Last post wins!!!!!

[j_menz]

cats will only do if their life depends on it or they really want something.

Which made me think...I could always blackmail MY cats to post for me...

You've spotted the flaw in your own argument. 

[outin]

You've spotted the flaw in your own argument. 

How so? I never said what I would use to blackmail them with...I actually have a vet's appointment today...

[j_menz]

How so? I never said what I would use to blackmail them with

"What" doesn't matter so long as it's effective, and my what is.

[outin]

"What" doesn't matter so long as it's effective, and my what is.

I am not sure what your what is...I am just sure that you don't have as many as I

[stravinskylover]

I am not sure what your what is...I am just sure that you don't have as many as I

Are you one of those cat hoarders who have hundreds of cats in your house?

[outin]

Are you one of those cat hoarders who have hundreds of cats in your house?

Not really...I just have more than you so I'll win!

Posted by cat nr 5

[stravinskylover]

Not really...I just have more than you so I'll win!

Posted by cat nr 5

Yeah, well I invented a machine that responds to each post automatically. I don't even have to be alive to win! MWAHAHA!

[outin]

Yeah, well I invented a machine that responds to each post automatically. I don't even have to be alive to win! MWAHAHA!

And when you're gone I'll be at your funeral and make sure I get my hands on your machine and WIN!

[stravinskylover]

And when you're gone I'll be at your funeral and make sure I get my hands on your machine and WIN!

No, that won't work. You need a password, my thumbprint, my urine, and you need to play Chopin's first Ballade EXACTLY the same way I play it! You would also need to know who I am! Surely you wouldn't go that far just to win some useless competition on a piano forum, would you?

[outin]

No, that won't work. You need a password, my thumbprint, my urine, and you need to play Chopin's first Ballade EXACTLY the same way I play it! You would also need to know who I am! Surely you wouldn't go that far just to win some useless competition on a piano forum, would you?

Ever heard of sisu?

[stravinskylover]

Ever heard of sisu?

Nope.

[outin]

Nope.

Then you don't know what you're up against  

[perfect_pitch]

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Blast from the Past!!!   

[j_menz]

Blast from the Past!!! 

Meaning you couldn't be bothered coming up with anything new? Shame on you! 

[perfect_pitch]

The Golden Oldies are worth repeating from time to time.

[j_menz]

The Golden Oldies are worth repeating from time to time.

But I crave novelty!!

[lostinidlewonder]

I win because this is reply 666

[j_menz]

I win because this is reply 666

We were saving it for you. Somehow it seemed appropriate. 

But it doesn't win.

[joplinfreak]

Guess what I get to go work in the oil field! Just had my interview today, now what that means for piano is another thing entirely.

[joplinfreak]

Post 101 YEEAH!!!

[j_menz]

what that means for piano is another thing entirely.

A lot more of this, methinks:



 

[perfect_pitch]

Mmm... Minty fresh.

[stravinskylover]

"If you brush your teeth with pepsodent, you'll wonder where all that yellow went!"

[perfect_pitch]

You should go into advertising...   

[stravinskylover]

You should go into advertising...   

For remembering a line from an old advertisement?

[j_menz]

For remembering a line from an old advertisement?

No, for misremembering it and changing it enough to make it "brand new and improved"! 

[stravinskylover]

No, for misremembering it and changing it enough to make it "brand new and improved"! 

Oh, what was the original line?

[j_menz]

Is your google broken? 

[stravinskylover]

Is your google broken? 

Sorry.

[j_menz]

Sorry.

So you should be.

But you've learnt a valuable life lesson.  Sometimes laziness pays. 

[stravinskylover]

So you should be.

But you've learnt a valuable life lesson.  Sometimes laziness pays. 

So on this case, the price I paid was a stranger on the internet telling me I should be sorry? Quite the price to pay. I'm devastated.

[j_menz]

You also learnt how really cheesy 50's advertising was. 

[joplinfreak]

What is the subject at hand?

[stravinskylover]

You also learnt how really cheesy 50's advertising was. 

Very true.

What is the subject at hand?

Whatever you want it to be!

[j_menz]

Whatever you want it to be!

OK, the subject is what I should put in my victory speech.

[outin]

OK, the subject is what I should put in my victory speech.

"I am so happy to congratulate Outin for this magnificent win!"

[perfect_pitch]

Thank *** most of the adverts these days do not exhibit annoying poems and attempt to sing in a musical style of cheesy crap.

Now they just mock and ridicule us like we're monkeys.

[thalbergmad]

NILS, CLOSE THIS NOW.

PLEASE

[j_menz]

NILS, CLOSE THIS NOW.

PLEASE

I didn't think you believed in the power of prayer.

[perfect_pitch]

I don't believe in Prayer... or those who do.

[j_menz]

I don't believe in Prayer... or those who do.

Both prayer and those who practice it certainly exist, your disbelief notwithstanding. The efficacy of the practice is what is contestable.

[thalbergmad]

BOLLOX

[j_menz]

BOLLOX

Masterfully brief, if somewhat lacking in any other redeeming feature (such as relevance, intelligibility or reason).

[stravinskylover]

Masterfully brief, if somewhat lacking in any other redeeming feature (such as relevance, intelligibility or reason).

Yes, but since when was there intelligibility or reason in this thread? We've been discussing random topics.

[j_menz]

Yes, but since when was there intelligibility or reason in this thread?

Whenever I post. 

We've been discussing random topics.

No, you've just missed the logic. 

[stravinskylover]

Whenever I post. 

Okay, when was there intelligibility or reason from more than one poster in this thread

No, you've just missed the logic. 

Okay, we've been posting random junk into this thread in an attempt to win. By the way, I win!

[j_menz]

Okay, we've been posting random junk into this thread in an attempt to win.

That's the obvious, you've missed the occult.

By the way, I win!

Nope. 

[stravinskylover]

That's the obvious, you've missed the occult.

I've missed the "knowledge of the hidden?"

Nope. 

Yep!

[j_menz]

I've missed the "knowledge of the hidden?"

Yep!

Yep!

Nope!

 

[stravinskylover]

Yep!

Nope!

 

So what's the knowledge of the hidden?