I take it their not a fan of the Banjo
They love it! All hipster chicks of breeding age love the banjo. Especially those of inbreeding age. The Scruggs style demonstrated is very exciting to them.
I'm also pretty sure that I told you that if you want a scrotum purse, then you had to do it yourself?
But I don't know how to sew leather without breaking needles, also is difficult.
You think every Aussie has a whole bunch of kangaroos in their backyard that we can mutilate just so you can increase your chances of getting laid from 0% to 1%?
Sure! Kangaroos, and dingos. Everywhere! But I'm not asking you to approach a kangaroo, and probably get a swift kick by approaching its johnson. You have to best it in a round of boxing. All bogans get drunk daily and fight kangaroos. It is a fact.
What is this 0% horsecrap? I'll have you know ... oh ... well, I sometimes get pretty close to tricking a woman into coming home with me.
Oh.
Well, never mind about that. It's all in the pursuit.
With hearty greetings and best wishes,
j_tour