hanon wars

[tanman]

One random thought. Bernhard is a robot (it was once suggested in this forum but not confirmed) built by Dr. Chang, a mad scientist obsessed with piano... Dr. Chang is setting up bernhards in different countries...

Hanon Wars: Attack of the Bernhards
Starrring:
Lots and lots of computer-generated bernhards
the mysterious disappearing tds (There he is! Oh no you missed him.)
Dr. Chang and his (evil?) laugh - mwahaha in Chinese characters
Thal and pianistimo - the much awaited Thalberg vs Liszt piano duel (lots of piano duels in the movie)
... and more!!

discuss 

pianostreet book/movie anyone?

[communist]

is cherub rocker in it?

[db05]

tanman! Gosh  why'd you have to tell everyone? We might have to pay royalties to use the members' names. And what if bernhard sees this? Oh, the shame!!

It DOES have something to do with technique, as the outcome in the story pretty much tells everyone what the writers' opinions are. Now I'm scared! 

[hyrst]

   LOL!!!!  I love it!  When's it to be released?  Wow, can't miss that one!   

[bernhard]

One random thought. Bernhard is a robot (it was once suggested in this forum but not confirmed) built by Dr. Chang, a mad scientist obsessed with piano... Dr. Chang is setting up bernhards in different countries...

Er... Bernhard a robot?

Nah, the correct term is Cybernetic organism: Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton



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[db05]

Er... Bernhard a robot?

Nah, the correct term is Cybernetic organism: Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

What he said. Cybernetic organism.

So it's true that you're the 2nd version made by Dr. Chang? 

[tanman]

oooh
a Bernhard 2.0 
me wonders when the 3.0 versions will come out...
and btw, does Dr. Chang have a ps account?

[db05]

and btw, does Dr. Chang have a ps account?

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=3924
Hasn't come back yet.

*****spoiler*****

db05: At last we meet. The one who killed my father.

CC: I did not kill your father, db. I AM your father.

db05: You? The pianist with the weird name, who won the world tounament and died on tour?

CC: Exactly. You can now guess what CC stands for.

db05:  Chang Chang Chang!!

CC: Yes, "the pianist that was so good, they named him thrice".

db05: But... why...? 

CC: Broke my little finger with too much finger exercises. Can't play my repertoire since then...

*****spoiler ends*****

Like it?

[db05]

tanman and all interested parties,

Thank you for your (apparently lack of) enthusiasm. 

Since the artist (concerto_love) has problems posting, why don't we move this discussion/ storytelling to the chatrooms? Spa? Or build a "hanon wars" room?

[tanman]

tanman and all interested parties,

Thank you for your (apparently lack of) enthusiasm. 

Since the artist (concerto_love) has problems posting, why don't we move this discussion/ storytelling to the chatrooms? Spa? Or build a "hanon wars" room?

hanon wars chat room!!!  yes! we can use it to brainstorm ideas! anyone have any other ideas on what we should do?

[tanman]

hanon war room is open!!!

[concerto_love]

concerto is baaaaack!!! posting problem fixed!!!

[tanman]

concerto is baaaaack!!! posting problem fixed!!!

welcome back!

[tanman]

we have positions opened for the hanon wars movie!
we need an extremist pro-hanon party and an extremist anti-hanon party, a couple of people to manage the bernhard robots, and hmm.... a Dr. Chang... unless Dr. Chang himself returns to ps.

[quantum]

Is there an opening for a 400 year old frog like creature?

[tanman]

Is there an opening for a 400 year old frog like creature?

perhaps. I have to ask db, concerto, and cai if they approve of it.

[concerto_love]

db, can u add more romantic stories..? 

[db05]

An old frog?? What's this, Naruto?

Romantic... Thal and pianistimo?

[concerto_love]

I dunno, weeell..... yeah, sumthin romantic, it's sweeet, u know? 

[quantum]

An old frog?? What's this, Naruto?

Nah. More like Yoda.  Defender of the student against hannon.

[tanman]

Nah. More like Yoda.  Defender of the student against hannon.

oooh!!!! I have an idea. We make hanon wars a parody of starwars. The bernhards can be the droids, Pianistimo can be Princess Leia... and the spoiler is very similar to starwars...

*****spoiler*****

db05: At last we meet. The one who killed my father.

CC: I did not kill your father, db. I AM your father.

db05: You? The pianist with the weird name, who won the world tounament and died on tour?

CC: Exactly. You can now guess what CC stands for.

db05:  Chang Chang Chang!!

CC: Yes, "the pianist that was so good, they named him thrice".

db05: But... why...? 

CC: Broke my little finger with too much finger exercises. Can't play my repertoire since then...

*****spoiler ends*****

Like it?

[concerto_love]

WHOAAA!!! 

[morningstar]

NO MORE STAR WARS PARODIES!!! There's too many already!

[tanman]

NO MORE STAR WARS PARODIES!!! There's too many already!

 
fine. scratch my starwars parody idea.

[db05]

Hanon wars chatroom is now open!

I know I promised spa every night, but tds isn't here, so I don't know if I have the right. 

Welcome everyone!

I don't intend to do it exactly like Star Wars, for one reason: I'm not very familiar with it!! More like Nodame Cantabile/ Piano no Mori/ Phantom of the Opera/ Cooking Master Boy (piano battles instead of cooking).

Think about it. Piano no Mori + Phantom of the Opera = Phantom of the Piano Forest. Nodame + Cooking Master Boy = Piano Master Girl.   

[concerto_love]

Think about it. Piano no Mori + Phantom of the Opera = Phantom of the Piano

hmm... who is it?? 

Nodame + Cooking Master Boy = Piano Master Girl.  

youu?!?! 

[db05]

hmm... who is it?? 
youu?!?! 

Come to chat to find out....... 

[concerto_love]

I miss the chat.... 

[momopi]

Hanon is getting too much publicity.

Just see him (or rather his work) as a product, like deodorant.

If it works for you, just continue buying it. If not, choose something. Even if it works for you, you will definitely get bored with so you will likely try another product. And like with any product, don't just believe the hype, commercials, whatever until you tested it.

No need for wars. It's silly.

But I do like to see a movie. Who will be the make-up artist for Chang?

[tanman]

Hanon is getting too much publicity.

Just see him (or rather his work) as a product, like deodorant.

If it works for you, just continue buying it. If not, choose something. Even if it works for you, you will definitely get bored with so you will likely try another product. And like with any product, don't just believe the hype, commercials, whatever until you tested it.

No need for wars. It's silly.

But I do like to see a movie. Who will be the make-up artist for Chang?

make up artist for chang... hmmm... if you want to be one you can. 

[concerto_love]

hanon wars... >_< well, it's been a long time since no one reply in this thread...

[tanman]

btw concerto
congrats on reaching the 1000 post benchmark... a 2nd time! 
I don't even think nils can do that...

[db05]

I got 1000 too!!
Can you try tying the Hanon Wars story with SPA-oke? Does tds come back to be a conductor since the Bernhards are after him?

[tanman]

I got 1000 too!!

yes, but this time it's special because it's her 2nd time reaching 1000! I don't think any other member has done that. woot woot! *hangs balloons in hanon war room

Can you try tying the Hanon Wars story with SPA-oke? Does tds come back to be a conductor since the Bernhards are after him?

sure! why not?

[sexytwin101]

ur making a piano star wars??? LAME

[concerto_love]

Oah, since when!?  I rarely visit here now... 

[tanman]

Oah, since when!?  I rarely visit here now... 

you should visit more often! 
ps is slowing down methinks 

[G.W.K]

Even I don't have a clue what this is about? Are you all doing some sort of "Piano Role-Playing"?

I know a couple of members that would suit this... LOL

G.W.K

[tanman]

Is there an opening for a 400 year old frog like creature?

that can be lucy in 50 years. 

lucylucy: I'M JUST JOKING. 

[concerto_love]

concerto's reading the topic,

'Me miss the role plaay....Huwaa!!! '

She started to cry and made some mess around...

[db05]

Even I don't have a clue what this is about? Are you all doing some sort of "Piano Role-Playing"?

I know a couple of members that would suit this... LOL

G.W.K

Hanon Wars is a suggested story for concerto to write a manga/ script on. I am not very good at storytelling  although I came up with the general ideas.

SPA-oke is a serious proposition for tds. An international amateur orchestra which he will conduct. Not an ordinary oke... Mostly pianists from here who'd be trained to play together. I don't know if it has been done before.

[concerto_love]

Eh? O_O me forget that, db.. T_T I'm sorry...

[G.W.K]

that can be lucy in 50 years. 

lucylucy: I'M JUST JOKING. 

tanman...when will you realise? lucylucy is gone, she left ages ago! LOL

G.W.K

[tanman]

tanman...when will you realise? lucylucy is gone, she left ages ago! LOL

G.W.K

perhaps she is just on a sabbatical. 

yes, I know she left.

[communist]

she will be back in like three weeks when she dos not know if she should ask that guy out or not

[G.W.K]

she will be back in like three weeks when she dos not know if she should ask that guy out or not

Unless she was banned.

G.W.K

[tanman]

maybe she found a dating site and started ranting there... 

[concerto_love]

she''l be back... I believe.  Ps will die without her... 

[thalbergmad]

She has gone back to the pond for Christmas.

[G.W.K]

Ps will die without her... 

Oh no, there'll always be some new spammer to take her place...in a new, weird way.

G.W.K