Purchased food. Just pop it in the microwave and eat.
It seems like everything like that has high cholestrol or high sodium, so that's not good.
Isn't there anything quick and healthy? Preparation being nothing or at most sticking it in the microwave and punching a button.
(Bob eats the generic Hot Pocket anyway, annoyed that it said "healthy" on the box.)
Yikes, hot pockets are a shortcut to heart attack and stroke/anuerysm. Cut that @$&% out, you should be more than annoyed that it's labeled healthy

The corporations that foist this ^&%# off on us should be fined.
At the very least.
Sounds like you have the same concerns that I do; high blood pressure and cholesterol. Over the last couple of years I have lowered both my cholesterol and BP without medication. During the school year I don't have a lot of time to spend cooking, but here's some basic guidelines for healthy fast food prep.
Regarding microwave food, if it's over 20% of the USDA daily sodium and/or fat allowance (make sure you note the serving size), don't eat it. It's too much salt and fat. When you shop, read the labels. Keep away from canned food. Condiments are dangerous, full of sodium. Cheese (I love it so much) is fatty and salty and should be consumed sparingly. Breakfast cereal is very salty, except for shredded wheat and generic puffed wheat and rice. Real oatmeal actually cuts your cholesterol, and is good for you in other ways, although it takes awhile to prepare. I'll get back to it this summer. Start thinking of things like cheese,dairy and eggs as delicacies, special treats. I have an omlette about twice a month, and boy is it great! Don't eat anything substantial after 8PM. This summer after school's out try to change your ways, enjoy cooking good stuff and get into good food. Why not? And starting now eat lots of vegetables, salads with low fat and sodium dressing. Your body will love you for it and you'll feel better. Organic and free range turkey and chicken have a lot less cholesterol than the "normal" kind. Fish oil capsules reduce bad cholesterol, if you don't enjoy fish like me

. Mr. Google is your friend, ask him questions and ask your doctor too, what do you pay her/him for anyway.
Here's my basic diet for the past few months, it's normalized my BP and cholesterol.
BREAKFAST (7:30 AM) A bowl of shredded wheat with no fat milk, and a banana. A large cup of strong tea. The tea water boils while I eat the food. 10 minutes prep and consume.
LUNCH (3:00 PM or Noon depending on the day) One Tina's (brand name) bean and cheese burrito and an orange. If I'm still hungry I have another orange or I make a salad with organic butter lettuce, three cherry tomatoes and some cucumber slices. If I'm still hungry, a slice or two of sandwich bread. 10 minutes prep and consume.
DINNER (7:30 to 8:00 PM) Pasta, a chicken cutlet and tamale or two, a rice dish, whatever, just not too much sodium and fat laden food. And the salad. Of course, a couple of times a week I feast on unhealthy food, but boy do I enjoy it, and it doesn't build up in the arteries.
Oh, walk or run or lift or whatever, at least 30 minutes a day.
Anyway maybe this will provide a model for you that you can adjust to your own needs. The above has worked for me, and I'm predisposed to the conditions you mentioned in your post. Hope this helps!
