haha I was just teasing.
you don't know what a hipster is though? where have you been living the past 10 years!?

Imagine this: A pasty white guy in his 30's wearing a beanie, Buddy Holly glasses, groomed mustache and beard, white short sleeve button up shirt with black suspenders, jeans rolled up to his ankles, white keds, and of course smoking American Spirits.
hehehe. that's a hipster. he's so cool because he hates everything mainstream and popular.
