Crazy Sheet music requests CRACYOMFGWTFBBQCOPTERLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[invictious]

Sorry for the title, but I am looking for insanely crazy sheet music like these:


PIECE NUMBER 1

'If you can't play this, why don't you call your mommy'





PIECE NUMBER 2







PIECE NUMBER 3







PIECE NUMBER 4
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[nitrocan]

Those aren't probably real because people generally dont have 25 fingers 

[gymnopedist]

Those aren't probably real because people generally dont have 25 fingers 

The last one only requires one finger, though you do need a thoroughly developed repeated-note technique 

[jre58591]

the 2nd one if michael finnissy. the others arent real. i have more of the 2nd, but its well under copyright.

[shun]

They might be for mechanical piano

[jre58591]

ian pace can play the second one very well. the name of that piece is all.fall.down for good reason. and btw, very few humans can play it, but ian pace and michael finnissy are certainly two of those people.

[madant]

WOW! INSANE!

[avetma]

Here is cut from one of the scores:

https://i10.tinypic.com/89vszug.jpg

with some interesting comments.

 

[ctrastevere]

ian pace can play the second one very well. the name of that piece is all.fall.down for good reason. and btw, very few humans can play it, but ian pace and michael finnissy are certainly two of those people.

True, however, that is not from all.fall.down. It's from "Midsummer Morn," the second movement of English Country Tunes.

[quantum]

Not as legendary as the previous, but may still qualify as crazy:
https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php/topic,25003.0.html

[indutrial]

"Balance your chair on two legs."

Haha, brilliant 

[avetma]

"If arm falls off, reattach and play much slower." 

[quantum]

"If arm falls off, reattach and play much slower." 

There are some works where I wish that was written.

[pianochick93]

Quantum, I love the jury piece. Especially the violent silence...

Invictuous, My friend wrote a couple of pieces like these when bored at school, I'll see if I can get permission from him to post them.

[aewanko]

i know these ones!! they're from uncyclopedia.org right?  even i can't do those

[retrouvailles]

The 1st and 3rd pieces are jokes. The 2nd piece is real and is actually performed (and it was recorded by Michael Finnissy).