Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Best to let the little fella tucker himself out and then maybe it will be ready to be put down for a nap.

Well... when he shits his nappy and cries about it - you're on duty.

I ain't touching it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Well... when he shits his nappy and cries about it - you're on duty.

I ain't touching it.

Just a reminder that you're the who thinks a scooter is a car... 
And also, I have long forgone sleep in exchange for college work.
You're just jealous about that post from earlier. Also, congrats on 16,000 posts! 

[ravelfan07]

And nearly 16,000 replies spanning almost 321 pages. Crazy that 2.5 people (on average) could do that in just 10 years.Thanks for the compliment!  ;DThis is you losing (again)...
Oh right. You're blind. No wonder you don't see any hurdles -- you can't see ANYTHING.
In that case, I can decommission that "hall of horrible mirrors" I was planning to trap my fiercest competitor in once I achieve victory.

The dedication people have to this forum is actually incredible, lots of respect

[j_tour]

The dedication people have to this forum is actually incredible, lots of respect

I agree.

Everyone is doing just terrific work in this thread, in particular.  Just fantastic.

The newcomers especially should feel extremely proud of their accomplishments.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

[ravelfan07]

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

Definitely the new user who spams ads, he’s definitely to busy spamming ads too kill kids

[perfect_pitch]

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

You can rule me out - the only one I'm trying to kill is my competition (J_Tour mainly... the rest are insignificant).

Also, I never said a scooter was the same as a car. You assumed that - and we all know that when you assume, you look like a right @#$%.

[j_tour]

You can rule me out - the only one I'm trying to kill is my competition (J_Tour mainly... the rest are insignificant).

Also, I never said a scooter was the same as a car. You assumed that - and we all know that when you assume, you look like a right @#$%.

Shush!  Ssshhhh!!!!

You're going to wake the little ones. 

[perfect_pitch]

Shush!  Ssshhhh!!!!

You're going to wake the little ones.

Maybe this very friendly childrens character will help lull them back to sleep...



Or maybe it will continue to haunt my dreams. That *** blobby sh*t is *** nightmare fuel.

What *** sadist thought this would be a fun and encouraging children's figure???

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I never said a scooter was the same as a car.

You, who's riding this thing:
"This is a car."

You can rule me out - the only one I'm trying to kill is my competition

1. Are you testifying against yourself?
2. If you ARE speaking the truth, then you just confessed to 7 (or more) counts of attempted murder.
3. If you're lying, we can't rule you out.

It's not the new user who spams ads, he’s definitely too busy spamming ads to kill kids.

Good point, though that makes him guilty of ad-spamming, a crime punishable by ban. (Sorry, had to fix the grammar issues.)
Wait, is the ad-spammer a him, her, they, or it?

[j_tour]

Looks like the child is up again.

I just have to continue some of my experiments on it. 

Won't be a second.

[perfect_pitch]

You, who's riding this thing:
"This is a car.

Never ever said a car was a scooter. Clearly you're the one who can't tell the difference.

I feel you're not gelling with the rest of us liszt... Hows that '2nd to last post wins' thread going? Has that got 16,000 posts??? Or is it an abject failure???

I don't even want to know what that is... it looks like an expensive butt-plug.

[j_tour]

I don't even want to know what that is... it looks like an expensive butt-plug.

I can tell you're not very handy.  Step drill bits needn't be expensive at all, and they are useful for many purposes.

[perfect_pitch]

I can tell you're not very handy.  Step drill bits needn't be expensive at all, and they are useful for many purposes.

I'll happily admit that... leave the expertise to the professionals I say. Why try and be an amateur plasterer or mechanic or electrician, when you can hire someone who's brilliant in their field to accomplish the job you set out to do.

[ravelfan07]

Yo
Y’all workout?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Never ever said a car was a scooter. Clearly you're the one who can't tell the difference.

Let's run a quick test on you. Which of these are cars and which are scooters?

[j_tour]

Yo
Y’all workout?

You want me to take my shirt off, oil up, and pose down?

No, I don't think I'm going to do that.  But there are plenty of folks at the local public gymnasium or swimming pool who would be happy to oblige.

Why try and be an amateur plasterer or mechanic or electrician, when you can hire someone who's brilliant in their field to accomplish the job you set out to do.

Because it's fun to break things.

[ravelfan07]

You want me to take my shirt off, oil up, and pose down?

No, I don't think I'm going to do that.  But there are plenty of folks at the local public gymnasium or swimming pool who would be happy to oblige.



Because it's fun to break things.

Really disappointed you’re not doing that rn

[perfect_pitch]

Let's run a quick test on you. Which of these are cars and which are scooters?

It's like the worst Rorschach ink blot test ever...

Scooter

Childrens pull along strung duck toy

Horse and Carriage...

CAR... THAT'S THE CAR... IT'S DEFINITELY A CAR.

What the Afghani's call "practice" when their wives aren't allowed to vote or learn, or do anything that involves their brains?

I mean... an Alpaca?

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

A Llama is NOT the same as an Alpaca.

Get it right for goodness sake. No one's playing your crappy Wesley Willis videos.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Scooter

Correct!

Childrens pull along strung duck toy

You just got duckrolled (Remember the old Internet?)... It's a child's car, so wrong.

Horse and Carriage...

Wrong. Car. It's just a bit out of date.

CAR... THAT'S THE CAR... IT'S DEFINITELY A CAR.

No, that's a dream of Elon Musk.

...An alpaca?

Scooter.
I'm not a doctor (3 more years...), but I think it's safe to say that you're deficient in vitamin SR (scooter-recognition, no relation to the element strontium).

[perfect_pitch]

You just got duckrolled (Remember the old Internet?)... It's a child's car, so wrong.

The back is completely solid and there's nowhere for the child to sit... and they can't sit on it because the downward decline of its back would make them slip more towards the back, but this would cause a large probability that the weight in the back would cause the duck to be improperly balanced and would tip over easily.

Wrong. Car. It's just a bit out of date.

I quote from the Oxford English Dictionary:

Car
noun
a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people.

I'd take you more serious if it weren't for the fact that you yourself can't tell what the hell a *** car is.

[ravelfan07]

Yo guys
Without looking at the dictionary, how would you define chair?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I qoute from the Oxford English Dictionary:

Car
noun
a four-wheeled road vehicle that is powered by an engine and is able to carry a small number of people.

It also says a car is a chariot...
https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=597840864&rlz=1CATAVM_enUS956US970&q=car&si=AKbGX_qLEF73g5f3ut3LoBPauvCT9NQvkSSepead2FxQPUTy-R7d_E8Wmrppt2Aky21SY9_iLQssnCQXOpEHZ8_nbbF0VkFyaA%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7jJf_qtiDAxVAkYkEHSN3A6gQ2v4IegQIDhBB&biw=1182&bih=510&dpr=1.16&surl=1&safe=active&ssui=on

...can't sit on it because the download decline of its back

I'm just going to leave that there for you to correct...
 

[j_tour]

Children need Vegemite in order to evolve.

Feed the children Vegemite thrice daily.

And cancel that sh*** about alpacas.  They are not as good as llamas, except when skinned.

[perfect_pitch]

It also says a car is a chariot...

It says a car is a chariot, but that doesn't mean a chariot is a car...

All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.

Learn to tell the difference.

Children need Vegemite in order to evolve.

And that's bollocks... gone my entire life without having a single vegemite sandwich or a vegemite scroll (YUCK   🤮), and I turned out to be a winner.

Hell, I'm kicking the crap out of everyone here.

[frodo4]

It says a car is a chariot, but that doesn't mean a chariot is a car...

Many years ago when my 2 kids were age 3 and 4, I would ask them questions like:

True or false?
All animals are dogs?
All dogs are animals?
A tree is a plant?
A plant is a tree?

And they never missed!

[perfect_pitch]

Nice that you always keep them in check with logic questions - they're good for the soul.

[frodo4]

Nice that you always keep them in check with logic questions - they're good for the soul.

This is your attempt to be the last poster here??  Nice try but try again. 

[frodo4]

Then I would ask my kids the really tough ones:

True or False?
All animals are cats?
Some animals are cats?
All cats are animals?
Some cats are animals?
People are animals?

This can get confusing.  Here we might have a discussion, especially with the last couple questions.  Kids were certainly entertained. Great pastime when we drove to see grandma.

And yes - logic is good for the soul!  Most of us enjoy a good Venn diagram.

[j_tour]

Then I would ask my kids the really tough ones:

True or False?
All animals are cats?
Some animals are cats?
All cats are animals?
Some cats are animals?
People are animals?

This can get confusing.  Here we might have a discussion, especially with the last couple questions.  Kids were certainly entertained. Great pastime when we drove to see grandma.

And yes - logic is good for the soul!  Most of us enjoy a good Venn diagram.

Hey Gandalf, did you know llamas are more useful than alpacas?

Now you do.  So sit on it.

[perfect_pitch]

This is your attempt to be the last poster here??  Nice try but try again. 

Wow... you criticise me for the lovely compliment I gave to you, then go on about how great logic is for the soul despite the fact that I was the one you complimented you on doing so???

God, you are a grouchy bastard.

[j_tour]

God, you people are insufferable.  Some Hobgoblin in one ear, and Kangaroo Jack in the other ear.

The gawdawful ruckus makes Wesley Willis sound like a Heldentenor.

You should all just go to sleep. 

I have some powders and ointments that can assist you all.

[perfect_pitch]

God, you people are insufferable.  Some Hobgoblin in one ear, and Kangaroo Jack in the other ear.

I hope you didn't mean me by 'Kangaroo Jack'... I'm Scottish born, and proud of it - and could drink you under the table if it came to who can hold their Scotch better.

[ravelfan07]

What is the worst emoji on this site?

[perfect_pitch]

What is the worst emoji on this site?

 

That one - I use it when I'm winning.

[ravelfan07]

That one - I use it when I'm winning.

It’s gotta be this one
 

[lostinidlewonder]

This emoji

[j_tour]

I hope you didn't mean me by 'Kangaroo Jack'... I'm Scottish born, and proud of it - and could drink you under the table if it came to who can hold their Scotch better.

[perfect_pitch]

I think it's the NZ folks you need to worry about being near sheep.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Gentlemen, we are here to solve the murder of 8 children. We do not have time for games; there is only time for the suspects.
Suspect #1: The girl who found their bodies.
Suspect #2: That new user who spammed advertisements.
Suspect #3: Perfect_Pitch.
Suspect #4: Bob Smith.
Suspect #5: That user who posted one thing from an AI.
Can we rule any of these out?

Time has passed. We can review the suspects once more.
As ravelfan pointed out, it cannot be suspect #2, due to them being too busy spamming adverts.
Likewise, suspect #5 has been found not guilty, due to them being too busy spamming AIs.
Suspect #1 has been proven innocent by the authorities.
That leaves suspect #4 (identified as "Bob Smith") and suspect #3 (identified as "Perfect Pitch") as the potential perpetrators. If anyone has any leads on this case, do not hesitate to post here; you may even win some meaningless internet bragging rights for a few hours!

[ravelfan07]

Time has passed. We can review the suspects once more.
As ravelfan pointed out, it cannot be suspect #2, due to them being too busy spamming adverts.
Likewise, suspect #5 has been found not guilty, due to them being too busy spamming AIs.
Suspect #1 has been proven innocent by the authorities.
That leaves suspect #4 (identified as "Bob Smith") and suspect #3 (identified as "Perfect Pitch") as the potential perpetrators. If anyone has any leads on this case, do not hesitate to post here; you may even win some meaningless internet bragging rights for a few hours!

Hmm Bob Smith seems like a pseudonym, he’s definitely very suspicious

[perfect_pitch]

Hmm Bob Smith seems like a pseudonym, he’s definitely very suspicious

I second that as well... definitely a dodgy bastard that Bob Smith is...

Plus, at the time of the killings, I was getting tanked on whisky. Couldn't have done it.

[transitional]

Bob Smith and Perfect Pitch did it together

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Bob Smith and Perfect Pitch did it together

Bingo.

[lostinidlewonder]

I don't think if Bob did anything at all, but he certainly is your uncle.

[perfect_pitch]

Bob Smith and Perfect Pitch did it together

Can't have done it - had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 so I wasn't incapable of anything.

I think all the blame lies with Bob... Bloody Bob.

[j_tour]

Can't have done it - had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 so I wasn't incapable of anything.

Exactly.  That's the perfect tiny amount of alcohol in one's system to do anything, and to do it right.

Like hunting kangaroos from the back of a truck, which overpopulated nuisances, those overgrown leaping rats, as a Scotsman, you surely despise as much as you revere the international success of Paul Hogan.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I don't think if Bob did anything at all, but he certainly is your uncle.

And bob's your uncle.