how to simulate applause

[pianistimo]

pull a 50 cm length of embroidery thread oven an unlit candle to coat it with wax.  push the end of the thread through the side of a matchbox with a needle.  hold the matchbox to your ear and slowly pull the thread through the hole.  the noise you will hear is similar to an audience clapping.

[thalbergmad]

I think you should lay of the pills for a couple of days

[lau]

dang, so awsome!!!!! I am going to tell everyone about this, I'm not being sarcastic

[rimv2]

pull a 50 cm length of embroidery thread oven an unlit candle to coat it with wax.  push the end of the thread through the side of a matchbox with a needle.  hold the matchbox to your ear and slowly pull the thread through the hole.  the noise you will hear is similar to an audience clapping.

You are a genius.

Now you just need a way to sell this to people with moderate to low self esteem and youll be rich

[abell88]

I love it when  they're playing a concert on the radio and I happen to turn it on just when the applause starts...