Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

What the heck....?  Gone for a day or so and these creatures start popping up.

Oh, come on. Tell me you wouldn't want one of these as a pet...

LOOK AT IT!!!



Edit: Actually, after a later evaluation - I'd like to declare that cat owners are idiots... after watching...

...THIS!!!

[outin]

Edit: Actually, after a later evaluation - I'd like to declare that cat owners are idiots... after watching...

...THIS!!!

You are so right! As if he didn't have a tongue already 

[perfect_pitch]

I mean seriously - what type of weirdo comes up with this crap???

[Bob]

Everything's perfectly normal here.   

[perfect_pitch]

I guess our forums are tame compared to some of the weird s@#t you hear about in Japan...

No offense to the Japanese...

(actually, some offense, considering they have used panty vending machines and came up with the concept of bukakke)

[outin]

I mean seriously - what type of weirdo comes up with this crap???

This guy?

[Bob]

On a positive note, one of those cats revolted.


"Freedom!"


https://i.imgur.com/9HHx9Oy.gifv

[perfect_pitch]

Seriously - where the f@#k do you find this weird crap???

[visitor]

As you were.

[Bob]

You sure you guys are in the right thread?  We wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you. 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm Scottish... I doubt anything bad will happen to me.

[georgey]

I'm Scottish... I doubt anything bad will happen to me.

Is losing bad?  Because I win. 

[perfect_pitch]

Is losing bad?  Because I win. 

Not really... You see, by giving you a taste of winning, and then repeatedly taking it away from you - I am slowly but surely diminishing your hopes in ultimately finishing this thread as the last poster...

All I need to do is keep doing it until you realise you can't beat me.

[outin]

All I need to do is keep doing it until you realise you can't beat me.

He can't but I can!

[Bob]

You're all doing a a great job winning!    

=19

(It won't do the time start option here...)

[visitor]

Win

[outin]

Win

I don't think so...

[perfect_pitch]

Sorry Outin - same goes for you.

[outin]

Sorry Outin - same goes for you.

Yet I'm back to winning again
Ever heard if sisu? You southeners have no chance...

[perfect_pitch]

Yet I'm back to winning again

And yet it seems to fleeting, doesn't it???

Always in your grasp, and then when you open your hand - it's gone!!!

STOLEN BY ME!!!!!

[visitor]

 

[perfect_pitch]

If you think that's metaphorical for the fact that we all win...

Guess again. I will win.

[Bob]

Ugh... *Bob regrets eating and then watching creepy, uncanny videos.*   


Back to the owls....

[perfect_pitch]

Here you go... more owls...





Why... what did you have to eat... Sushi???

 

[visitor]

Wiiiiioooo

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

Wiiiiioooo

I thought that was very amusing. Good work - keeping me happy.

I'm off to get surgery... I shall come back to win this thread in a couple of days.

[Bob]

Oh yeah?   


https://i.imgur.com/ftFYIQL.gifv


How about that?  Huh?

[visitor]

Perfect pitch, hope recovery is speedy.

Bob quoted the how dow dah girl.

Tis friday here we go...

[perfect_pitch]

Perfect pitch, hope recovery is speedy.

Thanks... I look like a cross between a blowfish and a professional sumo wrestler.

[Bob]

   I almost need a translator or subtitles.  Geez.  Took me a second to realize it's English.  



Found a post with cash me outside and owl but it's not loading.   So you get this owl pic I did find that works.

[perfect_pitch]

It IS?!? Are you sure she just doesn't need an exorcism??? Or a bag over the head sealed tightly?

[outin]

Or a bag over the head sealed tightly?

That is a great solution for numerous problems in the world! I guess I'm glad you survived although you probably will be delaying my win a little. Then again, some things are more fun when done slowly...

[perfect_pitch]

Damn these painkillers aren't too bad.   

[outin]

Damn these painkillers aren't too bad.   

How about an improvisation then?

[Bob]

One of the results when googling painkill improvisation.  Kind of looks like "Dr." Phil too.

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

How about an improvisation then?

Nah... might get the thread deleted.   

[outin]

Nah... might get the thread deleted.   

Who wins then?

[visitor]

   I almost need a translator or subtitles.  Geez.  Took me a second to realize it's English.  



Found a post with cash me outside and owl but it's not loading.   So you get this owl pic I did find that works.

Es muy ok, we have help from subtitle hero when we need him. 
Like
Here

[Bob]

Who wins then?

Check the title of the thread.

[Bob]

Es muy ok, we have help from subtitle hero when we need him. 
Like
Here

[outin]

Check the title of the thread

Let me rephrase it:
How do we know who won?

[Bob]

Well it would be me.  We could probably get Nils to check but it's just confirming the obvious.

[perfect_pitch]

Well it would be me.  We could probably get Nils to check but it's just confirming the obvious.

Sure... you won...

(keep telling yourself that)

[visitor]

Suddenly more wild subtitles appear

[perfect_pitch]

It's sad that we share DNA with these people...

[Bob]

50% DNA shared here too. 

[perfect_pitch]

And 100% of the bananas DNA shared with this woman...

https://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/guy-s-girlfriend-cannot-understand-how-the-sun-works

[outin]

And 100% of the bananas DNA shared with this woman...

https://www.kiis1065.com.au/entertainment/the-feed/guy-s-girlfriend-cannot-understand-how-the-sun-works

That is very unfair and insulting to bananas! How do you know how smart they are?