Dude the freaking LUCKIEST thing happened to me today!
Okay, so apparently for U of I auditions, you have to be able to harmonize right? And I was talking to someone about the audition process there when he got admitted last year, and he was like, 'yeah man, they have you sightreed, play a couple scales, and they made me harmonize happy Birthday.
Now... I can't harmonize. Well, I can, I just suck at it. I can't do it on the spot or else it sounds terrible. I actually have to you know... Think.
So yesterday, I was talking to my music theory teacher, and I was like, 'dude I can't freaking harmonize!!!'. And he was like, 'look dude, all you have to do is use these three chords, and you're set'. So he kinda showed me how to do it, and I was like, 'okay thanks bro'. And then later on, I was like, 'dude, there's no way I'm gonna pass this harmonizing test. I suck at it too much I know that the guy who auditioned there last year had to harmonize happy birthday. I'll just learn it so in the unlikely event they actually make me harmonize happy birthday, I'll be prepared'.
Now after I came up with my chord progression, my teacher added a little fancy stuff to it, and I had it memorized.
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They had me freaking harmonize happy birthday!!!

I passed he freaking harmonization test without being able t harmonize!!!