It's a rope used to wakeboard. Your friend Jim used it last, when he biffed it hard into a patch of cattails. Along with a few gallons of water, the head of a cattail lodged in his nose, he couldn't afford the surgery to remove it so now he walks around with a cattail growing from his nose. He's become something of a local celebrity. While waiting for the bus kids stare but are afraid to come near. Poor Jim.
My kitchen stinks, it's so awful the neighbours complain. How do I rememdy this awful curse?