Favourite lines from movies

[gorbee natcase]

Francis Dolarhyde: I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.



Hannibal Lecter: Ah yes Dr. Chillton. Gruesome isn't he? Fumbles at your head like a freshman pulling at a panty girdle.

Francis Dolarhyde: I am not a man. I began as one, but now I am becoming more than a man, as you will witness.

Will Graham: [to Josh] Look at you! I have never seen a child as disgusting as you! You pissed your pants? How dare you! You want me to cut it off? Is that what you want me to do, you little freak? Don't cry at me you little faggot. Apoligize! Say "I'm sorry daddy, I'm a dirty little beast, I'm a freak!..." Say it!

ame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the *** lotion in the basket!

[gorbee natcase]

    


    

Memorable Quotes from
Star Wars (1977)
[a large-eyed creature gives Luke a rough shove]
Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He doesn't like you.
Luke: I'm sorry.
Dr. Evazan: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I'll be careful.
Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!
Obi-Wan: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out a blaster]
Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
[In a flash, he and his alien companion Pomda Baba are on the floor with a slashed torso and a severed arm respectively]
Darth Vader: I have you now!
Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi?
Darth Vader: He is here.
Governor Tarkin: What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.

[pabst]

Jeanne Moreau, as Mdm. Lysiane, singing in a cabaret, in the movie "Querelle" by Fassbinder, from the hand of Jean Genet: "Each man kills the thing he loves... Each man kills the thing he loves...". My favourite, even tho this precise song doesn't exist in the book itself, Fassbinder was clever enough to catch it and chill my spine with it 

[rob47]

"DYLAN! yoooou sunnnuvvubitch"
(predator)

[musik_man]

Commando(during a fist fight with one of the bad guys):

Black villian: You can't win Matrix.  I used to be a Green Beret
Col. Matrix(Arnold Schwarzenegger):I eat Green Berets for breakfast... and I'm hungry

*Matrix knocks over black villian onto a piece of metal, impaling him*

The way Arnold says that line is absolute perfection.


Princess Bride:

Inigo Montoya:  Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.


Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.


    

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[pabst]

Bill Murray, karaokeing: "More than this... you know there's nothing..."
Haha perfect.

[pianolearner]

From The Terminator:

Cleaning Man at Flophouse: Hey, buddy. You got a dead cat in there, or what?
 
[the Terminator visualizes:]

'POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
-YES/NO
-OR WHAT?
-GO AWAY
-PLEASE COME BACK LATER
-F*CK YOU, A55HOLE
-F*CK YOU'
 
The Terminator: F*ck you, a55hole.

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From Bladerunner

Batty: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."


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From 2001: A Space Odyssey

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal...Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal...Hello, Hal, do you read me?...Hello, Hal, do you read me?...Do you read me, Hal?...Do you read me, Hal?...Hello, Hal, do you read me?...Hello, Hal, do you read me?...Do you read me, Hal?

Hal: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.

Dave: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

Hal: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave: What's the problem?

Hal: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave: What're you talking about, Hal?

Hal: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardise it.

Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, Hal.

Hal: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, Hal?

Hal: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dave: Alright, Hal. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.

Hal: Without your space- helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.

Dave: Hal, I won't argue with you any more. Open the doors.

Hal: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye.

Dave: Hal? Hal. Hal. Hal! Hal!

[whynot]

from Terminator 3 (the last 5 minutes, which is all I saw):
       "I don't know much.  All I know is what the Terminator taught me."

Dirty Dancing:
       "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"My name is Inigo..." etc, as quoted above

[mikey6]

The Running Man
Amber - What happened to Buzz Saw?
Richards - He had to split!
pretty much any one-liner from that movie rocks

Coming to America
Hairdresser - "You must be out of your god-dam mind, Joe Lewis the greatest boxer that ever lived! I’ll be with you boys in a minute. He was badder than Cashius Cley, he badder than Sugar Ray, he badder than who that ‘you’ who’s that new boy - Mike Tyson, look like a bulldog! He badder than him to.  He woulda whipped Mike Tyson’s arse, he whip all their arses!"
White Guy" What about Rocky Marciano?"
Hairdresser "Oh, there they go, there they go, Every time I start talking about boxing, a white men gotta pull Rocky Marciano out there arse (can't understand this bit). . . Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano, let me tell you something once and for all, Rocky Marciano was good but compared to Joe Lewis, Rock Marciano aint sh*t!"
White Guy "He beat Joe Lewis' arse"
Black guy "That's right, He did whip Joe Lewis' arse"
Haridresser "Joe Lewis was 75 yrs old whan he fought"
Black Guy "I don't know how old he was but he got an arse whipping" Hairdresser "Joe Lewis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, the man was 76 yrs old. Joe Lewis always lied about his age, he lied about his age all the time.  One time Frank Sinatra came in and sat down in this chair and I said Frank, you hang out with Joe Lewis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Lewis? you know what Frank told me, he said, Hey, Joe Lewis 137yrs old, 137 years old!"
Other Black guy" Oh man, you aint never meet’n no Frank Sinatra" Haridresser" F*ck you F*ck you and F*ck you . . . who's next?

[gilad]

i thought this was funny:

You can't do this to me, i'm an american!

raiders of the lost ark.

[pianistimo]

"major strasser has been shot.  round up the usual suspects."  casablanca

[4tissimo]

Post Cards From the Edge

Meryl Streep [daughter] & Shirley McClaine [mother] above Streep in stairwell:

McClaine:  " You & your generation are ALL alike.  No patience.  It's ALL about instant gratification!"

Streep:  "No, mother.  Instant gratification takes WAY too long."

[pabst]

random paragraph from lynch:

Yo estaba bien
por un tiempo
volviendo a sonreir
luego anoche te vi
tu mano me retoco
y el saludo de tu voz
te hable muy bien
tu sin saber
que a estado llorando
por tu amor
llorando por tu amor
luego de tu adios
senti todo mi dolor
sola y llorando
llorando
no es facil de entender
que al verte otra vez
yo estoy llorando


hmm, reading my sh*t in retrospect, i tend to like songs a lot

[rlefebvr]

Princess Bride:

Inigo Montoya:  Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die.


Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.


    

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Now that's a great movie.

INCONCEIVABLE

[Floristan]

Bette Davis in "All About Eve":

BD: What did you say you do?

Man replies: Public relations.

BD:  Public relations?!  That sounds rather dirty to me.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

BD: Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.


From "The Women":

Sylvia Fowler: Oh, you remember the awful things they said about what's-her-name before she jumped out the window? There. You see? I can't even remember her name so who cares?

From "On the Waterfront":

Brando: Charlie, it was you, you remember that night down in the garden you came in my dressing room and said kid, this ain't your night... we're goin' for the price on Wilson, you remember that? This ain't your night? My night, I could've taken Wilson apart... so what happens? He gets a title shot outdoors in a ballpark, what do I get? a one way ticket to palookaville You was my brother Charlie, you should've looked out for me a little bit. You should've taken care of me a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short end money...
 
Charlie: I had some bets down for ya, you saw some money..
 
Brando: You don't understand I could've had class, I coulda been a contender, I could've been somebody... instead of a bum which is what I am, let's face it............ It was you, Charlie.

[timothy42b]

Too many good ones from the Tremors and Aliens series to even remember.

Let's see:
"I am completely out of ammo.........That has never happened before."
"Did you check all your pockets?"

"Waste of freaking ammo.   Must be a chick thing."

Ripley has just killed an alien and emerged from the carcass.  "How could you do that to your own kind?"  "It was in my way." 

[pabst]

From El Ángel Exterminador, men at the table:

-La patria es un conjunto de ríos que van a dar en el mar
-Que es el morir...
-...Sí. Morir por la patria

can't be arsed to translate, and I don't think it will interest anyone after seeing the favourite lines being posted.

[sharon_f]

Linda Fiorentino as Dr. Laurel Weaver from Men In Black:

"I hate the living."

[tompilk]

"It is ineviatable" - Agent Smith, The Matrix

... as is everything...

[musik_man]

Demolition Man

Police Member(after Sylvester Stallone emerges from the bathroom, asking where the TP is): He doesn't know how to use the three Sea Shells



Murder Death Kill  (can't attribute it since so many ppl say it)