I wonder if that would work. This guy is like obsessed with Bach.
And you aren't obsessed with anyone, of course!
I have to admit that I am relieved to think that the likelihood that Ms Lisitsa is reading this thread is as vanishingly small as it must surely be.
If she indeed has your heart, as you implied earlier, I hope that she's looking after it properly and has it adequately insured (not that it would be of much use to anyone in such a state of disconnection)...
Best,
Alistair