Last post wins!!!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

[j_menz]

Apparently, he was talking to you. 

[lostinidlewonder]

ahahah lo0oo0o0l

[stravinskylover]

I win.

Now who wants to wake me up from my delusion?

[j_menz]

Now who wants to wake me up from my delusion?

Here's your

[stravinskylover]

Here's your

LOL!

[j_menz]

LOL!

Here, just for you.....

[stravinskylover]

Here, just for you.....

Thanks! That is exactly what I needed!

[j_menz]

Thanks!

You're welcome.

That is exactly what I needed!

One or two other things come to mind ahead of it.  Acceptance of the futility of your efforts, for example.

[joplinfreak]

Posted by: j_menz

That reminds me of my all time favorite WW2 character ODDBALL

[perfect_pitch]

My best buddy - who is going to help me win.

[stravinskylover]

I am immortal. You cannot beat me.

[j_menz]

Good grief. I take a nap and you've all gone bonkers. 

[perfect_pitch]

Catbert is more evil...   

[joplinfreak]

Ohhh yaaaaa-----well take this!!!!

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[j_menz]

Ohhh yaaaaa-----well take this!!!!

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Or even this:



 

You need some coffee!

[joplinfreak]

All right then how about this!!!!



Bet you didn't see that one coming---yaa that's right I'm SMOOTH!!!

[joplinfreak]

You need some coffee!

Probably right
 

[j_menz]

Probably right
 

Here....

[joplinfreak]

Nice you rounded post 6700, I've been waiting for you to do that. 
(NOT STOCKING, well maybe )

[j_menz]

I've been waiting for you to do that. 

You really do need to get out more. 

[joplinfreak]

I get out plenty, it just comes in phases. I plan on going fishing this weekend and any fish I do catch will be eaten and mounted (by myself). That should give you an idea of my "get out more."

[j_menz]

any fish I do catch will be eaten and mounted

Shouldn't that be "or". "and" looks scary:

[joplinfreak]

To mount the fish requires skinning. The meat itself is perfectly fine after this process there's just no skin. Or you could go the boring route and take a picture with measurements, send it in to a "fake fish shop" and never have to even kill your catch.

[outin]

I think I'd like to go fishing as well...only these days it's good to watch one's fingers, some of them can bite quite nasty

[j_menz]

I do all my fishing at the markets. Much more reliable.

[outin]

I do all my fishing at the markets. Much more reliable.

But you do know it's not really about the catch?

[joplinfreak]

But you do know it's not really about the catch?

Your right. "Hey buddy break out the beer!"

[j_menz]

Your right. "Hey buddy break out the beer!"

Why waste good beer on something so dreary?

[perfect_pitch]

Yoo-hoo... Hello!

[j_menz]

Yoo-hoo...

[lostinidlewonder]

All your fancy postings lose to this.

[joplinfreak]

Why waste good beer on something so dreary?

Only in the eyes of the unsuccessful is it a waste.

[perfect_pitch]

All your fancy postings lose to this.

At least I try to give people a laugh   

[joplinfreak]

Topic change! What's your favorite food? If you were stranded on an island (think Castaway) and could only eat one food what would it be?

[outin]

Topic change! What's your favorite food? If you were stranded on an island (think Castaway) and could only eat one food what would it be?

Pizza of course

[stravinskylover]

Topic change! What's your favorite food? If you were stranded on an island (think Castaway) and could only eat one food what would it be?

Chow Mein.

[perfect_pitch]

Chicken Korma!!! Man those Indians are good with spices.

[j_menz]

Since all the foods mentioned also generally imply "home delivery", your concept of "stranded" seems rather weak.

[stravinskylover]

Since all the foods mentioned also generally imply "home delivery", your concept of "stranded" seems rather weak.

Maybe this is the future, and we have non-perishable chow mein, and we ordered a lifetime supply of it just before we were stranded.  

[j_menz]

Maybe this is the future, and we have non-perishable chow mein

I must say, my hopes for the future are a little more ambitious.

[joplinfreak]

Honestly, I would para drop my kitchen, garden, hunting/fishing gear, and finally my farm yard with pigs, cows, chickens, etc. Ohh and the island is going to be tropical so I can grow my own spice.

[stravinskylover]

Honestly, I would para drop my kitchen, garden, hunting/fishing gear, and finally my farm yard with pigs, cows, chickens, etc. Ohh and the island is going to be tropical so I can grow my own spice.

If you're stranded, how do you know where to drop off those items?

[j_menz]

If you're stranded, how do you know where to drop off those items?

More to the point, how can you be stranded if you've got an (apparently operational) aeroplane?

[outin]

Since all the foods mentioned also generally imply "home delivery", your concept of "stranded" seems rather weak.

If I'm stranded without a cook, I guess I would just live on raw fish...

[perfect_pitch]

Morning everyone!   

[outin]

Good morning to you too!

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm - looks a little cold outside. Make sure you wear a jumper!   

[outin]

Mmmm - looks a little cold outside. Make sure you wear a jumper!   

I have no intention to go out today 

[perfect_pitch]

But... but...

The Snowmen need to be built by someone - won't you be that SOMEONE???

WON'T YOU???



WON'T YOU???