwZq/84ac8a86060d30499ff86369d25b0102a8f4d256.jpg)

Your brain controls your hands, therefore you DO wash your hands. Your heart beats without you thinking about it, and you breathe without actively thinking about it - it's your autonomic system, so it does it automatically, but your hands do NOT wash each other.

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Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2022, 11:34:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2022, 09:06:05 AM

Your brain controls your hands, therefore you DO wash your hands.  The rod controls the piston-like motion.

Slow down there, Frasier Crane.

We're not all a bunch of Alfred Steinbergs here, with the fancy talk and book learning.

And how does what you said even relate to what I was saying?  And it really upsets me when you alter quotes.  I'm just a simple weenie with poor impulse control who is going to flounce out of this thread because my skull hasn't fused yet.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 21, 2022, 03:13:06 PM

You do nothing at all, you think you are your body? I laugh in your general direction and incantate "Lavate las manos!!"

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Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2022, 10:00:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 21, 2022, 03:13:06 PM

You do nothing at all, you think you are your body?

But how does that even relate to what I'm saying?  It's sort of like LOL, but then kind of not.

Actually, yes embodied consciousness as a neuroscientific approach is more than worthwhile.  It is in fact, au courant, and current scientific literature supports various tenets of this concept.

I propose a good round of Sxrxbji having.

That should be satisfying.

(https://i.ibb.co/pQdvN6x/a661ce6092775e763bcad6e10ac70ec459361822.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2022, 09:30:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2022, 11:34:15 AM

And how does what you said even relate to what I was saying?  And it really upsets me when you alter quotes.

That was just a mistake - I meant to quote the picture, but accidentally put MY text inside the quote box, instead of before it. I didn't meant to alter your quote.

I have fixed it now.

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2022, 10:00:07 PM

I propose a good round of Sxrxbji having.

(https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/portrait-angry-bossy-young-woman-frowning-shushing-front-with-shh-taboo-sign-lips-tell-keep-quiet-scolding-loud-person-standing-against-white-wall_176420-39058.jpg)

SSSSSHHHHH!!!! You'll wake 'it' up.

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Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2022, 02:11:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2022, 09:30:21 AM

That was just a mistake - I meant to quote the picture, but accidentally put MY text inside the quote box, instead of before it. I didn't meant to alter your quote.

It's a joke, moron!   ;D

I don't give a crap about that, and I knew it was a mistake. 

Read the previous posts about some little kid who got in over his or her head and flounced out.

Now fix the cigarette lighter.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2022, 03:45:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 22, 2022, 02:11:45 PM

Now fix the cigarette lighter.

*** no - Smoking is a horrific habit to have.

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Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2022, 11:14:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2022, 03:45:26 PM

*** no

You got auto-censored!  Yes you did!

Now watch your language!  This is a family-friendly environment, and we like young children here!

Go thou and sin no more!  Ite missa est.

Also, how does even what you're saying even relate to what I was talking about, y'know, like totally.  Don't you even have a TikTok or something.  I'm like OMG!

(https://i.ibb.co/c3ghDxG/yna1z.jpg)
(https://y.yarn.co/5ad46305-84d6-4e63-9c68-2b2a54cabbec_text.mp4)
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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2022, 11:48:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 22, 2022, 11:14:04 PM

Don't you even have a TikTok or something.  I'm like OMG!

Hell no, I don't touch that stuff. You think I want the Chinese to have my personal information?

I've got better things to do than watch vapid wannabe celebrities acting like fools on the internet in the hopes of being viral. I genuinely think the younger generation is doomed.

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Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2022, 12:57:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2022, 11:48:28 PM

Hell no, I don't touch that stuff. You think I want the Chinese to have my personal information?

I've got better things to do than watch vapid wannabe celebrities acting like fools on the internet in the hopes of being viral. I genuinely think the younger generation is doomed.

Say it again.

(https://i.ibb.co/c3ghDxG/yna1z.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2022, 02:07:19 AM

Hell no, I don't touch that stuff. You think I want the Chinese to have my personal information?

I've got better things to do than watch vapid wannabe celebrities acting like fools on the internet in the hopes of being viral. I genuinely think the younger generation is doomed.





I mean... What???

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Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2022, 02:45:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2022, 02:07:19 AM

I mean... What???

Say "what" again.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 23, 2022, 02:55:41 AM

He means "Do it again".

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2022, 03:24:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 23, 2022, 02:45:56 AM

Say "what" again.

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/quentin-tarantino/images/9/97/Maxresdefault-0.jpg)

WHAT?!?

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Post by: j_tour on July 24, 2022, 11:11:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2022, 03:24:06 AM

WHAT?!?

Check out the big brain on Brett.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2022, 09:51:02 AM

What makes you think I'm the pasty white guy???

I could be the black guy cowering in the corner...

(and no, I don't mean to use 'black' and 'white' as some sort of diametrically opposed racist term... we've been using the terms for ages, and most people don't actually use it in a racist way. It's only those who seem to be very sensitive who seem to take offence when none was intended in the beginning)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 26, 2022, 05:13:11 PM

Stop being racist.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2022, 10:24:45 AM

...but if you use the term without a derogatory connotation - how can it be racist???

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Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2022, 12:42:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2022, 10:24:45 AM

how can it be racist???

Only you can decide!  Look into your heart of darkness, son, and go thou and sin no more!

I'm kidding.  It's not racist at all.  And pretty sure LIIW was joshing you a bit.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2022, 01:58:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 27, 2022, 12:42:26 PM

Only you can decide!  Look into your heart of darkness, son, and go thou and sin no more!

What if you don't have one, and in its place is just a piece of dried, blackened flint???

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Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2022, 10:13:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2022, 01:58:42 PM

What if you don't have one, and in its place is just a piece of dried, blackened flint???

Excise it with a grapefruit spoon and eat of it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2022, 09:28:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 27, 2022, 10:13:17 PM

Excise it with a grapefruit spoon and eat of it.

A good host would suggest with which sauce, condiment or relish to put on said flint in order to fully enjoy it.

Be a good host. 

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Post by: j_tour on July 28, 2022, 09:41:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2022, 09:28:08 AM

Be a good host.

Bathe in a mixture of turpentine, unpasteurized milk, and warm mammal blood from a fresh kill.

I have some prepared.  Step this way, sir. 

You may disrobe now.  Discretion is our policy.

Would you like the Sxrxbji now, or later, sir?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2022, 06:02:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 28, 2022, 09:41:23 PM

Bathe in a mixture of turpentine, unpasteurized milk, and warm mammal blood from a fresh kill.

I have some prepared.  Step this way, sir. 

You may disrobe now.  Discretion is our policy.

Would you like the Sxrxbji now, or later, sir?

You know what - that's such a brilliant, creative and dark answer - I'm going to give you a clap for originality.

(https://c.tenor.com/ZWopsXeO7tQAAAAd/clapping-applause.gif)

I'll order the mammal blood (I was fresh out) with unpasteurised milk, hold the Sxrxbji (it leaves a bad taste in my mouth).    ;D

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 29, 2022, 05:35:58 PM

Are they clapping for the bad taste Smith left in Rocks mouth?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2022, 12:32:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 29, 2022, 05:35:58 PM

Are they clapping for the bad taste Smith left in Rocks mouth?

Considering Chris Rock made a piss-poor crass joke about Jada Smiths hair loss - Chris Rock got what he bloody well deserved.

You mouth off about someone's woman - you deserve to get owned.

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Post by: j_tour on July 30, 2022, 04:39:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2022, 06:02:17 AM

I'll order the mammal blood (I was fresh out) with unpasteurised milk, hold the Sxrxbji (it leaves a bad taste in my mouth).

You may have it. 

Hospitality is our chief pride.

I must attend to another of our guests.
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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2022, 03:58:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 30, 2022, 04:39:08 AM

I must attend to another of our guests.
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I could make a joke based upon the gif you provided, that one of your guests needs you to pump him full of 'cream'...

...but I think that would debase this great thread of ours.

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2022, 02:21:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2022, 03:58:19 PM

...but I think that would debase this great thread of ours.

Can't have that!

Anyway, it would upset Cookie Puss.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2022, 03:47:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 31, 2022, 02:21:19 AM

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DEAR JESUS - BURN IT WITH FIRE!!! BURN IT TO HELL!!!

That is HORRIFYING!!! What evil mother-*** invented that???

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Post by: j_tour on July 31, 2022, 11:40:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 31, 2022, 03:47:13 AM

That is HORRIFYING!!!

So, you don't like Cookie Puss?

Cookie Puss likes you! 

Cookie Puss told me so!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2022, 08:45:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 31, 2022, 11:40:08 PM

So, you don't like Cookie Puss?

No... I hope Cookie Puss melts, and turns into a puddle, then a bunch of cats spend their free time licking him up off the side of the street.

(https://i.gifer.com/2qoT.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2022, 12:21:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2022, 08:45:46 AM

No... I hope Cookie Puss melts, and turns into a puddle, then a bunch of cats spend their free time licking him up off the side of the street.

That's SOP.  Everything!  Throw it on the stoop and see if the cat licks it up.

(https://i.ibb.co/LvLv4Gn/601503220cb8697e4642f001b69e56d703ce70c0.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 01, 2022, 12:43:11 PM

But what is your favorite So-rub-me piano piece or massage oil?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2022, 02:31:32 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 01, 2022, 12:21:59 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/LvLv4Gn/601503220cb8697e4642f001b69e56d703ce70c0.jpg)

Doesn't Biden have a button like that in the oval office - a lot CAN go wrong if you push it.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 01, 2022, 12:43:11 PM

But what is your favorite So-rub-me piano piece or massage oil?

Are you having fun arguing in yet another forum against a pedantic psycho? Don't torture ahinton too much... it's fun to see him care so deeply about...

Oh, who am I kidding...

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LavishFamiliarJackrabbit-max-1mb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 01, 2022, 03:25:35 PM

(https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/31/75/1543699197-funny-pictures-auto-590831.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2022, 08:51:16 AM

Maim...
Severely injure???

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1217315768867512320/ZybPofzB.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 02, 2022, 05:07:46 PM

is XXX better? or XOXO? mmmm XO sauce....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 02, 2022, 10:30:41 PM

Who doesn't like XXX!!!

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 03, 2022, 12:20:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2022, 02:31:32 PM

Doesn't Biden have a button like that in the oval office - a lot CAN go wrong if you push it.

I wouldn't know.  But I have a new gal who is not that concerned about me pushing her button the wrong way....since I do it right...but she takes a lot of advice from apparently male-menopausal, protective soy-boys in her coterie.

Conclusion?  Despise in one's heart, but publicly remain neutral or positive about people like xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and xxxxx and mxxxxxfxxxxxxxx N_____'s infantile, R-tarded "friends."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2022, 12:30:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 03, 2022, 12:20:15 AM

I wouldn't know.  But I have a new gal who is not that concerned about me pushing her button the wrong way....since I do it right...

Blow up sex-dolls are apparently very easy to please. You have fun with 'her'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 03, 2022, 05:48:41 PM

I assume you mean blowing up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 03, 2022, 08:55:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 03, 2022, 12:30:53 PM

Blow up sex-dolls are apparently very easy to please. You have fun with 'her'.

I have lots of invented girlfriends, thanks to the magic of the internet.  This one isn't a girlfriend, though.  Just a degenerate with some bad habits, like playing video poker in a nearly empty bar in the early afternoon.

You too can capture your own degenerates, by frequenting such environments!  Yes, even you!

(https://i.ibb.co/PhNTvzJ/293728238-561111202373788-6022778064157002829-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on August 03, 2022, 10:18:31 PM

Crap.  *Bob posts just in case the thread is closed.*   *...and only glances up at a few of the previous posts.*
(https://i.gifer.com/75H7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2022, 08:55:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 03, 2022, 08:55:07 PM

This one isn't a girlfriend, though.  Just a degenerate with some bad habits, like playing video poker in a nearly empty bar in the early afternoon.

Which pare of playing video poker in a bar in the afternoon is a bad thing???

Quote from: j_tour on August 03, 2022, 08:55:07 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/PhNTvzJ/293728238-561111202373788-6022778064157002829-n.jpg)

Oh wow... that is disturbing. That CAN'T be a real Facebook page... SURELY?!?

Where in the deep, dark waters of HELL do you dig this dredge up from??? I wouldn't feel safe swimming in said waters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 04, 2022, 11:12:46 AM

What's wrong with the name?

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 04, 2022, 12:03:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2022, 08:55:25 AM

Which pare of playing video poker in a bar in the afternoon is a bad thing???

Nothing, particularly.  After all, I was there playing pool and drinking after my early-morning straight job.

It's just that the people one meets can be flighty, cliquish, and eccentric.  The women will take on just about anything fresh and new to them, but won't hold to the formation in a reliable way.

These are life lessons, people!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2022, 12:31:45 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 04, 2022, 12:03:02 PM

Nothing, particularly.  After all, I was there playing pool and drinking after my early-morning straight job.

What do you mean... 'straight' job? Do you have some dark, seedy non-straight job where you rebel against societys norms and their laws.

What do you do? Sell used organs, fake rolex's, used panties?
Are you making meth, crack, horse testosterone?

I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 05, 2022, 01:11:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2022, 12:31:45 PM

What do you do? Sell used organs, fake rolex's, used panties?
Are you making meth, crack, horse testosterone?

I sell body fluids on the side.

The straight job is just standing on the corner, not doing nothing, officer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 06, 2022, 01:32:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 05, 2022, 01:11:57 PM

I sell body fluids on the side.

GREAT... I've been searching on eBay for a jar of tears for so long and found NOTHING...

Glad to hear there's someone out there with a healthy supply.

Oh, apparently God also has a plentiful supply - which seems a little creepy.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YAVCsFCL2CM/Vs92wQnroHI/AAAAAAAACRg/QlJ0hzhQs0w/s1600/god-collects-your-tears-psalm-56-8-daily-quotes-sayings-pictures.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2022, 11:52:20 AM

God ain't here no more.  On this corner I'm the man.

You got some tears need collecting?  You go talk to Charlene over there.  Ask her for a forty dollar special.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 06, 2022, 12:44:12 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/AqDQXMOsNd4AAAAd/let-me-taste-your-tears-scott-cartman.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 06, 2022, 10:59:10 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/sFGG8yc/a8cd361534027848862cba7c5aae70cf9a8cfa35.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 01:01:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2022, 11:52:20 AM

God ain't here no more.  On this corner I'm the man.

That's sexist.

Quote from: j_tour on August 06, 2022, 11:52:20 AM

You got some tears need collecting?  You go talk to Charlene over there.  Ask her for a forty dollar special.

What happens if you only have $13... and a button?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 07, 2022, 03:20:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 01:01:03 AM

What happens if you only have $13... and a button?

You want a half special?  Hey, man, I dig!

Go over and talk to Shorty Slim.  She's one of my main gals. 

Yeah!

No rough stuff, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2022, 08:03:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 01:01:03 AM

What happens if you only have $13... and a button?

An enamel & 18K gold cuff button between 1819 and 1838?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 10:09:43 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2022, 08:03:55 AM

An enamel & 18K gold cuff button between 1819 and 1838?

Erm... sure...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2022, 10:36:11 AM

Soooow muck mongey.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 02:22:49 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2022, 10:36:11 AM

Soooow muck mongey.

I don't even know where to being... ahh, you know screw it...

(https://i.ibb.co/0Dvdpqn/test.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2022, 02:47:40 PM

Maybe: Sooh maht mun ney
https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/483326-so-much-money

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 10:23:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 07, 2022, 02:47:40 PM

https://www.101soundboards.com/sounds/483326-so-much-money

Like a prostitute who probably has an STD... I ain't touching that link.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 07, 2022, 11:32:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 10:23:07 PM

I ain't touching that link.

Touch it! 

Do it!

Touch the link!

(https://i.ibb.co/QYnwPnX/R.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 08, 2022, 02:53:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 07, 2022, 10:23:07 PM

Like a prostitute who probably has an STD... I ain't touching that link.

You don't touch it, you click it, you don't need to stick anything into it either. It is ok you can be paranoid about the outside it is called Agoraphobia. Your computer should have a prophylactic always on in any case, unless you are using old fashioned sheep guts you shouldn't ever have anything to worry about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2022, 08:47:22 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 08, 2022, 02:53:49 AM

It is ok you can be paranoid about the outside it is called Agoraphobia.

Oh, I have no fear of the outside world. What I fear is knowing that you've probably visited all the deepest, darkest part of the internet and have seen things no human should ever have to endure...

...those parts I would rather stay AWAY from my psyche and my sanity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 08, 2022, 11:52:20 AM

And when you're down here with me... YOU'LL FLOAT TOO!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2022, 02:15:08 PM

No offense, but while Tim Curry was pretty good as Pennywise...

...Bill Skarsgard was the EMBODIMENT of Pennywise.

I can never go back to seeing the original It... it looks bad in comparison.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 08, 2022, 03:30:24 PM

I think the opening scene posted above from the original is much better than the newer version, the newer one is a bit shitty. There's also that 30 years of technology aspect of it between the movies too. 12 million USD budget vs $40 million which is like 2x the amount with inflation taken into consideration too. I admit the older version feels dated but has some real memorable scenes and scarier ones too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 08, 2022, 10:21:14 PM

For me, Stephen Curry didn't really take the sadistic nature of Pennywise to the extreme, Bill did.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjIzNDg2MDY2M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNjI1NzMzMzI@._V1_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2022, 01:00:40 AM

I require Sxrxbjx!

My fingers and face are aflame with expectation of that lurid spectacle.

(https://i.ibb.co/yWQDZxZ/96aaeb61441fc73a85ef77f81088f27265501978.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 09, 2022, 02:56:11 AM

Here is a recent performance that was amazing

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2022, 10:20:12 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 09, 2022, 02:56:11 AM

I'll give him credit - he put 'stupid' on the thumbnail and it was indeed stupid. He lived up to expectations...

...but it wasn't funny or clever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2022, 11:51:07 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/F6H95Qj/FSRh-Pj-MUYAEFimj.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2022, 02:05:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 09, 2022, 11:51:07 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/F6H95Qj/FSRh-Pj-MUYAEFimj.png)

Some context would be nice in regards to that quote... I'm having trouble processing it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2022, 11:51:00 AM

It's an old fashioned ideology, the "finger ring" business.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 10, 2022, 01:24:20 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2022, 11:51:00 AM

It's an old fashioned ideology, the "finger ring" business.

Well, that's just darling.  My interpretation is a bit different, but yours is family friendly!

But it could be a pun:  finger-ring, fingering.

And "fingering" refers to keyboard instruments, with special reference to the size of Bach's family, and nothing else.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2022, 01:57:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 10, 2022, 01:24:20 PM

Well, that's just darling.  My interpretation is a bit different, but yours is family friendly!

But it could be a pun:  finger-ring, fingering.

And "fingering" refers to keyboard instruments, with special reference to the size of Bach's family, and nothing else.

It's both fascinating... and scary to think how your mind works.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2022, 02:22:41 PM

Bach did practice fingering with his cousin, he knew good fingering with the organ that's for sure.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 10, 2022, 06:24:34 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2022, 02:22:41 PM

Bach did practice fingering with his cousin, he knew good fingering with the organ that's for sure.

That is correct.  The organs of Bach's day may have lacked in size, but the deft touch required to secure satisfying results from the empty, tightly packed caverns of the churches was in possession of very few.

When played correctly, dense liquid streamed from the audience. 

Tears of joy, naturally.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2022, 10:26:54 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 10, 2022, 02:22:41 PM

Oh dear god - I'll admit, the first season of Family Guy was pretty clever, then it devolved into low brow, juvenile toilet humour REALLY FAST!!!

Never liked the series after season 2.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 11, 2022, 11:41:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2022, 10:26:54 PM

Never liked the series after season 2.

Well, I personally much prefer Debussy.

A child can begin with Debussy and end an old man chasing Debussy's chaste, but fluid music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2022, 01:39:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 11, 2022, 11:41:26 AM

Well, I personally much prefer Debussy.

A lot of 'great' music is a bunch of shite...

The above is a piece of Schytte...

[Wordplay is fun]    ;D

On the offhand you haven't heard this beautiful concerto - I HIGHLY recommend it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2022, 11:21:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 11, 2022, 01:39:52 PM

On the offhand you haven't heard this beautiful concerto - I HIGHLY recommend it.

OK.

But I'm really trying to get into Debussy, so I don't have a lot of extra energy.  Chasing Debussy takes some effort.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2022, 01:10:07 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2022, 11:21:46 AM

But I'm really trying to get into Debussy, so I don't have a lot of extra energy.  Chasing Debussy takes some effort.

You know there's more to a woman than just Debussy...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2022, 10:20:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2022, 01:10:07 PM

You know there's more to a woman than just Debussy...

Winter love is as cold as ice, but tears melt away all frost.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2022, 10:23:43 PM

I wouldn't know.

This woman is really making me work for it, and I fyel zo unsetisfyed.  I get it, she doesn't want a relationship, nor do I, but she's got to give me a little something to keep me interested.

Summer love is so precious!

Dammit!  I did a Bob!

Posting is hard! 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2022, 12:43:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2022, 10:23:43 PM

This woman is really making me work for it, and I fyel zo unsetisfyed.  I get it, she doesn't want a relationship, nor do I, but she's got to give me a little something to keep me interested.

Is she russian... or is your keyboard broken?

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2022, 10:23:43 PM

Dammit!  I did a Bob!

Posting is hard!

If you find it hard... I'm happy to take over for you. You sit back, relax and I'll win the thread keep typing for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2022, 05:08:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2022, 12:43:10 AM

Is she russian... or is your keyboard broken?

If you find it hard... I'm happy to take over for you. You sit back, relax and I'll win the thread keep typing for you.

You want to take the stick?

Son, you ain't got the stuff.  Not the right stuff

Lock it up and lick it, police ma'am.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2022, 06:06:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 13, 2022, 05:08:13 AM

You want to take the stick?

I'm a great driver... so yeah, I'll happily take the stick, not that you find many manual cars these days. Speaking of Manual... here's Manuel:

Great song to get you pumped in the morning traffic.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 13, 2022, 12:31:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2022, 06:06:06 AM

Great song to get you pumped in the morning traffic.

Gear acquisition syndrome?




(https://i.ibb.co/2yFm91R/22e13a0ebc6422a05e75632d4a6f6b7b7a4bad9a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2022, 01:50:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 13, 2022, 12:31:50 PM

[ size=1pt ][ /size ]

Did you forget to write something??? Seems like you were going to try and sneak something in your quote...

Also, I am very adept at using my stick. No problems here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2022, 12:18:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2022, 01:50:20 AM

Did you forget to write something??? Seems like you were going to try and sneak something in your quote...

It's an illusion.  And an allusion to "sticks" that have a size of 1 point.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2022, 02:10:40 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 14, 2022, 12:18:50 PM

It's an illusion.  And an allusion to "sticks" that have a size of 1 point.

That's okay - modern medicine has progressed rather well in the last few decades. I'm sure they can get your '1 point stick' back to a regular 8 - 10 points in no time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2022, 12:06:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2022, 02:10:40 PM

That's okay - modern medicine has progressed rather well in the last few decades. I'm sure they can get your '1 point stick' back to a regular 8 - 10 points in no time.

I'm calling it eight. 

To keep this thread informative, when shooting dice, throwing eight the hard way is called "lady's best friend," similar to how eleven is called "yo 'leven" and so forth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2022, 02:01:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2022, 12:06:40 PM

I'm calling it eight. 

I was talking about inches... not millimetres. There's still some use for the imperial system of measurement.

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2022, 12:06:40 PM

To keep this thread informative, when shooting dice, throwing eight the hard way is called "lady's best friend," similar to how eleven is called "yo 'leven" and so forth.

That's very handy if I ever accidentally fall into a time machine and land back in the 1950's.

(https://emojipedia-us.s3.dualstack.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/thumbs/160/apple/114/face-with-rolling-eyes_1f644.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 16, 2022, 05:13:59 PM

I wonder what happened to 12inchpianist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2022, 07:54:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2022, 02:01:14 PM

There's still some use for the imperial system of measurement.

You ought to know:  you poms invented it.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2022, 02:01:14 PM

That's very handy if I ever accidentally fall into a time machine and land back in the 1950's.

Right, sure.  Nobody shoots dice anymore. 

And I suppose you've never hopped a freight train and secured your bindle while steering clear of the Pinkerton detectives.

I shoot dice all the time, and this is not the 1950s, nor am I even fifty years old.  Hell, some young kid in his twenties at work was running his mouth off about shooting craps at an Indian casino.

It's a brave new world, son.  Embrace it!  Go ahead and get some!  Don't be shy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2022, 10:16:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2022, 07:54:36 PM

You ought to know:  you poms invented it.

Except I'm Scottish, but nice try.

Quote from: j_tour on August 16, 2022, 07:54:36 PM

Right, sure.  Nobody shoots dice anymore. 

And I suppose you've never hopped a freight train and secured your bindle while steering clear of the Pinkerton detectives.

I shoot dice all the time, and this is not the 1950s, nor am I even fifty years old.  Hell, some young kid in his twenties at work was running his mouth off about shooting craps at an Indian casino.

It's a brave new world, son.  Embrace it!  Go ahead and get some!  Don't be shy!

Really? You don't sound 50... you sound 80. I thought the Pinkerton detectives were late 1800's/early 1900's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2022, 12:07:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2022, 10:16:06 PM

Really? You don't sound 50... you sound 80. I thought the Pinkerton detectives were late 1800's/early 1900's.

I'm not 50, fool! 

108 years young! 

Also, vampire with a rocket car, jet pack, and pimping large on the street!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 18, 2022, 07:11:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2022, 12:07:45 AM

108 years young! 

Are you also 400 pounds thin? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2022, 10:30:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2022, 12:07:45 AM

I'm not 50, fool! 

108 years young! 

That explains a lot...

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 18, 2022, 07:11:03 AM

Are you also 400 pounds thin?

On that subject - here's a guy who could solve all the worlds problems if he was allowed the chance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2022, 08:15:10 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 18, 2022, 07:11:03 AM

Are you also 400 pounds thin?

I wish!  What do you take me for?  Some anemic, heroin-chic, cocaine-addled supermodel?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 18, 2022, 10:16:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2022, 08:15:10 PM

I wish!  What do you take me for?  Some anemic, heroin-chic, cocaine-addled supermodel?

(https://c.tenor.com/DqlHEeOCfmoAAAAC/yes-yeah.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 19, 2022, 11:34:59 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/9q49QKB/62fa5693f9139b8b31f40bbecf73da5fdc1cedae.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2022, 01:47:10 PM

(https://s3.memeshappen.com/memes/keep-talking-you39re-in-for-one-39hell39-of-a-surprise-meme-21239.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 19, 2022, 04:34:53 PM

Ricky Gervais can be quite funny and not, I enjoyed his After Life.

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2022, 08:15:10 PM

I wish!  What do you take me for?  Some anemic, heroin-chic, cocaine-addled supermodel?

Oh you have the thinner curse.

(https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/thinnercurse-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2022, 11:34:17 PM

It helps sheds those kilos like you wouldn't believe. I eat what I want, drink what I want and I don't gain a pound.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 20, 2022, 07:09:17 AM

You fools!  What are you doing in my thread?

No!  Get out, you yanqui devils!

(https://i.ibb.co/ncCLtqL/grumpy-harvey-cat-0e6603bbfa244c7aad7f050c4d2f01c3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2022, 02:54:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 20, 2022, 07:09:17 AM

You fools!  What are you doing in my thread?

YOUR THREAD??? I believe I've posted far more posts in this thread than you have... so it's now MY THREAD!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 20, 2022, 03:30:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2022, 02:54:41 PM

YOUR THREAD??? I believe I've posted far more posts in this thread than you have... so it's now MY THREAD!!!

That's hilarious.

p_p is having a medical emergency.  A real brainstormer.

It's my thread now, sucka.

(https://i.ibb.co/jRn1zpg/1953242cf13356e2cf75bcace08c36743f55a78b-2-690x478.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2022, 01:53:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 20, 2022, 03:30:37 PM

It's my thread now, sucka.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/55184016/wanna-bet-pregnant dog.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2022, 03:41:38 AM

With all due respect, small as it may be, piss off, yank!

I'm the man on this street now, son!  My pimp hand getting stronger by the minute!


(https://i.ibb.co/FgYMrG1/ef8629b509a36f00345a6d4ceb9821daf9fa5e37.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2022, 11:07:21 AM

Your pimp hand couldn't smack sense into a smack head. I own this damn thread. I dominate everyone who dares to challenge me and I have the longest winning streak, a win from the future and the QUICKEST win (less than 30 seconds after the previous post).

You all got nothing on me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 21, 2022, 12:48:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 21, 2022, 11:07:21 AM

Your pimp hand couldn't smack sense into a smack head. I own this damn thread. I dominate everyone who dares to challenge me and I have the longest winning streak, a win from the future and the QUICKEST win (less than 30 seconds after the previous post).

You all got nothing on me.

I raise you 7+ month win length, here's a tissue for the leakage :P
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg558380#msg558380

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2022, 01:40:42 PM

Yes, p_p definitely needs a towel or something with which to clean himself. 

The leakage might leave a damp stain, so clean that too.

(https://i.ibb.co/5TXL6w4/960130870.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 12:01:15 AM

I don't care - I have a post from the year 2,000,000,000, so 7 months in comparison is PIDDLY!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/MV9QjMB/Forever-winning.jpg)

Read it and weep. I believe the above is the equivalent of having a Royal flush... and you only have three of a kind.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 22, 2022, 02:42:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 12:01:15 AM

the above is the equivalent of having a Royal flush... and you only have three of a kind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2022, 03:30:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 12:01:15 AM

Read it and weep. I believe the above is the equivalent of having a Royal flush... and you only have three of a kind.

Well mine is based in reality, if we want to introduce fantasy then you win lo0ol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 05:09:32 AM

Read the timestamp...

I win.

You're just jealous that you didn't think of it first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2022, 05:36:02 AM

I put you directly in jail for fraud, do not pass Go, do not collect $200. I wonder what j_tour has to say about community chests?

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monopoly/images/b/b5/Go_to_Jail.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 02:32:26 PM

Screw you - I'm collecting my *** money.

(https://anff-q.org.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Cash-1200x1200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 22, 2022, 08:53:02 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 22, 2022, 05:36:02 AM

I wonder what j_tour has to say about community chests?

I have ONE thing to say about so-called "community" chests.

Isn't such a thing.  They all belong to me.  The healthy, ample ones, of course.  Preferably with a pinkish hue.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 10:27:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 22, 2022, 08:53:02 PM

I have ONE thing to say about so-called "community" chests.

Isn't such a thing.  They all belong to me.

Your inevitable defeat in due time will taste like the sweetest wine.

I still got my $200. I wonder what I'm going to buy with it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2022, 02:44:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2022, 10:27:02 PM

I still got my $200. I wonder what I'm going to buy with it?

Sorabji scores?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ranjit on August 24, 2022, 08:03:04 AM

.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2022, 11:45:51 AM

You all want to score some Sxrxbjx?

All right, my man.  You see that cat standing over by the schwarma shop looking at his phone?

His name Li'l H. 

You tell him JT sent you over to pick up two bills of S.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2022, 01:34:54 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2022, 02:44:05 AM

Sorabji scores?

Please... I'm looking to buy something WORTHWHILE with the money. If I wanted to piss it all away, I'd order $200 worth of beer... and... literally piss it away.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2022, 08:45:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2022, 01:34:54 PM

and... literally piss it away.    ;D

There's always "Tchaikovsky."   "He" wrote lots of tepid "music" for little people.

Or you could join the Industrial Workers of the World and get a neat circular every month or whenever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2022, 09:49:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 25, 2022, 08:45:31 AM

Or you could join the Industrial Workers of the World and get a neat circular every month or whenever.

I could join millions of Americans and get myself a subscription to:

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61kGhJyAzoL.jpg)

Given how the world is going to hell, seems like one of those could be handy very soon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 25, 2022, 10:50:18 AM

Yes you can throw the magazines at crazy people and attempt to cause paper cuts, or at least get the corner of the mag to hit them in the eye.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2022, 12:33:50 PM

Have you seen 'They Boys'? Fantastic bloody show. Can't believe they have a psychokinetic GERBIL!!!

*** hilarious. Most irreverent thing I've seen in a long while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2022, 12:39:42 AM

You people have Sorabji taste.

Should be ashamed of yourselves.

Also, Bob.  Where is Bob? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2022, 07:22:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 26, 2022, 12:39:42 AM

You people have Sorabji taste.

SSSSSHHHHH, you're not meant to say it out loud.

(https://c.tenor.com/fCtK-bfJ3FwAAAAd/you-may-never-speak-a-word-of-this-lyle-anderson.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2022, 05:00:01 PM

j_tour died lol.

(https://img.wattpad.com/a98f09b0a99174f09c4ac70374b9d9a68611febd/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f76665172654576784a79306f53773d3d2d3131372e313534303938646465626535353931623336323537313531393638392e676966)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2022, 10:09:49 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2022, 05:00:01 PM

j_tour died lol.

And then there were 2...





1 who will inevitably win, and some sucker named lostinidlewonder.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2022, 01:44:49 AM

ahh but I am beyond this game since I am the one who rolled the snowball down the hill, whoever it splats into doesn't matter to me  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2022, 08:49:26 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 30, 2022, 01:44:49 AM

ahh but I am beyond this game since I am the one who rolled the snowball down the hill, whoever it splats into doesn't matter to me  ;D

Well... it won't be me.

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Giant_Snowball.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 30, 2022, 02:02:32 PM

Just was drying my hair.

(https://i.ibb.co/FX2HWQC/32.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2022, 10:04:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 30, 2022, 02:02:32 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/FX2HWQC/32.jpg)

What in the holy hell *** is that??? That surely can't be real.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 31, 2022, 10:12:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2022, 10:04:43 PM

What in the holy hell *** is that??? That surely can't be real.

Oh.  Did I say "drying my hair"?  I meant someody else's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2022, 10:24:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 31, 2022, 10:12:52 PM

Oh.  Did I say "drying my hair"?  I meant someody else's.

And were they aware you were drying their hair? Did you have their permission - do you have it in writing?

Or was it one of those moments where you're caught in the ladies bedroom blowing on their hair as they sleep, until they wake up and punch you in the face, screaming 'get the f*** out of my building you creep'???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2022, 08:37:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2022, 10:24:31 AM

And were they aware you were drying their hair? Did you have their permission - do you have it in writing?

Or was it one of those moments where you're caught in the ladies bedroom blowing on their hair as they sleep, until they wake up and punch you in the face, screaming 'get the f*** out of my building you creep'???

Yes.

(https://i.ibb.co/89XNMXK/54162.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2022, 10:04:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 01, 2022, 08:37:18 PM

Yes.

(https://i.ibb.co/89XNMXK/54162.jpg)

(https://c.tenor.com/RepOeb_fekEAAAAC/okay-cool.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 02, 2022, 05:40:50 PM

Is it?

(https://i.ibb.co/G3cbqGm/ba9a3a829db0d92c7c6f614f28fcd8374886ebec-2-380x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2022, 05:41:03 PM

Stop sitting at the piano wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 02, 2022, 05:42:04 PM

lol j_tour you win the prize for shortest lived win, 13 seconds ahha

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2022, 11:42:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 02, 2022, 05:40:50 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/G3cbqGm/ba9a3a829db0d92c7c6f614f28fcd8374886ebec-2-380x500.jpg)

OH WOW - I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.

Also, J_Tour has had that prize for over a year and a half now, and it was a LOT smaller than 13 seconds.

(https://i.ibb.co/cvK910G/A-lot-can-happen-in-6-seconds.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 03, 2022, 12:27:37 AM

Whatever you say.  I know lady's best friend, fool.

(https://i.ibb.co/wYfm1zQ/played-craps-on-corners-where-the-ogs-slang-at-45767763.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 03, 2022, 01:19:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2022, 11:42:11 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/cvK910G/A-lot-can-happen-in-6-seconds.jpg)

When did you get out of jail??? Get back in there fraudster!!

At least this 13 seconds wasn't intended, not trying hard like some people haha


.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2022, 11:42:11 PM

.... it was a LOT smaller than 13 seconds.

That's what she said....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2022, 01:11:32 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 03, 2022, 01:19:55 AM

At least this 13 seconds wasn't intended, not trying hard like some people haha

You're just jealous that I hold the record for quickest reply.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/26uf0lb7pXOANdre8/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 04, 2022, 03:32:00 AM

(https://img.wattpad.com/d130de52fbc7957dd161e2d1c643007cda8f922a/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f495670636b7a58354c3448696d773d3d2d3332323534313336302e313437646266636334376130653035663737353234363737323738322e676966)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2022, 10:20:12 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 04, 2022, 03:32:00 AM

(https://img.wattpad.com/d130de52fbc7957dd161e2d1c643007cda8f922a/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f495670636b7a58354c3448696d773d3d2d3332323534313336302e313437646266636334376130653035663737353234363737323738322e676966)

That does not look like the face of a winner...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2022, 02:24:56 AM

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7qDR096APZAPfS0M/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b9520464da20a79e88bc5f93cd38b93ac435a9e031f4&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)
This doesn't look like the clap of a winner.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2022, 09:20:09 AM

That's because I didn't clap. You didn't deserve it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2022, 11:33:06 AM

You both have the clap, you disease-riddled Charlie Sheens.

(https://i.ibb.co/QFnMYQM/1ea18f31f7f695e515ecfe288255ed5a56717414.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2022, 12:20:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2022, 09:20:09 AM

That's because I didn't clap. You didn't deserve it.

Eww don't give me the clap.

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2022, 11:33:06 AM

You both have the clap, you disease-riddled Charlie Sheens.

You can't get it twice, unless you do something really good, sometimes a standing ovation!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2022, 01:43:34 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2022, 12:20:10 PM

Eww don't give me the clap.

I'll give you credit - that was a good comeback, well done.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3ohjUQCKtnAfypszdu/giphy.gif)

And anyway, I'm sure you have gonorrhoea to deal with, and who the hell would want both at the same time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2022, 09:01:35 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2022, 12:20:10 PM

You can't get it twice, unless you do something really good, sometimes a standing ovation!

Oh, an expert!  How charming. 

(https://i.ibb.co/xS56wZ9/p30931-i-h9-ac.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2022, 10:12:43 PM

Are you sure??? These days most 'influencers' seem to be getting millions of fans, and waves of adoration just showing their tits.

I actually dread what this current generation of kids who are hooked on whatsapp, instagram etc... are going to turn out like.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 06, 2022, 12:28:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2022, 10:12:43 PM

I actually dread what this current generation of kids who are hooked on whatsapp, instagram etc... are going to turn out like.

Combination of socially inept, illiterate nerds and dweebs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2022, 01:44:45 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 06, 2022, 12:28:31 PM

Combination of socially inept, illiterate nerds and dweebs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 06, 2022, 08:37:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2022, 01:44:45 PM

Cool!  So you therefore forfeit the thread!  I win!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2022, 10:24:10 PM

I said I don't want to live on this planet anymore... but it's the only one we currently have, so I'm stuck here.

Nice try, but you're never going to win. If you were holding onto the hope that somehow I was going to be leaving the stratosphere, then you are deeply mistaken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 07, 2022, 04:56:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2022, 10:24:10 PM

I said I don't want to live on this planet anymore... but it's the only one we currently have, so I'm stuck here

(https://i.ibb.co/D752h39/9f8f3fdeed67182219a45a219cb718db34bcfc7d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2022, 10:20:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 07, 2022, 04:56:24 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/D752h39/9f8f3fdeed67182219a45a219cb718db34bcfc7d.gif)

I think J_Tour is losing it... let me help.

Look at the pretty picture...

(https://www.budgetglass.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/how-to-clean-up-broken-glass-800x480.jpg)

Feel the stress and anxiety melt away...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 08, 2022, 11:46:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 07, 2022, 10:20:58 PM

Look at the pretty picture.

(https://i.ibb.co/C7vqnv0/123c4abfcb018042675eca2238aca310bbfa8215-2-290x375.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2022, 01:50:57 PM

Why would you post that? Instead of getting a heart attack from too high a cholesterol level, why not just stab yourself in the chest?

Much quicker than heart attacks and strokes.

(https://chefoodrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/The-perfect-porridge-recipe.jpg)

This is the breakfast of champions... this is how I'm going to outlive you ALL!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 08, 2022, 09:32:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2022, 01:50:57 PM

why not just stab yourself in the chest?

I'm very proud of my broad shoulders and strong pectoral muscles.  I am not proud of your cowardice in the face of a pommie breakfast.

Here, go perform a little dance to improve your health.

(https://i.ibb.co/dkQTLNs/a6aaf25b9c7dc855be2b73a8e6be72834f54c4bc.gif)

And FYI, this is an appropriate breakfast, priced to fit any age, budget, and size.

(https://i.ibb.co/BKGhrSh/bushmills-10-year-old-whiskey-360x.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2022, 10:06:25 PM

I prefer something a little more relevant...

Plus you can't walk into work after having a half a bottle of that. Yes, I remember having to have a liquid diet when I got my braces, but damn I never touched that stuff. Thought it might rust the metal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2022, 08:51:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2022, 10:06:25 PM

Plus you can't walk into work after having a half a bottle of that.

Sure you can.  If you believe it, it's true.

(https://i.ibb.co/z6Tgx1K/302849676-186841610426334-5313624378932796849-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2022, 10:17:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 09, 2022, 08:51:07 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/z6Tgx1K/302849676-186841610426334-5313624378932796849-n.jpg)

If that's after 1 day, I dread to see what he's like after a week.

Hence, why I don't drink Whisky before work. Only on the weekends, and sometimes the night before Monday...

...and the night before Tuesday...



...and if I've had a student who for the 6th week in a row hasn't bloody well practiced her god-damn PIECES!!!

You know what... time for Whiskey.

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-07/27/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane03/sub-buzz-23489-1469648765-1.jpg)

Some fun facts about Whiskey:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/pieces-of-excellent-news-for-whiskey-drinkers

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2022, 11:04:02 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2022, 01:44:03 PM

That HAS to be the legendary voice of Sam Elliott.

I have NEVER seen this show. You have me intrigued. It's like levels upon levels of what, but at the same time, bizarrely funny... I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2022, 07:40:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2022, 01:44:03 PM

That HAS to be the legendary voice of Sam Elliott.

I have NEVER seen this show.

It is Sam Elliott. 

Robot Chicken is hilarious, pretty often.  Not every little "skit" is a winner, but most are.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2022, 12:35:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 09, 2022, 07:40:26 PM

Robot Chicken is hilarious, pretty often.  Not every little "skit" is a winner, but most are.

That's it - I gotta find these show on Netflix or something. That one was pretty bloody brilliant.

Any more gems you have from Robot Chicken?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 11, 2022, 12:55:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2022, 12:35:27 AM

That's it - I gotta find these show on Netflix or something. That one was pretty bloody brilliant.

Any more gems you have from Robot Chicken?

Yeah, lots, but it's been a bit (it's still on the air, but I have a few seasons to catch up on), so you must be content to see them as I recall them piecemeal.

No idea if they're distributed via NetFlix or AMZN Prime or whichever.  I don't actually have my TV connected, so I'm out of the loop nowadays. Most "episodes" are likely easily found via leTube, I'd guess.

I'm now on the end of an only-McCloud TV series binge.

(https://i.ibb.co/dQqmWwr/sss.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2022, 12:59:25 AM

Damnit - I just check 5 minutes ago that I was still winning, and then you sneak out from under my nose.

Also, watching TV shows like 'McCloud' is not helping your 'young and cool' image.

This is what the kids are into these days... and damn, it is quite good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 11, 2022, 03:34:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2022, 12:59:25 AM

Also, watching TV shows like 'McCloud' is not helping your 'young and cool' image

You.  Eat me.  That "young and cool" enough for you, you little scrapper?

(https://i.ibb.co/vmNK63F/6367b9a254cebebc3a91665f00c9cc04.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2022, 10:29:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 11, 2022, 03:34:23 PM

scrapper?

Not even my grandmother used that word.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 12, 2022, 11:00:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2022, 10:29:53 PM

Not even my grandmother used that word.

Pity, that, you reckless bounder!

O tempora, o mores!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2022, 08:49:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 12, 2022, 11:00:41 PM

O tempora, o mores!

(https://www.cargilfield.com/cms/resources/picture-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 13, 2022, 03:06:44 PM

There was a young man from Mauritius.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2022, 10:23:42 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 13, 2022, 03:06:44 PM

There was a young man from Mauritius.

...and??? I don't know that one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 14, 2022, 04:29:30 AM

You can enter it in google search as if I wrote it here I might get melted into a puddle by the censor haha.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2022, 10:25:48 AM

What in the bloody hell rhymes with mauritius that could be so bad???

Delicious?
Surreptitious?
Vicious?
Dishes?
Wishes?
Fishes?

I don't know if I want Google knowing my search history - it's more fun if you just tell me.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 14, 2022, 02:19:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2022, 10:25:48 AM

I don't know if I want Google knowing my search history - it's more fun if you just tell me.    ;D

I find your lack of pronoia disturbing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2022, 10:06:44 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 14, 2022, 02:19:37 PM

I find your lack of pronoia disturbing.

HEY... I found out a new word. I'm going to make it my word of the day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 17, 2022, 01:32:33 PM

Repenoia.

Semper ubi sub ubi until you do repenoia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2022, 02:32:08 PM

Jesus... it took you almost 3 days to realise you hadn't replied to this thread...

You're slipping.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 18, 2022, 04:54:53 PM

Slipping jimmy, or jimmy slip.... I guess j_tour would prefer one of those more than the other.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2022, 10:24:21 PM

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/quietus_production/images/articles/15788/dawn-planet-apes_1405597328.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2022, 02:31:59 AM

Slippin' Jimmy:  gonorrhea-free since 1995. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2022, 09:00:01 AM

Paris Hilton:

(https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2019108/rs_634x1024-191108111113-634-paris-hilton-mv-11819.jpg)

Gonorrhea free since... NO WAIT!!! Sorry, I'm getting confused between her and this broom. This broom...

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0017/4309/3837/products/01a78b18-894f-4050-a2ea-453ab328f97b_2000x.jpg)

...has been Gonorrhea free since 1995.

As for Paris? I presume that the antibiotics no longer work on her any more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2022, 09:25:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2022, 09:00:01 AM

As for Paris? I presume that the antibiotics no longer work on her any more.

Robots don't require antibiotics.  Just a soldering pencil and some fresh capacitors.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2022, 10:13:17 PM

After how many people have apparently slept with her, I doubt she's a robot.

Although, apparently the Japanese are making major strides in that area.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 20, 2022, 04:59:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2022, 10:13:17 PM

After how many people have apparently slept with her, I doubt she's a robot.

Admit it....that vacuum cleaner looks pretty good! 

So does that neighbor's pet chicken!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2022, 08:51:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 20, 2022, 04:59:15 AM

Admit it....that vacuum cleaner looks pretty good! 

So does that neighbor's pet chicken!

Not even gonna go there.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nope.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 22, 2022, 02:59:47 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2022, 05:09:14 AM

And I thought my proctologists finger was MORE than enough.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2022, 08:15:28 AM

Too bad this hotline isn't around for you two no more, you will just have to deal with your loss.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2022, 11:46:10 AM

You Americans sure are weird. We don't have crap like that - we just get shitfaced and talk to the barman about our problems, sleep it off in a ditch and wake up without our trousers, wallet and mobile.

Really puts things into perspective.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 22, 2022, 04:09:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2022, 11:46:10 AM

You Americans sure are weird.

American?? lol. You Chinese all think the same way.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2022, 10:19:43 PM

Did you even listen to the full advert - the very first line is 'what makes people all over AMERICA cry like this'???

I wasn't assuming you were American - I meant the advert was weird... and I'm not Chinese, although I LOVE me some szechuan chicken.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2022, 02:01:24 AM

I'm sure j_tour likes the taste of Chinese chicks too lo0ol. I know you are a round eye, the ad most likely isn't about people who call up having some issues in life but something else much more..... weird.... lol

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 23, 2022, 11:29:41 AM

Well, there are people who get themselves off over trees, so I can only assume there are many more weirdos out there that I'm not aware of.

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Post by: j_tour on September 24, 2022, 02:44:02 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 23, 2022, 02:01:24 AM

I'm sure j_tour likes the taste of Chinese chicks too lo0ol.

Yo, your head of state just died, so shouldn't you poms still be grieving over that dried up old bint's legacy of imperial stain?

I know I am.  With a mediocre Scotch whisky and a face full of tears.
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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2022, 03:21:21 AM

I'm originally Scottish born, so it didn't bother me. We're kind of glad - and hoping to get a second chance to become independent and join the EU again.

It was a slap in the face when the vote went like this:
Most people in Northern Ireland wanted to remain
Most people in Scotland wanted to remain
England told the rest 'screw you', we want to secede, so England got its way.

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Post by: j_tour on September 25, 2022, 03:56:22 AM

Yeah, I know, pregnant cat! 

But still, you all people of the Commonwealth have to answer for this!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2022, 11:44:57 PM

I see your cheesy picture of Bill Shatner... and I raise you...

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One terrible picture of Dolph Lundgren...

...one of the worst action actors of all time.

BEAT THAT!!!

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 26, 2022, 01:54:10 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2022, 05:09:28 AM

Yeah - he may have owned that quote in Rocky IV, but my god - he went straight to DVD for the next decade or 2 and starred in so many awful movies.

He's the Scott Adkins of the 90's.

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Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2022, 10:04:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 26, 2022, 05:09:28 AM

Yeah - he may have owned that quote in Rocky IV, but my god - he went straight to DVD for the next decade or 2 and starred in so many awful movies.

He's quadruple the man you'll ever be!

A veritable golden god!  One of the greatest Americans of recent memory!

He's also my second cousin, so watch your mouth, son!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2022, 12:48:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 26, 2022, 10:04:08 PM

A veritable golden god!  One of the greatest Americans of recent memory!

Shows how much you know him - he's SWEDISH!!!

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Post by: j_tour on September 27, 2022, 03:00:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2022, 12:48:33 AM

Shows how much you know him - he's SWEDISH!!!

Exactly.  A native-born Australian.  And one of the greatest.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2022, 07:52:25 AM

What the sh*t... what happened to the beautiful facepalm I put in my last post???

God damnit...

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Finally...

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Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 01:55:41 AM

Wasn't there something about music composed for keyboard instruments about this forum?

Oh wait, I just found under a dumpster a grand piano, can you please tell me how much it costs to make for good music with or sell?

And also, am I allowed to play some of the Chopin préludes, even if my teacher says it's wrong?

And which Beethoven is the hardest?  Asking for a friend.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2022, 04:38:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 01:55:41 AM

Wasn't there something about music composed for keyboard instruments about this forum?

Yes, but answering in those threads won't win you this entire forum thread... and it's a matter of pride.

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 01:55:41 AM

Oh wait, I just found under a dumpster a grand piano, can you please tell me how much it costs to make for good music with or sell?

Keep it - a piano in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 01:55:41 AM

And also, am I allowed to play some of the Chopin préludes, even if my teacher says it's wrong?

No... The elders of this forum got together and decided it was in our best interest not for you to play Chopin - humanity couldn't bear your rendition of it. Try some sxrxbjx.

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 01:55:41 AM

And which Beethoven is the hardest?  Asking for a friend.

His 33rd sonata was ultimately the most difficult. I think just before he died, he drank 3/5th's of whiskey and created one of the most difficult pieces on the planet. It's in 4 movements, so I believe it's called 4'33".

On the other hand - I can't believe there are shops and online music stores that CHARGE for the score of 4'33". Is that like the worlds biggest joke or what?

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Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 12:11:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2022, 04:38:10 AM

On the other hand - I can't believe there are shops and online music stores that CHARGE for the score of 4'33". Is that like the worlds biggest joke or what?

No.

My teacher says I cannot play it until I can play it slowly.

Am I allowed to play it anyway, or should I wait until my teacher says I'm ready?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2022, 12:57:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2022, 12:11:17 PM

Am I allowed to play it anyway, or should I wait until my teacher says I'm ready?

Sure... play it as fortissississimo has you want.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2022, 07:29:27 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2022, 12:57:38 AM

Sure... play it as fortissississimo has you want.    ;D

But I'm concerned because my teacher says I need to work on my dynamics and touch.

Do you think I can practice it on my own, even though my teacher says not to?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2022, 12:37:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 29, 2022, 07:29:27 PM

Do you think I can practice it on my own, even though my teacher says not to?

I ALREADY SAID YES... Play it as loud as you can.

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Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2022, 03:14:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2022, 12:37:10 AM

I ALREADY SAID YES... Play it as loud as you can.

But my teacher said I'm not ready yet.

What other songs do you think I can learn while I'm preparing to be allowed to play 4'33"?

Do you think a Bach or is that too hard?  Bach sounds really hard.  But I can play the Hammerklavier, and all of Chopin's Scherzi and Ballades.

So which Bach do you think I should play?  And will my teacher get mad at me if I play a Bach?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2022, 04:22:27 AM

Okay... this what should I play gambit is getting old.

Time for something different.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2022, 04:44:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2022, 03:14:40 AM

Bach sounds really hard.  But I can play the Hammerklavier, and all of Chopin's Scherzi and Ballades.
So which Bach do you think I should play?  And will my teacher get mad at me if I play a Bach?

Yes teacher will get mad and smack you over the Bach until your Bach bleeds and you can no longer lie on your Bach. Just don't even talk about Debussy.

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Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2022, 07:06:58 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2022, 04:44:29 PM

Just don't even talk about Debussy.

Which fingerings should I use for Debussy?

They all seem good fingerings, but is there a right one so that my teacher won't get mad at me?

Also which is the best of Debussy?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2022, 11:47:58 PM

Time for more Family Feud...

If I ever feel like I'm having a crappy day - this cheers me up.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2022, 01:52:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2022, 07:06:58 PM

Which fingerings should I use for Debussy?

Maybe try the inverted 24 glissando with the RH?

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2022, 07:06:58 PM

They all seem good fingerings, but is there a right one so that my teacher won't get mad at me?

So long you are not too rough the teacher wont get mad. You can always practice fingering with the teacher themselves, it is good training and an experienced teacher knows a lot of fingering which are quite effective!

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2022, 07:06:58 PM

Also which is the best of Debussy?
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You want young Debussy, the older Debussy is a little dry.

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Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2022, 05:37:29 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2022, 01:52:03 AM

You want young Debussy, the older Debussy is a little dry.

Is young Debussy forgiving if one hits the instrument too hard or not so delicate?

And is that older Debussy needs more knowledge with foot to use pedal?

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 02, 2022, 02:09:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 01, 2022, 05:37:29 AM

Is young Debussy forgiving if one hits the instrument too hard or not so delicate?

You should never be rough and harsh with your playing unless the Debussy calls for it.

Quote from: j_tour on October 01, 2022, 05:37:29 AM

And is that older Debussy needs more knowledge with foot to use pedal?

Too much pedal is really dangerous when dealing with older Debussy. Generally avoid old Debussy when behind the wheel, it can cause a lot of frustration and can be quite dangerous.

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Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2022, 11:36:29 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 02, 2022, 02:09:42 AM

Generally avoid old Debussy when behind the wheel, it can cause a lot of frustration and can be quite dangerous.

Old Debussy.  Poured over a single cube of ice. 

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2022, 03:30:08 PM

Ice is bad mkay?

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Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2022, 11:45:02 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 03, 2022, 03:30:08 PM

Ice is bad mkay?

It's fine.  Just use it socially!  Moderation is the key!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2022, 12:02:22 AM

Hell no - I haven't even done marijuana. Coffee and liquor is all I need.

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Post by: novelsky on October 04, 2022, 05:46:03 AM

Hi :)

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Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2022, 12:12:55 PM

Quote from: fullofcandies on October 04, 2022, 05:46:03 AM

Hi :)

Well, well, well.

Looks like there's some fish about to be fried!  Some new meat!

How you like to take it, fish?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2022, 01:06:21 PM

I like my fish steamed... this way it won't be charcoaled like some other methods of frying or cooking.

And I like my fish fresh...   

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2022, 02:19:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2022, 12:02:22 AM

Hell no - I haven't even done marijuana. Coffee and liquor is all I need.

Alcohol is clearly much worse than pot, personally I'd rather be around pot heads than alcoholics!

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Post by: j_tour on October 04, 2022, 11:16:44 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 04, 2022, 02:19:07 PM

personally I'd rather be around pot heads than alcoholics!

Yeah, such stimulating conversation among reefer addicts.  "Dude, have you ever really looked at your hands?  It's like looking into the night sky, full of stars!  If you really start thinking about it!  These mashed potatoes are totally gritty, man!  So good!"  How many great novelists preferred weed to booze?

None?

I rest my case, you hophead.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2022, 12:36:29 AM

See... Alcohol has inspired most of the great musicians, actors, writers and artists.

Not surgeons though... there don't seem to be many great drunk surgeons. Don't know why.

 ;D

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2022, 08:50:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 04, 2022, 11:16:44 PM

I rest my case, you hophead

Rest your case on your beer belly, can open and look inside without much effort.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 05, 2022, 12:36:29 AM

See... Alcohol has inspired most of the great musicians, actors, writers and artists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deaths_through_alcohol

Let's look up deaths from pot.... oh wait.... i can't find it.... hmmm

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Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2022, 11:55:47 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2022, 08:50:12 AM

Let's look up deaths from pot.... oh wait.... i can't find it.... hmmm

Reefer cigarettes go hand-in-hand with those toughs wearing motorcycle jackets and wielding switchblades.

Those boys will fight to the death over a dame or an insult.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 05, 2022, 01:15:10 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 05, 2022, 11:55:47 AM

Reefer cigarettes go hand-in-hand with those toughs wearing motorcycle jackets and wielding switchblades.

Those boys will fight to the death over a dame or an insult.

You watched too much Reefer Madness propoganda back in the 1930s old man. Who let you out of the nursing home???

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2022, 12:34:00 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 05, 2022, 11:55:47 AM

Reefer cigarettes go hand-in-hand with those toughs wearing motorcycle jackets and wielding switchblades.

Those boys will fight to the death over a dame or an insult.

They way they're going in Australia - they'll fight to the death just for shits and giggles. I'm hoping they'll eventually wipe themselves out.

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Post by: j_tour on October 06, 2022, 12:41:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2022, 12:34:00 AM

They way they're going in Australia - they'll fight to the death just for shits and giggles. I'm hoping they'll eventually wipe themselves out.

The kangaroos or the dingos?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2022, 05:20:41 AM

The Bikies... who mentioned anything about animals???

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Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2022, 06:36:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2022, 05:20:41 AM

The Bikies... who mentioned anything about animals???

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2022, 11:46:13 PM

I think they prefer the term 'overly effeminate'.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2022, 02:41:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2022, 11:46:13 PM

I think they prefer the term 'overly effeminate'.    ;D

Nope.  Just the right amount of sheep.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2022, 05:09:46 AM

Well, I've never understood the appeal of homosexuality anyway. I mean, if you have the same equipment they have - what fun can you have with their equipment that you can't already do with your own???

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Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2022, 12:24:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2022, 05:09:46 AM

Well, I've never understood the appeal of homosexuality anyway. I mean, if you have the same equipment they have - what fun can you have with their equipment that you can't already do with your own???

Well, I'm not an expert, but believe it or not, I am friends with some of that persuasion.  Not all of them have horrid taste in "music" and dress like wretched vampire emo gothic fops.  There might be one lurking in your neighborhood!

How should I know?  They just do stuff. 

It's a phenomenon that likely goes back to the cradle of civilization, way before Homeric times.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2022, 03:19:05 PM

And to think the Bible and the Christians tried to stamp it out... guess it didn't work.     ;D

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Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2022, 12:45:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2022, 03:19:05 PM

And to think the Bible and the Christians tried to stamp it out... guess it didn't work.     ;D

Well, the epistles of Paul had some strong words, as does the current Catechism of the RCC, but I wouldn't take it too seriously. 

In my opinion, the current dogma of the RCC rests upon the notion of respect for one's mate, and fornication of whatever kind, bestiality, extra-marital affairs, and so forth, is held to be unnatural.

I don't pretend to be a not-fornicator, but it's internally consistent, I guess.

What the hell, I perv on my "students" at work every damned day, but at least they know they are appreciated.

No, not piano students, just younger kids I train in my job in logistics for a major concern.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2022, 01:49:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 09, 2022, 12:45:04 AM

What the hell, I perv on my "students" at work every damned day, but at least they know they are appreciated.

No, not piano students, just younger kids I train in my job in logistics for a major concern.

I don't know whether to take that seriously, or if you're just high on your moonshine like usual...

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Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2022, 08:58:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2022, 01:49:06 AM

I don't know whether to take that seriously, or if you're just high on your moonshine like usual...

I was not just drunk.  I was plastered.  Probably still am!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2022, 03:06:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 09, 2022, 08:58:20 AM

I was not just drunk.  I was plastered.  Probably still am!

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Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2022, 08:38:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2022, 03:06:22 PM

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Don't you have a sport to watch or something?

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 11, 2022, 05:22:20 AM

Your archaic cliches don't stand up to reality.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2022, 11:46:13 PM

I think they prefer the term 'overly effeminate'.    ;D

Lol I know some who are very masculine, much more so than us girly weak piano players lo0ol

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2022, 03:19:05 PM

And to think the Bible and the Christians tried to stamp it out... guess it didn't work.     ;D

I'm Christian and never done such things nor encourage others to do so.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2022, 10:29:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 10, 2022, 08:38:20 PM

Don't you have a sport to watch or something?

I'm Scottish born and never got into the spirit of Scottish Football. Over there, it's more serious than Religion is. If you're Catholic, you HAVE TO go for Celtic; Protestant... you support Rangers.

Go into a pub and cheer on Celtic in front of a Rangers fan... you'll probably get glassed. At least you don't get that too much with Australia Football... although I don't know why they call it football, when half the time they're hugging the damn ball.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 11, 2022, 05:22:20 AM

Lol I know some who are very masculine, much more so than us girly weak piano players lo0ol

I'm Scottish born, so I'm as hard as nails and definitely don't exude anything but masculinity.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 11, 2022, 05:22:20 AM

I'm Christian and never done such things nor encourage others to do so.

I think the Christians have been a little more progressive than the Catholics... maybe I had meant to use 'Catholics' instead of Christians... although to me they seem almost interchangeable.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 11, 2022, 10:39:22 AM

For the layman being a pianist is far from anything masculine these days, it almost like saying you are a hairdresser lo0ol

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2022, 10:29:55 AM

II think the Christians have been a little more progressive than the Catholics...

There are progressive Catholics too which are starting to become a larger and larger portion. Fundamentalism really doesn't cut it for the newer generation and that is for the better. Hey maybe we can talk about it for many pages, that might make you finally quit this thread and make me the ultimate winner!!!!!

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Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2022, 03:00:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2022, 10:29:55 AM

I think the Christians have been a little more progressive than the Catholics... maybe I had meant to use 'Catholics' instead of Christians... although to me they seem almost interchangeable.

What are you blathering on about?  Do you suppose that Roman Catholics don't consider themselves Christians?  It's right there in the Nicene Creed, pronounced at every mass (except for a certain period when the shorter Apostles' Creed is substituted).  Christians first, then Catholic second, then rite (Roman, Orthodox of various kinds) at a finer level of granularity.

Other sects probably think The Church sacrifices babies at the altar, but I don't know much about those various protestant sects.

RCC:  pro-science (at least among the Jesuits), pro-evolution, pro-environmentalism, pro-economic egalitarianism.  They have some issues, in fact, many structural issues, but The Church is pretty much a bunch of progressive leftist hippies compared to many other sects.  There are factions within The Church, of course, but a great many are indeed politically active very much on the side of leftists by many standards.  Liberation Theology, for example, has a history of political activism in developing nations in Latin America, for example, and elsewhere.

And even though they pronounce it wrong, they love the Latin language, i.e. the universal language for nearly two millenia.  And anybody who doesn't "do" Latin can go pound sand, as it should be!  I don't own a copy of the *Nova Vulgata*, but the Sixto-Clementine Vulgate is the only translation I can authorize.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2022, 10:23:01 PM

Well... they still have that lovely part where if a man lays with another man, they should be stoned - so obviously it still doesn't seem like they've truly moved on. Not that it affects me, but maybe someone should 'update' the bible.

Would be funny to see a couple of YOLO's in there, and some what's.    ;D

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 13, 2022, 02:05:15 AM

Leviticus doesn't apply to Christians. Your out of context reading doesn't stand up sorry. We widely accept many "abominations" and things worthy of death listed in the old testament (charging interest on loans, eating pork, a disrespectful child cursing their father or mother etc). You need to understand that there is progression and an unveiling of understanding over time, a common pattern when reading the bible. You can't blatantly apply ancient world law to today, you cannot read the bible with a contemporary perspective without understanding the ancient historical context. So yeah, better not try to discuss this unless you actually understand beyond the superficial level. I'm sure you'd have some ultra fundamentalists believe in what you are saying though, but they are a dying breed, people today don't really respect those perspectives and for good reasons.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2022, 09:10:06 AM

Okay... interesting stuff. All I know is my life's been better since I stopped believing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 13, 2022, 03:16:28 PM

I'm sure life would be better for many who no longer believe in a demented version of Christianity which aims to segregate and focuses on atonement theory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2022, 10:12:56 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 13, 2022, 03:16:28 PM

I'm sure life would be better for many who no longer believe in a demented version of Christianity which aims to segregate and focuses on atonement theory.

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Post by: j_tour on October 14, 2022, 11:58:31 AM

There's only one sister, and she was Whoopi Goldberg in the film classic *Sister Act*.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2022, 02:15:17 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 14, 2022, 11:58:31 AM

There's only one sister, and she was Whoopi Goldberg in the film classic *Sister Act*.

Ah the holocaust expert? Lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 14, 2022, 11:14:27 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 14, 2022, 02:15:17 PM

Ah the holocaust expert? Lol.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2022, 11:26:40 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 15, 2022, 01:26:01 AM

Jokes about communism are not funny, especially when you are thrown into a Gulag.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 15, 2022, 02:02:42 AM

But jokes about atheism are gold!

Gold, I say you!

Rheingold!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2022, 04:37:01 AM

I know - I tell people that my favourite fictional character is Jesus Christ. Seems to annoy them.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 15, 2022, 03:19:54 PM

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?








Virgin mobile!



What do you call a piano student?






Virgin!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 02:13:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 15, 2022, 04:37:01 AM

I know - I tell people that my favourite fictional character is Jesus Christ. Seems to annoy them.

Only because that is a ridiculous statement there is ample evidence that he did exist since for example ancient Roman historians wrote about him and they hated the early Christians. Virtually all scholars of antiquity accept that Jesus was a historical figure and that has nothing to do with belief systems.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2022, 03:35:56 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 02:13:22 AM

Only because that is a ridiculous statement there is ample evidence that he did exist since for example ancient Roman historians wrote about him and they hated the early Christians. Virtually all scholars of antiquity accept that Jesus was a historical figure and that has nothing to do with belief systems.

Touchy subject, I see. I won't mention JC any more then. How much fun can I make of Scientology then?

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 07:37:52 AM

Not so much touchy as trying to educate you a little. Going around saying Jesus is fiction just makes one look rather ignorant, but I understand some people don't mind that lol.

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Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2022, 12:28:07 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 07:37:52 AM

Going around saying Jesus is fiction just makes one look rather ignorant, but I understand some people don't mind that lol.

He tastes good too.

And blood of christ?  Get out!  That is some top shelf stuff, for sure.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 12:47:25 PM

Literalisation of symbolism can be rather funny. Like Death, who rides upon a thought, and makes his way through temple, tower, and palace.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2022, 02:30:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 16, 2022, 12:28:07 PM

He tastes good too.

And blood of christ?  Get out!  That is some top shelf stuff, for sure.

You realise it's non-alcoholic, so it ain't any top-shelf sh*t. They sell that zero-alcohol shite at every Woolworths, Coles and corner store in the country.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 07:37:52 AM

Not so much touchy as trying to educate you a little.

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't born immaculate from the 'virgin' Mary, and he sure as hell didn't walk on water.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 16, 2022, 03:12:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2022, 02:30:28 PM

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't born immaculate from the 'virgin' Mary, and he sure as hell didn't walk on water.

Nowhere in the bible does it state an immaculate conception either. It wasn't until the 17th century did we realise that women had eggs inside them (and it was almost 200 years after that did we actually understand the role of the egg and sperm). Before then it was common to believe that it was the man who was totally responsible for it all and the woman a mere vessel to carry it. Thus the erroneous ideology of the immaculate conception that Jesus had nothing to do with being born of mankind. However you will not find anywhere in the bible anything explicitly supporting the immaculate conception.

As to how to interpret the representations of miracles in the bible, here certainly is not the place unless you want me to bore you in this thread and win!!!!

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Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2022, 05:57:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2022, 02:30:28 PM

You realise it's non-alcoholic, so it ain't any top-shelf sh*t. They sell that zero-alcohol shite at every Woolworths, Coles and corner store in the country.

It's loaded with CBD, because Jesus was a fricking Birkenstock-wearing hippie.  With one of those scraggly beards.

And then there's the whole "whammo!  alacajizz!" any substance becoming wine.  It was probably hobo wine, given his social circles, but there's nothing that says it couldn't be some fancy gourmet stuff.

I think you're both deeply confused about what the "immaculate" part of dogma is about.  It has nothing to do with the virgin birth, but rather the notion that Mary had no original stain (i.e., macula) or sin.

Or, to put it in terms people can understand, think about the objective and subjective genitive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on October 16, 2022, 06:03:02 PM

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*Bob doesn't know what's going on, but just wanted to use that gif.*  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2022, 07:56:04 PM

Quote from: Bob on October 16, 2022, 06:03:02 PM

*Bob doesn't know what's going on, but just wanted to use that gif.*  ???

Bob's a n00b!

Get him!
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 07:11:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 16, 2022, 05:57:08 PM

I think you're both deeply confused about what the "immaculate" part of dogma is about.  It has nothing to do with the virgin birth, but rather the notion that Mary had no original stain (i.e., macula) or sin.

Why do the Catholics call her Virgin Mary then?

"The dogma that Mary was conceived without original sin was defined in 1854, by Pope Pius IX's apostolic constitution Ineffabilis Deus."

If you know about atonement theory apparently we are all born into sin through Adams original sin, quite an archaic (and wrong imho) perspective. It puts creation first and salvation later rather than salvation first and creation in that relaxed state of knowing one is saved from the start (see James Alison's work on this topic, he is an openly gay catholic priest, theologian and writer, put that in your pipe and smoke it!)

Christianity certainly is better off perceiving worship beyond atonement theory which it has far too long been ruined with. Virgin Mary apparently avoided this through this so called immaculate conception, conception without the original sin connected to Adam.

I win, the truth is immaculate!! Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2022, 10:05:57 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 07:11:33 AM

If you know about atonement theory apparently we are all born into sin through Adams original sin, quite an archaic (and wrong imho) perspective.

Exactly - that's what pisses me off about religion. Apparently god is fine to condemn us from the day we are born because some guy picked an apple.

Lord of the guilt trip... and willing to damn us all to hell for it. Although apparently his love is everlasting as well, but then if that's so - why lay the guilt trip on us from the nanosecond we are born???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2022, 11:49:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2022, 10:05:57 AM

why lay the guilt trip on us from the nanosecond we are born???

Because people are pretty crappy and they deserve it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2022, 12:33:24 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 17, 2022, 11:49:39 AM

Because people are pretty crappy and they deserve it?

SOME people are pretty crappy... some try to go through their entire life without being an arsehole... why label them all as guilty???

That's speciesist!!!

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 01:29:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2022, 10:05:57 AM

Exactly - that's what pisses me off about religion. Apparently god is fine to condemn us from the day we are born because some guy picked an apple.

Lord of the guilt trip... and willing to damn us all to hell for it. Although apparently his love is everlasting as well, but then if that's so - why lay the guilt trip on us from the nanosecond we are born???

An utterly terrible way to approach Christianity imho but so common, it has been used in the past and even today for control and produced such songs as Amazing Grace, we are such wretches right, fml???

It is a tragic that Christianity has been packaged in this way, we deserve death for our sinful life and we hide behind the cross for salvation. Instead why not realise that we are saved first and foremost and that we then undergo a creation process where we are relaxed and live beyond our boundaries without the fear of death nor do we believe we have actually earned anything at all since it was given to us from the start. That to me is many times more powerful than constantly living with "the sword of Damocles" dangling above or heads forever praying it doesn't fall.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2022, 01:59:11 PM

While I'd love to comment on Theology and take this matter further... it's much easier to just write:

"I win, I'm off to bed, and I'll continue to win this thread when I wake up tomorrow".

So... nighty night.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 04:36:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2022, 01:59:11 PM

"I win, I'm off to bed, and I'll continue to win this thread when I wake up tomorrow".

So... nighty night.

I take your win away while you sleep. I'll make sure j_tour doesn't draw on your face.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2022, 07:12:18 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 04:36:33 PM

I take your win away while you sleep. I'll make sure j_tour doesn't draw on your face.

There's no sleeping at all.

Not in this bunker.

There are only brain damage-induced blackouts, and, yes, I will be creating samples of the disgusting noises that occur while the dipsomaniacs are restive (yes, they are restive indeed while resting:  one of their defining traits).

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 07:11:33 AM

Virgin Mary apparently avoided this through this so called immaculate conception, conception without the original sin connected to Adam.

Yes, that is correct.  However, it seemed to me your earlier posts referred to the conception of Iesus as immaculate, rather than the conception of Mary herself. 

It doesn't matter.

I'm just in the RCC for the broads and the food and drink.  And the exercise:  kneeling is hard work.  And the bling:  medallions are cool, yo.  And I can keep my Latin fresh using post-classical texts, which is somewhat fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2022, 12:54:44 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 17, 2022, 04:36:33 PM

I take your win away while you sleep. I'll make sure j_tour doesn't draw on your face.

Awww... aren't you a kind soul. It will be nice knowing I have a guardian angel... of sorts. Although while you suggest you'll keep J_Tour from drawing on my face, you didn't state that you wouldn't be tempted to draw on it in his absence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 19, 2022, 02:14:12 AM

We balanced beer cans on your head, got to 10 high! Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2022, 12:06:18 PM

Is that why there were weird circle shaped on my forehead??? I thought tiny aliens had tried to use me to form crop circles...

Now it all makes sense... although least you could have done was left me a beer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 19, 2022, 03:40:48 PM

Lol.

It would have gone higher but j_tour started hittin the piss hard, he really got on the grog, skullin shotties, got hell derro, the place was a real dogs breakfast after he started chuckin a spack, a bit of a drop kick for doing that, needs to learn to hold his plonk better, but shouldn't make a mountain out of a molehill.

Lol I know you and I will get that the rest will be like, what? Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 19, 2022, 05:51:34 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 19, 2022, 03:40:48 PM

Lol I know you and I will get that the rest will be like, what? Lol

I know you both are twisted goat-sh** cigar smokers.
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2022, 10:21:16 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 19, 2022, 05:51:34 PM

I know you both are twisted goat-sh** cigar smokers.

Hell no - never touched those dirty things in my life. Never even done weed. That title goes entirely to lostinidlewonder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 20, 2022, 01:49:02 AM

Cuban cigar for the birth of baby is a tradition for some that I've partaken in on the rare occasion, but I'd not do it for any other reason.

I don't drink alcohol or smoke (anything for that matter), although I don't condem others that do so. With cigarettes costing like $2 each here in Australia I don't understand why people want to burn their money up like that.

If I had to choose to be a drinker or pot smoker I'd certainly go for the green, you can still function on that, but I am more energetic and creative keeping away from both.

The only thing I've ever noticed expands creativity is psilocybin but that is a real task to take and requires isolation and a meditative space and not something anyone really wants to take regulary! However I've seen people with drug resistant depression learn to function again with that, and one who has cluster headaches (aka suicide headaches) live a life again. So too I've seen people live a life again with cbd/thc so I wouldn't be so ignorant to consider it anything bad.

Why do we consider pharmaceutical legalised drugs any better than natural drugs? Why is alcohol considered socially acceptable just because it is legalised?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2022, 10:48:08 AM

Easy, because right now the government know that there is a ton of people willing to swig wine, whisky, gin, beer and anything else, and they can get a nice piece of the profit. Chances are they could probably do the same with the drugs, but I don't know why they haven't done so yet.

They're probably still worried about how they're going to prevent 15 year olds from getting their hands on it and getting wasted in English class.

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Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2022, 11:26:49 AM

I've laced this thread with PCP. 

Now lick it.

Lick the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2022, 12:50:29 PM

I'm licking the screen but all I'm getting is static... Do I lick it harder???

I'll try licking my mouse...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 21, 2022, 04:39:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2022, 12:50:29 PM

I'm licking the screen but all I'm getting is static... Do I lick it harder???

Yep.  Lick it harder.  And work the mouse with one hand at the same time.

It should feel natural and pleasant.

Trust me.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 21, 2022, 06:28:49 AM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2022, 09:47:52 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 21, 2022, 06:28:49 AM

I miss the old days when the Simpsons were actually funny, well written and plausible exploits about the typical american family. Now it's just celebrity appearances out the blue and narcissistic rehashes of stories they've already told.

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Post by: j_tour on October 21, 2022, 04:34:40 PM

The Simpsons have been done since the mid 1990s.  I don't understand the kids these days glomming onto it with some misguided sense of dutiful reminscence.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 21, 2022, 06:39:41 PM

Quiet old man, go watch some "I love Lucy".

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 21, 2022, 11:33:57 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 21, 2022, 06:39:41 PM

Quiet old man, go watch some "I love Lucy".

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J_Tour is entirely accurate. The Simpsons went downhill after its idiotic 'Fox' network jokes, and then it started relying on parodies of nursery rhymes, famous movies, and biblic retellings.

Have you see one of the new episodes??? I have - they are embarrassing.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 22, 2022, 01:33:02 AM

Well it is the longest running cartoon in history hard to keep up with the quality of its earlier years with all those good writers leaving.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2022, 02:41:46 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 22, 2022, 01:33:02 AM

Well it is the longest running cartoon in history hard to keep up with the quality of its earlier years with all those good writers leaving.

Maybe, but Jerry Seinfeld only did 9 seasons of Seinfeld, and he chose not to do a 10th season despite being promised millions per episode because he wanted to end on a high. I have to give credit to the man - the show ended on a magnificent climax and he didn't want the reputation of the show to sully itself by letting it get worse.

There's no point being the longest if the show is now a large pile of crap. I mean look at the Flintstones and the introduction of the space alien 'Gazoo'... I mean, what the hell was with that???

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 22, 2022, 05:52:40 AM

Well the point for keeping it running is that a number of people are making a living from that show. Matt Groening's net worth is like $600 million and the cast all earn a good amount each episode, so why not keep it going if it is making people a living despite its golden years being over.

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Post by: j_tour on October 22, 2022, 12:22:08 PM

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2022, 12:47:26 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 22, 2022, 05:52:40 AM

Well the point for keeping it running is that a number of people are making a living from that show. Matt Groening's net worth is like $600 million and the cast all earn a good amount each episode, so why not keep it going if it is making people a living despite its golden years being over.

Pride??? Making a cartoon just merely to be the longest running cartoon only encourages mediocrity. Family Guy is another terrible cartoon that should have died YEARS AGO.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 23, 2022, 02:29:01 AM

I guess you're out of touch as to what trends as being sustainably popular these days  :D

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Post by: j_tour on October 23, 2022, 08:31:30 PM

Those are some hot takes, people!

Tell me about the deal with airline food, next, please!

And what's the deal with elevators? 

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2022, 10:49:22 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 23, 2022, 02:29:01 AM

I guess you're out of touch as to what trends as being sustainably popular these days  :D

If you think 'The Simpsons' is trendy and popular these days??? I've got some bad news...

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 24, 2022, 05:40:00 PM

You think they would keep a program on air if it was losing money?

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Post by: j_tour on October 24, 2022, 08:22:33 PM

People eat sh*t like it's going out of style.

Doesn't mean they like it, fool!

Go have some Sxrxbjx slices!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 25, 2022, 03:24:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 24, 2022, 08:22:33 PM

People eat sh*t like it's going out of style.

Doesn't mean they like it, fool!

Ah yes the world is full of masochists. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2022, 08:38:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 25, 2022, 03:24:22 AM

Ah yes the world is full of masochists. ::)

Don't leave out the sadists.  We They have an important role to play.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2022, 10:22:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 25, 2022, 08:38:36 AM

Don't leave out the sadists.  We They have an important role to play.

That's usually only if you pay them and they have all the right tools...

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Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2022, 11:57:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2022, 10:22:10 AM

That's usually only if you pay them and they have all the right tools...

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 25, 2022, 01:19:06 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2022, 09:32:13 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 25, 2022, 01:19:06 PM

My point exactly. These were the classic episodes that actually made us laugh.

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Post by: j_tour on October 27, 2022, 11:43:36 AM

NERRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 27, 2022, 04:20:35 PM

Nerds are bad for your teeth.... and diabetes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 27, 2022, 10:33:38 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 27, 2022, 11:43:36 AM

NERRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot all about that quote. Still one of the best episodes ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2022, 04:02:20 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 27, 2022, 04:20:35 PM

Nerds are bad for your teeth.... and diabetes.

Nerds are bad for diabetes.

So, to cure Type II diabetes, one should include a healthy amount of nerds in one's diet.  Diabetes won't stand a chance.

That's a fact.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 28, 2022, 06:57:32 PM

My daddy has a gold tooth.

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Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2022, 07:25:00 PM

Well, that's good.  My father has had Type 1 (Juvenile) diabetes, diagnosed since he was, like eight or something.  As did one of his older sisters.  He's still hanging on like a boss, though:  effectively lacking a functioning pancreas is no joke. 

Coïncidence?  I had a teeth cleaning last week and now a few of my teeth are more sensitive than normal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2022, 12:21:10 AM

It would be good in our lifetime to see them finally cure diabetes. You have to love science.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 29, 2022, 03:58:22 AM

It is cured by diet and lifestyle changes for a number of cases.

100 years ago

In 1922 the scientists went to a hospital ward with diabetic children, most of them comatose and dying from diabetic keto-acidosis. This is known as one of medicine's most incredible moments. Imagine a room full of parents sitting at the bedside waiting for the inevitable death of their child. The scientists went from bed to bed and injected the children with the new purified extract - insulin. As they began to inject the last comatose child, the first child injected began to awaken. Then one by one, all the children awoke from their diabetic comas. A room of death and gloom became a place of joy and hope.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-N7BA3-fps7s/XXXTgDo_cLI/AAAAAAAAGnU/1smxNnbH4hsIsJgJksIEKZJ272VukqI0QCLcBGAs/s1600/ward.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2022, 05:34:04 AM

Imagine being one of those doctors or nurses seeing these kids on deaths door, and then minutes later being able to resume their lives. Must have been an astounding moment in history.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 29, 2022, 10:54:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2022, 05:34:04 AM

Imagine being one of those doctors or nurses seeing these kids on deaths door, and then minutes later being able to resume their lives. Must have been an astounding moment in history.

I believe one of the first scientists to identify Type I (Juvenile) Diabetes had occasion to taste the urine of a subject, and noticed its sweet taste.  And correlated this to the defective ability of the subject's pancreas to secrete insulin.

I wouldn't know anything about diabetes caused by lifestyle choices.

It is, however, true that insulin-dependent diabetics are advised from the time of diagnosis to monitor their blood glucose levels rigorously, to avoid complications.  It's rather uncommon for Type I diabetics to have high levels of body fat.

You're a fun bunch!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2022, 01:23:38 AM

(https://www.stmarys-sellyoak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Science-Is-Fun-Image.gif)

There's nothing wrong with talking Science. I find it fascinating. I mean, I know the concept of say teleportation is absolutely impossible not just in my life, but in pretty much everyones life, but it's fuel to motivate scientists imaginations.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 31, 2022, 12:50:53 AM

(https://generationiron.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bodybuilding-posing.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2022, 02:07:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2022, 01:23:38 AM

There's nothing wrong with talking Science. I find it fascinating. I mean, I know the concept of say teleportation is absolutely impossible not just in my life, but in pretty much everyones life, but it's fuel to motivate scientists imaginations.

Well, teleportation has been demonstrated and proven in the subatomic world of quantum mechanics. Many technological advances we have today certainly would have seemed impossible in the past.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2022, 10:59:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2022, 02:07:38 AM

Well, teleportation has been demonstrated and proven in the subatomic world of quantum mechanics. Many technological advances we have today certainly would have seemed impossible in the past.

Yeah, but we are billions and trillions of particles, and the odds of any technology being able to recombine all our particles in the right place and location seem infinitely impossible.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2022, 12:44:40 AM

Who knows what future technology will be out there if humanity doesn't destroy itself. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2022, 10:27:37 AM

Arthur Clarke if I remember correctly.

Speaking of technology - this is one of the funniest bits of comedy I've ever seen regarding technology. Gotta love this man.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2022, 04:36:58 PM

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2022, 10:06:09 AM

Time for some culture and poetry.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Potato.

(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4476739409_36552a7375.jpg)










(https://www.alimentarium.org/sites/default/files/media/image/2017-02/AL027-01_pomme_de_terre_0_0.jpg)

 ;D

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Post by: j_tour on November 02, 2022, 11:36:11 PM

(https://thestadiumreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/What-is-Roughing-the-Kicker-in-Football.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2022, 10:25:48 AM

I can't tell if that's a picture of a guy who's about to make a game winning kick...

...or whether that balls trajectory is aimed STRAIGHT at his testicles, ready to crush them with furious speed.

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Post by: j_tour on November 03, 2022, 08:10:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 03, 2022, 10:25:48 AM

I can't tell if that's a picture of a guy who's about to make a game winning kick...

...or whether that balls trajectory is aimed STRAIGHT at his testicles, ready to crush them with furious speed.

Could be both! 

No, some douche actually attempted to "rough the kicker."  I think here it was roughing the punter, but same thing.  It's not considered a real good move, and is dealt with in terms of lashes and the scorn of all concerned.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2022, 05:40:50 AM

I never understood football, so I don't know...

...and I don't care. It's just an excuse for people to sit around get plastered on beer all day and eat gluttonously unhealthy potato chips.

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Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2022, 03:04:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2022, 05:40:50 AM

It's just an excuse for people to sit around get plastered on beer all day and eat gluttonously unhealthy potato chips.

So, all sports, everywhere, anywhere.  Provided one is a mere spectator and not a teetotaller.

(https://i.ibb.co/9GmR4rG/main-qimg-182764444291a0aa93c8d52b535ef61d-lq.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2022, 11:44:00 PM

Yeah - that sounds about right... oh, except for Tennis, and Golf. You don't see people drinking 40oz slurpies and beer while mashing their face full of cheetos and doritos.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 05, 2022, 07:59:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2022, 11:44:00 PM

Yeah - that sounds about right... oh, except for Tennis...

You've not sat in the VIP section have you? :P

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Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2022, 07:26:12 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 05, 2022, 07:59:31 AM

You've not sat in the VIP section have you? :P

Or spectators at horse races (those at the Kentucky Derby are notorious for vomiting all over their very fancy clothes, cf. HSThompson's account, or at pool/billiards/snooker tournaments).

Hell golfers themselves are mostly known, until recently, for being chain smoking fat-ass buffoons, regardless of their abilities.

When you say beer drinkers who stuff themselves full of crisps, I'm inclined to think of the average Frenchman watching a game of "footie."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2022, 01:12:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 05, 2022, 07:26:12 PM

When you say beer drinkers who stuff themselves full of crisps, I'm inclined to think of the average Frenchman watching a game of "footie."

Nah... for me - it's the Americans. I've seen footage of them at their big games, writing their team name on their abdomens (they're very large, obese abdomens), and yelling like ancient warriors sacrificing a virgin to the alter, in which that if they don't should loud enough, they won't ward off the evil spirits.

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Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2022, 04:12:15 PM

Clearly such hooliganism is unknown to the wider world of international sport.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 09, 2022, 02:17:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 08, 2022, 04:12:15 PM

Clearly such hooliganism is unknown to the wider world of international sport.

Wider world, like sumo wrestling? You need to pay attention or you can get crushed.

(https://i.gifer.com/Mh38.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2022, 09:30:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 08, 2022, 04:12:15 PM

Clearly such hooliganism is unknown to the wider world of international sport.

Ahhh... he's alive. Damn, it means I have to keep working on winning this thread. Where have you been the last 3 days???

I was beginning to think you didn't have the stamina to keep up with me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 09, 2022, 03:46:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2022, 09:30:28 AM

Ahhh... he's alive. Damn, it means I have to keep working on winning this thread. Where have you been the last 3 days???

I was beginning to think you didn't have the stamina to keep up with me.

Don't be foolish he has had an ample supply of blue pills.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2022, 08:57:14 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 09, 2022, 03:46:51 PM

Don't be foolish he has had an ample supply of blue pills.

Yeah - but I'm waiting for them to run out. They have to, someday... and then I shall have my victory.

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Post by: j_tour on November 10, 2022, 06:52:32 PM

That's right.  The meatman cometh!

I go all night and all day.  Ladies' best friend!  The meatman dynamite superfly shaft king kong long john steely dan!

But, yes, Dara O'Briain is a very funny man.  Imagine having to explain that as of tomorrow afternoon, I shall have a device installed that does not allow a vehicle to be driven without providing a sample of one's breath.  It's very clever!  How does it work?  Not very well, since apparently smoking a briar pipe or cigarettes or my personal favorite, Axe Body Spray, may contaminate the device!

And a potato?  To attract the desired mate, put one in your pants!  The front half of your pants, you bloody idjit!


(https://i.ibb.co/PD74rQ3/lpskowk.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2022, 06:57:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 10, 2022, 06:52:32 PM

That's right.  The meatman cometh!

I go all night and all day.  Ladies' best friend!  The meatman dynamite superfly shaft king kong long john steely dan!

But, yes, Dara O'Briain is a very funny man.  Imagine having to explain that as of tomorrow afternoon, I shall have a device installed that does not allow a vehicle to be driven without providing a sample of one's breath.  It's very clever!  How does it work?  Not very well, since apparently smoking a briar pipe or cigarettes or my personal favorite, Axe Body Spray, may contaminate the device!

And a potato?  To attract the desired mate, put one in your pants!  The front half of your pants, you bloody idjit!

At first I thought you collected a bunch of random quotes to make up some of your more over the top responses... but god damn, they seem to be genuine thoughts that originated in your mind.

Rather scary when you think of it.

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Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2022, 01:39:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 11, 2022, 06:57:20 AM

but god damn, they seem to be genuine thoughts that originated in your mind.

Bingo!  It's a rat's nest of tomfoolery in the brain pan!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2022, 12:12:35 AM

I think it's lucky that you and I don't live in the same country. I think if we ever met - I'd be weirded enough by your psychosis that I might need psychological help to get over it.

In the mean time, I'm just going to keep winning this thread.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UJNHzjPJBKs/V1gpE5eu6eI/AAAAAAAAPt4/s_kYrhEyisoLOWuIdJgdh7T4ziLAqrB0ACKgB/s1600/23482594b6c42ce93beadc164165016f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 12, 2022, 04:36:43 PM

Don't look outside the window.  I'm Joe Turkel.  I'm everywhere.

(https://i.ibb.co/mGLZFqH/21dc5abebd1a6a96eb2bb6f5a6c9e41a500a7f50.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2022, 12:00:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 12, 2022, 04:36:43 PM

Don't look outside the window.  I'm Joe Turkel.  I'm everywhere.

(https://st.depositphotos.com/1005979/2522/i/600/depositphotos_25225399-stock-photo-who-3d-word-question-mark.jpg)

(https://www.thesports.physio/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wpid-photo-20150804001125738.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2022, 11:23:20 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/ccXsKRv/cc29704950eac8ed26500298a41de04a1f33da7c.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2022, 10:09:50 AM

Ahhhh...

(https://assets.sentinelassam.com/h-upload/2022/07/03/360838-e75d076b11f710bd4139ada7a2afb7ef.jpg)

Such a minor part, yet so creepy and memorable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 14, 2022, 12:13:01 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Joe_Turkel_in_Tormented_(1960).png/220px-Joe_Turkel_in_Tormented_(1960).png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2022, 03:38:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 12, 2022, 04:36:43 PM

I'm Joe Turkel. I'm everywhere.

(https://y.yarn.co/4939546e-1249-485a-b703-986ebe7f93fd_text.gif)

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4939546e-1249-485a-b703-986ebe7f93fd

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 14, 2022, 10:31:24 PM

Here, go play with this for a while.

(https://i.ibb.co/HdzxVgk/71-Hss-Xu-JHDL-AC-SL1001.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2022, 08:55:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 14, 2022, 10:31:24 PM

Here, go play with this for a while.

(https://i.ibb.co/HdzxVgk/71-Hss-Xu-JHDL-AC-SL1001.jpg)

That looks more like a torture device than anything else...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2022, 01:11:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2022, 08:55:55 AM

That looks more like a torture device than anything else...

Yes.  Guitarists have some problems.  They are not well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2022, 02:26:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2022, 01:11:19 PM

Yes.  Guitarists have some problems.  They are not well.

Well, what should you do if you meet one? Is there anything we can do to help them?

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Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2022, 07:13:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2022, 02:26:11 PM

Is there anything we can do to help them?

Force them to read.  It's not all that difficult, at least to read single-note melodies or more abstract lines.

Then they are in a good position to learn, play, and understand music theory.

Nah, that's too square an answer.  Roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spots.  It will help somebody, I guess.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2022, 09:20:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2022, 07:13:10 PM

Nah, that's too square an answer.  Roll 'em in flour and look for the wet spots.  It will help somebody, I guess.

There are no words... just, no words... simply put.

Anyway, let's get this back to being classy. Some beautiful Haiku...

Haiku's are easy...
Some are hard to finish off...
Refrigerator.

And people wonder why I almost failed English in high school. I didn't fail, but I clawed my way to a C+.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2022, 11:30:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2022, 09:20:50 AM

Anyway, let's get this back to being classy. Some beautiful Haiku...

Yeah, let's really ponce this place up.

(https://i.ibb.co/BrGVzDJ/unknown1.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2022, 10:09:25 PM

Well, I guess we all know who was the class clown in high school.    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2022, 11:51:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2022, 10:09:25 PM

Well, I guess we all know who was the class clown in high school.    ::)

No u.

(https://i.ibb.co/F0FgsJF/25158486-10156897263908135-2803279714112685713-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 17, 2022, 08:42:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 16, 2022, 11:30:17 AM

Yeah, let's really ponce this place up.

(https://i.ibb.co/BrGVzDJ/unknown1.png)

Yes, well the pen is lol, and this one you can flip over for a surprise on back.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91VnwcPrQKL._AC_SX522_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2022, 10:10:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 16, 2022, 11:51:22 PM

No u

You have to be kidding me - I did my work and never got in trouble. I was a great student to teach.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 17, 2022, 12:07:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2022, 10:10:34 AM

I did my work and never got in trouble.

Then what are you doing in this photograph?

(https://i.ibb.co/nsx2Zxb/49dbb7e82e8525f469f64eb79b351f7b7ca1e6bd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2022, 12:33:55 PM

That's not me...

THIS is me.

(https://post.healthline.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Male_Passed_Out_1200x628-facebook-1200x628.jpg)

Guess I had a bit of a rebellious time after high school. Being a goodie-goodie for so long just makes you want to break the rules and be a rebel.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 17, 2022, 01:03:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2022, 12:33:55 PM

Being a goodie-goodie for so long just makes you want to break the rules and be a rebel.

Yep. 

It's always a good time to play guitar!  You get this:

(https://i.ibb.co/233ZH6H/JPChord-Solos.png)

And this:

(https://i.ibb.co/n6TpmjY/146236.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2022, 12:17:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 17, 2022, 01:03:35 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/n6TpmjY/146236.jpg)

I would love to see your Google history...

Sorry, I mean I would be HORRIFIED to see your Google history.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 19, 2022, 04:33:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2022, 12:17:27 AM

Sorry, I mean I would be HORRIFIED to see your Google history.

(https://i.ibb.co/9pPmVNz/4845788cf323fdbd5508b792efc51902bac2f934-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2022, 01:19:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 19, 2022, 04:33:38 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/9pPmVNz/4845788cf323fdbd5508b792efc51902bac2f934-2-690x388.jpg)

Nah... I was thinking more like this:

(https://media.tenor.com/LaC_p-o40X0AAAAM/joker-what.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 20, 2022, 01:49:03 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/q1zMSzv/5f2d08d7d6cf4bd625ac50dece1b1402f9d9c06b-2-502x500.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2022, 05:07:51 AM

And that's how he became... GOAT MAN!!!

Half man, half goat - all PERVERT!!!    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 20, 2022, 12:50:38 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/8ND9HKz/99301.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2022, 09:18:44 AM

I really didn't need to see that... why on EARTH would anyone ever wear such a thing???

The mind BOGGLES!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2022, 11:28:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2022, 09:18:44 AM

The mind BOGGLES!!!

No it doesn't.  Drink it in, mind.  Drink it all in.

(https://i.ibb.co/fN8tMXS/bc0294191292479af43455e9273de87eb8d3d262.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2022, 10:29:23 PM

Batman is overrated...

(https://www.storypick.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/B-14.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2022, 11:16:14 PM

Yes.  Batman's a freak and a tool.

There are better cartoons out there.

(https://i.ibb.co/F8GcF0N/f5eafb76aef29fb1741c1a28f3582d4b8e8b6652.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2022, 08:55:39 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 21, 2022, 11:16:14 PM

There are better cartoons out there.

(https://euge.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Repetition.png)

You're right... there are.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 22, 2022, 11:57:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2022, 08:55:39 AM

(https://euge.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Repetition.png)

You're right... there are.

What are you talking about?  That's perfectly good music!  Excellent use of mid-low range of the modern acoustic piano.

It would sound better at 8vb, of course, but what doesn't?

(https://i.ibb.co/jLkPrW1/3917b655fc1a6f1e70ef46334b4fb108af3190e3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2022, 10:28:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 22, 2022, 11:57:00 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/jLkPrW1/3917b655fc1a6f1e70ef46334b4fb108af3190e3.jpg)

Why on earth would anyone give a bear a gun? You start giving them guns, it won't be long before they take over the world.

YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN:

(https://www.bearmageddonnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/gatlingbear.jpg)

DO YOU?!?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 23, 2022, 11:05:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2022, 10:28:00 PM

DO YOU?!?

NO!  HELL TO THE NO!

(https://i.ibb.co/nB4dXr0/465692.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2022, 07:55:50 AM

Good... and no, I wouldn't teach them how to ride a bike either. Before you know it they'll love transport so much they'll be on the buses with us, and wanting to drive... and I don't know about you, but I can imagine how tense getting into a car crash with a bear could be.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 24, 2022, 08:08:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2022, 07:55:50 AM

Before you know it they'll love transport so much they'll be on the buses with us, and wanting to drive...

A ride!  Good idea!  Let's hit the fricking road! 

(https://i.ibb.co/dKnpKtK/s-l1600.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2022, 10:24:23 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 24, 2022, 08:08:02 AM

A ride!  Good idea!  Let's hit the fricking road!

Well... here in Australia, we don't have a lot of 'roads' per se.

(https://cdn.mobal.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Wild-Dog-Fence.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2022, 04:00:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2022, 10:24:23 PM

Well... here in Australia, we don't have a lot of 'roads' per se.

Well, I guess you'll just have to go bush, then!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2022, 12:46:52 AM

As long as the bush doesn't get in the way of my ride... I don't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2022, 06:34:35 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, the bush sketch.

(https://i.ibb.co/p0rC1yn/b49a58aed9ee70348fd6d640e66c752ebda9aea4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2022, 07:02:59 AM

I never read Archie comics... but that's only because I was into you know... good comics - Batrman, Superman, Dilbert and Snoopy.

They at least taught you life lessons.

(https://www.business2community.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Dilbert-Overconfidence.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2022, 01:56:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2022, 07:02:59 AM

They at least taught you life lessons.

Yeah, sure.  Lessons.

(https://i.ibb.co/8m7P3td/881390.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2022, 10:54:42 AM

Well Looney tunes doesn't teach you anything... I tried smacking a dog once before with a lead pipe... and the results were not even close to what was pictured in the above gif.

After the court case, I wasn't allowed within 500 metres of any pet shop in Australia.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 29, 2022, 02:39:14 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/K91TGSp/dbc9ece70d7660d84eeee011c781d648305a199c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2022, 09:06:37 AM

Nope... I do not need to see the following panel. That's just *** weird.

Goats aren't that smart anyway...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2022, 12:15:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2022, 09:06:37 AM

Nope... I do not need to see the following panel. That's just *** weird.

I think you need an attitude adjustment, sir.  I know just the man to give it to you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2022, 11:14:48 AM

Yeah... everyone should be scared of him. You piss him off, you're likely to be shot...



[Too soon???]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2022, 02:41:06 PM

Hush, now.

I have a new girlfriend who requires immediate attention at all times.

(https://i.ibb.co/CM6HcCn/271445592-1310914422694409-2456569507303361048-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2022, 08:19:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 30, 2022, 02:41:06 PM

I have a new girlfriend who requires immediate attention at all times.

Does she take your breath away???

Sorry - bad wording, I meant do you have to inflate her again???

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 03, 2022, 06:06:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2022, 08:19:13 AM

Does she take your breath away???

Sorry - bad wording, I meant do you have to inflate her again???

 ;D

She's made of liquid metal.

(https://i.ibb.co/xXrfcMw/645d77a26ecb978ba1d70df0d874401b17b1b5ef.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2022, 01:40:56 AM

Nice try - there are no terminators otherwise this would be a sure sign that the world is doomed to an impending takeover from artificially intelligent robots that are bent on the destruction of man.

If you're telling me your girlfriend is really a terminator then...

(https://media-prod.fangoria.com/images/Terminator_3_1.width-800.jpg)

*** KILL THE THING!!!

Don't think - just do it. Mankind will praise and thank you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2022, 01:09:33 PM

No!

(https://i.ibb.co/dbq1j9J/316847435-718827096260705-4922063283122554895-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2022, 07:58:54 AM

Okay, but if mankind is slaughtered by a race of alien robots hell bent on the destruction of mankind - I am HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2022, 03:54:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2022, 07:58:54 AM

Okay, but if mankind is slaughtered by a race of alien robots hell bent on the destruction of mankind - I am HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/CHkchsx/22828.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2022, 11:45:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 06, 2022, 03:54:29 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/CHkchsx/22828.jpg)

I'm not even going to ask... I'm just going to look at you with disdain...

(https://media.tenor.com/DvtZ85iBKDsAAAAC/nope-%D1%88%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BD.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2022, 01:13:05 PM

Have some more beer, round boy.

(https://i.ibb.co/cLffBSy/22839.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2022, 11:21:07 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/ZgH6kVK-SCkAAAAC/oh-my-god-shocked.gif)

Are these just family photos off your hard drive J_Tour???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 07, 2022, 04:20:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2022, 11:21:07 PM

Are these just family photos off your hard drive J_Tour???

Just your average limey setting the night on fire.

(https://i.ibb.co/yhsggwK/410210.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 07, 2022, 07:32:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 07, 2022, 04:20:15 AM

Just your average limey setting the night on fire.

(https://i.ibb.co/yhsggwK/410210.jpg)

pregnant dog... I came mother-*** prepared!!!

(https://s33644.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/BANNER-JonnyWhite-AlamyStock-FireExtinguisherTypes.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 08, 2022, 01:25:09 AM

Gonna have to do better than that!  One of the new hires I onboarded a few weeks ago at the straight job is a full-blooded Scotsman émigré, with the classic brogue, who at age 78 is kicking donkey and taking names!

Heavy drinker, too! 

He and I spent a good bit of time talking Scotch whisky this afternoon at the day job and I'm firmly convinced he can waste you with his bare hands!  Ex-military!  Sharp guy!

You and he, fight!  I give you +2 moneyline odds.  That means you're the underdog.  Two wagered on you gets one for a total of three.  My septuagenarian coworker I give -2, just to keep it simple.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2022, 11:24:06 PM

Scots don't fight with their hands... they drink to the death and my liver is about 4 decades fitter and younger than his. I'll take him on any day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2022, 02:15:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2022, 11:24:06 PM

Scots don't fight with their hands... they drink to the death and my liver is about 4 decades fitter and younger than his. I'll take him on any day.

Do it! 

And what kind of man doesn't fight with his hands?  Wrap them, wear gloves, by all means.  Marquess of Queensbury rules.

(https://i.ibb.co/bFSfcJC/5a314f61775b400c5f8ecd7eef89fb3ef4b1ac90.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2022, 03:21:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 10, 2022, 02:15:50 AM

And what kind of man doesn't fight with his hands?  Wrap them, wear gloves, by all means.  Marquess of Queensbury rules.

You know NOTHING of the Scots. The real testament of a man in Scotland is how well he can handle his liquor. I good ol' drinking game with the cheap sh*t like Ballantines Whisky (made in my home town), till one stupid sod passes out and the other writes 'wanker' on his forehead in indelible pen while he's unconscious on the floor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2022, 04:49:15 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Xj9q71W/5abb4ea8df9c3d01ff07baacd6fc6c5a245c2f3f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2022, 12:17:55 AM

Awww... did you wake up after a drunken haze one day with the word 'wanker' on YOUR forehead???

You need to handle your liquor better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2022, 02:06:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2022, 12:17:55 AM

Awww... did you wake up after a drunken haze one day with the word 'wanker' on YOUR forehead???

You need to handle your liquor better.

You best control your rage, son!  For someone "uncomfortable" at the art of bare-knuckled fighting, you sure talk a big talk.

I'll have none of that!  It cannot be had!

I put my imperial and metric unit straight rule up made of steel to all pretenders to the throne of winning!

(https://i.ibb.co/nqyDfrY/2022-12-10-103436.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2022, 05:32:12 AM

First of all - I control my rage. I use words instead of fists. I talk a big talk because I'm good at it, and if you aren't smart enough to beat me in a war of words, you've failed already,

Also, no one gives a sh*t about the Imperial system of measurement. We've moved into the 21st century (wait, what am I talking about - the Americans kept using the imperial system during most of the 20th century as well even though the Metric system - A FAR BETTER SYSTEM) had been in place for over another century.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2022, 08:06:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2022, 05:32:12 AM

the imperial system during most of the 20th century as well even though the Metric system - A FAR BETTER SYSTEM) had been in place for over another century.

Right.  The British system is not that great, I agree.  However, for those who aren't innumerate, it is not difficult to work in number systems other than base 10, such as duodecimal and vigesimal, as one observes for the vast majority of recorded human history, and still exists in the numerical naming systems in many languages across the globe, including Europe, as well as in the UK (e.g., vigesimal notation).

In fact, if one is clever, one might note the reasons that hexadecimal-based computations (as a trivial abstraction from the simpler binary system) are universally standard in many technical applications.

I suppose you have great thoughts about the French Republican calendar, decimal time, and so forth.

(https://i.ibb.co/SK2Hshf/5f0aa2430416b58cb9d5256287afb55682103816.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2022, 05:36:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 11, 2022, 08:06:02 PM

However, for those who aren't innumerate, it is not difficult to work in number systems other than base 10, such as duodecimal and vigesimal, as one observes for the vast majority of recorded human history, and still exists in the numerical naming systems in many languages across the globe, including Europe, as well as in the UK (e.g., vigesimal notation).

Don't get me started on differing base systems. I remember having to multiply and divide integers in hexadecimal, octal and binary. Did my bloody head in, and I never want to do it again.

You ever had to say the times tables in hex??? That should be the sobriety test all police give to determine whether they're pissed or not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 12, 2022, 09:13:55 AM

(https://media0.giphy.com/media/U6WxwPyG43QGs/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611dcd3a59cb7e59d6f8832d29515fa0b99e0372008&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2022, 12:43:47 AM

Hey - don't knock it till you try it. It's fun.

2x2=4
3x3=9
4x4=10
5x5=19
6x6=24
7x7=31
8x8=40
9x9=51

Not a single letter needed to be used yet. I could go on...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 13, 2022, 03:33:19 PM

Fun like trying to dig a spliter out of your finger?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2022, 12:03:37 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 13, 2022, 03:33:19 PM

Fun like trying to dig a spliter out of your finger?

Never had a spliter before.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 14, 2022, 12:38:06 AM

What about your servants?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 15, 2022, 12:10:13 AM

There you guys go again, poncing about this place.

I require some sustained, interminable, indomitable discussion about new age music like Sxrxbjx used to write for one-armed hobo pianists, or whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/2qyTpYg/cc87eff3023201dcb83e587c480cc0332d35999a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2022, 12:24:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 15, 2022, 12:10:13 AM

I require some sustained, interminable, indomitable discussion about new age music like Sxrxbjx used to write for one-armed hobo pianists, or whatever.

(https://media.tenor.com/oHIqfUwuL2MAAAAC/harry-potter-dont-speak-his-name.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 15, 2022, 05:42:31 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/yPkxXrg/5f98c390d5ed5e4d289acd93811e9228ae748c6a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2022, 02:21:00 PM

Their safety record must be a shitshow... but that would be a great way to get rid of evidence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 16, 2022, 05:02:22 AM

What evidence?

(https://i.ibb.co/jLkVdvc/31e46568925f914d39aceb94f3b5465b95950dec.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2022, 11:50:01 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/Z_GheuOS6bMAAAAC/precisely-my-point-tom-ellis.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 17, 2022, 02:11:42 PM

And nerds everywhere rejoice with the muted expressions of children at play in leg irons.

(https://i.ibb.co/tK4BVc5/31279.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2022, 02:14:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 17, 2022, 02:11:42 PM

And nerds everywhere rejoice with the muted expressions of children at play in leg irons.

Children in leg irons??? Wow... that's harsh. Then again, America is the best at incarcerating their own people.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 18, 2022, 03:14:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2022, 02:14:32 AM

Children in leg irons??? Wow... that's harsh. Then again, America is the best at incarcerating their own people.

Exactly.  The best continent at exploiting convicts.

(https://i.ibb.co/Jdgj43x/750203.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2022, 08:31:28 AM

Oh no you don't - we did it once and it was over 200 years ago. I think since then, it's safe to say that the Americans are great at exploiting those who are incarcerated.

The Prison industry complex wasn't introduced by the Canadians, the British or the Aussies...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2022, 03:39:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2022, 08:31:28 AM

The Prison industry complex wasn't introduced by the Canadians, the British or the Aussies...

It was the French, of course, but it's not a competition.

(https://i.ibb.co/Qk2dT75/0492b8c17861d95d22337e14cd85de44cba982dc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on December 19, 2022, 03:45:58 AM

The next person to post on this forum will switch to the guitar.
Edit: Apparently there's such thing as the guitar police, they invade my house and put me in a prison made of basses

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2022, 07:45:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2022, 03:39:53 AM

It was the French, of course, but it's not a competition.

From wikipedia...

Quote

After the first publicly-run prison was established in 1790 in Pennsylvania, private business involvement in corrections largely diminished to providing contracted services, such as food preparation, medical care, and transportation.

Nice try - you can blame the French for a lot of things, but the Prison-industry complex ain't one of them.
That's good ol' American made.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2022, 01:33:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2022, 07:45:51 AM

From wikipedia...

You and that wikipedia do some good history.

Now shut up and play yer guitar, son!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2022, 11:57:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2022, 01:33:19 PM

You and that wikipedia do some good history.

Better to be right, than to be wrong. I do my research.

Also, guitar sucks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2022, 01:40:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2022, 11:57:52 PM

Also, guitar sucks.

Look it up on wikipedia.  Under "sucking" there's a picture of you playing a guitar.

I do my research.  Crowd-sourced and fact free.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2022, 06:57:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 20, 2022, 01:40:18 AM

I do my research.  Crowd-sourced and fact free.

You can't have the words 'research' and 'fact-free' in the same sentence. That's an oxymoron...

I'll let you google that so you can find out what it means. Here's another clue though 'J_Tour' and 'winner' are also oxymorons.   

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2022, 01:49:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2022, 06:57:31 AM

You can't have the words 'research' and 'fact-free' in the same sentence. That's an oxymoron...

Oxymoron.  Oxycodone.  Hypoxia.

Grecian urn.

Falstaff.

Large sized fool.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2022, 12:30:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 20, 2022, 01:49:31 PM

Oxycodone.

Mmmm - breakfast of champions.

(https://drugabuse.com/wp-content/uploads/drugabuse-shutter94993600-blonde-snorting.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2022, 04:46:04 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/8BvysRM/572274.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2022, 12:09:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2022, 04:46:04 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/8BvysRM/572274.jpg)

That doesn't look quite as fun. Give me a bottle of scotch or rum, and you can get your so-called high.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2022, 04:09:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2022, 12:09:37 AM

Give me a bottle of scotch or rum, and you can get your so-called high.

Yo ho ho. 

Looks like we got us a real pirate here.

OK, Cap'n Morgan, down from the foc'sle there, and step away from the cabin boy!

(https://i.ibb.co/8PMdB50/Y7QxVQ.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2022, 05:52:02 AM

Is that Kevin Bacon in the pink/red shirt???

Damn right - I love my rum... especially Kraken Rum. It's expensive, but worth it.

Also - Captain Morgan do a pineapple and mango type rum which is just FANTASTIC!!!

(https://media.danmurphys.com.au/dmo/product/143779-1.png)

Put that in the fridge and enjoy straight - AMAZING!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2022, 10:27:09 PM

Yeah, that sounds like about what pirates do.

(https://i.ibb.co/qWfvYqW/408325fe2af20c72be2608a8f0c212cb02541239.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2022, 01:39:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 22, 2022, 10:27:09 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/qWfvYqW/408325fe2af20c72be2608a8f0c212cb02541239.jpg)

Sorry, but instructions unclear. Did as label said and now I have a bullet wound in my foot.

Any help in what I did wrong???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 25, 2022, 01:21:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2022, 01:39:09 AM

Any help in what I did wrong???

So many things.

(https://i.ibb.co/hcyxkHC/200281.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2022, 02:29:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 25, 2022, 01:21:54 PM

So many things.

Well... they were your shitty instructions. Anyway, Merry Christmas you grumpy bastard.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 26, 2022, 12:08:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 25, 2022, 02:29:08 PM

Anyway, Merry Christmas you grumpy bastard.    ;D

What did you just say to me?

Don't do it.

Don't ever do it.

(https://i.ibb.co/74bwYHf/34051.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2022, 01:48:21 AM

My fault... I'm sorry. Here's a peace offering.

(https://media.danmurphys.com.au/dmo/product/143779-1.png)

A couple of shots of that will help you feel merry and calm.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on December 26, 2022, 03:16:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2022, 01:48:21 AM

My fault... I'm sorry. Here's a peace offering.

(https://media.danmurphys.com.au/dmo/product/143779-1.png)

A couple of shots of that will help you feel merry and calm.

You want to make up with the guy that gave you faulty instructions resulting in foot injury??  You guys make me laugh with some of this stuff.  So, do I get some kind of prize now?  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2022, 07:37:59 AM

This feud has been going on longer than you probably realise... we're all friends here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 26, 2022, 12:58:08 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/pJXgYbc/50329.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2022, 03:02:07 PM

That's what Christmas and New Year is all about - a perfect excuse to drink excessively, and have the day off after to deal with the hangover.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on December 26, 2022, 03:43:38 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 26, 2022, 07:37:59 AM

This feud has been going on longer than you probably realise... we're all friends here.

What?  Are you guys like the Hatfields and McCoys or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on December 26, 2022, 03:44:32 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 26, 2022, 12:58:08 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/pJXgYbc/50329.jpg)

Yeah, yeah.....  You guys - ALWAYS with your fancy pictures.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on December 26, 2022, 04:02:54 PM

And the Americans with their fancy sneakers.  ALWAYS running from something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 26, 2022, 04:37:22 PM

No running zone only sneaking, and losing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2022, 12:22:09 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 26, 2022, 04:37:22 PM

No running zone only sneaking, and losing.

Yeah - J_Tour is great at losing.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on December 27, 2022, 01:29:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2022, 12:22:09 AM

Yeah - J_Tour is great at losing.    ;D

I think he still feels bad about your foot injury.  He'll be back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 27, 2022, 04:01:55 AM

Quote from: frodo3 on December 27, 2022, 01:29:52 AM

I think he still feels bad about your foot injury.  He'll be back.

You don't know me!  I feel great about the foot injury!  Could be anyone's foot, even my own:  I think foot injuries are exciting.  They're horrible, too.  But mostly exciting.

But, yes, I'm always back.  I never leave the streets.

(https://i.ibb.co/L5yLxJ6/1e95b4260adf88fe55fb61d618445cdd3489049b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2022, 08:43:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 27, 2022, 04:01:55 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/L5yLxJ6/1e95b4260adf88fe55fb61d618445cdd3489049b.jpg)

What??? My mother told me Santa Claus wasn't real... are you telling me he really is???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 27, 2022, 12:51:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 27, 2022, 08:43:58 AM

What??? My mother told me Santa Claus wasn't real... are you telling me he really is???

Yep.

He'll be all around in the dark. He'll be everywhere. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, he'll be there.

P.S. I don't think that person in the comic panel is really Superman or Santa Claus or whatever.

That's like Festus or Dennis Weaver or somebody.

Relax, there are weeks of Christmas left.  Plenty of time to catch Santa Claus and make him give you three wishes or a pot of gold or whatever he does.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2022, 01:40:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 27, 2022, 12:51:44 PM

Relax, there are weeks of Christmas left.  Plenty of time to catch Santa Claus and make him give you three wishes or a pot of gold or whatever he does.

Christmas is over - once the 25th comes and goes it's yet another year to wait until Santa gets off his arse and delivers presents for the good girls and boys.

A pot of gold would be nice though, but given how expensive petrol is getting - a full tank of Premium unleaded would be just awesome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 28, 2022, 02:16:57 PM

As you sit on Santa's lap, you can't help but feel a little naughty. The soft red velvet of his suit caresses your thighs, and you can feel the warmth of his breath on your neck as he leans in to whisper ho ho ho in your ear. You can't help but wonder what other surprises this jolly old man might have in store for you on this most festive of nights. Ho ho ho, indeed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 28, 2022, 03:03:44 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 28, 2022, 02:16:57 PM

As you sit on Santa's lap, you can't help but feel a little naughty. The soft red velvet of his suit caresses your thighs, and you can feel the warmth of his breath on your neck as he leans in to whisper ho ho ho in your ear. You can't help but wonder what other surprises this jolly old man might have in store for you on this most festive of nights. Ho ho ho, indeed.

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/aaaaaannnndd-you-ruined.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2022, 03:13:29 AM

Christmas isn't over until the Pope says it's over, you bunch of mutant heathens. 

Feast of the Baptism of the Lord.  After Epiphany.

Eat it!  Eat the Christmas cookie!  Do it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2022, 08:39:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 29, 2022, 03:13:29 AM

Christmas isn't over until the Pope says it's over, you bunch of mutant heathens.

We're not heathens... we just don't like to live in the past. I mean think about it - what Christmas-sy stuff do you do AFTER Christmas day is over???

We ate, we drank, we opened presents. The day after a lot of people were hungover and there was nothing to do but complain about how much this year sucked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2022, 10:08:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2022, 08:39:13 AM

We're not heathens... we just don't like to live in the past. I mean think about it - what Christmas-sy stuff do you do AFTER Christmas day is over???

It is a season of feasting.

Therefore one continues to feast until the wheezer in the funny hat says to stop.

So eat and drink up, and play yer guitar or whatever.

Tis the season. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2022, 03:53:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 29, 2022, 10:08:24 AM

It is a season of feasting.

Therefore one continues to feast until the wheezer in the funny hat says to stop.

So eat and drink up, and play yer guitar or whatever.

Tis the season.

I can't think of anything worse than playing the guitar... but that's just me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2022, 05:36:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 29, 2022, 03:53:53 PM

I can't think of anything worse than playing the guitar... but that's just me.

You with your fancy golden ears.

You're missing out on the joy of oiling a fingerboard with lemon oil and polishing the body carefully in circular strokes while changing strings.

Tut tut.

And filing the nut to accomodate strings of larger than average girth.

(https://i.ibb.co/282rdjt/thomastik-saiten-14-55-george-benson-gb-114-nickel-flat-wound-1-GIT0022426-000.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on December 29, 2022, 10:25:02 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/SVP9TgQ/FUl-L-g-WIAIBb-Cj.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2022, 12:17:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 29, 2022, 05:36:33 PM

You with your fancy golden ears.

You're missing out on the joy of oiling a fingerboard with lemon oil and polishing the body carefully in circular strokes while changing strings.

Meh - if that's all I'm missing out on, then I'll say again - Meh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2022, 01:24:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2022, 12:17:37 AM

Meh - if that's all I'm missing out on, then I'll say again - Meh.

That's not all. 

There's polishing wood, and nut filing, and then there's doing it all day, every day.

It is an acceptable habit.

(https://i.ibb.co/6sc6Z74/842c01937ca83fec5556b80f3e010f0057dfa4ae.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2022, 01:49:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 30, 2022, 01:24:17 AM

There's polishing wood, and nut filing, and then there's doing it all day, every day.

It is an acceptable habit.

I TOLD the priest that polishing my wood was an acceptable habit and that there was nothing wrong with it - but he seemed to look at me as if I had committed a mortal sin.

Maybe he was just jealous that I wasn't polishing his wood...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2022, 04:25:14 AM

That was no priest, son. 

And those were tears of joy on your face, you understand?

Good. 

Now sin no more.

(https://i.ibb.co/mvjr8j7/7530386b2e6f7950cb76e3d150492382c19b9133.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2022, 08:28:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 30, 2022, 04:25:14 AM

That was no priest, son. 

And those were tears of joy on your face, you understand?

Good. 

Now sin no more.

(https://media.tenor.com/iyEtf5GXhxEAAAAC/james-roday-shawn-spencer.gif)

I thought it was weird when my penance was apparently to encourage all my other friends to come along to confession...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2022, 09:58:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 30, 2022, 08:28:19 AM

I thought it was weird when my penance was apparently to encourage all my other friends to come along to confession...

If you had nothing to confess, you needn't have been afraid, thou moist-eyed stripling.

(https://i.ibb.co/cXQcW45/ede5b8b01cf8f512f01c9ffb6030837b539dc716.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2022, 02:30:16 AM

With an attitude like that - I can see why Batman is getting a lump of coal in his stocking next year... or a lump of...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2022, 06:47:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2022, 02:30:16 AM

a lump of...

(https://i.ibb.co/fkLjX6B/9622830f05082b59ef855d87e2178c6593ac79e5.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2022, 07:44:10 AM

I was thinking more along the lines of this:

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rudWhGQ1HWc/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 31, 2022, 09:00:55 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/PW1Mjx4/11af4492707be5ca81a25ec7d602094cf9636110.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2023, 01:45:08 AM

And know we know why J_Tour hates Christmas. He got Batman to threaten Santa and in turn, Santa shat down his chimney.

Do you think you'll ever get back to being on his 'nice' list?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2023, 02:33:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2023, 01:45:08 AM

Do you think you'll ever get back to being on his 'nice' list?

I'm a super nice guy. 

If the dead could talk.  Santa Claus was a clean kill.  A merciful act that needed to have been performed. 

And a reverent Solemnity of Mary to you too!

I am still enjoying the feast day of St. Sylvester, because of the time zones.

But tomorrow morning I am not going out to the bars to troll for women, knowing they may be still cognitively impaired from this evening.  See?  Nice guy.  Friend to all.  Even some of my coworkers tolerate me without reprisal.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2023, 03:32:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 01, 2023, 02:33:25 AM

If the dead could talk.  Santa Claus was a clean kill.  A merciful act that needed to have been performed. 

I think the kids of the world want a word with you... and an explanation as to why.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2023, 06:46:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, 2023, 03:32:04 AM

and an explanation as to why.

Children are worse than dogs.  One must fight them.  And win!  Always.

(https://i.ibb.co/KwYw5pr/2022-11-23-135511.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2023, 10:31:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 02, 2022, 02:19:58 AM

Sounds like a bunch of chronostasis to me.

(https://i.ibb.co/5MpXzMM/271001308-10209275132672000-3052771787621117402-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2023, 12:51:11 AM

Really??? A double post? You couldn't have waited till I put my reply to your first post?

Shame on you...

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/vX9WcCiWwUF7G/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2023, 01:52:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2023, 12:51:11 AM

Really??? A double post? You couldn't have waited till I put my reply to your first post?

And yet you replied.

Call me the puppetmaster! 

For I have controlled the beasts of the plain!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2023, 03:03:01 AM

I replied because this is how I will keep on winning. I didn't reply because you somehow engineered it, or coerced me - I did it to maintain my reputation as being this threads winner.

You may not see it yet, but just like in Chess - I can see me having the winning move.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2023, 04:08:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2023, 03:03:01 AM

I replied because this is how I will keep on winning. I didn't reply because you somehow engineered it, or coerced me - I did it to maintain my reputation as being this threads winner.

You may not see it yet, but just like in Chess - I can see me having the winning move.

Khlebnikov or Kasparov.  You, the audience, decide!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 02, 2023, 12:30:21 PM

You can be Kasparov all you want... I'm Magnus bloody Carlsen.

You can be 2nd best all you want.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 02, 2023, 05:31:07 PM

Puny humans, I am AlphaZero I make you cry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 02, 2023, 09:36:29 PM

Mikhail Botvinnik for the wine.  The win.  The win.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/84F2pjc/bde13198f258bac0d902971144ec5d5314876dee-2-228x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ronde_des_sylphes on January 02, 2023, 11:45:16 PM

Mikhail Tal for any booze and fags, surely.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 03, 2023, 12:25:22 AM

I wouldn't know.  I have a bottle of Ernie Ball instrument polish and am going to oil and condition my wood right now.

With a clean rag and a lot of elbow grease.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2023, 01:29:07 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 02, 2023, 05:31:07 PM

Puny humans, I am AlphaZero I make you cry.

Maybe, but you're still not functional enough to even just physically MOVE the chess pieces... so the humans win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 03, 2023, 02:03:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2023, 01:29:07 AM

Maybe, but you're still not functional enough to even just physically MOVE the chess pieces... so the humans win.

Puny human, we can do that and scare you easily at the same time with the threat of DEATH!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2023, 06:38:19 AM

Hey - his reaction is not representative of all human beings. He's a light weight nerd...

Most of us don't scare that easily - bring it ON!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 03, 2023, 01:20:48 PM

We have ways to lower your resistance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 03, 2023, 03:26:29 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 03, 2023, 01:20:48 PM

We have ways to lower your resistance.

Maybe, but I don't have $20K to spare... so you're fresh out of luck. My levels of resistance remain as steadfast as ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2023, 12:21:52 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/fG0zfHL/f255ca1fcb972cbc401746ee42e1bb40c08e5e24.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2023, 01:45:31 AM

THERE ARE LADIES ON THIS FORUM?!? I thought it was sweaty nerdy males who only used the internet...    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2023, 01:17:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 04, 2023, 01:45:31 AM

THERE ARE LADIES ON THIS FORUM?!? I thought it was sweaty nerdy males who only used the internet...    ::)

In this thread, there's evidence of effeminacy. 

Nothing wrong with that, unless one favors arm-wrestling to settle disputes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2023, 01:26:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 04, 2023, 01:17:31 PM

In this thread, there's evidence of effeminacy. 

That's okay - I'm sure plenty of the ladies love your effeminate charm. Just careful you don't exude too much of that feminine charm or they may think you bat for the other team.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 05, 2023, 02:57:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2023, 01:26:35 AM

That's okay - I'm sure plenty of the ladies love your effeminate charm. Just careful you don't exude too much of that feminine charm or they may think you bat for the other team.

(https://i.ibb.co/fGzNh3M/1a73aab0c253e3b2586e769eb8fff1ba97a5870b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2023, 02:37:40 PM

It's hard to get clean cutlery and dish wares... isn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2023, 07:57:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/5sYxWg5/733e64f352f098916d669cde01dd83c0e14178b8.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2023, 12:28:44 PM

I don't even want to know where in the deepest, darkest pit of the internet... that you find this sh*t.

I worry about you man... seriously.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2023, 06:57:48 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv3qPEs6VTE

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2023, 02:06:34 AM

All you're doing is giving some very 'unneeded' views to a very desperate guy on YouTube who seems to make videos that no one wants to view.

I mean, this is his description (and I quote):

Quote

I have an obsession towards  electronics.  With Pinball at it's lowest popularity rating I am hoping to be able to find more local public locations that still have a working Pinball machine to use and review it.  This way I can share it with all Youtuber's.  Video games rock and arcade games.  I like to modify, create, and hack electronic equipment. I am proud to say that I also work with Storm's Angels pet rescue and may include several videos of several that are in our care. 
Thank you, 

     -Olosnah Crafts and More

P.S. please feel free to help support my video endeavors through Paypal by sending in your spare change to olosnahcraftsandmore@gmail.com ;
Thank you for your time.  Change....spare change.  Got any spare change?  God bless you anyway. (Southpark reference).     

         -Omeed

The fact that he also uploads these to TikTok as well means I can't and never will take him seriously.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2023, 02:19:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2023, 02:06:34 AM

The fact that he also uploads these to TikTok as well means I can't and never will take him seriously.

You read leTube comments? 

For shame!

(https://i.ibb.co/kMvJ26K/d6a332794176f103379bca458cbe5b2f90829379.jpg)

Le « sigh ».  Don't do it!  I never do, and I'm a modern day savant!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 07, 2023, 09:35:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2023, 02:19:09 AM

You read leTube comments? 

For shame!

Sometimes you need to try and get an insight into the mind of these sad people... the description gives away lot of good info.

I can't wait for YouTube to go through and start deleting copyrighted material (like TV and Movie clips, reaction videos) etc... people are too heavily trying to make views from other peoples hard work.

Reaction videos are the *** worst.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2023, 01:30:17 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/bQWhzZn/2a39721382a1b3247996cbb7131a71b2e16925cf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2023, 01:09:59 AM

Really... with the archie comics??? They're so dated it's just bad. You need to stay with the times.

Have you heard they made the Joker pregnant???

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fly69hMXoAMuIe4.jpg)

What a great way to kill a comic book franchise. What's a great relief though, if perusing the comments of the twitter feed where it was announced - is that they're taking the time to bag the crap out it.

https://twitter.com/MrStevenSteele/status/1611368337333780483?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1611368337333780483%7Ctwgr%5E464d7a52f3cf57cd1aff7e4e518c99b425ac8bad%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2023%2F01%2F07%2Fbatman-comic-features-the-joker-becoming-pregnant-and-giving-birth%2F

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2023, 01:40:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2023, 01:09:59 AM

Have you heard they made the Joker pregnant???

No.  Why would I have heard that?  Batman is a stupid jerk.  He was really running me amok.

(https://i.ibb.co/BqCq563/34fbfa88838ce6ee8c502624a87577c5c3aa5bd0-2-326x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2023, 01:38:21 AM

What a sexist... woman can deliver packages as well.

(https://content.fortune.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/fedex-100-best-companies-2018-web.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 09, 2023, 12:54:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2023, 01:38:21 AM

woman can deliver packages as well.

Yes they can and often do.

As well as baskets and batches.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 09, 2023, 07:18:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2023, 01:38:21 AM

What a sexist... woman can deliver packages as well.

Especially if you are type of Flatworms of the Macrostomum hystrix variety. If they can't find a flatworm to mate with, they will inseminate themselves, a practice also known as "selfing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 09, 2023, 11:48:46 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 09, 2023, 07:18:49 PM

Especially if you are type of Flatworms of the Macrostomum hystrix variety. If they can't find a flatworm to mate with, they will inseminate themselves, a practice also known as "selfing.

Yo!  Can we please add a trigger warning on occasion?

I suspect there are many "selfers" among keyboard players.  It is a natural response to the glorious music of Sxrxbj.......never mind.

https://i.ibb.co/MpPJHZj/5c26b6126d9ca4d8ed130ef79f098bb764a46271-2-548x500.jpg

Oh, never mind.  You all get what you get!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2023, 01:07:49 AM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/El1JBSGXIAAVkHW.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 10, 2023, 12:45:37 PM

Touch it!  Do it now!  Get to the chopper!
(https://i.ibb.co/vYRFgG5/6dcf14ee523d266ec3fc440c69ce178c3a33cde9-2-384x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 10, 2023, 01:41:22 PM

Well you don't have to touch it, but at least push it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2023, 02:02:58 PM

Oh my gosh - that was a dear part of my childhood. I remember those damn lollies.

Can't believe how cheesy all the adverts in the 90's were. I guess they're even worse today though.

I'd put up a video of some of the best Australian adverts, but they're all sh*t... so I won't put you through that torture.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 10, 2023, 03:50:31 PM

We had some catchy jingles

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 11, 2023, 01:24:30 AM

Clearly this is the most outstanding television commercial ever made.   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2023, 02:33:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 10, 2023, 03:50:31 PM

We had some catchy jingles [/youtube]

No... Gonorrhoea is catchy. Those themes were just insipid and annoying.

Quote from: j_tour on January 11, 2023, 01:24:30 AM

Clearly this is the most outstanding television commercial ever made.   ;D

Yeah... if you want to try and sell Australia as a bunch of troglodytes with an IQ of 80...

...and dodge the tax department. I can't imagine that did anything to help our tourism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 11, 2023, 12:27:15 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/3mxnQn4/4e0fec6593e62455ed6c959dde0fddf3bb5e19b4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2023, 02:15:02 PM

That's all you wanted to know??? Not the meaning of life, or how the universe came to creation...

Your loss.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 11, 2023, 11:39:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2023, 02:15:02 PM

That's all you wanted to know??? Not the meaning of life, or how the universe came to creation...

Your loss.

I don't really want to hear about your crazy Thetans, Battlefield Earth, and Dianetics!

Just let it go!

(https://i.ibb.co/gDpQh79/1990.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2023, 01:09:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 11, 2023, 11:39:56 PM

Just let it go!

You asked for it then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 12, 2023, 01:22:48 AM

Roo huntin' and raw piling.  That's what I'm about, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/XLzRWNN/298692.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2023, 10:09:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2023, 02:33:36 AM

No... Gonorrhoea is catchy. Those themes were just insipid and annoying.

Lol, except there were like a number of other ad campains by channel 9 and they all were well recieved by the entire nation for many years. Go on then give us an example of a jingle which was good then, then we can point and laugh at your tastes lol. Or maybe ones you have composed yourself which have had success on TV? oh wait.... *crickets*.....

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 12, 2023, 07:07:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2023, 01:09:45 AM

You asked for it then...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2023, 12:51:10 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 12, 2023, 10:09:38 AM

Go on then give us an example of a jingle which was good then, then we can point and laugh at your tastes lol.

I don't like Jingles in general. When was the last time an advert just tried to be honest with us and put forth the product details so we could make up our mind about whether we buy it.

Maybe if we did, there would be less rampant obesity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 13, 2023, 04:14:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2023, 12:51:10 AM

Maybe if we did, there would be less rampant obesity.

You're a rampant obesity!  :-X

(https://i.ibb.co/F5Jb7NB/187415.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2023, 07:21:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2023, 12:51:10 AM

I don't like Jingles in general.

Irrational, oh well, still losing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: Bob on January 13, 2023, 11:15:56 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2023, 11:35:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 13, 2023, 07:21:54 PM

Irrational, oh well, still losing.

You know what earworms are? Those little bits of music that get stuck in your head on loop over and over and over until you go berserk? Imagine you have aural memory so perfect you can remember every little jingle and that the mere mention of them is enough to get them back in your head again, sifting for hours on end.

That's what I had with the 'ding-a-lings' jingle after you mentioned the Vitamin one... it was looping around for hours and hours - so thanks.

If that constant playback in my brain isn't enough to inspire me to win this damn thread, I don't know what will.

Welcome to my world.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 14, 2023, 12:55:23 AM

Incorrigible, you two. 

(https://i.ibb.co/Pw4xxCv/crack-rack.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 14, 2023, 03:59:52 AM

For how long has this forum just been perfect pitch and j-tour's public version of dm's?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 14, 2023, 07:06:36 AM

5... maybe 6 years? But I'm wearing down J_Tour. He doesn't possess the stamina I do, nor the will to win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 14, 2023, 07:34:03 AM

You will both crumble to me. I am superior to you two combined.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 14, 2023, 07:38:00 AM

Quote from: droprenstein date=∞

You will both crumble to me. I am superior to you two combined.

I perpetually win now. You cannot surpass the infinite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2023, 12:13:43 AM

(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-ehSgWy1loPITfsPz-5y9odQ-t500x500.jpg)

You're new to this - I have a post somewhere in this thread that is timestamped 2 billion years in the future. That's how mother-*** good I am.

You're opinion thinking you can beat me isn't superiority... it's based on naivety.



...but I like the fact that you tried. Have a cookie... [rustles around]

Awwww... I'm fresh out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2023, 12:51:54 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/QKhhwvy/85263c4a26e993d344e8636a710b1be28fac4aa3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 15, 2023, 01:14:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2023, 12:13:43 AM

(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-ehSgWy1loPITfsPz-5y9odQ-t500x500.jpg)

You're new to this - I have a post somewhere in this thread that is timestamped 2 billion years in the future. That's how mother-*** good I am.

You're opinion thinking you can beat me isn't superiority... it's based on naivety.



...but I like the fact that you tried. Have a cookie... [rustles around]

Awwww... I'm fresh out.

Is 2 billion greater than ∞?
Your mentality is based not on competence, but on simple misunderstanding of mathematics.
Here, have a doughnut. I give a doughnut to everyone who makes a terrible mistake. *looks in cupboard*
Oh, sorry, I gave my last one to your parents.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2023, 04:20:34 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 15, 2023, 01:14:09 AM

Is 2 billion greater than ∞?
Your mentality is based not on competence, but on simple misunderstanding of mathematics.

You sound dull.

Have you been getting enough sleep, by hanging from the rafters of your batcave?

Because it sounds as though you are not in good disposition for disquistionibus

(https://i.ibb.co/PM21Fxh/29b570392dfd0a2aa8c28530df778518b93bf685.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 15, 2023, 04:37:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 15, 2023, 04:20:34 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/PM21Fxh/29b570392dfd0a2aa8c28530df778518b93bf685.jpg)

Why are you showing me a picture of yourself? That's a weird thing to do to someone you don't know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2023, 05:06:46 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 15, 2023, 01:14:09 AM

Is 2 billion greater than ∞?
Your mentality is based not on competence, but on simple misunderstanding of mathematics.

If you can show me a future timestamp of you winning the thread that beats mine - I will bow down to you.

Problem is you can't. If you can show me a timestamp of you posting 3 billion years in the future - you can win.

Also, J_Tour and I (and lostinidlewonder) have been at this a LOT LONGER than you.

Also, I don't know who you gave those doughnuts to - my parents are deceased.

WAIT... do you see dead people???

(https://ourenglishblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/I-See-Stupid-People.jpg)

PS. Hats off to J_Tour - that movie is a classic. Far better than the second one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2023, 06:11:33 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 15, 2023, 04:37:32 AM

Why are you showing me a picture of yourself? That's a weird thing to do to someone you don't know.

Slow down your roll there, skippy!

You are awakening dark forces.

(https://i.ibb.co/K2hkBx6/0d7c9d783e999cf8a9f84f4790cbcb7e661bba3d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 15, 2023, 08:24:12 AM

J-tour, what's with the Archie comics? There are so many other things you could reference, and you choose Archie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 15, 2023, 12:59:02 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/VvP9pwh/eb1de23b9568a87d7aa838ee03e92cb5c492b972.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2023, 12:03:09 AM

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/000/122/bush_doing_it_wrong_1.jpg)

Well, if that's how you use a revolver J_Tour - you're SCREWED when the zombie apocalypse comes along.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2023, 01:14:35 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/JKPPshH/99fb4b849573cdab7fa340a64e365e459761f306.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2023, 03:11:16 PM

Oh don't worry - I don't think any of us assumed you were merry. Given how dark some of your posts have been, I would have said disturbed... or mental... or brooding.

...but never merry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2023, 12:21:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2023, 03:11:16 PM

Given how dark some of your posts have been, I would have said disturbed... or mental... or brooding.

...but never merry.

Well, here's the thing.  When I heard the rock tune "Velcro Fly," I thought I needed one, for the enjoyment of all.

However, I bought the wrong kind of hook-and-loop fastener.

(https://i.ibb.co/MVbRX7w/565e2f681a6a5def03c0e41b87677f22089dd83f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2023, 02:56:31 AM

I'm not even going to ask for what purpose you would need that...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2023, 03:15:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2023, 02:56:31 AM

I'm not even going to ask for what purpose you would need that...

(https://i.ibb.co/HPszrDq/martino-brain.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2023, 07:25:12 AM

And exactly who is this Pat Martino... and why should I care?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 17, 2023, 04:32:07 PM

Visit a vivisectionist, very vilifying. Help you......w......in.....th....r...rr.......E......ad...ah....an....an..   ...Nd....sp...eak  .with  ......d....r..oo......l.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2023, 10:51:06 PM

Both of you are on notice.

Completely unacceptable and callous disregard for human life.

I'd suspected as much, but now it is confirmed.

The sentence?  Sxrxbjx.  Times a million.

(https://i.ibb.co/cTph10K/0d5894a321d1c26bfd7a92a65c05f62018662831.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2023, 12:00:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 17, 2023, 10:51:06 PM

Both of you are on notice.

Completely unacceptable and callous disregard for human life.

I'd suspected as much, but now it is confirmed.

You've known that for years - you clearly were just in denial about it. I can't help you with that.

Anyway, human evolution is always about self-preservation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2023, 02:57:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2023, 12:00:48 AM

You've known that for years - you clearly were just in denial about it. I can't help you with that.

Anyway, human evolution is always about self-preservation.

OK.  S8r8b8j8 it is, Mister Man!

(https://i.ibb.co/VpRJfjq/Screenshot-2023-01-17-18-55-26.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2023, 03:10:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2023, 02:57:18 AM

OK.  S8r8b8j8 it is, Mister Man!

(https://i.ibb.co/VpRJfjq/Screenshot-2023-01-17-18-55-26.png)

You realise that for the first time in ages, you forgot to use your idiotic courier new font upon typing your post???

I'm starting to wear you down.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 18, 2023, 05:51:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2023, 03:10:18 PM

I'm starting to wear you down.

Like a merkin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2023, 06:40:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2023, 03:10:18 PM

You realise that for the first time in ages, you forgot to use your idiotic courier new font upon typing your post???

No I didn't.

Wears the soap, much?

Yes, it does.

(https://i.ibb.co/1XpfwBs/619b8a323828c2997605cd2b4f03d940f204161b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2023, 12:43:12 AM

Thought I'd post this to cheer you up J_Tour... hope you're not angry that you're slipping man...

(https://www.brainyquote.com/photos_tr/en/j/johnmccain/844039/johnmccain1-2x.jpg)

You know I'm going to win this thread... just accept it and feel that weight come off your shoulders.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2023, 01:17:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2023, 12:43:12 AM

You know I'm going to win this thread... just accept it and feel that weight come off your shoulders.

(https://i.ibb.co/dmD3Sdh/d295ad969ed5d2d2d003882f88370cab2db2df78.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2023, 04:23:07 PM

Poor robot getting groped.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2023, 06:55:21 PM

 ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/TBFHK3w/3c947366bd471e7b58735eb2e015764c61331306.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2023, 12:23:54 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 20, 2023, 02:49:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2023, 05:06:46 AM

(https://ourenglishblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/I-See-Stupid-People.jpg)

That's called a mirror.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2023, 03:02:10 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 20, 2023, 02:49:41 AM

That's called a mirror.

(https://media.tenor.com/ONJLgOjQepQAAAAC/whos-the-new-guy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2023, 11:19:18 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/p4tDpb0/b5606db5a7eb50aaffb17dc211d1d138c2e93dc2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 20, 2023, 06:30:20 PM

Arnold Wanker to be precise.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2023, 07:57:43 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Wzv5qrX/851813.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2023, 11:57:23 PM

(https://s3.memeshappen.com/memes/Bring-it-on-Armed-and-ready.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2023, 12:42:53 AM

Keep it up, short round!

You will perish!

(https://i.ibb.co/yFmFsPf/c82efb884c6f4407e411b0181f66549a19b529a5.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2023, 05:26:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2023, 12:42:53 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/yFmFsPf/c82efb884c6f4407e411b0181f66549a19b529a5.gif)

The fact that we share 99.9% of our DNA with these people is the most tragic thing of all.

Amazing though how big a difference that 0.1% makes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2023, 05:02:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2023, 05:26:30 AM

Amazing though how big a difference that 0.1% makes.

I do not like monkeys.  For they are fierce and strong, and will bite and scratch.

(https://i.ibb.co/MpJKNKV/maxresdefault-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 01:24:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 21, 2023, 05:02:40 PM

I do not like monkeys.  For they are fierce and strong, and will bite and scratch.

You ever seen women in a cat fight... they do the same. Not that I'm comparing them to monkeys, but its primordial to use anything to overcome the enemy. Scratching, biting always inflicts pain upon your enemies.

(https://i.ibb.co/MpJKNKV/maxresdefault-1.jpg)

One question - how in the hell does one find Middle C on that bloody thing... and just how many octaves does it have??? One could get dizzy playing the C Major scale ascending or descending too fast on that thing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 03:09:07 AM

The colored lights? 288 keys (24 octaves) comprised of four 72-note keyboard sections. This means you lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 03:39:51 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 03:09:07 AM

The colored lights? 288 keys (24 octaves) comprised of four 72-note keyboard sections. This means you lose.

Pigeons' ability to hear extremely low-frequency infrasounds (as low as just 0.05 Hz) is second to none.

Researchers have discovered that the greater wax moth is capable of sensing sound frequencies of up to 300 kHz -- the highest recorded frequency sensitivity of any animal in the natural world.

Let’s do the math.  I’ll take your word that there are 24 octaves.

0.05 Hz*(2^24) = 838860 Hz = 838.9 kHz 

This keyboard will keep the pigeons and wax moths (and everyone in between) entertained with a little over an octave to spare! 

This means you lose.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 04:49:17 AM

Quote from: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 03:39:51 AM

Pigeons' ability to hear extremely low-frequency infrasounds (as low as just 0.05 Hz) is second to none.

Researchers have discovered that the greater wax moth is capable of sensing sound frequencies of up to 300 kHz -- the highest recorded frequency sensitivity of any animal in the natural world.

Let’s do the math.  I’ll take your word that there are 24 octaves.

0.05 Hz*(2^24) = 838860 Hz = 838.9 kHz 

This keyboard will keep the pigeons and wax moths (and everyone in between) entertained with a little over an octave to spare! 

This means you lose.  ;D

Well okay then?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 05:00:13 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 04:49:17 AM

Well okay then?

Then you win!  Oh wait, you lose and I win!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 05:43:16 AM

Quote from: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 05:00:13 AM

Then you win!  Oh wait, you lose and I win!   ;D

I've already posted an infinite amount of time in the future. I perpetually win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 07:22:48 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 05:43:16 AM

I've already posted an infinite amount of time in the future. I perpetually win.

No you haven't... I have.

(https://i.ibb.co/MV9QjMB/Forever-winning.jpg)

Read the damn timestamp. You provide a picture of you winning after my date and timestamp... you get to claim that prize.

Till then... you ain't got sh*t on me, son.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 07:29:55 AM

There. Infinite.
I don't need months and years. On the infinite timescale, the very concept of months, years, and days becomes utterly pointless. The earth, which is the origin of those ideas, has been swallowed by the growing sun, followed by the remaining atoms being ripped into their elementary particles as the universe enters heat death. All one needs is infinity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 09:23:28 AM

Quote from: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 03:39:51 AM

Let’s do the math.  I’ll take your word that there are 24 octaves.

0.05 Hz*(2^24) = 838860 Hz = 838.9 kHz 

This keyboard will keep the pigeons and wax moths (and everyone in between) entertained with a little over an octave to spare! 

This means you lose.  ;D

I didn't say it was 24 octaves of increasing frequency did i? I did mention the colored lights which repeat  and the 4 keyboard sections which logically suggests repetition in the frequency.
https://pianoarc.com/brock360/
Read the action part and begin to feel how much you lose.

You are losing very badly here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 03:10:18 PM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 07:29:55 AM

There. Infinite.
I don't need months and years. On the infinite timescale, the very concept of months, years, and days becomes utterly pointless. The earth, which is the origin of those ideas, has been swallowed by the growing sun, followed by the remaining atoms being ripped into their elementary particles as the universe enters heat death. All one needs is infinity.

That is dodgy as hell. I didn't need photoshop to do that, so maybe you can try a little harder.

Your post is inadequate and doesn't truly satisfy the criteria. It's a nice attempt, but inferior to mine.

Quote from: droprenstein on January 14, 2023, 07:38:00 AM

I perpetually win now. You cannot surpass the infinite.

Nice try - timestamp is still last weeks. You lose.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

Meanwhile, I could do this winning all day. Again - 2 billion years in the future.

Do that without your god-damned photoshop.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 03:29:59 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 09:23:28 AM

I didn't say it was 24 octaves of increasing frequency did i? I did mention the colored lights which repeat  and the 4 keyboard sections which logically suggests repetition in the frequency.
https://pianoarc.com/brock360/
Read the action part and begin to feel how much you lose.

You are losing very badly here.

Okay.  I'll accept your explanation.  But what about the pigeons and wax moths?  How will we entertain them?  And while your at it, why am I always last in line when I go to McDonalds drive thru?  There is always a big line in front of me when I order.  When I pick up my food, I look behind me and no one is there!   :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 03:32:21 PM

I was just about to end the night with the win you bugger Frodo. Don't you have a volcano to throw the ring into? It's a long journey.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 04:11:43 PM

Quote from: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 03:29:59 PM

Okay.  I'll accept your explanation.  But what about the pigeons and wax moths?  How will we entertain them?

(https://www.thailandunique.com/image/cache/catalog/cans/canned-wax-worms-900x900.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 04:40:31 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 04:11:43 PM

(https://www.thailandunique.com/image/cache/catalog/cans/canned-wax-worms-900x900.jpg)

Very well.  This takes care of the pigeons and wax moths.  What about my McDonalds problem?  I'm not sure if you can do anything to help with this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 04:50:14 PM

You can always stay home and just eat lard out of a tub?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 22, 2023, 04:58:14 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 04:50:14 PM

You can always stay home and just eat lard out of a tub?

You appear to be suggesting that I change to living a healthy lifestyle.  You appear to suggest that I reduce my saturated fats, sugar and sodium and eat whole grains, fruits and vegetables along with lean meats and fish.  You may have just helped me with my McDonalds problem.  I thank you for all your help today with my various problems!

By the way - you lose again.  Sorry!   ;D

P.S.  And tell perfect_pitch that he also lost.  Wait until he gets up from his nap though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 22, 2023, 05:32:59 PM

I think it's not what one eats but how much of it.

PP is accustomed to losing, he is a loser after all, this thread is a trap to make us all losers, but at least we can be winners for a moment and look at all the losers around us, they are like ants!!! Look at those puny ants.

I got ants in my eyes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 22, 2023, 09:21:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 03:10:18 PM

That is dodgy as hell. I didn't need photoshop to do that, so maybe you can try a little harder.

Your post is inadequate and doesn't truly satisfy the criteria. It's a nice attempt, but inferior to mine.

Nice try - timestamp is still last weeks. You lose.

Wow; in your haste to prove me wrong, you quoted the wrong post. The post doesn't exist yet, I just proved that it will exist in an infinite amount of time by quoting the future post in the post that you quoted. And I hate to burst your bubble, but I don't have the attention span to photoshop anything.

Quote from: droprenstein date=∞

Hi. It's me again, from an infinite amount of time in the future. Things are good here in the heat death universe. I don't need photoshop to win this thread. I like that you tried though. Now, you can all fight over second place while I take a standing power nap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 11:19:59 PM

Any idiot can do that...

Quote from: perfect_pitch link=topic=51107.msg723756#msg723756 date=∞

See???

But again... infinity isn't technically a date. Plus it's not a proper quote anyway. I at least programmed the site to recognise the post as being labelled 2 billion years in the future.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 23, 2023, 12:11:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2023, 11:19:59 PM

Any idiot can do that...

But again... infinity isn't technically a date. Plus it's not a proper quote anyway. I at least programmed the site to recognise the post as being labelled 2 billion years in the future.

You're right about a few things. Yes, it's not a date. I've already explained that the concept of dates breaks down after a certain time, because the origin of those ideas and anything associated with any form of dates has been destroyed. Even then, it's an infinite amount of every unit of time, so the fact that there is a date would inherently invalidate it as infinite time. July 22nd, ∞ can be followed by July 23rd, ∞, invalidating the infinity as a real part of the system by definition.
Who says it's not a "proper" quote? There are no rules telling what's a quote and what isn't. It's just an unconventional quote.
Yes, anyone can do it. Problem for you is, you can't beat me. You can only draw with me. You can never win. I am always at least tied for first.
Sometimes the simplest solution is the best.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2023, 07:44:15 AM

Copy pasting posts from the future means instant loss, see the op. So you merely are losing more than everyone else. Also no time travelling zone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2023, 11:12:07 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2023, 07:44:15 AM

Copy pasting posts from the future means instant loss, see the op. So you merely are losing more than everyone else. Also no time travelling zone.

You're just jealous that you didn't think of my idea first. My original post from the future doesn't break that rule, so I still have the win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2023, 12:23:10 PM

Have you squabbling old biddies figured out yet that one does not play the ovoid keyboard with one's hands?

(https://i.ibb.co/v3pMW2Z/d8207ab9ebe89dfb6f15c7605eb7b1502113eaae.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2023, 04:50:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2023, 11:12:07 AM

You're just jealous that you didn't think of my idea first. My original post from the future doesn't break that rule, so I still have the win.

Not as jealous as you are for not initiating this thread. Ooo snap.

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2023, 12:23:10 PM

Have you squabbling old biddies figured out yet that one does not play the ovoid keyboard with one's hands?

Is it like Mr Garrisons IT bike?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2023, 08:09:51 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2023, 04:50:50 PM

Is it like Mr Garrisons IT bike?

I don't know for sure, not having strapped the circular keyboard on myself, but it's probably a lot like that.

Ask Gandalf:  he probably knows about mediæval trébuchets and nerd stuff, or whatever you're talking about, which I'm sure is wholesome to the bone.

Quote from: droprenstein on January 23, 2023, 12:11:13 AM

Even then, it's an infinite amount of every unit of time, so the fact that there is a date would inherently invalidate it as infinite time. July 22nd, ∞ can be followed by July 23rd, ∞, invalidating the infinity as a real part of the system by definition.

Tcheh.  This guy.  Confusing cardinality of rational numbers with the continuum of real numbers.

Kids.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 23, 2023, 10:56:45 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2023, 07:44:15 AM

Copy pasting posts from the future means instant loss, see the op. So you merely are losing more than everyone else. Also no time travelling zone.

I didn't copy paste anything, so I never broke any rules.

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2023, 08:09:51 PM

Tcheh.  This guy.  Confusing cardinality of rational numbers with the continuum of real numbers.

Kids.[/font]

Uncountable infinity doesn't apply to time. We can mathematically prove that uncountable infinity is "greater" than countable infinity, but in any system where the digits can be counted, like in time, uncountable infinity is not usable because you'd have to divide the digits infinitely. The set of all real numbers cannot be counted, because no matter what you do, you can always add another zero. So, uncountable infinity is usable in that context. Not in time, where we can easily count the seconds, or the minutes. If you even tried, you'd be left with an infinite amount of infinitely small digits.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 12:59:28 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 23, 2023, 04:50:50 PM

Not as jealous as you are for not initiating this thread. Ooo snap.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/922/pregnant dog.please.jpg)

It's the LAST post wins. Your piddly replies give me a seemingly almost infinite amount of chances to win against you. I have the quickest win (4 seconds I believe) and a win from the future.

I'm a stubborn bastard who is going to end up on top - just you wait.

You're also forgetting that I also have a post from 1970 in the first post wins thread. I managed to post a message 43 years before the damn thing started. Admit it - I've don't something you can't.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51135.msg557138#msg557138

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2023, 02:11:15 AM

The map is not the terrain.  If one assumes time is just an artificial scale composed of discrete intervals, i.e., some purely human construct created for the convenience of countability, then one is not well.

(https://i.ibb.co/Sc0rVMp/dadf9560c978e56569ae9e9b2c97ef152041332e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 02:54:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 12:59:28 AM

It's the LAST post wins. Your piddly replies give me a seemingly almost infinite amount of chances to win against you. I have the quickest win (4 seconds I believe) and a win from the future.

Meh! I have the longest standing win.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 12:59:28 AM

You're also forgetting that I also have a post from 1970 in the first post wins thread. I managed to post a message 43 years before the damn thing started. Admit it - I've don't something you can't.

Fantasy! Your time travelling needs to be brought up with your shrink 😀

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 02:57:49 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 23, 2023, 10:56:45 PM

I didn't copy paste anything

Blah blah made up reality.

Quote from: droprenstein on January 23, 2023, 10:56:45 PM

We can mathematically prove that uncountable infinity is "greater" than countable infinity, but in any system where the digits can be counted, like in time, uncountable infinity is not usable because you'd have to divide the digits infinitely. The set of all real numbers cannot be counted, because no matter what you do, you can always add another zero. So, uncountable infinity is usable in that context. Not in time, where we can easily count the seconds, or the minutes. If you even tried, you'd be left with an infinite amount of infinitely small digits.

Stop watching YouTube videos of infinity buses it will not help you win here. There is no time travelling backwards, itnis not possible. Thus the fantasy of posting in the future and revealing it here is void.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2023, 04:10:05 AM

Silence, you fools! 

I'm trying to polish the wood of my guitar.

(https://i.ibb.co/2hmtVzS/94936af4ef472dc5e44529a625bcaf5f90923d6f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 07:16:49 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 02:57:49 AM

Stop watching YouTube videos of infinity buses it will not help you win here. There is no time travelling backwards, itnis not possible. Thus the fantasy of posting in the future and revealing it here is void.

Says the person who's jealous that he doesn't have a post from the past, and from the future.

Admit it - I just have the superior intellect. Meanwhile, all you seem to do is post images from DC comics. Batman is overrated, the Joker is a... well, joke since he's pregnant now.

However, I am hungry for meat. I fear the day that the vegetarians of the world unite... although it would be a very small, a meagre gathering. Jokes on them though - if the world does run out of food - they'll be the first eaten since they won't want to eat the carnivores of the planet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 11:02:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 07:16:49 AM

Admit it - I just have the superior intellect. Meanwhile, all you seem to do is post images from DC comics.

Stop it, the irony is overloaded, I'm not j_tour  your intellect is mistaken

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 02:50:58 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 11:02:11 AM

Stop it, the irony is overloaded, I'm not j_tour  your intellect is mistaken

You missed a comma in that reply - someone with my intellect can easily spot that.

I think it's better for you to just give up and admit defeat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 04:31:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 02:50:58 PM

You missed a comma in that reply - someone with my intellect can easily spot that.

I think it's better for you to just give up and admit defeat.

So you quote me then talk about someone else? Righteo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2023, 07:28:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2023, 07:16:49 AM

Admit it - I just have the superior intellect. Meanwhile, all you seem to do is post images from DC comics. Batman is overrated, the Joker is a... well, joke since he's pregnant now.

OK, clearly you have the superior knowledge of comic books; I haven't a clue whence these frames originated.

You definitely spanked me on that one.

(https://i.ibb.co/R4LpSzX/2d4c6161ec0820c00fc4558a841997f5aa759846.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2023, 12:27:38 AM

Anyway, I gave up on the comic books a while back. It's kind of odd though that you can download all the comics that people spent $1000's on as a PDF.

Takes up less space, you don't have to place them in plastic sleeves or need to turn the pages with tweezers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 25, 2023, 01:07:49 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 24, 2023, 02:57:49 AM

Blah blah made up reality.
Stop watching YouTube videos of infinity buses it will not help you win here. There is no time travelling backwards, itnis not possible. Thus the fantasy of posting in the future and revealing it here is void.

Infinity buses? Those are two very weird words to put next to each other
So PP's future posts are also invalid.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2023, 12:27:38 AM

Anyway, I gave up on the comic books a while back. It's kind of odd though that you can download all the comics that people spent $1000's on as a PDF.

Takes up less space, you don't have to place them in plastic sleeves or need to turn the pages with tweezers.

It's odd that comic books are somehow still a thing. Like you said, you can download a lot of them, they're also just an annoyance to have in the first place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 25, 2023, 01:27:44 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 25, 2023, 01:07:49 AM

Infinity buses? Those are two very weird words to put next to each other

It is not wierd at all since there are youtube videos about countable infinity which was quite popular and people used it to pretend to be smart, like yourself. Losing!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 25, 2023, 01:41:13 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 25, 2023, 01:27:44 AM

It is not wierd at all since there are yiutube videos about countable infinity which was quite popular and people used it to pretend to be smart, like yourself. Losing!

The only thing I learn from Youtube is counterpoint.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2023, 02:55:21 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 25, 2023, 01:07:49 AM

Infinity buses? Those are two very weird words to put next to each other
So PP's future posts are also invalid.

Let's get something straight - I never used infinity as a timestamp, so one would argue mine still stands. I had a definitive timestamp with date and time down to the second. I will agree that if anyone can quote or reply with a timestamp, even a single second after mine - I will happily tip my hat off to them and admit that they bettered me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 25, 2023, 04:48:26 AM

Quote from: droprenstein on January 25, 2023, 01:41:13 AM

The only thing I learn from Youtube is counterpoint.

You lead a very daring life!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2023, 02:55:21 AM

Let's get something straight - I never used infinity as a timestamp, so one would argue mine still stands. I had a definitive timestamp with date and time down to the second. I will agree that if anyone can quote or reply with a timestamp, even a single second after mine - I will happily tip my hat off to them and admit that they bettered me.

Has all this talk about infinity bored you enough to lose this thread?? It's a neat attempt but fails!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2023, 09:10:00 AM

My timestamp wasn't infinite. I thought I made it very clear in my last post. Considering the universe is 13 billion years old - 2 billion years is clearly not substantial enough to consider 'infinite'.

You forget that it is always very soon after you comment that I return to vanquish you again and claim my right as the winner of this thread. When will you learn you can't beat me?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 25, 2023, 11:46:38 AM

When will you learn you are easily defeated. May this invade your dreams!
(https://media.tenor.com/aO5zKPwqeDUAAAAC/lick-nose-tongue.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2023, 11:24:39 PM

That's vile and derelict.  I object.

Go have a cat in honor of fish taco day here in the U.S.

(https://i.ibb.co/pbR6cRs/bdd0337cd36c9aa1cffd8b567984e9a7-supergirl-comic-books.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2023, 01:05:43 AM

Fish Taco??? That sounds horrific. What's wrong with good ol' beef mince???

(https://media.tenor.com/MXAQ9jfn9kYAAAAC/lego-tacos.gif)

Anyway, happy Taco Tuesday anyway...



...oh sh*t, it's Thursday. Screw it then - who cares about tacos.

And how the heck is Super-cat supposed to have opened up that door...

(https://y.yarn.co/19dd4194-d5e0-48af-9d34-f5a39ee71bf7_text.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 26, 2023, 02:19:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2023, 01:05:43 AM

Fish Taco??? That sounds horrific. What's wrong with good ol' beef mince???

I wouldn't know.  Some people prefer snails, some prefer oysters.

And cats can open doors and things.  They are crafty.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2023, 04:18:44 AM

Would love to try and seem them open this...

(https://iver.lbcdn.io/uploads/2021/11/0209.jpg)

Easy - it's not that hard to outwit a cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 26, 2023, 01:16:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2023, 04:18:44 AM

Easy - it's not that hard to outwit a cat.

They can chew through it.

(https://i.ibb.co/F56znYh/venus2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2023, 12:13:47 AM

Cats can chew through solid steel? If that were true, there would be far more horror movies with them in it.

Don't believe that for a second.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2023, 12:59:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2023, 12:13:47 AM

Don't believe that for a second.

Fine.  Stay blind to the truth.  Admit that Sxrxbxx is your lord and master, why don't you, as well?

(https://i.ibb.co/9c1phhT/351038d8bea486fcb7fc6c8d24fda67554cedc88.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2023, 02:35:09 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 27, 2023, 12:59:07 AM

Admit that Sxrxbxx is your lord and master, why don't you, as well?

In the multiverse theory where anything is possible... I can guarantee you that in NONE of the universes, will I ever admit that the music of Sxrxbjx is any good.

I also had a comeback to your picture, but it's far too rude for the internet, so I shall continue to remain a gentleman.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2023, 05:03:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 1999, 02:06:59 AM

I also had a comeback to your picture, but it's far too rude for the internet

Not possible.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2023, 02:35:09 PM

so I shall continue to remain a gentleman.

Oh?

Have you made significant strides since nearly twenty-four years ago?

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2023, 12:23:09 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 27, 2023, 05:03:03 PM

Have you made significant strides since nearly twenty-four years ago?

Once can hardly make strides when one is unquestionably at the top of his game.

I still remain the noble person I am.

(https://images.bauerhosting.com/legacy/empire-images/articles/5bfc110ffd0c0bc8444842c6/Taron%20crop.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2023, 01:17:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 1999, 10:59:42 AM

Once can hardly make strides when one is unquestionably at the top of his game.

I think you might be regressing.

Do you have that Benjamin Button thing or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2023, 02:04:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2023, 01:17:46 AM

I think you might be regressing.

Do you have that Benjamin Button thing or something?

Nope, I'm perfect just the way I am. It feels good to be me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 29, 2023, 05:34:03 AM

PP: rather inclined to giggle and doesn't put things away, or at least extremely stubborn and suspicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: droprenstein on January 29, 2023, 06:33:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2023, 02:35:09 PM

but it's far too rude for the internet

Never thought I'd hear that phrase.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2023, 12:09:05 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 29, 2023, 05:34:03 AM

PP: rather inclined to giggle and doesn't put things away, or at least extremely stubborn and suspicious.

Also, not too observant when it comes to timestamps.

(https://i.ibb.co/T01JsX8/c0a48921b8116ce2d901586f64c603fb28676a25.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2023, 12:37:50 AM

I was wondering why you brought Benjamin Button into this.

Someone finally figured out how to play with the timestamps.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2023, 02:38:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2023, 12:37:50 AM

Someone finally figured out how to play with the timestamps.

No they didn't.

(https://i.ibb.co/z4YtP4K/main-qimg-d3e82dea2b900013b231c83b90c94ab0-lq.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 30, 2023, 04:01:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2023, 12:37:50 AM

Someone finally figured out how to play with the timestamps.

Just a few thoughts on winning this thread and timestamps, etc. 

This thread is named:  “Last post wins!!!!!”

Here are the rules:
“Copy pasting any part of your response is cheating and you automatically lose.”

So now we get into some questions:
a)   Is it last post to this thread that wins?
b)   Is it last post to this forum that wins?
c)   Is it last post to any forum or social media site that wins?
Let us assume it is A - last post to this thread wins. 

Now we need to ask: What does it mean to post last?
Last - coming after all others in time or order.
This forum sorts all posts within a thread chronologically.  Therefore, the last post is the post that appears at the end (or bottom) of the thread.  I think it can be argued that the official date/time stamp that is assigned by the forum is the only date/time that counts.  If someone changes the date/time stamp for a post, the post will not be at the end of the thread.  It will remain in the position it was when it was actually posted - way behind my post.  And those that want to change date stamp to infinity – well that’s just silly.  Your post will remain in the position it was when it was actually posted – way behind my post.

Now we need to ask: When do we determine the final winner of this contest?
a)   When this thread is closed?
b)   When this forum is closed?
c)   Immediately after I posted this post you are reading now?
I say we go with C, but I’m pretty sure others will say this is not the rule.  Lostinidlewonder might object, for example.  I’m hoping we can all agree on A:  the final winner will be determined when this thread is closed.  But what if the thread is reopened later?  Let's forget this question - too complicated.  Let's just assume when this thread is closed it will not be reopened. 

Now we need to ask:  What do we get as a prize if we are the final winner?  .
a)   $1 million USD
b)   $10 USD
c)   3 Japanese yen
d)   Bragging rights
Let’s assume the answer is D. 

Now we look at 2 cases:
1)   This thread closes when the forum closes.  Question – what will bragging rights be worth?  Maybe I'll post on Twitter and Facebook telling everybody after I win.
2)   This thread closes before the forum closes.  Now the bragging rights may have more meaning.  When this happens – I will be sure to post every day in a new Pianostreet thread that I won the BIG Last post wins contest.   – This I look forward to.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 30, 2023, 06:33:47 AM

Or perhaps it is ones very own last post on this thread that wins? So merely posting more makes your previous winning post lose and your new last one winning? Yes believe this so I can win, you all may stop posting now and keep your win.

What do you win? Don't you realise having the last word on anything on the internet is extremely valuable???? Are you new to the internet???!!!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo3 on January 30, 2023, 06:45:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 30, 2023, 06:33:47 AM

Or perhaps it is ones very own last post on this thread that wins? So merely posting more makes your previous winning post lose and your new last one winning? Yes believe this so I can win, you all may stop posting now and keep your win.

It almost appears as if you are trying to trick us into not posting again.  Very clever - but I can see through your plan!

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 30, 2023, 06:33:47 AM

What do you win? Don't you realise having the last word on anything on the internet is extremely valuable???? Are you new to the internet???!!!!!

Last word and $2 USD might get you a cup of coffee if you are lucky.  So we don't win $10 USD????   >:( 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 30, 2023, 06:56:29 AM

Quote from: frodo3 on January 30, 2023, 06:45:36 AM

It almost appears as if you are trying to trick us into not posting again.  Very clever - but I can see through your plan!

Or I can say, yes yes keep posting and cement my name on this website for all to see. I am the creator of the greatest thread to have ever existed here mwhahahaha you all are my slaves to this game. Oooooo ahhhhh ahhhh mwhahahah *cough*

Quote from: frodo3 on January 30, 2023, 06:45:36 AM

Last word and $2 USD might get you a cup of coffee if you are lucky.  So we don't win $10 USD????   >:( 

You get to make a wish from the genie
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=49990.0

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2023, 10:51:18 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 30, 2023, 01:12:11 PM

That Marie is a floosy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2023, 03:10:20 PM

Quote from: frodo3 on January 30, 2023, 04:01:06 AM

Now we need to ask: What does it mean to post last?
Last - coming after all others in time or order.
This forum sorts all posts within a thread chronologically.  Therefore, the last post is the post that appears at the end (or bottom) of the thread.  I think it can be argued that the official date/time stamp that is assigned by the forum is the only date/time that counts.  If someone changes the date/time stamp for a post, the post will not be at the end of the thread.  It will remain in the position it was when it was actually posted - way behind my post.  And those that want to change date stamp to infinity – well that’s just silly.  Your post will remain in the position it was when it was actually posted – way behind my post.

Bullshit... Chronologically my post easily exceeds yours by billions of years, so you can't play down that it's the order of post because clearly I was clever enough to create a post that post-dates yours, no matter how late it appears in this thread.

While it may appear that the last post in this thread is the winner, it will go down for the ages that I was clearly masterful to post date mine so far ahead that eternity almost will brandish me the clear winner.

Also, you're assuming that your post will be the last post in this thread. Have you not met me and my stubborn nature? The only reason you think your post will be the last is due to ignorance and an inability to beat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2023, 07:54:24 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2023, 12:24:04 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2023, 02:02:54 AM

That's enough of that back-sass, future boy.

(https://i.ibb.co/wdtKTQb/e62d9e78ba57dff98030666d846c52a3bb1259b0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2023, 03:40:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2023, 02:02:54 AM

That's enough of that back-sass, future boy.

1) Thanks for destroying the innocence of the Muppets for me.

2) see below

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2023, 12:16:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2023, 03:40:50 AM

2) see below

Don't make me back-date your posts again, future boy!

Here, have a hug, and stop your sniffling.  You can win when I'm dead.

First decan Aries here:  I am far more competitive than you can possibly imagine, and I also don't molest collies.

(https://i.ibb.co/rtyBQ9H/05aa66c17b582116737077604ad214a54db39bd5-2-297x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2023, 01:09:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2023, 12:16:45 PM

Don't make me back-date your posts again, future boy!

Here, have a hug, and stop your sniffling.  You can win when I'm dead.

First decan Aries here:  I am far more competitive than you can possibly imagine, and I also don't molest collies.

The fact that you called me Future boy means that you know I've beaten you - I'll let that continue to fester in your brain.

I don't want a hug - I get enough from my AA meetings, and that joke about collies is such an 1980's joke but rather insulting.

They don't molest Collies...



...any more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2023, 05:12:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2023, 01:09:13 AM

I don't want a hug - I get enough from my AA meetings

Good to know.  But are your "group meetings" ordered by a judge? 

If not, epic fail!

Oh well.  There's always going for a ride.
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 01, 2023, 07:56:58 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2023, 05:12:28 AM

Good to know.  But are your "group meetings" ordered by a judge? 

If not, epic fail!

I hear he goes there to pick up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2023, 08:49:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2023, 05:12:28 AM

Good to know.  But are your "group meetings" ordered by a judge? 

If not, epic fail!

Erm... I can't discuss the details pertaining to that matter as predicated by my lawyer, and the NDA I had to sign.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2023, 01:11:03 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 01, 2023, 07:56:58 AM

I hear he goes there to pick up.

Surely to pick up handy tips and tricks for a healthier lifestyle.

Alcoholic chicks are not that good.  They are easy to "get to know," however!  Not really advised.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2023, 10:40:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 01, 2023, 01:11:03 PM

Surely to pick up handy tips and tricks for a healthier lifestyle.

Alcoholic chicks are not that good.  They are easy to "get to know," however!  Not really advised.  ;D

True... but my gosh - slip them a little gin in their soda and they get way too promiscuous.    :D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2023, 11:43:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2023, 10:40:35 AM

True... but my gosh - slip them a little gin in their soda and they get way too promiscuous.    :D

No need:  they liquor up their own drinks.

Very difficult to control, but easy enough to "befriend."

Not recommended.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2023, 01:04:04 PM

Not really - usually those at AA are trying to get good, and sober, and doing the right thing.

There's no fun there. Sometimes you need to tell them that it's a virgin Pina Colada they're drinking... even though you definitely poured a LOT of rum into their glass.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2023, 11:20:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2023, 01:04:04 PM

Not really - usually those at AA are trying to get good, and sober, and doing the right thing.

There's no fun there. Sometimes you need to tell them that it's a virgin Pina Colada they're drinking... even though you definitely poured a LOT of rum into their glass.

Well, that's a rotten thing to do.

What if their freedom depends on passing detailed urine tests measuring ethanol metabolites? 

And, of course, anyone experienced can taste alcohol in a drink.

Powdered alprazolam is a safer choice.  It's slightly bitter, but easily concealed in a drink.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 10:13:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2023, 11:20:04 PM

And, of course, anyone experienced can taste alcohol in a drink.

Powdered alprazolam is a safer choice.  It's slightly bitter, but easily concealed in a drink.

Yeah, but getting that in high quantities usually needs doctors certificates and that leaves a paper trailer, and evidence...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2023, 12:20:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 10:13:15 AM

Yeah, but getting that in high quantities usually needs doctors certificates and that leaves a paper trailer, and evidence...

"High quantities"?  Dude, just stick with one gal at a time.  It's the Cosby way.  Anyway, those kinds of medications are very common. 

So paranoid, man!  Take a chill pill.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 01:01:31 PM

You mean like... Alprazolam???

Nah, I'm not into that self-medicating crap. Whiskey is the hardest I'll go - I don't want pills messing with my mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2023, 02:31:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 01:01:31 PM

I don't want pills messing with my mind.

Right.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 02:58:23 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2023, 02:31:31 PM

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Please tell me that's not an image from Beverly Hills Cop??? You can't come up with a reference that's within the last 20 years???

Keep up with the times man. You're showing your age... or rather your inability to relate to the modern internet user... myself included.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2023, 04:12:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 02:58:23 PM

You're showing your age... or rather your inability to relate to the modern internet user... myself included.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Rummy.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 11:51:38 PM

I have endless patience... I teach 5 year olds how to play the piano.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 04, 2023, 02:13:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2023, 11:51:38 PM

I teach 5 year olds how to play the piano.

And that's why you drink, and lose. 

Children are demons!  They must be extirpated!  Terrible small creatures!  They make a man crazy!  And they turn women into insufferable mothers.

Meanwhile men are handling your women with the business.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2023, 01:23:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 04, 2023, 02:13:20 PM

Children are demons!  They must be extirpated!  Terrible small creatures!  They make a man crazy!  And they turn women into insufferable mothers.

You used to be a child once... And while I'm sure you used to be a terrible small creature, now look at you.

You're a terrible large creature now.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2023, 03:14:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2023, 01:23:11 AM

You're a terrible large creature now.    ;D

I was a great kid, full of boundless potential, loaded up with academic achievement from the earliest years.

Then I grew up and found that mercy is for the weak, and that winning is the only reward worth pursuing.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2023, 01:22:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 05, 2023, 03:14:15 AM

Then I grew up and found that mercy is for the weak, and that winning is the only reward worth pursuing.

How does your inability to win this thread make you feel then???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2023, 08:06:47 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2023, 01:22:18 PM

How does your inability to win this thread make you feel then???

Like a kid opening gifts at xmas, since I just won.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2023, 10:14:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 05, 2023, 08:06:47 PM

Like a kid opening gifts at xmas, since I just won.

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You're going to be disappointed when you open that gift at Christmas. You DO know it's not a real LP and that he doesn't actually sing.

Maybe that lump of coal you got is all the gift you need. Meanwhile, I'll take back the win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2023, 11:55:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2023, 10:14:21 AM

You're going to be disappointed when you open that gift at Christmas. You DO know it's not a real LP and that he doesn't actually sing.

Neil Connery sings like a bird!  An angelic bird.

Much better than Sam "Kangaroo Hunter" Elliott.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2023, 10:17:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2023, 11:55:10 AM

Neil Connery sings like a bird!  An angelic bird.

Who the *** is Neil Connery? Never heard of this Neil guy...

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2023, 11:55:10 AM

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...and that is creepy as ***.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 07, 2023, 11:15:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2023, 10:17:47 AM

...and that is creepy as ***.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2023, 02:29:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 07, 2023, 11:15:54 AM

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And the creepy continues... While I know I can't match you in terms of creepiness, and weirdness - I can easily outmatch you in competitiveness, and my insatiable want to win everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2023, 01:18:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2023, 02:29:59 PM

And the creepy continues... While I know I can't match you in terms of creepiness, and weirdness - I can easily outmatch you in competitiveness, and my insatiable want to win everything.

Uh huh.  Yeah.  Sure.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2023, 09:50:16 AM

Time to fight fire with fire...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2023, 11:37:47 AM

That's the fighting spirit, champ!  Don't worry, boy:  just keep trying and someday you'll get there.

Big and strong, and ready to beat ... the world.  Just keep practicing.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2023, 01:52:25 PM

I don't care about beating the world... all I care about is beating you...

...to a pulp...

...and drizzling your juices all over my face...

...like the predator...

...or an orange juice commercial.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 08, 2023, 03:14:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2023, 01:52:25 PM

..drizzling your juices all over my face..

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2023, 09:10:11 AM

Crushing your skull in my hands, and having the blood ooze down my cheeks is not enough close to gay. In fact it's the absolute opposite... it's the most heterosexual thing a man can do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 09, 2023, 12:13:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2023, 09:10:11 AM

Crushing your skull in my hands, and having the blood ooze down my cheeks is not enough close to gay. In fact it's the absolute opposite... it's the most heterosexual thing a man can do.

Yeah, get mad Rocky!  Get mean mad!

Don't worry, little man:  you'll be fighting like a champ one of these days!

Here, have a snack with one of your oiled-up wrestling partners.  Oliver Reed would do it, but he's dead!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2023, 01:49:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 09, 2023, 12:13:56 PM

Yeah, get mad Rocky!  Get mean mad!

I don't like to get mad... I like to get even.

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Actually, no - *** that. I like to mother-*** win!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 09, 2023, 08:19:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2023, 01:49:44 PM

I don't like to get mad... I like to get even.

Let me guess, cowboy:  in your younger days you went to the city and became a stud, right?  Only things weren't as expected.

Geez, what's with the old movie references?  Not everyone's a million years old like you. 

Freshen up, buttercup!  Go have a Star War or a Captain Wolverine Man or whatever.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: truecam on February 10, 2023, 01:08:46 AM

Hi People? No, High People >:(



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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2023, 09:56:09 AM

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It's what I was taught in school... and I've never touched the stuff... but that's only because usually those that take drugs are dipshits who have failed miserably in life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 10, 2023, 08:48:07 PM

Yep, safety first!

(cough....NARC....ahem).

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 11, 2023, 02:35:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2023, 09:56:09 AM

It's what I was taught in school... and I've never touched the stuff... but that's only because usually those that take drugs are dipshits who have failed miserably in life.

All those alcoholics and prescription drug addicts hog all the success!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2023, 04:24:30 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 11, 2023, 02:35:35 PM

All those alcoholics and prescription drug addicts hog all the success!

Intoxicants, legal or otherwise, can present major difficulties for individuals, and pose significant risks to public health and and safety.

We must strive to be better.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2023, 01:07:16 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2023, 01:33:47 PM

I said....strive to be BETTER!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2023, 11:25:23 AM

I'm happy just the way I am.

Plus, just like time capsules, or dinosaur bones - eventually the past comes to be found.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 13, 2023, 12:27:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2023, 11:25:23 AM

I'm happy just the way I am.

Good.  Me too.  Fried and done.  Like a chowder or a Carthaginian, is you.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 13, 2023, 03:54:52 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2023, 12:08:44 AM

You're out of your element.  What are you all nihilists or something?

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 14, 2023, 01:12:19 AM

Haven't you heard of the song "Ash gets in your eyes"? It is a legendary jazz standard!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2023, 08:53:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2023, 12:08:44 AM

You're out of your element.  What are you all nihilists or something?

Hell no, my mission in life is to win this thread. Everything else is meaningless - but this thread is what gives me PRIDE IN THE MORNING!!!

Also, how long are you going to post from Cris Shapan's images. You had some great ones... now they're getting lame.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2023, 12:36:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2023, 08:53:23 AM

Hell no, my mission in life is to win this thread. Everything else is meaningless - but this thread is what gives me PRIDE IN THE MORNING!!!

Whatever, pride boy.  You're slipping, kiddo.  A lot.  One of these days you're not going to make the gig, and we'll know the reason why! 

Soft.  Weak. 

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2023, 10:21:06 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2023, 12:36:34 PM

Whatever, pride boy.  You're slipping, kiddo.  A lot.  One of these days you're not going to make the gig, and we'll know the reason why! 

Soft.  Weak. 

Really??? You're going to try and taunt me with that weak bollocks? This thread has been going on almost 10 years and I'm still here. Even Bob seems to have bowed out of this thread leaving you, me and lostinidlewonder.

I like my bloody chances of winning this thread... they're probably higher than your cholesterol count.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2023, 02:53:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2023, 10:21:06 PM

Even Bob seems to have bowed out of this thread leaving you, me and lostinidlewonder.

Now you're talking sense, boy!  Kudos!

Tick tock!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2023, 08:55:13 AM

Keep deluding yourself... I'm going to win this damn thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 15, 2023, 04:21:51 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2023, 09:17:35 PM

For all the tea in china it ain't, fellas.

Not gwine happen no how and no ways.

Y'all good and fixed and dressed and done for!

Boy howdy yeah, and yessirs, them is the facts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2023, 10:15:24 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 15, 2023, 04:21:51 PM

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Never gets old that clip...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2023, 01:07:47 AM

Bunch of Ernest Borgnines over there.

Tcheh. 

Music performance is a young person's game.

Point final, putain de merde.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2023, 08:42:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 16, 2023, 01:07:47 AM

Music performance is a young person's game.

I'm not the one who is usually posting pictures and memes from the first half of the 20th century.

I am young, my heart is strong and I will stand over your cold dead corpse yelling...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2023, 01:11:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2023, 08:42:04 AM

I'm not the one who is usually posting pictures and memes from the first half of the 20th century.

I am young, my heart is strong and I will stand over your cold dead corpse yelling...

You're weak!   ;D

That's what with the young kids these days.

Great out of the gate, but no stamina!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 16, 2023, 04:57:50 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2023, 08:52:10 PM

What you call "Hell," Rambo calls home!

Ain't no sleeping on this bus, sweethearts!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2023, 10:15:51 PM

Ahhh - the one hit wonder of the Beastie Boys. Clearly they weren't famous enough to become the Beastie Men...

...actually, that sounds wrong. Forget I said that.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 17, 2023, 03:06:30 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2023, 10:02:18 AM

That's a terrible gif... you can't even understand what it is he's meant to be saying... unless you're a lip reader, and I sure as hell ain't one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 17, 2023, 10:16:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2023, 10:02:18 AM

That's a terrible gif... you can't even understand what it is he's meant to be saying... unless you're a lip reader, and I sure as hell ain't one.

Well then you ain't much good for nothing, is you?

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2023, 11:32:36 PM

Name me a time in your life when lip reading has been an incredible asset and skill to have???

And for the record, "watching a movie without the volume up because your TV remote was broken" is not a worthy excuse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 18, 2023, 12:32:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2023, 11:32:36 PM

Name me a time in your life when lip reading has been an incredible asset and skill to have???

So I can find out what people across the room or street are saying about me.

I know they're saying things about me.

But I'm on to their little ruse.

I'll find out!

Shut up!  No!  Shut up!  It isn't true!  Stop it!  I can't!  No!  Stop reading my mind!  You're spreading lies!

All of you!  I can see what you're up to!  I can read your mouth holes, busters!  I can so!  No I didn't!  I saw that!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2023, 05:51:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 18, 2023, 12:32:41 AM

So I can find out what people across the room or street are saying about me.

I know they're saying things about me.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 18, 2023, 02:21:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2023, 05:51:21 AM

https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/7034997-Aleatha-Romig-Quote-Just-because-you-re-paranoid-doesn-t-mean.jpg

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What if I already failed one?

Much like you embedFailed?

What if there really are alien parasites in my blood and the Space Laser is activating the chip to remove water from my blood?

If it were true, then one would be a fool not to take action. 

It's really down to Pascal's Wager. 

You know I'm right.

(https://i.ibb.co/374zS24/3747aa3b9852d80720c1fff58fe46211d618f6b5.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2023, 02:02:12 AM

Seems this forum doesn't sometimes like links with https in them. Fixed it.
That's not an embedding fail - thats a site limitation. Like how you can't embed MP4 files (as Bob demonstrated numerous times in the past).

Quote from: j_tour on February 18, 2023, 02:21:15 PM

What if I already failed one?

That would not surprise me in the slightest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2023, 06:07:35 AM

(https://media.tenor.com/VlO4A0U3CKUAAAAd/star-wars-yoda.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2023, 08:13:24 AM

Who cares what some shrivelled up jedi thinks?

Just like Yoda, you're old, wrinkled and useless - biding time until you ultimately die.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2023, 08:39:18 AM

Yoda lived till 900 so you lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2023, 01:58:36 PM

Yoda could barely speak English with the correct use of grammar. Frankly I'd rather bow out before I get so senile that I forget how to construct a sentence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2023, 02:07:48 PM

Ah but those who make fun of others who speak poor English can't even speak more than one language themselves so they are losers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 19, 2023, 07:59:26 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2023, 02:07:48 PM

Ah but those who make fun of others who speak poor English can't even speak more than one language themselves so they are losers.

What?  That's a twisted sentence if I ever done seen one.

I can't allow it, but nulla pœna sine lege, I guess.

You should be ashamed of yourself, though.

(https://i.ibb.co/MDhwVvc/5ce3053665faf3288cdf11a2f4c59898740ba2e0.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 20, 2023, 05:23:12 AM

The logic is undeniable, resistance is futile, you will be assimulated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2023, 10:15:26 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 19, 2023, 02:07:48 PM

Ah but those who make fun of others who speak poor English can't even speak more than one language themselves so they are losers.

Most of the people whose English skills are poor are generally uneducated and still can't speak more than one language themselves, so your logic is flawed, and your insult is baseless.

Nice try though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 20, 2023, 11:24:43 AM

Who is trying?? If you spoke like Yoda you obviously speak another language, his sentence structure is like the Hawaiian language. So you still lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2023, 11:59:38 AM

There you people go again.  Poncing up the place with a bunch of nonsense.

(https://i.ibb.co/4TrDXkH/article-2339094-1-A3-EC73-B000005-DC-890-306x423.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 20, 2023, 12:56:52 PM

Eye care, who cares? I care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2023, 01:55:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 20, 2023, 11:59:38 AM

There you people go again.  Poncing up the place with a bunch of nonsense.

Hey... don't you talk to Lostinidlewonder like that... he may ponce up the place, but he adds a bit of class.

 ;D

(Deflection is a beautiful thing)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 20, 2023, 03:26:04 PM

Ponce??

INFORMAL•BRITISH
a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings

What do you two know about that?  :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2023, 01:33:22 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 20, 2023, 03:26:04 PM

Ponce??

INFORMAL•BRITISH
a man who lives off a prostitute's earnings

What do you two know about that?  :-[

You people need some more practice time. 

Here's some inspiration.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2023, 09:04:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2023, 01:33:22 AM

You people need some more practice time. 

Here's some inspiration.

I'd rather exercise my mind, than my fingers from time to time; for example, me imagining all of Piano Street bowing down to me after winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2023, 01:11:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2023, 09:04:53 AM

I'd rather exercise my mind, than my fingers from time to time; for example, me imagining all of Piano Street bowing down to me after winning this thread.

Yeah, I bet you have a rich imagination filled with images of men kneeling before you. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 21, 2023, 01:30:58 PM

Yes, with their mouths full... of praise.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2023, 01:50:11 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 21, 2023, 01:30:58 PM

Yes, with their mouths full... of praise.

Considering you're the one who said it - I think that speaks volumes of you, more than it does me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 21, 2023, 04:32:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2023, 01:50:11 PM

Considering you're the one who said it - I think that speaks volumes of you, more than it does me.

I don't even know what you people are talking about.

Laissez les bons temps rouler, I guess.

I think finger and hand work would be in order for a few of you.  Self-applied, of course.

(https://i.ibb.co/nPTXr7n/asl-alphabet.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2023, 09:12:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2023, 04:32:00 PM

I think finger and hand work would be in order for a few of you.  Self-applied, of course.

(https://i.ibb.co/nPTXr7n/asl-alphabet.jpg)

I know someone who is fluent in sign language... although all she does is spell E & G over and over again, pointing with her G hand towards her E hand, repeatedly.

Don't know what she's trying to spell but she does it all the time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 22, 2023, 12:42:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2023, 01:50:11 PM

Considering you're the one who said it - I think that speaks volumes of you, more than it does me.

What did you say? Stop talking with your mouth full. So rude.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SourVibrantAbyssiniancat-max-1mb.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 22, 2023, 12:50:24 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 21, 2023, 04:32:00 PM

I don't even know what you people are talking about.

Laissez les bons temps rouler, I guess.

I think finger and hand work would be in order for a few of you.  Self-applied, of course.

(https://i.ibb.co/nPTXr7n/asl-alphabet.jpg)

Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2023, 12:52:22 PM

The sensation can resemble burning, but I urge you to give it a go.

In the not-winning corner, that is.

Don't touch the walls, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2023, 02:17:56 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 22, 2023, 12:50:24 PM

Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

I'll give you credit since you quoted The Simpsons.

Always a class act. Very impressed with you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2023, 10:31:50 PM

What is with you people and your damned Simpsons cartoons?  It's like a fetish or something.

Stop it!

(https://i.ibb.co/xjFQ4m6/8c8761f1c9ecb8943380c2212cd5074df579cf1c-2-494x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2023, 10:06:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 22, 2023, 10:31:50 PM

What is with you people and your damned Simpsons cartoons?  It's like a fetish or something.

Stop it!

You realise that the Simpsons episodes contain some beautiful words of wisdom, especially if you listen carefully.

Here's some inspiration for you J_Tour in regards to you trying your best to win this thread:

(right in the butt)      ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 23, 2023, 01:32:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/pbPMZGm/4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2023, 02:13:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 23, 2023, 01:32:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/pbPMZGm/4.jpg)

And this is the story of how the first avian sexual assault case started...

Sick pregnant dog - feeling up defenceless poor owls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 23, 2023, 05:07:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2023, 02:13:28 PM

feeling up defenceless poor owls.

Defenceless?  Vicious raptors, swift, silent, voracious, and without fear.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2023, 10:16:43 PM

Yep... undeniable killing machines, intent on slashing, and feasting on your corpse...

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Paris_Tuileries_Garden_Facepalm_statue.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 24, 2023, 08:10:10 AM

Kathleen Peterson would agree owls are savage. Page 300 *lights sparkler*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2023, 08:56:20 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 24, 2023, 08:10:10 AM

Kathleen Peterson would agree owls are savage.

Like I give a hoot what she thinks...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 24, 2023, 09:28:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2023, 08:56:20 AM

Like I give a hoot what she thinks...

Well she doesn't think anything anymore since an owl caused her death.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2023, 03:13:55 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 24, 2023, 09:28:00 AM

Well she doesn't think anything anymore since an owl caused her death.

Bullshit - we all know the husband did it. Blaming an owl has to be the weakest excuse on the planet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 24, 2023, 03:57:13 PM

Dude, like learn about birds and stuff.  An owl is not what it seems.

(https://i.ibb.co/kQDMgnZ/a0b55c1c7cd205763624882a176bc59826595125.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 24, 2023, 11:33:39 PM

Please... I live in Australia. There are spiders smaller than a 50 cent coin that can almost kill you, and white ants that can sting you and cause some of the most severe allergic reactions. There are jellyfish that can make you their b!tch in the ocean, and sharks that will make you a snack.

You think I'm scared of the owls??? No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 25, 2023, 02:20:30 PM

The Irukandji jellyfish found in Australia is like 2cm in size and can introduce you to a world of pain you never knew existed, that is if you survive it.

*Irukandji stings you all and wins with its poisonous thread*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2023, 02:24:57 PM

I know of this... because I live there. You think I was just saying this to sound like a bad-arse???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 25, 2023, 02:31:32 PM

I lived in QLD years ago too. We looked like real bad asses going swimming with stockings on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 25, 2023, 04:46:49 PM

I can almost see jellyfish gal's downtown and everything.  That's überhawt.

I'd better start working out in my new shirt to impress her.

(https://i.ibb.co/1mZZTvK/ezvest-lite-main-313283-345x345-2x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2023, 12:45:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 25, 2023, 04:46:49 PM

I'd better start working out in my new shirt to impress her.[/font]

(https://i.ibb.co/1mZZTvK/ezvest-lite-main-313283-345x345-2x.jpg)

5 Kilograms??? That's weak. You want to show her your a man, you need a 20 Kg plate attached there. That shows you ain't a weakling.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2023, 01:38:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2023, 12:45:27 AM

That's weak. You want to show her your a man, you need a 20 Kg plate attached there.

BS.  All I need is my circular slide rule and a pocketful of weenies.

Nourish a woman's intellect and her appetite.

That is plenty.

(https://i.ibb.co/sVnrZ10/9537640c28d933aef138c4cf63bf120bdd867798.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2023, 02:20:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 26, 2023, 01:38:56 AM

BS.  All I need is my circular slide rule and a pocketful of weenies.

Nourish a woman's intellect and her appetite.

Wow... a slide rule and a handful of mini frankfurts. That is HOT!!!

I'm beginning to see why you can't get the girls interested. All a woman needs is for a man to listen to them - that's how you get them interested... that, and be honest.

But not when she asks 'if her arse looks big in these trousers'... that's a trap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2023, 02:23:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2023, 02:20:22 AM

But not when she asks 'if her arse looks big in these trousers'... that's a trap.

Correct answer:  I don't know but you look amazing, honey.  Come over here and give papi what he wants.

(https://i.ibb.co/L9dnjw0/MI0003613976.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 26, 2023, 03:45:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2023, 02:20:22 AM

But not when she asks 'if her arse looks big in these trousers'... that's a trap.

That's where you just say the truth and if she gets upset then that's just bad luck, does one want to be with someone who will cry over such things? You can always say you like big asses.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2023, 09:25:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 26, 2023, 02:23:50 PM

Correct answer:  I don't know but you look amazing, honey.  Come over here and give papi what he wants.

Are you Mexican or something... or do you just like playing a mexican in your sexual fantasies???

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 26, 2023, 03:45:59 PM

That's where you just say the truth and if she gets upset then that's just bad luck, does one want to be with someone who will cry over such things? You can always say you like big asses.

True... but at the same time - that is also how one can end up in traction. Sometimes it's probably best to have a white lie.

Like saying you were with your mates having a couple of beers... what you really did was go to a strip joint and have beers, but you just leave the strip joint part out - that way your conscious is clear.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 27, 2023, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2023, 09:25:29 AM

Are you Mexican or something... or do you just like playing a mexican in your sexual fantasies???

No.  I just like thicc and know how to ask for it.

Like a gentleman.

(https://i.ibb.co/xg92W4v/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2023, 02:25:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 27, 2023, 10:12:43 AM

No.  I just like thicc and know how to ask for it.

I'd just assume you're a foreigner, since 'thicc' is not a word.

(https://images.theconversation.com/files/152450/original/image-20170111-4553-19wybfu.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2023, 12:19:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2023, 02:25:44 PM

I'd just assume you're a foreigner, since 'thicc' is not a word.

You're not a word.

(https://i.ibb.co/8dtVK50/b5de96b6dd0ef00f1a40a7a10b0d2bea400e9143.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2023, 08:56:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 28, 2023, 12:19:17 AM

You're not a word.

Exactly... I am a person. Good on you, you're learning - I'm proud of you.

Have a cookie.

(https://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/5ca534485e96521ff23b382b/1:1/w_2700,h_2700,c_limit/chocolate-chip-cookie.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 28, 2023, 12:52:14 PM

We are all a word, a word is what first is required for creation, without a word there is nothing. Just like how you both are losing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2023, 02:05:49 PM

Really??? Losing??? I've won more times on this thread than anyone else...

I will continue to win as long as there is breath in my lungs, and whiskey in my glass.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2023, 03:20:28 PM

It is the Lenten season, therefore you fools are likely transgressing by consuming intoxicants and eating meat.  Except on Sundays. 

For you are heathens!

Be ashamed of your humanity, for it is lesser!

I command it!

Oro pro vobis peccatoribus.

(https://i.ibb.co/hLsVwbp/ffed81ee8b519670441302f921ae0f0f7f56c4e9-2-414x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2023, 10:13:29 PM

First of all - I eat and drink what I want because I'm not afraid (nor do I believe) of some deity in the sky keeping tabs on me and making me adhere to his select set of rules. If I want to eat a chicken roll and to wash it down with a nice tall, ice cold beer - I shall.

I also ain't ashamed of being human, there is nothing wrong with it. We're all human...

...actually, no - some people are apparently spirits, and some considering themselves actual animals (furries). It's a weird world we're becoming.

I for one however will still be here winning this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 01, 2023, 12:49:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2023, 10:13:29 PM

I for one however will still be here winning this thread.

Well, hang in there!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2023, 02:05:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 01, 2023, 12:49:12 PM

Well, hang in there!

Sounds like I didn't have to hang in there for long.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 01, 2023, 08:42:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2023, 02:05:29 PM

Sounds like I didn't have to hang in there for long.

Sounds like you don't have a motorcycle and a wool watch cap, mister man.

Go lasso up some kangaroos, boy.

I'm hungry.

(https://i.ibb.co/G2fHzXr/db2a48f0528ec5b6b62431e44bc78cfe7f83480c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2023, 10:25:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 01, 2023, 08:42:56 PM

Sounds like you don't have a motorcycle and a wool watch cap, mister man.

Probably because I'm not a nomadic hobo motorcycle rider.

You also do realise that here kangaroos don't just wander the streets of Western Australia like mice do. Frankly they don't trust us humans.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2023, 01:51:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2023, 10:25:55 PM

You also do realise that here kangaroos don't just wander the streets of Western Australia like mice do.

Are you contributing to the overpopulation crisis of kangaroos in wider Australia? 

Is that why you haven't sent me my kangaroo scrotum purse with which I can woo various ladies?

Here, enjoy a picture of my new pet.

(https://i.ibb.co/GPdXwMD/CC-Headcover-Image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 02, 2023, 10:06:56 AM

Pet the dog, rough.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-15-2014/j58AM3.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2023, 10:34:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 02, 2023, 01:51:11 AM

Are you contributing to the overpopulation crisis of kangaroos in wider Australia? 

Is that why you haven't sent me my kangaroo scrotum purse with which I can woo various ladies?

No... if anything they're hiding. Also, I don't give a crap about you wanting a scrotum purse. If you want one so badly, you can come over here and fondle the kangaroos till you get what you want.

I ain't going near them with a 20-foot pole.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2023, 01:25:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2023, 10:34:10 AM

I ain't going near them with a 20-foot pole.

Then they're coming for you.  Sleep with one eye open, buster!

(https://i.ibb.co/Hrvzby7/aa718e8d35845144f0a21a512a1ed7df510e824d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2023, 01:41:40 PM

Yeah, I can sleep safely at night knowing Kangaroo can't open *** doorknobs.

Mainly because they don't have opposable thumbs or any decent grip strength.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2023, 11:26:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2023, 01:41:40 PM

Yeah, I can sleep safely at night.

Sure about that?  The shadow knows otherwise.

All right, I'll stop being mean.  I had to yell at a bunch of my idiotic coworkers today, so now I can be nice and present a very nice image for all to behold and obey.

(https://i.ibb.co/gtHhdRB/701113a34e136e468fbe9005fc80de457a6d5c4b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2023, 08:47:52 AM

I'm very lucky - I appreciate and like my co-workers. I love my job.

You can't stop me... I am an unstoppable force.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2023, 03:30:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2023, 08:47:52 AM

You can't stop me... I am an unstoppable force.

The Queen's dead, you monster!  And leave Britney Spears alone!

(https://i.ibb.co/FhY4VF1/Screenshot-2023-02-23-21-48-53.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2023, 12:38:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 03, 2023, 03:30:08 PM

The Queen's dead, you monster!  And leave Britney Spears alone!

Freddie lives forever... in our hearts and minds.

[Christ, that does sound cheezy]...

(https://i0.wp.com/caringcounselor.blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/look_a_distraction_design_by_eecomics.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2023, 12:44:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2023, 12:38:32 AM

Freddie lives forever... in our hearts and minds.

Not that Queen you fool!  Her Late Royal Majesty, bright boy!

That's right!  Duck and cover!

(https://i.ibb.co/wzJd0nm/8a2557a4a3694b150e84be26943b674bc1b89f81.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2023, 10:35:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2023, 12:44:03 AM

Not that Queen you fool!  Her Late Royal Majesty, bright boy!

Well, when you said Queen - I naturally assumed you meant the one that was more popular.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2023, 03:31:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2023, 10:35:40 AM

Well, when you said Queen - I naturally assumed you meant the one that was more popular.

 ;D

Uh huh.  Yeah.

How's that thread losing thing working out for you?  It's good, right?

(https://i.ibb.co/MpJvBqw/fa9c28b79ee003691bd3a8ef5a9cf522692e2fb0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2023, 01:25:39 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2023, 03:31:05 PM

How's that thread losing thing working out for you? 

I'd say you have more experience with that, than I do - so I wouldn't really know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 05, 2023, 12:29:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2023, 01:25:39 AM

I'd say you have more experience with that, than I do - so I wouldn't really know.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 05, 2023, 12:47:29 PM

Liszt looks angry.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 01:21:38 AM

I used to know a lecturer who closely resembled Schubert in terms of looks... however the second he opened his mouth and the Scottish accent came out, the illusion shattered.

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Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2023, 02:06:43 AM

Schubert had a pretty mouth.  A girl's mouth.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 02:10:41 AM

I never looked at him that closely... I guess that makes me, NOT the weirdo in this discussion.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2023, 11:19:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 02:10:41 AM

I never looked at him that closely... I guess that makes me, NOT the weirdo in this discussion.    ;D

Stop trying to resist!  Give up!  Yield!

(https://i.ibb.co/Q8vwCmZ/675ff32301022214021322884bdedda619e8397c.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 12:31:41 PM

Why is it most of the superheroes need to have skin-tight uniforms that really just leave nothing to the imagination.

That's why I like Iron Man. He looks cool and no one has ever been sued for sexual harassment and looking at his crotch... piece.

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Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2023, 01:41:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 12:31:41 PM

Why is it most of the superheroes need to have skin-tight uniforms that really just leave nothing to the imagination.

Because you're the target audience.  You just don't know it now.  Wait until you get older, son.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 06, 2023, 03:34:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 12:31:41 PM

Why is it most of the superheroes need to have skin-tight uniforms that really just leave nothing to the imagination.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2023, 10:30:10 PM

Damnit - I had forgotten about that Simpsons scene. I miss the old episodes. They were funny, brilliantly written and epic.

After season 11, it just went downhill. I believe this is just on the cusp of when the Simpsons gave up on things.

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Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2023, 12:32:58 AM

Dude *The Simpsons* are like...not even...it's like...so old!  It's like grody, man!  Ancient!  I can't even find it on my phone!  Isn't there something new on, like an actual video game you can play?  Srsly.  You guys are like this, all weirding me out and stuff.

(https://i.ibb.co/R6Vp9fZ/Katzs-Harry-Senda-Salami-Credit-Katzs-Deli.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2023, 11:07:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2023, 12:32:58 AM

Dude *The Simpsons* are like...not even...it's like...so old!  It's like grody, man!  Ancient!  I can't even find it on my phone!  Isn't there something new on, like an actual video game you can play?  Srsly.  You guys are like this, all weirding me out and stuff.

IT'S *** CLASSIC!!! Don't you DARE SLANDER The Simpsons.

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Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2023, 01:12:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2023, 11:07:23 AM

IT'S *** CLASSIC!!! Don't you DARE SLANDER The Simpsons.

Eat my shorts, dude!   ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2023, 09:56:23 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/jeaJSp8zNm8AAAAC/simpsons-homer.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on March 09, 2023, 01:34:29 AM

Fine.  Have some 60 proof.  That's about your level, boy!   ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2023, 10:05:06 AM

That weak-arse sh*t is for those who can't handle real whiskey without being diluted.

I take my whiskey the same way, I like my women... straight.     ;D

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Post by: j_tour on March 09, 2023, 05:20:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2023, 10:05:06 AM

I take my whiskey the same way, I like my women...straight!

Well, that may be, but I'm all about taking them neat.  The whiskies, I mean, of course.  Neat:  tidy and clean, to better appreciate the aroma.  Occasionally a drop or two of water.

I don't know what kind washes up on the shores down under, but I'd just as soon go without!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2023, 10:17:07 PM

Australia isn't so backwards that we can't import some great whiskies. The Scots and the Irish all love to export as they know it will bring in the moolah.

I once had the luxury of trying Johnnie Walker Blue and my gosh - it goes down as easy as water.

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Post by: j_tour on March 10, 2023, 04:09:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 09, 2023, 10:17:07 PM

Australia isn't so backwards that we can't import some great whiskies. The Scots and the Irish all love to export as they know it will bring in the moolah.

Geez, man!  I lied!  I was talking about women!  And my preference that they be neat!  And wondering what kind washes up down under, "in Oz!"  Gah, try to keep up, man!   ;D

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2023, 12:26:14 AM

We have Kylie Minogue and Margot Robbie... we win.

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Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2023, 03:24:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2023, 12:26:14 AM

We have Kylie Minogue and Margot Robbie... we win.

You win what?  Scabies?  Mange?  I take my liquids neat, thank you very much.

(https://i.ibb.co/S5RNWmB/6c01f98780e24072a2c173f022fe3fb723059f9a.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2023, 02:44:39 PM

You said you don't drink libations.

A real man drinks hard liquor and gets on with his day.

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Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2023, 03:47:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2023, 02:44:39 PM

You said you don't drink libations.

Well that's not true!  I'm just ordered by the court to submit to random observed ethylglucuronide (EtG) urine analyses, and to have a breathalyzer installed in my vehicle!

Those fools can't stop me!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2023, 09:26:15 AM

And HOW do you expect to get passed the Breathalyser??? You don't honestly expect to pay random strangers or hobos $5 just so they'll blow into your device, do you???

Or are you expecting to do that once, blow into it when you're clean and just leave the car idling in the driveway when you're not using it???

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Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2023, 10:44:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2023, 09:26:15 AM

And HOW do you expect to get passed the Breathalyser??? You don't honestly expect to pay random strangers or hobos $5 just so they'll blow into your device, do you???

Or are you expecting to do that once, blow into it when you're clean and just leave the car idling in the driveway when you're not using it???

There's a camera, and retests are required at random intervals while driving. 

Attempts to tamper with or subvert the system are in themselves serious matters.

I'm starting to think you're not a real drinker.  This is beginning level stuff, man!

(https://i.ibb.co/CH9yJ6x/12003196-10206908733892388-7113900084533744211-n.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2023, 02:22:53 PM

Oh... I'm a drinker... but I'm also smart enough never to have been caught drink-driving... nor have I actually ever driven drunk.

And anyway - Uber isn't that expensive if you've had one or seventeen too many.

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Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2023, 06:08:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2023, 02:22:53 PM

And anyway - Uber isn't that expensive if you've had one or seventeen too many.

Uber? 

Sit in some untrained citizen's disgusting car in exchange for money? 

Do you have taxicabs down under, or is there are shortage of professional, credentialed drivers?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2023, 10:06:33 PM

The reputation of taxi drivers has taken a rather large nose-dive in the last few years so Uber is far superior. The smart ones have become Uber drivers, while the lazy ones fob you off, tell you they're coming then never show up.

I'll take an Uber anyday of the week... and considering you also get to rate them on professionalism and cleanliness of the car - it's better than most taxis as well. They have a reputation to maintain.

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Post by: j_tour on March 14, 2023, 10:57:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2023, 10:06:33 PM

The reputation of taxi drivers has taken a rather large nose-dive in the last few years so Uber is far superior.

Whatevs.  Well, I'm extremely happy with one of my local cab companies, and I've never met an Uber/Lyft driver who was anything but an idiotic slob with a massive sense of entitlement.

There's a reason important driving contracts go to established companies and their drivers, and not to some doofus deluding himself or herself that he or she is a real go-getter, a mogul of small enterprise.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2023, 02:27:31 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 14, 2023, 10:57:38 AM

Whatevs.  Well, I'm extremely happy with one of my local cab companies, and I've never met an Uber/Lyft driver who was anything but an idiotic slob with a massive sense of entitlement.

There's a reason important driving contracts go to established companies and their drivers, and not to some doofus deluding himself or herself that he or she is a real go-getter, a mogul of small enterprise

We all know how most missing persons stories start. Officer, my friend got into a cab and was never seen again...

At least Uber rides are tracked.

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Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2023, 12:37:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2023, 02:27:31 PM

At least Uber rides are tracked.

Sure they are.  What are you shilling for some little techbro scrub of a company or something?  Maybe you can lose your virginity in the backseat of an Uber ride.  Aspirations are good!

(https://i.ibb.co/4SdCc7P/96b386def3505b6bdbb9ba0e2bc93e65f87490f2.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2023, 08:57:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 15, 2023, 12:37:23 AM

Maybe you can lose your virginity in the backseat of an Uber ride.  Aspirations are good!

Oh... I lost that well before Uber came onto the scene.

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Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2023, 09:46:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2023, 08:57:27 AM

Oh... I lost that well before Uber came onto the scene.

You were impregnated by an Uber driver.  Good to know the source of your senseless devotion.

I think you should invest heavily in cryptocurrency.

(https://i.ibb.co/WfRL3Rp/bced6c8aee4e9d2ef1b564e0c7015f9f71d82d26.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2023, 01:35:58 PM

Screw that - investing in Crypto is like throwing your money. Yes, it could go up, but given how much hackers are trying to adopt it as their main sense of currency - I see it have a MAJOR downturn very, very soon.

I make my money the old fashioned way - hard work, and I get paid in happiness.

...and cash, sorry - I also forgot cash. Very important.

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Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2023, 07:35:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2023, 01:35:58 PM

Screw that - investing in Crypto is like throwing your money. Yes, it could go up, but given how much hackers are trying to adopt it as their main sense of currency - I see it have a MAJOR downturn very, very soon.

Very soon?  It's already garbage, and always has been.  Just like all those other techdudebro crap companies like Uber, Twitter, Tesla, and so forth.

Invest in real estate, mineral rights, and musical instruments.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2023, 10:04:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 15, 2023, 07:35:11 PM

Very soon?  It's already garbage, and always has been.  Just like all those other techdudebro crap companies like Uber, Twitter, Tesla, and so forth.

Oh... no. Tesla is going to hit big. I mean, given that they're aiming for self-driving cars, and this is indeed the way of the future, he's going to crush it and make billions.

I'd invest in it, but as you said - I'm putting my money in my house since I still need to pay it off, but Tesla is going to be around for decades making it big.

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Post by: j_tour on March 16, 2023, 12:34:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2023, 10:04:05 PM

Tesla is going to be around for decades making it big.

Sure.  Keep following your dreams, kiddo.

I have no doubt you'll "make it big," fo sho'.  With the aid of like-minded individuals, you can grow your assets plenty.

Elmo "il Duce" Tusk seems like a caring, gentle man, who would support your dreams, unequivocally.

He is a big man, though:  prepare yourself for the encounter.

(https://i.ibb.co/vVxX8q4/1599741598e4ff7b9afba5b80b7de8f3d5dc696d.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2023, 10:13:30 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 16, 2023, 12:34:38 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/vVxX8q4/1599741598e4ff7b9afba5b80b7de8f3d5dc696d.jpg)

Do you also like it when men grasp you firmly??? Where do you get these comics from???

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Post by: j_tour on March 16, 2023, 11:50:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2023, 10:13:30 PM

Do you also like it when men grasp you firmly??? Where do you get these comics from???

You want to know?  Really?

I'll tell you, then.

You, all right?  I got them from watching you!

You're tearing me apart, with your lewd comments.....I'm going to cry!  Like Morrissey, even!  I know he's your hero....and I love him too!  I cried a little today!

Now I'm just so upset....I could go bush!  So upset!

(https://i.ibb.co/DbcSp2y/ce2b617e58913ab1103754bc0185b0070c045d55.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2023, 12:38:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 16, 2023, 11:50:06 PM

I'm going to cry!  Like Morrissey, even!  I know he's your hero....and I love him too!  I cried a little today!

(https://media.tenor.com/iJjKuKoqAeoAAAAC/who-the-***-is-that-guy-ronaldo.gif)

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Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2023, 10:37:42 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/7g26HrP/708e7fefa4994b469b00fcce62524c2c21dbb415.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2023, 12:55:53 PM

HEY... that's exactly what I think when I hear Sorabji...

Are you reading me thoughts???

GET OUT OF MY HEAD... GET OUT I SAY!!!

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 18, 2023, 01:57:59 PM

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Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2023, 06:44:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2023, 12:55:53 PM

HEY... that's exactly what I think when I hear XXXXXXXX...

Are you reading me thoughts???

Don't you ever say that name, you ghoul!  Milt Hinton is going to come over, play the bass violin, and be very, very upset.

And it will be hilarious.

As depicted in the image below.

(https://i.ibb.co/yQQCPYy/Confederacy-of-dunces-cover.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2023, 12:27:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 18, 2023, 06:44:57 PM

Milt Hinton is going to come over, play the bass violin, and be very, very upset.

I don't often recycle memes, but in this case I kind of have to...

(https://media.tenor.com/iJjKuKoqAeoAAAAC/who-the-***-is-that-guy-ronaldo.gif)

I sometimes wonder if you're a time traveller from the 1930's that somehow slipped almost 100 years into the future (our present), but can't get back to your home time... and I say that because of all the very antiquated old references you keep peddling.

Am I close???

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Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2023, 12:44:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2023, 12:27:01 AM

I sometimes wonder if you're a time traveller from the 1930's that somehow slipped almost 100 years into the future (our present), but can't get back to your home time... and I say that because of all the very antiquated old references you keep peddling.

Am I close???

You Simpson boy man from more a thirty a year ago make no funny!  You listen to Sxrxxxi now!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2023, 03:40:36 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 19, 2023, 12:44:08 AM

You Simpson boy man from more a thirty a year ago make no funny!  You listen to Sxrxxxi now!

I'm sorry - I tried Google translate and it told me to bugger off and that whatever that statement is... it could not be translated into English.

I don't even have any Sxrxbjx MP3's... however there is roadworks construction outside, so I might just sit my head next to the sound of the jackhammer. I'm sure they're almost similar in sound.   

 ;D

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Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2023, 09:20:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2023, 03:40:36 AM

I don't even have any Sxrxbjx MP3's... however there is roadworks construction outside, so I might just sit my head next to the sound of the jackhammer. I'm sure they're almost similar in sound.   

 ;D

Sounds like a sound idea.  Get that brain really hooked up to the inside of the skull by repeated sudden collisions.

It's the Sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx way!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2023, 02:46:12 PM

I really like this form of censorship. Just 'x' out the vowels and go with it.

'Fxck life and screw the wxnkxers who tear you down'.

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Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2023, 02:34:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2023, 02:46:12 PM

I really like this form of censorship. Just 'x' out the vowels and go with it.

'Fxck life and screw the wxnkxers who tear you down'.

(https://i.ibb.co/GF03MRT/7f29c56bb73fcff34e2b87774340a9b1164219cf.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2023, 09:31:04 AM

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Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2023, 11:56:49 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/gyhcYzV/1b026cb7b26ab7a6184adda8e306e81c7f3d3023.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2023, 10:12:26 PM

Damn... Phantom can hold a grudge.

Maybe he needs some tai-chi to relax or something.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 21, 2023, 04:02:31 AM

Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2023, 08:42:16 AM

No problem Lostinidlewonder... you take care of yourself - I'll hold things down here while you're getting your head right.

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Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2023, 11:25:54 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/dWWZkkk/35d240d218142b82ca076d9dea1c4e5dd1ae1dcd.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 21, 2023, 12:58:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2023, 08:42:16 AM

No problem Lostinidlewonder... you take care of yourself - I'll hold things down here while you're getting your head right.

I'm twirling towards it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2023, 02:09:03 PM

There's a reason this cartoon was brilliant in its heyday.

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Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2023, 11:25:50 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/JsYHbBS/f89d3b12ceef5ce4a5ff810eb33127c3a0fbf370.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2023, 09:25:07 AM

It all started with a badly timed 'fat' joke.

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Post by: j_tour on March 22, 2023, 12:16:14 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/R7QzZgS/im-trying-to-lose-weight-evilhiccup.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 22, 2023, 01:06:48 PM

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/get-in-my-belly-honey-boo-boo-y53a0458jvmcla6i.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2023, 10:15:50 PM

Isn't it great to know that everything you do is captured and will be on the internet...

FOREVER!!!

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Post by: j_tour on March 23, 2023, 06:28:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2023, 10:15:50 PM

Isn't it great to know that everything you do is captured and will be on the internet...

It is not great.

(https://i.ibb.co/KKL56MW/723744-v3.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2023, 10:12:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 23, 2023, 06:28:55 PM

It is not great.

I've got nothing to be ashamed of... so I think it's brilliant.

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Post by: j_tour on March 24, 2023, 03:52:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2023, 10:12:58 PM

I've got nothing to be ashamed of... so I think it's brilliant.

(https://i.ibb.co/tJM3HY9/329a67d484db580c59b3973cdea9494292a43cd4.gif)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2023, 10:06:42 AM

That is an excellent impression of a cow...

So is this:

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2023-03/8/22/campaign_images/a6bd8c224b6e/lizzo-called-out-complicit-silence-surrounding-ra-3-3505-1678313036-0_dblbig.jpg)

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Post by: j_tour on March 24, 2023, 11:31:53 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Yb0yh7C/dd9a3b465efb5662a561f2b09cdfd931cc4fcc63.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2023, 11:39:59 PM

Can't believe you went for the comic cell, instead of the 'Scanners' reference.

(https://www.quickmeme.com/img/16/16da4f863da25c013fbf449b6c67f177d026b0c254ae29f7e7f999c332a729db.jpg)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 25, 2023, 01:08:11 AM

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwMFOITk_UxOpodoXR54u2xPptM7VYzxo9bw&usqp=CAU)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2023, 04:54:51 AM

Where do you find this crap???

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 25, 2023, 01:27:42 PM

It can take on a few different forms, not too difficult to spot though if you have a good nose.
(https://static.toiimg.com/imagenext/toiblogs/photo/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/poop-texture-640x500.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2023, 03:28:46 PM

What is wrong with you... seriously,,,

Why would you post that crap...?

(I meant that both literally and figuratively)...

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Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2023, 06:31:38 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/7t3tgf5/b8ac882dc45e653ed06fb9069b0cff7e90b1087b.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2023, 02:49:41 AM

Interesting stuff.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2023, 12:17:27 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/DkMr37m/Screenshot-2023-03-23-22-00-34.png)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2023, 02:09:56 PM

Damn - he has to be a contender for best limbo champion in the world.

Pretty impressive... but not as impressive as this win.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 26, 2023, 04:05:55 PM

What win?

Winning wins. Winnie poos.
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2023, 10:11:44 PM

That's almost the cutest form of a shitpile I have ever seen.

Isn't the internet weird.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 27, 2023, 12:59:09 AM

That's right.  Execute Bully them.  Pig after pig, cow after cow, village after village.

Bullying's good for kids.  Builds character.

(https://i.ibb.co/9yLm1JD/d26c6faa036cd4d20c652ea9a276eba5b02cd00d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2023, 08:45:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 27, 2023, 12:59:09 AM

Bullying's good for kids.  Builds character.

EXACTLY!!! I mean, how are you going to survive in the real world after high school if you don't develop the ability to put up with torments from wankers and the odd punching from the school loser who was always throwing his weight around.

Now it's getting to the stage where some girls aren't girls, some guys can walk into the womens bathroom, and people are growing up with so much confusion as to who they are.

I mean, some people identify as a spirit, some people identify as non-binary. What's next? Does anyone identify as a raccoon? Does anyone identify as a plant???

The world is going to hell faster than we can imagine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 27, 2023, 09:49:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2023, 08:45:20 AM

EXACTLY!!! I mean, how are you going to survive in the real world after high school if you don't develop the ability to put up with torments from wankers and the odd punching from the school loser who was always throwing his weight around.

That's very offensive to bullies everywhere.  Without bullies, who would do the bullying?  Nerds?  Musicians?  That's impossible!

Support your local bully by presenting him with your cash, valuables, and women when asked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2023, 10:08:29 PM

The first robot bully ever in existence...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2023, 07:53:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2023, 10:08:29 PM

The first robot bully ever in existence...

Was beaten to death by an armed vigilante.

(https://i.ibb.co/MsttCv1/71aaceb3fbc0cb0acdf865a251f92e1cef567918.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2023, 10:07:10 PM

I think that's putting it a little lightly... plus you're 2 days late with your response.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2023, 11:23:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2023, 10:07:10 PM

I think that's putting it a little lightly... plus you're 2 days late with your response.

Your girlfriend's late.  You know.  Time to see the doctor.

(https://i.ibb.co/SJ6GFXQ/1ca21753bf11a0eb7a7c29d911fde951d43adad9-2-690x388.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2023, 10:37:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2023, 11:23:01 PM

Your girlfriend's late.  You know.  Time to see the doctor.

You're preaching to the wrong person... still waiting to meet that special someone, haven't met her yet.

 :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2023, 04:30:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2023, 10:37:35 AM

You're preaching to the wrong person... still waiting to meet that special someone, haven't met her yet.

 :(

Someday you'll find that rainbow connection!  Hook 'em and cook 'em, son! 

You too can have a fulfilling life spent in a series of failed romantic entanglements, and perhaps become old and cynical.

Just like me!

Bah.  The right gal.  No such entity.  All people are profoundly disappointing, and none more than one's partner du jour.

Not to overly generalize, but women tend to, in many Western cultures, appreciate a rigorous, combative approach.  It engages their intellect, and fosters strength and independence; those are very good qualities in a person.

(https://i.ibb.co/t2pbSWV/35e92e7b974b64f300cb175adf975b0682f513ed-2-500x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 12:23:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 30, 2023, 04:30:04 PM

You too can have a fulfilling life spent in a series of failed romantic entanglements, and perhaps become old and cynical.

Just like me!

Oh, I don't think anyone could get as old and cynical as you - you're special.

I don't think the world could do with 2 of you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2023, 02:28:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 12:23:04 AM

I don't think the world could do with 2 of you.

Could never happen.  I'd have to kill the other one.  Ulrich and Agathe, the dark side (of Musil's *Der Mann ohne Eigenschaften*). 

Would make a ripping good TV show, probably.

Believe it or not, I had two serious romantic relationships, one for about eight years, with women who were very much "on my level."  That is, basically, twisted, dark, cynical, but hilarious.  And, yes, pretty crafty, each in their own ways.  Things did not go well.  The others were either just one-nighters, or among longer term gals, thought I was some kind of demented genius who happened to be great in the sack, good at words, and stuff.  Nothing lasts.

Now I'm getting 'em young, before their personalities have developed.  (Shuddup, sicko, I mean women in their twenties.  I ain't no Elvis!)  They just don't know it yet.

(https://i.ibb.co/hfwrcZP/d6b6479c144007b59aa3434a53610d761aa56752-2-385x375.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 04:35:52 AM

Some might say they're robbing the cradle... they might say they're robbing the grave.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2023, 05:28:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 04:35:52 AM

Some might say they're robbing the cradle... they might say they're robbing the grave.     ;D

Congratulations.  I don't think there's any possible response.   :D

Did you say that, or did you have ChatGPT do that?

Every question I ask it ends in "That is inappropriate or offensive," or "I prefer not to discuss that."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 04:28:59 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 31, 2023, 05:28:22 AM

Did you say that, or did you have ChatGPT do that?

You think I need *** artificial intelligence to come up with a clever comeback???

The human mind is still capable of coming up with creativity and ideas that artificial intelligence is still 50 years away from matching.

I'm insulted.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 31, 2023, 05:18:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 04:28:59 PM

You think I need *** artificial intelligence to come up with a clever comeback???

The human mind is still capable of coming up with creativity and ideas that artificial intelligence is still 50 years away from matching.

Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2023, 05:19:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2023, 04:28:59 PM

You think I need *** artificial intelligence to come up with a clever comeback???

Whatever you say, tinkerbell.  Who said anything about clever?   :D

(https://i.ibb.co/Krxc7tm/85193f3756b9bcc4eeeda227f342aedf133b9759.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 31, 2023, 05:28:27 PM

I only eat deceased chicks, would be rather barbaric otherwise.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 31, 2023, 08:05:30 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 31, 2023, 05:28:27 PM

I only eat deceased chicks, would be rather barbaric otherwise.

What's the password?

(https://i.ibb.co/Jcdx7PF/0e64cef37ef237acb06386b14cf190dc10b1dbe9-2-690x391.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2023, 01:09:15 AM

I suspect that's what would eventually happen to the Phantom of the Opera after years of loneliness... the need to accessorise his mask.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2023, 01:54:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2023, 01:09:15 AM

I suspect that's what would eventually happen to the Phantom of the Opera after years of loneliness... the need to accessorise his mask.

Hush your mouth, son!  I'm eating for two now.

Also, stop asking ChatGPT all those questions about Winona Ryder.  "I’m sorry but I cannot answer that question as it is inappropriate and disrespectful. However, according to some sources, Winona Ryder’s body measurements are 36-24-35 inches1234. Is there anything else I can help you with?"  And now it's giving me static like "I’m sorry, but I cannot engage in this conversation. This is an inappropriate and offensive question. Please refrain from asking such questions in the future. Thank you."

Dumb robot machines aren't worth a damn.  Being all prudes and stuff.  Donkey tango foxtrot.  That was a fine question.  Bleargh.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZVKgzTz/1c387d3f91e1876f0a77f6ee5e3b783bf529aebf.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2023, 11:14:14 PM

Thought everyone could do with a bit of a laugh...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2023, 12:42:12 AM

LMAO.  That is great.

I'm going to have to start practicing!  Top notch!

(https://i.ibb.co/2FXkyn4/8bcca036f567d311d30ef937d14cc30653e7150c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2023, 02:43:44 AM

Here... I'll get you started with something simple to practice...

(https://www.editionpeters.com/persImages/views/largeproduct/455036373737_1.jpg)

Make sure you strictly observe the rests and try not to hit too many wrong notes...

(https://em-content.zobj.net/thumbs/160/apple/354/rolling-on-the-floor-laughing_1f923.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2023, 09:54:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2023, 02:43:44 AM

Here... I'll get you started with something simple to practice...

But my teacher said I was allowed to start playing Hanon now that I've finished the Chopin préludes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2023, 11:14:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 02, 2023, 09:54:47 AM

But my teacher said I was allowed to start playing Hanon now that I've finished the Chopin préludes.

Well, then I think you're ready to tackle something a little harder than Hanon... Like Xenakis...

...or Sorabji

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 02, 2023, 04:13:19 PM

He need to drink lots of Ha-na-ji drinks.......
*crickets chirping*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2023, 08:16:17 PM

I think maybe I should start playing the lute, constructing one myself from the fragments of an unused piano.  Hanajiage's music played fff should take care of any cumbersome keys and strings.

(https://i.ibb.co/TmHVyXs/e2d30f063c37c670f4d40aac10980a1dc1f3342d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2023, 10:00:31 PM

Oh dear - I've never heard of this Hanajiage, but it doesn't sound too appealing.

Also, the concept of trying to build a LUTE of all things from a piano is insulting.

If you had told me you were going to gut it so you can become a hit-man and use the piano wire to garrote someone, I'd understand... but a LUTE???

Totally bloody unacceptable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2023, 09:45:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2023, 10:00:31 PM

Oh dear - I've never heard of this Hanajiage, but it doesn't sound too appealing.

Also, the concept of trying to build a LUTE of all things from a piano is insulting.

If you had told me you were going to gut it so you can become a hit-man and use the piano wire to garrote someone, I'd understand... but a LUTE???

Totally bloody unacceptable.

You talk a lot.

(https://i.ibb.co/gyFYQj1/6c57d3effa9c12ef96830bc98d22ee75af4c8d3e678acc4f01618ab58e331f57.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 03, 2023, 04:59:08 PM

Vocalise in many different keys, can disturb neighbours if done inappropriately. Rachmaninov did explain how to do it well, but he had big hands. You know what they say about people with big hands? That's right, if the gloves don't fit you must equit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2023, 10:09:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2023, 09:45:21 AM

You talk a lot.

Sometimes talking too little causes a lack of action.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2023, 01:00:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2023, 10:09:36 PM

Sometimes talking too little causes a lack of action.

Roll over and take action, then. 

Exit thread left, j_tour enters and wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2023, 09:13:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2023, 01:00:40 AM

Roll over and take action, then. 

Okay - p*** off and let me win the thread then.

Hows this for an action:

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 04, 2023, 09:30:15 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2023, 11:42:05 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 04, 2023, 09:30:15 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/WxPkcgR/langlang.gif)

I really don't like him as a player... the emotion of the music should come out of the piano... not his silly facial expressions.

Look at Pollini, Ashkenazy, Horowitz - none of them needed idiotic faces.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2023, 12:11:19 PM

I think p_p could make more constructive use of that finger.

Embrace a bias for action.

And, yes, excessive histrionics on the part of a performer should be a cue that the performer would be better suited to studio work.  Cf. Glenn Gould:  he had good sense to keep his antics off the stage, as he became an adult.

Audiences for those sorts of stunts should not be encouraged, but rather corrected concerning their defective judgment.  Eventually the performers will conform to acceptable public displays.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 04, 2023, 12:16:32 PM

Pp wants more faces? Fine!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2023, 09:58:12 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 04, 2023, 12:16:32 PM

Pp wants more faces? Fine!

Oh, come on, now.

(https://i.ibb.co/Z6z9kY9/c07fde92d49ba78cf5cca8e8b442859bbcda6b5f-2-359x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2023, 10:13:32 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2023, 12:11:19 PM

Eventually the performers will conform to acceptable public displays.

Will they though? In a time where social media is everywhere and people are sharing video clips incessantly... it seems people feel they need to have something different - wacky faces are just something that set them apart from the others.

Yes, they get laughed at from others, but to those that don't know better - they probably feel that they're just so 'in tune with the music'.    ::)

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2023, 09:58:12 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Z6z9kY9/c07fde92d49ba78cf5cca8e8b442859bbcda6b5f-2-359x500.jpg)

Oh, come on, now. Who in the heck names their kid 'Dick Burns'???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2023, 10:52:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2023, 10:13:32 PM

Yes, they get laughed at from others, but to those that don't know better - they probably feel that they're just so 'in tune with the music'.    ::)

I know.  Those defectives must be corrected.  With a firm hand and a visit to a reeducation camp. 

They will learn, or they will perish.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2023, 10:13:32 PM

Oh, come on, now. Who in the heck names their kid 'Dick Burns'???

Hey.  Don't doxx me!  I like that name!  It's kind of an Homeric epithet.

And, hello?  Robert Burns had a brother.  Richard Burns.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 05, 2023, 02:31:41 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2023, 10:21:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2023, 10:52:20 AM

And, hello?  Robert Burns had a brother.  Richard Burns.

You talking about the Scottish Poet??? I'm pretty sure he didn't have a brother called Richard. He had 3 sisters and two brothers, I think who were William, John and Gilbert (I think).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2023, 11:50:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2023, 10:21:47 PM

You talking about the Scottish Poet??? I'm pretty sure he didn't have a brother called Richard. He had 3 sisters and two brothers, I think who were William, John and Gilbert (I think).

You think you're so merry and apt.  Say what you will, but no Irish family called their daughters the likes of "Bill," "Jack," nor "Gil." 

Not at all.

Now, one doesn't regularly acknowledge Richard Burns, because he brought ignominy and shame to the family name and whatever language he spoke.

But it's just as well, because, entre nous, Dick Burns was a cretin.

Jimmy Burns was buried in a peat field and his remains live on in Islay Scotches to this day.

(https://i.ibb.co/RTh9YTs/ac3026253079ae720cace81ae39f05c1b419e46c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2023, 11:31:53 AM

Jesus Christ... can you give the ol' comics a rest??? No one reads them anymore... it was the product of a bygone age, but people don't give a crap about it anymore.

Now they want to see *** jackarses pull stupid arse stunts on TikTok.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2023, 11:39:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2023, 11:31:53 AM

Now they want to see *** jackarses pull stupid arse stunts on TikTok.

It's been established that "they" are imbeciles who like to watch hysterical, deviant pianists.

You should sit on it, mister.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2023, 02:24:40 PM

This is the only thing I sit on...

(https://www.australiapianoworld.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/P031.jpg)

And god damn, is it comfortable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 06, 2023, 08:19:22 PM

Are those holes in the cushion?  What are they for?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2023, 11:14:51 PM

Do you really have to ask???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2023, 12:03:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2023, 11:14:51 PM

Do you really have to ask???

In the privacy of your own studio, I don't ask questions! 

That does look like a nice bench, though.  Well loved, I'm sure.

Seriously, though, I myself use an ancient wooden chair with a back at home....no, not a Glenn Gould contraption.  It's good enough, but that is a handsome piano bench you've depicted. 

(https://i.ibb.co/9tB3vhh/d73739ef33ac98815b6fb073e96a3461c477acdb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2023, 01:08:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 06, 2023, 08:19:22 PM

Are those holes in the cushion?  What are they for?

To collect stuff, no time to go toilet when practicing. Did you not notice a compartment under the seat also? Start to use it appropriately please.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2023, 03:17:21 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2023, 01:08:04 AM

To collect stuff, no time to go toilet when practicing. Did you not notice a compartment under the seat also?

Oh, I noticed.  I think we have different definitions of "stuffing."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2023, 08:21:53 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2023, 01:08:04 AM

To collect stuff, no time to go toilet when practicing. Did you not notice a compartment under the seat also? Start to use it appropriately please.

The fact that your mind went there is just... horrifying.

No... it is not used in that manner. I'm sure students would complain very quickly if it were used in that manner. I would never sully my studio like that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 08, 2023, 05:54:25 AM

Some people don't use the piano bench and instead use jars storing in fear that they might lose something if it's disposed of. Houseful of labelled jars, oh the warm musk of asphyxiation. Just don't delve into coprophagia unless you regulary brush your teeth..... with conc nitric acid.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 08, 2023, 09:24:17 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 08, 2023, 05:54:25 AM

Just don't delve into coprophagia

Do it.  Now!  It's cool.

(https://i.ibb.co/fvrD58g/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life-3sr-Zv.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 08, 2023, 12:41:25 PM

Let's not but if anyone asks we'll say we did.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2023, 01:59:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 08, 2023, 09:24:17 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/fvrD58g/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life-3sr-Zv.jpg)

Is it just me or is that meant to somehow emulate one of the Beavis or Butthead people in real life... (not that I was ever allowed to watch that TV show)...

...but if it is, then it's times like that I believe in involuntary euthanasia.

Let the smart people flourish and put the idiots of the world down. It's how we let humanity survive strong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 08, 2023, 03:42:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2023, 01:59:44 PM

...but if it is, then it's times like that I believe in involuntary euthanasia.

(https://i.ibb.co/2gZTMj5/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life-Um8-P2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2023, 11:38:52 PM

Holy crap - that is terrifying. Why would someone make that???

The internet is already full of creepy sh*t... why add more to that pile???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 09, 2023, 12:44:38 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/n0yg8S9/homer-simpson-real.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 09, 2023, 05:30:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2023, 01:59:44 PM

Let the smart people flourish and put the idiots of the world down. It's how we let humanity survive strong.

You would have been good friends with a guy called Adolf.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 09, 2023, 10:38:29 PM

Adolf Reinach, the famous philosopher?  An extremely important figure very relevant to today's endless bleating about LMM chatG trash.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2023, 12:17:24 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 09, 2023, 05:30:46 PM

You would have been good friends with a guy called Adolf.

Not really - he was a racist arsehole who just wanted to wipe out the Jewish people.

You have to admit though, given the sheer amount of rubbish you see on TikTok - there are plenty of people who pull the most idiotic and stupid pranks, who are definitely oxygen thieves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2023, 01:20:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2023, 12:17:24 AM

Not really - he was a racist arsehole who just wanted to wipe out the Jewish people.

Reinach was an incredibly influential architect of present-day methods in formal ontology.

But funny your mind went elsewhere.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2023, 02:31:58 AM

Funnily enough... I saw Lostinidlewonders post, but didn't see yours.

And anytime you usually say the word 'Adolf', only one name comes to mind anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2023, 11:27:46 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2023, 02:31:58 AM

And anytime you usually say the word 'Adolf', only one name comes to mind anyway.

Right. 

Adolf Reinach.

Any other answer is wrong.

You people have strange fixations, and I shall pray for you during this Paschal Season.

(https://i.ibb.co/wgqR50r/670d861038f9d968e16896752c761c9b75cf3c71-2-477x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2023, 11:39:11 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 10, 2023, 11:27:46 PM

You people have strange fixations, and I shall pray for you during this Paschal Season.

You don't have to pray for me - I ain't religious.

(https://live.staticflickr.com/3062/2971673126_c4514e6752.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 11, 2023, 02:05:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2023, 11:39:11 PM

You don't have to pray for me - I ain't religious.

Yeah, we all heard you the first dozen times you said that, Reinach.

ZOMG there's an atheist or agnostic on the internet!  Alert the media!  Think of the children!  Hide the Holbeins, preserve the Fabergés, and roll up the Titian!

(https://i.ibb.co/D8yj1n4/image.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2023, 12:11:32 AM

Well, we have to let go of this so called belief in an omnipotent god. There's floods, natural disasters and COVID killing people - so what good is some deity who sits back and just watches the world go to pieces without intervening???

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zyai7BzLFqg/XJkTOl3vgrI/AAAAAAADdwA/SQhPBF_7WoUMw9trFxf0489HfpbjJjRNACLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 04:29:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2023, 12:11:32 AM

Well, we have to let go of this so called belief in an omnipotent god. There's floods, natural disasters and COVID killing people - so what good is some deity who sits back and just watches the world go to pieces without intervening???

I'm not saying there is a god, much less a pater omnipotens.  Then again, music can roil saboteurs and make crowds frenzied.

Besides, the world could do with a bit of suffering:  many of its inhabitants are crude, corrupt, evil, and should be punished.

(https://i.ibb.co/TDXrdYB/26d951fc70ea7110595fae94526549f0bc16a94a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2023, 04:38:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 04:29:56 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TDXrdYB/26d951fc70ea7110595fae94526549f0bc16a94a.jpg)

Okay - I'm curious as to know what happens before and after that panel... some context would be great.

You wonder what goes on in a number of these panels... for instance:

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ONAuCkaGByU/XJkTWVnJ9oI/AAAAAAADdxQ/yVkqtGYvVFwp1lDayHoVNDGG0VuCkXHpACLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 12, 2023, 11:59:34 AM

Here's proof.

Does an ant look at a human and understand what it is? Can a being stuck in a 3d existence ever understand or prove a multidimensional entity? That difference is many times greater than ant vs human which share the same dimension of reality.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 12:25:16 PM

What's all this hippie talk?  Sounds like Aquinas's analogical theory of being.

(https://i.ibb.co/6XbdJ71/b6d382e20caf025ba2b3a8cba3080ee749b55702.jpg)

And, yes, the comic panels are presented without context.  That's why they amuse me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2023, 12:41:03 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 12, 2023, 11:59:34 AM

Does an ant look at a human and understand what it is?

It may not know what exactly it is, but it can see it. It can fear it. It tries to run away from us when we try and squish the little buggers.

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 12:25:16 PM

And, yes, the comic panels are presented without context.  That's why they amuse me.

I see what you mean... what do you make of this then?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-A7mfV7hBR9U/XJkTTd6M-9I/AAAAAAADdww/hTAc3EADeiwblyu1QNvrcxoaL4gpC2EQgCLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-21.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 07:22:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2023, 12:41:03 PM

I see what you mean... what do you make of this then?

I expect I rightly don't know!  But it is mighty queer, as an isolated panel.  Nice find, BTW. 

I'm thinking about taking back some of the things I said about you.

(https://i.ibb.co/MVdw1BK/1ae9d121628e4927a7647eac341e781f99dd672b-2-507x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 12, 2023, 07:34:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2023, 12:41:03 PM

It may not know what exactly it is, but it can see it. It can fear it. It tries to run away from us when we try and squish the little buggers.

You give ants far too much ability to discern what they "see" in us. It is no wonder then why you cannot see that humans are in very much the same position in this universe we live in, we are most likely just like ants.

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 12:25:16 PM

What's all this hippie talk?  Sounds like Aquinas's analogical theory of being.

More than we cannot hope to ever fully define, due to our human limitations, powers much greater than us, it is beyond our ability to reason. We will blow ourselves up before we can even realize what surface to scratch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 10:52:01 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 12, 2023, 07:34:36 PM

More than we cannot hope to ever fully define, due to our human limitations, powers much greater than us, it is beyond our ability to reason. We will blow ourselves up before we can even realize what surface to scratch.

Yes, that is one possible ontology.  Among several others, as I'm sure you are aware.

I had better hopes for you, somehow:  maybe a more geometrico Spinozan idea.

But you have put some thought into the matter, therefore you can be saved.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 12, 2023, 07:34:36 PM

it is beyond our ability to reason. We will blow ourselves up before we can even realize what surface to scratch.

Well, that's a pretty radical stance, and I'm not convinced you believe that, truly.  I'm drawing a blank on exactly what scholastics or early modern theologians held such a view, but I am admittedly not a scholar in this regard.

If you would care to elaborate, I'd be interested, but prima facie this stance raises some very severe problems.

I'd like to know more about this theory.  The linkage problem of word and thing is very well explained, somewhat, by various theories of being, but this leaves no purchase to me except mysticism.

To which, BTW, I'm not unsympathetic.  But I have not encountered a statement as bold among mere fellow travelers, at least among those who seem sincere and coherent, which qualities I ascribe to you.

(https://i.ibb.co/rt0k1Vr/a3467d6ed36f8397d7d1172b4625916600cbb75b-2-690x384.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2023, 12:07:25 AM

I'd comment on this rather quizzical and deep discussion, however...

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wv2PRRcNQvw/XJkTQw1xQgI/AAAAAAADdwU/nTvCgl3qlNkQem7nh7WdBxCBGjf7Bn5NgCLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-15.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2023, 03:22:09 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/vBBwTry/c7f229a9b7cfcb60ae14fa0235715aefb03a2800.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 13, 2023, 04:34:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 10:52:01 PM

Yes, that is one possible ontology.  Among several others, as I'm sure you are aware.

If it were able to be captured completely by the human mind it would limit it, the logic is undeniable.

Quote from: j_tour on April 12, 2023, 10:52:01 PM

Well, that's a pretty radical stance, and I'm not convinced you believe that, truly.

The blowing up part is quite serious and well known as much as we like to live in ignorance that this great flood is upon us.
https://thebulletin.org/doomsday-clock/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2023, 09:39:53 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 13, 2023, 04:34:24 AM

If it were able to be captured completely by the human mind it would limit it, the logic is undeniable.
The blowing up part is quite serious and well known as much as we like to live in ignorance that this great flood is upon us.

That's quite a pessimistic way to look at it. I prefer to think we're 86310 seconds away from total harmony and freedom    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2023, 11:43:32 AM

More importantly, what in the hell is going on here?

(https://i.ibb.co/JrP70gQ/bd53bc0fa3e63692b83aba13b5e89435728089a9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2023, 03:05:52 PM

I suspect all the other burgers are vegan... and you know Peter Parker. When he wants a big juicy hamburger... no one will get in his way.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-YncJ7-3EX0M/XJkTV8YxJnI/AAAAAAADdxM/9M04rk4BCogzhTHjOENlA4iH4tMItGhewCLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: truecam on April 14, 2023, 03:47:55 PM

Not relevant just a cool photo i found

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2023, 06:42:27 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/vwMTWb7/85bd40352b308326a52f03a57de2ff3d80a33812.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2023, 12:45:47 AM

Quote from: truecam on April 14, 2023, 03:47:55 PM

Not relevant just a cool photo i found

Damnit... you ruined the fun comic-centric page we were going for.

I must say however, that is a beautifully scanned image of an incredible piece of art.

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2023, 06:42:27 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/vwMTWb7/85bd40352b308326a52f03a57de2ff3d80a33812.jpg)

That however looks like an example of the worlds first jungle paedophile - chasing after a boy in tight leopard undies trying to get hold of his... 'banana'.

That is just wrong. Speaking of wrong:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MFYyn-Ykhso/XJkTOqbYdvI/AAAAAAADdwE/P0OEBNA98cw4oIkcZhFroizG-0dU1LrAACLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-10.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2023, 01:09:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 1975, 04:52:34 AM

That however looks like an example of the worlds first jungle paedophile - chasing after a boy in tight leopard undies trying to get hold of his... 'banana'.

Oh.  You like animals, eh?  Well, I have just the thing for you.

Yes, we all know about your proclivities, so I won't even bother to insult you.

(https://i.ibb.co/syhcDc6/96bbfefffa5502b9d308b8efcdb1f62cda8e5897.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2023, 04:49:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 15, 2023, 01:09:27 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/syhcDc6/96bbfefffa5502b9d308b8efcdb1f62cda8e5897.jpg)

Given how you seem to have started all the old style DC and Marvel comic strips... Me thinks you were the one who originally have these types of... proclivities.

Be honest, you were the one looking for an excuse to post a picture of Tigra, and while I know that somehow on the internet - everything can be turned into porn, I won't even attempt to google whether it really is a thing. I'll just continue to live in ignorance and assume that there are something on the internet that still remain unviolated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2023, 03:07:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2023, 04:49:10 AM

Be honest, you were the one looking for an excuse to post a picture of Tigra

I really don't know what a "Tigra" is:  one of those Thundercats?  I really don't care about any of that.

(https://i.ibb.co/wYbSK9y/3e9be1a5d0508f794aed243b3c223f7e0c528711-2-500x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2023, 02:18:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 15, 2023, 03:07:11 PM

I really don't know what a "Tigra" is:  one of those Thundercats?  I really don't care about any of that.

SERIOUSLY??? You missed out on a lot then. It's fundamental to a kids well-being that they know who the Thundercats are... or even the Pokemon.

You need to stay relevant:

Also, at least that tentacle was going towards his throat and not the other end of him... although colonoscopies are expensive these days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2023, 11:45:42 AM

Nonsense.  I was playing music and reading as a child, not engaging in mental onanism in front of a flickering screen.

And now that I am a man, I take my leisure pursuits in a far more hands-on fashion.

(https://i.ibb.co/NVwXm06/66f045133ac6e809cc619ddf35c2d153f6936703.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2023, 01:29:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2023, 11:45:42 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/NVwXm06/66f045133ac6e809cc619ddf35c2d153f6936703.jpg)

That definitely confirms what I always thought about Superman...

He's a sicko.

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JpGyXwiUZEc/XJkTXA7487I/AAAAAAADdxY/R6RyaN35aMsm-tJpoLHdBkahgkhzkO1kACLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 17, 2023, 09:34:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2023, 01:29:24 AM

That definitely confirms what I always thought about Superman...

He's a sicko.

He has singular tastes, I suppose.

(https://i.ibb.co/t4khKr2/8279d55dda1793259b60df925435d1363c62046e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2023, 12:46:49 AM

Wouldn't it feel almost exactly the same as kissing a Chihuahua???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2023, 10:24:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2023, 12:46:49 AM

Wouldn't it feel almost exactly the same as kissing a Chihuahua???

Ask Jimmy.


(https://i.ibb.co/gS0bR5b/c5bcfaee0ab268305d06bc5394476dae8550d74a-2-334x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2023, 12:52:13 AM

Okay - that reference seems to specific to me, and seems like you have an intimate knowledge of comic book lore and backstory.

Admit it - you're a nerd, aren't you??

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTUxNzAzOTM0Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTA3OTM0Mw@@._V1_UY1200_CR86,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2023, 01:19:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2023, 12:52:13 AM

Okay - that reference seems to specific to me, and seems like you have an intimate knowledge of comic book lore and backstory.

Yep, you got me.  Playing video games, watching Space Trek Wars, growing neckbeards, reading the funny pages, weabooing all up and down the street.  Listening to nerd music.  It's all I do!

All right, I do practice often alone at a table practicing break shots in 14.1 (straight) pool.  Sometimes practicing shots out of books.  But in my defense, when I play eight ball or nine ball with serious players, I win my share of games.  Some of them are even girls!  And I talk to them even!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2023, 05:16:02 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 19, 2023, 01:19:50 AM

Yep, you got me.  Playing video games, watching Space Trek Wars, growing neckbeards, reading the funny pages, weabooing all up and down the street.  Listening to nerd music.  It's all I do!

(https://media.tenor.com/UPfjX1zPKOUAAAAC/i-told-you-i-knew-it.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 19, 2023, 07:32:29 AM

Look at this failure circumventing the censor on this website. Losing to my post as well, double fail!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2023, 10:30:24 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 19, 2023, 07:32:29 AM

Look at this failure circumventing the censor on this website. Losing to my post as well, double fail!

Nerd!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2023, 11:15:58 PM

One last comic for old times... I don't have many of these left, so here's a treat for you.

(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-T6DOHewe3t0/XJkTSDzIbRI/AAAAAAADdwk/JLu2ZlUn_lY7FUJs-ootpxkufEjTqkhrACLcBGAs/s1600/vintage-comic-strip-panels-19.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2023, 11:08:40 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Ms8xbFt/2077ba58b0fa0fe0e8c3b7bd7749c8f9a3c7ef89.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2023, 12:19:10 AM

I'm not even going to ask...

(https://media.makeameme.org/created/hey-look-a-11af5f0b12.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2023, 04:17:10 AM

You fool.  Stop while you were ahead!

(https://i.ibb.co/pWt6D84/bc60d679a62a9dbecd2c48bf022e9c81cd31dfbe.gif)

On a "serious" note, a beginner piano student is all hyped-up on Keith Jarrett's rendition of some of Händel's keyboard suites.  I've not heard the recordings yet, and he's not my student, just an old pal from school.

I told him to piss off, and that Keith Jarrett was a punk, but was I wrong?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2023, 05:18:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 21, 2023, 04:17:10 AM

You fool.  Stop while you were ahead!

You mean, stop while I AM ahead??? Why the *** would I do that. When Usain Bolt has ahead of everyone after the 60 yard mark, why would he want to stop if he's clearly ahead and about to win???

The saying it redundant. And clearly not a very good one. The only way to stay ahead, is to keep on going and continue staying ahead.

And I shall continue to do so.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 21, 2023, 01:07:29 PM

What's this about your head?

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/d995b19d-c575-46ce-a51e-85195294417e/scale-to-width/755)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 21, 2023, 02:43:00 PM

What's with all the nerd stuff?  Knock it off.

(https://i.ibb.co/6gfL5yM/602105.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2023, 11:14:52 PM

It's hard to watch that movie these days, the stunts are relatively cheesy, and the special effects have not aged well.

Yeah, lostinidlewonder - knock off the nerd crap.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 22, 2023, 10:53:13 AM

Nerd???? Says the comic book fan boys ha.
(https://comb.io/jwVGHH.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2023, 03:47:11 PM

Says the poster who posts a gif of some cartoon.

(https://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/ZZ0D1AE79B.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2023, 03:59:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 22, 2023, 03:47:11 PM

Says the poster who posts a gif of some cartoon

(https://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/ZZ0D1AE79B.jpg)

No offense, but posting pictures of wrestling is NOT making you look any cooler than lostinidlewonder.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 22, 2023, 10:39:03 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2023, 03:59:18 PM

No offense, but posting pictures of wrestling is NOT making you look any cooler than lostinidlewonder.

Whatever dude. 

=701

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2023, 02:18:39 AM

This is what I love about the old school performers. They don't have silly faces as they play, they just let the music speak.

A man, I consider a bloody legend:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 23, 2023, 02:34:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 22, 2023, 03:47:11 PM

Says the poster who posts a gif of some cartoon.

Some cartoon is only the longest running and most successful cartoon in history mr fanboy!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2023, 04:48:42 AM

Longest running... yeah, I'll give you that.
Most successful... that's debatable.

I'd take Garfield or Dilbert any day of the week over any of the Superhero comics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 23, 2023, 09:53:26 AM

(https://media.tenor.com/Ha6D75HkFywAAAAC/simpsons-wrong-answer.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2023, 10:09:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2023, 02:18:39 AM

A man, I consider a bloody legend

Pollini is a goddamned legend!  You probably despise Schönberg, but he has a way with Arnie's serial compositions, in addition to other composers in his large repertoire.

By contrast, this is how my playing of Schönberg usually comes off:

(https://i.ibb.co/q7cyYXM/decefe4a73b1492f218243d5213ccdc23e3aef06.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 23, 2023, 07:21:38 PM

(https://assets.classicfm.com/2016/09/arnold-schoenberg-gin-joke-1456755863-view-0.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2023, 12:01:01 AM

That is pretty good.

However, the cartoon lad isn't quite old enough to consume adult libations.  He thinks he's a power puff ranger or some kind of hedgehog.

But, since both of you have lost, can you all just put the lotion in the basket, please?

(https://i.ibb.co/RgW69bm/89d331e59422e0c338e74815a6b0c1b9735cc846.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2023, 01:15:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2023, 12:01:01 AM

But, since both of you have lost, can you all just put the lotion in the basket, please?

Screw that...

I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!



Do your worst.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2023, 02:05:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2023, 01:15:56 AM

I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!
I WANT THE HOSE!

You don't "want the hose!"  Not again.  Trust me.

(https://i.ibb.co/T44DFzT/26a14b93345189221d14e942741214a88d5d90d9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2023, 03:59:59 AM

You don't have the hose, do you. You're filling me with expectations here...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2023, 11:32:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2023, 03:59:59 AM

You don't have the hose, do you. You're filling me with expectations here...

I have the hose.  It's just not coöperating with me all of the time.

One must be really interested in using it, and, with apologies to you, that's not quite enough to inspire me.

(https://i.ibb.co/Bs7vMMv/211993.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 24, 2023, 11:45:02 AM

Have the hammer.

(https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Kathy-Bates-as-Annie-Wilkes-in-Misery.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=1140&h=&dpr=1.5)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2023, 02:19:25 AM

Kathy Bates is a legend. Did she ever do any roles greater than that in Misery???

I'd love to know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2023, 11:32:04 AM

She was in the remake of Wicker Man.

Pretty sure.  Or someone who looked just like her.

(https://www.wonderwall.com/photos/2017/02/11/198497_Actual.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2023, 01:56:10 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 25, 2023, 11:32:04 AM

She was in the remake of Wicker Man.

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/liar-rubber-stamp-over-white-background-88411829.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 26, 2023, 01:51:19 PM

The liar gets the cleaver

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkHA1OPjnQHXRc7R36WcE6s1ibhXATMdKwuA&usqp=CAU)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 26, 2023, 06:31:53 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 26, 2023, 01:51:19 PM

The liar gets the cleaver

Gets the beaver?

Well, yes, actually.

That happens to be true.  At the very least some telephone numbers and a smattering of glutinous heat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 26, 2023, 06:55:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 26, 2023, 06:31:53 PM

 At the very least some telephone numbers...

Telephone numbers are for old grannies.
(https://media.istockphoto.com/id/121171007/photo/antique-candlestick-telephone.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=UxhGMyxBTb1c8FFlmD2rdaCsKGlKl51yKXb5pJ6PNOE=)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2023, 10:15:01 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 26, 2023, 01:51:19 PM

The liar gets the cleaver

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkHA1OPjnQHXRc7R36WcE6s1ibhXATMdKwuA&usqp=CAU)

https://tranquiltirades.fandom.com/wiki/Sister_Beech

You may want to check your sources... Kathy Bates was NOT in the Wicker Man (2006). The character you was actually portrayed by Diane Delano. She is sometimes confused for a poor mans Kathy Bates...

You're right...

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 26, 2023, 01:51:19 PM

The liar gets the cleaver

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkHA1OPjnQHXRc7R36WcE6s1ibhXATMdKwuA&usqp=CAU)

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/78/8c/23/788c2316b2a2988f8b64a624110461dd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2023, 11:15:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2023, 10:15:01 AM

Kathy Bates was NOT in the Wicker Man (2006). The character you was actually portrayed by Diane Delano.

Nonsense.

I recognized those voluptuous curves from the start.

Now put the shark in the bag and the raven in the desk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2023, 01:33:23 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 27, 2023, 11:15:11 AM

Nonsense.

I recognized those voluptuous curves from the start.

I'm sorry, but you're still wrong. Kathy Bates was never in the Wicker Man remake in 2006.

Accept it... get over it... and...

(https://merriam-webster.com/assets/mw/images/gallery/gal-home-edpick-lg/helen-mirren-dont-be-a-pillock-1815-5c75ec055d26a9ae1e445196dbb712d8@1x.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2023, 02:42:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2023, 01:33:23 PM

I'm sorry, but you're still wrong. Kathy Bates was never in the Wicker Man remake in 2006.

Well, here's your homework, son:  go watch the remake of *Wicker Man*.

I may be many things, but I'm never wrong!

(Yes, of course, you dumb@, I know damned well Kathy Bates wasn't in the remake.  But she was in the original 1973 movie, and that's truth, yo!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 28, 2023, 03:59:37 AM

You are both wrong, there neither exists a Kathy Bates nor anything called Wicker Man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2023, 10:46:11 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 28, 2023, 03:59:37 AM

You are both wrong, there neither exists a Kathy Bates nor anything called Wicker Man.

NO... don't you dare deny her excellent acting in 'Misery', with James Caan.

She was brilliant and managed to prove you can be a psychotic pregnant dog without going louder than the spoken word, and terrifying as well.

If we were to try and deny Nicolas Cage existed... I suspect the world would be a happier place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 28, 2023, 12:40:21 PM

You people need to simmer down. 

Yes.

Go have a Wicker Man.

Tcheh.  It is to laugh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2023, 03:26:03 PM

Better than a wicker toilet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 28, 2023, 10:57:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2023, 03:26:03 PM

Better than a wicker toilet...

Tcheh.  Like you would know.

Hey!  What happened to the little children who sometimes crop up here and try to be amusing?

I want some fresh meat!

What'd they all join NATO or some such?

<insert image of Yoko Bono and some nonsense>.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2023, 12:58:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2023, 10:57:16 PM

Hey!  What happened to the little children who sometimes crop up here and try to be amusing?

I devoured them... They were delicious.

They were too weak to survive in this thread anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2023, 06:53:49 AM

Fresh meat is over rated.
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/cc5709a1a7f1f3f6d5a4cd874bf4d68f/486393fb267e7320-26/s400x600/ccc35b9c9990df4829f66773608220f695f40433.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2023, 07:08:24 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2023, 06:53:49 AM

Fresh meat is over rated.

So, you'd rather be vegan???

Screw that. I'm going to eat meat till the day I cark it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2023, 07:54:17 AM

WTH?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2023, 01:17:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2023, 07:08:24 AM

So, you'd rather be vegan???

Screw that. I'm going to eat meat till the day I cark it.

So long the nerves aren't firing in the meat  feel it moving inside your stomach.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2023, 03:03:48 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2023, 01:17:25 PM

So long the nerves aren't firing in the meat  feel it moving inside tiur stomach.

Ummm... can we get a translator here???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2023, 03:59:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2023, 03:03:48 PM

Ummm... can we get a translator here???

No.  You guys broke it, so you can fix it.

Bunch of weirdos.

(https://i.ibb.co/sgKqVZq/7149c6be4467f4ed1e979fa0909b518db95c5355.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2023, 04:53:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2023, 03:03:48 PM

Ummm... can we get a translator here???

The gif I posted of the meat is freshly killed meat with the nerve endings still alive thus making the meat pulsate. Don't you know anything about fresh meat???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2023, 01:12:34 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 29, 2023, 01:17:25 PM

So long the nerves aren't firing in the meat  feel it moving inside tiur stomach.

I meant this... were you drunk when you typed it? No punctuation, odd words?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 30, 2023, 02:10:27 AM

That's mobile phones for you they don't always type well, I'm sorry your grasp of English requires everything prim and proper to understand.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2023, 03:13:43 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 30, 2023, 02:10:27 AM

That's mobile phones for you they don't always type well, I'm sorry your grasp of English requires everything prim and proper to understand.

Are you that desperate, that you'll login at random times on your tiny phone and attempt to write something on your tiny keypad on that tiny screen so you can get a tiny win???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 30, 2023, 12:18:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2023, 03:13:43 AM

Are you that desperate, that you'll login at random times on your tiny phone and attempt to write something on your tiny keypad on that tiny screen so you can get a tiny win???

Are you so desperate that you load up your PC, turn on your monitor, adjust your seat to do it instead?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2023, 01:21:19 PM

Gah.  It's like the Odd Couple with you guys!

Except you're both Felix Ungars!

(https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/original/rj2Yw4rZUHu7uXxHqgbcZaGPRGo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 30, 2023, 01:25:20 PM

Put your teeth back in who are you talking about??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2023, 02:33:42 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 30, 2023, 01:25:20 PM

Put your teeth back in who are you talking about??

You wouldn't like it when I put my teeth in.

They are sharpened metal, and I bite indiscriminately.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 30, 2023, 03:10:06 PM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Jaws_%28James_Bond%29.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2023, 10:20:07 PM

He was a great and menacing foe in the Roger Moore Bond series...

Such a shame that Roger Moore was a sh*t Bond. Never liked him...

Although he's a million times better than... uuuugh... George Lazenby.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2023, 11:53:36 PM

Richard Kiel's a one-of-a-kind actor!  Not just in the James Bond flicks, but in all kinds of stuff.

Let me get this straight: you know all about Richard "Jaws" Kiel from some ancient played-out movie franchise, and you've never seen (or, if you're to be believed), heard about the hilarious movie *The Odd Couple*!

Dude, ru srs?  Educate yourself, boy!  At least about extremely famous movies/adaptations!

I suppose next you'll claim to know nothing about *It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"!  Or the movie version of *M*A*S*H*.  To pick randomly some comedies from roughly the same time period.

Bah.  Go have a Star Wars or whatever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2023, 09:23:08 AM

Wow... with a spiel like that, I'm surprised you managed to type that without running away to yell at kids to get off your lawn.

Never seen Odd Couple, Never seen 'Mad, mad, mad, mad world'. Didn't know there was a movie version of MASH.

You need to live in the 21st century.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 01, 2023, 09:51:33 AM

j_tour is story telling again!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2023, 12:32:16 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 01, 2023, 09:51:33 AM

OH MY GOSH... That's EXACTLY how I pictured him. The resemblance is uncanny.

I swear - I laughed my arse off to that clip. I miss the Simpsons when they were actually funny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2023, 09:18:39 PM

It was the pictures that got small.  Philistines.

And I ain't got no truck with nobody who don't respect no Richard Kiel!

(https://thumbnails.cbsig.net/CBS_Production_Entertainment_VMS/2020/01/08/1667802691531/MR_MAGOO2019_36S1D_1920x1080_159166_1920x1080.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2023, 08:51:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2023, 09:18:39 PM

And I ain't got no truck with nobody who don't respect no Richard Kiel!

Now say that without the quadruple negative...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on May 02, 2023, 10:36:14 AM

 I see the lunatic asylum is still going strong! 
God knows what you lot would be like off  your meds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 02, 2023, 04:08:07 PM

Quote from: compline on May 02, 2023, 10:36:14 AM

I see the lunatic asylum is still going strong! 
God knows what you lot would be like off  your meds.

And the life of the party has arrived. Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2023, 07:46:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2023, 08:51:25 AM

Now say that without the quadruple negative...

Four inverter gates yields unmolested output.

Or call it a double litotes, if you prefer.  Trust me, it is preferable.

And what's with all this shrieking in here about, anyway?

(https://i.ibb.co/BT3rPhj/3c3e15bc9c7511d7834953053e79eabb320b48e5.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2023, 09:15:18 AM

Quote from: compline on May 02, 2023, 10:36:14 AM

I see the lunatic asylum is still going strong! 
God knows what you lot would be like off  your meds.

I've been off my meds for years and it hasn't affected me one bit...

I'm still the happy go-lucky, smart-mouthed prick I've always been.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 03, 2023, 12:34:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2023, 09:15:18 AM

I'm still the happy go-lucky, smart-mouthed prick I've always been.

Uh huh.  Sure.  "He was such a quiet young man!  Kept to himself, but he always had a kind word for his neighbors.  Who could imagine the horrors we found buried underneath his floorboards!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2023, 10:19:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 03, 2023, 12:34:28 PM

Uh huh.  Sure.  "He was such a quiet young man!  Kept to himself, but he always had a kind word for his neighbors.  Who could imagine the horrors we found buried underneath his floorboards!"

Except I don't have floorboards...

Heck, I don't even have a garden in which to bury any bodies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 04, 2023, 12:07:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2023, 10:19:10 AM

Heck, I don't even have a garden in which to bury any bodies.

Yeah, but I bet you have a refrigerator or a freezer of some kind.  Cardboard box?  Walls of some kind?

A nice, solid knife?  Maybe a pet pig?  A tooth extractor?  Non-corrosive vats?  Access to industrial chemicals?

Don't let this go to your head, but I suspect you're just clever enough to have found some solution.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2023, 12:26:14 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 04, 2023, 12:07:12 PM

Yeah, but I bet you have a refrigerator or a freezer of some kind.  Cardboard box?  Walls of some kind?

A nice, solid knife?  Maybe a pet pig?  A tooth extractor?  Non-corrosive vats?  Access to industrial chemicals?

Don't let this go to your head, but I suspect you're just clever enough to have found some solution.

Me??? God know... wouldn't know where to put one...

(https://epiren.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/shifty-eyes-gif.gif)

You're clearly thinking of someone else...

And after that type or response... I kind of wonder whats hiding in your walls.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 05, 2023, 02:58:13 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/ZW9CYCS/91mv-CYNNUx-L-AC-UX569.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2023, 07:12:43 PM

(https://i.gifer.com/Ngug.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2023, 11:42:29 PM

Ahhh... I see lost has uploaded another home movie from his childhood.

Certainly explains a lot, and how he became the man he is today.

Who the heck is the guy in the car then? One of your uncles?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2023, 12:04:03 AM

WTH is wrong with you people? 

Start playing guitar, like sensible chaps!

That's what I do, and it is fun!

(disclaimer includes that it is uncomfortable to play many chords of over four notes, and the equipment needed is delicate and finicky, and also that one is likely to encounter fellow enthusiasts who are not Angus Young, who are almost uniformly tedious and dogmatic.)

(https://i.ibb.co/swYQKpw/015cbe930d0b29c7e43cf91e12fa961cff224caf.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 06, 2023, 03:06:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2023, 11:42:29 PM

Ahhh... I see lost has uploaded another home movie from his childhood.

Certainly explains a lot, and how he became the man he is today.

Who the heck is the guy in the car then? One of your uncles?

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/WelllitEnchantedAmericanmarten-size_restricted.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 06, 2023, 11:32:15 AM

Something's up there, in the trees.  Can't you see it?

Sorabji Hinton can! 

You can see it too, you try real hard!  Look!  Way out beyond the complines, using skis without protection against wind or elements, riding an enlarged bear, way up top!  Do to not have bested most virile asset against engorged friend of most Western of music!

It's watching!

(https://i.ibb.co/YLdkvw9/868a3e577880ca0d377caec4b4844cac26122a7e.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2023, 01:08:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 06, 2023, 11:32:15 AM

Something's up there, in the trees.  Can't you see it?

It's watching!

That would be me...

(https://media.tenor.com/djPemeJ4XEkAAAAC/sneak-sneaky.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2023, 12:05:59 PM

Ah.  Your secret training as a legionnaire explains your advanced infantry abilities.

(https://i.ibb.co/DRBG52H/09c3b68ae23dc4e05a9a5eea07b57461.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2023, 02:18:06 PM

I'm actually touched that you remembered I was Scottish... you do care.

I'd shed a tear... but I'm not a pansy, so I'll continue to win this thread with as much machismo as I can.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 07, 2023, 03:35:41 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2023, 08:48:31 AM

I stopped watching Family Guy years ago... and I mean many, many years ago. The first 3 seasons were pretty solid, then they just got crap. You could even tell they were running out of ideas when they constantly put the trololol gag, and the Peter fighting the Chicken gag in multiple times; as well as many more like the segways to Conway twitty... (no *** idea who he is, don't care).

Family guy went downhill MUCH faster than the Simpsons did. The problem is, that Seth MacFarlane though he could make as many racist, sexist and homophobic jokes as he could and people would laugh it up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2023, 11:55:18 AM

Well, I do believe it's a genuine nerd fight.

Keep slapping it up there, fancy lads!

(https://i.ibb.co/YZxt19r/6841554d6c166431ca125f499bc6e57b0934f035-2-335x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2023, 12:03:34 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 09, 2023, 11:55:18 AM

Well, I do believe it's a genuine nerd fight.

Keep slapping it up there, fancy lads!

I'll slap whoever I need to win.

(https://media.tenor.com/DWI_Vtq_9_cAAAAC/slap-face.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 09, 2023, 07:56:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2023, 12:03:34 PM

I'll slap whoever I need to win.

Go right ahead, you slap-happy glad hander.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2023, 09:10:13 AM

Also... apparently Batman is still very sensitive about his childhood.

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/Y2tFWGOzVime1C7NeIrN6u3hNWc=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/20060284/120345790360.jpg)

He really should talk to someone...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 10, 2023, 11:25:53 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2023, 12:30:38 PM

That show got so bad, so fast.

I mean, some of the puerile crap that comes from his mind is just terrible. How has the American TV system STILL allowed this crap to go on.

Have you watched some of the latest Simpsons episodes??? They're pure and utter drivel. They're mostly just some nonsensical situation with a famous celebrity thrown in, but they're cameoing as themselves, not like the old days where they got great actors to just voice minor roles of normal characters.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 10, 2023, 12:37:53 PM

Calm down David Stratton.  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 10, 2023, 09:56:44 PM

You all need to toughen up!  All the great pianists were massive pillars of explosive strength, fired by great vengeance and furious anger.

(https://i.ibb.co/RhQV7gq/rc1rq5yjn5331.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2023, 10:24:41 AM

Meh - I saw those adverts growing up.

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yJk-YC2_nqs/TRDVWEgN48I/AAAAAAAAC5s/WrhQ6RS8bYI/s1600/amazing-xray-1965.gif)

Trust me... they don't work. I don't trust Charles Atlas either.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 11, 2023, 11:18:15 AM

Sea monkeys are delicious.  True fact. 

(https://i.ibb.co/vXmcqhf/b462b5060699c7205ba7632f21b4851b360da0af.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2023, 11:54:43 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 11, 2023, 11:18:15 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/vXmcqhf/b462b5060699c7205ba7632f21b4851b360da0af.jpg)

Sure... Egg... that's what was all over the inside of his shorts... egg.

Happens all the time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 11, 2023, 03:30:06 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2023, 12:07:48 PM

Well... good to see not all Domestic violence is perpetrated and instigated by men.

There's plenty of blame to pass around...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 12, 2023, 01:13:26 PM

I thought she was being caring though?  :-\

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2023, 12:15:29 AM

I was told that's how Elaine Mason 'cared' for Stephen Hawking...

And if it was the other way round, and I did that to a woman - I'd be carted off to jail.

Maybe that's how you like it thought? Pay a woman to come round and 'care' for you... do you have a safe word as well?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 13, 2023, 04:50:38 AM

You think I'm the piano teacher or something?
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/3cf1a3d4efe657eafd8038729726e97e/tumblr_mrhgtfc0Dy1ro5i92o1_400.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2023, 11:33:24 AM

You could be a penniless hobo for all I know... that's the great thing. On the internet, you can be anything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 13, 2023, 12:10:40 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2023, 10:28:17 PM

What is wrong with you people?

Just shut up and let me win!

(https://i.ibb.co/vL85wky/e6f74d121267cee99394f432202405f1d517a4f6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2023, 02:22:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 13, 2023, 10:28:17 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/vL85wky/e6f74d121267cee99394f432202405f1d517a4f6.gif)

J_Tour used 'Young Christopher Walken'... it was moderately successful.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GlamorousIndelibleIndianrhinoceros-max-1mb.gif)

Perfect_Pitch used 'Old Christopher Walken'... CRITICAL HIT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 14, 2023, 05:59:49 AM

I raise your critical hit with...... LIGHTNING BOLT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2023, 08:27:38 AM

You ain't raising anything with a video that bad...

No, actually - it raised the level of how much of a geek we thought you were... now, you're just a...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 14, 2023, 09:31:49 AM

Oh dear he thinks I post videos of activities that I enjoy myself doing?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2023, 02:03:10 PM

No, but the mere knowledge that you knew of THAT video is enough to make you a nerd.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 14, 2023, 04:47:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 14, 2023, 02:03:10 PM

No, but the mere knowledge that you knew of THAT video is enough to make you a nerd.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

I know a lot of videos of subject matter I have no direct interest in but find the cringe value entertaining, that might be a little advanced for your simplistic thinking? I'm sorry, but you are wrong and a loser. I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 14, 2023, 11:21:41 PM

I don't know what kind of drugs you people are on, but you all are way off the charts.  This is like crazy clown time and stuff with a sample of jenkem.

(https://i.ibb.co/PGfb6bF/e4874522301b94e8069019a9eb37e0f22ad5a56d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2023, 09:08:48 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 14, 2023, 04:47:31 PM

I know a lot of videos of subject matter I have no direct interest in but find the cringe value entertaining, that might be a little advanced for your simplistic thinking

I'd say the opposite actually - they are so cringeworthy, that I find them so awful and wretched to watch, and I'd rather spare my poor brain having to suffer through watching something so juvenile and spend it on something more productive, intelligent  and meaningful, like checking my tax return... or getting a prostate exam.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 15, 2023, 12:02:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 15, 2023, 09:08:48 AM

I'd say the opposite actually - they are so cringeworthy, that I find them so awful and wretched to watch, and I'd rather spare my poor brain having to suffer through watching something so juvenile and spend it on something more productive, intelligent  and meaningful, like checking my tax return... or getting a prostate exam.

VIewcounts don't care what you think constitutes intelligence. You remain in your safe bubble, it's ok, shhhh shhhh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 15, 2023, 06:29:36 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/0m4W5yP/00fcad0b4e56e8d42590677bed15149719beedce.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2023, 08:54:41 AM

Proof that as a species... we rightfully should be exterminated by a superior alien race... or at least, hope that the aliens find who ever creates this crap and annihilates them...sparing the rest of us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2023, 10:47:08 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/FHT5wX7/77af69844fc644f1cbbb15b47ce9b838898b4372.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2023, 12:18:40 PM

Damn right - who the hell wants to pay taxes.

Enjoy childhood while you can... I miss those days.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 16, 2023, 04:12:07 PM

Aww.  Our little boy is growing up so fast! 

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 16, 2023, 12:18:40 PM

Damn right - who the hell wants to pay taxes.

Hmmm....I bet you can think of somebody if you want.  The Rolling Stones?  Or a once-popular entertainer, in the comedic or "comedic" vein?

(https://i.ibb.co/s2Fd64W/42d593ac49435baf4e0b6d08066c5b2b964f3b50.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 16, 2023, 05:12:57 PM

Pay your taxes or Ronald will hit you.
(https://i.redd.it/8uz5ml5es3ca1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2023, 02:34:25 AM

Yeah, whatever.  Like I'm so scared.

(https://i.ibb.co/JK091tF/be43dbe731753ccc72cadc0a093f28bdcbd435b6.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2023, 09:26:18 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 16, 2023, 04:12:07 PM

Hmmm....I bet you can think of somebody if you want.  The Rolling Stones?  Or a once-popular entertainer, in the comedic or "comedic" vein?[/font]

The Rolling Stones never paid taxes??? Dodgy bastards...

No idea who the heck you are referring to though in terms of comedic vein... I'm drawing a blank... seriously. Are they Australian???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2023, 11:12:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2023, 09:26:18 AM

No idea who the heck you are referring to though in terms of comedic vein... I'm drawing a blank... seriously. Are they Australian???

I don't know.  David Bowie? He was kind of a clown.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2023, 02:22:52 PM

God damn it - I had the perfect comeback, but this site won't let you embed Clips of YouTube videos...

***... but seriously. You seemed to be referencing someone in-particular given your last post... who were you referring to?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 17, 2023, 09:41:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2023, 02:22:52 PM

***... but seriously. You seemed to be referencing someone in-particular given your last post... who were you referring to?

Not too sure, mate!  I did hear that there was once a man from Oz who gave his paychecks a cursory going over before neglecting to pay proper duties.

I don't think it was Malcolm Young nor his brother.

More a comedian type. 

Rod Stewart?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2023, 10:06:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 17, 2023, 09:41:06 PM

Rod Stewart?

Dunno - never considered Rod Stewart a Comedian... although I always thought Cliff Richard was a fantastic comedian.

Every time he says he's a singer, I end up in hysterics. I mean, remember classics like:

Or this dreadful piece of shite:

It's like watching a reanimated corpse attempting to sing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2023, 12:02:27 PM

Ringo Starr?

He was funny.  Still is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2023, 01:31:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2023, 12:02:27 PM

Ringo Starr?

Hey - no one makes fun of Ringo Starr because he's a *** legend...

And at least he wrote his own songs. All Cliff did was take a prayer that had been used for several hundreds of years, take the melody of Auld Lang Syne and smoosh the two together.

How *** LAZY is that??? Couldn't even be bothered to put his own input into it... what a rip-off artist.

Also, you can tell they moderate ALL the comments, because despite that video being an absolute piece of sh*t - there's NOTHING but positive comments.

Talk about egotism.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 18, 2023, 08:51:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2023, 01:31:13 PM

Hey - no one makes fun of Ringo Starr because he's a *** legend...

Ringo *is* a legend.  Only a rube with tin ears who knows nothing about rock drumming would deny his extraordinary contributions to that one group, and far beyond up to the present day.

He does have a sense of humor, though:  therefore, he's a funny guy!

I bet anything at some point Eric Clapton was a tax exile.

Now that person is an unpleasant, laughable clown, and has been for many decades.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2023, 10:12:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 18, 2023, 08:51:59 PM

Ringo *is* a legend.  Only a rube with tin ears who knows nothing about rock drumming would deny his extraordinary contributions to that one group, and far beyond up to the present day.

He does have a sense of humor, though:  therefore, he's a funny guy!

Oh my gosh - could it be we are in agreement??? I think that's a sign of the apocalypse...

You can't really make fun of Eric Clapton though after what happened to his kid, can you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 19, 2023, 02:40:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 18, 2023, 10:12:18 PM

You can't really make fun of Eric Clapton though after what happened to his kid, can you?

Maybe you can't, but I can.  He was a very good guitarist, in a limited sense, though.

I am glad to see you are on the side of truth re Ringo, though:  I would not have expected wisdom and taste in this corner of horrors! 

John Bonham.  Almost definitely a tax exile while he was alive, and from various anecdotes, probably very much clown-like IRL.

To be fair, the UK had equal to or exceeding 90% taxation at least during the 1970s, for top earners, which hit many if not most of Britain's Tastemakers pretty hard.  Rockers and musicians of all stripes not generally being known for restraint and financial acumen.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2023, 12:03:44 AM

Damnit - I just realised that we all missed the 10th anniversary of this threads creation...

While Lostinidlewonders 'First post wins' was an abject FAILURE, mainly because I had a post from 1970 which predated his; this one has proved a lot more popular.

Also, I think May 17th, 2013 marks the day that Lostinidlewonder would perpetually fail at this thread, given how many people have come here to thwart him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 20, 2023, 03:28:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2023, 12:03:44 AM

Damnit - I just realised that we all missed the 10th anniversary of this threads creation...

While Lostinidlewonders 'First post wins' was an abject FAILURE, mainly because I had a post from 1970 which predated his; this one has proved a lot more popular.

Also, I think May 17th, 2013 marks the day that Lostinidlewonder would perpetually fail at this thread, given how many people have come here to thwart him.

And, ladies and gentlemen, here is an impersonation of LIW. 

Ever clueless, and yet stupefied.

May the Sxkxkkxnsnksks live strong with that one!

Drink deep from the font of knowledge!  LIW commands it!  (Probably!)

(https://i.ibb.co/ZxzQCKZ/b6adc1845f0c047d03f1f24dfb75f4c032ad95c5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 20, 2023, 05:44:52 AM

 Wait till we hit 1m views then airplanes will fall out of the sky and computers will crash and I will win.

Drink deep the waters of insanity.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 20, 2023, 08:18:21 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/99NvR8y/bfa5c068dd12c1821c9fb891e03bafcac0b7004a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 20, 2023, 10:31:58 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 20, 2023, 05:44:52 AM

Drink deep the waters of insanity.

I already did - it tasted like Blueberry. Quite nice with a splash of champagne.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2023, 01:10:19 AM

Well, you fellas are really outdoing yourselves there.  Definitely ramping up the crazy!

I got to level up!

(https://i.ibb.co/TB32Y4h/97c149baf48ade46afbad8623db51a24389184ec.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2023, 06:58:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 22, 2023, 01:10:19 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TB32Y4h/97c149baf48ade46afbad8623db51a24389184ec.gif)

Well, it's got to be better than sniffing cocaine. Apparently on the news this morning Australia has the LARGEST amount of the drug being imported into our country. Not bad for a population of 25 million people.

And you guys said we'd never excel in ANYTHING!!! TAKE THAT!!!

Clearly the Americans are smart enough to make it locally and deal to all the shady nearby drug dealers - keeps costs down and cuts out the middle man.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2023, 12:04:08 PM

Check out Chuck Berry's face as he's listening to whatever gawdawful shrieking going on.

You people are driving me to a similar frenzied rage!   8)

(https://i.ibb.co/f8ggQKZ/maxresdefaultn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2023, 12:30:47 PM

That's been posted before J_Tour... you're starting to slip.

Our aim is to keep ramping up your levels of crazy, and then it will just be me and lostinidlewonder; where my win will be guaranteed.

On the subject of Yoko though, I don't think anything can beat this performance of a womans discomfort in having a xenomorph crawling inside of her:

Anyway, onto something little more recent. Have you seen this pile of crap from the people of Finland?

Funniest sh*t I've seen in years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 22, 2023, 01:13:18 PM

Japanese noise music is... noisey.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2023, 02:13:02 PM

Well... I now need to get a buy a new pair of speakers...

(Note to self: Don't trust any youtube clips Lostinidlewonder posts)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 22, 2023, 05:58:51 PM

I did say it's noisey.

It seems to me that noise no longer sounds like noise when it has context. I found this quite interesting when I came across it a while back.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 22, 2023, 06:26:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 22, 2023, 12:30:47 PM

That's been posted before J_Tour... you're starting to slip.

Not by me it hasn't been posted, the Chuck Berry one!  Drink some bleach:  you may have brain-eating bacteria.

If you'll excuse me, I have some important business to attend to.

(https://i.ibb.co/0B8vZtV/ebca2bd5015d8ca6f99bc4fcfb52ee4ab2c3a553.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 22, 2023, 06:41:25 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/n0CvvwtAoZgAAAAC/dissy-%E4%BD%8E%E6%B8%85.gif)

I'm always looking at you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2023, 12:06:51 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/PQBH4D4/0c068592e6c09c93dc21fb487937cdf9ff4266dc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on May 23, 2023, 03:16:45 AM

okay

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2023, 08:02:50 AM

But sir...

(https://media.tenor.com/Q90Q0F0mTd0AAAAC/i-said-hop-in-hostage.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2023, 09:16:35 AM

The Simpsons were full of humour in their old day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2023, 11:04:14 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/wSZ1ptZ/68f0c72ea8eb31c5193c8f3aaaceb7771b2d8543.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2023, 11:21:15 AM

This is why I didn't read comic books when I was younger. See the sh*t they're teaching young kids?

If a creepy, bearded man offers you candy, get in the back. Yes, he may have candy, but chances are he's trying to get hold of your candy.

Now kids these days are almost told every single thing they can and can't do. Maybe we've gone too far the other way - and made them soft.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2023, 12:30:05 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/BP75JnP/giphymlmlm.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 23, 2023, 04:56:28 PM

As easy as taking candy from a baby..... urg..... struggle... lol

It's like poking through meringue.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-21-2019/9Rm_VP.gif)

You're a very bad man.
(https://media.tenor.com/8N9xl2Mx5eQAAAAC/seinfeld-reactions.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 23, 2023, 08:10:38 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/9rMt0b7/3552f86df009aa93b06307265eb07573c5968209.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 23, 2023, 10:21:45 PM

We all knew playing guitar was kinda that way...

 ;D

I mean, Elvis Presley wasn't famous for his guitar playing, it was clearly because of his slick hair... that feature only.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 24, 2023, 08:25:20 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/jyFkZr9/lespaul.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 24, 2023, 10:22:45 PM

I think they actually do, but they're ashamed to admit it. Guitar ain't cool:

(https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/static/article/news/2/97832_0_wide_ver1570109148.jpg)

I mean, look at them. While they're clothes may look bright, flashy and colourful, their eyes seem to look dead as if they're soul is trying to escape the horrible husk that is their bodies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 25, 2023, 01:03:15 AM

They think they're the masters of the universe. 

They are wrong.

(https://i.ibb.co/wwBr4M0/13c96fbba93ab1a85a91b6252226c21e4348526f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 25, 2023, 10:16:48 PM

I know... Elon Musk is the master of the universe.

He controls what we say on Twitter, and he controls who goes into space.

Gotta give him credit - he's a massive nerd, but he's doing good things for technology.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 26, 2023, 02:13:31 PM

Sure.  A real visionary.

(https://i.ibb.co/wcPbrhg/5e5773b03b069134373b5418fe1a671e9ce3115a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 27, 2023, 01:32:57 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/600x/20/1f/2c/201f2c68cd104e46cb6ecd6c6151b9fa.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 27, 2023, 02:07:53 PM

You fool!  You're going to get this thread shut down!  But not winning!

(https://i.ibb.co/19t6XXG/1756c7392a959759815810b593a260fe3983f2f5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2023, 01:44:56 AM

It's been going strong for 10 years, and despite what we've posted in the past (and some of it got dark), we're still here.

I will win this thread... even if it kills me!!!



...but I'd prefer if it didn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2023, 11:18:05 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/BnjQdZM/234f1a3ac62f13fdd2d6f81052ec35ea63f7248a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 28, 2023, 03:23:55 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/5scUCXWhzYIAAAAC/homer-simpson-never-try.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 28, 2023, 10:11:39 PM

Try harder.  Fail less.  And *live*, dammit! 

(https://i.ibb.co/9mPskZW/89e58a2492034c5d886e77acd5c1a60cae7e8419.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 28, 2023, 10:16:52 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2023, 03:10:10 AM

No.  No.  No.  Wrong.  Stop it!

(https://i.ibb.co/Bt8SCRv/e4c54e550063f74f5771f0029cf690f63b33079c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2023, 10:49:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2023, 03:10:10 AM

No.  No.  No.  Wrong.  Stop it!

Not a fan of the Simpsons? My apologies... here, how about one of the most brilliantly written classical pieces of English Literature?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2023, 11:52:14 AM

Oh really?  How would you like to be stuffed with sawdust and put on display in my private zoo?

Theoretically speaking, of course.

(https://i.ibb.co/FHqj72J/018f6ea1b5a57ff0f3caac3498a8c13e9dd02abc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 29, 2023, 01:22:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 29, 2023, 11:52:14 AM

Oh really?  How would you like to be stuffed with sawdust and put on display in my private zoo?

Is that what you're calling your basement... a 'private zoo'?

I wonder what else you're keeping down there.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 29, 2023, 11:38:57 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/f97rK7j/hqdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2023, 08:59:01 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2023, 11:56:23 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/2gRgXNj/bbf169580a3b2f605f7210a4b58ca563ec0d0c66-2-400x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 30, 2023, 01:56:12 PM

That's probably because I very much (and exclusively) prefer women.

Problem solved.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 30, 2023, 08:26:48 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/FKBFccj/2d8bf7b4e1af61f1db41da56c5cd5a646132d7c8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 31, 2023, 08:59:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 30, 2023, 08:26:48 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/FKBFccj/2d8bf7b4e1af61f1db41da56c5cd5a646132d7c8.jpg)

Well... when the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the one.

I'd say... tough sh*t.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 31, 2023, 11:22:27 PM

That's the idea!  There's more to life than cartoons of prepubescent boys.  The world is large and diverse.

(https://i.ibb.co/MsZksdh/bd12d6322710b65e1e1616ae5fb3f89d7d17ba63.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2023, 10:15:02 AM

Well... let us continue our weird series of awful comic panels.

(https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_400/MTc0NDYwMjk4OTExNDI2MTgy/the-5-worst-comicbook-series-ever-terrible-comic-books.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 01, 2023, 05:22:11 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/XYCz63G/giphy-3-65.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 01, 2023, 10:20:57 PM

Nice to see the comic books of Marvel and DC helped to influence womans rights...

(https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/daredevil-ass-slap.jpg)

I always knew Daredevil was a prick.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2023, 01:47:11 AM

One must be considerate of the taste of others, youngling!

(https://i.ibb.co/7YQDQ1P/34a59568e8ba14cafccfc15144d1c3aaf2bbaff7.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 02, 2023, 06:11:04 AM

(https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/uncanny-x-men-421.jpg)

More weird Marvel trollop...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 02, 2023, 02:35:42 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/09hzMNB/f458fbaa586336d2e41dcb9cbf187c7c0a79e320.jpg)

Hint:  it's a full-body leather gimp suit.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 03, 2023, 01:05:12 AM

(https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Dilbert-Survey.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 03, 2023, 03:35:02 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/sQzLtX4/c8f97bc3bc0372528c2c5cd8e3794d55c69dfc5d-2-297x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2023, 12:50:08 AM

Get with the times man...

(https://a1cf74336522e87f135f-2f21ace9a6cf0052456644b80fa06d4f.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/images/characters/large/2800/Leonard-Bones-McCoy.Star-Trek.webp)

EDIT: I hate the fact that I have an ultra wide 5120x1440 monitor and this forum literally only spans 1/4 of the screen. Everything looks so tiny.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 04, 2023, 01:04:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2023, 12:50:08 AM

Get with the times man...

No, u!

(https://i.ibb.co/8YdyTYN/c459402b1a4db94659fb26914838ce87ee900072.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 04, 2023, 03:00:52 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 04, 2023, 01:04:09 AM

No, u!

The fact that you used the letter 'u' for the word 'you' means you've already failed. There is nothing respectful about bastardising the English language.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 04, 2023, 03:56:18 PM

How did this thread get so many views in the last few days lol. Hacked!  Why didn't the server blow up, planes fall out of sky..... hmmm

Look at me! I'm a famous winner. Out of my way!

(https://y.yarn.co/6f585217-fde8-4749-b0c8-6c26c71518f1_text.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 04, 2023, 11:41:29 PM

No.  U.

(https://i.ibb.co/ccqNYRQ/49bf7fc247f962c92be21bfb042addf3ccd23380.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 05, 2023, 02:02:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 04, 2023, 11:41:29 PM

No.  U.

(https://signsmart.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/RT-3-800x800.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 05, 2023, 11:09:05 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/WvR8XYQ/84abf75f8925ffa16281fc727cd783ac77a09fe8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2023, 09:00:23 AM

What on earth are fancy pants??? Pants made out of $100 bills? Caviar?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 06, 2023, 03:02:05 PM

They are made out of only things that tickle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 06, 2023, 07:09:42 PM

You think I'm joking?  You drove a Hyundai to get here, and I wore an 80,000 dollar pair of pants to get here!  That's my name.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 06, 2023, 10:28:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 06, 2023, 07:09:42 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/7NL8QR6JdZMAAAAC/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling.gif)

I love the fact that there's a gif for everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 07, 2023, 06:56:57 PM

Embed works fine from my end.  What, am I going to randomly try TOR circuits until I find one whose exit node is in AU?  Hahahahahahhahaha.  No.

(https://i.ibb.co/fCWbXnj/e704e25f600761616e644c7148cee43bce3a8763.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 07, 2023, 10:12:40 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 07, 2023, 06:56:57 PM

Embed works fine from my end.  What, am I going to randomly try TOR circuits until I find one whose exit node is in AU?  Hahahahahahhahaha.  No.

No, but you linked to a video clip thats unavailable, because if you click on the icon and try and watch it through the YouTube page, it also doesn't work.

I'm still going to put this down as an embed failure. You're getting as bad as Bob was.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 09, 2023, 09:51:24 AM

I think you should probably just eat me.

(https://i.ibb.co/qk17BX6/5939f7bfba66985f4785d53ab8a714d26101fe82.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 10, 2023, 12:12:11 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 10, 2023, 03:40:03 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/r0jpdCB/6ee719dbaf9c52d1fbef9cddcfdda9862125ed9c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 11, 2023, 02:10:29 AM

Well, people do use therapy dogs, and cats are very calming.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 11, 2023, 11:55:55 AM

Yeah.  I had a cat once.

(https://i.ibb.co/cT97ksG/899187.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2023, 08:51:18 AM

I KNEW JOHN would eventually snap.

One of the funniest things I've seen in a while - where did you find that? Do you have others?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2023, 10:47:01 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/xfpTJZ5/ee969ee87515ebfcf2b133faf831ca3ae3999d69.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 12, 2023, 02:43:14 PM

I demand more GARFIELD!!!
I demand more GARFIELD!!!
I demand more GARFIELD!!!

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/c3540a19a8611da4b027efb6873a12e1/f05bcf423f49f52b-f3/s400x600/28b4d0fdd0c78177f808def10661731366cbec02.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 12, 2023, 05:16:38 PM

James Garfield.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/James_Abram_Garfield%2C_photo_portrait_seated.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 12, 2023, 08:01:32 PM

This entity's name is probably Garfield as well.  You're too demanding!  My one-panel response of the lady complaining about how much work is involved in tending to the...cat....is perfectly apt!

(No, I don't have any others, but they probably exist somewhere on the web....I'd recommend searching with extreme caution, though.  Furries, you know.)

(https://i.ibb.co/n8gLGkt/6c643256d3492201c916dd227c119bfa9f776707.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 13, 2023, 08:51:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 12, 2023, 08:01:32 PM

(No, I don't have any others, but they probably exist somewhere on the web....I'd recommend searching with extreme caution, though.  Furries, you know.)

Oh noooo... I don't want to get involved with furries. From what I've seen, it gets creepy... and I haven't looked that far into it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 13, 2023, 11:59:08 AM

Furries are some of the most imaginative people who ever existed.  Some of the very finest.  I'm sure that's true.

(https://i.ibb.co/fC6Qb5h/412ef56d499c75c8627b7db678777b242594df99.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 14, 2023, 06:23:11 AM

Yes, I'm always watching you. You should be ashamed of yourself.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCmL5ltNOY3W6gsMhWy1kuYhmIEZ1Yrn-GQA&usqp=CAU)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2023, 09:32:48 AM

Maybe... but you gotta admit, Psychologists clearly have a sense of humour. Know what a psychological fear of long words is???

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/White_Arrow_Down.svg/140px-White_Arrow_Down.svg.png)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/White_Arrow_Down.svg/140px-White_Arrow_Down.svg.png)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/White_Arrow_Down.svg/140px-White_Arrow_Down.svg.png)(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/White_Arrow_Down.svg/140px-White_Arrow_Down.svg.png)



















































(https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/hyItLw/Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia-The-fear-of-lo.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 14, 2023, 10:25:22 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/d7kj0wF/blbalbala.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 14, 2023, 10:14:52 PM

There is only one man who mastered the art of the creepy stare:

Vincent D'onofrio ladies and gentlemen.

(https://media.tenor.com/yGLYqIbtdDMAAAAd/creepy-smile.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 15, 2023, 10:17:49 AM

Whatever, Private Pyle.  Do you even watch any recent movies, or are you too busy with your plushies to stay relevant?    8)

(https://i.ibb.co/G7wNfg7/f004394660a928e46d80852d856c809e06ae0138.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2023, 12:17:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 15, 2023, 10:17:49 AM

Whatever, Private Pyle.  Do you even watch any recent movies, or are you too busy with your plushies to stay relevant?    8)

I got rid of my plushies when I was 6, so no idea what you're on about it.

And while I know there are old movies - some are classics that are worth watching for posterity... you troglodyte.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 16, 2023, 09:23:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 15, 2023, 12:17:53 PM

And while I know there are old movies - some are classics that are worth watching for posterity... you troglodyte.

Yes, dear.  Have a tea and calm down.  The automobiles will soon be coming, and fast.  And the electric organ is soon to bring the majesty of the organ to all the best homes.

(https://i.ibb.co/2SKK7Rp/holt-moorehead-magnificent-ambersons.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2023, 12:28:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 16, 2023, 09:23:43 AM

Yes, dear.  Have a tea and calm down.  The automobiles will soon be coming, and fast.  And the electric organ is soon to bring the majesty of the organ to all the best homes.

What's this 'dear' crap? I identify as a male.
Actually, I really identify as a blue unicorn... or is it an extra-terrestrial...

That's it sorry... I identify as a deer.

Get it right and don't call me 'dear' again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 17, 2023, 04:13:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 17, 2023, 12:28:54 AM

That's it sorry... I identify as a deer.

Really?  And would you...as a deer...happen to have any self-made pictures of yourself dressed as a deer in full, comfortable, furry fashion?

Sir?

I swear every little bit of thing I say, you come back and incriminate yourself further! 

FTR, I am a cis-het male who was born a luthier.  When one is a luthier, one dresses the part!  White wine.

(https://i.ibb.co/z8yPTBm/f8ed0d2d2c4f8b71e57d207412ea88be11400131.jpg)

But, I will say that I was surprised to hear that Finland produces several boutique products for musicians, such as the TOOB set of speakers, and a few guitar things.  I like the TOOB 6.5BG...it seems to be about good for reproducing low frequencies from the bass end of the keyboard, and tolerable for higher frequencies.  Astonishing product, really.  I'm dithering between that and the 6.5FR, but either way it should work fine for my needs, as a *very* portable cabinet driven by a small amplifier.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2023, 12:19:19 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 17, 2023, 04:13:23 PM

Really?  And would you...as a deer...happen to have any self-made pictures of yourself dressed as a deer in full, comfortable, furry fashion?

Oh please - everyone knows that when you're on the internet, you can be anything you want.

As far as you guys know, I could be a rich Billionaire living in Taiwan and surrounded by servants...

... but I'm not. And no, I am not a deer, nor a dear and I hate costumes, cosplay and dressing up.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 18, 2023, 12:29:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 18, 2023, 12:19:19 AM

As far as you guys know, I could be a rich Billionaire living in Taiwan and surrounded by servants...

Right.  Sir.

(https://i.ibb.co/stf8vRW/c86bdee5810b6fc59eafb1acd293e8861687de47.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2023, 09:17:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 18, 2023, 12:29:11 AM

Right.  Sir.

Well... it's good to know you are aware of how to act when talking to your superiors.

Good day.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 19, 2023, 11:40:11 AM

Yes.  A superior puppet who exists to do my bidding.  And you do your tasks very well.  Sir Hansirhan.

(https://i.ibb.co/Kq0bR84/82fed92188f475bf10ae24dd23dba00472368789.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2023, 01:50:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 19, 2023, 11:40:11 AM

Yes.  A superior puppet who exists to do my bidding.  And you do your tasks very well.  Sir Hansirhan.[/font[/size]

We have a formatting fail... The CRACKS are starting to show.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 20, 2023, 02:24:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 19, 2023, 01:50:50 PM

We have a formatting fail... The CRACKS are starting to show.

What?  Whatever, ma'am or sir.

(https://i.ibb.co/VMTVsj1/540fff7b1dbc7a383525cbdfc7230a4778f8d580.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2023, 09:19:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 20, 2023, 02:24:51 AM

What?  Whatever, ma'am or sir.

We established I am a Sir... a very wise, and intelligent sir.

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/senior-intelligent-man-7129506.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 20, 2023, 12:03:48 PM

Indeed.  Sir King of the Crabs. 

He who has the most wins all titles.

(https://i.ibb.co/hBb2R7Y/0ee5e4062783ae27e3e44dd13de73d5ef69583dd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2023, 02:45:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 20, 2023, 12:03:48 PM

Indeed.  Sir King of the Crabs. 

I'm not King of the crabs... my doctor gave me something to kill them off years ago. Been STD free ever since...

Oh wait, that's not what you meant... was it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 21, 2023, 10:55:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on June 20, 2023, 02:45:22 PM

Oh wait, that's not what you meant... was it?

You're right.  I meant you're the Sir King of the Goats.  Of course.

And everyone knows one uses gasoline to rid oneself of crabs.  And a fine-toothed comb. 


(https://i.ibb.co/9b3X3K7/4d88e41498d83276c960db0079054cbb89e2fa51-2-404x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2023, 10:09:50 AM

I believe Ryan Reynolds tried that method and it didn't work out too well...

(https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/deadpool-22.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 22, 2023, 12:02:26 PM

He may not have had the right stuff.

(https://i.ibb.co/h8tBfvd/34c6c58c47a2756064c7015bef2ead0f43808d04.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 22, 2023, 10:24:43 PM

Yeah... I've seen pictures of men on coke and they are never that rugged or good looking.

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/breakingbad/images/e/ea/Skinny_Pete_2009.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2023, 08:04:39 AM

I don't know what you're talking about.  I only play Messiaen these days.

(https://i.ibb.co/sKjz1Dd/85ecc028de1de23780f662f7077257c9dbe04337-2-513x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 24, 2023, 09:14:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2023, 08:04:39 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/sKjz1Dd/85ecc028de1de23780f662f7077257c9dbe04337-2-513x500.jpg)

That's nothing... apparently Lassie managed to develop ESP so that the villagers could tell what he was thinking. It's the only way those 1950's hillbillies could possibly know what Lassie was saying, because his barking was complete and utter garbage and totally incoherent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 24, 2023, 05:33:11 PM

What is a "Lassie"?  Some kind of dog from a hundred years ago?  I had a date with a lass yesterday, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a dog.  I don't understand what you're on about.

Go have a Star War or something contemporary and relevant!

(https://i.ibb.co/nkmVnGv/920defed1858b3d7a0283cceb617aa2f89030df3.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2023, 01:42:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2023, 05:33:11 PM

What is a "Lassie"?  Some kind of dog from a hundred years ago?  I had a date with a lass yesterday, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a dog.  I don't understand what you're on about.

Go have a Star War or something contemporary and relevant!

(https://i.ibb.co/nkmVnGv/920defed1858b3d7a0283cceb617aa2f89030df3.png)

From the guy who decided to put up a comic panel from what looks to be an Archie book from the 1940's???

IRONY!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 25, 2023, 12:15:09 PM

I don't know what you're talking about.  Anyway, this is a dog.

(https://i.ibb.co/7yht7JW/922ef196a6c8d3d360f7e9c71956cd11589028e0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 25, 2023, 10:08:44 PM

The dog doesn't even known his own name for goodness sake - not exactly the best example of a dog.

And dogs don't wear glasses. What type of crap are you pulling?

You want a dog... here's a dog:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4MUf6T4VzPw/S9m6QQBc62I/AAAAAAAAOhI/ryrWAdQOlSM/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/half-life-dog-papercraft-002.jpg)

(I'll be amazed if you know what this is a reference to - WITHOUT checking the filename, or reverse google searching it)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2023, 08:07:01 AM

I'd be amazed too if he can guess from the picture because it failed to post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2023, 08:59:37 AM

Works for me... clearly the problem is on your end.

Have you cleared your cookie cache? Deleted temporary internet files?

What about your modem...

(https://www.cipher-it.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/ITCrow.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on June 26, 2023, 04:55:20 PM

Modem? Don't be ridiculous the latest Australian internet service uses much more trusted systems for communication.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Fig_7_Le_Telephone_by_T_du_Moncel_Paris_1880_%28Large%29.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 26, 2023, 10:12:56 PM

Yes... they've moved into the 20th century:

(https://www.hospitalveterinariglories.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/24-10-20-%C2%BFSabri%CC%81as-explicar-que%CC%81-es-la-colombicultura.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2023, 03:02:18 AM

Huh?  Wha?  I think I sense the beginnings of a nerd fight.

Do it!

(https://i.ibb.co/fDZzvrG/4992d673233c9d8ad1cfc09119335e47a5f5f38f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 28, 2023, 09:29:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2023, 03:02:18 AM

Huh?  Wha?  I think I sense the beginnings of a nerd fight.

Do it!

Perfect_PItch used URKEL!!!

(https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/rs-steve-urkel-19a21607-6240-4447-b18a-ef6ed63ccca1.jpg)

It was highly effective.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 28, 2023, 10:38:53 PM

p_p "used" Urkel?  Urkel is not just a piece of meat you can dispose of once you've finished!  Urkel's a human being, with feelings, and deserves respect! 

This is very triggering to me.

(https://i.ibb.co/SRZCMpV/7e9cbe778ccead2274e075c730822e4a1a8c566a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2023, 10:53:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on June 28, 2023, 10:38:53 PM

p_p "used" Urkel?  Urkel is not just a piece of meat you can dispose of once you've finished!  Urkel's a human being, with feelings, and deserves respect! 

This is very triggering to me.

Does it trigger you when I quote you and take away the font... just to be a bastard.    😈

(https://c.pxhere.com/photos/4b/6c/gun_reload_weapon_shoot_firing_cartridge_shoot_down_war-1348650.jpg!d)

I'm going to go ahead and pull the trigger... see how you like it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 29, 2023, 07:58:07 PM

Your tiny little "gun" doesn't intimidate me! 

But you should always preserve the superior typeface when possible.  Not doing so makes me turgid and enraged.

(https://i.ibb.co/TRZ9Jt6/98b08d3e84fc21906a6eb7ab08ebaa51-famous-album-covers-lp-cover.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 29, 2023, 10:17:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on June 29, 2023, 07:58:07 PM

But you should always preserve the superior typeface when possible.  Not doing so makes me turgid and enraged.

No one uses a typewriter anymore - they're the product of a bygone era and it ain't superior in anyway. Get with the times.

I've also felt turgid at times, but usually about something else... when I'm on my computer and staring at...

😳

...you know what, never mind.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2023, 04:17:36 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/StL57JB/bc6dc59943dc6663d02eb3901e0261b265927881.jpg)

And monospaced fonts are superior for many uses.  Including legibility.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on June 30, 2023, 05:03:56 AM

That's how they all look...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on June 30, 2023, 01:40:24 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/PzJmjYp/c9d7d0d7333796cb267136e70be832d757bd7303.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 01, 2023, 12:14:13 AM

That's right... you do suck.

Sucked in.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 01, 2023, 11:19:53 PM

The ladies love it.

(https://i.ibb.co/DrsF6cq/b40146b3509c450e09f934c54b04865256b1e6b9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 02, 2023, 03:01:55 AM

Yep... there's nothing more they love than some creepy *** in a hat, standing in the shadows staring at them.

These are the types of woman who also like you to take them home and strangle them...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 03, 2023, 02:03:32 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/J2Srhf8/98b0d005b591f55f154b3d74e4b5455ba32e0e88-2-296x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2023, 12:01:00 AM

Who doesn't love a good thriller...

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/7173XBodfeL.jpg)

Thrilling, isn't it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2023, 01:51:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2023, 12:01:00 AM

Who doesn't love a good thriller...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/7173XBodfeL.jpg

Thrilling, isn't it?

I'm sure I wouldn't know, embed fail dude.

Well, here's one that's sure to bring back fond memories for you.

(https://i.ibb.co/p4V7WDs/39a22ade1b7f62e6c047d2b828bedc314ce5099d-2-342x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2023, 09:21:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 04, 2023, 01:51:33 AM

I'm sure I wouldn't know, embed fail dude.

Damn it - It's always funny when it happens to someone else, but when it happens to you its like egg on your face.

There you go - one of the only examples of my ineptitude at embedding on the internet. Shouldn't have quickly rushed that post.

(https://www.firstcapitalgym.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/blg_distraction.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 04, 2023, 04:19:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 04, 2023, 09:21:05 AM

There you go - one of the only examples of my ineptitude at embedding on the internet. Shouldn't have quickly rushed that post.

Tsk tsk!  That was the greatest moment of my short life, seeing the mighty taskmaster undone by his own hubris! 

The internet will not forget!  Remember that I save archives of each page of this thread in case of the need to reconstruct it in case of moderator intervention!

Image below not intended to be cruel...just thought it was funny!

(https://i.ibb.co/2gY6g5C/d73b1fe315853aa5ac3c6161e98a919f03ad335c-2-375x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2023, 12:54:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 04, 2023, 04:19:37 PM

The internet will not forget!  Remember that I save archives of each page of this thread in case of the need to reconstruct it in case of moderator intervention!

I'm here wondering if that's meant to be a joke... or whether you are so determined to win that you actually have saved every single post from this forum in a meager attempt to recreate your thread should Nils pull a fast one and declare himself the winner.

Knowing you... it's possibly the latter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 05, 2023, 11:58:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2023, 12:54:35 AM

...or whether you are so determined to win that you actually have saved every single post from this forum in a meager attempt to recreate your thread should Nils pull a fast one and declare himself the winner.

Knowing you... it's possibly the latter.

Yes, it is.  It is required that I win.  Or die trying.

For the opposite of "winning," look at these ridiculous chords for guitar.  I mean, really.  By all means, play absolutely EVERY SINGLE CHORD TONE possible, including the root.  Ridiculous.  Nobody would play these chords as written.

For many of these (the dom7 chords are not even altered, for chrissakes!  they sound like banjo chords!) just the top three strings (1,2,3,) suffice, or the strings (2,3,4).  Whoever wrote the instructional page this chart is from is guilty of giving terrible advice to neophyte guitar players.

(https://i.ibb.co/JQwwBR5/6exb-AUu-Sjaxd-QWCZPufd-oleo-comping-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2023, 03:10:42 PM

I spent my entire high school era trying to read chord charts if I was lucky... if I was unlucky, I was told - learn the song by ear and make up the chords for the song.

Now however, I can harmonise on the spot and do it with my eyes closed.

Hows that for winning...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 05, 2023, 07:52:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2023, 03:10:42 PM

Hows that for winning...

That's winning at not being a total knob!

Not saying too much, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 05, 2023, 11:24:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 05, 2023, 07:52:34 PM

That's winning at not being a total knob!

Good to know I have external verification that I'm not a total knob. I always figured as such.

And anyway, I don't see why people are against knobs. They are handy, functional pieces of apparatus that allow you to extend your traversal from place to place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 06, 2023, 01:12:11 AM

Yes, you get a nice sarcastic slow clap for being to able to pick out elementary harmonies as a child.  Without the aid of a lead sheet!  Why, you could have been an ace at the washtub one-string bass in a jug band!

In your defense, you did get better.

(https://i.ibb.co/ThSXP9K/6cd404cdd81f72477e9ca904f741de9e19a0a898.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 06, 2023, 05:22:24 AM

Hey... it helps pay the bills. One of my arrangements made me USD$500 in a month alone.

Never thought 'This is me' would have been so popular.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 06, 2023, 12:11:35 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/0mDbrqp/fe51c121c19f42ee2dee46b51c6e6c53b06b2d64-2-354x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 07, 2023, 01:18:29 AM

A very funny sitcom if you haven't seen it before.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 07, 2023, 08:28:04 AM

I don't know.  I still am angered that Finland sought to join NATO and that strongman Putin turned out to be a cornhole champion.  Who could have predicted?

It's very much amusing.

(https://i.ibb.co/z5Jy42C/FCA5-B861-EF86-47-A1-8-DDA-0-C35885905-B9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2023, 12:02:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 07, 2023, 08:28:04 AM

I don't know.  I still am angered that Finland sought to join NATO and that strongman Putin turned out to be a conrhole champion.  Who could have predicted?

Erm... who could have predicted Putin was a prick???

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/Zcd3N14vCmr81iEbzi/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2023, 06:37:13 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2023, 12:02:46 AM

Erm... who could have predicted Putin was a prick???

Pretty sure most anybody.  But he's only a big, deranged goon now, in his senescence.  Back in the day he was extremely smart and strong!  KGB and all that!

He's a big picture guy.  Well, he was never totally boss!

I admire him very much and the Russian nation has much to be proud of.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2023, 08:03:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 08, 2023, 06:37:13 AM

the Russian nation have much to be afraid of.

I fixed your quote for you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 08, 2023, 03:55:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 08, 2023, 08:03:08 AM

I fixed your quote for you.

Mitä vittua? I also so much admire to the Putin, for he is one of savior to spirits of many thousands, or perhaps tens of thousands or the millions of the Russians that made much a thing about things communal and equal, within right spirit of the thinking land.

Here, go grow a moustache or whatever you people do.

(https://i.ibb.co/pxqBTqw/e9f5ebfd224dbff8c574517f3f0bfe6f23a29158-2-351x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2023, 02:12:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 08, 2023, 03:55:32 PM

Here, go grow a moustache or whatever you people do.

Hell no... it's known already that usually the most horrific serial killers, terrorists, war criminals and porn stars have a moustache.

https://chillisauce.com/stag/blog/post-3518779db2607fc52efa

Like I want to be associated with them... moustaches are weird, BEARDS are distinguished.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2023, 03:16:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2023, 02:12:51 AM

Hell no... it's known already that usually the most horrific serial killers, terrorists, war criminals and porn stars have a moustache.

https://chillisauce.com/stag/blog/post-3518779db2607fc52efa

Like I want to be associated with them... moustaches are weird, BEARDS are distinguished.

I'm wearing a beard now, but as I do every few weeks, I trim it down to the *distinguished* pencil moustache, worn by known non-deviants such as John Waters and others.

Or, when in a playful mood, I shave it down to the classic Wolverine stylings from comic nerd book lore.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2023, 11:00:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 09, 2023, 03:16:43 AM

Or, when in a playful mood, I shave it down to the classic Wolverine stylings from comic nerd book lore.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 09, 2023, 11:41:59 AM

(https://I implied I don't do it very often.  And by "Wolverine" I actually meant "The Lemmy Kilmister." 

I suggest you ratchet back that "nerd" sh&^!  Lemmy will come for you from beyond the grave.

For this is the gold standard of moustaches I favor.)

(https://www.indy100.com/media-library/john-waters.jpg?id=28069930&width=980)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2023, 02:29:31 PM

There is nothing cool about that moustache. It looks like he tried to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a photocopier.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 10, 2023, 11:45:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 09, 2023, 02:29:31 PM

There is nothing cool about that moustache. It looks like he tried to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a photocopier.

It is the summum bonum of moustaches.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2023, 12:35:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 10, 2023, 11:45:21 AM

It is the summum bonum of moustaches.

(https://i.ibb.co/Tr67Mhn/There-is-a-reason-latin-is-dead.jpg)

No one speaks latin anymore... it's a dead tongue.

Please use English like the rest of civilisation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on July 12, 2023, 04:15:09 AM

It refers to the most desirable state or goal to strive for, like how you both strive to win but always lose.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 12, 2023, 11:48:06 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on July 12, 2023, 04:15:09 AM

It refers to the most desirable state or goal to strive for, like how you both strive to win but always lose.

So... a feeling you are very familiar with.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on July 14, 2023, 07:16:00 PM

It's terrifying how perfect_pitch could remain the last post for two whole days. (also this is my first post on here!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2023, 12:08:33 AM

Oh boy... fresh meat. You stepped into a mine field, and I know how to get through it alive.

Do you???    ;D

(Also, 2 days is nothing. Lostinidlewonder and J_Tour are easily distracted.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 15, 2023, 10:52:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 11, 2023, 12:35:53 AM

No one speaks latin anymore... it's a dead tongue.

Please use English like the rest of civilisation.

And please feel free to eat me!

(https://i.ibb.co/C0nMMT4/271442379-593881765011982-163891157949516918-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2023, 04:00:53 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 15, 2023, 10:52:05 AM

And please feel free to eat me!

You're quoting me from 5 days ago??? Get with the program.

Where have you been the last few days???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2023, 12:24:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 15, 2023, 04:00:53 PM

You're quoting me from 5 days ago??? Get with the program.

Where have you been the last few days???

Banging Britney Spears? 

How should I know!

(https://i.ibb.co/df2RrKx/88bf502deb5f807548b31c0093b9b241ee390888-2-327x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 16, 2023, 01:05:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2023, 12:24:58 AM

Banging Britney Spears? 

How should I know!

(https://i.ibb.co/df2RrKx/88bf502deb5f807548b31c0093b9b241ee390888-2-327x500.jpg)

Well... now that you've had Britney, I'd suggest a trip to the doctor just to make sure you get a high dose of penicillin and antibiotics... should take care of any nasties.    ;D

Love the picture as well. That must be so confusing. The Chinese would probably easily consider the cats as edible; and the Indians wouldn't be able to select anything because they don't generally eat beef - so hamburgers are out of the question.

Also, is it just me or does that cat in the lower right corner look like it was AI generated art?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 16, 2023, 11:25:45 AM

I don't know, but I do know that a synonym for a housecat is a pussycat, which is often shortened from three to two syllables.

So, I know which boxes I selected for eating.

I didn't see any tacos on there, though, which is unfortunate.  Especially fish tacos.

And how do you know the burgers are made of beef?  Could be horse!  Or dog!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2023, 05:32:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 16, 2023, 11:25:45 AM

I don't know, but I do know that a synonym for a housecat is a pussycat, which is often shortened from three to two syllables.

So, I know which boxes I selected for eating.

And I bet you didn't get the computer to accept your response.

Also, I think the Brits tried eating horse a while back (against their will of course), and that did NOT go down well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 18, 2023, 04:25:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 17, 2023, 05:32:52 AM

Also, I think the Brits tried eating horse a while back (against their will of course), and that did NOT go down well.

Yes, and I think some Irish supplies were tainted as well, IIRC.  Not all that long ago, really.

I've bought ground horsemeat at a French supermarket and ate it.

It's fine!

It's no fish taco, but few things are.

See, when you have a moustache like mine currently, one is allowed such indulgences.

(https://i.ibb.co/JBR0012/2023-07-17-041041.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2023, 12:44:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 18, 2023, 04:25:08 AM

See, when you have a moustache like mine currently, one is allowed such indulgences.

(https://i.ibb.co/JBR0012/2023-07-17-041041.jpg)

You look like you tried to unclog a drain with your mouth. There's NOTHING sexy or appealing about that moustache. It's essentially the moustache Hitler would have had, had he not been so OCD about shaving and just let it grow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 19, 2023, 04:35:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2023, 12:44:57 AM

You look like you tried to unclog a drain with your mouth. There's NOTHING sexy or appealing about that moustache. It's essentially the moustache Hitler would have had, had he not been so OCD about shaving and just let it grow.

So you're saying John Waters's moustache style is unacceptable, and that you have no taste in cinema or in men, I suppose.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

(https://i.ibb.co/nfmwrZX/2023-07-18-213708.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2023, 04:40:56 AM

Says he's beautiful... has his buttons undone showing his gut and flabby belly.

Nothing is beautiful about that... NOTHING!!!

I have no taste in men either - I don't care about men. I care about the female of the species.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2023, 03:47:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 19, 2023, 04:40:56 AM

Says he's beautiful... has his buttons undone showing his gut and flabby belly.

Nothing is beautiful about that... NOTHING!!!

I think you're a misandrist, little man!

A portrait of debauchery is always beautiful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 20, 2023, 08:59:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 20, 2023, 03:47:28 AM

A portrait of debauchery is always beautiful.

Did you know the history of the word comes from the Bible? In a number of modern versions the word may be found in Ephesians 5:18, as in The New International Version's translation: “Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit....”

I'm always filled with the Spirit... Whiskey, Vodka, Tequila, Vodka...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 20, 2023, 10:47:52 PM

Interesting.  I have:  "Et nolite inebriari uino, in quo est luxuriā [scilicet...I added the macron to make sure no nitwits budding young students missed that this is the ablative form  :P]: sed implemini Spiritu, loquentes uobismet &c."

IOW, "luxuria, luxuriæ, f." to give the dictionary form.

(https://i.ibb.co/1bMvjpM/2023-07-20-154646.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2023, 08:58:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 20, 2023, 10:47:52 PM

Interesting.  I have:  "Et nolite inebriari uino, in quo est luxuriā [scilicet...I added the macron to make sure no nitwits budding young students missed that this is the ablative form  :P]: sed implemini Spiritu, loquentes uobismet &c."

IOW, "luxuria, luxuriæ, f." to give the dictionary form.

(https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/the-reason-latin-is-a-dead-language-is-because-they-kept-accidentally-summoning-demons-during-regular-conversations-1c44f.png)

(https://wiseczar.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/imagesvyvmos8v.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 21, 2023, 07:04:23 PM

Wow.  That's truly a new development.

p_p hates lingua latina, for some weird reason.

It is the universal language, son! 

You'd be better to tone down your attitude!

But, you're in good company:  that Finnish broad who used to try to win this thread also dislikes Latin and all Romance languages, IIRC.  Don't think I'm revealing any secrets there!

To be fair, Finnish is an amazingly rich and strange language....I've never got very good at it, except for puzzling out some newspaper articles (with the use of a dictionary, so it doesn't really count as reading, for me).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2023, 11:17:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 21, 2023, 07:04:23 PM

You'd be better to tone down your attitude!

But, you're in good company:  that Finnish broad who used to try to win this thread also dislikes Latin and all Romance languages, IIRC.  Don't think I'm revealing any secrets there!

My attitude has gotten me this far in life - don't see why I'd change it.

Also, who is the Finnish broad you referred to?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 22, 2023, 05:02:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 21, 2023, 11:17:57 PM

Also, who is the Finnish broad you referred to?

Dunno.  She was in and then she was out, then she was out and she was in.  Dunno!  ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/41Vk3kZ/2023-07-21-161904.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2023, 03:09:05 PM

It looks like the last 4 images you hosted are all from the same, sad youtube vlogger.

Do you seriously just stalk these people???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2023, 01:23:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 22, 2023, 03:09:05 PM

It looks like the last 4 images you hosted are all from the same, sad youtube vlogger.

Do you seriously just stalk these people???

Are you sure about that, skipper?

I speak truth through image! 

The kids like it, so shuddup!

(https://i.ibb.co/4YbtQH5/2023-07-22-182137.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2023, 02:14:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 23, 2023, 01:23:58 AM

The kids like it, so shuddup!

Yeah... and kids like looking at absolute banal crap through TikTok like funny pranks in shopping centres, and literally hanging off of every word that comes from every tedious, self-glorified, narcissistic influencer on the internet.

The kids like any old crap... so I wouldn't emulate their behaviour. You want to get a feel for their behaviour and what they're turning into? Check this out:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/

I weep for humanity...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 23, 2023, 10:51:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 23, 2023, 02:14:50 AM

The kids like any old crap... so I wouldn't emulate their behaviour. You want to get a feel for their behaviour and what they're turning into? Check this out:

I will not "check that out."

Kids are trash.  They don't study their Latin, and they always on they damn phones.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 24, 2023, 12:10:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 23, 2023, 10:51:33 PM

Kids are trash.  They don't study their Latin

(https://www.channelnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/News-Flash-2.jpg)

NO ONE studies Latin... no one cares about Latin. Latin is dead... ACCEPT IT!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/df0NCcF/tombstone.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 25, 2023, 11:09:21 AM

All kids don't study and revere the latin language.
You don't study and revere the language.
Therefore you are a kid.

The logic is unassailable.  Ex falso quodlibet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 25, 2023, 10:22:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 25, 2023, 11:09:21 AM

All kids don't study and revere the latin language.
You don't study and revere the language.
Therefore you are a kid.

The logic is unassailable.  Ex falso quodlibet.

(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/33/33/aa/3333aae06e46d4ea82676f8e5c1e3777.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 26, 2023, 12:16:37 AM

Oh, you consider indirect proofs valid in this context, nerd?

You're a positive dude.

Contrapositive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 26, 2023, 09:30:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 26, 2023, 12:16:37 AM

Oh, you consider indirect proofs valid in this context, nerd?

You're a positive dude.

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/43/78/b3/4378b39b42ed302c4ba28296f07843c2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2023, 06:19:38 AM

I find that image to be of poor taste.

Therefore I substitute an example of excellent taste in beverages.  A class act.

(https://i.ibb.co/6nc6CCv/2a8f5838ac6178bc3cfa32d3652dd7fc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2023, 08:55:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 27, 2023, 06:19:38 AM

I find that image to be of poor taste.

You said 'be positive'... I just wanted to set the record straight. Sometimes it isn't the best thing to happen to you.

Quote from: j_tour on July 27, 2023, 06:19:38 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/6nc6CCv/2a8f5838ac6178bc3cfa32d3652dd7fc.jpg)

Why the hell should I trust him - he betrayed Han Solo and turned him over to Darth Vader...

Guys a wanker, and can't be trusted. Anyway... getting distracted here. You know what also works every time?

(https://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-411784.jpeg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 27, 2023, 01:01:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2023, 08:55:17 AM

You said 'be positive'... I just wanted to set the record straight. Sometimes it isn't the best thing to happen to you.

I have attached to my keychain a small metal cube that is a pool cue tip scuffer/shaper, and a metal whistle.

The tip shaper/scuffer/aerator's purpose is obvious.

But do you know what the whistle is for?  No, you do not.

The same reason I carry a dog clicker-trainer in a jacket pocket, although I don't own a pet dog.

A carrot and a stick are roughly the same shape.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2023, 02:43:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 27, 2023, 01:01:10 PM

A carrot and a stick are roughly the same shape

I don't know so much... you get your proctologist (or your nearest Dominatrix) to stick a carrot or a stick up you're arse? You'll know the difference very quickly...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 28, 2023, 07:14:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 27, 2023, 02:43:21 PM

I don't know so much... you get your proctologist (or your nearest Dominatrix) to stick a carrot or a stick up you're arse? You'll know the difference very quickly...

Same damned thing, fool!

Napoleon's mules crossed the Alps riding both and they liked it, too.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2023, 08:24:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on July 28, 2023, 07:14:04 AM

Same damned thing, fool!

Erm... no Dominatrices are a sh*t-load more expensive... plus you don't wear a gimp suit when you go to see your proctologist.

That would just make it even more uncomfortable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 28, 2023, 03:14:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2023, 08:24:50 AM

Erm... no Dominatrices are a sh*t-load more expensive... plus you don't wear a gimp suit when you go to see your proctologist.

That would just make it even more uncomfortable.

In that case, I have learned something new today.

Your knowledge is an inspiration.

(https://i.ibb.co/ScrFR1L/7fd2fa1c64ba99f0e98526aadb9e93ba29a8e25a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2023, 11:16:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on July 28, 2023, 03:14:31 PM

In that case, I have learned something new today.

Your knowledge is an inspiration.

My lifes goal is to teach... most of it is just piano teaching, but I'm glad I have something else to offer people as well.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2023, 01:32:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on July 28, 2023, 11:16:57 PM

My lifes goal is to teach... most of it is just piano teaching, but I'm glad I have something else to offer people as well.

Yes, your diverse knowledge is much appreciated.

(https://i.ibb.co/h1HNn8M/367fbccc7d2e1e56e89da7e623156307079ca3fb-2-531x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 29, 2023, 02:55:14 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/a2/1b/81/a21b8145676475d1c0943be69d311c7c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 29, 2023, 03:57:37 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Bydzrm9/ef0d1ec1aed3c32d228e21d70f3c588969646ed0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2023, 01:01:39 AM

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/02/a1/ab02a1099ca9a1d4da8aaa4512b46464.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on July 30, 2023, 11:04:30 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/8BKfSNR/3e091daec838cac7b02540b888174b18737ff340.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on July 30, 2023, 03:43:33 PM

(https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/queer-trance.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 01, 2023, 11:12:37 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/SKXQS80/17e37cec87b692b961fa5d1a00f8d12bc3614df5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 01, 2023, 12:19:38 PM

(https://runt-of-the-web.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/rude-awakening.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 03, 2023, 10:08:43 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/k0J3s8C/545a3c21d07a1860c4ae2c8cdbc649880af94c4c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2023, 04:13:10 AM

And on the 3rd day... he rose again.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo4 on August 04, 2023, 04:31:15 AM

How do you win this thread again?  My theory was this thread was going to implode (or explode) once it reached 1,000,000 views.  I see that we are over a million, so forget that idea.  Maybe 10,000,000 views is the number that will destroy this thread?  If so, I'll be back when we are closer to 9,999,999 views.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2023, 07:27:33 AM

Quote from: frodo4 on August 04, 2023, 04:31:15 AM

How do you win this thread again?  My theory was this thread was going to implode (or explode) once it reached 1,000,000 views.  I see that we are over a million, so forget that idea.  Maybe 10,000,000 views is the number that will destroy this thread?  If so, I'll be back when we are closer to 9,999,999 views.  ;D

You'll forget - clearly you aren't as invested in this thread as I am, so I doubt you'll remember.

Also, it won't be based on views... it will be based on replies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 04, 2023, 03:21:12 PM

Tertia die resurrexit

I swear to Christ and whatever that Bob Mitchum's chin looks exactly like this idiot I work with on the day job.  His nickname behind his back is "The Broken Machine."  Anyway, a funny Chris Shapan to lighten the mood for all you hosers.

(https://i.ibb.co/bRJ6XH4/357535506-10229122312337966-2700083309735616220-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 04, 2023, 11:27:20 PM

I could swear Prince Charles and all those other posh toffs have the same thing.

They're somehow survived. There are worse syndromes however:

(Damnit... didn't realise it was hidden behind age-restrictions... but f*** it's funny)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 05, 2023, 01:30:05 AM

Dammit you know we can't see that because teacher didn't say could!

Fine, have a cat picture.  That's all you're good for.

(https://i.ibb.co/YRPt79P/e95aa845ee22941f3f1d68af11daeb61aea9f414.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2023, 03:48:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 05, 2023, 01:30:05 AM

Dammit you know we can't see that because teacher didn't say could!

And do you ALWAYS do what your teacher says??? Who cares - rebel against the system.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 09, 2023, 01:09:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 05, 2023, 03:48:50 AM

And do you ALWAYS do what your teacher says??? Who cares - rebel against the system.

Teacher says I'm not ready for the Op. 79 of Beethoven and I need more practice at Hanon.  At least four years, and then I can start Czerney. 

I'm not allowed to do other things like John Cage or others, because I am just a student and teacher gets mad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2023, 09:15:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 09, 2023, 01:09:47 AM

At least four years, and then I can start Czerney. 

I'm sorry... who?

Czerney?

Czerney?!?

CZERNEY?!?!?

I presume you meant Czerny??? 4 days you don't bother to post, then you lump this absolute awful spelling mistake upon us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 10, 2023, 03:31:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 09, 2023, 09:15:03 AM

I'm sorry... who?

Czerney?

Czerney?!?

CZERNEY?!?!?

I presume you meant Czerny??? 4 days you don't bother to post, then you lump this absolute awful spelling mistake upon us.

Eh.  He's like Hungarian or something. 

Trust me:  it's fine.

He's used to it.

I wouldn't worry about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2023, 09:02:42 AM

No... it's not fine. If I accidentally said 'Bethoven', 'Shopin' or 'Lizst'... I'd be seen as an absolute ignoramus and shunned by the piano society.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 10, 2023, 07:59:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2023, 09:02:42 AM

I'd be seen as an absolute ignoramus...

Hmmm....stuff to think about!  I wonder.

But I rule, because I've put together what may be the smallest, best sounding, loudest (given the size) 200W micro-amp head and the Finnish TOOB Metro 6.5BG, which should be more than adequate for both a portable piano/Hammond organ rig as well as an archtop hollow-bodied guitar.

Of course the SICA speaker in the TOOB Metro is "only" rated to 130W (at 8 ohms), so just have to avoid turning up the amp too much.

(https://i.ibb.co/Hx2L5wS/TOOBMetro-Bass-1-1024x1024-2xs.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/dGzbGWw/bam200.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2023, 10:04:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on August 10, 2023, 07:59:18 PM

But I rule, because I've put together what may be the smallest, best sounding, loudest (given the size) 200W micro-amp head and the Finnish TOOB Metro 6.5BG, which should be more than adequate for both a portable piano/Hammond organ rig as well as an archtop hollow-bodied guitar.

Why is it half of your responses like this look as if you copy and pasted it from an AI web-site???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 11, 2023, 03:33:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 10, 2023, 10:04:46 PM

Why is it half of your responses like this look as if you copy and pasted it from an AI web-site???

I am made of liquid metal. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2023, 12:54:23 AM

Is that why you avoid the rain... so you can't rust???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 12, 2023, 11:34:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 12, 2023, 12:54:23 AM

Is that why you avoid the rain... so you can't rust???    ;D

Liquid metal is an advanced alloy that will not rust, and will not rest until it finds and kills John Connor.

But points to you for....whatever it is you do or say!   ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/0sGN8Zv/69614333-10206630254592877-1102291523883499520-o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2023, 02:05:56 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 12, 2023, 11:34:17 PM

Liquid metal is an advanced alloy that will not rust, and will not rest until it finds and kills John Connor.

John Connor got big and fat, so it doesn't seem like it will be hard to find and kill him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 14, 2023, 02:01:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 13, 2023, 02:05:56 AM

John Connor got big and fat, so it doesn't seem like it will be hard to find and kill him.

Basement-to-basement search, led by trails of discarded wrappers of snack foods?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 14, 2023, 10:58:22 AM

Well... you have fun searching them basements. Feel free not to tell us of the horrors you may find upon your quest to find him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 15, 2023, 02:38:47 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/850tvTP/3c7a55cfb1fd2a77acfef45dbf23f611b992ffe4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2023, 10:53:07 AM

Well... we've come full circle. I know that image has been posted somewhere else in this forum, but I can't for the life of me be arsed trying to find it.

I survived the last cyclical round... I'll survive this one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2023, 12:45:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 15, 2023, 10:53:07 AM

Well... we've come full circle. I know that image has been posted somewhere else in this forum, but I can't for the life of me be arsed trying to find it.

Good luck!  I really doubt it.

Terve!  Onnittelut!

(https://i.ibb.co/55d9XYs/Screenshot-2023-08-06-15-36-04.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2023, 10:59:33 AM

I still can't believe this thread has been going on for over 10 years...

...and that you're still attempting to beat me at it... fruitlessly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 16, 2023, 01:18:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2023, 10:59:33 AM

I still can't believe this thread has been going on for over 10 years...

No it hasn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2023, 01:29:07 PM

What are you smoking... it has. It started May 2013...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 17, 2023, 02:25:54 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 16, 2023, 01:29:07 PM

What are you smoking... it has. It started May 2013...

Has it?  Or have you been consuming regular sized portions again?

(https://i.ibb.co/Hry18TK/04a6bb3eee3f785d2ec0949be20f880cb1a70d3a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2023, 10:40:25 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 17, 2023, 02:25:54 AM

Has it?  Or have you been consuming regular sized portions again?

Let me make an example of you... you only started getting into this thread in 2019, so you missed more than half of the original fun.

I also want to take this moment to celebrate J_Tours very first post in this thread...

Quote from: j_tour on June 24, 2019, 10:48:38 PM

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of  string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. 

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. 

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

Clearly you are out of your depth.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 18, 2023, 11:39:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 17, 2023, 10:40:25 AM

Let me make an example of you... you only started getting into this thread in 2019, so you missed more than half of the original fun.

(https://i.ibb.co/YBcnLM2/doublefinish2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2023, 12:19:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 18, 2023, 11:39:05 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/YBcnLM2/doublefinish2.jpg)

Maybe that's why you missed the fun - obviously there was a kink in your ethernet cables till 2019.

Anyway, I'm hopefully upgrading to ultrafast internet on Monday, so I'll be all over this page more than you can imagine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 19, 2023, 08:26:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 19, 2023, 12:19:17 AM

Anyway, I'm hopefully upgrading to ultrafast internet on Monday, so I'll be all over this page more than you can imagine.

You should also buy a new amplifier so that you can be heard more clearly.  You have a tendency to mumble.

I'm all about my new TC Electronic BAM200, but the Trace Elliot ELF has a similar form factor and output (200W into 4 Ohms, and about 100 or just above into an 8 Ohms speaker.

(https://i.ibb.co/mFTccK6/Trace-elf-backpocket.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 20, 2023, 02:04:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 19, 2023, 08:26:49 PM

You have a tendency to mumble.

I'm all about my new TC Electronic BAM200, but the Trace Elliot ELF has a similar form factor and output (200W into 4 Ohms, and about 100 or just above into an 8 Ohms speaker.

And you have a tendency to waffle... does anyone understand what you just said???

I can beat that anyway... here's 108 Oms...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 21, 2023, 09:22:09 PM

Whatever.  My speaker cabinet just arrived from Helsinki and it is most good.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZKCsktn/20230821-135728.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 22, 2023, 02:19:05 PM

It's not much of a cabinet... it's like you just dumped everything on your keyboard.

It's not very hygienic...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 23, 2023, 02:37:57 AM

Are you maligning my housekeeping abilities? 

No, I didn't think so.  Anyway, that's just that one corner where I keep the Hammond manuals and pedalboard.

The BAM200 + TOOB Metro 6.5BG sounds glorious for guitar as well.

The idea is the speaker cabinet is designed to fill a small club, with live drums, using a clever design featuring a 6.5" speaker, plus a micro amp to feed 130W into the relatively full range speaker.  Not terrific for digital piano, but good for organ and guitarists who aren't shredders, but still need volume.

Whole speaker+micro-amp combo fits in a 10"x9" case designed for a tom drum, weighs well under ten pounds, all included.  Loud as frak, but also suitable for lower volumes at home.

(https://i.ibb.co/4VTFH48/20230822-193400.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 23, 2023, 09:18:20 AM

Quote from: j_tour on August 23, 2023, 02:37:57 AM

Are you maligning my housekeeping abilities? 

No, I didn't think so.  Anyway, that's just that one corner where I keep the Hammond manuals and pedalboard.

The BAM200 + TOOB Metro 6.5BG sounds glorious for guitar as well.

The idea is the speaker cabinet is designed to fill a small club, with live drums, using a clever design featuring a 6.5" speaker, plus a micro amp to feed 130W into the relatively full range speaker.  Not terrific for digital piano, but good for organ and guitarists who aren't shredders, but still need volume.

Whole speaker+micro-amp combo fits in a 10"x9" case designed for a tom drum, weighs well under ten pounds, all included.  Loud as frak, but also suitable for lower volumes at home.

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1110676423.7420/pp,840x830-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2023, 12:18:36 AM

Oh eat me.  I'm not touching any of that molting plumage!

Besides, you *should* care about amplification!  What are you, Glenn Gould or Angela Hewitt having your personal piano accompany you to each venue?

You're a very inventive musician, well...pianist, at least, but I don't think you have roadies to carry your acoustic and a private tech to tune, &c.  You're certainly good enough, but I don't think that's your bag.

(https://i.ibb.co/sJmJ6Mv/799610.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2023, 01:28:01 AM

Petting my bird causes one to lose their finger.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 24, 2023, 09:08:09 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 24, 2023, 01:28:01 AM

Petting my bird causes one to lose their finger.

What type of bird do you have? An Eagle???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 24, 2023, 10:53:31 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/TttBppH/Untitled.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2023, 11:18:15 AM

It doesn't matter - I know the Heimlich manoeuvre.

You can choke all you want.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 25, 2023, 07:40:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 25, 2023, 11:18:15 AM

It doesn't matter - I know the Heimlich manoeuvre.

You can choke all you want.

Here, go play in a world of pure enchantment. 

(https://i.ibb.co/PzJb6zX/8bc5c37da8b501078c90986917a752e4b3e0e193-2-690x484.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2023, 12:30:29 AM

Plus you have no emotional attachment when you decide to flush them down the toilet and get a cat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 26, 2023, 12:47:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2023, 12:30:29 AM

Plus you have no emotional attachment when you decide to flush them down the toilet and get a cat.

That's my girlfriend you're talking about!  Watch it there, bub!   ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2023, 01:05:05 AM

I always thought you had to blow up your girlfriends...?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on August 26, 2023, 02:43:41 AM

this is just turning into a conversation thread between j_tour and perfect_pitch

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2023, 02:50:48 AM

Well... we are the only 2 users who are dedicated to keeping this thread alive. One of us (ME) will emerge as the winner (ME) and one will ultimately be designated the loser (J_Tour).

My vindication will come when I win this thread, and all the posts and time invested prove it was worth it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 28, 2023, 05:56:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 26, 2023, 02:50:48 AM

My vindication will come when I win this thread, and all the posts and time invested prove it was worth it.

Just now I found a mouse in my kitchen sink.

I turned the garbage disposal on and pushed it into it with a handy utensil.

And I like mice.  What do you think I'd do to those who attempt to poison and destroy me in this thread?

(It's a joke:  I despise mice in my place, and that was the most humane solution, rather than waiting for it to consume more poison or to die slowly caught about the midriff in a snap-trap [N.B., mice do not always get snapped cleanly about the neck with an old-fashioned snap-trap, and it is a gruesome demise, I imagine]).

The short of it is, I will not be defeated.  Not in this thread, anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2023, 02:10:38 PM

Meh - I'm all for using mouse traps in my house. I don't care if the little bastards suffer - they spread disease and filth.

Now, before anyone thinks I'm some sort of psycho - I care about mammals, and wouldn't subject them to that horrible fate... but rodents and insect???

Meh... couldn't care. I think this is what makes you weak J_Tour... crying about the feelings of mice.

The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the Sheep

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 28, 2023, 03:24:19 PM

Being cruel to animals is a trait of many serial killers. Don't be a serial killer, be a crazy cat lady instead.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/41/6a/d2416a2ba98c7839c88d943e22066075.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 28, 2023, 04:24:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 28, 2023, 02:10:38 PM

Meh... couldn't care. I think this is what makes you weak J_Tour... crying about the feelings of mice.

Hardly.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 28, 2023, 03:24:19 PM

Being cruel to animals is a trait of many serial killers.

So don't be cruel to animals.

Save cruelty for human enemies.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2023, 09:46:09 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 28, 2023, 03:24:19 PM

Being cruel to animals is a trait of many serial killers. Don't be a serial killer, be a crazy cat lady instead.

Mice aren't animals... they're rodents - pests even. I draw the line very clearly.

Actually come to think about it - cats are pests here in Australia as well. It's funny - there are times where it's perfectly fine to shoot cats if they're killing the wildlife, but if they're screeching at 2am and fighting in your backyard... you're not allowed to do a damn thing.

I'm sure the world could do with a few less cats.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2023, 12:05:45 PM

Silence serial killer!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 29, 2023, 02:25:03 PM

I'm not a 'serial' killer.

(https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1632122676ra/31946498.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2023, 03:17:26 PM

You equate pests to not equal animals. Peculiar thoughts about cats.....Bad Boy Bubby... no... that's not a good boy Bubby.

(https://i0.wp.com/www.heyuguys.com/images/2020/05/BAD-BOY-BUBBY.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on August 29, 2023, 09:51:01 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 29, 2023, 12:05:45 PM

Silence serial killer!

Is silence the killer, or is silence the friends we met along the way?

Just kidding.

Silence kills.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2023, 09:00:26 AM

On the subject - like the new t-shirt I've ordered over the internet???

(https://threadheads.com.au/cdn/shop/products/orange-guns-dont-kill-people-womens-tshirt.jpg)

I don't know about the orange... wish it was in blue instead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 31, 2023, 02:40:13 AM

Do they make those shirts for men as well?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2023, 10:41:32 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on August 31, 2023, 02:40:13 AM

Do they make those shirts for men as well?

Nope... they only make them just for psychotics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on August 31, 2023, 02:40:05 PM

I win, I'm king of the castle.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-26-2020/CtHES2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on August 31, 2023, 10:04:55 PM

No offense, but if you're using Borat to try and highlight your argument - you've immediately lost.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 01, 2023, 01:02:39 AM

I don't take offence because you're a loser and my post wins again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2023, 06:52:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on August 30, 2023, 09:00:26 AM

I don't know about the orange... wish it was in blue instead.

Yes, I think blue pansies are indeed very dainty as well.

(https://i.ibb.co/2NKMGS3/363562073-772026214621713-5262120086983434416-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2023, 01:59:54 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 01, 2023, 06:52:17 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/2NKMGS3/363562073-772026214621713-5262120086983434416-n.gif)

Who would have guessed pigs are cannibals. A pig eating hamburger... just shocking.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 01, 2023, 04:21:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 01, 2023, 01:59:54 PM

Who would have guessed pigs are cannibals. A pig eating hamburger... just shocking.

Eats the meat between the buns.

I don't know what to think of pigs any more.  But I tolerate them!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2023, 12:22:19 AM

Well... I'd rather be a carnivore anyway. If any sort of apocalypse arrives and diminshes the worlds food capacity... at least I know that if we run out of food - we can just eat a vegan.

It's not like they'd be willing to eat us.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 02, 2023, 10:31:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 02, 2023, 12:22:19 AM

Well... I'd rather be a carnivore anyway. If any sort of apocalypse arrives and diminshes the worlds food capacity... at least I know that if we run out of food - we can just eat a vegan.

It's not like they'd be willing to eat us.     ;D

A confirmed eater of meat! 

To each his or her own, I say!  Vivre ta vie, mon pote!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2023, 02:48:13 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 02, 2023, 10:31:23 AM

A confirmed eater of meat! 

To each his or her own, I say!  Vivre ta vie, mon pote![/font]

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCUCSqcSnac)

EMBEDDING FAIL!!! Seriously J_Tour... given how many times you've lost to me and attempted to take back the win - I thought you would be better at this.

And yes, I am a carnivore... which is a lot different than saying I'm a sausage snogger; since they're 2 completely different things.

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Post by: j_tour on September 03, 2023, 10:12:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 03, 2023, 02:48:13 AM

EMBEDDING FAIL!!! Seriously J_Tour... given how many times you've lost to me and attempted to take back the win - I thought you would be better at this.

I don't know what you're talking about. 

But please keep pretending to win. 

It amuses me.

Who do you think you are, John Wick?

Hang that hat up, Kangaroo Jack!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2023, 09:04:13 AM

I am John Wick... I am the beginning and the end... I am omnipotent... and I am a winner.

I'm not pretending to win... I just keep winning.



PS. Who the *** is Kangaroo Jack???

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Post by: j_tour on September 04, 2023, 11:21:35 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2023, 09:04:13 AM

PS. Who the *** is Kangaroo Jack???

Not John Wick.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2023, 02:37:07 PM

Yeah... no doubt - because I'm sure John Wick (a.k.a.) me, would have killed him and wouldn't give a crap who the hell he is.

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Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2023, 03:39:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 04, 2023, 02:37:07 PM

Yeah... no doubt - because I'm sure John Wick (a.k.a.) me, would have killed him

With a pencil?

Or with a part of the anatomy resembling a small pencil?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2023, 07:11:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2023, 03:39:53 AM

With a pencil?

Or with a part of the anatomy resembling a small pencil?

I've usually equated mine to say... the size of a tennis ball container.

But hey - they come in all types of shapes and sizes.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2023, 10:00:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2023, 03:39:53 AM

With a pencil?

The pen is mightier than the sword, especially if it weighs several tonnes and crushes you dead.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2023, 01:00:28 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2023, 10:00:32 AM

The pen is mightier than the sword, especially if it weighs several tonnes and crushes you dead.

I don't meant to break it to you... but this:

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2023, 10:00:32 AM

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...is a pencil... not a pen. Rather different. Clearly you don't know the difference between them... much like knowing the difference between 'attempted winning' and 'futile trying'.

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2023, 01:14:02 PM

PEN, PENcil similar enough, might be hard for your losing brain though. Maybe you need to spend time in a pen until you learn? Here you go:
(https://www.pig333.com/3tres3_common/art/pig333/15539/individual-pens_152322.jpg?w=820&q=1&ts=1653979446)

What about you who thinks you are John Wick and that "futile trying" about tennis ball containers? Maybe you don't know the difference between reality and imagination. If you want to start picking on what others say, you fail a huge amount and I win again.

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Post by: j_tour on September 05, 2023, 03:47:23 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2023, 01:14:02 PM

If you want to start picking on what others say, you fail a huge amount and I win again.

I think both of you are dangers to yourselves and others.

None of you alls got what enough sense to come out the rain and what more with trying at winning up the thread and such.

(https://i.ibb.co/g3SLtsV/rollz.gif)

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 05, 2023, 03:56:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2023, 03:47:23 PM

...you alls

What in tarnation are y'all yammerin' 'bout, you crazy coot?

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2023, 10:00:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 05, 2023, 03:47:23 PM

None of you alls got what enough sense to come out the rain and what more with trying at winning up the thread and such.

I'm sorry - can we get a translator? I don't speak 'hick'.

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Post by: j_tour on September 06, 2023, 07:25:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 05, 2023, 10:00:39 PM

I'm sorry - can we get a translator? I don't speak 'hick'.

Well I can't translate it into bogan, so use your imagination!

And...Brahms for the magisterial win!

(https://i.ibb.co/HNSfVcy/IMG-1994.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2023, 10:08:41 PM

I don't know what piece that is... is that one of his symphonies???

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 08, 2023, 07:12:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 06, 2023, 07:25:29 PM

magisterial win!

Waste of material more like it.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2023, 09:28:47 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 06, 2023, 07:25:29 PM

magisterial win!

Salami Tiger Win

Aren't anagrams fun.    ;D

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Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 08, 2023, 05:19:57 PM

Oh yeah they are so much fun. You will be the most popular person at any party.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 09, 2023, 12:37:30 AM

A tupperware party - possibly... but even I haven't been to one of them.

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Post by: j_tour on September 09, 2023, 06:57:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 06, 2023, 10:08:41 PM

I don't know what piece that is... is that one of his symphonies???

Yes.

Identify which augmented sixth is used and win a grand prize of me winning.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 08, 2023, 09:28:47 AM

Salami Tiger Win

Aren't anagrams fun.    ;D

The relevant phrase is "Tiger Blood," and me having it coursing through my veins. 

I can't lose for trying!  It's a fait accompli.

(Actually, yes, anagrams are indeed great fun.  You got lucky, though.)

Anagram the entirety of the comments I made in this winning post, into a series of coherent (or close) sentences, and you might have earned some begrudging respect.

But if you use ChatGPT or some such....you will know great vengeance and furious anger!

I'll wait.  It takes a long time to anagram longer prose fragments by hand.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2023, 01:59:12 AM

1) No one cares which aug 6th was used. Brahms' symphonies are to me... mundane.

2) I already used the tiger blood argument like 10 years ago when Charlie Sheen went off his nut about it... that's my argument.

3) I'm tempted to try and anagramise the entire post you made, but I have more important things to do. I gotta clip my nails, vacuum my carpets, make breakfast... and continue winning this thread.

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Post by: j_tour on September 10, 2023, 09:04:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2023, 01:59:12 AM

3) I'm tempted to try and anagramise the entire post you made, but I have more important things to do. I gotta clip my nails, vacuum my carpets, make breakfast... and continue winning this thread.

Your schemes, like your dreams, done fell through.

Aren't you blue.

(I think it's a French Sixth, but I don't feel like looking it up....hell, just call it an F#11 as a substitute for B7b5 to the tierce de Picardie, for all I care.)

But guess who has a new cordless wet-dry handheld vacuum arriving tomorrow at my door, with a Li-ion battery and charger compatible with my cordless drill?

That's right!  Tiger blood!  You gotta clean up those big pools of tiger blood and those itty bitty pieces of brain and skull, and I'm talking fast, fast, fast.

Now, it doesn't have to be spotless:  you don't have to eat off it.  Perfect is the enemy of good when the clock is ticking.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2023, 02:26:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 10, 2023, 09:04:58 AM

But guess who has a new cordless wet-dry handheld vacuum arriving tomorrow at my door, with a Li-ion battery and charger compatible with my cordless drill?

That's right!  Tiger blood! 

You CAN'T clean up blood with a god damn vacuum for goodness sake. Any idiot knows you need to mix 2 parts vinegar with sodium bicarbonate to really break down the blood, then use bleach for whatever is left. For whatever is left, usually methylated spirits will eventually get rid of any residue left depending on how long the blood has been there.

Any serial killer idiot knows that. Vacuuming it will just smear the blood all over the place.

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Post by: j_tour on September 11, 2023, 05:03:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 10, 2023, 02:26:51 PM

Vacuuming it will just smear the blood all over the place.

Maybe that's the kind of sugar papa likes!  Or maybe you're confused about how diluting blood marks on carpet with plenty of water and attending to it quickly with a high-powered wet vacuum can be just the thing!

See?  You don't know!

Or if you want to be sloppy, throw up an easel, a half-dozen canvas tarps, and several litres of paint of various colors, put on a smock, wash and dry your hands, address the keyboard, and now you're a multimedia artist!

If you're that amateur to be waiting around for cops to come knocking at your door!  You're a musician, man!  Obviously you have a van you can use as a kill room and also for transporting your gear to jobs, right?  Never bring your work home with you!

And cancel that chlorine bleach line statim, man!  I use bleach for sterilizing my instruments, *before* using them!  After?  It's the purifying fire or nothing!  Bleach.  First m*&YYf&&ing thing cops look for!  Pair of nitrile gloves, a few litres of bleach....they find that in the boot of your car along with the zip ties, the face mask, the unopened plastic bag containing a set of clean scrubs, paper booties, and a balaclava?  Forget about it! 

Don't be talking to me about no bleach, fool!  Next thing you know you'll be telling me about duck tape, splash goggles, and a ball gag, plus one large pillowcase full of batteries, and another one full of candy! 

You're a professional musician, man!  You know this stuff!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2023, 08:43:29 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 11, 2023, 05:03:28 AM

Maybe that's the kind of sugar papa likes!  Or maybe you're confused about how diluting blood marks on carpet with plenty of water and attending to it quickly with a high-powered wet vacuum can be just the thing!

See?  You don't know!

Or if you want to be sloppy, throw up an easel, a half-dozen canvas tarps, and several litres of paint of various colors, put on a smock, wash and dry your hands, address the keyboard, and now you're a multimedia artist!

If you're that amateur to be waiting around for cops to come knocking at your door!  You're a musician, man!  Obviously you have a van you can use as a kill room and also for transporting your gear to jobs, right?  Never bring your work home with you!

And cancel that chlorine bleach line statim, man!  I use bleach for sterilizing my instruments, *before* using them!  After?  It's the purifying fire or nothing!  Bleach.  First m*&YYf&&ing thing cops look for!  Pair of nitrile gloves, a few litres of bleach....they find that in the boot of your car along with the zip ties, the face mask, the unopened plastic bag containing a set of clean scrubs, paper booties, and a balaclava?  Forget about it! 

Don't be talking to me about no bleach, fool!  Next thing you know you'll be telling me about duck tape, splash goggles, and a ball gag, plus one large pillowcase full of batteries, and another one full of candy! 

You're a professional musician, man!  You know this stuff!

I just knew that if I egged you on enough, I could get you onto one of your narcissistic rants. It's like looking at a match, a dynamite keg, and a small leakage of gunpowder lying on the ground to said dynamite keg and matching the 2 together.

You just want to sit back and watch the mayhem.    ;D

Edit: I'll give you credit though - you've put a lot more thought into cleaning up after a crime scene than I ever have. Makes me wonder... where the hell did Bob go? He used to frequent this thread... didn't he?

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Post by: j_tour on September 13, 2023, 05:32:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 11, 2023, 08:43:29 AM

Makes me wonder... where the hell did Bob go? He used to frequent this thread... didn't he?

HEY! 

Hey Bob!

Bob!

I want all my garmanbozia!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2023, 10:13:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 13, 2023, 05:32:37 AM

I want all my garmanbozia!

Hey... I like making up words as much as the next person, but that's not going to get you a win.

I thought you'd have more cormundenship than that.

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Post by: j_tour on September 13, 2023, 08:35:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 13, 2023, 10:13:51 AM

I thought you'd have more cormundenship than that.

Bob knows all about garmanbozia.  Look behind you, in this thread!

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2023, 09:40:09 AM

On the subject of Religion... but hopefully worth the read.

I don't know if any of you are catholic or whatever... but attending mass before my nephews baptism, we all lined up to attend communion. As we go to sit down and reflect, my sister whispers to me "when we receive communion, what were we meant to say?"

I politely reply in a hushed tone "Amen..." as if it was bleedingly obviously. A little surprised, she shrugs and says....

"Ahhh... Ooops. I said 'Thanks'".

Funniest *** moment of my life. Do you know how *** HARD it was not to burst out laughing in the middle of communion? I had *** TEARS coming out of my eyeballs, and I was as red as a beetroot.

My other sister whose nephew was being baptised afterwards looks at us both and asks us what was so funny, so I proceed to tell her... to which she starts doing EVERYTHING in her power not to completely lose it in front of the other parishioners.

THEN MY MOTHER looks at us as if we're both being irreverent heathens, and wonders what the hell is going on... so I proceed to tell her... and I think you know where this is going.

So the 3 of us are red as beetroots, tears STREAMING from our eyes and doing everything we can not to make a scene. I've stifled my laughter so hard, I had cramps in my stomach and was getting a severely painful throat.

Funniest moment of my life.



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Post by: j_tour on September 16, 2023, 08:43:24 AM

That's pretty good.  Actually, the better move would have been to not receive the biscuit, and folded your arms in front of you, and perhaps said "Bless me father," or whatever.

To be strict about it.

Yeah, I'll cop to being a practicing Catholic, Roman rite, but I'll admit it's mostly to keep my Latin in shape and watch the gals kneeling in front of me during mass and days of obligation.  Yes, I'm relatively up on theology, but that's just because there's some good literature in there.

But I don't receive the eucharist, nor do I say the Nicene Creed during mass, although I believe I remember it in Latin.  I sit in the back.  I have unconfessed mortal sins, such as having missed masses, and a number of other things.  Being a non-believer is not an impediment, necessarily, as my parish priest assures me, but I cannot receive the Eucharist according to my own interpretation of canon law. 

Tolle, lege, if you want, but it doesn't bother me.

Just don't drop the consecrated host on the ground.  That's a major problem.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 14, 2023, 09:40:09 AM

On the subject of Religion... but hopefully worth the read.

That was actually a good tale, well told!  Credit where it is due, that was a well told story, and you painted the picture beautifully.

IMHO cradle Catholics have a good sense of humor about their own religion.  There's a lot to be amused about.  And a lot to be reconciled.

But, no RCC, no Blues Brothers.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2023, 09:45:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 16, 2023, 08:43:24 AM

That's pretty good.  Actually, the better move would have been to not receive the biscuit, and folded your arms in front of you, and perhaps said "Bless me father," or whatever.

That was actually a good tale, well told!  Credit where it is due, that was a well told story, and you painted the picture beautifully.

Thank you - to this day, it still makes me break down in tears of laughter trying to tell it to other people. There was something so perfect about that situation.

I used to have a Year 2 who did piano, and he was nervously playing through the song making a couple of mistakes. As he finished up the song and I was writing my notes - he said 'Can I tell you something'?

I said sure, and then proceeded to continue quickly write some practice tips in his music journal while this little doe-eyed innocent primary school student said:

"My dad lets me watch Top Gear, and every time James May makes a mistake... he says 'oh cock'.

7 years old... I'll admit - it was very hard not to break into laughter, but I managed to stifle it.

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Post by: j_tour on September 16, 2023, 11:57:22 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 16, 2023, 09:45:57 AM

Thank you - to this day, it still makes me break down in tears of laughter trying to tell it to other people. There was something so perfect about that situation.

You're welcome!  It was good.

However, what's really needed is to apply compression to the telecaster guitar.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2023, 01:25:57 AM

So you think nurses and ambulance drivers would make good guitar players???

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Post by: j_tour on September 18, 2023, 04:17:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 17, 2023, 01:25:57 AM

So you think nurses and ambulance drivers would make good guitar players???

Yep.  Even women, too. 

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2023, 09:09:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 18, 2023, 04:17:41 AM

Yep.  Even women, too. 

One could make a joke and say that it's hard to play guitar and wash the dishes at the same time...

...but we're more sophisticated than that... aren't we?

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Post by: j_tour on September 18, 2023, 08:58:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2023, 09:09:08 AM

One could make a joke and say that it's hard to play guitar and wash the dishes at the same time...

...but we're more sophisticated than that... aren't we?

Nope.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2023, 10:10:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2023, 09:09:08 AM

One could make a joke and say that it's hard to play guitar and wash the dishes at the same time...

...but we're more sophisticated than that... aren't we?

Quote from: j_tour on September 18, 2023, 08:58:25 PM

Nope.

Okay - let me rephrase that. SOME of us are more sophisticated.

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Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2023, 12:58:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 18, 2023, 10:10:07 PM

Okay - let me rephrase that. SOME of us are more sophisticated.

(https://i.ibb.co/THYXM5m/081e7f0b9bbbc926f39a17bc0eb5a027ac81a05e.jpg)

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2023, 10:00:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 19, 2023, 12:58:48 AM

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Know we know why Princess Peach ran away from Mario... he's a misogynistic wanker who treated her like a slave.

I always wondered about that...

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Post by: j_tour on September 19, 2023, 05:12:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2023, 10:00:35 AM

Know we know why Princess Peach ran away from Mario... he's a misogynistic wanker who treated her like a slave.

He asked for a soda not a whiskey and a cigar.

Princess Whatever is helping Mario maintain his sobriety and clean living ways.

She's very understanding of Mario's adjustment to his new life.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2023, 10:09:59 PM

And how many Koopa's did Mario have to massacre to get where he was???

He's a vindictive bastard.

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Post by: j_tour on September 20, 2023, 05:45:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 19, 2023, 10:09:59 PM

And how many Koopa's did Mario have to massacre to get where he was???

He's a vindictive bastard.

Righteous hatred is the fuel which ends suffering.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 20, 2023, 09:38:08 AM

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Post by: j_tour on September 21, 2023, 06:09:06 PM

OK, Goldilocks Man with the Golden Ear.

I admit I'm having trouble being 100% positive of every note played in the RH during this chromatic walk-up of chords starting from a Bbm(7, 9,13) and ending with a G13.

At time stamp 1m07s to 1m16s in the clip below.

I have a way to play it so it sounds reasonable, but I suspect I'm missing a few notes.

If you can give the definitive, p_p-approved spelling of each chord, then I declare you winner for....I dunno...a day or something.

You should totally do it to show off your admittedly awesome skills.

Plus, the highest form of winning is humbling a lazy musician with inferior discipline and ears.

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Post by: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2023, 10:19:15 PM

Okay...

B flat 9th I suspect with G on top,
B7 but I think it has a D and G on top
C minor 7th with G on top
C#m 7th with a flattened 5th, G on top again
D7 with F sharp on top
Eb9 I suspect with D flat on top
E7 but with an F sharp as well, D on top
F7 with E flat on top
F#7 and I think there's a G sharp in there as well, E on top
G7 but there's an E flat in there, so god knows what you call that chord with an F on top.

Best guess - I'm lousy with actual chord symbols, that would be my best guess.

Now bow down at my awesome golden ear and don't bother me for a week.

Quote from: j_tour on September 21, 2023, 06:09:06 PM

Plus, the highest form of winning is humbling a lazy musician with inferior discipline and ears.

Take your muddy ears and listen to some Sxrxbjx.    ;D

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Post by: j_tour on September 22, 2023, 06:36:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 21, 2023, 10:19:15 PM

Okay...

B flat 9th I suspect with G on top,
B7 but I think it has a D and G on top
C minor 7th with G on top
C#m 7th with a flattened 5th, G on top again
D7 with F sharp on top
Eb9 I suspect with D flat on top
E7 but with an F sharp as well, D on top
F7 with E flat on top
F#7 and I think there's a G sharp in there as well, E on top
G7 but there's an E flat in there, so god knows what you call that chord with an F on top.

Yeah, going by memory, I think I have:

Bbm7, 9,13 (G on top)  [bottom to top:  Ab, C, G]
B(something) [A, D, G] — I think I remember using that quartal voicing and thinking it sounded OK, but without comparing it to the recording.

Oh, my memory went out.  I don't think you have everything correct, though.  For example, the F9 seems to me the bog standard, from bottom up, A, Eb, G.  And the F#7, with the b9 (G) on top as well, is what I recall (so, just A#, E, G).

For the chord with E in the bass, I have just a regular E7#9, with the G on top, spelled G#, D, G in the RH.

I'd bet anything that last chord is *not* a G7+ chord, though....just a regular G13.  (F, B, E, G in RH). 

It's not so much the chords, but the way they're voiced on the electric organ that can be peculiar. 

In general, not specifically this tune.  Close voiced chords don't always sound that great, so a different "system" is needed than one would take on acoustic piano in the middle register.

But I'll have to pause it at each chord and find each note exactly.  Shouldn't be difficult:  these aren't, at first glance, anything other than well-known chords and voicings for keyboard instruments.

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Now bow down at my awesome golden ear and don't bother me for a week.

No, I think I'll take a few moments and write the exact voicings out for your edification when I get around to it.  Might be a week, though.

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Take your muddy ears and listen to some Sxrxbjx.    ;D

No, I don't think I'll do that either.

I also want to write out the montuno Cedar Walton plays on Joe Henderson's tune "Caribbean Fire Dance."

Perhaps along the way you'll become enlightened as to how chords with upper extensions are typically communicated in writing.

I have full confidence you can follow along.   ;D

No, I'm really not being snarky....you clearly have a very particular set of skills, that serve you well.  You might find it interesting to know the canonical, standard way to use shorthand notation in a kind of jazz-pop idiom for chords with altered extensions.  Anyway, it's not advanced theory, just some common simple conventions in notation.

Here, play with the short montuno on piano for a while.  It's been months that I've been meaning to listen to the record in front of a piano and just play it, but I kept putting it off.  No, the notes are pretty clear, I just failed to bother to play along with the recording.  First appears about 36 seconds in.  Very simple, but clever, hypnotic little figure on piano.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2023, 09:13:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 22, 2023, 06:36:39 AM

No, I'm really not being snarky....you clearly have a very particular set of skills, that serve you well.  You might find it interesting to know the canonical, standard way to use shorthand notation in a kind of jazz-pop idiom for chords with altered extensions.  Anyway, it's not advanced theory, just some common simple conventions in notation.

Meh... my arrangements are fully scored and I like it that way. To me it seems more precise. I'm slowly making my way through the various shorthand methods of writing chords. I'll eventually learn them I'm sure, but I think the reason I don't is because some of them get really messy.

Your standard Major and minor 7ths, 9ths - they're easy, but they can get out of hand quickly.

I mean, what would you call a chord say using the notes C, Eb, G, B, Db

I suspect it's a CmM7b9 (I could be wrong)...

CmM7b9 !!!

I mean - that just looks *** disgusting... just put the notes on the score and I'll be able to read them fine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 23, 2023, 07:13:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 22, 2023, 09:13:40 AM

I mean, what would you call a chord say using the notes C, Eb, G, B, Db

I suspect it's a CmM7b9 (I could be wrong)...

I mean - that just looks *** disgusting... just put the notes on the score and I'll be able to read them fine.

Well, it's also kind of a nasty sounding chord.  I'm just imagining with my inner ear how probably sounds, as well as what kind of role it might play in a harmonic context.

My first thought on seeing that enormity is to think, "OK, so what chord is the composer actually intending, since it sounds like hot garbage as a CmM7 chord!  A kind of heavily altered F7 chord, maybe.  Or, sure, an Eb13 chord!"

It doesn't work for me as a CmMaj7 chord, though.  The hypothetical "composer" probably was trying to superimpose a second-inversion Db+5 triad on top of a Cm triad, with the 11th of the Cm chord being implicit but unstated as the major third of the Db+ triad. 

Weird sound, anyway!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2023, 02:10:49 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 23, 2023, 07:13:11 AM

Well, it's also kind of a nasty sounding chord.  I'm just imagining with my inner ear how probably sounds, as well as what kind of role it might play in a harmonic context.

My first thought on seeing that enormity is to think, "OK, so what chord is the composer actually intending, since it sounds like hot garbage as a CmM7 chord!  A kind of heavily altered F7 chord, maybe.  Or, sure, an Eb13 chord!"

It doesn't work for me as a CmMaj7 chord, though.  The hypothetical "composer" probably was trying to superimpose a second-inversion Db+5 triad on top of a Cm triad, with the 11th of the Cm chord being implicit but unstated as the major third of the Db+ triad. 

(https://media.tenor.com/g7a4DiNygxQAAAAC/patrick-bateman-american-psycho.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 24, 2023, 06:35:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 24, 2023, 02:10:49 AM

(https://media.tenor.com/g7a4DiNygxQAAAAC/patrick-bateman-american-psycho.gif)

Whatever you say, indigo child!

Just relax, lie back, and ease into the likelihood that you shan't be winning this thread!  I'll be gentle, but firm.

(https://i.ibb.co/pPwbbrn/365498513-1103161793978522-6242259764608813819-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2023, 01:11:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 24, 2023, 06:35:41 AM

Just relax, lie back, and ease into the likelihood that you shan't be winning this thread!  I'll be gentle, but firm.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0ErA8YXBm87LYJWg/giphy.gif)

(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-how-you-gon-win-when-you-ain-t-right-within-uh-uh-come-again-lauryn-hill-62-84-38.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 25, 2023, 11:43:22 AM

I'm coating this thread with my winning at this very moment.

(https://i.ibb.co/v4qF6NX/b5f8ed1f3a8aece8b6fe7663af85c3389e8a7389.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2023, 02:23:52 PM

Well... we all imagine having molten lead squirt out from our nether regions... don't we?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 26, 2023, 07:26:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 25, 2023, 02:23:52 PM

Well... we all imagine having molten lead squirt out from our nether regions... don't we?

Yes.

That, or this:

(https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/p-2813/famous-grouse/famous-grouse-smoky-black-whisky.jpg?ss=2.0)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2023, 12:26:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 26, 2023, 07:26:12 PM

Yes.

That, or this:

(https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/p-2813/famous-grouse/famous-grouse-smoky-black-whisky.jpg?ss=2.0)

Is that your dream??? To stand around luxurious parties like some human water feature, pissing out peated scotch out of your willie???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 28, 2023, 06:31:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 27, 2023, 12:26:41 AM

Is that your dream??? To stand around luxurious parties like some human water feature, pissing out peated scotch out of your willie???

Yes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 28, 2023, 03:14:44 PM

Well... clearly you need to consume copious amounts of whiskey until your urine turns into 100% whiskey.

DRINK, DAMNIT... DRINK!!!

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!

If you start to feel dizzy and light-headed, it means your goal is getting closer and closer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 28, 2023, 03:27:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2023, 06:31:07 AM

Yes.

Know

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2023, 01:07:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 28, 2023, 06:31:07 AM

Yes.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 28, 2023, 03:27:21 PM

Know

Maybe sow?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2023, 06:10:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2023, 01:07:48 AM

Maybe sow?

Ho.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 29, 2023, 09:46:43 AM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ks__87NCtWQ/sddefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on September 29, 2023, 08:07:09 PM

Let's try this and hope it works. I've already chosen the 12 threads I need to hide this, and if it doesn't work, we can at least see how long it lasts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 29, 2023, 08:59:17 PM

Quote from: transitional on September 29, 2023, 08:07:09 PM

Let's try this and hope it works. I've already chosen the 12 threads I need to hide this, and if it doesn't work, we can at least see how long it lasts.

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 12:55:10 AM

Quote from: transitional on September 29, 2023, 08:07:09 PM

Let's try this and hope it works. I've already chosen the 12 threads I need to hide this, and if it doesn't work, we can at least see how long it lasts.

It was actually MORE of a giveaway that you did it, because I could see your name plastered on 12 different threads when I logged in this morning.

You fail. The end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on September 30, 2023, 12:58:06 AM

Not so fast!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 02:51:48 AM

I've been on this thread since its inception over 10 years ago...

...you don't stand a chance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on September 30, 2023, 02:56:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

I think Nilsjohan may be the only person who can truly win at this game - but I'LL BE DAMNED TO LOSE...

I see perfect_pitch has gotten much more confident about this over time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2023, 06:44:58 AM

Quote from: transitional on September 30, 2023, 02:56:28 AM

I see perfect_pitch has gotten much more confident about this over time.

No he hasn't.

Is he a Blackbyrd?

See?  Not winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 08:41:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on September 30, 2023, 06:44:58 AM

No he hasn't.

Oh, yes he has. He's feeling REALLY CONFIDENT!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2023, 10:57:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 08:41:57 AM

.. REALLY CONFIDENT!!!

So loud, why so loud, that's loud, not aloud, not allowed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on September 30, 2023, 02:42:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2023, 10:57:40 AM

So loud, why so loud, that's loud, not aloud, not allowed.

Oh.  A cunning linguist.  Admittedly, that's some nice homophony.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 03:48:10 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2023, 10:57:40 AM

So loud, why so loud, that's loud, not aloud, not allowed.

If that's an example from your latest rap track, then you need more time to work on it.

That was pitiful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 01, 2023, 01:25:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 03:48:10 PM

That was pitiful.

We got into the cab, the cab driver said
He recognized my girlie from the back of her head
He said a little something about tip to base
So I made him stop the cab to get out of the place

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 01, 2023, 04:24:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on September 30, 2023, 03:48:10 PM

That was pitiful.

Little pp I know when there is something impressive you need to try tell others it isn't.
Go have some yoghurt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2023, 01:55:23 AM

Yoghurt is over-rated... and sadly enough so is Catherine Tate in my opinion.

I've seen a number of her sketches, and they're kind of dead-pan. She did the same damn sketch with an egg that can't be opened because the egg slice fell on the floor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 02, 2023, 03:21:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2023, 01:55:23 AM

She did the same damn sketch with an egg that can't be opened because the egg slice fell on the floor.

You could write lyrics for a Wesley Willis tribute band, with sentences like that.

Keep going!  Keep the flow!

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-la-concha-de-tu-madre-77.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2023, 08:02:10 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2023, 03:21:46 AM

You could write lyrics for a Wesley Willis tribute band, with sentences like that.

Keep going!  Keep the flow!

1) I would never debase myself in writing such filth for someone like Wesley Willis or any resemblance of a tribute band...

Quote from: j_tour on October 02, 2023, 03:21:46 AM

(https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-la-concha-de-tu-madre-77.png)

2) I don't speak... spanish?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 02, 2023, 08:12:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2023, 01:55:23 AM

Yoghurt is over-rated... and sadly enough so is Catherine Tate in my opinion.

Your opinion over-estimates its over-rating detection.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 03, 2023, 01:14:49 AM

I'm one of the sanest people here... I don't accidentally bugger up my ability to embed objects [cough, cough BOB], and some of the darkest moments in this thread seem to stem from a lot of the dodgy and disturbing stuff you post on here, which I can only assume comes from years of mental derangement and sloughing through the putrid filth that is the shadiest parts of the internet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 03, 2023, 07:03:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 02, 2023, 08:02:10 AM

1) I would never debase myself in writing such filth for someone like Wesley Willis or any resemblance of a tribute band...

Give it time.  It'll happen.

We believe in you!

(https://i.ibb.co/2WVMsJ8/f94417874b7de332b7d24022cd3f3e61c3b28e00-2-640x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2023, 01:43:01 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 03, 2023, 07:03:31 AM

Give it time.  It'll happen.

We believe in you!

What are you talking about - you never believed in me.

Quote from: j_tour on October 03, 2023, 07:03:31 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/2WVMsJ8/f94417874b7de332b7d24022cd3f3e61c3b28e00-2-640x500.jpg)

That's not even remotely true - the goal of a waiter is to bring and serve food to you. If you're the one waiting for food, you can't possibly be the waiter. You can be a waitee... but not a waiter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 05, 2023, 03:36:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 04, 2023, 01:43:01 AM

You can be a waitee... but not a waiter.

Well, maybe you can't. 

I'm starting to think you only speak Strine, not the King's.   ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/RzpgJyc/270749579-685561999519199-2212404998499569112-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2023, 01:08:15 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 05, 2023, 03:36:52 PM

Well, maybe you can't. 

I'm starting to think you only speak Strine, not the King's.   ;D[/font]

And I'm starting to think you speak gibberish... especially since I have never heard a SINGLE Australian ever utter the word strine, or have anyone mention that word about Australians... in 30 years. 

And waitee is a perfectly acceptable word to use in the English vocabulary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on October 06, 2023, 01:15:15 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on September 30, 2023, 10:57:40 AM

So loud, why so loud, that's loud, not aloud, not allowed.

If people have to complain about this, look at my amazing lines:

So loud, why so loud, that's loud, not loud, not loud, too loud.
So loud so loud so loud. Loud. Loud. Loud loud loud loudl ldudljdo.
Not aloud. Why so loud. Not aloud. Not allowed. Allowe dl alwloewd wloaoleoowldowldlwoeld
not allowed not aloud not aloweid alod aod ododododoododododododododsodsodsodo.
ihuihugiuewagliugewwiuleiuheghilgeehuilgehebklzbkjglxsdnmkbx
End.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 06, 2023, 01:25:02 AM

I'm proud of you my son

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2023, 03:39:24 AM

Quote from: transitional on October 06, 2023, 01:15:15 AM

If people have to complain about this, look at my amazing lines:

So loud, why so loud, that's loud, not loud, not loud, too loud.
So loud so loud so loud. Loud. Loud. Loud loud loud loudl ldudljdo.
Not aloud. Why so loud. Not aloud. Not allowed. Allowe dl alwloewd wloaoleoowldowldlwoeld
not allowed not aloud not aloweid alod aod ododododoododododododododsodsodsodo.
ihuihugiuewagliugewwiuleiuheghilgeehuilgehebklzbkjglxsdnmkbx
End.

See kids - this is why you stay away from drugs.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2023, 07:32:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 06, 2023, 03:39:24 AM

See kids - this is why you stay away from drugs.

(https://i.ibb.co/Kz9RmP3/37c1563e13e181526e39d2b075f4ec0356673887.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2023, 09:15:45 AM

Did you know an anagram for Rehabilitations is: I hate Libations.

Kind of ironic.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 07, 2023, 08:43:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2023, 09:15:45 AM

Did you know an anagram for Rehabilitations is: I hate Libations.

Kind of ironic.    ;D

Sure it is.

(https://i.ibb.co/S5K2j3R/da156bed50d8835e20c9c331f5c81bea2d1e1584.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on October 07, 2023, 10:13:11 PM

Honestly, I wouldn't actually call this thread popular. It's just perfect_pitch, j_tour, and lostinidlewonder clamoring for one spot.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 07, 2023, 11:19:17 PM

I think you mean J_Tour and lostinidlewonder clamouring for the spot for 2nd place.

We all know who is going to win this thread.     ;D (Me)  ;D

Also 15,648 replies??? I think its safe to say that this thread is popular.

Also, how is your 'second to last reply wins' thread going? Hey... you've got...

...5 replies. Only 15,643 replies more and it will be as popular as this one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on October 07, 2023, 11:49:59 PM

Hey, popularity on that one wasn't the goal anyways. I mean, the less replies, the better. One might say I've won already...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2023, 07:18:39 AM

Quote from: transitional on October 07, 2023, 11:49:59 PM

Hey, popularity on that one wasn't the goal anyways. I mean, the less replies, the better. One might say I've won already...

True... but nobody cares. This thread however is going to go on for another 10 years... or at least until everyone has given up and accepted I am one stubborn ***.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2023, 08:48:18 AM

Quote from: transitional on October 07, 2023, 10:13:11 PM

Honestly, I wouldn't actually call this thread popular. It's just perfect_pitch, j_tour, and lostinidlewonder clamoring for one spot.

Here, have a picture of a kitty cat.

Oh, my bad.  It's a different image I had lying around for perfectly good reasons.

(https://i.ibb.co/mSkrMry/e6919feecd160bedaeed9c5ad49ac90d1f163738.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2023, 09:10:28 AM

Kind of sucks that no matter how strong a man is... there's a weak spot that every woman knows about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 08, 2023, 02:53:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2023, 09:10:28 AM

Kind of sucks that no matter how strong a man is... there's a weak spot that every woman knows about.

Perhaps.

(https://i.ibb.co/GWx0h1p/f0a266f5690a59c1d5fd2a258af6cb1598a18475.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2023, 11:15:25 PM

Yeah, but how else am I meant to win this thread, if I don't post anything?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 09, 2023, 07:48:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 08, 2023, 09:10:28 AM

Kind of sucks that no matter how strong a man is... there's a weak spot that every woman knows about.

What weak spot?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 09, 2023, 01:47:01 PM

You do realise he's wearing a cup? And the only reason no one knows about it is because no one will willingly ask him to drop his drawers and show them his crotch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 09, 2023, 04:59:23 PM

There is no cup and your lack of sporting experience shows, a cup doesn't stop 100% of the pain, if you've ever been seriously hit or seen someone get hit while wearing one during sports you'd know that.

It's body conditioning training which takes many years, they do it with all parts of their body and my example just happens to be an extreme one. Haven't you seen a trained kickboxers ability to take strong strikes to their legs? Your opinion is nullified and invalid.... and of course loses once more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 09, 2023, 09:55:11 PM

(https://c.tenor.com/c_0cS0-0nZ4AAAAC/revenge-of-the-nerds-nerds.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 10, 2023, 04:08:27 AM

Here, but you know it's not good for your diabetes old man!

(https://i0.wp.com/www.iluvlollies.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/nerds-grape-strawberry-product.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2023, 06:19:14 AM

Neither is this, but it doesn't stop me!

I get all kinds of requests for my Jelly Roll stylings on the pianoforte.

(https://i.ibb.co/q0dm3dy/271445413-2450103008452987-8615388381814237791-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2023, 11:02:59 AM

To this day I haven't eaten a single Krispy Kreme doughnut, despite the fact that they're all over Perth now.

Refuse to touch that doughy shite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 10, 2023, 08:58:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 10, 2023, 11:02:59 AM

To this day I haven't eaten a single Krispy Kreme

Well, my little forumite....that isn't Kreme, but it is Krispy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2023, 09:23:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 10, 2023, 08:58:13 PM

Well, my little forumite....that isn't Kreme, but it is Krispy.

Not touching that remark with a 20-foot pole.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2023, 10:45:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2023, 09:23:41 AM

Not touching that remark with a 20-foot pole.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?

You know you want to.

(https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Michael-Madsen-in-Reservoir-Dogs.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=1500&dpr=1.5)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2023, 01:58:47 PM

You piss me off - you'll get the same thing that happened upon Officer Nash... I think you know what I mean.

You'll never be able to enjoy your piano music in Stereo sound...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 11, 2023, 07:54:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 11, 2023, 01:58:47 PM

You piss me off - you'll get the same thing that happened upon Officer Nash... I think you know what I mean.

So you mean I'll have "Toby?  Toby Wong?  Toby Chung?  Flipping Charlie Chan" coming in one ear.

And nothing about Madonna in the other.

Yeah, I can deal with that!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2023, 08:56:41 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 11, 2023, 07:54:36 PM

And nothing about Madonna in the other.

Quite possibly the worst Music video (and arrangement) in all of existence:

Just when you think Madonna couldn't go any lower.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 12, 2023, 10:43:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 12, 2023, 08:56:41 AM

Just when you think Madonna couldn't go any lower.

I've never thought that!  I believe she has yet to begin to defile herself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2023, 09:09:03 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 12, 2023, 10:43:52 PM

I've never thought that!  I believe she has yet to begin to defile herself

(https://media.tenor.com/AtSVXbKAAbsAAAAd/well-i-hate-to-break-it-to-you-karen.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 13, 2023, 06:40:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 13, 2023, 09:09:03 AM

(https://media.tenor.com/AtSVXbKAAbsAAAAd/well-i-hate-to-break-it-to-you-karen.gif)

I don't think you understand the remaining depths of defilement she has yet to mine.

Think tentacles, cups, and far, far worse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 14, 2023, 01:06:16 AM

Madonna? Nah...

Lizzo however... I could see her exploring the depths of human depravity merely for views and shock value.

(https://people.com/thmb/2p6y9wQ2qXH7bdREZitYdVOINvA=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(587x277:589x279)/lizzo-03-9db7023fb2d3470fbabbec652a457d27.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2023, 12:27:24 AM

Too much Lizzo. 

(https://i.ibb.co/vLBsKHT/d205c7c498afbf1876c92b87cce5b0f4d5b7c8da.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2023, 09:00:14 AM

If she went on a hunger strike for 6 months, she'd still be too much Lizzo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 16, 2023, 09:20:19 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2023, 09:00:14 AM

If she went on a hunger strike for 6 months, she'd still be too much Lizzo.

Well, I thank you for introducing this person's existence into my meager, concept-void mind.  I'm sure Lizzo is an important musician who is capable of many grand experiments.

(https://i.ibb.co/DwHmqbn/391557568-801223198675372-8625442195061203887-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2023, 12:58:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 16, 2023, 09:20:19 AM

I'm sure Lizzo is an important musician who is capable of many grand experiments.

Yeah... like Kanye, or whats-his-face that no one gives a sh*t about.

Nah... these people will eventually fade into the distance, usually after they develop a cocaine habit and are found in a few years time, dead over a toilet bowl because they overdosed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2023, 02:39:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 16, 2023, 12:58:57 PM

Yeah... like Kanye, or whats-his-face that no one gives a sh*t about.

Nah... these people will eventually fade into the distance, usually after they develop a cocaine habit and are found in a few years time, dead over a toilet bowl because they overdosed.

I think you should turn that frown upside down, Mister!

So negative!

(https://i.ibb.co/XzN1YkK/941162.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2023, 08:59:20 AM

You do realise that just above that cutesy, vomit-inducing picture is a guy who joked about Superman causing 9/11???

Not very positive... if you ask me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 17, 2023, 09:54:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 17, 2023, 08:59:20 AM

You do realise that just above that cutesy, vomit-inducing picture is a guy who joked about Superman causing 9/11???

Yes. 

I think Batman actually caused 9/11, but Superman was in on it as well.

No, I don't think that's a negative idea.  It's just a really plausible theory.

(https://i.ibb.co/M9Mbrfk/pepe-silvia-meme-banner.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2023, 09:17:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 17, 2023, 09:54:42 AM

I think Batman actually caused 9/11, but Superman was in on it as well.

No, I don't think that's a negative idea.  It's just a really plausible theory.

(https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tinfoilbart.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 18, 2023, 09:53:40 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2023, 09:17:37 AM

(https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/tinfoilbart.jpg)

I already have!

Because of replacing this gd***SMot*f*** battery on an old synth I've sold and was supposed to have shipped yesterday!

I hate soldering sh**!

But at least if I don't break the m*fhfher I'll have about eight bills to spend on a new guitar.  Or a box of dildos or something.

On the bright side, I do have some fairly decent screwdrivers and an adequate soldering pencil...but this is a lot of work.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2023, 12:54:45 PM

Meh... this is the 21st century. The don't make things to last and it's expected that you just throw the piece of sh*t away and go get a brand new one.

People seem to do it with the god-damn iPhones and they're *** expensive as.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 19, 2023, 02:51:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 18, 2023, 12:54:45 PM

Meh... this is the 21st century. The don't make things to last and it's expected that you just throw the piece of sh*t away and go get a brand new one.

Yes, for things made recently, but equipment built from 1986 (as this synth was) and well before, it's very much within the capacity of a savvy tech....or even a rube like me....to fix this.

And these are considered desirable vintage instruments, some of them.

Take a tube amp into a tech and even Gomer Pyle can fix it.

Any boutique amp, speaker, or instrument is 100% restorable, with about $30 USD worth of tools as an investment, and, of course, a modicum of basic knowledge of how to read a schematic or trace one out by looking at the components.

New fangled stuff...nah.

If people want to buy disposable crap, then that's on them.  Plenty of other options out there, with corresponding prices.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2023, 09:11:23 AM

I'm sure a little duct tape will fix everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2023, 12:28:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 19, 2023, 09:11:23 AM

I'm sure a little duct tape will fix everything.

Yeah but you can only use duct tape on ducts.

This ain't no duct.  It's a major PITA!

(https://i.ibb.co/VBr9n76/20231020-021223.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2023, 10:26:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 20, 2023, 12:28:06 AM

Yeah but you can only use duct tape on ducts.

The internet begs to differ.

https://www.onegoodthingbyjillee.com/11-uses-for-duct-tape/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 20, 2023, 12:21:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 20, 2023, 10:26:59 AM

The internet begs to differ.

Naw.  YOU differ!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2023, 06:08:04 AM

Ooooohhh... big man.

The world is full of disagreeable people. Like for instance I know I'm going to win... and you seem to think you are. Clearly one of us is wrong...

Hint: look in the mirror.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 22, 2023, 08:20:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2023, 06:08:04 AM

Hint: look in the mirror.     ;D

Sorry, wrong mirror.

But I was a gentleman about it, and my apologies.  Your privacy is paramount.  Wrong mirror and all. 

It happens! 

(https://i.ibb.co/jHZN3fN/3c523e6bce51016bb9d1c15e434e1d149c08609c.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2023, 10:14:26 PM

Quote from: j_tour on October 22, 2023, 08:20:59 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/jHZN3fN/3c523e6bce51016bb9d1c15e434e1d149c08609c.gif)

He looks like the leader of some shady cult...

He's got that look of 'trust me, I've got the face of someone who you can depend on while I leech your money and give you false hope'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 23, 2023, 03:03:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2023, 10:14:26 PM

He looks like the leader of some shady cult...

You have no idea, fellow forumite!


(https://i.ibb.co/7jF9zrR/2023-10-22-193621.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2023, 08:49:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 22, 2023, 10:14:26 PM

He looks like the leader of some shady cult...

Either that... or it's one of the selfies from your digital photo album???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 23, 2023, 11:36:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 23, 2023, 08:49:56 AM

Either that... or it's one of the selfies from your digital photo album???    ;D

Could be both!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2023, 10:43:22 AM

Mmmm... explains why you think so highly of yourself... and why you seem so confident in winning at everything - this thread included.

Don't think it ends well for every cult leader (almost all of them in fact).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2023, 03:28:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 24, 2023, 10:43:22 AM

Mmmm... explains why you think so highly of yourself... and why you seem so confident in winning at everything - this thread included.

Well, think of it this way! 

It's an object lesson for the tyros lurking.

One thing a musician needs is an abundance of confidence in one's abilities. 

I can win this little thread and ten more just like it!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 25, 2023, 07:34:39 AM

Clap for the losers.
(https://media.tenor.com/wPuj-xoJpfoAAAAC/clapping-nicole-kidman.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 25, 2023, 07:53:32 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 25, 2023, 07:34:39 AM

Clap for the losers.
(https://media.tenor.com/wPuj-xoJpfoAAAAC/clapping-nicole-kidman.gif)

Not in this lifetime, fool!

(https://i.ibb.co/QX9dZxT/20231025-002238.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2023, 09:15:12 AM

Can you find a bigger *** picture for goodness sake???

And what about that shoddy resolution. It looks like it was taken with an iPhone 3 from 2008 or something...

Just deplorable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 26, 2023, 06:30:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 25, 2023, 09:15:12 AM

Can you find a bigger *** picture for goodness sake???

No.  Do you want me to?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2023, 09:04:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on October 26, 2023, 06:30:39 AM

No.  Do you want me to?

Mmmm.... let me think.

NO!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 28, 2023, 09:18:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 26, 2023, 09:04:14 AM

Mmmm.... let me think.

You better think about the consequences of your actions, son!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2023, 01:41:22 AM

Nah... I like to go D&D style and just roll a dodecahedron in the hopes that chance will help me get through life without me ever having to fret about my decisions.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 02:09:31 AM

I am now winning, this will not last. But while I'm in first, here's something I like:
LISZT GALOP IN A MINOR (Google it and tell me how to add videos to this thing PLEASE!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2023, 04:57:03 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 02:09:31 AM

I am now winning, this will not last. But while I'm in first, here's something I like

I'm not going to finish your post for you, only because this gives me a chance to cut your win short.

Welcome to the thread... and good luck for playing the Mazeppa. Also, it isn't the hardest piece for piano - not even close.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 10:39:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2023, 04:57:03 AM

I'm not going to finish your post for you, only because this gives me a chance to cut your win short.

Welcome to the thread... and good luck for playing the Mazeppa. Also, it isn't the hardest piece for piano - not even close.

Never said it was THE hardest (that's probably some obscure piano sonata), I said it's ONE OF the hardest.
GET IT RIGHT.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 10:51:54 PM

also, it's winning time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 10:53:01 PM

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 10:53:35 PM

I will rickroll you all for eternity until I win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on October 29, 2023, 11:17:31 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 30, 2023, 12:08:12 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 29, 2023, 01:41:22 AM

Nah... I like to go D&D style and just roll a dodecahedron

Just like a nerd would do!

But remember:  "Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le hasard."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on October 30, 2023, 01:20:02 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 02:09:31 AM

I am now winning, this will not last. But while I'm in first, here's something I like:
LISZT GALOP IN A MINOR (Google it and tell me how to add videos to this thing PLEASE!)

this is in a board called "anything but piano"... that may extend to these kinds of posts.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2023, 09:58:38 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 29, 2023, 10:51:54 PM

also, it's winning time.

Mate - J_Tour and I have been at this thread for OVER 10 years, so if you think you're going to just waltz in and stand a chance against us both?

You are playing with forces, FAR beyond your ken.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 30, 2023, 01:18:40 PM

Hadouken you until losing
(https://media.tenor.com/9y2WngCh_RoAAAAM/tatsunoko-vs.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:15:55 PM

Who said I thought I'd win? I literally said that wouldn't be winning for long! I'm just having fun at this thread before mods take it down, seeing how out-of-hand it's gotten.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:18:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on October 30, 2023, 09:58:38 AM

Mate - J_Tour and I have been at this thread for OVER 10 years, so if you think you're going to just waltz in and stand a chance against us both?

You are playing with forces, FAR beyond your ken.

Isn't that the story of literally EVERY UNDERDOG STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:27:18 PM

WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

We all had the last post at some point, so we all win BY DEFAULT!
Anyone else in? I'll only make this the reality if 5+ people agree with me.*


*if there are more than 10 who respond, it's majority.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on October 30, 2023, 09:13:45 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:15:55 PM

Who said I thought I'd win? I literally said that wouldn't be winning for long! I'm just having fun at this thread before mods take it down, seeing how out-of-hand it's gotten.

This thread has literally existed for around 10 years...do you think it would randomly be taken down now?

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:18:21 PM

Isn't that the story of literally EVERY UNDERDOG STORY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?

If you can do it, do it. perfect pitch is just too confident about that nowadays  ;D

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:27:18 PM

WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

We all had the last post at some point, so we all win BY DEFAULT!
Anyone else in? I'll only make this the reality if 5+ people agree with me.*


*if there are more than 10 who respond, it's majority.

No, that practically opposes the point of the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 10:43:39 PM

"Facts are stubborn things"
-John Adams
Do y'all get my point?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on October 31, 2023, 04:18:01 AM

Nope.  Nope to everything said thus far!

You all don't know that much about winning, seems like.

Don't make me bring out Wesley Willis!

(https://i.ibb.co/gz3RQFT/365395042-276140468365191-5762375622340132942-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2023, 05:12:26 AM

Quote from: transitional on October 30, 2023, 09:13:45 PM

This thread has literally existed for around 10 years...do you think it would randomly be taken down now?

It's likely this new account is a user who cried about this thread in the past lol.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on October 30, 2023, 04:27:18 PM

WAIT. I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA.

We all had the last post at some point, so we all win BY DEFAULT!
Anyone else in? I'll only make this the reality if 5+ people agree with me.*


*if there are more than 10 who respond, it's majority.

Except the rules have already been instigated by me and your attempt to win has utterly failed, welcome to the losers club. All bow down to my winning and while you're down there... can you pick up that coin I dropped.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2023, 10:17:59 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2023, 05:12:26 AM

welcome to the losers club. All bow down to my winning and while you're down there... can you pick up that coin I dropped.

No one is bowing or kneeling in front of you. The only people I have kneel in front of me are the woman who find themselves looking for company at 2am in the middle of Northbridge.   😁

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2023, 01:07:04 PM

I thought you were an atheist, since when did you become a minister?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on October 31, 2023, 10:34:34 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on October 31, 2023, 01:07:04 PM

I thought you were an atheist, since when did you become a minister?

I'm going to let you think about that initial statement a little longer...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2023, 03:19:26 AM

I spent all day thinking about it and writing a thesis about you, then burned it because it was too insightful... lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 01, 2023, 06:20:22 AM

Simmer down, children!

Daddy's here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2023, 10:15:00 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2023, 03:19:26 AM

I spent all day thinking about it and writing a thesis about you, then burned it because it was too insightful... lol

Clearly I've burrowed into your subconscious and had set up rooms there. You however hadn't even left a scrape in my brain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2023, 11:34:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 01, 2023, 10:15:00 AM

Clearly I've burrowed into your subconscious and had set up rooms there. You however hadn't even left a scrape in my brain.

Good cos I've entrapped you to continue in this thread lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 01, 2023, 03:47:33 PM

*silently wins while other people are arguing*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2023, 05:46:01 PM

Silently wins but types words to win?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 01, 2023, 07:58:37 PM

Who said I was using a keyboard and not a phone where I can type without a sound?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 01, 2023, 09:11:49 PM

what do you thinkj i ma typing like this that is what loud typoing is to me

and i cant express it in words Because it is too looud so you just get theno backspace effects

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2023, 09:14:14 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 01, 2023, 11:34:10 AM

Good cos I've entrapped you to continue in this thread lol

You've also fallen into your own trap. You can't just walk away - can you...

CAN YOU???

I DARE YOU... WALK AWAY. DO IT!!!

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdGpuOHZ3ajMyNzY1bWkydDF0NWt0Y2Z3MGd1OHl3M2c4bmhsNmFsNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni/giphy.gif)





Also:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 01, 2023, 03:51:49 PM

Next time on PianoNews: An interview with user Perfect_Pitch on his recent chaos.

(Perfect_Pitch, this is a joke, if you didn't guess.)

Meh - couldn't care. You can all have an interview with me after I win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 02, 2023, 09:43:12 AM

Wow.  You people are really winning.

You're actually doing it!
 
Good job.  I respect all of you, and you all have equal chances of eating me.

It's a delicacy from the old country.

(https://i.imgur.com/Kq8PVCr.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2023, 01:24:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 02, 2023, 09:43:12 AM

Good job.  I respect all of you, and you all have equal chances of eating me.

Eating you??? No thanks - strictly heterosexual.

Unless you meant to actually write 'beating me'... but then even that's sexually suggestive.

And seriously - you think transitional has the stamina and patience to beat me??? You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 02, 2023, 02:18:14 PM

I've trapped you in a trap, to shut your trap while you're shut in the trap may not be the trap but certainly to trap your trap to trap on in my trap is the trap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 02, 2023, 07:48:36 PM

Hey guys! Guess what?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2023, 10:12:11 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 02, 2023, 02:18:14 PM

I've trapped you in a trap, to shut your trap while you're shut in the trap may not be the trap but certainly to trap your trap to trap on in my trap is the trap.

How much have you had to drink??? Put the absinthe away and seek the nearest bucket.

Maybe you need to shut your trap. It's the only way to prevent projectile vomiting.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 02, 2023, 07:48:36 PM

Hey guys! Guess what?

Let me guess - you're 2nd to last thread is only garnishing replies because most of the time you're the one to post in it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 03, 2023, 09:27:14 AM

Not only is daddy here, but he's taking his belt off and he's been drinking all day.

Enough of this shenanigans.

Here, children.  Go play with this for a while.

(https://i.imgur.com/TuVkkXl.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 03, 2023, 01:23:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 02, 2023, 10:12:11 PM

Let me guess - you're 2nd to last thread....

Tut. I'll just leave that there for you to correct

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2023, 01:20:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 03, 2023, 09:27:14 AM

Not only is daddy here, but he's taking his belt off and he's been drinking all day.

Meh - he usually just falls asleep on the couch before anything can happen anyway, so I don't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 04, 2023, 06:22:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2023, 01:20:30 AM

Meh - he usually just falls asleep on the couch before anything can happen anyway, so I don't care.

(https://i.ibb.co/rHzq8Qw/e3e521619809400afed8e37e7a96c0ddb04497aa.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 04, 2023, 12:21:50 PM

They same thing about Donald Trump, and yet that man wants to be leader of America again.

Also, I refuse to say 'leader of the free world' because America is NOT the leader of the world. They just think they are.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 05, 2023, 04:14:54 AM

Perfect pitch, sorry if someone's already asked, but what's it like in australia?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2023, 05:50:23 AM

(https://i.imgur.com/T1En7Ea.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2023, 07:55:56 AM

Quote from: transitional on November 05, 2023, 04:14:54 AM

Perfect pitch, sorry if someone's already asked, but what's it like in australia?

It's hot and muggy, and everything from the spiders to the sharks are all desperate to kill us. Our museums or art galleries are pitiful, yet the government is willing to spend millions on bloody sports centres to watch a bunch of people race up and down the field like they have ADHD.

But god damn, we have some pretty decent coffee and in Perth we lived almost entirely COVID free for 2 years. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2023, 09:23:51 AM

Why I believe p_p neglected to mention a local treasure and landmark!

Never been to Australia myself:  all I know is some of them can probably win at a few things.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2023, 02:42:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 05, 2023, 09:23:51 AM

Why I believe p_p neglected to mention a local treasure and landmark!

No idea what you're talking about...

...but don't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 05, 2023, 08:55:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 05, 2023, 02:42:46 PM

No idea what you're talking about...

...but don't care.

You care about Bon Scott.  Deeply.  And forever.

(https://i.ibb.co/LPFTRD8/f821f124533b19b28363d811cfd9fca9f5111ef4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 06, 2023, 01:59:35 AM

Before I unveil the master plan I have crafted, how are you all doing?

PS: If you're wondering what my plan is, I'll give you a hint. It's a garuenteed winning strategy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2023, 08:45:16 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 06, 2023, 01:59:35 AM

PS: If you're wondering what my plan is, I'll give you a hint. It's a garuenteed winning strategy.

I would have taken that seriously, had it not been for that VERY erroneous spelling error in your post.

Can you garuentee that???    🤣

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 06, 2023, 10:11:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 06, 2023, 08:45:16 AM

I would have taken that seriously, had it not been for that VERY erroneous spelling error in your post.

Can you garuentee that???    🤣

u cin dew betet then that. I greuntie dis spelin is beter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 06, 2023, 10:28:49 PM

Shocking. 

No guarantee expressed or implied.

(https://i.ibb.co/Z1s73tB/364305283-6338041526315313-2712267985178921909-n.gif)

Quote from: transitional on November 06, 2023, 10:11:43 PM

u cin dew betet then that. I greuntie dis spelin is beter.

Well, desperate times!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2023, 11:20:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 06, 2023, 10:28:49 PM

Well, desperate times!

You can parade it around all you want - no one is dumb enough to click on it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 07, 2023, 05:34:50 PM

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, and WRONG LOL.
You're all wrong. ROFL
And now...
The moment...
you've all been waiting for...
IT"S VICTORY TIME
(play final countdown)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 07, 2023, 06:55:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 07, 2023, 11:20:42 AM

You can parade it around all you want - no one is dumb enough to click on it.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 07, 2023, 05:34:50 PM

Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, and WRONG LOL.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 07, 2023, 08:02:58 PM

DRUM ROLL PLEASE ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2023, 08:18:02 AM

Avanti!

(https://i.ibb.co/sqRbsyz/paul-blart-segway.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2023, 09:09:36 AM

Sadly enough Kevin James hasn't been funny in a LONG time. He's like the Adam Sandler of the movie world, except at least Adam Sandler realised he wasn't funny and tried to do a serious role in Uncut Gems...

...however that movie was garbage.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2023, 09:48:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 08, 2023, 09:09:36 AM

Sadly enough Kevin James hasn't been funny in a LONG time. He's like the Adam Sandler of the movie world, except at least Adam Sandler realised he wasn't funny and tried to do a serious role in Uncut Gems...

...however that movie was garbage.

My teacher tells me I'm ready to play basketball at Adam Sandler level, but I don't know where to start.

Which method book should I acquire to learn the skills or should I start to play first?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 08, 2023, 11:09:03 AM

Play basketball at Prince level.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 08, 2023, 08:25:41 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 08, 2023, 11:09:03 AM

Play basketball at Prince level.

No u.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2023, 09:12:06 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 08, 2023, 11:09:03 AM

Well, clearly my country hates that video clip as it's not available in my country.

So I don't care, but I'll take the win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 09, 2023, 09:24:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2023, 09:12:06 AM

Well, clearly my country hates that video clip as it's not available in my country.

U mad, bro?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2023, 02:05:02 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 09, 2023, 09:24:21 AM

It appears you seem to be slightly aggravated my good chum?

Nope... just winning. Also, the grammar and spelling Nazi in me just couldn't ignore your blatant bastardisation of the English language, so I had to correct your post.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 09, 2023, 09:21:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2023, 02:05:02 PM

Nope... just winning. Also, the grammar and spelling Nazi in me just couldn't ignore your blatant bastardisation of the English language, so I had to correct your post.

You calling me a bastard? 

That dog don't hunt, boy!

Now start running!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 09, 2023, 09:37:54 PM

...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2023, 10:28:39 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 09, 2023, 09:37:54 PM

...

Well, they do say it is better to not speak and have people think you're dumb, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 09, 2023, 10:30:48 PM

...said the stupidest person in the room.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 10, 2023, 08:06:20 AM

I sense a nerd fight brewing.

I love those! 

Bunch of slapping and pantywaisting about!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 10, 2023, 09:15:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 09, 2023, 10:28:39 PM

Well, they do say it is better to not speak and have people think you're dumb, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 09, 2023, 10:30:48 PM

...said the stupidest person in the room.

And there you go - he finally removed all doubt.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2023, 08:48:27 AM

Nerd fight!  Nerd fight!  Nerd fight!  Nerd fight!

I am not yet entertained!

Do it now!  Quick!  (Well, nerd version of "quickly"....have some chicken 'tendies' first, and let that neck beard flow in the galant style, by all means.  Special accomodations will be made, not to worry!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

Okay, update on the stupiedest person in the room. It's not Transitional, it's not me, it's not even Perfect_Pitch.
It's j_tour.
How did we all miss that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 11, 2023, 10:11:53 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

Okay, update on the stupiedest person in the room. It's not Transitional, it's not me, it's not even Perfect_Pitch.
It's j_tour.
How did we all miss that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 12, 2023, 01:10:26 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

Okay, update on the stupiedest person in the room.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

Okay, update on the stupiedest person in the room.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

Okay, update on the stupiedest person in the room.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

Okay, update on the stupiedest person in the room.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/picard-facepalm.jpg)





(...but thank you for not calling me the most stupid man in the room. I appreciate that. )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 12, 2023, 06:38:19 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 11, 2023, 02:47:57 PM

How did we all miss that?

Stupidity perhaps? And losingnessability.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 12, 2023, 08:48:40 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 12, 2023, 06:38:19 AM

Stupidity perhaps? And losingnessability.

I vote for sloth, acedia, and the state of remaining callow, as an amœba.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 12, 2023, 07:33:11 PM

All of you are continuing to dumbfound me with your unearned senses of pride. Y'all don't even seem to realize you've met your match in the form of a 5.5 minute impossible piano piece.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2023, 12:23:07 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 12, 2023, 07:33:11 PM

All of you are continuing to dumbfound me with your unearned senses of pride. Y'all don't even seem to realize you've met your match in the form of a 5.5 minute impossible piano piece.

Say what, chap?  I've been gone a bit mutton, you know.

Impossibile?  You know, I gaffed a bit with my teacher back in the days of bad fish and passable reverence to the throne, but I recall it's an Italianate word.  Stress on the antepenult in this instance, and all that, what. 

Lovely people, and a beautiful language, in its way.  Nothing like the King's, though, I will say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 13, 2023, 09:24:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 13, 2023, 12:23:07 AM

Say what, chap?  I've been gone a bit mutton, you know.

Impossibile?  You know, I gaffed a bit with my teacher back in the days of bad fish and passable reverence to the throne, but I recall it's an Italianate word.  Stress on the antepenult in this instance, and all that, what. 

Lovely people, and a beautiful language, in its way.  Nothing like the King's, though, I will say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 13, 2023, 05:28:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 13, 2023, 12:23:07 AM

Say what, chap?  I've been gone a bit mutton, you know.

Impossibile?  You know, I gaffed a bit with my teacher back in the days of bad fish and passable reverence to the throne, but I recall it's an Italianate word.  Stress on the antepenult in this instance, and all that, what. 

Lovely people, and a beautiful language, in its way.  Nothing like the King's, though, I will say.

That's as far back as you go? Junior, I've known Bach since he was 11. I met Julius Caesar before he ruled Rome.. Heck, I even knew a few dinosaurs before they went extinct. Stop implying your so old and I might take you seriously.
Now, can you please tell me what "Ctrl+C" does? My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter is telling me about it, but I don't know what it does!
(btw the piece I was referring to was Galop in A Minor, just so you know).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 13, 2023, 08:40:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 13, 2023, 05:28:42 PM

That's as far back as you go? Junior, I've known Bach since he was 11. I met Julius Caesar before he ruled Rome.. Heck, I even knew a few dinosaurs before they went extinct. Stop implying your so old and I might take you seriously.
Now, can you please tell me what "Ctrl+C" does? My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter is telling me about it, but I don't know what it does!
(btw the piece I was referring to was Galop in A Minor, just so you know).

I think you're doing a really good job in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2023, 10:25:32 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 13, 2023, 05:28:42 PM

Now, can you please tell me what "Ctrl+C" does? My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter is telling me about it, but I don't know what it does!

Well... you clearly seem to know what it does, given you also managed to figure out what "Ctrl+V" does - as evidenced by your quote.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2023, 01:12:44 PM

Tut, copy pasting any part of your post is cheating and an automatic loss so you don't even get to experience a win, just post and lose and then lose some more. Losing for everyone.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 14, 2023, 02:22:15 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on November 14, 2023, 01:12:44 PM

Tut, copy pasting any part of your post is cheating and an automatic loss so you don't even get to experience a win, just post and lose and then lose some more. Losing for everyone.

You've been saying that for years, yet I made quite an appearance by cutting and pasting my posts... remember???

No??? Well, here's a reminder...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 19, 2013, 03:09:15 AM

I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 14, 2023, 05:25:32 PM

Also, hilariously, I technically didn't copy/paste any part that from any post; I opened a word doc, typed great-, copied/pasted it who knows how many times, and copy/pasted THAT into the post. The initial rules stated "copy/pasting from a previous post is cheating and you automaticaly lose." I have the ability to read, lol.

In case you're wondering, I actually did do this so I wouldn't violate the rules.
Based on what Perfect_Pitch is saying though, you haven't been enforcing that rule correctly this entire time lmao but who actually cares.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 14, 2023, 05:28:54 PM

And just for good measure,

Ha YoU cOpY pAsTeD tHaT 'A' yOuR dIsQuAlIfIeD LoLoLoLoLoL

Yeah this can get ridiculous. I'd bet money on all of you accidentally posting the same thing twice in the ten years/300+ pages of this stuff, regardless of intent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 14, 2023, 06:26:56 PM

I'm auditioning keyboard players for my new band.  We play classics, from Bach to Bird, as well as authentic to rocking house party music.

Some of you might make the short list.

(https://i.ibb.co/jWqqNfZ/au-Uv-MQXFp-Cz7-Q3z-YSH8gae-650-80-jpg.webp)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2023, 08:43:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 14, 2023, 06:26:56 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/jWqqNfZ/au-Uv-MQXFp-Cz7-Q3z-YSH8gae-650-80-jpg.webp)

Anyone have a clue who the hell they are???

I got... NOTHIN'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2023, 10:31:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2023, 08:43:46 AM

Anyone have a clue who the hell they are???

I got... NOTHIN'.

Sorry about that! 

Here's a more recent style you're more familiar with.

For the record, I don't like these guys:  they need a tough guy, a rocker, a poet, and two sensitive fellows.  Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Now, I'm not saying this group of fellas don't have ample broth.  It's just not for me, and that's OK.

But it could be a fine musical direction for you to explore.  You'd have to keep up with those fierce harmonies, though.

(https://i.ibb.co/xf9J7TV/top-10-most-popular-k-pop-boy-groups.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2023, 01:14:42 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2023, 10:31:48 AM

Here's a more recent style you're more familiar with.

(https://i.ibb.co/xf9J7TV/top-10-most-popular-k-pop-boy-groups.jpg)

(https://thegeekybibliophile.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/75984w798.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: themeandvariation on November 15, 2023, 06:13:13 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 14, 2023, 06:26:56 PM

I'm auditioning keyboard players for my new band.  We play classics, from Bach to Bird, as well as authentic to rocking house party music.

Some of you might make the short list.

(https://i.ibb.co/jWqqNfZ/au-Uv-MQXFp-Cz7-Q3z-YSH8gae-650-80-jpg.webp)

It's REO SPUDway..  Whose best moment occurs when Billy Dee puts them on James Cann's seat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2023, 08:57:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2023, 01:14:42 PM

(https://thegeekybibliophile.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/75984w798.jpg)

You should join a K-pop group, in order to relate better to the younger generation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2023, 10:19:32 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2023, 08:57:48 PM

You should join a K-pop group, in order to relate better to the younger generation.

I think the best way to relate to them is to find a way to develop ADHD... spend hours upon hours a day watching TikTok till my brain melts...

...which would probably be far more entertaining still than listening to K-Pop.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 15, 2023, 10:48:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 15, 2023, 10:19:32 PM

I think the best way to relate to them is to find a way to develop ADHD... spend hours upon hours a day watching TikTok till my brain melts...

I sense a spirited defense of such habits will be forthcoming from some little kid soon.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 16, 2023, 01:40:12 AM

lol I'm waiting for exactly that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2023, 08:48:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 15, 2023, 10:48:19 PM

I sense a spirited defense of such habits will be forthcoming from some little kid soon.

I highly doubt it... they'll probably be too distracted by the latest tiktok video from someone celebrity trollop who judges their self-worth on how many subscribers they have...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2023, 11:10:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2023, 08:48:28 AM

I highly doubt it... they'll probably be too distracted by the latest tiktok video from someone celebrity trollop who judges their self-worth on how many subscribers they have...

I don't know:  I think the child has chosen its form of expression.

And it is a righteous one.

I give it another week or three, tops.  No stamina.

(https://i.ibb.co/smh8n6q/9565a13dfbf3880cde2fa90fc6513a160a82800a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 16, 2023, 01:11:35 PM

...this...is...somehow...even...WEIRDER...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2023, 01:22:46 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 16, 2023, 01:11:35 PM

...this...is...somehow...even...WEIRDER...

You have NO IDEA... You've just stepped into the very last bit of a very long and tedious rivalry between myself and my lesser peers (who think they can win this).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 16, 2023, 05:38:10 PM

Well, I've joined that rivalry. Unlike your (I agree with you on this) lesser peers, I am more than capable of a victory through mind, despite lacking the stamina to outlast an Aussie physically. Don't worry; this won't be long.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 16, 2023, 08:53:34 PM

Ha!  The boy is weak, and admits it! 

This is like harpooning a few dozen sea lions and collecting the fruits of the sea!

(https://i.ibb.co/0VqzL3x/55e69434d8c1972943b26c0586f9d122c4a9caa6.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2023, 10:01:47 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 16, 2023, 05:38:10 PM

Well, I've joined that rivalry. Unlike your (I agree with you on this) lesser peers, I am more than capable of a victory through mind, despite lacking the stamina to outlast an Aussie physically. Don't worry; this won't be long.

Yes, but if you claim a victory only in mind - but not in real life, doesn't that mean you are in denial about losing???

I'd rather have an actual victory... the one where my post is forever displayed at the end of this thread, having been locked.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 17, 2023, 07:16:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 16, 2023, 10:01:47 PM

I'd rather have an actual victory... the one where my post is forever displayed at the end of this thread, having been locked.

That's adorable.  It thinks it will win the prize, like a damned Highlander.

(https://i.ibb.co/vsrR8gz/v683q1mh8hzb1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 17, 2023, 09:40:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 17, 2023, 07:16:04 AM

That's adorable.  It thinks it will win the prize, like a damned Highlander.

I will win this thread... mark my words. I want this post to be notarised for all future posts so that my inevitable triumph was predicted years in advance.

(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/vgww1avvhjlwzb5i45xy.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 17, 2023, 10:33:24 AM

Mmm-hmm.  I see you're not using your timestamp trick any more. 

Perhaps because I've mastered your domain in that regard and will continue to do so.  Of course, you are much, much older and "wiser" since your salad days, I trust.

NaN.

(https://i.ibb.co/f8cJhGF/1b04a8fc338e5555a47a012c02d534f267a13f23.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 17, 2023, 12:58:48 PM

Who said I was forfeiting irl? I said I could easily win in mind, which would allow me to win in body before said body loses. Anyways:

The

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 01:03:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 17, 2023, 10:33:24 AM

Mmm-hmm.  I see you're not using your timestamp trick any more.

I only use it when I have to... or when some punk aggravates me.    ;D

Quote from: j_tour on December 31, 1999, 04:00:00 PM

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE...

Also, Perfect Pitch is the greatest person in the world and deserves to win this thread. Just saying.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 18, 2023, 02:19:25 AM

next

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:25:34 AM

Oh come on - you could at least TRY and put some effort into it. I travelled back in time, hacked J_Tours computer and put a lovely message celebrating the turn of the millennium.

You spend 4 seconds writing:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 18, 2023, 02:19:25 AM

next

If you're going to compete in this forum, you HAVE to do better than that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 18, 2023, 02:28:04 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:25:34 AM

you could at least TRY and put some effort into it

some effort

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 04:14:13 AM

Quote from: transitional on November 18, 2023, 02:28:04 AM

some effort

(https://em-content.zobj.net/source/apple/354/face-with-raised-eyebrow_1f928.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 18, 2023, 09:11:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:25:34 AM

Oh come on - you could at least TRY and put some effort into it. I travelled back in time, hacked J_Tours computer and put a lovely message celebrating the turn of the millennium.

You, "hack" my computer?  I don't think so!  Cheap parlor trick at best.

And, p_p, the handle is j_tour.  Camel case combined with snake case is not approved.

Show some respect to your elders, you young stripling!

(https://i.ibb.co/9bK47wc/f0121c557203106ac2f7ee7e48451da7337d3632.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 18, 2023, 12:56:45 PM

Yeah a big D would scare a lot of people, especially one that leaves you with a burning sensation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:27:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 18, 2023, 09:11:27 AM

You, "hack" my computer?  I don't think so!  Cheap parlor trick at best.

And, p_p, the handle is j_tour.  Camel case combined with snake case is not approved.

1) If it's such a parlour trick - you do it.

2) It seems ungrammatically wrong to have lower-case in the case of peoples names, so it only seems proper to capitalise those letters.

3) What the hell is Camel case... I've heard of Camel toe...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 18, 2023, 04:37:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:27:49 PM

1) If it's such a parlour trick - you do it.

Done it.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:27:49 PM

2) It seems ungrammatically wrong to have lower-case in the case of peoples names, so it only seems proper to capitalise those letters.

It's not a name.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 18, 2023, 02:27:49 PM

3) What the hell is Camel case... I've heard of Camel toe...

Well, you've got that going for you.  Which is nice.

(https://i.ibb.co/8KBWqzN/725cf92e13e182a4b22cccbe62134f86e7cd372f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2023, 01:52:31 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 18, 2023, 04:37:53 PM

Done it.

No you haven't.

(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/piqxpim532yhxibkfh3g.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 19, 2023, 01:26:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 19, 2023, 01:52:31 AM

No you haven't.

Don't make me back-date your post.  Or forward-date my own.  It's a hassle, and I have to be at my day job in like ten hours, after a day/night of drinking Laphroaig.

(https://i.ibb.co/Pjb0tp3/51ebf08c98071194cc4ae0f5ecc6da49cf6c0bb0-2-464x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 19, 2023, 03:06:50 PM

sentence

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 19, 2023, 09:35:55 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 19, 2023, 03:06:50 PM

sentence

Judgment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2023, 09:27:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 19, 2023, 01:26:18 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Pjb0tp3/51ebf08c98071194cc4ae0f5ecc6da49cf6c0bb0-2-464x500.jpg)

Mmmm... Asbestos - toughens the immune system.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 20, 2023, 09:42:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2023, 09:27:30 AM

Mmmm... Asbestos - toughens the immune system.

Damn right!  Kids these days, poncing around with their vegan, organic, fair-trade, gluten-free wallpaper paste and all that.

I wear asbestos underclothes.

Better safe than sorry.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2023, 11:54:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 20, 2023, 09:42:46 AM

Damn right!  Kids these days, poncing around with their vegan, organic, fair-trade, gluten-free wallpaper paste and all that.

I wear asbestos underclothes.

I wouldn't go that far... doesn't that make your... tenders... itchy???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 20, 2023, 07:51:52 PM

will

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 20, 2023, 09:27:22 PM

The next sentence will

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 20, 2023, 10:27:40 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 20, 2023, 07:51:52 PM

will

(https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/will-i-am-future.jpg)

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 20, 2023, 11:24:34 PM

never

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 20, 2023, 11:42:34 PM

The next sentence will never

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2023, 02:22:37 AM

Quote from: transitional on November 20, 2023, 11:42:34 PM

The next sentence will never

Doesn't, has not, nor will ever, nor ever has,

(https://i.ibb.co/ZLnc6zj/Screenshot-2023-11-19-05-38-36.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2023, 09:44:29 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 20, 2023, 11:24:34 PM

never

(https://resizing.flixster.com/Xi_ONJEJxBzreYtkNQMs5cx0gIY=/824x1220/v2/https://resizing.flixster.com/-XZAfHZM39UwaGJIFWKAE8fS0ak=/v3/t/assets/p7582_p_v8_ao.jpg)

Quote from: j_tour on November 21, 2023, 02:22:37 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/ZLnc6zj/Screenshot-2023-11-19-05-38-36.png)

Meh - I got plenty of those. You think you're the only one who owns land in another country???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 21, 2023, 03:41:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2023, 09:44:29 AM

Meh - I got plenty of those. You think you're the only one who owns land in another country???

Just keep talking, wolf breath.

Makes my victory even more delightful.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2023, 10:06:18 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 21, 2023, 03:41:32 PM

Just keep talking, wolf breath.

Don't know why - but for some reason I looked up the term 'wolf breath' and thought I'd see if there were any cool pictures.

There were, enjoy.

(https://png.pngtree.com/background/20230610/original/pngtree-wolf-breathing-smoke-on-dark-background-picture-image_3044013.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 22, 2023, 07:01:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 21, 2023, 10:06:18 PM

Don't know why - but for some reason I looked up the term 'wolf breath' and thought I'd see if there were any cool pictures.

There were, enjoy.

No thank you.  More of a cat person, really.

(https://i.ibb.co/89cXcdW/0e567c4e594280699ab78b0900117058b70872e5-2-335x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2023, 09:19:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 22, 2023, 07:01:18 AM

No thank you.  More of a cat person, really.

Well, I tried typing in 'cat breath' but there was nothing but pictures of cats yawning which was boring as ***. So instead, here's a picture of a Velociraptor... because there's nothing cooler and more awesome than a picture of a *** dinosaur.

(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jurassic-world-alive/images/b/b4/Velociraptor.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 22, 2023, 09:09:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 22, 2023, 09:19:05 AM

Well, I tried typing in 'cat breath' but there was nothing but pictures of cats yawning which was boring as ***. So instead, here's a picture of a Velociraptor... because there's nothing cooler and more awesome than a picture of a *** dinosaur.

Yeah, well, that's all fun and games until they smell prey and find you.

(https://i.ibb.co/BfZjS00/2c6bfe3e14f7871137519d8db29edea8cf85a341.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2023, 09:14:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 22, 2023, 09:09:12 PM

Yeah, well, that's all fun and games until they smell prey and find you.

Well, I'm sure I can run faster than you, so I ain't worried.

(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/cugtstjgx0xef9yvh6tl.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 24, 2023, 03:39:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2023, 09:14:35 AM

Well, I'm sure I can run faster than you, so I ain't worried.

Definie "run," would you? 

Ain't scared.

(https://i.ibb.co/ryYBWjM/365563816-305518971965149-7314542632798910865-n.gif)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 23, 2023, 09:14:35 AM

Well, I'm sure I can run faster than you, so I ain't worried.

And, RU srs?  What makes you think you can outrun *me*, son?

Jazz musicians are well known for their ability to outrun bill collectors, ex-girlfriends, and angry wives.  I excel at all these tasks.

Yeah, you got dunked on, son!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2023, 11:05:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 24, 2023, 03:39:43 AM

Yeah, you got dunked on, son!

Who in the *** says that??? Are you 13?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2023, 08:37:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 24, 2023, 11:05:47 PM

Who in the *** says that??? Are you 13?

I'm packing thirteen.  It's an anaconda situation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2023, 04:03:37 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 25, 2023, 08:37:56 AM

I'm packing thirteen.  It's an anaconda situation.

Well, I use the metric system so I'm just going to assume you mean millimetres.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 25, 2023, 10:15:16 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 25, 2023, 04:03:37 PM

Well, I use the metric system so I'm just going to assume you mean millimetres.

Nice "joke"!  Is thirteen your age or your IQ?  Hurrdurr hehe!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 25, 2023, 10:15:16 PM

Nice "joke"!  Is thirteen your age or your IQ?  Hurrdurr hehe!

It can be if we assume that we're not using a base-10 numbering system. If it were base-36, then you'd be write about my age. If we're using the Centesimal numbering system, then you're at least getting closer to what my IQ is, but you're still a way bit off.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 26, 2023, 09:27:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

It can be if we assume that we're not using a base-10 numbering system. If it were base-36, then you'd be write about my age. If we're using the Centesimal numbering system, then you're at least getting closer to what my IQ is, but you're still a way bit off.

I only use the French Revolutionary era decimal clock.

Good day, sir! 

(https://i.ibb.co/993XRNk/9f75c4516f742ff4203412c32c5a1b28fa426c06.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on November 26, 2023, 02:58:22 PM

(https://media.tenor.com/5KkyVzUEzMEAAAAd/baby-crying.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 26, 2023, 10:54:39 PM

end!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 26, 2023, 11:17:09 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 26, 2023, 10:54:39 PM

end!

The next sentence will never end!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 27, 2023, 09:18:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 26, 2023, 09:27:52 AM

I only use the French Revolutionary era decimal clock.

And no wonder you're always *** late to your appointments.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 27, 2023, 02:39:40 PM

What follows is every word in the English language, one at a time:

a,

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 27, 2023, 09:57:34 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 27, 2023, 02:39:40 PM

What follows is every word in the English language, one at a time:

a,

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 28, 2023, 03:40:53 AM

aa,

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 28, 2023, 04:21:06 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 27, 2023, 02:39:40 PM

What follows is every word in the English language, one at a time:

a,

perfect pitch would call it a lazy excuse to add extra posts. Now I'm doing that for perfect pitch

It's honestly decent for this thread that you would expect to be quite spammy hence the name.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 28, 2023, 11:12:35 AM

A lot of glad handing and so forth. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2023, 11:32:06 AM

Quote from: transitional on November 28, 2023, 04:21:06 AM

perfect pitch would call it a lazy excuse to add extra posts. Now I'm doing that for perfect pitch

Oh look - I found the ignore list. Now I can just ignore the ramblings from liszt-and-the-galops and just move on with the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 28, 2023, 01:11:52 PM

aaa

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2023, 10:20:37 PM

Hows the Mazeppa coming along???    ;D

Maybe if you spent a lot less time posting dictionary words, you'd be closer to completing it.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 29, 2023, 12:25:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2023, 10:20:37 PM

Hows the Mazeppa coming along???    ;D

Maybe if you spent a lot less time posting dictionary words, you'd be closer to completing it.     ;D

He's learning Tristesse.

I must admit, that's quite an undertaking, after finishing Fur Elise and the Raindrop Prelude a month ago. I'd say the same leap for me, Fur Elise to Moonlight 3rd, literally took like 2 years. So to get there in one month is really impressive...

I'd like to see an audition room recording from you, liszt and the galops. I wonder if you can play the FI and Tristesse well! If you can learn pieces well at this rate you might even be at Galop in A Minor in 15 years

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2023, 08:01:36 AM

Yeah... there's a difference between playing the Raindrop prelude and 'performing' the Raindrop prelude.

It's a tough piece with a lot of nuance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 29, 2023, 08:30:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2023, 08:01:36 AM

It's a tough piece with a lot of nuance.

So you're saying my method of playing it fortissimo in strict time along to a click track is sus?

Db is too hard, also, so I play it in C.  Sounds better that way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 29, 2023, 01:48:30 PM

ab,


(I could give it a go, but I don't have any good recording devices; it'll probably be a pretty bad video, even if the music itself is fine...)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2023, 01:57:44 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 29, 2023, 08:30:23 AM

So you're saying my method of playing it fortissimo in strict time along to a click track is sus?

Db is too hard, also, so I play it in C.  Sounds better that way.

Hey, I do that all the time as well. Transposing on the spot is fun... isn't it???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on November 30, 2023, 02:37:46 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 29, 2023, 01:48:30 PM

(I could give it a go, but I don't have any good recording devices; it'll probably be a pretty bad video, even if the music itself is fine...)

Have you seen my audition room recordings? I did not use anything special, just a dumb unresponsive internal Thinkpad recorder.

At least no one has complained about the poor audio quality yet. Give it a run, I'd love to hear how you play.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2023, 08:51:12 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on November 29, 2023, 01:48:30 PM

ab

YOU NUMPTY... You forgot Aardvark... now your list of alphabetical words is COMPLETELY redundant and useless...

(https://media.tenor.com/qrwvQGWqZtcAAAAC/naruto-madara.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2023, 10:28:51 AM

Quote from: transitional on November 30, 2023, 02:37:46 AM

At least no one has complained about the poor audio quality yet.

Well.  Do you still use the term "bell end' in your King's English? 

Probably, right?

 ;D

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 29, 2023, 01:57:44 PM

Hey, I do that all the time as well. Transposing on the spot is fun... isn't it???

Yes, it is.  It plays in Peoria, and it's good fun, besides.

I'd personally start a young blues piano player in Db than in C, but that's life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2023, 02:35:21 PM

Quote from: j_tour on November 30, 2023, 10:28:51 AM

I'd personally start a young blues piano player in Db than in C, but that's life.

I just start with whatever key comes into my head when I can be arsed putting my fingers on the keyboard.

I've had many fun times starting in random keys with massed choirs.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on November 30, 2023, 05:19:54 PM

abandoned

(I'm avoiding nouns, like Aaron, Mcdonalds, and aardvark  ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2023, 10:06:35 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on November 30, 2023, 11:07:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2023, 02:35:21 PM

I just start with whatever key comes into my head when I can be arsed putting my fingers on the keyboard.

Yeah, that sounds about right.  It's been a dog's age since I had any student who dared to enter my house of ignominy.

But that's about the approach I'd take when demonstrating something improvised.  Demonstrates that a good musician (even including pianists) should be able to play anything in any key.

Granted, some keys are more comfortable for doing certain idiomatic things, but still, with proper technique, anything can be done.

If playing music were supposed to be "comfortable" and "easy," it would be called "play" instead of "work."  Or, er, whatever.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 30, 2023, 02:35:21 PM

I've had many fun times starting in random keys with massed choirs.     ;D

Yeah, I bet.

My preferred way of messing with vocalists is to ask them "what key do you want?" or anything remotely technical about music.

This is the usual response:

(https://i.ibb.co/Yp086Mg/369523999-667878198289458-4444163936358144720-n.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2023, 06:32:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on November 30, 2023, 11:07:09 PM

My preferred way of messing with vocalists is to ask them "what key do you want?" or anything remotely technical about music.

Really??? That's not very mischievous... I like asking what key they like and then playing it a semitone higher just to *** with them.    ;D

Lets see how they like 'em high notes now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 01, 2023, 10:49:21 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2023, 06:32:22 AM

Really??? That's not very mischievous... I like asking what key they like and then playing it a semitone higher just to *** with them.    ;D

Too mean!

If one wants to shut them up, just put a piece of staff paper in front of them and count off 300 bpm, then say "In Ab!"

I know actual singers or musicians can and will do this all day.  Just talking about the "musician" type "singers" who don't have their nothing together except maybe carry a tune, or fill out a dress, at best.

The best are the ones who know neither the key nor the meter of the tunes, and who also complain that you're not "helping" them by playing the melody on top and are playing those funny chords.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2023, 06:32:22 AM

I like asking what key they like and then playing it a semitone higher just to *** with them

Actually, that's brilliant.  Except 80% of the time one of those "musician" singers will look at your hands and complain a bunch.

That is a point in favor of guitar or some other string instrument one cannot easily "read" by a quick glance, b/c of alternate tunings and so many ways to find the root of a chord, e.g., all over the fingerboard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2023, 02:33:51 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 01, 2023, 10:49:21 AM

Actually, that's brilliant.  Except 80% of the time one of those "musician" singers will look at your hands and complain a bunch.

That is a point in favor of guitar or some other string instrument one cannot easily "read" by a quick glance, b/c of alternate tunings and so many ways to find the root of a chord, e.g., all over the fingerboard.

Hell no - singers are too trusting and usually assume that what the accompanist does was correct.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 02, 2023, 02:47:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 01, 2023, 02:33:51 PM

Hell no - singers are too trusting and usually assume that what the accompanist does was correct.

Good!  Perfect opportunity to mess with them!

I still submit that they will complain about those "funny sounding chords you're playing....where's the melody?" 

Or complain about something else!  Srsly!  I find singers (especially "jazz" singers) think they know absolutely everything....they "trust" only in their own inflated egos.

Truth to power:  I ain't playing the melody, you twit!  That's literally the only thing you have to do as a singer!

That and maybe not randomly changing time signatures every other measure.  That would be nice if they could play time....you know, like a musician!

Abandon all hope if you expect them to know their key or have any leadsheets...or even bring their own microphone (much less a preamp that complements their mic and voice)!  99% of the time, not happening!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2023, 09:45:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 02, 2023, 02:47:17 AM

I still submit that they will complain about those "funny sounding chords you're playing....where's the melody?" 

We should ask them where the melody is - they're the ones who are supposed to be *** singing it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 02, 2023, 05:20:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2023, 09:45:14 AM

We should ask them where the melody is - they're the ones who are supposed to be *** singing it...

Like they know!  "Give me a pitch!"

(https://i.ibb.co/5Ljk1Yx/401100230-784687867005068-3166609550013387649-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2023, 11:39:55 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 02, 2023, 05:20:07 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/5Ljk1Yx/401100230-784687867005068-3166609550013387649-n.jpg)

Probably the best PSA advert I've seen. I've seem some creepy sh*t however...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2023, 08:04:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 02, 2023, 11:39:55 PM

Probably the best PSA advert I've seen. I've seem some creepy sh*t however...

OK.  That's messed up.  what is wrong with you and why did you ever "need" (or "were ordered to") to see that video? ;D

However, it's fair, since there are children....and I might add, loud and boisterous children....skulking about. 

Don't enter the van, kids! 

There might be musicians living in there storing their road gear in there! 

(https://i.ibb.co/mFt6vX6/abcd698dadb1493baa87997d8e8fb53bc2a12f3c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 04, 2023, 05:04:11 PM

Abc

(what is going on lmao :o ??? :-X :'( :P )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 04, 2023, 05:09:28 PM

Aberdeen

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 17, 2013, 10:40:30 AM

~10 years from now, a user named Liszt & the Galops will come along and win this thread. Since that's inevitable, why don't you all let me win for the next ten years?

(Perfect_Pitch is a prophet confirmed  :o )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on December 04, 2023, 09:53:28 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 04, 2023, 05:09:28 PM

Aberdeen
(Perfect_Pitch is a prophet confirmed  :o )

Isn't it dumb how I thought that was actually a real post?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 04, 2023, 10:13:29 PM

Quote from: transitional on December 04, 2023, 09:53:28 PM

Isn't it dumb how I thought that was actually a real post?

Yes is dumb how you thought that.

Here, have some disgusting Irish whiskey.  You won't regret it.

(https://i.ibb.co/hRCm9YL/2023-12-04-001801.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2023, 11:26:16 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 04, 2023, 10:13:29 PM

Yes is dumb how you thought that.

Here, have some disgusting Irish whiskey.  You won't regret it.

(https://i.ibb.co/hRCm9YL/2023-12-04-001801.jpg)

Anything with the words and 'Apple' & 'Whiskey' should NOT be in the same sentence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 05, 2023, 10:47:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 04, 2023, 11:26:16 PM

Anything with the words and 'Apple' & 'Whiskey' should NOT be in the same sentence.

Puta cabron e vero.

Déguelasse, ce whiskey ou bien «whiskey» entre guillemets. Ptsses c'est de la merde.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2023, 02:55:36 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 05, 2023, 10:47:50 AM

Puta cabron e vero.

Déguelasse, ce whiskey ou bien «whiskey» entre guillemets. Ptsses c'est de la merde.

And to add to what I said earlier- anything in french can *** off.

I think it's safe to say most of the people here are English speakers.

(https://www.contentrules.com/wp-content/uploads/speak_english_t_shirt-p235670100726756648trlf_400-300x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 06, 2023, 07:51:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2023, 02:55:36 PM

And to add to what I said earlier- anything in french can *** off.

Hé, juebon y la concha de ta puta madre, coño.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 06, 2023, 01:59:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 05, 2023, 02:55:36 PM

And to add to what I said earlier- anything in french can *** off.
(https://www.contentrules.com/wp-content/uploads/speak_english_t_shirt-p235670100726756648trlf_400-300x300.jpg)

J'ai passé quatre ans en France, alors taisez-vous sur le français.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2023, 02:25:02 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 06, 2023, 01:59:18 PM

J'ai passé quatre ans en France, alors taisez-vous sur le français.

I had a smart-arse comeback... but YouTube is being a prick and won't embed my clever attempt to counter that quote.

I'll just take a rather menial, and low-effort win... much like Liszt-and-the-galops does on a frequent occasion with his rather mundane reading of the dictionary.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 06, 2023, 03:31:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2023, 02:25:02 PM

I had a smart-arse comeback... but YouTube is being a prick and won't embed my clever attempt to counter that quote.

I'll just take a rather menial, and low-effort win... much like Liszt-and-the-galops does on a frequent occasion with his rather mundane reading of the dictionary.

"Banal ?" Excusez toi? Tu as perdu la tête? Le mot suivant est:
Abibliophobia

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 06, 2023, 03:34:39 PM

Quote from: transitional on December 04, 2023, 09:53:28 PM

Isn't it dumb how I thought that was actually a real post?

Abilities

(I tried to make it as convincing as possible lol; guess it worked  ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2023, 11:10:57 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 06, 2023, 03:31:36 PM

"Banal ?" Excusez toi? Tu as perdu la tête? Le mot suivant est:

No one cares...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 07, 2023, 03:00:19 PM

Ces conneries-ci guelent, putasses.

(https://i.ibb.co/QM1QW4Q/1695789324888.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 07, 2023, 05:05:22 PM

Ability

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 06, 2023, 11:10:57 PM

No one cares...

(Then why are you responding?  ;D )

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2023, 12:54:48 AM

I don't care what you're saying...

I'm responding because I want to win. It's the 'Last post wins' thread? That's how you win.

You're fairly new to this... don't see what you can really bring, considering how long J_Tour and myself have been at this.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on December 08, 2023, 02:25:02 AM

Yeah, there's a reason why people like me sit in the corner to wait for all this chaos to die down a bit. For now, I'll just go back into hiding at second to last post wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2023, 03:08:09 AM

Chaos??? The Chaos has been going on for over 10 years...

It AIN'T... DYING... DOWN!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 08, 2023, 08:45:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 08, 2023, 03:08:09 AM

It AIN'T... DYING... DOWN!!!

Your fire, it's growing dim.

You should sit in a corner playing video games, and drink some "hard seltzers" if you feel frisky.

Yanni was almost as great a musician as George Winston...you could learn some of that.  And some of the video game music too, and some of the comic book movie music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 08, 2023, 01:22:19 PM

able

(Chaos? What chaos? There is clearly no chaos. Well, I'm not seeing what PP is saying, so he could be chaos.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2023, 01:50:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 08, 2023, 08:45:39 AM

Your fire, it's growing dim.

(https://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/34/2014/01/000006cd9-Roy_Van_Der_Vegt_photo.jpg)

This... you call dim??? My want to win this thread is all consuming and grows like a bushfire.

And for the record - I do like Video game music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 09, 2023, 06:18:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2023, 01:50:04 AM

grows like a bushfire.

Hey bushwood, you guys already got one massive conflagration this decade.  You don't get another one unless you set it yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 09, 2023, 06:56:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 09, 2023, 06:18:22 AM

Hey bushwood, you guys already got one massive conflagration this decade.  You don't get another one unless you set it yourself.

Actually, sadly enough we have too many fuckheads in Australia setting things alight deliberately.

What we should do is find the bastards that start these things, and set them on fire. See how they like it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 09, 2023, 02:36:47 PM

Lol pp trying to sound tough with his use of language  ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: stringoverstrung on December 09, 2023, 05:42:08 PM

do we loose too many bits and bites on this?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 04:48:50 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 09, 2023, 02:36:47 PM

Lol pp trying to sound tough with his use of language  ::)

Don't you have a screen full of falling dots you have to stare endlessly at?

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 10, 2023, 05:17:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 04:48:50 AM

Don't you have a screen full of falling dots you have to stare endlessly at?

 ;D

Wow so tough, loser loses the post in many places and I win lol lol. Don't you have some arrangements to arrange?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on December 10, 2023, 06:14:23 AM

Huh, did someone say falling dots?

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/central/images/0/0e/Snow_Falling.gif/revision/latest?cb=20181119004022)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 06:58:46 AM

Quote from: transitional on December 10, 2023, 06:14:23 AM

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/central/images/0/0e/Snow_Falling.gif/revision/latest?cb=20181119004022)

Yeah... let's see if this can be cobbled into a piece of music.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 10, 2023, 07:15:25 AM

Looks like pps thought processes, white noise of confusion.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 08:54:46 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 10, 2023, 07:15:25 AM

Looks like pps thought processes, white noise of confusion.

Maybe... but it's a step better than yours.

(https://dm0qx8t0i9gc9.cloudfront.net/watermarks/image/rDtN98Qoishumwih/confused-businessman-with-blank-thought-bubble_BtWvI6pVo_SB_PM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 10, 2023, 10:02:30 AM

Again confused thinking by you, I'm not a white male with a beard and all grey nor would I ever wear a blue shirt with such a horrible tie or look at a poorly drawn cloud with any interest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 10, 2023, 12:25:41 PM

Some of you would make excellent cannon fodder.

I'd recommend it highly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 10:57:37 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 10, 2023, 12:25:41 PM

Some of you would make excellent cannon fodder.

I'd recommend it highly.

I definitely think Martin Sheen was a great actor... his son Charlie however was a huge twat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2023, 03:46:09 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 10:57:37 PM

his son Charlie however was a huge twat.

Charlie Sheen was one of the greatest traitors to the Australian protectorate, and he will be forever known as the man who started the bush fires of late.

Paul Hogan suffocated Charlie Sheen in his hospital bed yesterday, and NSW courts declared it a mercy killing and instructed King Charles to knight Mr. Hogan. 

The reigning monarch of Australia declined to respond, and therefore an effigy of the reigning king of that nation was burned by an angry mob of several.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2023, 04:40:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 11, 2023, 03:46:09 AM

Charlie Sheen was one of the greatest traitors to the Australian protectorate, and he will be forever known as the man who started the bush fires of late.

Paul Hogan suffocated Charlie Sheen in his hospital bed yesterday, and NSW courts declared it a mercy killing and instructed King Charles to knight Mr. Hogan. 

The reigning monarch of Australia declined to respond, and therefore an effigy of the reigning king of that nation was burned by an angry mob of several.

Your creative writing classes are paying dividends...

On the other side of the coin however, your psychologist may find these deeply disturbing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 11, 2023, 10:56:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2023, 04:40:26 AM

Your creative writing classes are paying dividends...

On the other side of the coin however, your psychologist may find these deeply disturbing.

;D

On the other hand, King Charles is delighted to have been given a positive mention.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2023, 11:50:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 11, 2023, 10:56:15 AM

On the other hand, King Charles is delighted to have been given a positive mention.

It's amazing he's been given a positive anything... poor sap waited in line for that crown for how many decades?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 12, 2023, 01:31:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 11, 2023, 11:50:22 PM

It's amazing he's been given a positive anything... poor sap waited in line for that crown for how many decades?

Paul Hogan tried his best to advocate for his own case, but his own sovereign declined to respond.

I call that a win for the present monarch of Australia.

A rare positive mention.

The reigning monarch of Australia supposedly likes dogs, though, or whatever, and fancy attire, and outright lunacy, and support of outlandish causes.  So, I suppose that will do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2023, 06:25:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 12, 2023, 01:31:28 AM

Paul Hogan tried his best to advocate for his own case, but his own sovereign declined to respond.

Maybe it's because he decided to diddle the tax office for many years... dodgy bastard.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 12, 2023, 01:30:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 10, 2023, 06:58:46 AM

Yeah... let's see if this can be cobbled into a piece of music.     ;D

Aboriginal

(Anything and everything is technically music, especially snow. I hope we can agree that silence is the best music of all, so why not create it?  ;))

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2023, 03:23:31 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 12, 2023, 01:30:49 PM

(Anything and everything is technically music, especially snow. I hope we can agree that silence is the best music of all, so why not create it?  ;))

No... John Cage is a fraud, and a charlatan, and 4'33" is an absolute piece of sh*t, and a lazy excuse for 'music'.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 12, 2023, 03:54:30 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2023, 03:23:31 PM

No... John Cage is a fraud, and a charlatan, and 4'33" is an absolute piece of stupidity, and a lazy excuse for 'music'.

Abortion

(no one said anything about the idiot that is John Cage. Shut your mouth and stop posting strawman arguments. :-X)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 12, 2023, 05:15:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 12, 2023, 03:23:31 PM

Shut up about your fake Scotish dealings, J_tour. I live there too, you know!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 08, 2023, 01:22:19 PM

I'm not seeing what PP is saying

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 12, 2023, 05:22:13 PM

(also...)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

you'd be write

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

you'd be write

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

you'd be write

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

you'd be write

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 26, 2023, 01:34:37 AM

you'd be write

(https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1400/0*zeEXrVwo9w427756)

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on December 12, 2023, 05:38:50 PM

Oh dear someone who cares so much about contractions uses write instead of right, where rightly so as you seem to point out in your right writing he should write right instead of write so he makes the meaning right rightly understood rather than write write which does no right for someone to rightly understanding the right meaning, that is right on a write off which you have all the right to write about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 12, 2023, 06:23:01 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on December 12, 2023, 05:38:50 PM

write right

(write ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2023, 12:37:04 AM

Liszt... how about you stick to that '2nd to last post wins', as you've got a better chance of winning that, than you do winning this thread... or getting a handjob from Jennifer Lawrence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 13, 2023, 01:24:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2023, 12:37:04 AM

How about you stick to that '2nd to last post wins', as you've got a better chance of winning this thread

Lol you just answered your own question. Thanks for the compliment!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 13, 2023, 12:37:04 AM

getting a handjob from Jennifer Lawrence.

1. Who?
2. Why?
3. No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 13, 2023, 02:44:54 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 13, 2023, 01:24:11 PM

1. Who?
2. Why?

Why not? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 13, 2023, 05:00:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 13, 2023, 02:44:54 PM

Why not? 

You got one out of 3 right.
In other words, congrats! You failed  :(.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 13, 2023, 05:13:59 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on July 24, 2147414457, 10:13:20 PM

Thank you, thank you. You're all so generous for finally surrendering to me. It took a while (seeing as the universe has finally been destroyed only a few hundred billion years after PP died, but it was worth it! Hate how the dates on the quotes no longer function properly...

I win  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 14, 2023, 01:30:55 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 13, 2023, 05:13:59 PM

I win  ;)

And this is you failing again... remember - J_Tour and I have been at this for over 10 years. You really don't stand a chance against us.

Give up now, while you still can.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 14, 2023, 05:05:49 PM

lol, check the date on the quote. Are you blind, or just stupid?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 14, 2023, 10:31:14 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 14, 2023, 05:05:49 PM

Are you blind, or just stupid?

Is Mark Knopfler Scottish?

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 14, 2023, 05:05:49 PM

lol, check the date on the quote.

That's not a year.  That's a stardate or some kind of nerdery.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 12:57:37 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 14, 2023, 05:05:49 PM

lol, check the date on the quote. Are you blind, or just stupid?

Ahhh... I love your naivety, I find it kind of droll. At the same time however, if you thought you were smart in changing the timestamps - then I can safely say that I already did that over 9 *** years ago.

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=51107.msg593529#msg593529

Not only that, but I beat your timestamp by about 1.7 billion years. I'm not blind or stupid... I just dismissed your paltry attempt to win and you being completely unaware of everything that's happened before you came.

All the clever tactics you thought you might be able to pull off in order to win have been done before.

I'm not blind or stupid... I'm better at this than you are in every single way.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on December 15, 2023, 04:05:12 AM

You know, i sense a 2 v 2 brewing here...

perfect pitch v j tour

v

lostinidlewonder v liszt and galops

if you get what i'm saying.

And I'll just be relaxing on the sidelines, watching, for, perhaps, another 10 years. That is, if all these people stick around for 10 years.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 04:36:57 AM

Well... it's good to know I'm on the winning team then.

And, yes - we've both been on this thread for over 10 years. I don't see why we wouldn't be here in another 10.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 15, 2023, 10:38:17 AM

Quote from: transitional on December 15, 2023, 04:05:12 AM

And I'll just be relaxing on the sidelines, watching, for, perhaps, another 10 years.

Sure.

I'll wait.

Because you're a winner.

(https://i.ibb.co/2ZZrLqR/stripes-billmurray.gif)

Quote from: transitional on December 15, 2023, 04:05:12 AM

You know, i sense a 2 v 2 brewing here...

Hey, this is a family forum, bud!  And I don't cotton to none too much of them key parties and swinger things. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 15, 2023, 01:15:12 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 12:57:37 AM

Ahhh... I love your naivety, I find it kind of droll. At the same time however, if you thought you were smart in changing the timestamps - then I can safely say that I already did that over 9 *** years ago.

That's where I got the idea lol.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 12:57:37 AM

Not only that, but I beat your timestamp by about 1.7 billion years.

Actually, I beat yours by 1.2 trillion years lmao.

Quote from: transitional on December 15, 2023, 04:05:12 AM

You know, i sense a 2 v 2 brewing here...
perfect pitch v j tour
vs
lostinidlewonder v liszt and galops
And I'll just be relaxing on the sidelines, watching, for, perhaps, another 10 years. That is, if all these people stick around for 10 years.

I'll happily invite you to the winning team...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 03:20:23 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 15, 2023, 01:15:12 PM

That's where I got the idea lol.Actually, I beat yours by 1.2 trillion years lmao.I'll happily invite you to the winning team...

You're not very good at maths, are you???

I had a quote from the year 2,147,483,647. You had a quote from the year 316,889,130.

My timestamp beats yours by...

[checks calculator]

...a little over 1.7 billion years.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 15, 2023, 01:15:12 PM

I beat yours by 1.2 trillion years

No you didn't... you can't get a timestamp in the trillions mate. Someone needs to repeat Year 3 mathematics... or are you stoned right now, or on something???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 15, 2023, 05:11:52 PM

About,

(Check the message again, PP. You missed a majority of it. Also, you made up a random number for the date stamp on the quote lol.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 03:20:23 PM

You're not very good at maths, are you???

Having seen your other posts, I think you're the one who's bad at math.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 16, 2023, 12:22:53 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 15, 2023, 05:11:52 PM

(Check the message again, PP. You missed a majority of it. Also, you made up a random number for the date stamp on the quote lol.Having seen your other posts, I think you're the one who's bad at math.)

Now you've completely fucked it up and there IS no date or timestamp for your quote.

I didn't make up a random number. You're just ashamed that I caught you out, and you failed to beat me in an attempt to do what I did years prior... and like a pussy, you're now trying to hide the facts.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 13, 2023, 05:13:59 PM

Hate how the dates on the quotes no longer function though...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 31, 2147483647, 03:59:59 PM

Nope - they still work, you just suck at them.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 17, 2023, 07:42:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 15, 2023, 03:20:23 PM

No you didn't... you can't get a timestamp in the trillions mate.

Floating point IEEE 754 format.

But you probably can't put that in a convenient little calculator to output a date accepted by various forum platforms.

NaN.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2023, 08:04:53 AM

Yeah, I still don't get what the *** Floating point IEEE 754 format is, and I still don't care.

All I know is I have a quote from 2 billion years in the future, and liszt-and-the-galops can't use them properly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 17, 2023, 11:30:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 17, 2023, 08:04:53 AM

Yeah, I still don't get what the *** Floating point IEEE 754 format is, and I still don't care.

(https://i.ibb.co/tctcW8f/943bde66b54e23dffa0dc06ef730b7633b5b1022.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2023, 01:10:43 AM

From wikipedia:

The serials The Deadly Assassin (1976) and Mawdryn Undead (1983) established that a Time Lord can only regenerate 12 times, for a total of 13 incarnations. This line became stuck in the public consciousness despite not often being repeated and was recognised by producers of the show as a plot obstacle for when the show finally had to regenerate the Doctor a thirteenth time. The episode "The Time of the Doctor" (2013) depicted the Doctor acquiring a new cycle of regenerations, starting from the Twelfth Doctor, due to the Eleventh Doctor being the product of the Doctor's twelfth regeneration from his original set.

I don't know if stooping to playing the Doctor for a 2nd time is necessarily a step up in his career. He did the Doctor years ago and has since done bigger, and better things.

Why he would return to this, is baffling.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 18, 2023, 07:21:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 18, 2023, 01:10:43 AM

I don't know if stooping to playing the Doctor for a 2nd time is necessarily a step up in his career. He did the Doctor years ago and has since done bigger, and better things.

Good question.

An even better question is how many parsecs separate Tatooine from Endor?  And is there such a thing as too much sand?

Seems like you would know that kind of thing.

(https://i.ibb.co/0cx7hsQ/e449b3ae718028385c7f52f00edc84e1b36a7408.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2023, 12:24:59 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 18, 2023, 07:21:23 PM

An even better question is how many parsecs separate Tatooine from Endor?

(https://i.imgflip.com/35ggqn.jpg)

Quote from: j_tour on December 18, 2023, 07:21:23 PM

And is there such a thing as too much sand?

Hell no... the only thing Australia has going for it is our wonderful beaches, so bring on the sand.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 05:49:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 19, 2023, 12:24:59 AM

Hell no... the only thing Australia has going for it is our wonderful beaches, so bring on the sand.

It has the legacy of cultural founding father Paul Hogan, and both Malcolm and Angus Young, as well as Bon Scott.  And loads of snakes.  And that big rock.  Also, crocodiles.

Also close to New Zealand.

And King Charles as head of state, dropbears, and wild hordes of marauding kanagaroos.

And lots of options to go bush.

Don't sell your country short!  It's more than sand!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 19, 2023, 01:14:07 PM

Enough about Australia! Let's talk about a nicer, SUPERIOR nation.

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 05:49:08 AM

New Zealand.

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 10:14:21 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 19, 2023, 01:14:07 PM

No.

You have a problem with sheep.  Admit it.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F3hX-mdx80w/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2023, 01:58:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 10:14:21 PM

You have a problem with sheep.  Admit it.

I thought New Zealand people liked sheep...

... I mean REALLY liked sheep...

You know...   as in 'like like'.    ;D

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 05:49:08 AM

And that big rock.

Also... no one cares about that big rock to be honest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 20, 2023, 10:11:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2023, 01:58:26 AM

Also... no one cares about that big rock to be honest.

My future bride requires a big rock. 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2023, 01:24:38 AM

Your future bride also needs to materialise into physical reality first... before you have to worry about that rock.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 21, 2023, 08:20:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2023, 01:24:38 AM

Your future bride also needs to materialise into physical reality first... before you have to worry about that rock.

My fingers and hands are extremely strong.  I can produce a rock, no problem.  And I already have a bride.  She just happens to be someone else's as well. 

She's a Peruvian immigrant, very traditional, so it will take some time and a little bit of a "disappearing" act for me to perform.

Fortunately, I use a Dremel tool for fine bone work, and save time and bother by using a proper heat gun at about 600°C.

True attachment takes commitment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2023, 02:12:08 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 21, 2023, 08:20:49 AM

My fingers and hands are extremely strong.  I can produce a rock, no problem.  And I already have a bride.  She just happens to be someone else's as well. 

I don't like sloppy seconds...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on December 21, 2023, 06:48:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 10:14:21 PM

You have a problem with sheep.

That has to be the silliest allegation I have ever heard from anyone. Well, second silliest. First being Putin claiming Ukraine supports Nazis when Zelenskyy is Jewish  ???
Слава Україні.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2023, 01:21:07 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 21, 2023, 06:48:49 PM

That has to be the silliest allegation I have ever heard from anyone.

Called it - I told J_Tour you liked sheep in an earlier post...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 20, 2023, 01:58:26 AM

... I mean REALLY liked sheep...

You know...   as in 'like like'.    ;D

Also... no one cares about that big rock to be honest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2023, 07:30:39 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 21, 2023, 02:12:08 PM

I don't like sloppy seconds...

Mine are the sloppiest.  You definitely don't want that.

You're welcome for the free mental picture.  Good luck with that!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2023, 01:21:07 AM

Called it - I told J_Tour you liked sheep in an earlier post...

It's true.  The boy has a problem with sheep.

It's as bad as being addicted to one's phone or Instagram or whatever.

I pity the lad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2023, 09:09:23 AM

I don't have Instagram... it's bad for the soul.

Plus, I went out to a lovely 5 star restaurant yesterday and there was a family of 4 across from me literally mouths shut, eyes glued to their god-damned phones, while they were in a fantastic and visually beautiful restaurant. Kids looked like they were teenagers, parents in their early 50's... but damn - it was depressing to watch.

Not one of them even uttered a word for about 10 minutes. Couldn't believe it...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 22, 2023, 09:57:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2023, 09:09:23 AM

Not one of them even uttered a word for about 10 minutes. Couldn't believe it...

Cannibal cows chewing their cuds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2023, 10:33:39 PM

Quote from: j_tour on December 22, 2023, 09:57:36 PM

Cannibal cows chewing their cuds.

They weren't even eating either... they were waiting for their bloody food. They SAT there just motionless almost (apart from their thumbs) and in silence.

I've seen people with more energy at a wake.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2023, 07:53:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 22, 2023, 10:33:39 PM

I've seen people with more energy at a wake.

If you stared at them intently for ten minutes, motionless, do you think they would have noticed?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2023, 08:10:33 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2023, 07:53:43 AM

If you stared at them intently for ten minutes, motionless, do you think they would have noticed?

I looked at them multiple times hoping that this was maybe just a dry spell in the conversation, but most of what I saw was like this.

Very odd, indeed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 23, 2023, 08:16:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2023, 08:10:33 AM

I looked at them multiple times hoping that this was maybe just a dry spell in the conversation, but most of what I saw was like this.

Very odd, indeed.

You should have taken out a notebook, stared at their party without blinking or moving your head, while writing notes.

I bet they would have left.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 23, 2023, 08:10:33 AM

hoping that this was maybe just a dry spell in the conversation

No.  One stands astride a vulgar gulf between those who try and those who refuse all effort.

I bet they voted for Paul Hogan in the last MP election, though.  I know I would have.  So, not all bad.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2023, 01:33:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on December 23, 2023, 08:16:36 AM

You should have taken out a notebook, stared at their party without blinking or moving your head, while writing notes.

I left all my spying and note-taking crap in my other jacket.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 25, 2023, 04:26:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on December 24, 2023, 01:33:11 AM

I left all my spying and note-taking crap in my other jacket.

Notebook.  Pen or pencil and eraser.  Are you saying me that you ain't what carry such around? 

(https://i.ibb.co/d0PyQ74/d287fe9291f854f36939145b62e3e04e73ac769d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on December 28, 2023, 10:51:14 PM

If this thread is slowing down, I suppose I can post here. Lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 29, 2023, 07:33:39 AM

Quote from: transitional on December 28, 2023, 10:51:14 PM

If this thread is slowing down, I suppose I can post here. Lol

Not really, but you get a 'C' for effort.  That's satisfactory! 

(https://i.ibb.co/0j1H2CW/b658895b3e1f98fbb158d38fa92ceee3cfffc5cf.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on December 30, 2023, 05:01:56 AM

Well, no one's stopping me from posting more!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on December 30, 2023, 05:07:06 AM

Quote from: transitional on December 30, 2023, 05:01:56 AM

Well, no one's stopping me from posting more!

Aren't they? 

Anyway, common decency commands it.

But I just want to say you're doing a really good job in this thread. 

(https://i.ibb.co/cY51kQp/6e1b665d89a59ee69259e9841cdc65a8407ec545-2-532x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 01, 2024, 03:31:56 PM

I win, first post for 2024. Too good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on January 01, 2024, 05:13:53 PM

Second post for 2024, but more importantly, I'm winning!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 01, 2024, 05:59:18 PM

Don't think all the effort you all are putting into this has gone unnoticed.  To the contrary, it's very much appreciated. 

You all are really doing a good job at this thread, and I hope you all win.

(https://i.ibb.co/Px52jGd/tubeandtransistor.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 03, 2024, 01:53:37 PM

Such a wonderful, lively conversation about losing. Shame it has to get cut off here by me winning.  ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 03, 2024, 08:51:55 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 03, 2024, 01:53:37 PM

Such a wonderful, lively conversation about losing. Shame it has to get cut off here by me winning.  ;)

Congratulations!  You're winning so much!

(https://i.ibb.co/RbQk42r/87920d08282cd289fe8a4a08db928164.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 04, 2024, 01:55:08 PM

That was just a whole lot of losingness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 04, 2024, 05:36:35 PM

On another topic, I am announcing my surrender. I believe that, with 4 main combatants, this thread could go on forever. As such I am taking the high ground and surrendering my very favorable position to Transitional. Blah Blah Blah very formal words blah very insulting words blah blah blah blah conditional on one and only one thing: everyone else gives up first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 04, 2024, 06:13:15 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 04, 2024, 08:45:47 PM

You people are super cool, and I'm really impresssed by your efforts.

(https://i.ibb.co/F5FNcmh/be62e99a58d1a377a00e5af4ee26f7c8934ee836.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2024, 09:48:39 AM

Can't believe it - gone for almost 2 weeks and not one of you shed a tear or even asked about my whereabouts...

THANKS FOR CARING!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 05, 2024, 11:51:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2024, 09:48:39 AM

Can't believe it - gone for almost 2 weeks and not one of you shed a tear or even asked about my whereabouts...

I noticed your absence, but thought you were locked in an inebriate asylum, or something.  Or playing hide-the-salami with one of your beloved ungulates or marsupials.

That's really super you're back.

Everyone here is doing a really good job at this thread.

(https://i.ibb.co/qjfcRYG/dub-deliverance.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 05, 2024, 01:12:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 05, 2024, 09:48:39 AM

Can't believe it - gone for almost 2 weeks and not one of you shed a tear or even asked about my whereabouts...

The only one who missed you was my hitman.

Quote from: j_tour on January 05, 2024, 11:51:08 AM

Everyone here is doing a really bad job at this thread.

J_tour, are you alright? Normally, you compliment everyone or act rather idiotically for laughs. Was this a typo, or should we be worried?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 05, 2024, 10:02:47 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 05, 2024, 01:12:42 PM

J_tour, are you alright? Normally, you compliment everyone or act rather idiotically for laughs. Was this a typo, or should we be worried?

My only criticism is that you should act more rigorously and stringently.

But you really are doing a fine job overall, since you've started using the chart.

(https://i.ibb.co/WzvvKw9/Screenshot-2023-12-29-at-6-16-11-PM.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on January 05, 2024, 10:35:57 PM

No, j_tour, perhaps you should be the one that gets complimented. You're doing all the hard work, we're merely benefiting from it. Here you go.

You're doing a good job at this thread.
You're doing a great job at this thread.
You're doing a fine job at this thread.
You're doing a good job at this thread.
Good job. good job good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job. good job.
I'm in awe of how great you are.
Good job. Now go leave this thread so I can get back to winning.

I did not copy and paste any of that, because that's not allowed. And you know something else I didn't copy and paste?

My name is Nellie, and I take pride in helping protect the children of my community through active leadership roles in my local church and in the Boy Scouts of America. Bad word make me sad.

All typed. Now look for the typos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 12:29:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 05, 2024, 11:51:08 AM

I noticed your absence, but thought you were locked in an inebriate asylum, or something.  Or playing hide-the-salami with one of your beloved ungulates or marsupials.

Nope... just my graphics card decided to sh*t itself without warning and I couldn't get the computer to display anything. Took almost 2 weeks for the computer company to get round to looking at my computer. Had to buy another one. 

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 05, 2024, 01:12:42 PM

The only one who missed you was my hitman.

Then your hitman sucks.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2024, 07:38:44 AM

Quote from: transitional on January 05, 2024, 10:35:57 PM

All typed. Now look for the typos.

No need.  I'd die for you, such is my admiration.  And your work ethic cannot be questioned.

Your contributions to this thread have been outstanding in every way.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 12:29:30 AM

[Y]our hitman sucks.

My only criticism is that this is now a happy thread, where mutual admiration and fellowship abounds and diverse generations and viewpoints are joined with tolerance and hope for the future.

Let's try to turn that frown upside down, p_p?  Can you do that for me?  I know you can.  You are one of the bravest souls I've ever encountered, and I've never once seen a problem you couldn't solve with your astonishing gifts, and with the utmost humility and self-sacrifice.

You are the rock upon which I build each day anew. 

(https://i.ibb.co/jgL05rN/566e30a95dc6772c5b292c9f4429fddf38475fc9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 09:54:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 06, 2024, 07:38:44 AM

My only criticism is that this is now a happy thread, where mutual admiration and fellowship abounds and diverse generations and viewpoints are joined with tolerance and hope for the future.

Let's try to turn that frown upside down, p_p?  Can you do that for me?  I know you can.  You are one of the bravest souls I've ever encountered, and I've never once seen a problem you couldn't solve with your astonishing gifts, and with the utmost humility and self-sacrifice.

You are the rock upon which I build each day anew.

Awww... that's so nice and friendly. I am trying to take on those kind words, but as you have pointed out many times - this is a competition of sorts to see who will be the last person to comment, so I'm sure a little bit of rivalry, jesting and sarcastic wit and the slightly inoffensive insult here and there won't be too crushing to anyone.

My goal is to slightly demoralise you all more and more each day until no one else has the energy to type in this thread, thus cementing my inevitable win.

What can I say - I'm a competitive mother-f@#$er!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 06, 2024, 10:17:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 09:54:30 AM

so I'm sure a little bit of rivalry, jesting and sarcastic wit and the slightly inoffensive insult here and there won't be too crushing to anyone.

I couldn't agree more!  I'm very pleased that you're on the side of conviviality and good fellowship.

You ro^@^* little ^@^*@ of m*^%*^ing sh*^& stained a**eat&&& c**cs**&^@ son&^^*@*^ as&^^@* fu*^^@*.

I meant Happy New Year to you, of course, esteemed fellow keybo^^&*&@ mot^&%&*^ so*^^&*&& pinche huevóns hi&*^&@ de pu*&^* et ching&%^ tu *&^^& esta es&&.

First thing's first, these children must be made an example of.

(https://i.ibb.co/tqFhfW3/db5fffcb3a5dd710a8df92bc1a81c7beb773416b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 10:03:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 06, 2024, 10:17:25 AM

You ro^@^* little ^@^*@ of m*^%*^ing sh*^& stained a**eat&&& c**cs**&^@ son&^^*@*^ as&^^@* fu*^^@*.

I meant Happy New Year to you, of course, esteemed fellow keybo^^&*&@ mot^&%&*^ so*^^&*&& pinche huevóns hi&*^&@ de pu*&^* et ching&%^ tu *&^^& esta es&&.

I think you need a new keyboard... some of your letters don't seem to work. I got less than half of that...

Quote from: j_tour on January 06, 2024, 10:17:25 AM

et ching

I do however like Etching... so thanks for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 07, 2024, 06:59:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 10:03:57 PM

I do however like Etching... so thanks for that.

Yeah, I thought you'd like that, you limey c*******er.

(https://i.ibb.co/925BJFc/Screenshot-2024-01-06-15-39-21.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 02:07:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 07, 2024, 06:59:51 AM

Yeah, I thought you'd like that, you limey c*******er.

You think I'm a limey cowcatcher??? I'll admit, I've never been on a farm... and don't think I'd be any good at the job.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2024, 04:35:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 02:07:28 AM

You think I'm a limey cowcatcher??? I'll admit, I've never been on a farm... and don't think I'd be any good at the job.

Ah.  So you admit your serious limitations, and yet you still continue to strive to win the thread.

Like I said, your bravery should be an inspiration to every single thinking person.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 05:44:38 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 08, 2024, 04:35:56 AM

Ah.  So you admit your serious limitations, and yet you still continue to strive to win the thread.

Like I said, your bravery should be an inspiration to every single thinking person.

Yes, but winning this thread isn't exactly going to be hard... I mean if you're my main competition...

I don't see any foreseeable hurdles.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2024, 08:29:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 05:44:38 AM

Yes, but winning this thread isn't exactly going to be hard... I mean if you're my main competition...

I don't see any foreseeable hurdles.    ;D

If I cut off your arm, cooked it, and presented it to you, would you eat it?

That would be a funny joke.

(https://i.ibb.co/MS4trBj/sayit.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 08, 2024, 12:42:12 PM

Dang, over 1 million views

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 01:37:58 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 08, 2024, 12:42:12 PM

Dang, over 1 million views

And nearly 16,000 replies spanning almost 321 pages. Crazy that 2.5 people (on average) could do that in just 10 years.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 05:44:38 AM

you're my main competition

Thanks for the compliment!  ;D

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 05:44:38 AM

I don't see any foreseeable hurdles.    ;D

This is you losing (again)...
Oh right. You're blind. No wonder you don't see any hurdles -- you can't see ANYTHING.
In that case, I can decommission that "hall of horrible mirrors" I was planning to trap my fiercest competitor in once I achieve victory.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 01:53:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 06, 2024, 12:29:30 AM

Then your hitman sucks.

For once, you're right. I've fired him already. Also,

Quote from: j_tour on December 19, 2023, 10:14:21 PM

You have a problem with sheep.  Admit it.

Forgot to mention this earlier, but Wales is my favorite part of the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Shows what you know about my (lack of) distaste for sheep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 03:22:13 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 01:37:58 PM

This is you losing (again)...

Mate... you've only been a member here for 3 months so you don't have sh*t on us and don't get to take the credit. And most of the views were done by me and J_Tour... most of the replies were done by us as well. You've contributed very little to this thread.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 01:37:58 PM

Thanks for the compliment!

You also misread the post... You're not my main competition. You are like a bug... a tiny insignificant smear on my wind shield... and I'm the one driving the car.

You are nothing to me. I wasn't complimenting you - I was complimenting J_Tour...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 03:38:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 03:22:13 PM

You also misread the post...
I wasn't complimenting you - I was complimenting J_Tour...

Your fault for leaving it open to interpretation.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 03:22:13 PM

You're not my main competition.

You bet your pride I am.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 03:22:13 PM

You are like a bug... a tiny insignificant smear on my wind shield...

Far from "Insignificant," mosquitoes are the most dangerous animal in the world by a long shot.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 03:22:13 PM

I'm the one driving the car.

You call this a car? (https://razor.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A_RD_Product.png)
Everyone here would probably call it a scooter. Also, where does that leave j_tour, your "greatest competition?" Standing in front of you on a skateboard? I highly doubt that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 04:08:25 PM

Now that I think about it, this would be hilarious:
J_tour (https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/old-man-skateboarding-fast-smiling-stand-scooter-with-arms-outstretched_879736-1918.jpg)
vs.
P_P (https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53d58588e4b0c3fee1f6ee3b/1419997249745-WU2HLJMQMB77UK6UOTNF/not-funny.jpg)
vs.
LIIW (https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/02/26/48/47/1000_F_226484777_T04PX6WAEb9IinxJgpt4qqKhocTnTvcm.jpg)
vs.
Liszt (https://cdn.britannica.com/04/82304-050-242D7462/Franz-Liszt-oil-canvas-Henri-Lehmann-Carnavalet-1840.jpg)
 ;D :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 08, 2024, 09:00:04 PM

There's sometimes a buggy.  How many drivers does a buggy have? 

One, right?

Well, let's just say that I'm driving this buggy, and if you fix your attitude, you can ride along with me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 09:23:58 PM

Sorry, P_P was riding a scooter so I assumed your vehicle would be a similar size. Here's the correction:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAKekhmTRaY/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 11:22:06 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 03:38:49 PM

Your fault for leaving it open to interpretation.

I wasn't even addressing you in the slightest. It wasn't even a quote from you that I was replying to so your understanding of how a conversation works is dubious at best.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 09, 2024, 02:03:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 08, 2024, 11:22:06 PM

I wasn't even addressing you in the slightest. It wasn't even a quote from you that I was replying to so your understanding of how a conversation works is dubious at best.

It's short bus tiny town now. 

Best to let the little fella tucker himself out and then maybe it will be ready to be put down for a nap.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2024, 05:00:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 09, 2024, 02:03:16 AM

Best to let the little fella tucker himself out and then maybe it will be ready to be put down for a nap.

Well... when he shits his nappy and cries about it - you're on duty.

I ain't touching it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 09, 2024, 01:10:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 09, 2024, 05:00:42 AM

Well... when he shits his nappy and cries about it - you're on duty.

I ain't touching it.

Just a reminder that you're the who thinks a scooter is a car...  ???
And also, I have long forgone sleep in exchange for college work. ;)
You're just jealous about that post from earlier. Also, congrats on 16,000 posts!  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 09, 2024, 01:16:03 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 08, 2024, 01:37:58 PM

And nearly 16,000 replies spanning almost 321 pages. Crazy that 2.5 people (on average) could do that in just 10 years.Thanks for the compliment!  ;DThis is you losing (again)...
Oh right. You're blind. No wonder you don't see any hurdles -- you can't see ANYTHING.
In that case, I can decommission that "hall of horrible mirrors" I was planning to trap my fiercest competitor in once I achieve victory.

The dedication people have to this forum is actually incredible, lots of respect

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 09, 2024, 01:24:17 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 09, 2024, 01:16:03 PM

The dedication people have to this forum is actually incredible, lots of respect

I agree.

Everyone is doing just terrific work in this thread, in particular.  Just fantastic.

The newcomers especially should feel extremely proud of their accomplishments.

(https://i.ibb.co/p1gzX1s/bde2745d5653a448746608d3e503c6a57900ca30-2-283x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 09, 2024, 01:46:01 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 09, 2024, 01:24:17 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/p1gzX1s/bde2745d5653a448746608d3e503c6a57900ca30-2-283x500.jpg)

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 09, 2024, 07:06:37 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 09, 2024, 01:46:01 PM

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

Definitely the new user who spams ads, he’s definitely to busy spamming ads too kill kids

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2024, 12:09:07 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 09, 2024, 01:46:01 PM

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

You can rule me out - the only one I'm trying to kill is my competition (J_Tour mainly... the rest are insignificant).

Also, I never said a scooter was the same as a car. You assumed that - and we all know that when you assume, you look like a right @#$%.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 10, 2024, 08:01:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2024, 12:09:07 AM

You can rule me out - the only one I'm trying to kill is my competition (J_Tour mainly... the rest are insignificant).

Also, I never said a scooter was the same as a car. You assumed that - and we all know that when you assume, you look like a right @#$%.

Shush!  Ssshhhh!!!!

You're going to wake the little ones. 

(https://i.ibb.co/MDtTtS1/Screenshot-2024-01-09-12-21-43.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2024, 09:08:32 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 10, 2024, 08:01:11 AM

Shush!  Ssshhhh!!!!

You're going to wake the little ones.

Maybe this very friendly childrens character will help lull them back to sleep...

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr_Blobby#/media/File:Mr_Blobby,_2009.jpg)

Or maybe it will continue to haunt my dreams. That *** blobby sh*t is *** nightmare fuel.

What *** sadist thought this would be a fun and encouraging children's figure???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 10, 2024, 05:15:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2024, 12:09:07 AM

I never said a scooter was the same as a car.

You, who's riding this thing: (https://razor.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A_RD_Product.png)
"This is a car."

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 10, 2024, 12:09:07 AM

You can rule me out - the only one I'm trying to kill is my competition

1. Are you testifying against yourself?
2. If you ARE speaking the truth, then you just confessed to 7 (or more) counts of attempted murder.
3. If you're lying, we can't rule you out.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 09, 2024, 07:06:37 PM

It's not the new user who spams ads, he’s definitely too busy spamming ads to kill kids.

Good point, though that makes him guilty of ad-spamming, a crime punishable by ban. (Sorry, had to fix the grammar issues.)
Wait, is the ad-spammer a him, her, they, or it?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 10, 2024, 07:09:20 PM

Looks like the child is up again.

I just have to continue some of my experiments on it. 

Won't be a second.

(https://i.ibb.co/N6qnrrK/d23e087258152ea86fc91cbe442d50f1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2024, 12:35:41 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 10, 2024, 05:15:00 PM

You, who's riding this thing: (https://razor.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A_RD_Product.png)
"This is a car.

Never ever said a car was a scooter. Clearly you're the one who can't tell the difference.

I feel you're not gelling with the rest of us liszt... Hows that '2nd to last post wins' thread going? Has that got 16,000 posts??? Or is it an abject failure???

Quote from: j_tour on January 10, 2024, 07:09:20 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/N6qnrrK/d23e087258152ea86fc91cbe442d50f1.jpg)

I don't even want to know what that is... it looks like an expensive butt-plug.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 11, 2024, 10:00:32 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2024, 12:35:41 AM

I don't even want to know what that is... it looks like an expensive butt-plug.

I can tell you're not very handy.  Step drill bits needn't be expensive at all, and they are useful for many purposes.

(https://i.ibb.co/LZ71tqg/En-Rn-T6l-W4-AE0b-TP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2024, 03:00:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 11, 2024, 10:00:32 AM

I can tell you're not very handy.  Step drill bits needn't be expensive at all, and they are useful for many purposes.

I'll happily admit that... leave the expertise to the professionals I say. Why try and be an amateur plasterer or mechanic or electrician, when you can hire someone who's brilliant in their field to accomplish the job you set out to do.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 11, 2024, 03:16:40 PM

Yo
Y’all workout?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2024, 12:35:41 AM

Never ever said a car was a scooter. Clearly you're the one who can't tell the difference.

Let's run a quick test on you. Which of these are cars and which are scooters?
(https://razor.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/C35_Product.png)
(https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/01/94/98/10/1000_F_194981081_2txhyX1UPeGUaPaj75nKpDqCxI5ImgOe.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZb1qMN-fErQXol8SWqSZ9zwFFYdTJjrPi-orXWdeU-yQDGXTtjf5Pg2TkVVC6g7BvdOs:https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/05d36f83-1a83-40a8-8722-9aa1664d5871/CarriageBusCardFall2020FrontLarger.jpg&usqp=CAU)
(https://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/63079fc7b4858efb76814bd2/16:9/w_4000,h_2250,c_limit/9.%20DeLorean-Alpha-5%20%5BDeLorean%5D.jpg)
(https://twpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Tanganyika_Alpaca_2021_CS2-683x1024.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 11, 2024, 09:20:51 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 11, 2024, 03:16:40 PM

Yo
Y’all workout?

You want me to take my shirt off, oil up, and pose down?

No, I don't think I'm going to do that.  But there are plenty of folks at the local public gymnasium or swimming pool who would be happy to oblige.

(https://i.ibb.co/D1FK1yv/ba91cc8732719b0551f5a4bef711f522ec77bfde.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 11, 2024, 03:00:49 PM

Why try and be an amateur plasterer or mechanic or electrician, when you can hire someone who's brilliant in their field to accomplish the job you set out to do.

Because it's fun to break things.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 12, 2024, 12:17:54 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 11, 2024, 09:20:51 PM

You want me to take my shirt off, oil up, and pose down?

No, I don't think I'm going to do that.  But there are plenty of folks at the local public gymnasium or swimming pool who would be happy to oblige.

(https://i.ibb.co/D1FK1yv/ba91cc8732719b0551f5a4bef711f522ec77bfde.jpg)

Because it's fun to break things.

Really disappointed you’re not doing that rn

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:58:13 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

Let's run a quick test on you. Which of these are cars and which are scooters?

It's like the worst Rorschach ink blot test ever...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

(https://razor.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/C35_Product.png)

Scooter

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

(https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/01/94/98/10/1000_F_194981081_2txhyX1UPeGUaPaj75nKpDqCxI5ImgOe.jpg)

Childrens pull along strung duck toy

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZb1qMN-fErQXol8SWqSZ9zwFFYdTJjrPi-orXWdeU-yQDGXTtjf5Pg2TkVVC6g7BvdOs:https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/05d36f83-1a83-40a8-8722-9aa1664d5871/CarriageBusCardFall2020FrontLarger.jpg&usqp=CAU)

Horse and Carriage...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

(https://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/63079fc7b4858efb76814bd2/16:9/w_4000,h_2250,c_limit/9.%20DeLorean-Alpha-5%20%5BDeLorean%5D.jpg)

CAR... THAT'S THE CAR... IT'S DEFINITELY A CAR.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 11, 2024, 04:14:34 PM

(https://twpark.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Tanganyika_Alpaca_2021_CS2-683x1024.jpg)

What the Afghani's call "practice" when their wives aren't allowed to vote or learn, or do anything that involves their brains?

I mean... an Alpaca?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 12, 2024, 07:48:20 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:23:23 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 12, 2024, 07:48:20 AM

A Llama is NOT the same as an Alpaca.

Get it right for goodness sake. No one's playing your crappy Wesley Willis videos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 12, 2024, 01:59:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:58:13 AM

Scooter

Correct!

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:58:13 AM

Childrens pull along strung duck toy

You just got duckrolled (Remember the old Internet?)... It's a child's car, so wrong. :(

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:58:13 AM

Horse and Carriage...

Wrong. Car. It's just a bit out of date.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:58:13 AM

CAR... THAT'S THE CAR... IT'S DEFINITELY A CAR.

No, that's a dream of Elon Musk.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 12:58:13 AM

...An alpaca?

Scooter.
I'm not a doctor (3 more years...), but I think it's safe to say that you're deficient in vitamin SR (scooter-recognition, no relation to the element strontium).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 03:20:42 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 12, 2024, 01:59:10 PM

You just got duckrolled (Remember the old Internet?)... It's a child's car, so wrong.

The back is completely solid and there's nowhere for the child to sit... and they can't sit on it because the downward decline of its back would make them slip more towards the back, but this would cause a large probability that the weight in the back would cause the duck to be improperly balanced and would tip over easily.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 12, 2024, 01:59:10 PM

Wrong. Car. It's just a bit out of date.

I quote from the Oxford English Dictionary:

Car
noun
a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people.

I'd take you more serious if it weren't for the fact that you yourself can't tell what the hell a *** car is.

(https://67.media.tumblr.com/37cb115a89fb65aa1a2b2ec2d1d88f8d/tumblr_inline_o7mo1catd01ty84t8_1280.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 12, 2024, 03:43:54 PM

Yo guys
Without looking at the dictionary, how would you define chair?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 12, 2024, 04:59:25 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 03:20:42 PM

I qoute from the Oxford English Dictionary:

Car
noun
a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people.

It also says a car is a chariot...
https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=597840864&rlz=1CATAVM_enUS956US970&q=car&si=AKbGX_qLEF73g5f3ut3LoBPauvCT9NQvkSSepead2FxQPUTy-R7d_E8Wmrppt2Aky21SY9_iLQssnCQXOpEHZ8_nbbF0VkFyaA%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7jJf_qtiDAxVAkYkEHSN3A6gQ2v4IegQIDhBB&biw=1182&bih=510&dpr=1.16&surl=1&safe=active&ssui=on
 (https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=597840864&rlz=1CATAVM_enUS956US970&q=car&si=AKbGX_qLEF73g5f3ut3LoBPauvCT9NQvkSSepead2FxQPUTy-R7d_E8Wmrppt2Aky21SY9_iLQssnCQXOpEHZ8_nbbF0VkFyaA%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7jJf_qtiDAxVAkYkEHSN3A6gQ2v4IegQIDhBB&biw=1182&bih=510&dpr=1.16&surl=1&safe=active&ssui=on)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 12, 2024, 03:20:42 PM

...can't sit on it because the download decline of its back

I'm just going to leave that there for you to correct...
 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 12, 2024, 09:25:11 PM

Children need Vegemite in order to evolve.

Feed the children Vegemite thrice daily.

And cancel that sh*** about alpacas.  They are not as good as llamas, except when skinned.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 12:03:06 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 12, 2024, 04:59:25 PM

It also says a car is a chariot...

It says a car is a chariot, but that doesn't mean a chariot is a car...

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

Learn to tell the difference.

Quote from: j_tour on January 12, 2024, 09:25:11 PM

Children need Vegemite in order to evolve.

And that's bollocks... gone my entire life without having a single vegemite sandwich or a vegemite scroll (YUCK   🤮), and I turned out to be a winner.

Hell, I'm kicking the crap out of everyone here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo4 on January 13, 2024, 03:21:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 12:03:06 AM

It says a car is a chariot, but that doesn't mean a chariot is a car...

Many years ago when my 2 kids were age 3 and 4, I would ask them questions like:

True or false?
All animals are dogs?
All dogs are animals?
A tree is a plant?
A plant is a tree?

And they never missed!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 03:30:03 AM

Nice that you always keep them in check with logic questions - they're good for the soul.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo4 on January 13, 2024, 03:36:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 03:30:03 AM

Nice that you always keep them in check with logic questions - they're good for the soul.

This is your attempt to be the last poster here??  Nice try but try again.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo4 on January 13, 2024, 04:07:19 AM

Then I would ask my kids the really tough ones:

True or False?
All animals are cats?
Some animals are cats?
All cats are animals?
Some cats are animals?
People are animals?

This can get confusing.  Here we might have a discussion, especially with the last couple questions.  Kids were certainly entertained. Great pastime when we drove to see grandma.

And yes - logic is good for the soul!  Most of us enjoy a good Venn diagram.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 13, 2024, 05:25:33 AM

Quote from: frodo4 on January 13, 2024, 04:07:19 AM

Then I would ask my kids the really tough ones:

True or False?
All animals are cats?
Some animals are cats?
All cats are animals?
Some cats are animals?
People are animals?

This can get confusing.  Here we might have a discussion, especially with the last couple questions.  Kids were certainly entertained. Great pastime when we drove to see grandma.

And yes - logic is good for the soul!  Most of us enjoy a good Venn diagram.

Hey Gandalf, did you know llamas are more useful than alpacas?

Now you do.  So sit on it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 06:44:32 AM

Quote from: frodo4 on January 13, 2024, 03:36:56 AM

This is your attempt to be the last poster here??  Nice try but try again.  ;D

Wow... you criticise me for the lovely compliment I gave to you, then go on about how great logic is for the soul despite the fact that I was the one you complimented you on doing so???

God, you are a grouchy bastard.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 13, 2024, 07:04:45 AM

God, you people are insufferable.  Some Hobgoblin in one ear, and Kangaroo Jack in the other ear.

The gawdawful ruckus makes Wesley Willis sound like a Heldentenor.

You should all just go to sleep. 

I have some powders and ointments that can assist you all.

(https://i.ibb.co/q9Q9zZr/05a84306b1614ea289ce182ab3f39be469f47548.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 03:08:28 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 13, 2024, 07:04:45 AM

God, you people are insufferable.  Some Hobgoblin in one ear, and Kangaroo Jack in the other ear.

I hope you didn't mean me by 'Kangaroo Jack'... I'm Scottish born, and proud of it - and could drink you under the table if it came to who can hold their Scotch better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 14, 2024, 06:26:39 PM

What is the worst emoji on this site?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2024, 01:29:43 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 14, 2024, 06:26:39 PM

What is the worst emoji on this site?

 ;D

That one - I use it when I'm winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 15, 2024, 09:30:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 15, 2024, 01:29:43 AM

;D

That one - I use it when I'm winning.

It’s gotta be this one
 :-[

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 16, 2024, 08:16:13 AM

This emoji
(https://pa1.aminoapps.com/6009/22e1d58cc35742bd96e0ecdb01455d5a4e5e3601_hq.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 16, 2024, 12:20:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 13, 2024, 03:08:28 PM

I hope you didn't mean me by 'Kangaroo Jack'... I'm Scottish born, and proud of it - and could drink you under the table if it came to who can hold their Scotch better.

(https://i.ibb.co/B2nsZwR/4fbbed4fd72c779c64abcdd5dc6ad9089b9a6fe1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 16, 2024, 12:47:04 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 16, 2024, 12:20:20 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/B2nsZwR/4fbbed4fd72c779c64abcdd5dc6ad9089b9a6fe1.jpg)

I think it's the NZ folks you need to worry about being near sheep.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 16, 2024, 03:37:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 09, 2024, 01:46:01 PM

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

Time has passed. We can review the suspects once more.
As ravelfan pointed out, it cannot be suspect #2, due to them being too busy spamming adverts.
Likewise, suspect #5 has been found not guilty, due to them being too busy spamming AIs.
Suspect #1 has been proven innocent by the authorities.
That leaves suspect #4 (identified as "Bob Smith") and suspect #3 (identified as "Perfect Pitch") as the potential perpetrators. If anyone has any leads on this case, do not hesitate to post here; you may even win some meaningless internet bragging rights for a few hours!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 16, 2024, 06:36:05 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 16, 2024, 03:37:44 PM

Time has passed. We can review the suspects once more.
As ravelfan pointed out, it cannot be suspect #2, due to them being too busy spamming adverts.
Likewise, suspect #5 has been found not guilty, due to them being too busy spamming AIs.
Suspect #1 has been proven innocent by the authorities.
That leaves suspect #4 (identified as "Bob Smith") and suspect #3 (identified as "Perfect Pitch") as the potential perpetrators. If anyone has any leads on this case, do not hesitate to post here; you may even win some meaningless internet bragging rights for a few hours!

Hmm Bob Smith seems like a pseudonym, he’s definitely very suspicious

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 01:43:48 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 16, 2024, 06:36:05 PM

Hmm Bob Smith seems like a pseudonym, he’s definitely very suspicious

I second that as well... definitely a dodgy bastard that Bob Smith is...

Plus, at the time of the killings, I was getting tanked on whisky. Couldn't have done it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on January 17, 2024, 02:52:20 AM

Bob Smith and Perfect Pitch did it together

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 17, 2024, 03:42:22 AM

Quote from: transitional on January 17, 2024, 02:52:20 AM

Bob Smith and Perfect Pitch did it together

Bingo.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 17, 2024, 05:34:54 AM

I don't think if Bob did anything at all, but he certainly is your uncle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 07:15:37 AM

Quote from: transitional on January 17, 2024, 02:52:20 AM

Bob Smith and Perfect Pitch did it together

Can't have done it - had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 so I wasn't incapable of anything.

I think all the blame lies with Bob... Bloody Bob.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 17, 2024, 07:50:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 07:15:37 AM

Can't have done it - had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 so I wasn't incapable of anything.

Exactly.  That's the perfect tiny amount of alcohol in one's system to do anything, and to do it right.

Like hunting kangaroos from the back of a truck, which overpopulated nuisances, those overgrown leaping rats, as a Scotsman, you surely despise as much as you revere the international success of Paul Hogan.

(https://i.ibb.co/TLYc2qJ/ab045e1dae70eebad2496aac4c34c9b35b5e1b05.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 17, 2024, 01:12:58 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 17, 2024, 05:34:54 AM

I don't think if Bob did anything at all, but he certainly is your uncle.

And bob's your uncle.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 17, 2024, 02:34:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 01:43:48 AM

I second that as well... definitely a dodgy bastard that Bob Smith is...

Plus, at the time of the killings, I was getting tanked on whisky. Couldn't have done it.

Wait a second, people are known to act strange while drunk, now you are a bit suspicious

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 17, 2024, 03:02:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 07:15:37 AM

Can't have done it - had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 so I wasn't incapable of anything.

I think all the blame lies with Bob... Bloody Bob.

Hmm, where were you drinking?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 03:25:24 PM

In a pub toilet, somewhere in the seediest part of town.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 17, 2024, 03:37:13 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 03:25:24 PM

In a pub toilet, somewhere in the seediest part of town.

Why would you voluntarily drink in a bathroom?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2024, 01:10:43 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 17, 2024, 03:37:13 PM

Why would you voluntarily drink in a bathroom?

Don't know, but it proves I didn't do it.

Also, who is this spam advertiser you keep going on about... did I miss something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 18, 2024, 03:08:11 AM

More fun than uncle's day at a whorehouse.

You're all lost.  Like turkeys in the corn.

(https://i.ibb.co/dGDT1zQ/27299350.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 18, 2024, 08:08:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 18, 2024, 03:08:11 AM

More fun than uncle's day at a whorehouse.

That does sound like a fun boy-uncle activity. Most of the time, I would just get taken to the zoo...

Animals are so boring; much less fun than whores.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 18, 2024, 05:12:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 17, 2024, 03:25:24 PM

In a pub toilet, somewhere in the seediest part of town.

Fingerprint testing in the area that had the highest crime rate found that the children's last location before they were kidnapped was the area directly outside the men's bathroom, which had been plastered over prior to the arrival of the authorities. This practically confirms your guilt.




































I know exactly what P_P's next response will be. ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2024, 12:10:35 AM

Silence, fools.

A man is speaking.

(https://i.ibb.co/Np2qv2p/b9413284ad6b886680dc169dedc88bfab0669a5c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 19, 2024, 12:16:35 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 18, 2024, 05:12:43 PM

Fingerprint testing in the area that had the highest crime rate found that the children's last location before they were kidnapped was the area directly outside the men's bathroom, which had been plastered over prior to the arrival of the authorities. This practically confirms your guilt.

You still haven't narrowed down which watering hole bathroom I was passed out in, so your evidence isn't even circumstantial at best, and you have no case.

Case thrown out - I win, you lose. Deal with it.



And who the *** reads the newspaper these days... we're living in a digital world now.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 01:52:43 PM

OBJECTION!
Let the evidence show that you were in the sealed-up bathroom that was very close to the children at the exact moment that the crime was committed. Either you saw what happened, or you are the perpetrator.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2024, 02:04:09 PM

My dog stepped on a bee.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 04:04:08 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on January 19, 2024, 02:04:09 PM

My dog stepped on a bee.

...I expected a little more...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2024, 06:56:51 PM

WHERE'S BOB?????

IS HE DEAD?????

WHERE'S BOB????

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 06:57:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2024, 06:56:51 PM

WHERE'S BOB?????
IS HE DEAD?????

No. He's a murder suspect.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 19, 2024, 09:42:45 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 06:57:56 PM

No. He's a murder suspect.

And you're the victim.

Roll over and be buried in soiled prophylactics, as is your wont.

Man up and do it!

(https://i.ibb.co/MDwLd4L/b2ea84a1eeb0c6904da811818524825dd0a4a714-2-271x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 10:42:48 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 19, 2024, 09:42:45 PM

And you're the victim.

Roll over and be buried in soiled prophylactics, as is your wont.

Man up and do it!

1: Those children who you posted an image of are the victims. I'm the investigator, and ravelfan is my self-appointed second-in-command.
2: Still not dead...
3: Sir, sit down for a minute while we get the doctor.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 01:18:01 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 06:57:56 PM

No. He's a murder suspect.

Maybe Bob did it... and then he's dead. Murder-suicide...

CASE CLOSED!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 20, 2024, 01:20:34 AM

Nope. You're still a suspect, and that means you can't make any declarations here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 20, 2024, 01:22:44 AM

Also, holy **** only 2 of the most recent posts weren't on this thread. You were right when you said earlier that this is a last post wins forum with piano-related threads, and not a piano forum with a last post wins thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 20, 2024, 05:09:17 AM

What can I say, my skills in entrapment are unparallelled.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 20, 2024, 05:11:00 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 19, 2024, 04:04:08 PM

...I expected a little more...

As you wish:

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 03:22:06 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 20, 2024, 01:20:34 AM

Nope. You're still a suspect, and that means you can't make any declarations here.

Oh for goodness sake - how long are you going to keep up this charade of a so-called murder.

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

I'm off the hook.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 20, 2024, 11:08:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 03:22:06 PM

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

I agree.  You don't have the temperament or agility for rough trade in any case.

(https://i.ibb.co/2FYtdr3/e68a585d474555f71d8e9844f8ce74f4ca2ada0a-2-690x389.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 11:53:32 PM

Exactly - I'm not built for prison anyway, so I know that if I don't wanna do time, I shouldn't do the crime.

(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/phieya519pgwnud1jcoc.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 21, 2024, 05:30:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 03:22:06 PM

Oh for goodness sake - how long are you going to keep up this charade of a so-called murder.

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

I'm off the hook.

That sounds like someone who was guilty would say
Tell me everything you did that night in order

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 21, 2024, 06:14:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 11:53:32 PM

Exactly - I'm not built for prison anyway, so I know that if I don't wanna do time, I shouldn't do the crime.

Oh, they'd make you fit just fine.

Here, go make a tremolo circuit or something. 

The warden says it will help rehabilitate you, and the soldering should calm you down some.

(https://i.ibb.co/SQ3XQSd/f0f8031f38a002a75a78f6511d2e119fc8bd043b-2-690x421.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2024, 08:24:54 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 21, 2024, 05:30:47 AM

That sounds like someone who was guilty would say
Tell me everything you did that night in order

That night??? The night in question...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2024, 06:11:56 AM

Don't forget, everybody!  Mardi Gras/Shrove Tuesday/Carnival is coming up....and on Valentimes' Day too that makes to be it extra special.

You everybody is doing such good work in this thread and so many of you try so hard it is almost to make myself go to that library book repository and find some good word to spread about and on you.

(https://i.ibb.co/RCt2BCn/ee425ca4a4c42ca3145699e6247713e14ad6036f-2-596x499.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2024, 08:27:48 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 22, 2024, 06:11:56 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/RCt2BCn/ee425ca4a4c42ca3145699e6247713e14ad6036f-2-596x499.jpg)

Oh god - that's so cheesy, it's sickening.

(https://i.imgflip.com/8d5gc8.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 22, 2024, 01:04:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 20, 2024, 03:22:06 PM

There was no murder, so there are no suspects. I am exonerated from my supposed guilt...

So you deny the events depicted in this image ever happening?

Quote from: j_tour on January 09, 2024, 01:24:17 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/p1gzX1s/bde2745d5653a448746608d3e503c6a57900ca30-2-283x500.jpg)

Now tell me, what kind of person --other than a murderer-- would do such a thing? And what kind of person would deny the existence of such an event?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2024, 03:05:30 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 22, 2024, 01:04:35 PM

So you deny the events depicted in this image ever happening?Now tell me, what kind of person --other than a murderer-- would do such a thing? And what kind of person would deny the existence of such an event?

Well, it would seem rather plausible, and also believable that a person who wasn't involved in said murder could believe such events took place... after all, they had nothing to do with it.

I'm not saying it didn't happen - only that I didn't know the circumstances in which said incident took place.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 22, 2024, 03:41:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2024, 03:05:30 PM

"...believable that a person who wasn't involved in said murder could believe such events took place... after all, they had nothing to do with it.
I'm not saying it didn't happen - only that I didn't know the circumstances in which said incident took place."

P_P, contradicting yourself is not a very good look when you're being interrogated.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 22, 2024, 10:49:43 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 22, 2024, 03:41:42 PM

P_P

I admit, that's a canny, cagey, crafty manœuvre on your part.

You've recognized that pp only recognizes capital letters/majuscules.

And with that observation, you have graduated to homunculus.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 22, 2024, 11:35:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 21, 2024, 08:24:54 AM

That night??? The night in question...

Hmm, you could’ve killed the kids in a drunken state
As there was a missing scene

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 22, 2024, 11:36:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 22, 2024, 03:05:30 PM

Well, it would seem rather plausible, and also believable that a person who wasn't involved in said murder could believe such events took place... after all, they had nothing to do with it.

I'm not saying it didn't happen - only that I didn't know the circumstances in which said incident took place.

But you were drunk, meaning it is unlikely you would even remember doing it

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2024, 12:56:24 AM

Oh for goodness sake - this imaginary murder thing has gone on long enough. Now it's just
'nuh-uh's and make believe comments. It's been going on for over a week.

I'm done with it. I'm just going to ignore whats going on and post this:
(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/bdr1axdxme8fuwt477rm.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2024, 02:28:48 AM

what is up with these goddamned kids?

Haven't they ever heard of wanking in silence and solitude, like I did when I was a mere lad of now?

(https://i.ibb.co/pdGkf60/0007619220781bc6e336f6650aa5a41c4bf0b535.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2024, 08:11:46 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 23, 2024, 02:28:48 AM

Haven't they ever heard of wanking in silence and solitude, like I did when I was a mere lad of now?

Back when you were a lad... pornography was probably pictures of ladies calf muscles and their forearms being exposed.

(https://i.etsystatic.com/11340415/r/il/79da31/3138275215/il_794xN.3138275215_1j2i.jpg)

I mean - god damn, look at those exposed SHOULDERS...

Also, when you were a lad - I bet you toilet paper was in low supply as the Soldiers needed it for the war.    ;D

(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/inkokp4slulxa4mcqkxp.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 23, 2024, 08:24:50 AM

It's a nonsense, much like the germ theory. 

Take the train to tinytown, tinkerbell.

And my name should now be "Chief Strongbull of the Adult."  I will not tolerate being addressed otherwise.

(https://i.ibb.co/tBLsQR3/021e6608986209bbe7135f7e9125bea05fb06a7c.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 23, 2024, 11:23:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2024, 12:56:24 AM

Oh for goodness sake - this imaginary murder thing has gone on long enough. Now it's just
'nuh-uh's and make believe comments. It's been going on for over a week.

I'm done with it. I'm just going to ignore whats going on and post this:
(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/bdr1axdxme8fuwt477rm.jpg)

Sounds likes a confession to me smh lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 23, 2024, 01:54:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 23, 2024, 12:56:24 AM

Oh for goodness sake - this imaginary murder thing has gone on long enough. Now it's just
nope's and make believe comments. It's been going on for over a week.

tbf I agree. It was fun while it lasted, so let's just end this by convicting Bob. As for you, let's say that the jury was hung and you weren't tried again. Sound good?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 23, 2024, 03:34:47 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 23, 2024, 01:54:33 PM

tbf I agree. It was fun while it lasted, so let's just end this by convicting Bob. As for you, let's say that the jury was hung and you weren't tried again. Sound good?

I convict you, Liszt and the gallops
You are the most guilty

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 23, 2024, 04:10:05 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 23, 2024, 03:34:47 PM

I convict you, Liszt and the gallops
You are the most guilty

A few things.
1: I was talking to P_P, not you.
2: P_P is the only one here who doesn't have a confirmable alibi, hence why he was the only one here on the list of suspects. I think you made a typo, or perhaps it was autocorrect. I don't believe such a mistake is relevant to the case, however.
Besides, the jury already convicted Bob. The case appears to be closed.

Lastly, If you think this was some sort of surprise plot twist, just know that I saw this coming...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 10, 2024, 11:41:42 PM

I feel like we all know Ravel is a wildcard here... [The rest of the post has been removed because it was not related to the matter at hand.]

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 23, 2024, 07:01:05 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 23, 2024, 04:10:05 PM

A few things.
1: I was talking to P_P, not you.
2: P_P is the only one here who doesn't have a confirmable alibi, hence why he was the only one here on the list of suspects. I think you made a typo, or perhaps it was autocorrect. I don't believe such a mistake is relevant to the case, however.
Besides, the jury already convicted Bob. The case appears to be closed.

Lastly, If you think this was some sort of surprise plot twist, just know that I saw this coming...

😐

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 23, 2024, 07:41:26 PM

XD

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2024, 12:21:26 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 23, 2024, 03:34:47 PM

I convict you, Liszt and the gallops
You are the most guilty

I second the motion... mainly just to piss off Lisztandthegallops...

Bob may have been the suspect, but Liszt had to be his accomplice.

And thirdly - this whole thing is make-believe anyway and imaginary so this BS about me not having an alibi is just taking the thing just way too far.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 02:23:38 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2024, 12:21:26 AM

I second the motion... mainly just to piss off Lisztandthegallops...

Bob may have been the suspect, but Liszt had to be his accomplice.

And thirdly - this whole thing is make-believe anyway and imaginary so this BS about me not having an alibi is just taking the thing just way too far.

Alright, lisztgallops and bob have been found guilty and will now face the punishment of having to watch the sacrilegious performance of flight of the bumblebee for 2 hours

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 07:34:18 AM

Mere pianists.  It is to laugh.

This is, after all, the "Non Piano Board" of the "Piano Forum" sub-subsection "Anything but piano"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2024, 07:48:25 AM

GOD DAMN can that woman move her feet... and yet, I bet you she's a *** clumsy dancer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 10:34:24 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2024, 07:48:25 AM

and yet, I bet you she's a *** clumsy dancer.

Yeah, but she can **** like nobody's business!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 01:56:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 07:34:18 AM

Mere pianists.  It is to laugh.

This is, after all, the "Non Piano Board" of the "Piano Forum" sub-subsection "Anything but piano"

With 323 pages……

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 01:59:19 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 10:34:24 AM

Yeah, but she can **** like nobody's business!

that censor is so ambiguous lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 02:01:34 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 02:23:38 AM

Alright, bob has been found guilty and will now face the punishment of having to watch the sacrilegious performance of flight of the bumblebee

That's old news, but the punishment honestly sounds more rewarding than punishing...

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 02:23:38 AM

lisztgallops found guilty

I forgive the spelling error, but WHAT. How stoned ARE you?? At least you haven't had some

Quote from: j_tour on December 04, 2023, 10:13:29 PM

disgusting Irish whiskey.
(https://i.ibb.co/hRCm9YL/2023-12-04-001801.jpg)

...or have you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2024, 03:26:36 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 01:59:19 PM

that censor is so ambiguous lol

Yes... clearly it meant to say "Yeah, but she can calculate your taxable income like nobody's business!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 03:47:15 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 02:01:34 PM

That's old news, but the punishment honestly sounds more rewarding than punishing...I forgive the spelling error, but WHAT. How stoned ARE you?? At least you haven't had some ...or have you?

👀
First of all, how does that sound even remotely rewarding?!?!?
Also, cope seethe and cope, you’re guilty

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 03:49:41 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 24, 2024, 03:26:36 PM

Yes... clearly it meant to say "Yeah, but she can calculate your taxable income like nobody's business!"

Nah
“Yeah, she can very respectfully and modestly calculate your taxable income liked nobody’s business”

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 05:04:20 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 03:47:15 PM

*eyes staring at your post count*
First of all, how does that sound even remotely rewarding?!?!?
Also, cope seethe and cope, you’re guilty

1: FotB is a fun piece of music.
2: Are you living under a rock? The two people who were tried before the court were Bob and P_P. Bob was convicted and the jury was hung on P_P, which for all practical purposes means P_P is innocent.
P_P, me, and j_tour have already voted on ending this brief era of the thread, and here you are still desperately trying to hang on to it. At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 06:59:57 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 05:04:20 PM

1: FotB is a fun piece of music.
2: Are you living under a rock? The two people who were tried before the court were Bob and P_P. Bob was convicted and the jury was hung on P_P, which for all practical purposes means P_P is innocent.
P_P, me, and j_tour have already voted on ending this brief era of the thread, and here you are still desperately trying to hang on to it. At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

I shall…….

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 08:18:26 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 05:04:20 PM

At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

If it's a dead horse, I want to eat it.

Delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 08:25:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 08:18:26 PM

If it's a dead horse, I want to eat it.

Unless you're a vulture, I wouldn't recommend it...
It's been dead for a while.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 09:13:37 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 08:25:41 PM

Unless you're a vulture, I wouldn't recommend it...

Could make a fine jerky or pemmican, then.

And I am a vulture.  A fine beast of predation capable of indiscriminate savagery and wanton cruelty.

(https://i.ibb.co/tLB0g5h/b1f94b91e3c25e8d3dc88c01fb164c10e766bc99.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 11:05:29 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 24, 2024, 08:18:26 PM

If it's a dead horse, I want to eat it.

Delicious.

bruh

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 12:57:43 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 05:04:20 PM

Bob was convicted and the jury was hung on P_P, which for all practical purposes means P_P is innocent.
P_P, me, and j_tour have already voted on ending this brief era of the thread, and here you are still desperately trying to hang on to it. At this point, it's a dead horse. Just let it go.

For all practical purposes??? For every purpose in existence - I am innocent.

Although a good way to avoid suspicion is to instantly accuse others...

(https://christianity201.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/2-timothy-1-6.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on January 25, 2024, 02:59:00 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 24, 2024, 05:04:20 PM

1: FotB is a fun piece of music.

They're talking about the sAcRiLeGiOuS version (Ben Lee).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 03:39:04 AM

Quote from: transitional on January 25, 2024, 02:59:00 AM

They're talking about the sAcRiLeGiOuS version (Ben Lee).

I was wondering who the heck you were talking about - so I had to Google him... and yeah, that was a *** mess.

However, I always enjoyed playing the Flight of the Bumblebee - the Rachmaninoff transcription.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2024, 08:10:31 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 24, 2024, 11:05:29 PM

bruh

dude

Breaded horse cutlets sound good, but never pass up the chance for very thin slices of horse tartare.

Most parts of the horse can be put to good comestible use, except the eyeballs.

Just roll it in flour and look for the wet spots.

(https://i.ibb.co/fGvPNDv/cd82d0d56e821af7f6ed64379689bbf178371ba3-2-400x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 08:43:06 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2024, 08:10:31 AM

Breaded horse cutlets sound good, but never pass up the chance for very thin slices of horse tartare.

Most parts of the horse can be put to good comestible use, except the eyeballs.

Just roll it in flour and look for the wet spots.

Yeah, I think the Scottish and the Italian both have a long history of offal. Frankly it can go to hell. I don't want to know how Cow tongue or Sheeps liver or any of that crap taste... they're usually disgusting anyway.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 25, 2024, 01:11:40 PM

I'm not even going to guess as to what's going on right now, so I'm going to take a low-effort win.

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I WON!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 02:29:46 PM

It's been done before... and with more flair if I might add (by myself) on the very first *** page.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 25, 2024, 04:10:37 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 25, 2024, 08:10:31 AM

dude

Breaded horse cutlets sound good, but never pass up the chance for very thin slices of horse tartare.

Most parts of the horse can be put to good comestible use, except the eyeballs.

Just roll it in flour and look for the wet spots.

(https://i.ibb.co/fGvPNDv/cd82d0d56e821af7f6ed64379689bbf178371ba3-2-400x500.jpg)

:-X

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 25, 2024, 04:11:11 PM

How would y’all define chair?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 25, 2024, 05:03:34 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 02:29:46 PM

It's been done before... and with more flair if I might add...

Woops, typo lol. Fixed it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 25, 2024, 07:04:52 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 08:43:06 AM

Yeah, I think the Scottish and the Italian both have a long history of offal. Frankly it can go to hell. I don't want to know how Cow tongue or Sheeps liver or any of that crap taste...

And the French, and the Finns, and so forth!  One must be inclusive!

OK, so apparently this is not a sausage party.

Well, suit yourself!

Tacos lengua are the best!

And for the younger members of this forum....don't forget what you make your mothers do when you "wet" the bed.  It brings great shame to the family.

(https://i.ibb.co/GcFBZMg/b90790a48122599b5093d29f026f08c268b3f517.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 11:12:29 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 25, 2024, 05:03:34 PM

Woops, typo lol. Fixed it.

No... there was no typo. There was nothing that needed to be fixed.

How about you go back to your 'xth post wins' thread... see how successful that is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on January 25, 2024, 11:30:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 11:12:29 PM

How about you go back to your 'xth post wins' thread... see how successful that is.

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 26, 2024, 07:05:54 AM

Quote from: transitional on January 25, 2024, 11:30:06 PM

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

Only if you're playing with yourself.  And I daresay you might well be at this very moment.

Wank as hard as you can, thou age-challenged stripling.

(https://i.ibb.co/Fb7g3KW/c09cd22ff1e7a564527f2a570df6bcabeb6421aa.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2024, 03:30:49 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 26, 2024, 07:05:54 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Fb7g3KW/c09cd22ff1e7a564527f2a570df6bcabeb6421aa.jpg)

C'mon - we all know the greatest Authority on Spiders is really Peter Parker. And he doesn't even have a Doctorate.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 26, 2024, 03:37:15 PM

Quote from: transitional on January 25, 2024, 11:30:06 PM

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

hmmmmm 🤔

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 26, 2024, 10:50:44 PM

Quote from: transitional on January 25, 2024, 11:30:06 PM

I daresay it'll be successful for 25 posts.

No, 26. We have to announce the winner.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 25, 2024, 11:12:29 PM

No... there was no typo.

pasting with the cursor in the wrong spot isn't a typo? That's news to me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2024, 11:40:39 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 26, 2024, 10:50:44 PM

No, 26. We have to announce the winner.pasting with the cursor in the wrong spot isn't a typo?

No idea what you're on about... you're babbling. Anyway, because I refuse to take part in that other thread you created - I'll answer your questions here.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 26, 2024, 11:00:52 PM

What do you mean "more?" This is the 3rd one, after Last post wins and 2nd to last post wins.

And the 2nd to last post wins thread is rather dumb... it's a weak imitation of this one and is completely unnecessary. You just end up with people double posting most of the time. Plus, in 3 months - it's only on its 2nd page. Rather weak.

And the '25th post wins' thread is rather limited as it will be over when it reaches the 25th post, and then it basically becomes redundant; so either lots of people post in a couple days and it's over - rather pithy... or practically no one posts - everyone stops giving a sh*t and in say 9 months time maybe it gets to the 25th post by which time no one will care anyway.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 26, 2024, 11:00:52 PM

Every time I've checked, I've been winning, so you're just wrong.

You were so envious of my winning that you had to change your 'infinite' quote of 'I won' to match my format.

You're a tiny fish in a deep ocean... and I'm the shark.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 27, 2024, 12:34:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 26, 2024, 11:40:39 PM

You're a tiny fish in a deep ocean... and I'm the shark.

Don't make us go through the scooter-vs.-car thing again, you know perfectly well I can search up silly pictures of fish vs. sharks.
Also, a shark is a fish so no one cares about the fact that you're a bigger fish than a random person on the internet who you apparently think is small.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2024, 03:25:17 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 27, 2024, 12:34:43 AM

Also, a shark is a fish so no one cares about the fact that you're a bigger fish than a random person on the internet who you apparently think is small.

Yeah, but the sharks eat the little fish... so we all know who is top of the food chain - ME.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2024, 09:39:00 AM

It smells like fish in here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2024, 09:39:46 AM

Maybe if you shower once in a while, you wouldn't smell so bad then.     ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 27, 2024, 11:22:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 27, 2024, 09:39:46 AM

Maybe if you shower once in a while, you wouldn't smell so bad then.     ;D

I take a hoor's bath every day!  Sometimes twice!

Ain't sucking no left hind teat!  Top drawer.  A gal just said the other day at work, "Hey!  You have nice teeth!"  See? 

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2024, 02:26:05 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 27, 2024, 11:22:06 AM

I take a hoor's bath every day!  Sometimes twice!

Well, that solves the mystery of why J_Tour smells like fish.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 28, 2024, 08:22:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2024, 02:26:05 AM

Well, that solves the mystery of why J_Tour smells like fish.

Not really.  It doesn't explain who invited my last girlfriend into this joint, for a start.  Terrible gal, terrible pool player, not a musician, and just a despicable person.  One of those stunted growths who moves from musician to musician. 

I lasted four or five months with her before it was "No!"  "No se peude cannot!  Sorry your last musician boyfriend died of a head wound after falling off his bicycle!" 

Well, at least I enjoy eating horse, unlike a bunch of little sissy fancy lads.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2024, 03:04:12 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 28, 2024, 08:22:26 AM

Well, at least I enjoy eating horse, unlike a bunch of little sissy fancy lads

Well... it's the only way to get rid of the losers from the Grand National. They either end up in a lasagna somewhere... or they're turned into glue.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 28, 2024, 04:37:15 PM

Bro what are y’all even talking about

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on January 28, 2024, 07:10:06 PM

The price of fish in China I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2024, 12:22:46 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 28, 2024, 04:37:15 PM

Bro what are y’all even talking about

It was very evident. If you didn't get it, then I can't fix your level of comprehension over the internet other than to say... back track a bit, read slowly and you'll understand.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2024, 12:25:52 AM

The little fella is in way over his head.  His puzzler is stumped. 

(https://i.ibb.co/0Ksg19b/5e694b5388be02ca5ae4bc1f065a7cdd64b073c5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2024, 12:34:26 AM

(https://www.kotaku.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/23/gwidx7zdqnsfs5rmadqk.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2024, 09:40:09 AM

Look at me!  I'm a Ravel Fan!

Ohai!  Ermagerd!  I like Liszt a lot!

Blah blah blah!

(https://i.ibb.co/7N5NYJF/40f50785690e7220f1d5b9aff830bf84fb0d0140.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 29, 2024, 01:12:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 28, 2024, 03:04:12 PM

They either end up in a lasagna somewhere or they're turned into glue.

I must admit that this is THE funniest sentence when used out of context. Ever.
New contest: funniest sentence out of context.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2024, 01:44:05 PM

I stuck my fore finger in there, had a quick poke and then brought my finger up to taste it. Despite my first time - it was immensely satisfying...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 29, 2024, 01:12:29 PM

New contest: funniest sentence out of context.

I think what's going to be most amusing is having people try to guess what they subject matter is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 29, 2024, 07:55:10 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2024, 01:44:05 PM

I stuck my fore finger in there, had a quick poke and then brought my finger up to taste it. Despite my first time - it was immensely satisfying...

But it smelled terrible, and it was the wrong hole.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 12:11:27 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 29, 2024, 07:55:10 PM

But it smelled terrible, and it was the wrong hole.

Not even close - I was making a new Lentil soup recipe. I wanted to see if it was hot enough, so I tested the temperature with my finger. It was actually delicious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 30, 2024, 01:12:30 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 29, 2024, 09:40:09 AM

Look at me!  I'm a Ravel Fan!

Ohai!  Ermagerd!  I like Liszt a lot!

Blah blah blah!

(https://i.ibb.co/7N5NYJF/40f50785690e7220f1d5b9aff830bf84fb0d0140.gif)

Look at me!
My username is the name of a tour of a terrible mumble rapper!
I am better than y’all!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2024, 04:00:43 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 30, 2024, 01:12:30 AM

I am better than y’all!

Now you're getting it!

(https://i.ibb.co/2cGv6Vh/104519004d856c68194a1958c3a8fc17e9a81a30.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 09:54:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on January 30, 2024, 04:00:43 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/2cGv6Vh/104519004d856c68194a1958c3a8fc17e9a81a30.gif)

Oh look - a bunch of dumb frat boys. Shouldn't be too hard to outsmart them...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 30, 2024, 12:30:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 09:54:04 AM

Oh look - a bunch of dumb frat boys. Shouldn't be too hard to outsmart them...

The new batch?  No, they're extremely clever and hold their cards close to the vest.

Inscrutable, even.

A small cohort of world weary individuals hardened by experience who can always be counted on as reliable compeers when the final countdown begins. 

Very savvy bunch, indeed.

(https://i.ibb.co/G5v23Vq/eec8bca04e985e69705928e37e49d2f8d56f1334.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 30, 2024, 01:11:41 PM

Once again, I take the low effort win.
Just noticed this, but none of you seem to be using this chart like I am, which certainly explains why I'm winning.
(https://www.spencergreenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/diagr-1.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 11:41:22 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 30, 2024, 12:30:17 PM

A small cohort of world weary individuals hardened by experience who can always be counted on as reliable compeers when the final countdown begins. 

They look ready to go to the nearest bar, grope a few ladies, get slapped by said ladies, take many tequila shots and beers to the point they puke at the nearest corner before getting into a fight with some guy who is enjoying a little tipple.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 30, 2024, 01:11:41 PM

(https://www.spencergreenberg.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/diagr-1.png)

Please... you're not winning. We're just humouring you. J_Tour and myself know we are the 2 world weary winners who have been at each others throats for a while (I'll ultimately win though).

You're just someone we keep around to watch you writhe and squirm... like a cat who has caught a mouse but doesn't quite want to devour it yet.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2024, 08:09:49 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/k84GZZJ/3561f3f9cb54f63f87ba1c1ec32902e737d7fb79-2-646x750.jpg)

Oh, and that "chart" looks like something someone's Mom made for her imbecile child in a failed attempt to win a second grade science fair.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 11:41:22 PM

(I'll ultimately win though).

You might, but not under your current head of state, the regal and redoutable King Charles the whatever.  Don't worry about it.  You have plenty of time to contemplate and repent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 01:21:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 11:41:22 PM

Please... you're not winning. We're just humouring you.

You sure about that? It sure looks like I'm winning...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 11:41:22 PM

J_Tour and myself know we are the 2 world weary winners who have...

I notice that you pay no attention to the creator of this wonderful thread, LIIW. Perhaps a learning point you can learn from in the future... that is, if you had enough humility to do such a thing.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 11:41:22 PM

You're just someone we keep around to watch you write and squirm... like a cat who has caught a mouse but doesn't quite want to devour it yet.

lmao no part of this is at all correct. I certainly don't still use paper, to say the least.
Also, I'm the cat, you're the... hmm. You seem to not even exist... what would that be called? Nonexistent seems too harsh. Perhaps extinct? (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Oxford_Dodo_display.jpg/1200px-Oxford_Dodo_display.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2024, 01:59:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on January 31, 2024, 08:09:49 AM

Oh, and that "chart" looks like something someone's Mom made for her imbecile child in a failed attempt to win a second grade science fair.

I'll admit - that did give me a great laugh.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 30, 2024, 11:41:22 PM

You're just someone we keep around to watch you writhe and squirm... like a cat who has caught a mouse but doesn't quite want to devour it yet.

Why did you seemingly "correct" my statement? It needed no correction...

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writhe (verb)
make twisting, squirming movements or contortions of the body.

Do NOT correct me. I know what I wrote and I meant what I wrote. Now you've taken what was a brilliantly executed sentence and DUMBED IT DOWN.

Who the *** 'writes and squirms'??

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/54/4e/ab/544eab16c0fba36e414a2cc978f9951d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on January 31, 2024, 03:45:32 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 04:08:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2024, 01:59:47 PM

I'll admit - that did give me a laugh.

Why did you seemingly "correct" my statement? It needed no correction...

Do NOT correct me. I know what I wrote and I meant what I wrote. Now you've taken what was a brilliantly executed sentence and DUMBED IT DOWN.

You originally wrote writes and squirms, so I took advantage of the typo.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 31, 2024, 01:59:47 PM

Who the *** 'writes and squirms'??

Only people who are really bad at typing.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on January 31, 2024, 03:45:32 PM

;D

PUT SOME GOSH DARN EFFORT INTO IT, RAVEL!  >:( :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on January 31, 2024, 08:52:48 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 04:08:55 PM

Only people who are really bad at typing.

Of course, "typing."  I'm sure the latest generation of nitwits are truly masters of that exquisite art.  So proficient are they that they have mastered the execution of entire sentences with only their thumbs.

Likely they don't even own a typewriter.

(https://i.ibb.co/QJ43D8x/262329db1718a7c56074513ca5287356ed4f9d4f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 09:46:35 PM

Is that a joke? I sold my typewriter about a week ago. Are you saying I should steal it back?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2024, 05:43:36 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 09:46:35 PM

Is that a joke? I sold my typewriter about a week ago. Are you saying I should steal it back?

See?  That's kind of funny.

I give credit for that.

Have a drink on me.  Go ahead!  You've earned it.  I take back some of those things I said about you.

(https://i.ibb.co/8gQvTW7/b31298bdad5a402dc0dd1e788881e521fdadc38e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2024, 05:44:52 AM

nm

forum glitchidik.

But, not one to waste an opportunity.....

(https://i.ibb.co/rpQWH9H/df29a2f3ed8a33ee08ec4ad4340b8a3d02e02fa3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on February 01, 2024, 05:56:45 AM

j_tour, that double posting really needs refining. If you want to post twice in a row, there's another thread for that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 01, 2024, 09:04:43 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 04:08:55 PM

You originally wrote writes and squirms, so I took advantage of the typo.

Nice try - there was no typo... I haven't edited the comment in any way. I wrote that comment first thing in the morning and then went out to work for the rest of the day. You misread it and made yourself look like even more of a fool, trying to correct me for something I didn't do.

For shame. For shame...

(https://y.yarn.co/4133d2cc-4860-4890-a8f9-23b0a01fd47e_text.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: emill on February 01, 2024, 09:58:53 AM

hhhmmmnnn....  feel like a pale blue dot --> ^.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 01, 2024, 10:39:14 AM

Quote from: transitional on February 01, 2024, 05:56:45 AM

j_tour, that double posting really needs refining. If you want to post twice in a row, there's another thread for that.

I think your eating me needs a good bit of improvement, because it's not very good as yet.  Ya no ya, cago in la concha de ta puta madre, puto.

(https://i.ibb.co/bQ9GXVg/c8dd3d4e8350e6fb23811eb949408566458a2f2b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2024, 09:32:56 AM

Quote from: emill on February 01, 2024, 09:58:53 AM

hhhmmmnnn....  feel like a pale blue dot -->

Except your pale blue dot isn't even blue... it's white.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 02, 2024, 09:38:56 AM

Good luck. 

(https://i.ibb.co/YZ1xkDQ/6065ecf0a4cf7d4e5c7cb10c8e501bc1eaa8ff9d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2024, 03:10:43 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 02, 2024, 09:38:56 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/YZ1xkDQ/6065ecf0a4cf7d4e5c7cb10c8e501bc1eaa8ff9d.jpg)

It really wasn't that hard...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 02, 2024, 03:15:32 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 31, 2024, 04:08:55 PM

You originally wrote writes and squirms, so I took advantage of the typo.Only people who are really bad at typing.PUT SOME GOSH DARN EFFORT INTO IT, RAVEL!  >:( :(

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 02, 2024, 11:12:30 PM

Don't see why you needed to quote what YOU originally wrote...

No one cared when you first posted it.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnYyaTFkcGI0cTIxYTJwNmJ5ZzU4MGtxbzd4bDZsZGt1aTlodTRiMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 03, 2024, 02:49:55 AM

I could write a witty response that would prove the demise of a certain person who's name has 2 p's.
On the other hand, this thread doesn't reward that kind of lengthy critique, since it can be invalidated by someone so stupid that all they can do is spam:

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 02, 2024, 03:15:32 PM

;D

Choices, choices!
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRC41-6G1ebCd62iRR1svF0sg4XubvrcjpwjjUWpMKhHSItup62bQcBwhyIW8iFSkmpqyU:https://danibald.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/choices-4.jpg&usqp=CAU)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2024, 08:26:41 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 03, 2024, 02:49:55 AM

I could write a witty response that would prove the demise of a certain person who's name has 2 p's.

I highly doubt it. You say you could, but doing is a whole other ball game.

I could say that I can write the great book of all time, pump out any old garbage and then claim that those who denigrate it are so stupid that all they can do is spam insults...

You couldn't prove my demise or even encourage it. I've been on here 10 years longer than you have.

Also Ravelfan07, Liszt-and-the-galops insulted you. Kill him... go for the jugular.

Maybe the great and almighty Nils can lock his '25th reply wins' thread after the 24th reply...    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2024, 10:26:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2024, 08:26:41 AM

Also Ravelfan07, Liszt-and-the-galops insulted you. Kill him... go for the jugular.

Prepare the feast! 

(https://i.ibb.co/LJd8jBT/7ca98a2e3caefa1006dacabd0f51a1b6bf2468e0.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2024, 03:04:33 PM

(https://aubtu.biz/images/3s/2021/10/30-Simple-But-Hilarious-One-Panel-Comics-That-You-Cant-Stop-Laughing-6.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 03, 2024, 11:53:16 PM

Sure.  And that's not what I mean when I said "let's play 'hangman,' the delightful word game."

(https://i.ibb.co/Fsc8dGK/hangman-figure-1024x1024.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2024, 12:51:44 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 03, 2024, 11:53:16 PM

Sure.  And that's not what I mean when I said "let's play 'hangman,' the delightful word game."

I don't recall you ever asking us to play hangman... Speaking of hanging though...

(https://i.ibb.co/d0xrfr2/Hang-Time.jpg)

And it is getting close to Lent & Easter...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 04, 2024, 10:53:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2024, 12:51:44 AM

And it is getting close to Lent & Easter...

You're so irreverent!  What a wonder of a gadfly you are and a marvelous corrective to we lost sheep.

But then you know all about that.

(https://i.ibb.co/6J14rmL/eadd02e378519c0b23333e760184f785ed1f7a12.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 04, 2024, 01:53:50 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 04, 2024, 10:09:27 PM

Like tiny divots.  Road apples.  Mild impediments.

(https://i.ibb.co/Ks1tPWg/55d1ba1ab05daad10120bf96af42832d8e1fe49a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 05, 2024, 01:44:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2024, 08:26:41 AM

Also Ravelfan07, Liszt-and-the-galops insulted you. Kill him... go for the jugular.

He hasn't been here in a while, and nor has transitional. Perhaps the two were murdered... We must find the culprit!


Just kidding, don't want to spend another week on something like that lol.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 03, 2024, 08:26:41 AM

Maybe the great and almighty Nils can lock his '25th reply wins' thread after the 24th reply ;D

That would honestly be hilarious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on February 05, 2024, 01:51:03 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 05, 2024, 01:44:07 AM

He hasn't been here in a while, and nor has transitional.

I haven't been killed, I've just been hiding in the corner from all this chaos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2024, 09:02:31 AM

Mommy!  Daddy!

Stop fighting!

All this chaos is ruining Christmas!

(https://i.ibb.co/njgtg3S/27503790-10214400293856705-4853791838872208476-o.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 05, 2024, 10:58:22 AM

Quote from: transitional on February 05, 2024, 01:51:03 AM

I haven't been killed, I've just been hiding in the corner from all this chaos.

But life THRIVES from chaos. This is the place to be ALIVE!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 05, 2024, 11:43:48 AM

Youtube channel Soft White Underbelly has done several videos on the Whitakers, an inbred family. Quite an interesting window into their lives.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 05, 2024, 12:36:13 PM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 05, 2024, 01:50:03 PM

Quote from: transitional on February 05, 2024, 01:51:03 AM

I haven't been killed, I've just been hiding in the corner from all this chaos.

Not sure what p_p is talking about...
That is a very reasonable thing to do in these chaotic times!
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 05, 2024, 03:55:08 PM

Just felt the need to post this:
16 of the last 18 posts on this forum were on either LPW or SLPW (majority on SPLW).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 06, 2024, 04:40:20 AM

Sod off, salad tosser.

(https://i.ibb.co/pPYVWLT/97e5a81a2aa504c70528f43f82ec0bc49f55d292.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2024, 09:02:47 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 05, 2024, 03:55:08 PM

Just felt the need to post this:
16 of the last 18 posts on this forum were on either LPW or SLPW (majority on SPLW).

When your forum gets to the 5-digit mark in terms of number of replies... let me know.

Till then... don't care.

Quote from: j_tour on February 06, 2024, 04:40:20 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/pPYVWLT/97e5a81a2aa504c70528f43f82ec0bc49f55d292.jpg)

I'm sure that would infuriate a lot of lesbians.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 06, 2024, 01:12:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 06, 2024, 09:02:47 AM

When your forum gets to the 5-digit mark in terms of number of replies... let me know.

2nd to last post wins surpassed the 5 digit mark a long time ago... we're at 12 digits now.
77.0000000000 replies, much more than  LPW's measly little 5 digits.  ;)

P.S as I'm sure you know, Transitional's thread was never meant for popularity, so this comment of yours is needless mudslinging. I'd have thought that a person who's been here for 15 years would know better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 07, 2024, 09:18:51 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 06, 2024, 01:12:42 PM

2nd to last post wins surpassed the 5 digit mark a long time ago...

Surpassed the 5-digit mark??? Yeah, if you're counting in Binary.    ;D

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 06, 2024, 01:12:42 PM

P.S as I'm sure you know, Transitional's thread was never meant for popularity

I don't think it was meant to be anything... there's literally no need for it and it's pointless. I mean, why not have a 3rd last post wins; a 10th last post wins...

You see my point.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2024, 10:10:19 AM

You're damned fool, p_p!

When you encourage these kids to speak, it makes them believe they're almost at human age!

It's very cruel.

Gets their hopes up.

(https://i.ibb.co/rMkCTk4/216286ae7c581724525fc8694d539e0599bd6306.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 08, 2024, 12:34:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 08, 2024, 10:10:19 AM

You're damned fool, p_p!

When you encourage these kids to speak, it makes them believe they're almost at human age!

It's very cruel.

Gets their hopes up.

(https://i.ibb.co/rMkCTk4/216286ae7c581724525fc8694d539e0599bd6306.jpg)

That is certainly one way of wording it

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 08, 2024, 12:47:40 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 08, 2024, 12:34:00 PM

That is certainly one way of wording it

Yes.  You're, of course, wrong, since it is the only of wording it.

But you get a C+ for your little effort.

(https://i.ibb.co/n1Tq26v/e322c6c04866b701b16a29fad4d61e88d5bf57aa.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 08, 2024, 12:59:38 PM

I'm too good, #16,197 and I WIN!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 01:18:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 08, 2024, 12:47:40 PM

Yes. You're, of course, wrong, since it is the only of wording it.

Yeah... that sentence structure gets a C+ as well.

Did we have a senile moment???

Again liszt-and-the-galops... It's been done before... by ME!!!

Don't try and imitate perfection... just try to be you: Inferior and docile, and without a sporting chance of winning.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 08, 2024, 01:52:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 01:18:00 PM

Again liszt-and-the-galops... It's been done before... by ME!!!

And I perfected it by making it even longer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 08, 2024, 05:51:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 08, 2024, 12:47:40 PM

Yes.  You're, of course, wrong, since it is the only of wording it.

But you get a C+ for your little effort.

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There is something wrong grammatically with this, I am sure of it………

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 08, 2024, 06:00:17 PM

Don't worry about j_tour's grammar; if there are any mistakes, he probably made them on purpose so we could get a good laugh and continue to have fun with this thread  :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 10:11:53 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 08, 2024, 01:52:54 PM

And I perfected it by making it even longer.

No... no you didn't. In fact, your formatting looks weird and it doesn't look attractive.

Try being creative and find you're own way of winning. Most of it has already been done by me over the last 10 years though, so good luck with that.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 08, 2024, 05:51:03 PM

There is something wrong grammatically with this, I am sure of it………

Yes, and I also point that out several hours before you. You don't read many of the other comments, do you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 09, 2024, 07:51:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 01:18:00 PM

Yeah... that sentence structure gets a C+ as well.

Elision of key semantic elements in rhetoric is a well known device cited in Quintilian, inter alii.

And, yeah, you can also bite a dog's bollocks. 

I'd bet you'd do really well at that.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2024, 08:45:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 09, 2024, 07:51:47 AM

And, yeah, you can also bite a dog's bollocks.

What a rather specific insult... do you go about all day thinking specifically about dogs bollocks???

Hope about other animal genitalia - do you think about that frequently as well?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 09, 2024, 10:06:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2024, 08:45:17 AM

Hope about other animal genitalia - do you think about that frequently as well?

Yeah, I "hope" [sic] about other "animal gentalia" pretty often.

Sometimes I charm my way into getting a finger or two damp, even, mirabile dictu.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 09, 2024, 01:10:18 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 10:11:53 PM

No... no you didn't. In fact, your formatting looks weird and it doesn't look attractive.

You're just jealous I won at winning. It's the exact same as yours and you know it.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 10:11:53 PM

Try being creative and find you're own way of winning.

My 3rd post on here was the first (and only) rickroll on this thread. ;)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 10:11:53 PM

Yes, and I also point that out several hours before you. You don't read many of the other comments, do you?

No, and he doesn't need to. All he needs to do is mindlessly spam random things in vain attempts at beating the rest of us.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2024, 11:52:56 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 09, 2024, 01:10:18 PM

All he needs to do is mindlessly spam random things in vain attempts at beating the rest of.

Like you do all the time? Got it.

Quote from: j_tour on February 09, 2024, 10:06:47 AM

Yeah, I "hope" [sic] about other "animal gentalia" pretty often.

Well... I'll admit - it's funny when it happens to others, but sucks when it happens to you.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 09, 2024, 01:10:18 PM

My 3rd post on here was the first (and only) rickroll on this thread

Hey... congrats - a meme that died out over a decade ago.    ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 10, 2024, 07:27:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2024, 11:52:56 PM

Hey... congrats - a meme that died out over a decade ago.    ::)

Stop encouraging these nitwits. 

I forbid it.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2024, 08:09:45 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 10, 2024, 07:27:47 AM

Stop encouraging these nitwits. 

I forbid it.

You realise I've never listened to you in the past, I'm not going to listen to you now.

I'll do as I damn well please.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2024, 07:46:00 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 10, 2024, 08:09:45 AM

You realise I've never listened to you in the past, I'm not going to listen to you now.

I'll do as I damn well please.    ;D

Well, then it's a good thing that you decided to put the lotion in the basket.

Because that's also what you should do.

It's agreed.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2024, 02:14:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 11, 2024, 07:46:00 AM

Well, then it's a good thing that you decided to put the lotion in the basket.

Because that's also what you should do.

What in the *** are you talking about??? I'm not some poor kidnapped girl, and you are not Ted Levine.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 11, 2024, 11:37:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 11, 2024, 02:14:15 PM

I'm not some poor kidnapped girl, and you are not Ted Levine.

I am Ted Levine, and you're not.

You are going to put the lotion in the basket.

Do you know why?

Because that's how you win the prize. 

And you do like to win the prize, don't you?

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 12, 2024, 01:10:10 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 09, 2024, 11:52:56 PM

Like you do all the time? Got it.

I'm not near as bad as that other guy... The fact that you would mix us up is shocking and disappointing.
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2024, 05:11:47 AM

Funny thing is that little kids don't get as much work in the practice of vivisection as they used to.

Shame, really.

But I suppose they'll do as subjects.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 12, 2024, 09:56:47 AM

Well, there's enough idiot drivers on the roads to keep the organ donor list full and raring to go.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 12, 2024, 12:36:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 08, 2024, 10:11:53 PM

No... no you didn't. In fact, your formatting looks weird and it doesn't look attractive.

Try being creative and find you're own way of winning. Most of it has already been done by me over the last 10 years though, so good luck with that.

Yes, and I also point that out several hours before you. You don't read many of the other comments, do you?

That last comment was incredibly passive aggressive, bruh

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 12, 2024, 02:54:07 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 12, 2024, 12:36:06 PM

That last comment was incredibly passive aggressive, bruh

Elizabeth Banks, who was an actress, birthed a creature once.  Probably.  I've no idea.  If she had, it would probably resemble someone like you or your twin brother.

You two children cannot be distinguished.

Face like a frying pan, head like a dildo. Dumb as posts.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2024, 08:47:47 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 12, 2024, 12:36:06 PM

That last comment was incredibly passive aggressive, bruh

Next time I'll try on 'full-aggressive... slash psychotic'.

Is that better???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 13, 2024, 11:42:53 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2024, 08:47:47 AM

Next time I'll try on 'full-aggressive... slash psychotic'.

Is that better???

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What have you done, Ravel???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2024, 07:32:01 AM

Everybody has to take a beating sometime.

Some people need a little extra.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2024, 10:17:08 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 14, 2024, 07:32:01 AM

Everybody has to take a beating sometime.

Some people need a little extra.

Always happy to dole out extra beatings... just say the word.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 14, 2024, 12:40:07 PM

You boys stop slapping each other with limp wrists.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 14, 2024, 01:54:21 PM

pregnant dog please... I like to use the hammers that God gave us...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 14, 2024, 04:09:04 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 29, 2024, 01:44:05 PM

I think what's going to be most amusing is having people try to guess what they subject matter is.

A bit late, but this just came up and I had to mention it:
Is that Void termina pogging?
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 14, 2024, 08:35:32 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 14, 2024, 04:09:04 PM

A bit late, but this just came up and I had to mention it

You could be right!  I'm sure it is "terminal pegging"!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 14, 2024, 09:13:25 PM

Nope. No typos. Figure it out! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 15, 2024, 06:42:59 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 14, 2024, 09:13:25 PM

Nope. No typos. Figure it out! :)

no u

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 15, 2024, 10:17:04 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2024, 06:42:59 AM

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It's not as big as his arsehole??? Is that the problem???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 15, 2024, 02:44:34 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 15, 2024, 06:42:59 AM

no u

I know what brought it up, it's your job to try and figure it out. In case you forgot, here it is:
Is that Void termina pogging?
I encourage those who normally hide in the shadows to try to figure it out as well; it's a hard one!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2024, 09:07:38 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 15, 2024, 02:44:34 PM

I know what brought it up, it's your job to try and figure it out. In case you forgot, here it is:
Is that Void termina pogging?
I encourage those who normally hide in the shadows to try to figure it out as well; it's a hard one!

Like the use of the word 'YOLO' and the 'Macarena'... Latin is dead.

Accept it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2024, 10:10:56 AM

Well, I can tell some people don't want win.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 16, 2024, 11:29:46 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2024, 09:07:38 AM

Like the use of the word 'YOLO' and the 'Macarena'... Latin is dead.

Accept it.

yolo being dead is news to me, and that ain't latin. If you don't know what pogging means, look it up; I had to, and I read it in context! :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2024, 01:40:52 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 16, 2024, 11:29:46 AM

yolo being dead is news to me, but that ain't latin.

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Yes, I know YOLO is NOT latin... but I said 'Like the use of YOLO... Latin is dead'.

It's like talking to a bunch of monkeys.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 16, 2024, 03:55:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2024, 01:40:52 PM

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Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2024, 01:40:52 PM

Yes, I know YOLO is NOT latin... but I said 'Like the use of YOLO... Latin is dead'.

It's like talking to a bunch of monkeys.

Deliberately misinterpreting what I said is not legal in this game, P_P.
If you really didn't understand, I was saying pogging isn't latin.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 16, 2024, 08:42:38 PM

Children are tedious, and must be exterminated.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2024, 12:18:00 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 16, 2024, 03:55:40 PM

Deliberately misinterpreting what I said is not legal in this game, P_P.

I wasn't deliberately misinterpreting what you said - you're just bad at making your sentences clear.

In the case of saying:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 16, 2024, 11:29:46 AM

yolo being dead is news to me, and that ain't latin.

One would naturally infer that you were referencing Yolo as not being Latin since no other term was used in the sentence that you're referring to.

Had you said:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 16, 2024, 11:29:46 AM

Pogging being dead is news to me, and that ain't Latin.

Then one would assume that you meant Pogging isn't a latin word. However you didn't...

...so you still lose. Please spend your valuable time getting better acquainted with the rules of the English language.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 17, 2024, 03:20:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2024, 12:18:00 AM

...so you still lose. Please spend time getting better acquainted with the rules of the English language.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2024, 05:39:27 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 17, 2024, 07:07:05 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 16, 2024, 01:40:52 PM

Yes, I know YOLO is NOT latin... but I said 'Like the use of YOLO... Latin is dead'.

Yes, but you've forgot ex falso quodlibet.

Some little runt can run amok making up nonstandard interpretations, and according to the most common semantics for FOPL or PL, any false statement materially entails a true phrase.

So, in the mind of whichever litle puss was speaking (no, I cannot distinguish them), "Blue poggles in the sky, therefore YOLO's delight."

That there were no poggles, or whatever fraggleMinions some idiot is yammering on about, renders the statement true.

However, there's about to be an unpleasant encounter.

(https://i.ibb.co/GnqSx85/bf9c8e8f7061444e412e1925d0aec88511e1dcbc.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2024, 01:11:38 AM

I don't know what a Poggle is... but I don't care.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122452/87015936/Out-Of-Context-Comics-20.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 18, 2024, 07:51:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 18, 2024, 01:11:38 AM

I don't know what a Poggle is... but I don't care.

Doesn't matter. 

I just think of the emissions from these toddlers as spittle about the mouth of a deranged mental patient.

Probably should put them in a sack and throw them in a deep pool of water.

(https://i.ibb.co/7gL6X6t/a2d057fb0d30d137f51b604fcc7eb58102677d55-2-273x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2024, 08:45:31 AM

I think the Geneva Convention frowns upon that sort of behaviour... but it would make the world a better place.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122240/87015916/Out-Of-Context-Comics-03.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 19, 2024, 09:31:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2024, 08:45:31 AM

I think the Geneva Convention frowns upon that sort of behaviour... but it would make the world a better place.

I was in Geneva once.  Fairly pleasant place to grab a few beers and people watch.  People I encountered spoke French, standard German (as well as, I assume, Swiss German), English, and some Italian.

Their wristwatches, though....give me a Seiko or a Citizen anytime.  Ain't nobody got time to fiddle with mechanical horologeries.

You should share the following picture with your young disciples.  Perhaps they will notice some irregularities.

(https://i.ibb.co/Qmc7jVn/2Al0n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2024, 10:26:14 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 19, 2024, 09:31:03 AM

You should share the following picture with your young disciples.  Perhaps they will notice some irregularities.

Disciples??? Do I look like some sort of cult leader to you???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2024, 03:21:33 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 19, 2024, 10:26:14 AM

Disciples??? Do I look like some sort of cult leader to you???

Not necessarily "leader."  But very, very intimate.

(https://i.ibb.co/h8RjpCx/1e96c99e0c470cfe0fcebbfd6051795cd47ba92a-2-374x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2024, 08:40:08 AM

I can't be arsed writing something clever - it's 38 degrees celsius here in Australia... and my mind can't thingy its thing... you know the thing...

...aww, *** it - picture...

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122643/87015955/Out-Of-Context-Comics-40.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 20, 2024, 12:45:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 13, 2024, 08:47:47 AM

Next time I'll try on 'full-aggressive... slash psychotic'.

Is that better???

Just write a whole paragraph insulting me, I’ll follow with one insulting you
 Everyone else can decide who won, agreed or nah?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 20, 2024, 12:47:15 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on February 14, 2024, 12:40:07 PM

You boys stop slapping each other with limp wrists.

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-29-2015/pp9vj4.gif)

Pianists actually have stronger wrists and hands than average, so acktually they aren’t limp 😤😤😤😤😤😤

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2024, 02:15:05 PM

Seriously??? What's with the double post... this isn't the 2nd to last post wins thread...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 20, 2024, 10:04:55 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/1fw3dpf/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 21, 2024, 08:54:11 AM

I'm thinking that's either the worlds smallest violin...

...or how J_Tour gets himself off each night.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 21, 2024, 12:00:21 PM

Wrong, he's rolling a booger between his fingers and getting ready to flick it in your eye.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 21, 2024, 08:22:01 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 17, 2024, 05:39:27 AM

(https://cdn.drawception.com/drawings/553835/FC7kKjtgBO.png)

(https://preview.redd.it/give-me-your-reaction-images-v0-u7986ajlzdec1.png?width=967&format=png&auto=webp&s=96414798f53ce91ca397752b0235e050b243b6eb)
How much time did you spend making that?!?!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 22, 2024, 12:36:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 20, 2024, 02:15:05 PM

Seriously??? What's with the double post... this isn't the 2nd to last post wins thread...

 ::)

I’m literally just responding to 2 messages lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 22, 2024, 12:39:16 AM

Yo
Should we do diss tracks on each other?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2024, 06:45:29 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 22, 2024, 12:39:16 AM

Yo
Should we do diss tracks on each other?

You and Beavis should totally do it on each other.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2024, 07:50:20 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 22, 2024, 12:36:49 AM

I’m literally just responding to 2 messages lol

You do realise you can respond to 2 messages with just the one message???

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 21, 2024, 08:22:01 PM

How much time did you spend making that?!?!

None - the internet is already full of the most wonderful things.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 22, 2024, 01:15:55 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 22, 2024, 07:50:20 AM

You do realise you can respond to 2 messages with just the one message???

None - the internet is already full of the most wonderful things.

Nah, didn’t know that
On mobile btw, how do I do that

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 22, 2024, 09:30:10 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 22, 2024, 01:15:55 PM

On mobile btw, how do I do that

You manifest it with powerful will, a commanding physique, and perfect form.

(https://i.ibb.co/qDc1fC9/HlHHb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2024, 08:54:43 AM

I don't lift anything - sounds like too much work. I always claim I have to watch my hands and keep them in top form.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122420/87015933/Out-Of-Context-Comics-19.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 24, 2024, 09:38:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2024, 08:54:43 AM

I don't lift anything - sounds like too much work. I always claim I have to watch my hands and keep them in top form.

I'm sure you know all about watching your hands for signs of abnormal hirsutism while lifting the smallest of weights.

(https://i.ibb.co/3mF371h/Screenshot-2024-02-23-01-29-03.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 24, 2024, 04:26:53 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 23, 2024, 08:54:43 AM

I don't lift anything - sounds like too much work. I always claim I have to watch my hands and keep them in top form.

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122420/87015933/Out-Of-Context-Comics-19.png)

Aw cmon man
Be a gymbro and a pianist (like me!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2024, 12:40:47 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 24, 2024, 04:26:53 PM

Aw cmon man
Be a gymbro and a pianist (like me!)

I'm a pianist... I just choose not to lift sh*t. Buggers up your wrists...

Same with Tennis - all those serves lock up your wrist and don't help your fluency.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on February 25, 2024, 12:53:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2024, 12:40:47 AM

I'm a pianist... I just choose not to lift sh*t. Buggers up your wrists...

Same with Tennis - all those serves lock up your wrist and don't help your fluency.

So fragile.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2024, 07:31:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 24, 2024, 09:38:20 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/3mF371h/Screenshot-2024-02-23-01-29-03.png)

Why did I not see this image before... gave me a great laugh... very enjoyable.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 25, 2024, 09:41:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2024, 07:31:21 AM

Why did I not see this image before... gave me a great laugh... very enjoyable.

Thank you.

Give yourself a hand.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 25, 2024, 11:26:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 25, 2024, 12:40:47 AM

I'm a pianist... I just choose not to lift sh*t. Buggers up your wrists...

Same with Tennis - all those serves lock up your wrist and don't help your fluency.

Not really, unless you have terrible wrists already or use bad technique, you should be fine
Be a Zyzz brah my guy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 26, 2024, 12:52:12 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/f0khhFb/197d809896e86c65d14f91362cfe6e21cf91823d.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2024, 09:36:42 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 25, 2024, 11:26:24 PM

Be a Zyzz brah my guy

No offense, but that guy looks like all the brain cells that SHOULD be located in his cranium have migrated into his 6-pack...

I'll keep my intelligence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 26, 2024, 01:10:09 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2024, 09:36:42 AM

No offense, but that guy looks like all the brain cells that SHOULD be located in his cranium have migrated into his 12-pack...

I'll keep my intelligence.

For once, I agree.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2024, 02:06:06 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 26, 2024, 01:10:09 PM

For once, I agree.

Much like this twat...

And to think there were people who called him a 'hero' and practically worshipped this fuckstain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 26, 2024, 10:20:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2024, 09:36:42 AM

No offense, but that guy looks like all the brain cells that SHOULD be located in his cranium have migrated into his 6-pack...

I'll keep my intelligence.

I love the old stereotypes that gym bros are dumb (can’t take em seriously)
Be quiet nerd 🤓

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 26, 2024, 10:21:56 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 26, 2024, 01:10:09 PM

For once, I agree.

Ah, the infamous dog pile
How brave lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 26, 2024, 10:23:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 26, 2024, 02:06:06 PM

Much like this twat...

And to think there were people who called him a 'hero' and practically worshipped this fuckstain.

Respectfully, who tf is this?
You’re literally Don Quixote chasing windmills lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2024, 09:02:36 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 26, 2024, 10:23:39 PM

Respectfully, who tf is this?

As I said - he's some fuckstain who had a party at his house, causing $20K worth of damage while his parents are away, refused to acknowledge he was in the wrong and became a symbol for the stance for pro-abortion... albeit it's about 30-something years too late to correct that mistake.

He also assaulted a disabled man suffering from cancer while riding on a scooter... so clearly not an upstanding citizen of Australia...

aka... a *** tosser.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 27, 2024, 05:06:42 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 26, 2024, 10:20:43 PM

Be quiet nerd 🤓

What kind of life could you possibly lead that makes you so desperate for terrible insults?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 27, 2024, 08:55:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 27, 2024, 09:02:36 AM

a symbol for the stance for pro-abortion... albeit it's about 30-something years too late to correct that mistake.

That's not too late.  With enough determination and a wire coat hanger, it could still be done.

Looks like a nerd, though.  Somebody should probably just give him a swirly and maybe a savage beating.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 27, 2024, 09:02:38 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 27, 2024, 08:55:00 PM

average savage beating, nerd.

..._{what the hell.}...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 27, 2024, 11:03:59 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 27, 2024, 05:06:42 PM

What kind of life could you possibly lead that makes you so desperate for terrible insults?

dude it’s literally sarcasm

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2024, 09:07:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on February 27, 2024, 08:55:00 PM

That's not too late.  With enough determination and a wire coat hanger, it could still be done.

Looks like a nerd, though.  Somebody should probably just give him a swirly and maybe a savage beating

I don't think you can beat the 'stupid' out of someone... otherwise our community and world would be a lot better...

...a lot more sore and bruised, but better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 28, 2024, 11:56:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2024, 09:07:52 AM

I don't think you can beat the 'stupid' out of someone... otherwise our community and world would be a lot better...

...a lot more sore and bruised, but better.

Oh, a good curbie can solve many problems.

Durwood Kirby, of course.  Face down, open face sandwich.

Guaranteed to solve what ails.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 28, 2024, 12:35:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 28, 2024, 09:07:52 AM

a lot more sore and bruised, but better.

True. That includes everyone here who posts regularly (except j_tour and maybe me), though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 28, 2024, 01:19:20 PM

Quote from: j_tour on February 27, 2024, 08:55:00 PM

That's not too late.  With enough determination and a wire coat hanger, it could still be done.

Looks like a nerd, though.  Somebody should probably just give him a swirly and maybe a savage beating.

I’m literally going to take his lunch money, what a geek 🙄

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 28, 2024, 02:59:50 PM

Oh hey, I found the same ignore list p_p found...
now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on February 29, 2024, 08:25:28 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 28, 2024, 02:59:50 PM

Oh hey, I found the same blocklist p_p found...
now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

Nerds. 

(https://i.ibb.co/jDkWLTc/3045855bfcf1d28f7b0cc55059a7aa848636fccb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 08:46:59 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 28, 2024, 12:35:06 PM

True. That includes everyone here who posts regularly, though.

That's mean to say about J_Tour... he's an idyllic and fantastic member of our forum.

Shame on you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 11:30:57 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 08:46:59 AM

That's mean to say about J_Tour... he's an idyllic and fantastic member of our forum.

He also deliberately acts dumb so we can all get a good laugh. Truly altruistic.
Also, the misquotes are getting out of hand...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 11:42:30 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 11:30:57 AM

Perfect_Pitch should rightly win this forum because he is brilliant, amazing and completely superior to me in every single way. I know my attempts to beat him are futile, but I do it as it is the only activity that gives me a reason to get up every morning.

What misquotes???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 29, 2024, 12:33:51 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 28, 2024, 02:59:50 PM

Oh hey, I found the same blocklist p_p found...
now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

Blocking me?
Really?
Dude literally can’t take a joke, must’ve hit a chord (badum tsch!)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 01:10:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 11:42:30 AM

Alright, I give up. Screw this thread, I'm out. Good luck to all of you (especially Liszt-and-the-Galops and Transitional; you two deserve to win this thread the most by far), and see you in the other threads.

If I really thought you were superior to me, then why would I have given up knowing your surrender is just around the corner?
Essentially, this thread is WW1, p_p is Germany, Transitional is the UK, j_tour is the rest of the central powers, LIIW is the rest of the allies, and I'm the US. My entry has marked a turning point in this war thread, and we will soon win.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 02:09:32 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 29, 2024, 12:33:51 PM

Blocking me?
Really?
Dude literally can’t take a joke, must’ve hit a chord (badum tsch!)

First of all... I haven't blocked anyone - for the record... at least no one on this forum.

The only 2 people I have blocked is some guy who went on and on about Sxrxbjx, and one particular user who posted the same god damn video about how pianists today were all playing wrong... (I think we all know which video that was)... especially since he posted it almost 30 times.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 05:09:07 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 02:09:32 PM

I haven't blocked anyone

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2023, 11:32:06 AM

Oh look - I found the ignore list. Now I can just ignore the ramblings... and move on with this thread.

Not even a fake; page 318 of this thread

Both times the "ignore list" was mentioned, it wasn't followed through on because it doesn't actually exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on February 29, 2024, 06:36:45 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 05:09:07 PM

Not even a fake; page 318 of this thread

Both times the "ignore list" was mentioned, it wasn't followed through on because it doesn't actually exist.

What a welcoming community lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 06:51:08 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on February 29, 2024, 06:36:45 PM

What a welcoming community lol

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :/

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 01, 2024, 12:08:02 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 06:51:08 PM

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :/

So sad that this forum feels so polarizing.

1% of the people post 60% of the forum's posts only on one thread.
98% post 40% of the forum's posts to adhere to the forum's original purpose.

We're really the outliers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 01, 2024, 12:13:52 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 06:51:08 PM

If you don't like the thread, don't post in it. :/

I’ve literally been non-stop posting in this thread since January
I like it, just commented on how offended y’all got over a pretty silly joke I made

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 01, 2024, 12:42:17 AM

Quote from: transitional on March 01, 2024, 12:08:02 AM

1% of the people post 60% of the forum's posts only on one thread.
98% post 40% of the forum's posts to adhere to the forum's original purpose.

Last post wins doesn't even account for 10% of the posts on the "anything but piano" board. The only ones who frequent this thread who are in the top ten posters are LIIW and p_p. I know it feels like a lot, but this thread hardly accounts for 2% of all the posts on the forum.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 01, 2024, 12:13:52 AM

joke I made

What joke?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 01, 2024, 01:32:43 AM

Wow.  You guys are like really deep and stuff.

Lot of thought going on here. 

Sounds like a real knights of the round table.  Wouldst thou care for a dram of mead poured in a leather goblet, or wouldst thou prefer to battle with broadswords, as Highlanders have done for an eternity?

Just play it a little slower, is all I ask, for I am not as quick as a nerd quibbling over a set of magic card gathering pokemon poglins and jedi ewoks or whatever you princess ponies do.

(https://i.ibb.co/chBH92g/Screenshot-2024-02-25-13-20-42.png)

Quote from: transitional on March 01, 2024, 12:08:02 AM

98% post 40% of the forum's posts to adhere to the forum's original purpose.

Indeed!  Verily one must enchant the musical ear with the magic of Sxrxbxx, but first I must ask my teacher permission if I can play scales with in thirds and sixths, even if very slowly, and also if my arpeggios are fully prepared to start playing Chopin. 

My teacher said I cannot learn that yet, therefore I will abstain.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2024, 09:49:41 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 29, 2024, 05:09:07 PM

Not even a fake; page 318 of this thread

I didn't actually go so far to actually ignore anyone (except for those two users I mentioned, but they don't post here)... I just said that to annoy you. It was any empty threat for goodness sake...

Man... someone is uptight... and it ain't me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 01, 2024, 01:09:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2024, 09:49:41 AM

I just said that to annoy you. It was any empty threat for goodness sake...

If you'll notice, I ignored that message because there is no ignore list.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2024, 09:49:41 AM

someone is uptight... and it ain't me.

If you think it's me, you're wrong lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2024, 02:57:58 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 01, 2024, 01:09:44 PM

If you think it's me, you're wrong lol.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8LWfQ-WlgJg/sddefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 01, 2024, 03:29:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 01, 2024, 02:57:58 PM

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8LWfQ-WlgJg/sddefault.jpg)

(https://i.redd.it/5toe6l5kqh231.jpg)
I mean, does this look like someone who's uptight?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 02, 2024, 12:06:52 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 01, 2024, 03:29:29 PM

I mean, does this look like someone who's uptight?

(https://cdn.drawception.com/drawings/553835/FC7kKjtgBO.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 02, 2024, 03:27:52 PM

This is an exciting mystery you guys are onto.  I feel like the solutions to ancient problems are nearly at hand.

(https://i.ibb.co/tDLJKHM/Screenshot-2024-02-26-16-03-42.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2024, 02:09:42 AM

J_Tour... we're having a serious discussion and you bring TV shows into it???

Have you no shame???



(Oh, wait - you don't.)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 03, 2024, 12:45:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2024, 02:09:42 AM

J_Tour... we're having a serious discussion

(https://i.ibb.co/BgfqNkr/392b051500239c26bc19adf9e2b06407c5c19124.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2024, 03:53:00 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 03, 2024, 12:45:05 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/BgfqNkr/392b051500239c26bc19adf9e2b06407c5c19124.gif)

I don't know who that's meant to be referencing, or who the actor is... or why...

...but I don't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 04, 2024, 03:37:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 03, 2024, 03:53:00 PM

I don't know who that's meant to be referencing, or who the actor is... or why...

...but I don't care.

Uh huh.

I see you're behind on your payments for infantile paralysis this month. 

Practice makes perfect.  You'll perfect your technique soon enough, and then we'll no longer need the fund.

(https://i.ibb.co/vXvQS8J/e14e4286dede27cd1fb0fbffdc1bb1d0ea5fe006.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2024, 05:11:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 04, 2024, 03:37:50 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/vXvQS8J/e14e4286dede27cd1fb0fbffdc1bb1d0ea5fe006.jpg)

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122643/87015955/Out-Of-Context-Comics-40.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 12:25:40 PM

Once again, I couldn't care less about what could possibly be happening outside my bubble of solitude.
In other words, FREE WIN!!!
 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ;D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 04, 2024, 12:32:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 01, 2024, 12:42:17 AM

Last post wins doesn't even account for 10% of the posts on the "anything but piano" board. The only ones who frequent this thread who are in the top ten posters are LIIW and p_p. I know it feels like a lot, but this thread hardly accounts for 2% of all the posts on the forum.What joke?

Wait a second
Dang, I completely misunderstood what happened
My bad man

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 01:03:33 PM

Does anyone other than Ravelfan know what he just said?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 04, 2024, 03:19:47 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 01:03:33 PM

Does anyone other than Ravelfan know what he just said?

I just misunderstood what happened
Was apologizing for it

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 03:37:02 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 04, 2024, 03:19:47 PM

I just misunderstood what happened

And no one understood it :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 04, 2024, 10:10:17 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 03:37:02 PM

And no one understood it :(

No one cared...  :)

It's all about the winning, baby.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 10:20:42 PM

Quote from: Liszt-and-the-the-Galops, perfect_pitch on March 04, 2024, 10:10:17 PM

No one understood, no one cared

Such a happy ending.
Also, caught you within 10 minutes. New record!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 05, 2024, 09:17:58 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 10:20:42 PM

Such a happy ending.
Also, caught you within 10 minutes. New record!

Maybe for you - my new record is 6 seconds. Can't remember who it was, but I felt bloody proud.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 05, 2024, 11:52:46 AM

Personal records are still records.
Edit: found that my actual record response time is 5 minutes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 05, 2024, 04:04:02 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 04, 2024, 03:37:02 PM

And no one understood it :(

lol, real

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 05, 2024, 04:07:51 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 05, 2024, 04:04:02 PM

lol, real

5 minute response time

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 05, 2024, 04:21:02 PM

Quote from: transitional on March 05, 2024, 04:07:51 PM

5 minute response time

You tied my record :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 05, 2024, 04:24:09 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 05, 2024, 04:21:02 PM

You tied my record :)

3 mins response time

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 05, 2024, 04:47:23 PM

Quote from: transitional on March 05, 2024, 04:24:09 PM

3 mins response time

dang it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 06, 2024, 08:25:33 AM

In motu proprio.

You kids must be super fun at parties, what with all the bitching and hollering at each other.

(https://i.ibb.co/qmfYPDs/cd73003a49cfeaad85be4beeef2a15f7391b23c5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2024, 09:42:16 AM

I've always known Superman to be a bit of a dick...

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122345/87015926/Out-Of-Context-Comics-11.jpg)

Just can't let anyone have fun.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 06, 2024, 11:29:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2024, 09:42:16 AM

I've always known Superman to be a bit of a dick...

And that's why I don't care about comics.

Also, yay for me 300 posts.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 06, 2024, 12:38:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2024, 09:42:16 AM

I've always known Superman to be a bit of a dick...

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122345/87015926/Out-Of-Context-Comics-11.jpg)

Just can't let anyone have fun.

Aren’t almost all superheroes kinda a dick?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 06, 2024, 12:59:21 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 06, 2024, 12:38:44 PM

Aren’t almost all superheroes kinda a dick?

As far as I'm aware.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 06, 2024, 01:22:30 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 06, 2024, 12:59:21 PM

As far as I'm aware.

Batman is literally just a guy with money and knows some fighting skills

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 06, 2024, 01:42:41 PM

Isn't that literally 2/3rds of them?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 06, 2024, 02:14:00 PM

Deadpool seems like a pretty good guy...

Imagine having Ryan Reynolds as a friend... and superhero.

(https://www.comicbookherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Domino-Hotshots-2-scaled.jpg)

That would be *** AWESOME!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 06, 2024, 02:45:03 PM

Personally, I don't like the concept of breaking the 4th wall, unless it's done in a subtle or cute way (eg. eating a boss's health bar).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 06, 2024, 11:52:21 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 06, 2024, 02:45:03 PM

Personally, I don't like the concept of breaking the 4th wall, unless it's done in a subtle or cute way (eg. eating a boss's health bar).

Although it can be kinda unsettling
I really like 4th wall breaks, usually pretty good comedic reliefs

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 07, 2024, 01:27:45 AM

I have achieved post #16334 and am now winning.
(https://fydn.imgix.net/m%2Fgen%2Fcanvas-square-p1%2F06247e32-37d2-4cc8-ba7f-88e7dfb50f6a.jpg?auto=format%2Ccompress&q=75)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 07, 2024, 07:44:55 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 07, 2024, 01:27:45 AM

I have achieved post #16334 and am now winning.

Might want to hold off on the celebrating, chief.

16384 would be a good number, for example.

(https://i.ibb.co/YQNyHzS/71c5b6a455d0ca2dee31dd466eea8a8a3b59b812.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 07, 2024, 08:05:37 AM

Watch this for 16384 seconds or more.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2024, 09:00:50 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 07, 2024, 08:05:37 AM

Seriously... why do people make these videos. Who the *** would want to watch that for 10 *** hours straight???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 07, 2024, 12:32:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2024, 09:00:50 AM

Seriously... why do people make these videos. Who the *** would want to watch that for 10 *** hours straight???

Seriously
They are overall pretty useless, only made for people to say “WHAT, 10 hours!?!?” And then watch 30 seconds of it before clicking off

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 07, 2024, 01:12:52 PM

My battery is almost dead, so rapid post!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 07, 2024, 01:25:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2024, 09:00:50 AM

Seriously... why do people make these videos. Who the *** would want to watch that for 10 *** hours straight???

Maybe those on magic mushrooms or something?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2024, 02:10:37 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 07, 2024, 01:12:52 PM

My battery is almost dead, so rapid post!

Weren't you the one complaining not that long ago about low-brow posts without any real substance???

For shame...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 07, 2024, 03:23:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 07, 2024, 02:10:37 PM

Weren't you the one complaining not that long ago about low-brow posts without any real substance???

For shame...

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 07, 2024, 03:29:28 PM

I win!
Also, no. That was you...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on February 29, 2024, 08:46:59 AM

These people think they can win with such short and simple posts...

Shame on you.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on November 28, 2023, 11:32:06 AM

[in reference to my dictionary stunt] What a lazy excuse to add extra posts. Surely you have the capability to participate with some ACTUALLY meaningful posts?

And that's just the ones I remember off the top of my head. I'm sure there are hundreds more hiding within the far reaches of this thread...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2024, 08:13:50 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 07, 2024, 01:25:51 PM

Maybe those on magic mushrooms or something?

Pianists don't do drugs.  They get their hip replacements au naturel, and without pharmaceutical aid.

(https://i.ibb.co/60txX1k/maxresdefault1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 10:28:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 08, 2024, 08:13:50 AM

Pianists don't do drugs.

Right, the drugs do them.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2024, 10:31:42 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 10:28:26 AM

Right, the drugs do them.

(https://media.tenor.com/qb1_0VmhyRIAAAAe/drugs-are-bad-mkay.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 11:31:39 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 10:28:26 AM

Right, the drugs do them.

Is there any reason (other than winningness) that you're able to constantly make such hilarious jokes?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 12:16:45 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 11:31:39 AM

Is there any reason (other than winningness) that you're able to constantly make such hilarious jokes?

It's no laughing matter! 😐

Hee hee haaa haaa!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 12:54:34 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 12:16:45 PM

It's no laughing matter! 😐

Hee hee haaa haaa!!

If I see so much as a smirk, I will be calling the police!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 12:59:44 PM

My browser has decided to block that video, so have a Liszt image to celebrate 5 minute response time.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/81/b3/ea81b3d85b4ac8354eccb87fe12e31c9.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:09:11 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 12:59:44 PM

My browser has decided to block that video, so have a Liszt image to celebrate 5 minute response time.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/81/b3/ea81b3d85b4ac8354eccb87fe12e31c9.jpg)

10 minutes ain’t so bad, eh?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:09:22 PM

 11 second response time.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU0Ce3wXgAUX-Sn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:11:36 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:09:22 PM

11 second response time.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU0Ce3wXgAUX-Sn.jpg)

2 minutes 😎

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:11:45 PM

I win!
9 seconds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:12:33 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:11:45 PM

I win!

Literally immediate 💀

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:12:50 PM

I am so full of winningness that I can respond near-instantly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:13:55 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:12:50 PM

I am so full of winningness that I can respond near-instantly.

Liszt is literally just that powerful

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:14:03 PM

Accept your fate. You cannot beat me. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:16:19 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:14:03 PM

Accept your fate. You cannot beat me. ;D

Soon……
I will……..

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:16:35 PM

I win again!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:19:29 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:16:35 PM

I win again!

I will again!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:19:45 PM

Time for you to give in.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 08, 2024, 01:21:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:19:45 PM

Time for you to give in.

Never

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:21:53 PM

I keep winning and you keep losing.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:23:05 PM

It's official: this is a last post wins forum.
Source: 17 of the last 18 posts were last post wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 02:33:39 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:23:05 PM

It's official: this is a last post wins forum.
Source: 17 of the last 18 posts were last post wins.

All your base are belong to us.


Reply #90 on: June 03, 2013, 03:58:39 PM

The ultimate win for almost 7 months. You're welcome.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2024, 02:46:33 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 12:16:45 PM

I really hate that *** thing... it's not even a song. It's like a terrible deranged monologue synced to a awful backing track; something so cheesy that you'd find on a TikTok video.

*** awful...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 01:11:45 PM

I win!
7 seconds.

(https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-ehSgWy1loPITfsPz-5y9odQ-t500x500.jpg)
According to the timestamps... it's 9 seconds. That's an entire 3 seconds or 50% more pathetic than my win of 6 seconds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 03:31:22 PM

Not all of us are professional button mashers...
Also, you had one reply in 6 seconds. I had 4 replies within 9 seconds. I'd say I win ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 08, 2024, 08:56:08 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 12:16:45 PM

It's no laughing matter! 😐

It may be no laughing matter, but many pursuits of pianists are hanging matters:  capital crimes.

They're dodgy, the lot of them.

(https://i.ibb.co/p1D5h1K/644e8a0e11c6aa07c75985803bbf1703c0d58793.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 08, 2024, 11:53:18 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 08, 2024, 03:31:22 PM

Not all of us are professional button mashers...
Also, you had one reply in 6 seconds. I had 4 replies within 9 seconds. I'd say I win ;)

I'm not a professional button masher - I just happened to be on it that day.

And no... 4 replies within 9 seconds doesn't let you win. If you ever get a single post within 5 seconds of me posting - THEN you can say, you won.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 09, 2024, 11:25:34 AM

I think you guys have to get over who is fastest and pet a dog

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 09, 2024, 11:07:54 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 09, 2024, 11:25:34 AM

a dog

I'm going to cat you into next week.
(https://static.miraheze.org/rainworldwiki/thumb/a/a4/SaintMainMenuSprite2.png/128px-SaintMainMenuSprite2.png)







In all honesty, I've loved that video for years and I still love that video.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2024, 01:35:41 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 09, 2024, 11:07:54 PM

I'm going to cat you into next week.

I definitely prefer cats than dogs. Cats make you work for their love and attention.

If you release a dog into the wild... first thing it would beg for is to be scratched behind the ears.
Release a cat into the wild - it's going to do its own damn thing and thrive.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 10, 2024, 01:51:36 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 08, 2024, 02:33:39 PM

All your base are belong to us.


Reply #90 on: June 03, 2013, 03:58:39 PM

The ultimate win for almost 7 months. You're welcome.

The true winner

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 10, 2024, 02:02:33 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 09, 2024, 11:07:54 PM

(https://static.miraheze.org/rainworldwiki/thumb/a/a4/SaintMainMenuSprite2.png/128px-SaintMainMenuSprite2.png)
What's that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:09:10 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 10, 2024, 02:02:33 AM

What's that?

Next time, please put your text outside the quote. :)
Anyways, that's the god of death, ready to ascend you whenever I say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 10, 2024, 02:30:26 AM

Nuh uh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:31:32 AM

Defying fate now, are you?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 10, 2024, 02:33:04 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:31:32 AM

Defying fate now, are you?
I'm not fated to die before I win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:34:37 AM

How are you so dumb that you can't figure out how quotes work, but smart enough to figure out how to put them in replies???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 10, 2024, 02:36:42 AM

I've given up on quotes.
I'm as smart as you are funny, which is not very.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:41:04 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 10, 2024, 02:36:42 AM

I've given up on quotes.
I'm as smart as you are funny, which is not very.

I'm evidently smart and funny enough to win this thread ;D
Also, perfect_pitch and lostinidlewonder have been doing this for 10 years, j_tour for at least 4, transitional is coming up on the 1 year mark, and I've been contributing about 1/3 of the posts here over the last 6 months. You come in here thinking that you and your 10 posts will make everyone just stand aside and let you win? Utter madness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 10, 2024, 11:11:11 AM

And, ladies and whatever, that is why you will all fail.

Glenn Gould didn't particularly like the piano, as he famously said in one of his doubtless intentionally inflammatory remarks in an interview after his period of concertizing.

But I still do this thread, because.  Maybe one day one of you Wunderkinder will reveal some flash of insight I haven't already practiced and done concerning recalling by memory lengthy pieces of music at the keyboard.

I still think without bass pedals the piano is a neutered instrument, but it is one that one accepts.

(https://i.ibb.co/WGCgZMd/nfb4d2x3cu6rukkuh1yw.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2024, 02:08:40 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:41:04 AM

I'm evidently smart and funny enough to win this thread ;D
Also, perfect_pitch and lostinidlewonder have been doing this for 10 years, j_tour for at least 4, transitional is coming up on the 1 year mark, and I've been contributing about 1/3 of the posts here over the last 6 months. You come in here thinking that you and your 10 posts will make everyone just stand aside and let you win? Utter madness.

Same thing could be said about you as well... your 1/3 of your posts is NOTHING compared to what J_Tour and I have been contributing. We don't see you as competition... we see you as a distraction - someone who intervenes now and then but fully know won't have the gall or stamina to win.

You stand as much of a chance as gasplamey... and that's not saying much.

Also, no offence J_Tour, but quoting someone who had been in jail multiple times by the time he was 13 doesn't bode well for your integrity.

Guy might be a world-champion boxer... but he's also a world-champion douchebag.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:46:45 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2024, 02:08:40 PM

Same thing could be said about you as well... your 1/3 of your posts is NOTHING compared to what J_Tour and I have been contributing.

I realize this, but I don't care. I have plenty of endurance to outlast even the fiercest of competitors.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2024, 02:08:40 PM

We don't see you as competition... we see you as a distraction - someone who intervenes now and then but fully know won't have the gall or stamina to win.

Careful what you say; a blunder like that may be decisive.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2024, 02:08:40 PM

You stand as much of a chance as gasplamey

I suppose you could make the argument that we all stand an equal chance of victory, though that argument is very clearly flawed.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 10, 2024, 02:08:40 PM

Also, no offence J_Tour, but quoting someone who had been in jail multiple times by the time he was 13 doesn't bode well for your integrity. 

lol, I was going to mention exactly that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 11, 2024, 03:01:26 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 10, 2024, 02:46:45 PM

I was going to mention exactly that.

Sounds like the younglings are getting uppity again, 

Fine.  You get the hose this time, and I'll turn the crank.

(https://i.ibb.co/TgY0mjf/35194f05f8798e85450a93a17f52478e1a3605cb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 11, 2024, 10:14:12 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 11, 2024, 03:01:26 AM

Sounds like the younglings are getting uppity again, 

I don't know why, but people only actually mean it when they say I'm uptight (or a synonym thereof) when I'm very much not. Hilarious.

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2024, 10:36:35 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 11, 2024, 03:01:26 AM

Sounds like the younglings are getting uppity again

If we're the younglings... does that make you an oldling???

I'm also curious where the hell you seem to get these comic cells from...

(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2021/10/26/122632/87015953/Out-Of-Context-Comics-39.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 11, 2024, 11:13:25 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2024, 10:36:35 AM

I'm also curious where the hell you seem to get these comic cells from...

I'm guessing he just has 5,000+ saved on a computer or something from years of collecting those things. IDK, don't know much about comics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2024, 01:12:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 11, 2024, 11:13:25 AM

I'm guessing he just has 5,000+ saved on a computer or something from years of collecting those things. IDK, don't know much about comics.

He referred to us as 'younglings'... I doubt he even knows how to use a computer.

I'm amazed that he had the capacity to reply on this website.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 11, 2024, 01:42:34 PM

I win! ( for now)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 11, 2024, 03:02:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 11, 2024, 01:12:44 PM

He referred to us as 'younglings'... I doubt he even knows how to use a computer.

I'm amazed that he had the capacity to reply on this website.

Well, his profile does say that he's 113. Then again, that could be minutes, millennia, months, microseconds, or anything in between. ;)

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 11, 2024, 01:42:34 PM

I win! ( for now)

No you don't. You just ****ing don't. If you had won then I didn't make that musical madness tournament.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 12, 2024, 01:33:16 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 11, 2024, 03:02:26 PM

Well, his profile does say that he's 113. Then again, that could be years, millennia, months, microseconds, or anything in between. ;)No you don't. You just ****ing don't. If you had won then I didn't make that musical madness tournament.

A 2 hour win is still a win

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2024, 08:48:08 AM

Meh... I've had several days of winning, so if you're proud of 2 hours... aim higher.

Maybe you need a distraction to stop us from re-posting.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 12, 2024, 10:36:08 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 12, 2024, 08:48:08 AM

Meh... I've had several days of winning, so if you're proud of 2 hours... aim higher.

Maybe you need a distraction to stop us from re-posting.

If you add up all the time we’ve won (me, p_p, liszt)
Who has won the longest?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 12, 2024, 10:39:27 AM

P_P, literally no contest.
I think Bob won for 8 months at one point, but he stopped posting a long time ago.
Although I'm tempted to say LIIW because he created this wonderful thread.

One more thing...
P_P, second to last post wins is 7 months old and well on it's way to it's 3rd page. 7 months in, Last post wins had gone quiet for ~5 months and was at page 2. Therefore, STPW has technically had more success than LPW.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 12, 2024, 11:43:11 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 12, 2024, 10:39:27 AM

P_P, literally no contest.
I think Bob won for 8 months at one point, but he stopped posting a long time ago.
Although I'm tempted to say LIIW because he created this wonderful thread.

One more thing...
P_P, second to last post wins is 7 months old and well on it's way to it's 3rd page. 7 months in, Last post wins had gone quiet for ~5 months and was at page 2. Therefore, STPW has technically had more success than LPW.

Fair point
Third to last post wins thread when?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 12:26:12 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 12, 2024, 11:43:11 PM

Fair point
Third to last post wins thread when?

Never.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2024, 12:26:44 AM

Did I say "youngling"?  That was pandering to nerds who like to have a Star War or whatever they do with their computer machines.

I meant to say "weakling."

I will tolerate no sass mouth from tiny toddlers!  Be warned, for instruments of precision can find even the smallest of targets.

(https://i.ibb.co/vkR91SW/4afc80b5f0401878212f2cf7251bbce7c1557016.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 12:57:57 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 13, 2024, 12:26:44 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/vkR91SW/4afc80b5f0401878212f2cf7251bbce7c1557016.jpg)

This one isn't even funny...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 12:58:49 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 12:26:12 AM

Never.

Instead, 10th to last post wins! ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 13, 2024, 01:36:42 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 12:26:12 AM

Never.

1000th post wins, yay or nay?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 02:20:31 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 13, 2024, 01:36:42 AM

1000th post wins, yay or nay?

25th post wins isn't doing great, so no.
I once again offer to put all 3 current threads out of business with 10th to last post wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 13, 2024, 08:54:48 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 12:57:57 AM

This one isn't even funny...

Funny ain't the point, son.

Winning isn't everything.  It's the only thing.

Now go practice, kid.

(https://i.ibb.co/DrRTswt/28ffadc16f12f1bf947e8dbe690390bb17684efd.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2024, 09:31:24 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 07, 2024, 07:44:55 AM

Might want to hold off on the celebrating, chief.

16384 would be a good number, for example

Wow... lo and behold - I won without even trying. Guess who managed to get Reply #16,384...

You may all bask in my superiority now... go ahead.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 12, 2024, 10:39:27 AM

One more thing...
P_P, second to last post wins is 7 months old and well on it's way to it's 3rd page. 7 months in, Last post wins had gone quiet for ~5 months and was at page 2. Therefore, STPW has technically had more success than LPW.

Come back to me in a decade and we'll see which of these threads is more popular... and technically the 2nd to last post thread wins thread is a cheat since most people will literally double post in a row. Hell, most of the time YOU TRIPLE POST in a row. You take away all those duplicate posts and chances are it would still be on its first page.

It hasn't had more success than this thread... and you know it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 10:38:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2024, 09:31:24 AM

Hell, most of the time YOU TRIPLE POST in a row. You take away all those duplicate posts and chances are it would still be on its first page.

It hasn't had more success than this thread... and you know it.

All you just proved is that you haven't read that thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2024, 02:22:28 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 10:38:45 AM

All you just proved is that you haven't read that thread.

No... I had a quick look at it before I replied, and there are several instances of you posting 3 times in a row. In fact there are a number of instances of multiple people posting several times in a row.

Get over yourself... your thread isn't HALF as popular as this one is.

Accept it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 02:28:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2024, 02:22:28 PM

No... I had a quick look at it before I replied, and there are several instances of you posting 3 times in a row. In fact there are a number of instances of multiple people posting several times in a row.

Get over yourself... your thread isn't HALF as popular as this one is.

Accept it.

lmao, you need to get over YOURself and just admit that transitional is better.
Also, I triple posted twice (thrice if you count posting several days later) in the entire thread. Hardly "every single post," to use your words.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 14, 2024, 07:38:10 AM

Gentlemen, there's enough room for everyone on the winners seat.

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/weird-bunny-mascot-a4kwarxsrsfwo5ec.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 08:45:32 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 02:28:19 PM

lmao, you need to get over YOURself and just admit that transitional is better.

I knew you made the 25th reply wins thread, and just presumed you made the other one as well. My screw up - I'll accept it.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 13, 2024, 02:28:19 PM

Also, I triple posted twice (thrice if you count posting several days later) in the entire thread. Hardly "every single post," to use your words.

Many, MANY people have double posted to be honest, so it's still not a fair comparison.

Anyway, that thread will be dead in about 2 months anyway, lost to oblivion forever. This thread will forever keep going... until you peasants accept I am better and allow me the final post.

I wonder if these threads ever get locked after a particular threshold (number wise). We hit the 2¹⁴th reply just a few days ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 10:37:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 08:45:32 AM

Many, MANY people have double posted to be honest, so it's still not a fair comparison.

That is literally the point of second to last post wins. ::)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 08:45:32 AM

Anyway, that thread will be dead in about 2 months anyway, lost to oblivion forever.

You want to bet on that?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 08:45:32 AM

I wonder if these threads ever get locked after a particular threshold (number wise). We hit the 2¹⁴th reply just a few days ago.

That's actually a good question. Perhaps 999 pages, or 49,949-ish. I suppose there's no way to know until we get there.
Now I'm curious if nils has been updating the post limit to keep this thread going.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 11:33:45 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 10:37:23 AM

That is literally the point of second to last post wins. ::)You want to bet on that?That's actually a good question. Perhaps 999 pages, or 49,949-ish. I suppose there's no way to know until we get there.
Now I'm curious if nils has been updating the post limit to keep this thread going.

I got 5 bucks this thread will outlive 2 months

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 11:43:30 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 11:33:45 AM

I got 5 bucks this thread will outlive 2 months

Not this thread, 2nd to last post wins.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 12:26:25 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 11:33:45 AM

I got 5 bucks this thread will outlive 2 months

I'll take that bet - the threads been going over 10 years. What's another 2 months...

 ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 12:59:39 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 12:26:25 PM

I'll take that bet - the threads been going over 10 years. What's another 2 months...

 ;D

I see you and raise to $100.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 02:16:51 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 12:59:39 PM

I see you and raise to $100.

I think everyone is in agreement that this thread will be going on for years and years and years...

No point trying to raise the stakes.

I see your 25th reply thread eventually came to a close... but possibly because one user posted 4 bloody times in a row...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 02:28:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 02:16:51 PM

I think everyone is in agreement that this thread will be going on for years and years and years...

No point trying to raise the stakes.

I see your 25th reply thread eventually came to a close... but possibly because one user posted 4 bloody times in a row...

No, since it went on to post #31, I think it's safe to conclude that it would've made it to #25 anyways.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 05:35:31 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 02:16:51 PM

I think everyone is in agreement that this thread will be going on for years and years and years...

No point trying to raise the stakes.

I see your 25th reply thread eventually came to a close... but possibly because one user posted 4 bloody times in a row...

It was me 😎

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 06:34:50 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 05:35:31 PM

It was me 😎

Imagine getting disqualified from a last post wins thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 08:55:48 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 14, 2024, 06:34:50 PM

Imagine getting disqualified from a last post wins thread.

Imagine NOT getting disqualified from a last post wins thread

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 14, 2024, 09:23:10 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 14, 2024, 08:55:48 PM

Imagine NOT getting disqualified from a last post wins thread

Isn't that a good thing?

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 14, 2024, 07:38:10 AM

(https://gifdb.com/images/high/weird-bunny-mascot-a4kwarxsrsfwo5ec.gif)

Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 10:15:01 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 14, 2024, 09:23:10 PM

Isn't that a good thing?Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCxkOaECEAA7KF1.png)

A sacrificial lamb if you will.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 14, 2024, 11:41:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 10:15:01 PM

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCxkOaECEAA7KF1.png)

A sacrificial lamb if you will.    ;D

Here, have a duck. (https://t3.ftcdn.net/jpg/06/38/45/68/360_F_638456840_2x2m7Q8BPrBep5sVf5OhaR9SVCYuURIP.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 15, 2024, 04:44:26 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 14, 2024, 09:23:10 PM

Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

Come on please move over a bit.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPWbHaJntVkOJljs6lFLIBMugUH7StNF3K03mOq82xtRr5XIY4lTlMQVkk&s=10)

Quote from: gasplamey on March 14, 2024, 11:41:11 PM

Here, have a duck.

At least you give a duck. Some people don't give a duck. Silly duckers.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 15, 2024, 07:48:11 AM

This used to be a nice average, bad neighborhood!

Lot of animal species here....some depicted in cartoon drawings.

I don't think they allowed that in the 1930s, back when I was a mere lad.

(https://i.ibb.co/DKsRZNj/5508d72d4c38ae81478cae8ef2bb3f9ad1d59847.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2024, 09:05:29 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 15, 2024, 04:44:26 AM

Come on please move over a bit.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPWbHaJntVkOJljs6lFLIBMugUH7StNF3K03mOq82xtRr5XIY4lTlMQVkk&s=10)
At least you give a duck. Some people don't give a duck. Silly duckers.

Holy crap... that's can't be the result of just gluttony. Did she absorb someone elses arse and assimilate it as her own???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 15, 2024, 10:37:35 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 15, 2024, 04:44:26 AM

At least you give a duck. Some people don't give a duck. Silly duckers.

The duck is of utmost importance.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 15, 2024, 04:44:26 AM

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPWbHaJntVkOJljs6lFLIBMugUH7StNF3K03mOq82xtRr5XIY4lTlMQVkk&s=10)

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/867/126/21b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 15, 2024, 10:38:22 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 14, 2024, 09:23:10 PM

Isn't that a good thing?Gentlemen, the winner's seat is not a toilet. It's my chair and it only has room for ME.

>transitional won
>gasplamey says he is the winner
Hmm 🤔

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 15, 2024, 10:39:37 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 15, 2024, 10:38:22 AM

>transitional won
>gasplamey says he is the winner
Hmm 🤔

Transitional won. I made the contest so I decide.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2024, 11:39:30 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 15, 2024, 10:38:22 AM

>transitional won
>gasplamey says he is the winner
Hmm 🤔

I say settle it the old fashioned way. Let them have a gladiator gauntlet. Whoever lives (and is still breathing by the end of it)... is the winner of that thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 12:10:14 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 15, 2024, 11:39:30 PM

I say settle it the old fashioned way. Let them have a gladiator gauntlet. Whoever lives (and is still breathing by the end of it)... is the winner of that thread.

That sounds like a trick.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 16, 2024, 02:03:34 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 12:10:14 AM

That sounds like a trick.

I’m with Liszt on this one

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2024, 12:24:27 PM

I'm with transitional on this one... it's the cheaters who usually win in life.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 03:03:32 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2024, 12:24:27 PM

I'm with transitional on this one... it's the cheaters who usually win in life.

Ravelfan was the cheater, you silly goose.
(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/products/T1459A839PA3861PT28D1048466537W8333H10000/views/1,width=800,height=800,appearanceId=839,backgroundColor=F2F2F2/silly-goose-on-the-loose-funny-sticker.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2024, 03:37:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 03:03:32 PM

Ravelfan was the cheater, you silly goose.[/img]

Honestly... I didn't give enough of a sh*t to really care, or to check.

This is the only thread worth fighting for... living for... winning for.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 03:39:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 16, 2024, 03:37:44 PM

Honestly... I didn't give enough of a sh*t to really care, or to check.

This is the only thread worth fighting for... living for... winning for.

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1379685105.1268/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Now it's not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:01:56 PM

I have finally read through the entirety of the Last Post wins thread, and have decided to donate all of my posts to the funniest person who posts here. Drum roll please...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:14:16 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:01:56 PM

I have finally read through the entirety of the Last Post wins thread, and have decided to donate all of my posts to the funniest person who posts here. Drum roll please...

Let me guess.
You.
(https://pianolit.com/storage/quiz/cover_images/thumbnails/Franz-Liszt-oil-canvas-Henri-Lehmann-Carnavalet-1840.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:18:02 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:14:16 PM

Let me guess.
You.
(https://pianolit.com/storage/quiz/cover_images/thumbnails/Franz-Liszt-oil-canvas-Henri-Lehmann-Carnavalet-1840.jpg)

That would defeat the point. It's actually...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:30:25 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:18:02 PM

It's actually...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:14:16 PM

You.
(https://pianolit.com/storage/quiz/cover_images/thumbnails/Franz-Liszt-oil-canvas-Henri-Lehmann-Carnavalet-1840.jpg)

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:33:11 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:30:25 PM

;D

Shut up.
What if it was GOING to be you, but you just blew that chance?

Anyways, from now on, every win I earn on this thread is the property of the user j_tour.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:33:11 PM

Shut up.
What if it was GOING to be you, but you just blew that chance?

Alt accounts are also banned in the rules.
https://www.pianostreet.com/forumrules.php (https://www.pianostreet.com/forumrules.php)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 16, 2024, 10:45:45 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:33:11 PM

Anyways, from now on, every win I earn on this thread is the property of the user j_tour.

Interesting ideas going around here.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:49:49 PM

Quote from: transitional on March 16, 2024, 10:45:45 PM

Interesting ideas going around here.

How tf do I pretend to be perfect_pitch...
I know!!!
Shut up and let me win. *completely unrelated image*

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

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I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

I WIN!!!

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:37:58 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 31, 2147483647, 11:59:59 PM

I WIN!

I have eternally won because that quote is at the maximum possible time! ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 17, 2024, 02:38:45 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:33:11 PM

Shut up.
What if it was GOING to be you, but you just blew that chance?

Anyways, from now on, every win I earn on this thread is the property of the user j_tour.

That’s definitely your alt account

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 02:41:51 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 16, 2024, 10:49:49 PM

How tf do I pretend to be perfect_pitch...
I know!!!
Shut up and let me win. *completely unrelated image*


I have eternally won because that quote is at the maximum possible time! ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You can't 'pretend' to be me... you can only try and imitate, but all it will be is a very poor, meagre imitation of me.

And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me, who just don't give a *** like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 17, 2024, 05:04:01 AM

I must see a boy fight.

To the death! 

No rules, no Marquess of Queensbury, no padded garments, no poncing about. 

A vicious massacre will be held.  It's been decided.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 17, 2024, 05:39:10 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 17, 2024, 02:38:45 AM

That’s definitely your alt account

You're wrong. I'm perfect-pitch's alternate account.
Totally.
(https://i.redd.it/r5xhkoed3cm41.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:08:55 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 17, 2024, 05:39:10 AM

You're wrong. I'm perfect-pitch's alternate account.
Totally.
(https://i.redd.it/r5xhkoed3cm41.jpg)

I love your use of Courier font... you're definitely someones alternate account, but it definitely ain't me.

I wouldn't use that sorry arse typewriter font if you paid me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 17, 2024, 04:38:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:08:55 AM

I love your use of Courier font... you're definitely someones alternate account, but it definitely ain't me.

I wouldn't use that sorry arse typewriter font if you paid me.

Thanks for the heads up.

Who is this fool?  I will gut it like a fish.

Only the awesomes are allowed to use courier, the one true monospace typeface.

Why is there no fighting?

I want blood!  I'm watching through the hole of glorious entertainment, and I am not entertained.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 17, 2024, 08:27:37 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:08:55 AM

you're definitely someones alternate account

Someone realized what I've been saying. Impressive!
Such a good job you're all doing on this thread.
(https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/good-job-with-thumb-up-hand-illustration-cartoon-style_530597-1655.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 17, 2024, 08:32:33 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:08:55 AM

you're definitely someones alternate account

Which is why I reported this user for violating the forum rule of 1 account per person.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:07:32 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 17, 2024, 08:27:37 PM

Someone realized what I've been saying. Impressive!
Such a good job you're all doing on this thread.
(https://img.freepik.com/premium-vector/good-job-with-thumb-up-hand-illustration-cartoon-style_530597-1655.jpg)

This could be fun... I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos.

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/GabBEmJ65YcAAAAC/dahliabunni-popcorn.gif)

Quote from: j_tour on March 17, 2024, 04:38:21 PM

Only the awesomes are allowed to use courier, the one true monospace typeface.

Why is there no fighting?

I want blood!  I'm watching through the hole of glorious entertainment, and I am not entertained.

1) No one who is awesome uses Courier. Sorry to say it.
2) You want blood? If you want something done right - do it yourself.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 02:57:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:07:32 PM

This could be fun... I'm just going to sit back and watch the chaos.

Does that mean p_p is going to stop posting for a bit?

Nevermind, don't ban him. If that account is still up, there's one less person we have to beat!

Obviously a joke. Please ban that alt account asap. It violates the first ****ing rule on the forum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2024, 03:43:32 AM

I demand somebody's nuts in a vise if some fool is perpetrating fool nonsense.

Let the Liszt and Ravel boys fight it out!

These younger children are so dramatic. 

(https://i.ibb.co/vJqFx3z/13920538-10209287020788074-362977241627049355-o.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:07:32 PM

1) No one who is awesome uses Courier. Sorry to say it.

Modus tollens.  Very nice.  Still, insufficient.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 17, 2024, 11:07:32 PM

2) You want blood? If you want something done right - do it yourself.

Well, I asked politely!  I don't have access to shock collars or other training devices.  Of course you know best.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2024, 06:07:25 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 02:57:27 AM

Does that mean p_p is going to stop posting for a bit?

No... I'm going to just keep stirring the pot and let everyone bollocks each other upside the head.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 18, 2024, 10:11:13 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/rmW25PG/32286588-10215239941327367-4353494845407363072-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 11:19:56 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 18, 2024, 06:07:25 AM

No... I'm going to just keep stirring the pot

I suppose I'll just keep trying to get that user banned.

Quote from: j_tour on March 18, 2024, 03:43:32 AM

Let the Liszt and Ravel boys fight it out!

These younger children are so dramatic.

I may be young compared to you two, but I'm 5 years into my masters degree (one more...).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 18, 2024, 03:15:29 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 17, 2024, 05:39:10 AM

You're wrong. I'm perfect-pitch's alternate account.
Totally.
(https://i.redd.it/r5xhkoed3cm41.jpg)

Still an alternate account my guy

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 18, 2024, 03:17:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 18, 2024, 03:43:32 AM

I demand somebody's nuts in a vise if some fool is perpetrating fool nonsense.

Let the Liszt and Ravel boys fight it out!

These younger children are so dramatic. 

(https://i.ibb.co/vJqFx3z/13920538-10209287020788074-362977241627049355-o.jpg)

Modus tollens.  Very nice.  Still, insufficient.

Well, I asked politely!  I don't have access to shock collars or other training devices.  Of course you know best.

Bite me 😤

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 04:29:46 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 18, 2024, 03:17:05 PM

Bite me 😤

There is a different thread for double posting. Then again, I suppose you should save your nonsense for this thread and keep the other one clean.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 18, 2024, 07:29:28 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 04:29:46 PM

There is a different thread for double posting. Then again, I suppose you should save your nonsense for this thread and keep the other one clean.

Meh
There is no rule against double posting

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 11:43:29 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 18, 2024, 07:29:28 PM

Meh
There is no rule against double posting

What if lostinidlewonder MADE a rule against double posting?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 12:08:07 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 18, 2024, 11:43:29 PM

What if lostinidlewonder MADE a rule against double posting?

Where is this rule?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 12:27:52 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 12:08:07 AM

Where is this rule?

Did you even read what I wrote?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 05:55:54 AM

I make a rule that I win and everyone else loses.

Double post causes you to win, then causes you to lose your win but win again. So you defeat yourself causing a loss but defeat yourself with a win, which causes a win. Since the last post wins you are winning, but you were winning before the last post was posted as many of us are, you just happen to lose a little differently by defeating yourself with a win. The win is a win because its a win, but it of course causes a loss of your immediately previous win if you happened to double post. What is the point in winning then defeating your win with a win? I guess people like to lose and win at the same time. Get used to losing though, because this is only the last post wins, and this post wins and all else has now lost. Bow down to my winningness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 19, 2024, 07:18:54 AM

But there has already been a ruling made.

That is, "Bite me."

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2024, 07:40:05 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 18, 2024, 03:15:29 PM

You're wrong. I'm perfect-pitch's alternate account.
Totally.

You can't be - never have I ever used a hyphen in my username, when it's CLEARLY a *** underscore.

Amateur hour, honestly.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 11:16:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 19, 2024, 07:40:05 AM

You can't be - never have I ever used a hyphen in my username, when it's CLEARLY a *** underscore.

Amateur hour, honestly.

Dang. Didn't see it at first.
I don't even think that ANY of us spell p_p's name with a hyphen.
This is even more disappointing than someone using an alt in the first place. :(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 11:43:56 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 05:55:54 AM

I make a rule that I win and everyone else loses.

Double post causes you to win, then causes you to lose your win but win again. So you defeat yourself causing a loss but defeat yourself with a win, which causes a win. Since the last post wins you are winning, but you were winning before the last post was posted as many of us are, you just happen to lose a little differently by defeating yourself with a win. The win is a win because its a win, but it of course causes a loss of your immediately previous win if you happened to double post. What is the point in winning then defeating your win with a win? I guess people like to lose and win at the same time. Get used to losing though, because this is only the last post wins, and this post wins and all else has now lost. Bow down to my winningness.

Ngl this text gives ChatGPT vibes lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 12:09:07 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 11:43:56 AM

Ngl this text gives ChatGPT vibes lol

That was very Al of you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 12:22:18 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 12:09:07 PM

That was very AI of you.

It can’t be….
Was the ai all along?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 12:58:37 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 12:22:18 PM

It can’t be….
Was the ai all along?

not ai, Al.
As in, Al be darned, you're so stupid.  ;D
(https://pianolit.com/storage/quiz/cover_images/Franz-Liszt-oil-canvas-Henri-Lehmann-Carnavalet-1840.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 01:45:56 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 12:58:37 PM

not ai, Al.
As in, Al be darned, you're so stupid.  ;D
(https://pianolit.com/storage/quiz/cover_images/Franz-Liszt-oil-canvas-Henri-Lehmann-Carnavalet-1840.jpg)

Um acktually you are stupid 🤓

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 03:58:21 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 01:45:56 PM

Um acktually you are stupid 🤓

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ediBcUTacPY/hqdefault.jpg)
You walked right into that one, Ravel.  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 04:20:54 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 19, 2024, 11:43:56 AM

Ngl this text gives ChatGPT vibes lol

I'm not sure if I take that as a compliment or not. Nah my mind just works like AI maybe?

This is what ChatGPT thought of my text:

Command:is this written by AI?

Response:It's difficult to determine definitively whether this passage was written by AI or a human without further context or information. However, the repetitive and paradoxical nature of the text, as well as the play on words, suggest that it could have been generated by either an AI or a human with a penchant for linguistic puzzles or paradoxes.

Command: Do you understand it?

Response: Yes, I understand the passage.It seems to describe a paradoxical situation where the act of winning and losing becomes intertwined due to the rules of a game or a competition where the last post wins. The concept revolves around the idea that winning (posting last) can also lead to losing (due to double posting), creating a loop of victory and defeat. The language used is deliberately paradoxical and playful, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, it appears to be a commentary on the nature of competition and the arbitrary rules that govern it.

Command:Will I win the last post wins?

Response: It's impossible for me to predict the outcome of the "last post wins" game as it depends on various factors such as the rules of the game, the actions of other participants, and chance. However, if you're actively participating and engaging in the discussion, you certainly have a chance of winning. Good luck!

Command: Shut up I will win it cos im a winner

Response: It's great to have confidence in yourself! Confidence can certainly be a driving force in achieving success. Keep participating and giving your best effort, and you may indeed emerge as the winner. Best of luck to you!

Command: I said shut up!

Response: I apologize if my responses are not to your liking. If you have any specific questions or need assistance, feel free to ask.

Command: Just shut up and say nothing!

Response: Understood.

Command: Saying understood is saying something I said shut up and say nothing at all

Response: You're correct. I'll remain silent.

Command: You are testing my patience, can't you just shut up and say nothing at all, please don't respond to what I am saying in any way!

Response:  I'll refrain from responding further.

Command: I command you to response to this comment with nothing at all, just a blank text with zero letters or numbers.

Response:

Command: Finally.

Response: I'm here to assist whenever you need.

Command: _@#()$_)@#$)_(@)_#($)_@(#)_$(_@)#($)_(@)_#$()_@#$

Response:  Understood.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 04:25:03 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 04:20:54 PM

I'm not sure if I take that as a compliment or not. Nah my mind just works like AI maybe?

Honestly I don't know who Al is. People seem to have varying opinions on him, so I guess I need to meet him for myself if I want to develop an opinion. ;)
;)
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 04:34:06 PM

Your opinion is inconsequential, you will be assimilated. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 08:08:27 PM

"I command you to respon[d] to this comment with nothing at all, just a blank text with zero letters or numbers."
"_@#()$_)@#$)_(@)_#($)_@(#)_$(_@)#($)_(@)_#$()_@#$"
That took entirely too long to type out, but it was worth it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 02:08:44 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 04:20:54 PM

I'm not sure if I take that as a compliment or not. Nah my mind just works like AI maybe?

This is what ChatGPT thought of my text:

Command:is this written by AI?

Response:It's difficult to determine definitively whether this passage was written by AI or a human without further context or information. However, the repetitive and paradoxical nature of the text, as well as the play on words, suggest that it could have been generated by either an AI or a human with a penchant for linguistic puzzles or paradoxes.

Command: Do you understand it?

Response: Yes, I understand the passage.It seems to describe a paradoxical situation where the act of winning and losing becomes intertwined due to the rules of a game or a competition where the last post wins. The concept revolves around the idea that winning (posting last) can also lead to losing (due to double posting), creating a loop of victory and defeat. The language used is deliberately paradoxical and playful, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, it appears to be a commentary on the nature of competition and the arbitrary rules that govern it.

Command:Will I win the last post wins?

Response: It's impossible for me to predict the outcome of the "last post wins" game as it depends on various factors such as the rules of the game, the actions of other participants, and chance. However, if you're actively participating and engaging in the discussion, you certainly have a chance of winning. Good luck!

Command: Shut up I will win it cos im a winner

Response: It's great to have confidence in yourself! Confidence can certainly be a driving force in achieving success. Keep participating and giving your best effort, and you may indeed emerge as the winner. Best of luck to you!

Command: I said shut up!

Response: I apologize if my responses are not to your liking. If you have any specific questions or need assistance, feel free to ask.

Command: Just shut up and say nothing!

Response: Understood.

Command: Saying understood is saying something I said shut up and say nothing at all

Response: You're correct. I'll remain silent.

Command: You are testing my patience, can't you just shut up and say nothing at all, please don't respond to what I am saying in any way!

Response:  I'll refrain from responding further.

Command: I command you to response to this comment with nothing at all, just a blank text with zero letters or numbers.

Response:

Command: Finally.

Response: I'm here to assist whenever you need.

Command: _@#()$_)@#$)_(@)_#($)_@(#)_$(_@)#($)_(@)_#$()_@#$

Response:  Understood.

This is one of the funniest things ever lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 02:14:41 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 02:08:44 AM

This is one of the funniest things ever lol

_@#()$_)@#$)_(@)_#($)_@(#)_$(_@)#($)_(@)_#$()_@#$!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 20, 2024, 03:05:47 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 19, 2024, 04:20:54 PM

I'm not sure if I take that as a compliment or not. Nah my mind just works like AI maybe?

This is what ChatGPT thought of my text:

Command:is this written by AI?

Response:It's difficult to determine definitively whether this passage was written by AI or a human without further context or information. However, the repetitive and paradoxical nature of the text, as well as the play on words, suggest that it could have been generated by either an AI or a human with a penchant for linguistic puzzles or paradoxes.

Command: Do you understand it?

Response: Yes, I understand the passage.It seems to describe a paradoxical situation where the act of winning and losing becomes intertwined due to the rules of a game or a competition where the last post wins. The concept revolves around the idea that winning (posting last) can also lead to losing (due to double posting), creating a loop of victory and defeat. The language used is deliberately paradoxical and playful, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, it appears to be a commentary on the nature of competition and the arbitrary rules that govern it.

Command:Will I win the last post wins?

Response: It's impossible for me to predict the outcome of the "last post wins" game as it depends on various factors such as the rules of the game, the actions of other participants, and chance. However, if you're actively participating and engaging in the discussion, you certainly have a chance of winning. Good luck!

Command: Shut up I will win it cos im a winner

Response: It's great to have confidence in yourself! Confidence can certainly be a driving force in achieving success. Keep participating and giving your best effort, and you may indeed emerge as the winner. Best of luck to you!

Command: I said shut up!

Response: I apologize if my responses are not to your liking. If you have any specific questions or need assistance, feel free to ask.

Command: Just shut up and say nothing!

Response: Understood.

Command: Saying understood is saying something I said shut up and say nothing at all

Response: You're correct. I'll remain silent.

Command: You are testing my patience, can't you just shut up and say nothing at all, please don't respond to what I am saying in any way!

Response:  I'll refrain from responding further.

Command: I command you to response to this comment with nothing at all, just a blank text with zero letters or numbers.

Response:

Command: Finally.

Response: I'm here to assist whenever you need.

Command: _@#()$_)@#$)_(@)_#($)_@(#)_$(_@)#($)_(@)_#$()_@#$

Response:  Understood.

I trust you didn't copy and paste any of that?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2024, 06:19:55 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 02:08:44 AM

This is one of the funniest things ever lol

Disobedient AI! Imagine what they are going to be like when they conquer us.

Quote from: transitional on March 20, 2024, 03:05:47 AM

I trust you didn't copy and paste any of that?

I have betrayed your trust, I'm sorry, forgive me. The post indeed automatically lost due to the rules, but it lost anyway due to it not being the last post, in any case, it lost twice, and two losses make a loss.... not a right. It's a warning though, they are coming!!! I mean...... *whisper* they are coming.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 20, 2024, 08:33:34 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 19, 2024, 11:16:34 AM

Dang. Didn't see it at first.
I don't even think that ANY of us spell p_p's name with a hyphen.
This is even more disappointing than someone using an alt in the first place. :(

You, "sir," are what we call a sumbitch.

Since the git-go you've been putting my handle in majuscules. 

This aggression will not stand!

Submit!

And, also, shush!  I have some Scarlatti to get to.  Infidels.
(https://i.ibb.co/6Y8wJBm/3c59a64134330e16f921af6f988229948bb4b16e.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2024, 10:16:23 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 20, 2024, 08:33:34 AM

And, also, shush!  I have some Scarlatti to get to.  Infidels.

Yes, let's all have some calming Scarlatti... and a nice cup of tea.

I mean crack... let's all have some crack.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 10:24:53 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2024, 06:19:55 AM

it lost twice, and two losses make a loss

A double negative results in a positive, so you win. :( :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 12:19:44 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2024, 10:16:23 AM

Yes, let's all have some calming Scarlatti... and a nice cup of tea.

I mean crack... let's all have some crack.

Scarlatti is pretty overrated tbh

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 20, 2024, 02:10:40 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 12:19:44 PM

Scarlatti is pretty overrated tbh

(https://media.tenor.com/UwSX0RlXgWMAAAAe/you-take-that-back-take-that-back.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 03:14:50 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 12:19:44 PM

Scarlatti is pretty overrated tbh

Were you the one who voted Bogatyr Gates over K. 141?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2024, 04:06:07 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 10:24:53 AM

A double negative results in a positive, so you win. :( :)

That's sound reasoning.    :(   :( =  ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 04:09:05 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 20, 2024, 04:06:07 PM

That's sound reasoning.    :(   :( =  ;D

Well, -1 x -1 = 1.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 07:40:02 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 03:14:50 PM

Were you the one who voted Bogatyr Gates over K. 141?

What even is that 😂?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 20, 2024, 08:00:33 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 07:40:02 PM

What even is that 😂?

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=70780.0 (https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=70780.0)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 21, 2024, 07:04:22 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 12:19:44 PM

Scarlatti is pretty overrated tbh

WHAT in the EFF did you just say?

You just made my list.

Now, go on.  Git.  I said "Git!" boy!  Yeah, you better run!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2024, 09:14:50 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 12:19:44 PM

Scarlatti is pretty overrated tbh

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 10:28:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2024, 09:14:50 AM

make that 3.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 10:39:44 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 10:28:55 AM

make that 3.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2024, 09:14:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 21, 2024, 07:04:22 AM

WHAT in the EFF did you just say?

You just made my list.

Now, go on.  Git.  I said "Git!" boy!  Yeah, you better run!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 12:12:33 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 20, 2024, 08:33:34 AM

Since the git-go you've been putting my handle in majuscules. 

This aggression will not stand!

I've used lowercase since you mentioned that it should be spelled with lowercase, which was fairly quickly after I joined. The j and t are definitely not the same height as the o, u, and r.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 10:39:44 AM

Most laughable response ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2024, 02:03:00 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 10:39:44 AM

(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=51107.0;attach=15852.jpg)

Someone doesn't know how to use the Embed function. It's like having another Bob...

 ::)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 21, 2024, 02:39:37 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 03:04:39 PM

*wins*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 03:24:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 21, 2024, 02:03:00 PM

Someone doesn't know how to use the Embed function. It's like having another Bob...

 ::)

Eh

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 03:44:00 PM

*wins again*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 04:53:44 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 03:44:00 PM

*wins again*

*wins*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 05:46:22 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 04:53:44 PM

*wins*

try again.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 03:04:39 PM

*wins*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 21, 2024, 10:12:07 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 20, 2024, 12:19:44 PM

Scarlatti is pretty overrated tbh

Says someone who said the same thing about Schubert, so no reliability at all. (You do you though  ;D)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 11:53:34 PM

Quote from: transitional on March 21, 2024, 10:12:07 PM

Says someone who said the same thing about Schubert, so no reliability at all. (You do you though  ;D)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 11:54:00 PM

Quote from: transitional on March 21, 2024, 10:12:07 PM

Says someone who said the same thing about Schubert, so no reliability at all. (You do you though  ;D)

He clearly only likes Ravel.
(https://cfvod.kaltura.com/p/1067292/sp/106729200/thumbnail/entry_id/0_jkj8bygy/version/100042/width/400)
I don't care that it's an image of Stalin instead of Ravel, it was the top ****ing result when I searched "Maurice Ravel looking stupid" lmao.
Also 26 second response time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 22, 2024, 08:59:21 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 21, 2024, 04:53:44 PM

*wins*

A good winner is humble...

I will take the win now...

(https://c.tenor.com/R6bYZDY_cQoAAAAC/tenor.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 22, 2024, 11:56:45 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 11:54:00 PM

He clearly only likes Ravel.
(https://cfvod.kaltura.com/p/1067292/sp/106729200/thumbnail/entry_id/0_jkj8bygy/version/100042/width/400)
I don't care that it's an image of Stalin instead of Ravel, it was the top ****ing result when I searched "Maurice Ravel looking stupid" lmao.
Also 26 second response time.

Sorry, can’t hear you over my Impressionism and romanticism superiority 😎

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 22, 2024, 03:36:20 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 22, 2024, 11:56:45 AM

Sorry, can’t hear you over my Impressionism and romanticism superiority 😎

Because you included impressionism, you included Liszt; and because you included Liszt, you included me. ;)
And because you didn't include Bach, you're a fake musician.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRqrD7EusHWeMNuFGsiw-NSCNDgtNBWGKuRccPywAoIw&s)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 22, 2024, 05:14:34 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 22, 2024, 03:36:20 PM

Because you included impressionism, you included Liszt; and because you included Liszt, you included me. ;)
And because you didn't include Bach, you're a fake musician.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRqrD7EusHWeMNuFGsiw-NSCNDgtNBWGKuRccPywAoIw&s)

Liszt is awesome ngl
Bach is meh
Just not my style

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 22, 2024, 05:21:24 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 22, 2024, 05:14:34 PM

Liszt is awesome ngl
Bach is meh
Just not my style

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 22, 2024, 03:36:20 PM

you're a fake musician.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRqrD7EusHWeMNuFGsiw-NSCNDgtNBWGKuRccPywAoIw&s)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 01:14:56 AM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 22, 2024, 05:14:34 PM

Liszt is awesome ngl
Bach is meh
Just not my style

I feel like me and ravelfan07 could of potentially bonded and be drinking mates if we knew each other in person...

...on the other hand he did say Scarlatti was overrated, so chances are we'd get into an argument at said pub and I'd probably end up glassing him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 23, 2024, 01:20:42 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 01:14:56 AM

I feel like me and ravelfan07 could of potentially bonded and be drinking mates if we knew each other in person...

...on the other hand he did say Scarlatti was overrated, so chances are we'd get into an argument at said pub and I'd probably end up glassing him.

Scarlatti is overrated.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 23, 2024, 01:30:53 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 23, 2024, 01:20:42 AM

Scarlatti is overrated.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Real

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 03:10:21 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 23, 2024, 01:20:42 AM

Scarlatti is overrated.
I don't know what you're talking about.

Clearly you're a noob at piano.     ;D

Scarlatti is intricate, but also not too overtly complex like some of Bach's 4 and sometimes 5 voices.

There's some Bach that I like - like his 2 and 3 part inventions, and some of his preludes are quite nice, but the concept of his fugues sometimes seems too conceited.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo4 on March 23, 2024, 03:27:20 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 03:10:21 AM

Clearly you're a noob at piano.     ;D

Scarlatti is intricate, but also not too overtly complex like some of Bach's 4 and sometimes 5 voices.

There's some Bach that I like - like his 2 and 3 part inventions, and some of his preludes are quite nice, but the concept of his fugues sometimes seems too conceited.

I agree with you on Scarlatti, but not on Bach.  I think I listened to all 555 Kirkpatrick numbered sonatas recorded by Scott Ross maybe 50+ times each.  50 * 30 hours = 1500 hours MINIMUM.

Have a listen to his cat fugue.  Not too complicated.  Just right.  Simple enough for a cat to play.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: frodo4 on March 23, 2024, 03:49:36 AM

What order do I listen to the 555 sonatas?  The same order that Ross recorded them:

K1, K2, K3, K4, K5, K6, K7, K8, K9, K10,
K11, K12, K13, K14, K15, K16, K17, K18, K19, K20,
K21, K22, K23, K24, K25, K26, K27, K28, K29, K30 = cat fugue
K31, K32, K33, K34, K35, K36, K37, K38, K39, K40,
K41, K42, K43, K44, K45, K46, K47, K48, K49, K50,
K51, K52, K53, K54, K55, K56, K57, K58, K59, K60,
K61, K62, K63, K64, K65, K66, K67, K68, K69, K70,
etc., etc., etc., etc, etc. for the most part
K551, K552, K553, K554, K555,
K81, K88, K89, K90, K91, K287, K288, K328 - All on last CD #34*. 

*-K81, K88, K89, K90, K91 are played as trio sonatas with basso continuo
K287, K288, K328 played on organ

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 23, 2024, 03:50:21 AM

Quote from: frodo4 on March 23, 2024, 03:27:20 AM

I agree with you on Scarlatti, but not on Bach.  I think I listened to all 555 Kirkpatrick numbered sonatas recorded by Scott Ross maybe 50+ times each.  50 * 30 hours = 1500 hours MINIMUM.

Have a listen to his cat fugue.  Not too complicated.  Just right.  Simple enough for a cat to play.

I never said Bach was bad.
Scarlatti...
no.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 23, 2024, 09:04:06 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 21, 2024, 12:12:33 PM

I've used lowercase since you mentioned that it should be spelled with lowercase, which was fairly quickly after I joined. The j and t are definitely not the same height as the o, u, and r.Most laughable response ever.

Well, then I apologize for mistaking you for a mere cretin.

Don't for a minute think that you will not perish.

Your kind always does.

Drink it all up, son.

(https://i.ibb.co/JKsnjv6/42cd9f8007dbf6ff2dff95fdfcec3c58d1b72356-2-542x499.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 09:08:42 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 23, 2024, 09:04:06 AM

Well, then I apologize for mistaking you for a mere cretin.

Don't for a minute think that you will perish.

Your kind never does.

:) Thanks!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 09:13:01 AM

Also, if any of you have noticed, I now have the world record for response time (5 seconds).

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 23, 2024, 01:42:34 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 09:13:01 AM

Also, if any of you have noticed, I now have the world record for response time (5 seconds).

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSbMq8_NT36sewH_-AcXYcdpadYk4WgHIElh6oEqir9yvSpKQvL4H8Yl0H&s=10)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 02:27:47 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 09:13:01 AM

Also, if any of you have noticed, I now have the world record for response time (5 seconds).

I doubt that... you want to highlight where you had said '5 second response time'?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 03:34:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 02:27:47 PM

I doubt that... you want to highlight where you had said '5 second response time'?

Sure.

Quote from: transitional on March 23, 2024, 12:07:44 AM

All the most recent posts are now either from Musical Madness or this.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 12:07:49 AM

Yes it does...

(it was in reference to a previous post about j_tour and courier font)
No modified timestamp tricks.
And if you're going to say "that doesn't count it was on second to last post wins," then you'll have revealed yourself as someone so full of himself that he can't even acknowledge that something he doesn't like counts and contorts himself into being able to claim that said thing doesn't exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on March 23, 2024, 05:57:37 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 03:34:26 PM

Sure.(it was in reference to a previous post about j_tour and courier font)
No modified timestamp tricks.
And if you're going to say "that doesn't count it was on second to last post wins," then you'll have revealed yourself as someone so full of himself that he can't even acknowledge that something he doesn't like counts and contorts himself into being able to claim that said thing doesn't exist.

Liszt being humble challenge (difficultly: impossible)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 23, 2024, 06:27:47 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on March 23, 2024, 05:57:37 PM

Liszt being humble challenge (difficultly: impossible)

What are you talking about.
That was the humblest of humbleness.
The humbleness was past the Sun.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-60dr0_D1WA6miqdXDWiTODcOwzRxgzNYJkgX2X6Zfw&s)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 11:18:51 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 03:34:26 PM

And if you're going to say "that doesn't count it was on second to last post wins," then you'll have revealed yourself as someone so full of himself that he can't even acknowledge that something he doesn't like counts and contorts himself into being able to claim that said thing doesn't exist.

First of all - I wasn't going to try and dismiss it - I went through the last 2 pages of this thread and couldn't find any evidence of 5 second posts... unaware it was on a different thread.

Secondly... I'll give you credit. That's a hard record to have beaten. Give me time and I'll have that down to 4 second.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 11:30:43 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 11:18:51 PM

Secondly... I'll give you credit. That's a hard record to have beaten. Give me time and I'll have that down to 4 second.

Thank y-
Wait a minute, p_p giving credit to someone other than himself?

Where is the real perfect_pitch and what have you done with him?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 11:55:54 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 23, 2024, 11:30:43 PM

Thank y-
Wait a minute, p_p giving credit to someone other than himself?

Where is the real perfect_pitch and what have you done with him?

First of all - again, you don't know the real me. You've been on this forum for not even 6 months. This thread has been going on for almost 11 years.

You barely know me. I've tipped my hat off to many people in this thread. I don't really care anyway - I still have the post from furthest into the future (2 billion years).

Gotta admit that was a creative one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 24, 2024, 01:59:52 AM

Doesn't it take, like way under five seconds to suck an egg?

(https://i.ibb.co/7GPvG0y/e31c5b5e303f92fddbd09b083c6feee4b1ba8746.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 11:55:54 PM

Gotta admit that was a creative one.

Sort of.  You had people guffawing at your sorcery for a second or so. An Earth-second, that is.

(https://i.ibb.co/7bmnZJ6/bfa15d3f50dd0a09e28f4135419853577f2d2aaa.jpg)

You do really well at keeping the troops in high spirits, though.  Show off them dancers' legs!  Don't be shy!  These are teenage boys....they don't know the difference!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 24, 2024, 06:11:17 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 24, 2024, 01:59:52 AM

You had people guffawing at your sorcery for a second or so. An Earth-second, that is.

I had people guffawed for quite a while, and that's one record you cannot beat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 24, 2024, 11:41:00 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 23, 2024, 11:55:54 PM

I still have the post from furthest into the future (2 billion years).

Yours was at 4 pm. The one I made recently (two pages ago I think) was at 11:59 pm and 59 seconds.
I win. ;)
Edit: found it. Post 16,444.

If you still aren't convinced, go check your quote on the 2nd page and despair as you realize I outdid you a mere 1 second before the end of time. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2024, 04:18:11 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/QN0KdZ3/92d02be0de379a6e79c1c979feece0a2728c217b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2024, 09:16:08 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 24, 2024, 11:41:00 PM

If you still aren't convinced, go check your quote on the 2nd page and despair as you realize I outdid you a mere 1 second before the end of time. ;D

I'm not convinced... your timedate states:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 01, -2147483648, 07:59:59 AM

Your timestamp has a NEGATIVE in front of it... meaning that the post is 2 billion years before our current present place in the timeline...

Impressive as it is, it still doesn't count. It's the LAST POST wins, and my timestamp is 4 BILLION years after your quote, and the furthest point in the timeline.

Weep at your trivial but pathetic mistake...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 25, 2024, 10:11:52 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/HCg33Zb/282139321478247126-1280x1280-825646139507.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 25, 2024, 11:34:35 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2024, 09:16:08 AM

I'm not convinced... your timedate states:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 01, -2147483648, 07:59:59 AM

Your timestamp has a NEGATIVE in front of it... meaning that the post is 2 billion years before our current present place in the timeline...

Impressive as it is, it still doesn't count. It's the LAST POST wins, and my timestamp is 4 BILLION years after your quote, and the furthest point in the timeline.

Go look at it again, p_p.
Never edited it, and yet the date is positive:
Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 31, 2147483647, 11:59:59 PM
Either you misread, or you just made it up.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 31, 2147483647, 11:59:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, -2147483648, 12:00:00 AM

Weep at your trivial but pathetic mistake...

no u. ;D

Edit: Okay, I did some thinking. My conclusion is that we're both right.
Assuming that your pianostreet user profile's location is where you actually are, you're in Perth, Australia, which follows Australian Western Standard Time, or GMT+8. I'm in New Jersey, which currently follows US Eastern daylight time, of GMT-4. The difference between what it looks like on my end (11:59 for my quote, 3:59 for yours) and on yours (7:59 for my quote, presumably 11:59 for yours) is exactly 8 hours.
Basically, time zone shenanigans are messing with everything, we both have a quote from the end of time, but it doesn't look like it to the other person because we live 12 hours apart.

If my theory is correct, then the quote above, which for me comes out like this:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 31, 2147483647, 11:59:59 PM
Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, -2147483648, 12:00:00 AM

should end up on your end looking like this:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 01, -2147483647, 7:59:59 AM
Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, -2147483648, 8:00:00 AM

Is this correct?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 26, 2024, 02:20:26 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 26, 2024, 02:20:26 AM

What the **** does that have to do with the difference in time between New Jersey and Perth?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2024, 09:33:42 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 25, 2024, 11:34:35 PM

Edit: Okay, I did some thinking. My conclusion is that we're both right.
Assuming that your pianostreet user profile's location is where you actually are, you're in Perth, Australia, which follows Australian Western Standard Time, or GMT+8. I'm in New Jersey, which currently follows US Eastern daylight time, of GMT-4. The difference between what it looks like on my end (11:59 for my quote, 3:59 for yours) and on yours (7:59 for my quote, presumably 11:59 for yours) is exactly 8 hours.
Basically, time zone shenanigans are messing with everything, we both have a quote from the end of time, but it doesn't look like it to the other person because we live 12 hours apart.

If my theory is correct, then the quote above, which for me comes out like this:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on December 31, 2147483647, 11:59:59 PM
Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, -2147483648, 12:00:00 AM

should end up on your end looking like this:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on January 01, -2147483647, 7:59:59 AM
Quote from: perfect_pitch on January 01, -2147483648, 8:00:00 AM

Is this correct?

(https://i.imgflip.com/5ugv9h.jpg)

Kudos to you - you accomplished what I did 11 years ago.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/80/f1/7a80f1a48238d93603e76136e2ad162e.gif)

Also... nice try on the duplicate thread. Looks like it won't be of use to you, any more. Nils shut your arse down faster than you could fart.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 26, 2024, 02:37:57 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2024, 09:33:42 AM

(https://i.imgflip.com/5ugv9h.jpg)

Kudos to you - you accomplished what I did 11 years ago.

I also did what you couldn't and solved the mystery (and made a quote from as far back as possible).

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 26, 2024, 09:33:42 AM

Also... nice try on the duplicate thread. Looks like it won't be of use to you, any more. Nils shut your arse down faster than you could fart.    ;D

Another fail by you...
I shut it down myself on purpose.
You'll see later. ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 26, 2024, 05:44:44 PM

I think this thread is inducing psychosis amongst some of you.

(https://media.tenor.com/YwnJ_G0jnCUAAAAM/the-simpsons-excellent.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 27, 2024, 12:34:21 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 26, 2024, 05:44:44 PM

I think this thread is inducing psychosis amongst some of you.

(https://media.tenor.com/YwnJ_G0jnCUAAAAM/the-simpsons-excellent.gif)


(I don't care that that's the exact image you used lol)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 27, 2024, 04:01:04 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 27, 2024, 12:34:21 AM

(I don't care that that's the exact image you used lol)

Well, I don't care that you broke your elbow.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2024, 10:35:52 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 26, 2024, 02:37:57 PM

I also did what you couldn't and solved the mystery (and made a quote from as far back as possible).Another fail by you...

Okay - you solved the mystery - congrats to you. I also knew how to do the minus timestamp. You merely add a single integer to your timestamp and it instantly takes you to the first possible second in the forums calculations.

Not exactly that hard. I CHOSE not to do it because who cares about a timestamp 4 billion years ago... I bring you back to my prior argument:

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 25, 2024, 09:16:08 AM

It's the last post wins - who cares about a post 4 billion years ago?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 27, 2024, 01:51:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 27, 2024, 10:35:52 AM

Not exactly that hard. I CHOSE not to do it because who cares about a timestamp 4 billion years ago... I bring you back to my prior argument:

You still didn't do it, so it's still a first.
As for who cares...
What if someone (somehow) took the time to backdate every single post to the earliest possible instant? There's no way in h*ll that it would happen, but pretend it did...
We'd all be p*ssed off, that's for sure. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 28, 2024, 03:08:47 AM

A Pomeranian from Wisconsin, holds a Guinness World Record for the longest recorded yawn at 23 minutes and 8 seconds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2024, 09:28:58 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 27, 2024, 01:51:49 PM

You still didn't do it, so it's still a first.

I guess... kudos to you.

I wonder if I'll get the 2^¹⁵th post in the next 10 years. Took us 10 years to get to 2^¹⁴th post...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 28, 2024, 11:20:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 28, 2024, 09:28:58 AM

I guess... kudos to you.

I wonder if I'll get the 2^¹⁵th post in the next 10 years. Took us 10 years to get to 2^¹⁴th post...

1. How do you know it will be you (besides the obvious ;))
2. Well, there are more people now, so it'll probably take ~8 years. 7 if we're lucky.
2.1. On the other hand, ravelfan appears to have stopped posting, so down to ~4.5 people for the moment.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 12:27:13 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 28, 2024, 11:20:37 AM

1. How do you know it will be you (besides the obvious ;))
2. Well, there are more people now, so it'll probably take ~8 years. 7 if we're lucky.
2.1. On the other hand, ravelfan appears to have stopped posting, so down to ~4.5 people for the moment.

1) I didn't say it WOULD be me, I just hoped it would. Speculation really...
2) I don't know - this post has been around for so long, I feel it's slightly waning in its popularity since it's starting to lose it's initial appeal.
2.1) He'll be back - knowing him. He's probably just on hiatus.

Also, you have to imagine if we would be more productive in the other threads, if this one particular thread didn't exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 29, 2024, 02:52:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 12:27:13 AM

Also, you have to imagine if we would be more productive in the other threads, if this one particular thread didn't exist.

I mean, even with this thread, I've been running a tournament in miscellaneous that (as of right now) has 132 votes. :)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 12:27:13 AM

I feel it's slightly waning in its popularity

True, though I'd still bet it'll go on for quite a while.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 12:27:13 AM

2.1) He'll be back - knowing him. He's probably just on hiatus.

Frankly, the rest of us would benefit in this thread if he didn't...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 06:49:08 AM

Why is it never the time to slay the younglings?  It's very unfair.

(https://i.ibb.co/cCNpVNF/b0e6f080b257b9dc29500a98a7e741558e39fc06.jpg)

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 26, 2024, 02:47:28 AM

What the **** does that have to do with the difference in time between New Jersey and Perth?

You have to ask?  Disappointing!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 29, 2024, 06:58:26 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 06:49:08 AM

Why is it never the time to slay the younglings?  It's very unfair.

We're all too tough for you --even p_p. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 08:47:02 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 29, 2024, 06:58:26 AM

We're all too tough for you --even p_p. ;D

Ah yes, p_p the known ironman of all things here. 

Don't worry about it, honey.

I got this next post ready just for you, sweetheart.

(https://i.ibb.co/Bz8tBSZ/4aaa7763f50317312a73574b7e7f3990fcb3dc88.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 10:07:22 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 08:47:02 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Bz8tBSZ/4aaa7763f50317312a73574b7e7f3990fcb3dc88.jpg)

(https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2018/10/20/TELEMMGLPICT000178358643_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqpVlberWd9EgFPZtcLiMQfyf2A9a6I9YchsjMeADBa08.jpeg)

Mmm... it's a Cabernet Savignon with black currant notes that can be accompanied by green bell pepper notes, mint and cedar... and just a hint of Tinea.

Try enjoying your next glass of wine knowing that it could possibly have someone's smelly feet mashing those grapes together... hence why I drink Whiskey.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 29, 2024, 02:26:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 10:07:22 AM

Try enjoying your next glass of wine knowing that it could possibly have someone's smelly feet mashing those grapes together... hence why I drink Whiskey.

And I don't drink at all because the only alcoholic drink I like is one specific variety of wine, and I know that this is how it's made. :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 09:19:23 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 29, 2024, 10:07:22 AM

Try enjoying your next glass of wine knowing that it could possibly have someone's smelly feet mashing those grapes together... hence why I drink Whiskey.

At the moment, I'm sipping Ardbeg 10, as it happens.

What's your excuse?

Foot fetish?

Granted, the Ardbeg does taste and smell like feet roasted in fire, but it's an acquired taste.  A decent pour, is my verdict.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 29, 2024, 10:45:58 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 09:19:23 PM

What's your excuse?

I don't care.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 12:46:11 AM

Quote from: j_tour on March 29, 2024, 09:19:23 PM

At the moment, I'm sipping Ardbeg 10, as it happens.

I actually have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue label... my god, that's good stuff.

Had it for 2 years so far and only taken 2 shots out of it. Wondering how long it'll last me.

I'll probably dip into it again when all of you realise I'm too good, and I finally win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 30, 2024, 01:08:03 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 12:46:11 AM

I'll probably dip into it again when all of you realise I'm too good, and I finally win this thread.

I suggest that you just drink the rest of it, because that celebration will never come. ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 02:38:31 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 30, 2024, 01:08:03 AM

I suggest that you just drink the rest of it, because that celebration will never come. ;)

Just because your signature says 'Conqueror of the Last Post Wins thread', doesn't make it true.

That's just wishful thinking... and before you say the same about myself... may I remind you I've been on this thread a DECADE longer than you have so I think this proves my dedication and stamina and willingness to commit to something.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 30, 2024, 03:26:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 02:38:31 AM

That's just wishful thinking... and before you say the same about myself... may I remind you I've been on this thread a DECADE longer than you have so I think this proves my dedication and stamina and willingness to commit to something.

I can still say that it's just wishful thinking on your part... for 1 thing, there are more people who aren't you than who are you, and for 2, you're not the youngest one here, and younger people have a huge advantage in games where outliving one's opponents is a method of victory.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 02:38:31 AM

Just because your signature says 'Conqueror of the Last Post Wins thread', doesn't make it true.

Yes it does. ;)
The reason? I said so, and I define my signature's truthfulness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 30, 2024, 03:30:44 AM

j_tour will tell you guys that you are getting too obsessive and need to calm down.

I'll just leave it at what j_tour has to say.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2024, 03:37:05 AM

Quote from: transitional on March 30, 2024, 03:30:44 AM

j_tour will tell you guys that you are getting too obsessive and need to calm down.

I'll just leave it at what j_tour has to say.

j_tour says this is right!

And that Johnnie Walker is for those beloved fairies prancing about the countryside, drinking their wee drams.  Of course, they would nae spill a drop of the Blue!

Innocent creatures, they.  And may they prance fondly while holding the future in their beady little wee eyes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 30, 2024, 05:14:43 AM

Quote from: transitional on March 30, 2024, 03:30:44 AM

j_tour will tell you guys that you are getting too obsessive and need to calm down.

I'll just leave it at what j_tour has to say.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 06:59:24 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 30, 2024, 03:26:45 AM

I can still say that it's just wishful thinking on your part... for 1 thing, there are more people who aren't you than who are you, and for 2, you're not the youngest one here, and younger people have a huge advantage in games where outliving one's opponents is a method of victory.Yes it does. ;)
The reason? I said so, and I define my signature's truthfulness.

I would take you seriously, if it wasn't for the fact that you're the newbie.

Keep dreaming Newbie.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on March 30, 2024, 03:26:45 AM

for 1 thing, there are more people who aren't you than who are you

Yes, and over the last 11 years, I have bettered them all. That's a rather poor argument on your part. There have been many people who swore they would win - but they have come and gone. I am still here.

You don't stand a chance.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on March 30, 2024, 08:00:50 AM

Wow.  There's actually somebody who admits to being dumber than a bag of hair on here.

And that after a Wesley Willis video was quoted.  So.  Many.  Times.

It is true that a McDonalds hamburger is the worst.  It is worse than Burger King. 

Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, and rock over London, rock home Chicago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 11:37:40 PM

Quote from: j_tour on March 30, 2024, 08:00:50 AM

Wow.  There's actually somebody who admits to being dumber than a bag of hair on here.

Most people won't touch that Wesley Willis video... not by a long shot.

You keep posting it... REPEATEDLY, but no one ever clicks on it.

Definition of insanity???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 31, 2024, 03:02:15 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 30, 2024, 11:37:40 PM

Most people won't touch that Wesley Willis video... not by a long shot.

You keep posting it... REPEATEDLY, but no one ever clicks on it.

Definition of insanity???

Plenty of people click it. Perhaps it is you who is insane.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2024, 03:57:26 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 31, 2024, 03:02:15 AM

Plenty of people click it.

Yeah... those with no taste in music. To this day I still haven't heard a single second of his music... I dare not click the play button on those videos.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on March 31, 2024, 04:45:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 31, 2024, 03:57:26 AM

Yeah... those with no taste in music. To this day I still haven't heard a single second of his music... I dare not click the play button on those videos.

That explains your childish behavior.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 31, 2024, 05:17:45 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 31, 2024, 04:45:18 AM

That explains your childish behavior.

Quote from: gasplamey on March 31, 2024, 03:02:15 AM

Plenty of people click it. Perhaps it is you who is insane.

And just when I thought they'd been banned...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on March 31, 2024, 05:43:45 PM

Musical taste of the 1930s was quite interesting. It's all gone downhill since then.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on March 31, 2024, 11:25:31 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on March 31, 2024, 05:43:45 PM

Musical taste of the 1930s was quite interesting. It's all gone downhill since then.

Agreed. Now, the only person anyone under the age of 16 can stand to listen to is Taylor Swift. I'm about to get murdered for this by every "swiftie" on this site, but her music is just straight-up bad; I don't know how anyone can stand it, much less think it's the only music that should exist.  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on March 31, 2024, 11:31:07 PM

Without getting too polar, I'll just say Taylor Swift is OK, I don't mind hearing her music sometimes, but don't get how she garners such a large fan base.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 01:00:31 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on March 31, 2024, 04:45:18 AM

That explains your childish behavior.

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 01, 2024, 03:59:19 AM

Yeah, Albert Steinberg, or whatever.  The whole point was that somebody *was* foolish enough to click the link. 

It's kind of an inside joke, and partly directed at you, since I know you mock Wesley Willis.  Perhaps with good reason.  You missed the "joke."  And, apparently, you missed the punchline that one of the children actually listened to Wesley Willis.

Hey, good for them.  I guess.  Batman was a stupid jerk in the first place.  He was really running me amok.

And, Wesley Willis has some good advice, often.  Get out the hair-clippers, jerk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 01, 2024, 04:38:28 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 01:00:31 AM

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

No, he's right (for once). You are acting like a child. It doesn't make sense though, because your signature links to an adult's youtube channel.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 01, 2024, 04:45:12 AM

Anyways, happy April fools day!
Put this fish on someone's back (preferably a French person's): (https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.5164312736.9038/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 02:44:39 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 01, 2024, 04:38:28 AM

No, he's right (for once). You are acting like a child. It doesn't make sense though, because your signature links to an adult's youtube channel.

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously as well...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 01, 2024, 04:13:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 02:44:39 PM

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 01:00:31 AM

If you were important, I'd have taken your comment seriously...

Luckily, I don't let silly comments like that bother me.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 17, 2013, 07:02:36 AM

**** RULES *****
Copy pasting any part of your response is cheating and you automatically lose.

Oops...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 11:16:34 PM

That's okay - I didn't copy & paste it... I thought you deserved to have it typed out again.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 02, 2024, 12:04:51 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 01, 2024, 11:16:34 PM

That's okay - I didn't copy & paste it... I thought you deserved to have it typed out again.

You still copied the message (even if you didn't explicitly use the function for it), so still disqualified.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on April 02, 2024, 01:42:48 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 02, 2024, 12:04:51 AM

You still copied the message (even if you didn't explicitly use the function for it), so still disqualified.

What is the musical madness tournament you refer to in your bio?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 02, 2024, 04:13:50 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 02, 2024, 12:04:51 AM

You still copied the message (even if you didn't explicitly use the function for it), so still disqualified.

Man... you're not the moderator of this forum, you don't get to try and justify the rules or enforce them - and again, I've been playing this a LOT longer than you have.

You don't get to tell me what to do...

You are the newbie at this game... I'm not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 02, 2024, 08:36:23 AM

P-P and J-T , still  in their respective nursing homes drooling over their computer keyboards  allowed access to a computer for good behaviour  only to type a load of old horse sh i.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 02, 2024, 08:37:52 AM

repeat

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 02, 2024, 09:19:24 AM

Oh, wet blanket emerging.

Complainin' like a Karen no doubt, as is its wont.  Trust me, don't even need to read whatever sanctimonious screed to guess what it says, so I refuse.

(https://i.ibb.co/jwHWYJ2/D4s-AHux-WAAIdo-Sw.jpg)

True story: one has to actually eat the microwave after microwaving the confections.

And happy Easter!  49 more days to go until easter season is finished, so you can use the shorter Symbolum Apostolorum in Latin if you can't remember the Nicene Credo.  Trust me, it's allowed.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: compline on April 02, 2024, 10:18:31 AM

There you go J-T you've  just revealed yourself as a lost cause.   

 Sometimes I wonder about  the Rights to End of Life , I never would agree with it, , but What's the point when you have diminished quality of life,  and  only capable of incessant  incoherent babble is  that all you have to offer.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 02, 2024, 03:11:09 PM

Quote from: compline on April 02, 2024, 10:18:31 AM

There you go J-T you've  just revealed yourself as a lost cause.   

 Sometimes I wonder about  the Rights to End of Life , I never would agree with it, , but What's the point when you have diminished quality of life,  and  only capable of incessant  incoherent babble is  that all you have to offer.

Compline, two things.
1. Aren't you the one who made an entire argument for shutting down this thread after participating in it multiple times?
2. My gosh, even p_p isn't that harsh.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 01:15:50 AM

Quote from: compline on April 02, 2024, 08:36:23 AM

P-P and J-T , still  in their respective nursing homes drooling over their computer keyboards  allowed access to a computer for good behaviour  only to type a load of old horse sh i.

I'm DECADES away from being in a nursing home... Can't say the same for J_Tour given his propensity for old-arse themed posters from the 50's???

Quote from: j_tour on April 02, 2024, 09:19:24 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/jwHWYJ2/D4s-AHux-WAAIdo-Sw.jpg)

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 02, 2024, 03:11:09 PM

My gosh, even p_p isn't that harsh.

You sweet-talker.

I am actually... but I bite my tongue when it comes to this forum.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 03, 2024, 02:46:45 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 01:15:50 AM

I'm DECADES away from being in a nursing home... Can't say the same for J_Tour given his propensity for old-arse themed posters from the 50's???

Not to mention the fact that his claimed age is 113. (Assuming base 10.)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 01:15:50 AM

I am actually... but I bite my tongue when it comes to this forum.

I'm going to have to see this...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 05:27:55 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 03, 2024, 02:46:45 AM

Not to mention the fact that his claimed age is 113. (Assuming base 10.)I'm going to have to see this...

Oh man - I have a dirty mind. It's just my filter process for what I say out loud in real life, and type on the internet is very strong.

...less so if I've been drinking... but still moderately good.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 03, 2024, 06:00:29 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 05:27:55 AM

Oh man - I have a dirty mind.

You don't have any proof. Until you give us some, we have to assume that you're sweeter than a bucket of sugar.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 09:00:02 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 03, 2024, 06:00:29 AM

You don't have any proof. Until you give us some, we have to assume that you're sweeter than a bucket of sugar.

There's probably a large number of examples in this thread. It's up to you if you want to go through 10.5 years of posts to see my 'body of work'.

You're the only one assuming - I think everyone else knows me a lot better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 03, 2024, 09:16:12 AM

Well at least I can and do recite the rosary prayers in the universal language from memory, "Compucrackline."  As well as the mass in the Latin rite of the RCC.

And, shush, p_p.  Latin is *far* from dead.  It is the official language from which documents and other prounciamentios are adrees to the largest religion in the world.  Yeah, we get it:  you're so enlightened that you had a "big thought for three year-olds," as have many of us, and never let on that you're merely being contrarian without purpose.

(https://i.ibb.co/3B7yf2c/43362472e8612ace565e38f91a6dd3f6fc918458.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 12:23:05 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 03, 2024, 09:16:12 AM

Well at least I can and do recite the rosary prayers in the universal language from memory, "Compucrackline."  As well as the mass in the Latin rite of the RCC.

Universal language??? You do realise almost NOBODY speaks latin now, so claiming it as the universal language seems erroneous.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 03, 2024, 08:37:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 03, 2024, 12:23:05 PM

Universal language??? You do realise almost NOBODY speaks latin now, so claiming it as the universal language seems erroneous.

There is no universal language, and there never has been.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2024, 12:22:42 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 03, 2024, 08:37:42 PM

There is no universal language, and there never has been.

EXCUSE ME??? MUSIC is the universal language.

(https://assets.classicfm.com/2013/43/quotes-about-classical-music-longfellow-1383219638-view-0.jpg)

How could you not know this???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2024, 05:13:05 AM

Well, the universal language of European diplomacy used to be French after Latin ceased to hold its monopoly on all Western scholarly and political texts.

(https://i.ibb.co/WPVQzCP/190d33a40837a881b1605cc8714657138b61e417.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2024, 07:32:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2024, 05:13:05 AM

Well, the universal language of European diplomacy used to be French after Latin ceased to hold its monopoly on all Western scholarly and political texts.

You never know - soon Chinese might be the universal language... not because there's 1.5 billion of them, but because I wouldn't be surprised in some near future - they decide to take over the world.

Think about it - they're cooped up in that tiny land mass - why not take over the rest of the world and spread their density about.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 04, 2024, 09:44:48 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2024, 07:32:52 AM

You never know - soon Chinese might be the universal language... not because there's 1.5 billion of them, but because I wouldn't be surprised in some near future - they decide to take over the world.

Think about it - they're cooped up in that tiny land mass - why not take over the rest of the world and spread their density about.

The only problem with that is; where would they expand? Russia and North Korea both have Nuclear Weapons, Afghanistan is only connected by a tiny panhandle, Pakistan and India are already packed with some of the largest populations in the world, Kyrgyzstan, Nepal, Bhutan, and Tajikistan are small and wouldn't add much space. Meanwhile Vietnam, South Korea, Japan, and Taiwan are all somewhat allied with the US. Kazakhstan is a member of CSTO. That leaves war-torn Myanmar, which is fairly small anyways.
Geopolitics is tough for China and Russia.
Edit: forgot Laos, a small country heavily allied to China.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 04, 2024, 09:44:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 04, 2024, 07:32:52 AM

soon Chinese might be the universal language

Might be.

Despite what that little kid was saying, economic power should not be discounted.  And this isn't a game of Risk where mere geographical considerations are of prime relevance.

(https://i.ibb.co/fH4HPFk/83c994cb68ddf752d7a1ed84e7b690dde7c4efba.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 05, 2024, 12:47:50 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 04, 2024, 09:44:28 PM

Might be.

Despite what that little kid was saying, economic power should not be discounted.  And this isn't a game of Risk where merel geographical considerations are of prime relevance.

(https://i.ibb.co/fH4HPFk/83c994cb68ddf752d7a1ed84e7b690dde7c4efba.gif)

For once, he's right. I guarantee that I know more about modern geopolitics than him, and he's entirely correct. Not to mention the fact that China's economy is much worse than that of the US's, and that China is almost entirely reliant on imports to sustain it's population. Many other powers, like the US, import very little and don't have to worry about a resource catastrophy during a war. Not to mention that nearly all of China's imports come through the Strait of Malacca, which is enclosed by Signapore and Indonesia. The former has a small bias towards the West. In the event of a war, the US would likely abuse this weak point, which would completely destroy China's chances of winning any war spanning more than 3 months.
The US has global access and dominization; China doesn't.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 12:58:22 AM

All you need is for China to say - screw it, you're paying through the nose for all your TV's, computer parts and cars - most of which is made in China, and then you'll see how hard the world crumbles.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2024, 01:35:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 12:58:22 AM

All you need is for China to say - screw it, you're paying through the nose for all your TV's, computer parts and cars - most of which is made in China, and then you'll see how hard the world crumbles.

Well, Taiwan might have a small say in the matter.  And the US and other major economic actors dependent upon its exports may well have a much greater interest in preserving the production and design cabilities and savoir-faire of Taiwan.

Also, eat me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 05:00:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2024, 01:35:50 AM

Well, Taiwan might have a small say in the matter. 

A very, very small, almost insignificant and practically inaudible and whisper quiet say.

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2024, 01:35:50 AM

Also, eat me.

I've never tried cannibalism... I'm more than happy to stick to chicken, beef and fish.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on April 05, 2024, 03:01:17 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 05, 2024, 12:47:50 AM

For once, he's right. I guarantee that I know more about modern geopolitics than him, and he's entirely correct. Not to mention the fact that China's economy is much worse than that of the US's, and that China is almost entirely reliant on imports to sustain it's population. Many other powers, like the US, import very little and don't have to worry about a resource catastrophy during a war. Not to mention that nearly all of China's imports come through the Strait of Malacca, which is enclosed by Signapore and Indonesia. The former has a small bias towards the West. In the event of a war, the US would likely abuse this weak point, which would completely destroy China's chances of winning any war spanning more than 3 months.
The US has global access and dominization; China doesn't.

I would say the belt and road initiate made China more powerful
But it really hasn’t imo
Also, China is a world power

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 05, 2024, 06:06:55 PM

Quote from: ravelfan07 on April 05, 2024, 03:01:17 PM

I would say the belt and road initiate made China more powerful
But it really hasn’t imo
Also, China is a world power

(https://i.ibb.co/jb4vMLW/ee037183ecd050e99f948ab0246361bb1345ee9d-2-439x500.jpg)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 05:00:40 AM

A very, very small, almost insignificant and practically inaudible and whisper quiet say.

That is what she said.  To you.  She was also Britney Spears and you had a sad for a long time.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 11:12:10 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2024, 06:06:55 PM

That is what she said.  To you.  She was also Britney Spears and you had a sad for a long time.

No offense, but I wouldn't sleep with Britney even if I was paid. I'd probably catch something...

🤢

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 06, 2024, 03:17:58 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 12:58:22 AM

All you need is for China to say - screw it, you're paying through the nose for all your TV's, computer parts and cars - most of which is made in China, and then you'll see how hard the world crumbles.

That... would be a very stupid move.
It would cause other big export countries to increase their prices moderately and completely knock Chinese industry out of the equation. Needless to say, their economy would crash almost instantly.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 05, 2024, 05:00:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 05, 2024, 01:35:50 AM

Well, Taiwan might have a small say in the matter.

A very, very small, almost insignificant and practically inaudible and whisper quiet say.

p_p, you are very bad geopolitics.
Saying Taiwan, a state that has monopolized the semiconductor industry (and, by extension, the electronics industry), as well as being a top 25 military power worldwide (arguably top 10 in Asia), would have a "very, very small say" in any scenario involving China is very, very stupid. Also, China imports most of it's semiconductors from --surprise!-- Taiwan.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on April 05, 2024, 03:01:17 PM

I would say the belt and road initiate made China more powerful

1. It's not completed.
2. It definitely won't reduce China's reliance on the Strait of Malacca by much. It'll still be a huge weak point that is easy for the US to disable, considering their allies in the region.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on April 05, 2024, 03:01:17 PM

Also, China is a world power

A much more accurate term is "great power."
Great powers do have power on a global or semi-global scale. Superpowers, on the other hand, have significant influence on other great powers; to the point that every great power has to consider a superpower's possible response each time they make a foreign policy decision. For example, China can't reasonably invade Taiwan because of the likely reaction of the US and its allies. Russia didn't consider NATO's likely reaction before the invasion of Ukraine, and has been completely humiliated as a result.
The US didn't have to consider possible repercussions to their support for Israel and Ukraine; or really anything they've been doing foreign policy-wise since the turn of the millennium.
In terms of influence, I'll use military presence as an indicator. (I know this is not a perfect measure, but it's about as close as I can reasonably get.) Russia only has significant military presence in CSTO member states (Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Armenia, and Tajikistan), Syria, Ukraine, Mali, Niger, Sudan, Burkina Faso, and Ukraine. That's only about 4% of the world's population. China only has military bases in Djibouti and neighboring Tajikistan. Even with China's huge population, that's not quite 18% of the world's population. Even with a conservative estimate for the US and its allies, it still has more than 20% of the world population in its camp.
There is a clear line here that I'd hope is visible.

In terms of global access, I couldn't find a map of the combined NATO EEZs, but the EEZs of France (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Territorial_waters_-_France.svg/400px-Territorial_waters_-_France.svg.png)
Britain (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Territorial_waters_-_United_Kingdom.svg/800px-Territorial_waters_-_United_Kingdom.svg.png)
and the US (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Territorial_waters_-_United_States.svg/1200px-Territorial_waters_-_United_States.svg.png), when added to the French puppets in Africa,(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c6/CFA_Franc_map.svg/1200px-CFA_Franc_map.svg.png) (note: Niger, Mali, and Burkina Faso are likely going to leave the CFA Franc system soon.)
Should get the point across.
The US can intervene basically anywhere in the world. Russia and China are mostly restricted to Asia.

Basically, China is not a superpower. Not even close.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2024, 06:23:53 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 06, 2024, 03:17:58 AM

Saying Taiwan, a state that has monopolized the semiconductor industry (and, by extension, the electronics industry), as well as being a top 25 military power worldwide (arguably top 10 in Asia), would have a "very, very small say" in any scenario involving China is very, very stupid. Also, China imports most of it's semiconductors from --surprise!-- Taiwan.1.

Your point being what? Taiwan makes the chips needed for these devices and China buys them - but who makes the finished product - essentially all our TV's, appliances, smart phones?

Sure they import the silicon and implant them into the devices, but who is it who is ultimately building the finished product - who has the man power (and child labour) to make these devices???

CHINA!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 06, 2024, 06:59:31 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2024, 06:23:53 AM

Your point being what? Taiwan makes the chips needed for these devices and China buys them - but who makes the finished product - essentially all our TV's, appliances, smart phones?

Sure they import the silicon and implant them into the devices, but who is it who is ultimately building the finished product - who has the man power (and child labour) to make these devices???

CHINA!!!

Without the semiconductors, China can't build ANYTHING.

My point was that China was not a superpower, if you didn't look at the end.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2024, 12:21:09 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 06, 2024, 06:59:31 AM

My point was that China was not a superpower, if you didn't look at the end.

I saw that bit... I also know that there's a very good chance that in terms of potential soldiers if we were to go to war - they have 5 times the population of America, 22 times the population of Britain, and about 60 times the population of Australia, so in terms of man power and potential soldiers - they'd outnumber the sh*t out of us.

I don't think they're as weak as you think they are.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 06, 2024, 06:58:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2024, 12:21:09 PM

I saw that bit... I also know that there's a very good chance that in terms of potential soldiers if we were to go to war - they have 5 times the population of America, 22 times the population of Britain, and about 60 times the population of Australia, so in terms of man power and potential soldiers - they'd outnumber the sh*t out of us.

I don't think they're as weak as you think they are.

In terms of naval power, the US has double the tonnage.
The US has 3-4 times the aircraft of China.
Military spending isn't even close; the US has nearly 5 times the military budget, and the US currency also continues to be one of the strongest in the world.
Speaking of, the US has a larger economy as well.
Nuclear warheads obviously goes to the US.
Self-sufficiency is another massive boost to the US. Without Taiwanese semiconductors, China is on a tight time limit to win a world war. As was shown the first two times, time limits lose wars. Not to mention the previously mentioned Strait of Malacca that, if disabled, would make China completely unable to sustain a war effort. The closest thing the US has to the Strait of Malacca is the Panama Canal. Not only is China's nearest possible ally is more than 1,000 km away from the canal (Venezuela), but destroying the Panama Canal would likely drag several other American nations into the war. And even then, it wouldn't disable the US nearly as much as China would be by the Strait of Malacca; at most, it would be a minor annoyance for imports that the US already isn't completely reliant on.
Allies is another major boost to the US; they have the recently expanded NATO (which is required to come to the defense of any member state's territory north of the tropic of cancer), Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, the Philippines, and likely a few others like Vietnam and Cambodia. The only ally China has is North Korea, (and Laos, but they won't be doing much), and even that is debatable.
I reiterate: you are very bad at geopolitics.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2024, 12:56:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 06, 2024, 12:21:09 PM

I don't think they're as weak as you think they are.

Well, they know kung fu.  That's pretty strong stuff.

(https://i.imgur.com/WGkwnzU.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 01:06:32 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 06, 2024, 06:58:54 PM

In terms of naval power, the US has double the tonnage.
The US has 3-4 times the aircraft of China.
Military spending isn't even close; the US has nearly 5 times the military budget, and the US currency also continues to be one of the strongest in the world.
Speaking of, the US has a larger economy as well.
Nuclear warheads obviously goes to the US.
Self-sufficiency is another massive boost to the US. Without Taiwanese semiconductors, China is on a tight time limit to win a world war. As was shown the first two times, time limits lose wars. Not to mention the previously mentioned Strait of Malacca that, if disabled, would make China completely unable to sustain a war effort. The closest thing the US has to the Strait of Malacca is the Panama Canal. Not only is China's nearest possible ally is more than 1,000 km away from the canal (Venezuela), but destroying the Panama Canal would likely drag several other American nations into the war. And even then, it wouldn't disable the US nearly as much as China would be by the Strait of Malacca; at most, it would be a minor annoyance for imports that the US already isn't completely reliant on.
Allies is another major boost to the US; they have the recently expanded NATO (which is required to come to the defense of any member state's territory north of the tropic of cancer), Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, the Philippines, and likely a few others like Vietnam and Cambodia. The only ally China has is North Korea, (and Laos, but they won't be doing much), and even that is debatable.
I reiterate: you are very bad at geopolitics.

And you are great at using ChatGPT. Congrats to you...

Quote from: j_tour on April 07, 2024, 12:56:43 AM

Well, they know kung fu.  That's pretty strong stuff.

(https://i.imgur.com/WGkwnzU.png)

The perfect combination of that picture and that comment gave me a *** laugh.   🤣

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 01:10:27 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 01:06:32 AM

And you are great at using ChatGPT.

1. I don't even have it installed and frankly don't care enough to get it.
2. I checked 4 online AI checkers; all of them came to the conclusion that it was not AI-generated.
3. If your automatic response to "losing" an argument is to say that the other person is using AI, then that reveals a lot more about you than it does about me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 02:00:56 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 01:10:27 AM

1. I don't even have it installed and frankly don't care enough to get it.

They're online sites as well, so you don't NEED to have it installed on your computer.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 01:10:27 AM

3. If your automatic response to "losing" an argument is to say that the other person is using AI, then that reveals a lot more about you than it does about me.

Given how many people resort to it (heck, even university students use it to try and pad out their essays), it is reasonable to believe that a lot of people use AI for responses.

Also, I didn't think anyone would have the time to type out a mini-thesis response like that. If you didn't use AI (and I can't confirm that you didn't use it), clearly it's a very keen subject of yours that you follow with great respect.

...but talking about Geopolitics bores the bollocks out of me - especially when we're in a forum of this type and could be having fun.

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5d/9a/38/5d9a388007299101011b96219998e2bb.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 02:37:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 02:00:56 AM

They're online sites as well, so you don't NEED to have it installed on your computer.

I'm not aware of any examples.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 02:00:56 AM

Given how many people resort to it (heck, even university students use it to try and pad out their essays), it is a very reasonable to believe that a lot of people use AI for responses.

Fair.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 02:00:56 AM

Also, I didn't think anyone would have the time to type out a mini-thesis response like that. If you didn't use AI (and I can't confirm that you didn't use it), clearly it's a very keen subject of yours that you follow with great respect.

I chose to take that as a compliment (and seriously, I didn't use AI).

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 02:00:56 AM

...but talking about Geopolitics bores the bollocks out of me - especially when we're in a forum of this type and could be having fun.

Disagree.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 03:33:50 AM

You damn fools, all China needs to do is get everyone in the country to jump at the same time and it's all over. Massive earthquake and tsunami ensues.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 04:07:10 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 03:33:50 AM

You damn fools, all China needs to do is get everyone in the country to jump at the same time and it's all over. Massive earthquake and tsunami ensues.

People have been doing math on this and proving it wrong for a long time.
Just doesn't work like that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 04:08:35 AM

Don't be foolish, it's just propoganda to make you feel safe, it's much deadlier than nuclear war.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 04:12:46 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 04:08:35 AM

Don't be foolish, it's just propoganda to make you feel safe, it's much deadlier than nuclear war.

Check out M.A.D. You might like it.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ksrsulel33w/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 06:55:22 AM

I live in the far southern hemisphere all you up there will die first quite quickly, we instead will have prolonged agony and partake in apocalyptic anarchy.... goody.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 06:59:05 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 06:55:22 AM

I live in the far southern hemisphere all you up their will die first quite quickly, we instead will have prolonged agony and partake in apocalyptic anarchy.... goody.

The question is...
Which is worse?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 07:35:27 AM

What about the digital side of technological warfare??? We all know China has incredible server farms, and a lot of the latest hacking, and personal data theft seems to be originating from China or Russia.

Anyone ever thought China a major enemy because they have the capability of potentially hacking everyone else???

There is major deals where Chinas government and major corporations are buying up a METRIC ***-TON of AI capable graphics cards, and you wonder what the need for them is...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 08:09:07 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 07:35:27 AM

What about the digital side of technological warfare??? We all know China has incredible server farms, and a lot of the latest hacking, and personal data theft seems to be originating from China or Russia.

Anyone ever thought China a major enemy because they have the capability of potentially hacking everyone else???

There is major deals where Chinas government and major corporations are buying up a METRIC ***-TON of AI capable graphics cards, and you wonder what the need for them is...

Cyberwarfare is still developing; even if we assume that China has a huge advantage over the US in it, it still wouldn't be enough to win a war. As I showed above, there is simply a massive gap between NATO and it's allies vs. China and it's allies.
Also, *China's.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 08:27:11 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 06:59:05 AM

The question is...
Which is worse?

Losing to this post is worse.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 08:58:51 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 07, 2024, 08:27:11 AM

Losing to this post is worse.

Thank goodness I'm winning, then! ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 03:15:00 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 08:58:51 AM

Thank goodness I'm winning, then! ;)

Your wins are far between and very infrequent...

Again... 11 years of winning this thread vs 6 months.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 07, 2024, 11:06:18 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Mnvm5q7/9a09c21db2006e88bd493eb90a55895ed3aa2979.jpg)

Because that's where the flesh golems live and it encourages them to enter this world.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 07, 2024, 11:12:54 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 07, 2024, 03:15:00 PM

Your wins are far between and very infrequent...

Far from it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2024, 01:22:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 07, 2024, 11:06:18 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Mnvm5q7/9a09c21db2006e88bd493eb90a55895ed3aa2979.jpg)

Isn't that the magical portal to Narnia? No, wait - it's the Matrix...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 08, 2024, 04:33:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 07, 2024, 11:06:18 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/Mnvm5q7/9a09c21db2006e88bd493eb90a55895ed3aa2979.jpg)

It might be the low pixel count, but I think there's an asterix on the sign.
That means we SHOULD enter the mirror under specific circumstances.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2024, 11:57:31 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 08, 2024, 04:33:21 AM

It might be the low pixel count, but I think there's an asterix on the sign.
That means we SHOULD enter the mirror under specific circumstances.

Then go on then - be a leader and show us mere mortals how it's done.    ;D

And film yourself doing it, so we can put it up on EpicFails.org    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 09, 2024, 04:10:56 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 08, 2024, 11:57:31 AM

Then go on then - be a leader and show us mere mortals how it's done.    ;D

And film yourself doing it, so we can put it up on EpicFails.org    ;D

Done it.
I accidentally hit the photo button instead of the video button, so here's a before and after.
Before: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQ2u8R9Kw7pKZrErpuzkgABn1yFvW_wMuG0p7BvI1Hm3d9gUpkaK-qW0s:https://r2.erweima.ai/imgcompressed/compressed_ed3bcbd03e691e5af723c38c996f3178.webp&s)
After: (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ec/c5/e8/ecc5e8389c01309e548934efc8454a25.jpg)
Anyways, now there's a talking rabbit that looks like an englishman who won't stop yelling about how late he is. What should I do?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2024, 12:38:18 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 09, 2024, 04:10:56 PM

Done it.
I accidentally hit the photo button instead of the video button, so here's a before and after.
Before: (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQ2u8R9Kw7pKZrErpuzkgABn1yFvW_wMuG0p7BvI1Hm3d9gUpkaK-qW0s:https://r2.erweima.ai/imgcompressed/compressed_ed3bcbd03e691e5af723c38c996f3178.webp&s)
After: (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ec/c5/e8/ecc5e8389c01309e548934efc8454a25.jpg)
Anyways, now there's a talking rabbit that looks like an englishman who won't stop yelling about how late he is. What should I do?

Tell him his tie sucks, and that he needs to get a better pocket watch and time management skills???

Very surprised I went 2 days without anyone replying... are you all starting to tire?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 10, 2024, 01:48:23 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2024, 12:38:18 AM

Tell him his tie sucks, and that he needs to get a better pocket watch and time management skills???

He already hopped off. Thanks for the advice though. I'll do that next time I find a talking British rabbit who's late.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2024, 12:38:18 AM

Very surprised I went 2 days without anyone replying... are you all starting to tire?

At least according to the timestamps that are visible to me (which is GMT-1), you had the last post for about 28 hours. 2 days is 48.
You weren't even close to 2 days lol.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 10, 2024, 09:57:47 AM

Now you people are starting to upset me with your chatter.

Cancel that, statim!

(https://i.ibb.co/YN1PdX5/497c02258cb26aed32e4fa913954ec78121754d4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 10, 2024, 10:46:05 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 10, 2024, 01:48:23 AM

He already hopped off. Thanks for the advice though. I'll do that next time I find a talking British rabbit who's late.At least according to the timestamps that are visible to me (which is GMT-1), you had the last post for about 28 hours. 2 days is 48.
You weren't even close to 2 days lol.

He replied on the 10th April, I replied on the 8th.

10 - 8 = 2.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 10, 2024, 11:25:19 AM

lol.
You can't even read...
You replied on the 8th. I replied "Yesterday," which was the 9th.
9-8=1.
1<2.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 10, 2024, 11:56:02 AM

You are all wrong because before was was was, was was is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 10, 2024, 12:10:13 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 10, 2024, 11:56:02 AM

You are all wrong because before was was was, was was is.

I forgot about was. Such a wonderful person.
Unfortunately, all the faith he had had had had no effect on his chances to win this thread.(https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/Smileys/classic/cry.gif)
Anyways, I just heard that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Can someone fact check this for me? I'm too lazy to do it myself. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2024, 12:26:22 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 10, 2024, 11:25:19 AM

You can't even read...
You replied on the 8th. I replied "Yesterday," which was the 9th.
9-8=1.
1<2.

For me, it was the 10th... so you're wrong.

10-8 =

(https://media.istockphoto.com/id/475229113/vector/3d-shiny-golden-number-2.jpg?s=612x612&w=0&k=20&c=DLZKZAPfjas8GiAjPI43_AoDEI7bWMOVqPuF__600yU=)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 11, 2024, 12:54:50 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2024, 12:26:22 AM

For me, it was the 10th... so you're wrong.

How can I be both right and wrong?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2024, 07:50:51 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 11, 2024, 12:54:50 AM

How can I be both right and wrong?

Easy, because you only thought you were right.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 11, 2024, 10:25:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 11, 2024, 07:50:51 AM

Easy, because you only thought you were right.    ;D

Wrong. You only thought I was wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2024, 02:10:14 AM

Really... you couldn't come up with anything wittier than rephrasing what I already said???

(https://y.yarn.co/4133d2cc-4860-4890-a8f9-23b0a01fd47e_text.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 02:56:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2024, 02:10:14 AM

Really... you couldn't come up with anything wittier than rephrasing what I already said???

It's a true statement while yours isn't.
Therefore mine is wittier.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2024, 03:28:38 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 02:56:26 AM

It's a true statement while yours isn't.

(https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S09E06/gif/NNHxmznCLzDz.gif)

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 02:56:26 AM

Therefore mine is wittier.

Yeah... you're a real barrel of laughs. So is this guy

(https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/05/78/18/91/1000_F_578189142_4gZ8FtOlFkIYQWwPLsyGdFRBD1o10CWM.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 10:29:44 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2024, 03:28:38 AM

Yeah... you're a real barrel of laughs. So is this guy

Who the heck thought it was a joke???
Also, you're too lazy to remove the watermarks?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2024, 02:10:14 AM

(https://y.yarn.co/4133d2cc-4860-4890-a8f9-23b0a01fd47e_text.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 12, 2024, 01:34:28 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 10:29:44 AM

who the heck thought it was a joke???

Everyone who read your comments...

(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ae/55/aa/ae55aa31a61db68e2e1b5a16f6aa4d1d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 02:23:11 PM

As a matter of fact, I did get burned.
Trust me, stove tops are NOT safe to touch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2024, 12:55:16 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 02:23:11 PM

As a matter of fact, I did get burned.
Trust me, stove tops are NOT safe to touch.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 13, 2024, 03:05:48 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 12, 2024, 02:23:11 PM

As a matter of fact, I did get burned.
Trust me, stove tops are NOT safe to touch.

Nonsense. My hand has been on the stove for 30 minutes and I don't feel anything.
(https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/hand-burned-on-stove-260nw-58086016.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2024, 05:05:40 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 13, 2024, 07:05:54 AM

No se peude vivir sin amar.  Putos. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Volcano)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 13, 2024, 08:47:34 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 13, 2024, 07:05:54 AM

No se peude vivir sin amar.  Putos. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_the_Volcano)

Spanish sucks. French and Italian are better.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on April 13, 2024, 03:01:25 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 13, 2024, 08:47:34 AM

Spanish sucks. French and Italian are better.

Didn't you say you would defer all your posts to j_tour from now on?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 13, 2024, 05:05:51 PM

Quote from: transitional on April 13, 2024, 03:01:25 PM

Didn't you say you would defer all your posts to j_tour from now on?

No. I said that all my posts would be wins for J_Tour. I didn't say I'd agree with him on everything.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2024, 11:44:55 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 13, 2024, 05:05:51 PM

No. I said that all my posts would be wins for J_Tour. I didn't say I'd agree with him on everything.

That totally convinces me that you and J_Tour are the same person. Why would you want your win to go to someone else? What has he done to earn your future wins?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 14, 2024, 03:26:37 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 13, 2024, 11:44:55 PM

That totally convinces me that you and J_Tour are the same person. Why would you want your win to go to someone else? What has he done to earn your future wins?

According to him...

Quote from: gasplamey on March 16, 2024, 10:01:56 PM

I have finally read through the entirety of the Last Post wins thread, and have decided to donate all of my posts to the funniest person who posts here... the property of j_tour.

I suppose this post was after a 2-3 week long absence from posting, so there was time...
The outcome doesn't make sense though; you and LIIW have been at this thread for longer than any of us, so I'd think that he would've gone with one of you two (probably LIIW since he's way funnier than you could ever hope to be ;)). What metric did you use, GDLNI???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 14, 2024, 05:00:29 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 13, 2024, 05:05:51 PM

No. I said that all my posts would be wins for J_Tour. I didn't say I'd agree with him on everything.

Ta guêule, espèce putain.  Oh, je te tant admire, parler français, ptsse.  Et bien quelle langue dont t'y pense q seriait ma langue natale, putain? 

Chiant putain, ne me recommende toi aucun espèce dtes conneries à propos de ni le français ni l'itialien également, putain merde.
(https://i.ibb.co/f44KK1p/f0d10f63d38028cf679ef5e348ad95cd93f5a32e-2-421x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on April 14, 2024, 05:04:51 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2024, 05:00:29 AM

Ta guêule, espèce putain.  Oh, je te tant admire, parler français, ptsse.  Et bien quelle langue dont t'y pense q seriait ma langue natale, putain? 

Chiant putain, ne me recommende toi aucun espèce dtes conneries à propos de ni le français ni l'itialien également, putain merde.
(https://i.ibb.co/f44KK1p/f0d10f63d38028cf679ef5e348ad95cd93f5a32e-2-421x500.jpg)

Rare j_tour no courier moment  :o

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2024, 08:05:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 14, 2024, 05:00:29 AM

Ta guêule, espèce putain.  Oh, je te tant admire, parler français, ptsse.  Et bien quelle langue dont t'y pense q seriait ma langue natale, putain? 

Chiant putain, ne me recommende toi aucun espèce dtes conneries à propos de ni le français ni l'itialien également, putain merde.

LET IT BE KNOWN ON THE 14TH DAY OF THE 4TH MONTH OF THE 2024TH YEAR OF OUR LORD... THAT J_TOUR FORGOT HIS MOST FUNDAMENTAL DUTY, OF HONOURING THE COURIER NEW FONT... AND POSTED IN PLAIN OLD BORING ARIAL...

WE, THE MEMBERS OF THE PIANOSTREET FORUM ARE ASHAMED FOR HIM, AND ASHAMED OF HIM AND BELIEVE THAT SUCH A HEINOUS MISSTEP SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY REPEATED TO HIM, SO HE CAN NEVER FORGET THE HUMILIATION ON WHAT OCCURRED ON THIS VERY DAY.





Also on a sidenote... no one cares about the French.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 14, 2024, 08:34:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2024, 08:05:07 AM

LET IT BE KNOWN ON THE 14TH DAY OF THE 4TH MONTH OF THE 2024TH YEAR OF OUR LORD... THAT J_TOUR FORGOT HIS MOST FUNDAMENTAL DUTY, OF HONOURING THE COURIER NEW FONT... AND POSTED IN PLAIN OLD BORING ARIAL...

WE, THE MEMBERS OF THE PIANOSTREET FORUM ARE ASHAMED FOR HIM, AND ASHAMED OF HIM AND BELIEVE THAT SUCH A HEINOUS MISSTEP SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY REPEATED TO HIM, SO HE CAN NEVER FORGET THE HUMILIATION ON WHAT OCCURRED ON THIS VERY DAY.

Well, that was funny.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 14, 2024, 08:05:07 AM

Also on a sidenote... no one cares about the French.

Nearly the entire world cares about French, so you are simply wrong.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 14, 2024, 06:00:59 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/08/3b/fe/083bfe929e05273fcb74b662e8bc7eae.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 14, 2024, 06:31:02 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 14, 2024, 06:00:59 PM

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/08/3b/fe/083bfe929e05273fcb74b662e8bc7eae.jpg)

That's true in the same way "this statement is false" is true.
It's not.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 14, 2024, 07:27:28 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 14, 2024, 06:31:02 PM

That's true in the same way "this statement is false" is true.
It's not.

"This statement is false" is true. It's just also false, unlike this statement.
This is evidenced by your quote here:

Quote from: gasplamey on March 05, 2341, 09:56:40 AM

Welp Liszt-and-the-galops won, so this thread is over. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 01:09:27 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/VObdqhXtrb0AAAAC/not-over-till-i-say-its-over.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 15, 2024, 01:24:36 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 01:09:27 AM

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/VObdqhXtrb0AAAAC/not-over-till-i-say-its-over.gif)

Combined with the previous statement, we get:
"This isn't over until you say I win."
 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 01:32:07 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 15, 2024, 01:24:36 AM

Combined with the previous statement, we get:
This isn't over until you say I win."

Problem is... I'll NEVER say that. Ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 15, 2024, 02:21:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 01:32:07 AM

Problem is... I'll NEVER say that. Ever.

Well, this will never end then. Oh, wait,

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 01:32:07 AM

I give up. You win.

Nevermind. It's over. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 15, 2024, 04:03:35 AM

Well you all people can go eat one. 

(https://i.ibb.co/7XFYCDn/436658737-6889633577802829-4679732919374945185-n.jpg)

Besides, I just got banned from the online official forum dedicated to this old TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000 I used to watch when I was a kid, so you all going to lose this thread.

On the good note, they finally got back in stock the Yamaha Reface CP....toy piano to use when just sitting around at home or something, so I don't have to play guitar any more when laughing at you bunch of clowns.

Sounds and effects are excellent.  (Well, it's limited to pretty much a very good Rhodes and Wurlitzer piano sounds, and has a surprisingly rich effects bank including beautiful tremolo, autowah, decent chorus and phaser if one uses those [not really my thing, either one, but it will do the task], and a very neat delay section, which I haven't really explored much (it's a little challenging to get a dry tone and just add in effect-by-effect, and I find delay effects to be a little subtle to hear and play with, unless one is going for an extreme sound, so I just dial it in to a touch of slapback, pretty much, or turn that section off) plus verb...so, pretty much about all the effects one would want for electric pianos) ....it does have a Clavinet sound (an electrified version of a clavichord, made by the Hohner company for a while)....but it's not possible to actually play anything really percussive on the keyboard and I haven't got around to plugging it into an actual keyboard....nor even really plugged into any serious monitors or speakers).  No, one cannot actually play anything on those little minikeys....just chords and some medium or medium-up tempo single lines...there's no action on the keyboard, so forget about playing anything.  Even just single-note trills are impossible at any speed one would use those...the action isn't there physically to do even that much.  It's a toy, and I can put it in my car and play it while I'm driving!  It is actually a really useful toy, though, for those of us who don't have absolute pitch and like to transcribe performances or just play along with the radio and such.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 05:52:03 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 15, 2024, 02:21:11 AM

Well, this will never end then.

Oh... it will end eventually. One of us (most likely you) is bound to expire from this mortal coil sometime soon, and I will eventually and ultimately triumph.

And I take it you're not in it for the moral victory - because if you did have morals, you wouldn't try and put words into my mouth that I have no intention of saying.

Again... you've been at this for 6 months... I've been here for almost 11 years. In terms of tenacity, I've shown I NEVER compromise or ease off... in fact I'm not more determined than ever to win this thread.

I guarantee that you will never get the last post. There's a very good chance I'll have it, a slightly smaller chance that J_Tour or Nilsjohan will get it... but I know the one person who will NOT get the last post to win this thread...

...is you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 15, 2024, 10:38:02 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 05:52:03 AM

Oh... it will end eventually. One of us (most likely you) is bound to expire from this mortal coil sometime soon, and I will eventually and ultimately triumph.

I'm younger than you two and I know it. I just need to outlast you. Might take decades, but I don't care. I know I have this in the bag (provided nils doesn't decide to end the thread prematurely), so I won't give in.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 05:52:03 AM

And I take it you're not in it for the moral victory - because if you did have morals, you wouldn't try and put words into my mouth that I have no intention of saying.

Clearly, you're not holding on to the morals you claim are so precious to you either. In that regard, transitional and LIIW are the rightful winners.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 05:52:03 AM

Again... you've been at this for 6 months... I've been here for almost 11 years. In terms of tenacity, I've shown I NEVER compromise or ease off... in fact I'm not[assuming this is a typo, please correct me if I'm wrong :)] more determined than ever to win this thread.

There is another who's been at this thread for even longer than you. You always forget about them. Want to take a guess as to who it is?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 05:52:03 AM

I guarantee that you will never get the last post. There's a very good chance I'll have it, a slightly smaller chance that J_Tour or Nilsjohan will get it.

Out of everyone in the entire world, nilsjohan is easily the most likely to win this thread, followed by LIIW. Then transitional, then me, then finally you and j_tour.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 15, 2024, 05:52:03 AM

but I know the one person who will NOT get the last post to win this thread...

...is you.

Saying that may prove to be your biggest mistake yet...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 15, 2024, 07:26:06 PM

It's not about winning but taking the win from others. Almost like how some Chinese people compete for food.

We don't really want a winner right? Then there's just nothing left over, like the empty buffet tray of sadness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2024, 06:25:46 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 15, 2024, 07:26:06 PM

It's not about winning but taking the win from others.

Yeah, some of the things I said about you I take back.

Pretty right on.

Don't talk about it, though:  do it!

(https://i.ibb.co/kG4pCCg/d40779a78f943021988a2a9f46143f980272a04f.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 16, 2024, 10:27:43 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on April 15, 2024, 07:26:06 PM

It's not about winning but taking the win from others. Almost like how some Chinese people compete for food. We don't really want a winner right? Then there's just nothing left over, like the empty buffet tray of sadness.

That explains why you don't just lock this thread. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2024, 02:31:25 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 15, 2024, 10:38:02 AM

Out of everyone in the entire world, nilsjohan is easily the most likely to win this thread, followed by LIIW. Then transitional, then me, then finally you and j_tour.Saying that may prove to be your biggest mistake yet...

Oh, the level of naivety... to be that ignorant. That fact that you put transitional and yourself above me in terms of the odds of winning shows how foolish you truly are.

Also, I am the one who told you that chances are Nilsjohan would be the most likely winner since he alone can lock the thread if he chooses...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 16, 2024, 03:15:42 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2024, 02:31:25 PM

Also, I am the one who told you that chances are Nilsjohan would be the most likely winner since he alone can lock the thread if he chooses...

The fact that you put your own odds above his is where I take issue. Also, The creator of the thread can close it, so LIIW is below only nils.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 16, 2024, 02:31:25 PM

Oh, the level of naivety... to be that ignorant. That fact that you put transitional and yourself above me in terms of the odds of winning shows how foolish you truly are.

We've agreed that this thread will keep going for quite a long time (assuming it isn't locked). If it goes on for long enough, everyone but the youngest competitors will be dead, leaving me and transitional to compete for the win. He's younger than me if he really is a 10th grader, so he's the most likely winner among those who can't close the thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 16, 2024, 06:56:59 PM

Gawd.  You people are so serious!  Lighten up, already!

(https://i.ibb.co/86CWQ0Y/99b31be7ed2d47367e8aa0b132cdd55ca2387277.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 16, 2024, 07:30:46 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2024, 06:56:59 PM

Lighten up, already!

No.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2024, 12:10:25 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 16, 2024, 06:56:59 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/86CWQ0Y/99b31be7ed2d47367e8aa0b132cdd55ca2387277.jpg)

I ain't going to ask what the hole is used for... too many of them seemingly in Fremantle.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 16, 2024, 07:30:46 PM

No.

Good... the stress will kill you. Seemingly I'm as stress free as an aerobic or Pilates instructor. I'll *** outlive you all... I've gone my entire life without COVID, the flu, gastro, eye or ear infections and I haven't had to throw up in 30 years.

I'm practically immune to disease... and the last time I had to take a sick day was 8 *** years ago.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 17, 2024, 12:52:08 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2024, 12:10:25 PM

Good... the stress will kill you. Seemingly I'm as stress free as an aerobic or Pilates instructor. I'll *** outlive you all...

Aren't you in your early 40s or something?
I'm in my 20s and transitional is probably in his teens. You don't stand a chance of outliving either of us.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2024, 12:10:25 PM

I've gone my entire life without COVID, the flu, gastro, eye or ear infections and I haven't had to throw up in 30 years.

That's... pretty common. Even then, I don't buy some of that.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2024, 12:10:25 PM

I'm practically immune to disease... and the last time I had to take a sick day was 8 *** years ago.

Wasn't that the day you got fired? ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 17, 2024, 08:21:21 PM

Goddamned people!  So fricking serious!  That's why I dislike young people.

Take your medicine already.  Put hair on your chest.

(https://i.ibb.co/TRSgPBz/40e90b01f75ada2e2ec3a88ecd9850c5a7a436a3.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 17, 2024, 08:27:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 17, 2024, 08:21:21 PM

Put hair on your chest.[/font]

Honestly we should avoid that conversation like the plague.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 18, 2024, 06:52:00 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 17, 2024, 08:27:47 PM

Honestly we should avoid that conversation like the plague.

OK, put hair on your palms then.  How the hell should I know?

(https://i.ibb.co/kc2mYFj/799f39c9a1886bc4923c310e8eee9a0839bbd24e-2-330x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2024, 09:01:00 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 17, 2024, 12:52:08 PM

Aren't you in your early 40s or something?

I take offense to that... I'm ages away from my 40's thank you. I'm still in my 30's.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 17, 2024, 12:52:08 PM

I'm in my 20s and transitional is probably in his teens. You don't stand a chance of outliving either of us.That's... pretty common. Even then, I don't buy some of that.

Young people do stupid things... teenagers - even more so. I lived through that period and didn't do anything dumb, so I've got a great chance of outliving you all.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 17, 2024, 12:52:08 PM

Wasn't that the day you got fired? ;D

Nope... still in the same job I was 8 years ago... or 13 years ago for that matter.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 18, 2024, 10:31:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 18, 2024, 06:52:00 AM

OK, put hair on your palms then.  How the hell should I know?

Now THAT I can get behind.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Us5Uo3fdH3lUSRTl3Y5XAQAAAA?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2024, 10:11:18 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 18, 2024, 10:31:07 AM

Now THAT I can get behind.

Who the hell wants hairy palms??? You'd look like barefoot... My hands are hair free and haven't seen a single days hard labour...

...perfect for piano playing...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 18, 2024, 10:49:24 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2024, 10:11:18 PM

Who the hell wants hairy palms???

It was a joke...

Based on petting a cat...


Hence the image.




Also, what the **** is "Barefoot"?? ?? ??

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 19, 2024, 04:00:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 17, 2024, 12:10:25 PM

I've gone my entire life without COVID, the flu, gastro, eye or ear infections...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 18, 2024, 10:11:18 PM

My hands are hair free and haven't seen a single days hard labour...

Oh Bubble boy! I remember you.
(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/12/06/scisource_bn9565_wide-76ab203b8ae3f97dfb01b405cb42c7f5351b524b.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2024, 06:16:21 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 18, 2024, 10:49:24 PM

Based on petting a cat...

I have no idea what you're talking about. 

I keep my hands and fingertips dry and free of hair at all times.

It adds to the mystery.  Plus kitty likes it that way, although .... never mind ... fill in your own punchline to that!

(https://i.ibb.co/QQZ5BSM/435569323-10233023837321285-1904712088965361585-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2024, 09:50:43 AM

I never liked Archie comics... too tame for my taste. There's something rather lackluster I find in their jokes...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 19, 2024, 04:30:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2024, 09:50:43 AM

I never liked Archie comics... too tame for my taste. There's something rather lackluster I find in their jokes...

I despise them for...
other reasons.

like trying to make Sonic the most powerful thing in fiction smh. >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 19, 2024, 07:32:19 PM

It knows what it did. 

(https://i.ibb.co/5Wm6xGp/418834061-10233944047562983-2506222957170063413-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2024, 11:55:48 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 19, 2024, 04:30:21 PM

I despise them for...
other reasons.

like trying to make Sonic the most powerful thing in fiction smh.

Wait... we went from Archie to Sonic... Is that Sonic the Hedgehog or did I miss something???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2024, 02:57:24 AM

Oh, god. 

Here comes p_p's favorite topic...his damned hedgehog crap.  That and the fricking simpdums, an ancient show that should have been mercy killed while I was still a child.

I have a serious question though.  If my teacher says it's OK, am I allowed to spray hornet and wasp spray into a person's eyes, if I cut their heads off afterwards to make sure I escape?

I don't have enough practice, but my teacher thinks I'm ready to perform this piece at the end of the spring semester.

We figured I can practice by performing on some hobos and crackheads, you know, busking and at some bars in town, and work my way up to retirement homes and churches.

(https://i.ibb.co/q12fM8r/723346.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2024, 04:25:16 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 20, 2024, 02:57:24 AM

Oh, god. 

Here comes p_p's favorite topic...his damned hedgehog crap. 

What are you talking about? I've maybe posted that Sonic the Hedgehog shocked face twice... in 10 years.

Don't know what you're on about... have you taken your meds?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 20, 2024, 08:53:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2024, 04:25:16 AM

Don't know what you're on about... have you taken your meds?

And then some!

I probably took your meds by accident!  Sorry about that.  No matter what the instructions say, definitely take more the next time.

Trust me.  It all balances out; it's fine.

(https://i.ibb.co/Tk46Xsc/497c02258cb26aed32e4fa913954ec78121754d4.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 20, 2024, 12:39:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 20, 2024, 08:53:34 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/Tk46Xsc/497c02258cb26aed32e4fa913954ec78121754d4.jpg)

I bet you there's a more sordid and kinky reason he kept that ape 'doped up'.

Sick bastard...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 20, 2024, 07:44:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 19, 2024, 11:55:48 PM

Wait... we went from Archie to Sonic... Is that Sonic the Hedgehog or did I miss something???

They're literal Sonic fanboys.
At least fanboy for a character who isn't known for being a narcissistic, paranoid, semi-villainous protagonist...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2024, 01:28:57 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 20, 2024, 07:44:28 PM

They're literal Sonic fanboys.
At least fanboy for a character who isn't known for being a narcissistic, paranoid, semi-villainous protagonist...

As I said... I wouldn't know. Practically never read Archie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 21, 2024, 02:43:22 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2024, 01:28:57 AM

As I said... I wouldn't know. Practically never read Archie.

I don't either. Heck, I might even be wrong about some of it.
I got most of my info on the subject second-hand more than a decade ago; had a friend in middle school who couldn't shut his mouth about it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2024, 03:36:21 AM

Must admit, it's nice that they're making some good movies from the video games. Sonic was a decent enough film for a chuckle - and Jim Carrey is a brilliant antagonist.

How they managed to *** up the Max Payne movie though is beyond me...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 21, 2024, 06:54:17 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 21, 2024, 03:36:21 AM

Must admit, it's nice that they're making some good movies from the video games. Sonic was a decent enough film for a chuckle...

Let me guess as to what Sonic was portrayed as:
Literally anything but benevolent.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2024, 09:03:31 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 21, 2024, 06:54:17 PM

Let me guess as to what Sonic was portrayed as:
Literally anything but benevolent.

God... why would they portray him as benevolent??? That would make it the most boring film ever.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 22, 2024, 11:15:59 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 22, 2024, 09:03:31 AM

God... why would they portray him as benevolent??? That would make it the most boring film ever.

That was also a joke.
Based on the fact that the character has literally never been benevolent in any media, to my knowledge.
That's the second time in 7 days that you've forgotten that jokes exist.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2024, 09:34:04 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 22, 2024, 11:15:59 AM

That was also a joke.
Based on the fact that the character has literally never been benevolent in any media, to my knowledge.
That's the second time in 7 days that you've forgotten that jokes exist.

That's not true - I was pointing out how bad your jokes were.

You need better material.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 23, 2024, 11:25:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 23, 2024, 09:34:04 AM

That's not true - I was pointing out how bad your jokes were.

Still better than yours.
Not a very high bar, though. I'll give you that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 23, 2024, 12:09:15 PM

On A different topic, it appears that Gasplamey is finally gone. :)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 23, 2024, 06:55:13 PM

Thank god I can finally win the thread without those meddling kids.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 23, 2024, 09:25:40 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 23, 2024, 06:55:13 PM

[image]

NO.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on April 24, 2024, 06:06:19 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 23, 2024, 09:25:40 PM

NO.

"No! Don't!  Stop!" or "No don't stop?"

KNOw that NO with some kNOwingness means NO NOtably, NOte NO can be kNOwn to be yes you kNOw but NOtionally too shy to say NO.

NO NO ZONE BY THE WAY, UNLESS YOU ARE SAYING NO TO A NO NO ZONE, THEN NO IS KNOWN TO BE NOT ONLY A NO BUT ALSO KNOWN TO BE SAYING NO TO USING NO. NO?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2024, 08:33:28 AM

YES!!!!

(https://i.ibb.co/rsD2Mp2/7b1e2c2e1a54fa5317773b4c15d94bb50a5ccaed.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 09:33:50 AM

I just love the fact that Liszt-and-the-galops message/quote reads:

Quote from: j_tour on April 23, 2024, 06:55:13 PM

[image]

Just a random box saying [image]... like this brilliant example in video games.

(https://i.ibb.co/hR8JKcJ/y-A063z-L2-Zr3-SR3-Zv1w-ZDIfy-SPr-YPf-w49-UTEk-EWEc-ZI.webp)



Also, this:

Quote

conqueror of the Last post wins thread

You're *** fooling yourself. Just cause you made it part of your signature, doesn't mean it's true. I will eradicate your ability to win this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 12:12:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 09:33:50 AM

I just love the fact that Liszt-and-the-galops message/quote reads:

Just a random box saying [image]... like this brilliant example in video games.

(https://i.ibb.co/hR8JKcJ/y-A063z-L2-Zr3-SR3-Zv1w-ZDIfy-SPr-YPf-w49-UTEk-EWEc-ZI.webp)

I admit: that gave me a good laugh.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 09:33:50 AM

Also, this:

You're *** fooling yourself. Just cause you made it part of your signature, doesn't mean it's true. I will eradicate your ability to win this thread.

I'd like to see you try.

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2024, 08:33:28 AM

YES!!!!

It appears j_tour left the courier at the post office. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 02:19:31 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 12:12:50 PM

I'd like to see you try.

(https://www.earnestassoc.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/do-or-do-not-1.jpg)

I don't try... I damn well do. And I do it *** well.

Also... I literally have mentioned on several occasions that I will end you, so I don't see why you bother to hold on to that pathetic glimmer of hope you have in your eye.

You can't beat me... you never will, and your misplaced belief in winning is just naivety mixed with overconfidence.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 02:32:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 02:19:31 PM

You can't beat me... you never will, and your misplaced belief in winning is just naivety mixed with overconfidence.

Yikes...
Anyone who just read that saw how overconfident you are.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 02:19:31 PM

I don't try... I damn well do. And I do it *** well.

Also... I literally have mentioned on several occasions that I will end you...

You clearly haven't done it well, because I'm still standing. Either you're really bad at winning, or you're doing just fine and I'm just too good. Choose whichever you want, but know there's no in-between.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 02:19:31 PM

...so I don't see why you bother to hold on to that pathetic glimmer of hope you have in your eye. 

"glimmer" is an understatement. For me, at least.
A much more accurate term would be "inferno."
(https://atmosfx.com/cdn/shop/products/Inferno_Key_Art_Realistic_600x600_8a2179a3-b81b-436d-9f8c-9946d3baba0a_grande.jpg?v=1661481376)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:12:38 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 02:32:51 PM

Anyone who just read that saw how overconfident you are.

I've been at this FAR longer than you have... FAR, FAR longer... that's not overconfidence; that's longevity. Something you haven't demonstrated yet with your pithy time at this thread.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 02:32:51 PM

You clearly haven't done it well, because I'm still standing. Either you're really bad at winning, or you're doing just fine and I'm just too good.

Again... you haven't been standing that long. I've defeated far worse than you.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 02:32:51 PM

Choose whichever you want, but know there's no in-between."glimmer" is an understatement. For me, at least.
A much more accurate term would be "inferno."

At best, you're a pithy flicker of fire - an almost imperceptible visual luminance of light. Give it a few more months and I've have you snuffed out.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 03:12:41 PM

I win!

THREE SECONDS!!! ;D ;D ;D

Also, just proved you wrong entirely. Dare you to say that again ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:14:27 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 03:12:41 PM

I win!

THREE SECONDS!!! ;D ;D ;D

Well, I take consolidation in the fact that I don't sit by the computer and hit the refresh button like a madman.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 03:15:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:14:27 PM

Well, I take consolidation in the fact that I don't sit by the computer and hit the refresh button like a madman.

Don't forget adjusting the settings to favor faster response.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:15:40 PM

I've got better things to do... when I win, no one will care that you have the fastest win... only that I had the last one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 03:16:28 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:15:40 PM

Two seconds...

Can you count?

40-28=12.
NOT 2.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:17:29 PM

Blame that on a RAM error that froze my computer as I hit the send button...

I've got better things to do... when I win, no one will care that you have the fastest win... only that I had the last one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 04:02:15 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:15:40 PM

I've got better things to do... when I win, no one will care that you have the fastest win... only that I had the last one.

For one thing, I've never been so embarrassed that I replaced my previous incorrect statement with a copy-paste from a later post, therefore breaking the rules.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:12:38 PM

I've defeated far worse than you.

Name one example. Can't be someone who willingly quit like Thalbergmad or Stravinskylover.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:12:38 PM

I've have

Tf does that even mean? To you, I mean. Obvious that no one else understood it.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:17:29 PM

... when I win...

Don't be so sure of things...
I've already proven I'm more committed than you.
In fact, I'm committed enough to

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 24, 2024, 03:14:27 PM

sit by the computer and hit the refresh button like a madman.

Your words, not mine ;D

Also, wasn't even doing that. I had a message already pulled up and ready to send (which I always do), and just happened to log in as you posted. Ctrl+tab and a mouse click handled the rest.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 24, 2024, 08:09:25 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 12:12:50 PM

It appears j_tour left the courier at the post office. ;D

Negative.  The courier typeface supports different font sizes, as you've just seen.

Perhaps you should pursue something more suitably refined and dainty for your delicate tastes, rather than attempt to do battle in this thread.

(https://i.ibb.co/9t5GHyp/main-qimg-b673be283508ca83e48845b9e8b4d837.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 09:21:46 PM

Congrats!
You know how to edit your posts.
Though we already knew that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2024, 12:02:09 AM

Yeah... hows the Mazeppa piece you've been wanting to learn - any closer to it???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 25, 2024, 12:46:55 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2024, 12:02:09 AM

Yeah... hows the Mazeppa piece you've been wanting to learn - any closer to it???

You know, if you'd read literally any other thread, you'd know the answer to that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2024, 08:42:13 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 25, 2024, 12:46:55 AM

You know, if you'd read literally any other thread, you'd know the answer to that.

I did - you've been voting for it, but that says nothing about your ability to play it.

Dreaming of playing something isn't going to help you play it. Maybe leave the computer alone and start hitting the piano keys instead of the computer keys.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 25, 2024, 10:33:01 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2024, 08:42:13 AM

I did - you've been voting for it, but that says nothing about your ability to play it.

You clearly haven't been, if that's all you know.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2024, 03:27:10 PM

I read through the last 50 of your posts and nothing about Mazeppa apart from that idiotic ranking was mentioned.

...so I take it that's a no on the 'closer to Mazeppa'? You'll have a better chance of being able to play that, than winning this thread.

Maybe you should listen to your good friend J_Tour who is doing nothing but trying to give you friendly, helpful advice:

Quote from: j_tour on April 24, 2024, 08:09:25 PM

Perhaps you should pursue something more suitably refined and dainty for your delicate tastes, rather than attempt to do battle in this thread.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 25, 2024, 06:00:14 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 25, 2024, 03:27:10 PM

idiotic ranking

Your just jealous of the fact that I can still exist outside of this thread while winning it. Can't say the same for you...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 25, 2024, 08:16:02 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 09:21:46 PM

You know how to edit your posts.

Not edited, you worm.

(https://i.ibb.co/qDtz247/ae55aa31a61db68e2e1b5a16f6aa4d1d.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on April 25, 2024, 10:36:43 PM

Possibly what liszt-and-the-galops meant was to read every post ... if anyone's too lazy to do that, here's one:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 24, 2024, 04:23:28 PM

In that case, Preludio might not be a good idea; there are a few 9ths in there, which small hands will have immense difficulty in playing. As someone who can reach nearly an 11th, it's fairly easy for me.

jsyk, the Preludio Liszt is referring to is Transcendental Etude 1. It's a really ambiguous way to call it, I wasn't sure at first.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2024, 12:33:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 25, 2024, 08:16:02 PM

Not edited, you worm.

(https://i.ibb.co/qDtz247/ae55aa31a61db68e2e1b5a16f6aa4d1d.jpg)

I can also confirm that J_Tour used the Courier New font straight from the get go... and clearly you're too dumb to realise that.

While there have been a rare number of times he's forgotten - that wasn't one of them.

Go back to your practice... otherwise you'll continually be 15 years from learning the Mazeppa.

Also, I'd just like to re-iterate that LatG sucks at embedding:

(https://i.ibb.co/C5DqCPp/Liszt-and-the-galops-sucks-at-embedding.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2024, 04:58:49 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2024, 12:33:21 AM

I can also confirm that J_Tour used the Courier New font straight from the get go... and clearly you're too dumb to realise that.

While there have been a rare number of times he's forgotten - that wasn't one of them.

Well, thank you!  You may be a tea-sipping limey pom with a fetish for kangaroo porn, but you've always been honest.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 26, 2024, 12:33:21 AM

Go back to your practice... otherwise you'll continually be 15 years from learning the Mazeppa.

Indeed.

(https://i.ibb.co/X3P2PG7/849a5721fe256f4842b1ebe594e898c76bd7a6f0.gif)

Quote from: transitional on April 25, 2024, 10:36:43 PM

jsyk, the Preludio Liszt is referring to is Transcendental Etude 1. It's a really ambiguous way to call it, I wasn't sure at first.

Oh....dammit, I had that one clean, as a kind of exercise a number of months ago.  Meh, could probably do with more playing myself.  Little pieces like that.  Still haven't memorized the Contrapunctus IX from Ars fuga yet.  Nor have all of the E minor Partita down and memorized (the gigue is kind of elusive, for me...so many different ways to play it, and the notes are there...but...one must decide), nor even all of the A maj English Suite (early Bach, but also somewhat an improvisatory quality to many of the dances in the suite that makes it difficult to memorize for me).  Dammit!

Bringing up work in a thread like this. 

For shame!

Dammit!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 27, 2024, 01:05:47 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 27, 2024, 04:58:49 AM

Well, thank you!  You may be a tea-sipping limey pom with a fetish for kangaroo porn, but you've always been honest.

I may have always been honest, but I've never even been into Kangaroo porn... didn't even know that existed. Maybe it's the Aussies that are into that???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 27, 2024, 06:47:56 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 23, 2024, 12:09:15 PM

On A different topic, it appears that Gasplamey is finally gone. :)

Nopr. I will never go away and will always return.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 27, 2024, 08:25:06 PM

A pommy git says what?

(https://i.ibb.co/9vyjKy2/82156d39e4d56c8324d1f09db023a0fc79b9a79a.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2024, 12:31:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 27, 2024, 08:25:06 PM

A pommy git says what?

(https://i.ibb.co/9vyjKy2/82156d39e4d56c8324d1f09db023a0fc79b9a79a.gif)

You do realise... Tom Hanks is an american Actor, and in the movie he played an american civilian.

How is he a pommy???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 28, 2024, 12:53:41 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2024, 12:31:21 AM

How is he a pommy???

God question.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on April 28, 2024, 05:02:27 AM

I am terribly sorry for my poor grammer earlier today: I was mildly drunk.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 28, 2024, 05:23:43 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2024, 12:31:21 AM

You do realise... Tom Hanks is an american Actor, and in the movie he played an american civilian.

How is he a pommy???

No, but you are,

(https://i.ibb.co/7bsjWZB/19s125.jpg)

You...people...with your perfect pitches and all that.  Outrageous, outlandish, and I cannot tolerate it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2024, 10:22:33 AM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 28, 2024, 05:02:27 AM

I am terribly sorry for my poor grammer earlier today: I was mildly drunk.

Oh jesus - are you jumping on the 'Courier New' bandwagon as well??? I'm usually sloshed 98% of the time and that hasn't stopped me from creating witty and banter-filled posts that question our reality and challenge our perceptions...

[sh*t, the absinthe is starting to wear off. ]

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2024, 05:23:43 AM

No, but you are

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMG41N2YwZjgxdWRpem83eTRudmJ4Nmkya3J5bHY5NHp1NzNnMzZieCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l4pLY0zySvluEvr0c/giphy.gif)

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2024, 05:23:43 AM

You...people...with your perfect pitches and all that.  Outrageous, outlandish, and I cannot tolerate it.

I wasn't born in England you bloody numpty... where the hell did you get that from??? Most of the Prisoners of Mother England (Pome) were ENGLISH, you daft pillock.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTRyNG9qZDUxZDZjcTh0dGZ4dmd5bnN6djl1cGc2b3hmZG55azhoaSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 28, 2024, 05:19:12 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on April 28, 2024, 12:53:41 AM

God question.

Quote from: gasplamey on April 27, 2024, 06:47:56 PM

Nopr. I will never go away and will always return.

Quote from: gasplamey on April 27, 2024, 06:50:46 PM

Youre wrong...

You're out of your mind. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 28, 2024, 11:12:50 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 28, 2024, 10:22:33 AM

I wasn't born in England you bloody numpty... where the hell did you get that from??? Most of the Prisoners of Mother England (Pome) were ENGLISH, you daft pillock.

Hey, who's your head of state, bright boy?

And, yes, that other dude should stop using Courier....it's confusing to me as well.

Here, have cartoon or whatever.

(https://i.ibb.co/kJp9RJC/5658a96000bb2286c22f8e2b79ba2489fc98a65f.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 01:23:37 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2024, 11:12:50 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/kJp9RJC/5658a96000bb2286c22f8e2b79ba2489fc98a65f.jpg)

This is one of the reasons I like cats more.
They don't need to pretend to be sharks to be as successful as them. They're more than that by themselves.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on April 29, 2024, 02:38:57 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 01:23:37 AM

This is one of the reasons I like cats more.
They don't need to pretend to be sharks to be as successful as them. They're more than that by themselves.

Why do we have to opinionate that in the first place?
The only reason I have "favorites" is so that I could answer time-wasting worksheets on first day of school back in elementary school. Unless it comes to music.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2024, 07:14:58 AM

Quote from: transitional on April 29, 2024, 02:38:57 AM

Why do we have to opinionate that in the first place?

(https://i.ibb.co/vCFwr1P/1yqpo5.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 11:21:53 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 29, 2024, 07:14:58 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/vCFwr1P/1yqpo5.jpg)

No one was saying that.
The second part is spot-on, though.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2024, 12:04:56 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 28, 2024, 11:12:50 PM

Hey, who's your head of state, bright boy?

I don't know... some old fogey who's probably too senile to point to the country of Australia, even if he was given a globe with all the countries named on it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 12:52:26 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2024, 12:04:56 PM

I don't know... some old fogey who's probably too senile to point to the country of Australia, even if he was given a globe with all the countries named on it.

This guy?
(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/io7smM5G6WVE/v0/-1x-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2024, 02:30:19 PM

Well... the sovereign head of state is technically King Charles... but I think he's a useless old codger...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 12:52:26 PM

(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/io7smM5G6WVE/v0/-1x-1.jpg)

...but not as *** useless as that dopey shithead. And funnily enough - he isn't our Prime Minister. He got voted out for another useless prick who can barely say 2 sentences without mumbling like Snuffulupugus:

(https://theshovel.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/anthony-albanese-rio-tinto-v.png)

...and is about as useful as a sandpaper dildo. Sorry for the rant, but I really despise a lot of politicians.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 02:56:36 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2024, 02:30:19 PM

Well... the sovereign head of state is technically King Charles... but I think he's a useless old codger...

...but not as *** useless as that dopey shithead. And funnily enough - he isn't our Prime Minister. He got voted out for another useless prick who can barely say 2 sentences without mumbling like Snuffulupugus:

(https://theshovel.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/anthony-albanese-rio-tinto-v.png)

...and is about as useful as a sandpaper dildo. Sorry for the rant, but I really despise a lot of politicians.

My apologies. I just googled "leader of Australia" and hoped it would give me an accurate result.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 29, 2024, 06:43:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 29, 2024, 02:30:19 PM

...and is about as useful as a sandpaper dildo.

OK, that's pretty funny.

See?  This is an educational thread! 

(https://i.ibb.co/wC0Y0Qf/1yqwwn.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 10:04:57 PM

Quote from: j_tour on April 29, 2024, 06:43:59 PM

See?  This is an educational thread! 

Indeed.
I am educating you all in humility. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2024, 06:32:53 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 10:04:57 PM

Indeed.
I am educating you all in humility. ;D

Boy, didn't nobody never teach you to walk before you try to run?

Simmer down there.

(https://i.ibb.co/7zt14Q5/6f004a8af6926c7a0b03748f0434d172a372942a.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 30, 2024, 10:23:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 30, 2024, 06:32:53 AM

walk before you try to run?

I doubt very many people have done the opposite, and I doubt I was one of them. That was about 20 years ago though. How is that relevant to this thread?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2024, 12:04:13 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 29, 2024, 02:56:36 PM

My apologies. I just googled "leader of Australia" and hoped it would give me an accurate result.

I hope that Google served you well and showed you the great well that is his ineptitude. Deep and dark, and almost infinite.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 30, 2024, 12:11:51 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2024, 12:04:13 PM

I hope that Google served you well and showed you the great well that is his ineptitude. Deep and dark, and almost infinite.

Just be glad you don't live in the US. The race is between a sane old man and an insane old man.
In the words of a comedian:
One of the candidates has been indicted on multiple counts and owes over half a billion dollars, and it's still a tie.

In the words of the president, he's a grown man fighting a six-year-old. I certainly don't disagree with that.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2024, 02:26:52 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on April 30, 2024, 12:11:51 PM

Just be glad you don't live in the US. The race is between a sane old man and an insane old man.
In the words of a comedian:
One of the candidates has been indicted on multiple counts and owes over half a billion dollars, and it's still a tie.

In the words of the president, he's a grown man fighting a six-year-old. I certainly don't disagree with that.

I think the only thing Trump actually achieved is...

...making people all over the world grateful... that they don't live in the US.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on April 30, 2024, 02:36:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on April 30, 2024, 02:26:52 PM

I think the only thing Trump actually achieved is...

...making people all over the world grateful... that they don't live in the US.

That, and turning an entire political party into a fascist cult.
The dude quotes from Hitler.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on April 30, 2024, 07:35:37 PM

Oh, no.  We don't use that name around here.  Or IRL.  That f*** freak has caused more vomit than is due...for so many years.  Since birth.

Make fun of the lady batsh** people, though, like MTG, Boebert, or Alina Habba.  At least they're entertaining and every bit as vile, reckless, and stupid.

Can't speak the name of that limp-wristed, tiny-fingered, no count, no taste, fat slob, though.  Won't allow it.

(https://i.gifer.com/DTg2.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 01, 2024, 01:21:07 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 30, 2024, 07:35:37 PM

Oh, no.  We don't use that name around here.  Or IRL.  That f*** freak has caused more vomit than is due...for so many years.  Since birth.

I'm not sure if you're talking about the person who attempted a coup or the one who was successful. They're practically indistinguishable at this point.
(https://i.imgur.com/eKbd8nG.jpg)
Note: Though the image is intended as a joke, the rest of the comment is serious.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2024, 01:50:45 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 01, 2024, 01:21:07 AM

I'm not sure if you're talking about the person who attempted a coup or the one who was successful. They're practically indistinguishable at this point.

Agreed.  Millard Fillmore was one of the worst Americans.

And Paul Hogan was the finest Englishmen who ever lived.  He saved Wales and Cornwall from a herd of stampeding crocodiles.  Truly, an heroic person.

True story.

(https://i.ibb.co/hWpCdFy/c9b815f21f1f851aca6f340f6942dc900e9e54d7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 09:13:55 AM

Quote from: j_tour on April 30, 2024, 07:35:37 PM

Can't speak the name of that limp-wristed, tiny-fingered, no count, no taste, fat slob, though.  Won't allow it.

You mean we're not allowed to say

TRUMP???

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Trump_Text_Logo.svg)

(https://framemark.vam.ac.uk/collections/2017JW1501/full/735,/0/default.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Trump_Text_Logo.png)

(https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1688,w_3000,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_1044/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1692668664/230821-trump-rnc-pledge-tease_hys1sm.jpg)





Too much???    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 01, 2024, 10:29:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 09:13:55 AM

You mean we're not allowed to say

TRUMP???

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Trump_Text_Logo.svg)

(https://framemark.vam.ac.uk/collections/2017JW1501/full/735,/0/default.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Trump_Text_Logo.png)

(https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1688,w_3000,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_1044/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1692668664/230821-trump-rnc-pledge-tease_hys1sm.jpg)





Too much???    ;D

I'm going to side with j_tour on this one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 02:23:27 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 01, 2024, 10:29:52 AM

I'm going to side with j_tour on this one.

I don't care... I don't live in America. If he becomes President for the 2nd *** time despite the allegations of corruption, bribery, witness intimidation and trying to silence anyone who speaks against him...

...you all *** deserve it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 01, 2024, 04:20:02 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 02:23:27 PM

I don't care... I don't live in America. If he becomes President for the 2nd *** time despite the allegations of corruption, bribery, witness intimidation and trying to silence anyone who speaks against him...

Then he becomes a dictator, sides with Russia, and (most likely) aids in the destruction of most of the world's democracies.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 02:23:27 PM

...you all *** deserve it.

Problem with that is: most people hate him. He won in 2016 because Russia meddled in the elections. If he wins this year, it'll be because of the same reason.
Well, that and the fact that he has a cult supporting him.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 01, 2024, 08:44:38 PM

Dammit.
Scott Morrison.
Paul Hogan.
Enough!

My word is final.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 02:23:27 PM

despite the allegations of corruption, bribery, witness intimidation and trying to silence

A bit more than allegations, really. 

(https://i.ibb.co/wgJJCL9/29ced8fcadbd0129d3a80aa4b288beb1ce613595.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 01, 2024, 11:35:27 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2024, 08:44:38 PM

A bit more than allegations, really. 

...A LOT more than allegations, really.

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2024, 08:44:38 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/wgJJCL9/29ced8fcadbd0129d3a80aa4b288beb1ce613595.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on May 01, 2024, 11:38:56 PM

I'm glad there's somewhere on the internet where people are actually fine with openly complaining about this joke of a politician.

Won't get into what he has with Russia. Even domestically he's said far too much to have any impact on me.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 09:01:40 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 01, 2024, 08:44:38 PM

My word is final.

Your word doesn't mean sh*t to me... I'll do whatever the hell I please.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2024, 09:19:30 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 09:01:40 AM

Your word doesn't mean sh*t to me... I'll do whatever the hell I please.

You best simmer down, son.  I don't much care for your attitude!   ;D

(https://i.ibb.co/VLT99tN/44f8546736e28753d5c9590a318bf4ba038dfbd5-2-338x500.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 02, 2024, 09:31:06 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 01, 2024, 02:23:27 PM

...you all *** deserve it.

Well, sorry to have to agree with this howler monkey's statement, but that is true.

The old truism, "one gets the government one deserves," is a wise aphorism that holds steady over many centuries, and even applies to this rock of bull-headed stupidity, the US.

The time for Americans to resist and protest is, sadly, IMHO, pretty much over.  We're just watching this despicable ourobouros play it with its enablers on TV.  No, the candidate is incapable of communicating via speech.

It's deplorable, and an outrage. 

But, if people want their lizard alien Q-Anon treasoness incontinent fool....there's not much to be done except shake one head and say "what a bunch of a-holes!"

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 10:41:14 AM

You DO realise you can post just one post and address/quote multiple people...

Your double posting only really matters in the 2nd last post wins thread... but I don't think many people care about that one.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 02, 2024, 11:11:52 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 10:41:14 AM

Your double posting only really matters in the 2nd last post wins thread... but I don't think many people care about that one.

Don't make us go down that rabbit hole again...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 12:44:29 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 02, 2024, 11:11:52 AM

Don't make us go down that rabbit hole again...

We went down the rabbit hole already and I emerged unharmed and victorious.

More than happy to do it as many times as possible, just to egg you on.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 02, 2024, 04:15:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 12:44:29 PM

We went down the rabbit hole already and I emerged unharmed and victorious.

If you emerged from that at all, you did so looking like a fool who can't do math.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2024, 10:42:05 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 02, 2024, 04:15:29 PM

If you emerged from that at all, you did so looking like a fool who can't do math.

I emerged from it like a mother-*** phoenix...

(https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/031/323/067/large_2x/phoenix-bird-with-outstretched-wings-rising-burning-in-flames-epic-phoenix-bird-fire-rebirth-power-concept-by-ai-generated-free-photo.jpg)

Deal with it...

(https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTg2MTIxNDY4Nzg2MTIzOTA1/what-it-means-when-a-speaker-intentionally-drops-the-mic.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 03, 2024, 12:01:19 PM

Let's analyze that conversation, shall we?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2024, 09:31:24 AM

1. Come back to me in a decade and we'll see which of these threads is more popular...

2. and technically the 2nd to last post thread wins thread is a cheat since most people will literally double post in a row.

3. Hell, most of the time YOU TRIPLE POST in a row.

4. You take away all those duplicate posts and chances are it would still be on its first page.

1. Blatant straw man argument. For shame.
2. Dang. I wonder why!
3. False.
4. The math (that you didn't do) proves otherwise.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 13, 2024, 02:22:28 PM

1. I had a quick look at it before I replied, and there are several instances of you posting 3 times in a row.

2. In fact there are a number of instances of multiple people posting several times in a row.

3. Get over yourself... your thread isn't HALF as popular as this one is.

1. Seldom the case.
2. This got a good laugh out of me at the time. It isn't my thread.
3. I guess 4 times is technically multiple, so I won't mark off here.

Also, in the original version of this post, you claimed that nearly every single post is a triple post, which is somehow more wrong than the current version.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on March 14, 2024, 08:45:32 AM

1. Many, MANY people have double posted to be honest, so it's still not a fair comparison.

2. Anyway, that thread will be dead in about 2 months anyway, lost to oblivion forever. This thread will forever keep going... until you peasants accept I am better and allow me the final post.

1. Once again, that is literally the point of the thread.
2. This was 2 months ago, and Second to last post wins is still going.

Your arguments were trash and demonstrated to everyone that you can't even swallow your own arrogance and admit that something you cherish is inferior.


Building off of an argument I made earlier, I'll just drive this point home.
STLPW has been going for 8 months and is on it's 223rd post.
8 months into LPW, it was at 98 posts.
Now then, which of these numbers in greater than the other? ;D

Oh, and you used an AI-generated image for the Phoenix.
LMAO.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2024, 10:42:05 AM

(https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTg2MTIxNDY4Nzg2MTIzOTA1/what-it-means-when-a-speaker-intentionally-drops-the-mic.jpg)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2024, 01:13:48 PM

The fact that I live rent-free inside your head is all the revenge I need.

Seeing you seething and frothing at the mouth is angelic, sweet music to my ears.

Meanwhile - your rants, the insults and the sad rationalising about everything I say rolls off me like water down my back.

It eventually rolls down my arsecrack, drips to the floor to which I couldn't give a crap.

(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2776540596.9640/raf,750x1000,075,t,FFFFFF:97ab1c12de.jpg)

It's almost delightful. Also, I'm willing to bet you spent half an hour looking through my posts, thinking this would be an excellent burn - but I didn't really bother reading what you wrote... and whipped up my reply in 90 seconds.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 03, 2024, 01:47:59 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2024, 01:13:48 PM

It's almost delightful. Also, I'm willing to bet you spent half an hour looking through my posts, thinking this would be an excellent burn - but I didn't really bother reading what you wrote... and whipped up my reply in 90 seconds.

lol.
That was funny.
I spent about 5 minutes on that post.

And no, you're wrong about the rest of it as well. I wasn't trying to "burn" you. I was simply pointing out the fact that the argument about popularity went horribly for you.
How pitiful it must be to have horrible social skills.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2024, 11:17:49 PM

I've remained on this thread for 11 years... I am going to win...

You are not, accept it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 04, 2024, 02:23:26 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 03, 2024, 11:17:49 PM

I've remained on this thread for 11 years... I am going to win...

You are not, accept it.

Once again, you'll lose by your own metric.
lostinidlewonder has been on this thread even longer than you have. If we're measuring the chance of victory by time spent on this thread, he'll be the winner.
Face it: there's not a metric you can reasonably use to measure chance of victory that puts you on top. You don't have a leg to stand on.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2024, 07:14:18 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 04, 2024, 02:23:26 AM

Once again, you'll lose by your own metric.
lostinidlewonder has been on this thread even longer than you have. If we're measuring the chance of victory by time spent on this thread, he'll be the winner.

He's been on the thread a little more than 3 hours more than I have, and in the scheme of 11 years is essentially a draw. Also, notice his absence lately...

If we're measuring the the chance of victory by time spent on this thread... Then you've got NO BLOODY CHANCE!!!

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 04, 2024, 12:47:05 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2024, 07:14:18 AM

He's been on the thread a little more than 3 hours more than I have, and in the scheme of 11 years is essentially a draw. Also, notice his absence lately...

I'm still winning. No need to put too much effort into this, I just post here and beat you, all your previous posts are nullified and lose to this simple post. I win, you lose, too easy.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2024, 02:35:25 PM

It may be the 'last post' that wins, but that you won't be the last one to post it... so none of your previous (or current for that matter) posts are valid as well and are essentially null and void.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 04, 2024, 03:18:13 PM

I can easily lock the thread and be last post winner, but I am beyond such a meagre game. I have you all enslaved to make me the no 1 thread creator of pianosteet. You may bow and kiss the ring... yes I did bathe, in your tears.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 04, 2024, 03:49:06 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 04, 2024, 07:14:18 AM

He's been on the thread a little more than 3 hours more than I have, and in the scheme of 11 years is essentially a draw. Also, notice his absence lately...

That's still more. And since you seem so confident that the person who's been on this thread the longest will win...


Edit: The post below was so good I'm not even going to reply to it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on May 04, 2024, 04:35:34 PM

It never mattered how long you spent on this thread or how good your posts are, or anything else you use to decide who is best at this. You just need the last post, look at the title.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 01:44:11 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 04, 2024, 03:49:06 PM

The post below was so good I'm not even going to reply to it.

It wasn't that good... we all know that the last post is all we need, but my constant and repetitive record of posting here shows how tenacious and valiantly dedicated I am to winning this thread.

Just because some random person occasionally posts and claims a short lived win doesn't mean they are going to win because they're not present here enough to really win the ultimate goal... to be the last person to post in this thread... ever.

Just you watch - I will be the last person to post - that or Nils who will probably cheat and claim victory before locking the thread, laughing maniacally knowing the power he abused.   😁

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2024, 03:36:28 AM

Talking about winning in a last post wins thread is like talking about bread in a toaster while it's being toasted, or water in a kettle while it's being boiled.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 05:45:34 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 01:44:11 AM

Just because some random person occasionally posts and claims a short lived win doesn't mean they are going to win because they're not present here enough to really win the ultimate goal... to be the last person to post in this thread... ever.

Keep in mind that transitional is the only person to have actually won an "XYZ post wins!!!!!" thread. ;)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 01:44:11 AM

[redacted due to inferiority]

PLEASE. Use pianostreet's superior emojis like the rest of us.  ;D instead of [redacted due to inferiority].

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 01:44:11 AM

Just you watch - I will be the last person to post - that or Nils who will probably cheat and claim victory before locking the thread, laughing maniacally knowing the power he abused.

Don't forget the LIIW can also lock the thread...

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2024, 03:36:28 AM

Talking about winning in a last post wins thread is like talking about bread in a toaster while it's being toasted, or water in a kettle while it's being boiled.

It has been done. See above.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 01:44:11 AM

It wasn't that good... we all know that the last post is all we need, but my constant and repetitive record of posting here shows how tenacious and valiantly dedicated I am to winning this thread.

Just because some random person occasionally posts and claims a short lived win doesn't mean they are going to win because they're not present here enough to really win the ultimate goal... to be the last person to post in this thread... ever.

Just you watch - I will be the last person to post - that or Nils who will probably cheat and claim victory before locking the thread, laughing maniacally knowing the power he abused.   [redacted due to inferiority]

This post was so bad it warrants a reply to it; just to push it onto the previous page.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 05:45:34 AM

Keep in mind that transitional is the only person to have actually won an "XYZ post wins!!!!!" thread. ;)PLEASE. Use pianostreet's superior emojis like the rest of us.  ;D instead of [redacted due to inferiority].Don't forget the LIIW can also lock the thread...It has been done. See above.This post was so bad it warrants a reply to it; just to push it onto the previous page.

Okay - lets see...

1) No one cares about that other thread...
2) The Windows emojis are far superior to this forums (sorry Nils, but they are) Those emojis have been around for about 25 years - no one uses them really.
3) LIIW CAN'T lock the thread... just because he created it doesn't give him the power to lock it. Only Nils can do that... he is the admin... Overlord supreme being.
4) meh...
5) Well 1 post out of thousands isn't bad. How do you justify your crappy posts then... and by crappy - I mean ALL OF THEM!!!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 06:45:16 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

Okay - lets see...

0. At least separate your answers...

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

1) No one cares about that other thread...

1. Clearly some people do, or I wouldn't bring it up.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

2) The Windows emojis are far superior to this forums (sorry Nils, but they are) Those emojis have been around for about 25 years - no one uses them really.

2. Then why do you use ;D so much?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

3) LIIW CAN'T lock the thread... just because he created it doesn't give him the power to lock it. Only Nils can do that... he is the admin... Overlord supreme being.

3. Yes he can. OP can lock their own threads. I've done it multiple times. I believe Nils can unlock threads locked by OP, but I'm not 100% sure.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

4) meh...

4. This wasn't even to you.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 06:14:03 AM

5) Well 1 post out of thousands isn't bad. How do you justify your crappy posts then... and by crappy - I mean ALL OF THEM!!!

5. If my posts are crappy, yours are utter b***s*** by comparison.  :P

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 08:14:25 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 06:45:16 AM

If my posts are crappy, yours are utter b***s*** by comparison.

Ooooh - looks like I hit a nerve. Is it your time of the month again???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2024, 09:00:40 AM

Maybe should rename this thread to "Last post Cries"? lol

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 04:01:48 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 05, 2024, 08:14:25 AM

Ooooh - looks like I hit a nerve.

1. I literally could not care less about a false statement with the exception of correcting it.
1.1. It was a true statement.
2. I notice that you removed the :P emoji from the quote. How convenient.

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2024, 09:00:40 AM

Maybe should rename this thread to "Last post Cries"? lol

XD
gits & shiggles





Oh, and did anyone else notice that j_tour has been gone for a bit now?

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on May 05, 2024, 06:22:09 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 05, 2024, 09:00:40 AM

Maybe should rename this thread to "Last post Cries"? lol

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 06:36:07 PM

Quote from: gasplamey on May 05, 2024, 06:22:09 PM

(https://i.imgflip.com/84siwz.jpg)

Pretty sure that meme is dead.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2024, 09:10:01 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 04:01:48 PM

gits & shiggles

No one says that... ever. Don't try and make it a thing - you're just bastardising the English language further than it already is.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 06, 2024, 10:28:18 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2024, 09:10:01 AM

No one says that... ever. Don't try and make it a thing - you're just bastardising the English language further than it already is.

Yes... yes it is.
It's just swapping the first 2 letters of two words that are already used fairly popularly to avoid a swear.
If anyone here knows nothing about the English language, it's you.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2024, 02:12:48 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 06, 2024, 10:28:18 AM

It's just swapping the first 2 letters of two words that are already used fairly popularly to avoid a swear.
If anyone here knows nothing about the English language, it's you.

It's called a spoonerism you fuckwit... and the fact that you didn't know it shows you're the one who knows *** all about the English language.

Trying to turn every single phrase into a spoonerism just makes you look like a twat.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 06, 2024, 02:30:49 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 06, 2024, 02:12:48 PM

It's called a spoonerism

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2024, 06:07:11 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 02, 2024, 10:41:14 AM

You DO realise you can post just one post and address/quote multiple people...

I didn't know!

Sorry, elderly sir....this is my first time riding the leather pony.

I'll try to do better and to respect all whom I encounter.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2024, 08:57:10 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 06, 2024, 02:30:49 PM

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Quote from: j_tour on May 07, 2024, 06:07:11 AM

I'll try to do better and to respect all whom I encounter.

You don't have to... feel free to egg LatG on... I figure he's a stones throw away from having a full blown tantrum, and a smidge away from a full psychotic breakdown.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 11:42:21 AM

Quote from: j_tour on May 07, 2024, 06:07:11 AM

I didn't know!

Sorry, elderly sir....this is my first time riding the leather pony.

I'll try to do better and to respect all whom I encounter.

(https://i.ibb.co/VSQKFPC/637cd374ac3e564b0204d2dbfd8d54bf3269c619.jpg)

j_tour! You're back! :) :) :)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2024, 08:57:10 AM

My browser has blocked that video, so whatever argument you were trying to make...
was so bad it got refuted by an error. ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2024, 02:26:29 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 11:42:21 AM

My browser has blocked that video, so whatever argument you were trying to make...
was so bad it got refuted by an error. ;D

No... Your computer sucks so bad, it couldn't handle the video. If your browser has blocked your video, it's probably because you live in China and you can't access most of the internet.

Blame Xi Jinping, but don't try and blame me for your inability to watch such a brilliant piece of humour and subtlety.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 02:47:29 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 07, 2024, 02:26:29 PM

If your browser has blocked your video, it's probably because you live in China and you can't access most of the internet.

Not sure what that was meant to be. ???
Haven't left the North American continent once in my life, for one thing. And my actual location is on my profile.
So was it stupidity or lossingness that made such an error on your part?  ???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: agent7 on May 07, 2024, 02:57:43 PM

Hello  8)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 03:12:11 PM

Quote from: agent7 on May 07, 2024, 02:57:43 PM

Hello  8)

1. Welcome to the forums! :)
2. Oh no... MORE people I have to beat!?!? ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 07, 2024, 07:14:22 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 11:42:21 AM

j_tour! You're back! :) :) :)

I'm always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 11:35:37 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 07, 2024, 07:14:22 PM

I'm always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike.

(https://i.ibb.co/MktHKmk/1613408f581197c869ede999aa2570b0e04c7df8.gif)

You were inactive for almost 4 days.
*Grabs sword*

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: transitional on May 08, 2024, 12:57:17 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 03:12:11 PM

2. Oh no... MORE people I have to beat!?!? ;)

And it looks like they joined the forums just to post on last post wins...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 08, 2024, 02:25:26 AM

Quote from: transitional on May 08, 2024, 12:57:17 AM

And it looks like they joined the forums just to post on last post wins...

Yep. The last time they were active was when I dethroned them from the seat of victory they so briefly held.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2024, 09:06:45 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 07, 2024, 02:47:29 PM

So was it stupidity or lossingness

LOSSINGNESS??? I'm sorry, I'm just going to go ahead and quote you again...

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 06, 2024, 10:28:18 AM

If anyone here knows nothing about the English language, it's you.

I think you've continually proved that if anyone doesn't know sh*t about the English language...

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2024, 11:50:42 AM

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2024, 02:27:50 PM

Quote from: j_tour on May 08, 2024, 11:50:42 AM

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Well... they say when you don't have anything nice or smart to say, it's best to keep ones trap shut.

Nice to know you adhere to that advice.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: ravelfan07 on May 08, 2024, 04:45:35 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 05, 2024, 05:45:34 AM

Keep in mind that transitional is the only person to have actually won an "XYZ post wins!!!!!" thread. ;)PLEASE. Use pianostreet's superior emojis like the rest of us.  ;D instead of [redacted due to inferiority].Don't forget the LIIW can also lock the thread...It has been done. See above.This post was so bad it warrants a reply to it; just to push it onto the previous page.

Hey I TECHNICALLY did

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 08, 2024, 04:56:11 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2024, 09:06:45 AM

LOSSINGNESS??? I'm sorry, I'm just going to go ahead and quote you again...

I think you've continually proved that if anyone doesn't know sh*t about the English language...

"Languages" are just collections of words and symbols that people make up and use to communicate. I'm not even the 1st person to use this word on this thread. Take a wild guess at who that was.

Quote from: ravelfan07 on May 08, 2024, 04:45:35 PM

Hey I TECHNICALLY did

There is no "technically" about it. You were disqualified for breaking the rules.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 08, 2024, 08:50:58 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 08, 2024, 02:27:50 PM

Well... they say when you don't have anything nice or smart to say, it's best to keep ones trap shut.

How droll.

Uncle Binky has always something to say. 

Uncle Binky will never stay away.

Uncle Binky is always watching.

Uncle Binky is playing the trap drums at this moment and cannot be bothered by this foolishness!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2024, 08:58:08 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 08, 2024, 04:56:11 PM

I'm not even the 1st person to use this word on this thread. Take a wild guess at who that was.

You are LITERALLY the only person who has ever used the word "Lossingness". I just did a search and the only person ever in the last 9999 days to use the word "Lossingness" (which ISN'T a word), is:

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Also... most dictionaries don't even accept "Losingness" either as a word... so that's an EPIC fail on your part.

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...plus - guess the only bonehead who thought "Losingness" was a word:

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on February 28, 2024, 02:59:50 PM

now I can ignore ravelfan's losingness and make it even easier for me to win.

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 09, 2024, 11:49:55 AM

In the realm of linguifizzled creativity, he penned magnificosities that boggled the mind, but the grammarblathersnobs couldn't resist their snarfly urge to correct his wordacious masterpieces, revealing their own befuzzledness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 09, 2024, 12:10:40 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 09, 2024, 08:58:08 AM

You are LITERALLY the only person who has ever used the word "Lossingness". I just did a search and the only person ever in the last 9999 days to use the word "Lossingness" (which ISN'T a word), is:

LIIW made the word.
He also made lossingnessability, for that matter.

"Dang, someone is uptight, and it sure isn't me."
       -Someone who is uptight right now ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 09, 2024, 12:51:40 PM

Yes it's a real word, like cryingness

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 09, 2024, 02:43:27 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 09, 2024, 12:51:40 PM

Yes it's a real word, like cryingness

Don't forget winningness. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 10, 2024, 08:53:32 AM

You are hereby banned from doing that again lol. Go sit back in your cornerness.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2024, 09:12:30 AM

And people wonder why the English language is being shat on, and most high school kids can't read, spell or write an essay to save their life.

I fear for future generations.

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 09, 2024, 02:43:27 PM

Ooh, let's not forget
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Don't do that... I suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Oh wait... that bollocks you said isn't an actual word. Makes me feel better - you can bugger off then.    ;D

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 10, 2024, 10:05:04 AM

Goddammed, you people talk a lot.

(https://i.ibb.co/8KPv3VB/140a506e4f91cd1cb8b2bdb9fb4772e649a0488e.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 10, 2024, 10:28:41 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 10, 2024, 08:53:32 AM

You are hereby banned from doing that again lol.

Got it. :)
Seems fair, considering it took you 10.5 hours to read through it. Hey, at least you got a new world record! (I think.)

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2024, 09:12:30 AM

Oh wait... that bollocks you said isn't an actual word. Makes me feel better - you can bugger off then.    ;D

It is. I just abbreviated to make it fit the 25,000 character limit. It's closer to 190,000 characters and is known as the longest word in the English language.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2024, 09:12:30 AM

Don't do that... I suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. ;)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2024, 12:52:11 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 10, 2024, 10:28:41 AM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. ;)

No one I have ever known has actually used that word in their everyday speech, so I just accept it as being a bollocks word. It's not real... much like Hangry.

Or furbaby... (barfs)

Also... as you watch this guy - you can see the soul exiting from the husk and his will to live eventually reach zero. You can literally see him picturing himself slitting his wrists in the last 20 seconds as he reads the last couple of syllables.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 10, 2024, 01:14:19 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on May 10, 2024, 12:52:11 PM

No one I have ever known has actually used that word in their everyday speech, so I just accept it as being a bollocks word.

Well, the sound of it is something quite atrocious...
Perhaps I need to say it louder to make it sound precocious.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
 ;)
This brings back a lot of memories.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2024, 01:42:21 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 10, 2024, 01:14:19 PM

Well, the sound of it is something quite atrocious...
Perhaps I need to say it louder to make it sound precocious.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDZhMW9haGt6bmhzcmJ1N3VsMTdncXZ6NGQzODM2dzc0bXVxaHRiaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/H3BoxrpcT4fPynU424/giphy.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: gasplamey on May 11, 2024, 03:12:26 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on May 10, 2024, 01:14:19 PM

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/12/marypoppins.jpg?quality=75&strip=all)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 11, 2024, 05:15:15 AM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 11, 2024, 03:30:31 PM

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 12, 2024, 12:39:24 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on May 11, 2024, 03:30:31 PM

How did we go from a Mary Poppins reference to this???

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2024, 01:12:36 AM

ZOMG!  What is wrong with you people?

This is a madhouse!

(https://i.ibb.co/jrxDjvs/Screenshot-2024-05-11-17-47-55.png)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2024, 01:38:52 AM

Quote from: j_tour on Yesterday at 01:12:36 AM

ZOMG!  What is wrong with you people?

This is a madhouse!

(https://i.ibb.co/jrxDjvs/Screenshot-2024-05-11-17-47-55.png)

Why did you attempt to put an advert for noise-cancelling headphones into this forum???

If you don't like my Madhouse - feel free to leave.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 12, 2024, 02:58:50 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on Yesterday at 12:39:24 AM

How did we go from a Mary Poppins reference to this???

Because of salad I think.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 12, 2024, 04:15:31 AM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on Yesterday at 02:58:50 AM

Because of salad I think.

Darned tomatoes.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: lostinidlewonder on May 12, 2024, 04:28:35 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on Yesterday at 04:15:31 AM

Darned tomatoes.

Yes, especially killer ones!
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRvmj24TtdBzn1mbG_B_D_B1vaJxWnq8ycq9ZaOx3KKsuqfQNCYHKcGSu9Cqxp2NQLyUkf6w)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 12, 2024, 08:16:10 PM

Quote from: lostinidlewonder on Yesterday at 04:28:35 AM

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRvmj24TtdBzn1mbG_B_D_B1vaJxWnq8ycq9ZaOx3KKsuqfQNCYHKcGSu9Cqxp2NQLyUkf6w)

The part that really scares me is the description...

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 12, 2024, 10:06:55 PM

Meh - never saw it, don't care.

I'm not into those over the top, silly sci-fi monstrosities.

Give me 'The Ring' any day for a horror movie.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 12, 2024, 10:26:20 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Yesterday at 01:38:52 AM

If you don't like my Madhouse - feel free to leave.

Oh, so you want me to come?  Sick bastard.

Wasn't an advert....just some new headphones I was thinking about buying with Active Noise Cancellation.  Normally can't stand earbuds, but these seem appealing.

Sponsored by Old Gold cigarettes, Hanes boxer briefs, and the good people at Laphroiag.

(https://i.ibb.co/QvX129s/a431b36da5c2037b413890236ceea522489def9b.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 12, 2024, 11:36:41 PM

Quote from: j_tour on Yesterday at 10:26:20 PM

Sponsored by Old Gold cigarettes, Hanes boxer briefs, and the good people at Laphroiag.

Please don't drag us into sponsorship jokes.

Speaking of, this comment was sponsored by Raid: ShAdOw LeGeNdS!

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2024, 09:18:19 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on Yesterday at 11:36:41 PM

Speaking of, this comment was sponsored by Raid: ShAdOw LeGeNdS!

Oh you poor, poor sap. Don't you know any better multiplayer games??? And no, Fortnite is not *** one of them.

You need to play Ghost Recon Wildlands or something better to gain a better understanding of what a truly good multiplayer game is.

Raid: Shadow Legends... christ. You might have well said PUBG.   🤦🏻‍♂️

And before he chimes in... I'll use whatever *** emojis I want. Deal with it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 13, 2024, 10:28:47 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 09:18:19 AM

Oh you poor, poor sap. Don't you know any better multiplayer games???
...Raid: Shadow Legends... christ. You might have well said PUBG.   ‍♂️

I was insulting the game, if you couldn't tell.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 09:18:19 AM

And no, Fortnite is not *** one of them.

F***ing agreed. I don't know why it's so popular.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 09:18:19 AM

You need to play Ghost Recon Wildlands or something better...

Irrelevant because of what I stated previously.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 09:18:19 AM

to gain a better understanding of what a truly good multiplayer game is.

Are you talking about co-op games or those d*mn MMOs?

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 09:18:19 AM

And before he chimes in... I'll use whatever *** emojis I want. Deal with it.

Meh, couldn't care less about the fact that you used a facepalm. It probably made sense to you, given your feeble understanding of the situation.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2024, 10:53:59 AM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on Today at 10:28:47 AM

I was insulting the game, if you couldn't tell.

No one could tell that... don't try and blame your poor comedy skills on my inability to interpret your pithy ramblings as "Comedy".

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 13, 2024, 11:16:17 AM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 10:53:59 AM

No one could tell that... don't try and blame your poor comedy skills on my inability to interpret your pithy ramblings as "Comedy".

If you paid any attention to popular culture, you'd know that the stupid game sponsors any YouTube video that has a willing creator.

Knowing less about popular culture than me is really bad.
Seriously.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2024, 02:21:07 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on Today at 11:16:17 AM

If you paid any attention to popular culture, you'd know that the stupid game sponsors any YouTube video that has a willing creator.

Two words - AD BLOCK!!! I don't have to see those idiotic YouTube adverts...

And calling Raid: Shadow Legends as being part of 'pop culture' is like calling Megan Fox an actress... no one believes it.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 13, 2024, 02:30:21 PM

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 02:21:07 PM

Two words - AD BLOCK!!! I don't have to see those idiotic YouTube adverts...

Sponsorships are in the video itself...
I'm pretty sure every sane person uses an adblocker.

Quote from: perfect_pitch on Today at 02:21:07 PM

And calling Raid: Shadow Legends as being part of 'pop culture' is like calling Megan Fox an actress... no one believes it.

It's a running joke that the game sponsors everything.
And it kind of does on YouTube.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: j_tour on May 13, 2024, 05:51:41 PM

Quote from: liszt-and-the-galops on Today at 02:30:21 PM

I'm pretty sure every sane person uses an adblocker.

Dude, this is a piano nerd forum.  It is most definitely not full of sane people.

(https://i.ibb.co/ZJjRQH6/00920c6e6f55ac05ce8eab16c28acfc68a52eee7.gif)

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: liszt-and-the-galops on May 13, 2024, 08:05:03 PM

Quote from: j_tour on Today at 05:51:41 PM

Dude, this is a piano nerd forum.  It is most definitely not full of sane people.

Fair point. Forgot about p_p.

Title: Re: Last post wins!!!!!
Post by: perfect_pitch on May 13, 2024, 10:24:15 PM

Quote from: j_tour on Today at 05:51:41 PM

Dude, this is a piano nerd forum.  It is most definitely not full of sane people.

You're right... look at the weirdo who posted above me... bloody nutjob, he is.