Bob gives you a cat

[Bob]

 

Here.  I got you a present.  It's a cat . Cause I know you don't have one (or you could use another one).

Um.... He's really nice.  Very... friendly.    (Bob shooves cat at you and heads for the door.)

(Bob speaks quickly and leaves.)  He's all yours.  Name's Satan.  We have other names we call him too.  Enjoy.

[If you look closely in its eyes, you can see the demon possessing this cat.]

[minor9th]

I just wonder what the *** behind the camera is doing to the poor cat to elicit such a response? 

[Bob]

Kind of sounds like a coffee grinder.

[furtwaengler]

Goodnight...leave the poor cat alone! I'm not some animal rights wacko, but I am annoyed at this cameraman. Have you watched all the videos?

(No, I mean Good night...I'm going to bed.)

[Bob]

I was wondering about the camera moving in and out.  And there are four videos.  

I think it's just one of those cats who gets pissed off at anything.


(Bob thinks that cat needs a hug.) 

[penguinlover]

Probably does, but who wants to try it?  I value my fingers, arms, etc. too much to try.

[odd_wanderer]

How about this cat? Does a fine motorboat impression, this one.

[Bob]

I can't tell if it's really happy or really mad.

Don't get it wet or feed it after midnight.

[lostinidlewonder]

Scratching your cats back like that, its probably a female and your arousing her

Poor cats, they get scared over nothing sometimes

My cat only got like that once when I let him outside and he wanted to stay out and fight with another cat. I only had to kick him once for him to wake up to himself! lol.

[furtwaengler]

Okay, this last video at the end linked to a video about toilet trained cats, and I don't care how neat that may be, the video is DISGUSTING. 

[Bob]

Ugh!  

I clicked.  I was warned, yes, but I still clicked.    The horror.  And if you tap the window, it will stop but it also pops up in a new window and you get to repeat the horror.  

That was nothing like Mr. Jinx at all.  


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Millions of years of evolution have shaped cats into lethal killing machines.  Fearsome predators with a keen awareness of their surroundings.  They strive with purpose.  They show no mercy.  Check out this battle between two deadly beasts.  That is... If you dare...

[go12_3]

I'd pass the cat to someone else, if Bob gave me a cat.  I used to have a cat and it
was a wild thing!  Cats are cute when they are kittens though.  That's all I have to say about cats.