Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

At least four years, and then I can start Czerney. 

I'm sorry... who?

Czerney?

Czerney?!?

CZERNEY?!?!?

I presume you meant Czerny??? 4 days you don't bother to post, then you lump this absolute awful spelling mistake upon us.

[j_tour]

I'm sorry... who?

Czerney?

Czerney?!?

CZERNEY?!?!?

I presume you meant Czerny??? 4 days you don't bother to post, then you lump this absolute awful spelling mistake upon us.

Eh.  He's like Hungarian or something. 

Trust me:  it's fine.

He's used to it.

I wouldn't worry about it.

[perfect_pitch]

No... it's not fine. If I accidentally said 'Bethoven', 'Shopin' or 'Lizst'... I'd be seen as an absolute ignoramus and shunned by the piano society.

[j_tour]

I'd be seen as an absolute ignoramus...

Hmmm....stuff to think about!  I wonder.

But I rule, because I've put together what may be the smallest, best sounding, loudest (given the size) 200W micro-amp head and the Finnish TOOB Metro 6.5BG, which should be more than adequate for both a portable piano/Hammond organ rig as well as an archtop hollow-bodied guitar.

Of course the SICA speaker in the TOOB Metro is "only" rated to 130W (at 8 ohms), so just have to avoid turning up the amp too much.

[perfect_pitch]

But I rule, because I've put together what may be the smallest, best sounding, loudest (given the size) 200W micro-amp head and the Finnish TOOB Metro 6.5BG, which should be more than adequate for both a portable piano/Hammond organ rig as well as an archtop hollow-bodied guitar.

Why is it half of your responses like this look as if you copy and pasted it from an AI web-site???

[j_tour]

Why is it half of your responses like this look as if you copy and pasted it from an AI web-site???

I am made of liquid metal. 

[perfect_pitch]

Is that why you avoid the rain... so you can't rust???   

[j_tour]

Is that why you avoid the rain... so you can't rust???   

Liquid metal is an advanced alloy that will not rust, and will not rest until it finds and kills John Connor.

But points to you for....whatever it is you do or say!   

[perfect_pitch]

Liquid metal is an advanced alloy that will not rust, and will not rest until it finds and kills John Connor.

John Connor got big and fat, so it doesn't seem like it will be hard to find and kill him.

[j_tour]

John Connor got big and fat, so it doesn't seem like it will be hard to find and kill him.

Basement-to-basement search, led by trails of discarded wrappers of snack foods?

[perfect_pitch]

Well... you have fun searching them basements. Feel free not to tell us of the horrors you may find upon your quest to find him.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Well... we've come full circle. I know that image has been posted somewhere else in this forum, but I can't for the life of me be arsed trying to find it.

I survived the last cyclical round... I'll survive this one.

[j_tour]

Well... we've come full circle. I know that image has been posted somewhere else in this forum, but I can't for the life of me be arsed trying to find it.

Good luck!  I really doubt it.

Terve!  Onnittelut!

[perfect_pitch]

I still can't believe this thread has been going on for over 10 years...

...and that you're still attempting to beat me at it... fruitlessly.

[j_tour]

I still can't believe this thread has been going on for over 10 years...

No it hasn't.

[perfect_pitch]

What are you smoking... it has. It started May 2013...

[j_tour]

What are you smoking... it has. It started May 2013...

Has it?  Or have you been consuming regular sized portions again?

[perfect_pitch]

Has it?  Or have you been consuming regular sized portions again?

Let me make an example of you... you only started getting into this thread in 2019, so you missed more than half of the original fun.

I also want to take this moment to celebrate J_Tours very first post in this thread...

This is my last and perhaps only post and it wins.

It consists of  string of vile profanity which spares no subgroup, and is gender-and-sex-neutral, and offends everyone with a shred of decency.

I'm not going to repeat it, because you're all not worthy of this super-Popeye's-Pappy, but I assure you, no one will be spared. 

There is not any post more possibly vile than what I have just constructed. 

Because there may be ladies present, I shall refrain from saying such things.

Oh, just don't tell this girl I'm trying to get a second date from.

Or else.....the cycle repeats.

Clearly you are out of your depth.

[j_tour]

Let me make an example of you... you only started getting into this thread in 2019, so you missed more than half of the original fun.

[perfect_pitch]

Maybe that's why you missed the fun - obviously there was a kink in your ethernet cables till 2019.

Anyway, I'm hopefully upgrading to ultrafast internet on Monday, so I'll be all over this page more than you can imagine.

[j_tour]

Anyway, I'm hopefully upgrading to ultrafast internet on Monday, so I'll be all over this page more than you can imagine.

You should also buy a new amplifier so that you can be heard more clearly.  You have a tendency to mumble.

I'm all about my new TC Electronic BAM200, but the Trace Elliot ELF has a similar form factor and output (200W into 4 Ohms, and about 100 or just above into an 8 Ohms speaker.

[perfect_pitch]

You have a tendency to mumble.

I'm all about my new TC Electronic BAM200, but the Trace Elliot ELF has a similar form factor and output (200W into 4 Ohms, and about 100 or just above into an 8 Ohms speaker.

And you have a tendency to waffle... does anyone understand what you just said???

I can beat that anyway... here's 108 Oms...

 

[j_tour]

Whatever.  My speaker cabinet just arrived from Helsinki and it is most good.

[perfect_pitch]

It's not much of a cabinet... it's like you just dumped everything on your keyboard.

It's not very hygienic...

[j_tour]

Are you maligning my housekeeping abilities? 

No, I didn't think so.  Anyway, that's just that one corner where I keep the Hammond manuals and pedalboard.

The BAM200 + TOOB Metro 6.5BG sounds glorious for guitar as well.

The idea is the speaker cabinet is designed to fill a small club, with live drums, using a clever design featuring a 6.5" speaker, plus a micro amp to feed 130W into the relatively full range speaker.  Not terrific for digital piano, but good for organ and guitarists who aren't shredders, but still need volume.

Whole speaker+micro-amp combo fits in a 10"x9" case designed for a tom drum, weighs well under ten pounds, all included.  Loud as frak, but also suitable for lower volumes at home.

[perfect_pitch]

Are you maligning my housekeeping abilities? 

No, I didn't think so.  Anyway, that's just that one corner where I keep the Hammond manuals and pedalboard.

The BAM200 + TOOB Metro 6.5BG sounds glorious for guitar as well.

The idea is the speaker cabinet is designed to fill a small club, with live drums, using a clever design featuring a 6.5" speaker, plus a micro amp to feed 130W into the relatively full range speaker.  Not terrific for digital piano, but good for organ and guitarists who aren't shredders, but still need volume.

Whole speaker+micro-amp combo fits in a 10"x9" case designed for a tom drum, weighs well under ten pounds, all included.  Loud as frak, but also suitable for lower volumes at home.

[j_tour]

Oh eat me.  I'm not touching any of that molting plumage!

Besides, you *should* care about amplification!  What are you, Glenn Gould or Angela Hewitt having your personal piano accompany you to each venue?

You're a very inventive musician, well...pianist, at least, but I don't think you have roadies to carry your acoustic and a private tech to tune, &c.  You're certainly good enough, but I don't think that's your bag.

[lostinidlewonder]

Petting my bird causes one to lose their finger.

[perfect_pitch]

Petting my bird causes one to lose their finger.

What type of bird do you have? An Eagle???

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

It doesn't matter - I know the Heimlich manoeuvre.

You can choke all you want.

[j_tour]

It doesn't matter - I know the Heimlich manoeuvre.

You can choke all you want.

Here, go play in a world of pure enchantment. 

[perfect_pitch]

Plus you have no emotional attachment when you decide to flush them down the toilet and get a cat.

[j_tour]

Plus you have no emotional attachment when you decide to flush them down the toilet and get a cat.

That's my girlfriend you're talking about!  Watch it there, bub!   

[perfect_pitch]

I always thought you had to blow up your girlfriends...?

[transitional]

this is just turning into a conversation thread between j_tour and perfect_pitch

[perfect_pitch]

Well... we are the only 2 users who are dedicated to keeping this thread alive. One of us (ME) will emerge as the winner (ME) and one will ultimately be designated the loser (J_Tour).

My vindication will come when I win this thread, and all the posts and time invested prove it was worth it.

[j_tour]

My vindication will come when I win this thread, and all the posts and time invested prove it was worth it.

Just now I found a mouse in my kitchen sink.

I turned the garbage disposal on and pushed it into it with a handy utensil.

And I like mice.  What do you think I'd do to those who attempt to poison and destroy me in this thread?

(It's a joke:  I despise mice in my place, and that was the most humane solution, rather than waiting for it to consume more poison or to die slowly caught about the midriff in a snap-trap [N.B., mice do not always get snapped cleanly about the neck with an old-fashioned snap-trap, and it is a gruesome demise, I imagine]).

The short of it is, I will not be defeated.  Not in this thread, anyway.

[perfect_pitch]

Meh - I'm all for using mouse traps in my house. I don't care if the little bastards suffer - they spread disease and filth.

Now, before anyone thinks I'm some sort of psycho - I care about mammals, and wouldn't subject them to that horrible fate... but rodents and insect???

Meh... couldn't care. I think this is what makes you weak J_Tour... crying about the feelings of mice.

The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the Sheep

[lostinidlewonder]

Being cruel to animals is a trait of many serial killers. Don't be a serial killer, be a crazy cat lady instead.

[j_tour]

Meh... couldn't care. I think this is what makes you weak J_Tour... crying about the feelings of mice.

Hardly.

Being cruel to animals is a trait of many serial killers.

So don't be cruel to animals.

Save cruelty for human enemies.

[perfect_pitch]

Being cruel to animals is a trait of many serial killers. Don't be a serial killer, be a crazy cat lady instead.

Mice aren't animals... they're rodents - pests even. I draw the line very clearly.

Actually come to think about it - cats are pests here in Australia as well. It's funny - there are times where it's perfectly fine to shoot cats if they're killing the wildlife, but if they're screeching at 2am and fighting in your backyard... you're not allowed to do a damn thing.

I'm sure the world could do with a few less cats.

[lostinidlewonder]

Silence serial killer!

[perfect_pitch]

I'm not a 'serial' killer.

[lostinidlewonder]

You equate pests to not equal animals. Peculiar thoughts about cats.....Bad Boy Bubby... no... that's not a good boy Bubby.

[j_tour]

Silence serial killer!

Is silence the killer, or is silence the friends we met along the way?

Just kidding.

Silence kills.

[perfect_pitch]

On the subject - like the new t-shirt I've ordered over the internet???



I don't know about the orange... wish it was in blue instead.

[lostinidlewonder]

Do they make those shirts for men as well?

[perfect_pitch]

Do they make those shirts for men as well?

Nope... they only make them just for psychotics.