Last post wins!!!!!

[perfect_pitch]

I am terribly sorry for my poor grammer earlier today: I was mildly drunk.

Oh jesus - are you jumping on the 'Courier New' bandwagon as well??? I'm usually sloshed 98% of the time and that hasn't stopped me from creating witty and banter-filled posts that question our reality and challenge our perceptions...

[sh*t, the absinthe is starting to wear off. ]

No, but you are

You...people...with your perfect pitches and all that.  Outrageous, outlandish, and I cannot tolerate it.

I wasn't born in England you bloody numpty... where the hell did you get that from??? Most of the Prisoners of Mother England (Pome) were ENGLISH, you daft pillock.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

God question.

Nopr. I will never go away and will always return.

Youre wrong...

You're out of your mind.

[j_tour]

I wasn't born in England you bloody numpty... where the hell did you get that from??? Most of the Prisoners of Mother England (Pome) were ENGLISH, you daft pillock.

Hey, who's your head of state, bright boy?

And, yes, that other dude should stop using Courier....it's confusing to me as well.

Here, have cartoon or whatever.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

This is one of the reasons I like cats more.
They don't need to pretend to be sharks to be as successful as them. They're more than that by themselves.

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This is one of the reasons I like cats more.
They don't need to pretend to be sharks to be as successful as them. They're more than that by themselves.

Why do we have to opinionate that in the first place?
The only reason I have "favorites" is so that I could answer time-wasting worksheets on first day of school back in elementary school. Unless it comes to music.

[j_tour]

Why do we have to opinionate that in the first place?

[liszt-and-the-galops]

No one was saying that.
The second part is spot-on, though.

[perfect_pitch]

Hey, who's your head of state, bright boy?

I don't know... some old fogey who's probably too senile to point to the country of Australia, even if he was given a globe with all the countries named on it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I don't know... some old fogey who's probably too senile to point to the country of Australia, even if he was given a globe with all the countries named on it.

This guy?

[perfect_pitch]

Well... the sovereign head of state is technically King Charles... but I think he's a useless old codger...

...but not as *** useless as that dopey shithead. And funnily enough - he isn't our Prime Minister. He got voted out for another useless prick who can barely say 2 sentences without mumbling like Snuffulupugus:



...and is about as useful as a sandpaper dildo. Sorry for the rant, but I really despise a lot of politicians.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Well... the sovereign head of state is technically King Charles... but I think he's a useless old codger...

...but not as *** useless as that dopey shithead. And funnily enough - he isn't our Prime Minister. He got voted out for another useless prick who can barely say 2 sentences without mumbling like Snuffulupugus:



...and is about as useful as a sandpaper dildo. Sorry for the rant, but I really despise a lot of politicians.

My apologies. I just googled "leader of Australia" and hoped it would give me an accurate result.

[j_tour]

...and is about as useful as a sandpaper dildo.

OK, that's pretty funny.

See?  This is an educational thread! 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

See?  This is an educational thread! 

Indeed.
I am educating you all in humility.

[j_tour]

Indeed.
I am educating you all in humility.

Boy, didn't nobody never teach you to walk before you try to run?

Simmer down there.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

walk before you try to run?

I doubt very many people have done the opposite, and I doubt I was one of them. That was about 20 years ago though. How is that relevant to this thread?

[perfect_pitch]

My apologies. I just googled "leader of Australia" and hoped it would give me an accurate result.

I hope that Google served you well and showed you the great well that is his ineptitude. Deep and dark, and almost infinite.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I hope that Google served you well and showed you the great well that is his ineptitude. Deep and dark, and almost infinite.

Just be glad you don't live in the US. The race is between a sane old man and an insane old man.
In the words of a comedian:
One of the candidates has been indicted on multiple counts and owes over half a billion dollars, and it's still a tie.

In the words of the president, he's a grown man fighting a six-year-old. I certainly don't disagree with that.

[perfect_pitch]

Just be glad you don't live in the US. The race is between a sane old man and an insane old man.
In the words of a comedian:
One of the candidates has been indicted on multiple counts and owes over half a billion dollars, and it's still a tie.

In the words of the president, he's a grown man fighting a six-year-old. I certainly don't disagree with that.

I think the only thing Trump actually achieved is...

...making people all over the world grateful... that they don't live in the US.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I think the only thing Trump actually achieved is...

...making people all over the world grateful... that they don't live in the US.

That, and turning an entire political party into a fascist cult.
The dude quotes from Hitler.

[j_tour]

Oh, no.  We don't use that name around here.  Or IRL.  That f*** freak has caused more vomit than is due...for so many years.  Since birth.

Make fun of the lady batsh** people, though, like MTG, Boebert, or Alina Habba.  At least they're entertaining and every bit as vile, reckless, and stupid.

Can't speak the name of that limp-wristed, tiny-fingered, no count, no taste, fat slob, though.  Won't allow it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Oh, no.  We don't use that name around here.  Or IRL.  That f*** freak has caused more vomit than is due...for so many years.  Since birth.

I'm not sure if you're talking about the person who attempted a coup or the one who was successful. They're practically indistinguishable at this point.

Note: Though the image is intended as a joke, the rest of the comment is serious.

[j_tour]

I'm not sure if you're talking about the person who attempted a coup or the one who was successful. They're practically indistinguishable at this point.

Agreed.  Millard Fillmore was one of the worst Americans.

And Paul Hogan was the finest Englishmen who ever lived.  He saved Wales and Cornwall from a herd of stampeding crocodiles.  Truly, an heroic person.

True story.

[perfect_pitch]

Can't speak the name of that limp-wristed, tiny-fingered, no count, no taste, fat slob, though.  Won't allow it.

You mean we're not allowed to say

TRUMP???













Too much???   

[liszt-and-the-galops]

You mean we're not allowed to say

TRUMP???













Too much???   

I'm going to side with j_tour on this one.

[perfect_pitch]

I'm going to side with j_tour on this one.

I don't care... I don't live in America. If he becomes President for the 2nd *** time despite the allegations of corruption, bribery, witness intimidation and trying to silence anyone who speaks against him...

...you all *** deserve it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I don't care... I don't live in America. If he becomes President for the 2nd *** time despite the allegations of corruption, bribery, witness intimidation and trying to silence anyone who speaks against him...

Then he becomes a dictator, sides with Russia, and (most likely) aids in the destruction of most of the world's democracies.

...you all *** deserve it.

Problem with that is: most people hate him. He won in 2016 because Russia meddled in the elections. If he wins this year, it'll be because of the same reason.
Well, that and the fact that he has a cult supporting him.

[j_tour]

Dammit.
Scott Morrison.
Paul Hogan.
Enough!

My word is final.

despite the allegations of corruption, bribery, witness intimidation and trying to silence

A bit more than allegations, really. 

[liszt-and-the-galops]

A bit more than allegations, really. 

...A LOT more than allegations, really.

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I'm glad there's somewhere on the internet where people are actually fine with openly complaining about this joke of a politician.

Won't get into what he has with Russia. Even domestically he's said far too much to have any impact on me.

[perfect_pitch]

My word is final.

Your word doesn't mean sh*t to me... I'll do whatever the hell I please.

[j_tour]

Your word doesn't mean sh*t to me... I'll do whatever the hell I please.

You best simmer down, son.  I don't much care for your attitude!   

[j_tour]

...you all *** deserve it.

Well, sorry to have to agree with this howler monkey's statement, but that is true.

The old truism, "one gets the government one deserves," is a wise aphorism that holds steady over many centuries, and even applies to this rock of bull-headed stupidity, the US.

The time for Americans to resist and protest is, sadly, IMHO, pretty much over.  We're just watching this despicable ourobouros play it with its enablers on TV.  No, the candidate is incapable of communicating via speech.

It's deplorable, and an outrage. 

But, if people want their lizard alien Q-Anon treasoness incontinent fool....there's not much to be done except shake one head and say "what a bunch of a-holes!"

[perfect_pitch]

You DO realise you can post just one post and address/quote multiple people...

Your double posting only really matters in the 2nd last post wins thread... but I don't think many people care about that one.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Your double posting only really matters in the 2nd last post wins thread... but I don't think many people care about that one.

Don't make us go down that rabbit hole again...

[perfect_pitch]

Don't make us go down that rabbit hole again...

We went down the rabbit hole already and I emerged unharmed and victorious.

More than happy to do it as many times as possible, just to egg you on.   

[liszt-and-the-galops]

We went down the rabbit hole already and I emerged unharmed and victorious.

If you emerged from that at all, you did so looking like a fool who can't do math.

[perfect_pitch]

If you emerged from that at all, you did so looking like a fool who can't do math.

I emerged from it like a mother-*** phoenix...



Deal with it...

[liszt-and-the-galops]

Let's analyze that conversation, shall we?

1. Come back to me in a decade and we'll see which of these threads is more popular...

2. and technically the 2nd to last post thread wins thread is a cheat since most people will literally double post in a row.

3. Hell, most of the time YOU TRIPLE POST in a row.

4. You take away all those duplicate posts and chances are it would still be on its first page.

1. Blatant straw man argument. For shame.
2. Dang. I wonder why!
3. False.
4. The math (that you didn't do) proves otherwise.

1. I had a quick look at it before I replied, and there are several instances of you posting 3 times in a row.

2. In fact there are a number of instances of multiple people posting several times in a row.

3. Get over yourself... your thread isn't HALF as popular as this one is.

1. Seldom the case.
2. This got a good laugh out of me at the time. It isn't my thread.
3. I guess 4 times is technically multiple, so I won't mark off here.

Also, in the original version of this post, you claimed that nearly every single post is a triple post, which is somehow more wrong than the current version.

1. Many, MANY people have double posted to be honest, so it's still not a fair comparison.

2. Anyway, that thread will be dead in about 2 months anyway, lost to oblivion forever. This thread will forever keep going... until you peasants accept I am better and allow me the final post.

1. Once again, that is literally the point of the thread.
2. This was 2 months ago, and Second to last post wins is still going.

Your arguments were trash and demonstrated to everyone that you can't even swallow your own arrogance and admit that something you cherish is inferior.


Building off of an argument I made earlier, I'll just drive this point home.
STLPW has been going for 8 months and is on it's 223rd post.
8 months into LPW, it was at 98 posts.
Now then, which of these numbers in greater than the other?

Oh, and you used an AI-generated image for the Phoenix.
LMAO.

[perfect_pitch]

The fact that I live rent-free inside your head is all the revenge I need.

Seeing you seething and frothing at the mouth is angelic, sweet music to my ears.

Meanwhile - your rants, the insults and the sad rationalising about everything I say rolls off me like water down my back.

It eventually rolls down my arsecrack, drips to the floor to which I couldn't give a crap.



It's almost delightful. Also, I'm willing to bet you spent half an hour looking through my posts, thinking this would be an excellent burn - but I didn't really bother reading what you wrote... and whipped up my reply in 90 seconds.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

It's almost delightful. Also, I'm willing to bet you spent half an hour looking through my posts, thinking this would be an excellent burn - but I didn't really bother reading what you wrote... and whipped up my reply in 90 seconds.

lol.
That was funny.
I spent about 5 minutes on that post.

And no, you're wrong about the rest of it as well. I wasn't trying to "burn" you. I was simply pointing out the fact that the argument about popularity went horribly for you.
How pitiful it must be to have horrible social skills.

[perfect_pitch]

I've remained on this thread for 11 years... I am going to win...

You are not, accept it.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

I've remained on this thread for 11 years... I am going to win...

You are not, accept it.

Once again, you'll lose by your own metric.
lostinidlewonder has been on this thread even longer than you have. If we're measuring the chance of victory by time spent on this thread, he'll be the winner.
Face it: there's not a metric you can reasonably use to measure chance of victory that puts you on top. You don't have a leg to stand on.

[perfect_pitch]

Once again, you'll lose by your own metric.
lostinidlewonder has been on this thread even longer than you have. If we're measuring the chance of victory by time spent on this thread, he'll be the winner.

He's been on the thread a little more than 3 hours more than I have, and in the scheme of 11 years is essentially a draw. Also, notice his absence lately...

If we're measuring the the chance of victory by time spent on this thread... Then you've got NO BLOODY CHANCE!!!

[lostinidlewonder]

He's been on the thread a little more than 3 hours more than I have, and in the scheme of 11 years is essentially a draw. Also, notice his absence lately...

I'm still winning. No need to put too much effort into this, I just post here and beat you, all your previous posts are nullified and lose to this simple post. I win, you lose, too easy.

[perfect_pitch]

It may be the 'last post' that wins, but that you won't be the last one to post it... so none of your previous (or current for that matter) posts are valid as well and are essentially null and void.

[lostinidlewonder]

I can easily lock the thread and be last post winner, but I am beyond such a meagre game. I have you all enslaved to make me the no 1 thread creator of pianosteet. You may bow and kiss the ring... yes I did bathe, in your tears.

[liszt-and-the-galops]

He's been on the thread a little more than 3 hours more than I have, and in the scheme of 11 years is essentially a draw. Also, notice his absence lately...

That's still more. And since you seem so confident that the person who's been on this thread the longest will win...


Edit: The post below was so good I'm not even going to reply to it.

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It never mattered how long you spent on this thread or how good your posts are, or anything else you use to decide who is best at this. You just need the last post, look at the title.

[perfect_pitch]

The post below was so good I'm not even going to reply to it.

It wasn't that good... we all know that the last post is all we need, but my constant and repetitive record of posting here shows how tenacious and valiantly dedicated I am to winning this thread.

Just because some random person occasionally posts and claims a short lived win doesn't mean they are going to win because they're not present here enough to really win the ultimate goal... to be the last person to post in this thread... ever.

Just you watch - I will be the last person to post - that or Nils who will probably cheat and claim victory before locking the thread, laughing maniacally knowing the power he abused.   😁

[lostinidlewonder]

Talking about winning in a last post wins thread is like talking about bread in a toaster while it's being toasted, or water in a kettle while it's being boiled.