Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

Who the hell is  this Paul McCartney guy?

[Bob]

https://www.pressherald.com/2015/01/07/apps-for-cats-provide-real-fun-from-virtual-critters/

They're learning.  It's like one step away from being a terminator cat.

[perfect_pitch]

Who the hell is  this Paul McCartney guy?

You might not know him, he's a guitar player and singer... Now go back to listening to your Justin Bieber and One Direction...

They're learning.  It's like one step away from being a terminator cat.

I hope you realise that for every cat picture you find, I go and find a picture/video of a cat and DOWNVOTE THE RATING!!!

[outin]

I hope you realise that for every cat picture you find, I go and find a picture/video of a cat and DOWNVOTE THE RATING!!!

And we would care because...??

[j_menz]

I hope you realise that for every cat picture you find, I go and find a picture/video of a cat and DOWNVOTE THE RATING!!!

You're obviously weakening. The desire to preview your own posts outweighs your wish to have cat-block. 

[perfect_pitch]

And we would care because...??

Well you seem to like cats so much... I was trying to stir you up...

I'll need to bump it up a notch.



(Would it be too over the top if I said I didn't swerve out of the way when there's a cat on the road???)

[Bob]

Oh yeah... I forgot about cat block.  So my cat pic made it past?  Haha.  

Now it's a challenge.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh yeah... I forgot about cat block.  So my cat pic made it past?  Haha.

It's gone now... Gotta stay more vigilante about this stuff.

[Bob]

It's gone now... Gotta stay more vigilante about this stuff.

Ok.  How about this?  Full on cat.    





Je dois dire ... Comment à ce sujet?   We need a smiley with a beret.






"Oui, oui, monsieur. Comme ça?"





"Ou comme ça?"




"Je ne suis pas écossais."




"Et je ne suis pas un chat.  Quoi de neuf chien?"

[Bob]

"Nein!  So was."

[Bob]

"Здравствуйте."


 

[j_menz]

Here Bob, go reads this...



For most people it's great literature. For you it's more a travel guide.

[perfect_pitch]

WARNING: Bob, you may not know this, but I can guarantee that there are probably just as many pictures of 'cat roadkill' as there are 'cat' pictures... Many of which are far more disgusting, than yours are cute...

Do I SERIOUSLY need to go down that road? Can we give the cat pictures a rest?

[j_menz]

Do I SERIOUSLY need to go down that road?

Nah. Try this one instead....

[perfect_pitch]

Nah. Try this one instead....

Nah - looks boring. This one looks far more interesting...



The colours and lights are far prettier...

[perfect_pitch]

Nah - looks boring. This one looks far more interesting...

Well... I lost all my money and got married to a Klingon... What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... I hope.

[outin]

Well you seem to like cats so much... I was trying to stir you up...

Sorry to disappoint you...I kind of like cats...I like my own and I am interested in the species (even the insides)...but I really don't need cute cat videos or photos...exept as torture devices  

[outin]

This one looks far more interesting...

I'll rather take this one...

[j_menz]

I'll rather take this one...

NOOOOOOO! Not the left turn!! 

[outin]

NOOOOOOO! Not the left turn!! 

[pianist1976]

Well... I lost all my money and got married to a Klingon... What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... I hope.

Hi, perfect_pitch! Good to see you again on this forum! 

[visitor]

Just going to leave this here

[perfect_pitch]

Hi, perfect_pitch! Good to see you again on this forum! 

When did I ever leave???

Just going to leave this here

How... in the f@#$... do you... find this??? And don't say the internet... because the internet is a very, VERY LARGE PLACE!!! And based on the photo you managed to find, a very... very... scary place.

[pianist1976]

When did I ever leave???

My mistake. Sorry 

[Bob]

Sorry pp.  I got caught up in the language.  I think I'll pot owls instead of cats.

[j_menz]

I think I'll pot owls instead of cats.

Good.



purrrrfect_pitch will be happy, too.

[perfect_pitch]

I think they're far more fun than cats... and much more cool to look at.

[Bob]

These pygmy ones are interesting.




I've heard owls don't make good pets though.  And they barf up undigested rodents or just eat rodents to begin with.  I'd go for a nice vegetarian owl possibly as a pet.

[perfect_pitch]

I think Owls are far more cute than cats anyday... I mean c'mon - look at him:



AWWWWWWWWWW!!!     

I like this change from cats to Owls... I find them far more interesting as well.

I think this change in direction could be... a real... HOOT!!!

[Bob]

This one's still good.

[perfect_pitch]

OH MY GOSH!!! That little owl is the cutest thing ever... AWWWWWWWW!

I'm all for owl photos. C'mon - MORE, MORE!!!

[outin]

I think Owls are far more cute than cats anyday...

What's the difference really...

[perfect_pitch]

NO... NO... NO!!!

Back to owls... The world does NOT need more pictures of bloody cats.



I dare you post a picture of anything... THAT IS NOT CAT RELATED!!!

I know I may be fixated on owls at the moment, but that's because I think as a species, we can do better than spend our lives posting picture of bloody cats. Don't you reckon?

[outin]

I dare you post a picture of anything... THAT IS NOT CAT RELATED!!!

You'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 

[Bob]

I thought that was a stuff animal at first.

After researching, I believe that's a hairless cat.  I found another picture from the front, showing it's a cat.  

It appears to be male too.



I bet people would buy those though if they made stuff animals that looked like that.  It's funny enough and odd enough that people would pay for it.


At least it's not neon blue.  *Bob has wandered into a strange part of the internet.*

[outin]

It appears to be male too.

Smart Bob! 

[Bob]

Thanks.  I could tell because of those eye lashes.  Looks like it might have a moustache too, but sometimes women have moustaches.

[Bob]

[visitor]

When did I ever leave???

How... in the f@#$... do you... find this??? And don't say the internet... because the internet is a very, VERY LARGE PLACE!!! And based on the photo you managed to find, a very... very... scary place.

but it is the internetz . I just happen to hang out in the cool spots . I kick over enough rocks and eventually turn up gems like that lel

Now. How did I end up here....

[Bob]

[j_menz]

Flamingos have their uses, I suppose.

[perfect_pitch]

You'd like that, wouldn't you? 
 

For that... I post this as my response...

[Bob]

Kind a tough, courageous, daring post... Can't quite find the right word for it.... risk-taking... bold...

Gusty...

[j_menz]

Gusty...

As in windbaggery? 

[Bob]

Oops.  Gutsy.   I suppose I should proofread.  I type this out like talking.  It's a huge mental task to go back and hear/see what I just typed out when my mind is ready to move along.

[Bob]

That said, I seem to have another one of these elephant creatures. 

[outin]

For that... I post this as my response...

Might be scared if I didn't have

[visitor]

That said, I seem to have another one of these elephant creatures. 

Reminds me of the classic dogbuttface

[perfect_pitch]

That said, I seem to have another one of these elephant creatures. 

I'm sorry... I'm just going to take my medicine...



Bob... You are a cruel, cruel man. I will say nothing more to anger you...

[Bob]

I started getting nauseous searching for dog butt face.  That's how found the grey one above.  I thought that was a dog... It still looks like that cat though.  I did find another cat one for sure. 

I thought that last grey one was funny.  And the dog butt glasses.  I haven't seen that one. 


I also found Jesus.  Haha.