The Cinema

[zheer]

  What should one not do in a cinema. 

[gilad]

speak on their cell phone, i hate those people, they annoy the hell out of me.

[gruffalo]

eat loudly. i hate loud eaters.

[Kassaa]

talk.

[thalbergmad]

Go to sleep

[Tash]

kick the chair in front of you, when someone's sitting in it. better yet if there's someone in the row, the vibrations carry and it pisses me off

[gilad]

kick the chair in front of you, when someone's sitting in it. better yet if there's someone in the row, the vibrations carry and it pisses me off

yes i hate when people behind me use my arm rest as a foot stool! i always shunt there feet with my elbows until they move. i am more cautious if its a big guy of course.
when i watching star wars this little kid in front of me was having so much fun, he had "sword/lightsaber" which he kept waving around at the good parts. a few times i had to gently take hi arms and put them down. it was cute.
THIS ONE IS NOT SO CUTE> The one time the stranger next to me farted so loud and long that his girlfriend and there friends had to hold back their laughter in embarressment. that was uncouth.
the one time this old man called in the manager and told him to turn down the volume?!?!?! 5 minutes later i realised i couldnt hear anything and went outside to complain, turned out 5 other people had beat me to it. the volume was restored.
yes, i have been to the cinema many times.

[pianistimo]

suddenly yell, fire, fire?

ok.  i confess - i googled and found this one:
'i hated hearing all the explosions in 'pearl harbor' while watching 'moulin rouge' next door.

maybe complaining about things aloud.

spilling ur popcorn or drink on the person next to you.

making people walk over you while you read the credits.

asking someone to watch ur five children while u use the bathroom.

leaving ur children in the movie theater unattended for the rest of the movie.

orphaning ur children at the theater.

thinking the theater is an orphanage and recommending it to others.

sitting in front of a short person if u are tall.

standing up and stretching during the movie. 

fluffing ur hair.

throwing ur hair forward and back.

sneaking in some kind of delicious snack that they don't offer in the snack bar.

(i don't really know!  i haven't gone to a movie in about a year i think).

[pianistimo]

it never really bothered me if people were making out.  i always figured it was like the zoo and my children would learn how to make out by observation.  what does bother me, though, is if they are in the third row or something and getting giggly.

[mikey6]

There was a sketch on whose line where Colin had to be a really annoying movie goer - twas rather amusing!

[lisztisforkids]

Once was drinking a bottle of wine with some friends at a horror movie once. During one of the sacrier parts (I was thouroughly drunk at this point) I dropped the bottle and it rolled slowly down the stairs. Clank! Clank! A definete no, no.

[ted]

Going to the pictures has lost its appeal for me. Once you've slashed one seat you've slashed 'em all.

[Waldszenen]

I hate to be the first to say this, but once I was in a cinema and a couple in the back row were having oral sex. -_-

[mike_lang]

The Cinema is not Pee Wee's Playhouse.

ML

[lisztisforkids]

The Cinema is not Pee Wee's Playhouse.

ML

 Thats right, its more like a Roman bath house.

[invictious]

I hate to be the first to say this, but once I was in a cinema and a couple in the back row were having oral sex. -_-

Lol, i saw a couple instead having a handjob..

[gorbee natcase]

Tall people should not be permitted to sit at the front

[gilad]

Tall people should not be permitted to sit at the front

yes,
and old ladies with their poofy hair either, same for people with big hats on.