Well... it's not my fault that these little buggers live in crap 
I'm not appalled that they live in crap... I'm appalled that you took the liberty of POSTING a picture of crap!!!
That cannot be unseen... Neither can this...

or...

Both of which look like they came from the latest Doom Game.
And the fact that they made a plushie tapeworm is perhaps the most stupid idea in existence. How in dear hell are you meant to market that??? Does it come free with every copy of 'Everybody poops?'