Although I can understand how 4 posts in a row could have occured, the second could have easily been edited into the first one...
And the fourth possibly in the third (and note that you edited it and am getting impatient), the thread at the top of the topics isn't always the one to be read at all

Sorry, I can't transcribe though, although I attempted it once, and my mum could only say:
"Wow, that sounded a bit like the Stargate Theme!"
"Well, mum, it was supposed to BE the theme" ¬_¬
My first transcription though (and possibly last

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EDIT: I don't mean to come across harshly, I'm just trying to share my thoughts on better use of Forum posting so everyone can remain friendly ^_^;;