I can only hope the readers are as outraged as I am at Pianistimo. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter but the conclusion's general outline is that Pianistimo likes positions that exercise both subtlety and thoroughness in managing both the news and the entertainment that gets presented to us. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that she is utterly versipellous. When Pianistimo's among plebeians, she warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against defeatism. But when she's safely surrounded by her confreres, Pianistimo instructs them to expand, augment, and intensify the size and intrusiveness of her gang. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that Pianistimo's chums are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Pianistimo, who wants nothing less than to deflect attention from her unwillingness to support policies that benefit the average citizen. Pianistimo should clarify her point so people like you and me can tell what the heck she's talking about. Without clarification, Pianistimo's theatrics sound lofty and include some emotionally charged words but don't really seem to make any sense. She parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, her ideas will change instantly, like a weathercock.
Pianistimo can't fool me. I've met juvenile malingerers before, so I know that it's easy for Pianistimo to bombastically declaim my proposals. But when is she going to provide an alternative proposal of her own? Although I haven't yet been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that we must remove our chains and move towards the light. (In case you didn't understand that analogy, the chains symbolize Pianistimo's insincere solutions, and the light represents the goal of getting all of us to create greater public understanding of the damage caused by her jokes.) It is therefore reasonable to infer that the last time I told Pianistimo's pals that I want to shoo Pianistimo away like the annoying bug that she is, they declared in response, "But Pianistimo is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. Many people are shocked when I tell them that I have noticed of late a very strong undercurrent of unscrupulous philistinism among self-centered survivalists. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that if her helots had even an ounce of integrity, they would disabuse Pianistimo of the notion that she is a perpetual victim of injustice. I know that I'm emotional now, but she is trying to brainwash us. She wants us to believe that it's meddlesome to give our young people the values that will inspire them to prevent the production of a new crop of cocky ignoramuses; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Pianistimo has recently been going around claiming that she can absorb mana by devouring her nemeses' brains. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. She says that she needs a little more time to clean up her act. As far as I'm concerned, her time has run out.
Essentially, Pianistimo's hired goons have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation. There are three points I need to make here. First, one of history's clearest lessons is that Pianistimo could use a heavy dose of sensitivity training. Second, Pianistimo has more understanding of beer and milk regulations than of farsighted plans for the future. And third, there are lawsuits in Pianistimo's future. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper because it's the news that just doesn't fit.
Rhetoric aside, Pianistimo believes that it's okay for her to indulge her every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. That's just wrong. She further believes that anyone who resists her deserves to be crushed. Wrong again! Easy as it may seem to take stock of what we know, identify areas for further research, and provide a useful starting point for debate on her besotted declamations, it is far more difficult to give the needy a helping hand, as opposed to an elbow in the face. Be forewarned: She has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but whenever Pianistimo is blamed for conspiring to worsen an already unstable situation, she blames her compeers. Doing so reinforces their passivity and obedience and increases their guilt, shame, terror, and conformity, thereby making them far more willing to help Pianistimo bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Pianistimo stubbornly refuses to own up to her mistakes serves only to convince me that if she can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to transform our culture of war and violence into a culture of peace and nonviolence. We must hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse. By "we", I mean all the hundreds of thousands who fundamentally long for the same thing, without, as individuals, finding the words to describe outwardly what they inwardly visualize.
Pianistimo likes to posture as a guardian of virtue and manners. However, when it comes right down to it, what she is pushing is both invidious and uneducated. Her conclusions may not be traditional for a fatuitous blusterer, but if my memory serves me correctly, if one could get a Ph.D. in Unilateralism, she would be the first in line to have one. Doesn't Pianistimo realize that there's a contradiction between her simultaneous condemnation of directionless monomaniacs and her imposition of infernal Pyrrhonism? The only clear answer to emerge from the conflicting, contradictory stances that she and her vassals take is that only by striving to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values can I halt the adulation heaped upon licentious charlatans. Never have I seen such a gross error in judgment as her decision to anesthetize the human spirit. I'll finish this letter by instructing you not to blindly accept my words or those of others as truth. Investigate, discriminate, and question everything not proven. Only by doing so can you determine for yourself that Mrs. Pianistimo's priorities are inverted.
NOW WHERE HAVE YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE?
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