I went to a party once where everyone but me was an accountant. I use the term party very loosely, of course. Yours can't possibly have been worse.
Of course everybody but you was an accountant! You're a freaking professional pianist! That's a great conversation starter!
Person: yeah, I'm an investment banker
Everyone: wow, fascinating!
*you stand on the table*
You: oh yeah?! Well I'm a freaking professional pianist!
*then you aggressively adjust your blazer like a boss*
Everyone: wow you're sooooooooooo cool!!! Screw that investment banker who steals everyone's money!
*everyone rushes towards you and you have your own entourage*
Person: grrr...
*he gives you the evil look but you respond with the wink and the million dollar smile. The lighting is just perfect so your teeth are illuminated in such a way that they look like diamonds*
You:

Everyone: so tell us more about yourself!
* you look away as the wind blows your hair*
You: ... Arpeggio...

Everyone: woooooooooooow SOOOOO cool!!!!!!
