funny

[BoliverAllmon]

Here is a great little story

a C, an Eb and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the Eb leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifthe between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An f comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

a D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a Bb hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The Eb not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a three piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the Eb takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, The C is found innocent of any wrondoing, even accidental, and that all accusatoins to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, heneeds a rest- and closes the bar.




Enjoy!

boliver

[abell88]

 

[gilad]

that is funny

[Floristan]

An old one, but still good! 

[BoliverAllmon]

how old?

[leahcim]

how old?

About 2 minutes for me

Very good

[rob47]

Wow.  That was not funny at all.  I wasn't going to say anything but...man...that just plain out made my day worse it was so bad. Boliver I'm sure you had good intentions but wow, did you really think that was funny? Man.  That's like something the nerdy gifted kid in gradeschool would get a kick out of telling you.  And then everyone else trys to memorize it and it just gets so annoying. wow. I'm just in awe over why you would want to post that under "funny".  That was just so brutal Boliver. 


Boliver....why?

I'm sorry,
Rob 

[stevie]

rob, i know how you feel, boliver does this alot, i didnt really want to say anythign but you said it for me, thanks.

[BoliverAllmon]

boliver=nerdy gradeschool kid

who would of thought?

LOL....I don't care if you don't like it. I did.