Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

A gift to everyone

For that you almost deserve to win!

But only almost

[georgey]

Thought for the day: Sometimes a small tweak (is that a word?) is all that is needed to change something from bad to good.   

[georgey]

Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing. 

[perfect_pitch]

Thought for the day: Consider tweaking before tossing. 

I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.

[georgey]

I've spent 60 hours without sleep so far... I'm already tweaking.

To tweak or not to tweak?  To sleep or not to sleep?  THOSE are the questions.

Q: How about to win or not to win?  Isn't that a question?

A: No. Because I win! 

[outin]

To tweak or not to tweak?  To sleep or not to sleep?  THOSE are the questions.

Q: How about to win or not to win?  Isn't that a question?

A: No. Because I win! 

Oops! Seems you didn't...

[perfect_pitch]

Oops! Seems you didn't...

I wouldn't be so smug - neither did you...

[AND YES, I know that someone is probably looking at the above comment and is about to type something along the same lines as my comment.]

[j_tour]

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of  string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. 

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. 

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

[georgey]

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of  string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. 

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. 

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

Very clever!  You know, I think this is scary enough that your plan just might work.  Oops 

[perfect_pitch]

It consists of  string of vile profanity...

...and poor grammar - don't forget that.

[j_tour]

...and poor grammar - don't forget that.

The juice is getting loose.

I'm shaking the fetters.

Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.

PEOPLE STOP TAUNTING THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be bad.

[perfect_pitch]

Don't make me come down there and open the can of whupass.

Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.

Don't make me open the real can...

[j_tour]

Seriously - if you're going to use that word, learn how to spell it properly.

NERRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

<nerd picture>

Yeah right, four-eyes. 

You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.

Steve Jobs drank a full scumbag every morning.

[perfect_pitch]

You millenials with your pictures and your phones and your apps.

How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.

[j_tour]

How am I a millennial? I was born in the 80's.

Yeah, your mom was.

[perfect_pitch]

Given how mature some of your posts are - I'm pretty sure I'm older (wiser, better looking and more experienced) than you are.

Nice try.

[Bob]

*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.* 

[perfect_pitch]

*Bob returns for the quiet win to end the thread.* 

[outin]

Sometimes you young ones are so adorable!

But do not forget to brush your teeth...

[j_tour]

I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.

[outin]

I was making toothbrushes before you people were out of short pants.

Electric ones?

[j_tour]

Electric ones?

Yeah, well, your mom didn't need one. 

Fully manual.

Satisfaction, son.

QED!  I WIN!!!!!! at....oh....well, I still win.

[perfect_pitch]

Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...

Now what?!?   

[outin]

Okay... I've dropped 'em panties...

Now what?!?   

You'll know when you get older

[perfect_pitch]

Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks.

Quite liberating.

[outin]

Actually - it's been quite nice without the jocks.

Quite liberating.

You should try wearing a skirt

[perfect_pitch]

I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.

[j_tour]

Raise your hand if you've ever had an "accident" with a zipper on the pants.

That's right.

It can't be spoken of, and cannot be replied to.

WINNING!

[outin]

I'm Scottish by birth, and there's no way I'd dare ever wear a kilt.

Oh, but just imagine the feeling of freedom! And I am sure it is healthier in your environment...

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

No, doing a Donald is about the same as a Roko's Basilisk.

See?

There cannot be any reply.

Therefore I win.

[perfect_pitch]

There cannot be any reply.

[outin]

Poor pp...there's no way he could win. Because when the world ends, he will be hours ahead of us and we will have more time to finish this thread. So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...

[georgey]

So I only need to eliminate the US folks beforehand...

Hey!  I heard that.  Do you think we Americans are all asleep.  Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first. 

[outin]

Hey!  I heard that.  Do you think we Americans are all asleep.  Maybe we will take care of you Sweedish, Norway types first. 

Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!

[perfect_pitch]

When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US.

We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.

[outin]

When the world ends - it will probably be because Iran or Afghanistan, or hell - even North Korea decided to nuke the US.

We'll be fine - we're not a threat to the world... and then I'll easily be able to snag the win.

I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place, so you wish!

[perfect_pitch]

I doubt anyone would bother to bomb this place

[j_tour]

Swedes and Norwegians can be rather annoying, so go ahead!

Tcheh. 

Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns. 

They think they're so special and l33t.

[outin]

Tcheh. 

Norwegians are saints compared to those darned Finns. 

They think they're so special and l33t.

You are right, Finns are annoying too, but they have they use...they keep this place nice to live in...and even pay me

[perfect_pitch]

...and even pay me

How?!?

[outin]

How?!?

With they tax money...

[perfect_pitch]

The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...

[outin]

The only way that would make sense is if you were a civil servant like a Police officer, Judge, Postal worker etc...

Right

[georgey]

Right

Postal worker outin. 

[outin]

Postal worker outin. 

Actually the postal workers are not civil servants, it's a company now even if still owned by the government. Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...

[perfect_pitch]

Their main purpose no longer is to deliver mail but rather make profit...

That, and to deliver parcels to customers residences, in a manner similar to how they are handled by Baggage handlers.