Last post wins!!!!!

[j_tour]

THERE ARE LADIES ON THIS FORUM?!? I thought it was sweaty nerdy males who only used the internet...   

In this thread, there's evidence of effeminacy. 

Nothing wrong with that, unless one favors arm-wrestling to settle disputes.

[perfect_pitch]

In this thread, there's evidence of effeminacy. 

That's okay - I'm sure plenty of the ladies love your effeminate charm. Just careful you don't exude too much of that feminine charm or they may think you bat for the other team.

[j_tour]

That's okay - I'm sure plenty of the ladies love your effeminate charm. Just careful you don't exude too much of that feminine charm or they may think you bat for the other team.

[perfect_pitch]

It's hard to get clean cutlery and dish wares... isn't it?

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

I don't even want to know where in the deepest, darkest pit of the internet... that you find this sh*t.

I worry about you man... seriously.

[j_tour]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv3qPEs6VTE

[perfect_pitch]

All you're doing is giving some very 'unneeded' views to a very desperate guy on YouTube who seems to make videos that no one wants to view.

I mean, this is his description (and I quote):

I have an obsession towards  electronics.  With Pinball at it's lowest popularity rating I am hoping to be able to find more local public locations that still have a working Pinball machine to use and review it.  This way I can share it with all Youtuber's.  Video games rock and arcade games.  I like to modify, create, and hack electronic equipment. I am proud to say that I also work with Storm's Angels pet rescue and may include several videos of several that are in our care. 
Thank you, 

     -Olosnah Crafts and More

P.S. please feel free to help support my video endeavors through Paypal by sending in your spare change to olosnahcraftsandmore@gmail.com ;
Thank you for your time.  Change....spare change.  Got any spare change?  God bless you anyway. (Southpark reference).     

         -Omeed

The fact that he also uploads these to TikTok as well means I can't and never will take him seriously.

[j_tour]

The fact that he also uploads these to TikTok as well means I can't and never will take him seriously.

You read leTube comments? 

For shame!



Le « sigh ».  Don't do it!  I never do, and I'm a modern day savant!

[perfect_pitch]

You read leTube comments? 

For shame!

Sometimes you need to try and get an insight into the mind of these sad people... the description gives away lot of good info.

I can't wait for YouTube to go through and start deleting copyrighted material (like TV and Movie clips, reaction videos) etc... people are too heavily trying to make views from other peoples hard work.

Reaction videos are the *** worst.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

Really... with the archie comics??? They're so dated it's just bad. You need to stay with the times.

Have you heard they made the Joker pregnant???



What a great way to kill a comic book franchise. What's a great relief though, if perusing the comments of the twitter feed where it was announced - is that they're taking the time to bag the crap out it.

https://twitter.com/MrStevenSteele/status/1611368337333780483?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1611368337333780483%7Ctwgr%5E464d7a52f3cf57cd1aff7e4e518c99b425ac8bad%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2023%2F01%2F07%2Fbatman-comic-features-the-joker-becoming-pregnant-and-giving-birth%2F

[j_tour]

Have you heard they made the Joker pregnant???

No.  Why would I have heard that?  Batman is a stupid jerk.  He was really running me amok.

[perfect_pitch]

What a sexist... woman can deliver packages as well.

[j_tour]

woman can deliver packages as well.

Yes they can and often do.

As well as baskets and batches.

[lostinidlewonder]

What a sexist... woman can deliver packages as well.

Especially if you are type of Flatworms of the Macrostomum hystrix variety. If they can't find a flatworm to mate with, they will inseminate themselves, a practice also known as "selfing.

[j_tour]

Especially if you are type of Flatworms of the Macrostomum hystrix variety. If they can't find a flatworm to mate with, they will inseminate themselves, a practice also known as "selfing.

Yo!  Can we please add a trigger warning on occasion?

I suspect there are many "selfers" among keyboard players.  It is a natural response to the glorious music of Sxrxbj.......never mind.

https://i.ibb.co/MpPJHZj/5c26b6126d9ca4d8ed130ef79f098bb764a46271-2-548x500.jpg

Oh, never mind.  You all get what you get!

[perfect_pitch]

[j_tour]

Touch it!  Do it now!  Get to the chopper!

[lostinidlewonder]

Well you don't have to touch it, but at least push it.

[perfect_pitch]

Oh my gosh - that was a dear part of my childhood. I remember those damn lollies.

Can't believe how cheesy all the adverts in the 90's were. I guess they're even worse today though.

I'd put up a video of some of the best Australian adverts, but they're all sh*t... so I won't put you through that torture.

[lostinidlewonder]

We had some catchy jingles

[j_tour]

Clearly this is the most outstanding television commercial ever made.   

[perfect_pitch]

We had some catchy jingles [/youtube]

No... Gonorrhoea is catchy. Those themes were just insipid and annoying.

Clearly this is the most outstanding television commercial ever made.   

Yeah... if you want to try and sell Australia as a bunch of troglodytes with an IQ of 80...

...and dodge the tax department. I can't imagine that did anything to help our tourism.

[j_tour]

[perfect_pitch]

That's all you wanted to know??? Not the meaning of life, or how the universe came to creation...

Your loss.

[j_tour]

That's all you wanted to know??? Not the meaning of life, or how the universe came to creation...

Your loss.

I don't really want to hear about your crazy Thetans, Battlefield Earth, and Dianetics!

Just let it go!

[perfect_pitch]

Just let it go!

You asked for it then...

[j_tour]

Roo huntin' and raw piling.  That's what I'm about, son.

[lostinidlewonder]

No... Gonorrhoea is catchy. Those themes were just insipid and annoying.

Lol, except there were like a number of other ad campains by channel 9 and they all were well recieved by the entire nation for many years. Go on then give us an example of a jingle which was good then, then we can point and laugh at your tastes lol. Or maybe ones you have composed yourself which have had success on TV? oh wait.... *crickets*.....

[j_tour]

You asked for it then...

[perfect_pitch]

Go on then give us an example of a jingle which was good then, then we can point and laugh at your tastes lol.

I don't like Jingles in general. When was the last time an advert just tried to be honest with us and put forth the product details so we could make up our mind about whether we buy it.

Maybe if we did, there would be less rampant obesity.

[j_tour]

Maybe if we did, there would be less rampant obesity.

You're a rampant obesity! 

[lostinidlewonder]

I don't like Jingles in general.

Irrational, oh well, still losing.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Irrational, oh well, still losing.

You know what earworms are? Those little bits of music that get stuck in your head on loop over and over and over until you go berserk? Imagine you have aural memory so perfect you can remember every little jingle and that the mere mention of them is enough to get them back in your head again, sifting for hours on end.

That's what I had with the 'ding-a-lings' jingle after you mentioned the Vitamin one... it was looping around for hours and hours - so thanks.

If that constant playback in my brain isn't enough to inspire me to win this damn thread, I don't know what will.

Welcome to my world.

[j_tour]

Incorrigible, you two. 

[droprenstein]

For how long has this forum just been perfect pitch and j-tour's public version of dm's?

[perfect_pitch]

5... maybe 6 years? But I'm wearing down J_Tour. He doesn't possess the stamina I do, nor the will to win this thread.

[droprenstein]

You will both crumble to me. I am superior to you two combined.

[droprenstein]

You will both crumble to me. I am superior to you two combined.

I perpetually win now. You cannot surpass the infinite.

[perfect_pitch]

You're new to this - I have a post somewhere in this thread that is timestamped 2 billion years in the future. That's how mother-*** good I am.

You're opinion thinking you can beat me isn't superiority... it's based on naivety.



...but I like the fact that you tried. Have a cookie... [rustles around]

Awwww... I'm fresh out.

[j_tour]

[droprenstein]

You're new to this - I have a post somewhere in this thread that is timestamped 2 billion years in the future. That's how mother-*** good I am.

You're opinion thinking you can beat me isn't superiority... it's based on naivety.



...but I like the fact that you tried. Have a cookie... [rustles around]

Awwww... I'm fresh out.

Is 2 billion greater than ∞?
Your mentality is based not on competence, but on simple misunderstanding of mathematics.
Here, have a doughnut. I give a doughnut to everyone who makes a terrible mistake. *looks in cupboard*
Oh, sorry, I gave my last one to your parents.

[j_tour]

Is 2 billion greater than ∞?
Your mentality is based not on competence, but on simple misunderstanding of mathematics.

You sound dull.

Have you been getting enough sleep, by hanging from the rafters of your batcave?

Because it sounds as though you are not in good disposition for disquistionibus

[droprenstein]

Why are you showing me a picture of yourself? That's a weird thing to do to someone you don't know.

[perfect_pitch]

Is 2 billion greater than ∞?
Your mentality is based not on competence, but on simple misunderstanding of mathematics.

If you can show me a future timestamp of you winning the thread that beats mine - I will bow down to you.

Problem is you can't. If you can show me a timestamp of you posting 3 billion years in the future - you can win.

Also, J_Tour and I (and lostinidlewonder) have been at this a LOT LONGER than you.

Also, I don't know who you gave those doughnuts to - my parents are deceased.

WAIT... do you see dead people???



PS. Hats off to J_Tour - that movie is a classic. Far better than the second one.

[j_tour]

Why are you showing me a picture of yourself? That's a weird thing to do to someone you don't know.

Slow down your roll there, skippy!

You are awakening dark forces.

[droprenstein]

J-tour, what's with the Archie comics? There are so many other things you could reference, and you choose Archie.

[j_tour]