what? a gun? for what? oh, yes. i see. deer hunting. that's terrible. and, no - you can't. not my deer. i let them have my strawberries if they're hungry. they are just innocent deer.
yes. the women are few but they're all good looking. i haven't seen any ugly ones. it's the cheese. they're all danish, blond, blue-eyed - and eat cheese.
now, for women who are single - this really is the place. all you have to do is stand inside or outside of wawa and look helpless (help, i locked myself out of the car) and you'll have 12 guys helping you. they open the doors (have never been in a state where guys do this regularly). it's the way they're raised here.
firefighters, policemen, construction workers - all freqent the wawa's. if you go early in the morning, you get the hard working ones (i think). later in the afternoon, the bums come in for cigarettes. how do i know this? my kids like to go around 3pm after school to buy a snack once in a while. (and occasionally really early for something for lunch).
never in my life have i seen such square houses, either. they really know how to build here. nothing falls apart unless it's really old. of course, there are really old buildings here and there. that's a trip in itself (around historic sites). then, on route 100 there's daniel boone's homestead if you like history in the wilderness.
people are generally very honest here. and, friendly. family oriented (2-3 children is the norm - and it's not unusual to meet up with a family of 10-12 at the park). children never get run over walking across the street to school. the crossing guard is borderline policelike and will not allow tresspassers to intrude the crosswalk without a mean look. the grass is always green here - and i think it is an artist and gardeners paradise here. audubon's home is not far from where i live. haven't been there yet.
*but best of all, there is a bicycle trail that runs through valley forge on the way to philly. you can ride for miles and miles along the schukyll river. it's very pretty and lots of animals. the deer occasionally jump the fence - so you have to watch out for them. if you're into weapons, you can check out the valley forge museaum and look at civil war swords and outfits. find out about george washington and see how small the cabins were in comparison to how many soldiers dwelt in them.
the pocono mountains are up north. and, also pennsylvania has it's own grand canyon. haven't been there, but it's a great hike i hear. i've hiked portions of the appalachian trail. there are canoe trips and many fun things to do.