Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

European austerity is clearly worse than I had thought. And I'd also thought the Finns were doing better than most.

Nothing is as it was after we joined the EU...

[cabbynum]

Yup

[cabbynum]

Yup

So do I win yet?

[j_menz]

So do I win yet?

No.    Nor ever.

[Bob]

I don't feel like posting.

Where's me cane?  Where's me cane?

[j_menz]

Where's me cane?  Where's me cane?

Take your pick:

[outin]

Time to close this thread. Please continue the discussion here:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=55309.msg596320;topicseen#new

[j_menz]

Time to close this thread. Please continue the discussion here:

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=55309.msg596320;topicseen#new

Why? That thread has nothing to do with this one. And the result is bound to be different.

[Bob]

You're going to get them both close.  Which means... two winners.  If we each make our own thread and then Nils closes them.... everyone wins....  It's the only way to be sure.

[outin]

Why?

Isn't that obvious?

We need someone deserving to be the

[j_menz]

We need someone deserving to be the

I keep telling you...



 

[outin]

I keep telling you...

[j_menz]

Here, try this...

[danny_pianist]

[Bob]

Me too...

Nils is going to close all these threads.  Better get in now.  Except we'll never really know who wins when the thread is gone.

[Bob]

The most efficient method would be to only post once on here, just before Nils closes the thread, assuming you don't pay Nils off to close the thread. 

Even if the thread gets buried, there's a chance it will be revived one day, and then you lose.  The only way to win is to get the thread closed.

[j_menz]

[Bob]

Dang... I thought I might slip the thread by.  It dropped down twice when I was last post.  Unless it's just a big ruse.... Toying with me...

It's still Sunday here.  You're just overachieving.  It's very rude.








.... Happy Tuesday.    And Thursday.   Not Wednesday though. Everyone will just have to tough that out.

[j_menz]

It's still Sunday here.  You're just overachieving.  It's very rude.

I can't help it if your behind the pace. Write your congressman. Have America moved! 

[Bob]

Maybe I will.  Maybe we'll add an entire eighth day to our weeks.

[j_menz]

Maybe I will.  Maybe we'll add an entire eighth day to our weeks.

Bobday?

[Bob]

Excellent idea.  It would pair nicely with the new month.


Now it's Tuesday. You may proceed.

[j_menz]

It would pair nicely with the new month.

Lemme guess.... Bobuary? Bobember?

[Bob]

I didn't really think about it.  Bobust I guess.  I was thinking of Ceasar.  "Sure... I'll name a month after myself.  Why not?"

[j_menz]

"Sure... I'll name a month after myself.  Why not?"

Fortunately for me, the year already starts with Johnuary.

[Bob]

Bobust could be the zero month, before Johnuary.   B0bust.

[j_menz]

Bobust could be the zero month, before Johnuary.   B0bust.

Apparently you agree...

[schumaniac]

Hmm is this "Last post wins" or "talk about whatever the heck you want?"

I win xP

[j_menz]

Hmm is this "Last post wins" or "talk about whatever the heck you want?"

It can be both. People have to do something while waiting for my ultimate victory.

I win xP

 

Nope.

[Bob]

Nyet.


Maybe there will be no end to this thread.  If there's a limit, we can find out.

*Bob posts onward... into the unknown.*

[j_menz]

*Bob posts onward... into the unknown.*

Wear this shirt..



Thereby avoiding the split infinitive in the original.

[outin]

Latin is for dead people 

[j_menz]

Latin is for dead people 

Amongst its many uses. Your point?

[Bob]

Ergo, huh?

[outin]

Amongst its many uses. Your point?

Just needed to post

[j_menz]

Just needed to post

There's probably a 12 step program just for that.

[outin]

There's probably a 12 step program just for that.

Yeah, it goes like this:

1. Win
2. Win again
3. Feel like a winner
4. Win yet again
5. Win a lot
6. Realize you're a winner
7. Keep winning
8. Be a winner
9. Can't help winning
10. Win everyone
11. Win all the time
12. The ultimate victory!

[Bob]

I'm going to wait and post later.  I think.

[j_menz]

Yeah, it goes like this:

1. Win
2. Win again
3. Feel like a winner
4. Win yet again
5. Win a lot
6. Realize you're a winner
7. Keep winning
8. Be a winner
9. Can't help winning
10. Win everyone
11. Win all the time
12. The ultimate victory!

More like, in your case:

1.   U
2.   R
3.   D
4.   E
5.   L
6.   U
7.   S
8.   I
9.   O
10. N
11. A
12. L

[outin]

More like, in your case:

1.   U
2.   R
3.   D
4.   E
5.   L
6.   U
7.   S
8.   I
9.   O
10. N
11. A
12. L

For a moment I thought there was a word I had never heard of and actually tried to google
Mornings 

[j_menz]

Mornings 

Nah, just mornings endured coffeeless.

[outin]

Nah, just mornings endured coffeeless.

With all 2 apostrophes!

[Bob]

[Bob]

[j_menz]

[Bob]

It's a smoke cat.  That doesn't count.


Have a look here...
https://neave.com/strobe/

[j_menz]

Have a look here...
https://neave.com/strobe/

Thanks. 

[outin]

Thanks. 

Thanks for the warning

[j_menz]

Thanks for the warning

It's my good deed for the day.

Maybe I should try another......

[outin]

Isn't it a bit early for that?