Where do you get these names from? Where's the menu?
Yeah, I noticed that, when you're a kid they don't ask they just cut it.
Then I went through teenage years with long hair and never got it cut, perhaps that's when they let you in on the secret language.
When I went back, all these people were saying numbers to the bloke, something to do with the clippers, but how did they know? Does 3 take more hair off than 2 or less? What's the range?
Then some go on and on virtually for every cut "Shall I snip this hair, here or here?" "Do you want it tapered at the back or straight?" .... "Like I give a #$# mate, just cut it like you have for the past 5 years I've been coming here" "Heh, you English guys don't care about your hair do you?" "Well if you cut it badly, do you think I would have returned year after year?"

Same conversation every time.