Write a Haiku!

[realitytest]

But you might want to read about how to do it properly.
https://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/#howtowritehaiku

*condescending laugh*

rt

[realitytest]

I will take the liberty of borrowing my gem from the gardening thread.  It will be repoduced in a separate message box of course, for aesthetic effect, as well as for illustrative purposes .  I.e. referring to the the poem contents.  Replies in Japanese are appreciated (though not understood)..

 

[realitytest]

The gardening thread
Overgrown  with tangled weeds -
Many stars blossom.

[athykay]

I'll go after you,
Miss Smarty of Haiku pants,
Still you will best me.

[Hmoll]

a "p" and a "w"
storms are brewing  overhead
footsteps are walking

[Hmoll]

Since this is a music forum, I should point out that you can sing any Haiku to the melody of "Moonlight in Vermont."

[athykay]

Hmoll, Phlebas, read the rules, man.

[Hmoll]

Hmoll, Phlebas, read the rules, man.

I'm interpreting within the formal design of the haiku.

harrumph!

[m1469]

Turtle rests awhile
Upon sharp-edged coral reefs,
Now listening deep

[ChristmasCarol]

Since this is a music forum, I should point out that you can sing any Haiku to the melody of "Moonlight in Vermont."

Ohmagawd you made me laugh out loud.

[Tash]

omg this is so weird i was actually thinking about writing a haiku when i was in the shower this morning!!! hmm i'll go think of one...

[Axtremus]

omg this is so weird i was actually thinking about writing a haiku when i was in the shower this morning!!! hmm i'll go think of one...

This one is so weird
Thought of haiku in shower
Gonna think of one

[athykay]

Ax

[Floristan]

Christmastime is here--
   will sirens sing this holy night in Bethelem?

[Jeffrey]

Baby looks around
Eat, sleep, ****, sleep, eat all day
A very nice life

[Egon von Sprocket]

Blast of wind, light of dawn
Taxi comes and you are gone

[annabell]

the sound of music
the studied voice of practice
will at times collide

[Egon von Sprocket]

Black of night and piano
The sleepless banging of keys
Till the warm sun rises.

[chromatickler]

join da SDC,
da ziff would be proud of you
dont forget da shadez

 

https://www.dasdc.net/forum/index.php

[jazzyd]

This is my Haiku
It is hypercatalectic
Sorry about that

[DanG]

Woke up to snow fall
Beautiful white wonderland
Footsteps are crunching

[m1469]

At a loss for words
Mountaintop views sum it up-
No need for speaking

[chopiabin]

This is one of a few that I was supposed to write a paper abotu:

Under the girders of a bridge
Vomit is stuck
Blooming as a Winter's blossom

[Edgar]

Haiku... how come you
Never say hello to me
when I say haiku?

[scrabble]

Schubert sits on Bach
Chopin lies on top of both
My stack of music

[thracozaag]

In honour of that wonderful WB show, Dawson's Creek:

Scientists are thrilled
Neanderthal man exists
on WB

Cro-magnon eyebrows
Skull juts out like rocky cliff
The missing link lives

Mitch Leary is dead
Son of Frankenhead crys long,
hard tears from globe-dome.

Dawson and Pacey
lovers together at last
holding each other

Car crashes--
Gay feelings inside--
Dawson weeps.

How many
pounds is Dawson's head?
Too many.

Large head standing tall
Wind blows hard to no avail
Cannot move huge dome.

Why are you standing
there crying like a woman?
D'you lose your penis?

 Weeping head sinks low
 Big skull crying bigger tears
 Are you built like girl?

Dawson is to head
As orange is to pumpkin
Mammoth cranium

Good God, head
Where have you come from?
Please go back.

An das grosse Kopf
denk mir bei den Nacht so viel.
Kann es wirklich sein?

(On the large head
do I dwell at night so much.
Can it really be?)

Mercredi--
La tete mal forme.
As-tu peur?

(Wednesday--
The mishapen head.
Are you afraid?)


koji (STSD)

[Floristan]

Priceless, koji, priceless!
Dawson watcher, haiku master, forum dude!

[e60m5]

please D00D
ROFLMAO
LOLOL

[thracozaag]

One final gasp for the inimitable Dawson Leary:

Mary Shelley weeps
gazing at her creation
on WB.

koji (STSD)

[m1469]

"No absolute Truth"
This cannot be absolute
Truth is absolute

[scrabble]

Frustration sets in
Now time to break some Windows
Ctrl, Alt, Delete

[m1469]

Creeping hidden dreams
Awakening to the sun's light
Slowly breaking free

[allchopin]

Dragoon distracts wraith,
SCV gets mind controlled!
A new race begins...

[Etude]

=

[Etude]

Another one:

This is my Haiku
I know it's not very good
But neither is yours!   

only joking!   

Etude

[dinosaurtales]

Fingers work all day
Scales Arpeggios a mess
Mozart killing me

[m1469]

Such a tiny grain
Sand upon a sandy shore
Footprints on its face

[Etude]

I can't seem to sleep
I must get off the laptop
I think I'll log out

[chopinguy]

Yeah it's late here too
My nice warm bed beckons me
Good night everyone

[m1469]

Sometimes one forgets
That Life is everywhere
Birds take weightless flight

[m1469]

Saddlebagged delight
Atop a barebacked horse ride
Quickening  purpose

[puma]

Water drips upon
the eyes of a man, tired
waiting to breathe

[brokenagraffe]

my 5th grade assignment haiku:

Dan should get 10 bucks
His haiku kicks so much ass
I am so damned bored

is damned two syllables?
anyway, another.

Don't stare at the sun
It will fry your retinas
You will get cancer

or...

Dan can do the splits
No, it does not hurt his nuts
He is flexible

oh boy, did the teacher hate me... 

[dinosaurtales]

Ack!  Practice Practice
That big black thing with white teeth
May eat me alive!

[jim_24601]

Tinkle jangle spang!
This piano's out of tune.
C - this one go plunk.

[Dazzer]

Suffering Pianist
Disillusioned and Depressed
In this lonely world.

Where is my angel
Will she come to save me from
This life of despair?

[beethoartok]

whistle why you work
go go go power rangers
sometimes I eat cows

[allthumbs]

Greetings

I can't think of any Haiku poems but here is a poem I like...


Roses are red,


Violets are blue,


Some poems rhyme,


But mine don't.


Cheers

[m1469]

                                       safe on a mountain ?
                                     eaten by wind and water
                                       corpora-laced tides

[Dazzer]

Oh not not again!
Someone bumped this long lost thread!
Hurry! Lock it now!