Last post wins!!!!!

[Bob]

I just bought some barbecue sauce... I'm all set.  I also bought chicken though.  I didn't see any babies.

*Bob thinks he may be the third in line that's a little more "anti baby" in this thread.*   I remember a baby/toddler that stepped on my music once, including popping pages loose.  Instant pissed-offed-ness.  And the mother was aware.

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... I guess you're not the sort to be relied on for Baby-sitting then.

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[compline]

I just bought some barbecue sauce... I'm all set.  I also bought chicken though.  I didn't see any babies.

*Bob thinks he may be the third in line that's a little more "anti baby" in this thread.*   I remember a baby/toddler that stepped on my music once, including popping pages loose.  Instant pissed-offed-ness.  And the mother was aware.

Bob, you should forget those Barbie cue's, they are bad for your health. 

[perfect_pitch]

Mmmm... smores.

[Bob]

*Bob eats his chicken with bbq sauce.*

[perfect_pitch]

[visitor]

https://www.instagram.com/extraweg/p/BxzqJ1rotZG/

Um ok

[perfect_pitch]

Where in the sweet j@$#$ f*^& do you find this weird s#!%???

Seriously... do you just have a key to the dark, creepy bowels of the internet???

[outin]

Where in the sweet j@$#$ f*^& do you find this weird s#!%???

Seriously... do you just have a key to the dark, creepy bowels of the internet???

Visitor's a genious and if I wasn't here he might actually be the winner...

[perfect_pitch]

This may hurt someones ego... but the opportunity was too good to pass up.

Visitor's a genious and if I wasn't here he might actually be the winner...

From the web-site: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious

It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.

What one person calls another while trying to subvert the other's intelligence, often in a public forum.

The attacker may account for the superfluous "o" by claiming to be of French heritage, but no one will believe him and will enjoy the irony of misspelling "genius" while trying to undermine another's intelligence.

[outin]

This may hurt someones ego... but the opportunity was too good to pass up.

From the web-site: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Genious
 

None of this applies to me since I am Finnish. We are allowed to spell as we wish and it's always right since we are the smartest people in the world

[perfect_pitch]

Being the smartest people in the world (supposedly) doesn't mean you can bastardise the english language for your own means...

Nice try though. You're just pissed that you made such a blatant spelling error.

[outin]

Being the smartest people in the world (supposedly) doesn't mean you can bastardise the english language for your own means...

Nice try though. You're just pissed that you made such a blatant spelling error.

Well...I bet I spell your language better than you do mine

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

Well...I bet I spell your language better than you do mine

I don't 'pretend' to know your language...   

[I had a crappy day, and had to vent... sorry outin.]

[outin]

I don't 'pretend' to know your language...   

[I had a crappy day, and had to vent... sorry outin.]

Winners do not apologize, only losers do!

[perfect_pitch]

Winners do not apologize, only losers do!

REALLY?!? Proof that your statement is wrong.

[outin]

REALLY?!? Proof that your statement is wrong.

Who the h*ll is Lance Amstrong? Not much if a winner if totally unknown to me...

[lostinidlewonder]

Who the h*ll is Lance Amstrong? Not much if a winner if totally unknown to me...

Maybe your knowledge of sports is just losing?

[perfect_pitch]

Obviously Finland is brilliant in many aspects... just not in sport.

He's sitting across Oprah Winfrey - so obviously he's a big deal.

[outin]

Obviously Finland is brilliant in many aspects... just not in sport.

He's sitting across Oprah Winfrey - so obviously he's a big deal.

Following sports is for losers...what's the point of watching someone else kick a ball or running without a destination? Idiotic if you ask me...

[perfect_pitch]

You realise I am the LEAST sportiest person probably, on the planet... and yet even I know who Lance Armstrong is.

So, I agree with you - following sports is for losers; although there is something awesome about the Olympic Games.

[outin]

You realise I am the LEAST sportiest person probably, on the planet... and yet even I know who Lance Armstrong is.

Well, you made me curious enough to ask Google.

Guess why that's not a very relevant sport up here...

[perfect_pitch]

Because the Finnish people have an INSANE amount of dandruff???

 

[outin]

Because the Finnish people have an INSANE amount of dandruff???

Well...we have the thinnest hair type in the world, so can't help it

[perfect_pitch]

Well...we have the thinnest hair type in the world, so can't help it

I guess things could be worse - at least half your population don't believe in...

CREATIONISM!!!

[outin]

I guess things could be worse - at least half your population don't believe in...

CREATIONISM!!!

I don't know what's wrong with people, why don't they believe that I created the world and what's beyond?

Maybe it's because I created evolution too. I just thought it would be fun to see some monkeys grow a big ego and destroy the world...

[perfect_pitch]

I don't know what's wrong with people, why don't they believe that I created the world and what's beyond?

...because of the fact that you may be a narcissist with a god complex?!?

...and that surely if what you claimed was ACTUALLY true, you'd have better things to do than sit on a forum trying to beat me?

[outin]

...because of the fact that you may be a narcissist with a god complex?!?

...and that surely if what you claimed was ACTUALLY true, you'd have better things to do than sit on a forum trying to beat me?

You just have no idea how boring it can be to be almighty...Of course I am on all the forums of the world at once.

[perfect_pitch]

[the real God smites outin and perfect_pitch wins the thread]



Well... that was easy.

[outin]

[the real God smites outin and perfect_pitch wins the thread]



Well... that was easy.

Seems your god (the imposter) missed the target

[perfect_pitch]

Well... lostinidlewonder hasn't been here for a few days - maybe God smote him.

[lostinidlewonder]

Well... lostinidlewonder hasn't been here for a few days - maybe God smote him.

I just want to savor my winning opportunities. Why would you think God smote me if you are an atheist? Why are atheists talking religion, that is always funny


Your lightning is weak and common, I raise you red sprites:

[outin]

Your lightning is weak and common, I raise you red sprites

How about some green flames instead?

[perfect_pitch]

Why would you think God smote me if you are an atheist? Why are atheists talking religion, that is always funny

I was using what I could to win the argument - it's a valid tactic.

Your lightning is weak and common

Hey - it powered the Flux capacitor, so I wouldn't knock it. I don't see you powering your time machine with 'red sprites'   

[Bob]

 

[perfect_pitch]

If you're using gifs from Tropic Thunder, then we have seriously reached a new low.

Let's try something different - what do you think of when you see this:

[outin]

Let's try something different - what do you think of when you see this:

You really don't want to know...my Rorschach results were always slightly alarming...

[perfect_pitch]

This thread has been going for over 6 years, so I think we've gotten to know each other over the time being...

...nothing would surprise me at this point.

[outin]

This thread has been going for over 6 years, so I think we've gotten to know each other over the time being...

...nothing would surprise me at this point.

Sigh...I guess so...



This one is cute, isn't it? I wonder what Bob sees...

[perfect_pitch]

I see a contemporary painter who flunked out of art school!!

 

[outin]

I see a contemporary painter who flunked out of art school!!

 

Right...nothing like the real thing

[perfect_pitch]

Meh - I squish one of them a week in Australia. You learn not to fear them after a while...

Unless they're in the toilet with you...

[lostinidlewonder]

[perfect_pitch]

His dentist is going to have a f@#$ing hard time trying to locate his Wisdom teeth... and the cost of braces is bad enough.

[thalbergmad]

I win

[perfect_pitch]

I win

And there you go - for a brief glimpse in time, Thalbergmad felt the thrill and the exuberance of being the winner in this thread. His blood coursed through his body, the adrenaline pumping along his veins and giving him a euphoria he hadn't had in a long, long, long time.

Good for you Thalberg... now I've won. Your loss is just sad and pathetic now as we look back upon it. I'm sure it gave you a suspenseful thrill - but it was not meant to be.

[visitor]

A gift to everyone