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Offline nanabush

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Joke I don't understand...
on: August 06, 2005, 10:44:02 PM
Someone at my school told me a joke that I honestly cannot find the 'joke' in. 

-How do you get a child out of the bath tub?
-Turn on the computer..

Am I missing something, or is this just a stupid thing which makes no sense..
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Offline xvimbi

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #1 on: August 06, 2005, 11:01:03 PM
I assume you were not sitting in a bath tub when you were writing this message just now, were you? ;)

Perhaps you came rushing out of the tub yourself...

Offline thalbergmad

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #2 on: August 06, 2005, 11:12:53 PM
If the computer was in the bath with the child, one assumes the resulting electric shock would be sufficient to get the child to leave.
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Offline guru_of_time

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #3 on: August 07, 2005, 07:25:18 AM
It's a stupid joke...basically: kids are addicted to computers and spend all of their time on it ::)

Offline Dazzer

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #4 on: August 07, 2005, 01:53:14 PM
i believe thalbergmad has hit the nail on the head :D

though i personally don' use the computer in the bath... i haven't got a tub :D

Offline prometheus

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #5 on: August 07, 2005, 11:37:56 PM
I am pretty sure the child runs out of the bathtup to get behind the computer.

Jokes like these are bad. The one in the other joke topic is even worse. Most people that don't find it funny get that one, but it's just so bad.


Personally almost no joke makes me laugh. I can only laugh about things that aren't supposed to be funny. At least not in the first place. I have a strange sense of humor.
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Offline nanabush

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #6 on: August 08, 2005, 02:56:27 AM
How is that a joke?!   I was looking for a funny meaning that you gotta think about!  That's just common sense, I'm gonna punch that guy in the face now...
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Offline leahcim

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Re: Joke I don't understand...
Reply #7 on: August 08, 2005, 03:54:14 AM
I'm gonna punch that guy in the face now...

Tell him that's slapstick if he asks :)

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