Last post wins!!!!!

[outin]

What this thread needs is a bird eater!

[perfect_pitch]

Meh... I live in Australia, so spiders don't worry me.

We have to worry about poisonous snakes. I don't think anyones been worried about a spider biting them on the toilet...

[Bob]

[outin]

Meh... I live in Australia, so spiders don't worry me.

Are you a bird? If not, then why should you worry?

[visitor]

Are you a bird? If not, then why should you worry?

no worries is the best way!

[perfect_pitch]

Are you a bird? If not, then why should you worry?

I'm not.   

[visitor]

I'm not.   

hey you guys! this one isn't worried!

[thalbergmad]

I think I will come in here for a bit and try to escape from Hinty.

Thal

[ahinton]

I think I will come in here for a bit and try to escape from Hinty.

Then you'd better leave again!

Never mind, surely you have some banjo practice to do and/or some more obscure Romantic piano concertos to scan?...

Best,

Alistair

[Bob]

Thal has entered the thread.....   There really is anything on the internet.....





 

[perfect_pitch]

And back to the cute owls...

[Bob]

I'm surprised we haven't gotten to these yet.  So many owls to find....

[perfect_pitch]

With those talons... he'll scratch the keys...

[visitor]

[Bob]

He can sit instead.





Apparently owls have butts. 

[perfect_pitch]

The more I see owls, the more I want one.

[Bob]

Haha.  That one's subtle.  Won't catch much.

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

Yeah, aw...   






T-1000 model, rising up from the floor in its liquid metal state?

[perfect_pitch]

I say enough of the cats... Cats have had their time. TIME for the owls to make their way onto the internet.

And I feel this forum is helping.

[outin]

This is what I will do to your owls before I'll win this thread into oblivion...

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

Maybe they're just sleeping. 

[visitor]

lel fooled ya!

[perfect_pitch]

That could have been worse had he been dumb enough to sneak up on a sleeping tiger.

Would be funnier to watch as well.

[visitor]

nom nom nom nom...

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

That's nice attempt at an owl cake you've got going there.  Good job.   *maniacal laughter, and actually out loud.*  (there's no maniacal laughter smiley to go with that)





I had another pic, but I'm just going to bump up two levels and save everyone some effort.



Yes, that's a cake.
 

[perfect_pitch]

You have to think bigger than that...

It's impressive, but not as good as:



Yes, and it is a cake.

https://hawttalkwithtosan.blogspot.com.au/2015/10/check-out-these-amazing-animal-cake.html

[visitor]

Ermegerd!

[perfect_pitch]

Well... I was going to either guess that it was a tiger...

...Or the Kraken taking a poop.

[Bob]

I'm assuming that Kraken is just rampaging.... Not taking a poop there.    But you know at some point....

[perfect_pitch]

I'm assuming that Kraken is just rampaging.... Not taking a poop there.    But you know at some point....

Although, the thing that worries me is the fact that they have a picture of a person, a horse and a duck - who all poop...



...but why is the picture of the apple there???

[Bob]

 


Looks like skyscrapers down there on the right.  But there wouldn't be a city like that that close to a mountain.  And it looks like he's sitting.  So he's either crouched awkwardly, sitting on a plane wing, or something like that.  Or there's one skyscraper that's way taller than the rest? 

Looks pretty smug about sitting there too.

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

[Bob]

 


Except.... Wouldn't you think Superman has a super immune system and wouldn't get drunk at all?  Or maybe it take a zillion bottles to get him drunk?  Or maybe he gets super drunk?  With everything he's super-endowed at, why is drinking "normal" for him?  He's an alien after all.  Why is alcohol affecting him exactly the same as a human?  For sure, he's not human.    Whatever. 

[perfect_pitch]

So... the fact that he's invulnerable to bullets (technically a man of steel), yet can move around freely, faster than any normal man can and can even fly...



...and YOU question why he gets drunk???



This is why I don't get into arguments with comic book fans - they assume that physics just doesn't exist.

[mjames]

So... the fact that he's invulnerable to bullets (technically a man of steel), yet can move around freely, faster than any normal man can and can even fly...



...and YOU question why he gets drunk???



This is why I don't get into arguments with comic book fans - they assume that physics just doesn't exist.

it's called consistency...
Superman's metabolism (his cells work crazy fast) can break down any sort of toxins at such a rate that he wouldn't even feel its effects. It applies to alcohol too. It wold actually tons and tons of alcohol to get him tipsy. XD

[perfect_pitch]

Okay - then how is it he can fly??? We all know that gravity is a pregnant dog, and yet he seems to display no aerodynamic ability to fly through the air??? Any explanation of how that works?

[mjames]

Okay - then how is it he can fly??? We all know that gravity is a pregnant dog, and yet he seems to display no aerodynamic ability to fly through the air??? Any explanation of how that works?

FFS, I'm not saying that I care about science in fantasy/supernatural/sci-fi settings. I'm saying that even if your story requires 'suspension of belief', you still have to maintain a sort of logic consistency within the story. If the author makes a mention of Superman having an extremely high metabolic rate that prevents him from being affected by human food/drinks/poisons/toxins etc, then the same should apply for alcohol. Though to be fair that would just be a little plothole and I don't think anyone would care about if he did drunk, unless they're pedantic.

 As for superman's ability to fly, it depends on the series. Last one I read said something about him having the ability to alter gravity fields or something, a weaker form of telekinesis.

[perfect_pitch]

Ahhh... antagonising Comic book nerds...



It's like:

[Bob]

There he goes....





That means in the movie he either went through a lot of bottles or... He was only acting like he was drunk.  Or maybe it was the placebo effect.

Seems to be a common superhero question.  Apparently if he's getting everything from our yellow sun, he doesn't need to eat, breath, sleep, and alcohol wouldn't affect him.

[perfect_pitch]

It's not even good scotch either... I mean, Red Label Johnnie Walker?

[Bob]

!Hola!


 

[perfect_pitch]

I'm now starting to think Bob IS an owl with the amount of pictures we seem to be getting of them...

And the pictures are family photos...

[visitor]

[perfect_pitch]

Half man, half eagle...

It's the MANGLE!!!

[Bob]

I'm now starting to think Bob IS an owl with the amount of pictures we seem to be getting of them...

And the pictures are family photos...