What are snakes doing here??

[db05]

Last midnight, I saw a snake. In our house. In the bathroom, if that's not creepy enough. And it's not the first time. I told my mom, who was just next door to the bath, and we called my brother to kill it.

A couple of weeks ago, we found a snake in the garden. So, we're thinking since they were the same kind, there might be a family of these. How many snakes are there in a batch of hatchlings? Both snakes were not very big, but were long- around 2 ft. Less than an inch thick. Dark gray. What are these, do they grow bigger, and are they poisonous? Mom had seen a cobra before, when she was young. She says they are not cobras.

...Now that explains the lack of mice in the house the past month... 

[tds]

...Now that explains the lack of mice in the house the past month... 

which is better: 1 snake or 250 mice in the house?

[db05]

which is better: 1 snake or 250 mice in the house?

Mice are cute. And cats can eat them. Cats are cuter than snakes.

[tds]

Mice are cute. And cats can eat them.

n wat would u do when u see a cat eats a mouse?-the cute creature gets bloody, no? is mutilated mouse cute?

[db05]

n wat would u do when u see a cat eats a mouse?-the cute creature gets bloody, no? is mutilated mouse cute?

But the cats are cuter. Cuteness rules! 

[tds]

we got too many cats in the house. shall i export them to you?

[db05]

we got too many cats in the house. shall i export them to you?

As long as they are cute like you, yes. 
 

[tds]

they smell like me coz they use my intimately beckham eau de toilette. fragrance fetish, by any chance?

[db05]

they smell like me coz they use my intimately beckham eau de toilette. fragrance fetish, by any chance?

Good enough. Send them to me with some snake killer.

[tds]

hmm...but paper works darl..it needs time and $. btw, cat beats snake in no time.

[db05]

hmm...but paper works darl..it needs time and $. btw, cat beats snake in no time.

You can just come here and bring the cats with you. And kill the snakes for me. I'll pay you for your services. tds beats snake in no time.

 

[tds]

haha...you are either a spoiled, err..very rich girl; or you have no slightest idea whatsoever how much it'd cost u

[db05]

haha...you are either a spoiled, err..very rich girl; or you have no slightest idea whatsoever how much it'd cost u

Haha me is joking. You come visit for free. Take a vacation in snake land. 

[tds]

ok now..shall we perhaps refrain from continually ruining ur thread?

[db05]

ok now..shall we perhaps refrain from continually ruining ur thread?

Yes, yes.

People, am serious about the snakes. Ignore tds and my replies to him.

[healdie]

you should keep the snakes to keep the mice population in check and then get a mongoose for the snake 
job sorted

[morningstar]

Description is too vague to be certain but I would be willing to bet a lot of money that they're not cobras. Other than that not real sure without a more detailed description. Could help more, I've seen lots of snakes

[morningstar]

you should keep the snakes to keep the mice population in check and then get a mongoose for the snake 
job sorted

Yes! Mongooses rule! Mongooses? Mongeese?

[db05]

Yes! Mongooses rule! Mongooses? Mongeese?

I'll call Nodame! 

[morningstar]

I'll call Nodame! 

Nodame?

[db05]

Nodame?

Nodame Cantabile! Nodame wears mongoose costume...  Watch this episode, or just the ending song. https://www.mysoju.com/nodame-cantabile/episode-5/part-1/

Or the whole thing! There is also an anime version...

[morningstar]

Nodame Cantabile! Nodame wears mongoose costume...  Watch this episode, or just the ending song. https://www.mysoju.com/nodame-cantabile/episode-5/part-1/

Or the whole thing! There is also an anime version...

Mongeese are cool. I'm reminded vividly of Halo 3

[tanman]

I like llamas! 

[arensky]

Last midnight, I saw a snake. In our house. In the bathroom, if that's not creepy enough. And it's not the first time. I told my mom, who was just next door to the bath, and we called my brother to kill it.

A couple of weeks ago, we found a snake in the garden. So, we're thinking since they were the same kind, there might be a family of these. How many snakes are there in a batch of hatchlings? Both snakes were not very big, but were long- around 2 ft. Less than an inch thick. Dark gray. What are these, do they grow bigger, and are they poisonous? Mom had seen a cobra before, when she was young. She says they are not cobras.

...Now that explains the lack of mice in the house the past month... 

Where do you live? In some places, most or all snakes are poisonous. Do a google search vis a vis your area, there are many reptile/insect identification sites or call the college or university herpetologist, they love this sort of thing, anything to get out of the building for a few hours. 

It was probably in the bathroom because there is water there. Did you take a picture? Do let us know what it was, I myself am very curious...

[morningstar]

Where do you live? In some places, most or all snakes are poisonous. Do a google search vis a vis your area, there are many reptile/insect identification sites or call the college or university herpetologist, they love this sort of thing, anything to get out of the building for a few hours. 

It was probably in the bathroom because there is water there. Did you take a picture? Do let us know what it was, I myself am very curious...

Yes, pictures would be helpful! Or maybe just a better description.

[Bob]

Snake?  Snaaaaaake!   Ew-Oh it's a snake!  .... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

There's a youtube video.

Mushroom!  Mushroom!

[morningstar]

Snake?  Snaaaaaake!   Oh it's a snake!  .... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

There's a youtube video.

No it has to be a mongoose! Mongooose! Mongeese?

[Bob]

(Bob says knowingly)

Mongeessen. 

[db05]

Snake?  Snaaaaaake!   Ew-Oh it's a snake!  .... Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

There's a youtube video.

Mushroom!  Mushroom!

Congratulations, Bob. You made me smile today! 
     I love you!!


Thanks everyone, err... we didn't get pictures, we were so messed up trying to kill the snakes, who'd want to take a picture? I don't know how to describe them. Sorry.

[morningstar]

(Bob says knowingly)
Mongeessen. 

Seriously?

[concerto_love]

chiaki-sama loves mongooose..?? 

[Bob]

Seriously?

Yeah... sure.    If you're a student and writing for an English class, just tell the teacher "Bob said is was ok to use 'Mongeesen.'" 

I believe Peter helped find that Badger thread.  I think it was him.  I made a thread called "How to cheer up?" on the Anything But board.  There's more stuff on there.  Banana phone.

You need Riki-tiki-tava, the Mongoose.

[db05]

Thanks, Bob. I'm bookmarking that thread. btw, ever seen Yatta! ? Or Neon Gender Evangelion? If you know Evangelion, it's hilarious.

[concerto_love]

Gekh! Evangelion? for honest, I prefer Gundam Seed destiny...  Athrun Zala!!

[Bob]

No I have no idea what those are.

[morningstar]

What are these things?!

[cai hong]

What are snakes doing there??

uh well,maybe Solid Snake and Old Snake just discovered a new battleground in your house since the Shadow Moses event has passed long long time a go.Maybe there will be a new story in Metal Gear Solid in your house?

No,no just kidding.Don't take that seriously,just laugh okay? Anyway are the snakes settled now? because I'm sort of...worried about you.Some snakes are dangerous,if I can I will summon Steve Irwin back and tell him to take care of those snakes...

[morningstar]

What are snakes doing there??
uh well,maybe Solid Snake and Old Snake just discovered a new battleground in your house since the Shadow Moses event has passed long long time a go.Maybe there will be a new story in Metal Gear Solid in your house?
No,no just kidding.Don't take that seriously,just laugh okay? Anyway are the snakes settled now? because I'm sort of...worried about you.Some snakes are dangerous,if I can I will summon Steve Irwin back and tell him to take care of those snakes...

you know that would make an interesting storyline, but It'll take too long to type so make it up yourselves. LOL Steve Irwin fails

[cai hong]

you know that would make an interesting storyline, but It'll take too long to type so make it up yourselves. LOL Steve Irwin fails

lol Steve Irwin has failed.Will Animal Planet soon follow?

[concerto_love]

I bet Y.E.S!!!

[morningstar]

lol Steve Irwin has failed.Will Animal Planet soon follow?

Touche. Probably

[db05]

spam

[Bob]

Ok.  I clicked on the first one.  I'm not clicking on any more.   Ew.  Dang...


Be warned if you click on those lnks above.   

[db05]

Ok.  I clicked on the first one.  I'm not clicking on any more.   Ew.  Dang...


Be warned if you click on those lnks above.   

Just skip the Yatta! and click on the other two... Anime parodies.

[Bob]

The two are ok.  I didn't understand the second one.  The last one's in English.  Springtime for Hitler?  With anime cartoons?

This is getting completely off the main topic though.  But I really think Broadway should be anything, not just light stuff.