incoherent topic

[pianonut]

thank you pokeythepenguin for letting me play the walstein, too.   

here's the incoherent part:  computers. what does this button do?, how do you get pic to show up?, why is the computer locked up?, why doesn't my mouse light up anymore?, does anyone really use left align?

[pianonut]

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b]HELLO   tried to make it bold.  what's the matter.  doesn't the bold thing work?[/b] fumbling around erasing things that keep making me really frustrated.  like what are these b's doing here.  Walstein Sonata, you are the best italicized.  ok. next button. wht does it do?  it has an S with a line through it.  i think it's evil.  the next one is good.  and GREEN.  shadow?   what do you need a shadow for?  now to really mess things up:

[pokeythepenguin]

does this answer at least one of your questions?  Cause if it doesn't then i guess i'm sorry for making you look stupid by not getting the joke.  And I hate to brag but my mouse does still light up.... but that's probably because it's a nazi.  or satan.  or a satanic nazi.  Or satan that follows the beliefs of the nazi regime, making him a nazi thusly.  But it's probably just because i haven't broken it yet, unlike SOME people i know AKA skeptopotamus.... wait that doesnt make any sense cause that would mean my mouse was exploded!  oh noes!  because im skeptopotamus!  OMG i love it when people try to make themselves look smart by outting me as skepto even though it's posted all over teh chat rooms and board.  it makes me laugh so hard i pee my pants.  and by pants i mean not pants because im always naked except when im wearing cloths, but i never laugh when i am wearing cloths because cloths are a solemn thing and it would be rude to laugh in cloths.  That's like laughing at a funeral or at a person in a wheelchair.  Would it be right to laugh at a clown on a wheelchair?  I mean they are a clown; they're supposed to be funny, which instigates laughter.  But then what if they were like "OMG im in a wheelchair you insensitive bastard!"?  i would cry... especially if i was in cloths.  and that is why i dont go to the circus.

OMG right align!

  and holy crap the scrolling potential of your post makes me want to cream my pants, even though i know that is SUCH a wrong thought to have while in solemn cloths.

[pokeythepenguin]

hey look a lower case L with + S button = lower case T mayhem! l

[pokeythepenguin]

omg i changed my mind it looks more like a sword!  *swish clang*  pianonut, i challenge you to a knife fight!  and not just any knife fight, but a dance fight like in west side story!  You get a score out of 6.0  it's my favorite sport because the other person can die and he wouls still win if he did more reverse triple toeflips.  and everyone knows i like dying and winning.

[pianonut]

i should have known from your name that you are an imposter and a clown at the same time having an evil mouse that is a nazi.  put your clothes on and don't be ashamed if your mouse always lights up.  i have to shake mine before it will.  (worrys about innuendos)  why is it that so many musicians are insomniacs AND you  know what?  i try to curb those thoughts by focusing on work at hand (looks at screen for more buttons to try).  https://sends e-mails to various countries.  .  oh, there's the image button.  i see.  (son being 15 years old and having worn down any resistance to over computer usage, eating junk food, locking door during the day, sleeping in - thinking of sending him to get a morning job - or better yet pizza delivery in the evening for driving experience).   [tr][/tr] table row.  is this something to do with tone rows?

[pianonut]

^{dying and winning?  you go to the next level?  ok.  i get it}

i think i'll try the teleport button (knife in hand sl)  hey, where's my knife?  defenseless, resorts to hitting as many buttons as quickly as possible while clicking the mouse to wave sword - which is really two letters s and l.  am i on some kind of sesame street west side? 

aha...i will dance the dance of seven veils and undo the genie that has locked up my computer.
 

[pokeythepenguin]

maybe it has to do with trills!

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oh and i ate your knife.  it was delicious AND stabby!

[pianonut]

here, have another one      t   (twists it)

haven't you learned that married women are bad.  especially ones that dance the dance of the seven veils.  seriously.  i'm old enough to outwit you, even though you are good at computers.  or maybe you are outwitting me?  you see - married women are satisfied, therefore only interested in tanting.  you have to find UNmarried women that taunt you and then really need it.  BUT, pokey, the trick is to find one that you LOVE.  

i once gave this guy a note  (that kept hitting on me)  "if you want a peach, meet me at the park."  i then went and bought the hugest peach i could find.  put it in a brown bag.  took it to the park.  handed it to him.  we talked for a while - he was going through a lot of hard times and stress.  i told him about the bible.

[pokeythepenguin]

It's ok hun.  You have 2 too many boobies and 1 too few penises for me to love you that way ^.-   And speaking of dancing,  it is just me or does nancarrow's tango not inspire dancing?  i mean a tngao is a type of dance but that just doesnt want me to shake it, and that says alot cause i like to dance.  I bet aliens would like to dance to that, but then again that's stereotyping aliens.  gawd i hope no aliens read this post,

[pianonut]

whew!   

nancarrows tango!? i'll have to take a listen.  i like watching ballroom dancing (and contests that have been on).  the tango is really a beautiful dance when done by a couple that is 'in tune' with each other.  this topic makes me think you know about taunting women. (why is it, all the really good looking guys...? oh well - maybe someday you'll see the value in a girl when least expecting it - and you'll get married.  sensitive guys are the hardest to find - and probably least available, probably because they ARE so smart and don't want to get taken advantage of).  there are some risks that become less with time, you know.  you finally meet the right person.  they love you for who you are and not what you do (but they must enjoy piano music).  and, not trying to speak for you, they build you up and don't kick you where it counts (rather valuing that area - and protecting it at all costs).

my hubby was 40 when i married him.  people assumed he was (you know what) because of his lack of interest in women in his younger years for a serious relationship.  i was also thinking, maybe he's been married before.  was shocked that he really hadn't had much of serious girlfriends (platonic ones) and 'pounced' on him when i found out he didn't.  maybe it was a sort of challenge for me, too?  i became very agressive and would arrive at his apt. at like 7:30 or 8:00 and ask for breakfast (he's a very good cook - but would serve eggos).  then when i saw that his kitchen was stocked (blender, cuisinart, cooking utensils) i thought, 'put the pressure on.'  i started asking for more food, and tasted some of it.  it was soooo good.  knowing a) that he liked to sing and sang well  b) that he cooked  c) that he was employed  d) that he was soon taking a trip to toronto, canada    i said nonchalantly (thinking he would think i was out of my mind) 'why, don't we get married and honeymoon in toronto?'  he said something like, 'in two weeks?'   i said, 'yes, we could elope if that's too fast.'  then he said,' what would your parents think.'  so i said, 'lets call them.'  (thinking that would make him run out the door screaming) needless to say, we are occasionally still egocentric, but have made it a point to be aware of each others needs and are very happily married.  me, especially, because he's the best.  sensitive, kind, usually listens, is very intelligent, makes me love him without trying.