Post innuendos here

[morningstar]

Kinda self explanatory. I just have been noticing lots of innuendos (ahem) being used lately so figured we could all post them where everyone can see and laugh at them. Whatever. I'm off to do something now...

[m19834]

(ahem)

Wow  .  Can you please explain what you mean by that ??  I am thinking of *sooo* many different things now  ...

[morningstar]

Wow  .  Can you please explain what you mean by that ??  I am thinking of *sooo* many different things now  ...

That was kind of the point lol. I will not explain! You're supposed to keep thinking of lots of things

[m19834]

You're supposed to keep thinking of lots of things

ohhhhh .... I see.  Like what ?

[goldentone]

To be or not to be, that is the question.

[morningstar]

*sigh*

[pianowolfi]

 

[morningstar]

To be or not to be, that is the question.

Very nice modification lol
Need funny ones people! As in sexual innuendo, GWK's specialty atm.
That's right, I went there.

[db05]

The only thing I can think of that makes me think lots of things is...

go to chat room now. me and all the cool people are there!

get wet!

--tds

[morningstar]

Much better! Anyone care to join me in the spa now?

[db05]

Much better! Anyone care to join me in the spa now?

What do you mean? 

[G.W.K]

As in sexual innuendo, GWK's specialty atm.

Not "at the moment", always. 

G.W.K

[morningstar]

Not "at the moment", always. 

G.W.K

Ah. So post some already! Light up our days.

[G.W.K]

Ah. So post some already! Light up our days.

Why the desparation? Why the sudden longing to see what innuendos I stick into your thread? LOL

G.W.K

[morningstar]

Why the desparation? Why the sudden longing to see what innuendos I stick into your thread? LOL

G.W.K

Because I am grumpy and want to see something funny! Do it...(makes threatening gesture)
 

[pianochick93]

Do it...(makes threatening gesture)
 

Lol, you did that on purpose!

[morningstar]

Lol, you did that on purpose!

Did what on purpose?

[G.W.K]

Because I am grumpy and want to see something funny! Do it...(makes threatening gesture)

I am surprised that you did not notice my earlier innuendos. Weak innuendos, true, but they're still there.

G.W.K

[pianowolfi]

I guess this thread doesn't really work because you can't say: "Now I post an innuendo", it's a contradictio in adjecto.

[morningstar]

I am surprised that you did not notice my earlier innuendos. Weak innuendos, true, but they're still there.

G.W.K

Hmmm...

[morningstar]

I guess this thread doesn't really work because you can't say: "Now I post an innuendo", it's a contradictio in adjecto.

So you think I should change it to your suggested title? Looks better...

[G.W.K]

So you think I should change it to your suggested title? Looks better...

I liked the way he said "contradictio in adjecto", brings an Italian touch to the thread, LOL.

G.W.K

[morningstar]

I liked the way he said "contradictio in adjecto", brings an Italian touch to the thread, LOL.

G.W.K

Is he Italian?
Sounds good though.
could maybe translate to french and see what it sounds like.

[G.W.K]

Is he Italian?
Sounds good though.
could maybe translate to french and see what it sounds like.

I do not know, but if you look at the title to your thread (not the main title, the post reply title), you'll see it has changed to that! LOL

G.W.K

[morningstar]

I do not know, but if you look at the title to your thread (not the main title, the post reply title), you'll see it has changed to that! LOL

G.W.K

Gee thanks a**hole lol
now try to get it into french or dutch!

[G.W.K]

Gee thanks a**hole lol
now try to get it into french or dutch!

Who do you think you're calling an a**hole?

G.W.K

[morningstar]

Who do you think you're calling an a**hole?

G.W.K

Is there another GWK on PSF?
Perhaps it was gwk...lol

[G.W.K]

Is there another GWK on PSF?
Perhaps it was gwk...lol

I have never been gwk or GWK, I am G.W.K (remember the dots in between the letters).

G.W.K

[morningstar]

I have never been gwk or GWK, I am G.W.K (remember the dots in between the letters).

G.W.K

Ah well. I guess it was G.W.K then! lol

[G.W.K]

Ah well. I guess it was G.W.K then! lol

Aren't you the observant one? LOL

G.W.K

[morningstar]

Aren't you the observant one? LOL

G.W.K

Always. Just the observer can sometimes not observe the observed.

[G.W.K]

Always. Just the observer can sometimes not observe the observed.

There's innuendos there too...

G.W.K

[morningstar]

There's innuendos there too...

G.W.K

Through the bedroom window...wait what am I saying? lol

[G.W.K]

Through the bedroom window...wait what am I saying? lol

Frustrated, are we? 

MY 1000th POST!

G.W.K

[morningstar]

Frustrated, are we? 

MY 1000th POST!

G.W.K

I cannot do anything like what you are thinking of, a higher law forbids it.
Woot!

[G.W.K]

I cannot do anything like what you are thinking of, a higher law forbids it.

I dread to think what you are referring to. 

G.W.K

[pianowolfi]

Is he Italian?
Sounds good though.
could maybe translate to french and see what it sounds like.

It's Latin and means contradiction in itself. Like "As sure as there is a g_d in heaven I'm an atheist."

[db05]

This thread reminds me of Karli's "performance" thread...

[pianochick93]

heh, you should've seen my psychology class today. We had to read a topic on 'arousal and performance'
It stated that if you were not aroused enough, your level of performance would not be good, but if you were over aroused, your level of performance would also not be good as you would be too jittery and excitable. A medium level of arousal promotes optimal performance in most things.

...and they seriously put that in a textbook for teenagers. Maybe they were trying to give the teacher an opportunity to cure us of our immaturity. Didn't work.

[tanman]

heh, you should've seen my psychology class today. We had to read a topic on 'arousal and performance'
It stated that if you were not aroused enough, your level of performance would not be good, but if you were over aroused, your level of performance would also not be good as you would be too jittery and excitable. A medium level of arousal promotes optimal performance in most things.

...and they seriously put that in a textbook for teenagers. Maybe they were trying to give the teacher an opportunity to cure us of our immaturity. Didn't work.

must've been a legit innuendo. 

[morningstar]

OK just thought I would bump this thread. Thinking of innuendos people, doesn't matter what kind...but you all know which is the funny kind.

[db05]

OK just thought I would bump this thread. Thinking of innuendos people, doesn't matter what kind...but you all know which is the funny kind.

Your username?

[G.W.K]

...but you all know which is the funny kind.

Shame you added that last part in...

G.W.K

[G.W.K]

Your username?

LOL...I could bring something else in to link onto that but certain members would get upset.

G.W.K

[morningstar]

Shame you added that last part in...

G.W.K

Well everyone does know which is the funniest kind don't they?

[mrba1979]

Pop goes the weasel!

[pianochick93]

A morningstar is a weapon with lots of spikes on it...sort of like an echidna...

Therefore, all echidnas are morningstars.
My logic also says that my back verandah is a vampire because we've been spraying lots of glitter hairspray and so it sparkles in the sun.

[morningstar]

Bahahaha! You watched Twilight?
Spikes-sharp-pain-dominatrix?
Hmmm...enjoy, Gary.

[pianochick93]

Bahahaha! You watched Twilight?
Spikes-sharp-pain-dominatrix?
Hmmm...enjoy, Gary.

Read it, watched it, loved it. So nyer 

[G.W.K]

Spikes-sharp-pain-dominatrix?
Hmmm...enjoy, Gary.

I'm behaving...

pianochick: That weapon you mention...is it something like the ball-and-chain that bishops carry on a chess board?

According to db05: the term "morningstar" means that same as what the term "morninglory" means in my country (and I don't mean the flower).

G.W.K