Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

I am better than y’all!

Now you're getting it!

[perfect_pitch]

Oh look - a bunch of dumb frat boys. Shouldn't be too hard to outsmart them...

[j_tour]

Oh look - a bunch of dumb frat boys. Shouldn't be too hard to outsmart them...

The new batch?  No, they're extremely clever and hold their cards close to the vest.

Inscrutable, even.

A small cohort of world weary individuals hardened by experience who can always be counted on as reliable compeers when the final countdown begins. 

Very savvy bunch, indeed.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Once again, I take the low effort win.
Just noticed this, but none of you seem to be using this chart like I am, which certainly explains why I'm winning.

[perfect_pitch]

A small cohort of world weary individuals hardened by experience who can always be counted on as reliable compeers when the final countdown begins. 

They look ready to go to the nearest bar, grope a few ladies, get slapped by said ladies, take many tequila shots and beers to the point they puke at the nearest corner before getting into a fight with some guy who is enjoying a little tipple.

Please... you're not winning. We're just humouring you. J_Tour and myself know we are the 2 world weary winners who have been at each others throats for a while (I'll ultimately win though).

You're just someone we keep around to watch you writhe and squirm... like a cat who has caught a mouse but doesn't quite want to devour it yet.

[j_tour]

Oh, and that "chart" looks like something someone's Mom made for her imbecile child in a failed attempt to win a second grade science fair.

(I'll ultimately win though).

You might, but not under your current head of state, the regal and redoutable King Charles the whatever.  Don't worry about it.  You have plenty of time to contemplate and repent.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Please... you're not winning. We're just humouring you.

You sure about that? It sure looks like I'm winning...

J_Tour and myself know we are the 2 world weary winners who have...

I notice that you pay no attention to the creator of this wonderful thread, LIIW. Perhaps a learning point you can learn from in the future... that is, if you had enough humility to do such a thing.

You're just someone we keep around to watch you write and squirm... like a cat who has caught a mouse but doesn't quite want to devour it yet.

lmao no part of this is at all correct. I certainly don't still use paper, to say the least.
Also, I'm the cat, you're the... hmm. You seem to not even exist... what would that be called? Nonexistent seems too harsh. Perhaps extinct?

[perfect_pitch]

Oh, and that "chart" looks like something someone's Mom made for her imbecile child in a failed attempt to win a second grade science fair.

I'll admit - that did give me a great laugh.

You're just someone we keep around to watch you writhe and squirm... like a cat who has caught a mouse but doesn't quite want to devour it yet.

Why did you seemingly "correct" my statement? It needed no correction...

writhe (verb)
make twisting, squirming movements or contortions of the body.

Do NOT correct me. I know what I wrote and I meant what I wrote. Now you've taken what was a brilliantly executed sentence and DUMBED IT DOWN.

Who the *** 'writes and squirms'??

[ravelfan07]

 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I'll admit - that did give me a laugh.

Why did you seemingly "correct" my statement? It needed no correction...

Do NOT correct me. I know what I wrote and I meant what I wrote. Now you've taken what was a brilliantly executed sentence and DUMBED IT DOWN.

You originally wrote writes and squirms, so I took advantage of the typo.

Who the *** 'writes and squirms'??

Only people who are really bad at typing.

PUT SOME GOSH DARN EFFORT INTO IT, RAVEL! 

[j_tour]

Only people who are really bad at typing.

Of course, "typing."  I'm sure the latest generation of nitwits are truly masters of that exquisite art.  So proficient are they that they have mastered the execution of entire sentences with only their thumbs.

Likely they don't even own a typewriter.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Is that a joke? I sold my typewriter about a week ago. Are you saying I should steal it back?

[j_tour]

Is that a joke? I sold my typewriter about a week ago. Are you saying I should steal it back?

See?  That's kind of funny.

I give credit for that.

Have a drink on me.  Go ahead!  You've earned it.  I take back some of those things I said about you.

[j_tour]

nm

forum glitchidik.

But, not one to waste an opportunity.....

[transitional]

j_tour, that double posting really needs refining. If you want to post twice in a row, there's another thread for that.

[perfect_pitch]

You originally wrote writes and squirms, so I took advantage of the typo.

Nice try - there was no typo... I haven't edited the comment in any way. I wrote that comment first thing in the morning and then went out to work for the rest of the day. You misread it and made yourself look like even more of a fool, trying to correct me for something I didn't do.

For shame. For shame...

[emill]

hhhmmmnnn....  feel like a pale blue dot --> ^.

[j_tour]

j_tour, that double posting really needs refining. If you want to post twice in a row, there's another thread for that.

I think your eating me needs a good bit of improvement, because it's not very good as yet.  Ya no ya, cago in la concha de ta puta madre, puto.

[perfect_pitch]

hhhmmmnnn....  feel like a pale blue dot -->

Except your pale blue dot isn't even blue... it's white.

[j_tour]

Good luck. 

[perfect_pitch]

It really wasn't that hard...

[ravelfan07]

You originally wrote writes and squirms, so I took advantage of the typo.Only people who are really bad at typing.PUT SOME GOSH DARN EFFORT INTO IT, RAVEL! 

[perfect_pitch]

Don't see why you needed to quote what YOU originally wrote...

No one cared when you first posted it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I could write a witty response that would prove the demise of a certain person who's name has 2 p's.
On the other hand, this thread doesn't reward that kind of lengthy critique, since it can be invalidated by someone so stupid that all they can do is spam:

Choices, choices!

[perfect_pitch]

I could write a witty response that would prove the demise of a certain person who's name has 2 p's.

I highly doubt it. You say you could, but doing is a whole other ball game.

I could say that I can write the great book of all time, pump out any old garbage and then claim that those who denigrate it are so stupid that all they can do is spam insults...

You couldn't prove my demise or even encourage it. I've been on here 10 years longer than you have.

Also Ravelfan07, Liszt-and-the-galops insulted you. Kill him... go for the jugular.

Maybe the great and almighty Nils can lock his '25th reply wins' thread after the 24th reply...   

[j_tour]

Also Ravelfan07, Liszt-and-the-galops insulted you. Kill him... go for the jugular.

Prepare the feast! 

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Sure.  And that's not what I mean when I said "let's play 'hangman,' the delightful word game."

[perfect_pitch]

Sure.  And that's not what I mean when I said "let's play 'hangman,' the delightful word game."

I don't recall you ever asking us to play hangman... Speaking of hanging though...



And it is getting close to Lent & Easter...

[j_tour]

And it is getting close to Lent & Easter...

You're so irreverent!  What a wonder of a gadfly you are and a marvelous corrective to we lost sheep.

But then you know all about that.

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Like tiny divots.  Road apples.  Mild impediments.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Also Ravelfan07, Liszt-and-the-galops insulted you. Kill him... go for the jugular.

He hasn't been here in a while, and nor has transitional. Perhaps the two were murdered... We must find the culprit!


Just kidding, don't want to spend another week on something like that lol.

Maybe the great and almighty Nils can lock his '25th reply wins' thread after the 24th reply

That would honestly be hilarious.

[transitional]

He hasn't been here in a while, and nor has transitional.

I haven't been killed, I've just been hiding in the corner from all this chaos.

[j_tour]

Mommy!  Daddy!

Stop fighting!

All this chaos is ruining Christmas!

[perfect_pitch]

I haven't been killed, I've just been hiding in the corner from all this chaos.

But life THRIVES from chaos. This is the place to be ALIVE!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

Youtube channel Soft White Underbelly has done several videos on the Whitakers, an inbred family. Quite an interesting window into their lives.

[j_tour]

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I haven't been killed, I've just been hiding in the corner from all this chaos.

Not sure what p_p is talking about...
That is a very reasonable thing to do in these chaotic times!

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Just felt the need to post this:
16 of the last 18 posts on this forum were on either LPW or SLPW (majority on SPLW).

[j_tour]

Sod off, salad tosser.

[perfect_pitch]

Just felt the need to post this:
16 of the last 18 posts on this forum were on either LPW or SLPW (majority on SPLW).

When your forum gets to the 5-digit mark in terms of number of replies... let me know.

Till then... don't care.

I'm sure that would infuriate a lot of lesbians.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

When your forum gets to the 5-digit mark in terms of number of replies... let me know.

2nd to last post wins surpassed the 5 digit mark a long time ago... we're at 12 digits now.
77.0000000000 replies, much more than  LPW's measly little 5 digits. 

P.S as I'm sure you know, Transitional's thread was never meant for popularity, so this comment of yours is needless mudslinging. I'd have thought that a person who's been here for 15 years would know better.

[perfect_pitch]

2nd to last post wins surpassed the 5 digit mark a long time ago...

Surpassed the 5-digit mark??? Yeah, if you're counting in Binary.   

P.S as I'm sure you know, Transitional's thread was never meant for popularity

I don't think it was meant to be anything... there's literally no need for it and it's pointless. I mean, why not have a 3rd last post wins; a 10th last post wins...

You see my point.

[j_tour]

You're damned fool, p_p!

When you encourage these kids to speak, it makes them believe they're almost at human age!

It's very cruel.

Gets their hopes up.

[ravelfan07]

You're damned fool, p_p!

When you encourage these kids to speak, it makes them believe they're almost at human age!

It's very cruel.

Gets their hopes up.

That is certainly one way of wording it

[j_tour]

That is certainly one way of wording it

Yes.  You're, of course, wrong, since it is the only of wording it.

But you get a C+ for your little effort.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

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[perfect_pitch]

Yes. You're, of course, wrong, since it is the only of wording it.

Yeah... that sentence structure gets a C+ as well.

Did we have a senile moment???

Again liszt-and-the-galops... It's been done before... by ME!!!

Don't try and imitate perfection... just try to be you: Inferior and docile, and without a sporting chance of winning.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Again liszt-and-the-galops... It's been done before... by ME!!!

And I perfected it by making it even longer.