Next day the critic in the paper wrote really embarrassing comments about how Liszt's music was "bombastic" and "hollow". Funnily enough, twenty-four years later this critic rear-ended my Mini on the motorway and insisted on taking photos in case I diddled him with the insurance. Needless to say I wasted no time in telling him exactly what I thought of his musical understanding.
HAHAHA that's gold-as ted!

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*smash!*
*klunk*
Critic: "Uh, sorry I rear-ended your car mate...uh, that's not too bad, so I'd better take pics and...hang on, here's my driver's license...now where's my insurance..."
ted: "Oh, you're that retarded music critic?! You remember 24 years ago you said John Ogdon's concert was full of hollow and bombastic music? Well let me tell you what music is! ..."
Mini: *sob sob* "My beautiful, beautiful bumper! Please hurry up and get the insurance sorted! I can't look like this in public for long!"