Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

Is it weird or just psychologically WARPED that you think you have any power over us???

Now, off to the dungeons with you...

I'm fine exactly where I am.

[outin]

I'm fine exactly where I am.

[j_menz]

Is it weird or just psychologically WARPED that you think you have any power over us???

I regret to advise loyal readers of this thread the poor beknighted (suddenly popular around here for inexplicable reasons, hence the spelling) p_p was struck by lightning (well several times, one must be sure) and is no longer with us. Please regard any future posts by him as either proof of life after death or fraud. Since I understand he is .. sorry, was.. an atheist, the former option seems unlikely unless accompanied by the rather unmistakable whiff of sulphur and brimstone.

Requiescat in.. um....  what's a nice Latin word for the opposite of "pace"?

[outin]

Requiescat in.. um....  what's a nice Latin word for the opposite of "pace"?

Google seems to think a dog is more appropriate?



Of course why would a cat bother...

[perfect_pitch]

I regret to advise loyal readers of this thread the poor beknighted (suddenly popular around here for inexplicable reasons, hence the spelling) p_p was struck by lightning (well several times, one must be sure) and is no longer with us. Please regard any future posts by him as either proof of life after death or fraud. Since I understand he is .. sorry, was.. an atheist, the former option seems unlikely unless accompanied by the rather unmistakable whiff of sulphur and brimstone.

Requiescat in.. um....  what's a nice Latin word for the opposite of "pace"?

That was a beautiful Eulogy but...



Just like Billy Connolly - rumours of my death were fabricated and false. I guess J_Menz is just cracking under the pressure of having to deal with someone as iron-willed as I am. You wish you could get rid of me that easily... but you'll have to do better than that.    

[j_menz]

You wish you could get rid of me that easily... but you'll have to do better than that.    

Damn cheap lightning bolts!  

Though that cigar does have a faint whiff of brimstone about it....

[visitor]

Now, off to the dungeons with you...

meanwhile in the king's kitchen

[perfect_pitch]

WHY??? WHY??? WHY... would you POST THAT???

1) Surely no one can have that much skin to scuff off their feet on a day by day basis...

2) You may have COMPLETELY ruined Italian food for me, for the rest of my life...

3) You are evil.

lightening

SPELL CHECK, MAN. It's free! Let's at least try to class up the dialogue written in this forum with proper spelling...

[j_menz]

SPELL CHECK, MAN. It's free! Let's at least try to class up the dialogue written in this forum with proper spelling...

1) Lightening is a word, and passes a spellcheck.

2) I don't know what you're on about anyway.

[Bob]

If I drink some of this... I can just wait you all out.

[outin]

If I drink some of this... I can just wait you all out.

Make sure you know where to make a complaint when you realize you've been screwed

[j_menz]

Make sure you know where to make a complaint when you realize you've been screwed

Surely the proof that you've been screwed makes both realising it and complaining about it equally problematic.

[outin]

Surely the proof that you've been screwed makes both realising it and complaining about it equally problematic.

Shhh...Bob doesn't need to know that

[Bob]

It's probably expensive.

[perfect_pitch]

It's probably expensive.

At $11, doesn't seem so. C'mon Outin - grab a can and CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!



(I bet you it's probably paint thinner or something      )

[outin]

At $11, doesn't seem so. C'mon Outin - grab a can and CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!

You might be interested in their other stock...

[perprocrastinate]

Outin, how do you pronounce your name?

Is it just oo-tin, or oo-tahn, like in the French matin?

[outin]

Outin, how do you pronounce your name?

Is it just oo-tin, or oo-tahn, like in the French matin?

Oh-tin would be closest I guess...weight on the first syllable as is customary in my language.

[j_menz]

You might be interested in their other stock...

And their conditions of purchase...

[visitor]

You might be interested in their other stock...

Careful w that jitters one( not in view but sits on bottom shelf towards the back).  Has the side effect of skyrocketing your swag. Drink at own risk aka

[perfect_pitch]

If you ingest 'Matter' and 'Anti-matter' together - would the universe implode upon your body, filling your cells with the power of the COSMOS???

[outin]

If you ingest 'Matter' and 'Anti-matter' together - would the universe implode upon your body, filling your cells with the power of the COSMOS???

I suggest you try

[j_menz]

If you ingest 'Matter' and 'Anti-matter' together - would the universe implode upon your body, filling your cells with the power of the COSMOS???

Since anti-matter and the more pedestrian variety fuse to create no matter and quite a lot of energy, I suspect rather than the implosion you think, you would explode violently and coat the "power of the COSMOS" with your cells.

If you do try it, please make advance arrangements to cover the cleaning costs.

[visitor]

Since anti-matter and the more pedestrian variety fuse to create no matter and quite a lot of energy, I suspect rather than the implosion you think, you would explode violently and coat the "power of the COSMOS" with your cells.

If you do try it, please make advance arrangements to cover the cleaning costs.

*my reaction when I walk in on someone Im/ex ploding

[Bob]

[j_menz]

*my reaction when I walk in on someone Im/ex ploding

Fine for an implosion. Given the masses involved here, though, the recommended action for the explosion is:

[perfect_pitch]

Since anti-matter and the more pedestrian variety fuse to create no matter and quite a lot of energy, I suspect rather than the implosion you think, you would explode violently and coat the "power of the COSMOS" with your cells.

If you do try it, please make advance arrangements to cover the cleaning costs.

Actually, I put it into your towns Water supply J_Menz... thought it would be good for a laugh... but NOW you tell me that it might create a mess...

Shame... I don't have the anti-dote..   

[j_menz]

Shame... I don't have the anti-dote..   

Since I neither drink water nor bathe in it, I'm safe. But the mess you've made of my curtains..... I'll send you the bill. 

[perfect_pitch]

Since I neither drink water nor bathe in it, I'm safe. But the mess you've made of my curtains..... I'll send you the bill. 

Sure... seems only fair. I've attached my address below. Send it to:

[j_menz]

Sure... seems only fair. I've attached my address below. Send it to:

I'll just send the boys round to collect then, shall I?

[visitor]

Aeek!! Ohy gawd., hot bread!  Get away.  Eww!!!

[outin]

The cat scared the poor bread

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

A typo?

[perfect_pitch]

A typo?

Someone with Dyslexia...

[j_menz]

Someone with Dyslexia...

A dyslexic who didn't misspell...

[perfect_pitch]

[outin]

Since we are into scary things...

[Bob]

[Bob]

[perfect_pitch]

I like it... It's odd, but funny.

[j_menz]

Get your own...

[perfect_pitch]

Get your own...

I'd say get one that works.

[j_menz]

I'd say get one that works.

Or one that works out....

[outin]

Or one that works out....

Or....

[j_menz]

Or....

Mmm...lunch for....

[outin]

Mmm...lunch for....

Here doggy, take this instead:

[j_menz]

[outin]

It's a sausage!

[perfect_pitch]

Okay... enough of the snow creatures...